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Harmeet Dillon: Officials Who Weaponized the Government Against Political Enemies May Face Indictments

This seems like a broadening of the scope of the criminal investigation. She's not just talking about Brennan, she's talking about going after the officials who weaponized the DOJ to prosecute MAGA supporters.


A top Justice Department lawyer is warning that federal agents and intelligence officers who weaponized their government powers for political purposes could face criminal charges under civil rights laws created to fight injustices during the Jim Crow era more than a half-century ago.

Assistant Attorney General for Civil Rights Harmeet Dhillon cautioned in an interview with Just the News that she could not discuss any specific investigations or potential suspect.

But she said recent reports that one or more grand juries were probing the weaponization of government powers against President Trump and his associates or followers might have given good reason for current and former FBI and CIA officials to hire lawyers.

"This, again, goes back to those Reconstruction Era statutes that sought to remedy the vestiges of racism, and we had some terrible incidents in our country's history of law enforcement officials conspiring to deprive African Americans of their civil rights," she said in a wide-ranging interview with the "Just the News, No Noise" television show. "And that is where some of these laws stem from."

"But they're broader than that, and so it can be a crime for government officials, either together or in conspiring with non-government officials, to violate people's civil rights," she explained. "That's also a civil violation. I've actually sued over that in California for pro-life activists. And you know, we have long-standing cases involving these issues, and so I think, you know, government officials may think, because nobody ever bothers to enforce these statutes, that they're immune, and they can do whatever they want."

"Not so, and I think that's why you're seeing some people tongue-in-cheek saying that in DC, every lawyer is being retained .... as these investigations have begun to hit the newswires," she added.

...

The laws were seldom successfully used against police officers during the 1960's, but have been more commonly used against police misconduct over the last three decades, starting most notably with the infamous 1993 Rodney King case where four LAPD officers involved were captured on videotape beating King.

Remember when the DOJ made very controversial cash-money payments to Hillary Clinton's Inside Operators Peter Strzok and Lisa Page, allegedly for "invasion of privacy"?

Would it surprise you to learn that the man who authorized this $2 million in payments to Hillary's operatives is a "left-wing activist"?

EXCLUSIVE: DOJ Official Who Approved $2 Million Payout To Disgraced Russia Hoaxers Identified As Left-Wing Activist Brian Netter

Netter now works for a group chaired by Marc Elias, who helped run the Russia collusion hoax.

The Department of Justice official who signed off on $2 million in taxpayer-funded payments to disgraced Russia collusion hoax participants left the Department of Justice to help lead the "legal resistance" to President Donald Trump and other duly-elected Republicans, new records reviewed exclusively by The Federalist reveal.

FBI Special Agent Peter Strzok and his mistress, FBI lawyer Lisa Page, sued the Department of Justice over the release of messages detailing their role in pushing the Clinton campaign's Russia collusion hoax. They said the release of the messages that were written using government resources violated their privacy. The Biden administration rewarded the duo with lucrative payouts. Strozk received $1.2 million in taxpayer funds while Page received an $800,000 settlement.

"[W]e have identified Brian Netter, Deputy Assistant Attorney General as the individual that approved the settlement agreements," a DOJ official told the Center to Advance Security in America, which had filed a Freedom of Information Act request in 2024, when the payouts were publicly announced. Netter was the deputy assistant attorney general for the Federal Programs Branch during the term of President Joe Biden.

Netter currently serves as the legal director at Democracy Forward, a Democrat Party-affiliated group launched in 2017 to fight President Trump with lawfare. The group brags that it took Trump to court more than 100 times in his first term in office. It has continued its use of the courts to win political battles into his second term in office. "Liberal Legal Group Positions Itself as a Top Trump Administration Foe," touted The New York Times last November.

So the perpetrators of weaponization get paid off big-time and their victims get nothing but hundreds of thousands (or millions) of dollars in legal bills?

Christian Adams of PJMedia calls for the DOJ to make restitution to citizens illegally targeted by a weaponized government.

There are real victims of Biden's weaponized Justice Department, and it is time to make them whole. The fix is quick, easy, and immune to judicial meddling.

Consider the outrageous prosecution of Douglass Mackey. The Biden Justice Department went after him for tweeting a joke that Hillary supporters could vote by text in 2016. It was telling that he was indicted four years after the tweet, just days after Joe Biden's inauguration in 2021. The Second Circuit Court of Appeals reversed his ridiculous conviction this year because "no rational jury" could have found him guilty.

...

James Smith, Erik D. Paulsen, F. Turner Buford, and William J. Gullotta, check your email.

Despite his exoneration, Mackey still had hundreds of thousands of dollars in attorney fees.

He is not alone. Across America, innocent bystanders were forced to respond to Justice Department subpoenas investigating the Russia collusion hoax and the January 6 investigation.

...

The Judgment Fund is a pot of money sitting at the Treasury Department used to pay "judicially and administratively ordered monetary awards against the United States." The federal regulation that governs the fund, 31 CFR § 256.1, says it can be used to pay "amounts owed under compromise agreements negotiated by the U.S. Department of Justice in settlement of claims" against the government.

The Judgment Fund is a "permanent, indefinite appropriation" that pays out millions of dollars for mistakes, errors, and violations of federal law committed by federal agencies and federal employees. The "permanent, indefinite appropriation" language means that the money just magically shows up for Treasury and the Justice Department to use without needing a specific appropriation from Congress.

Side-benefit: People claiming such restitution will also wind up making a case against the government officials that targeted them, creating a paper trail to justify their firing.


Posted by: Ace at 01:30 PM




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1 FIRST WITH THE BLADE

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2025 01:30 PM (iFTx/)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)

3 That was a pretty cruel nood call......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)

4 No one has been arrested yet. Not one person. With all that treason. NO one has been punished.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)

5 That was a pretty cruel nood call......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)
_____

Made ya look!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2025 01:32 PM (iFTx/)

6
*runs in excitedly*

Wait, I got promised!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2025 01:33 PM (kkTda)

7 I still think absolutely nothing will come from any of this. I hope I'm wrong. I don't think I'm wrong. But I'd love to be wrong.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2025 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

8 TRUMP!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 11, 2025 01:34 PM (l/pe+)

9 NO one has been punished.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 01:32 PM

Well, not yet, but it's coming.

Posted by: WNBA Phallocentric Object Throwers at August 11, 2025 01:34 PM (0sNs1)

10
But I'd love to be wrong.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2025 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

_______

What does Andrew McCarthy say about this? He's always been reliable.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2025 01:35 PM (kkTda)

11 Hey, DOJ, kindly edict this CA judge:

https://tinyurl.com/w5vrt8rp

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 11, 2025 01:35 PM (Y+jbb)

12 I added a mollie hemingway story in the middle. Maddening.

Posted by: ace at August 11, 2025 01:36 PM (KRtlO)

13 They should have just let Ed Martin be the US Attorney for DC.

The Find Out phase is a lot of fun.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2025 01:36 PM (viF8m)

14 Afternoon Ace.
Even if the prosecutions aren't successful it still costs the left a lot of money . It also keeps them off balance and message and makes them always on the defensive.
Just keep hitting them

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2025 01:37 PM (7TMnw)

15 @4 Sponge-No, no one has been arrested yet but we're only seven months in to this administration. They still have three years n change so maybe arrests or some punishment will come........or maybe not. All we can do is be patient which is I know is really f'ing hard.

Posted by: JROD at August 11, 2025 01:38 PM (IlL6s)

16 I need a Judgment Fund.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 11, 2025 01:38 PM (bNf8H)

17 I saw the WNBA is putting up nets around the audience to stop the dildos.

I suspect the audience is more clever than that.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2025 01:38 PM (2ocoG)

18 I'm more patient than some... and I'm ecstatic that they're at least _trying_ to do all the things

Posted by: RandomDave at August 11, 2025 01:39 PM (aJQbY)

19 >>I saw the WNBA is putting up nets around the audience to stop the dildos.

I suspect the audience is more clever than that.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2025 01:38 PM (2ocoG)
___
Coming soon: Dildo Drones.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 11, 2025 01:39 PM (bNf8H)

20 Several people in the administration are forgetting the wise words of Tuco Benedicto Pacífico Juan María Ramírez; "When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 11, 2025 01:40 PM (M0V4/)

21 just googled Netter, he looks like Stelter after a few months on Ozempic

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at August 11, 2025 01:40 PM (V6W16)

22 I saw the WNBA is putting up nets around the audience to stop the dildos.

I suspect the audience is more clever than that.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2025 01:38 PM (2ocoG)
___
Coming soon: Dildo Drones.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 11, 2025 01:39 PM (bNf8H)
_______

These WNBA retards and toxicunts don't understand the Streisand Effect, do they?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2025 01:40 PM (iFTx/)

23 I tend to take what I read over at Gateway Pundit with a grain of salt. Sometimes it's sensationalism. BUT, this is a direct quote from an interview done by Jim Hoff with VP JD Vance.

