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![]() Building the Mars rover Perseverance began in April 2020 and used 880,000 matchsticks and 28 gallons of wood glue by the time it was competed in the spring 2021. The massive matchstick model measures over 10 feet long, 9 feet wide, and 7 feet at its tallest point. In addition to having a remote control video camera mounted atop the mast, the rover can be remotely operated to move forwards and backwards.More photos here at Matchstick Marvels. ![]() ![]() Words of wisdom: "Because despite all our troubles, when things are grim out in that wide round world of ours, that's when it's really important to have a good hobby." Posted by: tankascribe at June 22, 2024 07:41 PM (HWxAD). If you have trouble finding something in the content or comments that resonates with you, contribute your own. Send thoughts, suggestions and photos of your hobbying to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com. Do mighty things. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Going to church is a hobby??
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 09, 2026 05:31 PM (1Ff7Z) 2
Oh... it's a church in Montana.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 09, 2026 05:32 PM (1Ff7Z) 3
Yes, I've been through Montana a couple of times. Only in the summer though. Nice long open roads.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 09, 2026 05:33 PM (1Ff7Z) 4
Almost had to drive through in winter, but I was told not to come....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 09, 2026 05:34 PM (1Ff7Z) 5
The closest I've ever been to Montana is playing Far Cry 5.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 09, 2026 05:37 PM (gnNyN) 6
Actually, if I think about it, I'm really only five blocks from Montana.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 09, 2026 05:38 PM (1Ff7Z) 7
Majestic.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2026 05:40 PM (z2aPa) 8
Sister moved from White fish to Florence MT recently. First time we visited we drove up Going to the Sun, a mountain goat jumped up on the rock wall, was framed perfectly by the car window and turned it's head to look in the car. I have the picture to prove it.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 09, 2026 05:40 PM (SC8Ww) 9
Passed through Montana in 2006 taking Lacey to Olympia, WA for the National Specialty (which she won). Traversed the Bitterroots in the late afternoon. Extraordinarily beautiful drive. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2026 05:41 PM (HdYcL) 10
Do you have any options for me?
Teddy's old place? Guess not, been on the market for two years. Think they'll take like twenty bucks for it? Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 09, 2026 05:41 PM (1Ff7Z) 11
I love the idea of living in Montana. From my (admittedly limited) research, though, any property I could afford is miles away from major amenities. Perhaps the Californians have already invaded.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 09, 2026 05:43 PM (wzUl9) 12
I took a "tour" of the cathedral by cell phone. They have a most beautiful stained glass window. I'm sure there are others as well.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2026 05:47 PM (PFs9e) 13
11 Perhaps the Californians have already invaded.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 09, 2026 05:43 PM *** Been a few years, but last time we were in Bozeman, they were calling it "Bozangeles." Posted by: TRex - mountain dino at May 09, 2026 05:48 PM (IQ6Gq) Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 09, 2026 05:49 PM (1Ff7Z) 15
Since I grew up in MT and am living here again, I will enjoy this thread.
A couple of things you might find interesting. When I was a kid, people gave directions in cain-sees: It's about two and a half cain-sees, as in you drive as far as you cain see... There's a restaurant in the eastern part of the state with the name the Road Kill Cafe: You Kill 'em, We Grill 'em. There was mention this week somewhere of Henrietta Rankin, who was the only vote I think? against the declaration of World War II. What wasn't mentioned is that she was also the only vote against World War I. The first woman representative. And you still let us vote. How brave of you. Probably the most relevant bit of history today is that the Vigilantes were a real thing in MTA. Controlled a lot of territory for a quite a few years. I don't remember much of my history, but enough to say that I don't think people take the threat of vigilantes as seriously as they ought to. Posted by: Wenda at May 09, 2026 05:49 PM (kyMpJ) 16
Is the speech by Captain Borodin in the Tom Clancy novel? I'm not sure, since I read it only once and that many years ago. If it is a creation of the screenplay, that is yet another reason why Hunt is one of the rare movies which is better than its source novel.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 09, 2026 05:49 PM (wzUl9) 17
Perhaps the Californians have already invaded.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 09, 2026 *** Been a few years, but last time we were in Bozeman, they were calling it "Bozangeles." Posted by: TRex - mountain dino at May 09, 2026 *** * Crosses Montana off retirement bolthole list * Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 09, 2026 05:51 PM (wzUl9) 18
Where's the dental floss ranch?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 09, 2026 05:51 PM (Cqx++) 19
After replacing the tie rods on my Kubota tractor I noticed the front axel was jacked. It was causing a noticeable "bump" in the steering when turning left.
