The Week in Woke

Elizabeth Warren is all-in on the communist Hamas supporter Zohran Mamdani.

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Sen. Elizabeth Warren endorses Zohran Mamdani for NYC mayor.
REPORTER: "Democratic socialism--is this what the party should look like?"
WARREN: "Yes, you bet!"

Bear in mind that for 70 years, the Democrat Party has denied that they were socialists. Now they're endorsing socialists without apologizing for all their previous lying. This was always what they wanted: Socialism.

And communism.

The old Democrat Party claimed, "We're not socialists, we're just liberals."

The new Democrat Party says, "We're not communists, we're just socialists."

Well you lied last time. Why should we believe you now?

Jennifer Sey
@JenniferSey
I gift you with the dumbest thing you'll read today.
Where is the evidence that masculinity is crippling society? I can't with how dumb this is.
From a journalistic perspective, there is no evidence that masculinity is crippling society. There is more evidence, in fact, that calling all men toxic for being masculine is crippling society.
But they just print it like it's true.
ALSO, the "trans" movement is the most adherent to "traditional gender roles." The movement thinks lipstick and a hairstyle makes a person a woman. The movement thinks if a man likes "feminine things" (???) he must be a woman, penis be damned.
I mean the whole thing...

Deport him now.

Anti-Israel campus leader Mahmoud Khalil was ripped Thursday over his attempt to "justify" the Oct. 7, 2023 Hamas terror attacks in a recent interview -- with elected officials saying it boosts the Trump administration's case seeking to kick him out of the country.
New York and national officials condemned Khalil for his statements seemingly sympathizing with Hamas' rationale for the cowardly assault on Israel that killed more than 1,200 people and took another 251 hostage in Gaza.
"Mahmoud Khalil must be immediately deported," Upstate New York Rep. Elise Stefanik told The Post.
The Republican congresswoman has long lambasted Khalil, a green card holder, for his role in fomenting virulent anti-Israel protests at Columbia University.
"He is a chief pro-Hamas terrorist agitator who contributed to the antisemitic encampments at Columbia, the rioting and violent takeover of Hamilton Hall, and the harassment and physical assault of Jewish students," she said.
"Naturalized citizenship is an earned privilege of our nation, and he has not earned it. The government should continue taking every lawful step necessary to remove this enemy from the United States," Brooklyn Assemblyman Kalman Yeger seethed.
Speaking with New York Times journalist Ezra Klein on his podcast this week, Khalil, 30, called Oct. 7 a "desperate" moment which Palestinians "had to reach" in order to have their voices heard.
"Unfortunately, we couldn't avoid such a moment," he said, when asked about the attack by the terror group -- which is still holding 50 hostages in Gaza, of whom just about 20 are believed to still be alive.

UPenn loses another big donor over its embrace of Middle Eastern shithole Nazism.

Donor Stephen Levin is no longer making donations toward his $15 million pledge for naming rights to the Neural and Behavioral Sciences Building, the Daily Pennsylvanian reported. Although he yanked his support in November 2023, it is coming to light this week with the student newspaper article.
"Penn has quietly removed the name of 1967 College graduate Stephen Levin from the behavioral sciences building he previously endowed after the longtime University donor halted his contributions over the administration's handling of antisemitism on campus," the newspaper reported Wednesday.
According to a letter obtained by the Daily Pennsylvanian, Levin had told former President Liz Magill: "Today Penn is far from the University I attended, along with my father and two of my sons."
"Furthermore, I want my name removed from the building and no longer want to be associated with Penn. Penn is an embarrassment not only to the Jewish community but also has lost its luster as a superb Ivy league school."

Please hire these people. They're the best and brightest.

The City University of New York's York College's Master of Social Work program has eliminated the term "field" from its curriculum, citing its potential to cause trauma for black Americans due to the word's association with slavery.
The decision, detailed in the college's course catalogue, reflects a broader trend among social work programs to adopt inclusive language.
The York College program chose "to create an anti-racism learning environment by adopting alternative terminology in the place of the word 'field,'" its catalogue states.
"The decision was made by the MSW Team due to the term's association with a painful historical era that inflicted significant harm on Black Americans/African Americans during their enslavement in America," it adds.

Hardball, finally: Florida's top educational official recommends clawing back the salaries from school board officials who expelled a father from a meeting for raising justified concerns.

The Florida commissioner of education is recommending a local school district lose funding totaling the salaries of all its board members following the board's treatment of a father who spoke up at a July 31 meeting.
As reported by Corey DeAngelis on X, Parent Jeremy Clepper (pictured) took his turn during public comment to criticize Alachua County Public Schools Board Chair Sarah Rockwell for her social media comments celebrating the recent death of pro wrestling star Hulk Hogan.
Hogan, a vocal supporter of Donald Trump, died a week ago from a heart attack.
Upon learning of Hogan's passing, Rockwell wrote on Facebook "Oh, did Hulk die? I didn't even know. One less MAGA in the world."
In response to a comment, Rockwell added Hogan "worked with the McMahons to union bust professional wrestling. he's never been a good guy. I feel absolutely nothing about his death."
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During his time at the mic, Clepper told Rockwell her comments had "cheered for the death of MAGA" and he mocked her apology: "Aren't you a highly educated woman that knows the exact meaning behind her words?"
Clepper concluded by telling the board chair she "should step down," and that she's a "disgusting, vile human being."
A board member took issue with Clepper's remarks and called over a police officer to remove him from the meeting. While he was being escorted out, another board member noted the district's attorney had requested that Clepper not be removed.
But by that time it appeared Clepper was already on his way out of the room.
Many in attendance at the meeting (who were wearing face masks, including Rockwell) were in favor of ejecting Clepper. One can be heard saying "He needs to go," while local "social justice activist" Faye Williams (pictured) screamed over and over "Get out!" and called Clepper a "white supremacist."
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The commissioner noted since the Alachua Board "failed to ensure free expression of all viewpoints during public comment" he found "probable cause" that state law was violated. As such, Kamoutsas recommended the Florida State Board of Education "withhold from the [Alachua] district an amount equal to the salaries of all board members."

Okay, so it's the district, not the actual school board fascists, losing the amount of the fascists' salaries. It's something, I guess. (I'd say we're punishing the kids rather than the officials but you know most school funding is just wasted anyway.)

An MIT professor says she (of course it's a she) spends one third of all of her working hours fighting "Trump terrorism."

Sounds like MIT should claw back one third of her salary then, doesn't it?

When Professor Catherine D'Ignazio isn't running the "Data + Feminism" lab at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology or organizing "reproductive justice hackathons" she is fighting Donald Trump's "state terrorism."

LOL. So much communist cant.

The urban studies professor, and "data feminism" scholar, recently explained "how U.S. universities can survive state terrorism" in an essay for Academe Blog.
"What distinguishes state terrorism from other routine uses of force is that the violence is designed to 'send a message' --to reverberate out into the population, to engender fear, and to shift behavior," Professor D'Ignazio (pictured) explains.
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"The Trump administration's strategy conjoins specific instances of threats and violence with widely reported media representations in order to spread fear," the professor wrote. "This is what distinguishes the current violence of the state as terrorist. It is not only a judicial project but also a public relations project and a strategic communications project."
Even "left- and center-leaning" publications like the New York Times play a role in promoting fear, the professor said.
It's no wonder then that one-third of her paid time goes to fighting "state terrorism."

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"Surviving state terrorism will not be easy," however. "During this period, we must remember that the current project is an elaborate exercise in political theater designed to spread fear, isolation, and division."
"Acts of radical care, everyday courage, and collective action are the most effective antidote to state terrorism."

Wesley Yang
@wesyang
The media celebrated a 17-year old female mathematical prodigy while actively suppressing the fact in the initial report that the girl is actually a boy. It's not hard to do the intersectional math and figure out why the story wasn't framed as a triumph of "transgender inclusion." A weird confluence of different interests at play, among them the fact that 1.) a contagion of trans-identification is ripping through the male nerd population and 2.) STEM and tech are "solving" their gender problems with a burgeoning new cohort of these male nerds who "identify" as a women
1.) We want there to be an inspiring female math prodigy
2.) We have one! But he's a boy.
3.) But trans girls are girls, right? No?
4.) No they aren't.
5.) OK, just leave it out.

Aphorisms like "the early bird gets the worm" are how societies pass wisdom from mouth to ear. What aphorisms people use tell you about their cultural values.

Greg Lukianoff and Angel Eduardo find that aphorisms that encourage individuality, responsibility, and tolerance for others' thoughts are no longer being used by the young. In fact, some young people say they've never heard of these formerly-common aphorisms like "It's a free country."

In May, we surveyed 1,122 American adults about common expressions related to free speech and intellectual pluralism. And while the results show some promising potential trends, they also illustrate ways our cultural climate isn't as free speech-friendly as it could be.
Before we go further, a quick pedantic point: It can be argued that many of the sayings in question aren't technically idioms, which are defined as common phrases or expressions that carry symbolic rather than literal meanings -- e.g., "raining cats and dogs," "break the ice," or "by the skin of my teeth." And while we love being pedantic, let's agree to use a looser definition of the term, which can be interchangeable with "expression," "phrase," or "saying," for the sake of this piece.

