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The Morning Report — 6/ 25 /26

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Good morning kids. The big story this morning is that a massive earthquake struck Venezuela late yesterday afternoon and first reports indicate mass casualties and destruction. Prayers for the victims and Godspeed to the rescue workers, which of course will, as is always the case, include many Americans both in and out of uniform.

Venezuela was rocked by its strongest earthquakes in over a century on Wednesday afternoon — causing widespread destruction in the capital of Caracas and fears of as many as 100,000 casualties.
A magnitude 7.2 quake struck roughly 100 miles west of Caracas, followed by a 7.5 magnitude tremor just a minute later, according to the US Geological Survey. “High casualties and extensive damage are probable, and the disaster is likely widespread,” the USGS warned. 

Closer to home it looks as if a couple of political earthquakes are shaking up the establishments of both parties. On the latest episode of the podcast, linked here and in the sidebar as well as on the popular platforms listed at the bottom of this post, both CBD and i discussed the ramifications locally in NYC and nationally with the victory of Mad Mamdani minions who are equally insane and tyrannical in their views.

Repulsive and Gorgon-esque as James Carville is, he still remains as a key representative and thought leader such as the case may be of the mainstream Democrat party. And he is having massive conniption fits over the primary election in New York.

Carville freaked out at the results. He noted that Avila Chevalier, who was born to Dominican immigrants, once said white people should not be in interracial marriages. “Lady, I ain’t in the same party as you,” Carville said. “I’m sorry. I’m just not. And I actually do think it’s time for Democrats to talk the ‘s’ word: schism. I really do. Everybody’s always said, ‘No, no. We’re a coalition. We’re a big tent. And there’s just some sh*t I can’t be in the same tent with.” Carville then insisted that despite winning their Democratic primaries, “these people are not Democrats.” He then suggested that establishment Democrats “negotiate the terms of a schism” with democratic socialists in the party.

Oh, James, old boy, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you are most definitely in the same party as this filthy evil slag. Meh, this would be amusing if it weren't so disgusting. The descriptor of "Far-Left" for some Democrats is the same as "Radical" for Muslims. It's a redundancy. It's a naked attempt to whitewash and minimize the core beliefs and values of each which are self-evident through their actions over a long and bloody history. A history of causing a civil war to preserve slavery, and then to repress the freed slaves for over 100 years and create one of the most massive welfare states to keep them enslaved for your political gain at the cost of trillions of dollars and tens of thousands of wasted lives. And when you've genocided the hell out of your base, the only thing left is to throw open the borders and register third world wetback criminals by the millions as Democrats and steal the elections you still can't win legitimately.

Carville, you and yours have done all you could to hack away at the Constitution and individual liberty in order to create a gargantuan centralized bureaucracy where your fellow travelers are at the controls generationally and in perpetuity. The views of Wilson and FDR are crystal clear in dismantling America as founded in service of that fever dream of absolute power.

And the disparate groups in your big tent share one thing in common — an incandescent hatred for this country, its citizens, history, heritage and western Judeo-Christian civilization, morality and sanity, and so for Carville and others of his ilk to be freaking out over what happened in NYC, where the hell was he when Bernie Sanders was elected to the Senate over and over again on a platform of naked in-your-face communism which is exactly what got elected in NYC and lookie here what's happening in California, surprise surprise!

The Mamdani regime in New York City has already been making noises about moving on this sort of thing, and now the LA County Board of Supervisors is following suit. People will call this socialism but in some ways this is worse. They’re not just proposing a government takeover of private property, what they’re proposing to do is to use government power and taxpayer money to seize private property and turn it over to their political allies who will run ‘community groups’. This is fundamentally no different than politicians using eminent domain to seize property and transfer it to their political allies who then fund their political campaigns. . .

. . . Socialist governments create pressure on landlords through every possible means. As prices rise and housing stock drops, creating a ‘housing crisis’, they cite the homeless vagrants as evidence that there is a serious threat and justify property seizures. We’re now in stage 3 of their plan. Stay tuned for stage 4.

You know what else has a "stage 4?" Incurable cancer.

As we also noted on the podcast, this bit of very positive news.

The Prairieland case in Texas is actually worth celebrating because it’s one of the few times the feds went after an Antifa-linked group with real teeth, leading to the first federal terrorism-related convictions and sentencing of individuals affiliated with Antifa in U.S. history.

For once, the material support law was used, and it worked. But at the same time, it’s nowhere near enough, and that’s the frustrating part.

President Trump designated Antifa as a domestic terrorist organization back in September 2025. That was supposed to mean something. Americans were supposed to see mass action against the violent extremists terrorizing our country. But months later, Prairieland stands out as almost the only case where they brought terrorist charges and took a group to trial over it.

Think about what the domestic terrorism definition actually says. It covers acts that are dangerous to human life, break criminal laws, and look like they’re meant to intimidate civilians, push the government to change policy through fear, or mess with government functions through destruction or attacks.

The Prairieland case is not the only time Antifa planned an attack meant to intimidate and cause mass destruction. It’s not even the first time that the violent group has acted to shut down federal immigration enforcement.

And Antifa is the unofficial (wink-wink) Democrat/Leftist brownshirt goon squad that take to the streets to commit political terrorism with the protection of Democrat politicians and worse Judges, Attorneys General and other corrupted appendages of our justice system to further their collective aims at societal dissolution and the accrual of absolute power.

Let's hope they all rot in prison and that God-forbid a future Democrat president does not set them free.

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1 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 25, 2026 07:30 AM (ExV1e)

2 I haz summoned.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 25, 2026 07:30 AM (ExV1e)

3 A member of the cultlike group known as Zizians has been charged with murder in the shooting of her parents at their Pennsylvania home on her 30th birthday, and a prosecutor said Wednesday she wasn't acting alone. ---NEWS--- The two deaths are among six linked to the Zizians, a group of young, highly intelligent computer scientists who appear to share radical beliefs about veganism, animal rights, gender identity and artificial intelligence.

Posted by: SMOD at June 25, 2026 07:31 AM (O7XEN)

4 Top 5! Yay!

Posted by: NR Pax at June 25, 2026 07:32 AM (BpO1e)

5 Watching the democrats party collapse is like watching a controlled explosion demolishing a building in slow motion.

Posted by: Redenzo at June 25, 2026 07:32 AM (/SMZp)

6 Britons ordered to remove air conditioning from homes in 40C heat under Net Zero crackdown

Posted by: SMOD at June 25, 2026 07:32 AM (O7XEN)

7 100,000 casualties.
Holy shit.

Posted by: Heroq at June 25, 2026 07:33 AM (rjPWf)

8 Yonder Horde

New party, same as the old party.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 25, 2026 07:34 AM (jehhT)

9 Letitia James Isn't Happy With Zohran Mamdani and His Merry Band of Socialists

Posted by: SMOD at June 25, 2026 07:34 AM (O7XEN)

10
'Our Friend Can't Even Defend Himself': Jasmine Crock-O-sh'ett's Pastor, Tapped To Replace Her in Congress, Defends Killer Karmelo Anthony as a 'Little Boy'

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Replace her in Congress? I thought, and had hoped, she pretty much lost her district through redistricting. Now another tick just like her is coming along to fill the seat? Me no get...

And wow, what a shock in Venezuela. Prayers ascending for all those affected.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 25, 2026 07:34 AM (qBdHI)

11 Letitia James Isn't Happy With Zohran Mamdani and His Merry Band of Socialists
Posted by: SMOD at June 25, 2026 07:34 AM (O7XEN)

Is her cut of the grift not sufficiently large?

Posted by: Heroq at June 25, 2026 07:35 AM (rjPWf)

12 Everybody’s always said, ‘No, no. We’re a coalition. We’re a big tent. And there’s just some sh*t I can’t be in the same tent with.” Carville then insisted that despite winning their Democratic primaries, “these people are not Democrats.” He then suggested that establishment Democrats “negotiate the terms of a schism” with democratic socialists in the party.

I mean, the Democrat Party has always been about fun stuff, deviant sex, stealing from the slightly richer, sex with kids, drugs, sex with farm animals, selling the country to China and muslims, sex with household appliances. And now some people want to limit our sexual choices? I can't be party of that. -- James Carville, translated from the original parseltongue

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 25, 2026 07:36 AM (ExV1e)

13 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 25, 2026 07:36 AM (u82oZ)

14 I went through the 2018 7.1 here in Annchorage. I've been through many over the years, but that one scared me.

Two of that size within minutes? Jeez...

Here's wishing for the best for the people of Venezuela. First communism and now this.

> Trump’s Bizarre Statements

I think Trump is playing "good cop" here with Bibi as the "bad cop" ("I'm doing my best to hold him back, but he's crazy!")


> Karmelo Anthony

In a fair world, giving your child a name like "Karmelo" would be grounds for instant termination of parental rights. Might as well just hand him over to the prison system at birth.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 25, 2026 07:38 AM (IG3/x)

15 Well, I can't really blame new york. The feds confiscate money and property that is not theirs to give to other people so those idiots "vote" for them.

At least the yankee new york scum are honest about it.

Posted by: Waiting For My Handout at June 25, 2026 07:38 AM (XGdr2)

16 Carville freaked out at the results. He noted that Avila Chevalier, who was born to Dominican immigrants, once said white people should not be in interracial marriages.

Meanwhile in Denmark ...

