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Despite the Lies of the Biden Administration and Its Egregiously Dishonest Spokeswoman Jen Psaki, the US Did In Fact Use Taxpayer Money to Fund Bioweapon Labs Across the Globe, Including in Ukraine

PJ Media's Catherine Salgado:

Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard is apparently back on the job and releasing more evidence that the federal government used American taxpayer funds for biolabs in well over two dozen countries.

Former National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases Director Anthony Fauci raised a firestorm of controversy after he apparently lied under oath about the American government funding dangerous gain-of-function research at the very Chinese government-linked Wuhan biolab where COVID-19 came into existence. But it seems that such risky research at our expense was not unusual or isolated to our number one enemy, China.

DNI Gabbard, who has been at least temporarily absent from her position due to her husband's serious medical problems, came back with a bang on June 12. "Today, I'm releasing never-before-seen intelligence revealing new evidence of past US government funding for more than 120 biolabs in over 30 countries, including Ukraine," she posted on X.

She continued, "In support of President Trump's Executive Order to end federal funding of dangerous gain of function research around the world, and increase transparency and accountability, ODNI will continue working with partners across the Administration to identify where these labs are, what pathogens they contain, and what 'research' is being conducted."


Russia's government is thoroughly dictatorial and corrupt, but unfortunately its accusation that the United States was secretively funding questionable biolabs in Ukraine was not a conspiracy theory, based on Gabbard's newly released information. The Democrats and Marxists in the U.S. government were channeling our money to unconstitutional "research."

See the link for more. Now, she revealed evidence of "biolabs" which is not the same -- one might argue -- as "bioweapon labs."

But as the Wuhan Covid Lab demonstrated to everyone -- they're the same thing. The idea of these labs is to collect viruses and then engineer them into highly infectious forms -- the deliberate "gain of function" procedures which involve either directly splicing in new components into viruses to make them deadlier, or just repeatedly running them through "mouse models" with similar DNA to humans to induce them to mutate into new forms.

Then, they say, they will have the Bad Guy Virus they can design a Good Guy Vaccine to cure.

But note that the first step of producing a vaccine is creating a deadly, infectious virus that never existed and probably would never exist but for the deliberate engineering of the virus by Frankenstein-like God-Playing scientific maniacs.

Boy I wish I could think of a single example of one of their Frankenstein Viruses escaping from the lab and provoking a global shutdown -- a deliberate overreaction, which they felt was necessary, because they knew they themselves created the virus and might be executed for mass murder unless they could demonstrate they did everything legal and illegal to stop the spread of their created WMD weapon -- but I just can't think of a single example of something like that happening.

That's a blessing, I guess.

Members of the Krew Klue can remind me if something like that happened, for five Krew Klue P.I. Points.

I'm sure CNN and Fake Tapper will update their Biden Lie Tracker to include this lie.

Oh right, they can't, because they never started a Biden Lie Tracker.

Just like they immediately stopped the Casualty Count in Iraq and Afghanistan after President Dreamboat was sworn in.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:35 PM




Comments

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1 THE BLADE. NOTHING MORE NEED BE SPOKEN.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 12, 2026 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

2 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert wants to see Rush, dammit! at June 12, 2026 03:36 PM (dpXJq)

3 Red and underlined, I like it!

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at June 12, 2026 03:36 PM (a3C5r)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

5 Underline link.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 12, 2026 03:36 PM (zZu0s)

6 Ace found the missing link!

Posted by: Little Scottish Girl at June 12, 2026 03:36 PM (eLjOt)

7 We cannot underscore enough...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 12, 2026 03:36 PM (/lPRQ)

8 Sadly, the comments aren't red, only underlined.

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at June 12, 2026 03:37 PM (a3C5r)

9

Posted by: Little Scottish Girl at June 12, 2026 03:37 PM (eLjOt)

10 The entire front page is now underlined.

Posted by: Robert wants to see Rush, dammit! at June 12, 2026 03:37 PM (dpXJq)

11 I believe it was Perfessor Squirrel that said CBD jinxed us by declaring Ace hadn't HTML fubar'd the blog this week.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

12 Hold out for Strikethroughs!!

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2026 03:37 PM (Gqar8)

13 CBD really did jinx ace's threads today....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2026 03:37 PM (gnNyN)

14 My shocked face is working overtime lately.

Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2026 03:37 PM (dYGvG)

15 Damn, CBD.

Your jinx's are powerful.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

16 ace is just going balls out, Yolo today.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 12, 2026 03:38 PM (zZu0s)

17 Ace, it's too early to be hitting the sauce.

Not too early for me, though. I'm honestly. I'm off. Drinky drinky.

Posted by: Robert wants to see Rush, dammit! at June 12, 2026 03:38 PM (dpXJq)

18
Step over that line... Ace dares ya!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 12, 2026 03:38 PM (ixS3i)

19 It's not the most important thing here, but how is Tulsi still involved? If she stepped down, she doesn't have the authority to release this?

FTR, I'd be thrilled if she came back, if for no other reason than that suggests her husband is doing well.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 12, 2026 03:38 PM (Riz8t)

20 This place

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2026 03:38 PM (Gqar8)

21 Would running bioweapon labs the world round (so we don't kill ourselves from a leak) make us the baddies?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 12, 2026 03:38 PM (/lPRQ)

22 The entire main page is now underlined.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

23 What's the bottom line, Ace?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 12, 2026 03:39 PM (fBXgl)

24 Psaki showing cleavage doesn’t save her.

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2026 03:39 PM (Gqar8)

25
Jen Psaki is holding her brain cells hostage and they've declared a general strike, starting now.

Matters are not looking too rosy for old Jen now!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 12, 2026 03:39 PM (ixS3i)

26 The entire main page is now underlined.

It's either that or covering it all with flaming skulls.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 12, 2026 03:40 PM (Riz8t)

27 And here I thought it was that degenerate pissing on Metcalf's grave who bought the lambo, a pound of crack, and is tripping balls with tranny hookers and ... underlining and redlining everything!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 12, 2026 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

28 Would running bioweapon labs the world round (so we don't kill ourselves from a leak) make us the baddies?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 12, 2026 03:38 PM (/lPRQ)
----
The problem with ANY bioweapon lab, as countless science fiction stories have told us, is that there are NO safe locations on Earth if there's a leak.

In today's modern world, it's all too easy for a virus to spread thanks to rapid air travel.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2026 03:40 PM (gnNyN)

29
Friends, this is the day that will be long remembered for lines drawn in the sand... crooked, dotted, dashed, you name it!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 12, 2026 03:41 PM (ixS3i)

30 We have met the enemy and it is Dem

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 12, 2026 03:41 PM (DZjHg)

31 We should be happy ace does not have a highlighter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 12, 2026 03:41 PM (zZu0s)

32 I suppose it's too much to hope for that Pskanki winds up doing hard time.

What an annoying woman.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 12, 2026 03:41 PM (IG3/x)

33 Psaki showing cleavage doesn’t save her.
Posted by: tubal

I'm looking forward to the return of Karoline Leavitt.

Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026 03:41 PM (77rzZ)

34 Gabbard is still leaving though, yes?

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2026 03:41 PM (Gqar8)

35 I'm sure CNN and Fake Tapper will update their Biden Lie Tracker to include this lie.

Oh right, they can't, because they never started a Biden Lie Tracker.

Just like they immediately stopped the Casualty Count in Iraq and Afghanistan after President Dreamboat was sworn in.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:35 PM



Biden has a stutter, Ace. Geez man. Don't be such an asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

36 It is said the cover-up is worse than the crime, but so many died from the Wuhan Flu that it's hard to believe that in this case.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 12, 2026 03:42 PM (l3cgK)

37 Gabbard is still leaving though, yes?
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2026 03:41 PM


End of the month, I believe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

38 I know no one here likes or cares much about the NBA, and the Knicks courtside seats are filled with literally the worst humans on the planet, but OG Anunoby can play basketball

Posted by: front toward enemy at June 12, 2026 03:42 PM (TIizU)

39 It's not the most important thing here, but how is Tulsi still involved?
=========

Ummm, I didn't see her resignation letter.

Could one just "work" one hour a week as the Approved approved head / Secretary of department X?

How about Department X1 thru X40?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 12, 2026 03:42 PM (/lPRQ)

40
Would running bioweapon labs the world round (so we don't kill ourselves from a leak) make us the baddies?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher


In a word, yes. And those who undertook to do so should be hauled before courts, tried and convicted.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 12, 2026 03:42 PM (ixS3i)

41 24 Psaki showing cleavage doesn’t save her.
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2026 03:39 PM (Gqar

While it is true that most men would look at boobies no matter when or where they appeared, lil Jen's tits are hardly worth writing home about, attached as they are to a diseased lying whore mouth.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 03:42 PM (bl07w)

42 These people cannot be in power ever again.

Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2026 03:42 PM (pZEOD)

43 I hate these under lines.

Posted by: Robin Thicke at June 12, 2026 03:42 PM (wXgT/)

44 Now, she revealed evidence of "biolabs" which is not the same -- one might argue -- as "bioweapon labs."

"Paying a visit to those of Russian heritage" is not the same - one might argue - as genocide.

Posted by: The Azov Battalion at June 12, 2026 03:42 PM (Pu/zx)

45 Psaki showing cleavage doesn’t save her.
Posted by: tubal



But still, there are rules......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

46 I don't know how it's possible, but if anything, Tulsi is getting better looking.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 12, 2026 03:42 PM (Riz8t)

47 Jen Psaki is holding her brain cells hostage and they've declared a general strike, starting now.

Matters are not looking too rosy for old Jen now!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 12, 2026 03:39 PM (ixS3i)

A redhead with darkened areolas instead of rosy pale pinkish??

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2026 03:42 PM (wVcYX)

48 Easiest way to find video of a leftard lying is get one where their mouth is moving.

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2026 03:42 PM (eLjOt)

49 I missed the jinxing? When was it

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 12, 2026 03:42 PM (DZjHg)

50
It's not the most important thing here, but how is Tulsi still involved?


She said that she was stepping down at the end of June, that's how.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 12, 2026 03:43 PM (ixS3i)

51 >>Rosemont Seneca Technology Partners – an investment firm led by Hunter Biden – was a lead financial backer of Metabiota, a pandemic tracking and response firm that has partnered with Peter Daszak’s EcoHealth Alliance and the Wuhan Institute of Virology.

https://tinyurl.com/2hanke2r

One of the other funders of Metabiota was USAID. Metabiota also had a government contract to track the spread of viruses in Ukraine.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2026 03:43 PM (viF8m)

52 We do need labs to study these things.

However, we DON'T need them to be staffed by a bunch of waterheads in Circle Jerk, China, or Goat Fuck, Outer Jackoffistan.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 12, 2026 03:43 PM (IG3/x)

53 37 Gabbard is still leaving though, yes?
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2026 03:41 PM

End of the month, I believe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

At the risk of opinionating, I thought she was pretty good.

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2026 03:43 PM (Gqar8)

54 OG Anunoby can play basketball
Posted by: front toward enemy at June 12, 2026 03:42 PM (TIizU)



So can Wemby, he's just an idiot juvenile......He figures it out and he'll be near impossible to stop.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

55 Oh, good. Thunder. A storm would be nice.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 12, 2026 03:44 PM (fBXgl)

56 It's not the most important thing here, but how is Tulsi still involved?

She said that she was stepping down at the end of June, that's how.


Oh, thanks. I had assumed she was resigning effective immediately when she announced it.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 12, 2026 03:44 PM (Riz8t)

57 Gabbard is still leaving though, yes?
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2026 03:41 PM

End of the month, I believe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

End of the month song?

Posted by: John Valby at June 12, 2026 03:44 PM (wVcYX)

58 Biden has a stutter, Ace. Geez man. Don't be such an asshole.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

Even if he didn't have a stutter, I'd be perfectly willing and happy to slap him silly until he really does.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 03:44 PM (bl07w)

59 41 24 Psaki showing cleavage doesn’t save her.
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2026 03:39 PM (Gqar

While it is true that most men would look at boobies no matter when or where they appeared, lil Jen's tits are hardly worth writing home about, attached as they are to a diseased lying whore mouth.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 03:42 PM (bl07w)

It’s like a genetic condition we have.

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2026 03:44 PM (Gqar8)

60 Trump's breeth stinks so bad it could bee used as a Bioweapins.!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at June 12, 2026 03:44 PM (3a5AV)

61 One day, Ace will leave the comments bold, italicized, red, underlined, and in a gray box.

On that day, the universe will be complete.

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at June 12, 2026 03:44 PM (81odR)

62 Oh, good. Thunder. A storm would be nice.

Yeah, it's coming. It'll last awhile. Don't play golf.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 12, 2026 03:45 PM (Riz8t)

63 Afternoon, folken! I just finished a video walk-through of another home candidate, and it was okay but not a knock-me-dead place. Another is scheduled for Sunday morning.

In the meantime, I'm waiting for Amazon to deliver the auto windshield shade I ordered this week; they say it's out for delivery now. So I'm relaxing with a pipe and a sparkling mineral water on the rocks, with big black Stirling cat asleep on the bed and little gray Dagny toasting herself in the window.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 12, 2026 03:45 PM (wzUl9)

64 lil Jen's tits are hardly worth writing home about, attached as they are to a diseased lying whore mouth.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 03:42 PM (bl07w)



Valid points, however, the Ron White rule still stands.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

65 In today's modern world, it's all too easy for a virus to spread thanks to rapid air travel.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
======

It would be racist to deny travel to contagious people.

