Mid-Morning Art Thread

The Girl by the Window
Edvard Munch

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 22, 2026 09:30 AM (2YhKe)

2 Sidewalk chalk art......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 22, 2026 09:30 AM (2YhKe)

3 Reading by the pale moonlight.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 22, 2026 09:30 AM (2YhKe)

4 Waiting for her sparkly vampire boyfriend to show up...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 22, 2026 09:30 AM (gnNyN)

5 Not much detail sadly because itcould be a nice painting

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2026 09:31 AM (sgkY8)

6 The girl was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at June 22, 2026 09:31 AM (Ov6Yl)

7 No dog either.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 22, 2026 09:31 AM (Kt19C)

8 Waiting for her sparkly vampire boyfriend to show up...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 22, 2026 09:30 AM (gnNyN)

SHHHHHHH! You'll wake up the First Lady.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 22, 2026 09:32 AM (2YhKe)

9 Kind of looks like she is holding a book. But as said not enough details

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2026 09:32 AM (sgkY8)

10 I kind of like the blue, but what's with the balls behind her?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2026 09:32 AM (mPXxA)

11 What light through yonder window breaks?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 22, 2026 09:32 AM (ibDUx)

12 But, is she screaming?

Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at June 22, 2026 09:32 AM (+iIfu)

13 Title checks out.

Posted by: Person who checks out titles at June 22, 2026 09:32 AM (Ov6Yl)

14
I like it and suspect it would be something that would have to be seen in person to be fully appreciated.

Where is it hanging out these days?

Posted by: Auspex at June 22, 2026 09:32 AM (Y8DZL)

15 What light through yonder window breaks?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 22, 2026 09:32 AM (ibDUx)

I thought that was the sniper's round breaking the window.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 22, 2026 09:33 AM (2YhKe)

16 Would not hang.

Posted by: Kumala Whoris at June 22, 2026 09:33 AM (l3cgK)

17 It's Wendy, obviously!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2026 09:33 AM (X8xt3)

18 Wow, a pleasant Munch painting.

Posted by: Bulg at June 22, 2026 09:33 AM (77rzZ)

19 Someone that close to a window risks defenestration...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 22, 2026 09:33 AM (l3cgK)

20 meh

Posted by: Otto Penn at June 22, 2026 09:33 AM (sJHOI)

21 "...but what's with the balls behind her?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2026 09:32 AM
++++++
She likes big balls and she cannot lie.

Posted by: Sir Suxalot at June 22, 2026 09:34 AM (Ov6Yl)

22 4 Waiting for her sparkly vampire boyfriend to show up...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 22, 2026 09:30 AM (gnNyN)

Heh.
That book was a girl's choice between necrophilia and beastiality...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 22, 2026 09:34 AM (l3cgK)

23 I kind of like the blue, but what's with the balls behind her?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I can explain that.

Posted by: Buttigig at June 22, 2026 09:34 AM (ItpVy)

24 21 "...but what's with the balls behind her?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2026 09:32 AM
++++++
She likes big balls and she cannot lie.

Posted by: Sir Suxalot at June 22, 2026 09:34 AM (Ov6Yl)

I think that's her bed...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 22, 2026 09:34 AM (l3cgK)

25 Who she flashing?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 22, 2026 09:34 AM (jehhT)

26 The wall outside is blocking the door.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 22, 2026 09:35 AM (2YhKe)

27 Are we sure that isn't a ghost?

If there is anything movies have taught me its that a girl in a long white night down moving around at night is at least 50% of the time a ghost...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 22, 2026 09:35 AM (sKqQm)

28 Quit wiping your nose on the drapes!

Posted by: PabloD at June 22, 2026 09:35 AM (tTZHu)

29 It’s a peaceful scene but my criticism of the painter is that the girls form, particularly arms and legs, is quite fuzzy and non-precise. Her hands and feet are blobs. But still it has an overall calming feel…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 22, 2026 09:35 AM (+gA9j)

30 She's peeping at the house across the way...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 22, 2026 09:35 AM (l3cgK)

31 25 Who she flashing?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 22, 2026 09:34 AM
-----
Everybody. It's Mardi Gras.

Posted by: Rue Bourbon at June 22, 2026 09:35 AM (Ov6Yl)

32 One, two, Freddy's coming for you......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 22, 2026 09:36 AM (2YhKe)

33 >>Waiting for her sparkly vampire boyfriend to show up...

Uhhhhhh, not here in Salem's Lot

Posted by: Stephen King at June 22, 2026 09:36 AM (X8xt3)

34 Her hands and feet are blobs

I'm big boned!

Posted by: The girl at June 22, 2026 09:36 AM (sKqQm)

35
Edvard Munch? Is she getting ready to jump?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2026 09:36 AM (O0L8i)

36 29 It’s a peaceful scene but my criticism of the painter is that the girls form, particularly arms and legs, is quite fuzzy and non-precise. Her hands and feet are blobs. But still it has an overall calming feel…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 22, 2026 09:35 AM (+gA9j)

Maybe Munch had vision issues?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 22, 2026 09:36 AM (l3cgK)

37 Don't jump!

Posted by: Creepy Joe at June 22, 2026 09:37 AM (Ov6Yl)

38
It’s a peaceful scene but my criticism of the painter is that the girls form, particularly arms and legs, is quite fuzzy and non-precise.

Planck's Constant is very large in that picture.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2026 09:37 AM (O0L8i)

39 Might as well jump.

Posted by: Van Halen at June 22, 2026 09:37 AM (Ov6Yl)

40 Is that floor window supposed to be a reflection? Because it doesn't look like a reflection, but a floor window...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 22, 2026 09:38 AM (l3cgK)

41 Mr. Mixx'll make ya JUMP JUMP!

Posted by: Kris Kross at June 22, 2026 09:38 AM (2YhKe)

42 39 Might as well jump.

Posted by: Van Halen at June 22, 2026 09:37 AM (Ov6Yl)

Jump! For my Love!

Posted by: Pointer Sisters at June 22, 2026 09:38 AM (l3cgK)

43 Peeping tom across the street forget to turn off the light.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 22, 2026 09:38 AM (jehhT)

44 Might as well jump.
Posted by: Van Halen
_______

She's suffering from Romeo Void.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 22, 2026 09:39 AM (XvL8K)

45 Peeping tom across the street forget to turn off the light.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 22, 2026 09:38 AM (jehhT)

The lesbians across the street have managed to screw up their bright ass LED outdoor motion lights where they just sit there and turn on and off all the time.