Danish TV Commercial Shames Citizens for Starting Families with Other White People

... sure seems like "out betters" should STFU

Posted by: SMOD at June 25, 2026 07:39 AM (O7XEN)

17 I kind of have to admire the Left for sticking to the whole "Antifa doesn't exist" story after telling us how Antifa was just like the Boys of Pointe du Hoc for so long.

I mean they are really committed to the bit.

Posted by: blaster at June 25, 2026 07:40 AM (NlEaG)

18 Good morning again dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Earthquake videos look very very bad.

Pro tip: don't just stand there.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 25, 2026 07:40 AM (mWKAz)

19 “Lady, I ain’t in the same party as you,” Carville said. “I’m sorry. I’m just not. And I actually do think it’s time for Democrats to talk the ‘s’ word: schism. I really do. Everybody’s always said, ‘No, no. We’re a coalition. We’re a big tent. And there’s just some sh*t I can’t be in the same tent with.”

Posted by: SMOD at June 25, 2026 07:40 AM (O7XEN)

20 > James Carville

I propose that the AoSHQ Style Guide be amended to require that he always be referred to as James "Swamp Thing" Carville.

Mutant-ass mofo looks like he was conceived by triple cousins while swimming a petrochemical waste dump in some backward Louisiana bayou.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 25, 2026 07:41 AM (IG3/x)

21 Apparently, Carville hasn't seen the 1000mph freight train that has been headed straight toward his vile party. Funny, I could see it coming for years. Maybe if he didn't spend so much time frothing, foaming at the mouth and yelling at the sky at Republicans, he would've noticed what's been happening at lightening speed within his own sickening political party? Even Helen Keller could've seen it coming.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 25, 2026 07:43 AM (qBdHI)

22 My sense is the "shock" expressed by Carville and company is play-acting.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 25, 2026 07:43 AM (mWKAz)

23 Good morning JJ and horde

Posted by: Skip at June 25, 2026 07:44 AM (sgkY8)

24 Carville must be losing cash flow.

Posted by: davidt at June 25, 2026 07:44 AM (Q+gd/)

25 I think there's going to be more "main stream" Democrats voicing their displeasure at the Democratic Socialists for letting everyone know just how insane the party has gotten.

It's not that they necessarily disagree with the DSP, it's that the DSP is telling everyone what they're going to do instead of being quiet about it and slipping bits and pieces of communism into FedGov as the (D) is doing now.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 25, 2026 07:44 AM (jehhT)

26 It's darkly amusing, but unsurprising, how many media outlets are framing the PantiFag defendants as "protestors".

No. Protestors carry signs and chant. Maybe write letters. Maybe write sappy "folk songs".

Attempted murder is not "protesting".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 25, 2026 07:45 AM (IG3/x)

27 Carville is a full on lunatic so if he says you are crazy, well, that's a crazy man saying it.

Posted by: blaster at June 25, 2026 07:45 AM (NlEaG)

28 James Carville…. He’s been around for decades now and my take on him is he’s a mercenary without any strong ideological anchor. He’s been paid by the Dems forever so he’s on that team no matter what.. tribalism. He wants him team to win because that’s where his $$ came from… even if he doesn’t like his teammates. Although it’s really not like or dislike for him it’s just “I want the team that’s paying me to be the winning team”… he’s a mercenary… not a compliment

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 25, 2026 07:45 AM (YetvJ)

29 Actually, a schism in the D party would wound them grievously. I say, let them do it. An election between a D, a S, and a R might get us extra seats. Although I'm sure it'd end up with more squishy RINOs.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 25, 2026 07:46 AM (1Ff7Z)

30 Trump has every right to create a "cluster****" within the walls of his weekly meeting with Thune and the useless R Senate. They are the solid roadblock, the only one to blame, for not passing what 80% of Americans want. They need to be pilloried* at their total rejection of their sworn duties to uphold the wishes of We the People.

*I'd be the first one up to throw rotten garbage in their faces. Just lower that wooden trap and let me at them.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 25, 2026 07:47 AM (qBdHI)

31 Did someone say "D Party"?

'Cause I'm all about the "D". Let's party!

Posted by: Barack "Gaylord" Obama at June 25, 2026 07:47 AM (IG3/x)

32 Karmelo Anthony’s New Appeal Strategy Takes Aim At His Own Inner Circle

“Y’all non lawyers can argue about if he were guilty or not,” Moore continued. “Most real lawyers realize this was a punishment case. With that being the case, you simply don’t run around going on a press tour touting a false narrative. I’m pissed.”

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So it would appear as though his appeal team is not going to try and overturn the conviction but, rather, argue that the punishment was too high and was driven by the actions of people other than the murderer.

Bold move, let's see if it works out for them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 25, 2026 07:48 AM (ExV1e)

33 For the first time in decades the Democrats are not in lock step. I figure they'll all still vote against normalcy, but some of the truly far left shit is likely to be a bit less sure. See, the rank and file want to keep their cushy, grifting jobs, so they'll eventually fall in line with the radicals. It's just going to take a few years.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 25, 2026 07:50 AM (jehhT)

34 @Martini Farmer I don't think the normies are going to be mad about the Left flying its freak flags proudly. They love it. Spanberger in Virginia is celebrated as a diva and she's going full send Hugo Chavez.

People say "oh she ran as a moderate." As the recipient of a bazillion Spanberger ads I can assure you she did not. She told everyone what she was going to do. And she's doing it.

Norm and Norma think that's great.

The professional Dems are the ones freaking out. Mamdanis little Commies chanted at Hakeem Jeffries "you're next".

Posted by: blaster at June 25, 2026 07:50 AM (NlEaG)

35 The next generation of gangsters muscling out the old.

Posted by: davidt at June 25, 2026 07:52 AM (Q+gd/)

36 GLP-1 drugs may offer a powerful tool against obesity, but they also raise a deeper question: are we treating the causes of our health crisis—or simply medicating the consequences?

Modern American medicine is all about getting as many people as possible on as many drug subscriptions as possible. It isn't about cures, it isn't about health, it's about profit for pharma.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 25, 2026 07:53 AM (ExV1e)

37 Far-Left Variety Calls ‘Supergirl’ a ‘Super-Horrendous’ Comic Book Movie: ‘Worst Script I Can Remember’

But yet, it still got made and someone got paid.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 25, 2026 07:54 AM (1Ff7Z)

38 Mornin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at June 25, 2026 07:56 AM (77rzZ)

39 Though Carville is part of that ilk, he's CYAing himself for the future when the freaks takeover the party full stop.

He knows he won't be around in any capacity.

As for Antifa sentences. Lets see if this has any deterrent going for, even just a little. As has been said on this site before, try that in a small red enclave.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 25, 2026 07:58 AM (ItWcy)

40 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 07:58 AM (2YhKe)

41 Repulsive and Gorgon-esque as James Carville is, he still remains as a key representative and thought leader such as the case may be of the mainstream Democrat party. And he is having massive conniption fits over the primary election in New York.


We've largely dumped the Bush's and Rove and our old guard.

When are the Dems going to wise up and rid themselves of this reptile f*ck? I guess he's still got too much money for them to ignore.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 07:59 AM (2YhKe)

42 Watching the democrats party collapse is like watching a controlled explosion demolishing a building in slow motion.
Posted by: Redenzo at June 25, 2026 07:32 AM (/SMZp)


WLNSSEODQY

Posted by: Doof at June 25, 2026 08:00 AM (tceez)

43
WLNSSEODQY
Posted by: Doof at June 25, 2026 08:00 AM (tceez)



The democrats are great at shapeshifting. They can become anything they want you to see at any time.

The difference now is, they're turning into what they've always wanted to be: A communist front that controls everything and removes all freedoms where they're the richest, strongest and most powerful government on the planet.

Earth will never enjoy freedom again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 08:05 AM (2YhKe)

44 It's kind of funny. The whole "Democrat" machine is just a circle jerk of people thinking the person on the other side of the tent is their own Useful Idiot, and vice versa. Now they're all finding this out for themselves, and realizing that it's just a big ass tent full of useless idiots.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 08:06 AM (Ot/FD)

45 7> 100,000 Casualties in VZ

The USGS has labeled this a "red alert mass casualty warning" adding...
"Red alert for shaking-related fatalities and economic losses. High casualties and extensive damage are probable and the disaster is likely widespread. Past red alerts have required a national or international response

So any tax money that would have been redistributed to Somalian Learing Centers is going to the Communists in VZ - bet on it.

Posted by: Community Notes at June 25, 2026 08:06 AM (a4flb)

46 So any tax money that would have been redistributed to Somalian Learing Centers is going to the Communists in VZ - bet on it.

Posted by: Community Notes at June 25, 2026 08:06 AM (a4flb)



I sure have less reservations funneling money to save lives and help the people than I do open and outright fraud stealing my money and using it against me through terrorism and islhamic creep.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 08:08 AM (2YhKe)

47 Community Notes

We have some search and urban rescue teams that will travel there. Like the Fairfax County VA Fire Dept. team. Good training, and they do good work.

The engineering and sound building inspections can be an export item.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 25, 2026 08:10 AM (u82oZ)

48 Communism only works if big institutions like Wall Street and the Board of Trade/CME in Chicago, stick around to keep paying taxes. Fox is still in NYC etc... until they all leave , the taxes will be paid for Mahdani to continue

Posted by: Jonah at June 25, 2026 08:10 AM (YCxFk)

49 The parasites are consuming the host.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 25, 2026 08:10 AM (afJtY)

50 The Democrat party has become an expression of Anti-Ideology. Nobody really believes in anything other than that they want to Win and they want to Destroy. Everything else is just empty face-sounds towards those ends.

