Mid-Morning Art Thread

Little Denise
Theo van Rysselberghe

This amuses me greatly because of her loose-limbed posture that the artist captures quite well. The model is his six-year-old niece, who clearly isn't listening to instructions. That lean is her attempt at amusing herself while the boring adult finishes up.

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 Here

Posted by: RI Red at June 10, 2026 09:30 AM (GOpmI)

2 Yay, me!

Posted by: RI Red at June 10, 2026 09:31 AM (GOpmI)

3 Who dunnit?

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at June 10, 2026 09:31 AM (j7INY)

4 I love this!

Posted by: redridinghood at June 10, 2026 09:31 AM (NpAcC)

5 It’s been so long. Something about culling the otters.

Posted by: RI Red at June 10, 2026 09:31 AM (GOpmI)

6 too spotty would not hang

Posted by: Gref at June 10, 2026 09:31 AM (5rh/l)

7 Little Dot?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 10, 2026 09:32 AM (D0X9e)

8 I'll guess Seurat.

Posted by: gp at June 10, 2026 09:32 AM (Jr5Lq)

9 What's the point?

Posted by: Heavy Meta at June 10, 2026 09:32 AM (NgqoH)

10 What's the point? Six years old and already holding up the wall.

Posted by: huerfano at June 10, 2026 09:32 AM (VJX5o)

11 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

12
She seems to have lost her left arm. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2026 09:33 AM (q0muW)

13 I remember sponge painting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

14 I have performed my duties. Rustily, I might add.
Like the rust color in the Art!

Posted by: RI Red at June 10, 2026 09:33 AM (GOpmI)

15 She seems to have lost her left arm. Not art.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2026 09:33 AM (q0muW)

*sobs*

*runs screaming from room*

Posted by: Michelle Fields at June 10, 2026 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

16 Our granddaughter poses like that when waiting for the adults to get their collective shit together before going out.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 10, 2026 09:34 AM (jehhT)

17 I don't understand

Posted by: Winston Wilson at June 10, 2026 09:35 AM (LOZbR)

18 I'm not seeing the point of this painting.

Posted by: dantesed at June 10, 2026 09:35 AM (Oy/m2)

19 "I'll guess Seurat."

WRONG. Who the heck is "Theo van Rysselberghe?"

Posted by: gp at June 10, 2026 09:35 AM (Jr5Lq)

20 Hi little girl! Don't you want to help me and the puppet find my lost kitten? I have candy!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 10, 2026 09:35 AM (Kt19C)

21 She clearly wants to go run around outside and play.

Though she might have to change her dress when she gets back inside...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 10, 2026 09:35 AM (gnNyN)

22 It does remind one of a much more innocent time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

23 18 I'm not seeing the point of this painting.

It's kind of hard to spot.

Posted by: Delurker at June 10, 2026 09:36 AM (gtcuf)

24 Yum

Posted by: Joe Biden, family man at June 10, 2026 09:37 AM (pannP)

25 Girl looks well-appointed to deal with the day!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2026 09:37 AM (X8xt3)

26 I looked him up. 'Theo' is short for 'Theoldgraymareaintwhatsheusedtobe.'

Posted by: gp at June 10, 2026 09:38 AM (Jr5Lq)

27 Alternate title:

"Little Denise Was Completely Covered By Ants When They Invaded Her Home"*

*This painting brought to you by Orkin.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 10, 2026 09:38 AM (iJfKG)

28 I don't usually appreciate pointillism but the whimsy in this piece is pretty appealing.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 10, 2026 09:39 AM (pSHyr)

29 Probably up to no good, maybe put a toad in the cold soup terrine, just waiting for mom and the guests to notice?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2026 09:39 AM (X8xt3)

30 I'm not seeing the point of this painting.
It's kind of hard to spot.
Posted by: Delurker at June 10, 2026 09:36 AM (gtcuf)

Trying to decide if this is the high point or high spot of my day.

But you beat me to it!

So, Art. Red headed stepchild. My soul ….

Posted by: RI Red at June 10, 2026 09:40 AM (GOpmI)

31 If she were trans she'd be Denephew.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 10, 2026 09:40 AM (0nHVk)

32 "The Ring: At The Museum"

Posted by: gKWVE at June 10, 2026 09:40 AM (gKWVE)

33
Nice painting.

A kid that looks like a kid.

Doing kid things.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 10, 2026 09:41 AM (iJfKG)

34 32 Ha!

Posted by: gp at June 10, 2026 09:41 AM (Jr5Lq)

35 Painting of the Corn.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

36 To do the face detail, he abandons the pointillism technique, and uses plain old brushillism.

Posted by: gp at June 10, 2026 09:42 AM (Jr5Lq)

37 Too pixelated. Need to adjust the antenna.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 10, 2026 09:42 AM (syz1S)

38 35 Painting of the Corn.
Posted by: Sponge

I've heard of popcorn ceilings, but not corn kernel walls.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 10, 2026 09:43 AM (JCZqz)

39 Too pixelated. Need to adjust the antenna.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 10, 2026 09:42 AM (syz1S)

There's a reason the .50 dot pitch display didn't really sell.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

40
Ny sister and her husband Bill LePew
Wanted children but only had two
One boy, one girl apiece
The girl they named Denise
While the boy was called DeNephew

Posted by: muldoon at June 10, 2026 09:44 AM (qgHp7)

