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Kamala Harris: I'm Not Running for California Governor, I'll Be Keeping My Options Open for Any Other Ways I Can Serve the People In the Future (Like in 2028, Maybe)

Fox News
@FoxNews

Former Vice President @KamalaHarris
announces that she will NOT run for governor of California: "For now, my leadership and public service will not be in elected office."

For now.

File this under Least Surprising Headlines of the Day. Democrats have been "bemoaning" her threat to run for governor.

"She Comes In With Baggage': California Dems Bemoan Potential Harris Gubernatorial Bid

Former VP 'would only fire up Republicans and hurt' Democrats, a California House Democrat says

Matthew Xiao
July 28, 2025

As Kamala Harris weighs a run for California governor in 2026, state Democrats are expressing their fears that the former vice president "comes in with baggage" that could hurt the party down-ballot and energize Republicans.

"There's no groundswell for [Harris's] candidacy," one California House Democrat told CNN on condition of anonymity. "In fact, I think it would only fire up Republicans and hurt our ability to win the four to five seats that we need to win the House and hold on to three seats that we just flipped in 2024."

"She comes in with baggage," the Democrat said.

Other California Democrats expressed frustration that Harris appears more focused on staging a 2028 presidential bid than on leading California. "Once you're the vice president of the United States, there's only one place to go--it's president," Rep. Jimmy Gomez (D., Calif) told CNN. "For me, if I was vice president and all of a sudden I lose, it would be a fallback to me. I hate to put it so bluntly."

Some major Democratic donors and interest group leaders, meanwhile, are insisting that Harris still needs to answer for her failed presidential bid last year, according to CNN. Harris took over the Democratic nomination from then-president Joe Biden and went on to lose to Donald Trump, failing to carry a single swing state.

...

This isn't the first time that California Democrats have publicly aired doubts about Harris, who said that she will make up her mind about a gubernatorial bid by late summer.

"Kamala just reminds you we are in this complete shit storm," a California Democrat who contributed six figures to her presidential bid told Politico last month, noting that another Harris candidacy would only remind Democratic voters of the "traumatizing" 2024 election.

California Democrats faulted her for treating the office of governor of the seventh biggest economy in the world as a Safety School.


From her previous statements, I previously concluded that she is trying to interest donors into setting her up in "charity" grift in which she will be paid a salary, given luxury offices, have travel and hotel paid for worldwide tours, and have a 24-hour-per-day professional chauffeur service. She doesn't really want any office where she'd be expected to actually perform or make decisions.

You know-- the exact same grift they set up for Hillary Clinton and her mutant Deep One spawn Chelsea.

But Kamala is willing to threaten runs for governor and the presidency (again) to get Democrat mega-donors to pay her to go away. They will have to open up their checkbooks is they want to focus on (right hand up and to the front) What Can Be (left hand down and to the back) Unburdened By What Has Been.



Posted by: Ace at 04:20 PM




Comments

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1 Hi!

Posted by: DanMa'am at July 30, 2025 04:20 PM (8uzBS)

2 Run Hunter Run!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 30, 2025 04:20 PM (ULPxl)

3 I bet JD is worried sick.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2025 04:20 PM (ExV1e)

4 "That box of wine isn't going to drink itself."

- Kamala Harris, probably

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at July 30, 2025 04:21 PM (a/dOO)

5 Did she ever pay back that $20 million?

That's a lot of sex work at her age.

Posted by: Stateless - HAPPY NOT HOMELESS! - New Life Creation 15.5 % at July 30, 2025 04:21 PM (jvJvP)

6 4 "That box of wine isn't going to drink itself."

- Kamala Harris, probably

----------------------------

"I'm ahead of you, sister."

- Hilary Clinton, almost certainly

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at July 30, 2025 04:21 PM (a/dOO)

7 My first "first"!

Posted by: DanMa'am at July 30, 2025 04:21 PM (8uzBS)

8 >>"For now, my leadership and public service will not be in elected office."

"my leadership"

Holy crap is that woman delusional.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at July 30, 2025 04:22 PM (WViZ/)

9 She'll have more time to ponder more cosmic concepts, like the significance of the passage of time.

Posted by: Otto Pen at July 30, 2025 04:22 PM (sJHOI)

10
Caroline Kennedy / Chelsea Clinton '28

I don't like it but I think I love it.

Posted by: Auspex at July 30, 2025 04:23 PM (Y8DZL)

11 But for more entertainment Stacie Abrams says she going to run for something in the future. More like waddle. To the refrigerator.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2025 04:23 PM (A7hgX)

12 So 4 More Years for Gavin?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 30, 2025 04:24 PM (Vvm2m)

13 So, did she make a deal with Hair Gel?

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2025 04:24 PM (77rzZ)

14 "I'll Be Keeping My Options Open for Any Other Ways I Can Serve the People In the Future"

Peel me a grape.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Vigor at July 30, 2025 04:24 PM (klf3J)

15 Hunter 2028: A Rock In Every Pipe, Two Feet On Every Peen

Posted by: gKWVE at July 30, 2025 04:24 PM (gKWVE)

16 That’s a shame for republicans that’s she’s sitting it out

Posted by: Maroon at July 30, 2025 04:24 PM (AKjAJ)

17 TJM owes me $50 for this news.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at July 30, 2025 04:24 PM (Mmf4/)

18 8 >>"For now, my leadership and public service will not be in elected office."

"my leadership"

Holy crap is that woman delusional.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at July 30, 2025 04:22 PM (WViZ/)

She's used to serving...on her knees...
Willie Brown was accustomed to her service...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2025 04:24 PM (ynpvh)

19 You know, one part of me, a very evil part, thinks it would be interesting to see what happens if Kamala became governor of CA.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 30, 2025 04:24 PM (tT6L1)

20 "For now." (Taps watch) When is Hell scheduled to freeze over?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 30, 2025 04:25 PM (wBaIH)

21 Harris will probably try to call up Stacey Abrams to see how she can spend time in her orbit.

The problem is, Abrams' ability to tap Uncle Sugar has been cut off, which means her universe of graft doesn't need another useless leech.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at July 30, 2025 04:25 PM (a/dOO)

22 Willie Brown told it straight up in some video I saw.

Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2025 04:25 PM (Q4cxx)

23 >>>"For now, my leadership and public service will not be in elected office."

Good. She can suck dick on her own dime.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2025 04:25 PM (i24o9)

24 The high speed rail would run on time.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 30, 2025 04:25 PM (uqNg8)

25 That's a lot of sex work at her age.
Posted by: Stateless

Enough 100-proof rum can scrub out the taste of all that.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 30, 2025 04:25 PM (gKWVE)

26 It seems that ever since Kamala got out from under Willie Brown, he's not been a fan.

Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2025 04:26 PM (Q4cxx)

27 The Nixon Redux goes by the wayside.
(Nixon lost president 1960, list California Governor 1962)

Posted by: SMOD at July 30, 2025 04:26 PM (RHGPo)

28 More fisking

"devout public servant"

devout --adjective
1. Devoted to a religion or to the fulfillment of religious obligations.
2. Characterized by religious devotion or piety.
3. Fervently believing in or advocating an ideology or position:
"a devout socialist."

Leftism really is a religion.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at July 30, 2025 04:26 PM (WViZ/)

29 I saw Mutant Deep One Spawn open for GWAR at Hara Arena in 90 or 91. It was the Scumdogs of the Universe tour.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at July 30, 2025 04:26 PM (YFycT)

30 Kamala’s idea of service to everyone?

That’s a lot of blow jobs.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 30, 2025 04:26 PM (W2Pud)

31 So Harris is running for president. Got it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2025 04:27 PM (A7hgX)

32

"She Comes In With festive little hats': California Dems Bemoan Potential Harris Gubernatorial Bid

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 30, 2025 04:27 PM (EzuJE)

33 This is puzzling to me. Maybe they really do want to "move on" from her. She will get some nice book deal(s) at least but I figure she wants more like what ace described

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2025 04:27 PM (RLuzd)

34 You know, one part of me, a very evil part, thinks it would be interesting to see what happens if Kamala became governor of CA.
---------

Karen Bass is STILL in charge of LA. Ponder that for a moment. California is hell-bent on turning itself into Pakistan. The only question is who will get to enjoy that sweet grift that goes with being in public office.

Posted by: Crusader at July 30, 2025 04:27 PM (TN0g+)

35 So 4 More Years for Gavin?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 30, 2025 04:24 PM (Vvm2m)

Newsom is gone, he's a lame duck. Term limits.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2025 04:27 PM (8avO+)

36 Is she still Vice President?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2025 04:27 PM (63Dwl)

37 Gobbler Harris needs to be a perennial, no, perpetual, candidate like Harold Stassen and Gus Hall.

Posted by: Cut-rate Consultancy, Ltd. at July 30, 2025 04:28 PM (G5+As)

38 @26 she spit it out on his favorite shoes

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2025 04:28 PM (A7hgX)

39 "That box of wine isn't going to drink itself."

- Kamala Harris, probably

---
Vodka doesn't come in a box.

Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2025 04:28 PM (Q4cxx)

40 30 Kamala’s idea of service to everyone?

That’s a lot of blow jobs.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 30, 2025 04:26 PM (W2Pud)

Kamala does what? She's never offered that to me!!

Posted by: Doug Emhoff at July 30, 2025 04:28 PM (a/dOO)

41 7 My first "first"!

Posted by: DanMa'am at July 30, 2025 04:21 PM (8uzBS)

Yes, but you did not phrase it in the form of a question, so unfortunately...

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 30, 2025 04:28 PM (KbCG3)

42 But Kamala is willing to threaten runs for governor and the presidency (again) to get Democrat mega-donors to pay her to go away.
=====

You never pay the Danegeld once.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2025 04:28 PM (JvZF+)

43 Kamala Harris: I'm Not Running for California Governor, I'll Be Keeping My Options Open for Any Other Ways I Can Serve the People In the Future (Like 202


Aka, I Wanna Blow Another Billion Dollars

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2025 04:28 PM (t7hQH)

44 This is puzzling to me. Maybe they really do want to "move on" from her. She will get some nice book deal(s) at least but I figure she wants more like what ace described
Posted by: ... at July 30, 2025 04:27 PM (RLuzd)

Some Uni will give her a drone slot where she teaches a class every few years. Probably Stanford.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2025 04:28 PM (8avO+)

45 37 Gobbler Harris needs to be a perennial, no, perpetual, candidate like Harold Stassen and Gus Hall.
Posted by: Cut-rate Consultancy, Ltd. at July 30, 2025 04:28 PM (G5+As)

No respect.

