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Old Civilizations, Wonderful Things

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Still true

It was a relief to see the astronauts make it safely through re-entry and successfully splash down in the Pacific last night. I read that Congress would not allocate funds for much new development for this mission, so much of the technology was 50 years old. But when lunar landings start again, with rovers and a planned permanent moon base, new technology will be contracted out to private firms.

The artist's rendition of a future moon base here reminds me of some of the torn-up landscape we passed this week from the probably-doomed high-speed rail project in California. Except that there was a lovely ranch house a few hundred feet away, over a small ridge.

Is California government, with Gavin Newsom and Eric Swalwell, a dying civilization?

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One wonderful thing that has happened in California recently is that Victor Davis Hanson is looking and sounding much better after his cancer surgery (with a complication). He is a tough guy. Some commentary from him below.

Old Civilizations, Wonderful Things

ABC quoting Trump on April 8:


"A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don't want that to happen, but it probably will," Trump wrote on his social media platform.

At the same time, continuing a series of mixed messages, Trump said "maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen" now that the U.S. is dealing with "different, smarter, and less radicalized" leaders in Iran.

Ace on April 8:

Communist Dingbats Yesterday Until 7pm: Trump Is a Madman! He Will Nuke the World!

Communist Dingbats at 7:01pm: TACO! Trump Is a Huge Pussy Too Afraid to Do What Is Needed and LET THE NUCLEAR BIRDS FLY!!!!

An amazing collection of commentary on Trump's usual "chaos" step in his negotiation tactics. (Don't comment on old threads)

I noticed that the government of Iran (or whoever is sort of running things) did not believe that Trump was going to kill everyone in the country. They sent women and children out to become human shields for dual use facilities which Trump said he was going to bomb. In other words, THEY were willing to kill everyone to win.

But if you have to communicate with a reasonable sceptic, VDH may help, with By All Means, Let the War Crimes Trials Begin:

The Left and some on the Right went crazy over a recent Trump tweet.

He warned that if the Iranian regime did not cease blocking the international Strait of Hormuz, he would hit its dual military-civilian infrastructure. He promised that “a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again.”

His wording may have been sloppy, but Trump obviously meant that the murderous civilization/culture of radical Iranian theocratic Islam would cease to exist and wouldn’t come back once power plants and transportation systems crucial to the regime’s survival were cut off.

Why do we know that?

Because, unlike in most prior American wars, Trump has never targeted dual-use infrastructure—not in bombing ISIS, not in removing the Venezuelan thug Nicolás Maduro, not in the 2025 bombing of Iran’s nuclear facilities, and not in the present war—with the exception of a key bridge central to the regime’s efforts to reposition missile assets to avoid air strikes.

Ever since Trump announced that “help is on the way” to the Iranian people, the entire aim of the five-week war has been to selectively target the regime’s command and control and military assets.

The goal was to diminish its threats abroad, while weakening and humiliating the mullahcracy at home—so that soon the Iranian people might at last be able to overthrow the odious theocracy.

Trump’s critics knew all that.

But they see political advantage in tagging Trump as a Strangelovian madman, no different from the Nazi criminals in the docket at Nuremberg.

A few less unhinged people argue that his rhetoric nevertheless comes across as unpresidential.

Perhaps.

But it may be no accident that his Gen. Curtis LeMay-like bluster might have pressured the Iranians to reopen negotiations.

On Monday, the Democrat Borg was declaring Trump a savage maniac.
By Tuesday, it was blasting him as a TACO (“Trump Always Chickens Out” for not carrying out what the day before they had dubbed a war crime.

The common denominator was an overarching, deranged hatred of the president, as his critics can never decide whether he is Adolf Hitler or Neville Chamberlain.
But since the Left has called for investigations of war crimes, by all means let them begin.

Obviously, Trump’s critics conveniently no longer buy the argument of “dual-use.” It posits that the juice powering an evil enemy is its roads, bridges, fuel, and electricity. To disable them supposedly shortens the war and the killing . .

Continue with this video. VDH looks better, doesn't he?


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Weekend

The Week in Pictures: Peace-Fire Edition?