Um, the word you're searching for is "aphorism."

Do people not know what words mean any longer?

But let's continue:

The FIRE/NORC 2025 Idioms Survey, which was conducted through NORC's AmeriSpeak panel, focused mainly on participants' familiarity with and usage of the following expressions:
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."
"It's a free country."
"Everyone's entitled to their own opinion."
"Walk a mile in someone else's shoes."
"To each their own."
"Different strokes for different folks."
"Who am I to judge?"
"Address the argument, not the person."
The good news is, recognition of the vast majority of these idioms was generally very high across all participants, ranging from 76 to 85%.
In fact, only 6% of surveyed participants said they hadn't heard any of these expressions before.

But that's the percentage who hadn't heard of all of the aphorisms. More people haven't heard of particular ones.

Given that these particular sayings tend to communicate perspectives that are in favor of "small-D" democratic values like free speech, epistemic humility, and intellectual pluralism, it's a very good thing that people are familiar with them.
The bad news is that, while recognition was high across the board, participants reported both hearing and using these phrases at low numbers.
For each of the selected idioms, 30% of participants or fewer said they heard them used "fairly" or "very" often, and at most only 21% reported using them "fairly" or "very" often themselves.
Even the most well-known phrases still achieved low double-digit results on the survey questions. For example, there are few sayings that would be more helpful for the promotion of free speech culture than "Everyone's entitled to their own opinion," and we'd love for it to be more prevalent in our culture. Unfortunately, only 28% of participants reported hearing this expression either "fairly" or "very" often, and only 21% reported using it at those same levels.

A bet everyone routinely hears about the progressive stack and deplatforming Nazis and fascists and authoritarians, though.

Stanky hoe-ass American women are now getting, get this, tattoos of hair in their armpits so that they always appear hairy and smelly even if they shave.

To be honest, I don't imagine this is a super-popular trend. In fact it might just be this one stanky hoe-ass.

But it's still something that this particular stanky hoe-ass wants to show off on social media and be praised for.

I guess she's trying to Defeat the Male Gaze but I gotta tell you, honey, you're working too hard. God took care of that for ya.

It's totally the children's choice, right? Sex and the City "star" Cynthia Nixon: "My kid is trans, my sister's kids are trans, every kid I know is trans and proud."

Woke "history teacher" wants her kids to know that when Brown People practiced child sacrifice, it was a good, Mostly Peaceful type of child sacrifice, because they just wanted their heathen gods to deliver a good crop and also the children who had their hearts pulled out of their still-heaving chests "volunteered" to be executed.

These teachers are all so intelligent, educated, competent, and mentally healthy that I can't believe we're able to keep them on as teachers for only $100,000 per year, insane benefits and retirement packages, and a work year consisting of just over 180 days out of 365. Surely they could make so much more money as aerospace engineers and mathematicians specializing in higher-dimensional topography.

Noted Stock Market Wizard Nancy Pelosi: "We're are hoping we can have gender-affirming care for our trans kids."

Ohh my god it�s true, Democrat Massachusetts Governor Maura Healey is giving $30,000 to each illegal migrant family to help them move into homes

Maura Healey is shifting shelter costs to the state�s HomeBASE program. The program provides rental assistance to migrant families,� pic.twitter.com/yy4CyhcwK8
— Wall Street Apes (@WallStreetApes) August 6, 2025

Prime Time #99 Alex Stein drops some transgender truth bombs in the Texas Senate.

STOP IT!!!🤣🤣🤣 �NOT FUNNY!!! pic.twitter.com/z1Rb5qMgEk
— il Donaldo Trumpo (@PapiTrumpo) August 7, 2025

How far are you willing to go to do what must be done?

DENOUNCE:

Posted by: Ace at 06:30 PM

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 08, 2025 06:31 PM (0N4FZ)

2 So white guys who work out are literally destroying the country. That explain pajama boy selling obamacare. We have somehow stumbled into an alternate universe.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 08, 2025 06:32 PM (0N4FZ)

3 What next, Spock with a goatee?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 08, 2025 06:32 PM (0N4FZ)

4 Ace went nuts with t he content.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 06:34 PM (zZu0s)

5 A "democracy" is a country. "Democratic socialism" is socialism within a country.

i.e. national socialism.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 06:34 PM (krQz2)

6 They both whyte a muggfuccas.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 08, 2025 06:34 PM (jxs9b)

7 The left's favorite aphorism would be if it feels good do it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 08, 2025 06:35 PM (vZUXb)

8 I should have said, in every country that is practiced before the big global "country" in Marx's imagination, it's national socialism.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 06:35 PM (krQz2)

9 The dildo range comment is good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 06:36 PM (zZu0s)

10 Ot's more traditional to pelt them with rocks and garbage.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 08, 2025 06:37 PM (jxs9b)

11 When will jobless students start suing universities for teaching them nothing but hating Jews?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 08, 2025 06:37 PM (kTd/k)

12 Aphorism: No Blood, No Foul.

Someone said something you *perceive* to be racist? Fuck off.

Posted by: davidt at August 08, 2025 06:38 PM (i0F8b)

13 The Massachusetts thing is insane, but it all is. Fucking crazy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 06:38 PM (zZu0s)

14 Bear in mind that for 70 years, the Democrat Party has denied that they were socialists. Now they're endorsing socialists without apologizing for all their previous lying. This was always what they wanted: Socialism.
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Tom Haden, himself, said that he calls himself a "progressive" because he can't yet come out as a "socialist".

This is when I learned of crypto-socialists in the liberal fold.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 06:39 PM (krQz2)

15 Sophie Cunningham looks sturdy enough to withstand a dilbow or two.

Posted by: Eromero at August 08, 2025 06:39 PM (jgmnb)

16 You ever wonder if the left at this point is not even that pro immigrant as they are 1) sunk cost phallic and mostly 2) we don't want illegals, ergo they have to outdo each other shoving them down our throats.

Also 3) it's about fighting Trump.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 06:40 PM (zZu0s)

17 Sophie Cunningham looks sturdy enough to withstand a dilbow or two.
Posted by: Eromero at August 08, 2025 06:39 PM (jgmnb)

She's decently hot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 06:41 PM (zZu0s)

18 ALSO, the "trans" movement is the most adherent to "traditional gender roles." The movement thinks lipstick and a hairstyle makes a person a woman. The movement thinks if a man likes "feminine things" (???) he must be a woman, penis be damned.

I mean the whole thing...
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Been my point for a while.

Also "trans", suggests an other side. There are no sides in a fluid.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 06:41 PM (krQz2)

19 Sophie Cunningham is 6'1". Were gonna need a bigger dildo.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 08, 2025 06:41 PM (jxs9b)

20 The old Democrat Party claimed, "We're not socialists, we're just liberals."

The new Democrat Party says, "We're not communists, we're just socialists."
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Ace, let's not be over deterministic here. There were very staunch anti-Communists Democrats back in the day. Ronald Reagan was one of them.

I'm old enough to remember when "Scoop Jackson" Democrats were a thing, as were pro-life Dems.

The party has been hijacked, and a big part of the problem is all the Boomers who THINK Scoop Jackson still has a place in the party. He doesn't. He's dead and his grave has been desecrated in every imaginable way.

Truth is a powerful weapon, and if we want to pierce the veil of lies the media has employed, we have to emphasize that these are NOT THE OLD DEMOCRATS. Their are weirdos and usurpers.

Remember the Hard Hat Riot and how Al Gore (of all people!) was a conservative, chosen to balance Slick Willie. Tipper hated dirty song lyrics, but 30 years later Albert is needing his chokra released.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 08, 2025 06:41 PM (ZOv7s)

21 Aphorisms like "the early bird gets the festive little hat"

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 08, 2025 06:41 PM (BXf0+)

22 When I was a kid the message was "Nothing wrong with a girl playing with trucks".

Today it's "Quick, get that boy a penis!"

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 06:42 PM (krQz2)

23 When will jobless students start suing universities for teaching them nothing but hating Jews?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 08, 2025 06:37 PM

Hey now, that is a marketable skill if they move to the middle east. They can get a big locality bonus if they move to gaza and join hamas like so many of them want to.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 08, 2025 06:42 PM (0N4FZ)

24 The dildo range comment is good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 06:36 PM (zZu0s)
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WNBA ratings would soar if the players had to doge dildos at the free throw line.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 08, 2025 06:43 PM (ZOv7s)

25 Aphorisms like "the early bird gets the festive little hat"
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 08, 2025 06:41 PM (BXf0+)

ace sitting on a Vespa.

Or

Ace swinging a messenger bag.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 06:43 PM (zZu0s)

26 "To each their own."

Never heard of it (number disagreement).