41 the entire painting was made with jelly beans

Posted by: Otto Penn at June 10, 2026 09:44 AM (sJHOI)

42 The girl they named Denise
While the boy was called DeNephew
Posted by: muldoon at June 10, 2026 09:44 AM (qgHp7)

I bet you're a hoot on trivia night at the local pub.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

43 At left, white lichens devour the marble mantle. 'Yum! Rock!', they exult.

Posted by: gp at June 10, 2026 09:45 AM (Jr5Lq)

44 Alternate title:

"Once Her Adoptive Family Realized That Little Denise Was Actually a 28 Year Old Woman Who Could Dance and Sing Like The Dickens, They Took Her To Hollywood Where She Became Shirley Temple"

Posted by: naturalfake at June 10, 2026 09:46 AM (iJfKG)

45 Sniffable!

Posted by: Joe Biteme at June 10, 2026 09:47 AM (EcZ7+)

46 SHOWERTIME!!!!!

Posted by: MC Biden at June 10, 2026 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)

47 18 I'm not seeing the point of this painting.

It's kind of hard to spot.
Posted by: Delurker at June 10, 2026 09:36 AM (gtcuf)
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You need deep focus...then the sailboat will simply jump out at you. Like magic!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 10, 2026 09:48 AM (gnNyN)

48 39 Too pixelated. Need to adjust the antenna.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 10, 2026 09:42 AM (syz1S)

There's a reason the .50 dot pitch display didn't really sell.
Posted by: Sponge

If you need to learn about televisions, Bjork is the best teacher. Her lesson is, uh...uniquely Bjork.

https://tinyurl.com/bdzma5uh

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 10, 2026 09:48 AM (JCZqz)

49 ---
You need deep focus...then the sailboat will simply jump out at you. Like magic!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 10, 2026 09:48 AM (gnNyN)

Here and I thought it was 3 dolphins.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

50 Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

********

Ha, I knew someone would beat me to it! Well done!

Posted by: muldoon at June 10, 2026 09:48 AM (qgHp7)

51 Very cute.

Posted by: Tuna at June 10, 2026 09:49 AM (lJ0H4)

52
How much for the little girl?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2026 09:49 AM (q0muW)

53 You need deep focus...then the sailboat will simply jump out at you. Like magic!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 10, 2026 09:48 AM (gnNyN)
I CAN'T SEE IT, ELAINE!!

Posted by: mR. pITT at June 10, 2026 09:50 AM (PSEDc)

54 Caps lock is the bane of my existence.

Well, one of them. I have plenty.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 10, 2026 09:51 AM (PSEDc)

55 Redrum! Redrum!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2026 09:51 AM (RIvkX)

56 I love pointalism, it almost seems impossible to produce and produce at this level.

Would hang in an entryway.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 10, 2026 09:52 AM (XV/Pl)

57 If you need to learn about televisions, Bjork is the best teacher. Her lesson is, uh...uniquely Bjork.

https://tinyurl.com/bdzma5uh
Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 10, 2026 09:48 AM (JCZqz)

What was that?!?

And the trinitron was an odd duck, having a vertical band shadow mask instead of the standard dot pitch mask.

And yeah, the 50kv at the tube means you should make sure it's completely discharged before messing around.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)

58 "His dots are WAY too small!" - Jeff Koons

Posted by: gp at June 10, 2026 09:52 AM (Jr5Lq)

59 Love this. Would hang in the guest room I'm hoping my grandbabies will sleep in one day. 'Course, I'd have to counter it with an adorable little boy pic. You understand (or maybe not - don't really care). Anyway, thank you for posting!

Posted by: Lady Who Lurks at June 10, 2026 09:53 AM (JCLJi)

60 I was going to dismiss this as one of those paintings where the style, in this case Pointilism, is more important than the scene. Admittedly, the technique is amazing. Being able to apply small dabs of paint of varied colors to create a coherent image astounds me.

Then I looked at the girl. CBD nailed it. She is leaning back on the wall while her uncle fiddles with the art stuff. She's not sulking, just bored and probably wishing she could go out and play instead of hanging around in a 'fancy' dress. Her eyes, directly staring at the viewer, say 'are we done yet?'. Rysselberghe may be showing a sense of humor by using this pose instead of a more formal and stuffy pose.

Posted by: JTB at June 10, 2026 09:54 AM (yTvNw)

61 Wow. They have a different color carpet going up the walls.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 10, 2026 09:54 AM (qFwJc)

62 Love it!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 10, 2026 09:54 AM (kG3Vo)

63 Love this painting. We had growing up “the wall’ photos. It was a rare photo of each of us individually and it perfectly captured our personalities. To this day many many years later are my absolute favorite. this painting is so timeless.

Posted by: Hyacinth at June 10, 2026 09:55 AM (ryp7h)

64 "His dot color fields are WAY too polychromatic!" - Roy Lichtenstein.

Posted by: gp at June 10, 2026 09:55 AM (Jr5Lq)

65 Clearly Theo was too sober at the time.

Posted by: Jackson Pollock at June 10, 2026 09:56 AM (qFwJc)

66 18 I'm not seeing the point of this painting.

It's kind of hard to spot.
Posted by: Delurker at June 10, 2026 09:36 AM (gtcuf)
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Should I break out a spot light?