Loose bracket and a roached gasket. Bracket fixed. Gasket will have to survive though mowing season. It's a bit more complicated than the steering rack bracket. IOW... there's a lot more shit to take off and then put back on. Can only imagine the tractor maintenance needed for a place in Montana with acreage. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 09, 2026 05:52 PM (jehhT) 20
I would guess there is more than one " train station " in Montana
Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2026 05:52 PM (z2aPa) 21
Had an Auto Union DKW motorcycle, Earles front end. Great 2 stroke dirt bike.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 09, 2026 05:54 PM (Kt19C) 22
Good evening Hobbiests
To raise a crop of dental floss maybe? A state would love to see but won't get to go Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2026 05:55 PM (ZvL9a) 23
I've been to Montana many times. Stayed in Sydney and Hardin when I worked at Holly Sugar.
Posted by: Ronster at May 09, 2026 05:56 PM (H2WUE) 24
Does being a Vigilante count as a hobby?
Posted by: RI Red at May 09, 2026 05:56 PM (jkyX4) 25
Wenda - wifey and I are AMTRAKing to WhiteFish in the fall, for a Dude Ranch experience. really looking forward to it. Wifey is a Brit, and has always wanted to see Big Sky. I will ride horsies a little, as its a working cattle ranch. She will sing and cook and drink and dance, and 'nature' and campfire. We're very excited about it.
Posted by: goatexchange at May 09, 2026 05:57 PM (hyS0X) 26
Top tip: if you go beyond the town, look for a sign that says "Road not maintained. Proceed at your own risk." When you see the sign, turn around. Trust me.
********** Oh sure, NOW you say turn around. I recall that being voiced before and several times during the first third of that trip (not that the second two thirds was any better). When the passenger has to get out the car every so often to move very large rocks from the "road" and you can't see the bottom of the side drop offs...the fact that we are still married is a major miracle. Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at May 09, 2026 05:58 PM (IQ6Gq) 27
Wenda - wifey and I are AMTRAKing to WhiteFish in the fall, for a Dude Ranch experience. really looking forward to it. Wifey is a Brit, and has always wanted to see Big Sky. I will ride horsies a little, as its a working cattle ranch. She will sing and cook and drink and dance, and 'nature' and campfire. We're very excited about it.
Posted by: goatexchange at May 09, 2026 *** Sounds delightful. I haven't been on a horse in many years, and expect that I would need to learn all over again -- and deal with muscle pains afterward. Yes, the horse is doing the major work, but your legs are working too. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 09, 2026 05:59 PM (wzUl9) 28
Lots of small towns that are not too expensive. Several small towns along the Bitterroot are getting $$ but careful looking will still buy something ok. I've been in MT for nearly 50 years and it is getting "found".
Posted by: free tibet at May 09, 2026 05:59 PM (iNp3L) 29
My family took a lot of US driving vacations when we were kids but not as far as Montana. I wish I was old enough to have appreciated that more.
I gave my friends children a HUGE Amazon box that I had. I don't have kids yet but I think until they're ten, I could probably getaway with giving them huge, empty boxes. The kids made a very nice house out of it. I was impressed. And I'm on my computer and when I came to the site instead of the usual ads, there actually was a gambling wheel!! I think fate may be telling me to take up online gambling as a hobby!!! Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 09, 2026 05:59 PM (Sco7b) 30
Western Montana is quite liberal between Californians moving there and the college cities. Eastern Montana may not be too bad, but it doesn't have all the mountain beauty. Houses in the small towns may not be too expensive but its a long drive to city amenities.
If I ever take the plunge to move I'm thinking Wyoming is the state for me. Or if I bought a small place in Arizona to spend winters in, maybe back to western ND, but I was wimpy for winter as a kid and after decades in Colorado I just don't think I can hack the cold, and eastern Montana would be the same thing. Posted by: PaleRider at May 09, 2026 06:00 PM (PV+Zw) 31
Never been to Montana. In fact, I've never been west of the Mississippi River. But in 1969 I read Travel With Charley by Steinbeck. (Still my favorite Steinbeck book.) I have always remembered this quote: “I am in love with Montana. For other states I have admiration, respect, recognition, even some affection, but with Montana it is love.” That was followed by “Montana seems to me to be what a small boy would think Texas is like from hearing Texans”
Fifty-plus years later I still think I would love the place based on nothing more than Steinbeck's brief mentions. If I were to move these days, and I'm not, it would be to someplace with less snow like the Florida panhandle. I can deal with hurricanes and have, but shoveling snow is an increasing challenge. Posted by: JTB at May 09, 2026 06:00 PM (yTvNw) 32
Montana!