Posted by: Bombadil at August 08, 2025 06:43 PM (MX0bI)

27 >> In fact, some young people say they've never heard of these formerly-common aphorisms like "It's a free country."

Well as I love to point out - 50% of under-18 year olds in this country are not white.

In other words - 20-30% are immigrants or children of immigrants. Many from cultures who have decidedly different views on all of these issues than we do.

I dont think "everyone is entitled to his own opinion" is a way of life in India or China.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 08, 2025 06:43 PM (04Xj5)

28 We have somehow stumbled into an alternate universe.

It's the Large Hardon Collider.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 08, 2025 06:44 PM (BXf0+)

29 The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Posted by: Bombadil at August 08, 2025 06:44 PM (MX0bI)

30 WNBA ratings would soar if the players had to doge dildos at the free throw line.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 08, 2025 06:43 PM (ZOv7s)
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"Catching" them would be more impressive.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 06:44 PM (krQz2)

31 Warren is a Marxist too

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 06:44 PM (+qU29)

32 Just auto-replace "Democrat" with "Commie Bastard".

It just rolls off the tongue.

Posted by: Chuck at August 08, 2025 06:44 PM (QKD5H)

33 When I was a kid the message was "Nothing wrong with a girl playing with trucks".

Today it's "Quick, get that boy a penis!"
Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 06:42 PM (krQz2)
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More like: "Quick, cut off that boy's tits! Quick, cut of that girl's dick!"

They do not add anything, just destroy healthy tissue.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 08, 2025 06:44 PM (ZOv7s)

34 How did you like the movie, Ace? 🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at August 08, 2025 06:44 PM (SRRAx)

35 We have somehow stumbled into an alternate universe.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 08, 2025 06:44 PM (BXf0+)
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"Bearenstain Bears" was the first clue!

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 06:45 PM (krQz2)

36 "Catching" them would be more impressive.
Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 06:44 PM (krQz2)
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Interesting split between those who like the D and those who like it but deny it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 08, 2025 06:45 PM (ZOv7s)

37 I’m laughing so hard there are tears in my eyes from the coach’s press conference.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 08, 2025 06:46 PM (hlNLQ)

38 "Catching" them would be more impressive.
Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 06:44 PM (krQz2)

It would be better ball work that these gals have done their entire lives.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 06:46 PM (zZu0s)

39 WNBA ratings would soar if the players had to doge dildos at the free throw line.
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I doubt it would further impair their shooting percentages.

Posted by: Crusader at August 08, 2025 06:46 PM (TN0g+)

40 Reagan and Newt's successes destroyed any semblence of balance in the Democrat Party. Right-leaning and moderate Dems either lost election or became Republicans. The Democrats were left to the tender mercies of the Bolsheviks.

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 06:46 PM (jc0TO)

41 The way things are going I expect the WNBA to have sponsored ‘bobblehead dildo’ nights next season.

Posted by: Bang-a-gong at August 08, 2025 06:46 PM (SRiFu)

42 11
'When will jobless students start suing universities for teaching them nothing but hating Jews?'

That isn't the only hate they teach.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 08, 2025 06:46 PM (3wi/L)

43 Warren is a Marxist too
Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 06:44 PM (+qU29)

How ?

(could not resist!)

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 06:46 PM (g47mK)

44 That war... that has been declared against us? Yea... might want to acknowledge it and act accordingly.

Or not.

It doesn't have to be violent... but it's likely. So what to do?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 08, 2025 06:46 PM (Q4IgG)

45 16 You ever wonder if the left at this point is not even that pro immigrant as they are 1) sunk cost phallic and mostly 2) we don't want illegals, ergo they have to outdo each other shoving them down our throats.

Also 3) it's about fighting Trump.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 06:40 PM (zZu0s)

I have never met anyone who is pro the current immigration situation. Left or right. White or black. American Canadian or european.

What they are is terrified of being called a racist. We need to stop that shit. Or as they say "sticks and stones may break my bones …"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 08, 2025 06:46 PM (04Xj5)

46 Alex Stein's first jobs were as a bail bondsman, in a family of bail bondsmen. Telling Chivos that they have to go but the big booty latinas can stay is probably the less dangerous career path

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 06:47 PM (rbvCR)

47 The new Democrat Party says, "We're not communists, we're just socialists."
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"A distinction without a difference."

Posted by: Crusader at August 08, 2025 06:47 PM (TN0g+)

48 Saban did the same thing to the SEC, btw. LSU fired a coach that guaranteed them 10 wins a year just because he couldn't consistently defeat Nick Saban.

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 06:47 PM (jc0TO)

49 I have an entirely different conception of the”dildo range”

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 08, 2025 06:47 PM (hlNLQ)

50 Sophie Cunningham looks sturdy enough to withstand a dilbow or two.
Posted by: Eromero at August 08, 2025 06:39 PM (jgmnb)

She is cute enough that she probably doesn't have to resort to one. Unlike many of the WNBA hos.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2025 06:47 PM (5WIH7)

51 i.e. national socialism.
Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 06:34 PM (krQz2)

You forgot to start that post with "Actually"

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 06:48 PM (rbvCR)

52 That isn't the only hate they teach.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 08, 2025 06:46 PM (3wi/L)

Exactly. Its okay if they hate America or whites or any of the freedoms we enjoy. But we draw the line at whether or not they like Jews?

What is that?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 08, 2025 06:48 PM (04Xj5)

53 In all actuality, feminists and woke journalists (but I repeat myself) are damaging society. They have done so much damage that their influence has infected whole societies to the point of near collapse.

In the United States, approximately 77% of K–12 teachers are female. While i haven’t looked up stats on political affiliation, voting trends suggest that a significant portion lean toward progressive or left-leaning viewpoints. This demographic imbalance can influence the perspectives and values shaping young minds. When such a disparity exists, the lack of diverse viewpoints—regardless of teaching ability—may reduce the balance of approaches in problem-solving, instruction, discipline, and empathy, as men and women often bring different tendencies and perspectives to these areas. It would be hard to ignore that this also has a tendency to plant the seeds of ideological bias.

As with everything in life, balance is important. Based on what we know today, balance is a crime from the viewpoint of hard-core leftists..

Posted by: Trip at August 08, 2025 06:48 PM (9BJNk)

54 The City University of New York's York College's Master of Social Work program has eliminated the term "field" from its curriculum, citing its potential to cause trauma for black Americans due to the word's association with slavery.

Maybe they should eliminate the name from Master as well, hhhmmm CUNY?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2025 06:48 PM (2WIwB)

55 Another "Thank your for attention to this matter" proclamation from POTUS. Putin is going to meet Trump in Alaska for a summit on Aug 15.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 08, 2025 06:49 PM (w6EFb)

56 I have an entirely different conception of the”dildo range”
Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 08, 2025 06:47 PM (hlNLQ)
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The dildo is evolving. Once exclusively considered a close-in device, a new generation is seeing it as a missile weapon.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 08, 2025 06:49 PM (ZOv7s)

57 The Massachusetts thing is insane, but it all is. Fucking crazy.
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Its abuse of office, pure and simple. She literally is taking American's money and gifting it to invaders. And she will be re-elected by those who are having their money taken from them.

Posted by: Crusader at August 08, 2025 06:49 PM (TN0g+)

58 Exactly. Its okay if they hate America or whites or any of the freedoms we enjoy. But we draw the line at whether or not they like Jews?

What is that?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 08, 2025 06:48 PM

I only note it because it is amusingly petard hoisting.

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 06:49 PM (jc0TO)

59 Warren is a Marxist too

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 06:44 PM

warren is not a marxist, she is more aligned with the old Soviet communist party. She wants all of your stuff and she wants her and her buddies to keep their stuff.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 08, 2025 06:50 PM (0N4FZ)

60 Its abuse of office, pure and simple. She literally is taking American's money and gifting it to invaders. And she will be re-elected by those who are having their money taken from them.
Posted by: Crusader at August 08, 2025 06:49 PM

It's a free country. The polity has the right to be wrong, as long as they don't try to export it.

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 06:50 PM (jc0TO)

61 Another "Thank your for attention to this matter" proclamation from POTUS. Putin is going to meet Trump in Alaska for a summit on Aug 15.

==

HA! You can see Russian from there!

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 06:50 PM (g47mK)

62 The City University of New York's York College's Master of Social Work program has eliminated the term "field" from its curriculum, citing its potential to cause trauma for black Americans due to the word's association with slavery.

Maybe they should eliminate the name from Master as well, hhhmmm CUNY?
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And remove "College" from the name as well, because blacks didn't get to go to college for a very long time.

