Mid-Morning Art Thread

The Death of General Wolfe
Benjamin West

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

2 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at June 12, 2026 09:31 AM (R11M+)

3 Back when leaders took part in the battles.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

4 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 12, 2026 09:31 AM (NcvvS)

5 Nooded.
Posted by: Nazdar at June 12, 2026 09:31 AM (NcvvS)

Ditto.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

6 It's No-Frenchy Friday!

Posted by: Delurker at June 12, 2026 09:31 AM (gtcuf)

7 *fistbump* and congrats on the SPONGE!

Posted by: Nazdar at June 12, 2026 09:32 AM (NcvvS)

8 what battle was this?

Posted by: Otto Penn at June 12, 2026 09:32 AM (sJHOI)

9 One of my favorites, both for its composition and its subject matter.

And for some reason it really irritated me that the producers of Gettysburg ripped this off in staging the death of General Reynolds.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 12, 2026 09:33 AM (fBXgl)

10 The sky was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at June 12, 2026 09:33 AM (rpara)

11 wikip: The Death of General Wolfe is a 1770 painting by Anglo-American artist Benjamin West, commemorating the 1759 Battle of Quebec, where General James Wolfe died at the moment of victory.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2026 09:33 AM (R+iUD)

12 8 what battle was this?
Posted by: Otto Penn at June 12, 2026 09:32 AM (sJHOI)

Quebec. 1758 or '59. The French commander Montcolm was also killed.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 12, 2026 09:34 AM (fBXgl)

13 Elizabeth Warren's great-great-great-great grandpappy is heap big interested.

Posted by: Delurker at June 12, 2026 09:34 AM (gtcuf)

14 ... WTF is an "Anglo-American"? Stupid commie douchebags.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2026 09:34 AM (R+iUD)

15 Everyone is standing around and not doing anything.

Posted by: dantesed at June 12, 2026 09:34 AM (Oy/m2)

16 I took crap for pointing out the sniper in yesterday's art.

Today's art demonstrates there's *always* a sniper, and, as Smart Military Blog Commentators, it behooves us to remember and study this.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2026 09:35 AM (0sNs1)

17 I like the guys on the right side of the painting who appear to be praying.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2026 09:36 AM (looXz)

18 "The Death of General Wolfe depicts the Battle of Quebec, also known as the Battle of the Plains of Abraham, on September 13, 1759. This was a pivotal event in the Seven Years' War and decided the fate of France's colonies in North America.

The battle was fought between the British Army and the French Army; the pitched fighting lasted only fifteen minutes. The British Army was commanded by General Wolfe. Although successful in holding the British line against the French and winning the battle, General Wolfe was mortally wounded by several gunshots.

In death, General Wolfe gained fame as a national hero. He became an icon of Great Britain's victory during the Seven Years' War to people throughout the British Empire. There were lines to see this painting stretching out the door at its first exhibition in London."

Posted by: Tuna at June 12, 2026 09:36 AM (lJ0H4)

19 seems unsafe to be muckin' about with a dead guy with all the warfare going on right behind you.

Posted by: Otto Penn at June 12, 2026 09:36 AM (sJHOI)

20 Hey, West, could you have maybe painted me to look a bit more manly at the moment of my death? I look like a Victorian woman having a fainting spell. What is this, a Jane Austen novel cover?

Posted by: General Wolfe at June 12, 2026 09:36 AM (K1RVP)

21 15 Everyone is standing around and not doing anything.

Reminds me of driving around Columbus with all the road construction crews

Posted by: Otto Penn at June 12, 2026 09:38 AM (sJHOI)

22 The Death of General Wolfe

"Death'. Quit being a diva and eat a Snickers bar.

Posted by: t-bird at June 12, 2026 09:38 AM (Pu/zx)

23 20 Hey, West, could you have maybe painted me to look a bit more manly at the moment of my death? I look like a Victorian woman having a fainting spell. What is this, a Jane Austen novel cover?
Posted by: General Wolfe at June 12, 2026 09:36 AM (K1RVP)

Aggshully, he was rather small and delicate. Along the lines of Nelson.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 12, 2026 09:38 AM (fBXgl)

24 Everyone is standing around and not doing anything.
Posted by: dantesed at June 12, 2026 09:34 AM (Oy/m2)

what's your point?

Posted by: city utility workers watching one guy digging with a shovel at June 12, 2026 09:38 AM (J4Dwc)

25 Oh, this one of my faves. Thanks, CBD!

Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026 09:38 AM (77rzZ)

26 Most of the fighting in this battle lasted only 15 minutes. We won. Well, the British won. But America was English then. Not for long though.

Posted by: Delurker at June 12, 2026 09:38 AM (gtcuf)

27 Am I right that this pic appears in Rick Atkinson's book, The Fate of the Day?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 12, 2026 09:39 AM (zBP9L)

28 Injun's all wondering if he's got any tobacco on him

Posted by: Otto Penn at June 12, 2026 09:40 AM (sJHOI)

29 The Injun in the foreground is thinking "Dude, stop being such a drama queen".

Posted by: Archimedes at June 12, 2026 09:40 AM (Riz8t)

30
He's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Bones at June 12, 2026 09:40 AM (rpara)

31 The Death of General Wolfe commemorates the 1759 Battle of Quebec, where General James Wolfe died at the moment of victory. (Wikipedia)

National Gallery of Canada: Benjamin West
The Death of General Wolfe
1770
Category:
European and American Painting, Sculpture, and Decorative Arts
Wolfe’s death in the battle to conquer Quebec in 1759 still resonated when West painted this work, its defining image. The men around Wolfe include portraits of fellow officers and representative types – enlisted soldiers, a settler in green, an Indigenous warrior. Pose, gesture and expression – ranging from stoic reserve to tears – eloquently tell the story. Unusually, West added carefully observed details of contemporary clothing and weaponry to anchor the scene in reality, and so connect to his audience. His goal was not to persuade viewers of the literal truth of his painting, but to move them to emulate Wolfe’s self-sacrifice. The canvas made the artist’s reputation.
--
General James Wolfe’s reported last words at the Battle of Quebec on September 13, 1759, were:
"Now, God be praised, I will die in peace" (sometimes recorded as "Now, God be praised" (History Hit)

An interesting lesson.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 12, 2026 09:41 AM (NFX2v)

32 20 I look like a Victorian woman having a fainting spell.

So, a Wolfe in she's clothing.

Posted by: Delurker at June 12, 2026 09:41 AM (gtcuf)

33 His famous words upon being shot, "Ow! Take off you hosers. Ok eh?"

Posted by: banana Dream at June 12, 2026 09:41 AM (3uBP9)

34 You've been shot several times? I don't think so, mate.

Posted by: That Guy in the Blue Coat at June 12, 2026 09:42 AM (0sNs1)

35 War is hell.

Posted by: Case at June 12, 2026 09:42 AM (+zXtV)

36 Good likeness of Daniel Day Lewis.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2026 09:42 AM (viF8m)

37 I think the Indian is going to grab his stuff and run off with it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 12, 2026 09:42 AM (jehhT)

38 In death, General Wolfe gained fame as a national hero. He became an icon of Great Britain's victory during the Seven Years' War to people throughout the British Empire. There were lines to see this painting stretching out the door at its first exhibition in London."
Posted by: Tuna at June 12, 2026 09:36 AM (lJ0H4)

Then StopOil showed up and threw tomato soup on it......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

39 Come on, men! Let's go fight The Seven Years' War!

Posted by: Delurker at June 12, 2026 09:44 AM (gtcuf)

40 And the British Empire gained a whole buttload of whiny Frenchies. Good job, guys.

Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026 09:44 AM (77rzZ)

41
No dog, not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2026 09:45 AM (rqNGS)

42 And the British Empire gained a whole buttload of whiny Frenchies. Good job, guys.

They sent them all to live in the Loosiana swamps.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 12, 2026 09:45 AM (Riz8t)

43 Tis but a scratch!

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2026 09:45 AM (eLjOt)

44
"Kiss me, Hardy."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2026 09:45 AM (rqNGS)

45 But his chili lives on.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls, drive-in mutant at June 12, 2026 09:45 AM (zZ4br)

46 would hang

Posted by: Gref at June 12, 2026 09:45 AM (5rh/l)

47
They sent them all to live in the Loosiana swamps.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 12, 2026 09:45 AM (Riz8t)

Where the worthless ones were eaten by gators.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