Posted by: Rex B at June 10, 2026 09:57 AM (rgnea)

67 Super cute little girl. I like it. Sure as hell beats a nekkid lardass on an ottoman.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 10, 2026 09:57 AM (pohLc)

68 Dot's an interesting style, but a pointelless subject.

Or is it the other way 'round?

Denise has a kind-of uncanny valley expression.

Posted by: mindful webworker - amusing myself anyway at June 10, 2026 09:58 AM (dn9xm)

69 Sure as hell beats a nekkid lardass on an ottoman.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 10, 2026 09:57 AM (pohLc)

A day that will live in infamy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

70 What kind of an idiot associates himself with dots

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2026 09:58 AM (kG3Vo)

71 31 If she were trans she'd be Denephew.

Golf clap!

Posted by: Delurker at June 10, 2026 09:58 AM (gtcuf)

72 It's De NICE!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)

73 What kind of an idiot associates himself with dots
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2026 09:58 AM (kG3Vo)
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** AHEM ** Our sister would like a word with you...

Posted by: The Warner Brothers at June 10, 2026 09:59 AM (gnNyN)

74 i don't get all that, but the impishness comes through.
weird how such an adorable youngster can also lend a level of creepyness.

Posted by: cmeat at June 10, 2026 09:59 AM (R11M+)

75 My version is better

Posted by: Bob Ross at June 10, 2026 09:59 AM (M4amj)

76 70 What kind of an idiot associates himself with dots
Posted by: ...

I resent that.

Posted by: Samuel Morse at June 10, 2026 10:00 AM (rgnea)

77 My version is better
Posted by: Bob Ross at June 10, 2026 09:59 AM (M4amj)

She's not old enough for a happy little bush.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

78
Once I Started I Couldn't Stop - a limerick

The painting of Denise DeMoray
That began as an ordinary day
At first she was just freckled
But got totally bespeckled
When the artist got carried away

Posted by: muldoon at June 10, 2026 10:01 AM (qgHp7)

79 Looks like my niece …

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 10, 2026 10:02 AM (lX1yh)

80 I think the "creepiness" factor some are seeing is the uncanny valley created by her looking both doll like and human.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2026 10:02 AM (kG3Vo)

81 all but the most strictly raised children eventually slouch to whatever degree they can get away with.
to this day i'm gonna cop a lean eventually.

Posted by: cmeat at June 10, 2026 10:02 AM (R11M+)

82 Posted by: Aliss at June 10, 2026 10:03 AM (izLlr)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at June 10, 2026 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

83 76 70 What kind of an idiot associates himself with dots
Posted by: ...

I resent that.
Posted by: Samuel Morse

(Shouting in loud, electronically distorted, angry gibberish)

Posted by: Angine de Poitrine at June 10, 2026 10:04 AM (JCZqz)

84 ASS was complaining about Biden's 10% inflation, right?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

85 Really? [CBD]

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 10, 2026 10:05 AM (JCZqz)

86 In too late for the sailboat joke.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 10, 2026 10:05 AM (kYmoU)

87 What kind of an idiot associates himself with dots
Posted by: ...

I resent that.
Posted by: Samuel Morse at June 10, 2026 10:00 AM (rgnea)

Me too!

------Bryon Hyland

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 10, 2026 10:05 AM (g8Ew8)

88 'Stunning photorealism in that painting!" - Aldous Huxley on mescaline.

Posted by: gp at June 10, 2026 10:05 AM (Jr5Lq)

89 She ain't moving cause she's Velcro's to the wall

Posted by: Hook and loop at June 10, 2026 10:05 AM (HcoTw)

90 Cute little girl. Thanks for posting it, CBD.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2026 10:06 AM (PFs9e)

91 She's secretly replaced his coffee with Sanka and is waiting for him to take a sip.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)

92 If you need to learn about televisions, Bjork is the best teacher. Her lesson is, uh...uniquely Bjork.
Posted by: Moron Analyst

What was that?!?
Posted by: Sponge

Bjork- "I stopped being afraid because I learned the scientifical truth, which is much better. You shouldn't let poets lie to you."

Wise words from a crazy woman.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 10, 2026 10:07 AM (JCZqz)

93 What kind of an idiot associates himself with dots
Posted by: ...

I resent that.
Posted by: Samuel Morse

*********

There is definitely a code for THAT!!

Posted by: muldoon at June 10, 2026 10:07 AM (qgHp7)

94 Posted by: muldoon at June 10, 2026 10:01 AM (qgHp7

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2026 10:07 AM (PFs9e)

95 27 "...and the last is being eaten by the ants."

Posted by: cmeat at June 10, 2026 10:08 AM (R11M+)

96 That's kind of cool. All done with 'angry' little dots, taking care not to have them too close or too far apart.

If you could train a woodpecker, he could take over large areas of the painting for you.