"I couldn't even tell you what I believe today, but I know for a fact that whatever it is you believe, it's wrong and you should be eliminated for it for the good of humanity."

It's a big ol' circular firing squad of nihilism.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 08:10 AM (Ot/FD)

51 Here's the Fault Line in American politics.

A Massachusetts federal judge blocked Trump's executive order on voter ID as being beyond his authority saying that Congress has the power over elections. She may have a point. The plaintiffs were the AGs of 19 Blue States.

So now it's back to Thune and the SAVE Act and a Republican-controlled Congress.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 25, 2026 08:10 AM (dtajH)

52 >Karmelo Anthony

In a fair world, giving your child a name like "Karmelo" would be grounds for instant termination of parental rights. Might as well just hand him over to the prison system at birth.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 25, 2026 07:38 AM (IG3/x)

Word.

Posted by: shitavious cook at June 25, 2026 08:11 AM (rJ48h)

53 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at June 25, 2026 08:11 AM (53oGX)

54 {{{Ben Had}}}
🎼 ♭ 5/4 ♫♫ ♫♫ Good morning! ♬♬ ♩ ♪

Exactly!

But we are also part of the host. However, the past 18 years has given our separating tribes a strong immune response.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 25, 2026 08:12 AM (u82oZ)

55 32> Most real lawyers realize this was a punishment case.

How would a "punishment case" differ in appearance to a "public safety case" where 12 people on the jury were lenient by not levying the 99 years, but enough time where he would age-out from his most violent and predatory years?

Posted by: Community Notes at June 25, 2026 08:12 AM (a4flb)

56 Modern American medicine is all about getting as many people as possible on as many drug subscriptions as possible. It isn't about cures, it isn't about health, it's about profit for pharma.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 25, 2026 07:53 AM (ExV1e)



Big Pharma is starting to remind me of the software developers of the aughts. Copy/Paste code that breaks to fix.

They're masking one thing and causing other things.

Look at the side effects. Depression? We've got drugs that will turn you into a zombie, give you uncontrollable muscle movements that might be permanent, suicidal thoughts worse than you already had, and cancer.

Big Pharma doesn't need cures, they need patients. The rich get richer and the poor get sicker.

Remember the ultimate goal: Population control.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 08:12 AM (2YhKe)

57 100,000 casualties.
Holy shit."

What are building codes for again?

We're somewhat isolated from nature these days. Most are not. I do hope we can provide assistance to them ASAP...

Posted by: man at June 25, 2026 08:13 AM (XuXeR)

58 > o any tax money that would have been redistributed to Somalian Learing Centers is going to the Communists in VZ - bet on it.
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If the Chinese were smart they'd have $$$ ready to go and a flotilla of ships with "aid" on the way.

"Aid" being military supplies. To fend off the Yankees trying to steal their oil.

But the reality is that the US will likely be the only country on Earth that helps VZ.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 25, 2026 08:13 AM (jehhT)

59 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2026 08:14 AM (KYAJN)

60 Somewhere out there there's a poor retired basketball player who's forced to keep saying "For the last time, that's a different guy!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 08:14 AM (Ot/FD)

61 Somewhere out there there's a poor retired basketball player who's forced to keep saying "For the last time, that's a different guy!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 08:14 AM (Ot/FD)



"I'm not the one in prison for murder, dumbass."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 08:15 AM (2YhKe)

62
He noted that Avila Chevalier, who was born to Dominican immigrants, once said white people should not be in interracial marriages.

Theodore "The Man" Bilbo, 1946: White people should not be in interracial marriages.

Avila Chevalier, 2026: White people should not be in interracial marriages.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2026 08:15 AM (O0L8i)

63 I just came out of hiding to say that all these people should stop having stupid names.

Posted by: Bum Farto at June 25, 2026 08:16 AM (Ot/FD)

64 I just came out of hiding to say that all these people should stop having stupid names.
Posted by: Bum Farto at June 25, 2026 08:16 AM (Ot/FD)



You're late by about 50 years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 08:17 AM (2YhKe)

65
Democrats are now the street-shitting junkies they buy votes for $2 a pop from.

Alcohol and drugs are a spiral and for many the next dose just has to be higher, but going to the left of Hakeem Jeffries is something so broken I wouldn't think it possible.

Posted by: Auspex at June 25, 2026 08:17 AM (Y8DZL)

66 man

The Cure for Catastrophe, by Robert Muir-Wood examines the mechanism of the high death toll. He says that our natural disasters are in fact human ones: We build in the wrong places and in the wrong way, including wrongly designed concrete buildings without important safety features.

California and Japan do get some things right.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 25, 2026 08:18 AM (u82oZ)

67 You're late by about 50 years.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 08:17 AM (2YhKe)

I think my brain just yelled at itself to get off its own lawn.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 08:18 AM (Ot/FD)

68 The interesting part will be seeing which committee assignments chevalier gets..

Posted by: Ben Had at June 25, 2026 08:19 AM (afJtY)

69 Like the Fairfax County VA Fire Dept. team. Good training, and they do good work."

Urban search and rescue VA Task Force One.

Knew a structural engineer on the team. Hell of a good guy.

Posted by: man at June 25, 2026 08:19 AM (XuXeR)

70
I think my brain just yelled at itself to get off its own lawn.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 08:18 AM (Ot/FD)



"GET OFF YOUR OWN LAWN!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 08:19 AM (2YhKe)

71 46> Gleeful about adding to the $40T debt

You realize that Congress is most upset at Trump because of his interference in their grift. "Don't let a crisis go to waste" and a "Hell, its only paper money" attitude results in a Clintonesque Haitian Relief Program, or a Iraqi Oil For Food Program.

The attempt to re-prime the graft sluice through the so-called "Housing Bill" was thwarted by Trump's insistence on the SAA.

There are Democrat "elections" to buy.

Posted by: Community Notes at June 25, 2026 08:19 AM (a4flb)

72 IMO FDR was bad… but if he woke up in 2026 and saw what the Dem party had become, he’d be genuinely dismayed and shocked. He was wrong on a lot of things and power hungry, but he was a genuine patriot and not a lunatic. Can’t say that about any modern Dems…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 25, 2026 08:21 AM (YetvJ)

73 In Chicago, we called the rise of the socialists back in 2006 when Obama was elected Senator

Posted by: Jeff Carter at June 25, 2026 08:23 AM (8qMs2)

74 Good morning! We've got heavy condensation from thick fog. Condensed fogwater always seems stickier, more viscous than ordinary water, rainwater. Harder to squeegee off the car windows.

Posted by: gp at June 25, 2026 08:23 AM (Jr5Lq)

75 66> Venezuela vs California and Japan re: earthquake resiliency

Almost immediately after the two tremors in VZ there was a 6.9 earthquake in Japan felt in Tokyo.

Notice who is getting all of the news coverage.

Posted by: Community Notes at June 25, 2026 08:24 AM (a4flb)

76 Good morning! We've got heavy condensation from thick fog. Condensed fogwater always seems stickier, more viscous than ordinary water, rainwater. Harder to squeegee off the car windows.
Posted by: gp at June 25, 2026 08:23 AM (Jr5Lq)



That's the oil. I remember when I was a kid and got cancer from all the oil raining down from the skies.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 25, 2026 08:25 AM (2YhKe)

77 FIFA is an important cultural signifier for millennial shitlibs. It's one of those things that shows they are superior to dirty Americans in general - but also elevates them above the *other* millennial shitlibs, who mostly haven't broken free of the NFL and NBA. So it's very dear to their snide little hearts.

They're going to have to get up one morning, apply their monkeypox salve, place their tailbone cushions on the seats of their EVs, and buzz down to the wine bar to grit their teeth as the Orangeman performs their World Cup sacrament.

I may have to drive down to Nearby City to a trendy shitlib spot downtown that day, just to take in all the sour faces and griping. I know just the place.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 25, 2026 08:25 AM (BI5O2)

78 "In Chicago, we called the rise of the socialists back in 2006"

Chicago has been giving us radicals since at least the Haymarket Riot of 1886.

Posted by: gp at June 25, 2026 08:25 AM (Jr5Lq)

79 Almost immediately after the two tremors in VZ there was a 6.9 earthquake in Japan felt in Tokyo.

Notice who is getting all of the news coverage.
Posted by: Community Notes at June 25, 2026 08:24 AM (a4flb)



In Japan, that's 'every 3rd Thursday.'

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 25, 2026 08:25 AM (2YhKe)

80 Past red alerts have required a national or international response

We should begin airlifting children immediately!

Posted by: Hillary! at June 25, 2026 08:26 AM (dfgzq)

81 Damn......I am a bit tired this morning.

But what else is new. Depression can be a bitch.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 08:27 AM (2YhKe)

82 "In Chicago, we called the rise of the socialists back in 2006"

Chicago has been giving us radicals since at least the Haymarket Riot of 1886.
Posted by: gp at June 25, 2026 08:25 AM (Jr5Lq)



And Chitcago just keeps f*cking that chicken, harder and harder and harder.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 08:27 AM (2YhKe)

83 I may have to drive down to Nearby City to a trendy shitlib spot downtown that day, just to take in all the sour faces and griping. I know just the place.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 25, 2026 08:25 AM (BI5O2)

Ha!! I despise soccer so much I couldn’t do that even to see the expressions of dismay. I’m proud that I’ve not watched one second of WC and have no idea who’s winning and losing… don’t know, don’t care

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 25, 2026 08:28 AM (D2O3S)

84 What kind of idiot builds their house on the Earth where all the earthquakes happen. Silly people.

Hey I wonder if we'll still call them earthquakes out of habit when we're all settled in our colonies on the Moon or Mars....