Prove you are not racist - Don't forget to hug a contagious Chinaman today!!!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 12, 2026 03:45 PM (/lPRQ)

66 Underling? I like it.

Posted by: a nice touch at June 12, 2026 03:45 PM (nK5O5)

67 Ugh! *guitar riff*

Posted by: Tom Morello at June 12, 2026 03:45 PM (XWPh2)

68 Yeah, we need rain here in NoVa.

Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026 03:45 PM (77rzZ)

69 When flaming skulls cover the entirety of Ace's post and all the comments, then the end of the world is near.

Posted by: Just reporting at June 12, 2026 03:45 PM (7OE1u)

70 "But as the Wuhan Covid Lab demonstrated to everyone -- they're the same thing. The idea of these labs is to collect viruses and then engineer them into highly infectious forms"

I actually think their true purpose is the same purpose as 99% of Democrap and leftwing efforts: money-laundering, grift, and theft. I doubt any of these "biolabs" in China or Ukraine (!) were doing anything but stealing our money and laundering it to leftwing causes.

The tell was the videos of the Wuhan lab that looked about as advanced and secure as a middle-school lab where the most dangerous substance is bleach. Clearly, the lab was just stealing all the money and paying almost nothing for actual research or real labs.

The problem was that they did end up creating something, and that something got out. But I'm fairly sure the lab was supposed to be just a front to steal our money.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 12, 2026 03:46 PM (iFTx/)

71 Is it Krew Klue or Krew Klue?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2026 03:46 PM (1qjA0)

72 Love how the state media discovers! sh*t everyone knew years ago.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 12, 2026 03:46 PM (RIvkX)

73 61 One day, Ace will leave the comments bold, italicized, red, underlined, and in a gray box.

On that day, the universe will be complete.

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at June 12, 2026 03:44 PM (81odR)

Flashing text added to that would be the chef's kiss...if pixy allowed flashing text...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 12, 2026 03:46 PM (l3cgK)

74 I'd like to teach the world to die,
in perfect harmony. I'd like to hold it in my arms,
while it coughs and comes to final rest.

I'd like to see the World for once, all buried
row by row in cemetaries, with silence
throughout the lands.

that's the song I sing,
What the world needs today,
is a song about less people, that
never fades away.

Posted by: Tony phoney Fauci at June 12, 2026 03:46 PM (anL5R)

75
Even if he didn't have a stutter, I'd be perfectly willing and happy to slap him silly until he really does.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 03:44 PM (bl07w)



I accept these demands.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

76 60 Trump's breeth stinks so bad it could bee used as a Bioweapins.!!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt


And his penis tastes bad too!

Posted by: E Jean Carroll at June 12, 2026 03:46 PM (XWPh2)

77 If we don't break your legs, how are we to learn to fix them?

Posted by: t-bird at June 12, 2026 03:46 PM (3g5Xe)

78 When you get around me you'll find I'm just like old Mrs. Psaki. The pee is silent.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 12, 2026 03:47 PM (eLjOt)

79 When flaming skulls cover the entirety of Ace's post and all the comments, then the end of the world is near.

Dog and cat status:
[X] Living together
[ ] Not living together

Posted by: Archimedes at June 12, 2026 03:47 PM (Riz8t)

80 Ugh! *shitty guitar riff so overladen with effects no one cares*

Posted by: Tom Morello at June 12, 2026 03:45 PM (XWPh2)



Corrected for accuracy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

81 120 labs in 30 countries seems like… a lot.

Maybe it’s because I’m not Anthony “The Science” Fauci, but I just don’t understand the need for that many secret biolabs around the world that require funding by the U.S.

Can’t other countries fund their own Frankenstein viruses?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 12, 2026 03:47 PM (6ydKt)

82 When you get around me you'll find I'm just like old Mrs. Psaki. The pee is silent.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 12, 2026 03:47 PM (eLjOt)



Thread winner.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

83
One day, Ace will leave the comments bold, italicized, red, underlined, and in a gray box.

On that day, the universe will be complete.

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart


Portals to alternate universes -- portals too many to count -- will open and things will get flummoxed really, really fast.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 12, 2026 03:47 PM (ixS3i)

84 Good news in VA. Woke school superintendent resigns after outcry by community. From
"Twitchy" site:

https://tinyurl.com/zx45d8vr

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2026 03:47 PM (rZCVI)

85 Trump's breeth stinks so bad it could bee used as a Bioweapins.!!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at June 12, 2026 03:44 PM (3a5AV)
******************************

I'm so old, I remember when the Mary Clogginstein socks put some effort into it.

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at June 12, 2026 03:48 PM (81odR)

86 That COVID was a deep state WITH China operation to oust Trump is not even feeling like that crazy a leap anymore.

Posted by: steevy at June 12, 2026 03:48 PM (YwEeS)

87 So how many blacks left for Africa over reparations lack?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 12, 2026 03:48 PM (68Zd8)

88 One day, Ace will leave the comments bold, italicized, red, underlined, and in a gray box.

On that day, the universe will be complete.

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at June 12, 2026 03:44 PM (81odR)



All started by a link to busty lesbian porn.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

89 Anything covid related comes up and my BP skyrockets like a Falcon-9…. Enraging

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 12, 2026 03:48 PM (26GAh)

90 A redhead with darkened areolas instead of rosy pale pinkish??
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2026 03:42 PM


Jen is not a real redhead.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2026 03:48 PM (1qjA0)

91 >>The idea of these labs is to collect viruses ....


The original idea of these labs was to close them up clean without their knowledge and material being sold off, and to keep the scientists employed to prevent them from going rogue and working for the pakis or another hostile nation.

The secondary idea is that these labs were on the front line, and able to understand and detect anything the Ruskies were doing, intentionally or accidentally. Later the Chinese.

But any big pot of money attracts flies, and any government solution first priority is to keep the funding coming by making the problem bigger, so they evolved into a grift to justify bigger budgets. That grift included making diseases they could protect us against.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 12, 2026 03:48 PM (FPIaX)

92 Friends, this is the day that will be long remembered for lines drawn in the sand... crooked, dotted, dashed, you name it!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 12, 2026 03:41 PM (ixS3i)

That's sorta my thing.

Posted by: Col. William B. Travis, 1836, Alamo Mission at June 12, 2026 03:49 PM (wVcYX)

93 As a lover of fine boobs, I have to agree eith my colleague from the great state of Alaska.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 12, 2026 03:49 PM (zZu0s)

94 So as Burisma corruption or not?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 12, 2026 03:49 PM (68Zd8)

95
These revelations aren't newsworthy anymore.

1.) Government does some fucked up shit.

2.) Everyone says "look at this fucked up shit."

3.) Government says "we don't do anything bad, that's a conspiracy theory."

4.) Everyone says "yeah, ok" and makes the jackoff motion.

5.) A couple years pass

6.) Government says "turns out we did some fucked up shit."

7.) Everyone says "what a shock! Where do I go vote for you guys again?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 12, 2026 03:49 PM (BI5O2)

96 The Clue Crew on old, Trebek-era Jeopardy had two hotties, Sarah Whitcomb and Kelly Miahara. Hubba hubba.

Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026 03:49 PM (77rzZ)

97 There are good viruses and bad viruses .....

President Byedumb and Dr. Strangelove were making viruses to protect the Children from future viruses from Mars.

Trump funded viruses to kill persons of color as verified by Jen Psaki and Dr. Strangelove Fauci...

Posted by: Jackson K. at June 12, 2026 03:49 PM (38587)

98 Oh, good. Thunder. A storm would be nice.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 12, 2026


***
It rained here a little while ago, but the sun is now baking the streets again.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 12, 2026 03:49 PM (wzUl9)

99 Good news in VA. Woke school superintendent resigns after outcry by community.

Huh. I was going to say he made a mistake by acting like he was SS in Fairfax Co., but he's in Albemarle Co, which includes Charlottesville. I'm surprised.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 12, 2026 03:50 PM (Riz8t)

100 91
...

But any big pot of money attracts flies, and any government solution first priority is to keep the funding coming by making the problem bigger, so they evolved into a grift to justify bigger budgets. That grift included making diseases they could protect us against.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 12, 2026 03:48 PM (FPIaX)

So the NIH was to viruses as SPLC was to the KKK...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 12, 2026 03:50 PM (l3cgK)

101 78 When you get around me you'll find I'm just like old Mrs. Psaki. The pee is silent.
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 12, 2026 03:47 PM (eLjOt)

Hey, aren't you that doddering old fuck who farted on the Queen of England?

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 03:50 PM (bl07w)

102 84 Good news in VA. Woke school superintendent resigns after outcry by community. From
"Twitchy" site:

https://tinyurl.com/zx45d8vr

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2026 03:47 PM (rZCVI)

Albemarle County, seat of the People's Republic of Charlottesville.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 12, 2026 03:50 PM (fBXgl)

103 We have a 48 hour respite from heat and humidity.

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2026 03:50 PM (Gqar8)

104 88 One day, Ace will leave the comments bold, italicized, red, underlined, and in a gray box.

On that day, the universe will be complete.

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart


and centered

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 12, 2026 03:50 PM (FPIaX)

105 Release Jen’s medical records! They might clear up a few things.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 12, 2026 03:51 PM (68Zd8)

106
I'm so old, I remember when the Mary Clogginstein socks put some effort into it.
Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at June 12, 2026 03:48 PM (81odR)

Iirc, it was dorcus bilime who always made the bad breath bit. I think someone is crossing the streams.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 12, 2026 03:51 PM (zZu0s)

107 I GOTS MY PARDON, BEETCHEZ!!!!!

Posted by: Dr. FrankenFauci at June 12, 2026 03:51 PM (47/pr)

108 As a lover of fine boobs, I have to agree eith my colleague from the great state of Alaska.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 12, 2026 03:49 PM


Bulg is from Alaska?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2026 03:51 PM (1qjA0)

109
Flashing text added to that would be the chef's kiss...if pixy allowed flashing text...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Well, we USED to have those and many other textual wonders too astonishing to believe.

Then folks got way, way too creative applying them to their nicknames and something went off the rails. I vaguely recall that we endured a brief shutdown of the blog to reset matters.

And all the textual wonders were seen no more here ever again.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 12, 2026 03:51 PM (ixS3i)

110 Ah, the old bioweapons aren't biolabs ploy. Psaki is still a piece o'shit

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 12, 2026 03:51 PM (IiEl1)

111 88 One day, Ace will leave the comments bold, italicized, red, underlined, and in a gray box.

On that day, the universe will be complete.

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart

and centered

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 12, 2026 03:50 PM (FPIaX)
*************************************

All six together would result in the universe being destroyed.

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at June 12, 2026 03:51 PM (JN6SH)

112 Whoops.

They finally got caught — and the receipts are all right here.Trump's DHS just approved a plan to cross-reference every mail-in ballot in America against federal immigration databases. The USPS is now barcoding every ballot with a unique tracking code. One ballot. One barcode. One count. And sanctuary states like California and Oregon cannot opt out — because the postal system isn't Gavin Newsom's. It's federal.For two decades they told you there was no fraud. They called you a conspiracy theorist. They rolled their eyes. They appointed committees. And the whole time, the machine was running — 3AM ballot trucks, drop boxes with no cameras, nursing home harvests, envelopes with no postmarks.That machine just ran into a federal barcode, a DHS database, and a president who read the fine print.In this video:
— Why Trump's March 31st Executive Order is the most surgical election integrity move in decades
— How DHS is cross-referencing every ballot name against federal immigration records — and what that finds
— The drop box loophole nobody closed yet — and why it's the next battlefield
— Why California and Oregon are panicking and legally have no way out
(Cont)

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2026 03:52 PM (+gsxO)

113 — The nursing home ballot harvesting operation that left no fold marks and asked no questions
— Why mail fraud is a federal felony — and what Exhibit A looks like now
— HUD Secretary Scott Turner on camera: 24,000 illegal aliens in federal housing while veterans sleep outside
— Oregon and California handing state tax dollars to illegal aliens as first-time home buyer grants
— The 2026 midterm math: 217 seats, 14 tossups, 1 needed — and the RINO problem nobody's naming
— Why the Save America Act is stalled — and who's actually blocking itThe media had this story. They sat on it, tripped over it, or simply could not locate it with both hands and a GPS. We found it. Every piece. The names, the numbers, the math — all of it.This is the vindication episode.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2026 03:52 PM (+gsxO)

114 Well, we USED to have those and many other textual wonders too astonishing to believe

That's a myth, like the HQ tee shirts...

Posted by: steevy at June 12, 2026 03:52 PM (YwEeS)

115 All six together would result in the universe being destroyed.
Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at June 12, 2026 03:51 PM (JN6SH)

The seventh seal is when we get the busty girl on girl links again.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 12, 2026 03:52 PM (XWPh2)

116 I actually think their true purpose is the same purpose as 99% of Democrap and leftwing efforts: money-laundering, grift, and theft. I doubt any of these "biolabs" in China or Ukraine (!) were doing anything but stealing our money and laundering it to leftwing causes.
==
Its not implausible. Before it was illegal to do in the US, they were still sending money to labs all around the world. You could justify it on a collection site basis. And justify it on a well we don't want to transport after collection. Ultimately, this was a twofer. there is the stated public purpose. there is also an clandestine purpose. Fauci had an intelligence agency role that was non public. Also, a nifty way to hid from FOIA requests and a lot of congressional oversite is to subcontract the dirty work to private contractors. Which of course, creates the potential kickback cycle doesn't it.