Posted by: t-bird at June 10, 2026 10:09 AM (zQLjY)

97 I looks like the outside is even carpeted.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 10, 2026 10:09 AM (g8Ew8)

98 87 In too late for the sailboat joke.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair

Yeah, I think that ship has sailed.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 10, 2026 10:09 AM (JCZqz)

99 I once wrote a limerick in Morse code. I don't think it made it into the archives.

Posted by: muldoon at June 10, 2026 10:10 AM (qgHp7)

100 Spooky

Posted by: Heroq at June 10, 2026 10:10 AM (Usr8X)

101 Art

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at June 10, 2026 10:11 AM (yLs4M)

102 Like this , would hang.
Hadn't heard of this painter but he looked like he was a pointillist from this painting. Looked him up and this was his pointillist phase.
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 10, 2026 10:11 AM (6V12Q)

103 We've seen this artist's more traditional technique with his painting of the Schlobach sisters.

Posted by: Tuna at June 10, 2026 10:11 AM (lJ0H4)

104 She's secretly replaced his coffee with Sanka and is waiting for him to take a sip.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)
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Reminds me of the old meme around here, from many moons ago "We've secretly replaced his coffee with {insert something here}. Let's see if he notices."

Posted by: Bob Ross at June 10, 2026 10:11 AM (uhYyB)

105 Spooky

Posted by: Heroq at June 10, 2026 10:10 AM (Usr8X)

You asked for it............

https://youtu.be/lKBynY99350

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)

106 It occurs to me that this is the first time the British in Ireland will have the Ulstermen actively on the other side of the barricades, and I'm not sure the Army has what it takes to pacify Belfast on its own.

If the unrest starts getting serious, Starmer could be in for an embarrassment soon.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2026 10:11 AM (BI5O2)

107 "At first she was just freckled
But got totally bespeckled"

Reminds me of trying to keep a baby redhead slathered in sunscreen to prevent being eventually fully covered with freckles.

Unpossible!!!

And it ALWAYS gets in their eyes.

Posted by: Lady Who Lurks at June 10, 2026 10:11 AM (JCLJi)

108 Hillary, before the Highlander Quickening

Posted by: Methos at June 10, 2026 10:12 AM (OhZoB)

109 Smallpox was such a plague back then, even the scenery got it.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 10, 2026 10:13 AM (JCZqz)

110 I googled 'art painted by woodpecker,' and it says some wildlife centers do demo it for visitors, but damned if it can find an example image of one.

Paintings OF woodpeckers, OTOH, are frighteningly abundant.

Posted by: gp at June 10, 2026 10:13 AM (Jr5Lq)

111 Can't imagine getting a kid these days to stand still long enough for a portrait.

Posted by: Halfhand at June 10, 2026 10:13 AM (HjaZ4)

112 Just don't bury her in the Pet Semetary. It's tainted.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)

113 It occurs to me that this is the first time the British in Ireland will have the Ulstermen actively on the other side of the barricades, and I'm not sure the Army has what it takes to pacify Belfast on its own.

Backing the Irish on this one.

Posted by: Hello at June 10, 2026 10:14 AM (jC2+U)

114 111 I googled 'art painted by woodpecker,' and it says some wildlife centers do demo it for visitors, but damned if it can find an example image of one.

Paintings OF woodpeckers, OTOH, are frighteningly abundant.
Posted by: gp at June 10, 2026 10:13 AM (Jr5Lq)

Especially on social websites.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 10, 2026 10:14 AM (g8Ew8)

115 I once wrote a limerick in Morse code. I don't think it made it into the archives.
Posted by: muldoon at June 10, 2026 10:10 AM (qgHp7)

You forgot to connect the dots....

Posted by: dantesed at June 10, 2026 10:15 AM (Oy/m2)

116 This painting seems to be on point...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2026 10:15 AM (l3cgK)

117 116 I once wrote a limerick in Morse code. I don't think it made it into the archives.
Posted by: muldoon at June 10, 2026 10:10 AM (qgHp7)

You forgot to connect the dots....

Posted by: dantesed at June 10, 2026 10:15 AM (Oy/m2)

There were problems with the dashed out parts too...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2026 10:15 AM (l3cgK)

118 The Irish are rioting. The leadership condemns them for rioting.

Nothing is said about the immigrant that attempted to behead an innocent bystander.

Leadership is broken. Bigly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)

119 114 It occurs to me that this is the first time the British in Ireland will have the Ulstermen actively on the other side of the barricades, and I'm not sure the Army has what it takes to pacify Belfast on its own.

Backing the Irish on this one.
Posted by: Hello at June 10, 2026 10:14 AM (jC2+U)

Burn it all down, you red-nosed leprechauns!

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 10, 2026 10:16 AM (g8Ew8)

120 119 The Irish are rioting. The leadership condemns them for rioting.

Nothing is said about the immigrant that attempted to behead an innocent bystander.

Leadership is broken. Bigly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)

Will they continue to riot if you get them drunk? Why, yes, yes they will...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2026 10:16 AM (l3cgK)

121 According to PDJT, the two Apache pilots ditched their aircraft in the northern GOO with the unexploded Iranian drone wedged between them after slamming into the cockpit.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 10, 2026 10:16 AM (J4Dwc)

122
Nice art, CBD. Thank you.

Posted by: BifBewalski at June 10, 2026 10:17 AM (PnEh/)

123 Go Irish! Literally.

Posted by: Lady Who Lurks at June 10, 2026 10:17 AM (JCLJi)

124 "I made so many mistakes when I sent that telegram that I had to send it again," Tom said remorsefully!

