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For the most part it was a pretty quiet week. Many longstanding stories continued to make headlines: the UN adopted President Trump’s peace plan for Gaza; the administration’s crackdown on illegal immigration continued, as did the Democrats’ lawlessness; and there were various shutdown post mortems. These topics did not gain the attention of meme-makers. Rather, this was the week of Jeffrey Epstein. Or, rather, the week when the Democrats got their wish, thousands of pages of Epstein documents were released, and the upshot was–as we already knew–that Epstein, a Democrat, had Democratic friends and hated Donald Trump. So the whole thing, from the Democrats’ standpoint, was an exploding cigar: ![]() Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
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Posted by: Headlines we'd like to see at November 22, 2025 11:17 AM (vFG9F) 2
Good morning KT
Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2025 11:19 AM (+qU29) 3
Nice. Lenin Peak, eh?
Lenin gets off the hook a bit too much because he was followed by Stalin. Dude was still a monster. He started the Cheka and urged that Terror was a legitimate tool for political reform. Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 22, 2025 11:19 AM (bss/y) 4
Sorry I'm late, I was deciding whose schtick to steal.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 22, 2025 11:22 AM (GYGpZ) 5
I don't have to go to Bumfookistan to find mountains I don't want to climb.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 22, 2025 11:22 AM (8VpHb) 6
>>>The ensuing crackdown on migrants in Russia prompted many to leave, and those who remained faced increasing pressure to enlist in the Russian military.
--- Foreigner, you will learn to be Russian. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 22, 2025 11:22 AM (QRVmM) 7
Aetius451AD at November 22, 2025 11:19 AM
The big scholar says Lenin hated with more depth than Lenin. His theoretical "love" for "humanity" had to travel through a great deal of hate for real people. Posted by: KT at November 22, 2025 11:23 AM (7vIsy) 8
The big scholar says Lenin hated with more depth than Lenin. His theoretical "love" for "humanity" had to travel through a great deal of hate for real people.
Posted by: KT at November 22, 2025 11:23 AM (7vIsy) ... But who is Lenin? and who is Lenin? Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 22, 2025 11:24 AM (bss/y) 9
Ahmad Ibrohim, editor in chief of the newspaper Payk, was arrested August on dubious charges
--- Surprised he wasn't arrested for having an Arabic name. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 22, 2025 11:25 AM (QRVmM) 10
Poor Larry Summers. Did he start the "Woke" era with mathematics feminists and end it by consulting with Epstein?
Posted by: KT at November 22, 2025 11:25 AM (7vIsy) 11
Take a look at Nioh's X feed
Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2025 11:26 AM (+qU29) 12
Tajik costumes are lovely, but are they machine-washable? Maybe gentle cycle?
Posted by: Lonely Maytag Repairman, Jesse White at November 22, 2025 11:26 AM (oftw2) 13
... But who is Lenin?
and who is Lenin? Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 22, 2025 11:24 AM (bss/y) The walrus. Posted by: BurtTC at November 22, 2025 11:26 AM (8VpHb) 14
Oops. Lenin hated more in depth than STALIN.
Posted by: KT at November 22, 2025 11:27 AM (7vIsy) 15
I am thankful to still be alive.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 22, 2025 11:27 AM (2UnvF) 16
> The ensuing crackdown on migrants in Russia prompted many to leave, and those who remained faced increasing pressure to enlist in the Russian military.
------------ Might want to think about doing that here. Enlisting in our military rather than be an illegal layabout. Bet it curbs a lot of the illegals from even thinking about crossing the border. Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 22, 2025 11:27 AM (NwnyJ) 17
Hope you have something nice planned for this weekend.