Posted by: Surface and subsurface at June 12, 2026 03:52 PM (anL5R)

117 Should be fixed.

Jinxed indeed!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 12, 2026 03:52 PM (iERP6)

118 Fauci searched for and found a virus that would kill the extremely elderly and those with respiratory comorbidities. He financed the gain of function research to make it more contagious. It was his intention to turn this virus loose on the U.S. to effectively kill off the oldest generation and the others who cost the healthcare industry the most. This would save the U.S. over half the healthcare expenditures every year, thus providing funds for Universal Healthcare. He wanted to be a hero by secretly killing off millions. This is the democrat mindset.

Posted by: jwest at June 12, 2026 03:52 PM (BwWDk)

119 The worlds first trillionaire was minted today. That's an astronomical number. Needs lots of space for all those zeros.

Posted by: Indiana Lurker at June 12, 2026 03:53 PM (3ZVqj)

120 Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 12, 2026 03:50 PM (fBXgl)

How did they manage to get some sane parents there?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2026 03:53 PM (rZCVI)

121 . . . While it is true that most men would look at boobies no matter when or where they appeared, lil Jen's tits are hardly worth writing home about, attached as they are to a diseased lying whore mouth.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026


***
And her feet are barely average. Pffft.

She did have the distinction of looking *more* attractive with the face diaper on in 2020, however.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 12, 2026 03:53 PM (wzUl9)

122 The weekend is here

Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2026 03:53 PM (Ia/+0)

123 So the NIH was to viruses as SPLC was to the KKK...
Posted by: jim

----------

exactly.
Or the CA homeless industry
Or the education industry
or any social services industry

They all make the problem bigger, by design

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 12, 2026 03:53 PM (FPIaX)

124 Gain of function should be banned the world over. Any facility caught performing the practice should be tactically nuked immediately and the country fined $1T dispersed to the rest of the world.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

125 Bulg is from Alaska?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2026 03:51 PM (1qjA0)

No, I was agreeing with tcn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 12, 2026 03:53 PM (zZu0s)

126 >>See the link for more. Now, she revealed evidence of "biolabs" which is not the same -- one might argue -- as "bioweapon labs."

Post 9/11 and the anthrax scare that followed, Dick Cheney reorganized our bioweapons and bioweapons defense operations and put them under one person's control. That person was Anthony Fauci.

Who was also CIA.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2026 03:54 PM (viF8m)

127 Trump's breeth stinks so bad it could bee used as a Bioweapins.!!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt
.......

I hesitate to comment until Dorcas Blimline weighs in.

Posted by: wth at June 12, 2026 03:54 PM (UjdFS)

128 Dr Fauci needs to be put up against a wall at dawn.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 12, 2026 03:54 PM (Q/FnY)

129
Jen is not a real redhead.

Posted by: Duncanthrax


She is, however, an airhead. That is why she is continually "circling back", just like a dust devil in the summer heat.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 12, 2026 03:54 PM (ixS3i)

130 Well, we USED to have those and many other textual wonders too astonishing to believe

That's a myth, like the HQ tee shirts...
Posted by: steevy at June 12, 2026 03:52 PM (YwEeS)

and marital beejers.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2026 03:54 PM (wVcYX)

131 Posted by: jwest at June 12, 2026 03:52 PM (BwWDk

I think Fauci needs to help out with with MAID or rather MAIM ( medical assistance in murder) in canada

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2026 03:55 PM (rZCVI)

132 Well, we USED to have those and many other textual wonders too astonishing to believe.

Then folks got way, way too creative applying them to their nicknames and something went off the rails. I vaguely recall that we endured a brief shutdown of the blog to reset matters.

And all the textual wonders were seen no more here ever again.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 12, 2026


***
Must have been way before I found my way here in 2010. I don't recall such fripperies.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 12, 2026 03:55 PM (wzUl9)

133 107 I GOTS MY PARDON, BEETCHEZ!!!!!

Posted by: Dr. FrankenFauci at June 12, 2026 03:51 PM (47/pr)

Be sure to tell St. Peter that when you are at the gate.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 03:55 PM (bl07w)

134 Bulg is from Alaska?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

I wish.

My uncle lived in Alaska for many years when I was a kid, but my folks never went up there to visit him. Alaska is on my bucket list. I considered going up there when I was stationed in Monterey, but couldn't afford it on an E5's salary.

Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026 03:55 PM (77rzZ)

135 Dr Fauci needs to be put up against a wall at dawn.

Disagree. Firing squads are reserved for the upper class. Fauci needs to be hanged along with the rest of the villeins.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 12, 2026 03:55 PM (Riz8t)

136 lil Jen's tits are hardly worth writing home about, attached as they are to a diseased lying whore mouth.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 03:42 PM (bl07w)


What do you have against Chlamydia and genital warts?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 12, 2026 03:55 PM (iERP6)

137 As a lover of fine boobs, I have to agree eith my colleague from the great state of Alaska.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 12, 2026 03:49 PM



https://tinyurl.com/2ajcz96h

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

138 Can’t other countries fund their own Frankenstein viruses?

Their job- their paid job- is to look the other way.

Posted by: t-bird at June 12, 2026 03:55 PM (3g5Xe)

139 Russia's government is thoroughly dictatorial and corrupt, but

/Looks at Pres Biden, his Administration, and recent elections...

Uhhhh.... guys?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 12, 2026 03:56 PM (mP0Kj)

140
Strawberry Shitcake again.

There is no valid argument for messing around with gain of function.

Anyone who so much as speaks in favor of it needs to be killed where he stands.

Posted by: biteme at June 12, 2026 03:56 PM (xWS9V)

141 Anyone else buy SpaceX today?

Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2026 03:56 PM (p4NUW)

142 How did they manage to get some sane parents there?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2026 03:53 PM (rZCVI)

Don't know but I expect most of the Lefties associated with the University system prolly send their kids to private schools.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 12, 2026 03:56 PM (fBXgl)

143 The weekend is here
Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2026


***
Hey, it's Friday, the consummation devoutly to be wished. Yes, I'm retired now, but a lifetime (since first grade) of "enjoying Fridays because tomorrow is Saturday!" is still with me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 12, 2026 03:56 PM (wzUl9)

144 and marital beejers.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2026 03:54 PM (wVcYX)

Did you offer her the same $20?

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 03:56 PM (bl07w)

145 Should be fixed.

Jinxed indeed!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 12, 2026 03:52 PM (iERP6)



It's your fault......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

146 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 12, 2026 03:53 PM (wzUl9)

Hey, Man! You in Indiana yet?

Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026 03:57 PM (77rzZ)

147 Circle psaki circle psaki
Heu heu heu!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2026 03:57 PM (Ot/FD)

148 eat sh!t, Neil dGenerate Tyson -
The delusion is thinking that SpaceX is going to lead the space frontier. That's just not going to happen, and it’s not going to happen for three really good reasons: One, it is very expensive. Two, it is very dangerous to do it first. Three, there is essentially no return on that investment.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 12, 2026 03:57 PM (XWPh2)

149 and marital beejers.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2026 03:54 PM (wVcYX)



Wait......is this a thing?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

150 Fauci needs to be hanged along with the rest of the villains.
Posted by: Archimedes


Only when he begs for it.

Posted by: Sand Flies at June 12, 2026 03:57 PM (3g5Xe)

151 103 We have a 48 hour respite from heat and humidity.
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2026 03:50 PM (Gqar


We are getting the opposite.
110F heat index for the weekend.

The only relief is the thunderstorm that just rolled up ten minutes ago and will be gone in another ten minutes.

Is it possible to go over 100% humidity?
Because we like testing the limits around here.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 12, 2026 03:57 PM (6ydKt)

152 Jen Pskanki is hankie

Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2026 03:57 PM (Ia/+0)

153 "You can't, like, make a virus, man. This was just harmless. They can't do any harm."

"So, you object to the giant wastes of money that could have gone to the poor?"

"No, of course not."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 03:58 PM (0OHXL)

154 Wait......is this a thing?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

Of course. It's the fair reward for winning an argument.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2026 03:58 PM (Ot/FD)

155 61 One day, Ace will leave the comments bold, italicized, red, underlined, and in a gray box.
On that day, the universe will be complete.
Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at June 12, 2026 03:44 PM (81odR)


You left something out.

Posted by: No Name Today at June 12, 2026 03:58 PM (8mulE)

156
Well, we USED to have those and many other textual wonders too astonishing to believe

That's a myth, like the HQ tee shirts...

Posted by: steevy


I solemnly assure you that it is not.

There was one nickname that had an animated choo-choo chuffing along it from left to right. There was another one bedecked with blinking Christmas lights -- red and green, for certain.

And the quality of the comments suffered because ... bwahahahahahaha! I can't tell a whopper that large!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 12, 2026 03:58 PM (ixS3i)

157 The best boobies are the ones attached to your wife.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2026 03:59 PM (1qjA0)

158 https://tinyurl.com/2ajcz96h
Posted by: Sponge

Lovely lady, but I think Stars-and-Stripes-colored clothing is disrespectful of the flag.

Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026 03:59 PM (77rzZ)

159 And all the textual wonders were seen no more here ever again.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 12, 2026 03:51 PM (ixS3i)


It was quite convenient having formatting available, but as usual, we can't have nice things.

It's been several years, and I still miss them.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 12, 2026 03:59 PM (iERP6)

160 The underline thing cleared up.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2026 03:59 PM (vUKng)

161 My uncle lived in Alaska for many years when I was a kid, but my folks never went up there to visit him. Alaska is on my bucket list. I considered going up there when I was stationed in Monterey, but couldn't afford it on an E5's salary.
Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026 03:55 PM (77rzZ)

Any and all are welcome here, just let me know.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 03:59 PM (bl07w)

162 149 and marital beejers.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2026 03:54 PM (wVcYX)



Wait......is this a thing?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June

No.

Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2026 03:59 PM (OoFl2)

163 I GOTS MY PARDON, BEETCHEZ!!!!!

Posted by: Dr. FrankenFauci at June 12, 2026 03:51 PM (47/pr)



Hopefully, the SC, and I'm sure I'm getting laughed at, comes back and says the AutoPen pardons don't count.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

164 The US provided funding to Ukrainian labs in an effort to keep the scientists there, instead of them moving to China, Iran, adn other bad places.

Posted by: Quartermaster at June 12, 2026 03:59 PM (UOf2j)

165
No.
Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2026 03:59 PM (OoFl2)



*phew*

I was gonna say........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

166 eat sh!t, Neil dGenerate Tyson -
The delusion is thinking that SpaceX is going to lead the space frontier. That's just not going to happen, and it’s not going to happen for three really good reasons: One, it is very expensive. Two, it is very dangerous to do it first. Three, there is essentially no return on that investment.
Posted by: gKWVE


Neil degassy Tyson is so funny. NASA is still trying to figure out how to catch rocket boosters.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2026 04:00 PM (+gsxO)

167 124 Gain of function should be banned the world over. Any facility caught performing the practice should be tactically nuked immediately and the country fined $1T dispersed to the rest of the world.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

No Gainzzz for you!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 12, 2026 04:00 PM (l3cgK)

168 Trump's breeth stinks so bad it could bee used as a Bioweapins.!!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at June 12, 2026 03:44 PM


Bitch, stop stealing my lines!

Posted by: Dorcas Blimline at June 12, 2026 04:00 PM (znGuc)

169 The weekend is here
Posted by: Skip
.......

Yep, and so is my brother-in-law from Germany. He wants to watch soccer tonight. Shit.

Posted by: wth at June 12, 2026 04:00 PM (UjdFS)

170
Lovely lady, but I think Stars-and-Stripes-colored clothing is disrespectful of the flag.
Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026 03:59 PM (77rzZ)



I happen to think it's an addition to the awesomeness of old glory.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

171 Sometimes I feel like Piper is still with us...

Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026 04:01 PM (77rzZ)

172 One day, Ace will leave the comments bold, italicized, red, underlined, and in a gray box.

On that day, the universe will be complete.
Posted by: Zombie Breitbart


And he will ban himself on his way out of the room.

Posted by: t-bird at June 12, 2026 04:01 PM (3g5Xe)

173
eat sh!t, Neil dGenerate Tyson -
The delusion is thinking that SpaceX is going to lead the space frontier. That's just not going to happen, and it’s not going to happen for three really good reasons: One, it is very expensive. Two, it is very dangerous to do it first. Three, there is essentially no return on that investment.

Posted by: gKWVE


For a glorified science museum gift store manager, that guy sure does possess delusions of grandeur.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 12, 2026 04:01 PM (ixS3i)

174 And all the textual wonders were seen no more here ever again.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 12, 2026 03:51 PM (ixS3i)

It was quite convenient having formatting available, but as usual, we can't have nice things.

It's been several years, and I still miss them.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


I would like to see an entire thread copy & pasted, just once, for old time's sake.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2026 04:01 PM (+gsxO)

175 One, it is very expensive. Two, it is very dangerous to do it first. Three, there is essentially no return on that investment.
Posted by: gKWVE



Care to revise that statement?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

176 Yo neil Degrasse Dumbass. The company that begins mining the asteroid belt will see an unbelievable return on investment

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 12, 2026 04:01 PM (IiEl1)

177 No return? the guy just made a trillion dollars. You are a fucking retard Neil.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 12, 2026 04:01 PM (zZu0s)

178 Hey, Man! You in Indiana yet?
Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026


***
Not yet. Just video-looked over another house candidate. It had no basement and was kinda small, so I'm moving on to another; we'll view it on Sunday. This one has a front enclosed porch, a basement (unfinished), and gas heat, as well as a 1-car garage. Nice neighborhood with a local breakfast and lunch place within a leg-stretching walk, too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 12, 2026 04:01 PM (wzUl9)

179 Crikey! Noon already and all I've accomplished today is mouthing off in the comments sections.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 04:01 PM (bl07w)

180 177 No return? the guy just made a trillion dollars. You are a fucking retard Neil.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 12, 2026 04:01 PM (zZu0s)

======

Starlink makes no money!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 04:02 PM (0OHXL)

181 Should be fixed.

Jinxed indeed!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 12, 2026 03:52 PM (iERP6)

You have way too much power.