"Marsquake"? Sounds like a candy bar.

"Moonquake"? Well that just sounds like something a hippie would say.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 08:28 AM (Ot/FD)

85 Sponge - F*ck Cancer

There is a lot of ruin in the destruction of a great American City.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 25, 2026 08:28 AM (u82oZ)

86 If elections are legit, NY and LA are pretty much an illustration that the democrat people want to be governed by Democrats, period.

And the more lunatic the better.

Case in point, there are fires raging in LA again, the people in charge have no idea how to manage fires.

Given the option of competent Republican governance and incompetance, the people of LA chose incompetance and are returning the people who literally burned down parts of their city back into office.

You can't solve stupidity of that level.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 25, 2026 08:29 AM (XV/Pl)

87 Warai-otoko

I want Elon's team involved in design and construction of Mars and Moon colonies.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 25, 2026 08:29 AM (u82oZ)

88 Avila Chevalier, 2026: White people should not be in interracial marriages.

White people should not be in interracial marriages.
White people having white babies is raysism.
White people need to go back to their country.
If they go back to their country, they need to leave because brown people need room.

And finally:

"Why are wypipo so raysis?"

Posted by: NR Pax at June 25, 2026 08:29 AM (BpO1e)

89 Today Is National Work From Home Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 25, 2026 08:29 AM (NpAcC)

90 So it would appear as though his appeal team is not going to try and overturn the conviction but, rather, argue that the punishment was too high and was driven by the actions of people other than the murderer.

Bold move, let's see if it works out for them.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


If that's the Dream Team's strategy, I'd prefer a public defender.
1. All they can do is look at the trial and seenif there were any legal issues with the way it was run.
2. Accepted appeal rates in Texas for murder trials is 4%.
3. Judge Roach has had ZERO cases successfully appealed against him in 20 years on the bench.
4. KA is cooked.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2026 08:30 AM (KYAJN)

91 >He noted that Avila Chevalier, who was born to Dominican immigrants, once said white people should not be in interracial marriages.

Theodore "The Man" Bilbo, 1946: White people should not be in interracial marriages.

Strom Thurmond would have jumped her bones.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 25, 2026 08:31 AM (rJ48h)

92 NYC residents got what they asked for in the communist revolution by doing the chickenshit thing and staying home.

They will have the most radical, islhamic takeover since London because only 7% of the eligible voters in the Dem primary actually voted.

Someone once said, if you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice. Don't remember who said it. Don't care.

*awaits incoming blitz*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 08:31 AM (2YhKe)

93 Damn......I am a bit tired this morning.

But what else is new. Depression can be a bitch.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 08:27 AM (2YhKe)

I know the feeling, believe me. Found out this AM dad is in hospital. Gut punch…. But football season is only 2 months away (college ball starts late August)!! Gotta have something to look forward to

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 25, 2026 08:31 AM (g7CYy)

94 Today Is National Work From Home Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 25, 2026 08:29 AM (NpAcC)



Well then. My decision has been made for me.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 08:32 AM (2YhKe)

95 Soccer, in the main, is simply a boring sport.

The nature of the game also offends American sensibilities of what sport is.

Flopping and carrying on like a shrieking Italian woman, does not make for good watching.

Also time is kept by counting up? WTF?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 25, 2026 08:32 AM (XV/Pl)

96 Calling it now: In another 50 years, school children will be taught that Karmello was tried by an all white jury and hanged in the public square five minutes after the verdict.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 25, 2026 08:32 AM (BpO1e)

97 89 Today Is National Work From Home Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 25, 2026 08:29 AM (NpAcC)

Or in my case, Waraiotoko's Screw Around Waiting For Software Updates To Maybe Actually Work This Time So He Can Maybe Get Something Done Today Day....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 08:32 AM (Ot/FD)

98 I know the feeling, believe me. Found out this AM dad is in hospital. Gut punch…. But football season is only 2 months away (college ball starts late August)!! Gotta have something to look forward to
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 25, 2026 08:31 AM (g7CYy)



Prayers for your father. I hope it's nothing serious and he'll be home before you know it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 08:32 AM (2YhKe)

99 "Flopping and carrying on like a shrieking Italian woman, does not make for good watching."

Lebron James has entered the chat.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 25, 2026 08:32 AM (BpO1e)

100 The pederast Michael Jackson died 17 years ago on this date.

Posted by: Good Riddance at June 25, 2026 08:33 AM (XGdr2)

101 as the dr said, today my rash is way way better! yesterday I was getting jumpy. but she said, poison ivy rash will spread a bit more maybe Wednesday then clear. (this is with the cream, the pills work right away)

worth it to not be bouncing off the walls.

ANYWAY - peptides. so my husband was a HS/college athlete and has a lot of aches and pains, including knee, hip, and back. he's been thru a lot of treatments to keep active. has a PT and a chiropractor as friends at this point.

he has an appointment soon to look into PRP injections (pricey!) but I thought, let's try the Wolverine stack, why not?

BP-157 and TD-500

JUST the BP one first helped a little. the stack? he doesn't even want to go to the PRP doc appointment (he will anyway after waiting this long to get in!).

I recommended it to a nurse friend of mine with chronic back pain. she actually got her docs to inject (the best way to get the peptides for pain). nothing - NOTHING - was helping her pain.

she's better! she loves me now : )

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 25, 2026 08:33 AM (j+aD2)

102 Sponge, I looked up the vote total numbers and you are so right.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 25, 2026 08:33 AM (afJtY)

103 This is a case of rare violence

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Da fuq?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 25, 2026 08:33 AM (ndZc7)

104 Calling it now: In another 50 years, school children will be taught that Karmello was tried by an all white jury and hanged in the public square five minutes after the verdict.
Posted by: NR Pax at June 25, 2026 08:32 AM (BpO1e)



The media is already beating everyone up with this.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 08:33 AM (2YhKe)

105 want Elon's team involved in design and construction of Mars and Moon colonies.

I want them to do it themselves. NASA can make its own colony out of reports and papers and studies and proposals.

Posted by: t-bird at June 25, 2026 08:33 AM (upeQk)

106 Sponge, I looked up the vote total numbers and you are so right.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 25, 2026 08:33 AM (afJtY)



*hugs*


NYC will continue to reap the benefits of their laziness and stupidity, showing that they learn NOTHING from their choices of the past.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 08:35 AM (2YhKe)

107 103 This is a case of rare violence

-
Da fuq?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 25, 2026 08:33 AM (ndZc7)

I prefer my violence well done.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 08:35 AM (Ot/FD)

108 sorry - Wolverine stack is actually BPC 157 and TB500

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 25, 2026 08:35 AM (j+aD2)

109 You can't solve stupidity of that level.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 25, 2026 08:29 AM (XV/Pl)

I lived in LA for decades. My belief is that, 1. Elections there are rigged, 2. Even with completely fair elections, Dems would win, 3. But with fair elections, Dems would win only narrowly, say 53-47 instead of 75-25, 4. With the Dem machine in firm control of the election apparatus, I see no obvious way of fixing the situation

In brief, they’re fooked

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 25, 2026 08:35 AM (YetvJ)

110 The Rape Crisis organization, designed to help and ‘believe’ rape victims, completely invalidates their experiences by calling their testimonies ‘unhelpful’ and ‘irresponsible.’

-
Damn saboteurs and wreckers!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 25, 2026 08:36 AM (ndZc7)

111 Do Mars and the moon have anything like tectonic plates?

Posted by: Bulg at June 25, 2026 08:36 AM (77rzZ)

112 Raw violence. Violence tartare.

Posted by: gp at June 25, 2026 08:36 AM (Jr5Lq)

113 @99

>>Lebron James has entered the chat.

The Lebron James era of BBall has seen the largest erosion of fan viewership.

The current NBA Championships numbers were an outlier for obvious reasons.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 25, 2026 08:36 AM (XV/Pl)

114 Ha!! I despise soccer so much I couldn’t do that even to see the expressions of dismay.

------

Eh, if you were a millennial and grew up with them like me, you'd sit through just about anything to see them unhappy. Having to slog through a childhood with these people engenders a certain amount of spite.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 25, 2026 08:36 AM (BI5O2)

115
Well then. My decision has been made for me.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 08:32 AM (2YhKe)
*****
Glad to be of some help!

Posted by: redridinghood at June 25, 2026 08:38 AM (NpAcC)

116 Bulg

Not currently. Mars had that in the distant past.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 25, 2026 08:38 AM (u82oZ)

117
Jeez, Heydrich and Hitler had more use for Jews than this Avila Chevalier has for white peoples.

But she no doubt has AWFL support.