It's awesome because they light up the glass in my front door, which just so happens to shine right into my side of the bed.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 22, 2026 09:40 AM (2YhKe)

46 Spring
Erlöse mich
Spring
Enttäusch mich nicht
Spring für mich
Spring ins Licht
Spring

Posted by: gKWVE at June 22, 2026 09:40 AM (tL5sl)

47 Van Halen’s Jump… nice touch. Only the horde would put that in this context…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 22, 2026 09:41 AM (+gA9j)

48 She's workin' on her night moves.
Tryin' to lose the awkward teenage blues.

Posted by: Bob Seger at June 22, 2026 09:41 AM (Ov6Yl)

49 The lesbians across the street have managed to screw up their bright ass LED outdoor motion lights where they just sit there and turn on and off all the time.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Posted by: The girl at June 22, 2026 09:41 AM (sKqQm)

50 It's awesome because they light up the glass in my front door, which just so happens to shine right into my side of the bed.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 22, 2026 09:40 AM (2YhKe)

Yeah, no fun. Had issues with neighbor's lights flashing during Christmastime into my bedroom window...even with the blinds closed, the light still seeps in through the cracks and sides.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 22, 2026 09:41 AM (l3cgK)

51
Away to the window she flew in a flash, tore open the shutter and threw up... - a limerick

There once was a young girl from Maine
Who slowly was going insane
"I fret and I worry that my view is so blurry
But cleaning second-story windows is a pane!"

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at June 22, 2026 09:41 AM (I0N4X)

52 I find I must strenuously object to this art. Not just merely object, but strenuously object. Thank you and God Bless America.

Posted by: Weasel at June 22, 2026 09:42 AM (GNqmQ)

53 49 The lesbians across the street have managed to screw up their bright ass LED outdoor motion lights where they just sit there and turn on and off all the time.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Posted by: The girl at June 22, 2026 09:41 AM (sKqQm)

Depends. Is scissoring involved?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 22, 2026 09:42 AM (l3cgK)

54
How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Posted by: The girl at June 22, 2026 09:41 AM (sKqQm)

It appears, one. The other one ain't climbing a ladder.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 22, 2026 09:42 AM (2YhKe)

55 It's Wendy, obviously!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2026 09:33 AM (X8xt3)
-

WRONG!!!!

Everyone knows it's Windy!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 22, 2026 09:43 AM (exwma)

56 She is bereft because she won't have Keir Starmer to kick around any more.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 22, 2026 09:43 AM (Riz8t)

57 56 She is bereft because she won't have Keir Starmer to kick around any more.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 22, 2026 09:43 AM (Riz8t)

Maybe she's watching the Muzzie r@pe gangs down the lane...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 22, 2026 09:43 AM (l3cgK)

58 Gladys Kravitz, the early years.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 22, 2026 09:44 AM (XvL8K)

59 Rear Window, lesbian edition.

Posted by: Jimmy Stewart unavailable for comment at June 22, 2026 09:45 AM (Ov6Yl)

60 "Footless Girl Stares At Maxipad At Midnight."

So evocative. So misunderstood. So mnambulant.

Posted by: red speck at June 22, 2026 09:46 AM (Ve/HL)

61 OnlyFans, analog edition.

Posted by: Before the interwebs at June 22, 2026 09:47 AM (Ov6Yl)

62 Smudgy. Keep rubbing my eyes, but it doesn't get clearer. Maybe more coffee will help.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 22, 2026 09:47 AM (6v6cQ)

63 Smudgy. Keep rubbing my eyes, but it doesn't get clearer. Maybe more coffee will help.

The only thing that would help is to go back in time and convince Edvard Munch to pick a different profession.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 22, 2026 09:48 AM (Riz8t)

64 OnlyFans, analog edition.
Posted by: Before the interwebs

But how does the money change hands?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 22, 2026 09:48 AM (6v6cQ)

65
Now That Sissy Has Gone Off to College I sGet Her Bedroom

A young girl renowned for self-effacement
Gazed out on the world from her casement
"It's a beautiful day
and I really must say,
This view is much better than the basement!"

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at June 22, 2026 09:48 AM (I0N4X)

66 Ask your urologist if My nambulant is right for you.

Posted by: Big Fat Farma at June 22, 2026 09:48 AM (Ov6Yl)

67 "But how does the money change hands?"
+++
Carrier pigeon.

Posted by: But it's still twenty bucks at June 22, 2026 09:50 AM (Ov6Yl)

68 "I hope I shall see The Paolo someday again."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2026 09:50 AM (0sNs1)

69 Outside her window is a guy screaming.
Like this one, would hang.
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 22, 2026 09:51 AM (Iurxt)

70 ‘somebody see you up there’

Posted by: Eromero at June 22, 2026 09:51 AM (LHPAg)

71 But how does the money change hands?
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 22, 2026 09:48 AM

$20, same as in town.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2026 09:51 AM (0sNs1)

72 Not a fan of Edvard Munch. The depressive scenes he usually chooses, the faces that don't even rise to the level of caricature, and the colors that look like van Gogh on the brown acid: what is the appeal?

Having said that, this painting is effective. The girls is indistinct but recognizable. The colors are soft and reflect the look of moon light which is echoed in her night gown. all the elements combine to create a gentle, not necessarily peaceful, mood. It's listed as an oil painting but it looked like pastel to me.

Posted by: JTB at June 22, 2026 09:54 AM (yTvNw)

73 Nice picture. Thanks. Less grim than some by Munch.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2026 09:54 AM (vY9Lp)

74 Edvard Munch?? More like BUTT-munch!

Posted by: Beavis at June 22, 2026 09:54 AM (jDdwC)

75 Planck's Constant is very large in that picture.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2026 09:37 AM

Schrödinger's Cat's box is behind her, just out of frame.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2026 09:54 AM (0sNs1)

76 74 Edvard Munch?? More like BUTT-munch!

Posted by: Beavis at

Heh heh. Heh heh heh.

Posted by: Butthead at June 22, 2026 09:55 AM (Riz8t)

77
"Girl by the Window..."