Posted by: Crusader at August 08, 2025 06:51 PM (TN0g+)

63 Did they run out of green ones?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2025 06:51 PM (63Dwl)

64 Hare, hunter, field.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2025 06:51 PM (63Dwl)

65 I think it is a perfect venue!

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 06:51 PM (g47mK)

66 Reagan and Newt's successes destroyed any semblence of balance in the Democrat Party. Right-leaning and moderate Dems either lost election or became Republicans. The Democrats were left to the tender mercies of the Bolsheviks.
Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 06:46 PM (jc0TO)

I notice that Central American and African dictators became increasingly insane from 50's on. Part of that was because with subsidies from the West to support them in specific policy stances, there was no reason to care about what they looked like or if they were electable, or even if they had to support themselves in the face of opposition.
The Left has gone the same path, I think, for the same reason. So much money flowed in no matter how horrible they were.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 06:51 PM (rbvCR)

67 I am hoping that strict internal immigration enforcement will drive the illegals to these sanctuary cities and states.

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 06:52 PM (jc0TO)

68 I only note it because it is amusingly petard hoisting.
Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 06:49 PM (jc0TO)

I note it because it is stupid. "You maga people are racist!" "Yeah well you leftists are antisemites!"

It is juvenile and does nothing to advance an argument.

Be as anti Jew or pro Jew as you want. Just do it from your own country.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 08, 2025 06:52 PM (04Xj5)

69 The City University of New York's York College's Master of Social Work program has eliminated the term "field" from its curriculum, citing its potential to cause trauma for black Americans due to the word's association with slavery.
___________________________________

Goodbye:
Mrs. Field's Cookies
Field of Dreams
Sally Fields
Wrigley Field
magnetic field
gravitational field
fielding a team
fielding an army
Flander's Field (where poppys grow)
field goals

People are, definitely, getting dumber.

Posted by: Orson at August 08, 2025 06:53 PM (dIske)

70 57
'Its abuse of office, pure and simple. '

It's that and a bit more. They're aiding and abetting criminal behavior with state funds. I don't know which law(s) that breaks but it is certainly some.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 08, 2025 06:53 PM (3wi/L)

71 Be as anti Jew or pro Jew as you want. Just do it from your own country.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 08, 2025 06:52 PM

I live here.

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 06:53 PM (jc0TO)

72 It's totally the children's choice, right? Sex and the City "star" Cynthia Nixon: "My kid is trans, my sister's kids are trans, every kid I know is trans and proud."

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Bet they all have vegan cats too.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 06:54 PM (dDmld)

73 52
'Exactly. Its okay if they hate America or whites or any of the freedoms we enjoy. But we draw the line at whether or not they like Jews?'

Yes. you got my point. The silence on anti-white crimes is deafening.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 08, 2025 06:55 PM (3wi/L)

74 So do Marxists
That's Marxism, the population gets lowest equality and tje party lives the good life

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 06:55 PM (+qU29)

75
Jen Pawol is set this weekend to become the first female umpire to appear in a regular-season MLB game. I reckon she's one of the AAA call-ups used in the course of a season, some few of which will become a member of the regular staff.

Really, the road even to this point for any umpire is a long and arduous one. The life of a minor-league umpire is miserable and low-paid and it's hard to advance through the various levels. So I have to hand it to her for that.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 06:55 PM (kkTda)

76 62 The City University of New York's York College's Master of Social Work program has eliminated the term "field" from its curriculum, citing its potential to cause trauma for black Americans due to the word's association with slavery.

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I don't get it.

Posted by: WC Fields at August 08, 2025 06:55 PM (dDmld)

77 My thinking on the Mondoni thing is that NYC is ultimately ruled by the bankers and big firms in town, so the Mayor gets to say whatever he wants.

On the margins, I guess he can make the city MORE socialist than it already is (which is a lot), but he's not going to touch the money that rules the city.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 06:55 PM (dGCAG)

78 Be as anti Jew or pro Jew as you want. Just do it from your own country.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 08, 2025 06:52 PM (04Xj5)

Sure, but calling the left antisemitic these days in practice is also descriptive.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 06:55 PM (zZu0s)

79 There'll be no revelry on the dildo range.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 06:55 PM (i24o9)

80 Don't throw anything on the court. I'd say that about any object, for any sport, for any level. The only exception I can think of is the tossing of hats for 3 hockey goals, which is a celebration of a rare acheivement and is a tradition accepted by the league for 50 years or so. Otherwise it's obnoxious and could cause injury. That is all.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 06:56 PM (Dv3i1)

81 Yes. you got my point. The silence on anti-white crimes is deafening.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 08, 2025 06:55 PM (3wi/L)

This is valid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 06:56 PM (zZu0s)

82 I may be seeking a patent on my Dildo Cannon concept.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 06:57 PM (dDmld)

83 fighting "Trump terrorism."

But when muzzies rape women and children, splody things and people, and generally f things up, that's not terrorism, right?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 06:57 PM (ynpvh)

84 All Quiet on the Dildo Front.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 08, 2025 06:57 PM (WvZaB)

85 There'll be no revelry on the dildo range.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 06:55 PM

Ready on the left, ready on the right, all ready on the dildo range. Commence firing!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 08, 2025 06:57 PM (0N4FZ)

86 Home On The Dildo Range

Oh, give them a bone where the lesbaloes roam
Where the Queers and the Trans and Woke play;
Though they don't condone, the dildoes that'r thrown
It won't make up for the disparate pay.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 06:57 PM (i24o9)

87 What about "cotton"? Can we still say cotton?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 06:57 PM (dDmld)

88 LOL. So much communist cant.

I once asked a cantor if he sang; he said, "No, I cant"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 06:58 PM (ynpvh)

89 82 I may be seeking a patent on my Dildo Cannon concept.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 06:57 PM (dDmld)

If it spreads to other sports, Dildo Catching Mitt.

Posted by: davidt at August 08, 2025 06:58 PM (i0F8b)

90
I live here.
Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 06:53 PM (jc0TO)

I was more referring to the kids losing their student visas for being anti Israel on campuses.

I am fine with them not getting student visas but their stances on Israel or Jews in general should not play in to the equation at all.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 08, 2025 06:58 PM (04Xj5)

91 All Quiet on the Dildo Front.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 08, 2025 06:57 PM (WvZaB)

Gives new meaning the 'No Man's Land.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 06:58 PM (zZu0s)

92 WNBA knob attack.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 08, 2025 06:59 PM (jxs9b)

93 Hahaha...
And the dildo jokes keep rolling along...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 06:59 PM (ynpvh)

94 I am fine with them not getting student visas but their stances on Israel or Jews in general should not play in to the equation at all.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 08, 2025 06:58 PM

They are guests. Anything they do that is offensive at all need not be tolerated.

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 06:59 PM (jc0TO)

95 What about "cotton"? Can we still say cotton?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 06:57 PM (dDmld)

Bold move, Cotton. Let's see how it works out for them!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 06:59 PM (zZu0s)

96 Happiness is a Warm Dildo.

Posted by: The Beatles at August 08, 2025 07:00 PM (i0F8b)

97 89 82 I may be seeking a patent on my Dildo Cannon concept.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 06:57 PM (dDmld)

If it spreads to other sports, Dildo Catching Mitt.

Posted by: davidt at August 08, 2025 06:58 PM (i0F8b)

Oh my...

Posted by: George Takei at August 08, 2025 07:00 PM (ynpvh)

98 Wait til you see my Dildo Holster!

Posted by: Samantha Bee at August 08, 2025 07:00 PM (dDmld)

99
Sean Duffy statement on Jim Lovell:
https://tinyurl.com/2yxjs3pr

And here's Jim on the Gemini 7 mission, wearing a quite unfortunate looking spacesuit, the special G5C Gemini suit:
https://tinyurl.com/28g6zkfk

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 08, 2025 07:00 PM (w6EFb)

100 64
'Hare, hunter, field.'

Isn't that from Judgment at Nuremburg?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 08, 2025 07:01 PM (3wi/L)

101 Happiness is a Warm Dildo.
Posted by: The Beatles at August 08, 2025 07:00 PM (i0F8b)

*ponders*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 07:01 PM (zZu0s)

102 Hahaha...
And the dildo jokes keep rolling along...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 06:59 PM (ynpvh)

They're inserted into every thread.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 07:01 PM (dGCAG)

103 When they outlaw dildos, only outlaws will have dildos.

Posted by: Deep, Rubber Thoughts at August 08, 2025 07:02 PM (RIQol)

104 102 Hahaha...
And the dildo jokes keep rolling along...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 06:59 PM (ynpvh)

They're inserted into every thread.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 07:01 PM (dGCAG)

rather deeply too, I'll say.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 07:02 PM (ynpvh)

105 >They're inserted into every thread.

Hammered, you could say.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi at August 08, 2025 07:02 PM (i0F8b)

106 >>The dildo range comment is good.

I laughed.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 07:02 PM (viF8m)

107 Lizzy has a fever. And the only cure is MORE SOCIALISM!

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 07:02 PM (krQz2)

108
If we do make it back to the Moon, Jim Lovell and Fred Haise's shoes need to be taken up there, and their footprints placed in the Moon dirt.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 08, 2025 07:02 PM (w6EFb)

109 They are guests. Anything they do that is offensive at all need not be tolerated.
Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 06:59 PM (jc0TO)

Them being here at all is offensive to me. For every rich Asian kid well connected to the CCP or wealthy son of a sheik on our college campuses there is one farmers son from Iowa not on the campus.