Spending the weekend with my beautiful and amazing bride. Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at November 22, 2025 11:29 AM (5jRcY) 18
I have to wonder if Trump agreeing to meet with Mandami was because he wanted to let him know that if he implements the things he wants to do that Trump will be taking his money out of NYC and putting it all somewhere else. And encouraging other successful businesses and business people to do the same.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 22, 2025 11:31 AM (SRRAx) 19
I’m very thankful I’m in the United States and not Tajikistan or Iran or Afghanistan or Russia or Mexico or…. The list goes on and on. I live in the best place on earth….. even if I had a billion dollars I don’t think I’d move. Might buy a second house though…
Oh I’m also glad that I don’t pay attention to Candace Owens… Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 22, 2025 11:32 AM (xT8gx) 20
The ensuing crackdown on migrants in Russia prompted many to leave, and those who remained faced increasing pressure to enlist in the Russian military.
------------ Might want to think about doing that here. Enlisting in our military rather than be an illegal layabout. Bet it curbs a lot of the illegals from even thinking about crossing the border. Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 22, 2025 11:27 AM (NwnyJ) That's the problem the Hun had. Picking up lands occupied by swarthy foreigners, and when they tried to conscript them into the military, they wouldn't fight. So they came up with the brilliant idea of putting the kids in these places called schools. Started with the little kinders. It seemed to work at churning out loyal citizens of the state. So yeah, in a very real sense, we have already been using the same model here, for quite some time. Posted by: BurtTC at November 22, 2025 11:33 AM (8VpHb) 21
Wow. Bring those Tajik ladies to the Super Bowl halftime show.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 22, 2025 11:34 AM (XQo4F) 22
Wow. Bring those Tajik ladies to the Super Bowl halftime show.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 22, 2025 11:34 AM (XQo4F) If by halftime show you mean my lap, then yeah. I prolly wouldn't get much past half time. Posted by: BurtTC at November 22, 2025 11:36 AM (8VpHb) 23
Don't take the bicycle tour through Tajikistan.
Posted by: Eromero at November 22, 2025 11:36 AM (LHPAg) 24
Apparently there's a significant grassroots movement in Iran that revolves around its great Achaemenid past, implicitly rejecting the islamic poisoning of Persian culture that came later. That's a hopeful sign.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 22, 2025 11:39 AM (dyewR) 25
One positive side of living where there's a "Mount Lenin". Drink a lot of beer, and relieve yourself on the mountain. You can say you p*ssed on Lenin.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 22, 2025 11:40 AM (s0JqF) 26
I have to wonder if Trump agreeing to meet with Mandami was because he wanted to let him know that if he implements the things he wants to do that Trump will be taking his money out of NYC and putting it all somewhere else. And encouraging other successful businesses and business people to do the same.
How much is the Trump family fortune tied up into real-estate that is subject to all kinds of adverse action by the NYC Communist regime? Scare away the deep pockets of individual and institutional investors and Trump's holding drop incredibly in market value. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 22, 2025 11:41 AM (a4flb) 27
>>I have to wonder if Trump agreeing to meet with Mandami was because he wanted to let him know that if he implements the things he wants to do that Trump will be taking his money out of NYC and putting it all somewhere else. And encouraging other successful businesses and business people to do the same.
Probably some of that. But I think there was strategery involved as well. Trump praised Mamdani as the leader of the Democrat Party. A communist halfwit who is destined to fail. Pretty stark contrast in the Oval Office. We aren't the only ones who know the midterms are coming next year. Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2025 11:42 AM (viF8m) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 22, 2025 11:43 AM (L/fGl) 29
It's funny when savage lands like Tajikistan and Ugandan promote the culture of their own people over the homosexual pederasts and muzzie gang rapers.
Time to follow their lead. Of course, you life and career will be destroyed in the process but you can't make orange juice without squeezing a few oranges. Posted by: Zombie Anita Bryant at November 22, 2025 11:44 AM (R/m4+) 30
How much is the Trump family fortune tied up into real-estate that is subject to all kinds of adverse action by the NYC Communist regime?