"...Later Seen Running Down the Road, Screaming"

-- as reported on the Pittsburgh Police Scanner

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at June 22, 2026 09:55 AM (s9VOe)

78 Perhaps Piper can bring us some interesting fashion content regarding nightgowns one of these Sunday nights.

Posted by: Fashion novice at June 22, 2026 09:56 AM (Ov6Yl)

79 Planck's Constant is very large in that picture.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2026 09:37 AM

Schrödinger's Cat's box is behind her, just out of frame.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2026 09:54 AM (0sNs1)
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Where's the Heisenberg Compensator when you need one?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 22, 2026 09:56 AM (gnNyN)

80 75 Planck's Constant is very large in that picture.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2026 09:37 AM

Schrödinger's Cat's box is behind her, just out of frame.

I'm not sure about that.

Posted by: Werner Heisenberg at June 22, 2026 09:57 AM (Riz8t)

81 Perhaps Piper can bring us some interesting fashion content regarding nightgowns one of these Sunday nights.
Posted by: Fashion novice at June 22, 2026 09:56 AM (Ov6Yl)

Especially those worn by ghosts

Posted by: Doof at June 22, 2026 09:58 AM (jDdwC)

82 "The reflection on the floor doesn't match the shape of the window. We're sorry, Mr. Hitler, but you'll have to consider other options for your career."

Posted by: The Vienna School of Fine Art at June 22, 2026 09:58 AM (6/7Fs)

83 the cruiser is still parked there...

Posted by: cmeat at June 22, 2026 09:59 AM (R11M+)

84 79 Planck's Constant is very large in that picture.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2026 09:37 AM

Schrödinger's Cat's box is behind her, just out of frame.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2026 09:54 AM
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Yes, but she's looking out of MY window.

Posted by: Johari at June 22, 2026 10:00 AM (Ov6Yl)

85 Alternate title:

"In The Pale Moonlight, In The Dead of the Night,
Melissa Sniffs Her Shoes"

Posted by: naturalfake at June 22, 2026 10:00 AM (iJfKG)

86 How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Depends on the filament. Is it tongue sten?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 22, 2026 10:02 AM (zdLoL)

87
81 Perhaps Piper can bring us some interesting fashion content regarding nightgowns one of these Sunday nights.
Posted by: Fashion novice at June 22, 2026 09:56 AM (Ov6Yl)

I'm pretty sure that all Piper wears now is a white bedsheet with two eyeholes cut into it.

Ghosts aren't known for their sense of fashion.

Alas, poor Piper. An eternity in percale.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 22, 2026 10:02 AM (iJfKG)

88 84 79 Planck's Constant is very large in that picture.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2026 09:37 AM

Schrödinger's Cat's box is behind her, just out of frame.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2026 09:54 AM
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Yes, but she's looking out of MY window.
Posted by: Johari at June 22, 2026 10:00 AM
+++++
I think she's feeling boxed in.

Posted by: B. F. Skinner at June 22, 2026 10:02 AM (Ov6Yl)

89
Especially those worn by ghosts

Posted by: Doof at June 22, 2026 09:58 AM (jDdwC)

You wear a nightgown?

Death has CHANGED you, man.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 22, 2026 10:03 AM (2YhKe)

90
"Oh, the shame of having been dismissed from my exulted position as Scullery Maid for the finest home in Oslo?! However can I break that news to dearest Mama and Papa? And how now will we ever be able to afford to send young Fritz to the finest school in all of Norway (sod roof notwithstanding)?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at June 22, 2026 10:05 AM (s9VOe)

91 Nah, blurry painting.
Do not want.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 22, 2026 10:05 AM (xcxpd)

92 Posted by: Doof at June 22, 2026 09:58 AM (jDdwC)

You wear a nightgown?

Death has CHANGED you, man.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 22, 2026 10:03 AM

Weasel did open up the Gun Thread last night to Doof jokes. Perhaps that was a portent.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2026 10:05 AM (0sNs1)

93 90
"Oh, the shame of having been dismissed from my exulted position as Scullery Maid for the finest home in Oslo?! However can I break that news to dearest Mama and Papa? And how now will we ever be able to afford to send young Fritz to the finest school in all of Norway (sod roof notwithstanding)?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
####

She's pining for the F150s.

Posted by: FoMoCo at June 22, 2026 10:06 AM (Ov6Yl)

94 This is amateur hour at the arts and crafts academy. I'd take this to the pawn shop.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 22, 2026 10:06 AM (fkjGs)

95 Especially those worn by ghosts

Posted by: Doof at June 22, 2026 09:58 AM (jDdwC)

You wear a nightgown?

Death has CHANGED you, man.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 22, 2026 10:03 AM (2YhKe)

I wonder if ghosts play pickleball in nightgowns? I wonder if this girl was getting ready for a nighttime pickleball match and was looking out the window to see if her competition had yet arrived?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 22, 2026 10:07 AM (yz/88)

96
Weasel did open up the Gun Thread last night to Doof jokes. Perhaps that was a portent.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2026 10:05 AM (0sNs1)

Weasel said Doof was a joke, then shot him, which immediately lead to the Ghost of Doof haunting Weasel Acres.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 22, 2026 10:07 AM (2YhKe)

97
Nah, blurry painting.
Do not want.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo

It was much clearer prior to Edvard spilling that full bottle of aquavit all over it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at June 22, 2026 10:07 AM (s9VOe)

98 Not exactly Degas, is it, Eddie?

Posted by: Slo at June 22, 2026 10:08 AM (NYInA)

99
I wonder if ghosts play pickleball in nightgowns? I wonder if this girl was getting ready for a nighttime pickleball match and was looking out the window to see if her competition had yet arrived?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 22, 2026 10:07 AM

*visions of Maggie dancing on the green at Bushwood after discovering she wasn't pregnant*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 22, 2026 10:08 AM (2YhKe)

100 97
Nah, blurry painting.
Do not want.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo

It was much clearer prior to Edvard spilling that full bottle of aquavit all over it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at June 22, 2026 10:07 AM (s9VOe)

I can only hope that is the reason

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 22, 2026 10:08 AM (xcxpd)

101 >>>How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just HOW big is this light bulb?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 22, 2026 10:08 AM (dK+Kv)

102 She can't sleep. That fish egg spaghetti she had for supper did not sit well with her.

Posted by: Case at June 22, 2026 10:09 AM (IY9No)

103
What's an audience got to do to get some quality macaroni art works featured in this space?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at June 22, 2026 10:09 AM (s9VOe)

104 Looks like how I see the world with my glasses off.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at June 22, 2026 10:10 AM (OUMaO)

105 104 How are you doing, Brother Tim?