That offends me as an American.

Their views on various countries and peoples in the Middle East doesnt matter to me.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 08, 2025 07:02 PM (04Xj5)

110 Isn't Warren a slumlord?

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 07:03 PM (jc0TO)

111 107 Lizzy has a fever. And the only cure is MORE SOCIALISM!

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 07:02 PM (krQz2)

Here, have a giant green dildo, Fauxahontas...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 07:03 PM (ynpvh)

112 104 102 Hahaha...
And the dildo jokes keep rolling along...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 06:59 PM (ynpvh)

They're inserted into every thread.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 07:01 PM (dGCAG)

rather deeply too, I'll say.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at Au

Getting into virgin territory.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 07:03 PM (zZu0s)

113 110 Isn't Warren a slumlord?

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 07:03 PM (jc0TO)

I Know Warlock and AlGore were/are...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 07:03 PM (ynpvh)

114 >> I am hoping that strict internal immigration enforcement will drive the illegals to these sanctuary cities and states.

It already is. NY has been invaded. And when they lose the lawsuit that will force them to end federal programs for illegal aliens it’s going to get randy.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 08, 2025 07:03 PM (WT51m)

115 54 The City University of New York's York College's Master of Social Work program has eliminated the term "field" from its curriculum, citing its potential to cause trauma for black Americans due to the word's association with slavery.
___

But the word 'slavery' doesn't cause trauma. Interesting.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 07:03 PM (Dv3i1)

116 Their views on various countries and peoples in the Middle East doesnt matter to me.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 08, 2025 07:02 PM

It does to me. Checkmate.

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 07:03 PM (jc0TO)

117 Find a woman who looks at you like Liz Warren looks at socialism.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 07:04 PM (krQz2)

118 “A board member took issue with Clepper's remarks and called over a police officer to remove him from the meeting. While he was being escorted out, another board member noted the district's attorney had requested that Clepper not be removed.”

And nothing happens to the cop for acting on an illegal order? Of course not. The Nuremburg Defense applies only to cops.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 08, 2025 07:04 PM (vm8sq)

119 117 Find a woman who looks at you like Liz Warren looks at socialism.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 07:04 PM (krQz2)

You mean expecting you to pay for everything, get nothing in return?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 07:05 PM (ynpvh)

120 LOL

"Stop playing basketball on the dildo range." Lol.

I watched Gutfeld on "Late Show." He was really funny. I can't wait until he's on Colbert.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.7% at August 08, 2025 07:05 PM (jvJvP)

121 Has anyone confirmed the meaning behind the green in the dildo hijinks?

I just assumed that is a response to the "Pay us what we're owed" campaign...and someone associated green with money, and the dildo to what they are actually owed.

Posted by: Orson at August 08, 2025 07:05 PM (dIske)

122
I may be seeking a patent on my Dildo Cannon concept.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 06:57 PM (dDmld)

Not sure if that falls under Cooperative Patent Classification A61H 19/44 (Physical therapy apparatus; Massage for the genitals; Devices insertable in the genitals; Having substantially cylindrical shape, e.g. dildos) or F41B 11/89 (Compressed-gas guns; Specially adapted for particular purposes; For toys).

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 07:05 PM (kkTda)

123 You mean expecting you to pay for everything, get nothing in return?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 07:05 PM (ynpvh)

*types * *deletes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 07:05 PM (zZu0s)

124 Liz Warren play with forked dildo.

Posted by: Cherokee Tribe at August 08, 2025 07:05 PM (i0F8b)

125 121 Has anyone confirmed the meaning behind the green in the dildo hijinks?

I just assumed that is a response to the "Pay us what we're owed" campaign...and someone associated green with money, and the dildo to what they are actually owed.

Posted by: Orson at August 08, 2025 07:05 PM (dIske)

He was passive-aggresive about being a dick...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 07:06 PM (ynpvh)

126 A board member took issue with Clepper's remarks and called over a police officer to remove him from the meeting.

This shit happens a lot, all over the country, in school board and city council meetings. The fascist pigs who give these orders and the fascist pigs who carry them out should all be federally imprisoned for deprivation of rights under color of law.

Posted by: Question authoritarians at August 08, 2025 07:06 PM (KOE6H)

127 Assholes are like opinions. Every asshole has, like, three opinions.

If you ask me, there aren't enough green dildos for all these assholes. If Crew Dragon was a green dildo, it wouldn't be enough for even the assholes just at Boeing. If the entire MAGA movement was a green dildo, China is still too big an asshole.

Oh wait, that's three opinions. Never mind.

Posted by: Bombadil at August 08, 2025 07:06 PM (MX0bI)

128 We can rebuild it. We have the technology. We can make it better than it was. Better, stronger, faster.

The Six Million Dollar Dildo.

Posted by: Oscar Goldman at August 08, 2025 07:07 PM (wVcYX)

129 You mean expecting you to pay for everything, get nothing in return?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2025 07:05 PM (ynpvh)

Sounds like the modern dating scene.

Posted by: A real man would buy dinner for my 8 illegitimate kids! at August 08, 2025 07:08 PM (KOE6H)

130 I watched Gutfeld on "Late Show." He was really funny. I can't wait until he's on Colbert.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.7% at August 08, 2025 07:05 PM (jvJvP)
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So did I.

I think that Fallon was the extent of the King of Late Night's "circuit" of other late night talk shows.

Fallon was even willing to admit he had hung out with Gutfeld.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 07:08 PM (krQz2)

131 Don't throw anything on the court. I'd say that about any object, for any sport, for any level. The only exception I can think of is the tossing of hats for 3 hockey goals, which is a celebration of a rare acheivement and is a tradition accepted by the league for 50 years or so. Otherwise it's obnoxious and could cause injury. That is all.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 06

Hockey fans have also been known to throw team sweaters on the ice to protest poor team performance. That's stupid because those suckers not cheap.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 08, 2025 07:08 PM (kTd/k)

132 Stanky hoe-ass American women are now getting, get this, tattoos of hair in their armpits so that they always appear hairy and smelly even if they shave.

That's how you know you have way to much spare money to spend on cosmetic stuff.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 08, 2025 07:08 PM (a+4eV)

133 When using the dildo catcher’s mitt, do you keep your index finger out, or in? (I’m an innie myself).

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 08, 2025 07:08 PM (hlNLQ)

134 >>Has anyone confirmed the meaning behind the green in the dildo hijinks?

Yea. It was started by a crypto guerrilla marketing campaign to build awareness.

That person gets a raise.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 07:09 PM (viF8m)

135 “Do people not know what words mean any longer?“

No, they don’t, or we would have stupid terms like “insurance provider” instead of “insurer”, “job provider” instead of “employer”, etc

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 08, 2025 07:09 PM (vm8sq)

136 When using the dildo catcher’s mitt, do you keep your index finger out, or in? (I’m an innie myself).
Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 08, 2025 07:08 PM

Out if they are heating it up. In if they just throw junk.

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 07:09 PM (jc0TO)

137 Liz Warren play with forked dildo.
Posted by: Cherokee Tribe
________

It does seem like throwing double-headers on the court might be more appropriate.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 08, 2025 07:09 PM (XvL8K)

138 I can’t believe people pay to attend a WNBA game, Are there no hobos or druggies to watch urinate in the street? Because I’m pretty sure that would be a better show.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 08, 2025 07:09 PM (WT51m)

139 This shit happens a lot, all over the country, in school board and city council meetings.
Posted by: Question authoritarians at August 08, 2025 07:06 PM (KOE6H)

________________________

I once attended at school board meeting and some guy (no one knew who he was) walked up to the public microphone and started eating a bag of chips. He just stood there and crunched away. Then, he turned, and just walked out. It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. It had to be a bet.

Posted by: Orson at August 08, 2025 07:10 PM (dIske)

140 I can’t believe people pay to attend a WNBA game, Are there no hobos or druggies to watch urinate in the street? Because I’m pretty sure that would be a better show.
Posted by: Vengeance at August 08, 2025 07:09 PM

Bum fights for a fiver.

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 07:10 PM (jc0TO)

141 124- that’s okay, her dildo range has two stations (presumably)

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 08, 2025 07:10 PM (hlNLQ)

142 Don't throw anything on the court. I'd say that about any object, for any sport, for any level. The only exception I can think of is the tossing of hats for 3 hockey goals, which is a celebration of a rare acheivement and is a tradition accepted by the league for 50 years or so. Otherwise it's obnoxious and could cause injury. That is all.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 06
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Agree. And I think the "dildo range" comment was boorish at best.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 07:10 PM (krQz2)

143 Is it still a fiver? Did Joeflation make a sawbuck?

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 07:10 PM (jc0TO)

144 "left- and center-leaning"
What does center-leaning mean, anyway? You can lean back, right, left, etc., but you can't lean toward center. It's a meaningless phrase.