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2026 04:02 PM (eLjOt)

182 As Ace would say, I simply shan't believe it.

I have it on no less of an authority than Senator Mitt Romney on 13 March 22 who posted in response to Gabbards statement asserting there were US Biolabs in Ukraine "Tulsi Gabbard is parroting false Russian propaganda. Her treasonous lies may well cost lives."

If we can't believe Mitt Romney, who can we believe?

Posted by: Dantes at June 12, 2026 04:02 PM (IZ7RB)

183 I mean, that has to be the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Neil, he is using his other companies and the launch of satellites by SpaceX itself to finance that exploration.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 12, 2026 04:02 PM (zZu0s)

184 Starlink makes no money!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


They're making $130 a month off me.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2026 04:03 PM (+gsxO)

185 179 Crikey! Noon already and all I've accomplished today is mouthing off in the comments sections.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 04:01 PM (bl07w)

Noon in June in Alaska. How can you tell besides looking at a clock??

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2026 04:03 PM (Gqar8)

186 Did you offer her the same $20?
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 03:56 PM (bl07w)

I mistakenly thought I had signed for the all-inclusive package. Should have read the fine print.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2026 04:03 PM (wVcYX)

187 184 Starlink makes no money!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


They're making $130 a month off me.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2026 04:03 PM (+gsxO)

=====

We have it, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 04:03 PM (0OHXL)

188 For a glorified science museum gift store manager, that guy sure does possess delusions of grandeur.

It takes a breathtaking level of hubris to think that you know more about space and space travel than the guy who is rewriting the entire space program...and succeeding.

Go back to your gift store, Neil, there are some sale items in need of stickers.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 12, 2026 04:03 PM (Riz8t)

189
It's been several years, and I still miss them.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Oh, ten to fifteen years, at least, since they were banished.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 12, 2026 04:03 PM (ixS3i)

190 For a glorified science museum gift store manager, that guy sure does possess delusions of grandeur.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 12, 2026 04:01 PM (ixS3i)


He regurgitates pop-science bullshit, and as far as I can tell, has never had an original thought or, for that matter, any analysis of an issue that goes more than a millimeter deep.

He is the poster child for ending DEI in STEM.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 12, 2026 04:03 PM (iERP6)

191 The zimmer man over on BehindTheBlack is reporting on Stoke Space. They're pretty close to catching up with the Falcon 9 with catchable stages (second stage too).
I mean, Starship is going to be the big ticket, but the smaller cargo missions will still have a role.
Bezos in other news, who is not as rich as Musk, has his electronic thumb out. He's going to have to get his lander to hitch on the Falcon Heavy.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 12, 2026 04:04 PM (XWPh2)

192 Fauci searched for and found a virus that would kill the extremely elderly and those with respiratory comorbidities.
==
Interesting relationship with the virus and testosterone. If you got it, it damaged your ability short term to produce testosterone. If you had low testosterone levels when you got it, you were much more likely to have severe covid. A large percentage of male patients who survived, had sustained low testosterone for months and some with prolonged erectile dysfunction. Interesting - young males 16 - early 20s had the high rate of cardiac complications from covid vaccines.

Posted by: Surface and subsurface at June 12, 2026 04:04 PM (anL5R)

193 Anyone found to do gain of function research should be executed and with a very expansive notion of what kind of function is

Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2026 04:04 PM (kTfgm)

194 Capture one asteroid and suddenly rare and precious metals are not that rare or precious...

Posted by: steevy at June 12, 2026 04:04 PM (YwEeS)

195 They're making $130 a month off me.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2026 04:03 PM (+gsxO)

How's the service? Any rain-fade issues like I used to get with Dish TV?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 12, 2026 04:04 PM (fBXgl)

196 It's so Tysonesque to list off haughtily three things that "prove your point" which are all, demonstrably, by the current state of affairs, false, and then preen and strut in your majestic robes of Science-ism waiting for all the rabble to adore you for being such a perfectly comported shitwit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2026 04:04 PM (Ot/FD)

197 @182 I think one of Mitt's relatives was involved with Ukraine bigly

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 12, 2026 04:04 PM (IiEl1)

198 Crikey! Noon already and all I've accomplished today is mouthing off in the comments sections.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 04:01 PM (bl07w)

A day's endeavors well-spent!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2026 04:05 PM (wVcYX)

199 195 They're making $130 a month off me.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2026 04:03 PM (+gsxO)

How's the service? Any rain-fade issues like I used to get with Dish TV?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 12, 2026 04:04 PM (fBXgl)

======

I've seen very brief disruptions in heavy rain that's resolved in seconds, maybe minutes at the most.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 04:05 PM (0OHXL)

200 I, myself, used to shill for gain of function.

Posted by: zombie Bob Dole at June 12, 2026 04:05 PM (1qjA0)

201 187 184 Starlink makes no money!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


They're making $130 a month off me.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2026 04:03 PM (+gsxO)

=====

We have it, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 04:03 PM (0OHXL)

We use it when we go camping. Used it in Denali State Park last week, and it worked like a charm. We even have a telescoping flag pole to raise it on if the trees are too tall. It's just really odd watching MLB on TV in the boonies.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 04:05 PM (bl07w)

202 201
We use it when we go camping. Used it in Denali State Park last week, and it worked like a charm. We even have a telescoping flag pole to raise it on if the trees are too tall. It's just really odd watching MLB on TV in the boonies.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 04:05 PM (bl07w)

======

I've heard that cruise lines will take your equipment if you sneak the smaller models onto their boats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 04:06 PM (0OHXL)

203 Trump's breeth stinks so bad it could bee used as a Bioweapins.!!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt
.......

I hesitate to comment until Dorcas Blimline weighs in.
Posted by: wth
.......

Bitch, stop stealing my lines!
Posted by: Dorcas Blimline
......

All is well with the world.

Posted by: wth at June 12, 2026 04:06 PM (UjdFS)

204 A large percentage of male patients who survived, had sustained low testosterone for months and some with prolonged erectile dysfunction.

That's not true! My shame noodle was in the pool!

Posted by: Graham Platner at June 12, 2026 04:06 PM (Riz8t)

205 Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2026 04:04 PM (Ot/FD)

In fairness, Gassy Neil said that quote over a decade ago.
He was retarded then and we could have told him at the time. I assume he is still retarded today.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 12, 2026 04:06 PM (XWPh2)

206 The best boobies are the ones attached to your wife.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2026 03:59 PM

Read this once
I don't know, I haven't seen them all yet

Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2026 04:06 PM (Ia/+0)

207 I mean, that has to be the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Neil, he is using his other companies and the launch of satellites by SpaceX itself to finance that exploration.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 12, 2026


***
Not to mention the "no return on that investment" line. Neil, baby, that tech that will monitor you and help keep you alive in the ICU when you have that heart attack that's coming? That tech was developed during the original space program, 1961-1974.

There is plenty of "return" on the exploration and exploitation of space.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 12, 2026 04:06 PM (wzUl9)

208
Capture one asteroid and suddenly rare and precious metals are not that rare or precious...

Posted by: steevy


That's the action that'd I'd love to see occur.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 12, 2026 04:06 PM (ixS3i)

209 Not yet. Just video-looked over another house candidate. It had no basement and was kinda small, so I'm moving on to another; we'll view it on Sunday. This one has a front enclosed porch, a basement (unfinished), and gas heat, as well as a 1-car garage. Nice neighborhood with a local breakfast and lunch place within a leg-stretching walk, too.
==
yeah, you def need a basement in Indiana - nadoes

Posted by: my two cents at June 12, 2026 04:06 PM (anL5R)

210 For a glorified science museum gift store manager, that guy sure does possess delusions of grandeur.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 12, 2026 04:01 PM


Grandeur? The guy has delusions of adequacy.

Posted by: Dorcas Blimline at June 12, 2026 04:06 PM (znGuc)

211 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 12, 2026 04:01 PM (wzUl9)

Wolfus, sorry if I'm broaching a too-personal topic, and feel free to ignore this question if you wish (or to tell me to eff off), but will Miss Linda be joining you in the Hoosier State?

Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026 04:06 PM (77rzZ)

212
Only when he begs for it.

Posted by: Sand Flies at June 12, 2026 03:57 PM (3g5Xe)

I thought this was answering a different question

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2026 04:06 PM (eLjOt)

213 Oh, ten to fifteen years, at least, since they were banished.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 12, 2026 04:03 PM (ixS3i)


Maybe 10. 15 would mean before I started blogging here, and that isn't the case, unless my senility is progressing faster than I thought.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 12, 2026 04:07 PM (iERP6)

214 How's the service? Any rain-fade issues like I used to get with Dish TV?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher


Not at all.
The few times I have lost service, it's been an outhouse floater. I mean real hard. And it only lasts until the cell passes. And I know exactly what you are asking. I used to have direct tv. And it's 100% better.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2026 04:07 PM (+gsxO)

215 How much is the Starlink equipment?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 12, 2026 04:07 PM (rYvai)

216 Noon in June in Alaska. How can you tell besides looking at a clock??
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2026 04:03 PM (Gqar

That's about the time the sun backlights my computer screen, reminding me it's time to get off my ass and do some wifing.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 04:08 PM (bl07w)

217 Anybody remember Artemis?

Neil is correct. We can produce a Mars mission faster and cheaper than SpaceX.

Posted by: NASA Studios in Burbank, CA at June 12, 2026 04:08 PM (3g5Xe)

218 Capture one asteroid and suddenly rare and precious metals are not that rare or precious...

Posted by: steevy

That's the action that'd I'd love to see occur.
======
way to crash the global economy.

Posted by: Gravity is an problem at June 12, 2026 04:08 PM (anL5R)

219 Nothing says, "I am the science" like a presumptive presidential pardon.

Posted by: Halfhand at June 12, 2026 04:08 PM (HjaZ4)

220 Damn it! Off lefty sock!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2026 04:08 PM (znGuc)

221
I think one of Mitt's relatives was involved with Ukraine bigly

Posted by: Smell the Glove


One or more of his lads -- Chip, Drip, Condom Slip, or some such

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 12, 2026 04:08 PM (ixS3i)

222 "I'm releasing never-before-seen intelligence revealing new evidence of past US government funding for more than 120 biolabs in over 30 countries, including Ukraine," she posted on X."


The way I read this is anyone who was diagnosed with covid or their families can file a claim if they died from covid has a potential tort claim against the US government because they illegally funded biological research outside of the US to evade laws. That was done in the performance of their duties and with the backing of the the obama, Trump and biden administrations.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 12, 2026 04:09 PM (0N4FZ)

223 yeah, you def need a basement in Indiana - nadoes
Posted by: my two cents at June 12, 2026 04:06 PM (anL5R)

. . . stocked with chainsaws too, for the ever possible Sharknadoes.

Posted by: Ian Ziering at June 12, 2026 04:09 PM (wVcYX)

224 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at June 12, 2026 04:09 PM (hwrq1)

225 $130 a month was what I thought Starlink cost. But their lowest level of Internet, 100Mbps, is only $55 a month -- about half what I'm paying Cox.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 12, 2026 04:09 PM (wzUl9)

226 In fairness, Gassy Neil said that quote over a decade ago.
He was retarded then and we could have told him at the time. I assume he is still retarded today.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 12, 2026 04:06 PM (XWPh2)

Ah, well, such is life. To be proved a shitwit by future events is easy.

To make a career out of it takes real talent.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2026 04:10 PM (Ot/FD)

227 216 Noon in June in Alaska. How can you tell besides looking at a clock??
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2026 04:03 PM (Gqar

That's about the time the sun backlights my computer screen, reminding me it's time to get off my ass and do some wifing.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 04:08 PM (bl07w)

I wa up in Denali a few years back, in June. I thought that it would take some getting used to.

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2026 04:10 PM (Gqar8)

228 How much is the Starlink equipment?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 12, 2026


***
Their AI chat support insisted that the hardware is included in the monthly charge. So, zero.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 12, 2026 04:10 PM (wzUl9)

229 Yeah I'd say a good 9 years

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2026 04:10 PM (eLjOt)

230 227 216 Noon in June in Alaska. How can you tell besides looking at a clock??
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2026 04:03 PM (Gqar

That's about the time the sun backlights my computer screen, reminding me it's time to get off my ass and do some wifing.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 04:08 PM (bl07w)

I wa up in Denali a few years back, in June. I thought that it would take some getting used to.

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2026 04:10 PM (Gqar

=======

One could get...

Insomnia.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 04:10 PM (0OHXL)

231 "Hey, Bro, good to see you up here in Nome. What time is it?"

"I have no idea. But my wife will. Alask'er."

Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026 04:11 PM (77rzZ)

232 >>Anyone found to do gain of function research should be executed and with a very expansive notion of what kind of function is

What do we do when the entire federal government was involved in gain of function research?

Fauci was the face of it but he was far from the only one. They all knew from day 1 they created the virus that poisoned the world.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2026 04:11 PM (viF8m)

233 I’d like to hear about the latency on Starlink.
It’s supposed to lower due to closer orbit, but not as snappy as fiber or cable.