Posted by: Auspex at June 25, 2026 08:38 AM (Y8DZL)

118 The media says RFK Jr is failing—his record says otherwise

Just changing the 'food pyramid' is a deep success.
https://tinyurl.com/New-food-pyramid

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at June 25, 2026 08:39 AM (Uk9x6)

119 History is littered with periods of freedom and oppression. Taking freedom for granted you foster oppression.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 25, 2026 08:40 AM (afJtY)

120 Thanks Sponge…. Much appreciated. Looks like he’s okay, but he’s been getting weaker resulting in falls. Falling not good he’s gotta figure out a way to avoid those…

BTW… my dad is genuinely funny and he jokes: There’s nothing golden about the golden years!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 25, 2026 08:40 AM (D2O3S)

121 I saw a movie where William Bendix had a tectonic plate in his head. Didn't seem to help him much.

Posted by: gp at June 25, 2026 08:40 AM (Jr5Lq)

122 Do Mars and the moon have anything like tectonic plates?
Posted by: Bulg


No. The moon doesn't and Mars' crust is a single, continuous shell.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2026 08:40 AM (KYAJN)

123 112 Raw violence. Violence tartare.
Posted by: gp at June 25, 2026 08:36 AM (Jr5Lq)

That weird Asian violence where it wriggles when you squirt a lemon on it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 08:41 AM (Ot/FD)

124 Carville freaked out at the results. He noted that Avila Chevalier, who was born to Dominican immigrants, once said white people should not be in interracial marriages.

Remember when the left was arguing the right wanted to ban interracial marriage? And the geniuses were arguing Clarence Thomas would vote to ban it in the SC?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2026 08:41 AM (sKqQm)

125
29 Actually, a schism in the D party would wound them grievously. I say, let them do it. An election between a D, a S, and a R might get us extra seats. Although I'm sure it'd end up with more squishy RINOs.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 25, 2026 07:46 AM (1Ff7Z)

Seeing that the Dem party appears to want to nominate Kamala again, I wouldn’t be surprised to see the DSA in ‘28 put up an independent candidate of their own, and split the vote.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2026 08:41 AM (kmEMr)

126
What happened to the Roman Colosseum can happen to any such structure in America, performances seem to be organized now with the same attitude toward Christians.

Posted by: Auspex at June 25, 2026 08:42 AM (Y8DZL)

127 The Lebron James era of BBall has seen the largest erosion of fan viewership.


It is my belief that LeBitch James should be held out of the Hall of Fame, despite his 'record setting career' because of the damage he's done to the game with his constant whining and flopping.

He didn't invent it. That dubious distinction goes to Tim Duncan, the father of the NBA flop and whine. However, LeBitch has perfected it.

The NBA actually has a rule on the books that says excessive flopping, called 'embellishment,' is a foul. LeBitch is the last player, actually, to be called for it.

That was YEARS ago. The fact that the commissioner thinks LeBitch is a god and wants to have his baby, the rule has basically been removed from the book.

China FTW, baby.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 08:42 AM (2YhKe)

128 Soccer, in the main, is simply a boring sport.

The nature of the game also offends American sensibilities of what sport is.

Flopping and carrying on like a shrieking Italian woman, does not make for good watching.

Also time is kept by counting up? WTF?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 25, 2026 08:32 AM (XV/Pl)


True statements. Also - why is it a corner KICK or a goal KICK when the ball goes out of bounds across the goal line, but it's a THROW in if it goes out of bounds across a sideline?

Posted by: Doof at June 25, 2026 08:42 AM (tceez)

129 Venezuela vs California and Japan re: earthquake resiliency

Almost immediately after the two tremors in VZ there was a 6.9 earthquake in Japan felt in Tokyo.

Notice who is getting all of the news coverage.
Posted by: Community Notes

Well, the Japanese are white adjacent.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 25, 2026 08:43 AM (ndZc7)

130 How Podcasts Ruined America (except CBD's and JJS')

==

You will never reach prominence, and sizable windfall ($$$$) unless you talk incessantly about the darn JQ, and how there is no place for white men in America!

Posted by: runner at June 25, 2026 08:43 AM (GD0B3)

131 "The hatred of our own country is nice, but we're really in it for the cash."

"Oh, that's hilarious! We're actually in it for the hatred of your country, and for us the cash is just a nice side bonus!"

"Ahhhh, politics."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 08:43 AM (Ot/FD)

132 Flopping and carrying on like a shrieking Italian woman, does not make for good watching.

Unless you are on top of her and have a firm grip during your love-making.

Posted by: The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress at June 25, 2026 08:44 AM (+v/eN)

133 BTW… my dad is genuinely funny and he jokes: There’s nothing golden about the golden years!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 25, 2026 08:40 AM (D2O3S)



Your dad is nicer than my dad was.

"Whomever called these the golden years was an asshole!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 08:44 AM (2YhKe)

134 Seeing that the Dem party appears to want to nominate Kamala again, I wouldn’t be surprised to see the DSA in ‘28 put up an independent candidate of their own, and split the vote.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2026 08:41 AM (kmEMr)


If so, watch how fast those "National Popular Vote" states rescind that shit.

Posted by: Doof at June 25, 2026 08:44 AM (tceez)

135 Morning Horde thx JJ, girthy report.
I have to admit that despite the crappy court rulings from leftist judges and other annoyances, watching the Dems devolve into chaos is truly enjoyable. Arrogant pricks like Schumer, Jefferies, Goldman etc getting slapped and losing power makes up for a lot of the other crap going

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 25, 2026 08:45 AM (aDqI/)

136 I would say the fatalities are the difference in the reporting

Posted by: Ben Had at June 25, 2026 08:45 AM (afJtY)

137 81> Depression can be a bitch.

I wise man observed that a man cannot have a bad day while turning dirt.

Go find a bulldozer or backhoe and get therapy.

Posted by: Community Notes at June 25, 2026 08:45 AM (a4flb)

138 Seeing that the Dem party appears to want to nominate Kamala again, I wouldn’t be surprised to see the DSA in ‘28 put up an independent candidate of their own, and split the vote.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2026 08:41 AM (kmEMr)

I read somewhere they're thinking about it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 25, 2026 08:45 AM (1Ff7Z)

139 Also cannot discount fraud in these elections to help create a very obvious scripted narrative.

This narrative that there is this huge revolutionary backlash in a dying dwindling party. There may be - and the door seems well and truly open to it - the only problem with that theory is - the party has been extreme all along, and it's not a revolution but a display.

The Democrats as constituted prior, have NOTHING to combat Trump's MAGA turn of the country. They tried. So they have gone down a very predictable route.

This blatant move toward full leftardism was foreseeable and predictable, when many others were thinking Dems would try to "tack to the center".

Posted by: ... at June 25, 2026 08:46 AM (BpOXo)

140
True statements. Also - why is it a corner KICK or a goal KICK when the ball goes out of bounds across the goal line, but it's a THROW in if it goes out of bounds across a sideline?
Posted by: Doof at June 25, 2026 08:42 AM (tceez)



So they can run a set piece on the pitch, silly!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 08:46 AM (2YhKe)

141 Auspex

Leftists vs American Rangers & SEALS can be a new coliseum sport. Heck, just use good ol' boys from Texas as opposition.

This was a minor plot element in John Brunner's book Shockwave Rider, back in 1975.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 25, 2026 08:47 AM (u82oZ)

142 Can the coach decide to run a pick six in Men's Metric Kickball?

Posted by: I gotta ask at June 25, 2026 08:47 AM (7UQt+)

143 Go find a bulldozer or backhoe and get therapy.
Posted by: Community Notes at June 25, 2026 08:45 AM (a4flb)

"Remember to call before you dig."

"I did! I called everybody! But they're all at work now and can't come over to play..."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 08:48 AM (Ot/FD)

144 So they can run a set piece on the pitch, silly!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 08:46 AM (2YhKe)


My field pitch of fucks remains barren

Posted by: Doof at June 25, 2026 08:48 AM (tceez)

145 If that's the Dream Team's strategy, I'd prefer a public defender.
1. All they can do is look at the trial and seenif there were any legal issues with the way it was run.
2. Accepted appeal rates in Texas for murder trials is 4%.
3. Judge Roach has had ZERO cases successfully appealed against him in 20 years on the bench.
4. KA is cooked.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2026 08:30 AM (KYAJN)

Heh - exactly. This new appeal team is just about grifting money from the same stupid people, which is harder since too many people know all the previous money was wasted.

Yeah every attorney with any sense knows he should have tried to plea for manslaughter and take 10 - 15 years at the outset. But he didn’t. You don’t get do-overs when you realize what a big mistake you made when turning down a plea.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2026 08:48 AM (kmEMr)

146
Don't underestimate Karmello's chances in the Big House, he has skill with the shiv.

Posted by: Auspex at June 25, 2026 08:48 AM (Y8DZL)

147
My field pitch of fucks remains barren
Posted by: Doof at June 25, 2026 08:48 AM (tceez)



Well played, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 08:49 AM (2YhKe)

148 I admit I'm a bit lost in my sense of Trump at the moment. I want to believe he's playing a big-picture game with Iran, leading them to their own ruin. At the same time, this MOU and all of Vance's pronouncements and diplomatic locutions feel almost ridiculously, surreally foolish.

In a way, I'm reminded of Covid. Trump was dead-right in his earliest statements about China and his tough stance. But then he allowed Fauci and Binx to hijack the entire story and presentation.

As if someone got in his ear about the election and the need to play it safe.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 25, 2026 08:49 AM (fZiTB)

149 This new appeal team is just about grifting money from the same stupid people, which is harder since too many people know all the previous money was wasted.