Posted by: Bulg at June 22, 2026 10:11 AM (77rzZ)

106 This one is a mystery to me. Where is the light source? How dan it be shining through the window and also lighting the side of the neighboring house facing the window? Why is the shadow of the window brown?

This photo was posted on twitter yesterday and it is just incredible. Better than most paintings, IMO.

https://tinyurl.com/yhm4x9kv

Posted by: $XOM Shareholder at June 22, 2026 10:11 AM (2ap+5)

107
She can't sleep. That fish egg spaghetti she had for supper did not sit well with her.
Posted by: Case

The lutefisk kabobs appetizers did not help matters any, either.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at June 22, 2026 10:11 AM (s9VOe)

108 How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Posted by: The girl at June 22, 2026 09:41 AM

Do they want it to flicker or go steady?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2026 10:12 AM (0sNs1)

109 Eh, wot's this I hear that CBD is a Fed?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2026 10:12 AM (0sNs1)

110 An Eternity In Percale was a lighthearted lesbian comedy that had a moderately successful run off Broadway in the Summer of 2016. Sets featured muted pastels with scissors motifs and dykes in the background scenery. Dialogue featured recurring references to muffins, carpet and drapes.

Posted by: Snooty Theatre Critic at June 22, 2026 10:12 AM (Ov6Yl)

111 Nah, blurry painting.
Do not want.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo

It was much clearer prior to Edvard spilling that full bottle of aquavit all over it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at June 22, 2026 10:07 AM (s9VOe)

I can only hope that is the reason

They warned me and warned me that if I kept doing that, I would go blind. I should have listened.

Posted by: Edvard Munch at June 22, 2026 10:13 AM (Riz8t)

112 110 An Eternity In Percale was a lighthearted lesbian comedy that had a moderately successful run off Broadway in the Summer of 2016. Sets featured muted pastels with scissors motifs and dykes in the background scenery. Dialogue featured recurring references to muffins, carpet and drapes.

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Compared by many to Lysistrata and Cats.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 22, 2026 10:14 AM (6/7Fs)

113
This one is a mystery to me. Where is the light source? How dan it be shining through the window and also lighting the side of the neighboring house facing the window?

Competing searchlights from Pittsburgh Police search choppers. Didn't you see the scanner reference in 77?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at June 22, 2026 10:14 AM (s9VOe)

114 If you look up "virago" in the dictionary, it has Jennifer Newsom's photo in the entry, cross referenced with "dingbat" and "slattern."

Whatever criticisms I have for Gavin Newsom, as a man, I pity him for that. It has to be Hellish. He's similar to Black Gavin (Obama) in that way. I'm not sure if she or Big Mike is more horrible. It's a race to the bottom.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 22, 2026 10:14 AM (BI5O2)

115 Well the big story breaking late or early depending which side of the pond you're on is that Keir Starmer has decided to call it quits as England's Prime Minister.

-
Now that he has some competition, we can argue about whether Chamberlain was the worst prime minister ever.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 22, 2026 10:14 AM (ndZc7)

116 "R u wearing the shower curtain?"
"yes"
"I'd like to roll you up in it and put you in the car trunk."
"
"... and push the car into the swamp."
"<3<3<3!!!"

Posted by: Armie Hammer at June 22, 2026 10:15 AM (NYInA)

117 The Pickleball Ghosts would be a good name for a rock band.

Posted by: Dave Barry might not agree at June 22, 2026 10:15 AM (Ov6Yl)

118 Eh, wot's this I hear that CBD is a Fed?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2026 10:12 AM (0sNs1)

That's his mundane cover for other, more insidious ops.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 22, 2026 10:15 AM (dK+Kv)

119 She's pining for the F150s.
Posted by: FoMoCo at June 22, 2026 10:06 AM (Ov6Yl)

I think they're called F950,000s now.

https://shorturl.at/DK8gb

Posted by: Lady Who Steals Links at June 22, 2026 10:16 AM (JCLJi)

120 Ours is not the only constipated political system. Keir Starmer is resigning, but his replacement won't take office until the end of the summer. I say: ""You have sat too long here for any good you have been doing. Depart, I say, and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go!".

Starmer said he would remain caretaker prime minister until Labour members choose a new leader in the coming weeks.

"I will ask the National Executive Committee of the Labour Party to set out a timetable with nominations opening on the 9th of July and completed by the summer recess. In the case of a contest, this will ensure a new leader is in place before Parliament returns in September. I will remain in post as prime minister until the contest is complete. And I will do everything I can to ensure an orderly handover of power," he said.

https://tinyurl.com/2eh8cef9

Posted by: Archimedes at June 22, 2026 10:17 AM (Riz8t)

121 Keir Starmer looks like a grown-up version of Ralphie from A Christmas Story. I wonder if he owns bunny pajamas.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 22, 2026 10:17 AM (6/7Fs)

122 115 Chamberlain was a moral man who loved his country and desired peace. No way he even comes close to competing with the evil fag Starmer.

Posted by: Bulg at June 22, 2026 10:17 AM (77rzZ)

123 Keir Starmer looks like a grown-up version of Ralphie from A Christmas Story. I wonder if he owns bunny pajamas.

He's such a feckless twit, he'd have shot himself in both eyes by now.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 22, 2026 10:18 AM (Riz8t)

124 How are you doing, Brother Tim?

Posted by: Bulg

Hanging in. Stable and working housing options thanks to the Horde's generosity. And tomorrow evening I observe one year since my cancer surgery.

So good things in play, but I look forward to less interesting times!

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at June 22, 2026 10:18 AM (OUMaO)

125 Keir will be replaced by another open borders loving, British hating asshole. The names don’t matter at this point.

Posted by: Heroq at June 22, 2026 10:18 AM (3cXW4)

126 Weasel said Doof was a joke, then shot him, which immediately lead to the Ghost of Doof haunting Weasel Acres.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 22, 2026 10:07 AM (2YhKe)

In process of turning the place into "Wobbly Acres"!

Posted by: Doof at June 22, 2026 10:19 AM (jDdwC)

127 Sid's dog won't respect him anymore
tinyurl.com/rpadz8t2

Posted by: gKWVE at June 22, 2026 10:20 AM (tL5sl)

128 124 Good to hear, Brother Tim. Keep hanging in there.