Is it as noticeable as on Hughesnet or similar?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 12, 2026 04:11 PM (6ydKt)

234 Holy crap! Most amazing of all; it's in The Atlantic.

How Britain Became as Poor as Mississippi: A case study in self-sabotage

One generation ago, Britain was a major global power; today, it is a middling one, gripped by sclerosis. Taxation is at the highest level since World War II, yet public services have deteriorated. The National Health Service, the celebrated pillar of the British cradle-to-grave welfare state, has a backlog of 6 million patients—almost a tenth of the population—waiting for treatment. The health service now has to spend more money settling maternity-malpractice claims than it does on actually providing maternity care. Many Brits can neither obtain an appointment with a publicly funded dentist nor afford a private one; in a 2023 survey, one in 10 reported doing DIY dental work, in extreme cases extracting their own teeth or gluing broken crowns back together.


https://archive.is/6q9Gp

Posted by: Archimedes at June 12, 2026 04:11 PM (Riz8t)

235 How much is the Starlink equipment?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 12, 2026 04:07 PM (rYvai)

$20

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2026 04:11 PM (eLjOt)

236 Why would we want to play around with "Gain of Function" regarding viruses and diseases?

Odds are that Murphy's Law will prevail because clowns like Fauci will evenly screw up and allow some virus escape from the Lab (Wuhan) and really cause havoc on the world..

Fauci should be imprisoned for crimes against humanity on the same level as the Nazi's who also played around with this stuff.

Posted by: Jackson K. at June 12, 2026 04:12 PM (38587)

237 230
One could get...

Insomnia.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 04:10 PM (0OHXL)

Or so Pacino says.

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2026 04:12 PM (Gqar8)

238 The best boobies are the ones attached to your wife.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
.......

She's looking over your shoulder right now, eh?

Posted by: wth at June 12, 2026 04:12 PM (UjdFS)

239 I hesitate to comment until Dorcas Blimline weighs in.
Posted by: wth
.......

Bitch, stop stealing my lines!
Posted by: Dorcas Blimline
......

All is well with the world.

Posted by: wth at June 12, 2026 04:06 PM

I honestly didn't see your comment before I posted that. Horde Mind is strong.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2026 04:12 PM (znGuc)

240
way to crash the global economy.

Posted by: Gravity is an problem


Capture 'em on the dark side of the Moon, process 'em there, and send "home" the refined products.

I'm not saying that it would be all rosy, but the change in mindsets would be immense.

I thought that I read that Spain bringing back so much gold and silver from the Americas caused a substantial economic dislocation at the time.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 12, 2026 04:12 PM (ixS3i)

241 How much is the Starlink equipment?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport


I paid $500 four years ago.
Some people are claiming they are getting charged a $1500 congestion fee. You would have to go yo their website and plug in your address.

If you have other options, Starlink might not be right for you. For those of us without another option, it's a lifesaver.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2026 04:12 PM (+gsxO)

242 Bad news.

California Democratic Party
@CA_Dem
You’re not allowed to watch the World Cup if you’ve ever voted against immigration.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 04:12 PM (ndZc7)

243 "Hey, Bro, good to see you up here in Nome. What time is it?"

"Uh... June?"

Posted by: gKWVE at June 12, 2026 04:12 PM (XWPh2)

244
What do we do when the entire federal government was involved in gain of function research?
==
Hold on a minute. We outsourced it to the Chinese! Its not our fault they didn't follow the safety guidelines!!!!

Posted by: Toni and Ralph at June 12, 2026 04:13 PM (anL5R)

245 Wolfus, sorry if I'm broaching a too-personal topic, and feel free to ignore this question if you wish (or to tell me to eff off), but will Miss Linda be joining you in the Hoosier State?
Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026


***
Doesn't look like it. Her latest technique is either to ignore the concept entirely, or -- when I force her to look at a house's pictures on Realtor -- to bring up the negatives immediately, with no mention of positives. I told her I could see what she was doing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 12, 2026 04:13 PM (wzUl9)

246 The best boobies are the ones attached to your wife.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
.......

She's looking over your shoulder right now, eh?
Posted by: wth


Blink fast if she's there.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2026 04:13 PM (+gsxO)

247 As Ace would say, I simply shan't believe it.

I have it on no less of an authority than Senator Mitt Romney on 13 March 22 who posted in response to Gabbards statement asserting there were US Biolabs in Ukraine "Tulsi Gabbard is parroting false Russian propaganda. Her treasonous lies may well cost lives."

If we can't believe Mitt Romney, who can we believe?
Posted by: Dantes at June 12, 2026 04:02 PM (IZ7RB)

For god's sake Victoria Newland testified in Congress on Camera about how worried she was that Russia would capture our Biolabs in the Ukraine.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 12, 2026 04:13 PM (uhVAy)

248 234 in a 2023 survey, one in 10 reported doing DIY dental work, in extreme cases extracting their own teeth or gluing broken crowns back together.

https://archive.is/6q9Gp

Posted by: Archimedes at June 12, 2026 04:11 PM (Riz8t)

======

Theory:

The left has become post-policy. No actual policy matters to them anymore, and they will turn on any policy for any reason at any time. This also means they will return to vigorous defense of previously held policy positions at the drop of a hat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 04:13 PM (0OHXL)

249
One could get...

Insomnia.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films


A tale well told to leave you in...

Anxiety.

-- several Bob & Ray comedy sketches

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 12, 2026 04:14 PM (ixS3i)

250 242 Bad news.

California Democratic Party
@CA_Dem
You’re not allowed to watch the World Cup if you’ve ever voted against immigration.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 04:12 PM (ndZc7)

====

This makes sense.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 04:14 PM (0OHXL)

251 I paid $500 four years ago.
Some people are claiming they are getting charged a $1500 congestion fee. You would have to go yo their website and plug in your address.

If you have other options, Starlink might not be right for you. For those of us without another option, it's a lifesaver.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2026


***
On their website I plug in my current address: $55/month. I plug in a possible address in Indiana: $55/month.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 12, 2026 04:14 PM (wzUl9)

252 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 12, 2026 04:13 PM (wzUl9)

I'm sorry. She sounds like a good woman, so I hope you two can work something out.

Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026 04:14 PM (77rzZ)

253 California Democratic Party
@CA_Dem
You’re not allowed to watch the World Cup if you’ve ever voted against immigration.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 04:12 PM (ndZc7)

====


Deal

Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2026 04:14 PM (FtULh)

254 242 You’re not allowed to watch the World Cup if you’ve ever voted against immigration.

Now I'm gonna watch it just to spite 'em.

Nah, I'm just kiddin'. Like I would ever watch kickyball LOL.

Posted by: Delurker at June 12, 2026 04:15 PM (gtcuf)

255 Lenin "socialized medicine is the arch of the socialist system". Orwell is saying "I told you assholes"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 12, 2026 04:15 PM (IiEl1)

256 I thought that I read that Spain bringing back so much gold and silver from the Americas caused a substantial economic dislocation at the time.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 12, 2026 04:12 PM (ixS3i)

That, and then shipping all that gold, and men off to Austria and Germany to fight wars continually for a century.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 12, 2026 04:15 PM (uhVAy)

257 You’re not allowed to watch the World Cup if you’ve ever voted against immigration.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 04:12 PM (ndZc7)

Whatever will I do

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2026 04:15 PM (eLjOt)

258
@CA_Dem
You’re not allowed to watch the World Cup if you’ve ever voted against immigration.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy


Oh, my...

You brutes...

Stop...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 12, 2026 04:15 PM (ixS3i)

259 End of the month, I believe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

At the risk of opinionating, I thought she was pretty good.
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2026 03:43 PM (Gqar

The previous administration deemed her an enemy of the state and had undercover sky marshals on her domestic flights. There were other outrages, too. I still think putting someone in charge of a department that had been targeted by said department is an idea that should be deployed more often..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 12, 2026 04:15 PM (nbLIj)

260 Noon in June in Alaska. How can you tell besides looking at a clock??
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2026 04:03 PM (Gqar

That's about the time the sun backlights my computer screen, reminding me it's time to get off my ass and do some wifing.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 04:08 PM (bl07w)

I wa up in Denali a few years back, in June. I thought that it would take some getting used to.

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2026 04:10 PM


We were stationed on Adak Alaska and would have midnight softball tournaments in June.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 12, 2026 04:15 PM (0N4FZ)

261 The left has become post-policy. No actual policy matters to them anymore, and they will turn on any policy for any reason at any time. This also means they will return to vigorous defense of previously held policy positions at the drop of a hat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 04:13 PM (0OHXL)

You can never bitchslap the same commie twice.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2026 04:16 PM (Ot/FD)

262 How much is the Starlink equipment?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 12, 2026

***
Their AI chat support insisted that the hardware is included in the monthly charge. So, zero.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 12, 2026


***
I add that they do list a one-time fee of $20, so I guess that's what it is. But they say the monthly fee includes the ongoing rental.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 12, 2026 04:16 PM (wzUl9)

263 90 A redhead with darkened areolas instead of rosy pale pinkish??
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2026 03:42 PM

Jen is not a real redhead.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2026 03:48 PM (1qjA0)
=======
Maybe a tranny? I always thought that dude was odd looking.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at June 12, 2026 04:16 PM (JNTt1)

264 Ana "The Refrigerator" Navarro's already talkin' smack about JD Vance appearing on The Spew.

Classy, Ms. Piggy.

Posted by: Delurker at June 12, 2026 04:16 PM (gtcuf)

265
At the risk of opinionating, I thought she was pretty good.
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2026 03:43 PM (Gqar

Me too.. I like Tulsi

Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2026 04:16 PM (FtULh)

266 California Democratic Party
@CA_Dem
You’re not allowed to watch the World Cup if you’ve ever voted against immigration.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 04:12 PM


Dafuq does that even mean?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2026 04:17 PM (znGuc)

267 Why would we want to play around with "Gain of Function" regarding viruses and diseases?

Odds are that Murphy's Law will prevail because clowns like Fauci will evenly screw up and allow some virus escape from the Lab (Wuhan) and really cause havoc on the world..

Fauci should be imprisoned for crimes against humanity on the same level as the Nazi's who also played around with this stuff.
Posted by: Jackson K. at June 12, 2026 04:12 PM (38587)

Fauci tried to sell it to the Pentagon. They told him to GTFO.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 12, 2026 04:17 PM (uhVAy)

268 Speaking of Russki disinformation . . .

Jerry Dunleavy IV
@JerryDunleavy
Four years ago today, Politico published its infamous “Hunter Biden story is Russian disinfo” article. The bullshit Hunter Biden laptop letter — signed by 50+ ex-intel officials — falsely claimed Russian involvement. The October Surprise goal was to help Joe Biden defeat Trump.

-
Hunter today.

HUNTER BIDEN: “The only thing that the laptop proved…is that I was a degenerate crackhead doing degenerate crackhead things.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 04:17 PM (ndZc7)

269 I'm sorry. She sounds like a good woman, so I hope you two can work something out.
Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026


***
She is good, and I hope as the time gets closer she'll rethink her stance. But you can't discuss something with someone who won't talk about it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 12, 2026 04:17 PM (wzUl9)

270 194 Capture one asteroid and suddenly rare and precious metals are not that rare or precious...
Posted by: steevy at June 12, 2026 04:04 PM (YwEeS)

You're not doing it right.
--De Beers Group

Posted by: No Name Today at June 12, 2026 04:17 PM (8mulE)

271 266 California Democratic Party
@CA_Dem
You’re not allowed to watch the World Cup if you’ve ever voted against immigration.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 04:12 PM

Dafuq does that even mean?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2026 04:17 PM (znGuc)

=======

"Football is the sport of the oppressed masses that deserve claim on all the land in America because borders are racist constructs of English common law."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 04:17 PM (0OHXL)

272 California Democratic Party
@CA_Dem
You’re not allowed to watch the World Cup if you’ve ever voted against immigration.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 04:12 PM

Dafuq does that even mean?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2026 04:17 PM (znGuc)

They never let us vote on Immigration. I wish they did.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 12, 2026 04:17 PM (uhVAy)

273 Just got a Starlink mini.
It cost $250.
And it's $55 a month.
Been camping in the middle of nowhere.
Works great.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 12, 2026 04:17 PM (hwrq1)

274 Ana "The Refrigerator" Navarro's already talkin' smack about JD Vance appearing on The Spew.

Classy, Ms. Piggy.
Posted by: Delurker at June 12, 2026


***
Cool nickname. Because of her size, or because we know she's being kept alive by one?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 12, 2026 04:18 PM (wzUl9)

275 .... shouldn't they be mad about people who voted against legal day laborers and work related travel visas?

...
Are all these kickball players going to stay here when the world cup is over?

That might make their managers angry....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2026 04:18 PM (Ot/FD)

276 I’d like to hear about the latency on Starlink.
It’s supposed to lower due to closer orbit, but not as snappy as fiber or cable.

Is it as noticeable as on Hughesnet or similar?
Posted by: SpeakingOf


Speed test - 176 Mbps down, 33 Mbps up, 56 ms
That's on a cell phone via wifi. I'm not close to the desktop that's hard wired into the router.

Both wife & I were able to work from home, surf, teams meetings. Movies. No issues.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2026 04:18 PM (+gsxO)

277 I thought that I read that Spain bringing back so much gold and silver from the Americas caused a substantial economic dislocation at the time.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 12, 2026 04:12 PM (ixS3i)

Ya think?

Posted by: Incas, Aztecs, and Mayans at June 12, 2026 04:19 PM (fBXgl)

278 253 California Democratic Party
@CA_Dem
You’re not allowed to watch the World Cup if you’ve ever voted against immigration.

I didn't realize that all the World Cup players are illegal aliens and drug or child traffickers, murderers or rapists who want to stay here permanently .