I love Montana. Me and my boys have been all over western MT. Dirt roads are the way to go. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 09, 2026 06:01 PM (A5RD0) 33
The Grateful, you need to add "good sport" to your nic.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2026 06:01 PM (z2aPa) 34
Dude! Montana!
Born in Butte, grew up in Billings (and Cody WY, which is a suburb of Billings - jk). Moved back there with my kids after the army, before moving to CO. Son 2 lives in Helena. I LOVE Montana. I wanted to move back. Wife said no (problematic relatives). We compromised: we live in Idaho. Going back at the end of May for a family gathering. Can't wait. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 09, 2026 06:01 PM (0aYVJ) 35
Sitting on my patio in Florence MT testing the new fire pit while Mr nec plays with Violet the wonder beagle. Please visit MT, if you want to move here from CA, OR or WA we have bears, stay away.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 09, 2026 06:02 PM (8Jfx0) 36
If you go to Helena, take the trolley tour. The driver narrates the history of the city, including a story about a WWII era fighter pilot who flew his rig between the steeples of the cathedral.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 09, 2026 06:03 PM (0aYVJ) 37
Does being a Vigilante count as a hobby?
Posted by: RI Red at May 09, 2026 05:56 PM (jkyX4) If it dies, Batman probably took it too far. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 09, 2026 06:03 PM (zZu0s) 38
Pale Rider. Enclaves of Western MT are liberal. Missoula and Bozeman. They pollute the area. The Ravalli Valley is very conservative.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 09, 2026 06:04 PM (8Jfx0) 39
I actually loved Montana...especially Glacier. I had always insister that Yosemite was the most beautiful park in the country until I visited Glacier. Now Yosemite is a definite #2. But I enjoyed the rest of the state, too. People are great, scenic, affordable - and yes, last time we were there many Californians were moving there. Lady at the gas station was not very happy about that, until I told her most would leave with the third or fourth snowfall! Actually, the weather is the only thing that kept it off our list of potential retirement states.
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at May 09, 2026 06:06 PM (IQ6Gq) 40
Top tip: if you go beyond the town, look for a sign that says "Road not maintained. Proceed at your own risk." When you see the sign, turn around. Trust me.
Grateful, there is/was a road quite near us that is clearly marked on the maps as going all the way through from the north down to our place. Mrs. Red was recovering from a broken kneecap (snowboarding, which is a hobby, so not OT). She was in her PJs and it was the day before turning in our jeep on a new one, so we decided to go for a Sunday drive, which turned into an exploration. Halfway down it was clear that it was no longer a road; 3/4 of the way down we were in a stream bed canted at least 30 degrees to the right. She looked at me and said, “Can you back up?” Nope. We broke through finally and still can’t believe we were that dense. Love my jeeps! Which is also a hobby. Posted by: RI Red at May 09, 2026 06:06 PM (jkyX4) 41
Apparently 'Montana' is a Hobby. Cool.
We have been 'training' for our Montana sojourn: - Wifey has bought an entirely new 'western-themed' wardrobe. - I have started sampling Montana whiskeys and bourbons. We are ready. Posted by: goatexchange at May 09, 2026 06:07 PM (hyS0X) 42
And you must stop at Trixie’s Antler Saloon in Ovondo.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 09, 2026 06:08 PM (A5RD0) 43
Addendum to wife not wanting to move back to MT: gets cold there. Boise has much milder winters.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 09, 2026 06:08 PM (0aYVJ) 44
I would like to live in Montana to raise rabbits, marry a "round American woman," and drive a recreational vehicle....
Posted by: Captain Borodin at May 09, 2026 06:08 PM (jehhT) 45
The Grateful, you need to add "good sport" to your nic.
Posted by: Ben Had ********** Oh, I learned. Now he has to submit in advance a list of roads he wants to drive on, so I have time to review them online. And yes, I have veto powers!!!! Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at May 09, 2026 06:10 PM (IQ6Gq) 46
Wifey has bought an entirely new 'western-themed' wardrobe.
- I have started sampling Montana whiskeys and bourbons. We are ready. Posted by: goatexchange at May 09, 2026 *** I'm in the Deep Swamp and now that I've retired, I wear cowboy boots nearly all the time when I go out. They are not that hot (I'm usually not out for that long) and are very comfortable and practical. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 09, 2026 06:10 PM (wzUl9) 47
My younger brother was born in Plentywood, MT.
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at May 09, 2026 06:10 PM (VCgbV) 48
If you like genealogy I stumbled across a website database that identifies soldiers and sailors in the civil war. I typed in my name and a ton of names appeared. But only two from Texas, Henry and William. Henry is my great great grandfather. Says they served in the 17th Texas Regiment. Pretty cool.
https://t.co/9AbZVxCz7R Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 09, 2026 06:11 PM (l26NL) 49
We broke through finally and still can’t believe we were that dense.
Love my jeeps! Which is also a hobby. Posted by: RI Red ******* so what you're telling me is never get into a jeep with you. thank you in advance! Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at May 09, 2026 06:11 PM (IQ6Gq) 50
goatexchange, it is not a wise idea to wear new jeans that are snug fitting when riding, especially if you haven't done it in quite some time. The expression, "chaps my ass" comes to mind.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2026 06:12 PM (z2aPa) Posted by: nurse ratched at May 09, 2026 06:12 PM (A5RD0) 52
I live on a high plateau. Mountains in three directions, a valley in the fourth. It's a development, so I have neighbors, but I can't see another house from any of my windows.
I have to warn visitors in the summer not to leave a window open, because the bears will walk in. I used to have an elk herd surround the house in spring and fall, but I guess we're too civilized for them now. Deer, though. Every place, all the time. Grrr. Posted by: Wenda at May 09, 2026 06:13 PM (kyMpJ) 53
Only been to Montana a couple of times when I was a kid. I do remember it was a beautiful place. Like to see it again.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2026 06:13 PM (viF8m) 54
If we ever decide to decamp from KY and WV I think we'll relocate to Florida. Gulf coast. Piss away every dime saved on a Gulf front condo.
Probably lose it all in a hurricane a year after closing. 'Tis my luck. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 09, 2026 06:14 PM (jehhT) Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 09, 2026 06:15 PM (D1E+2) 56
Our Lady of the Rockies is lovely. She is all lit up at night. You can see her from downtown Butte.
Flathead Lake is stupid gorgeous. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 09, 2026 06:15 PM (A5RD0) 57
There is a biography of the first territorial governor of Montana: Immortal Irishman. It's the strange journey of Thomas Meagher. It's a good read, but I think the author downplayed the event of his death on a riverboat on the Missouri. Most likely it was because he got blind drunk and fell overboard. But, that aside, he was a truly unique man.
And, because Irish, his name is pronounced Marr. Posted by: Pug Mahon, pronounced Muh-Hone at May 09, 2026 06:16 PM (0aYVJ) 58
>>Deer, though. Every place, all the time. Grrr.
Universal pests. Watching a couple out my window eating their way through the conservation land toward me. Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2026 06:17 PM (viF8m) 59
so what you're telling me is never get into a jeep with you. thank you in advance!
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at May 09, 2026 06:11 PM (IQ6Gq) Gonna be tough hiking around the Range! Posted by: RI Red at May 09, 2026 06:17 PM (jkyX4) 60
One dead in Glacier NP, two injured in Yellowstone NP, just in the last week. Yes, we have grizzly bears in Montana. They are cranky when they wake up. If you decide to visit Montana anyway then bring bear spray(but not on a plane). I prefer the little .454 bass cans.
Posted by: Next2Nothing at May 09, 2026 06:18 PM (tA1/w) 61
Says they served in the 17th Texas Regiment. Pretty cool.
https://t.co/9AbZVxCz7R Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 09, 2026 06:11 PM (l26NL) One of my was in the 21st. Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 09, 2026 06:18 PM (1Ff7Z) 62
Our Lady of the Rockies is lovely. She is all lit up at night. You can see her from downtown Butte.
Flathead Lake is stupid gorgeous. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 09, 2026 06:15 PM (A5RD0) Once drove through during some snow squalls. We could see her clearly, an unearthly bluish glow. Posted by: Pug Mahon, pronounced Muh-Hone at May 09, 2026 06:18 PM (0aYVJ) 63
Most of what I've read about Montana has been fly fishing articles. They make it sound like a paradise for trout fishing. And the photos are breathtaking.
The other hobby-related connection is black powder cartridge shooting. Shiloh Sharps rifles are made there, there are a number of BP shooting competitions and gatherings. Also, Matthew Quigley came from Montana before going to Australia. Posted by: JTB at May 09, 2026 06:18 PM (yTvNw) 64
I jumped out of an airplane in MT. 10,000 feet.
For my 40th birthday. Lost Prairie. I had just gotten divorced and needed to clear my soul. It was cathartic. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 09, 2026 06:19 PM (A5RD0) 65
Thanks for the mighty Montana Hobby Thread, T Rex!
We are going to Glacier National Park later this summer. So excited to see it! We need to check out those dino bones. Amazing collections there. Montana and Wyoming are amazing states in their varied landscapes and geology. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 09, 2026 06:19 PM (vrNzf) Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2026 06:19 PM (z2aPa) 67
Deer, though. Every place, all the time. Grrr.
Universal pests. Watching a couple out my window eating their way through the conservation land toward me. Posted by: JackStraw ********** Agreed. I've been so limited with what I can plant here, and at the end of the season they consider most everything fair game. Only season I'm safe is spring, due to all the daffodils, which they won't touch. Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at May 09, 2026 06:20 PM (IQ6Gq) 68
Butte was also the location oy the MEPPS station when I enlisted. No matter how hard I try to leave, it keeps drawing me back.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, pronounced Muh-Hone at May 09, 2026 06:20 PM (0aYVJ) 69
so what you're telling me is never get into a jeep with you. thank you in advance!
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at May 09, 2026 06:11 PM (IQ6Gq) Gonna be tough hiking around the Range! Posted by: RI Red *********** Guess I should amend that to "thanks for the warning" Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at May 09, 2026 06:22 PM (IQ6Gq) Posted by: nurse ratched at May 09, 2026 06:22 PM (A5RD0) 71
Deer, one man's pest is another's carpaccio.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2026 06:22 PM (z2aPa) 72
You may or may not know that Evel Knievel and a good friend named Awful Knawful. (That spelling isn't right but I don't know what it was.)
And yes now that I'm not skiing snow isn't as much fun. But believe me, it makes me top of the list for grandchildren visiting come winter! Posted by: Wenda at May 09, 2026 06:24 PM (kyMpJ) 73
Pug, I love Butte.
Uptown is historic. I love the Finlan Hotel with all the gorgeous copper inlay in the lobby. Stayed there many times. Drank at the Acoma. And at the M&M. The Helsinki Tavern….. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 09, 2026 06:24 PM (A5RD0) 74
And yes now that I'm not skiing snow isn't as much fun. But believe me, it makes me top of the list for grandchildren visiting come winter!
Posted by: Wenda at May 09, 2026 06:24 PM (kyMpJ) Can you still do cross country? Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 09, 2026 06:25 PM (1Ff7Z) 75
Wife loves the shows about ghosts and bigfoot and such. The area around Butte, Anaconda, and Virginia City is a goldmine of ghost activity. Funny thing is the old hospital I was born in is apparently haunted. St James moved to a nicer building up the hill.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, pronounced Muh-Hone at May 09, 2026 06:25 PM (0aYVJ) 76
My decamp Texas spot would be a small village on the Amalfi coast.
Posted by: Ben Had I think mine would be in the Davis Mountains. Alpine, Marfa or Ft Davis. It'll never happen but it's fun to dream. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 09, 2026 06:26 PM (l26NL) 77
We are going to Glacier National Park later this summer. So excited to see it!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient ********** You are going to love it. We did one 5mi hike one day and it was sunny and very hot. Did another 5 miler the next day, and it was snow and ice. And the rangers do close hiking routes if bears are sighted close by. Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at May 09, 2026 06:26 PM (IQ6Gq) 78
>>Deer, one man's pest is another's carpaccio.
Not here. They are protected. And they multiply like rabbits. Pretty dark in this town at night. Very few streetlights and a lot of conservation land. Gotta keep your head on a swivel driving at night. Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2026 06:27 PM (viF8m) 79
And the rangers do close hiking routes if bears are sighted close by.
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at May 09, 2026 06:26 PM (IQ6Gq) Huh? Seems like they'd flee at the sight of a T-Rex. Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 09, 2026 06:28 PM (1Ff7Z) 80
Orange Ent, no, I never enjoyed that. I prefer to let the mountain do the work and just slither down. Oh, well.
Posted by: Wenda at May 09, 2026 06:29 PM (kyMpJ) 81
JTB, you should ask garrett about fly fishing in Montana. He used to guide.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2026 06:29 PM (viF8m) 82
And the rangers do close hiking routes if bears are sighted close by.
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at May 09, 2026 06:26 PM (IQ6Gq) Huh? Seems like they'd flee at the sight of a T-Rex. Posted by: OrangeEnt ************* Ha! They closed it prior to our TRex's arrival... Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at May 09, 2026 06:30 PM (IQ6Gq) 83
79 Huh? Seems like they'd flee at the sight of a T-Rex.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 09, 2026 06:28 PM *** The rangers close the paths to protect the bears from T-Rex, not the other way around. Posted by: TRex - jingle those keys loud while hiking at May 09, 2026 06:31 PM (IQ6Gq) Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 09, 2026 06:31 PM (D1E+2) 85
JackStraw, that is our feral pig problem here even though it is open season on them.
5 roadkill in the 3 miles from my driveway to the highway. Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2026 06:31 PM (z2aPa) 86
If you are in Southern Montana, go see Yellowstone Park.
If you are in NW Montana, go see Glacier Park. For either place, go as much as possible off of "peak tourist" as your schedule and weather tolerance allows. If you just want to chill, grab some friends, some beers, some water and munchies, a large inflatable raft, and just float down the Yellowstone River in the mellow runs after it has left the park. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 09, 2026 06:32 PM (HlyYF) 87
Do not mess with bears. There is a difference in temperament between black bears and grizzlies, but, you know, just be vigilant. We once saw a black bear in Glacier that was bigger than many grizzlies I've seen. Yuge. The friggin' tourists were chasing him (a big old boar is my guess). Dummies.
Grizzlies are far more easily aggravated. Two of my friends in Cody came across a grizzly near Pahaska Teepee, while hunting. Bear got one by the arm, while the other emptied his .357 magnum at the bear's skull. Did not kill the bear, but it was hurt enough that it finally let them go. Posted by: Pug Mahon, pronounced Muh-Hone at May 09, 2026 06:32 PM (0aYVJ) 88
Ha! They closed it prior to our TRex's arrival...
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at May 09, 2026 06:30 PM (IQ6Gq) The rangers close the paths to protect the bears from T-Rex, not the other way around. Posted by: TRex - jingle those keys loud while hiking at May 09, 2026 06:31 PM (IQ6Gq) Bigger teeth, but the claws.... Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 09, 2026 06:32 PM (1Ff7Z) 89
With all due respect to our TX friends, Montana is BIG. Everything is big, including the sky and the stars!
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at May 09, 2026 06:33 PM (IQ6Gq) 90
[Top Photo: Cathedral of St. Helena, Helena, Montana]
*** What are you hobbying? I'm hobbying the 'Old World' conspiracy. That cathedral fits right in. And then you add the Capitol Building, being built at the same time. How and by whom? The miners in their spare time? I hope we'll find out someday. Posted by: t-bird at May 09, 2026 06:33 PM (9I5W+) 91
>>5 roadkill in the 3 miles from my driveway to the highway.
Wow. We only get the two legged pigs around here. Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2026 06:33 PM (viF8m) 92
Orange Ent, no, I never enjoyed that. I prefer to let the mountain do the work and just slither down. Oh, well.
Posted by: Wenda at May 09, 2026 06:29 PM (kyMpJ) I did it because it's cheap compared to downhill. I didn't want to hit a tree. Doesn't seem to be as much equipment on the market as there used to be. Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 09, 2026 06:34 PM (1Ff7Z) 93
Montana is on our list to visit, both Yellowstone and Glacier National Parks.
No hobbying for me; went through trigger finger release surgery and am impatiently waiting for the incision to heal up. As it's in an awkward place -- right where the Line of Head and Life Lines meet near the edge of the palm -- the scab keeps cracking open. Luckily I have surgical gloves (used for painting) to keep the hand dry and clean while trying to do a little in the kitchen. So maybe in another couple of weeks I'll get to start a new painting. Posted by: tankascribe at May 09, 2026 06:36 PM (NtoJk) 94
Has anyone seen polynikes around?
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