===

Where exactly is the money for such high profile lawyers coming from ?

Posted by: runner at June 25, 2026 08:50 AM (GD0B3)

150 "Call my doctor? If it lasts more than four hours, I'm gonna be calling everybody."

Posted by: Just the Punchline at June 25, 2026 08:50 AM (IG3/x)

151 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 08:12 AM

QWERTY+ = new perversion

QWE RTY = new diseases you need a prescription for

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 25, 2026 08:50 AM (ndZc7)

152 Hey, at least we can cook you a really good meal.

Posted by: Shrieking Italian women at June 25, 2026 08:51 AM (7UQt+)

153 I just looked up the size of Mars. It’s only about half the size of Earth. I thought it was bigger than Earth.

Posted by: Bulg at June 25, 2026 08:52 AM (77rzZ)

154 Hey, at least we can cook you a really good meal.

Posted by: Shrieking Italian women at June 25, 2026 08:51 AM (7UQt+)



"...just before I cut off your dick!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 08:52 AM (2YhKe)

155 The point of the D party is looting the taxpayers. But they are at about the limits of what can be stolen.

Since there is no actual ideology to unite them this of course will lead to infighting between their factions. Every dollar taken by a Karen McAWFL NGO is a dollar not taken by a corrupt inner city minister. Every dollar spent to fly global warming activists to Europe is a dollar not spent on tranny care. And so on

Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2026 08:52 AM (sKqQm)

156 The Left needed the *conviction.* Notice they never try to whip people over a case where the perp has a chance at acquittal. They got their conviction - but the riots didn't materialize.

They don't care about this anymore. KA is on his own now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 25, 2026 08:52 AM (BI5O2)

157 I’m annoyed that my iPhone has automatically put the “holiday” of Ashura on my phone’s calendar tomorrow. Why?? It’s not an American holiday; I looked it up it’s a Muslim holiday…. It’s little things like that these tech companies do that are insidious. No reason whatsoever to automatically put that on my calendar… ticks me off

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 25, 2026 08:52 AM (YetvJ)

158 "Remember to call before you dig."

I did that. They planted red flags, and spray painted red lines on my lawn, and left. They did not explain what those flags and lines meant: 'dig here,' or 'do not dig here.' But at least I called

Posted by: gp at June 25, 2026 08:52 AM (Jr5Lq)

159 >Where exactly is the money for such high profile lawyers coming from ?
+++

It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.

Posted by: Kramer at June 25, 2026 08:52 AM (7UQt+)

160
I read somewhere they're thinking about it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 25, 2026 08:45 AM (1Ff7Z)

And they would be right to do it. Kamala would be a joke candidate with less chance than ever, so why go through motions of trying to support her? Hey Socialists, go with your heart!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2026 08:53 AM (kmEMr)

161 Well then. My decision has been made for me.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 08:32 AM (2YhKe)


That's still a choice.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 25, 2026 08:53 AM (ExV1e)

162 “Why did Bibi have to do a f—ing attack? I was so pissed off."

Probably because the Hezzies attacked, Donald.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 25, 2026 08:53 AM (l3cgK)

163 I just looked up the size of Mars. It’s only about half the size of Earth. I thought it was bigger than Earth.

Earth is the largest non-Jovian planet though only marginally larger then Venus

Presumably Mars's formation was impacted by Jupiter.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2026 08:53 AM (sKqQm)

164 Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine is facing mass outrage nationwide for VETOING legislation that would require photo ID to vote by mail

UNREAL!! How can a REPUBLICAN governor oppose this?

DeWine says it's a "burden"

Every state needs to fortify their elections, STOP obstructing!

Posted by: redridinghood at June 25, 2026 08:54 AM (NpAcC)

165 Well played, sir.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 08:49 AM (2YhKe)


Thanks - I cracked myself up with that one!

Posted by: Doof at June 25, 2026 08:54 AM (tceez)

166 I did that. They planted red flags, and spray painted red lines on my lawn, and left. They did not explain what those flags and lines meant: 'dig here,' or 'do not dig here.' But at least I called
Posted by: gp at June 25, 2026 08:52 AM (Jr5Lq)



The color of the flag is important. I don't know the legend, but one color is gas line, another is water, another is electric, etc. etc. etc.

It's recommended to NOT dig where the flags are, regardless of color.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 08:54 AM (2YhKe)

167 It's darkly amusing, but unsurprising, how many media outlets are framing the PantiFag defendants as "protestors".

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The Germans protested into Russia during Barbarosa.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 25, 2026 08:54 AM (ndZc7)

168 This is worth a big eye roll, Obama is supposedly sorry that the Presidential Library is all about him, and he got a earful back , From "Twitchy" site

https://tinyurl.com/6m93h3ze

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 25, 2026 08:54 AM (Yl2Ob)

169 DeWine says it's a "burden"

Every state needs to fortify their elections, STOP obstructing!
Posted by: redridinghood at June 25, 2026 08:54 AM (NpAcC)

DeWine is a burden.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 08:54 AM (Ot/FD)

170 If these new people were any kind of threat, the establishment media and powers would set out to *destroy* every last one of these candidates personally and politically. You've seen what they can do. Democrats don't let go of power. The Uniparty doesn't roll over for upstarts who aren't fully blessed.

Posted by: ... at June 25, 2026 08:54 AM (BpOXo)

171 So you're saying size matters?

Posted by: Pluto at June 25, 2026 08:55 AM (7UQt+)

172
Thanks - I cracked myself up with that one!
Posted by: Doof at June 25, 2026 08:54 AM (tceez)



There's nothing better than making yourself laugh hysterically......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 08:55 AM (2YhKe)

173 DeWine says it's a "burden"

To fly, drive, buy alcohol, buy medicine, or get into a government building I am expected to present photo id.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2026 08:55 AM (sKqQm)

174 "This is a case of rare violence that has deeply affected the criminal investigation officers in the district, especially since the victim was young."

Until it happens so often it's not rare, but ignored, just like the Bobbies ignored Muzzie rape gangs raping and enslaving white girls in the UK...

But who knows? Maybe it's not rare in France either, just ignored in certain areas...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 25, 2026 08:55 AM (l3cgK)

175 Good (cloudy) morning!

>>Think about what the domestic terrorism definition actually says. It covers acts that are dangerous to human life, break criminal laws, and look like they’re meant to intimidate civilians, push the government to change policy through fear, or mess with government functions through destruction or attacks.


They have been actively intimidating conservative events, physically attacking non-progressive speakers and those with whom they associate for over a decade.
They have almost killed Andy Ngo and other targeted independent journalists, and killed regular people (such as in Denver).

ABOUT D@MN TIME THEY ARE PROSECUTED AS DOMESTIC TERRORISTS. Now go after their funders and the leadership, both here and those abroad.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 25, 2026 08:56 AM (X8xt3)

176 Senate republicans can go F themselves. 83% of republicans- and 73% of demonrats want voter ID. That is a supermajority that even James Carville can understand. Geezus!?

Trump is doing right on every subject, the Senate still thinks it is 1985 and they are dealing with people like Tip O'Neill.

Posted by: Danimal28 at June 25, 2026 08:56 AM (mNOhh)

177 But don’t Jews control all banks, media, droughts in Iran and earthquakes in Turkey too?

What did Venezuela do to piss the Joos off?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 25, 2026 08:56 AM (l3cgK)

178 It's recommended to NOT dig where the flags are, regardless of color.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 08:54 AM (2YhKe)

Red is power. Orange is communications. Blue is... something other than water, surprisingly. I forget what.

I think pink is water, maybe?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 08:56 AM (Ot/FD)

179 This is worth a big eye roll, Obama is supposedly sorry that the Presidential Library is all about him, and he got a earful back , From "Twitchy" site

https://tinyurl.com/6m93h3ze
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 25, 2026 08:54 AM (Yl2Ob)



About the guy that never sent a congratulations to anyone without including a picture of himself.

He sent the Queen of England an iPod with HIS SPEECHES on it.

He's the most egotistical f*ck ever. Including Donald J. Trump.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 08:56 AM (2YhKe)

180 I just looked up the size of Mars. It’s only about half the size of Earth. I thought it was bigger than Earth.

It would make an attractive second Moon. We should have Elon bring it here.

Posted by: t-bird at June 25, 2026 08:56 AM (upeQk)

181 Pink is gay.

Posted by: Globo Homo at June 25, 2026 08:57 AM (7UQt+)

182 >>DeWine says it's a "burden"


DeWine is a lying liar who lies.
I am so over this excuse that it's a hardship to provide ID on election day.
We are not children. You treat us like children.
Enough.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 25, 2026 08:58 AM (X8xt3)

183 Democratic socialists say they’ll save the workers — but their ‘rescues’ ALWAYS fail

Time they embraced their ancestors and rename themselves the Democratic National Socialist Workers Party...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 25, 2026 08:58 AM (l3cgK)

184 Venus would be a better terraforming target in some ways - more earth like gravity and it has an atmosphere but...way too much atmosphere.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2026 08:58 AM (sKqQm)

185 148> Trump v Iran

A master class in negotiations can be had right now if Trump summons Bibi over for a press conference. The two standing side by side talking BS about the ME. A reporter asks Trump:

"What about the earthquakes in Venezuela"?