Among the many genius effects of Trump is that his crazy-man approach to dealing with our enemies only makes our enemies more insane and intransigent than before. I refer, of course, to the Democratic Party (and the mainstream media, but I repeat myself). It is a remarkable thing that Iran appears (at this writing—this could change before these pixels are dry) to be more reasonable than Democrats when it comes to Trump. I hope he keeps his laser-pointer fully-charged and holstered.


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Music

Debussy plays Claire de Lune on piano roll. Heavy on the foot pedal, like my piano teacher told me he played it.


Listening to Claire de Lune in a deeper way (video short) https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Kfq-Vx6p2YA

Inspired by a poem

Inspired by Paul Verlaine's poem by the same name, below. Translated by William Faulkner:

Clair de Lune, by Paul Verlaine

Your soul is a lovely garden, and go
There masque and bergamasque charmingly,
Playing the lute and dancing and also
Sad beneath their disguising fanchise.

All are singing in a minor key
Of conqueror love and life opportune,
Yet seem to doubt their joyous revelry
As their song melts in the light of the moon.

In the calm moonlight, so lovely fair
That makes the birds dream in the slender trees,
While fountains dream among the statues there;
Slim fountains sob in silver ecstasies.

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Hope you have something nice planned for this weekend.

This is the Thread before the Gardening Thread.

Serving your mid-day open thread needs


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Last week's thread, April 4, Holy Saturday and the world keeps turning

Updates: Do you have friends who persist in believing that the Apollo missions were all faked? Some references:

Grok explains Apollo 11 film and photos

Failure is not an option (book)

Insty, to the flat earth gang:

The story behind the New York Times’ 1903 claim that human flight was between one and ten million years away is even worse than it looks. Once you understand the backstory, you realize that the New York Times story is not really about flight at all but about how elites and credentialed “experts” mistake their own failures for the boundaries of possibility. The New York Times did not dismiss the possibility of powered flight at random. There was a very specific reason behind it. At the time, America’s most prominent scientific authority, Smithsonian Secretary Samuel Langley, had been showered with large amounts of taxpayer funding to build an aircraft, the Langley Aerodrome. Despite all the money, institutional backing, and elite prestige, Langley and his team could not get it to fly, culminating in a series of very public failures, the last on December 8, 1903. So when the New York Times declared that flight was millions of years away, what it was really saying was that if the most credentialed and well-funded “experts” cannot do it, then it cannot be done. A mere nine days later, the elites’ proclamation of impossibility lay in ruins. Two totally unknown bicycle mechanics from Ohio achieved the first powered flight using improvised parts, a few hundred dollars of their own money, and sheer persistence.

Buzz Aldrin book for kids

Shoot the Moon (book)

Moonshot Misdirection (Landing Lunacy Theorists)

All has not been sweetness and light at NASA. There have been whistleblowers claiming that the organization has been cavalier about risks to human life.


Comments are closed on last week's thread, so you won't ban yourself by trying to comment. But don't try it anyway.


Posted by: K.T. at 11:22 AM




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1 Good morning KT

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2026 11:23 AM (Ia/+0)

2 I love that meme

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 11, 2026 11:24 AM (LmPA0)

3 $126 Billion and nothing has much came for whats already been spent, what makes anyone think it won't be $252Billion in another couple years?

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2026 11:27 AM (Ia/+0)

4 The Trans-continental Railroad cost how much?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 11, 2026 11:28 AM (JkO4W)

5
Morning!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 11, 2026 11:28 AM (n7rxJ)

6 A relief to see the astronauts made. Ho boy.
I bit my tongue, mostly, not superstitious but didn't want to jinx it.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 11, 2026 11:29 AM (y79kU)

7 $126 Billion and nothing has much came for whats already been spent, what makes anyone think it won't be $252Billion in another couple years?
Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2026 11:27 AM



Many Bolshevik wallets have been fattened.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 11, 2026 11:30 AM (4NO2D)

8 Copilot says $60 million.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 11, 2026 11:31 AM (JkO4W)

9 The actual rendition of the moon base is in Musk's mind. Possibly meld NASA into Space Force and 'git out the way'.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 11, 2026 11:32 AM (y79kU)

10
I don't know if anyone watches 60 Minutes anymore, but I'm glad if they're exposing Newsom's Train to Nowhere.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 11, 2026 11:32 AM (n7rxJ)

11 The California "train to nowhere" fraud will be dwarfed in comparison to the health care and real estate fraud in that state.