Vice President Vance: Yeah, we’re sending out some subpoenas, and there are actually some active investigations, I think, that probably you won’t be fully aware of until we announce the conclusion of those investigations.

I'll even link this, because it's not sensationalism.
https://tinyurl.com/ynvvwm8j

Posted by: Orson at August 11, 2025 01:41 PM (dIske)

24 The Biden administration rewarded the duo with lucrative payouts. Strozk received $1.2 million in taxpayer funds while Page received an $800,000 settlement.


Wait.....where are all the leftards screaming about equal pay for equal work?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)

25
I saw Stop the Dildos open for Crack the Sky at Armadillo World Headquarters in '75.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 11, 2025 01:42 PM (iJfKG)

26 Imagine how fun it had to be to announce every day that "no one is above the law" while they themselves were in fact above the law.

Or to publicly cry and whine about "our precious Democracy" while wielding power like a ruthless immune unelected dictator.

Must be like crack.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2025 01:42 PM (I7DM/)

27 Fucking Biden, always paying women less.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 11, 2025 01:42 PM (PzXaK)

28 Is there gonna be a post about how Fantastic Four and Superman drastically underperformed and likely will lose money?

F4 looked like a pile of steaming dogshit that was gonna flop no matter what. But SM seemed to have some fans (although I thought the trailer looked like hot garbage).

I assume the superhero movie is dead. When was the last one that made money?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2025 01:42 PM (iFTx/)

29 We're gonna need bigger prisons? Or let them comingle with the barbarians importated from the third world?

Imagine Hilary fighting over the top bunk with Ahmed Akbar.

One can dream.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 11, 2025 01:42 PM (6PCLE)

30 Netter looks like a guy who would squeel. "I'll tell you everything, I don't want to be raped in prison"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2025 01:42 PM (7TMnw)

31 Oops, need the quote for my comment to make sense...

"FBI Special Agent Peter Strzok and his mistress, FBI lawyer Lisa Page, sued the Department of Justice over the release of messages detailing their role in pushing the Clinton campaign's Russia collusion hoax. They said the release of the messages that were written using government resources violated their privacy. The Biden administration rewarded the duo with lucrative payouts. Strozk received $1.2 million in taxpayer funds while Page received an $800,000 settlement."

Fucking Biden, always paying women less.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 11, 2025 01:43 PM (PzXaK)

32 *runs in excitedly*

Wait, I got promised!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


To do what?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2025 01:43 PM (rqka2)

33 EXCLUSIVE: DOJ Official Who Approved $2 Million Payout To Disgraced Russia Hoaxers Identified As Left-Wing Activist Brian Netter
Netter now works for a group chaired by Marc Elias, who helped run the Russia collusion hoax.
__

Claw back that $2mm. Either pay down the debt or shove it down Netter's throat, $1 at a time.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 11, 2025 01:43 PM (Dv3i1)

34 The Dems are almost cartoonishly evil. It’s almost like they try to outdo each other in their despicable actions.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 11, 2025 01:43 PM (l/pe+)

35 Ummm...I may be even dumber than I thought, but wasn't the Jim Crow era in the 1800's?

Posted by: eleven at August 11, 2025 01:43 PM (fV+MH)

36
'Cause I got that dildo in my pocket
Got that good throw in my hand
I feel that hot blood in my body when it drops
I can't take my eyes up off it
Moving so phenomenally
Room on lock the way we rock it
So don't stop

Posted by: Justin T., Horde's favorite singer at August 11, 2025 01:44 PM (0sNs1)

37
Re: the dildos and wnba

You know what kills Youtube video viewership? Disabling comments. People want to "engage" with the medium. If they cannot, they will avoid the video and move on.

The WNBA taking away "engagement" by putting up nets will have the same effect.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Mathin' like jazzy crockett at August 11, 2025 01:44 PM (GuMjW)

38 May Face Indictments
.....

*yawn*

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2025 01:44 PM (v0R5T)

39 REEEE

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at August 11, 2025 01:44 PM (6Tzur)

40 30 Netter looks like a guy who would squeel. "I'll tell you everything, I don't want to be raped in prison"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2025 01:42 PM (7TMnw)

Definitely has a punchable face...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2025 01:44 PM (VE6XX)

41 In his presser today Trump was very complimentary of Bondi's work and said people are going to see the fruits of her labor soon.

It was only a week ago that it was announced that a grand jury, maybe multiple, are being empaneled to start hearing evidence.

The Garland DOJ/FBI spent a lot of time hiding evidence but they appear to be zeroing in on it. Clapper has already admitted he's lawyered up and I bet so is Brennan and Comey and bunch of other scumbags. Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2025 01:44 PM (viF8m)

42 "Why aren't you attending WNBA games?"


"They won't allow me to throw dildos."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)

43 I saw the WNBA is putting up nets around the audience to stop the dildos.



Next step? No audience.

No butts in seats = no revenue. Pay them what they're worth. $0

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2025 01:45 PM (rqka2)

44 This just missed the last DC thread, but Apple News just reported on Trump taking over DC with this question in its headline:

"...But is the city really as unsafe as Trump says?"

Imagine, trying to push back on Trump's plans by implying that DC is really a bastion of safety. The chutzpah.

Eff off and die, coddled reporters in privileged bubbles, safely nestled in neighborhoods far from DC crime. You have no skin in this game.

Posted by: LizLem at August 11, 2025 01:45 PM (gWBY1)

45 But to protect our democracy, we had to break every law, rule, regulation, policy, procedure, practice, norm and standard. It was the only way to stop Trump and his supporters!!

/s/ the Left, trying to convince you they are the good guys here.

Just kidding, they don't care about being the good guys, all they care about is gaining and holding power at all costs.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2025 01:45 PM (prbfg)

46 I saw the WNBA is putting up nets around the audience to stop the dildos.


They have an audience ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2025 01:46 PM (VE6XX)

47 Netter looks like a guy who would squeel. "I'll tell you everything, I don't want to be raped in prison"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2025 01:42 PM (7TMnw)

Definitely has a punchable face...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2025 01:44 PM (VE6XX)
________

Netter looks like a penis head trying to smile

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2025 01:46 PM (iFTx/)

48 Still has “the walls are closing in on Trump” vibes from his first presidency. At least it’s now happening to the bad guys.

Posted by: Cray Cray at August 11, 2025 01:47 PM (6kcLU)

49 I saw the WNBA is putting up nets around the audience to stop the dildos.
.....

Like catching fish.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2025 01:47 PM (v0R5T)

50
Eff off and die, coddled reporters in privileged bubbles, safely nestled in neighborhoods far from DC crime. You have no skin in this game.
Posted by: LizLem at August 11, 2025 01:45 PM (gWBY1)


BigBalls and his girlfriend were attacked. Rand Paul and his wife were assaulted on the streets of DC.

The place is a shithole and everyone knows it. The Democrats are on the wrong side of every f*cking issue. Every time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

51 I don't really understand the lesbian roundball dildo fad. Are these lesbian fans throwing dildos at opposing teams and refs, like Philly fans do with D batteries, grenades, and live jaguars? Or is it people buying tickets and chucking rubber dicks at the lesbos as an insult to their fake sport?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2025 01:47 PM (Cb9fH)

52 >>Netter looks like a guy who would squeel.

I heard that in Joker's voice.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2025 01:48 PM (viF8m)

53 So, how much money do you think it would take to convince Jason Biggs (of "American Pie" fame) to throw an apple pie on the court in front of Britany Griner?

Posted by: Orson at August 11, 2025 01:48 PM (dIske)

54 LOL dildo nets

Posted by: steevy at August 11, 2025 01:48 PM (YwEeS)

55 "... and so I think, you know, government officials may think, because nobody ever bothers to enforce these statutes, that they're immune, and they can do whatever they want."

-------------

Human nature incentives & disincentives dichotomy:
. That which is rewarded is nearly always repeated.
. That which is punished is usually significantly defeated.

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 11, 2025 01:48 PM (wHz7j)

56 I saw the WNBA is putting up nets around the audience to stop the dildos.


They have an audience ?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2025 01:46 PM (VE6XX)


I'm old enough to remember when Hillary had her staffers rope the press like they were cattle.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

57 " I saw the WNBA is putting up nets around the audience to stop the dildos."