Trump: (in his circumlocutionous manner) "I told Venezuela that if they FA'd... that they would be visited upon by the most powerful retaliation they have ever seen... and Israel and I are prepared to go against Iran even harder if they don't meet the agreements"

Posted by: Community Notes at June 25, 2026 08:59 AM (a4flb)

186 Pink is gay.
Posted by: Globo Homo at June 25, 2026 08:57 AM (7UQt+)


Which one is that?

Posted by: Dude listening to "Have a Cigar" at June 25, 2026 09:00 AM (tceez)

187 Time they embraced their ancestors and rename themselves the Democratic National Socialist Workers Party...

==

Sharia Compliant National Socialist Party...

Posted by: runner at June 25, 2026 09:00 AM (GD0B3)

188 >>This is worth a big eye roll, Obama is supposedly sorry that the Presidential Library is all about him,


Says the guy who's use of "I" and "me" is so frequent it became a game to count how many times he used each in every speech.

Says the guy whose X posts to commemorate famous people and events inevitably included a picture of himself.

No one's buying that shtick, Barack.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 25, 2026 09:00 AM (X8xt3)

189
I'm the Internet. I'm here to help:

https://www.missutility.net/apwa-color-code/

Posted by: AlGore at June 25, 2026 09:00 AM (7UQt+)

190 I believe this is the DNC's "answer" to MAGA. They need to show they aren't weak. They need to make Trump and his message seem like old and establishment and boring and them like fresh new change, when it is anything but that. When *he* is the one that busted the establishment. When they ARE the establishment, that is knocked but not dead.

Expect to be subjected to a ton of Candy Coated Communism this next couple years. That is what they will be selling and it will work a lot better than some here imagine.

I just hope Trump is around to take the air out of all of it. If I see what they are doing there is no doubt in my mind that he does. He will wait for his moment and defang it all.

The standard R's will be useless against these people. Because they don't understand what the Left is or how they fight. Or they're just complicit.

Posted by: ... at June 25, 2026 09:01 AM (BpOXo)

191 There has never been a philosophical belief within the Democrat Party that wasn’t intended to end up where it is at now. NEVER. What is the difference today’s Democrat socialists and Woodrow Wilson.

I remember when Democrats compared calling them socialists(early 90’s) was the same as calling a black person the “N” word.

Moderate Democrats……never existed.

Posted by: JROD at June 25, 2026 09:01 AM (1+Mqc)

192 He sent the Queen of England an iPod with HIS SPEECHES on it.

He's the most egotistical f*ck ever. Including Donald J. Trump.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 08:56 AM (2YhKe)

Without any accomplishments to base it on.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 25, 2026 09:01 AM (1Ff7Z)

193 73 In Chicago, we called the rise of the socialists back in 2006 when Obama was elected Senator
Posted by: Jeff Carter at June 25, 2026 08:23 AM (8qMs2)

I was more dismayed and disgusted when he was elected prez.......and then re-elected.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 25, 2026 09:01 AM (g8Ew8)

194 If getting ID to vote is an unacceptable burden, then getting ID to do literally anything else is also an unacceptable burden.

So abolish and outlaw all forms of personal identification.

For the children.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 09:01 AM (Ot/FD)

195 177 What did Venezuela do to piss the Joos off?
Posted by: jim

Oil prices. Nothing personal.

Posted by: Auspex at June 25, 2026 09:01 AM (Y8DZL)

196 t-bird

Can you imagine the Environmental Impact Statement of making Mars an Earth Satellite?

Nay, bro. Let planets follow their own orbits.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 25, 2026 09:02 AM (u82oZ)

197 Another Chicago Hate Scare Goes Up in Smoke

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Cheech and Chong journalism.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 25, 2026 09:03 AM (ndZc7)

198 Can you imagine the Environmental Impact Statement of making Mars an Earth Satellite?

Nay, bro. Let planets follow their own orbits.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 25, 2026 09:02 AM (u82oZ)

Having to rearrange all the calendars so we know which Marsth it is....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 09:03 AM (Ot/FD)

199 It is a little bit unfair that a much smaller planet Mars has 2 moons and planet Terra has only 1 moon. Called...moon.

Posted by: runner at June 25, 2026 09:04 AM (GD0B3)

200 >> DeWine says it's a "burden"

Actually, voting should be a burden. It should require some effort. Same with registering to vote. Shows you invested something into the system; you care enough to take the time.

Think about what states require to give you a drivers license: I have to show my birth certificate, SS card and proof of my address to get a REAL ID… and voting is more important than driving

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 25, 2026 09:04 AM (keuwF)

201 "Mars has 2 moons"

Tiny space turds. Earth has a real moon.

Posted by: gp at June 25, 2026 09:05 AM (Jr5Lq)

202 Oh, James, old boy, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you are most definitely in the same party as this filthy evil slag.
=================
Oh, he knows.

Carville just wants to gaslight his cocktail party friends in DC, claiming one "virtuous" position while, in truth, being fully committed to whatever wins back power.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 25, 2026 09:05 AM (riQsQ)

203 The last two Republican governors of Ohio, I believe, are DeWine and Kasich. I know some people are suspicious of Vivek, but how much worse can he be than those clowns? I'm pretty sure he'll go after fraud and try to make government smaller and more efficient

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 25, 2026 09:05 AM (aDqI/)

204 203 The last two Republican governors of Ohio, I believe, are DeWine and Kasich. I know some people are suspicious of Vivek, but how much worse can he be than those clowns? I'm pretty sure he'll go after fraud and try to make government smaller and more efficient


wow I really do not think Vivek is going hard after fraud. at least certain demos of fraud.

but yeah, he might be a skooch better than DeWine who is just god-awful

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 25, 2026 09:06 AM (j+aD2)

205 Posted by: Lizzy at June 25, 2026 09:00 AM (X8xt3)

The old "dont think of a pink elephant" gambit.

And actually making it even more about him. "I'm sorry this is about me. Let's talk about me."

It's also his usual passive aggressive accusations against critics. "I'm so sorry these racist are making this thing about me. I would never..."

Posted by: ... at June 25, 2026 09:06 AM (BpOXo)

206 No iD, no EBT, no WIC, no SNAP

easy

Posted by: Ben Had at June 25, 2026 09:06 AM (afJtY)

207 “I think healthy masculinity could just mean a really good cry.”
‘Elliot’ Page Mansplains About Masculinity


No you stupid ersatz fake male. Healthy masculinity is defending and protecting your family.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 25, 2026 09:06 AM (l3cgK)

208 Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 25, 2026 09:05 AM (riQsQ)

Please don't say what I'm trying to say, in a billion fewer words. Makes me look bad.

Posted by: ... at June 25, 2026 09:07 AM (BpOXo)

209 Turnout, turnout, turnout. The current National Democrat Party Machine can keep commies from winning in deep blue districts. If they work at it. Do the old bulls and cows want to work hard to do it? The ball is in your court, Hakeem.

https://tinyurl.com/yx69wx3v

"How just 7% of voters, mostly young and white, led Mamdani’s NYC socialist election surge"

Posted by: Gref at June 25, 2026 09:07 AM (5rh/l)

210 Venus would be a better terraforming target in some ways - more earth like gravity and it has an atmosphere but...way too much atmosphere.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2026 08:58 AM (sKqQm)

I have to go back and re-read CS Lewis’ Perelandra… action on Venus! His space trilogy is really good IMO

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 25, 2026 09:07 AM (YetvJ)

211 Tiny space turds. Earth has a real moon.

The formation of Luna is a pretty miraculous thing.

The current theory is it was formed by something roughly the size of Mars impacting proto-Earth.

Just big enough to throw enough material into orbit to form the moon, just small enough to not completely destroy the earth.

I suspect you won't find many Luna type moons orbiting terrestrial planets in the whole of the galaxy

Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2026 09:09 AM (sKqQm)

212 It's also his usual passive aggressive accusations against critics. "I'm so sorry these racist are making this thing about me. I would never..."
Posted by: ... at June 25, 2026 09:06 AM (BpOXo)

It's so perfectly, bassackwardsly Obamian. It's your presidential library, dicknuts. It's the only thing on earth that is expressly intended to be About You, from its very inception.

It's the fakest of fake grace to sham at humility over it, you jugeared mom-jeans wearing slimeball.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 09:09 AM (Ot/FD)

213 The standard R's will be useless against these people. Because they don't understand what the Left is or how they fight. Or they're just complicit.
Posted by: ...

------
Most Republicans in office in DC don't believe in America anymore---they believe in the borg globalism crap that their wives, husbands, and kids do. More so the Senate than the House but they are there to get rich.

The Democrats don't believe in America either and many also want to get rich which is why even the alleged 'true believers' like AOC are getting filthy rich from their stints in office. But Democrats believe in globo homo authoritarianism and think the Chicoms figured out a way to make it work. They also believe in whatever identity they've adopted as Pokemon points for internal battles to claim the most oppressed and miserable status.

Posted by: whig at June 25, 2026 09:09 AM (E4rtv)

214 Tiny space turds. Earth has a real moon.
Posted by: gp at June 25, 2026 09:05 AM (Jr5Lq)


concur

Posted by: "Old Ben" Kenobi at June 25, 2026 09:09 AM (tceez)

215 @209 kind of says what the Dems think of their party leadership that it only took 7%to kick their asses. I'm enjoying watching the old Dems defenestration

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 25, 2026 09:10 AM (aDqI/)

216 DeWine is a lying liar who lies.
I am so over this excuse that it's a hardship to provide ID on election day.
We are not children. You treat us like children.
Enough.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 25, 2026 08:58 AM (X8xt3)
----------------------
Nailed it.

