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Iran Media Claims Top Iranian Nuclear Scientists Killed by Car Bombs
Update: Iranian "News" Station Bombed Mid-Rant

I heard that Mossad agents are now operating deep inside Iran. They have enough Iranian allies to permit this.

It does seem like you'd need agents on-scene to plant car bombs.


Multiple Iranian nuclear scientists were reportedly eliminated by car bombs. Israel has assassinated a staggering number of Iranian military leaders and scientists this week, but the car bomb rumors have yet to be confirmed.

Israeli officials have so far denied the car bomb reports, which came from Iran, according to Israeli media, so it is unclear if the reports are propaganda against Israel from Iran or if Mossad is simply not admitting their whole plan, which is quite possible.

Israeli Defense Minister Israel Katz did post on X (translation by Google), "I instructed the IDF to issue evacuation notices to residents in Tehran living near weapons production complexes. The Iranian dictator is turning Tehran into Beirut and the residents of Tehran into hostages for the survival of his regime. The IDF continues to peel the skin of the Iranian snake with great force, from nuclear weapons to Tehran and everywhere else." The day before, he posted, "Tehran is burning."

Israel killed at least four high ranking regime officials yesterday:

Israel killed Iran's intelligence chief and several top Quds Force operatives during a precision airstrike in Tehran on Sunday, in what the IDF called a major blow to Iran's military command structure.

Key Details:

Mohammed Kazemi, head of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps' intelligence unit, was killed in a targeted airstrike during a leadership meeting, along with his deputy Hassan Mohaqiq and several others.

Quds Force intelligence director Mohsen Bakri and his deputy Abu al-Fadl Nikouei were also killed, according to the Israel Defense Forces.

The strike comes just days after another Israeli operation eliminated Iran's top military intelligence officer, Mohammad Bagheri, underscoring an aggressive new phase in Israel's war strategy.

I had heard from a source with Iranian and Israeli contacts that the regime is anticipated to fall soon.


From September 2024:

Happy Monday!

Update:

Posted by: Ace at 12:28 PM




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1 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2025 12:29 PM (+qU29)

2 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2025 12:29 PM (dPfyF)

3 That's what I get for nooding first.

Afternoon' Ace!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2025 12:30 PM (dPfyF)

4 Also this:

https://x.com/manniefabian/status/
1934629934216937570

Emanuel (Mannie) Fabian
@manniefabian
The Israeli Air Force has bombed the offices of Iran's state broadcaster IRIB in Tehran a short while ago. Footage shows the moment of the attack.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 16, 2025 12:30 PM (GBKbO)

5 A Iranian regime change would help the world

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2025 12:31 PM (+qU29)

6 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at June 16, 2025 12:31 PM (jc0TO)

7 simultaneously exploded

Well done

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 16, 2025 12:31 PM (upn8M)

8 Well, Russian disinformation site and the noted antisemites at Zerohedge are trying to say the Jews are getting pummeled. lol.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 16, 2025 12:31 PM (3y1L6)

9 They bought Chinese EVs?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 16, 2025 12:31 PM (P9gC0)

10

Let's play Pride and Go Seek!


YIIIIIKKKKKKEEEESSSSS!

OK, you found me!

Posted by: Turtlehead Fred at June 16, 2025 12:32 PM (p2Jds)

11 This is excellent.

Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2025 12:32 PM (77rzZ)

12 I wish Jimmy Carter could be brought back from the dead so he could see what HE should have been doing instead of being a feckless prick.

Posted by: Crusader at June 16, 2025 12:32 PM (TN0g+)

13 I wobder if they have ebough range to do us a solid

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 16, 2025 12:32 PM (P9gC0)

14 Who knew Monty Python's "Trying Not To Be Seen" skit would have real world application?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 16, 2025 12:33 PM (tT6L1)

15 They seem to be playing for keepsies this go-round… time will tell I guess..

Posted by: tubal at June 16, 2025 12:33 PM (PCK5/)

16 Car bombs make me think that the resistance has begun.

I could see Shah Jr. as a Constitutional Monarch.

Posted by: toby928 at June 16, 2025 12:33 PM (jc0TO)

17 Allah's being kind of a prick when you get in your car and it blows up.

Posted by: Stateless.. 30% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 16, 2025 12:33 PM (jvJvP)

18 I assume Israel stockpiled ordnance for their Iron Dome. Hopefully Iran runs out of missiles before Israel runs out of defense ordnance.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2025 12:33 PM (VofaG)

19 They bought Chinese EVs?
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 16, 2025 12:31 PM


Worse...pagers.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2025 12:34 PM (dPfyF)

20 F The Peanut Man.
What a gutless wonder.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at June 16, 2025 12:34 PM (rA756)

21 I wish Jimmy Carter could be brought back from the dead so he could see what HE should have been doing instead of being a feckless prick.
Posted by: Crusader

I'm just glad that ValJar and Obummer are alive to see it.

Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2025 12:34 PM (77rzZ)

22 5 A Iranian regime change would help the world
Posted by: Skip
=======
Yep.