48 So, a Wolfe in she's clothing.

Nice. The ball is in Muldoon's court.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 12, 2026 09:45 AM (Riz8t)

49 "It's just a flesh wound!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2026 09:46 AM (gnNyN)

50
Nice. The ball is in Muldoon's court.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 12, 2026 09:45 AM (Riz8t)

Basketball, pickle ball or tennis?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

51 Where the worthless ones were eaten by gators.

And the rest of them subsisted on poke salad.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 12, 2026 09:46 AM (Riz8t)

52 Net Neutrality claims another victim.

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2026 09:46 AM (eLjOt)

53
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2026 09:47 AM (rqNGS)

54 Nice. The ball is in Muldoon's court.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 12, 2026 09:45 AM (Riz8t)

Basketball, pickle ball or tennis?
Posted by: Sponge

Perhaps the Court of the Crimson King.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 12, 2026 09:47 AM (SKC9R)

55 Is that Scott Pelley in the corner?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 12, 2026 09:48 AM (0nHVk)

56 And the rest of them subsisted on poke salad.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 12, 2026 09:46 AM (Riz8t)

I appreciate you asking for it.........

https://youtu.be/fRF24LY5pvw

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

57 Can't help but notice that pretty much everyone depicted here is dressed in multiple layers of shirts, topcoats, scarves, pants and sturdy footwear, yet the Injun (feather, not dot) is barefoot and half naked.

Posted by: Some cultures are better than others at June 12, 2026 09:48 AM (rpara)

58 I took crap for pointing out the sniper in yesterday's art.

Today's art demonstrates there's *always* a sniper, and, as Smart Military Blog Commentators, it behooves us to remember and study this.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2026 09:35 AM (0sNs1)

What! Men, dodging this way for single bullets! What will you do when they open fire along the whole line? I am ashamed of you. They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist...."

Posted by: General John Sedgwick, May 9, 1864 at June 12, 2026 09:48 AM (wVcYX)

59 Is that Scott Pelley in the corner?

I see no yacht, and the figure isn't crying.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 12, 2026 09:48 AM (Riz8t)

60 A lot of amusing comments here. Thanks!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2026 09:48 AM (PFs9e)

61 Is that Scott Pelley in the corner?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 12, 2026 09:48 AM (0nHVk)

He's laying underneath the General.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

62 I think the Indian is going to grab his stuff and run off with it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 12, 2026 09:42 AM

He covets the Wolfe family Prairie Crab dip recipe.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2026 09:49 AM (0sNs1)

63 Gator got my granny.

Posted by: Poke Salad Annie at June 12, 2026 09:49 AM (rpara)

64 No relation to Winston Wolfe?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 12, 2026 09:50 AM (73/SM)

65 "Kiss me, Hardy."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2026 09:45 AM (rqNGS)

Nice...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 12, 2026 09:51 AM (iERP6)

66 I think the Indian is going to grab his stuff and run off with it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 12, 2026 09:42 AM

He covets the Wolfe family Prairie Crab dip recipe.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2026 09:49 AM (0sNs1)

And the family chili recipe. No beans.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2026 09:51 AM (wVcYX)

67 How come General Wolfe didn't wear a bulletproof vest??

Posted by: dantesed at June 12, 2026 09:51 AM (Oy/m2)

68 The noble savage is just waiting around so he can eat that man's liver. With onions.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 12, 2026 09:51 AM (SRceu)

69 With my last breath, I implore you not to have a backlash against the French!

Posted by: Woke General Wolfe, 2026 at June 12, 2026 09:51 AM (QB4/g)

70
Nice...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 12, 2026 09:51 AM (iERP6)

____________

Wrong battle, of course, but you know with these fag Brits it was something like it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2026 09:52 AM (rqNGS)

71 64 No relation to Winston Wolfe?
+++
Virginia's great great grandaddy.

Posted by: You afraid? at June 12, 2026 09:52 AM (rpara)

72 This painting commemorates the first utterance of what then became the Wolfe family motto:

WLNSSEODQY.

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at June 12, 2026 09:52 AM (0sNs1)

73 Everyone else is wearing 47 lbs of clothing while the Indian sits there in a loin cloth........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)

74
The noble savage is just waiting around so he can eat that man's liver. With onions.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 12, 2026 09:51 AM (SRceu)

____________

Looking for firewater.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2026 09:53 AM (rqNGS)

75 Wrong battle, of course, but you know with these fag Brits it was something like it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2026 09:52 AM (rqNGS)

Oh yes. Nelson is my favorite Admiral, and maybe my favorite historical figure.

I have had many meals at "The Gun," where he used to meet Lady Hamilton for their regular trysts!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 12, 2026 09:54 AM (iERP6)

76 Then StopOil showed up and threw tomato soup on it......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Considering yesterday's wrestling discussion, someone should give those Stop Oil retards an "oil check."

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 12, 2026 09:55 AM (QB4/g)

77 Oh nooo! Not General Wolfe!

*goes to web search*

…And after his glorious victory, too!
😫

Posted by: mindful webworker - general knowledge at June 12, 2026 09:55 AM (32Bdv)

78 I'm too lazy to look it up but I believe that Indian is someone in particular, not just a generic. (I used to be able to identify the various British commanders depicted here but my memory is a bit rusty at the moment.)

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 12, 2026 09:55 AM (fBXgl)

79 73 Everyone else is wearing 47 lbs of clothing while the Indian sits there in a loin cloth........
Posted by: Sponge
##$

Here. Wrap yourself in this smallpox-infected blanket.

Posted by: Evil White Guy at June 12, 2026 09:56 AM (rpara)

80 His Moma told him not to come.
That's no way to have fun Son!

Posted by: Case at June 12, 2026 09:56 AM (+zXtV)

81 Thx CBD, always one of my favorite historical paintings.
Rare for a battle to see both commanding generals killed.
Would hang

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 12, 2026 09:56 AM (IiEl1)

82 I'm too lazy to look it up but I believe that Indian is someone in particular, not just a generic.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

He's a member of the Slapahoe tribe.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 12, 2026 09:56 AM (SKC9R)

83 Noble savage is bound up with pemmican.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2026 09:56 AM (wVcYX)

84 His last words were, "Did we kill enough of those fucking frog wankers"?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 12, 2026 09:56 AM (g8Ew8)

85 They fought a battle for Quebec?

Why? Why??

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 12, 2026 09:57 AM (RIvkX)

86
WLNSSEODQY.
Posted by: Winston Wolfe at June 12, 2026 09:52 AM (0sNs1)

What does this mean?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)

87 They fought a battle for Quebec?

Why? Why??
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 12, 2026 09:57 AM (RIvkX)

They really wanted to keep the Nordiques in town, but alas.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)

88 78 I'm too lazy to look it up but I believe that Indian is someone in particular, not just a generic. (I used to be able to identify the various British commanders depicted here but my memory is a bit rusty at the moment.)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo

I'm not too lazy to let AI look it up!

The scene includes an Indigenous warrior kneeling in the foreground, representing the "noble savage" ideal and British colonial alliances, despite historical evidence suggesting no Indigenous fighters were present at the battle.
Historical Inaccuracies: The painting is a figurative rather than literal representation; only one figure, Lieutenant Henry Browne holding the flag, was actually present when Wolfe died.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 12, 2026 09:57 AM (QB4/g)

89 WLNSSEODQY.
Posted by: Winston Wolfe

It's the name of a town in Wales.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 12, 2026 09:57 AM (SKC9R)

90 I can see him.... St George of Floyd... he's welcoming me through the pearly gates!!!

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2026 09:57 AM (eLjOt)

91 Genneral Wolfe's Life is In On Jeopardy - a limerick

The contestants all said "What the heck!"
When they didn't know "The Battle of Quebec"
But the guy who was most ornery
Was the cantankerous Sean Connery
Who wrote his answer, "Suck it, Trebek!"

Posted by: muldoon at June 12, 2026 09:58 AM (qgHp7)

92 85 They fought a battle for Quebec?

Why? Why??
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Loser had to claim it and watch a mime show.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 12, 2026 09:58 AM (QB4/g)

93 Ah-hooo, General Wolfes of London
Ah-hooo
Ah-hooo, General Wolfes of London
Ah-hooo

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 09:58 AM (ndZc7)

94 Ah-hooo, General Wolfes of London
Ah-hooo
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 09:58 AM (ndZc7)

I'd like to meet his tailor.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)

95 They fought a battle for Quebec?

Why? Why??