Posted by: muldoon at June 10, 2026 10:17 AM (qgHp7)

125 According to PDJT, the two Apache pilots ditched their aircraft in the northern GOO with the unexploded Iranian drone wedged between them after slamming into the cockpit.
Posted by: one hour sober at June 10, 2026 10:16 AM (J4Dwc)

Unmanned Kamikaze.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)

126 Erin Go Bomb!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)

127 Looking at his Wiki page and other sites with examples of his paintings, I noticed something. van Rysselberghe manages to give a feel of realism, especially for the people, despite the abstract technique of his painting. The skin tones and poses seem natural, the facial expressions are detailed, the objects in the scene look 'right'. Even when he uses rather exaggerated colors, the realistic effect remains. It's an interesting combination.

Posted by: JTB at June 10, 2026 10:19 AM (yTvNw)

128 Too many dots. I don’t like dots.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 10, 2026 10:21 AM (bL6MK)

129 Demo by woodpeckers?...some on the deck.

Posted by: connected and litigious at June 10, 2026 10:22 AM (cS1cw)

130 Can't imagine getting a kid these days to stand still long enough for a portrait.
Posted by: Halfhand

**********

There's a technique for that...

Posted by: James Audubon at June 10, 2026 10:22 AM (qgHp7)

131 Demo by woodpeckers?...some on the deck.

Posted by: connected and litigious at June 10, 2026 10:22 AM (cS1cw)

nurse hardest hit.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

132 Penny for your thoughts, young lady?

The same thing I do every day, Theo - try to take over the world.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 10, 2026 10:23 AM (cONmN)

133 130 Can't imagine getting a kid these days to stand still long enough for a portrait.
Posted by: Halfhand
**********
There's a technique for that...
Posted by: James Audubon

Use dead ones?

Posted by: Creepy Victorians at June 10, 2026 10:24 AM (JCZqz)

134 I'm not sure the Army has what it takes to pacify Belfast on its own.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2026 10:11 AM (BI5O2)

The British army is laughably inept now. Hell, I doubt they could defend one of their own bases.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 10, 2026 10:24 AM (iERP6)

135
DOTS a nice painting...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2026 10:24 AM (x0n13)

136
The British army is laughably inept now. Hell, I doubt they could defend one of their own bases.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 10, 2026 10:24 AM (iERP6)

Aren't the Russians sending ships through the English Channel because they know the Brits can't do dick about it?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)

137 I'd apply a thin coat of syrups, various colors, to a canvas, sprinkle it with live ants, and then bring in a bunch of woodpeckers, various species, to have at it. Replenish ants occasionally as needed, until the birds are sated, and the work is complete. The paintings might sell, and the vids might go viral. Or not.

Posted by: gp at June 10, 2026 10:25 AM (Jr5Lq)

138 134 I'm not sure the Army has what it takes to pacify Belfast on its own.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2026 10:11 AM (BI5O2)

The British army is laughably inept now. Hell, I doubt they could defend one of their own bases.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 10, 2026 10:24 AM (iERP6)

Falklands 2, Exorcist missile boogaloo?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2026 10:26 AM (x0n13)

139 Daaaaaaaaang! A POINTILLIST Production! Haven't had one o' them in ages - and this guy's good also too … !

Posted by: Dr_No at June 10, 2026 10:28 AM (ayRl+)

140 The paintings might sell, and the vids might go viral. Or not.

Posted by: gp at June 10, 2026 10:25 AM (Jr5Lq)

Shit.....

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 10, 2026 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)

141
Totally off-topic:

"Whalefall"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67ho3OxCmmM

This upcoming movie could be good, possibly.

They definitely nailed the trailer.

Buuuuuut, the book was kind of a pile O'Poo.

Great high concept with a, maybe, 50 page story. The rest of the time was filled out with..."I hate my Daddy." Why didn't Daddy just love me? Why was he so hard on me? And finally, "Oh, well maybe he did kinda love me, the hard stuff helped me survive."

Same problem in the movie...maybe a 30 or so minute story. Hopefully, they can make the "outside the whale" parts better.

At best I see this as a Rocky/Noh mash-up.

Still..great trailer. Will get butts in seats.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 10, 2026 10:28 AM (iJfKG)

142 Falklands 2, Exorcist missile boogaloo?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

The Catholic Church can not confirm nor deny the existence of Exorcist missiles.

Posted by: Pope Leo XIV at June 10, 2026 10:28 AM (JCZqz)

143
Noh = Noah

Thx Ac!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 10, 2026 10:29 AM (iJfKG)

144 Exorcist missile > Exorcet missile

Don't take Exorcet if allergic to Exorcet.

Posted by: gp at June 10, 2026 10:29 AM (Jr5Lq)

145 Big Chief Squaw Speaks With Forked Tongue: Today Maine; tomorrow the world!

Elizabeth Warren
@ewarren
Congrats, @grahamformaine! Maine Democrats chose a fighter with the grit to take on billionaires and giant corporations and WIN.

This grassroots movement is just getting started. On to November—let's flip this seat and take back the Senate!

-
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 10, 2026 10:30 AM (ndZc7)

146 @liz_churchill10
10h
Absolutely awful…
The Irish Citizen that the Sudanese Invader tried to kill was a disabled man that had previously helped them move a few days prior…“The media is covering this up”

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at June 10, 2026 10:30 AM (3ImbR)

147 Aren't the Russians sending ships through the English Channel because they know the Brits can't do dick about it?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)

Yup. Their navy is pretty much stuck in port because they break all of the time.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 10, 2026 10:30 AM (iERP6)

148 Looked up some other works by this artist, he was really good in all of his phases.

You could definitely learn a lot from him.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 10, 2026 10:31 AM (XV/Pl)

149 I'm not sure the Army has what it takes to pacify Belfast on its own.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2026 10:11 AM (BI5O2)

Speaking of anarchy in the UK...

are places like London and/or Edinburgh in Scotland seeing demonstrations/riots?