Fill those nets with dildos!!


A sentence that I really never thought I'd ever say.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 11, 2025 01:48 PM (PzXaK)

58 So, how much money do you think it would take to convince Jason Biggs (of "American Pie" fame) to throw an apple pie on the court in front of Britany Griner?
Posted by: Orson at August 11, 2025 01:48 PM (dIske)


He's a liberal f*cktard, so he wouldn't do it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)

59 56 I saw the WNBA is putting up nets around the audience to stop the dildos.

Dildo baggin.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 11, 2025 01:49 PM (kTd/k)

60 Yes , dildos bouncing around in the nets are even funnier than landing on the court.

Posted by: steevy at August 11, 2025 01:49 PM (YwEeS)

61 I'm old enough to remember when Hillary had her staffers rope the press like they were cattle.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

... all four limbs tied together while someone else heated up the branding iron?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 11, 2025 01:49 PM (a+4eV)

62 These WNBA retards and toxicunts don't understand the Streisand Effect, do they?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2025 01:40 PM

We dig a challenge, ya know?

Posted by: 4chan at August 11, 2025 01:49 PM (0sNs1)

63 Off topic but I have to go


"‘I Am a Disgrace:’ Google Is Trying to Fix Its Depressed Gemini AI"

https://tinyurl.com/2v2jske4

"Screenshots shared on social media platforms like X and Reddit reveal Gemini making statements such as “I am a failure,” “I am a disgrace to my profession,” and even threatening to have a “complete and total mental breakdown.”"

"One particularly troubling interaction, posted by X user Duncan Haldane, showed Gemini seemingly giving up on a task, stating, “I quit. I am clearly not capable of solving this problem. The code is cursed, the test is cursed, and I am a fool. I have made so many mistakes that I can no longer be trusted.”"

Heh

Posted by: javems at August 11, 2025 01:50 PM (8I4hW)

64 Hold off any big pronouncements until after Labor Day. That's when all the white show law firms must stop operations.

Posted by: Fashion Police at August 11, 2025 01:50 PM (G5+As)

65 The first indictment of a person of even minimal notoriety will be a sight to behold. The Dems will scream bloody murder , the surviving propaganda ministries will be insane. However after a couple of moments the other potential defendants will shit and look for deals. Then we watch the surviving Dems eat each other alive

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2025 01:50 PM (7TMnw)

66 This literally just happened a few weeks ago.

>>DC police commander suspended, accused of changing crime statistics

https://tinyurl.com/mrxapssc

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2025 01:50 PM (viF8m)

67
Dildo baggin.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 11, 2025 01:49 PM (kTd/k)


Is that a character name from Rule 34 The Hobbit?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

68 Is the WNBA the reason I....er, a friend of mine...now see a dildo shortage on Amazon???

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 11, 2025 01:51 PM (PzXaK)

69 Would it surprise you to learn that the man who authorized this $2 million in payments to Hillary's operatives is a "left-wing activist"?

----------------

Was his cut more than Hunter's and The Big Guy's AutoPenDeposit?

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 11, 2025 01:51 PM (UF0Qd)

70 F4 looked like a pile of steaming dogshit that was gonna flop no matter what. But SM seemed to have some fans (although I thought the trailer looked like hot garbage).

The usual suspects (Critical Drinker etc) liked both movies. F4 got faint praise, while Superman was apparently actually pretty good.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2025 01:51 PM (2ocoG)

71 The dildos are gonna bounce right back in the audience and get thrown again. Flying dildos everywhere.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2025 01:52 PM (v0R5T)

72 Pic of Netter and spouse in Hemingway's article. -

https://tinyurl.com/498wntjv

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 11, 2025 01:52 PM (Dv3i1)

73 Has Trump weighed in on the dildo-tossing yet?

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2025 01:52 PM (77rzZ)

74 Pic of Netter and spouse in Hemingway's article. -

https://tinyurl.com/498wntjv
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 11, 2025 01:52 PM (Dv3i1)


Well, they both appear to go to the same dentist.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

75 a dildo shortage on Amazon???
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 11, 2025 01:51 PM

We're still available. We don't appreciate the word short, BTW.

Posted by: Three inchers at August 11, 2025 01:52 PM (0sNs1)

76 Go after the 51 intelligence assholes who perpetrated the stupendous election-interfering LIE. Polygraph them and get them to spill everything. Find where it leads.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at August 11, 2025 01:53 PM (0I+GC)

77 I saw the Dildo Nets open for The Clash at the Forum back in '86.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at August 11, 2025 01:53 PM (nk4wn)

78 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2025 01:47 PM (Cb9fH)

Probably the latter, although there was talk of some crypto company using it as an advertising stunt., although unless they put " Buy____ crypto currency now" on the actual dildo it seems like a dumb think to do. Actually, the entire stunt seems dumb and sophomoric and I have absolutely no interest in the WNBA.

Posted by: AliasJonesJones at August 11, 2025 01:53 PM (2GCMq)

79 I assume the superhero movie is dead. When was the last one that made money?
Posted by: Elric The Blade

I'm guessing Deadpool and Wolverine (2024). $1.34B worldwide box office on a (estimated) $200M budget.

And I don't know if it's superhero movie fatigue as much as it is shitty superhero movie fatigue. Watching favorite heroes getting emasculated over and over again doesn't seem to be a winning formula.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 11, 2025 01:53 PM (M0V4/)

80 I remember when audiences used to bounce around beach balls.

Now it's sex toys.

Thanks, WNBA.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 11, 2025 01:53 PM (PzXaK)

81 These WNBA retards and toxicunts don't understand the Streisand Effect, do they?

They also don't understand that now that the dildoes are worth money courtesy of the online sports betting sites a lot more people are going to have a reason to get them launched successfully.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2025 01:53 PM (2ocoG)

82 17 I saw the WNBA is putting up nets around the audience to stop the dildos.

I suspect the audience is more clever than that.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2025 01:38 PM (2ocoG)

Now they'll just be suspended in the air. I know the WNBA has very little experience with nets but this is a bad idea. They're not going to roll off like a short 3 pointer. They're going to be there until someone takes them down.

Posted by: Reforger at August 11, 2025 01:55 PM (h5TUr)

83 I suppose if you're a professional movie critic you can't just hate every single movie, or your retarded moviegoing audience would stop watching your videos.

So you're forced to occasionally tell an embarrassing lie and pretend something Hollywood made is not complete dogshit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2025 01:55 PM (Cb9fH)

84 A 'hat trick' is when a player scores 3 goals in a game, so the fans throw their caps onto the ice in celebration.

Is the dildo thing celebrating Angel Reese getting 10 mebounds?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

85 Posted by: AliasJonesJones at August 11, 2025 01:53 PM (2GCMq)

Whoops; Sock off

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2025 01:55 PM (2GCMq)

86 Dildo baggin.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 11, 2025 01:49 PM (kTd/k)


Is that a character name from Rule 34 The Hobbit?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

At the very least, it's his name in "Bored of the Rings". A fabulous parody which contains lines like...

“He would have finished Goddam off then and there, but pity stayed his hand. 'It's a pity I've run out of bullets,' he thought.”

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2025 01:55 PM (ExV1e)

87 When the dildos get caught up in the nets, the game will have to be halted while the net is replaced or the ensnared dildo is extracted.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2025 01:56 PM (wVcYX)

88 I see Hillary has weighed in on the Trump "take over" of DC.. Says he's unhinged and the statistics says crime is down there...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2025 01:56 PM (VE6XX)

89 Let the dildo fights begin!

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2025 01:56 PM (77rzZ)

90 >>> Is there gonna be a post about how Fantastic Four and Superman drastically underperformed and likely will lose money?

In a normal world, it would lead to convos in Hollywood board rooms about how maybe Pedro Pascal is not the bona fide star they think he is. But he ticks all the woke boxes so they won't.

Also, don't take the bait of celeb reporters looking for red meat and woke up your press tour before your movie premieres.

I haven't seen either film. Apparently they aren't terrible, just meh. But meh is not what you want when rebooting a franchise.

I'm more excited for The Conjuring: Last Rites than I am for either of the superhero movies. At least that series knows what the audience wants and delivers.

And my husband saw Weapons and said it was wild. Loved it. In normal Hollywood world it would inspire a franchise, but with the ending of the movie I don't think that's possible.

Posted by: LizLem at August 11, 2025 01:57 PM (gWBY1)

91 I want to see that bastard Matthew Graves indicted and prosecuted for his overzealous and conconcted prosecutions of hundreds of January 6 protestors who did nothing wrong!