DeWine is a Bush Democrat. Or maybe a Clinton Republican. His primary concern is staying middle of every road and keeping money flowing to Haiti. He tolerates Trump only because he must, and he wants nothing more than to not make waves.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 25, 2026 09:10 AM (riQsQ)

217 163 I just looked up the size of Mars. It’s only about half the size of Earth. I thought it was bigger than Earth.

Earth is the largest non-Jovian planet though only marginally larger then Venus

Presumably Mars's formation was impacted by Jupiter.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2026 08:53 AM (sKqQm)

I'd rather be on a Jovial planet than a Jovian planet...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 25, 2026 09:10 AM (l3cgK)

218 Sen. Warren: “Horrific” That Trump Encourages Women Not to Kill Babies

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It's like that horror movie They Live.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 25, 2026 09:10 AM (ndZc7)

219 It's so perfectly, bassackwardsly Obamian. It's your presidential library, dicknuts. It's the only thing on earth that is expressly intended to be About You, from its very inception.

It's the fakest of fake grace to sham at humility over it, you jugeared mom-jeans wearing slimeball.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
=========
Heh. Poetic.

Posted by: whig at June 25, 2026 09:10 AM (E4rtv)

220
Jeffries has always seemed to be Pelosi's creature, not a leader that has achieved, but appointed.

Posted by: Auspex at June 25, 2026 09:13 AM (Y8DZL)

221 The formation of Luna is a pretty miraculous thing.

The current theory is it was formed by something roughly the size of Mars impacting proto-Earth.

Just big enough to throw enough material into orbit to form the moon, just small enough to not completely destroy the earth.

I suspect you won't find many Luna type moons orbiting terrestrial planets in the whole of the galaxy
Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2026 09:09 AM (sKqQm)

It’s almost as if, oh I don’t know… a creator God was involved!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 25, 2026 09:13 AM (D2O3S)

222 >>The Lebron James era of BBall has seen the largest erosion of fan viewership.


Has the latest blatant Caitlyn Clark snub been mentioned? The racism is bananas.

https://tinyurl.com/2dmwc52j

They want her permanently injured, not even subtle anymore:
https://tinyurl.com/yc7wwrp3

Posted by: Lizzy at June 25, 2026 09:13 AM (X8xt3)

223 189
I'm the Internet. I'm here to help:

https://www.missutility.net/apwa-color-code/

Posted by: AlGore at June 25, 2026 09:00 AM (7UQt+)

So Green means go, but in a different scatalogical way...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 25, 2026 09:13 AM (l3cgK)

224 The Karmello verdict summary:

The killing happened because Karmello is a white hating ghetto rat, the child of ghetto rats.
The family was given donations because online leftist idiots think it’s cool to throw money at ghetto rats.
The money was all wasted on booze and bling because the parents are ghetto rats.
Because there was no money left, a prominent Dallas attorney volunteered to do it for free, which meant that he thought that it would be great cheap advertising for him and his firm.
Since this attorney was only doing it for the publicity, he ran a “defense” designed to give him, personally, the most online interviews and media attention.

There was no big conspiracy needed - everyone who was supposed to be on Karmello’s side treated him like a disposable diaper for their own personal profit. And they’re still laughing about it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2026 09:13 AM (yiEEK)

225 Because of its size and orbit our moon keeps Earth from wobbling on its axis. Tough to develop life on a wobbling planet.
The # of things that had to occur forth the development of life on this rock is amazing

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 25, 2026 09:14 AM (aDqI/)

226 Probably best to let LA get on with their socialist seizing of property. Why ? The sooner they start, the sooner it gets to SCOTUS where it will be laughed out of court.

Posted by: deadrody at June 25, 2026 09:14 AM (qf6NU)

227 What conjured forth the high pressure pesticide salespeople? I'm in my front yard, holding my sillcock, obviously busy, and this kid comes rolling in on his Segway. He was selling a subscription to pesticide services and would not give up. That's admirable, but I have things to do.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 25, 2026 09:14 AM (2ap+5)

228 224 Excellent summary.

Posted by: gp at June 25, 2026 09:14 AM (Jr5Lq)

229 209 Turnout, turnout, turnout. The current National Democrat Party Machine can keep commies from winning in deep blue districts. If they work at it. Do the old bulls and cows want to work hard to do it? The ball is in your court, Hakeem.

https://tinyurl.com/yx69wx3v

"How just 7% of voters, mostly young and white, led Mamdani’s NYC socialist election surge"
Posted by: Gref

The national party machinery has rusted away during the Obama years. All the turnout push now comes from the legion of ngos oriented around specific identities. Think differential marketing from hell over the oppression sweepstakes. Like how the Democrats are trying to mobilize the mentally ill as a new identity category.

Jeffries is a Potemkin figurehead, much like Schumer, to the real power brokers in the Dem party now. Which are the ngos siphoning government funds to do politics and the oligarchs that created them.

Posted by: whig at June 25, 2026 09:15 AM (E4rtv)

230
Has the latest blatant Caitlyn Clark snub been mentioned? The racism is bananas.

https://tinyurl.com/2dmwc52j



They included Angel Reese, the worst player in the history of the sport...........

Clark should take Ice Cube up and take the $10 mil to play on his 3 on 3 league.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 09:15 AM (2YhKe)

231 Has the latest blatant Caitlyn Clark snub been mentioned? The racism is bananas.

https://tinyurl.com/2dmwc52j

They want her permanently injured, not even subtle anymore:
https://tinyurl.com/yc7wwrp3
Posted by: Lizzy at June 25, 2026 09:13 AM (X8xt3)


She should start her own league. The WWNBA.

Posted by: Doof at June 25, 2026 09:15 AM (tceez)

232 Ugh, there's an even deeper layer of slime when you consider that a Presidential Library is about a president's term(s) in office, which we're all supposed to believe is about The Office Of The Presidency, and Public Service, and all that other bile inducing bilge.

So it's not even really "About You", anyway, is it? And yet you just insinuated that it is so that you can not only sham humility, but usurp importance as well, somehow simultaneously?

Is there anything this guy has ever thought or said that wasn't born of Psycho Ex-Wife Logic?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 09:16 AM (Ot/FD)

233 Terraforming? As one of my college engineering profs told us, "You can't know anything about something until you put some numbers on it."

How much energy input would be needed to make the Mars or Venus atmosphere habitable for humans? Then, how many 500 GWe fusion reactors are needed to supply that electrical energy, over T time? Finally, what is the cost of those fusion reactors?

Posted by: Gref at June 25, 2026 09:16 AM (5rh/l)

234 227 What conjured forth the high pressure pesticide salespeople? I'm in my front yard, holding my sillcock, obviously busy, and this kid comes rolling in on his Segway. He was selling a subscription to pesticide services and would not give up. That's admirable, but I have things to do.
Posted by: Oglebay

They been doing it here for the last couple of years. I send them off as I have no soliciting posted and from others that bothered to talk to them, these creeps are trained to ask to come inside to 'inspect' homes which puts credulous people at risk for theft, their information being sold, or worse. Vile.

Posted by: whig at June 25, 2026 09:17 AM (E4rtv)

235 >>>Oh, James, old boy, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you are most definitely in the same party as this filthy evil slag. Meh, this would be amusing if it weren't so disgusting.

Can the alligator eat him first?

The democrats have been cultivating this hateful ideology for the last several decades. I am not buying this late stage BS that it is not something that is core to the democrat party.

Sow and reap, bitchtits.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 25, 2026 09:17 AM (dK+Kv)

236 DeWine says it's a "burden"

I find myself burdened every time I pay taxes.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 25, 2026 09:17 AM (ExV1e)

237 "The # of things that had to occur forth the development of life on this rock is amazing"

Exactly the right distance from the sun for liquid water and life chemistry. A magnetosphere that keeps our atmosphere from getting ripped off by the solar wind, like what happened to Mars. An atmosphere that blocks the worst kinds of solar radiation from reaching the surface.

Posted by: gp at June 25, 2026 09:18 AM (Jr5Lq)

238 Primaries don't get but a small percentage of votes.
nd the Marxists know that, so just a bit of fraud vktes turns the tide.

Posted by: Skip at June 25, 2026 09:18 AM (sgkY8)

239 DeWine is one of my 99 reasons Ohio is not really a red state.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 25, 2026 09:19 AM (2ap+5)

240 "How much energy input would be needed to make the Mars or Venus atmosphere habitable for humans?"

The biggest question I ask is: why would anybody want to live there? It sounds dreadful. The colonists would quickly evolve into something not human.

Posted by: gp at June 25, 2026 09:20 AM (Jr5Lq)

241 220
Jeffries has always seemed to be Pelosi's creature, not a leader that has achieved, but appointed.
Posted by: Auspex

New York and California are the core of the current Dem party elections wise and the tech/hollywood and finance industry are some of the Dems longest and most devoted funders. I think Jeffries was intended to bring in the third leg which is Clyburn's network but the person that they picked to be the next Obama is really Temu Obama.

Posted by: whig at June 25, 2026 09:20 AM (E4rtv)

242 @237 yup, plus big outer planets to deflect comets and asteroids from impacting Earth

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 25, 2026 09:20 AM (aDqI/)

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