I can't seem to get good info on that.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 10, 2026 10:31 AM (iJfKG)

150 I'd apply a thin coat of syrups, various colors, to a canvas, sprinkle it with live ants, and then bring in a bunch of woodpeckers, various species, to have at it. Replenish ants occasionally as needed, until the birds are sated, and the work is complete. The paintings might sell, and the vids might go viral. Or not.
Posted by: gp at June 10, 2026 10:25 AM (Jr5Lq)

Too much time and trouble. Just grab a straw a let the bodily fluids fly. More time for hookers & blow!

Posted by: Hunter at June 10, 2026 10:32 AM (JCLJi)

151 @ewarren
Congrats, @grahamformaine! Maine Democrats chose a fighter with the grit to take on billionaires and giant corporations and WIN.

This grassroots movement is just getting started. On to November—let's flip this seat and take back the Senate!

You're entire party is funded by billionaires. GFY, twat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)

152 Elizabeth Warren
@ewarren
Congrats, @grahamformaine! Maine Democrats chose a fighter with the grit to take on billionaires and giant corporations and WIN.

This grassroots movement is just getting started. On to November—let's flip this seat and take back the Senate!

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These shitstained democrats are getting scarier and scarier.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 10, 2026 10:33 AM (g8Ew8)

153 I'm not sure the Army has what it takes to pacify Belfast on its own.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

How many Uke's do you think they've employed? Or, will the EU use this as a text bed for their EUnuch army program?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 10, 2026 10:34 AM (diia5)

154 Tommy Robinson has posted a picture of Stephen Ogilvie, the Belfast victim, in hospital. Fair warning: it is brutal. A miracle this man is still alive.

https://tinyurl.com/mr256knd

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at June 10, 2026 10:34 AM (3ImbR)

155 Tommy Robinson has posted a picture of Stephen Ogilvie, the Belfast victim, in hospital. Fair warning: it is brutal. A miracle this man is still alive.

https://tinyurl.com/mr256knd
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at June 10, 2026 10:34 AM (3ImbR)

Age restricted. Darn.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)

156 Pointillism

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 10, 2026 10:35 AM (T6aVk)

157 Don't worry guys.

MS NOW: "You say there's nothing out there that could be concerning... And this may be a little bit rich..."

GRAHAM PLATNER: “There’s nothing out there that’s actually concerning. People make everything seem very concerning…”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 10, 2026 10:35 AM (ndZc7)

158 This bored little girl would eventually be the subject of a creepy black and white line drawing by Edward Gorey.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2026 10:35 AM (bFu5X)

159
GRAHAM PLATNER: “There’s nothing out there that’s actually concerning. People make everything seem very concerning…”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 10, 2026 10:35 AM (ndZc7)

When it comes out you've molested children, you should be hanged by the neck until dead, sick f*ck.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)

160
Yup. Their navy is pretty much stuck in port because they break all of the time.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 10, 2026 10:30 AM (iERP6)

The UK prioritizes the NHS over piffling things like national defense. That’s not on us. That is entirely on the UK Parliament and the people who elect them.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 10, 2026 10:36 AM (T6aVk)

161 DOGE eliminates USAID.

British Navy disintegrates. Coincidence?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 10:37 AM (Zz0t1)

162 According to PDJT, the two Apache pilots ditched their aircraft in the northern GOO with the unexploded Iranian drone wedged between them after slamming into the cockpit.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 10, 2026 10:16 AM (J4Dwc)

You can imagine THAT conversation.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2026 10:38 AM (kG3Vo)

163 @ewarren
Congrats, @grahamformaine! Maine Democrats chose a fighter with the grit to take on billionaires and giant corporations and WIN.

This grassroots movement is just getting started. On to November—let's flip this seat and take back the Senate!

You're entire party is funded by billionaires. GFY, twat.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 10:33 AM

On behalf of the few sane residents of the Commonwealth, I would like to apologize for our "senior" senator. And the "junior" one. And the rest of our congressional delegation...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2026 10:38 AM (bFu5X)

164 Scarborough tees up Platner with a softball, asks about his “so-called scandals."

“Give us a timeline of your struggles with PTSD."

The media's Platner Redemption Campaign is officially underway.

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A little touch of Auschwitz never hurt anybody.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 10, 2026 10:38 AM (ndZc7)

165 Morning.
Looks like fellow Moron Jeff Carter won his Republican primary for State Treasurer.
Congrats dude.

Posted by: Reforger at June 10, 2026 10:38 AM (bHWR0)

166
This Performance Speaks to Me - a limerick

The tap dancer Gregory Hines
Tried to fool men with suspicious minds
The secret of course
Was to tap it in Morse
So the audience could read between the lines

Posted by: muldoon at June 10, 2026 10:39 AM (qgHp7)

167 Would hang.

~ Motel 6

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 10, 2026 10:39 AM (TezPK)

168 I'm not sure the Army has what it takes to pacify Belfast on its own.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

They had trouble when it was just the IRA.
Add in a whole bunch of citizens and I'd seriously doubt it.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2026 10:39 AM (Iitca)

169 His name? Mohammad of course. He's 51 and is paying us 14 goats. Now stand up straight young lady!

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 10, 2026 10:40 AM (wGerL)

170
On behalf of the few sane residents of the Commonwealth, I would like to apologize for our "senior" senator. And the "junior" one. And the rest of our congressional delegation...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2026 10:38 AM (bFu5X)

It's not your fault. You can't go out eliminating your electoral competition. Legally, anyway.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)

171 Posted by: Reforger at June 10, 2026 10:38 AM (bHWR0)

That is Nevada BTW.

Posted by: Reforger at June 10, 2026 10:41 AM (bHWR0)

172 Watched some of Platner's interview with Mika. She looked very uncomfortable and he's an arrogant little rich boy.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 10, 2026 10:41 AM (6V12Q)

173 Watched some of Platner's interview with Mika. She looked very uncomfortable and he's an arrogant little rich boy.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 10, 2026 10:41 AM (6V12Q)

He was undressing both her and Joe with his eyes. Because he's that guy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)

174 I suspect elections in the UK are a honest as the ones here in Los Angeles.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 10, 2026 10:43 AM (qFwJc)

175 It's not your fault. You can't go out eliminating your electoral competition. Legally, anyway.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 10:40 AM

The law does still frown on that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2026 10:43 AM (bFu5X)

176 Too many dots. I don’t like dots.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 10, 2026 10:21 AM (bL6MK)

It's an acquired taste.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2026 10:44 AM (kG3Vo)

177
The law does still frown on that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2026 10:43 AM (bFu5X)

Damn lawyers.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 10:44 AM (Zz0t1)

178 Lloyd Bucher blinked in Morse code telling us that he had been tortured.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 10, 2026 10:44 AM (qFwJc)

179 Morning.
Looks like fellow Moron Jeff Carter won his Republican primary for State Treasurer.
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Nice!!

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2026 10:45 AM (kG3Vo)

180 From this morning's Today Show:

Talk about vague when explaining it away: “But Platner has weathered a series of scandals, including the most recent recently where three different women accused him of being toxic and unsettling during their relationships. Now, NBC News has not been able to verify The New York Times reporting on this story, but Platner has said that the accusations are politically motivated and in some cases, not true. Now, Platner also acknowledging that he was forced to cover up a tattoo that some say resembles a Nazi symbol. He said he got that tattoo while he was in the Marines and didn’t know the significance at the time.”

https://tinyurl.com/2mu8pxpf

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I guess it's like those pictures of Jesus in the toast. Maybe yes, maybe no.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 10, 2026 10:45 AM (ndZc7)

181 No need to apologize. We have far left doofus. Cory Booker and very recently far left Andy Kim. As well as the Senator ( gone now) who was indicted for corruption or bribery, Bob Menendez.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2026 10:46 AM (rZCVI)

182 Posted by: Reforger at June 10, 2026 10:38 AM (bHWR0)

Where did you see that?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 10, 2026 10:46 AM (iERP6)

183 Platner also acknowledging that he was forced to cover up a tattoo that some say resembles a Nazi symbol. He said he got that tattoo while he was in the Marines and didn’t know the significance at the time.”

He's a pathological liar. Where's his company mates to corroborate his story? They all got similar tattoos, right? That's what he claimed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)

184 That's [i[Senator Platner to you magats.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2026 10:48 AM (RIvkX)

185 Where did you see that?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 10, 2026 10:46 AM (iERP6)

A local news site called Carsonnow.

https://www.carsonnow.org/

Posted by: Reforger at June 10, 2026 10:48 AM (bHWR0)

186 Shith.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2026 10:48 AM (RIvkX)

187 Let he who is without sin cast the first stone

Graham Platner for Senate
@grahamformaine
Susan Collins is spineless and corrupt.
And in 147 days, we will defeat her.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 10, 2026 10:49 AM (ndZc7)

188 You can't go out eliminating your electoral competition. Legally, anyway.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 10:40 AM

The law does still frown on that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2026 10:43 AM (bFu5X)

I'm old enough to remember when US law was specifically and explicitly invoked in an attempt to eliminate the left's electoral competition. Legally.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 10, 2026 10:50 AM (Kdi1r)

189 Pointilism looks easy to do, but it ain't. They are time-consuming bastards to do. And unfortunately, no matter how well the artist may do it, pointilist paintings pretty much always look stiff.

Posted by: tankascribe at June 10, 2026 10:50 AM (NtoJk)

190 Little Denise
Theo van Rysselberghe

It's an adorable painting & I'd hang it.

I imagine it takes an incredible amount of time to get dot placement and colors just right, so his little niece had a reason to be bored.

The Met: Little Denise (Denise Maréchal, later Madame Georges Béart, 1883–1956)
Theo Van Rysselberghe Belgian
1889
On view at The Met Fifth Avenue in Gallery 825

Van Rysselberghe’s six-year-old niece, Denise Maréchal, poses next to a marble mantelpiece and underneath a fashionable Japanese hanging scroll. At once innocent and self-possessed, the little girl holds her own in the geometric, structured setting. (More)

Thanks

Posted by: The Gov's IT Team at June 10, 2026 10:50 AM (NFX2v)

191 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Cute art today. I like it.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2026 10:51 AM (2WIwB)

192 I read that painting as Little Debby.

Posted by: Eromero at June 10, 2026 10:52 AM (JxNhD)

193
I can't wait till Platner wins and we get DMs from him describing the inexpressible joy of jacking-off in the Senate Men's toilets.

He'll probably hold out until Miss Lindsay's pinching one off.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 10, 2026 10:52 AM (iJfKG)

194 I read that painting as Little Debby.
Posted by: Eromero at June 10, 2026 10:52 AM (JxNhD)

Because you woke up today craving snack cakes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)

195 Damn lawyers.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 10:44 AM

Ikr?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2026 10:53 AM (bFu5X)

196
Ikr?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2026 10:53 AM (bFu5X)

Geez I crack myself up.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)

197 According to PDJT, the two Apache pilots ditched their aircraft in the northern GOO with the unexploded Iranian drone wedged between them after slamming into the cockpit.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 10, 2026 10:16 AM (J4Dwc)

You can imagine THAT conversation.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2026 10:38 AM (kG3Vo)

Found two dudes with bigger balls than Trump.

Well done, guys.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 10, 2026 10:54 AM (dK+Kv)

198 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 10, 2026 10:49 AM (ndZc7

Well , it sounds like a truly uplifting campaign season with all sorts of appeals as to how they will help the people of their state. / s. Sounds like most political campaigns really .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2026 10:54 AM (ix8EF)

199 Platner also acknowledging that he was forced to cover up a tattoo that some say resembles a Nazi symbol. He said he got that tattoo while he was in the Marines and didn’t know the significance at the time.”
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To quote Peter Schickele, that sort of, kind of resemblance is called "identity."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 10, 2026 10:54 AM (amcLV)

200 On behalf of the few sane residents of the Commonwealth, I would like to apologize for our "senior" senator. And the "junior" one. And the rest of our congressional delegation...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2026 10:38 AM (bFu5X)
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There's a reason H.P. Lovecraft set so many of his stories in Massachusetts.

It wasn't just the climate...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 10, 2026 10:54 AM (gnNyN)

201 Trump Announces U.S. in “Final Throes” of Iran Deal — Strait of Hormuz Could Open in Just Days

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Those throes have been going on for quite awhile now.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 10, 2026 10:55 AM (ndZc7)

202 -
Those throes have been going on for quite awhile now.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 10, 2026 10:55 AM (ndZc7)

The Russia/Ukraine war was supposed to end on day one and the Iran conflict was supposed to take a couple weeks.

The electorate grows weary.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)

203 Graham Platner for Senate
@grahamformaine
Susan Collins is spineless and corrupt.
And in 147 days, we will defeat her.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 10, 2026 10:49 AM (ndZc7)

I am soooo conflicted over all of this.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 10, 2026 10:56 AM (g8Ew8)

204 Those throes have been going on for quite awhile now.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 10, 2026 10:55 AM (ndZc7)
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I wouldn't trust the IRGC as far as I could throe them.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 10, 2026 10:56 AM (amcLV)

205 Israel Ignores Trump’s Call for a Ceasefire, Strikes Lebanon

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You go, Bibi!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 10, 2026 10:57 AM (ndZc7)

206 I suspect elections in the UK are a honest as the ones here in Los Angeles.
Posted by: no one of any consequence

Might not be necessary to cheat in the UK considering it is a welfare state. They loves them some NHS, dole, and pensions.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 10, 2026 10:57 AM (diia5)

207 The electorate grows weary.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)

The electorate is asshoe.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 10, 2026 10:57 AM (dK+Kv)

208 I am soooo conflicted over all of this.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 10, 2026 10:56 AM (g8Ew

Yep.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 10, 2026 10:57 AM (dK+Kv)

209
The electorate is asshoe.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 10, 2026 10:57 AM (dK+Kv)

In most cases, yes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)

210

The Point

www.imdb.com/title/tt0067595

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2026 10:58 AM (Cqx++)

211 "Racism" is the perfect thought-control pseudo-crime. You get accused of it and you can never disprove it.

Thoughts and actions are two different things. You cannot criminalize thoughts.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 10, 2026 10:59 AM (qFwJc)

212 169 His name? Mohammad of course.

mohammad o'course? sounds irish.

Posted by: anachronda at June 10, 2026 10:59 AM (oY6Yp)

213 Is this a Magic Eye poster? When I squint just right I can almost see what looks like a little girl in a dress leaning against a wall.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 10, 2026 11:00 AM (cWLG3)

214 207 The electorate is asshoe.

spaceballs: the electorate

Posted by: major asshole at June 10, 2026 11:00 AM (oY6Yp)

215 "Idiocracy: The Realm.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 10, 2026 11:01 AM (qFwJc)

216 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

217 186 Shith.

always two, there are. the master and the apprentice.

Posted by: anachronda at June 10, 2026 11:04 AM (oY6Yp)

218 OK, I need a boob joke to calm down.

As the broadcast cut to Cardi’s performance, Ernie Johnson joked that the Knicks had been “competing with Cardi B here.”

The “WAP” singer was struggling to keep from spilling out of her outfit. [Charles] Barkley couldn’t help but notice. Without missing a beat, Chuck leaned in and delivered the line that’s now all over the internet:

“We lost,” he said. “I don’t know if those B’s. They might be Cardi D’s.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 10, 2026 11:05 AM (ndZc7)

219 B-52 headed east from Sigonella.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 10, 2026 11:06 AM (bNf8H)

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