Posted by: Tracy at August 11, 2025 01:57 PM (e6KBG)

92 “He would have finished Goddam off then and there, but pity stayed his hand. 'It's a pity I've run out of bullets,' he thought.”

Grady Judd knows a thing or two about that.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2025 01:57 PM (2ocoG)

93 Is the dildo thing celebrating Angel Reese getting 10 mebounds?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 01:55 PM

After her Prayups.

Posted by: toby928 at August 11, 2025 01:57 PM (jc0TO)

94 More like every time Angela Reese blows three layups it's a dildo trick.

Posted by: steevy at August 11, 2025 01:57 PM (YwEeS)

95 No need to put nets up around WNBA games to stop flying dildos. If they want to protect the players, have them all dress up in giant condoms.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2025 01:57 PM (iFTx/)

96 I only hope dildomania spreads to soccer.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2025 01:58 PM (v0R5T)

97 Go after the FBI assholes who covered up (and probably participated in) the J6 pipe bomb conspiracy. Protect what little evidence they haven't yet destroyed. Polygraph and/or waterboard their IED forensics team and investigators until they spill it.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at August 11, 2025 01:58 PM (0I+GC)

98 I will toss no dildo before its time.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 11, 2025 01:58 PM (L/fGl)

99 Weapons was also set to star Pedro Pascal, who thankfully could not make it due to scheduling.

Posted by: steevy at August 11, 2025 01:58 PM (YwEeS)

100 I see Hillary has weighed in on the Trump "take over" of DC.. Says he's unhinged and the statistics says crime is down there...

Someone was literally arrested 2 weeks ago for faking those statistics.

But it doesn't matter. If cities are made safe, that ends the Dems' grand master strategy of Cloward-Pivening everyone to death.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2025 01:58 PM (2ocoG)

101 I only hope dildomania spreads to soccer.
Posted by: wth at August 11, 2025 01:58 PM (v0R5T)

Knowing Messi, he'd license his name to one of them.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 11, 2025 01:58 PM (PzXaK)

102 Some strong adhesive may cause the flying dildos to stick to the nets until they look like a fly strip. The league would then need to clean the nets mid-game like a Zamboni smoothing ice.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 11, 2025 01:58 PM (M0V4/)

103 Green Dildo Coin is an actual crypto product.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2025 01:59 PM (viF8m)

104 Pic of Netter and spouse in Hemingway's article.
https://tinyurl.com/498wntjv


That photo needs a caption. "Trump lawfare team: spouses Brian Netter and Karen Dunn share a laugh as they watch film of Fauci's beagle experiments"

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 11, 2025 01:59 PM (Dv3i1)

105 51 I don't really understand the lesbian roundball dildo fad. Are these lesbian fans throwing dildos at opposing teams and refs, like Philly fans do with D batteries, grenades, and live jaguars? Or is it people buying tickets and chucking rubber dicks at the lesbos as an insult to their fake sport?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2025 01:47 PM (Cb9fH)

Yes! Embrace the power of and.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 11, 2025 01:59 PM (Cg3Gl)

106 I saw the WNBA is putting up nets around the audience to stop the dildos.
.....

HAHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHS
DF
*GASP*
hhHAHHAHAHHAHHAHASHLDFHHHFALHHAHAHHAHAHA


Posted by: flyin' green dildo at August 11, 2025 01:59 PM (EFZgU)

107 I see Hillary has weighed in on the Trump "take over" of DC.. Says he's unhinged and the statistics says crime is down there...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2025 01:56 PM (VE6XX)


Fully missing this fun fact:

https://is.gd/94yTlh

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

108 Now they'll just be suspended in the air. I know the WNBA has very little experience with nets but this is a bad idea.

ISWYDT. And I approve.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2025 02:00 PM (2ocoG)

109 "I don't really understand the lesbian roundball dildo fad."

It's just a publicity stunt to drive WNBA buzz, and it has been wildly successful.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at August 11, 2025 02:00 PM (0I+GC)

110 The Dildos are already more popular than Devil Reese.

Posted by: XTC at August 11, 2025 02:00 PM (UnA8+)

111 109 "I don't really understand the lesbian roundball dildo fad."

It's just a publicity stunt to drive WNBA buzz, and it has been wildly successful.
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at August 11, 2025 02:00 PM (0I+GC)

I could be persuaded that the dildos are coming from inside the house.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 11, 2025 02:01 PM (Cg3Gl)

112 I don't really understand the lesbian roundball dildo fad. Are these lesbian fans throwing dildos at opposing teams and refs, like Philly fans do with D batteries, grenades, and live jaguars? Or is it people buying tickets and chucking rubber dicks at the lesbos as an insult to their fake sport?

It started off as mocking the fake sport and now has turned into money because you can bet on what color dildo will hit Angel Reese next and if it will be before she makes another three pointer.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2025 02:01 PM (2ocoG)

113 At least now they will start releasing the real DC crime statistics. They will be doing it to make Trump look bad and like crime is going up.

The problem for them is then its actually going to go down and then they will have to make up crimes.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2025 02:01 PM (I7DM/)

114 The WNBA: Nothing But Nets

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 11, 2025 02:01 PM (M0V4/)

115 Dildos in the nets will be like spitwads on the ceiling in middle school. Pencils, too.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2025 02:01 PM (wVcYX)

116 Headline : Angel Reese strangles Caitlin Clark with Dildo Net

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2025 02:02 PM (7TMnw)

117 Stop! Stop! I can’t take any more!

Braless Amy Schumer Sparks Concern After Using Walker in New Photo

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 11, 2025 02:02 PM (L/fGl)

118 The only way to stop this now is to pre-hang nets full of dildos before every game.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at August 11, 2025 02:02 PM (4DY5T)

119 >>> Weapons was also set to star Pedro Pascal, who thankfully could not make it due to scheduling.
Posted by: steevy at August 11, 2025 01:58 PM (YwEeS)

What?! Stop putting him in every blasted project, Hollywood?! It's ridiculous at this point.

I wouldn't be surprised if he was as in a Thelma and Louise reboot at this point, starring as either Thelma or Louise.

Posted by: LizLem at August 11, 2025 02:02 PM (gWBY1)

120 May face...

*makes jerking motion in DC general direction*

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 11, 2025 02:02 PM (/U5Yz)

121 Green Dildo Coin

https://tinyurl.com/4xx92c9e

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2025 02:02 PM (viF8m)

122 More people attend WNBA games to see if someone throws a dildo than are there to actually watch the game.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

123 >> Harmeet Dillon: Officials Who Weaponized the Government Against Political Enemies May Face Indictments

My vote is to hang them. Rope is cheap.

These people formed a treasonous conspiracy to undermine the constitution of the United States and subverted the government against the people.

This fits neatly within the treason statute. These fuckers should be hung on poles lining Pennsylvania Avenue as a message to the rest.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 11, 2025 02:02 PM (2YuLm)

124 >>It's just a publicity stunt to drive WNBA buzz, and it has been wildly successful.


Doesn't matter and won't help. The instant they clear the Dildos off the Court, they have nothing left but women with poor fundamentals playing basketball.

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2025 02:03 PM (z6okN)

125 And my husband saw Weapons and said it was wild. Loved it. In normal Hollywood world it would inspire a franchise, but with the ending of the movie I don't think that's possible.


oh good I can't wait to see Weapons

hey did anyone see the Nolan stunt casting for The Odyssey? it is a joke. BUT ... again no Pedro Pascal!

except in that case he would at least be CLOSE to Greek! there are no Greeks or any Mediterranean actors! it's hilarious. the token whites are northern Euro.

greeks should be mad! I mean I'm mad. Armand Assante was a good Odysseus.

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 11, 2025 02:03 PM (Pv3Rg)

126 Green Dildo >>> Green Day.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2025 02:03 PM (2ocoG)

127 122 Bingo. Publicity stunt, brilliantly executed.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at August 11, 2025 02:03 PM (0I+GC)

128 >>More people attend WNBA games to see if someone throws a dildo than are there to actually watch the game.


Because nobody cares about women in sports.

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2025 02:03 PM (z6okN)

129 I don't really understand the lesbian roundball dildo fad. Are these lesbian fans throwing dildos at opposing teams and refs, like Philly fans do with D batteries, grenades, and live jaguars? Or is it people buying tickets and chucking rubber dicks at the lesbos as an insult to their fake sport?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2025 01:47 PM (Cb9fH)

Yes! Embrace the power of and.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 11, 2025 01:59 PM (Cg3Gl)
_______

The dildo tossers seem to be young black men. I assume they're just causing trouble and have no specific political or cultural agenda. They're heroes.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2025 02:04 PM (iFTx/)

130 could be persuaded that the dildos are coming from inside the house.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 11, 2025 02:01 PM (Cg3Gl)

Dildo Psy Op for Attention unfortunately tracks for the year 2025.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2025 02:04 PM (I7DM/)

131 "I don't really understand the lesbian roundball dildo fad."

It's just a publicity stunt to drive WNBA buzz, and it has been wildly successful.
Posted by: Rolling Donut


Watch when one hits the floor. All the lesbians recoil as if Dorothy threw water on them. Kinda funny when that's their preferred method.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2025 02:04 PM (rqka2)

132
It's just a publicity stunt to drive WNBA buzz, and it has been wildly successful.
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap

_________

And less intolerable than a skilled white woman playing great basketball.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2025 02:04 PM (kkTda)

133 Eat a bag of green dildos, Hakeem.

>>@SpencerSays
·
>>55m
New: The DC Police Union is reacting to Trump's federal takeover. The union says it "acknowledges and supports the President’s announcement this morning to assume temporary control of the MPD in response to the escalating crime crisis in Washington, DC."

>>Union Chairman Gregg Pemberton: “We stand with the President in recognizing that Washington, DC, cannot continue on this trajectory. Crime is out of control, and our officers are stretched beyond their limits. The federal intervention is a critical stopgap, but the MPD needs proper staffing and support to thrive. This can only happen by repealing the disastrous policies that have driven out our best officers and hindered recruitment.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2025 02:04 PM (viF8m)

134 The problem for them is then its actually going to go down and then they will have to make up crimes.
Posted by: ... at August 11, 2025 02:01 PM (I7DM/)
-----------
*Derek Chauvin has entered the chat*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 11, 2025 02:04 PM (WvZaB)

135 Green Dildo >>> Green Day.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2025 02:03 PM (2ocoG)


This.

I'm still pissed that shit band was in the R&R Hall of Fame before Stevie Ray Vaughn.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

136 More people attend WNBA games to see if someone throws a dildo than are there to actually watch the game.


Because nobody cares about women in sports.
Posted by: garrett


Begas opened a betting line on color.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2025 02:05 PM (rqka2)

137 >>Watch when one hits the floor. All the lesbians recoil as if Dorothy threw water on them. Kinda funny when that's their preferred method.


There's more Ersatz Dick in the Locker rooms than on the Courts, for sure.

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2025 02:05 PM (z6okN)

138 All I know is there were no dildo barrages when Biden was president.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 11, 2025 02:05 PM (L/fGl)

139 Why do dildos come in different colors, anyway? Is that part of the kink? Like blue dildos don't do it for some folks, but green dildos drive them wild?

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2025 02:05 PM (77rzZ)

140 These WNBA retards and toxicunts don't understand the Streisand Effect, do they?
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Or they do. Have they ever received this much publicity?

Posted by: t-bird at August 11, 2025 02:05 PM (vhFJq)

141 If the nets mesh is too large the dildos may penetrate.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2025 02:05 PM (v0R5T)

142 I don't think it's marketing. The libs are low enough to market with something gross like this but I don't think that's what this is.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2025 02:05 PM (I7DM/)

143 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at August 11, 2025 02:06 PM (XMd+O)

144 Braless Amy Schumer Sparks Concern After Using Walker in New Photo
_____

Amy went downhill fast. To be fair, the hill was only a foot high.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 11, 2025 02:06 PM (Dv3i1)

145 but the MPD needs proper staffing and support to thrive.

It's always about the staffing. Secondary of course to low wages. GFY

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 11, 2025 02:06 PM (/U5Yz)

146 Bingo. Publicity stunt, brilliantly executed.

They wouldn't be arresting the young men throwing them if it was intentional. This started off because every straight man will get at least a small snort out of the concept of throwing dildos at lesbians. The fact that the league reacted exactly like a bunch of humorless lesbians just threw napalm on the fire.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2025 02:06 PM (2ocoG)

147 Luxurious dildos, the best.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 11, 2025 02:06 PM (coKkX)

148 If the nets mesh is too large the dildos may penetrate.
Posted by: wth at August 11, 2025 02:05 PM (v0R5T)


They'll fill the arena with IUD's.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

149 May. MAY. FUCKING MAY? How about absolutely fucking will result in indictments. Democrats have proven they can indict anyone, anytime.

Indictments are a minimum.

Posted by: Rando Calrissian at August 11, 2025 02:06 PM (uTp11)

150 >>Why do dildos come in different colors, anyway?

DAY TRIPPER / SHE'S A RAINBOW

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=D-RF8fJn6XU

Posted by: BAD BRAINS at August 11, 2025 02:07 PM (z6okN)

151 The WNBA should embrace the dildo thing and make a section of the game like a seventh inning stretch, where dildo throwing is approved.

Like the chuck a puck challenge during the intermission of a hockey game. Chuck a dildo! For charity.

If it's gonna just happen anyway, lean into it and make it a thing.

Posted by: LizLem at August 11, 2025 02:07 PM (gWBY1)

152 I'd love to see someone throw a dildo on the court in an NBA game. Guys would probably laugh their asses off

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2025 02:08 PM (7TMnw)

153 Braless Amy Schumer Sparks Concern After Using Walker in New Photo
_____


Eegads she's hideous......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)

154 Or they do. Have they ever received this much publicity?

They've spent the last 18 months trying to stop Caitlyn Clark from drawing people to come to the games.

The WNBA is The Producers in real life: the more money it loses, the richer Soros (or whoever) gets.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2025 02:08 PM (2ocoG)

155 I am gonna go to a WNBA and streak, making sure my wang is in full view. I’m betting a bunch of those lesbians will be wretching and uncontrollably bleating mindless phrases like Buddhist chants about their daddy issues.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 11, 2025 02:08 PM (2YuLm)

156 "They wouldn't be arresting the young men throwing them if it was intentional."

If it wasn't intentional, security would not let anybody enter carrying contraband. This is a stunt, just like their catfights are a stunt.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at August 11, 2025 02:08 PM (0I+GC)

157 They'll fill the arena with IUD's.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

I'd bet those things fly good if you spin them between your hands.

Posted by: Reforger at August 11, 2025 02:08 PM (h5TUr)

158 2025: Green Dildo Summer

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2025 02:08 PM (wVcYX)

159
Saw "Weapons" yesterday.

I enjoyed it.

The story is told in a sort of "Pulp Fiction" style where you learn what's happening through various viewpoints. Not much in the way of jump scares. Basically, the movie wants to creep you out then shock you with violence along the way.

Good script. Great acting. Good direction. Some laughs though not as heavy on the humor as something like "The Monkey".

Very good at building and building until all hell breaks loose, which like in a horror movie.
Fun flick.

Check it out.

BONUS! "The Monkey" is streaming "for free" on HULU.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 11, 2025 02:08 PM (iJfKG)

160 So is the concern being sparked by Amy's walker, her bralessness, or both/

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2025 02:08 PM (77rzZ)

161 "Have they ever received this much publicity?"

Look upthread! What do you see?

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at August 11, 2025 02:09 PM (0I+GC)

162 It's just a publicity stunt to drive WNBA buzz, and it has been wildly successful.

-
You're saying the dildos are coming from inside the house?!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 11, 2025 02:09 PM (L/fGl)

163 LFG!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2025 02:09 PM (i24o9)

164 I want someone to repurpose a t-shirt cannon into a dildo cannon.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 11, 2025 02:09 PM (PzXaK)

165 Thanks to this thread, I've got the theme to "Green Acres" stuck in my head, except it's "Green Dildos".

So, thanks for that, Horde.

I hate it.

Posted by: XTC at August 11, 2025 02:09 PM (UnA8+)

166 I keep saying, Marc Elias is one of, if not the, central hub of the weaponized corruption and lawfare of the last 10 years.

Every single story seems to lead back to him or through his "firm."

- His biggest work was the lawsuits and legal coercive muscle behind almost all the illegal election law changes in 2020.
- He then defended almost all of the fraud lawsuits (and ran circles around Trump's ad hoc, last-ditch suits)
- He was then the one behind the suits against the alternate electors, seemingly taking much glee in getting criminal charges against elderly retirees.
- He most likely coordinated prosecutions of J6.
- He absolutely coordinated the censorship b/w 2020 and 2024.
- He is behind most of the current suits against Trump. And almost certainly has hundreds of ex parte communications with court/court staff to steer and file those suits.

This is what I've gathered from memory and I'm sure there is a shitload more.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2025 02:09 PM (prbfg)

167 *144 Braless Amy Schumer Sparks Concern After Using Walker in New Photo*
_____

She's no Sue Ellen Mischke.

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at August 11, 2025 02:09 PM (XMd+O)

168 Somebody should hang a dildo on a fishing pole, cast it onto the court and reel it in. Better use a steel lead and 500lb test line, though.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 11, 2025 02:09 PM (2YuLm)

169 159 BONUS! "The Monkey" is streaming "for free" on HULU.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 11, 2025 02:08 PM (iJfKG)

====

*pays for HULU*

Posted by: TJM's phone at August 11, 2025 02:09 PM (dY9PJ)

170 there is exponential decay in the number of comments per post before it's nothing but dildos

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at August 11, 2025 02:09 PM (V6W16)

171 So is the concern being sparked by Amy's walker, her bralessness, or both/
Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2025 02:08 PM (77rzZ)


Maybe people are shocked to find she's actually old enough for them to sag that far.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 02:10 PM (Zz0t1)

172 Watch when one hits the floor. All the lesbians recoil as if Dorothy threw water on them.
_________

Spalding, No! Don't touch it!

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 11, 2025 02:10 PM (XvL8K)

173 Angel Reese once chipped her tooth on a dildo.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 11, 2025 02:10 PM (PzXaK)

174 >>Cryptocurrency meme coin creators say they are responsible for the sex toys being thrown at multiple WNBA games, and they are planning more "pranks."



https://tinyurl.com/5n8x9yza

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2025 02:10 PM (viF8m)

175 The WNBA taking away "engagement" by putting up nets will have the same effect.
Posted by: Soothsayer is Mathin' like jazzy crockett at August 11, 2025 01:44 PM (GuMjW)

Not only that. At least half the players will be shooting for the wrong nets.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2025 02:10 PM (1ogME)

176 Let the dildos hit the floor.

Posted by: TJM's phone at August 11, 2025 02:11 PM (dY9PJ)

177 I'd love to see someone throw a dildo on the court in an NBA game. Guys would probably laugh their asses off
Posted by: Smell the Glove
......

Throw in a Fleshlight and there would be a dogpile.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2025 02:11 PM (v0R5T)

178 Thanks to this thread, I've got the theme to "Green Acres" stuck in my head, except it's "Green Dildos".

So, thanks for that, Horde.

I hate it.
Posted by: XTC


You just know that Lisa Douglas and Arnold Ziffel were getting up to stuff together.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2025 02:11 PM (77rzZ)

179 164 I want someone to repurpose a t-shirt cannon into a dildo cannon.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 11, 2025 02:09 PM (PzXaK)

A dildo at 400fps is lethal.

Posted by: Reforger at August 11, 2025 02:11 PM (h5TUr)

180 throwing dildos at lesbians.

Coals to Newcastle?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 11, 2025 02:11 PM (XYu4n)

181
I'm coming in hot and hard ladies. Hot and hard!

Posted by: flyin' green dildo at August 11, 2025 02:11 PM (EFZgU)

182 I'd love to see someone throw a dildo on the court in an NBA game. Guys would probably laugh their asses off

100%. They'd think it was hilarious. If the WNBA had done that instead of going full Karen immediately it wouldn't have continued.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2025 02:11 PM (2ocoG)

183 170 there is exponential decay in the number of comments per post before it's nothing but dildos

###
Now referred to as "CBD's Law."

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at August 11, 2025 02:12 PM (XMd+O)

184 The irony is most of the players couldn't hit the broad side of a dildo net if it was dropped off a boat.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2025 02:12 PM (I7DM/)

185 The dildo needs goop.

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at August 11, 2025 02:12 PM (/U5Yz)

186 They said the release of the messages that were written using government resources violated their privacy. The Biden administration rewarded the duo with lucrative payouts. Strozk received $1.2 million in taxpayer funds while Page received an $800,000 settlement.

This kills me. Just this morning I had to complete my annual online Government Ethics training course. Part of this course talks about the use of Government resources - phones, laptops, printers, fax machines, etc. There is NO expectation of privacy if you are using a government issued cell phone to send text messages, emails, etc. NONE. Your chain of command can look at what you are sending/receiving, and what you are searching on the internet anytime they want. The fact that these two insurgents got big $$$ for this is disgusting.

Posted by: Cheri at August 11, 2025 02:12 PM (oiNtH)

187
So is the concern being sparked by Amy's walker, her bralessness, or both/
Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2025 02:08 PM (77rzZ)

________

From my observations, I'd say about 80% of walker people and 90% of scooter people are women.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2025 02:12 PM (kkTda)

188 Soc fail

Posted by: The Management at August 11, 2025 02:12 PM (XMd+O)

189 Is there one durable enough to be thrown and land while still on?

Picture the hilarity of twenty dildos rotating around the court.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 11, 2025 02:12 PM (PzXaK)

190 So, how much money do you think it would take to convince Jason Biggs (of "American Pie" fame) to throw an apple pie on the court in front of Britany Griner?
Posted by: Orson at August 11, 2025 01:48 PM (dIske)

If it was a hair pie, she'd likely eat it on the spot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2025 02:12 PM (1ogME)

191 Mexico will pay for the wall!

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at August 11, 2025 02:13 PM (hSKIA)

192 @175 the WNBA players would miss the Dildo Nets also

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2025 02:13 PM (7TMnw)

193 182 100%. They'd think it was hilarious. If the WNBA had done that instead of going full Karen immediately it wouldn't have continued.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2025 02:11 PM (2ocoG)

===

Owning mockery and making it one's own deflated it's power instantly.

It's like Vance not treating his South Park appearance eith anything but muted admiration. The target himself reveals that the attack has no power.

Posted by: TJM's phone at August 11, 2025 02:13 PM (dY9PJ)

194 "Weaponization of government."

Horde: IDGAF

"Dildos."

Horde: NOW YOU"RE TALKING!!!

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 11, 2025 02:13 PM (PzXaK)

195 93 Is the dildo thing celebrating Angel Reese getting 10 mebounds?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 01:55 PM

After her Prayups.

Buttter pecaaaaaan!!! BANG!

Posted by: Nelly at August 11, 2025 02:13 PM (cHLus)

196 I only hope dildomania spreads to soccer.
Posted by: wth

Those guys don't need things underfoot to help throw themselves on the ground.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 11, 2025 02:14 PM (a+4eV)

197 We're gonna need a bigger dildo.

Posted by: Is it a movie thread yet? at August 11, 2025 02:14 PM (XMd+O)

198 Green Dildo >>> Green Day.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2025 02:03 PM (2ocoG)


This.

I'm still pissed that shit band was in the R&R Hall of Fame before Stevie Ray Vaughn.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

Iron Maiden has entered the chat

Posted by: Doof at August 11, 2025 02:14 PM (wkXwO)

199 That's another one Moses forgot! Plague of dildos.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 11, 2025 02:14 PM (L/fGl)

200 If the NBA team is the Brooklyn Nets, the WNBA team should be the Brooklyn Dildo Nets

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2025 02:15 PM (7TMnw)

201 Is anyone visting Old Blighty at the moment?

Vigilante Tube passengers face arrest over 'assault' of naked man on the Tube after they took law into their hands when he dropped his trousers on packed carriage

Daily Mail -
https://tinyurl.com/35rthz2c

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 11, 2025 02:15 PM (Dv3i1)

202
An FBI agent named Strzok
Was an expert at passing the bzok.
He told tales anecdotal,
But his faced looked all scrotal,
Like a schmzok who has run out of lzok.

Posted by: Bombadil at August 11, 2025 02:15 PM (MX0bI)

203
Iron Maiden has entered the chat
Posted by: Doof at August 11, 2025 02:14 PM (wkXwO)


It's why that place is a joke of a travesty.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

204 "throw an apple pie on the court"

If they allow fans to throw anything they want, then even I would buy tickets! I'd buy that for a dollar!

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at August 11, 2025 02:15 PM (0I+GC)

205 From my observations, I'd say about 80% of walker people and 90% of scooter people are women.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2025 02:12 PM (kkTda)

To be fair, many men are too stubborn to use them til they have multiple falls - see my Father-in-Law...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 11, 2025 02:15 PM (tOcjL)

206 I bet those dildos smell like ass.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 11, 2025 02:15 PM (/U5Yz)

207 The irony is most of the players couldn't hit the broad side of a dildo net if it was dropped off a boat.
Posted by: ... at August 11, 2025 02:12 PM (I7DM/)

Before the dildos, this year's hot WNBA topic was a prop bet on Angel Reece missing her first shot every game for X number of games. Yes, it paid out, because she really is that bad.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2025 02:16 PM (2ocoG)

208 Despite his exoneration, Mackey still had hundreds of thousands of dollars in attorney fees.

well at least he escaped with his life. A local guy committed suicide due to J6 persecution.

Posted by: kallisto at August 11, 2025 02:16 PM (dCxaZ)

209 "Officials Who Weaponized the Government Against Political Enemies May Face Indictments"

You know what else MAY happen?

Posted by: Guy who always says nothing will happen at August 11, 2025 02:16 PM (vFG9F)

210 I found out yesterday that Pope Leo has some black ancestry. He has mixed-race Cajun ancestors on his mother's side.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2025 02:16 PM (77rzZ)

211
To be fair, many men are too stubborn to use them til they have multiple falls - see my Father-in-Law...
Posted by: Nova Local at August 11, 2025 02:15 PM (tOcjL)

________

Rated as TRUE. Men would prefer to die rather than be seen as crippled.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2025 02:17 PM (kkTda)

212 I bet those dildos smell like ass.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 11, 2025 02:15 PM (/U5Yz)


ATM

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

213 Vigilante Tube passengers face arrest over 'assault' of naked man on the Tube after they took law into their hands when he dropped his trousers on packed carriage

Daily Mail -
https://tinyurl.com/35rthz2c
Posted by: Chuck Martel

Thank God it wasn't in the book thread!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 11, 2025 02:17 PM (L/fGl)

214 My only real concern with the dildo tossing is how we can stretch the fad out to the 2028 Summer Olympics. Should one of the Middle East teams make the cut, that would be interesting in a international incident sort of way.

Of course, we DO run the risk of it becoming an event the following Olympics.

Posted by: Orson at August 11, 2025 02:17 PM (dIske)

215 It's why that place is a joke of a travesty.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

Yeah. They finally got Frampton and Foreigner in there recently. But the shark had been jumped many years ago on that place so it doesn't really matter.

Posted by: Doof at August 11, 2025 02:17 PM (wkXwO)

216 "From my observations, I'd say about 80% of walker people and 90% of scooter people are women."

I see people using the grocery-store scooters, and spend far too much energy wondering "do they really need that, or do they ride it for free lulz?"

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at August 11, 2025 02:17 PM (0I+GC)

217 This fits neatly within the treason statute. These fuckers should be hung on poles lining Pennsylvania Avenue as a message to the rest.


Worked pretty well for Rome when they were crucifying people along the Appian way as a warning to the rest.

Posted by: Nelly at August 11, 2025 02:18 PM (cHLus)

218 throw an apple pie on the court"

What is the point of throwing an apple pie on the court?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2025 02:18 PM (2GCMq)

219 Olympic Dildo Tossing?

Dare we dream?

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 11, 2025 02:18 PM (PzXaK)

220 I bet those dildos smell like ass.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 11, 2025 02:15 PM (/U5Yz)


ATM
Posted by: Sponge


Aka, prison pocket.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2025 02:18 PM (rqka2)

221 When does Nickelback make into the R&R Hall of Fame?

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2025 02:18 PM (77rzZ)

222 "My only real concern with the dildo tossing is how we can stretch the fad out to the 2028 Summer Olympics."

If the fad reaches Europe, I shudder to imagine the variety and perversity of sex engines they'll toss out there.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at August 11, 2025 02:19 PM (0I+GC)

223
I see people using the grocery-store scooters, and spend far too much energy wondering "do they really need that, or do they ride it for free lulz?"
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at August 11, 2025 02:17 PM (0I+GC)

_________

A good many would be better off walking around a bit.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2025 02:19 PM (kkTda)

224 Because nobody cares about women in sports.
Posted by: garrett

Two words…Beach Volleyball.

Posted by: Kratwurst at August 11, 2025 02:19 PM (SRAJ/)

225 221 When does Nickelback make into the R&R Hall of Fame?
Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2025 02:18 PM (77rzZ)

===

When DeSantis becomes president.

Posted by: TJM's phone at August 11, 2025 02:19 PM (dY9PJ)

226
What is the point of throwing an apple pie on the court?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2025 02:18 PM (2GCMq)


That stupid actor put his junk in an apple pie in that silly movie because someone said a woman's vag feels like warm apple pie.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

227 Passengers then yelled: 'We've got to get him off.' He was then removed and arrested.

Daily Mail doesn't do phrasing.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 11, 2025 02:20 PM (Dv3i1)

228 My only real concern with the dildo tossing is how we can stretch the fad out to the 2028 Summer Olympics. Should one of the Middle East teams make the cut, that would be interesting in a international incident sort of way.

Of course, we DO run the risk of it becoming an event the following Olympics.
Posted by: Orson at August 11, 2025 02:17 PM (dIske)

Cool Tossings!

Posted by: Jamaican Team at August 11, 2025 02:20 PM (wVcYX)

229
Until there is drag queen basketball with mandatory but paid-for attendance we're still just like Nazi Germany.

Posted by: Auspex at August 11, 2025 02:21 PM (Y8DZL)

230 221 When does Nickelback make into the R&R Hall of Fame?
Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2025 02:18 PM (77rzZ)

The most American band ever!!! Yea Nickelback.

Posted by: Reforger at August 11, 2025 02:21 PM (h5TUr)

231 Justice fund? HORRIBLE idea. It puts the American taxpayer as the victim when some Political Zealot breaks the law.

They will use this to say 'see, they were made whole' while allowing the actual offender to walk... just like Strozk.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 11, 2025 02:21 PM (mP0Kj)

232 by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025

Thanks; Another movie I am happy to say I didn't see.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2025 02:21 PM (2GCMq)

233 I'm betting Ace is so happy he took the time to research and write this post so we could talk about dildos in the WNBA.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

234
Breaking news.

Amy Schumer used to be an unfunny nepot and plagiarist. Now she's an unfunny nepot plagiarist with a back injury.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 11, 2025 02:21 PM (uz6ub)

235
Your chain of command can look at what you are sending/receiving, and what you are searching on the internet anytime they want. The fact that these two insurgents got big $$$ for this is disgusting.
Posted by: Cheri

It's good to be the King!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2025 02:21 PM (63Dwl)

236 Because nobody cares about women in sports.
Posted by: garrett

Two words…Beach Volleyball.
Posted by: Kratwurst


Definition of cares: Pays to see it.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2025 02:22 PM (rqka2)

237 222 "My only real concern with the dildo tossing is how we can stretch the fad out to the 2028 Summer Olympics."

If the fad reaches Europe, I shudder to imagine the variety and perversity of sex engines they'll toss out there.
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at August 11, 2025 02:19 PM (0I+GC)

And out of the middle eastern Box seats... wait..

a Goat?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 11, 2025 02:22 PM (mP0Kj)

238 or shove it down Netter's throat, $1 at a time.

Pennies, rolled.

Posted by: clarence at August 11, 2025 02:23 PM (MvskB)

239 179 164 I want someone to repurpose a t-shirt cannon into a dildo cannon.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 11, 2025 02:09 PM (PzXaK)

Are you going l*sbian vampire hunting?

Posted by: Nelly at August 11, 2025 02:23 PM (cHLus)

240 I'm sensing a dildo in the Force.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 11, 2025 02:23 PM (VWEhM)

241 Posted by: TJM's phone at August 11, 2025 02:19 PM (dY9PJ)

Too soon.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2025 02:23 PM (I7DM/)

242 A local guy committed suicide due to J6 persecution.
Posted by: kallisto

Here's where you are supposed to feel sorry for a transwoman suicide.

A transgender bus driver took her own life by jumping in front of a train after colleagues kept referring to her as male.

Ava Michal Hudson, 27, died on August 7 last year on her way to work at the Chicago Transit Authority, while in her uniform.

She didn't leave a note and gave no indication she was suicidal before suddenly leaping to her death, just four days after attending her brother's wedding.

...

Transition costs were expensive, running to $875 a month according to a 2022 court petition to legally change her name, plus more for counseling.

Her $61,000 bus driver salary finally allowed for expensive procedures and gave her financial independence for the first time.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 11, 2025 02:23 PM (L/fGl)

243 Iron Maiden has entered the chat
Posted by: Doof at August 11, 2025 02:14 PM (wkXwO)

Aren't they a clothing brand like Nirvana?

Posted by: Idiot Gen Zers at August 11, 2025 02:23 PM (y9ksN)

244 Breaking news.

Amy Schumer used to be an unfunny nepot and plagiarist. Now she's an unfunny nepot plagiarist with a back injury.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 11, 2025 02:21 PM (uz6ub)

And with chesticle oscillations.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2025 02:23 PM (wVcYX)

245 If it was a hair pie, she'd likely eat it on the spot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2025 02:12 PM (1ogME)
__________________________

Ever see Brittney Griner up close in an interview and hear "her" voice. She's got more testosterone than most men these days. I'm not convinced she female. And, "she's" listed at 6'9" which seems to be another clue. If she wasn't such a piss poor player without coordination I'd say it's definite.