Posted by: Bulg at June 22, 2026 10:20 AM (77rzZ)

129 Now that he has some competition, we can argue about whether Chamberlain was the worst prime minister ever.

*sobs*

Posted by: Stanley Baldwin at June 22, 2026 10:21 AM (Riz8t)

130 I think they're called F950,000s now.

https://shorturl.at/DK8gb

Posted by: Lady Who Steals Links at June 22, 2026 10:16 AM
$$$$
That was cute.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 22, 2026 10:21 AM (Ov6Yl)

131 Where's the outcry?
UN Blames Hamas for Torture and Public Execution of Gazans

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Well, there's good torture and execution and then there's Jew torture and execution.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 22, 2026 10:22 AM (ndZc7)

132 I suspect Starmer's departure will be the first of many leftists in Europe. The people have had enough of their nonsense.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 22, 2026 10:23 AM (Riz8t)

133 Here's the new PM, same as the old one.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 22, 2026 10:24 AM (6/7Fs)

134 Lighthearted lesbian romp…. Good way to start a review…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 22, 2026 10:24 AM (+gA9j)

135 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Nice art. A good way to start the week.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 22, 2026 10:24 AM (2WIwB)

136 I'm not so sure she's IN the window. Then again, is she behind the window or in front of it.

Posted by: ... at June 22, 2026 10:24 AM (22ggK)

137 Friendly reminder Keir didn’t decide to open the borders one day out of the blue in 2024 when he became PM. That was started in the late 90s by Tony Blair and continues into the 2000s through successive Labour governments.

Between 2010 and 2024 Conservatives ran the UK uninterrupted. Cameron, Boris and May could have shut down immigration but chose to not only keep Blair’s policies but accelerated them.

So while Kier is a wanker of the first order, blaming him for the UK’s deterioration is somewhat unfair. The damage was done long before he got there.

Posted by: Heroq at June 22, 2026 10:24 AM (3cXW4)

138 My vote for Worst PM Evar remains Lord Asquith 1908-16. He lost state secrets while fooling around with his mistress. Oh and cracking good job keeping Blighty out of the Continental dustup.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 22, 2026 10:24 AM (tL5sl)

139 Well, it wasn't torture torture, public execution public execution.

Posted by: Whoopi at June 22, 2026 10:24 AM (Ov6Yl)

140 Quien es mas loco? Jennifer Newsom o Gwen Walz?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 22, 2026 10:25 AM (c3YdQ)

141 133 Here's the new PM, same as the old one.

He will at best be the next Gordon Brown, attempting to pick up the pieces after a much more visible PM predecessor.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 22, 2026 10:26 AM (Riz8t)

142 Looks like everyone’s forgotten about me. Whew.
— Zombie Frederick North

Posted by: Bulg at June 22, 2026 10:27 AM (77rzZ)

143 And I will do everything I can to ensure an orderly handover of power," he said.
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What a guy. I wonder what they have on him - that we can't already guess.

Posted by: ... at June 22, 2026 10:27 AM (22ggK)

144 I suspect Starmer's departure will be the first of many leftists in Europe. The people have had enough of their nonsense.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 22, 2026 10:23 AM (Riz8t)

I don’t know… like our own LA and other ultra blue jurisdictions, voters matter very little. The next person up as determined by the machine will be just as bad, if not worse. Burnham appears worse than the queer

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 22, 2026 10:28 AM (+gA9j)

145 I really hate the art world. They promote this half ass insane artist but they call Andrew Wyeth kitsch and barely have any of his paintings hanging in museums.

I'm sure you can guess one of the main reasons.
Hint : it begins with a C and ends with a onservative.

Posted by: polynikes at June 22, 2026 10:29 AM (GP8V/)

146 Justice Clarence Thomas: "The Second Amendment is not a second-class right."

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Hallelujah!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 22, 2026 10:30 AM (ndZc7)

147 I suspect Starmer's departure will be the first of many leftists in Europe. The people have had enough of their nonsense.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 22, 2026 10:23 AM (Riz8t)

I think you are wildly optimistic.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 22, 2026 10:30 AM (PLxDd)

148 Pope Leo XIV is a wonderful man, but he is no economist

"It is important to resist the commodification of basic human needs. Food, water and healthcare cannot be subordinated to market considerations or geopolitical interests. Access to adequate food is a fundamental human right grounded in the dignity of every person."

Posted by: $XOM Shareholder at June 22, 2026 10:30 AM (2ap+5)

149 Posted by: Archimedes at June 22, 2026 10:26 AM (Riz8t)

He is going to be full speed to the Left, with maybe a coat of paint to try and fool people but I doubt even that.

The "meme" (approved lefty talking point) for the last two months in Britain is that The People were upset, not about Starmer and Labour being too left, but about not being Left enough fast enough and hard enough. The UK leftards are saying the people rejected Labour because they want "change". Basically Keir was too conservative.

They are hilarious. Britain will get it's change good and hard.

Posted by: ... at June 22, 2026 10:31 AM (22ggK)

150 Now that he has some competition, we can argue about whether Chamberlain was the worst prime minister ever.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 22, 2026 10:14 AM (ndZc7)

No. Churchill was the worst ever.

Posted by: Prof. Ed Dutton at June 22, 2026 10:31 AM (T6aVk)

151 El Salvador annexed Colombia yesterday

Posted by: gKWVE at June 22, 2026 10:31 AM (tL5sl)

152 137 Friendly reminder Keir didn’t decide to open the borders one day out of the blue in 2024 when he became PM. That was started in the late 90s by Tony Blair and continues into the 2000s through successive Labour governments.

Between 2010 and 2024 Conservatives ran the UK uninterrupted. Cameron, Boris and May could have shut down immigration but chose to not only keep Blair’s policies but accelerated them.

So while Kier is a wanker of the first order, blaming him for the UK’s deterioration is somewhat unfair. The damage was done long before he got there.

There is some truth in what you say, but he maintained extremely high levels of illegal immigration long after it was made very clear that the British people wanted it stopped. That is his real sin, along with the absolutely lunatic insistence on trying to prevent people from seeing or talking about the damage long after it was blindingly obvious.

https://tinyurl.com/yhw89fcw

Posted by: Archimedes at June 22, 2026 10:31 AM (Riz8t)

153 I won't judge any historical figure that I haven't lived through. Historians are like economists and weathermen only more biased.

Posted by: polynikes at June 22, 2026 10:31 AM (GP8V/)

154 I hear Alan Greenspan died.

Posted by: Bulg at June 22, 2026 10:32 AM (77rzZ)

155 I won't judge any historical figure that I haven't lived through. Historians are like economists and weathermen only more biased.

Hitler and Stalin probably are misunderstood.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 22, 2026 10:33 AM (Riz8t)

156
"Republicans raise concerns over illegal aliens vote in California."