Posted by: Pat Paulsen at July 30, 2025 04:28 PM (PiwSw)

46 That sounds like cousin Eddie's wife in Christmas Vacation saying he's holding out for a management position.

Posted by: mishdog at July 30, 2025 04:29 PM (fztAT)

47 Kamala would be facing the same people in a 2028 primary that she did in 2020 and never made it to Iowa.

Booker, Warren, Buttigeig, and then add AOC and Newsom, probably.

I don't think she wants to embarrass herself like that, but she may do it if she can find enough idiots to give her money.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2025 04:29 PM (6ydKt)

48 Kamala can't even get the Eff.Bee.EYE to stage a kidnapping plot for her.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 30, 2025 04:29 PM (ULPxl)

49 US Copper Prices Crash Most On Record After Trump Confirms 50% Tariff Excludes Refined Products

"Today, a single foreign country dominates global copper smelting and refining..."

Posted by: SMOD at July 30, 2025 04:29 PM (RHGPo)

50 there are pictures there of collapsed ceilings and overall terrible infrastructure at Cavazos, so hopefully restoring its name to "Hood" isn't just some easy stunt. I'm hoping the Feds are actually paying attention to the place

Posted by: gKWVE at July 30, 2025 04:29 PM (gKWVE)

51 more fisking

"improve the system from with"

This is how radicals and revolutionaries talk -- Yeah, we could bomb buildings and kill people, or we could try to change things from within [\i]

If you support a form of government, the only option is to change from within so you don't have to justify a decision to work with the system.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at July 30, 2025 04:30 PM (WViZ/)

52 No respect.
Posted by: Pat Paulsen at July 30, 2025 04:28 PM (PiwSw)
----------

heh, I'd forgotten about the Paulsen for President schtick. The deadpan delivery was a hoot.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 30, 2025 04:30 PM (tT6L1)

53
the former vice president "comes in with baggage" that could hurt the party down-ballot and energize Republicans.

Are there any Republicans left out there?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2025 04:30 PM (63Dwl)

54 What job prospects are open to someone with virtually no observable job skills?

Posted by: Thomans Paine at July 30, 2025 04:30 PM (Vfq+S)

55 "That box of wine isn't going to drink itself."

- Kamala Harris, probably

----------------------------

"I'm ahead of you, sister."

- Hilary Clinton, almost certainly

--------------------------
"Pikers!"
- Nasty Pelosi

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 30, 2025 04:30 PM (HDP0k)

56 crud. wrong slash

[/]

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at July 30, 2025 04:30 PM (WViZ/)

57 Karen Bass is STILL in charge of LA. Ponder that for a moment. California is hell-bent on turning itself into Pakistan. The only question is who will get to enjoy that sweet grift that goes with being in public office.
Posted by: Crusader at July 30, 2025 04:27 PM (TN0g+)
---
Somebody said that former Pallisades homeowners could be arrested for trespassing in the area where their homes were.

Anyway, they raised all that money to rebuild the Pallisades, and CA is going to give it to a wildlife preserve or something.

People don't stop the scam that is California, so California continues apace.

Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2025 04:31 PM (Q4cxx)

58 Trump Closes Duty-Free De Minimis Loophole With Executive Order

The bottom line is that Trump closing the de minimis loophole (order values under the $800 threshold) will be disastrous for Temu and Shein, who have exploited the loophole to ship millions of low-value packages directly to U.S. consumers without paying tariffs or undergoing rigorous inspections.

Posted by: SMOD at July 30, 2025 04:31 PM (RHGPo)

59 That sounds like cousin Eddie's wife in Christmas Vacation saying he's holding out for a management position.
Posted by: mishdog


Snort.

"He hasn't worked in seven years..."

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2025 04:31 PM (t7hQH)

60 What job prospects are open to someone with virtually no observable job skills?

Posted by: Thomans Paine at July 30, 2025 04:30 PM (Vfq+S)

NY Representative?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2025 04:31 PM (i24o9)

61 Why would anybody ask Hunter's opinion on anything? I mean, of than crack and hos.


Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Lying Dogface Pony Soldier at July 30, 2025 04:31 PM (L/fGl)

62 Unburdened by what has been she moves higher, upward into the future.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2025 04:31 PM (85azL)

63 So Kamala is just teasing Democrats for cash? I can relate. I thought Tiffany at the club was really into me

Posted by: gKWVE at July 30, 2025 04:31 PM (gKWVE)

64 Vodka doesn't come in a box.
Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2025 04:28 PM (Q4cxx)

Google Black Box vodka. You can get 1.75 liters for about $22.00.

- Kamala and Hillary's luxury jet restocker

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at July 30, 2025 04:31 PM (a/dOO)

65 >>"Today, a single foreign country dominates global copper smelting and refining..."


We have Copper.

But good luck getting a Domestic Smelter built in the next decade.

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2025 04:32 PM (NjhIg)

66 The DNC can either finance her second losing presidential campaign for 2.5 $billion or give her 100 $million to go away. The latter is a bargain.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 30, 2025 04:32 PM (gLikB)

67 Silly drunken bent.

Posted by: Case at July 30, 2025 04:32 PM (q3kYF)

68
Back in from mowing the lawn. I overexerted myself. Not feeling good at all.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2025 04:32 PM (HZi96)

69 What job prospects are open to someone with virtually no observable job skills?
Posted by: Thomans Paine at July 30, 2025 04:30 PM
=====

That's right she's a lawyer.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2025 04:32 PM (JvZF+)

70 What about the Joy and Brat Vibe she brings to politics? I was assured that was true.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 30, 2025 04:32 PM (od0dV)

71 Set up a Foundation! Easy peasy, palm so greasy!

Posted by: Hitlery Rodham-Clinton at July 30, 2025 04:32 PM (V362x)

72 Somebody said that former Pallisades homeowners could be arrested for trespassing in the area where their homes were.

Anyway, they raised all that money to rebuild the Pallisades, and CA is going to give it to a wildlife preserve or something.

People don't stop the scam that is California, so California continues apace.
Posted by: Axeman


Section 8 housing.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2025 04:32 PM (t7hQH)

73 Why would anybody ask Hunter's opinion on anything? I mean, of than crack and hos.


Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Lying Dogface Pony Soldier at July 30, 2025 04:31 PM (L/fGl)
---
Well, he covered healthy, healthy crack.

Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2025 04:33 PM (Q4cxx)

74 California Dems were bemoaning The Brat's gubernatorial aspirations? Man, it's like they didn't even realize that A BLACK WOMAN WAS SPEAKING!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2025 04:33 PM (wKJf5)

75 *pours Hadrian a cold raspberry lemonade*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2025 04:33 PM (JvZF+)

76 Her Prezzy run netted over a billion dollars in donations. Donations that went poof after she lost. Contractors to that effort got stiffed. The money was stolen.

Nobody's going to pay her to "go away."

Nobody's going to fund another failed political gig either. Prezzy or governor.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2025 04:33 PM (Q4IgG)

77 You know, one part of me, a very evil part, thinks it would be interesting to see what happens if Kamala became governor of CA.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 30, 2025 04:24 PM (tT6L1)

Its not really a state where the Governor matters.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2025 04:33 PM (8avO+)

78 Some 26 year old is going to primary Nadler saying he's too old. I'd settle for he's too short , fat and stupid

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2025 04:33 PM (A7hgX)

79 >>>Well, he covered healthy, healthy crack.

Crack has the electrolytes plants crave.

Posted by: ace at July 30, 2025 04:34 PM (KRtlO)

80 She can suck dick on her own dime.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2025 04:25 PM (i24o9)

Geez. Spoiler alert bro

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2025 04:34 PM (RLuzd)

81 Onlyfans?

That's the only thing I can think of that she might be qualified for.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 30, 2025 04:34 PM (t/2Uw)

82 >>Somebody said that former Pallisades homeowners could be arrested for trespassing in the area where their homes were.


The Hot Thing there, now, is Squatters taking over the properties.

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2025 04:34 PM (NjhIg)

83 Harris must consider the passage of time, and that Time has passed her by.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 30, 2025 04:34 PM (vbXSk)

84 Anyway, they raised all that money to rebuild the Pallisades, and CA is going to give it to a wildlife preserve or something.

Posted by: Axeman

Section 8 housing.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2025 04:32 PM (t7hQH)

Wildlife Preserve, Section 8 Housing, tomato, potato.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2025 04:34 PM (i24o9)

85 How many bottles of wine will she need for 2028?

Posted by: dantesed at July 30, 2025 04:34 PM (Oy/m2)

86 more fisking

"improve the system from with"

This is how radicals and revolutionaries talk -- Yeah, we could bomb buildings and kill people, or we could try to change things from within [\i]

If you support a form of government, the only option is to change from within so you don't have to justify a decision to work with the system.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at July 30, 2025 04:30 PM (WViZ/)


The last half of her statement reads like she's trying to paraphrase the opening speech in "Patton".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2025 04:34 PM (y9nCu)

87 Well, he covered healthy, healthy crack.

Crack has the electrolytes plants crave.
Posted by: ace at July 30, 2025 04:34 PM (KRtlO)
---
Noice!

Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2025 04:35 PM (Q4cxx)

88 The greatest lie ever promoted is that politicians are public servants.

Ho boy, even Satan must chuckle every time that is said.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at July 30, 2025 04:35 PM (WViZ/)

89 72 Somebody said that former Pallisades homeowners could be arrested for trespassing in the area where their homes were.

Posted by: Axeman

If they aren't allowed to visit where their homes were, do they still have to pay property taxes on it?

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at July 30, 2025 04:35 PM (a/dOO)

90 >>Crack has the electrolytes plants crave.