P.S the California Dem party is stupid.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2026 04:19 PM (rZCVI)

279
Me too.. I like Tulsi

Posted by: It's me donna


She focused and she delivered.

It has to suck once the former target refocuses the behemoth's sights over to you, her former tormentors.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 12, 2026 04:19 PM (ixS3i)

280 273 Just got a Starlink mini.
It cost $250.
And it's $55 a month.
Been camping in the middle of nowhere.
Works great.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 12, 2026 04:17 PM (hwrq1)

I don’t know anything about Starlink. How do channels work? Speak to me like you would a child.

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2026 04:19 PM (Gqar8)

281 yeah, you def need a basement in Indiana - nadoes
Posted by: my two cents
--------

Worth it though...'Moonlght on the Wabash'

Posted by: Paul Dresser at June 12, 2026 04:19 PM (XeU6L)

282 274 Ana "The Refrigerator" Navarro's already talkin' smack about JD Vance appearing on The Spew.

Classy, Ms. Piggy.
Posted by: Delurker at June 12, 2026

======

Prediction:

Vance is going to get the best of every actual argument, but the women will scream, call him a liar, and not let him talk after a certain point.

And BlueSky will say that they totes showed how he was wrong using logic and facts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 04:19 PM (0OHXL)

283 Hunter today.

HUNTER BIDEN: “The only thing that the laptop proved…is that I was a degenerate crackhead doing degenerate crackhead things.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 04:17 PM (ndZc7)

Thank you Captain “Failed The Drug Test” Obvious.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 12, 2026 04:19 PM (6ydKt)

284 There is plenty of "return" on the exploration and exploitation of space.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 12, 2026

I earned a little bit on it today! I will be Scrooge McDuck in no time!

Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2026 04:20 PM (OoFl2)

285 Yeah I remember some stuff that used to be on the Sec State archives (wayback). Black and Veatch did a bunch of biolabs in Ukraine for exactly 2 million each. Crazy shit, gone now.

Always be sure to wipe your servers.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 12, 2026 04:20 PM (w6EFb)

286 Capture 'em on the dark side of the Moon, process 'em there, and send "home" the refined products.

I'm not saying that it would be all rosy, but the change in mindsets would be immense.
======
The devaluation caused by a vast new supply would definitely wreak havoc - even assuming you overcome the science and engineering problems. Look up 16psyche. It is between mars and jupiter. Its about 140 miles wide. It is maybe a protoplanet that didnt quite make it, or got blasted. It has a lot of metal in it instead of ice. Iron, gold platinum. estimated in current dollars on current prices many hundred quintillions. So if the space aliens are real, and they tow it to the dark side of the moon for use and set up smelting/processing. It'll devalue a lot of assets.

Posted by: Disclosure Day - sell your gold!!!! at June 12, 2026 04:20 PM (anL5R)

287 HUNTER BIDEN: “The only thing that the laptop proved…is that I was a degenerate crackhead doing degenerate crackhead things.”

Like lying about what the laptop showed additional evidence of, like trading influence with Burisma, kicking back 10% to the Big Guy (you know, the thing), losing blackmailable intel to whoever picked it up...
Kinda goes beyond just sucking the glass dick, Hunter.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 12, 2026 04:20 PM (XWPh2)

288 California Democratic Party
@CA_Dem
You’re not allowed to watch the World Cup if you’ve ever voted against immigration.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 04:12 PM

Dafuq does that even mean?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Same thing as, "if you support ICE, you can't eat at a Mexican restaurant".

Means they're full of shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2026 04:20 PM (+gsxO)

289 "Football is the sport of the oppressed masses that deserve claim on all the land in America because borders are racist constructs of English common law."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 04:17 PM


F*ck that. It's 3rd world metric kickball. And ghey.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2026 04:20 PM (znGuc)

290 But nothing will be done to these traitors-nothing.

Posted by: TJ jackson at June 12, 2026 04:20 PM (bXvrr)

291 Archimedes before I read it, England has been swamped be foreigners who suck funds from tax money.
Free heathcare isn't free,
And wouldn't doubt like us, Leftists are stealing public money taxes

Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2026 04:21 PM (Ia/+0)

292
I don’t know anything about Starlink. How do channels work? Speak to me like you would a child.
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2026 04:19 PM

It’s internet. WiFi.

Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2026 04:21 PM (OoFl2)

293
Ya think?

Posted by: Incas, Aztecs, and Mayans


Well, for you guys it was a jobs program -- jobs in the fields, jobs in the mines, jobs, jobs, jobs!

Quitcherbitchin'

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 12, 2026 04:21 PM (ixS3i)

294 yeah, you def need a basement in Indiana - nadoes
Posted by: my two cents
--------

And, ammo, if it is Gary, IN.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2026 04:21 PM (XeU6L)

295 By sheer coincidence, just last night I watched the 1977 David Cronenberg horror film "Rabid," starring porn actress Marilyn Chambers. (Side note: She's actually a pretty good non-porn actress, too.)

The plot is...basically, this Covid-19 post.

Marilyn gets in an accident, needs plastic surgery, gets taken to a clinic where they do an experimental procedure involving some kinds bio-engineered stem cells, she "recovers" -- but is now infected with a rabies-like virus, which she (and this is what the movie is infamous for) injects into people with a sort of steel-tipped penis that emerges from a new vagina in her armpit.

Then the bio-engineered virus spreads throughout the population, and martial law is declared, and fascist totalitarianism descends upon the land. The end.

So yeah, a very prescient film about what really happened with Covid-19. (Except for the steel-tipped penis part. Or...are they hiding that from us too???)

Posted by: zombie at June 12, 2026 04:21 PM (Av6i5)

296

Ace 👉🏼 Wikipedia, Ukraine bioweapons conspiracy theory: Revision history
Article Talk

Modifications to article by Humanengr June 6, 5, 3, 1, May 31, 30 and 28. And Feb 6th.
JPRG 1966, May 23rd and AlereyJhrulev on May 13

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 12, 2026 04:21 PM (NFX2v)

297 There is plenty of "return" on the exploration and exploitation of space.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Tang.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2026 04:21 PM (+gsxO)

298 Same thing as, "if you support ICE, you can't eat at a Mexican restaurant".

Means they're full of shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2026 04:20 PM (+gsxO)

"If you oppose rape and murder, you can't eat at the restaurants of this race I'm not even a member of!"

...

And *we're* the racist ones?!?!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2026 04:22 PM (Ot/FD)

299 I don’t know anything about Starlink. How do channels work? Speak to me like you would a child.
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2026 04:19 PM (Gqar

It's a satellite internet connection. An ISP. No channels involved. Maybe you are thinking of it like Direct TV or Dish Network?

Posted by: No Name Today at June 12, 2026 04:22 PM (8mulE)

300 Posted by: E Jean Carroll at June 12, 2026 03:46 PM (XWPh2)

At the movie theater the other night, they had an advert that said "Ask E Jean ". So she is touring the country * cough * telling her story, * cough *.

I'm sure the danger hair and loose stool leftist will believe every lie.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 12, 2026 04:22 PM (IYeV+)

301 And THIS reparations-seeking Congresswoman isn't even a member of the Squad! THIS is their B team.

Posted by: mnw at June 12, 2026 04:22 PM (RCjYY)

302 she "recovers" -- but is now infected with a rabies-like virus, which she (and this is what the movie is infamous for) injects into people with a sort of steel-tipped penis that emerges from a new vagina in her armpit.

Oh come on! Not that old trope again.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 12, 2026 04:22 PM (Riz8t)

303 Always be sure to wipe your servers.
Posted by: Miley
------

This.

Posted by: Hillary at June 12, 2026 04:23 PM (XeU6L)

304
I earned a little bit on it today! I will be Scrooge McDuck in no time!

Posted by: Piper


By what devilry were you able to invest when you have crossed over?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 12, 2026 04:23 PM (ixS3i)

305 Speed test - 176 Mbps down, 33 Mbps up, 56 ms
That's on a cell phone via wifi. I'm not close to the desktop that's hard wired into the router.

Both wife & I were able to work from home, surf, teams meetings. Movies. No issues.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2026 04:18 PM (+gsxO)

I’ve heard it’s pretty good latency wise.

I’d assume people would only have problems when playing online games where the latency becomes noticeable.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 12, 2026 04:23 PM (6ydKt)

306 I don’t know anything about Starlink. How do channels work? Speak to me like you would a child.

Hey baby, want a good time?

Posted by: Bulgarian couple at June 12, 2026 04:23 PM (Riz8t)

307 And now a word from Board of Pardons and Parole in Texas . . .

https://tinyurl.com/5entsfwe

https://tinyurl.com/2yt73unh

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 04:23 PM (ndZc7)

308 Everyone of those who came by plane, train or automobile (and also ship/boat) for FIFA better be back out of the USA as soon as it's over.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 12, 2026 04:24 PM (NFX2v)

309 California Democratic Party
@CA_Dem
You’re not allowed to watch the World Cup if you’ve ever voted against immigration.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 04:12 PM (ndZc7)

Can someone get me another immigration vote, please. I don't even want to hear about the fucking world cup.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 12, 2026 04:24 PM (zZu0s)

310 Wolfus, whatever happens, Godspeed to you. You strike me as a very good man.

Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026 04:24 PM (77rzZ)

311 308 Everyone of those who came by plane, train or automobile (and also ship/boat) for FIFA better be back out of the USA as soon as it's over.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 12, 2026 04:24 PM (NFX2v)

====

Except for Freddy from Germany.

I think he can stay.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 04:24 PM (0OHXL)

312 Oh come on! Not that old trope again.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 12, 2026 04:22 PM (Riz8t)

Everybody steals from Casablanca.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2026 04:24 PM (Ot/FD)

313 Late to the party . All anyone needs to find information about the biolabs is ask Victoria Nuland. This scrunt knows where they are and how they were funded.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2026 04:24 PM (5P5DO)

314 Lefties the UK were crowing when it looked like England might win some kick ball tournament a while back. About how without the African players it would not be happening.

Posted by: steevy at June 12, 2026 04:25 PM (YwEeS)

315 ed by: tubal at June 12, 2026 04:19 PM (Gqar

Look at it like this. It's no different than any other internet service, it just comes. From space, and ypu need a sort of satellite dish.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 12, 2026 04:25 PM (Vvh2V)

316 Hi Ben Had!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 12, 2026 04:25 PM (wKZDk)

317 Speak to me like you would a child.

Hey baby, want a good time?
Posted by: Bulgarian couple


Mini-golf clap.

Posted by: zombie at June 12, 2026 04:25 PM (Av6i5)

318 I don’t know anything about Starlink. How do channels work? Speak to me like you would a child.
Posted by: tubal



No channels. Not different than AT&T internet.

It is just a hook up to the internet. No more.
You need everything else to surf. Fortunately, with Amazon Prime I have access to movies. Also have Paramount+.
I prefer it because I'm only paying for what I watch.
No 100 channels of Mexican telenovas. No 100 channels of shop from home.

It's just an on-ramp to the internet.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2026 04:25 PM (+gsxO)

319 "@CA_Dem
You're not allowed to watch the World Cup if you've ever voted against immigration."


Because... all World Cup participants are immigrants? Is that the logic? The stupidity, it burns!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 12, 2026 04:25 PM (oji8u)

320 she "recovers" -- but is now infected with a rabies-like virus, which she (and this is what the movie is infamous for) injects into people with a sort of steel-tipped penis that emerges from a new vagina in her armpit.

Oh come on! Not that old trope again.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 12, 2026 04:22 PM (Riz8t)

Is her name 'Brooke' by any chance, because I think i knew her in college.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 12, 2026 04:25 PM (zZu0s)

321 Wolfus, whatever happens, Godspeed to you. You strike me as a very good man.
Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026 04:24 PM (77rzZ)

Ditto.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2026 04:25 PM (wVcYX)

322 I continue to be amazed at the price of food in IN compared to here. This local restaurant I mentioned that is near my current candidate home has their menu online. $3.25 for one egg and a slice of toast; $3.75 for two eggs. One egg, choice of meat, and toast, $5.50; $6 for two eggs. You can pretty much double all those prices for the same stuff around here.

I found the same thing to be true in Salina, KS.

When I move, my food and car insurance costs are gonna drop quite a bit.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 12, 2026 04:26 PM (wzUl9)

323 It may take awhile but space can eventually provide a return on investment with asteroid mining.

Space tourism could eventually make money but that’s some serious upfront capital expenditure to get there.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 12, 2026 04:27 PM (6ydKt)

324 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 04:23 PM (ndZc7)

It amazes me the kind of vile stuff people will post on social media under their own name

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2026 04:27 PM (rZCVI)

325 Look at it like this. It's no different than any other internet service, it just comes. From space, and ypu need a sort of satellite dish.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 12, 2026 04:25 PM (Vvh2V)

You know what else came from space?

Posted by: Triffids, Andromeda Strain, Plan 9, Body Snatchers . . . at June 12, 2026 04:27 PM (wVcYX)

326 Stop using a Wickedpedia. Use Grokapedia.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 12, 2026 04:27 PM (gb3qv)

327 1 Wolfus, whatever happens, Godspeed to you. You strike me as a very good man.
Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026
*
Ditto.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2026


***
Aw, shucks. I'm trying.

(Mrs. Wolfus No. 2, of course, would sometimes reply, "Very trying --")

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 12, 2026 04:27 PM (wzUl9)

328 HUNTER BIDEN: “The only thing that the laptop proved…is that I was a degenerate crackhead doing degenerate crackhead things.
==
This is how you KNOW it proved a lot more than that. If they admit the least of it, and try to dismiss the rest of it.

Tediously obvious ploy at this point.