As Al Capp used to say, "We have met the enemy and they are us."

Posted by: Auspex at June 22, 2026 10:33 AM (Y8DZL)

157 So according to Pope Leo XIV, the Eighth Commandment is null and void and people can steal from grocery stores and supermarkets?

Also, what if you have no health for which to care?

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 22, 2026 10:34 AM (T6aVk)

158 The UK could use an auto pen and better media. France needs to reach across the channel and slap their ass.

Posted by: Case at June 22, 2026 10:34 AM (IY9No)

159 It is important to resist the commodification of basic human needs. Food, water and healthcare cannot be subordinated to market considerations or geopolitical interests. Access to adequate food is a fundamental human right grounded in the dignity of every person."
Posted by: $XOM Shareholder at June 22, 2026 10:30 AM (2ap+5)

Ignorance is bliss regard to economics. Especially to a die hard socialist .

But I'm sure he's aware that millions of tonnage of food aid has been turned away because it's GMO or that other aid is stolen by the powers to be in the countries we are trying to aid.

Posted by: polynikes at June 22, 2026 10:35 AM (GP8V/)

160 I hear Alan Greenspan died.

Posted by: Bulg at June 22, 2026 10:32 AM (77rzZ)

It was only a matter of time once he married Andrea Mitchell.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 22, 2026 10:35 AM (dK+Kv)

161 Ken Cuccinelli Deploying Novel Strategy To Sink Abigail Spanberger’s Semi-Auto Gun Ban

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Didja see Spanberger busting a move on Juneteenth?

https://tinyurl.com/4c523kyz

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 22, 2026 10:35 AM (ndZc7)

162 Yep, looks like Alan Greenspan won the death pool.

To be fair the man lived to be 100.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 22, 2026 10:35 AM (T6aVk)

163 Hitler and Stalin probably are misunderstood.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 22, 2026 10:33 AM (Riz8t)

Nah, the midwits had Hitler pegged early. It was high-IQ commies who found excuses for him until Barbarossa.
Stalin's crimes took longer to comprehend (or even to count) but they've come out too.
The damage Roosevelt did will probably not be fully appreciated until the US defaults on its debt. Then we get to live in "Logan's Run"

Posted by: gKWVE at June 22, 2026 10:36 AM (tL5sl)

164 Hitler and Stalin probably are misunderstood.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 22, 2026 10:33 AM (Riz8t)

Like you did with my post.

Posted by: polynikes at June 22, 2026 10:36 AM (GP8V/)

165 It's Starmer's tax policies that are the problem. And oh yeah he facilitated muslim rape gangs for a decade or more.

Posted by: ... at June 22, 2026 10:36 AM (22ggK)

166 Didja see Spanberger busting a move on Juneteenth?

I saw that last night. The cringe has still not left my psyche.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 22, 2026 10:37 AM (Riz8t)

167 But I'm sure he's aware that millions of tonnage of food aid has been turned away because it's GMO or that other aid is stolen by the powers to be in the countries we are trying to aid.
Posted by: polynikes at June 22, 2026 10:35 AM (GP8V/)

Which is funny because every morsel of food is GMO and has been for thousands of years.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 22, 2026 10:37 AM (T6aVk)

168 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. A mild 74 degrees here at Stately Poppins Manor. Hope it's lovely where you are.

I see the left has been given their new talking points WRT World Cup Europeans loving America:

"Sure, they love America, because it sucks for you that the games are all in the blue state cities you hicks call shitholes. They'll play in Alabama, but not Texas! Suck it MAGAts!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 22, 2026 10:38 AM (qRla/)

169 I was in the UK, in 1997, 1999, 2003, 2007 and 2019. I saw the demise each time starting in 2003 and got worse and worse each time. London of the late 90s was abso-fucking-lutely amazing. The vibe was great.

Once Blair’s new and improved demographic changes started the shift was sudden and in your face. Women in Burkas in Hyde Park. What the fuck is all that bout? The subway/tube populated by shall we say not very desirable looking yuuuuthes.By 2019 the city was unrecognizable to me. And I can only fathom what’s it like now, 7 years later.

Posted by: Heroq at June 22, 2026 10:38 AM (3cXW4)

170 Debating whether Hitler or Stalin was worse is like debating whether you’d rather be drawn and quartered or burned at the stake.

I vote adamantly: NEITHER!!!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 22, 2026 10:39 AM (yz/88)

171 polynikes, I understood "I won't judge any historical figure that I haven't lived through" just fine. I just figured it was unusually silly from you, because your posts are tend better. Unless there was some irony hiding deep down in there.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 22, 2026 10:39 AM (tL5sl)

172 As Al Capp used to say, "We have met the enemy and they are us."

That was Walt Kelly.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 22, 2026 10:39 AM (qRla/)

173 Sure, they love America, because it sucks for you that the games are all in the blue state cities you hicks call shitholes. They'll play in Alabama, but not Texas! Suck it MAGAts!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 22, 2026 10:38 AM (qRla/

When did Dallas and Houston secede from Texas?

Posted by: polynikes at June 22, 2026 10:40 AM (GP8V/)

174 Debating whether Hitler or Stalin was worse is like debating whether you’d rather be drawn and quartered or burned at the stake.

Hitler had the most explosive power, but Stalin had staying power.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 22, 2026 10:40 AM (Riz8t)

175 Didja see Spanberger busting a move on Juneteenth?

I saw that last night. The cringe has still not left my psyche.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 22, 2026 10:37 AM (Riz8t)

CIA Barbie was dancing in public?? Was it worse than Elaine Benes and the little kicks?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 22, 2026 10:40 AM (yz/88)

176 Looks like I’m going to the TX MoMe this year.

Posted by: Bulg at June 22, 2026 10:40 AM (77rzZ)

177 Fool on the Hill, Girl by the Window...

Samey same.

Evokes sadness.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 22, 2026 10:40 AM (nptZK)

178 >>>Yep, looks like Alan Greenspan won the death pool.

To be fair the man lived to be 100.

Posted by: Cow Demon

>Don't these things come in triplets? So who are the next two?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 22, 2026 10:40 AM (fkjGs)

179 CIA Barbie was dancing in public?? Was it worse than Elaine Benes and the little kicks?

I...don't want to talk about it.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 22, 2026 10:41 AM (Riz8t)

180 Posted by: gKWVE at June 22, 2026 10:39 AM (tL5sl)

It was snark with some truth in it. How do you think historians 75 years from now are going portray Trump and Obama?