Scare away the deep pockets of individual and institutional investors and Trump's holding drop incredibly in market value. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 22, 2025 11:41 AM (a4flb) I'm of the belief Mandani isn't really capable of touching the oligarchs and their New York money. Trump may be different though, in that he obviously has a target on his back. Posted by: BurtTC at November 22, 2025 11:44 AM (b2i45) Posted by: Candace Owens at November 22, 2025 11:46 AM (m0WlR) 32
"I'm of the belief Mandani isn't really capable of touching the oligarchs and their New York money."
Which is why he was allowed to happen without too much fuss. But the problem is, there are different levels of oligarch, and ultimately most of the people in on this crap aren't in on the top level. Lots and lots of useful idiots all the way down that don't realize they're expendable to those above. Posted by: heya at November 22, 2025 11:47 AM (2GcNV) 33
I wonder how many PDT/ mayor jihadi press releases had to be rewritten .
Having mayor Jihadi standing while PDT was seated was a big tell. Posted by: Ben Had at November 22, 2025 11:47 AM (sDNVV) 34
Oops. Lenin hated more in depth than STALIN.
*** Because Lenin was a true believer. Stalin was just a jumped-up criminal. Posted by: Thanatopsis at November 22, 2025 11:47 AM (0pybe) 35
I'm of the belief Mandani isn't really capable of touching the oligarchs and their New York money.
Trump may be different though, in that he obviously has a target on his back. I bet there was a not so secret contest between Alvin Bragg and Letitia James as to who was going to be moving their stuff and occupying as a champion's trophy into Trump's NYC residence. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 22, 2025 11:48 AM (a4flb) 36
Just the tip!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 22, 2025 11:49 AM (xvV+O) 37
33 I wonder how many PDT/ mayor jihadi press releases had to be rewritten .
Having mayor Jihadi standing while PDT was seated was a big tell. Posted by: Ben Had at November 22, 2025 11:47 AM (sDNVV) Like I said last night, It was good optics. He looked like a supplicant. Plus, he was smiling. The people- and I mean the online crazzies- will HATE those pictures. Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 22, 2025 11:49 AM (bss/y) 38
Wait.
Our university professors admonished us that “all cultures are equal” or maybe more to the point, no culture is any better than any other. Or maybe specifically, the Western Civ is yucky and the rest of it. So who are we to criticise their culture? That would be “ethnocentric” or the preferred term today of “racist” or whatever opprobrium is de rigeur. I can’t keep up. Posted by: Common Tater at November 22, 2025 11:49 AM (IrAlb) 39
Of course, a few of the online crazzies probably would not have been happy unless he successfully used the meeting last night to assassinate Trump.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 22, 2025 11:50 AM (bss/y) 40
Trump's meeting with Mamdani... on the one hand, half his supporters think the mayor elect is selling out by meeting with the orange tyrant. The other half think Trump's going to co-opt him into abandoning all the socialist shit he's promised.
Either way, Trump has a huge personal, and financial stake in what goes down in The Big Apple. Probably a bit of a warning to Mamdani to not be stupid. Also, probably a waste of time. Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 22, 2025 11:50 AM (NwnyJ) 41
Tell me about it.
https://is.gd/ED6xyp Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? === Is there a new Admiral Ackbar? Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 22, 2025 11:51 AM (xvV+O) 42
"Might want to think about doing that here. Enlisting in our military rather than be an illegal layabout."
Ehhhh. A significant number have room temp IQ's and serious cultural-driven moral defects. We don't want them here OR in our military. Posted by: heya at November 22, 2025 11:51 AM (2GcNV) 43
Oops. Lenin hated more in depth than STALIN.
*** Because Lenin was a true believer. Stalin was just a jumped-up criminal. Posted by: Thanatopsis at November 22, 2025 11:47 AM (0pybe) I suffered through a biography of Stalin years ago and concluded he was a psychopath. Depressing book. Not surprisingly, I came to the same conclusion reading a bio of Mao…. That one was so depressing I couldn’t get to the end; I gave up didn’t want to read anymore Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 22, 2025 11:51 AM (xT8gx) 44
A significant number have room temp IQ's and serious cultural-driven moral defects. We don't want them here OR in our military.