Posted by: Sure Hunter - we're all as stupid as the rest of your family at June 12, 2026 04:28 PM (anL5R)

329 304
I earned a little bit on it today! I will be Scrooge McDuck in no time!

Posted by: Piper

By what devilry were you able to invest when you have crossed over?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 12, 2026 04:23 PM (ixS3i)

I have been told I was speaking too often out of turn and have had to sign an NDA. Sorry about that!

Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2026 04:28 PM (OoFl2)

330 SMH !!! Hugs to both of you.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2026 04:28 PM (5P5DO)

331 Ah, thanks for all the Starlink responses everybody. I really did not know the details of it. I don't know a lot about a lot of things. The HQ has proved to be a good teacher - for good and well, I'll let that slide.

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2026 04:28 PM (Gqar8)

332 Wolfus, whatever happens, Godspeed to you. You strike me as a very good man.
Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026 04:24 PM (77rzZ)

Ever get the vid tour today, Wolfus?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 12, 2026 04:28 PM (1Ff7Z)

333 Because... all World Cup participants are immigrants? Is that the logic? The stupidity, it burns!
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 12, 2026 04:25 PM (oji8u)

They're to the point where they subconsciously mush the concepts of not-white, criminal, psychotic, and foreign into one huge catch-all category which they call "Good People". It's critical everything theory at the point of actual criticality. Don't think. Just lump.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2026 04:29 PM (Ot/FD)

334 Wonder what he's got?? From the CA Post -

Reality star turned Los Angeles mayoral candidate Spencer Pratt may have lost the battle in last week’s primary — but in a shocking new video — he’s announced he’s going to war.

Pratt claimed in a video released Friday that he has damning evidence that would force the two Democrat candidates — “morons” Mayor Karen Bass and socialist city councilmember Nithya Raman — to resign.

“If you think we uncovered a lot of fraud and evil in this campaign, just wait,” he said, as video clips, memes, and AI-generated content drive his narrative of a broken city that’s only going to get worse.

Posted by: beckster at June 12, 2026 04:30 PM (kX27y)

335 Stop using a Wickedpedia. Use Grokapedia.
Posted by: Vengeance at June 12, 2026 04:27 PM (gb3qv)

With occasional diversionary forays over to . . .

Boobpedia

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2026 04:30 PM (wVcYX)

336 Stop using a Wickedpedia. Use Grokapedia.
Posted by: Vengeance

How are their maps? Because Wikipedia has crazy good maps.

Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026 04:30 PM (77rzZ)

337 >>>but is now infected with a rabies-like virus, which she (and this is what the movie is infamous for) injects into people with a sort of steel-tipped penis that emerges from a new vagina in her armpit.


OMG, I remember that sick movie. So Freudian.

Don't let her hug you.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 12, 2026 04:30 PM (w6EFb)

338 It's a satellite internet connection. An ISP. No channels involved. Maybe you are thinking of it like Direct TV or Dish Network?
Posted by: No Name Today at June 12, 2026


***
My current setup is pretty much an ISP, and my smart TV connects to it and offers up a lot of streaming material. I mostly use it for 'Net surfing on my laptop and desktop.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 12, 2026 04:30 PM (wzUl9)

339 I hate colds in the summer. Called in Tuesday. Felt better Wednesday. About the same yesterday. Sick as fuck today.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 12, 2026 04:30 PM (zZu0s)

340 Space tourism could eventually make money but that’s some serious upfront capital expenditure to get there.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 12, 2026 04:27 PM (6ydKt)

Zephyr Penoyre and Emily Sandford proposed a "spaceline". Spool out like 400000 kilometers of Kevlar. Tie one end to Sinus Medii on our moon. Go through the Earth/Moon L1 point (85% of the way to the Moon), dangle the rest of that role to maybe 110000 kilometers above us (and above GEO).
That takes a lot of the stress off getting to the Moon. Once hooked into the spaceline, you just ... take the elevator.
Replace Kevlar with some of the newer shit and you can dangle that to 90000 km.
Also the rope seems taut enough you could tether a yuuuge space station to the L1 midpoint.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 12, 2026 04:31 PM (XWPh2)

341 Greetings earth people.

Remember that Jesus will never lie to you, but the father of all lies will.

Praise to the God of Abraham and Jesus Christ His only Son.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 12, 2026 04:31 PM (ubBvx)

342 "Well, I always wondered why USDA put that agricultural station in the middle of lonesome outside Flat Rock, and then didn't even improve the road out there. Govern'mt always squandering our tax money."

Posted by: Project Wildfire at June 12, 2026 04:31 PM (nKjQb)

343 I do hope Spencer Pratt is armed or has watching his back and that of his family.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2026 04:31 PM (Nx5jP)

344 Psaki. Biden. Fauci. Jake Fapper.

"If their lips are moving they are lying," can be truthfully said about too damn many people in this country. Those four are like four granite crystals in a Mount Everest of Democrat/Media/Academic/Race Hustler/etc. liars in this country.

Posted by: Gref at June 12, 2026 04:31 PM (5rh/l)

345
Ever get the vid tour today, Wolfus?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 12, 2026


***
Sure did. The house is kinda small for the price, no basement or front porch, and it has modern electrics -- but that includes the heat. Probably not a cost-efficient solution in IN's winters.

The one I will tour on Sunday has gas heat.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 12, 2026 04:32 PM (wzUl9)

346 Hey baby, want a good time?
Posted by: Bulgarian couple at June 12, 2026 04:23 PM (Riz8t)

At least you asked, I guess.

Posted by: someone from Rotherham at June 12, 2026 04:32 PM (XWPh2)

347 "Well, I always wondered why USDA put that agricultural station in the middle of lonesome outside Flat Rock, and then didn't even improve the road out there. Govern'mt always squandering our tax money."
Posted by: Project Wildfire at June 12, 2026 04:31 PM (nKjQb)

Nice. I get that reference.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2026 04:32 PM (wVcYX)

348 In the armpit?

"Girl with the jade green eyes"

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 12, 2026 04:32 PM (cCXR+)

349 When I move, my food and car insurance costs are gonna drop quite a bit.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

We live in touristy areas, you more than me, so that drives it a bit.

I am sorry about Miss Linda. I also think you sound like a really great man, and those are rare. It’s tough - I wouldn’t want to leave the South, so I understand a little bit. And I don’t know if her career is based there, what her ties are, etc. As I said, it’s a tough one for sure.

Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2026 04:32 PM (OoFl2)

350 Craziest line from Pratt's video where he says it's war and he's going to prove the cheat:

“If you want to stop me, YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO FUCKING KILL ME.”

Posted by: beckster at June 12, 2026 04:32 PM (kX27y)

351 Classy.

Racist trolls post AI photos of themselves peeing on Austin Metcalf’s grave

https://tinyurl.com/4f5jwf5d

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 04:33 PM (ndZc7)

352 322 I continue to be amazed at the price of food in IN compared to here. This local restaurant I mentioned that is near my current candidate home has their menu online. $3.25 for one egg and a slice of toast; $3.75 for two eggs. One egg, choice of meat, and toast, $5.50; $6 for two eggs. You can pretty much double all those prices for the same stuff around here.

I found the same thing to be true in Salina, KS.

When I move, my food and car insurance costs are gonna drop quite a bit.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Typical restaurant menu in the Bay Area:

https://tinyurl.com/3r7k7sy8

STEAK FRITES $49 / $89
CÔTE DE PORC $48
NOIX ST JACQUES $49.50
ASSIETTE DE CHARCUTERIE $34
etc.

Posted by: zombie at June 12, 2026 04:33 PM (Av6i5)

353 Good on Pratt. He is a guy I would/will send money to.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2026 04:33 PM (5P5DO)

354 With occasional diversionary forays over to . . .

Boobpedia
Posted by: Count de Monet

I used to visit a site called Chickipedia. It even had Queen Elizabeth II's measurements.

That chick was stacked.

Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026 04:34 PM (77rzZ)

355 I hate colds in the summer. Called in Tuesday. Felt better Wednesday. About the same yesterday. Sick as fuck today.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 12, 2026


***
About the only thing I might miss about the drinking world is being able to have a few highballs when I'm sick. You don't get better any quicker, but you don't care.

Rest and take care of yourself!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 12, 2026 04:34 PM (wzUl9)

356 “If you want to stop me, YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO FUCKING KILL ME.”
Posted by: beckster at June 12, 2026 04:32 PM (kX27y)

Would that we had more people like that trying to represent us.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2026 04:34 PM (Ot/FD)

357 Texas corrections officer who posted that she wanted to see more dead white kids: fired.

I never fail to be amazed at the things stupid people will say on the net.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 12, 2026 04:34 PM (IG3/x)

358 I used to visit a site called Chickipedia. It even had Queen Elizabeth II's measurements.

That chick was stacked.
Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026


***
Those were probably metric measurements

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 12, 2026 04:35 PM (wzUl9)

359 England is going down the toilet
They can't even front a world class navy anymore

Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2026 04:35 PM (Ia/+0)

360 Texas corrections officer who posted that she wanted to see more dead white kids: fired.

I never fail to be amazed at the things stupid people will say on the net.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 12, 2026 04:34 PM (IG3/x)

How long have you been here?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 12, 2026 04:35 PM (dK+Kv)

361
Classy.

Racist trolls post AI photos of themselves peeing on Austin Metcalf’s grave

https://tinyurl.com/4f5jwf5d

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy


Electrify that brass marker. Put an end to it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 12, 2026 04:35 PM (ixS3i)

362 Racist trolls post AI photos of themselves [doing something I won't repeat]

I'm going to suggest they not do that, because this is going to encourage K. Anthony's fellow inmates to cut that guy's sentence short.
People in longterm stays have a commissary, I understand, and there are people on the outside who might feel like contributing. Or someone might just get angry at the bastard.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 12, 2026 04:36 PM (XWPh2)

363 Would that we had more people like that trying to represent us.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2026 04:34 PM (Ot/FD)

Exactly right.

Posted by: beckster at June 12, 2026 04:36 PM (kX27y)

364 Those were probably metric measurements
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 12, 2026 04:35 PM (wzUl9

It is, how you say, much much more than a cent a meter.

Posted by: The Paolo at June 12, 2026 04:36 PM (Ot/FD)

365 I used to visit a site called Chickipedia. It even had Queen Elizabeth II's measurements.

That chick was stacked.
Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026 04:34 PM (77rzZ)

That's a fact. She wasn't holding nothing back.
You could say she was a Brick House.
Mighty, mighty even.

Posted by: The Commodores at June 12, 2026 04:36 PM (wVcYX)

366 Tie one end to Sinus Medii on our moon.

===
Imma let you finish but, what knot? and how tie to Sinus Medii?

Posted by: Yo, I know some good fishing knots but not for a freaking space station at June 12, 2026 04:37 PM (anL5R)

367 341 Greetings earth people.

Remember that Jesus will never lie to you, but the father of all lies will.

Praise to the God of Abraham and Jesus Christ His only Son.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 12, 2026 04

I just want you to know I appreciate you.

Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2026 04:37 PM (OoFl2)

368 STEAK FRITES $49 / $89
CÔTE DE PORC $48
NOIX ST JACQUES $49.50
ASSIETTE DE CHARCUTERIE $34
etc.
Posted by: zombie


$49.00 for a $3.00 bag of french fries?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2026 04:37 PM (+gsxO)

369 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 04:12 PM (ndZc7)

The good thing about my not signing up for a Twitter account is that others have, and no doubt there are lots of replies to the stupid post from the CA Democrat party.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2026 04:38 PM (Nx5jP)

370 Guess the Corrections Officrr is a Black Racist or a Self H8rr

Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2026 04:39 PM (Ia/+0)

371 osted by: Piper at June 12, 2026 04:37 PM (OoFl2)

Back at you, Dear Lady.

Whether you are still here with us on Earth or not.

Hope that your youngest had a great 15th birthday.

Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026 04:40 PM (77rzZ)

372 Guess the Corrections Officrr is a Black Racist or a Self H8rr
Posted by: Skip


The first.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2026 04:40 PM (+gsxO)

373 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 12, 2026 04:18 PM (wzUl9)

Because when Ana Navarro met her future husband, upon entering his apartment for the first time, she cried out "How do you ever expect to satisfy me with that tiny little thing?"

To which he replied: "But, that's the largest refrigerator I could afford!"

Posted by: Delurker at June 12, 2026 04:40 PM (gtcuf)

374 SpaceX set to surpass value of Canada's economy

-
So I guess it's north of $25.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 04:41 PM (ndZc7)

375 That takes a lot of the stress off getting to the Moon. Once hooked into the spaceline, you just ... take the elevator.
Replace Kevlar with some of the newer shit and you can dangle that to 90000 km.
Also the rope seems taut enough you could tether a yuuuge space station to the L1 midpoint.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 12, 2026 04:31 PM (XWPh2)

Space elevator seems to be the dream.
At the current pace it will take decades to get to that point.

Most people are not going to want to ride a rocket to stay in a hotel space station or moon base.