Posted by: polynikes at June 22, 2026 10:42 AM (GP8V/)

181 Walz Approval Craters Below Trump in Minnesota

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Waltzing Mohammed, waltzing Mohammed
Who'll come awaltzing Mohammed with me?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 22, 2026 10:42 AM (ndZc7)

182 180.

With shadow puppets on rubble.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 22, 2026 10:43 AM (nptZK)

183 >>>CIA Barbie was dancing in public?? Was it worse than Elaine Benes and the little kicks?

That ain't dancing, Sally.

Posted by: Kramer at June 22, 2026 10:43 AM (dK+Kv)

184 Bulg, you might want to consult me.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2026 10:43 AM (afJtY)

185 Words fail me.

Addressing the media in front of No 10, Sir Keir listed his achievements in office and in opposition, saying he had “changed our party” by tackling anti-Semitism and “restoring trust in the economy, defence, and national security”.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 22, 2026 10:44 AM (Riz8t)

186 Greenspan not only lived to be 100, but with Parkinson’s. That has to be a record for that disease.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 22, 2026 10:44 AM (SP9pb)

187 A little too blurry to be a good painting.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 22, 2026 10:44 AM (1z8ji)

188 I don't think polynikes was being that literal. I mean the one I saw was an extremely literal interpretation of the point being made.

Posted by: ... at June 22, 2026 10:44 AM (22ggK)

189 Polynikes, you have a point. A lot of what we “know” about the “bad” Roman Emperors, for example, was written by historians from rival political factions.

Posted by: Bulg at June 22, 2026 10:45 AM (77rzZ)

190 irony is hard here.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 22, 2026 10:45 AM (tL5sl)

191 It is important to resist the commodification of basic human needs. Food, water and healthcare cannot be subordinated to market considerations or geopolitical interests. Access to adequate food is a fundamental human right grounded in the dignity of every person.

There is no right which requires the labor of others.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 22, 2026 10:46 AM (ExV1e)

192 191.

If a "right" has business hours, it ain't a right.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 22, 2026 10:47 AM (nptZK)

193 189 Polynikes, you have a point. A lot of what we “know” about the “bad” Roman Emperors, for example, was written by historians from rival political factions.
Posted by: Bulg at June 22, 2026 10:45 AM (77rzZ)

In that sense all history, or accounts generally are suspect.

Posted by: tubal at June 22, 2026 10:47 AM (Gqar8)

194 Patel has indicted Comey

Posted by: gKWVE at June 22, 2026 10:47 AM (tL5sl)

195 Exclusive — Leading UN Secretary General Candidate Macky Sall Backs ‘Peace Builder’ Donald Trump’s Push for Reforms: ‘Make the UN Great Again’

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MUNGA?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 22, 2026 10:47 AM (ndZc7)

196 Words matter. Let us not toss the term "wanker" about in a flaccid manner.

Posted by: Jeffrey T. and Harvey W. at June 22, 2026 10:47 AM (0sNs1)

197 There is no right which requires the labor of others.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 22, 2026 10:46 AM (ExV1e)

A fair and speedy trial requires labor from others.

Posted by: ... at June 22, 2026 10:48 AM (22ggK)

198 165 It's Starmer's tax policies that are the problem. And oh yeah he facilitated muslim rape gangs for a decade or more.
Posted by: ... at June 22, 2026 10:36 AM (22ggK)

LOTS of people are to blame for that sadly. Worse, none of them are in prison.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 22, 2026 10:48 AM (T6aVk)

199 Rumor has it that Alan Greenspan was able to prolong his life by replacing his blood with ink from the US Mint.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 22, 2026 10:48 AM (nptZK)

200 In that sense all history, or accounts generally are suspect.
Posted by: tubal at June 22, 2026 10:47 AM (Gqar8

See the Spanish Civil War where it seems it is an exception where the losers wrote the history.

Posted by: polynikes at June 22, 2026 10:49 AM (GP8V/)

201 Words fail me.

Addressing the media in front of No 10, Sir Keir listed his achievements in office and in opposition, saying he had “changed our party” by tackling anti-Semitism and “restoring trust in the economy, defence, and national security”.
Posted by: Archimedes

And I'm Miss America.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 22, 2026 10:49 AM (ndZc7)

202 In that sense all history, or accounts generally are suspect.
Posted by: tubal at June 22, 2026 10:47 AM (Gqar

No history exists without bias at some level. What’s that they say? History is written by the victors?

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 22, 2026 10:49 AM (T6aVk)

203 Patel has indicted Comey

Posted by: gKWVE at June 22, 2026 10:47 AM (tL5sl)

Patel is head of the FBI, not DOJ.

Posted by: Kramer at June 22, 2026 10:50 AM (dK+Kv)

204 They'll play in Alabama, but not Texas!

The just consequences of not having a fiddle in the band.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2026 10:50 AM (0sNs1)

205 Patel has indicted Comey

Posted by: gKWVE

Ham sandwich, etc. Get back to me when there's a conviction with a serious sentence.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at June 22, 2026 10:50 AM (OUMaO)

206 >>>It is important to resist the commodification of basic human needs. Food, water and healthcare cannot be subordinated to market considerations or geopolitical interests. Access to adequate food is a fundamental human right grounded in the dignity of every person.

>Jibber-Jabber. I'd just like to say one thing, 'I go poo-poo.'

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 22, 2026 10:50 AM (fkjGs)

207 If food were free, soon there would be very little. The only way this "works" is to force third parties to pay for the food at gunpoint.

Posted by: $XOM Shareholder at June 22, 2026 10:52 AM (2ap+5)

208 Queer Starmer is going to be everywhere now. That is a turd that will not be flushed. He's their Hillary.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 22, 2026 10:52 AM (nptZK)

209 Do “Anti-LGBTQ+” Policies Worsen Mental Health?

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[Pretends to sneeze] Bullshit!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 22, 2026 10:53 AM (ndZc7)

210 Checkin' to see if her 'back door man' made it past her husband at the front door …

Posted by: Dr_No at June 22, 2026 10:53 AM (ayRl+)

211 And I'm Miss America.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 22, 2026 10:49 AM (ndZc7

What did you do for the talent competition? but I would prefer not to see you in your evening dress.😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2026 10:53 AM (2qvfF)

212
"For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, If any will not work, neither let him eat."
-- 2 Thessalonians 3:10

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2026 10:54 AM (0sNs1)

213 Do “Anti-LGBTQ+” Policies Worsen Mental Health?

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[Pretends to sneeze] Bullshit!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All W

Anything not pro LGBTQ is anti LGBTQ. That's a mental health issue in itself.