There was a much less well known air battle preceding the main assault; the Planes of Abraham.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 12, 2026 10:00 AM (Riz8t)

96 What does this mean?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)

It's an appellation from Pulp Fiction. Pete Buttigieg would be very mad. And impatient

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2026 10:00 AM (eLjOt)

97 Appellation??? Not the right word!!

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2026 10:00 AM (eLjOt)

98 I'm even more confused now.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)

99 Maybe appeal. Holy crap I'm tired.

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2026 10:01 AM (eLjOt)

100 They probably put his body in a barrel of whiskey and shipped it back to London, as was the style at the time.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 12, 2026 10:01 AM (XvL8K)

101 even more confused now.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)

Let's not sucking each other's you know what quite yet

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2026 10:02 AM (eLjOt)

102 Appellation???
----
Sitting right here, boss.

Posted by: The Great Smokies and the Blue Ridge at June 12, 2026 10:02 AM (rpara)

103
Let's not sucking each other's you know what quite yet
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2026 10:02 AM (eLjOt)

THERE we go.

Thank you, sir. Much appreciated.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)

104 For those of you who are losing faith in Trump's Iran war, there's this wise counsel from Kurt Schlichter:

Don’t Panic About Trump’s Iran Strategy Just Yet

https://tinyurl.com/bdhekbmc

Posted by: Archimedes at June 12, 2026 10:02 AM (Riz8t)

105 When I was a kid, we actually went on a family vacation to Quebec and toured the Plains of Abraham. I was too young to really appreciate it at the time.

Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026 10:03 AM (77rzZ)

106 The indigenous individual's ~~thought bubble~~ T-shirt:

"I rode sixteen hours to Quebec to count coup on Great White General Wolfe and all I got was this lousy powdered wig."

Posted by: muldoon at June 12, 2026 10:03 AM (qgHp7)

107 55 Is that Scott Pelley in the corner?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 12, 2026 09:48 AM (0nHVk)

Am I the only one who is sick and tired of listening to this whining pussy wail on about losing his job? How many here have been furlowed/terminated?

I'd tell him to "learn to code", but since I work in IT, I don't want to deal with him.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 12, 2026 10:04 AM (N39Ws)

108 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=Qr_4pv41oTM

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 12, 2026 10:04 AM (iERP6)

109 Am I the only one who is sick and tired of listening to this whining pussy wail on about losing his job? How many here have been furlowed/terminated?

I'd tell him to "learn to code", but since I work in IT, I don't want to deal with him.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 12, 2026 10:04 AM (N39Ws)

You could just ignore stories about him.

Posted by: Heroq at June 12, 2026 10:05 AM (cZDTf)

110
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=Qr_4pv41oTM
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 12, 2026 10:04 AM (iERP6)

Got it! Another thank you goes out.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

111 *I'd tell him to "learn to code", but since I work in IT, I don't want to deal with him.*
-----
Learn to coal.

Posted by: The West Virginia Employment Commission at June 12, 2026 10:05 AM (rpara)

112 Well, I guess Platner can't be so bad if he gets this endorsement.

POLITICO: Hunter Biden defends Graham Platner on Newsom podcast

Most Americans would fail a “show me your phone” test of their past. “If that’s the standard to judge people — especially in elected office — then we won’t have many people left in elected office.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 10:05 AM (ndZc7)

113 105 When I was a kid, we actually went on a family vacation to Quebec and toured the Plains of Abraham. I was too young to really appreciate it at the time.
Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026 10:03 AM (77rzZ)

I've seen his birthplace, Westerham (pronounced "Westrum"). Pretty little town in SE England. Churchill's Chartwell is nearby.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 12, 2026 10:06 AM (fBXgl)

114 If you ever wondered if getting rid of John Cornyn was the right move, wonder no more.

So Much for Hoping Cornyn Wouldn't Be a Crybaby on His Way Out

https://tinyurl.com/57zkcydy

Also, Cornyn tried being a d*** and attacking Scott Pressler as a "grifter". It...did not go well for him. I love this so much I want to bathe in it.

https://tinyurl.com/3tmz4tnt

Posted by: Archimedes at June 12, 2026 10:06 AM (Riz8t)

115 Was it at the Plains of Abraham that Beau Biden died?

Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026 10:06 AM (77rzZ)

116 Most Americans would fail a “show me your phone” test of their past. “If that’s the standard to judge people — especially in elected office — then we won’t have many people left in elected office.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 10:05 AM (ndZc7)

---
Honestly, not seeing a downside here.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 12, 2026 10:07 AM (fBXgl)

117
I'd tell him to "learn to code", but since I work in IT, I don't want to deal with him.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 12, 2026 10:04 AM (N39Ws)

The world needs ditch diggers too, ya know.

"Learn to clean toilets."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)

118 115 Was it at the Plains of Abraham that Beau Biden died?
___
Ford's Theater.

Posted by: Cliff Clavin at June 12, 2026 10:08 AM (rpara)

119 General Wolfe's last words to his adjutant:

"I told you to bring me my BROWN pants!!"

Posted by: muldoon at June 12, 2026 10:09 AM (qgHp7)

120 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 10:05 AM (ndZc7)

LOL @ the Democrats. The Party of Not Wanting to Dig Into Anyone's Past For Stupid Shit.

Are they serious?

"Most people's phone would show they are a Nazi Woman-Beating Sexual Abuser Who Dates Kids." No pretty sure that's just you bro.

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2026 10:09 AM (eLjOt)

121 Is that Scott Pelley in the corner?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 12, 2026 09:48 AM (0nHVk)

Am I the only one who is sick and tired of listening to this whining pussy wail on about losing his job?

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Leslie Stahl has moved into the number one spot in the media whiners race for me.

Lesley Stahl-in Says Journalists Getting Fired Is Worse Than Child Trafficking, Nazi Torture Dungeons

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 10:10 AM (ndZc7)

122 The WSJ - David Hockney, a Trans-Atlantic Titan of Art, Dies at 88
His depictions of Southern California features earned him the mantle of one of the fathers of British pop art

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 12, 2026 10:11 AM (NFX2v)

123 Leslie Stahl has moved into the number one spot in the media whiners race for me.

Lesley Stahl-in Says Journalists Getting Fired Is Worse Than Child Trafficking, Nazi Torture Dungeons

If there were any actual journalists at 60 Minutes, she might have a point.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 12, 2026 10:11 AM (Riz8t)

124 Journalists Getting Fired?

You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Madge at June 12, 2026 10:12 AM (rpara)

125 Am I the only one who is sick and tired of listening to this whining pussy wail on about losing his job?

Admittedly, he does seem a bit over-dramatic but the title of the piece suggests that he actually died.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2026 10:12 AM (ExV1e)

126 If there were any actual journalists at 60 Minutes, she might have a point.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 12, 2026 10:11 AM (Riz8t)

Would she though? Would she

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2026 10:12 AM (eLjOt)

127 Pelley is in his 70s and wealthy. Why was he even employed to begin with? These fucks have nothing else in their lives. That’s why he’s so upset. It’s not that he’s lost a paycheck, he doesn’t need it. It’s because outside of his “work” he has nothing.

I have 5-10 years left before retiring early-ish. If I had the means I’d be retired today. That’s because work for me is a means to an end, not the end itself. For people like pelley and 90 years left old senators, without their job they’re lost. And it’s pathetic.

Posted by: Heroq at June 12, 2026 10:13 AM (cZDTf)

128 Anything worth doing is worth doing right.

The Globe and Mail
@globeandmail
Opinion: SpaceX IPO makes Elon Musk the first trillionaire. Here’s how to properly hate him

https://tinyurl.com/yc5mtde3

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 10:13 AM (ndZc7)

129 I'm not a big fan of Benjamin West's style. The people in the paintings always look wooden in their poses and faces. The colors are vibrant and the scenes often have have historical or mythological themes, which can be interesting. But the people in them seem more like mannequins. I prefer looking at the buildings and backgrounds and landscape features which better show his talent.

I won't judge the content of this one except to note that it isn't accurate. I had ancestors on both sides of the Battle of Quebec and some of them would have thought Wolfe, that Limey invader, got what he deserved.

Posted by: JTB at June 12, 2026 10:13 AM (yTvNw)

130 The Same Joke In Limerick Format

When I saw the great army of France
I could tell we were doomed at a glance
I thought I made it clear
Not to let them see my fear
That's why I should have worn my brown pants!