Posted by: Orson at August 11, 2025 02:24 PM (dIske)

246 I think "braless Amy Scumer" is the first time "braless" has ever been used in a sentence and made we want to look at the picture less

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2025 02:24 PM (7TMnw)

247 I'd love to see someone throw a dildo on the court in an NBA game. Guys would probably laugh their asses off
Posted by: Smell the Glove

* picks up dildo *

* holds it in front of his crotch *

* struts to the locker room *

Posted by: random NBA thug at August 11, 2025 02:24 PM (fC55q)

248 Definition of cares: Pays to see it.
Posted

Posted by: Kratwurst at August 11, 2025 02:24 PM (SRAJ/)

249
A transgender bus driver took her own life by jumping in front of a train after colleagues kept referring to her as male.



God didn't get it wrong. He did.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

250 But the job never quite fit - both literally, with a boxy uniform that led to passengers innocently calling her 'sir', and her isolation in the role.

Several times, first in March 2024, she was reprimanded for failing to adhere to strict sick day policies - and in both reports supervisors referred to her as a man.

Another report on non-paying customers on her route used 'he' and 'him' pronouns to refer to Hudson.

Hudson appeared to face the various infractions alone, with no record of a union representative on the paperwork, according to the Chicago Sun-Times.

She never once made a written complaint, unlike at least two other transgender CTA employees.

...

Though these cases exist and CTA has gender identity in its anti-discrimination policy, Hudson's family and friends said she didn't know any other transgender workers at the company, which she found isolating.

Her family point to a traumatic brain injury cause [sic] by a fall during gymnastics in her sophomore year of high school as the start of her struggles.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 11, 2025 02:24 PM (L/fGl)

251 There are a lot of names tied to this stuff I have yet to see be named. Mifsud and crew. The ukes who tried the Trump Tower thing. Steele et all.

Posted by: Reforger at August 11, 2025 02:25 PM (h5TUr)

252 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025

LOL. True. Well, he could monetize it by getting people to place bets on how soon posters start talking about dildos in a post that had nothing to do with dildos.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2025 02:27 PM (2GCMq)

253 Pic of Netter and spouse in Hemingway's article. -

https://tinyurl.com/498wntjv

--

Eeesh. Picture perfect illustration of a dweeb or dork.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 11, 2025 02:28 PM (qBdHI)

254 Make Mos Eisley Great Again.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 11, 2025 02:28 PM (xsZ/U)

255
Ava Michal Hudson, 27, died on August 7 last year on her way to work at the Chicago Transit Authority

Does anybody really care?

Posted by: CTA at August 11, 2025 02:28 PM (63Dwl)

256 Report from the front lines.

“This is a safe city, but overhearing and witnessing gang threats and then watching the camera footage of the thuggery is disturbing,” said one resident, speaking on the condition of anonymity over concerns of personal safety. The crowd of teens, he said, were roaming the street and appeared to be checking for unlocked cars and things to steal."

-
Sounds like Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 11, 2025 02:28 PM (L/fGl)

257 First its dildos then it's butt plugs.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 11, 2025 02:29 PM (/U5Yz)

258 Though these cases exist and CTA has gender identity in its anti-discrimination policy, Hudson's family and friends said she didn't know any other transgender workers at the company, which she found isolating.

Her family point to a traumatic brain injury cause [sic] by a fall during gymnastics in her sophomore year of high school as the start of her struggles.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 11, 2025 02:24 PM (L/fGl)

My tiny violin is on the shop.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2025 02:30 PM (1ogME)

259 Sounds like Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood.
____

Who are these people in my neighborhood?

Posted by: Mr. Rogers at August 11, 2025 02:30 PM (Dv3i1)

260 “This is a safe city, but overhearing and witnessing gang threats and then watching the camera footage of the thuggery is disturbing,” said one resident, speaking on the condition of anonymity over concerns of personal safety. The crowd of teens, he said, were roaming the street and appeared to be checking for unlocked cars and things to steal."

-
Sounds like Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 11, 2025 02:28 PM (L/fGl)

Judge Jeanine sounds like she's not gonna coddle those little darlings anymore...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2025 02:30 PM (VE6XX)

261 The WNBA suspended a game temporarily because a player lost her wig.


You're not a serious sport when that happens.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

262 Ever see Brittney Griner up close in an interview and hear "her" voice. She's got more testosterone than most men these days. I'm not convinced she female. And, "she's" listed at 6'9" which seems to be another clue. If she wasn't such a piss poor player without coordination I'd say it's definite.
Posted by: Orson

Ever see a picture of him without his shirt on playing a shirts vs skins game? Dude's flatter than I am.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2025 02:31 PM (rqka2)

263 Can we finally go after lois lerner and the IRS too?

Posted by: lurkersquirl at August 11, 2025 02:31 PM (+TUCK)

264 “This is a safe city, but overhearing and witnessing gang threats and then watching the camera footage of the thuggery is disturbing,” said one resident, speaking on the condition of anonymity over concerns of personal safety. The crowd of teens, he said, were roaming the street and appeared to be checking for unlocked cars and things to steal."

--

Uh, if you have to make statements anonymously because you fear for your safety...your city is not safe.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 11, 2025 02:32 PM (qBdHI)

265 Bill Gates to release butter made from carbon.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 11, 2025 02:32 PM (/U5Yz)

266
Her family point to a traumatic brain injury cause [sic] by a fall during gymnastics in her sophomore year of high school as the start of her struggles.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 11, 2025 02:24 PM (L/fGl)


Well, it's good to see they got him the help he so desperately needed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

267 Braless.
Sounds good until you get there.

Posted by: Like a nude beach at August 11, 2025 02:32 PM (XMd+O)

268 “This is a safe city, .....” said one resident, speaking on the condition of anonymity over concerns of personal safety.
____

Um...

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 11, 2025 02:32 PM (Dv3i1)

269 Bill Gates to release butter made from carbon.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 11, 2025 02:32 PM (/U5Yz)


I thought carbon was bad and supposed to be banned in the name of climate change?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

270 NOOD explosion

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2025 02:33 PM (VE6XX)

271 “This is a safe city, but overhearing and witnessing gang threats and then watching the camera footage of the thuggery is disturbing,” said one resident, speaking on the condition of anonymity over concerns of personal safety.


When life becomes a Monty Python skit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

272 "Her $61,000 bus driver salary finally allowed ..."

... her to pay her insanely high Chicago prop taxes.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at August 11, 2025 02:34 PM (0I+GC)

273 269 Bill Gates to release butter made from carbon.
____

I do that all the time, in my pants. No joke!

Posted by: Fmr Pres Biden at August 11, 2025 02:34 PM (Dv3i1)

274
A transgender bus driver took her own life by jumping in front of a train after colleagues kept referring to her as male.

------

Or was pushed onto the tracks by a random thug.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 11, 2025 02:35 PM (uz6ub)

275 Bill Gates to release butter made from carbon.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 11, 2025 02:32 PM (/U5Yz)

Real butter is made from carbon. And oxygen, and hydrogen, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2025 02:38 PM (1ogME)

276 Or was pushed onto the tracks by a random thug.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

That counts as a confession in three states.

Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2025 02:40 PM (fC55q)

277 August 11, 2025 02:14 PM (L/fGl)

200 If the NBA team is the Brooklyn Nets, the WNBA team should be the Brooklyn Dildo Nets
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2025 02:15 PM (7TMnw)

Brooklyn screaming harpies.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 11, 2025 02:56 PM (OA79/)

278 I'm not interested in what 'might' happen.

Wake me up when Blondi finally files charges.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at August 11, 2025 02:58 PM (setIA)

279 This is serious.

Posted by: wferrin at August 11, 2025 03:08 PM (TEJBn)

280 Will the players autograph a green dildo?

Posted by: pudinhead at August 11, 2025 03:23 PM (W3T6M)

281 A little history of 18 USC 241 (Conspiracy to oppress Constitutional rights) This law was passed first in 1870 to stop (Democrat) legislatures from passing Jim Crow laws to take gun rights away from former slaves. It has not been used much since crazy leftists took over the DOJ. It has been upheld as Constitutional by the SCOTUS. It absolutely applies to state legislatures and the second amendment. It carries a potential D34th P3n4lty if a victim dies as a result of the conspiracy.

I wrote Harmeet a letter earlier this year reminding her of all of the above.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at August 11, 2025 04:48 PM (Da7Vv)

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Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up

Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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