Posted by: polynikes at June 22, 2026 10:55 AM (GP8V/)

214 Very late to the Art. Is the caption “Trump shoulda listened to me about Iran”?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at June 22, 2026 10:55 AM (E3CZG)

215 And I'm Miss America."

Nice.

Posted by: man at June 22, 2026 10:55 AM (cGjQu)

216 It's sadly amusing that everything short of actually being gay is now seen as anti-Deviant hate crime.

I was assured this was not the goal.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 22, 2026 10:56 AM (nptZK)

217 Rage Against the Machine’s Tom Morello: Artists Who Are Apolitical or Stay Silent on Politics Should Go to an ‘Extra Hot Layer of Hell’

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If we adopt your commie policies, we'll be in an extra hot level of Hel,

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 22, 2026 10:56 AM (ndZc7)

218 And I'm Miss America.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 22, 2026 10:49 AM (ndZc7

What did you do for the talent competition? but I would prefer not to see you in your evening dress.😉
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2026 10:53 AM (2qvfF)
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*draws the Veil of Good Taste over the swimsuit competition*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 22, 2026 10:57 AM (amcLV)

219 Queer Starmer is going to be everywhere now. That is a turd that will not be flushed. He's their Hillary.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 22, 2026 10:52 AM (nptZK)

Not so sure. Leaving in disgrace, I expect he will take his payoff and be memory holed.

Posted by: ... at June 22, 2026 10:58 AM (22ggK)

220 And I'm Miss America.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 22, 2026 10:49 AM

What did you do for the talent portion of the competition?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2026 10:58 AM (0sNs1)

221 It's sadly amusing that everything short of actually being gay is now seen as anti-Deviant hate crime.

I was assured this was not the goal.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 22, 2026 10:56 AM (nptZK)

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 22, 2026 10:58 AM (dK+Kv)

222 Is the caption “Trump shoulda listened to me about Iran”?"

Gersnort. Guffaw.

Posted by: man at June 22, 2026 10:58 AM (cGjQu)

223 See the Spanish Civil War where it seems it is an exception where the losers wrote the history.
Posted by: polynikes at June 22, 2026 10:49 AM (GP8V/)
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Ahem.

Posted by: The Southern Historical Society at June 22, 2026 10:59 AM (amcLV)

224 but I would prefer not to see you in your evening dress.😉"

"Evening Wear"

"Very nice"

Posted by: man at June 22, 2026 10:59 AM (cGjQu)

225 You fell victim to one of the classic blunders.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 22, 2026 10:58 AM (dK+Kv)

Heh

Posted by: ... at June 22, 2026 10:59 AM (22ggK)

226 age Against the Machine’s Tom Morello: Artists Who Are Apolitical or Stay Silent on Politics Should Go to an ‘Extra Hot Layer of Hell’

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If we adopt your commie policies, we'll be in an extra hot level of Hel,

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 22, 2026 10:56 AM (ndZc7)

I hear that rant in the style of RATM.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 22, 2026 10:59 AM (dK+Kv)

227 I think they're called F950,000s now.

https://shorturl.at/DK8gb

Posted by: Lady Who Steals Links at June 22, 2026 10:16 AM
$$$$
That was cute.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 22, 2026 10:21 AM (Ov6Yl)

***

That guy has a series of vids. He's hilarious!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 22, 2026 10:59 AM (2WIwB)

228 180 It was snark with some truth in it. How do you think historians 75 years from now are going portray Trump and Obama?

trump: orangemanbad
obama: trend-setting architect

Posted by: anachronda at June 22, 2026 11:00 AM (sGtp+)

229 Tom Morello and Bruce Springsteen walk into a bar and order a couple of drinks. The bartender says ' sit down and let me tell you my political policies and I'll get your drinks when I'm finished'

Posted by: polynikes at June 22, 2026 11:00 AM (GP8V/)

230 It's sadly amusing that everything short of actually being gay is now seen as anti-Deviant hate crime.
I was assured this was not the goal.
Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 22, 2026 10:56 AM (nptZK)

It was always and is always the goal of homos, fags and queer baits to make you approve of their being homos, fags and queer baits.

Plus to join in when necessary.Just the tip.

Posted by: Now Everybody Is Gay at June 22, 2026 11:00 AM (g7saB)

231 >>>"It is important to resist the commodification of basic human needs. Food, water and healthcare cannot be subordinated to market considerations or geopolitical interests. Access to adequate food is a fundamental human right grounded in the dignity of every person."

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 22, 2026 11:00 AM (dK+Kv)

232 217 Rage Against the Machine’s Tom Morello: Artists Who Are Apolitical or Stay Silent on Politics Should Go to an ‘Extra Hot Layer of Hell’

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If we adopt your commie policies, we'll be in an extra hot level of Hel,
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 22, 2026 10:56 AM (ndZc7)

When Mr. Morello divides up his wealth and peels off a check to every single American evenly, and does so willingly, I MIGHT hear his Communist bullshit. Until then, he and his band mates are hypocrites of the highest order.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 22, 2026 11:01 AM (T6aVk)

233 New one:

MORNING RANT: The Iran Situation and Trump’s MOU – What Constitutes “Finishing the Job” After the Lessons of Iraq and Afghanistan?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 22, 2026 11:01 AM (Riz8t)

234 229 Tom Morello and Bruce Springsteen walk into a bar and order a couple of drinks. The bartender says ' sit down and let me tell you my political policies and I'll get your drinks when I'm finished'
Posted by: polynikes at June 22, 2026 11:00 AM (GP8V/)

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Brilliant!

Posted by: $XOM Shareholder at June 22, 2026 11:01 AM (2ap+5)

235 Nood

Posted by: Cosda at June 22, 2026 11:01 AM (ibZ/e)

236 174 Hitler had the most explosive power, but Stalin had staying power.

it's funny because stalin had nukes

Posted by: anachronda at June 22, 2026 11:02 AM (sGtp+)

237 Morello: "when people say that musicians should not be involved in politics, it means they are people that disagree with your politics."
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I think musicians should not be involved in politics, not because I disagree with any of them, but because they are imbeciles.

Posted by: ... at June 22, 2026 11:04 AM (22ggK)

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