Posted by: PG at August 08, 2025 07:10 PM (gQbO4)

145 Sophie Cunningham is not bad looking.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 08, 2025 07:11 PM (PGK1w)

146 I can’t believe people pay to attend a WNBA game, Are there no hobos or druggies to watch urinate in the street? Because I’m pretty sure that would be a better show.
Posted by: Vengeance at August 08, 2025 07:09 PM

Bum fights for a fiver.
-----

In the early days of the internet bum fights were a staple.

Posted by: Crusader at August 08, 2025 07:11 PM (TN0g+)

147 I once attended at school board meeting and some guy (no one knew who he was) walked up to the public microphone and started eating a bag of chips. He just stood there and crunched away. Then, he turned, and just walked out.

Posted by: Orson at August 08, 2025 07:10 PM (dIske)
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I wonder how much that bet was for.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 07:11 PM (krQz2)

148
What does center-leaning mean, anyway? .

_________

The Extreme Left of the Extreme Right.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 07:12 PM (kkTda)

149 Like Wine on Rice

Tow the Line

The Early Bird Gets a Turn

Posted by: polinikes at August 08, 2025 07:12 PM (VofaG)

150 'Merica

https://tinyurl.com/2ret9fun

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 07:12 PM (Dv3i1)

151 "left- and center-leaning"
What does center-leaning mean, anyway? You can lean back, right, left, etc., but you can't lean toward center. It's a meaningless phrase.

Posted by: PG at August 08, 2025 07:10 PM (gQbO4)
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The English language is too constricting for their genius.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 07:12 PM (krQz2)

152 What does center-leaning mean, anyway? .

===

it's when they forget to close the blog tags or something

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 07:13 PM (g47mK)

153 The people of MA forfeited the confidence of Maura Healey so yes, she will dissolve the people and elect another. And if they are illegally here from other countries, so much the better, and so be it. (h/t, Brecht)

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 08, 2025 07:13 PM (vm8sq)

154 Sophie Cunningham is not bad looking.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 08, 2025 07:11 PM

No Marfan looking fingers or face. Pretty unbusty but she is an athlete.

I'd hit it.

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 07:13 PM (jc0TO)

155 149 Like Wine on Rice

Tow the Line

The Early Bird Gets a Turn
Posted by: polinikes

It's a doggy dog world

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 07:13 PM (Dv3i1)

156 Isn't Warren a slumlord?

I think she was flipping houses. Buy low sell high.

Posted by: DanMan at August 08, 2025 07:13 PM (8uzBS)

157 An aphorism that more people need to be familiar with?

FAFO

It can provide an education and life lessons like no other.

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 08, 2025 07:14 PM (144I4)

158 still a fiver? Did Joeflation make a sawbuck?

$20, same as in town.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 08, 2025 07:14 PM (3PSuS)

159 Don't throw anything on the court. I'd say that about any object, for any sport, for any level. The only exception I can think of is the tossing of hats for 3 hockey goals, which is a celebration of a rare acheivement and is a tradition accepted by the league for 50 years or so. Otherwise it's obnoxious and could cause injury. That is all.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 06
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Agree. And I think the "dildo range" comment was boorish at best.
Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 07:10 PM (krQz2)

Once upon a time it was much more common for fans to throw things onto the playing field. Sometimes food, sometimes trash... it was a form of communication, and I suppose it was understood that it was not meant to harm the players.

Then someone for the first time decided to throw a bottle or a battery or some other heavy object, and it's been frowned upon since. Except I think Cub fans still throw home run balls from the other team onto the field.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 07:14 PM (dGCAG)

160 Sophie Cunningham is not bad looking.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 08, 2025 07:11 PM (PGK1w)

She's my dream girl. A good looking tomboy that stayed straight.

Posted by: polinikes at August 08, 2025 07:14 PM (VofaG)

161 The City University Of Social Work Programs Of New York City has also banned the words "crack pipe" as these are hurtful to black New Yorkers who only wish to get high and loot.

Posted by: Zohran Mamdani, Lady Boy And Lover OF CAAK at August 08, 2025 07:15 PM (R/m4+)

162 I can’t believe people pay to attend a WNBA game, Are there no hobos or druggies to watch urinate in the street? Because I’m pretty sure that would be a better show.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 08, 2025 07:09 PM

Back in the day when the wnba connecticut team played at the mohegan sun casino they were giving out free tickets like crazy to boost the numbers. The only time they actually came close to filling the building was if the team made it to the playoffs.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 08, 2025 07:15 PM (0N4FZ)

163 It's a doggy dog world

We's holdin a visual fo my homie.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 08, 2025 07:16 PM (3PSuS)

164 150 'Merica

https://tinyurl.com/2ret9fun
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 07:12 PM (Dv3i1)

You know, the ettes will say I am a cad, but I thought for a second that the brunette at the end of the video was going to flash the camera.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 07:16 PM (zZu0s)

165 Nic correction

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 07:16 PM (VofaG)

166 156
'Isn't Warren a slumlord?

I think she was flipping houses. Buy low sell high.'

Heap big wampum.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 08, 2025 07:16 PM (3wi/L)

167 'Merica

https://tinyurl.com/2ret9fun

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 07:12 PM (Dv3i1)

And like that, he became American.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 07:16 PM (i24o9)

168 I think she was flipping houses. Buy low sell high.
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Shouldn't she be doing that the other way around?

Delivering nice homes to the "less fortunate"?

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 07:18 PM (krQz2)

169 Why not just tattoo flies and spiders under your arms and tits?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 08, 2025 07:18 PM (3PSuS)

170 Warren is to Real Estate as Pelosi is to Stock Market.

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 07:19 PM (g47mK)

171 This shit happens a lot, all over the country, in school board and city council meetings. The fascist pigs who give these orders and the fascist pigs who carry them out should all be federally imprisoned for deprivation of rights under color of law.
Posted by: Question authoritarians at August 08, 2025 07:06 PM (KOE6H)

The police officer here did the right thing, He’s just following orders. Why can’t goobers like you figure that out? People need to shut up and unquestioningly respect police officers,

Posted by: Michael Berry at August 08, 2025 07:19 PM (vm8sq)

172 Masculinity is crippling society. Could trans men be the key to changing that?

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This has been the attitude during my late teens when every rock star had hair longer than me but then again they were pretty and did not have a beard or a mo. Freddy Mercury ruined that and he was the one who wore a skirt in a video clip. Now we know what drove that.

Posted by: Decaf at August 08, 2025 07:19 PM (unUNN)

173 Trans men. That's women, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 07:20 PM (zZu0s)

174 Merica

https://tinyurl.com/2ret9fun

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 07:12 PM (Dv3i1)

And like that, he became American.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 07:16 PM (i24o9)

Looks like a normal weekend in Louisiana to me.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 07:20 PM (VofaG)

175 Shooting at Emery University in Atlanta. A civillian and a law enforcement officer sent to the hospital and the shooter is dead. No other details that I saw.

Posted by: Crusader at August 08, 2025 07:20 PM (TN0g+)

176 Flander's Field (where poppys grow)
field goals

People are, definitely, getting dumber.
Posted by: Orson at August 08, 2025 06:53 PM (dIske)

Flander doesn’t own a field.

In Flanders Fields where the poppies grow…

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 08, 2025 07:20 PM (vm8sq)

177 I applaud the use of Green Dildos as a way to educate our young persons of the various ways they can pleasure themselves and others while celebrating strong lesbian women engaged in a contact sport.

Posted by: Your Local 8th Grade Government School Groomer Teacher at August 08, 2025 07:21 PM (R/m4+)

178 It's all just a damp squid.

But that's a mute point.

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at August 08, 2025 07:21 PM (0aYVJ)

179 Trans men. That's women, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 07:20 PM (zZu0s)
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Yes. There is an n and a t in "trans", just think of it as "NOT".

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 07:21 PM (krQz2)

180 The police officer here did the right thing, He’s just following orders. Why can’t goobers like you figure that out? People need to shut up and unquestioningly respect police officers.

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And don't forget about us!

Posted by: Motorcyle Robbers Pretending to Be Cops at August 08, 2025 07:22 PM (TN0g+)

181
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 08, 2025 07:22 PM (tljrc)

182 >>Once upon a time it was much more common for fans to throw things onto the playing field. Sometimes food, sometimes trash... it was a form of communication, and I suppose it was understood that it was not meant to harm the players.

Sometimes octopi.

Loosen up your sphincter. We are fighting a cultural battle against people who live to mutilate children and beat up women and pro-life old men. We used to get pelleted with snowballs in November football games in frigging high school.

Nobody has been hurt with the dildos of death.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 07:22 PM (viF8m)

183 Shooting at Emery University in Atlanta. A civillian and a law enforcement officer sent to the hospital and the shooter is dead. No other details that I saw.

Posted by: Crusader at August 08, 2025 07:20 PM (TN0g+)
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Possibly white.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 07:22 PM (krQz2)

184 Bear in mind that for 70 years, the Democrat Party has denied that they were socialists.

Speaking of bears, the Seattle Kracken mascot was in Alaska filming a commercial and a big brown bear seemed to take exception. Ha!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2025 07:23 PM (2WIwB)

185 Last glass of Tamdu Scotch

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 07:23 PM (+qU29)

186 Trans men. That's women, right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 07:20 PM (zZu0s)

I don't know what percentage of people calling themselves trannies actually get operations. I suspect it's not a majority. Maybe nowhere near.

In which case, if you are a chick who decides she's a dude, what the hell difference is there between you and a garden variety lesbo?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 07:23 PM (dGCAG)

187 I still want to see one of those vibrating ones squirming across the court with a couple refs chasing after it.

Posted by: wth at August 08, 2025 07:23 PM (v0R5T)

188 Loosen up your sphincter.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 07:22 PM (viF8m)

Lighten up, Francis, is also acceptable.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 07:23 PM (i24o9)

189 Great the police haters have shown up.

Eat a dick.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 07:24 PM (VofaG)

190 7 The Massachusetts thing is insane, but it all is. Fucking crazy.
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Its abuse of office, pure and simple. She literally is taking American's money and gifting it to invaders. And she will be re-elected by those who are having their money taken from them.
Posted by: Crusader at August 08, 2025 06:49 PM (TN0g+)

MA should simply lose its statehood over this and be reorganized as a territory. Yeah, I know, John Adam’s wrote its Constitution, but sorry, MA is no longer worthy.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 08, 2025 07:24 PM (vm8sq)

191
I don't know what percentage of people calling themselves trannies actually get operations. I suspect it's not a majority. Maybe nowhere near.

In which case, if you are a chick who decides she's a dude, what the hell difference is there between you and a garden variety lesbo?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 07:23 PM (dGCAG)

Actually, it's men who never do any surgery. Most women take their breasts off (and some even do a hysterectomy), and there isn't much more possible, I don't think...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 08, 2025 07:24 PM (tOcjL)

192 In which case, if you are a chick who decides she's a dude, what the hell difference is there between you and a garden variety lesbo?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 07:23 PM (dGCAG)
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You can still prefer men, though.

It's all sorts of fucked up ten ways to Sunday.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 07:25 PM (krQz2)

193 >>Lighten up, Francis, is also acceptable.

sphincter is Polish for Francis.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 07:25 PM (viF8m)

194 "Unfortunately, we couldn't avoid such a moment," he said, when asked about the attack by the terror group -- which is still holding 50 hostages in Gaza, of whom just about 20 are believed to still be alive.

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Ok let's follow Khalid's logic. If Palestinians have a right to kill others to get what they want then it follows that Israel has the right to do the same simply to stop them.

Posted by: Decaf at August 08, 2025 07:25 PM (unUNN)

195 In which case, if you are a chick who decides she's a dude, what the hell difference is there between you and a garden variety lesbo?
Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 07:23 PM (dGCAG)

If I had to guess, I'd say a lot do the hormones or blockers because they believe that is less permanent or invasive.

Fucking retards. There is a certain amount of darwinism to this.

Always excepting the kids with crazy teachers and/or parents.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 07:26 PM (zZu0s)

196 Fallon was even willing to admit he had hung out with Gutfeld.
Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 07:08 PM (krQz2)

Fallon is friends with Tom Shillue. He and Fallon sang in the same barbershop quartet. Dunno if they still do.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 08, 2025 07:26 PM (pIfcn)

197 Loosen up your sphincter.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 07:22 PM (viF8m)

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And throwing green dildos out on the floor of WNBA games is crucial for our cause!

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 07:27 PM (krQz2)

198 We need Cotton McKnight and Pepper Brooks, the two Dodgeball announcers, to do a play-by-play of a WNBA game where multiple DoCs (dildos of color) get thrown onto the court.

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 08, 2025 07:27 PM (yP/Dy)

199 Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 07:23 PM (dGCAG)

Actually, it's men who never do any surgery. Most women take their breasts off (and some even do a hysterectomy), and there isn't much more possible, I don't think...
Posted by: Nova Local at August 08, 2025 07:24 PM (tOcjL)

Yeah, I was thinking lower level, not the tit removal. Which just seems silly to me, but whatever.

Whether you want to "date" chix or dudes, who doesn't want to grab a tit or two.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2025 07:27 PM (dGCAG)

200 150 'Merica

https://tinyurl.com/2ret9fun
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 07:12 PM (Dv3i1)

Yep. Real people being real.

That's one reason a lot of "celebrities" come up here to go fishing, etc. Nobody cares that much that they are "celebrities," and most folks are accommodating. I think Ted Nugent was up here last week, Jimmy Buffett came up every year until he passed, Larry Czonka had a cabin up here and was up most of the summers, I'm sure there are plenty more. People can just be people here, nobody minds much.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 08, 2025 07:28 PM (1Gsou)

201 189 Great the police haters have shown up.

Eat a dick.
Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 07:24 PM (VofaG)

I get to call balls and strikes. The cop should have told the school board to go fuck themselves because the Constitution is still in force and if they didn’t like hearing what the man was saying…well, they can always resign.

But nope, he Just Followed Orders, and apologists like yourself who believe cops can and should do as they damn well please get upset that people are justly criticizing his actions. Maybe if we had people who wouldn’t stick up blindly for the assholes in blue, maybe we’d have a better police force. Ever thought of that?

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 08, 2025 07:29 PM (vm8sq)

202 Fallon is friends with Tom Shillue. He and Fallon sang in the same barbershop quartet. Dunno if they still do.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 08, 2025 07:26 PM (pIfcn)
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Best Carson impression: "I did not know that."

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 07:29 PM (krQz2)

203 Posted by: Cow Demon at August 08, 2025 07:29 PM (vm8sq)

Eat two dicks.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 07:31 PM (VofaG)

204 dildos of death

I saw Dildos of Death open for Nuclear Assault in '91 at Hammersmith arena.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 08, 2025 07:31 PM (PGK1w)

205 It's Friday, a great day of news. Lighten up.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 07:31 PM (i24o9)

206 Great the police haters have shown up.

Eat a dick.
Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 07:24 PM (VofaG)

Great the copsuckers have shown up.

Deep throat the boot.

Posted by: Two can play at this game! at August 08, 2025 07:32 PM (KOE6H)

207 Nobody has been hurt with the dildos of death.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 07:22 PM (viF8m)

I saw The Dildos Of Death open for The Circle Jerks at Sluggo's in Pensacola back in 1992.

Posted by: Astroglide Is Your Friend at August 08, 2025 07:33 PM (R/m4+)

208 >>And throwing green dildos out on the floor of WNBA games is crucial for our cause!

Seems to have energized enough on our side to laugh and talk about it for going on 2 weeks. I'm sitting my backyard watching the sun go down and not throwing any dildos. Not yet anyway.

We've won a shitload of battles in the last 7 months, hard to remember them all they are coming so fast. I've never seen anything even close to how much we win almost every single day.

It's a harmless prank and we are on the right side of a culture battle after decades of losing almost all of them. Why is this a problem?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 07:34 PM (viF8m)

209 Crockett takes honor for worst fucking cunt in DC (oh my the list) even worse than Sheila Jackson (organs and piano Im coming back to Houston) Lee and claims racism and sexism.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 07:34 PM (gbOdA)

210 Ok let's follow Khalid's logic. If Palestinians have a right to kill others to get what they want then it follows that Israel has the right to do the same simply to stop them.
Posted by: Decaf at August 08, 2025 07:25 PM (unUNN)

I know you're just trying to take his statement to a logical conclusion, but I call bullshit on the premise. They were given billions to alleviate the suffering of those people and chose not to use it for that purpose.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 08, 2025 07:34 PM (pIfcn)

211 When Professor Catherine D'Ignazio isn't running the "Data + Feminism" lab at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology or organizing "reproductive justice hackathons" she is fighting Donald Trump's "state terrorism."
LOL. So much communist cant.

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I think you spelled it wrong.

Posted by: Decaf at August 08, 2025 07:35 PM (unUNN)

212 They shouldn't throw objects onto courts, but tje WBA kinda asked for something after there owe me what I am worth fiasco

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 07:36 PM (+qU29)

213 How come you whities got such a tight ass, man?

Posted by: Grover Muldoon at August 08, 2025 07:36 PM (R/m4+)

214 It's a harmless prank and we are on the right side of a culture battle after decades of losing almost all of them. Why is this a problem?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 07:34 PM (viF8m)

Imagine being on the secret meeting of WOKE and them saying that we finally own 1 fucking thing.
WNBA
Then TA fucking DA a big white girl that likes boys is the star. 30 fucking MILLION dollars.
So previously you star was Brian Griner (green haha).
TA DA green dicks.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 07:37 PM (gbOdA)

215 Ever notice that everyone has their sacred cows?

I'll admit that even though I have my own issues with members of the hierarchy, i still get immediately defensive im my head when we have the usual catholic dumping.

I will also point out that I think the antisemitic witch hunts can get out of hand/blown out of proportion.

So, I dunno, maybe talk like friends who agree on 99% of shit.

Or if you wanna fight, go ahead.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 07:37 PM (zZu0s)

216 They were given billions to alleviate the suffering of those people and chose not to use it for that purpose.
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And the "people" we're talking about would (seemingly) rather live in squalor hating Jews than finding a way to live with them in peace and prosperity.

Posted by: Crusader at August 08, 2025 07:37 PM (TN0g+)

217 I know you're just trying to take his statement to a logical conclusion, but I call bullshit on the premise. They were given billions to alleviate the suffering of those people and chose not to use it for that purpose.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 08, 2025 07:34 PM (pIfcn)

Now do welfare and medicaid and EBT.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 07:38 PM (gbOdA)

218 Or if you wanna fight, go ahead.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 07:37 PM (zZu0s)

*throws green dildo, with pinky out*

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 07:39 PM (i24o9)

219 You know, if girls were like guys a dildo brand called Dildos of Death with a skull and cross bones would be a huge seller.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 07:39 PM (zZu0s)

220 My sacred cow is a penguin.

Posted by: fd at August 08, 2025 07:40 PM (vFG9F)

221
“Them being here at all is offensive to me. For every rich Asian kid well connected to the CCP or wealthy son of a sheik on our college campuses there is one farmers son from Iowa not on the campus.

That offends me as an American.“

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 08, 2025 06:58 PM (04Xj5)

And as a xenophobe, at that. Doubtless if you were in power you would have me killed for 1) being the son of an immigrant and 2) much worse, having a valid passport with visas.

Me, I don’t have that view. You get a student visa and you want to study here, no biggie. (I have reservations about the PRC, sure, due to espionage but that’s why we have student visas. It would be nice if the visas were enforced by having CBP check passports when leaving the country, but I digress.). But while here on a visa or any other reason, you are subject to our laws. Think what you want of Israel, but that doesn’t mean you get to riot, threaten or intimidate Jewish students, or anything of the sort.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 08, 2025 07:40 PM (vm8sq)

222 198 We need Cotton McKnight and Pepper Brooks, the two Dodgeball announcers, to do a play-by-play of a WNBA game where multiple DoCs (dildos of color) get thrown onto the court.
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 08, 2025 07:27 PM (yP/Dy)

Bold move there Cotton

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 07:40 PM (gbOdA)

223 I’ve been to Sluggos!!

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 08, 2025 07:40 PM (hlNLQ)

224 215
'i still get immediately defensive im my head when we have the usual catholic dumping.'

You better have eaten a fish sandwich for dinner.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 08, 2025 07:40 PM (3wi/L)

225 My sacred cow is a penguin.
Posted by: fd at August 08, 2025 07:40 PM (vFG9F)

YOU LIE!

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 07:41 PM (g47mK)

226 They found a new passage in the back of the Sphinx. It's called the Sphinxter.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 08, 2025 07:42 PM (jxs9b)

227 *picks up green dildo in hazmat suit*

*takes bite*

Its a 7 11 pickle

Posted by: Carl Spackler at August 08, 2025 07:42 PM (gbOdA)

228 Nobody has been hurt with the dildos of death.
Posted by: JackStraw
.......

It's all fun and games until somebody lubes one up and an Amazon slips on it like a banana peel.

Posted by: wth at August 08, 2025 07:42 PM (v0R5T)

229 It's all fun and games until somebody lubes one up and an Amazon slips on it like a banana peel.
Posted by: wth at August 08, 2025 07:42 PM (v0R5T)

57 times

Posted by: Carl Spackler at August 08, 2025 07:43 PM (gbOdA)

230 Not to be picky ... Well, I guess I am being picky, but also grammatically correct:

"Everyone's entitled to their own opinion," should be "Everyone's entitled to his own opinion."

"To each their own," should be "To each his own."

Come on, Ace! Don't fall for woke grammar. Not only are these grammatically incorrect, they just sound stupid.

Posted by: Ralph at August 08, 2025 07:43 PM (8WZD4)

231 >>Imagine being on the secret meeting of WOKE and them saying that we finally own 1 fucking thing.
WNBA
Then TA fucking DA a big white girl that likes boys is the star. 30 fucking MILLION dollars.
So previously you star was Brian Griner (green haha).
TA DA green dicks.

They tried to censor us, take our children, flood the country with God knows who, ignore crimes against whites and conservatives and either imprison or murder the guy we elected to lead our side and I am supposed get wrapped around the axel over a harmless, and fucking funny, prank against one of their sacred cows.

Pass.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 07:43 PM (viF8m)

232 off sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 07:43 PM (gbOdA)

233 "To each their own," should be "To each his own."

Come on, Ace! Don't fall for woke grammar. Not only are these grammatically incorrect, they just sound stupid.
Posted by: Ralph at August 08, 2025 07:43 PM (8WZD4)

So at the campfire with family and lil sis (shes been gone 20 years) says something and I say
To each his own.
She thought it was
Teach his own.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 07:45 PM (gbOdA)

234 I am supposed get wrapped around the axel over a harmless, and fucking funny, prank against one of their sacred cows.

Pass.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 07:43 PM (viF8m)

What if you went to your local hangout and as leaving threw the green dildo of Resist We Much under the table.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 07:47 PM (gbOdA)

235 203 Posted by: Cow Demon at August 08, 2025 07:29 PM (vm8sq)

Eat two dicks.
Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 07:31 PM (VofaG)

I’ll eat a thousand. Just because you wear a uniform with a gun and a badge doesn’t mean you are above criticism. If you are a cop, and you feel that way, FUCKING QUIT.

The police hate the citizenry and hold everyone around them in utter contempt. Americans need to return them the favor. And, by the way, if cops are so godlike, and worthy of your defense with middle school commentary, then why do we have juries and a court system? Should the word of a cop be enough? Surely you see it that way with your obsequious love of the police but the system does not.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 08, 2025 07:48 PM (vm8sq)

236 I am supposed get wrapped around the axel over a harmless, and fucking funny, prank against one of their sacred cows.

Pass.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 07:43 PM (viF8m)

“I Think That This Situation Absolutely Requires A Really Futile And Stupid Gesture Be Done On Somebody’s Part.”

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 07:49 PM (gbOdA)

237 >>What if you went to your local hangout and as leaving threw the green dildo of Resist We Much under the table.

Someone would ask if they noticed they dropped their butt plug.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 07:50 PM (viF8m)

238 Cafe is nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 07:51 PM (zZu0s)

239 She's my dream girl. A good looking tomboy that stayed straight.

Yeah, 6'1 and slim; she is gorgeous. I've seen a few videos of her on the youtubes talking about the cr*p Caitlin Clark goes through with fouls; she seems to be one of the few that backs Caitlin up.

Posted by: Nelly at August 08, 2025 07:52 PM (cHLus)

240 160 Sophie Cunningham is not bad looking.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 08, 2025 07:11 PM (PGK1w)

She's my dream girl. A good looking tomboy that stayed straight.
Posted by: polinikes at August 08, 2025 07:14 PM (VofaG)

She's also reportedly conservative, took heat for supposedly being "MAGA".

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at August 08, 2025 07:53 PM (8hxDK)

241 231
'They tried to censor us, take our children, flood the country with God knows who, ignore crimes against whites and conservatives'

You think that's some triumph of freedom? It's just coarse and retarded.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 08, 2025 07:55 PM (3wi/L)

242 >>You think that's some triumph of freedom? It's just coarse and retarded.

No, of course not. I think you are either too stupid or to cowardly to know what is going on.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 08:06 PM (viF8m)

243 I think "Data + Feminism lab" is latin for no work job.

Posted by: Southern Man at August 08, 2025 08:12 PM (kXnzv)

244 The opposite of the never Trumper teaching at MIT is another MIT professor who greatly influenced me as a youth. He's won a dozen teaching excellence awards and is a strong advocate for capitalism and freedom.

Godspeed, Professor. Keep up the fight

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 08, 2025 08:37 PM (TvPmY)

245 "reflects a broader trend among social work programs to adopt inclusive language."

wait, so they want us to talk like retards?

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 08, 2025 08:53 PM (D1vbu)

246 Not to be picky ... Well, I guess I am being picky, but also grammatically correct:

And these are the kind of things why you don't win. Why you, as a movement, lose all the time.

As we're all marching to the camps ? Who gives a fuck about the guy that wants to "be picky" ? Who cares what he has to say, about anything ?

Who cares about his grammar ? Am I going to care one bit about him because of his grammar ? No. Is he going to lead me out of the wire because of his great grammar ?

No. And the fact that the little puke STILL wants to tell you about his grammar tells you much. If you'll listen.

Posted by: Free Thinker at August 08, 2025 09:18 PM (atlTj)

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