4/5 Dentists Recommend Crack

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2025 04:35 PM (NjhIg)

91 Wildlife Preserve, Section 8 Housing, tomato, potato.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder



Ouch.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2025 04:35 PM (t7hQH)

92 Kamala is possibly white.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 30, 2025 04:35 PM (uqNg8)

93 What job prospects are open to someone with virtually no observable job skills?
Posted by: Thomans Paine

You don't support Grifting?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 30, 2025 04:36 PM (HDP0k)

94 Hunter Biden responds ... "That's interesting."

Which means what? Now the MFM will get to interpreting that and chicken entrails for the foreseeable future because news is what they say it is.

It's amazing the US has survived the stupidity.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 30, 2025 04:36 PM (gLikB)

95 85 How many bottles of wine will she need for 2028?
Posted by: dantesed at July 30, 2025 04:34 PM (Oy/m2)

All of them.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at July 30, 2025 04:36 PM (a/dOO)

96 Back in from mowing the lawn. I overexerted myself. Not feeling good at all.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2025 04:32 PM (HZi96)

Always cut the yard early in the morning.

Posted by: dantesed at July 30, 2025 04:36 PM (Oy/m2)

97 Back in from mowing the lawn. I overexerted myself. Not feeling good at all.

Be careful. I've reached the stage in life that I no longer feel guilty about paying someone to do stuff.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2025 04:36 PM (Riz8t)

98 Anyway, they raised all that money to rebuild the Pallisades, and CA is going to give it to a wildlife preserve or something.

Posted by: Axeman

Section 8 housing.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2025 04:32 PM (t7hQH)

Wildlife Preserve, Section 8 Housing, tomato, potato.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2025 04:34 PM (i24o9)
---
They're hoping to be selected by Trendy Aragua as the complex to take over.

Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2025 04:36 PM (Q4cxx)

99 Denis Leary: Crack, never do a drug named after a part of your own ass

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2025 04:36 PM (A7hgX)

100 Dries Van Langenhove@DriesVanLangenhove



One of the most insane verdicts ever in the Netherlands was delivered today.

Arnold O. murdered his ‘girlfriend’ — a young mother — because she focused too much on caring for her newborn and too little on him.

He stabbed her 258 (!) times and filmed the mother as she lay bleeding to death. Afterwards he took selfies with the newborn in its mothers blood.

The Public Prosecutor only demanded 10 years in jail for this extremely gruesome murder, but the judge halved it to only 5 years in jail because Arnold O. has “limited cognitive capabilities”, a politically correct way of saying he has a very low IQ.

Our regime is not only allowing these monsters in, it’s also allowing them to commit the most horrible acts of violence.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 30, 2025 04:36 PM (TGPs7)

101 to pay her to go away.

The 20$ same as in town rate doesn't cover her expenses or past experience. (make circle with left pointer and thumb, poke right pointer thru circle)

Posted by: davea at July 30, 2025 04:36 PM (PMJuY)

102 72 Somebody said that former Pallisades homeowners could be arrested for trespassing in the area where their homes were.

Posted by: Axeman

If they aren't allowed to visit where their homes were, do they still have to pay property taxes on it?
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at July 30, 2025 04:35 PM (a/dOO)

That, and a fine for not mowing the yard.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2025 04:37 PM (8avO+)

103 >>> 49 US Copper Prices Crash Most On Record After Trump Confirms 50% Tariff Excludes Refined Products

"Today, a single foreign country dominates global copper smelting and refining..."
Posted by: SMOD at July 30, 2025 04:29 PM (RHGPo)

Spot price:
https://shorturl.at/NvCgu

Historical chart:
https://shorturl.at/5JmNg

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 30, 2025 04:37 PM (ULPxl)

104 This is puzzling to me. Maybe they really do want to "move on" from her. She will get some nice book deal(s) at least but I figure she wants more like what ace described
Posted by: ... at July 30, 2025 04:27 PM (RLuzd)

She's never had popular support, on her own anyway. For the deal you mention, better a hypothetical win than an objective loss.

Her trouble is that she already has an objective loss.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at July 30, 2025 04:37 PM (x0NqF)

105 That’s too bad, I thought governor could be a good fit. However I have zero interest in her as a candidate in the 2028 primaries.

Agreed. She could win primaries only to lose again with people who won't vote for a woman. I want a woman to win but afraid the country at large isn't ready yet.

I think there’s a misconception among many that she would have been a shoe-in. Losing the nomination would be pretty humiliating especially having served already as a senator and VP. It would have echoed Nixon’s failed run in 1962.

As a Californian, I can 100% guarantee that Kamala would have won the Governorship. She was an outstanding state Attorney General. She did so much heavy lifting during the Great Recession and ensuing foreclosure crisis. People here have not forgotten.

I've been supporting Katie Porter all along and this move by Kamala Harris just opens up a better prospect for Katie.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 30, 2025 04:37 PM (tPDqA)

106 Somebody said that former Pallisades homeowners could be arrested for trespassing in the area where their homes were.


The Hot Thing there, now, is Squatters taking over the properties.
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And the same grifters that threaten the homeowners with arrest will protec the squatters...citing "protections provided under state law". Not a soul in California has any respect for "law"--its merely a tool they use to punish others while grifting.

Posted by: Crusader at July 30, 2025 04:37 PM (TN0g+)

107 At AP: "Employees who routinely check radiation levels at the Savannah River Site near Aiken found a wasp nest on July 3 ...
The nest had a radiation level 10 times what is allowed by federal regulations, officials said."

In related news, the Dept of Energy has wasp nest regulations.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Vigor at July 30, 2025 04:37 PM (klf3J)

108 How many bottles of wine will she need for 2028?
Posted by: dantesed at July 30, 2025 04:34 PM (Oy/m2)

All of them.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at July 30, 2025 04:36 PM (a/dOO)
---
I'm afraid that you might have misheard me and just think that I want a lot of wine.

Give me all the wine that you have.

Posted by: Ron Swanson as Kamala at July 30, 2025 04:38 PM (Q4cxx)

109
Perhaps a distinguished legal career is in store for Harris. A rainmaker at a white-shoe firm.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2025 04:38 PM (HZi96)

110 That, and a fine for not mowing the yard.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2025 04:37 PM (8avO+)

But they just replaced their yard with some, um, ground cover that does not need watering or mowing. I know. Still doesn't matter.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at July 30, 2025 04:38 PM (a/dOO)

111 I'll Be Keeping My Options Open for Any Other Ways I Can Serve the People In the Future

Pahrump is just over the California-Nevada border.

Posted by: Chuck C at July 30, 2025 04:38 PM (D0HYP)

112 improve the system from within
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The "colonialism" they so supposedly despise.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2025 04:38 PM (RLuzd)

113 Perhaps a distinguished legal career is in store for Harris. A rainmaker at a white-shoe firm.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2025 04:38 PM (HZi96)

Guess how she gets clients to sign with that firm.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at July 30, 2025 04:39 PM (x0NqF)

114 The idea of the phrase "public service" and Kamala existing in the same sentence is nauseating.

Posted by: red speck at July 30, 2025 04:39 PM (0Id0S)

115

I've been supporting Katie Porter all along and this move by Kamala Harris just opens up a better prospect for Katie.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 30, 2025 04:37 PM (tPDqA)
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Instead of Dumb versus Dumber you've got drunken Crazy versus drunken Crazier.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 30, 2025 04:39 PM (tT6L1)

116 That’s too bad, I thought governor could be a good fit.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 30, 2025 04:37 PM (tPDqA)
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A Democrat voter, ladies and gentlemen!

Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2025 04:39 PM (Q4cxx)

117 Agreed. She could win primaries only to lose again with people who won't vote for a woman. I want a woman to win but afraid the country at large isn't ready yet.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 30, 2025 04:37 PM (tPDqA)

The country is not ready for a cocksucking, drunken halfwit either. Come back with a Marie Curie and maybe you'll have a case.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2025 04:39 PM (i24o9)

118 Sounds like Harris is trying to run a version of the Bernie Sanders grift.

Problem is she doesn't have any real constituency except maybe for some kind of Granny Blowjob Only Fans site.

Sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 30, 2025 04:39 PM (iJfKG)

119 19 You know, one part of me, a very evil part, thinks it would be interesting to see what happens if Kamala became governor of CA.
Posted by: blake


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CA is like one of those waymos -- it runs itself. They could put a drugged out pretty boy greasy moron in charge and things wouldn't get any worse.
Seriously, I don't think the governor does anything. That may be the problem. Look at Arnold, he realized this and moved back to Hollywood while the shit show just continued.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at July 30, 2025 04:39 PM (WViZ/)

120 Agreed. She could win primaries only to lose again with people who won't vote for a woman. I want a woman to win but afraid the country at large isn't ready yet.


Yes, that's it. Dems won't vote for Kamala.
*rolls eyes*

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2025 04:39 PM (Riz8t)

121 "For now, my leadership and public service will not be in elected office."

Um, yeah. About that...?

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at July 30, 2025 04:40 PM (gDhA9)

122 The idea of the phrase "public service" and Kamala existing in the same sentence is nauseating.
Posted by: red speck at July 30, 2025 04:39 PM (0Id0S)
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Maybe the l is misplaced.

Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2025 04:40 PM (Q4cxx)

123 Did Harris release her 23andme results? She's half Tamil Brahman so that's probably 1/6 Aryan, 2/6 Dravidian. Father is mixed race Jamaican from what I saw so, let's say, 1/6 black 2/6 English. So that's half-white half-Miscellaneous.
There are Cajuns and Creoles in Louisiana and all up and down Appalachia telling the Census they're "American" who don't get all the lucky breaks she got.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 30, 2025 04:40 PM (gKWVE)

124 LOL, folks still think buying a house that you live in is an investment?

Compared to what, a CD at 0.5% interest?

At least I can liquidate the CD in less than 30 days.

The banksters love people who think home mortgages and CDs are investments in assets.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 30, 2025 04:40 PM (lDIPK)

125 Perhaps a distinguished legal career is in store for Harris. A rainmaker at a white-shoe firm.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2025 04:38 PM (HZi96)

Guess how she gets clients to sign with that firm.

I think she's aged out of that particular recruitment method.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2025 04:40 PM (Riz8t)

126 35 So 4 More Years for Gavin?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 30, 2025 04:24 PM (Vvm2m)

Newsom is gone, he's a lame duck. Term limits.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2025 04:27 PM (8avO+)

Serious question: is there ONE objectively positive Gavin Newsom accomplishment during his time as CA governor? Just one?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 30, 2025 04:41 PM (f61hu)

127 I'll Be Keeping My Options Mouth Open for Any Other Ways I Can Serve
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Posted by: ... at July 30, 2025 04:41 PM (RLuzd)

128 The thing about Kamala is that she sucks.

Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2025 04:41 PM (Q4cxx)

129
Be careful. I've reached the stage in life that I no longer feel guilty about paying someone to do stuff.
Posted by: Archimedes

That's why then invented money.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2025 04:41 PM (63Dwl)

130
If they aren't allowed to visit where their homes were, do they still have to pay property taxes on it?

Posted by: Virginia SoCon



Yes, the bills were already sent out.

Posted by: Thomans Paine at July 30, 2025 04:41 PM (Vfq+S)

131 Dems will go full In Your Face to America. It'll be a Hochul-Brennan ticket.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2025 04:41 PM (W/lyH)

132
McDonald's is changing to kiosk ordering, so she can't go back to her old job.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2025 04:41 PM (HZi96)

133 122 The idea of the phrase "public service" and Kamala existing in the same sentence is nauseating.
Posted by: red speck at July 30, 2025 04:39 PM (0Id0S)
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Maybe the l is misplaced.
Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2025 04:40 PM (Q4cxx)

Yes, the "l" was supposed to be located where the "ser" is. It becomes even more nauseating.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at July 30, 2025 04:42 PM (a/dOO)

134 She could win primaries only to lose again with people who won't vote for a woman. I want a woman to win but afraid the country at large isn't ready yet.
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Anyone who voted/would vote for Kamala should just admit that all they care about is abortion. There isn't a single reason to prefer Kamala to a potted plant other than the understanding that Kamala will defend/promote abortion and the potted plant won't.

Posted by: Crusader at July 30, 2025 04:42 PM (TN0g+)

135 Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 30, 2025 04:40 PM (lDIPK

Some wise advice I once received is to never think of your primary home as an investment property.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at July 30, 2025 04:42 PM (x0NqF)

136 Did Harris release her 23andme results? She's half Tamil Brahman so that's probably 1/6 Aryan, 2/6 Dravidian. Father is mixed race Jamaican from what I saw so, let's say, 1/6 black 2/6 English. So that's half-white half-Miscellaneous.
There are Cajuns and Creoles in Louisiana and all up and down Appalachia telling the Census they're "American" who don't get all the lucky breaks she got.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 30, 2025 04:40 PM (gKWVE)

US blacks never really considered her black.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2025 04:42 PM (8avO+)

137 If they aren't allowed to visit where their homes were, do they still have to pay property taxes on it?

Posted by: Virginia SoCon



Yes, the bills were already sent out.

Posted by: Thomans Paine



Further, the bills are based on last year's valuation, and if they don't pay, the land is subject to liens and potential seizure.

Posted by: Thomans Paine at July 30, 2025 04:43 PM (Vfq+S)

138
Serious question: is there ONE objectively positive Gavin Newsom accomplishment during his time as CA governor? Just one?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 30, 2025 04:41 PM (f61hu)

__________

Has not been indicted. Yet.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2025 04:43 PM (HZi96)

139 "For now, my leadership and public service will not be in elected office."

Okay, which one of you wise-alecks told her?!

Posted by: Bombadil at July 30, 2025 04:43 PM (MX0bI)

140 The one thing about electing Kamala as governor of California.

California will have resisted the urge to vote for one of the heirs of the families that were the bad guys in Polanski's Chinatown.

Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2025 04:43 PM (Q4cxx)

141 nest had a radiation level 10 times

Tell Me more.

Posted by: Hank Pym at July 30, 2025 04:43 PM (PMJuY)

142 >>I want a woman to win but afraid the country at large isn't ready yet.


Such a shame as they are usually so sensible.

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2025 04:43 PM (NjhIg)

143 Serious question: is there ONE objectively positive Gavin Newsom accomplishment during his time as CA governor? Just one?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 30, 2025 04:41 PM (f61hu)

Does having a recall election forced on him count?

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2025 04:43 PM (8avO+)

144 97 Back in from mowing the lawn. I overexerted myself. Not feeling good at all.

Be careful. I've reached the stage in life that I no longer feel guilty about paying someone to do stuff.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2025 04:36 PM (Riz8t)

wait wait wait

you actually pay someone to get on your lawn?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 30, 2025 04:43 PM (f61hu)

145 Has not been indicted. Yet.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Woohoo!

Posted by: every Illinois governor since the 1990s at July 30, 2025 04:44 PM (gKWVE)

146 I think there’s a misconception among many that she would have been a shoe-in. . . .
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison

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Uh, DU people . . . it's shoo-in, not "shoe-in." You "shoo" flies away from pie; you don't "shoe" them.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 30, 2025 04:44 PM (omVj0)

147 My guess is some cushy guest lecture gig at UCLA.

People don't realize - almost every job she had, for decades, was shit she was just appointed to, or shit she rode in on someone else's coattails. She has rarely, if ever showed any leadership or popularity with the public. the joke early in her career was that she was appointed to every commission in California.

I think she expects to go back to that - being appointed to private foundations and charities, etc.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at July 30, 2025 04:44 PM (gDhA9)

148 If they aren't allowed to visit where their homes were, do they still have to pay property taxes on it?

Posted by: Virginia SoCon



Yes, the bills were already sent out.

Posted by: Thomans Paine



Further, the bills are based on last year's valuation, and if they don't pay, the land is subject to liens and potential seizure.
Posted by: Thomans Paine at July 30, 2025 04:43 PM (Vfq+S)
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Also, I believe they were hitting people with cleanup tickets earlier.

Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2025 04:44 PM (Q4cxx)

149 No respect.
Posted by: Pat Paulsen at July 30, 2025 04:28 PM (PiwSw)

Pfft.

Bill the Cat & Opus

Àaackkk pttft!

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at July 30, 2025 04:44 PM (pvAU4)

150 >>Some wise advice I once received is to never think of your primary home as an investment property.


Name me another investment where you get to shelter the profits from taxation.

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2025 04:44 PM (NjhIg)

151 When Kamala Harris says "service," I think she means something much different than the typical use of the term.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at July 30, 2025 04:45 PM (x0NqF)

152
improve the system from within
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The "colonialism" they so supposedly despise.
Posted by: ...

Gentrify!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2025 04:45 PM (63Dwl)

153 144 Ha!

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Vigor at July 30, 2025 04:45 PM (klf3J)

154 Weiner-Holder '28!

It's not too late! Make it happen, Dems!

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at July 30, 2025 04:45 PM (KJtKw)

155 Darrell Harris: "Serious question: is there ONE objectively positive Gavin Newsom accomplishment during his time as CA governor? Just one?"

Serious answer: he mastered hair gel

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 30, 2025 04:45 PM (gLikB)

156
And the same grifters that threaten the homeowners with arrest will protec the squatters...citing "protections provided under state law". Not a soul in California has any respect for "law"--its merely a tool they use to punish others while grifting.
Posted by: Crusader at July 30, 2025 04:37 PM

As noted cruelty expert VDH has frequently lamented, the state lets criminals do pretty much whatever they want while fining and punishing the law abiding. They punish the misdemeanors while excusing the felonies of the more favored constituents.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 30, 2025 04:45 PM (QsMb/)

157 >>Once you're the vice president of the United States, there's only one place to go--it's president," Rep. Jimmy Gomez (D., Calif) told CNN.

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Nonsense. You can always squeeze in a failed gubernatorial race.

Posted by: Zombie Richard Nixon at July 30, 2025 04:46 PM (wzAuc)

158
The country is not ready for a cocksucking, drunken halfwit either.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2025 04:39 PM (i24o9)

2008 to 2016 begs to differ on two of three.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2025 04:46 PM (RLuzd)

159 Anyone who voted/would vote for Kamala should just admit that all they care about is abortion. There isn't a single reason to prefer Kamala to a potted plant other than the understanding that Kamala will defend/promote abortion and the potted plant won't.
Posted by: Crusader at July 30, 2025 04:42 PM (TN0g+)

Kamala would toss out abortion in a nanosecond if the Dem powers that be decided that they were gonna be right to life. This doesn't separate her from anyone.

Democrat voters vote for the nominee that is selected and will make up reasons why later.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2025 04:46 PM (8avO+)

160 Says she might create her own PAC/ 501(3)c

Who the he'll is going to give her money to spend/manage after the last campaign?

She eff'n nuts to think she can line up donors.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 30, 2025 04:46 PM (FxH7T)

161 The country is not ready for a cocksucking, drunken halfwit either. Come back with a Marie Curie and maybe you'll have a case.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

Marie had a glowing resume, at the very least.

Posted by: Radiating Competence at July 30, 2025 04:46 PM (G5+As)

162 "I've reached the stage in life that I no longer feel guilty about paying someone to do stuff."

Prompts the question: What do you pay to get your lawn mowed? Do you contract for a season, or do you pay per?

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Vigor at July 30, 2025 04:46 PM (klf3J)

163 146 Correct spelling is racist, Wolfus.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2025 04:46 PM (77rzZ)

164 Did Harris release her 23andme results? She's half Tamil Brahman so that's probably 1/6 Aryan, 2/6 Dravidian. Father is mixed race Jamaican from what I saw so, let's say, 1/6 black 2/6 English. So that's half-white half-Miscellaneous.
There are Cajuns and Creoles in Louisiana and all up and down Appalachia telling the Census they're "American" who don't get all the lucky breaks she got.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 30, 2025 04:40 PM (gKWVE)
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Possibly white.

Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2025 04:46 PM (Q4cxx)

165 > nest had a radiation level 10 times
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Great, radioactive wasps. "Hey, why's my arm glowing after this sting and why am I so nauseous"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2025 04:46 PM (Q4IgG)

166 2008 to 2016 begs to differ on two of three.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2025 04:46 PM (RLuzd)

Fair distinction. Thanks, W.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2025 04:46 PM (i24o9)

167 118 Sounds like Harris is trying to run a version of the Bernie Sanders grift.

Problem is she doesn't have any real constituency except maybe for some kind of Granny Blowjob Only Fans site.

Sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 30, 2025 04:39 PM (iJfKG)

OnlyGums?

Posted by: mishdog at July 30, 2025 04:47 PM (fztAT)

168 >>Some wise advice I once received is to never think of your primary home as an investment property.


Name me another investment where you get to shelter the profits from taxation.

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2025 04:44 PM (NjhIg)

then its a tax shelter not an investment.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2025 04:47 PM (8avO+)

169 There is no evidence that she's ever demonstrated leadership on anything.

Service, on the other hand...I think we should ask Willie Brown about the quality of her service. He'd know.

Posted by: ballistic at July 30, 2025 04:47 PM (3BwY8)

170
People don't realize - almost every job she had, for decades, was shit she was just appointed to, or shit she rode in on someone else's coattails. She has rarely, if ever showed any leadership or popularity with the public. the joke early in her career was that she was appointed to every commission in California.

Qualifies for First Lady.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2025 04:47 PM (63Dwl)

171 "I've reached the stage in life that I no longer feel guilty about paying someone to do stuff."

Butt stuff?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 30, 2025 04:47 PM (rleWK)

172 Problem is she doesn't have any real constituency except maybe for some kind of Granny Blowjob Only Fans site.

Sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 30, 2025 04:39 PM (iJfKG)

OnlyGums?

Posted by: mishdog at July 30, 2025 04:47 PM (fztAT)

OnlyGamGams.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2025 04:47 PM (i24o9)

173 155 Darrell Harris: "Serious question: is there ONE objectively positive Gavin Newsom accomplishment during his time as CA governor? Just one?"

Serious answer: he mastered hair gel
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 30, 2025 04:45 PM (gLikB)

As my Gen Z son would say: fair.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 30, 2025 04:48 PM (f61hu)

174 "For now, my leadership and public service will not be in elected office."


They weren't before either.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2025 04:48 PM (W/lyH)

175 Why is it that failed politicians don't want to do the obvious thing, and get a real job? One where they have to actually work 8 hours a day, 5 days a week.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2025 04:48 PM (0Htd1)

176 "I've reached the stage in life that I no longer feel guilty about paying someone to do stuff."

Butt stuff?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 30, 2025 04:47 PM (rleWK)

Some people can't give it away for free.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2025 04:48 PM (i24o9)

177 "You don't support grifting?"

No I don't!
DC should have a fence put around it with guards.

Trump can run the country from Florida.

Posted by: Case at July 30, 2025 04:48 PM (q3kYF)

178 "(Kamala) doesn't really want any office where she'd be expected to actually perform or make decisions."

Same as Mochelle. The Never-Gonna-Be Great Black Female POTUS Hopes of the Democrats. Now both can spend all their time being paid enough to keep them in vodka and chauffeured armored Suburbans, while throwing divisive anti-white, anti-men, pro-open borders, anti-Joo, pro-abortion, pro-communism verbal bombs, cheered-on by the Usual Idiots.

Posted by: Gref at July 30, 2025 04:49 PM (aBgBM)

179 Serious question: is there ONE objectively positive Gavin Newsom accomplishment during his time as CA governor? Just one?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 30, 2025 04:41 PM (f61hu)

Yes, he showed everyone that rules are only for the disfavored peons not for the ruling class.
Dining at Per Se or wherever it was that he had dinner during the lockdowns.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 30, 2025 04:49 PM (QsMb/)

180 In the last thread, a topic came up saying Zillow ridiculously overprices properties. What about Realtor?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 30, 2025 04:49 PM (omVj0)

181 People don't realize - almost every job she had, for decades, was shit she was just appointed to, or shit she rode in on someone else's coattails. She has rarely, if ever showed any leadership or popularity with the public. the joke early in her career was that she was appointed to every commission in California.
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This, too, is the story of Swalwell. Who should be in Congress right now.

Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2025 04:49 PM (Q4cxx)

182 Radioactive spider gave us Spiderman
Radioactive wasps give us Waspman? More white supremacy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2025 04:49 PM (A7hgX)

183 So 4 More Years for Gavin?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 30, 2025 04:24 PM (Vvm2m)

Newsom is gone, he's a lame duck. Term limits.
Posted by: Oldcat

Heh.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at July 30, 2025 04:50 PM (HmEEe)

184 Name me another investment where you get to shelter the profits from taxation.

Posted by: garrett


If you are a federal official, like Granholm, you can make an insider deal for a company that you are on the board of, pocket millions, and then convert it tax free into a Roth.

She got millions of dollars of shares granted, then pushed a federal contract to her employer, then converted the funds. Not only tax free, but cost free.

Posted by: Thomans Paine at July 30, 2025 04:50 PM (Vfq+S)

185 Radioactive spider gave us Spiderman
Radioactive wasps give us Waspman? More white supremacy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2025 04:49 PM (A7hgX)

That's like double superpowers.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2025 04:50 PM (i24o9)

186 nest had a radiation level 10 times
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Didn't they make that movie back in the 50's?
Or was that the giant nuclear ants?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2025 04:50 PM (W/lyH)

187 I've been supporting Katie Porter all along and this move by Kamala Harris just opens up a better prospect for Katie.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions

Like. With a crane?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 30, 2025 04:50 PM (FxH7T)

188 She is unburdened.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2025 04:50 PM (+E+1g)

189 173 155 Darrell Harris: "Serious question: is there ONE objectively positive Gavin Newsom accomplishment during his time as CA governor? Just one?"

Serious answer: he mastered hair gel
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 30, 2025 04:45 PM (gLikB)

As my Gen Z son would say: fair.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 30, 2025 04:48 PM (f61hu)

Sure he did, Newsom...

...

...

...

... Nope.
I can't think of anything.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2025 04:50 PM (6ydKt)

190 "I've reached the stage in life that I no longer feel guilty about paying someone to do stuff."

Butt stuff?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 30, 2025 04:47 PM (rleWK)
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"He...obliged them, milud"

Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2025 04:51 PM (Q4cxx)

191 Darrell Harris: "Serious question: is there ONE objectively positive Gavin Newsom accomplishment during his time as CA governor? Just one?"

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He progressed hand-dancing to an artform.

Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2025 04:51 PM (Q4cxx)

192 Radioactive Wasp Man!

Posted by: Max Power at July 30, 2025 04:52 PM (q177U)

193 Newsom made the French Laundry famous

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2025 04:52 PM (A7hgX)

194 173 Yeah, I hate that “That’s fair” expression. My son says that all the time. Drives me nuts.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2025 04:52 PM (77rzZ)

195 Them! was the giant ants. They should have let the ants have LA in hindsight.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2025 04:52 PM (+E+1g)

196 Radioactive spider gave us Spiderman
Radioactive wasps give us Waspman? More white supremacy
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2025 04:49 PM (A7hgX)


Radioactive termites. Termiteman!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2025 04:52 PM (W/lyH)

197 Channeling LeBron is she …

Taking my talents elsewhere

Posted by: browndog barfing on the carpet at July 30, 2025 04:52 PM (64BiG)

198 This entire story is hilarious! Kamala has no chance of ever getting a position that she has to work for. The idea of her actually running for President again, ever, is so beyond laughable as to be ridiculous. If even California doesn't want her, what other state does?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2025 04:52 PM (uWKK8)

199 193 Newsom made the French Laundry famous
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2025 04:52 PM (A7hgX)

That's the one, I don't know why I thought it was Per Se?

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 30, 2025 04:53 PM (QsMb/)

200 We still should be mocking Swalwell just because he always deserves to be mocked. But I just watched the video and I understand why it was just 135lbs as he was talking through what I would describe as a light warm up. Not as bad as the mocking described but again if you can piss off a Commie one should do it.

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2025 04:53 PM (VofaG)

201 If Godzilla could talk, it would sound just like the x vice president.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at July 30, 2025 04:53 PM (hX3mo)

202 Qualifies for First Lady.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2025

***
Barely.

And I hate to use the word "bare" in connection with Kammie-Ha-Ha.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 30, 2025 04:53 PM (omVj0)

203 194 173 Yeah, I hate that “That’s fair” expression. My son says that all the time. Drives me nuts.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2025 04:52 PM (77rzZ)

That's fair.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2025 04:53 PM (6ydKt)

204 You really need to watch the Japanese live action Spiderman.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2025 04:54 PM (+E+1g)

205 nerdygirl: "Why is it that failed politicians don't want to do the obvious thing, and get a real job?"

Not to state the obvious, but they don't want a real job. Being chosen "popular" is work enough. That's it. That's all the responsibility most of them desire. Like paid vacation where staff does the thinking and said politician poses for photos.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 30, 2025 04:54 PM (gLikB)

206 194 173 Yeah, I hate that “That’s fair” expression. My son says that all the time. Drives me nuts.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2025 04:52 PM (77rzZ)

That's fair.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2025 04:53 PM (6ydKt)
---
In fairness, yes.

Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2025 04:54 PM (Q4cxx)

207 And we haven't commented much (although we have a little bit) on the revelation that we don't see Hillary much anymore because yeah, she really IS sick as hell. Besides all the other problems, type II diabetes. I think it's unlikely that she makes it another 5 years.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2025 04:54 PM (uWKK8)

208 Imagine your situational awareness being so lacking that you haven't yet figured out that your are in the lower 10% for competency and innate talent.

I don't think I'm embellishing in the least when I refer to Kamala Harris as borderline functionally retarded.

Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2025 04:54 PM (dIske)

209 From Wikipedia:

"Swarm (Fritz von Meyer) is a supervillain appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. The character's entire body is composed of bees,[3] and is mainly featured as an enemy of Spider-Man.[4]"

Posted by: Max Power at July 30, 2025 04:54 PM (q177U)

210 If Godzilla could talk, it would sound just like the x vice president.
Posted by: Dreamingrobot at July 30, 2025

***
No, he'd have a colossal deep voice like James Earl Jones turned up to 11.

Though he might well utter things like "Unburdened By What Has Been."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 30, 2025 04:55 PM (omVj0)

211 Gojira makes better mouth sounds than Kamala.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2025 04:55 PM (+E+1g)

212 Shoo-fly Pie and Apple-Pan Dowdy makes your eyes light up and your tummy say "Howdy!

Posted by: Pat Paulsen at July 30, 2025 04:55 PM (PiwSw)

213 I think it's unlikely that she makes it another 5 years.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2025 04:54 PM (uWKK

That's sad. Anyway . . . .

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2025 04:55 PM (i24o9)

214 Rahm Emmanual will run in '28.

Ballet dancer with 9 fingers.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 30, 2025 04:56 PM (IifOV)

215 Did Harris release her 23andme results? She's half Tamil Brahman so that's probably 1/6 Aryan, 2/6 Dravidian. Father is mixed race Jamaican from what I saw so, let's say, 1/6 black 2/6 English. So that's half-white half-Miscellaneous.
There are Cajuns and Creoles in Louisiana and all up and down Appalachia telling the Census they're "American" who don't get all the lucky breaks she got.
Posted by: gKWVE


Kamala's father - Donald Jasper Harris.
Donald Jasper Harris's paternal grandmother, born Christiana Brown, told Harris that she was descended from Irish-born plantation owner Hamilton Brown (1776–1843), who founded the local Anglican Church where she is buried.


Wiki has the meats.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2025 04:57 PM (t7hQH)

216 107 At AP: "Employees who routinely check radiation levels at the Savannah River Site near Aiken found a wasp nest on July 3 ...
The nest had a radiation level 10 times what is allowed by federal regulations, officials said."

In related news, the Dept of Energy has wasp nest regulations.
Posted by: Lithiated gp

-----------
1. They have a standard for allowable radiation in wasp nests?
2. They routinely check local wast nests?

3. This is probably from wasp using something from inside facility to build nest. They either use mud or fiber and I guess could be either. Probably not a big deal as the stuff was probably known radioactive and they may have even seen wasps digging in it and that is why they checked.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at July 30, 2025 04:57 PM (WViZ/)

217 146 Correct spelling is racist, Wolfus.
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2025

***
Then I guess I'm racist, then. Glad that's settled. Who's up for some pie?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 30, 2025 04:57 PM (omVj0)

218 Instead of arguing Trump's policies with people, I will say: "Just curious: where do you get your news?"

Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 30, 2025 04:58 PM (5wSwv)

219 214 Rahm Emmanual will run in '28.

Ballet dancer with 9 fingers.
Posted by: Frank Barone at July 30, 2025 04:56 PM (IifOV)

The guy was US Ambassador to Japan under Biden(!). I'm surprised that the Japanese didn't think that he was Yakuza.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 30, 2025 04:58 PM (f61hu)

220 In the last thread, a topic came up saying Zillow ridiculously overprices properties. What about Realtor?

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I don't know that they intentionally over-price, but because they use algorithms, they can't "price" things with the degree of precision you'd want if you were going to sell. Its a computerized estimate, and the accuracy of the estimate depends on how similar the homes are around you that recently sold. Nobody should ever sell a property based on a "zestimate" or other computer-generated suggestion.

Posted by: Crusader at July 30, 2025 04:58 PM (TN0g+)

221 The cure for an erection that lasts more than six hours is a tape loop of Kamala and Hillary's cackles

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 30, 2025 04:58 PM (wBaIH)

222 And we haven't commented much (although we have a little bit) on the revelation that we don't see Hillary much anymore because yeah, she really IS sick as hell.

Besides all the other problems, type II diabetes. I think it's unlikely that she makes it another 5 years.
Posted by: Tom Servo


So, anyway...

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2025 04:58 PM (t7hQH)

223
Newsom made the French Laundry famous
Posted by: Smell the Glove

He should have eaten at the German Car Wash.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2025 04:58 PM (63Dwl)

224 154 Weiner-Holder '28!

It's not too late! Make it happen, Dems!
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at July 30, 2025 04:45 PM (KJtKw)

Wouldn't that just be Hunter?

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 30, 2025 04:59 PM (1Gsou)

225 Hawley's bill to prohibit Congresscritters from trading stocks has cleared committee.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 30, 2025 04:59 PM (qpyNK)

226 Beshear, Spartacus, Walz and Newsome will run. Maybe Fake Pochahontas to get a woman in the Dem primaries.

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2025 04:59 PM (VofaG)

227 I bet JD is worried sick.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Can you imagine a '28 Presidential debate with JD and Hunter? You could pay off the national debt by putting it on pay per view. The funniest comedy routine evah!

Posted by: Cheri at July 30, 2025 04:59 PM (oiNtH)

228 > He should have eaten at the German Car Wash.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2025 04:58 PM (63Dwl)

The Pakistani Squat Toilet.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 30, 2025 04:59 PM (qpyNK)

229 Yeah, Rahm danced the ballet, but he also volunteered for the IDF, so he's no sissy.
Like how Dwight Eisenhower used to cheerlead.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 30, 2025 05:00 PM (gKWVE)

230 In the last thread, a topic came up saying Zillow ridiculously overprices properties. What about Realtor?

-------
I don't know that they intentionally over-price, but because they use algorithms, they can't "price" things with the degree of precision you'd want if you were going to sell. Its a computerized estimate, and the accuracy of the estimate depends on how similar the homes are around you that recently sold. Nobody should ever sell a property based on a "zestimate" or other computer-generated suggestion.
Posted by: Crusader


Look up the property address on the county tax rolls. See what they are valuing the property for. That's who counts.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2025 05:00 PM (t7hQH)

231 She's licking her wounds--and maybe contemplating going back to her political roots and licking Willie Brown.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 30, 2025 05:00 PM (cB7nX)

232 > 226 Beshear, Spartacus, Walz and Newsome will run. Maybe Fake Pochahontas to get a woman in the Dem primaries.
Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2025 04:59 PM (VofaG)

Klobber has been unusually noisy the last few weeks.

She's running again, bet on it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 30, 2025 05:00 PM (qpyNK)

233 33 This is puzzling to me. Maybe they really do want to "move on" from her. She will get some nice book deal(s) at least but I figure she wants more like what ace described
Posted by: ... at July 30, 2025 04:27 PM (RLuzd)

This is puzzling? You're kidding, right? Let's be blunt - she's a stupid whore. Literally. She has never been anything but a stupid whore, eager to do anything powerful men pay her to do. That's the only trick she's had her entire life.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2025 05:01 PM (uWKK8)

234
At AP: "Employees who routinely check radiation levels at the Savannah River Site near Aiken found a wasp nest on July 3 ...
The nest had a radiation level 10 times what is allowed by federal regulations, officials said."

In related news, the Dept of Energy has wasp nest regulations.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Vigor

===============

Well, I'm glad you didn't change the channel.

Posted by: Outer Limits Narrator at July 30, 2025 05:02 PM (5eIrT)

235 Look up the property address on the county tax rolls. See what they are valuing the property for. That's who counts.
-------

In many areas its not a valid predictor of market price.

Posted by: Crusader at July 30, 2025 05:02 PM (TN0g+)

236

Cincinnati Councilmember Says Whites 'Begged For Beatdown'

https://t.ly/GzVmk

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2025 05:02 PM (63Dwl)

237 211 Gojira makes better mouth sounds than Kamala.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2025 04:55 PM (+E+1g)

Not according to Willie Brown!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2025 05:02 PM (uWKK8)

238 > That's the only trick she's had her entire life.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2025 05:01 PM (uWKK

It's always a sad experience for stupid whore when she realizes that no one wants to fuck her any more.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 30, 2025 05:02 PM (qpyNK)

239 @214 Rahm might run but he has no chance as 1) he's somewhat rational and 2) he's Jewish, not exactly a favored minority by the Dems these days

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2025 05:03 PM (A7hgX)

240 This slutwhore can’t win CA, and may even hurt the undercard, but she’s viable in 2028? Pull this one and it shits on the rug. She’s so done as any kind of candidate. Except maybe Head Nurse.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 30, 2025 05:03 PM (1fKd8)

241 226 Beshear, Spartacus, Walz and Newsome will run. Maybe Fake Pochahontas to get a woman in the Dem primaries.
Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2025 04:59 PM (VofaG)

Klobber has been unusually noisy the last few weeks.

She's running again, bet on it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 30, 2025 05:00 PM (qpyNK)

Most of who will run are doing it for the money like Bernie always did. He had no desire to run in the general much less become President. That's why he sabotaged his own campaign each time.

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2025 05:03 PM (VofaG)

242 >>>The country is not ready for a cocksucking, drunken halfwit either.

some of us are

Posted by: Guy Who Really Needs a "Piece" If You Know What I'm Sayin' at July 30, 2025 05:03 PM (KRtlO)

243 1. They have a standard for allowable radiation in wasp nests?
2. They routinely check local wast nests?

3. This is probably from wasp using something from inside facility to build nest. They either use mud or fiber and I guess could be either. Probably not a big deal as the stuff was probably known radioactive and they may have even seen wasps digging in it and that is why they checked.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at July 30, 2025 04:57 PM


Remember these are the same idiots that would bury canned goods in the target zone during the atomic bomb tests in the 50's and 60's and proceed give them to people to eat to see if there were any adverse effects.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 30, 2025 05:03 PM (e5NfL)

244 Shits-Like-Buffalo isn't going to do anything in the 2028 primaries except beat her tom-tom and spoil the races. She was born in 1949.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 30, 2025 05:03 PM (gKWVE)

245 216 -----------
1. They have a standard for allowable radiation in wasp nests?
2. They routinely check local wast nests?

3. This is probably from wasp using something from inside facility to build nest. They either use mud or fiber and I guess could be either. Probably not a big deal as the stuff was probably known radioactive and they may have even seen wasps digging in it and that is why they checked.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at July 30, 2025 04:57 PM (WViZ/)

I think it's more like they have standards for radioactive anything. All the historic DOE nuclear sites are required to test animal scat, pools of water, dead animals, etc. for radioactivity levels. There was a site a few decades ago that had radioactive fruit flies. They then try to trace to the origin of the radioactivity. For the wasps, if they were using mud, that probably means that they were collecting it from a wet area that was seeping radioactive waste.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at July 30, 2025 05:03 PM (a/dOO)

246
Steve Hilton hardest hit ...

Crap, I was so looking forward to her Burning Down what's left of Califzuela -- and The Memes -- but mostly The Memes.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Marshall Plan is MORTE! at July 30, 2025 05:03 PM (hbKLn)

247 Can you imagine a '28 Presidential debate with JD and Hunter? You could pay off the national debt by putting it on pay per view. The funniest comedy routine evah!
Posted by: Cheri

Why? They are both veterans.

Posted by: Support Your Local Penguin at July 30, 2025 05:03 PM (G5+As)

248 >>>The country is not ready for a cocksucking, drunken halfwit either.

some of us are

Posted by: Guy Who Really Needs a "Piece" If You Know What I'm Sayin' at July 30, 2025 05:03 PM (KRtlO)

That's fair.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2025 05:04 PM (i24o9)

249 Harris is done nationally. At best, she'll get a useless CA state legislature seat.

Posted by: Halfhand at July 30, 2025 05:04 PM (u4o47)

250 Willie Brown already gave his thumbs down on her for Gov. publicly. He already got what she was good at and that was a long time ago.

Posted by: Cheri at July 30, 2025 05:05 PM (oiNtH)

251 248 >>>The country is not ready for a cocksucking, drunken halfwit either.

some of us are

Posted by: Guy Who Really Needs a "Piece" If You Know What I'm Sayin' at July 30, 2025 05:03 PM (KRtlO)

That's fair.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2025 05:04 PM (i24o9)

This place. The absolute best.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 30, 2025 05:05 PM (f61hu)

252 A Harris podcast might be the funniest thing on the web, at least for a few episodes

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2025 05:06 PM (A7hgX)

253 249 Harris is done nationally. At best, she'll get a useless CA state legislature seat.
Posted by: Halfhand at July 30, 2025 05:04 PM (u4o47)

I doubt it. Remember, she will never actually work for anything, but there will always be a few up and coming leftists willing to work the neighborhoods like hell for that grubby little seat. Nobody wants a loser hanging around.

(same reason Beat-o is finished, and he had a lot more going for him than she ever did)

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2025 05:06 PM (uWKK8)

254 > Radioactive termites. Termiteman!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2025 04:52 PM (W/lyH)

Barnacle Man. Scraped himself on a radioactive barnacle in the outflow of a nuclear power plant.

Super power: clinging to the hulls of vessels below the water line, thus slightly reducing their speed and fuel economy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 30, 2025 05:06 PM (qpyNK)

255 She should go back to the private sector.
Oh wait, she’s only known “public service” as a profession.

BUMMER!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2025 05:06 PM (Hkcdp)

256 Vodka doesn't come in a box.

Oooh, look at Mr. Hoity Toity.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 30, 2025 05:06 PM (/y8xj)

257
Harris has a historical claim to being the first Vice President of the United States to get screwed by Willie Brown.

Unless Spiro Agnew has a more sordid past than I thought.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 30, 2025 05:06 PM (IifOV)

258 Name me another investment where you get to shelter the profits from taxation.
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Depends on how honest you want to be with the feds.

But pretty much any business with proper use of "expenses." I mean, it's a myth that your business must show a profit.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 30, 2025 05:07 PM (lDIPK)

259 I'll Be Keeping My Options Open for Any Other Ways I Can Serve the People In the Future

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The Califzuela Legislature can always use a good & experienced old Lot Lizard ... again.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Marshall Plan is MORTE! at July 30, 2025 05:07 PM (hbKLn)

260 Klobuchar smacked back Spartacus. Fight, Fight, Fight!

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2025 05:07 PM (A7hgX)

261
1. They have a standard for allowable radiation in wasp nests?
2. They routinely check local wast nests?

THOSE!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2025 05:07 PM (63Dwl)

262 > Radioactive termites. Termiteman!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2025 04:52 PM (W/lyH)

Barnacle Man. Scraped himself on a radioactive barnacle in the outflow of a nuclear power plant.

Super power: clinging to the hulls of vessels below the water line, thus slightly reducing their speed and fuel economy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 30, 2025 05:06 PM (qpyNK)

Meh.

Posted by: Particle Man at July 30, 2025 05:07 PM (i24o9)

263 California's going to elect Democrat, Katie Porter as their next governor.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 30, 2025 05:07 PM (NpAcC)

264 Harris should co-host Michelle’s podcast, or join The View.
Yeahhhhh, that’s the ticket!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2025 05:08 PM (Hkcdp)

265 For the wasps, if they were using mud, that probably means that they were collecting it from a wet area that was seeping radioactive waste.

Like Mothra, but wasps.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 30, 2025 05:08 PM (7BtK7)

266 1. They have a standard for allowable radiation in wasp nests?
2. They routinely check local wast nests?

THOSE!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


DOGE still has work to do.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2025 05:08 PM (t7hQH)

267 219 214 Rahm Emmanual will run in '28.

Ballet dancer with 9 fingers.
Posted by: Frank Barone at July 30, 2025 04:56 PM (IifOV)

Nope, he's got the Harvey Korman problem (as stated in Blazing Saddles)

"naah.... Too Jewish!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2025 05:09 PM (uWKK8)

268
When someone suggested Kamala Harris go work in the private sector:

"I'm not doing prostitution!"

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 30, 2025 05:09 PM (IifOV)

269 1. They have a standard for allowable radiation in wasp nests?
2. They routinely check local wast nests?

THOSE!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


DOGE still has work to do.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2025 05:08 PM (t7hQH)

Well, the wasps aren't actually reporting it themselves, now are they?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2025 05:09 PM (i24o9)

270 Radioactive wasps in SC might explain Miss Lindsey

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2025 05:09 PM (A7hgX)

271 Weiner-Holder '28!

It's not too late! Make it happen, Dems!
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at July 30, 2025 04:45 PM (KJtKw)

Wouldn't that just be Hunter?
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 30, 2025 04:59 PM (1Gsou)
---------

Weiner-Hunter instead of Weiner-Holder?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 30, 2025 05:09 PM (tT6L1)

272 Weiner-Hunter instead of Weiner-Holder?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 30, 2025 05:09 PM (tT6L1)

Weiner-Harris would suck.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2025 05:10 PM (i24o9)

273 > 260 Klobuchar smacked back Spartacus. Fight, Fight, Fight!
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2025 05:07 PM (A7hgX)

Among the semi-famous Dems, she's probably the one I'd least like to get punched by. I mean, which would you rather be punched by, Klobber or Beatoff O'Cuck?

She has the look of a woman who's been in a bar fight or two over the years.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 30, 2025 05:10 PM (qpyNK)

274 When someone suggested Kamala Harris go work in the private sector:

"I'm not doing prostitution!"
Posted by: Frank Barone at July 30, 2025

***
Kammie, dear . . . just what do you think being a politician IS?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 30, 2025 05:10 PM (omVj0)

275 Can you imagine a '28 Presidential debate with JD and Hunter? You could pay off the national debt by putting it on pay per view. The funniest comedy routine evah!

"The significance of debate, if you just think about it, is just so significant..."

Posted by: Oddbob at July 30, 2025 05:11 PM (/y8xj)

276 Baggage . Baggage ? What an interesting way to say moving truck.

Posted by: Edward at July 30, 2025 05:11 PM (9gg3L)

277 Like Mothra, but wasps.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats

Has anyone checked the reptiles?

Posted by: Gamera, Friend To All Japanese Children at July 30, 2025 05:11 PM (G5+As)

278 Klobuchar smacked back Spartacus. Fight, Fight, Fight!

-----

I missed this one--what did she do?

Posted by: Crusader at July 30, 2025 05:11 PM (TN0g+)

279 Weiner-Holder '28!

It's not too late! Make it happen, Dems!
Posted by: Sasquatch


Weiner-Bunn '28

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2025 05:12 PM (t7hQH)

280 206 194 173 Yeah, I hate that “That’s fair” expression. My son says that all the time. Drives me nuts.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2025 04:52 PM (77rzZ)

That's fair.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2025 04:53 PM (6ydKt)
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In fairness, yes.
Posted by: Axeman

To be fair.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 30, 2025 05:12 PM (W2Pud)

281 just what do you think being a politician IS?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

PUBLIC-sector prostitution

Posted by: gKWVE at July 30, 2025 05:13 PM (gKWVE)

282 Limp-Weiner '28!

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2025 05:13 PM (g47mK)

283
Miss Dot is trying to climb into my lap. She won't leave until I pet her. But if I pet her, she won't leave.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2025 05:13 PM (HZi96)

284 @278 she got pissed about some bill that she had sponsored and Booker did nothing to help. Then he spouted out his nonsense about fighting Trump. She yelled that he wasn't there when it mattered

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2025 05:13 PM (A7hgX)

285 That's fair.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2025 04:53 PM (6ydKt)
---
In fairness, yes.
Posted by: Axeman
---
To be fair.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Mirror, mirror on the wall...

Posted by: gKWVE at July 30, 2025 05:14 PM (gKWVE)

286 Weiner-Bunn '28
Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2025 05:12
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Heh. Hot dog and a coffee maker. Winning.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 30, 2025 05:14 PM (hoCmQ)

287
Courtesan. That sounds classier.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2025 05:15 PM (HZi96)

288 Even big snake Brown wants nothing to do with Kamala.

Kill shot quote "“There’s just so many really talented people thinking about that job,” Brown said, singling out former Los Angeles mayoral candidate and businessman Rick Caruso as someone with “great executive potential.”

https://is.gd/Oqo59J

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 30, 2025 05:15 PM (XJZU6)

289 Hunter - Weiner 28
Pete Butt , hey that's my niche

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2025 05:15 PM (A7hgX)

290 Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2025 05:01 PM (uWKK

You mean evil power hungry social climbing cuntrag

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2025 05:15 PM (RLuzd)

291 She's not just a HasBeen, she's really a NeverWas.

Go away Kamala. Nobody wants you. NO-BODY.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 30, 2025 05:15 PM (mZ/55)

292 I can write the last chapter in this woman's book:

She will, eventually, become affiliated with minority non-profit organization. They will pretend she's in charge, but she will only be providing her name and not have anything to do with day to day operations other than attending fund raising parties and showing up sporadically at related events. She will have an exorbitant non-public salary and continue in her life as someone who gets everything handed to her without doing a lick of work.

That's who she is, and that's not going to change.

Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2025 05:16 PM (dIske)

293 Courtesan. That sounds classier.

Strumpet. That sounds more accurate.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 30, 2025 05:16 PM (/y8xj)

294 292 I can write the last chapter in this woman's book:

She will, eventually, become affiliated with minority non-profit organization. They will pretend she's in charge, but she will only be providing her name and not have anything to do with day to day operations other than attending fund raising parties and showing up sporadically at related events. She will have an exorbitant non-public salary and continue in her life as someone who gets everything handed to her without doing a lick of work.

That's who she is, and that's not going to change.

Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2025 05:16 PM (dIske)

So, the minority version of Al Gore...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 30, 2025 05:16 PM (tOcjL)

295 Let me guess - she is just about to make some very expensive art.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at July 30, 2025 05:16 PM (gDhA9)

296 Borrowing from the Critical Drinker movie reviewer,"Go away now."

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 30, 2025 05:17 PM (XJZU6)

297 Luke 22:27

Jesus says, " I come among you as one who serves.." it gives me the he bee- jeebies when politicians appropriate this language . It's one thing to say " I wish to serve as the Governor of -_____" but all this stuff about "serve the people " just sounds fake. I don't know if Kamala served anybody but herself ( Willie Brown etc jokes aside) .Does anyone take it seriously when Nancy Pelosi, insider trading Queen talks about "serving the people ."?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2025 05:17 PM (2GCMq)

298 294 292 I can write the last chapter in this woman's book:

She will, eventually, become affiliated with minority non-profit organization. They will pretend she's in charge, but she will only be providing her name and not have anything to do with day to day operations other than attending fund raising parties and showing up sporadically at related events. She will have an exorbitant non-public salary and continue in her life as someone who gets everything handed to her without doing a lick of work. That's who she is, and that's not going to change.
Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2025 05:16 PM (dIske)

Ding ding ding! I mean, that's how she worked as VP, and as Sentaor, and as an AG.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at July 30, 2025 05:18 PM (gDhA9)

299 She will, eventually, become affiliated with minority non-profit organization. They will pretend she's in charge, but she will only be providing her name and not have anything to do with day to day operations other than attending fund raising parties and showing up sporadically at related events. She will have an exorbitant non-public salary and continue in her life as someone who gets everything handed to her without doing a lick of work.

=====

That sounds like too much work

Posted by: Michelle Obama at July 30, 2025 05:18 PM (8AONa)

300 In reality, Kamkook has no freaking idea what she is doing on any given day. Loaded on pot, she giggles.

Maybe she should write a book! That might be fun!

I think unless she has major brain swapping she will always resort back to gobbledy goop blather undoing.

"I am choosing not to run for governor at this time. Time is fluid, and fluid can change. Change can change in the matrix of time. We travel in time to change, which is also fluid. I would like to time travel to a change of our values in future time, of which is our choosing."

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2025 05:18 PM (6PCLE)

301 She will, eventually, become affiliated with minority non-profit organization. They will pretend she's in charge, but she will only be providing her name and not have anything to do with day to day operations other than attending fund raising parties and showing up sporadically at related events. She will have an exorbitant non-public salary and continue in her life as someone who gets everything handed to her without doing a lick of work.

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Yes, and in spite of how little will be expected of her and in spite of her delivering at levels even below those expectations, she will still be *massively* over-paid. "Other people's money" is never managed well, even at "let's save the planet" organizations.

Posted by: Crusader at July 30, 2025 05:18 PM (TN0g+)

302 There are plenty of cocks to suck above the glass ceiling.

You go, Kamala!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 30, 2025 05:19 PM (u/fjM)

303 >>>I previously concluded that she is trying to interest donors into setting her up in "charity" grift in which she will be paid a salary, given luxury offices, have travel and hotel paid for worldwide tours, and have a 24-hour-per-day professional chauffeur service.

I pledge to never run for president if anyone hooks me up with this grift.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 30, 2025 05:19 PM (uCjyK)

304
Lmao Christy!

Posted by: fourseasons at July 30, 2025 05:19 PM (3ek7K)

305 You know-- the exact same grift they set up for Hillary Clinton and her mutant Deep One spawn Chelsea.

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TBF, they did name The Hubble Telescope in Chelsea's honor ... so she's got that going for her, h8r!

/

Posted by: ShainS -- The Marshall Plan is MORTE! at July 30, 2025 05:20 PM (OoyGE)

306 She will have an exorbitant non-public salary and continue in her life as someone who gets everything handed to her without doing a lick of work.
---
er... phrasing

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 30, 2025 05:20 PM (DnMuk)

307 But Kamala is willing to threaten runs for governor and the presidency (again) to get Democrat mega-donors to pay her to go away.

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The Hunter Biden crackhead strategy!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Marshall Plan is MORTE! at July 30, 2025 05:23 PM (OoyGE)

308 Too bad Senators Hawley and Schmitt are from the same state (not absolutely prohibited, but unstrategic).

I think many would salute if Hawley-Schmitt were run up the flagpole.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 30, 2025 05:23 PM (qpyNK)

309 The thing is given all of the things that were cut by DOGE the Dems don't have the $ to support people like Harris as just a useless old-timer. The NGOs are going broke as even the billionaire donors aren't helping. Bad timing Kneepads

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2025 05:23 PM (A7hgX)

310
"I am choosing not to run for governor at this time. Time is fluid, and fluid can change. Change can change in the matrix of time. We travel in time to change, which is also fluid. I would like to time travel to a change of our values in future time, of which is our choosing."

____________

"It reminds me of a string of wet sponges, it reminds me of tattered washing on the line; it reminds me of stale bean soup, of college yells, of dogs barking idiotically through endless nights. It is so bad that a kind of grandeur creeps into it. It drags itself out of the dark abysm of pish, and crawls insanely up the topmost pinnacle of tosh. It is rumble and bumble. It is balder and dash."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2025 05:24 PM (HZi96)

311 "Employees who routinely check radiation levels at the Savannah River Site near Aiken found a wasp nest on July 3 ...
The nest had a radiation level 10 times what is allowed by federal regulations, officials said."

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Uh oh. I've seen this movie. Radioactive Murder Wasps.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Lying Dogface Pony Soldier at July 30, 2025 05:25 PM (L/fGl)

312 Courtesan. That sounds classier.

Strumpet. That sounds more accurate.
Posted by: Oddbob


Companion - Firefly/Serenity

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2025 05:26 PM (t7hQH)

313 The thing is given all of the things that were cut by DOGE the Dems don't have the $ to support people like Harris as just a useless old-timer. The NGOs are going broke as even the billionaire donors aren't helping. Bad timing Kneepads
Posted by: Smell the Glove


Billionaire donors aren't spending their OWN money.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2025 05:27 PM (t7hQH)

314 "Watch close Biden ally & Democrat Senator Chris Coons' live creation."


HAH

Posted by: eleven at July 30, 2025 05:28 PM (fV+MH)

315 I really want to see Ric Grenell run for California Governor. At the very least it would determine if anything has shifted in the state based on recent leftist failures.

I think he would get blitzed by the usual suspects, but I think the Prez. would actually make a few trips to California to campaign on his behalf, which would be entertaining and interesting all by itself.

Trump trusts Grenell or he wouldn't have put him in the positions he has. Grenell, for his part, seems to value the relationship with Trump...going so far as to discuss his aspirations on being California gov. with him personally.

Grenell, should he win, would get steamrolled by the legislature at every turn, but he's no shrinking violet. So, that would be fun too. SOOOooooo Let's go Ric!!!!

Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2025 05:30 PM (dIske)

316 68
Back in from mowing the lawn. I overexerted myself. Not feeling good at all.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2025 04:32 PM (HZi96)


GatorAid is your friend. I chug a couple of quarts during and after mowing, along with a lot of water. I still feel like crap, but not quite as crappy. GatorAid - it has electrolytes! Plants crave it!

Posted by: a.moron at July 30, 2025 05:31 PM (Yt3ED)

317 Companion - Firefly/Serenity

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2025 05:26 PM (t7hQH)

--------------

Make a Season 2 with the Original Cast already (although they'd likely have to jettison that asshat Joss Whedon)!

/Required annual viewing in our household ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Marshall Plan is MORTE! at July 30, 2025 05:32 PM (94QNV)

318 This is Commie Lay we're talking about here, don't forget.

I'm going with "slattern".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 30, 2025 05:34 PM (qpyNK)

319 *should have said the SURVIVING Original Cast -- Although maybe you could bring those deceased back to life with AI?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Marshall Plan is MORTE! at July 30, 2025 05:34 PM (94QNV)

320 "It reminds me of a string of wet sponges, it reminds me of tattered washing on the line; it reminds me of stale bean soup, of college yells, of dogs barking idiotically through endless nights. It is so bad that a kind of grandeur creeps into it. It drags itself out of the dark abysm of pish, and crawls insanely up the topmost pinnacle of tosh. It is rumble and bumble. It is balder and dash."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2025 05:24 PM (HZi96)

+++++

Exquisite.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 30, 2025 05:35 PM (mba2y)

321 New Texas district map expected to eliminate 5 Dem House seats.

I'm sure the lawsuits are being ginned up as we speak.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 30, 2025 05:37 PM (qpyNK)

322 Sock off

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 30, 2025 05:38 PM (5eIrT)

323 Were I Trump I would not waste a nanosecond on California.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 30, 2025 05:39 PM (wBaIH)

324 Maybe it's been mentioned, but somebody needs to tell her she's no longer Vice President and therefore shouldn't be putting out statements as Vice President.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at July 30, 2025 05:47 PM (eYAt4)

325 We been served plenty already. Move along

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at July 30, 2025 05:55 PM (MH7rW)

326 WHOOAAA

Shocking US payroll report. Employment revisions downwards. "Too Late Powell" strikes again and DJT called it.

Posted by: mrp at August 01, 2025 09:06 AM (rj6Yv)

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