Posted by: muldoon at June 12, 2026 10:14 AM (qgHp7)

131 Morning.

I like this art. Very fancy and classy. Would hang.

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2026 10:14 AM (dpXJq)

132 Don't just exit the stage.
Flounce.

Posted by: Theater Kids Handbook at June 12, 2026 10:14 AM (rpara)

133 archimedes, I was just about to drop that townhall column link. Thanks for saving me the effort!

Posted by: RandomDave at June 12, 2026 10:14 AM (aJQbY)

134 Here's a brief Twatter about Karamello Anthony worth reading.

https://tinyurl.com/sb6nn4h8

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2026 10:15 AM (dpXJq)

135 >>> Is that Scott Pelley in the corner?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 12, 2026 09:48 AM (0nHVk)

That's me in the corner.
That's me in the spotlight,
losin' my employment.

Posted by: Scott Pelley at June 12, 2026 10:16 AM (3uBP9)

136 I thought the globe and mail was Canada’s version of WSJ. They still hate Elon that much huh?

Posted by: Heroq at June 12, 2026 10:16 AM (cZDTf)

137 The news from Bassackwards World.

Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
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Follow
Three days ago, Jeffries blasted Trump’s claim of election fraud in California.

Yesterday, Jeffries said Democrats have to assume that Republicans will try to rig the midterms.

Hakeem is actually fine with election rigging accusations, as long as he’s doing the accusing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 10:16 AM (ndZc7)

138 How can the Globe and Mail hate Elon?

He's African American.

Posted by: Dontcha know at June 12, 2026 10:17 AM (rpara)

139 That’s because work for me is a means to an end, not the end itself. For people like pelley and 90 years left old senators, without their job they’re lost. And it’s pathetic.

You are wise.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 12, 2026 10:18 AM (Riz8t)

140 Major-General James Wolfe (age 32) was a British Army officer known for his training reforms and, as a major general, remembered chiefly for his victory in 1759 over the French at the Battle of the Plains of Abraham in Quebec, in the final moments of which he was killed in action.

The son of a distinguished general, Edward Wolfe, he received his first commission at a young age and saw extensive service in Europe during the War of the Austrian Succession

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2026 10:18 AM (P4ocI)

141 SpaceX IPO makes Elon Musk the first trillionaire. Here’s how to properly hate him

Step 1: Don't. Hate is from the infernal one.

You could consider envy...

Step 1: Don't. Live your life. Most of what Musk does improves your existence. Celebrate that. If you want to be richer... work for it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2026 10:18 AM (ExV1e)

142 Republicans rig the elections? Pshaw my good man. We’re above those sorts of pedestrian shenanigans. It’s not who we are.
- GOP

Posted by: Heroq at June 12, 2026 10:18 AM (cZDTf)

143 That's me in the corner.
That's me in the spotlight,
losin' my employment.

Posted by: Scott Pelley

That made me laugh.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 12, 2026 10:18 AM (Riz8t)

144 Journalists Getting Fired?

You're soaking in it.
Posted by: Madge at June 12, 2026 10:12 AM (rpara)

I'm dipping my balls in it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)

145
That's me in the corner.
That's me in the spotlight,
losin' my employment.
Posted by: Scott Pelley at June 12, 2026 10:16 AM (3uBP9)

Taking a shitty fag song and making it funny.

Well done!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)

146 "War of the Austrian Succession"
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Were they successful?

Posted by: Word nerd at June 12, 2026 10:19 AM (rpara)

147 The Elon hate simply shows these people for what they are; envious, bitter, and embarrassed by their own lack of achievement.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 12, 2026 10:19 AM (Riz8t)

148 Most of what Musk does improves your existence. Celebrate that. If you want to be richer... work for it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2026 10:18 AM (ExV1e)

Leftism is based on resentment and envy. They don't celebrate, they can only tear down.

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2026 10:20 AM (dpXJq)

149 Some chapters matter!

KAREN FINNEY: I think it should matter. That's why I didn't vote for Donald Trump and why I wouldn't have supported Graham Platner.

SCOTT JENNINGS: But you worked for Bill Clinton?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 10:20 AM (ndZc7)

150 127 Pelley is in his 70s and wealthy. Why was he even employed to begin with? These fucks have nothing else in their lives.
------

Exactly. They are insufferable assholes in their personal lives and live an empty existence where everything and every relationship is transactional and devoid of human emotion.

These people suck like a bucket of ticks.

Posted by: ballistic at June 12, 2026 10:20 AM (oqH4h)

151 Game over, man! Game over!

Posted by: General Wolfe at June 12, 2026 10:20 AM (wVcYX)

152 To me, Trump has dropped a massive, major clue as to what is really going on in Iran--and everyone missed it.

When he said, "we've shipped over 100 million barrels and Iran didn't know" that was just the flash bang that hid the real action:

1) Iran doesn't know what we are doing. Even in the Strait that is key to their whole strategy.
And he just laughed in their face and told them that.

2) 100% of the media source their info about what is going on to ... Iran and their proxies.
Because no one in the media had a clue about that either.
Keep that in mind when you read the next "expert" that says Trump is losing/being deceived/etc. by Iran.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 12, 2026 10:22 AM (73/SM)

153 41
No dog, not art.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2026 09:45 AM (rqNGS)

But there is (er, was) a Wolfe.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 12, 2026 10:22 AM (Hd1lH)

154 The Indian watches on curiously...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 12, 2026 10:22 AM (l3cgK)

155 No dog, not art.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2026 09:45 AM (rqNGS)

But there is (er, was) a Wolfe.
Posted by: tankdemon at June 12, 2026 10:22 AM (Hd1lH)

Where Wolfe?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2026 10:23 AM (wVcYX)

156 More news of Obama's sons.

Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
BREAKING: Boston police searching for two suspects who staged an ARMED robbery at a children’s LEMONADE STAND
Suspects described as black males aged 11 and 14.
Even lemonade stands aren’t safe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 10:23 AM (ndZc7)

157 As one who enjoys extended road trips with lots of off the beaten path campsites, I for one am happy to contribute to Sir Elon's wealth. With my shiny new Starlink mini I can jibber jabber with my fine upstanding hordemates anyplace I have a clear view of the sky.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 12, 2026 10:23 AM (rpara)

158 Breaking Points had a segment where they were going on and on at how horrible it is that SoaceX, OpenAi and Anthropocene ipos will create tens of thousands of millionaires.

I on the other hand look at that and think awesome. All those people will have billions and billions of dollars among them to spend I the economy. That’s a good thing you imbeciles.

The same people that want govt to spend spend spend gets upset when the free market does it instead.

Posted by: Heroq at June 12, 2026 10:23 AM (cZDTf)

159 Here's a brief Twatter about Karamello Anthony worth reading.

https://tinyurl.com/sb6nn4h8
Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2026 10:15 AM (dpXJq)

This is just more of "don't approach a black man if you value your life" bullshit.

"I feared for my life. I want my lawyer."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)

160 Where Wolfe?
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2026 10:23 AM

*points at Art*

There. There Wolfe. There Quebec.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2026 10:24 AM (Wnv9h)

161 @libsoftiktok
BREAKING: Boston police searching for two suspects who staged an ARMED robbery at a children’s LEMONADE STAND
Suspects described as black males aged 11 and 14.
Even lemonade stands aren’t safe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 10:23 AM (ndZc7)

But "black mothers live in a fear that whitey will never understand."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)

162 BREAKING: Boston police searching for two suspects who staged an ARMED robbery at a children’s LEMONADE STAND

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RIP Scott Adams

Posted by: Heroq at June 12, 2026 10:26 AM (cZDTf)

163 But "black mothers live in a fear that whitey will never understand."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 10:24 AM

Seems like raising your kids right would take care of that, but what do I know.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2026 10:26 AM (Wnv9h)

164 @libsoftiktok
BREAKING: Boston police searching for two suspects who staged an ARMED robbery at a children’s LEMONADE STAND
Suspects described as black males aged 11 and 14.
Even lemonade stands aren’t safe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 10:23 AM (ndZc7)

But "black mothers live in a fear that whitey will never understand."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)

In fairness, lemonade kid may have been black. Their mother may live in constant fear.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2026 10:26 AM (ExV1e)

165
Seems like raising your kids right would take care of that, but what do I know.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2026 10:26 AM (Wnv9h)

RAYSISST!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

166 "...described as black males aged 11 and 14."

*ahem*

"Youths."

Posted by: AP Style Guide at June 12, 2026 10:27 AM (rpara)

167 "...described as black males aged 11 and 14."

There were biologists in the area?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)

168 Those 11 and 14 years left old old kids were on the verge of inventing a perpetual motion machine. But because of racism and Trump they willnever achieve their goals.

Posted by: Heroq at June 12, 2026 10:28 AM (cZDTf)

169 There. There Wolfe. There Quebec.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2026 10:24 AM (Wnv9h)

much obliged

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2026 10:29 AM (wVcYX)

170 Those 11 and 14 years left old old kids were on the verge of inventing a perpetual motion machine. But because of racism and Trump they willnever achieve their goals.
Posted by: Heroq at June 12, 2026 10:28 AM (cZDTf)

When caught, the cancer cure will be gone forever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)

171 158 Breaking Points had a segment where they were going on and on at how horrible it is that SoaceX, OpenAi and Anthropocene ipos will create tens of thousands of millionaires.

Posted by: Heroq at June 12, 2026 10:23 AM (cZDTf)
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Saw a story about a guy that has been working as a welder at SpaceX for as long as it's been a company and he has been compensated with what looks to be like a BIG equity stake in it. Dude's about to retire.

Posted by: ballistic at June 12, 2026 10:30 AM (oqH4h)

172 Keep that in mind when you read the next "expert" that says Trump is losing/being deceived/etc. by Iran.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 12, 2026 10:22 AM (73/SM)

no. wait. Trump is flailing and personally embarrassing me because he does not understand strategy.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 12, 2026 10:30 AM (rbvCR)

173 Neighbors say the youths were just turning their lives around and are aspiring rap music artists.

Posted by: Local media at June 12, 2026 10:31 AM (rpara)

174
23 20 Hey, West, could you have maybe painted me to look a bit more manly at the moment of my death? I look like a Victorian woman having a fainting spell. What is this, a Jane Austen novel cover?
Posted by: General Wolfe at June 12, 2026 09:36 AM (K1RVP)

Aggshully, he was rather small and delicate. Along the lines of Nelson.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 12, 2026 09:38 AM

-------

So if he'd been more manly and robust, he might have been better able to survive his bullet wounds. On the other hand, he would have been a larger target and maybe hit by more bullets.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 12, 2026 10:31 AM (azNOR)

175 "...described as black males aged 11 and 14."

*ahem*

"Youths."
Posted by: AP Style Guide at June 12, 2026 10:27 AM (rpara)

Two what? What was that word?

Posted by: Judge Chamberlain Haller at June 12, 2026 10:31 AM (wVcYX)

176 much obliged
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2026 10:29 AM

I help where I can.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2026 10:31 AM (Wnv9h)

177 Morning, all. A very hot day here at Stately Poppins Manor.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 12, 2026 10:31 AM (qRla/)

178
"Learn to clean toilets."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)

____________

Cleaning toilets is an honorable, productive and important job.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2026 10:31 AM (rqNGS)

179 Cleaning toilets is an honorable, productive and important job.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2026 10:31 AM (rqNGS)

I did that my first year in college.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2026 10:33 AM (ExV1e)

180 Morning, all. A very hot day here at Stately Poppins Manor.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 12, 2026 10:31 AM

Mornin', MP4. Yup. New England has done the annual overnight flip from cold and rainy to hot and humid.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2026 10:33 AM (Wnv9h)

181 Let him who has never committed armed robbery of a lemonade stand while on his way home from Bible study cast the first stone.

Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026 10:33 AM (77rzZ)

182 A very hot day here at Stately Poppins Manor.

Gonna get all the way up to 70?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2026 10:34 AM (ExV1e)

183 Something not right here. How does entrepreneurship and producing viable products create wealth , ask the democratic socialist.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2026 10:34 AM (5P5DO)

184 I hope to get a part-time job at Target during the Christmas holiday season.

Posted by: An aspiring wrapper at June 12, 2026 10:34 AM (qgHp7)

185 Suspects described as black males aged 11 and 14.

Weed cost money, man.

Posted by: Case at June 12, 2026 10:34 AM (+zXtV)

186 My L'Jesse and D'Malcolm din du nuffin'

Posted by: the mom at June 12, 2026 10:35 AM (J4Dwc)

187 Gonna get all the way up to 70?

Don't I wish. It's 81 and humid already.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 12, 2026 10:35 AM (qRla/)

188 181 Let him who has never committed armed robbery of a lemonade stand while on his way home from Bible study cast the first stone.
Posted by: Bulg

Snort.

Posted by: Person who loves making fun of local media at June 12, 2026 10:35 AM (rpara)

189 Gonna get all the way up to 70?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2026 10:34 AM

90. Y'all keep that weather down there.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2026 10:35 AM (Wnv9h)

190 Okay, had to look it up because AI is not the boss of me:

The figure in the center of the group on the left is Robert Monckton, one of Wolfe's commanders, while the figure cradling him is Lt. Isaac Barre. The Indian is not identified, except that he's a Mohawk, which makes sense.

I pulled this from Fred Anderson's Crucible of War. Oddly, Anderson has very little use for Wolfe, in complete contrast with Francis Parkman's take.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 12, 2026 10:35 AM (fBXgl)

191 134 Here's a brief Twatter about Karamello Anthony worth reading.

https://tinyurl.com/sb6nn4h8
===========

@ShamashAran

IIt's worse.

They know he did it. They think it's OK cuz he killed a white kid who "disrespected" him.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2026 10:35 AM (P4ocI)

192 @libsoftiktok
BREAKING: Boston police searching for two suspects who staged an ARMED robbery at a children’s LEMONADE STAND
Suspects described as black males aged 11 and 14.

Aw hell, looks like I'll need some new future group commanders of my Mars colony.

Posted by: Elon Musk at June 12, 2026 10:35 AM (wVcYX)

193 aw a story about a guy that has been working as a welder at SpaceX for as long as it's been a company and he has been compensated with what looks to be like a BIG equity stake in it. Dude's about to retire.
Posted by: ballistic

The left has this idea that Bezos is the only person from Amazon to become wealthy. Reality is over the years tens if not hundreds of thousands of employees have made fortunes working there. Everyone from VPs down to maintenance workers. The same is true for Apple, Meta, Alphabet, etc.

I know someone personally who worked at Twitter early on. Got a nice stock option package. Twitter went public he retired in his 30s. He’s nobody special, just some average dude who was at the right place and time. Tons of stories like him out there that Globe and snail will never write about.

Posted by: Heroq at June 12, 2026 10:36 AM (cZDTf)

194 Y'all keep that weather down there.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2026 10:35 AM (Wnv9h)

Hey, when y'all learn to keep winter where it belongs, we can talk.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2026 10:36 AM (ExV1e)

195 I don't think Scott Pelley's qualified to lick plates, let alone do anything meaningful.

He'll get a podcast going an a couple months after pissing and moaning about being fired to every outlet that'll have him.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 12, 2026 10:36 AM (jehhT)

196 A line from Zulu, where Lt. Bromhead (Michael Caine) is explaining to Lt Chard how he’s got the pedigree to be in command: “You know that chap who was kneeling next to General Wolfe at Quebec? That was my grandfather.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2026 10:36 AM (orF8y)

197 190 Crucible of War is a very good book. Highly recommended.

Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026 10:37 AM (77rzZ)

198 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Ol Wolfe was having a bad day.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2026 10:37 AM (2WIwB)

199 180 Morning, all. A very hot day here at Stately Poppins Manor.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
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My yard looks like a hay field. Must cut. Yuck.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2026 10:38 AM (P4ocI)

200 Heya Horde, been a couple days since checking in. Not sleeping in the car now, thanks to some kind souls God moved to assist! Going to take this weekend light...

The GSG is nearly two-thirds full--thanks to all who have contributed! Once I can access the funds I should be in position to set up longer term accommodations, allowing the stability I need to start making the changes I need to keep this from being a continual issue.

Even if you didn't have the funds, I know (even when I cry and complain) the prayers and intentions of all y'all are probably more responsible for me making it this far than my own meager strength can manage. Thank you for every last bit!

Awright, enough of my prattle. Hope y'all are having a great day!

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at June 12, 2026 10:38 AM (OUMaO)

201
So, they execute Musk and divide his ill-gotten gains. How much is that per person?

Envy is such a stupid vice.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2026 10:38 AM (rqNGS)

202 50 years ago it would have been unimaginable that black youths would think of robbing a lemonade stand in Southie. As stupid as they were, even they knew their bodies would not be found.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 12, 2026 10:38 AM (rJ48h)

203 The left has this idea that Bezos is the only person from Amazon to become wealthy. Reality is over the years tens if not hundreds of thousands of employees have made fortunes working there. Everyone from VPs down to maintenance workers. The same is true for Apple, Meta, Alphabet, etc.

I know someone personally who worked at Twitter early on. Got a nice stock option package. Twitter went public he retired in his 30s. He’s nobody special, just some average dude who was at the right place and time. Tons of stories like him out there that Globe and snail will never write about.
Posted by: Heroq at June 12, 2026 10:36 AM (cZDTf)

You can get rich via luck. Or you can get rich via a lifetime of hard work and thrift. Or you can say, fuck it, I don't care about being rich... I'll live my life.

Trouble is when that 3rd group decides that no one else should be able to live differently.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2026 10:39 AM (ExV1e)

204 Painting: "Note the Hogarth Curve in the composition!" said the annoying garrulous art museum docent.

Posted by: gp at June 12, 2026 10:39 AM (Jr5Lq)

205 Scientists Warn Latest El Nino Will Bring Heat, Floods, Droughts, Fires

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Water turning to blood, frogs, frogs, gnats, flies, dead livestock, boils, hail, locusts, darkness, and death of the firstborn.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 10:40 AM (ndZc7)

206 DISCLAIMER: Any attempt at humor on my part is not meant to disparage General Wolfe or to cast aspersions on his military victories or his demonstrated courage under fire. I apologize to him and his descendants and to any General Wolfe sissy fanboys.

Posted by: muldoon at June 12, 2026 10:40 AM (qgHp7)

207 197 190 Crucible of War is a very good book. Highly recommended.
Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026 10:37 AM (77rzZ)

Yes, really the first World War, with fighting in so many different theaters.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 12, 2026 10:40 AM (fBXgl)

208 they execute Musk and divide his ill-gotten gains. How much is that per person?

Envy is such a stupid vice.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2026 10:38 AM (rqNGS)

I think it was AOC who said it would be $10M per American. Or maybe Bernie?

The real number is like $1500, LOL.

Posted by: Heroq at June 12, 2026 10:41 AM (cZDTf)

209 Y'all keep that weather down there.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2026 10:35 AM (Wnv9h)

Hey, when y'all learn to keep winter where it belongs, we can talk.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2026 10:36 AM

I blame Al Gore.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2026 10:41 AM (Wnv9h)

210 Scientists Warn Latest El Nino Will Bring Heat, Floods, Droughts, Fires

https://youtu.be/3tELeCovh1E

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)

211 Scientists Warn Latest El Nino Will Bring Heat, Floods, Droughts, Fires

Left out... like every El Nino before.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2026 10:41 AM (ExV1e)

212 164 @libsoftiktok
BREAKING: Boston police searching for two suspects who staged an ARMED robbery at a children’s LEMONADE STAND
Suspects described as black males aged 11 and 14.
Even lemonade stands aren’t safe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 10:23 AM (ndZc7)

Kids running the lemonade stand should have had sawed-off shotguns underneath the counter.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 12, 2026 10:41 AM (g8Ew8)

213 Whew. I think we're safe now.

Posted by: muldoon's legal team at June 12, 2026 10:41 AM (rpara)

214 205 Scientists Warn Latest El Nino Will Bring Heat, Floods, Droughts, Fires

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Water turning to blood, frogs, frogs, gnats, flies, dead livestock, boils, hail, locusts, darkness, and death of the firstborn.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 10:40 AM (ndZc7)
--

Dogs and cats living together!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 12, 2026 10:42 AM (fBXgl)

215 Opinion: SpaceX IPO makes Elon Musk the first trillionaire. Here’s how to properly hate him

https://tinyurl.com/yc5mtde3

Bernie Sanders must be happy, though. He had to stop ranting about "millyunais and billyunais" because he's now a millionaire. Now he can rant about "trillyunais and billyunais".

Posted by: Archimedes at June 12, 2026 10:42 AM (Riz8t)

216 I blame Al Gore.

A reasonable position to take, regardless of the subject.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2026 10:42 AM (ExV1e)

217 Scientists Warn Latest El Nino Will Bring Heat, Floods, Droughts, Fires

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Oh no. We’ve never had any of those things before. Damn you SUVs and air conditioning.

Posted by: Heroq at June 12, 2026 10:42 AM (cZDTf)

218
Scientists Warn Latest El Nino Will Bring Heat, Floods, Droughts, Fires

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Requiring increased government control and higher taxes.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 12, 2026 10:46 AM (azNOR)

219 Study Finds Watching Sports May Boost Well-Being

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I assume we're talking lingerie football.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 10:46 AM (ndZc7)

220 Looking at all of the available footage of the Rush concerts on YouTube, I'm struck by how much fun Geddy, Alex and Anika are having, they are frequently smiling ear to when they are jamming on stage.

Can't wait ti see them next month.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 12, 2026 10:47 AM (XV/Pl)

221 Scientists Warn Latest El Nino Will Bring Heat, Floods, Droughts, Fires

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 12, 2026 10:46 AM (azNOR)

Otherwise known as "weather."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 12, 2026 10:47 AM (iERP6)

222 Scientists Warn Latest El Nino Will Bring Heat, Floods, Droughts, Fires

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Requiring increased government control and higher taxes.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 12, 2026 10:46 AM (azNOR)

None of which will be used to maintain wilderness areas or ameliorate dry periods.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2026 10:47 AM (ExV1e)

223 "Nice lemonade stand ya got here, kid. It'd be a shame if something happened to it. Ya get my drift?"

Posted by: muldoon at June 12, 2026 10:48 AM (qgHp7)

224 My favorite story from the Seven Years’ War is about Frederick the Great being on the run and having a cyanide pill with him to commit suicide with if things got any worse. And, then, almost overnight, things changed and his fortunes completely reversed and led to victory.

I often remember that story when I’m down in the dumps, and draw encouragement from it.

Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026 10:48 AM (77rzZ)

225 El Niño esta puta.

-----La Nina

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 12, 2026 10:49 AM (g8Ew8)

226 >Study Finds Watching Sports May Boost Well-Being

As long as it's not Men's Metric Kickball.

Posted by: No more soccer at June 12, 2026 10:50 AM (rpara)

227 Ilhan Omar Is BIG MAD Over Jerry Seinfeld’s Viral Response to Anti-Israel Influencer

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Probably has a copy of To Serve Man in her purse.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 10:50 AM (ndZc7)

228
Oh, noes!

"Alarming poll finds that half of Americans do not care about the World Cup
"Only 22 percent of Americans said they were ‘very interested’ in the World Cup"

https://tinyurl.com/mrxk94ax

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2026 10:50 AM (rqNGS)

229 >>IIt's worse.

They know he did it. They think it's OK cuz he killed a white kid who "disrespected" him.

Yup.
Been telling us that for years with each time they claim a white person as killed because they said the "n word."

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2026 10:50 AM (X8xt3)

230 Looking at all of the available footage of the Rush concerts on YouTube, I'm struck by how much fun Geddy, Alex and Anika are having, they are frequently smiling ear to when they are jamming on stage.

Can't wait ti see them next month.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 12, 2026 10:47 AM (XV/Pl)

I saw them quite a bit over the years, and yeah, they look like they are having more fun than I ever remember seeing from them. Geddy's voice seems to be getting stronger and stronger, and Alex is shaking the rust off. Anika...what more needs to be said, she's frigging amazing. I really don't think we would be seeing the joy if they just used a Peart clone. They wanted a family member, not a hired gun. Alex smiles at her like a proud papa.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 12, 2026 10:50 AM (snZF9)

231 206 DISCLAIMER: Any attempt at humor on my part is not meant to disparage General Wolfe or to cast aspersions on his military victories or his demonstrated courage under fire. I apologize to him and his descendants and to any General Wolfe sissy fanboys.
Posted by: muldoon

Accepted, even though there's no land acknowledgement accompanying it. 😞

Posted by: Loin cloths are not enough at June 12, 2026 10:51 AM (NFX2v)

232 Study Finds Watching Sports May Boost Well-Being

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I assume we're talking lingerie football.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 10:46 AM (ndZc7)

I've determined that one of the sources of my depression is lack of sun. Spending time watching sports on TV takes away from being outside and accomplishing things in the sun.

Yesterday was hopefully the start of a return to normalcy. I spent the entire afternoon resurfacing the roof of my camper. My face is sunned and my arms are adequately golfer's tanned.

I feel better already.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)

233 205 Scientists Warn Latest El Nino Will Bring Heat, Floods, Droughts, Fires

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Water turning to blood, frogs, frogs, gnats, flies, dead livestock, boils, hail, locusts, darkness, and death of the firstborn.

disappointed that they didn't tell us about the twinkie

Posted by: anachronda at June 12, 2026 10:51 AM (oY6Yp)

234 Morning, all. A very hot day here at Stately Poppins Manor.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
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My yard looks like a hay field. Must cut. Yuck.
Posted by: Braenyard

I took the morning off to mow.

It rained overnight. All night long. Still raining.

Morning all.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2026 10:51 AM (+gsxO)

235 El Niño?

********

"Nice surface ocean-warming cycle ya got there, Niño. It'd be a shame if something happened to it. Ya get my drift?"

Posted by: muldoon at June 12, 2026 10:51 AM (qgHp7)

236 >>Ilhan Omar Is BIG MAD Over Jerry Seinfeld’s Viral Response to Anti-Israel Influencer

LOL, maybe she's also mad about what Trump said about her yesterday?

Love how he will relentlessly needle jerks.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2026 10:51 AM (X8xt3)

237 El Niño esta puta.

-----La Nina
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 12, 2026 10:49 AM (g8Ew

Imma bus a cap in El Niño fo disrespectin me. -- El Negro

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2026 10:51 AM (ExV1e)

238 Alarming poll finds that only half of Americans do not care about the World Cup

FIFY

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2026 10:52 AM (ExV1e)

239 I'm sorry but I'm home from the road and lazy. I'm on Twatter. I found a thing.

You know those idiotic conversations Twatter sometimes has over washing of not washing eggs?

Here ya go.

https://tinyurl.com/2armyfh4

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2026 10:53 AM (dpXJq)

240 The 11 and 14 yr old yutes who robbed the lemonade stand are just jump starting their rap careers. They're real go getters

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 12, 2026 10:54 AM (IiEl1)

241
It rained overnight. All night long. Still raining.

Morning all.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2026 10:51 AM (+gsxO)

*looks at radar*

DAMN! You DID get rain.....Looks like the future home got lots of it as well. I REALLY need to get that back area shaped to remove the flood zone.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 10:54 AM (Zz0t1)

242 202 50 years ago it would have been unimaginable that black youths would think of robbing a lemonade stand in Southie. As stupid as they were, even they knew their bodies would not be found.

this just shows how much progress we've made as a society on the racial front.

Posted by: anachronda at June 12, 2026 10:54 AM (oY6Yp)

243 I've determined that one of the sources of my depression is lack of sun. Spending time watching sports on TV takes away from being outside and accomplishing things in the sun.

Yesterday was hopefully the start of a return to normalcy. I spent the entire afternoon resurfacing the roof of my camper. My face is sunned and my arms are adequately golfer's tanned.

I feel better already.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)

Consider drinking during the early morning hours such that you pass out in the sun during the afternoon. As you live in Texas, that should fix your sun problem pretty quick. Admittedly, you'd have another problem at that point but you'll have to schedule another visit to discuss that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2026 10:55 AM (ExV1e)

244 They wanted a family member, not a hired gun. Alex smiles at her like a proud papa.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 12, 2026 10:50 AM (snZF9)

This makes me very happy. So glad they are having such a good time.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 12, 2026 10:55 AM (PSEDc)

245 The 11 and 14 yr old yutes who robbed the lemonade stand are just jump starting their rap careers. They're real go getters
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 12, 2026 10:54 AM (IiEl1)

Jay-Z funded his career selling crack to rich white kids. He was killing 2 birds with one stone.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)

246 @230

>>Alex smiles at her like a proud papa.

She took the hardest gig in all of rock and has absolutely crushed it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 12, 2026 10:55 AM (XV/Pl)

247 @EndWokeness 2h

Public school in St. Paul, Minnesota
Every girl is in a hijab… in kindergarten
--
Remember, when they're wearing a hijab that means they're ready for marriage.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2026 10:56 AM (P4ocI)

248 She took the hardest gig in all of rock and has absolutely crushed it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 12, 2026 10:55 AM (XV/Pl)

Having to listen to Geddy Lee "sing"?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2026 10:56 AM (ExV1e)

249 successful Wolfe hunt?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 12, 2026 10:57 AM (xcxpd)

250 "Alarming poll finds that half of Americans do not care about the World Cup
"Only 22 percent of Americans said they were ‘very interested’ in the World Cup"

https://tinyurl.com/mrxk94ax
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2026 10:50 AM (rqNGS)

Because soccer sucks.

The more soccer influences other sports with the diving fake bullshit, the more other sports will suck.

The NBA is mostly unwatchable and LeBitch James shouldn't be allowed in the Hall of Fame for what he's done to the league with his flopping bullshit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)

251 246 @230

>>Alex smiles at her like a proud papa.

She took the hardest gig in all of rock and has absolutely crushed it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 12, 2026 10:55 AM (XV/Pl)

Press X

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 12, 2026 10:57 AM (xcxpd)

252 Lemonade stand kid hands thug a paper cup of lemonade and says, "Would you like me to pop a cap on that for you?"

Thug ducks for cover.

Posted by: muldoon at June 12, 2026 10:57 AM (qgHp7)

253 Where will we get the next generation of KKK otherwise?

Soros-Funded Group Launches Petition to Bully Charities Into Supporting Disgraced SPLC

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 10:57 AM (ndZc7)

254 @248

>>Having to listen to Geddy Lee "sing"?

Geddy's voice has always been a take it or leave it proposition.

There are millions upon millions of people who like his voice.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 12, 2026 10:57 AM (XV/Pl)

255 ...to prevent spills

Posted by: muldoon at June 12, 2026 10:58 AM (qgHp7)

256 >>The more soccer influences other sports with the diving fake bullshit, the more other sports will suck.

Heh, not the NHL!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2026 10:58 AM (X8xt3)

257 Consider drinking during the early morning hours such that you pass out in the sun during the afternoon. As you live in Texas, that should fix your sun problem pretty quick. Admittedly, you'd have another problem at that point but you'll have to schedule another visit to discuss that.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2026 10:55 AM (ExV1e)

This will be the activities over the 4th of July camping trip.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)

258 > Scientists Warn Latest El Nino Will Bring Heat, Floods, Droughts, Fires
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aka "weather"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 12, 2026 10:58 AM (jehhT)

259 Fortunately the kids lemonade stand in Kansas City, KS still appears to be safe:

https://tinyurl.com/5y4nmenz

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2026 10:59 AM (m6Eem)

260
Heh, not the NHL!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2026 10:58 AM (X8xt3)

The NHL still calls penalties for 'embellishment.' It's still sneaking in, ever so slightly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)

261 For the "Trump is just like Obama and giving Iran everything" crowd:

From the administration, the terms of the deal are:

"1. Nuclear material will be destroyed and removed
2. Nuclear program will be dismantled
3. None of their money released until they perform
4. Strait of Hormuz will be open
5. No Iran funding of terrorist groups

This is what they have agreed to. This is a performance-based deal.”

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 12, 2026 10:59 AM (Kdi1r)

262
I saw El Nino open for The Babies at the Fillmore West in '75.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 12, 2026 10:59 AM (iJfKG)

263
Heh, not the NHL!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2026 10:58 AM (X8xt3)

___________

I'm trying!

Posted by: Sidney Crosby at June 12, 2026 10:59 AM (rqNGS)

264 @230

>>Alex smiles at her like a proud papa.

She took the hardest gig in all of rock and has absolutely crushed it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 12, 2026 10:55 AM (XV/Pl)

Right? Talk about grace under pressure.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 12, 2026 10:59 AM (snZF9)

265 The more soccer influences other sports with the diving fake bullshit, the more other sports will suck.

The NBA is mostly unwatchable and LeBitch James shouldn't be allowed in the Hall of Fame for what he's done to the league with his flopping bullshit.

Posted by: Sponge

Anal Greese of the WNBA is the female Le Bron.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2026 11:00 AM (+gsxO)

266
Having to listen to Geddy Lee "sing"?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2026 10:56 AM (ExV1e)

His aging has forced the dropping of a few octaves and is much less like cats in a blender.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 11:00 AM (Zz0t1)

267 I don’t know which I care about less, the World Cup or El Niño.

Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026 11:00 AM (77rzZ)

268 The NHL still calls penalties for 'embellishment.' It's still sneaking in, ever so slightly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)

That IS the difference. Hockey penalizes diving. Soccer encourages it.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 12, 2026 11:00 AM (Kdi1r)

269 What's a world cup? A cup of what? Is it something Starbucks came out with? Overpriced new coffee?

Posted by: Case at June 12, 2026 11:00 AM (+zXtV)

270
Anal Greese of the WNBA is the female Le Bron.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2026 11:00 AM (+gsxO)

LOL!

She just sucks........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 11:00 AM (Zz0t1)

271
That IS the difference. Hockey penalizes diving. Soccer encourages it.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 12, 2026 11:00 AM (Kdi1r)

The NBA has the foul for it as well. The last time it was actually called was against LeBitch like 14 years ago.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

272
The Native Canadian looks like he's considering if General Wolfe would be better-

chicken fried or served with risotto and a nice Chianti.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 12, 2026 11:02 AM (iJfKG)

273 You know who else drew inspiration from the Frederick the Great story?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 12, 2026 11:02 AM (qRla/)

274 Nuclear material will be destroyed and removed
2. Nuclear program will be dismantled
3. None of their money released until they perform
4. Strait of Hormuz will be open
5. No Iran funding of terrorist groups

This is what they have agreed to. This is a performance-based deal.”

I’m sure Iran will do all 5 of those things no questions asked an exactly as they agree to.

Posted by: Heroq at June 12, 2026 11:04 AM (cZDTf)

275 Having to listen to Geddy Lee "sing"?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2026 10:56 AM (ExV1e)

His aging has forced the dropping of a few octaves and is much less like cats in a blender.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 11:00 AM (Zz0t1)

Now like old cats in a blender?

Posted by: naturalfake at June 12, 2026 11:04 AM (iJfKG)

276
LeBron is ruining the NBA's reputation, such as it is, with his flopping and, worse, his whining.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2026 11:04 AM (rqNGS)

277 LeBron is ruining the NBA's reputation, such as it is, with his flopping and, worse, his whining.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2026 11:04 AM (rqNGS)

It can all be traced back to the king of whine, Tim Duncan.

LeBitch has perfected the craft.

Again, my belief is, he should be banned from the Hall of Fame for his cancerous spread throughout the league.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 11:05 AM (Zz0t1)

278 The wit and wisdom of Jasmine Crockett.

GUYS!! It was just one stab.
People need to understand that

https://tinyurl.com/mpc69zpf

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 11:06 AM (ndZc7)

279 Soros-Funded Group Launches Petition to Bully Charities Into Supporting Disgraced SPLC
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Fifty years ago he would be in prison, deported or hanged.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2026 11:06 AM (P4ocI)

280 I do find it hysterical David Silver put a spike through the heart of all the haters claiming Trump wasn't even a Knicks fan when he attended game 3.

"Trump has been coming to Knicks games for a LONG time......."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 11:07 AM (Zz0t1)

281 *A cup of what?*
+++

Green dildos.

Posted by: FIFA marketing department at June 12, 2026 11:08 AM (rpara)

282 Left: all millionaires and billyonaiyaahs are evil

Also left: $50k for a Knicks game? Sign me up

Posted by: Heroq at June 12, 2026 11:08 AM (cZDTf)

283
GUYS!! It was just one stab.
People need to understand that

https://tinyurl.com/mpc69zpf
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 11:06 AM (ndZc7)

One stab.

TO THE HEART!

May one day, one of your precious 'yutes' take the same act against YOU. Let me know how that 'one stab' feels, twatwaffle.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 11:09 AM (Zz0t1)

284 Go to a Knicks game, get stabbed in the heart.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2026 11:10 AM (P4ocI)

285 It was only a 4 inch knife guys. And only used once. You’re so racist for thinking Mello is a killer.

Posted by: Heroq at June 12, 2026 11:10 AM (cZDTf)

286 Go to a Knicks game, get stabbed in the heart.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2026 11:10 AM (P4ocI)

San Antonio Spurs hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 11:10 AM (Zz0t1)

287 Again, my belief is, he should be banned from the Hall of Fame for his cancerous spread throughout the league.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 11:05 AM (Zz0t1)

It's the league and the refs. They let him get away with it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 12, 2026 11:10 AM (iERP6)

288 El Niño is Spanish for...The Niño

Posted by: one hour sober at June 12, 2026 11:11 AM (J4Dwc)

289 First US game is today. 6 est, 3 pac.

If nothing else root for the red and white and blue to win just to piss off the rest of the world.

Posted by: Heroq at June 12, 2026 11:11 AM (cZDTf)

290
It's the league and the refs. They let him get away with it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 12, 2026 11:10 AM (iERP6)

Valid. But he lives it. I can point the finger at him.

It's not the fans fault Silver wants to have his love child.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 11:11 AM (Zz0t1)

291 FIFA trying too grow soccer's popularity in the US by linking it to "equal pay for women's soccer" is akin to LGB,Inc. trying to grow public acceptance by joining forces with Trannsgender, Inc..

Posted by: muldoon at June 12, 2026 11:12 AM (qgHp7)

292 First US game is today. 6 est, 3 pac.

If nothing else root for the red and white and blue to win just to piss off the rest of the world.
Posted by: Heroq at June 12, 2026 11:11 AM (cZDTf)

It's not too late to get tickets! You can sit very top level in a corner for the low price of $873!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 11:12 AM (Zz0t1)

293 The Morning Rant is up, BTW.

Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026 11:12 AM (77rzZ)

294 FIFA trying too grow soccer's popularity in the US by linking it to "equal pay for women's soccer" is akin to LGB,Inc. trying to grow public acceptance by joining forces with Trannsgender, Inc..
Posted by: muldoon at June 12, 2026 11:12 AM (qgHp7)

The University of Washington women's team got beat by U14 boys.

U means UNDER and 14 means barely a teenager.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 11:13 AM (Zz0t1)

295
Speaking of the World Cup...

The Japanese team is playing here in Dallas tomorrow.

Interestingly, because the prices are so high for tickets and hotel, etc, etc, that-

people are flying in in the morning, watching the game, then immediately flying back home

Also, interesting...if instead of booking your round trip tickets through Waco(!) instead of DFW, you can save between 1500-3000 for the flights.

THE WORLD CUP

Making People Pay Insanely High Prices To Watch Grown Men Flop Around The Field Like Dying Fish

Posted by: naturalfake at June 12, 2026 11:13 AM (iJfKG)

296 I do’t follow nba whatsoever but should t LeBron be retired by now? I’ve been hearing his name since the 2000s. That’s a long ass career for pro sports.

Posted by: Heroq at June 12, 2026 11:14 AM (cZDTf)

297 First US game is today. 6 est, 3 pac.

If nothing else root for the red and white and blue to win just to piss off the rest of the world.

Posted by: Heroq at June 12, 2026 11:11 AM (cZDTf)

9 Eastern, 6 Pacific.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 12, 2026 11:15 AM (Kdi1r)

298 The University of Washington women's team got beat by U14 boys.

U means UNDER and 14 means barely a teenager.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 11:13 AM (Zz0t1)

The Women's World Cup Champions regularly loses to high school boys. It's how they train.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 12, 2026 11:16 AM (Kdi1r)

299 296 I do’t follow nba whatsoever but should t LeBron be retired by now? I’ve been hearing his name since the 2000s. That’s a long ass career for pro sports.
Posted by: Heroq at June 12, 2026 11:14 AM (cZDTf)

He barely plays. He's just milking his contract and padding his stats.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 12, 2026 11:19 AM (xcxpd)

300 291 FIFA trying too grow soccer's popularity in the US by linking it to "equal pay for women's soccer" is akin to LGB,Inc. trying to grow public acceptance by joining forces with Trannsgender, Inc..
Posted by: muldoon at June 12, 2026 11:12 AM (qgHp7)

True.

And good to see you, man

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 12, 2026 11:19 AM (xcxpd)

301 I just got 2 'Monster' sammiches at Kroger for $2.92 each. Score.

Posted by: Dr_No at June 12, 2026 12:03 PM (ayRl+)

302 It’s not September 13, which would be the best day to show this.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 12, 2026 12:20 PM (T6aVk)

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