So unless we invent antigravity tech, the elevator would be the best option for efficient transport to orbit and the moon.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 12, 2026 04:41 PM (6ydKt)

376 Posted by: Yo, I know some good fishing knots but not for a freaking space station at June 12, 2026 04:37 PM (anL5R)

Yeah, those two authors I mentioned dismissed the Earth/Moon eccentricity which is half Mars' (0.05ish) or the Earth's tides or the Sun's gravity (this last might be negligible). There are a lot of other questions I could pose like how to get 300000+ km of Zylon string from Earth to L1.
But tying it to the Moon might not be as bad as these other questions, because it's counterbalanced by string dangling toward Earth. I guess you bury the end of the string to the regolith and drop a big bomb on it, to make it glassy.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 12, 2026 04:42 PM (XWPh2)

377 Just checked. Boobpedia is a real site.

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2026 04:42 PM (Gqar8)

378 I am sorry about Miss Linda. I also think you sound like a really great man, and those are rare. It’s tough - I wouldn’t want to leave the South, so I understand a little bit. And I don’t know if her career is based there, what her ties are, etc. As I said, it’s a tough one for sure.
Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2026


***
She has no career and no family here. She just likes the place. (Insert WA shudder here)

Moving to a town I don't know and where I know almost no one is scary. But, "Feel the fear and do it anyway."

(I think MadameMayhem lives in IN, though)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 12, 2026 04:42 PM (wzUl9)

379 378 (I think MadameMayhem lives in IN, though)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 12, 2026 04:42 PM (wzUl9)

======

I went to high school in IN.

It's...flat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 04:43 PM (0OHXL)

380 Posted by: zombie at June 12, 2026 04:33 PM (Av6i5)
=====

That $6 breakfast is $18.75 at Mel's

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 12, 2026 04:44 PM (RIvkX)

381 Man, space elevators are straight out of sci-fi.

Makes me wish I could live to see it.

Posted by: Delurker at June 12, 2026 04:44 PM (gtcuf)

382 ======

I went to high school in IN.

It's...flat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 04:43 PM (0OHXL)

Two of my kids went to IU for grad school. Bloomington area is reasonably hilly.

Posted by: Incas, Aztecs, and Mayans at June 12, 2026 04:44 PM (fBXgl)

383 England is going down the toilet
They can't even front a world class navy anymore
Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2026


***
Imagine; we thought Boney was a real threat.
( -- Capt. H. Hornblower, R.N.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 12, 2026 04:44 PM (wzUl9)

384 If moon vacations are anything like in Andy Weir's ARTEMIS, which I just finished, I wouldn't want to go.

Posted by: Delurker at June 12, 2026 04:45 PM (gtcuf)

385
I went to high school in IN.

It's...flat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026


***
Flat here too. But it's above sea level at least.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 12, 2026 04:45 PM (wzUl9)

386 We Thermians can help you travel.

Posted by: Mathesar at June 12, 2026 04:45 PM (wVcYX)

387 Chicago police have released a photo of the man believed to be the person who burned a cross in Grant Park.


Guess what race he is.

Yep.

He'll probably get nominated for the Jussie Smollett Community Service Award.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 12, 2026 04:46 PM (IG3/x)

388 Hope that your youngest had a great 15th birthday.

Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026

We are going to high tea Saturday. It’s what she picked. She is a cool kid.

Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2026 04:46 PM (OoFl2)

389 Dammit! OFF Indian sock!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 12, 2026 04:46 PM (fBXgl)

390 Wolfus, based on what you have said about her I've thought for years that she will join you after the move. Still do.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 12, 2026 04:46 PM (RIvkX)

391 Well Canada has enormous natural resources like oil, minerals , lumber. Ofc they could lose that oil if they piss off Western Canada enough...

Posted by: steevy at June 12, 2026 04:47 PM (YwEeS)

392 Have TJM on big screen
Like and hype please

Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2026 04:47 PM (Ia/+0)

393 If I remember right, Kansas is the flattest state -- so flat that (to scale) it's flatter than a typical pancake.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 12, 2026 04:47 PM (IG3/x)

394 Not Everything Is Flat In Florida

Posted by: Tight Tank Top at June 12, 2026 04:47 PM (wVcYX)

395 England is going down the toilet
They can't even front a world class navy anymore
------

I'm not sure they field a navy at all.

Posted by: Crusader at June 12, 2026 04:47 PM (TN0g+)

396 Skip: "...They can't even front a world Third World class navy anymore"

A historic collapse. It should shock their conscience. Alas, it won't. Not to any tangible degree. And with Drone Wars coming? They won't have anything but dinghies after the first afternoon of conflict.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 12, 2026 04:47 PM (oji8u)

397 Psaki. I'd do it then vomit afterwards.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 12, 2026 04:47 PM (ZRzmB)

398 Nope, Kansas isn't even in the top 5 flattest states.

Posted by: Delurker at June 12, 2026 04:47 PM (gtcuf)

399 Wolfus, based on what you have said about her I've thought for years that she will join you after the move. Still do.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 12, 2026


***
She did in '98 after I moved to CO. But we was young kids then -- well, she was, anyway; I was in my forties.

If we worked together we could get a bigger, newer house. But she doesn't see it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 12, 2026 04:48 PM (wzUl9)

400 Delurker, Weir admits that's the one that's going to be a trick to pull off on the silver screen. He didn't do a likeable protag on that one.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 12, 2026 04:49 PM (XWPh2)

401 We funded ex-Soviet labs so they didn't run off to work for Iran.

Posted by: Harun at June 12, 2026 04:49 PM (IuIym)

402 I'm not sure they field a navy at all.
Posted by: Crusader at June 12, 2026 04:47 PM (TN0g+)

Why would you put a navy in a field? Don't they belong in oceans?

Posted by: Dumb Dorea at June 12, 2026 04:49 PM (1Ff7Z)

403 If I remember right, Kansas is the flattest state -- so flat that (to scale) it's flatter than a typical pancake.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 12, 2026


***
But it's tilted, east to west. Elevation in Kansas City is about 1000 feet; at the CO border it's 4000. When you travel I-70 westward you are slowly going uphill.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 12, 2026 04:50 PM (wzUl9)

404 Wolfus, co- mingling assets without marriage or a contract is a really BAD idea.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2026 04:51 PM (5P5DO)

405 Chicago MAGA COUNTRY! police have released a photo of the man believed to be the person who burned a cross in Grant Park.

no need to thank me

Posted by: gKWVE at June 12, 2026 04:51 PM (XWPh2)

406 Space elevator seems to be the dream.
At the current pace it will take decades to get to that point.

Most people are not going to want to ride a rocket to stay in a hotel space station or moon base.

So unless we invent antigravity tech, the elevator would be the best option for efficient transport to orbit and the moon.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 12, 2026 04:41 PM (6ydKt)

Dream my ass. Just what we need - when it breaks you have a 15000 mile structure wrapping around the equator like a boa constrictor falling at orbital speeds.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 12, 2026 04:51 PM (uhVAy)

407 So in a prior thread someone was saying that Starmer has been sending out fascist groups to snatch up people protesting him in the middle of the night and making them disappear.

Is that true, as in the people are being arrested and having a day in court... or are they actually just vanishing? Or is it just Internet rumors?

Posted by: SimoHayha at June 12, 2026 04:51 PM (/ZkOF)

408 Posted by: gKWVE at June 12, 2026 04:49 PM (XWPh2)

Yeah, I read that it's optioned but is on the back burner.

Definitely the weakest of his three books. The Hail Mary Project was great, I need to see the movie now.

Posted by: Delurker at June 12, 2026 04:51 PM (gtcuf)

409 Wolfus, co- mingling assets without marriage or a contract is a really BAD idea.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2026


***
It's not a great idea even with marriage. Yes, we'd need a contract of some kind.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 12, 2026 04:52 PM (wzUl9)

410 We are going to high tea Saturday. It’s what she picked. She is a cool kid.
Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2026 04:46 PM


Very nice. Goddaughter The Older loves to do tea. I should do that with her this summer.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2026 04:52 PM (znGuc)

411 The flattest state is Tylor Swift’s ass

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 12, 2026 04:52 PM (srWET)

412 now we need to find out which and how many biolabs are using chemtrails to drop lone star ticks all over the country to make us a more moral nation.

Posted by: anachronda at June 12, 2026 04:53 PM (oY6Yp)

413 >>(I think MadameMayhem lives in IN, though)

There are several of us here, but we're pretty scattered across the state. Mme Mayhem is in or near Bloomington, so probably the closest to you, but there are some up north, northeast, and south. Joyenz is also not a huge distance away in SE Illinois.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 12, 2026 04:54 PM (NcvvS)

414 Isn't it about time for a movie or GAAAINZZ thread?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 12, 2026 04:54 PM (fBXgl)

415 411 The flattest state is Tylor Swift’s ass

i'm right here, you know!

Posted by: brie larsen at June 12, 2026 04:54 PM (oY6Yp)

416 409 It's not a great idea even with marriage. Yes, we'd need a contract of some kind.

contract : contractor :: protract : protractor

Posted by: anachronda at June 12, 2026 04:55 PM (oY6Yp)

417 Last minute nosebleeds for the US Paraguay game are going for $1500. So much for the left ‘s lie that Trump is keeping people from the World Cup.

Posted by: Heroq at June 12, 2026 04:55 PM (cZDTf)

418 415 411 The flattest state is Tylor Swift’s ass

i'm right here, you know!
Posted by: brie larsen at June 12, 2026 04:54 PM (oY6Yp)
——

Yea. But you make up for it with a great rack. Tylor makes up for it with a great big homo (her fiancé.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 12, 2026 04:56 PM (srWET)

419 "Her latest technique is either to ignore the concept entirely, or -- when I force her to look at a house's pictures on Realtor -- to bring up the negatives immediately, with no mention of positives."

Wolfus, this is exactly what I did to my husband, when we downsized at the end of lockdown.
I am not commenting or asking about your particulars.
Our situation, he was very ill and not going to get better (thanks, lockdown), and we HAD to move for single level, accessibility, plus cost.
I had to pretty much liquidate a four bedroom house with a basement that we had lived in for 25 years and raised a family in, to meet a two-month deadline to transfer to a two bedroom apartment.
It was awful, but inevitable, and the last thing I wanted to do was get into the details of something I knew was going to happen, didn't look forward to at all, and was too busy and stressed to get interested in.
Four years later, he is three years gone, and every day I thank him for what a good choice he made, as I really like it here now, even though I hated coming, and drove him batty with my refusal to engage on that.

Posted by: barbarausa at June 12, 2026 04:56 PM (enw9G)

420 I went to high school in IN.

It's...flat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 04:43 PM (0OHXL)

Two of my kids went to IU for grad school. Bloomington area is reasonably hilly.
Posted by: Incas, Aztecs, and Mayans at June 12, 2026 04:44 PM (fBXgl)

NW IN is very flat, NE is a bit better as is adjacent OH, SW and SE are pretty rolling as the glaciers did not cover the area, cut by rivers going down to the Ohio

Posted by: Oldcat at June 12, 2026 04:56 PM (uhVAy)

421 Last minute nosebleeds for the US Paraguay game are going for $1500. So much for the left ‘s lie that Trump is keeping people from the World Cup.

Posted by: Heroq at June 12, 2026 04:55 PM


See, me, at #289.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2026 04:58 PM (znGuc)

422 The flattest state is Tylor Swift’s ass
-----

*golf clap*

Posted by: Crusader at June 12, 2026 04:58 PM (TN0g+)

423 Psaki showing cleavage doesn’t save her.

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2026 03:39 PM (Gqar

Her face sure as hell won't.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 12, 2026 04:58 PM (snZF9)

424 See, me, at #289.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2026 04:58 PM (znGuc)

Ok. Lol

Posted by: Heroq at June 12, 2026 04:59 PM (cZDTf)

425 Nood micropeen

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 12, 2026 04:59 PM (dK+Kv)

426 Nood.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 12, 2026 04:59 PM (fBXgl)

427 Her face sure as hell won't.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 12, 2026 04:58 PM


The Peppermint Patty look doesn't do it for you?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2026 04:59 PM (znGuc)

428 it's flatter than a typical pancake.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 12, 2026


And, just like that, we're back to discussion of my mammiform protuberances.

Posted by: Jen P., former Interlocutus for The Regime at June 12, 2026 05:00 PM (0sNs1)

429 Musk now at $1.1 trillion and counting.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 12, 2026 05:00 PM (IG3/x)

430 >>SW and SE are pretty rolling as the glaciers did not cover the area, cut by rivers going down to the Ohio

Check out Floyds Knobs. Aside from the poor punctuation and risque jokes, it's a very hilly region.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 12, 2026 05:00 PM (NcvvS)

431 what is it about Tulsi and Gina Carano that make them appealing and authentically tough but not Mary Sues?

Posted by: Avi at June 12, 2026 05:05 PM (ieodf)

432 SpeakingOf

We need research money for NasaSutra.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2026 05:07 PM (u82oZ)

433 I saw Elon Musk drive by me in town today.

A black car with tinted windows has a saying in white letters:

"Gently used baby mamas wanted"

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2026 05:09 PM (u82oZ)

434 Tulsi Gabbard 🌺
@TulsiGabbard
Jun 4
My husband Abraham was diagnosed with a very rare sacral chordoma. The surgery to remove bone and surrounding tissue lasted almost seven hours and was successful. He had a rough night and is in a lot of pain but is finally home resting. Now recovery begins. We’re so grateful for the outpouring of prayers and kind messages from all of you. Our hearts are full.❤️

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2026 05:10 PM (P4ocI)

435 what is it about Tulsi and Gina Carano that make them appealing and authentically tough but not Mary Sues?
Posted by: Avi at June 12, 2026 05:05 PM (ieodf)

they had jobs

Posted by: Oldcat at June 12, 2026 05:10 PM (uhVAy)

436 Just to add to the StarLink comments: I live on a high mountain plateau and I have high (HIGH) winds. StarLink has never been affected. Also when my kids and grandkids are all here at once at Christmastime, everybody can be computing and texting and whatever at once.

Posted by: Wenda at June 12, 2026 05:11 PM (UIfeN)

437 Late nood.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2026 05:14 PM (u82oZ)

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Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat