Ministry of Silly Dances Cafe

Horses enjoy the beach.

Turtle takes on a dog. Winner: Dog. Flawless Victory.

This turtle thinks a lawnmower is just a big, loud turtle and wants to say hello.

Octopus using its camouflage.

Lazy dog 1.

Lazy dog 2.

It's not a trick, Michael -- it's an illusion.

ICYMI: Dog has a Major League swing.

ICYMI: Nosy dogs.

Baby elephant charges, but then embarrasses himself.

Dog tries to wake up his paw.

Cat misses her passed dog brother.

Golden retriever meets his new puppy brother.

Duck and little dog play.

Moo-sic appreciation.

Cuddling with rhinos.

Oscar-winning performances from cats. ❤️😂 pic.twitter.com/sYufBLWzTn
— The Best (@Thebestfigen) June 16, 2025

Baby teaches dog about sprinklers
pic.twitter.com/N0QM5aGzAX
— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) June 17, 2025

Dog playing with his new best friendpic.twitter.com/VrQmFiKcHG
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) June 17, 2025

When you have to pee, but there's a queue. pic.twitter.com/0zJb8Cmwfz
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) June 13, 2025

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1 hmm

Posted by: toby928 at June 17, 2025 08:21 PM (jc0TO)

2 I have seen that top picture in my inlaws front pasture before on a clear night.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 08:23 PM (fxlwR)

3 ND.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 08:23 PM (P9gC0)

4 My goats did NOT want to be friends with the mower.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 17, 2025 08:23 PM (ULPxl)

5 Windmills in space. Cool.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 17, 2025 08:24 PM (Q4IgG)

6 Enjoying a glass of wine and knowing that 99.999% of what happened today is not going to change my life one iota.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 08:24 PM (DLqye)

7 It doesn't in real life, but I always think photos of the Milky Way look like a vagina.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2025 08:24 PM (KBAIt)

8 Thank you, Ace!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2025 08:24 PM (0sNs1)

9 Anyone know where John Conner is?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2025 08:24 PM (u73oe)

10
Willowed:

422 Tomcat was cool but the F15 and F18 were peak aircraft design.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 08:23 PM (A5bjg

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 08:24 PM (A5bjg)

11 AlaBAMA,

Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 17, 2025 08:25 PM (PiwSw)

12 g'night allayouse, ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 17, 2025 08:25 PM (/Ghsb)

13 Tortoises don't know sht about pursuit angles.

Posted by: eleven at June 17, 2025 08:26 PM (fV+MH)

14 I have seen that top picture in my inlaws front pasture before on a clear night.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 08:23 PM (fxlwR)

—————

Your in laws hung a picture in their front pasture?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2025 08:26 PM (u73oe)

15 11 AlaBAMA,

Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 17, 2025 08:25 PM (PiwSw

THANKYOU!

I couldn't remember that one. I need to rewatch that and Tank Girl.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2025 08:26 PM (A5bjg)

16 Your in laws hung a picture in their front pasture?
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Walked right into that one. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 08:27 PM (fxlwR)

17 I'm looking for the man that shot my paw.

Posted by: just the punchline at June 17, 2025 08:27 PM (2yoRf)

18 Evening.

Insty linked a Twatter with a rumor that MackMood Imadinnerjacket was killed in Tehran.

If that's true than good fucking riddance. Enjoy the barbed cock of Satan, you fucking bastard.

Anyway...

Ayatollah dead yet?

Posted by: Robert at June 17, 2025 08:28 PM (4jjip)

19
Erin Go Braless

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 17, 2025 08:28 PM (dNwZ7)

20 Florida strikes first.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2025 08:31 PM (u73oe)

21 For those of you with cats, how do you handle feeding?

In winter when they were outdoor cats, I kept Trumpy and Snowflake so fed, their weight increased 50%. Snowflake blew up to 12 pounds.

Snowflake is back and staying inside. I think I have to weigh her food and feed her twice a day.

Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 08:32 PM (jvJvP)

22 Thanks in advance...

Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 08:34 PM (jvJvP)

23 Ace, if you need a filler thread this week, surviving a nuclear apocalypse prepper thread.

Food prep: top AI recipes for hobo and squirrel jerky.

Movies/shows: Dr. Strangelove, Chernobyl, The Babushkas of Chernobyl, Fallout, The Day After, Rogue One, Blast from the Past, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

House Prep: how to cram enough shelves for Val-U-Rite and whiskey into your fallout shelter without collapsing them.

Posted by: LizLem at June 17, 2025 08:34 PM (Eng1Z)

24 Erin Go Braless
Posted by: Soothsayer
=====

Pantless, braless. As long as she keeps commenting I'm good.

Posted by: From about That Time at June 17, 2025 08:37 PM (n4GiU)

25 @23 Filler thread movie addition: Failsafe

House Prep: Safely storing bottles to deal with shocks and aftershocks.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 17, 2025 08:37 PM (S/Y4j)

26 Go ahead, assholes, nuke us. Maybe it'll make this damned rain stop for a few hours at least.

Seriously I haven't seen the sun since March. Come on. Do us a favor, nutbags.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 17, 2025 08:37 PM (BcT2b)

27 Space hunter has the great Michael Ironside as the bad guy.I remember seeing it in the theater, the 1980's 3d resurgence.

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2025 08:37 PM (YwEeS)

28 I let them open feed. They get wet food once a day and I leave kibble out. If Snowflake seems to be chowing down too much, just put the kibble up at a certain time.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 17, 2025 08:37 PM (AcTAo)

29 Best apocalypse movie is " The Book of Eli".

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 08:37 PM (DLqye)

30 Biden appointed federal judge issues order blocking Trump administration’s policy of requiring individuals use their biological sex on passports.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2025 08:38 PM (u73oe)

31 It doesn't in real life, but I always think photos of the Milky Way look like a vagina.
Posted by: BurtTC

Okay, I'll bite - what do Georgia O'Keefe paintings look like?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2025 08:38 PM (cYBz/)

32 You may think that baby is cute, but he's an isolationist.

Posted by: wat at June 17, 2025 08:38 PM (Dk542)

33 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 politics critiquer #bensonorbust @Politics_1999
Replying to @joma_gc @LinkofSunshine
It’s ok when we institute reconstruction 2.0 you will be forcibly reeducated until you renounce your cancerous ways
Jun 18, 2025 · 12:24 AM UTC

x.com/Politics_1999/status/1935131429505032510

Posted by: gKWVE at June 17, 2025 08:38 PM (gKWVE)

34 So is the lack of this evening’s projected Armageddon going to deprive me of my hookup with Solomia Maievska?

Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 08:38 PM (77rzZ)

35 My cats are not the type to over eat so i have bowls of food out all the time plus i give wet at mealtimes. You can look up to see if your cats are overweight -- the ones you have may just be working back to natural weight. You should be able to just feel the ribcage.

12 pounds is not too bad for a normal male cat, or even a female tho they are lighter than males by a few pounds. For wet a small 3.5 oz or a bit less per meal is about what mine eat per cat. 2 meals a day.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 08:39 PM (8avO+)

36 31 It doesn't in real life, but I always think photos of the Milky Way look like a vagina.
Posted by: BurtTC

Okay, I'll bite - what do Georgia O'Keefe paintings look like?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2025 08:38 PM (cYBz/)

Twix.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 17, 2025 08:39 PM (BcT2b)

37 9 Anyone know where John Conner is?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2025 08:24 PM (u73oe)

Shouldn't he be around 40 by now?

He should be with his wife in a bunker near Vegas somewhere by now.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2025 08:39 PM (6ydKt)

38 Videos

Posted by: Accomack at June 17, 2025 08:40 PM (FqNtp)

39 Oh, I guess I should say that I use those little ramkins, that you might bake an egg in, to hold kibble. So they have access to a little less than a cup of kibble.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 17, 2025 08:40 PM (AcTAo)

40 28 I let them open feed. They get wet food once a day and I leave kibble out. If Snowflake seems to be chowing down too much, just put the kibble up at a certain time.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 17, 2025 08:37 PM (AcTAo)

Thanks.

I'll also keep weighing her a couple of times a week like a pageant Mom.

I don't know what's happening long term...

Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 08:40 PM (jvJvP)

41 I let them open feed. They get wet food once a day and I leave kibble out. If Snowflake seems to be chowing down too much, just put the kibble up at a certain time.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 17, 2025 08:37 PM (AcTAo)

or use smaller bowls for the free feeding instead of measuring.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 08:40 PM (8avO+)

42 Go ahead, assholes, nuke us. Maybe it'll make this damned rain stop for a few hours at least.
--------
Who'll stop the rain??

Wet March here but a dry June so far. It's coldish at night though so the lawns have only started browning a few days ago.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2025 08:41 PM (2yoRf)

43 30 Biden appointed federal judge issues order blocking Trump administration’s policy of requiring individuals use their biological sex on passports.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2025 08:38 PM (u73oe)
----
Easy fix. At passport station, if the person's sex is obviously not what the passport says, just tell it the passport is invalid.

Posted by: Ciampino - Do not pass port at June 17, 2025 08:41 PM (sPQoU)

44 " I always think photos of the Milky Way look like a vagina.
Posted by: BurtTC"

Photos always make my sword look bigger too.

Posted by: Orion at June 17, 2025 08:42 PM (vFG9F)

45 12 pounds is not too bad for a normal male cat, or even a female tho they are lighter than males by a few pounds. For wet a small 3.5 oz or a bit less per meal is about what mine eat per cat. 2 meals a day.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 08:39 PM (8avO+)

Very good to know. Thank you for the information.

Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 08:42 PM (jvJvP)

46 My cats get wet food only and you know what I don't have? Hairball pukes, blockages or coat problems.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 08:43 PM (DLqye)

47 30 Biden appointed federal judge issues order blocking Trump administration’s policy of requiring individuals use their biological sex on passports.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2025 08:38 PM (u73oe)

At a certain point, we're going to have to take some of these jerkoffs out of their chambers and say "That ruling was officially so stupid that EVERY ruling you have ever made in your entire career is now vacated and you are hereby prohibited from ever having anything to do with the judicial system ever again."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 17, 2025 08:44 PM (BcT2b)

48 Thanks.

I'll also keep weighing her a couple of times a week like a pageant Mom.

I don't know what's happening long term...
Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 08:40 PM (jvJvP)

As an ex stray she might have a psychologic thing and eat whatever she can find as fast as possible. If so, youll have to limit how much is out there to consume at any one time.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 08:44 PM (8avO+)

49 Hey, Stateless. Hope you are well.

Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 08:44 PM (77rzZ)

50
Perverts can argue about gender being a "social construct," but one's sex is inarguable.

If a form asks what Sex you are, you list male or female, according to your biology.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 17, 2025 08:45 PM (dNwZ7)

51 Make sure to bring a spare pair of glasses to the apocalypse.

Posted by: Zombie Burgess Meredith at June 17, 2025 08:46 PM (63Dwl)

52 photos of the Milky Way look like a vagina.
A milky one?
Wizard's Sleeve constellation.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 17, 2025 08:46 PM (Zmeii)

53 My cats get wet food only and you know what I don't have? Hairball pukes, blockages or coat problems.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 08:43 PM (DLqye)

Wet helps them get the water they need to head off Kidney issues.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 08:46 PM (8avO+)

54
For those of you with cats, how do you handle feeding?

Posted by: Stateless

==================

Leave water and dry food out all the time. My cat only eats dry food, so it's easy.

If they like wet food, just give it to them whenever they want. Let them get fat, so what?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2025 08:47 PM (wbZPZ)

55 I was thinking about the reports that Khamenei is very confused and anguished about the fact that Israel has been kicking Iran's ass.

Well, you idiot, it's because you're putting your faith in a medieval fantasy.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 17, 2025 08:47 PM (s8j++)

56 @51, I saw that episode of TZ.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 08:47 PM (DLqye)

57 39 Oh, I guess I should say that I use those little ramkins, that you might bake an egg in, to hold kibble. So they have access to a little less than a cup of kibble.
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Like Dr Niles Crane's greyhound that looks like Maris??

https://tinyurl.com/3dtuuchb
photo

Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2025 08:48 PM (2yoRf)

58 My two cats get dry in the morning and a can of wet in the evening.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 08:48 PM (BNLtx)

59 Octopus using its camouflage.

Did you hear about the octopus who stole a 64-count box of Crayola crayons?

He exploded.

Posted by: grade-school mikeski at June 17, 2025 08:49 PM (DgGvY)

60 Ahmedinejad's finest moment was when he went on a mullah apologia tour around American colleges to preach his "antizionist" bilge. At some point he claimed there were no gays in Iran.
He got booed by the leftists he was trying to court.
Anyway, in Gehenna, he's really not going to like Thursdays.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 17, 2025 08:50 PM (gKWVE)

61 Leave water and dry food out all the time. My cat only eats dry food, so it's easy.

If they like wet food, just give it to them whenever they want. Let them get fat, so what?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2025 08:47 PM (wbZPZ

She really only eats dry food too.

Technically, she is not my cat so I'd like to keep her about her current weight.

Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 08:50 PM (jvJvP)

62 It doesn't in real life, but I always think photos of the Milky Way look like a vagina.
Posted by: BurtTC

--

Funny, it looks like a halved and roasted artichoke to me. Oh, wait...

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 17, 2025 08:50 PM (wzAuc)

63 52 photos of the Milky Way look like a vagina.
A milky one?

Eww. That's just wrong.

Posted by: RAWMUSLGLUTES at June 17, 2025 08:51 PM (gKWVE)

64 Technically, she is not my cat so I'd like to keep her about her current weight.
Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 08:50 PM (jvJvP)

But, technically, you are her human.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2025 08:51 PM (on8Xq)

65 My two cats get dry in the morning and a can of wet in the evening.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2025 08:48 PM (BNLtx)

One of mine only rarely eats the meals of wet food. He feeds from the dry bowls about the house. My other cats will nibble the wet dishes and let any latecomers get food too. They will share a larger plate too.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 08:51 PM (8avO+)

66 49 Hey, Stateless. Hope you are well.
Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 08:44 PM (77rzZ

I am cautiously optimistic.

I hope you are well too.

Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 08:52 PM (jvJvP)

67 Yes, the ramekins look like that. It's more important to give wet food to neutered males to prevent urinary blockage. But my inside cat is 14 and has had teeth removed so she gets wet too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 17, 2025 08:53 PM (AcTAo)

68 66 Stateless, I’m OK. Thanks.

Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 08:54 PM (77rzZ)

69 But, technically, you are her human.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2025 08:51 PM (on8Xq

She does come up and sleeps with me and the dog various times at night.

Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 08:54 PM (jvJvP)

70 I have forgotten how mischievous those kittehs can be.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2025 08:55 PM (RIvkX)

71 And the stray that is auditioning to be my new cat is a male. Will make it easier to get him fixed anyway.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 17, 2025 08:55 PM (AcTAo)

72 The priciest dry cat food contains barley and sorghum. Tell me they would pick that on their own?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 08:55 PM (DLqye)

73
Dot got a bath today to release her, so to speak, from the stigma of being in season.

And Diana went in to the doggie chiropractor for us to consult about the path forward after her MRI. Unfortunately it looks like a chronic problem we can only mitigate, not cure.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2025 08:55 PM (QnmlO)

74 Yes, the ramekins look like that. It's more important to give wet food to neutered males to prevent urinary blockage. But my inside cat is 14 and has had teeth removed so she gets wet too.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 17, 2025 08:53 PM (AcTAo)

I remember when a cat got most of the teeth pulled and came home from the vet, woozy and all and started eating the dry before I could even open a can of wet.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 08:55 PM (8avO+)

75 my new cat is a male. Will make it easier to get him fixed anyway.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

Or more accurately - "broken".

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2025 08:56 PM (cYBz/)

76
My cats get wet food only and you know what I don't have? Hairball pukes, blockages or coat problems.
Posted by: Ben Had

Hi Ben Had!

MegaRoy open / free grazes on about a cup of dry food per 24 hour period, he also gets about half a foil packet of bisque wet food mixed with a 1/4 teaspoon of clear fiber and a dose (1x day) of probiotic. He's a big boy at 16.5 pounds, but he's a Maine Coon and that is kinda smallish for the breed.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 17, 2025 08:56 PM (MsrgL)

77
2-0 Florida

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2025 08:56 PM (QnmlO)

78 The priciest dry cat food contains barley and sorghum. Tell me they would pick that on their own?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 08:55 PM (DLqye)

Well my cats do choose huge pine needles and grass blades to chew on. They might be tiny cows.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 08:56 PM (8avO+)

79 Enough with the cat talk already.

Boobs!

Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 08:57 PM (77rzZ)

80 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 politics critiquer #bensonorbust @Politics_1999
Replying to @joma_gc @LinkofSunshine
It’s ok when we institute reconstruction 2.0 you will be forcibly reeducated until you renounce your cancerous ways
Jun 18, 2025 · 12:24 AM UTC
x.com/Politics_1999/status/1935131429505032510
Posted by: gKWVE at June 17, 2025 08:38 PM (gKWVE)

No doubt they envision it looking like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS8c6hLj7uA

And this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZLGj6BV1Os

Posted by: LizLem at June 17, 2025 08:57 PM (Eng1Z)

81 So Ray Miland, in "Panic in Year Zero!", just bought $192.03 worth of groceries from the old man's store so they could ride out the nuclear war.
This was in 1962.

That would be exactly $2024.51 in 2025 dollars.

No wonder the old man was so happy... for a few hours anyhow.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2025 08:57 PM (6ydKt)

82 'Cuddling with Rhinos'.

Is that what Stacey Abrams dates are calling it?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 17, 2025 08:58 PM (zZu0s)

83 Turtle takes on a dog. Winner: Dog. Flawless Victory.

WWF announcer: "Dog, what do you call that finishing move?"

Dog: "A souplex."

Posted by: mikeski at June 17, 2025 08:58 PM (DgGvY)

84 Oldcat, every stray that showed up here shat crickets and grasshoppers.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 08:59 PM (DLqye)

85 She does come up and sleeps with me and the dog various times at night.

Posted by: Stateless..

=====

What you've got there is a trusting pet. Like it or not, intentional or not, the cat has decided you're cool.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 17, 2025 08:59 PM (8AONa)

86 I fed Taste of the Wild Trout and Salmon or the venison/ salmon. I usually alternate. They are grain free. There are some odd ingredients but no sweetners. Fanny is allergic to chicken, so I try and stick with fish based.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 17, 2025 08:59 PM (AcTAo)

87
What are those silly flags in that threatening tweet?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2025 09:00 PM (QnmlO)

88 Bif, hugs to you and Smash. My boy kitty weights in at 20 lbs of muscle.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 09:01 PM (DLqye)

89 Oldcat, every stray that showed up here shat crickets and grasshoppers.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 08:59 PM (DLqye)

Us boys used to catch the big locust hoppers and feed them to the male cat Tigger while the sisters ran away from the crunching sound.

Around here its more lizards and the odd rodent or bird.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2025 09:01 PM (8avO+)

90 I'm feeding two strays as well and they really don't eat that much kibble. It seems I also fed the neighbor's chocolate lab when it got loose today. Saw it on the game cam. And the grackles eat cat food, but less since the mulberries got ripe

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 17, 2025 09:04 PM (AcTAo)

91
I'm making a 21 ingredient Gumbo tomorrow but there's no Okra in it.

My wife's first comment will be "Where's the Okra?'

Posted by: Auspex at June 17, 2025 09:05 PM (j4U/Z)

92 Turtle fucked around and found out.

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2025 09:05 PM (YwEeS)

93 Enough with the cat talk already.

Boobs!
Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 08:57 PM (77rzZ)

Tittles!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 17, 2025 09:06 PM (S/Y4j)

94 Enough with the cat talk already."

Prometh... whoops

Posted by: man at June 17, 2025 09:07 PM (tubbA)

95 I can’t wait to see the turf war in the Trump admin between the Ministry of Silly Dances and the Ministry of Silly Little Hats.

Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 09:07 PM (77rzZ)

96 I love Prometheus. Never has a movie put me to sleep faster.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 09:09 PM (DLqye)

97 Wonderful. Something called the Asian longhorn tick has been found in our little corner of Michigan.

'Asian' . . . .

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 17, 2025 09:10 PM (8AONa)

98 @Faytuks
1h
The Khojir Missile Production Complex southeast of Tehran has been struck by Israeli strikes tonight, causing a huge fire

Coords: 35°41'37.14"N 51°36'40.27"E

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 17, 2025 09:10 PM (Ffc+8)

99 What you've got there is a trusting pet. Like it or not, intentional or not, the cat has decided you're cool.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 17, 2025 08:59 PM (8AONa)

Thanks so much.

I love her too...

Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 09:12 PM (jvJvP)

100 Asian ticks and carp in Michigan seems like a pattern.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 09:12 PM (DLqye)

101 Incredible no-fear/no-harm relationship between babies and dogs.

I'm not a parent. Does anyone know how babies react to wild animals? Are the babies innocently trusting and fascinated?

Posted by: Gref at June 17, 2025 09:12 PM (aBgBM)

102 Iran has unleashed their ultimate weapon. It's this actual New York Post headline:

Barbra Streisand ‘can’t remember’ if she ‘actually had penetration’ with Warren Beatty

Trump needs to open up the strategic brain bleach reserve, pronto.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 17, 2025 09:13 PM (jbPJz)

103 Asian ticks and carp in Michigan seems like a pattern.

Posted by: Ben Had

====

And the Ash Borer.

Grumble grumble

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 17, 2025 09:14 PM (8AONa)

104 97 Wonderful. Something called the Asian longhorn tick has been found in our little corner of Michigan.

'Asian' . . . .
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 17, 2025 09:10 PM (8AONa

Outside of shooting range of Detroit?

Where my late Mother grew up.....

Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 09:14 PM (jvJvP)

105 > The Khojir Missile Production Complex southeast of Tehran has been struck by Israeli strikes tonight, causing a huge fire

Coords: 35°41'37.14"N 51°36'40.27"E
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Imagine the Horde with their own ballistic missiles.

Such.... well, we all know what it'd be.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 17, 2025 09:15 PM (Q4IgG)

106 Gref, the fastest way to disarm an aggressive or uncertain animal is to get below their eye level.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 09:16 PM (DLqye)

107 Outside of shooting range of Detroit?

Where my late Mother grew up.....

Posted by: Stateless..

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Southwest corner, 3 hours or so west of Motown.

"Refugee" refers to leaving that area as the auto industry did one of their meltdowns.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 17, 2025 09:18 PM (8AONa)

108 Imagine the Horde with their own ballistic missiles.

Such.... well, we all know what it'd be.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 17, 2025 09:15 PM (Q4IgG)

We would be serious threats to enemies. Weasel's long-range shooting tutorial teaches just about everything you need to know to hit targets with a ballistic projectile at any range.

Posted by: Gref at June 17, 2025 09:19 PM (aBgBM)

109 Babies laughing is the sweetest sound.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 17, 2025 09:19 PM (mxvzO)

110 If Iran had a bomb they would have blown themselves up by now.

Posted by: jsg at June 17, 2025 09:19 PM (GrEml)

111 The bomb....

Posted by: jsg at June 17, 2025 09:19 PM (GrEml)

112 106 Gref, the fastest way to disarm an aggressive or uncertain animal is to get below their eye level.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 09:16 PM (DLqye)

Thanks for the tip. I will not forget this.

Posted by: Gref at June 17, 2025 09:21 PM (aBgBM)

113 I just saw a firefly- in the middle of rain. You'd think they would not fly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 17, 2025 09:22 PM (CA3k/)

114 78 The priciest dry cat food contains barley and sorghum.

I don’t feed dry food at all to my cats, but some grains for cats are okay. As you know, they aren’t carnivores. The are obligate omnivores, so they would get veggies and grains in a whole prey diet. Mine get canned and raw. I would prefer sorghum in my dog food as a grain over pea fiber and wood filler.

I spend a boat load of money on cat food and now dog food. Yet village dogs are out there eating scraps and doing fine, lol.

Posted by: Piper at June 17, 2025 09:23 PM (p4NUW)

115 106 Gref, the fastest way to disarm an aggressive or uncertain animal is to get below their eye level.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 09:16 PM (DLqye)

I've never heard that before but I have heard not to stare at a predator.

I just had a coyote here about a month ago killing chickens and my husband was after it on one side of the house and I didn't know it and reacted by screaming at it and chasing it away and that monster coyote came back and stared me down. I didn't move because by then I figured out my husband was on it and I wanted him to take care of it. He only got one shot and he missed but he chased that thing for two miles.
He was a bold one and he killed 6 chickens that day.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 17, 2025 09:23 PM (mxvzO)

116 What. No UTM grids?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 09:24 PM (P9gC0)

117 "Refugee" refers to leaving that area as the auto industry did one of their meltdowns.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 17, 2025 09:18 PM (8AONa)

My Mom's family fled in the 1980's when asshole Coleman Young, rot in hell, made the city uncomfortable for whites and caused the 'White Flight.'

But the city has been a Paradise since then.....

Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 09:24 PM (jvJvP)

118 113 I just saw a firefly- in the middle of rain. You'd think they would not fly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 17, 2025 09:22 PM (CA3k/)

Why does that sound like an Artist formerly known as Prince Song lyric?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2025 09:24 PM (mP0Kj)

119 Col. Nathan McCormack, the Levant and Egypt branch chief removed from the Joint Chiefs of Staff’s J5 planning directorate.

https://tinyurl.com/mr2jj2ws

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 17, 2025 09:26 PM (Ffc+8)

120
It's a warm night in Michigan, my neighbor just called and wants to smoke down the last of his Garcia Vega Robustos and drink bourbon on my back deck.

Damn the ticks and to hell with Iranian surprises.

Posted by: Auspex at June 17, 2025 09:27 PM (j4U/Z)

121 Posted by: Piper at June 17, 2025 09:23 PM (p4NUW)

Hi Piper!

Once my living situation is stable, I'll be better able to decide on all this other stuff. Right now, they are happy and alive...

Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 09:28 PM (jvJvP)

122 My Mom's family fled in the 1980's when asshole Coleman Young, rot in hell, made the city uncomfortable for whites and caused the 'White Flight.'

But the city has been a Paradise since then.....

Posted by: Stateless.. 32%

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That guy. What a piece of work.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 17, 2025 09:28 PM (8AONa)

123 Why does that sound like an Artist formerly known as Prince Song lyric?
Posted by: Romeo13

He changed his name back, and then ODed, so he's "the Former Artist formerly known as formerly known as Prince."

Posted by: mikeski at June 17, 2025 09:29 PM (DgGvY)

124 Damn the ticks and to hell with Iranian surprises.
Posted by: Auspex at June 17, 2025 09:27 PM (j4U/Z)

Have fun!

I hang with my friend Thursday.

Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 09:29 PM (jvJvP)

125 G’night, All.

Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 09:30 PM (77rzZ)

126 125 G’night, All.
Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 09:30 P

Sleep well Bulg!

Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 09:31 PM (jvJvP)

127 Thanks, Stateless. You, too.

Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 09:31 PM (77rzZ)

128 121 Posted by: Piper at June 17, 2025 09:23 PM (p4NUW)

Hi Piper!

Once my living situation is stable, I'll be better able to decide on all this other stuff. Right now, they are happy and alive...
Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from

Hi stateless! And they are doing better than any dig and cat without a home, so you are doing a great job. I am just crazy with this stuff lol.

Posted by: Piper at June 17, 2025 09:36 PM (pZEOD)

129 DJ: Here's a video request from the IDF to the Iranian Military

https://youtu.be/iIpfWORQWhU

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 17, 2025 09:37 PM (S/Y4j)

130 Imagine the Horde with their own ballistic missiles.

Such.... well, we all know what it'd be.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 17, 2025 09:15 PM (Q4IgG)

We would be serious threats to enemies. Weasel's long-range shooting tutorial teaches just about everything you need to know to hit targets with a ballistic projectile at any range.
Posted by: Gref at June 17, 2025 09:19 PM

You know we would disappoint him with insufficient attention to fundamentals.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2025 09:37 PM (0sNs1)

131 Random IDF Clip:

https://tinyurl.com/45xf2a4v

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 17, 2025 09:37 PM (Ffc+8)

132 You know what is natural to a carnivorous animal? They don't eat everyday.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 09:40 PM (DLqye)

133 We wants Presdent obama back now. Trump is going to gets all of killed. Let's gets rid of that steped constitution thing and impeech Trump and makes Presdent Obama are leeder fprever.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at June 17, 2025 09:40 PM (q/j2W)

134 You know we would disappoint him with insufficient attention to fundamentals.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

At least missiles aren't prone to wobbly-shit issues.

Posted by: mikeski at June 17, 2025 09:41 PM (DgGvY)

135 We would be serious threats to enemies. Weasel's long-range shooting tutorial teaches just about everything you need to know to hit targets with a ballistic projectile at any range.
Posted by: Gref at June 17, 2025 09:19 PM

You know we would disappoint him with insufficient attention to fundamentals.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2025 09:37 PM (0sNs1)
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I think most of us would sit back in awe as the 'Ettes took care of business.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 17, 2025 09:41 PM (GlyvH)

136 Barbra Streisand ‘can’t remember’ if she ‘actually had penetration’ with Warren Beatty

Trump needs to open up the strategic brain bleach reserve, pronto.
Posted by: Ian S.

We need common sense penetration control!!

Wise counsel for all of us.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2025 09:41 PM (cYBz/)

137 Sometimes the Great Big News stories don't seem to matter compared to the current day in the life.

Posted by: mindful webworker - satisfaction guaranteed at June 17, 2025 09:43 PM (agX+n)

138 Babs banged Beatty like an ape.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 17, 2025 09:43 PM (dR6yv)

139 Ministry of Silly Dances Cafe
—Ace

We do not approve of this frivolous nonsense.

Posted by: Ministry of stackingthings on top of other things at June 17, 2025 09:44 PM (m0WlR)

140 130 Imagine the Horde with their own ballistic missiles

Those bugs in Michigan would be so screwed.
Overkill?
Sure! But we have freaking ballistic missiles!

Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 09:46 PM (jvJvP)

141
3-0 FLA

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2025 09:50 PM (QnmlO)

142 I think most of us would sit back in awe as the 'Ettes took care of business.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 17, 2025 09:41 PM (GlyvH)

Based on my reading of past threads, the supply would be quickly exhausted by AtC firing one every time she saw a spider.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 17, 2025 09:52 PM (jGGMD)

143 >>> 130 Imagine the Horde with their own ballistic missiles.

Such.... well, we all know what it'd be.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 17, 2025 09:15 PM (Q4IgG)

We would be serious threats to enemies. Weasel's long-range shooting tutorial teaches just about everything you need to know to hit targets with a ballistic projectile at any range.
Posted by: Gref at June 17, 2025 09:19 PM

You know we would disappoint him with insufficient attention to fundamentals.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2025 09:37 PM (0sNs1)

Is it ok as long as we have *no* wobbly shit?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 17, 2025 09:52 PM (ULPxl)

144 Cats are carnivores. Sugars and starches are incidental to their diet.

https://www.foodfurlife.com/
the-natural-diet-of-the-cat.html#/

Posted by: Ciampino - Do not pass grass at June 17, 2025 09:54 PM (sPQoU)

145 Imagine the Horde with their own ballistic missiles.

Such.... well, we all know what it'd be.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 17, 2025 09:15 PM (Q4IgG)
___________________________

I'd like to go on record to say that I do not believe this is a good idea. Although....there would be fewer trolls in the comments. But, the true problem would come from the weekend garden thread. I've seen what envy can do to people. One moment, a lovely plot of healthy tomato plants. The next a smoking crater of...well, ....nothing.

Posted by: Orson at June 17, 2025 09:57 PM (dIske)

146 142

Hi, Doc

I saw Hawley on FOX News tonight. Made me SOOO glad McCaskill is now a seldom seen MSNBC commentator.

Ditto (cubed!) with Thune and Daschle.

Posted by: mnw at June 17, 2025 09:57 PM (kd60y)

147 144 Cats are carnivores. Sugars and starches are incidental to their diet.

https://www.foodfurlife.com/
the-natural-diet-of-the-cat.html#/
Posted by: Ciampino - Do not pass grass at June 17, 2025 09:54 PM (sPQoU

Thank you.
I'll look into this later.

Posted by: Stateless.. 32% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 17, 2025 09:58 PM (jvJvP)

148
I wish I could buy a bushel of wild cats and release them in my yard.

You know, for rodent control.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 17, 2025 09:58 PM (dtvVE)

149 Bananas out for Harambe

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 17, 2025 09:58 PM (wXs61)

150 We would be serious threats to enemies. Weasel's long-range shooting tutorial teaches just about everything you need to know to hit targets with a ballistic projectile at any range.
Posted by: Gref at June 17, 2025 09:19 PM

You know we would disappoint him with insufficient attention to fundamentals.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2025 09:37 PM (0sNs1)
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I think most of us would sit back in awe as the 'Ettes took care of business.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 17, 2025 09:41 PM (GlyvH)

You know Ben Had probably wouldn't allow a clinic in the TxMoMe, right? Or am I completely wrong?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 17, 2025 09:59 PM (S/Y4j)

151 I saw Hawley on FOX News tonight. Made me SOOO glad McCaskill is now a seldom seen MSNBC commentator.

Ditto (cubed!) with Thune and Daschle.
Posted by: mnw at June 17, 2025 09:57 PM (kd60y)

Hey, mnw

I was willing to write off all the rest of the 2018 elections as long as we got that harpy out of the Senate. I worked on the 2006 reelection campaign for Jim Talent, so I always took her being there personally.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 17, 2025 10:00 PM (jGGMD)

152 >>> 150
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You know Ben Had probably wouldn't allow a clinic in the TxMoMe, right? Or am I completely wrong?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 17, 2025 09:59 PM (S/Y4j)

The best way to find out is to come to the TX MoMee.

....say, have I mentioned this year will be the *tenth* TX MoMee???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 17, 2025 10:00 PM (ULPxl)

153 Barbra Streisand ‘can’t remember’ if she ‘actually had penetration’ with Warren Beatty

Trump needs to open up the strategic brain bleach reserve, pronto.
Posted by: Ian S.

Warren Beatty sure as hell won't remember with all the tail he's had.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 17, 2025 10:00 PM (sAmhv)

154 NOOD

ONT

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 17, 2025 10:00 PM (ULPxl)

155 I always think photos of the Milky Way look like a vagina.

Posted by: BurtTC

I know what you mean. Who keeps posting these dirty pictures all over the internet?

Posted by: Bombadil at June 17, 2025 10:00 PM (MX0bI)

156 ONT

Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2025 10:00 PM (3ek7K)

157 NOOD ONT

Posted by: Ciampino - Do not pass grass at June 17, 2025 10:01 PM (sPQoU)

158 Hour of the Wolf, shooting at the TXMoMe starts with Weasel clinics and the best RSO's in the world.if

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2025 10:02 PM (DLqye)

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