Posted by: heya at November 22, 2025 11:51 AM (2GcNV) See: Major Nidal Hasan. Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 22, 2025 11:53 AM (bss/y) 45
I wonder how many PDT/ mayor jihadi press releases had to be rewritten .
Having mayor Jihadi standing while PDT was seated was a big tell. Posted by: Ben Had at November 22, 2025 11:47 AM (sDNVV) Heh. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 22, 2025 11:53 AM (g8Ew8) 46
Someone was complaining about judges yesterday; I'll have to pile on that.
ICE rounded up a bunch of illegals doing something blatantly illegal (this is my shocked face), and some cat lady fed judge ordered them released because there wasn't "probable cause" to stop them and ask their citizenship status, and claiming they "weren't breaking any laws" Getting real sick of this shit. Posted by: heya at November 22, 2025 11:53 AM (2GcNV) 47
Is there a new Admiral Ackbar?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 22, 2025 11:51 AM (xvV+O) One is enough: https://tinyurl.com/4wrpj6uy Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 22, 2025 11:55 AM (bss/y) 48
For additional context, illegals are raping, murdering, kidnapping, or running over kids fairly regularly in any area they frequent, in addition to driving the majority of crime in this half of the state in general.
Posted by: heya at November 22, 2025 11:55 AM (2GcNV) 49
42 One of our Senior Drill Instructor's great lines was "I know you. You're a Kremlin Agent sent here to fuck up my Marine Corps". Now, taking in the unwashed imbeciles washed ashore on the banks of the Rio Norte would be about the same except they would be Cartel agents.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 22, 2025 11:56 AM (gm9Sb) 50
Which is why he was allowed to happen without too much fuss. But the problem is, there are different levels of oligarch, and ultimately most of the people in on this crap aren't in on the top level. Lots and lots of useful idiots all the way down that don't realize they're expendable to those above.
Posted by: heya at November 22, 2025 11:47 AM (2GcNV) I agree completely. Posted by: BurtTC at November 22, 2025 11:57 AM (fYMwJ) 51
48 For additional context, illegals are raping, murdering, kidnapping, or running over kids fairly regularly in any area they frequent, in addition to driving the majority of crime in this half of the state in general.
Posted by: heya at November 22, 2025 11:55 AM (2GcNV) TX? CA? heh. It could actually be any state. AK? Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 22, 2025 11:57 AM (bss/y) 52
>>I wonder how many PDT/ mayor jihadi press releases had to be rewritten .
>>Having mayor Jihadi standing while PDT was seated was a big tell. I'm a bit surprised that people keep being surprised about Trump. He's all about optics in everything he does, from the ride down the golden escalator to his scalp weasel. He's a master at it. The left was completely ambushed by Trump's behavior yesterday. They were ready to pounce and seize when Trump trashed their golden boy. Probably already had the articles written. Instead Trump elevated Mamdani and made him the face of the new Democrat Party. I expect 2026 not just to be a referendum on Trump but a choice between Trump and Mamdani. Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2025 11:57 AM (viF8m) 53
Dumb sumbitch told the truth.
BREAKING: MPD Police Chief O’Hara asks for forgiveness for exposing the reality of Somali criminal activity in Minneapolis Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 22, 2025 11:57 AM (L/fGl) 54
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'He started the Cheka and urged that Terror was a legitimate tool for political reform.' urged - more like demanded. Lenin got angry with subordinates that didn't use terror. Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 22, 2025 12:00 PM (fd80v) 55
One is enough:
https://tinyurl.com/4wrpj6uy Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 22, 2025 11:55 AM (bss/y) -- Great eye bleach! Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 22, 2025 12:00 PM (xvV+O) 56
The Demoncrap Party is a subversive crime syndicate.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 22, 2025 12:01 PM (LjSYW) 57
53 Dumb sumbitch told the truth.
BREAKING: MPD Police Chief O’Hara asks for forgiveness for exposing the reality of Somali criminal activity in Minneapolis Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 22, 2025 11:57 AM (L/fGl) Apologize for speaking the truth. Fucking hell it is a fucked up world we live in. Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 22, 2025 12:01 PM (bss/y) 58
53 Breaking. Chief O'Hara announces his retirement to spend more time with family. His replacement will be Chief Mohammed Mohammed, a former member of the Somali alliance of Pirates and Warlords.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 22, 2025 12:01 PM (gm9Sb) 59
>>>Trump praised Mamdani as the leader of the Democrat Party. A communist halfwit who is destined to fail. Pretty stark contrast in the Oval Office.
We aren't the only ones who know the midterms are coming next year. Posted by: JackStraw --- Let us help to breed them out of existence. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 22, 2025 12:01 PM (QRVmM) 60
Great eye bleach!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 22, 2025 12:00 PM (xvV+O) More gentle. Like eye... lanolin? Gold bond medicated healing lotion? Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 22, 2025 12:02 PM (bss/y) Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 22, 2025 12:05 PM (bss/y) 62
I'm of the belief Mandani isn't really capable of touching the oligarchs and their New York money.
Trump may be different though, in that he obviously has a target on his back. Posted by: BurtTC ------------ Have to agree with you. Had expected NYC ruling class to assure Mandani's loss. They let it ride. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 22, 2025 12:05 PM (QRVmM) 63
They were ready to pounce and seize when Trump trashed their golden boy. Probably already had the articles written. Instead Trump elevated Mamdani and made him the face of the new Democrat Party.
I expect 2026 not just to be a referendum on Trump but a choice between Trump and Mamdani. Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2025 11:57 AM (viF8m) ---- Trump is a happy warrior who lets the Left assassinate itself. I'm grateful for Cheetoh Hitler. Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at November 22, 2025 12:06 PM (kpS4V) 64
I asked American-Muslim men in Dearborn who they would support if America went to war against an Islamic nation, their response:
“We would support our brothers in Iraq… we would not defend America” A Christian American steps in and says, “anybody who supports another nation needs to live in that nation” Is the enemy already inside? - Is Jazzy Crockett ugly and stupid? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 22, 2025 12:06 PM (L/fGl) 65
I'm taking a Cajun Turkey out of the oven in a few minutes. The house smells spicy.
I bought the frozen bird too early, didn't have enough space to cram it into the freezer, and it thawed out, so I'm having Phase I of Thanksgiving. Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at November 22, 2025 12:09 PM (kpS4V) 66
Breaking. Chief O'Hara announces his retirement to spend more time with family. His replacement will be Chief Mohammed Mohammed, a former member of the Somali alliance of Pirates and Warlords.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 22, 2025 12:01 PM (gm9Sb) Sad news, Chief O'Hara has been found dead, having committed suicide by shotgun blast to the back of the head, while hanging from a bedsheet. The shotgun has yet to be found. His body has already been cremated, and the building in which he committed this totally on his own, with no influence from anyone else, has burned down. The family asks for privacy in this difficult time. Posted by: BurtTC at November 22, 2025 12:09 PM (fYMwJ) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 22, 2025 12:11 PM (QRVmM) 68
Candy Owens.
🤣🤣🤣 Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 22, 2025 12:11 PM (/AUU2) 69
Tajikistan seems to be just another Central Asian thugocracy. At least it's an organic thugocracy. I'd like to think that we've learned by now that a liberal Constitutional state isn't for everyone and imposing one is a kind of cargo cult thinking. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2025 12:13 PM (tgvbd) 70
My guess is no Somalian ever gets a speeding ticket, parking ticket or any code infraction.
Muslims are untouchables. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 22, 2025 12:15 PM (/AUU2) 71
>>Trump is a happy warrior who lets the Left assassinate itself. I'm grateful for Cheetoh Hitler.
He's endlessly entertaining. And while he does his shtick almost nobody notices the Dept of Education committed suicide. We've had politicians promise to do that for years and nobody did squat. Trump calls that Friday. Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2025 12:16 PM (viF8m) Processing 0.01, elapsed 0.0167 seconds. |
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