Plus all the other kinds of fraud rampant in CA.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 11, 2026 11:33 AM (AkEZC)

12 The CPI inflation calculator says $60 million in 1869 is worth $1.45 billion in 2026.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 11, 2026 11:34 AM (JkO4W)

13 Trans-continental Railroad"

Wait a sec... "trans"?

I think there's a new campaign for the choo choo!

Posted by: man at April 11, 2026 11:34 AM (XuXeR)

14 Lawyers, Unions and their representatives, Green Socialists all made their life savings grow to high dividends

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2026 11:35 AM (Ia/+0)

15 High Speed Rail - see the Christmas picture of kitty with tinsel trailing out its butt. See the Train picture of Newsom with Benjamins trailing out his butt.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 11, 2026 11:36 AM (y79kU)

16 So the current price tag of CA's Bullet Train to Nowhere would have bought 86 Transcontinental Railroads, adjusting for inflation.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 11, 2026 11:36 AM (JkO4W)

17
I want to believe. But I also read that we're still woefully behind the Chinese on rare earths and processing of minerals like cobalt and lithium.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 11, 2026 11:38 AM (n7rxJ)

18 So the current price tag of CA's Bullet Train to Nowhere would have bought 86 Transcontinental Railroads, adjusting for inflation.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 11, 2026 11:36 AM


All the coolies were sent home after finishing the TCR and digging the Grand Canyon.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 11, 2026 11:38 AM (4NO2D)

19 I don't know, maybe I'm crazy, but when I look at how spaceX is doing things and how NASA is doing things its like watching the starship enterprise visiting a pre warp planet.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 11, 2026 11:39 AM (snZF9)

20 A better use of our money would be the Great Gulf/Baja Sealevel Dignity Kanal.


The labor would be mostly free.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 11, 2026 11:39 AM (4NO2D)

21 Zerohedge reports that 2 US destroyers went through the Strait unharmed.

Some 'chick' on CNN just said that Iran has regained the upper hand. I've seen this before in movies. Allah has given all the dead the ability to gather all their body parts and blood together to reform. All is lost.

Velshi led off his diatribes with Trump threatening to destroy a civilization. Panties in a bunch for something that happened 4 days ago.

I hope Vance brought earplugs for the negotiations. I imagine their will be a lot of shrieking.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 11, 2026 11:41 AM (Sco7b)

22 Shifty Schiff throws his BFF Swalwell under the bus.

Adam Schiff
@AdamSchiff
I have read the San Francisco Chronicle’s account and I am deeply distressed by its allegations. This woman was brave to come forward, and we should take her story seriously.
I am withdrawing my endorsement immediately, and believe that he should withdraw from the race.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 11, 2026 11:42 AM (ndZc7)

23 Whoa shit. Barney Frank is on NewsMax and I have to say, his anti-virals are failing. That guy will not be here in 2027.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 11, 2026 11:42 AM (4NO2D)

24 Been thinking 2 canals straight through that Peninsula would solve this, or turnkng Iran into a parking lot.

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2026 11:43 AM (Ia/+0)

25 Seriously, I remember Frank looking normal just last year but now he looks like the Cryptkeeper. Gaunt and fleshless.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 11, 2026 11:45 AM (4NO2D)

26 >>>There have been whistleblowers claiming that the organization has been cavalier about risks to human life.
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Blow me down, there was never a clue, one never suspected.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 11, 2026 11:45 AM (y79kU)

27 I must say my mid-day open thread have been met.

Posted by: Weasel at April 11, 2026 11:46 AM (qdktZ)

28 A leftist living in Portland, who grew up in Florida while his father was working for NASA, bewailed the fact that Space-X was doing so well, because he preferred the old system where NASA designed all the rockets.

The fact that NASA's rockets were designed by literal German Nazis escaped him.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 11, 2026 11:46 AM (n1OCj)

29 Barney Frank matters, why?

Posted by: I gotta ask at April 11, 2026 11:46 AM (2Ez/1)

30 Willowed, or at least should be prayer thread.
Is it wrong to pray that Rory McIlroy has a really bad day today?
Nothing against Rory, but I'd much rather spend two days watching competition than coronation.
Just getting to not watch the announcers trying to top each other about how wonderful it is would be a blessing.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 11, 2026 11:47 AM (sl73Y)

31 Did swalwell roofie his accuser? She states in both assaults she was black out drunk.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 11, 2026 11:47 AM (yAteE)

32 29 Barney Frank matters, why?
Posted by: I gotta ask at April 11, 2026 11:46 AM (2Ez/1)

Cautionary example.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 11, 2026 11:48 AM (Sco7b)

33
I am withdrawing my endorsement immediately, and believe that he should withdraw from the race.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

===============

And you also want him to resign from Congress, right? RIGHT?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 11, 2026 11:48 AM (n7rxJ)

34 24 Been thinking 2 canals straight through that Peninsula would solve this, or turnkng Iran into a parking lot.
Posted by: Skip
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Clearcut Houthiland.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 11, 2026 11:48 AM (y79kU)

35 The fact that NASA's rockets were designed by literal German Nazis escaped him.

A read an account by a German who worked on the Saturn V project who noted that the Saturn V project was so big that they had to change the organizational structure that they had been using since Peenemünde.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 11, 2026 11:49 AM (n1OCj)

36 Barney Frank matters, why?
Posted by: I gotta ask at April 11, 2026 11:46 AM


Apparently someone cares because he's flapping his Reverend Kane toothhole on TV.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 11, 2026 11:50 AM (4NO2D)

37 That someone isn't me.

Posted by: I gotta ask at April 11, 2026 11:52 AM (2Ez/1)

38 Feel free to ignore my posts. Indeed, I encourage you to do so.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 11, 2026 11:52 AM (4NO2D)

39 Resign from Congress? The Congressional slush fund will.be paying his legal bills.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 11, 2026 11:52 AM (yAteE)

40 39 Resign from Congress? The Congressional slush fund will.be paying his legal bills.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 11, 2026 11:52 AM (yAteE)

It's CA... His replacement will be just as bad... Maybe worse....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 11, 2026 11:54 AM (FtULh)

41 Watching Return of the King, there are physical reasons cavalry cant charge in 50 rank deep formatons

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2026 11:54 AM (Ia/+0)

42 FWP, I see that my MiL is paying AllState 2X what State Farm charges for nearly identical auto insurance. I swear, insurance companies prey on the aged and addled.

I am going to have to convince her to let me change her over.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 11, 2026 11:55 AM (4NO2D)

43 K.T. it is always a joy to read your posts, so glad to get here on time today. Thank the tax man.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 11, 2026 11:56 AM (y79kU)

44 she was black out drunk

That's racist

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little at April 11, 2026 11:57 AM (Kt19C)

45 Musk said that he could build an underground hyperloop between the two cities for something like 5% of that $126B

Posted by: banana Dream at April 11, 2026 11:58 AM (3uBP9)

46 Barney Frank is still alive??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 11, 2026 11:58 AM (7dc2a)

47 42 FWP, I see that my MiL is paying AllState 2X what State Farm charges for nearly identical auto insurance. I swear, insurance companies prey on the aged and addled.

I am going to have to convince her to let me change her over.
Posted by: toby928(c)
----

May as well go with the cheapest, neither one is going to pay off.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 11, 2026 11:58 AM (y79kU)

48 2X for comp and collision which I can't imagine she actually needs for a 2011 Tuscan minivan. If I could convince her to switch to liability only, she would be paying SF a mere third of what she pays AllState.

All my vehicles are liability only since I buy them with cash. My four vehicles cost less per year to insure than her one van.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 11, 2026 11:59 AM (4NO2D)

49 Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 11, 2026 11:56 AM

Thanks. Taxman. Hate this season.

Posted by: KT at April 11, 2026 12:04 PM (7vIsy)

50 Noon News roundup just because

FoxNews and MS Now - Iran talks charade. One station will be covering Swalwell. Guess which one?

CNN - did Trump taco? It's nice that the intellectually challenged have a place to entertain 700,000 people. Mostly trapped in airports.

CBC - Liberals

By the way, smalldeadanimals has a story about a complaint filed. Trudeau was apparently watching kiddie stuff on his devices. RCMP knew because they monitor devices. Where is 'Nothing will happen' guy.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 11, 2026 12:05 PM (Sco7b)

51 >>>I swear, insurance companies prey on the aged and addled.
---

They'll prey on anyone who is not ready to take them to court and spread their malfeasance across all of social media.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 11, 2026 12:07 PM (y79kU)

52 Whoa shit. Barney Frank is on NewsMax and I have to say, his anti-virals are failing. That guy will not be here in 2027.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 11, 2026 11:42 AM (4NO2D)

I remember when that one fella, Dick Armey?, called him Barney The Fag.

Posted by: Pray The Gay Away at April 11, 2026 12:09 PM (QCEpb)

53 In my experience, no matter who you are or what insurance company you are with you have to switch or at least threaten to every couple of years or your rates jump drastically. Loyalty means nothing to them. Must be frustrating for the agents though.

Posted by: I really haven't settled on a nic at April 11, 2026 12:12 PM (VjfKz)

54 Leftists who fail and get removed or voted out get repacled by more hard core Leftists

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2026 12:13 PM (Ia/+0)

55 Oh great. Now they're going to give free flights away between LA and SF.

Posted by: torabora at April 11, 2026 12:15 PM (KtOUo)

56 You know when the Marxists take over the President position we all will be paying that $126B in taxes, its not their money they are
giving away

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2026 12:15 PM (Ia/+0)

57 When you read this:

"Lori Glaze's full title is acting associate administrator for NASA's Exploration Systems Development Mission Directorate."

You know bureaucracy is involved.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2026 12:16 PM (2WIwB)

58 This is the Thread before the Gardening Thread.


Serving your mid-day open thread needs


I've always liked these sentences...but I don't know why.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 11, 2026 12:16 PM (dmDsy)

59 Eh heh ...he said pussy.

Posted by: Butthead at April 11, 2026 12:18 PM (KtOUo)

60 am withdrawing my endorsement immediately, and believe that he should withdraw from the race.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
****
I read that as 'withdrawing from my face'.

Posted by: Fang Fang at April 11, 2026 12:21 PM (KtOUo)

61 Guess we're all watching The Masters....

Posted by: Denny Crane - I AM The Master. at April 11, 2026 12:23 PM (dmDsy)

62 His wording may have been sloppy, but Trump obviously meant that the murderous civilization/culture of radical Iranian theocratic Islam would cease to exist...

VDH is spot on. And let me add, to American and some Western nations ears, it sounded awkward. But to Iranian ears, and when spoken in Farsi, it rang very true to their cultural and social cores. They knew what Trump meant.
The democrats need to go back and read The Ugly American.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2026 12:23 PM (2WIwB)

63
The Trans-continental Railroad cost how much?
Posted by: Cicero


A billion Chinese John Henrys.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 11, 2026 12:24 PM (Cqx++)

64 Failure is not an option (book)

--

This is an excellent book. I highly recommend to anyone interested in the subject. I've told this story before, but after I read my hardback of this book, I mailed to what what I thought was Gene Kranz's address and asked him if he would autograph it. Not only did I get it back signed by him, he also included some patches and trinkets for Jr. Black, who was grade school age at the time.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 11, 2026 12:29 PM (qBdHI)

65
*You know bureaucracy is involved.*

What makes you say that?

Posted by: The Deputy Chief Assistant Associate administrator for NASA's Exploration Systems Development Missio at April 11, 2026 12:31 PM (2Ez/1)

66 There’s a guy on YouTube that mashes up classical composers, like Debussy and Chopin.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 11, 2026 12:33 PM (XV/Pl)

67 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YyvICzp6uY

go play golf

Posted by: Admiral Winchester at April 11, 2026 12:34 PM (jrgJz)

68 Claire de Lune has always been one of my favorite pieces. I was surprised to hear Debussy's version, and didn't like it anywhere near as much as the slower versions I normally listen to. LOVED the deep dive video.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 11, 2026 12:34 PM (w6EFb)

69 On the way back from my visit with the tax man looking for a traditional breakfast. Stopped at all the fast foods; Jack n the Box, Dairy Queen, McDonald's, and a couple of others.
Most didn't serve anything on a plate but either way they were so carb loaded to make a strong man dizzy.

Just outside my neighborhood is a Quickstop with a food bar. Never tried it, always avoid Quickstop food.
But, what the heck. It's Cuban food, with big high gloss menu in Spanish but I don't know any of the words because it's all Cuban food words, strange liquids offered, except coffee. The lady behind the counter does not speak English, or Spanglish, or TexMex.

I point and ask, what that is, her response, is Cuban. Not going into the part about the people in line behind me were also Cuban and had no idea what 'sunny side up' meant. (is this gringo a faggot?)

Anyway, I was served two eggs sunny side up, two strips of bacon and some interesting bread/toast at a very reasonable price. I'll be back.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 11, 2026 12:35 PM (y79kU)

70 Oh, do you serve tea instead of coffee?
Tea? grrrrrrr

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 11, 2026 12:35 PM (y79kU)

71 61 Guess we're all watching The Masters....
Posted by: Denny Crane - I AM The Master. at April 11, 2026 12:23 PM (dmDsy)

Perfect.

And some Canadian Curling Championships are being advertised soon. That'll be even more boring.

But THAT will get us ready for Fifa soccer.

The comatose state can just slowly encompass us...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 11, 2026 12:36 PM (Sco7b)

72 "But, what the heck. It's Cuban food, with big high gloss menu in Spanish but I don't know any of the words because it's all Cuban food words, strange liquids offered, except coffee. The lady behind the counter does not speak English, or Spanglish, or TexMex."


*polite cough*

Posted by: Waffle House at April 11, 2026 12:37 PM (2Ez/1)

73 What makes you say that?
Posted by: The Deputy Chief Assistant Associate administrator for NASA's Exploration Systems Development Missio at April 11, 2026 12:31 PM (2Ez/1)


Because the senior intern to the second secretary to the assistant to the acting associate administrator for NASA's Exploration Systems Development Mission Directorate for the International.Space Exploration Committee told me that.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2026 12:39 PM (2WIwB)

74 Drink UP

A U.S. appeals court on Friday declared unconstitutional a nearly 158-year-old federal ban on home distilling, calling it an unnecessary ‌and improper means for Congress to exercise its power to tax.

The 5th ‌U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in New Orleans ruled in favor of the nonprofit Hobby Distillers Association and ​four of its 1,300 members.

The ban was part of a law passed during Reconstruction in July 1868, in ‌part to thwart liquor tax ⁠evasion, and subjected violators to up to five years in prison and a $10,000 fine.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 11, 2026 12:40 PM (/+uur)

75 (Don't comment on old threads)

I've long thought that it's a shame that there isn't someone in charge of the blog software who could change things so that instead of late-commenters being banned, comments would simply be closed on aged-out posts.
😏
🎶You may sa-ay I'm a dreamer…

Posted by: mindful webworker - #twoweeks no doubt at April 11, 2026 12:41 PM (C2uPD)

76 Moonshine. It's what's for breakfast!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 11, 2026 12:42 PM (+HNx/)

77 Perfect.

And some Canadian Curling Championships are being advertised soon. That'll be even more boring.

But THAT will get us ready for Fifa soccer.

The comatose state can just slowly encompass us...
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 11, 2026 12:36 PM (Sco7b)


Oh, well, I apologize for my liking golf offends you!

Posted by: Denny Crane - You Know Damned Well I Am Not. at April 11, 2026 12:45 PM (dmDsy)

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Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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