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2025 12:34 PM (ctrM5)

23 I suspect the Iranian regime is too useful to the globalist NWO for them to allow it to fail.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 16, 2025 12:34 PM (Pc4uf)

24 Trumo should eeinstall the Shah. King.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 16, 2025 12:34 PM (P9gC0)

25 Zombie Jimmy Carter haz the sadz

Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2025 12:34 PM (B5+rm)

26 Multiple Iranian nuclear scientists were reportedly eliminated by car bombs. Israel has assassinated a staggering number of Iranian military leaders and scientists this week, but the car bomb rumors have yet to be confirmed.

Israeli officials have so far denied the car bomb reports, which came from Iran, according to Israeli media, so it is unclear if the reports are propaganda against Israel from Iran or if Mossad is simply not admitting their whole plan, which is quite possible.


How would we know if this wasn't dissident Iranians planting the car bombs? If I were an ayatollah, I'd much rather blame this on Israel than admit my own people hated me so much they'd be willing to kill their own scientists.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2025 12:34 PM (s8j++)

27 I assume Israel stockpiled ordnance for their Iron Dome. Hopefully Iran runs out of missiles before Israel runs out of defense ordnance.
Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2025 12:33 PM (VofaG)
-----------------

I saw somewhere Israel has done such a good job of destroying launchers Iran's missile launch capability has been seriously degraded.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 16, 2025 12:35 PM (tT6L1)

28 I could see Shah Jr. as a Constitutional Monarch.
Posted by: toby928 at June 16, 2025 12:33 PM


Gotta be better than Shah K. Kahn.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2025 12:35 PM (dPfyF)

29
I had heard from a source with Iranian and Israeli contacts that the regime is anticipated to fall soon.

To be replaced with what?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2025 12:35 PM (63Dwl)

30 Quick, send the Iranians another billion dollars!

Posted by: Obama at June 16, 2025 12:35 PM (8yx7s)

31 Whig the White returns at the turning of the tide.

Posted by: toby928 at June 16, 2025 12:35 PM (jc0TO)

32 Top 17?!?

Posted by: Grayman27 at June 16, 2025 12:35 PM (pgwxJ)

33 >>The Israeli Air Force has bombed the offices of Iran's state broadcaster IRIB in Tehran a short while ago. Footage shows the moment of the attack.


That Video is great. She's announcing footage of the Latest Attack when it happens.

Amazing timing.

Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2025 12:35 PM (uZ2FS)

34 18 I assume Israel stockpiled ordnance for their Iron Dome. Hopefully Iran runs out of missiles before Israel runs out of defense ordnance.
Posted by: polynikes

Apparently that is what some of those C17's moving yesterday have in their holds. More anti-missile missiles.

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2025 12:35 PM (ctrM5)

35 Not even close...

Posted by: Grayman27 at June 16, 2025 12:35 PM (pgwxJ)

36 29
I had heard from a source with Iranian and Israeli contacts that the regime is anticipated to fall soon.

To be replaced with what?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2025 12:35 PM (63Dwl)

Aye, there’s the rub…..

Posted by: tubal at June 16, 2025 12:35 PM (PCK5/)

37 > The Israeli Air Force has bombed the offices of Iran's state broadcaster IRIB in Tehran a short while ago. Footage shows the moment of the attack.
----------
Hilarious video...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 16, 2025 12:35 PM (Q4IgG)

38 Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2025 12:34 PM

'S up, Doof?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2025 12:35 PM (dPfyF)

39 Explains the job postings I saw on LinkedIn this morning.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 16, 2025 12:35 PM (VDSM3)

40 and so it begins
Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at June 16, 2025 12:31 PM (jc0TO)


Odds that this time it actually is beginning?

Posted by: Dr. T at June 16, 2025 12:35 PM (jGGMD)

41 A Iranian regime change would help the world
Posted by: Skip
=======
Yep.
Posted by: whig

Hopefully Qatar is taking notice.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 16, 2025 12:36 PM (ZMKNH)

42 It says a lot about the times we live in that when I heard the UK was sending warplanes to the Middle East I wondered which side they would be supporting.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 16, 2025 12:36 PM (Pc4uf)

43 I wish Jimmy Carter could be brought back from the dead so he could see what HE should have been doing instead of being a feckless prick.

If he weren't being a feckless prick, he wouldn't be Jimmy Carter, now would he.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2025 12:36 PM (s8j++)

44 31 Whig the White returns at the turning of the tide.
Posted by: toby928
======
Heh. Better than the dirty gray beard that I had. White beards and hair look cleaner.

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2025 12:36 PM (ctrM5)

45 Reza Pahlavi is waiting in the wings.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2025 12:36 PM (VofaG)

46 How the hell is Tehran larger than New York City?

Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at June 16, 2025 12:36 PM (F/35S)

47 Surprised they haven't activated sleeper cells in the US by now. Last gasp of a dying regime and all.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 16, 2025 12:36 PM (OA79/)

48 Where are the Iranians fleeing to?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2025 12:37 PM (2GCMq)

49 My son Hunter would make a great Shah.

Posted by: Joseph R. Biden at June 16, 2025 12:37 PM (8yx7s)

50 >>Car bombs make me think that the resistance has begun.


Mossad has used car bombs numerous times against Iranian Nuclear Scientists.

Formerly, a Sticky Bomb planted by an agent inside Iran. As far back as the mid 90s.

Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2025 12:37 PM (uZ2FS)

51 Aye, there’s the rub…..
Posted by: tubal at June 16, 2025 12:35 PM


Go on...

Posted by: Al Gore's Chakra at June 16, 2025 12:37 PM (dPfyF)

52 Where are the Iranians fleeing to?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2025 12:37 PM


The mountains.


Don't look back.

Posted by: toby928 at June 16, 2025 12:37 PM (jc0TO)

53 29
I had heard from a source with Iranian and Israeli contacts that the regime is anticipated to fall soon.

To be replaced with what?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2025 12:35 PM (63Dwl)

=======

Wilsonian democracy! Enforced by American guns!

Or, more likely, a western-friendly strongman. Perhaps someone tied to the Shah.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 16, 2025 12:37 PM (GBKbO)

54 I had heard from a source with Iranian and Israeli contacts that the regime is anticipated to fall soon.

To be replaced with what?


I think it's safe to say it won't be a towel head. Could be a communist, though.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2025 12:37 PM (s8j++)

55 Hopefully Qatar is taking notice.
Posted by: Stu Podaso
========
Arab world is famous for saying one thing and doing another. This term, Trump is using their own tactic against them. Always look at his actions rather than words.

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2025 12:37 PM (ctrM5)

56 I could see Shah Jr. as a Constitutional Monarch.
Posted by: toby928 at June 16, 2025 12:33 PM (jc0TO)


Crown Prince Pahlavi (is that his title?) did recently express his willingness to take part in some kind of transitional government. I wonder if he knows something we don't.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 16, 2025 12:37 PM (jGGMD)

57 48 Where are the Iranians fleeing to?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2025 12:37 PM (2GCMq)

Palm Desert…

Posted by: tubal at June 16, 2025 12:37 PM (PCK5/)

58 Iron Dome is awesome, but the real defense is what they're doing right now. Decapitate the bastards flinging their shit at you in the first place.

Sihing used to call it "swatting flies". Defense is obviously necessary, but you'll never win a fight by just picking off incoming attacks and otherwise doing nothing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 16, 2025 12:37 PM (VoAdT)

59 The people of Iran lack standing to determine their leadership. Restore the Mullahs immediately!

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at June 16, 2025 12:38 PM (skqiU)

60
One of the biggest mistakes in the immediate aftermath of 9/11 was that we didn't pound the living shit out of the mullahs. They may not have had anything to do with 9/11 directly, but that was the perfect time to take care of all family business, Corleone-style. Not to mention the billions that the mullahs gave to various Sunni assholes to act as proxies over the next 20 years.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 16, 2025 12:38 PM (y9nCu)

61 32 Top 17?!?
Posted by: Grayman27 at June 16, 2025 12:35 PM (pgwxJ)

Juust a bit outside.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Uecker at June 16, 2025 12:38 PM (wVcYX)

62 'S up, Doof?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2025 12:35 PM (dPfyF)


Howdy, brother! Looking forward to catching up with you in NoVa this weekend.

Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2025 12:38 PM (B5+rm)

63 Looking forward to the end of this. Soon hopefully. Then Iran gets leadership that will make Persia great again. I also hope Jimmy Carter can witness the rebirth after the hell he helped usher in.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 16, 2025 12:38 PM (3rlyU)

64 Exploding GPS FTW!

Posted by: ShainS -- Busy Organizing 'Make Trump King' Protests at June 16, 2025 12:38 PM (6wwxj)

65 52 Where are the Iranians fleeing to?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2025 12:37 PM

The mountains.

Don't look back.
Posted by: toby928 at June 16, 2025 12:37 PM (jc0TO)


Good advice.

Posted by: Lot's Wife at June 16, 2025 12:38 PM (PiwSw)

66 I am old enough to remember when missile defense was ridiculed, and the idea of "hitting a bullet with a bullet" was derided as an impossible military delusion.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 16, 2025 12:38 PM (Pc4uf)

67 41 A Iranian regime change would help the world
Posted by: Skip
=======
Yep.
Posted by: whig

Hopefully Qatar is taking notice.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 16, 2025 12:36 PM (ZMKNH)

Be nice if they offered up the hamas leaders, or at least sent them packing back to gaza.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 16, 2025 12:38 PM (OA79/)

68 Someplace with lights clean water and a functional sewer system.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 16, 2025 12:38 PM (P9gC0)

69 Last words of nuclear scientists in Iran:

I ran so far awaaaay!

Posted by: dantesed at June 16, 2025 12:38 PM (qm5Wv)

70 My only concern is the U.S. doesn't get sucked into another war.

I think that's what our domestic warmongers want.

Hopefully Trump doesn't give them what they want.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 16, 2025 12:39 PM (dGCAG)

71 If he is replaced, if, expect the word “ moderate” to figure prominently in his description…

Posted by: tubal at June 16, 2025 12:39 PM (PCK5/)

72 I wonder how far down the Target List the IDF is. Is AA totally suppressed at this point?

Posted by: toby928 at June 16, 2025 12:39 PM (jc0TO)

73 66 I am old enough to remember when missile defense was ridiculed, and the idea of "hitting a bullet with a bullet" was derided as an impossible military delusion.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 16, 2025 12:38 PM (Pc4uf)

======

Now, it's all missile defense while acting like drones don't exist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 16, 2025 12:39 PM (GBKbO)

74 39 Explains the job postings I saw on LinkedIn this morning.
Posted by: WitchDoktor
=====
Applicants wanted--Iranian Nuclear programs.

We promise a future so bright you have to wear shades.

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2025 12:39 PM (ctrM5)

75 Howdy, brother! Looking forward to catching up with you in NoVa this weekend.
Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2025 12:38 PM


*fistbump*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2025 12:39 PM (dPfyF)

76 Joe Mannix believes, I think with some good reason, that if the Ayatollahs should fall the Iranian state will crack up. Too many different ethnic groups and diverging interests to keep the Persian Empire together in a third iteration.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2025 12:39 PM (BI5O2)

77 >>I am old enough to remember when missile defense was ridiculed


Well, those early Atari units were pretty crude on the graphics.

Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2025 12:39 PM (uZ2FS)

78 I hope Iran surrenders soon.
There's been too much death and oppression caused by their regime through the years

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 16, 2025 12:40 PM (Splbu)

79 How the hell is Tehran larger than New York City?
Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so


A LOT fewer gays and trannies. Therefore, more reproduction.

Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2025 12:40 PM (77rzZ)

80 Last words of nuclear scientists in Iran:

I ran so far awaaaay!
-----------
I couldn't get away.

Posted by: F.O.S. at June 16, 2025 12:40 PM (TN0g+)

81 Netanyahu: Iran Is Hell‑Bent on Killing Donald Trump

-
You know, like MSNSDAP.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 16, 2025 12:40 PM (q39gi)

82 Free Persia!

Posted by: toby928 at June 16, 2025 12:40 PM (jc0TO)

83 Iranian Nuclear Engineer: "Go into science, they said. It's important work. You have a gift for it. You'll be held in high esteem in a very secure facility. But crap. At least I have this...."

Allah: "These aren't virgins. I'm not even sure they qualify as human. Sorry about that. ChatGPT gets things wrong sometimes, you know how it is."

Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 16, 2025 12:40 PM (FWg1D)

84 Mostly sunny today. Some parts of the city are gonna be REALY hot.

Posted by: Tehran Weather Forecaster at June 16, 2025 12:40 PM (u73oe)

85 Looking forward to the end of this. Soon hopefully. Then Iran gets leadership that will make Persia great again. I also hope Jimmy Carter can witness the rebirth after the hell he helped usher in.

Iran was originally going to be a counterweight to the communists and the lunatic Arabs in the ME. It would be great to have them play that role again. The country has huge potential.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2025 12:40 PM (s8j++)

86 Afternoon Ace and fellow travelers

When have you ever seen the stock market boom when there is war in the Middle East? I think Israel has a.eady won this. The question is who takes over. Never thought the situation in Syria would exult in detente with Israel so I have no idea what will happen in Iran. Unlike in Syria, there does not seem to be an armed insurrection group .

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 16, 2025 12:40 PM (t/2Uw)

87 That video of the traffic jam in Tehran could also be Floridians waiting until 3 hours before a hurricane is expected to hit before deciding to evacuate.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 16, 2025 12:40 PM (Y1sOo)

88 78 I hope Iran surrenders soon.
There's been too much death and oppression caused by their regime through the years
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 16, 2025 12:40 PM (Splbu)

=======

"Fight on for me!"
-the Mullahs from Moscow, clinking champagne glasses with Hamas' leadership by Zoom in Qatar

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 16, 2025 12:41 PM (GBKbO)

89 Besides Carter rolling in his grave, Barky is going to feel butt hurt

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2025 12:41 PM (+qU29)

90 The bombs were built into the frames on the factory lines as far back as 2017. Long game.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 16, 2025 12:41 PM (wzAuc)

91 I think it's safe to say it won't be a towel head. Could be a communist, though.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2025 12:37 PM (s8j++)

Right. Syria is now led by a guy who used to wear a towel. Now he wears a suit, and is killing all the Christians he can get his hands on.

Seems the problem is now the towel.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 16, 2025 12:41 PM (dGCAG)

92 Joe Mannix believes, I think with some good reason, that if the Ayatollahs should fall the Iranian state will crack up. Too many different ethnic groups and diverging interests to keep the Persian Empire together in a third iteration.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2025 12:39 PM (BI5O2)


Iran breaking up, you say? What could go wrong?

Posted by: Dr. T at June 16, 2025 12:41 PM (jGGMD)

93 Last words of nuclear scientists in Iran:

I ran so far awaaaay!
Posted by: dantesed at June 16, 2025 12:38 PM (qm5Wv)

We gots to get out of this place,
If it's the last thing we ever do!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 16, 2025 12:41 PM (wVcYX)

94 Last words of nuclear scientists in Iran:

I ran so far awaaaay!
Posted by: dantesed at June 16, 2025 12:38 PM


They died tired.

- The Mossad

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2025 12:41 PM (dPfyF)

95 55 Hopefully Qatar is taking notice.
Posted by: Stu Podaso
========
Arab world is famous for saying one thing and doing another. This term, Trump is using their own tactic against them. Always look at his actions rather than words.
Posted by: whig at June 16, 2025 12:3Gaza.


This. Iran thought they were stalling for time to complete a bomb, meanwhile Trump and Israel were stalling for time while they put their ass kicking boots on.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 16, 2025 12:42 PM (OA79/)

96 "operating deep inside Iran."

None of this 'Just the tip' nonsense.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2025 12:42 PM (bss/y)

97 Hopefully Trump doesn't give them what they want.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 16, 2025 12:39 PM (dGCAG)

Israel can handle this. I have no problem selling them guns and bombs, but I don't want any direct involvement on our behalf. Partly for own sake, but mostly for Israel's. There's nothing that ever comes from a combat alliance with the United States. Might as well just kill yourselves and get it over with.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2025 12:42 PM (BI5O2)

98 Seems the problem is now the towel.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 16, 2025 12:41 PM (dGCAG)

Not the towel.

Fat Monday fingers.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 16, 2025 12:42 PM (dGCAG)

99 Well, Russian disinformation site and the noted antisemites at Zerohedge are trying to say the Jews are getting pummeled. lol.
Posted by: Vengeance at June 16, 2025 12:31 PM (3y1L6)

The fun part about Zerohedge is they have a staff of writers all posting as "Tyler Durden" that like to argue with each other, so if you scroll down far enough, you'll find a post pretty much cheering for Israel and the end of the Islamic Republic, in spite of the site's reputation.

Posted by: Methos at June 16, 2025 12:42 PM (Dnobf)

100 We promise a future so bright you have to wear shades.
------------
Paul was a poor little rich boy -- he never had to cry
Whenever he complained of aches and pains the doctors would drop by
Now he goes to parties with the prettiest girls in town
They get paid five hundred dollars just to kick him when he's down

Posted by: Timbuk 3 at June 16, 2025 12:42 PM (TN0g+)

101 This. Iran thought they were stalling for time to complete a bomb, meanwhile Trump and Israel were stalling for time while they put their ass kicking boots on.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 16, 2025 12:42 PM (OA79/)
---------------

Iran didn't believe the change in President would bring a change in attitude.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 16, 2025 12:42 PM (tT6L1)

102 Now, it's all missile defense while acting like drones don't exist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 16, 2025 12:39 PM (GBKbO)

I'm 99% sure that Raytheon has at least a dozen potential anti drone weapons on the drawing board if not already produced in some fashion.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2025 12:42 PM (VofaG)

103 Never thought the situation in Syria would exult in detente with Israel so I have no idea what will happen in Iran.

We've talked about this before. You NEVER admit doubt or ignorance here at the HQ.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2025 12:43 PM (s8j++)

104 Now, it's all missile defense while acting like drones don't exist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
======
Always a problem with any organization. Fighting the last war.

We are not prepared for drone and robotic/hacking warfare as the two ocean moat around the US has led to complacency.

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2025 12:43 PM (ctrM5)

105 47 Surprised they haven't activated sleeper cells in the US by now. Last gasp of a dying regime and all.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 16, 2025 12:36 PM (OA79/)

I too wonder about such things. I have a theory that many "sleeper agents" get a taste of the US, go "hmmm, titty bars or blow myself up..." and roll with titty bars.

Posted by: Reforger at June 16, 2025 12:43 PM (xcIvR)

106 There's nothing that ever comes from a combat alliance with the United States. Might as well just kill yourselves and get it over with.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2025 12:42 PM


We are still good on the quick smash. Just don't put any faith in our promises.

Posted by: toby928 at June 16, 2025 12:44 PM (jc0TO)

107
I had heard from a source with Iranian and Israeli contacts that the regime is anticipated to fall soon.

To be replaced with what?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2025 12:35 PM (63Dwl)

Aye, there’s the rub…..
Posted by: tubal at June 16, 2025 12:35 PM (PCK5/)




A few years of internal fighting over who runs Persian Bartertown would likely give the rest of the world a breather.

Rince, repeat, and Iran becomes less of a problem world-wide.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 16, 2025 12:44 PM (y9nCu)

108 Haven't heard much from teh JEF or his minions about this unpleasantness. Or Joetato for that matter. Funny that.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at June 16, 2025 12:44 PM (luW68)

109 Among others, I have been watching coverage from a Channel called Tousi TV on youtube.

Iranian ex-patriot that is very Pro Israel / anti Regime. Apparently his father is under IRGC arrest in Tehran...

Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2025 12:44 PM (uZ2FS)

110 The point about the towel is that the youth of Iran, of which there are many, have had it up to their eyeballs with lunatic old men telling them what to do.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2025 12:44 PM (s8j++)

111 105 >> I had heard from a source with Iranian and Israeli contacts that the regime is anticipated to fall soon.

It’s not about what falls, it’s about what follows. I’m hearing the same things I heard in 2003 in Iraq. From some of the same people.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 16, 2025 12:43 PM (WfWuh)

Yes indeed that is the problem, in all cases… just look at all the replacement assholes in the world…

Posted by: tubal at June 16, 2025 12:45 PM (PCK5/)

112 Besides Carter rolling in his grave, Barky is going to feel butt hurt
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I hope every Bush admin who secretly or not-so-secretly undermined Trump feels scorn today for their cowardice.

Posted by: Timbuk 3 at June 16, 2025 12:45 PM (TN0g+)

113 Last words of nuclear scientists in Iran:

I ran so far awaaaay!

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Compilation of dad jokes.

https://is.gd/kieznD

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 16, 2025 12:45 PM (q39gi)

114 78 I hope Iran surrenders soon.
There's been too much death and oppression caused by their regime through the years
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 16, 2025 12:40 PM (Splbu)

Will the populace go full ceacesceu on their old leaders or have all the bigwugs already left for Russia and Qatar

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 16, 2025 12:45 PM (OA79/)

115 This. Iran thought they were stalling for time to complete a bomb, meanwhile Trump and Israel were stalling for time while they put their ass kicking boots on.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 16, 2025 12:42 PM (OA79/)
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Trump gave Iran 60 days. Not a coincidence that Israel went apeshit on them at day 61.

Trump 2.0 is the FAFO administration.

Posted by: ballistic at June 16, 2025 12:46 PM (5aZAZ)

116 Gotta Luv Trump... He thanked the No Kings protesters for making sure no King came in and took his job as President.

EPIC.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 16, 2025 12:46 PM (mP0Kj)

117 doh!

https://twitter.com/i/status/1934630263151018424

Posted by: DanMan at June 16, 2025 12:46 PM (8uzBS)

118 I too wonder about such things. I have a theory that many "sleeper agents" get a taste of the US, go "hmmm, titty bars or blow myself up..." and roll with titty bars.
Posted by: Reforger at June 16, 2025 12:43 PM (xcIvR)
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I believe President Trump warned Iran against such an attack. Basically said, loosely interpreted, "Israel is playing patty cake compared to what we'll do."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 16, 2025 12:46 PM (tT6L1)

119 116 Gotta Luv Trump... He thanked the No Kings protesters for making sure no King came in and took his job as President.

EPIC.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 16, 2025 12:46 PM (mP0Kj)

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Pretty sure that was a parody post.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 16, 2025 12:46 PM (GBKbO)

120 94 Last words of nuclear scientists in Iran:

I ran so far awaaaay!
Posted by: dantesed at June 16, 2025 12:38 PM

They died tired.

- The Mossad
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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Israeli Bombs keep Falling on My Head

Posted by: Zombie BJ Thomas at June 16, 2025 12:46 PM (ctrM5)

121 Yes indeed that is the problem, in all cases… just look at all the replacement assholes in the world…

I REALLY wish someone would bomb the asshole factory. They always seem to overproduce.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2025 12:46 PM (s8j++)

122 The Israelis must have some impressive human intel assets in Iran to carry off these decapitation strikes. Smoking the Iranian RG intelligence capo while at a presumably secret meeting is "chef's kiss."

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at June 16, 2025 12:46 PM (uY1j2)

123 There's nothing that ever comes from a combat alliance with the United States. Might as well just kill yourselves and get it over with.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2025 12:42 PM (BI5O2)

You get CIA ticks embedded in your country.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 16, 2025 12:46 PM (dGCAG)

124 AP: Trump vetoed Israeli plan to kill Iran's supreme leader, US official tells AP.

I don't believe this. He's a blood thirsty freak. He probably encouraged them to kill more civilians first then go after the Supreme Leader.

No he's not. Trump is a wuss. 🌮 He can wrap it in “isolationism” but he doesn’t have a heart to actually fight and he knows it.

He attacked family members when he was younger. That's how he ended up in military school. He's a weak old man now but he also has proxies. No one is safe from President Psychopath.

Netanyahu will go ahead anyway. He is King of the Middle East now. Trump will pretend he knew nothing about it and then be "dragged" into a war he and Netanyahu have been fantasizing about.

I don't think that the current Israeli government understands how this revenge thing works. For example, thanks to his acts of revenge in Gaza for October 7th, there will be three generations of Palestinians that will seek revenge on Israeli citizens.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 16, 2025 12:46 PM (JCZqz)

125 106 There's nothing that ever comes from a combat alliance with the United States. Might as well just kill yourselves and get it over with.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2025 12:42 PM

We are still good on the quick smash. Just don't put any faith in our promises.
Posted by: toby928 at June 16, 2025 12:44 PM (jc0TO)

Because of our electoral system… we are the Poster Country for “feckless”…

Posted by: tubal at June 16, 2025 12:46 PM (PCK5/)

126 121 I REALLY wish someone would bomb the asshole factory. They always seem to overproduce.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2025 12:46 PM (s8j++)

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The Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 16, 2025 12:47 PM (GBKbO)

127 82 Free Persia!
Posted by: toby928

That reminds me ... I need a new area rug

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 16, 2025 12:47 PM (Splbu)

128 124 I don't believe this. He's a blood thirsty freak. He probably encouraged them to kill more civilians first then go after the Supreme Leader.

No he's not. Trump is a wuss. 🌮 He can wrap it in “isolationism” but he doesn’t have a heart to actually fight and he knows it.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 16, 2025 12:46 PM (JCZqz)

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Such a wonderful contrast.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 16, 2025 12:47 PM (GBKbO)

129 > Surprised they haven't activated sleeper cells in the US by now. Last gasp of a dying regime and all.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
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Yea, I'm surprised the thousands of Middle Eastern men who flooded the border with all the illegals are not active. They've got a pretty good support network via the radicalized student body at most universities. Those "kids" would be more than happy to join any jihad-like activities.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 16, 2025 12:47 PM (Q4IgG)

130 Just for hypotheticals, let's say Iran some how, against all odds, manages to pull off their low budget Call of Duty fantasy assassination. Do they realize who will take over?
You thought the Army's 250th birthday parade was cool? If those shitty rug merchants managed to take out Trump, the USMC would have their 250th Birthday Parade in downtown Tehran.

Posted by: Stacy0311 at June 16, 2025 12:47 PM (K9xEt)

131 I hope every Bush admin who secretly or not-so-secretly undermined Trump feels scorn today for their cowardice.
Posted by: Timbuk 3 at June 16, 2025 12:45 PM (TN0g+)

There's that boogeyman again.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2025 12:47 PM (VofaG)

132 Iranian nuclear scientist: "Honey, would you mind starting the car for me?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2025 12:47 PM (YqDXo)

133 16 -- No. Rumor has it that the King-in-waiting has close personal ties to the Ayatollahs. Let's see if the rumor is true or false.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at June 16, 2025 12:47 PM (2XtqA)

134 Trump gave Iran 60 days. Not a coincidence that Israel went apeshit on them at day 61.

Trump 2.0 is the FAFO administration.
Posted by: ballistic
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Read that it was something like 60 days plus 15-20 minutes into the 61st day that Israel struck.

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2025 12:48 PM (ctrM5)

135 89 Besides Carter rolling in his grave, Barky is going to feel butt hurt
Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2025 12:41 PM (+qU29)


The Biden administration ( Tony Blinken ) saw Iran as a "peace partner" in their plan to solve the Palestinian problem.

https://is.gd/vNkyzQ

From the article:

"According to the U.S. blueprint, the United States and Iran will jointly administer a set of Levantine provinces, including Israel; a future Palestinian state; and Lebanon. Jordan, which is also part of the local geography, is configured as an American protectorate to balance out Syria, which was recognized by Barack Obama, publicly in 2015 and privately in his letters to Ali Khamenei, as an Iranian regional “equity” and will therefore apparently be administered solely by Iran."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 16, 2025 12:48 PM (PiwSw)

136 117 doh!

https://twitter.com/i/status/1934630263151018424


That studio is going to need a DEEEEEP clean.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2025 12:48 PM (s8j++)

137 Or, more likely, a western-friendly strongman. Perhaps someone tied to the Shah.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 16, 2025 12:37 PM (GBKbO)

What Iran needs right now is a hard-ass dictator to ruthlessly suppress the muslims. Eventually morph it into a sort of Persian-centric apartheid state in which ethnic Persians, be they Zoroastrian, Christian, or Jews run the show, and muslims are a non-voting underclass.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2025 12:48 PM (ykD6T)

138 124 Netanyahu will go ahead anyway. He is King of the Middle East now. Trump will pretend he knew nothing about it and then be "dragged" into a war he and Netanyahu have been fantasizing about.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 16, 2025 12:46 PM (JCZqz)

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I remember all the wars Trump was dragged into and manipulated into in his first term.

Ukraine, man. It started on his watch! He sent boots on the ground! And he nuked Germany because Angela Merkel said something mean about him on Twitter!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 16, 2025 12:48 PM (GBKbO)

139 Surprised they haven't activated sleeper cells in the US by now. Last gasp of a dying regime and all.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 16, 2025 12:36 PM (OA79/)

Perhaps even muslims don't want to be the last fool to die for a lost cause?

Posted by: Methos at June 16, 2025 12:48 PM (Dnobf)

140 132 Iranian nuclear scientist: "Honey, would you mind starting the car for me?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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"Baby You Can Drive My Car"

Posted by: the Beatles at June 16, 2025 12:48 PM (ctrM5)

141 I am sort of conflicted about the Iranians complaining about car bombs. I don't know if I should be saddened by the violence and elated by the pay-back by the same tools they used on the world . . . Or should I hope they find out what IEDs do to their roadways and morale of their troops, also?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2025 12:49 PM (D7oie)

142 "It does seem like you'd need agents on-scene to plant car bombs."

Or internal column or just paid agitators or mercs. I assume there are a lot of Iranians living in Iran that hate the government.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 16, 2025 12:49 PM (iFTx/)

143 I nominate the screwless dental implant ad as currently most odious. It's unstoppable gif feature in particular.

Posted by: From about That Time at June 16, 2025 12:49 PM (n4GiU)

144 I'm 99% sure that Raytheon has at least a dozen potential anti drone weapons on the drawing board if not already produced in some fashion.
Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2025 12:42 PM (VofaG)

I know there are some area denial systems in place for smaller man-portable types. My company is working on some to address larger categories.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 16, 2025 12:49 PM (HfpuP)

145 LOL... Love the new just added... Is that real ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2025 12:49 PM (VE6XX)

146 >>Never thought the situation in Syria would exult in detente with Israel so I have no idea what will happen in Iran.


There was a reason Israel immediately destroyed the Military Infrastructure as soon as Assad fell.

They didn't leave much of anything behind for the John McCain All-Stars to utilize against them.

Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2025 12:49 PM (uZ2FS)

147 137 What Iran needs right now is a hard-ass dictator to ruthlessly suppress the muslims. Eventually morph it into a sort of Persian-centric apartheid state in which ethnic Persians, be they Zoroastrian, Christian, or Jews run the show, and muslims are a non-voting underclass.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2025 12:48 PM (ykD6T)

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"What about...and here me out on this...a Western democracy that we stage-manage for 20 years?"
-that one guy at State

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 16, 2025 12:49 PM (GBKbO)

148 132 Iranian nuclear scientist: "Honey, would you mind starting the car for me?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2025 12:47 PM (YqDXo)

+++LOL+++

Posted by: washrivergal at June 16, 2025 12:49 PM (/xK46)

149 101 This. Iran thought they were stalling for time to complete a bomb, meanwhile Trump and Israel were stalling for time while they put their ass kicking boots on.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 16, 2025 12:42 PM (OA79/)
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Iran didn't believe the change in President would bring a change in attitude.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 16, 2025 12:42 PM (tT6L1)

This. They never thought that the US would let the Israelis take the gloves off, or that the US would help, and that the paid opposition in the US would all be tangled up in weird alliances wearing burger king hats yelling no kings!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 16, 2025 12:49 PM (OA79/)

150 Missed reading your comments whig - glad to see you here.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2025 12:49 PM (PcTds)

151 When have you ever seen the stock market boom when there is war in the Middle East?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)


The stock market hates uncertainty above all else.

Israel is adding certainty to the "how close is Iran to having nukes?" question. In the correct direction.

Posted by: mikeski at June 16, 2025 12:49 PM (r5S46)

152 When your chief spook gets blown up, that is a serious intelligence failure.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 16, 2025 12:50 PM (skGot)

153 Somewhere Hezbollah is complaining that no one is paying attention to them any more.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 16, 2025 12:50 PM (HfpuP)

154 Perhaps Iranian insurgents, who may or may not be coordinating with Mossad/CIA, are carrying out car bombings and other attacks. I guess we'll have to wait for the movie.

Posted by: Prognosis Negative at June 16, 2025 12:50 PM (qUkBO)

155 Yeah the USA has kept the world basically democratic since 1918 but we're the shitheads.

Sometimes I don't understand you guys going full retard.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2025 12:50 PM (VofaG)

156 And the bomb during broadcast is funny.

Posted by: From about That Time at June 16, 2025 12:50 PM (n4GiU)

157 The Biden administration ( Tony Blinken ) saw Iran as a "peace partner" in their plan to solve the Palestinian problem.

https://is.gd/vNkyzQ

From the article:

"According to the U.S. blueprint, the United States and Iran will jointly administer a set of Levantine provinces, including Israel; a future Palestinian state; and Lebanon. Jordan, which is also part of the local geography, is configured as an American protectorate to balance out Syria, which was recognized by Barack Obama, publicly in 2015 and privately in his letters to Ali Khamenei, as an Iranian regional “equity” and will therefore apparently be administered solely by Iran."


Amazing. How can anyone be stupid enough to believe this and still be capable of breathing unassisted?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2025 12:51 PM (s8j++)

158 Hopefully Trump doesn't give them what they want.
Posted by: BurtTC

Israel can handle this. I have no problem selling them guns and bombs, but I don't want any direct involvement on our behalf. Partly for own sake, but mostly for Israel's. There's nothing that ever comes from a combat alliance with the United States. Might as well just kill yourselves and get it over with.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Concur. All those times the U.S. urged "restraint" and kept Israel from handling their business. This all could have been over with decades ago. But no American intervention, other than economic transactions...but only to the non-islamofacist side.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 16, 2025 12:51 PM (ZMKNH)

159 "Iranian 'News' Station Bombed Mid-Rant"

I would love that to be real, but without more confirmation I'm gonna say that looks fake.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 16, 2025 12:51 PM (iFTx/)

160 But what about the WitchDoktor v. Taylor conflict?

Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2025 12:51 PM (77rzZ)

161 I thought that Iranian nuclear scientists were going to school in the US because I'm not too bright. Apparently they have comprehensive programs at their own universities and their students are welcome in Russia and China.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 16, 2025 12:51 PM (MMp6W)

162 finally

that's all I can say

FINALLY

next, Cuba

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 16, 2025 12:51 PM (Pv3Rg)

163
I like how the haranguing harridan turned away and left as if she had just remembered that she had left a pot roast in the oven back home.

LOL

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 16, 2025 12:51 PM (Tv15w)

164 155 Yeah the USA has kept the world basically democratic since 1918 but we're the shitheads.

Sometimes I don't understand you guys going full retard.
Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2025 12:50 PM (VofaG)

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*looks at Europe, it's massive administrative state and anti-speech laws*

Democratic?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 16, 2025 12:52 PM (GBKbO)

165 Somewhere Hezbollah is complaining that no one is paying attention to them any more.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 16, 2025 12:50 PM (HfpuP)
_________

"yea, we know the feeling"

-- Houtis

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 16, 2025 12:52 PM (iFTx/)

166 I wonder how far down the Target List the IDF is. Is AA totally suppressed at this point?

From what I've read, Iran has zero anti-air capability at this point. IAF is refueling above Iran in plain sight.

Ben Rhodes, Valerie Jarrett, and Susan Rice hardest hit.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 16, 2025 12:52 PM (2ocoG)

167 I am sort of conflicted about the Iranians complaining about car bombs. I don't know if I should be saddened by the violence and elated by the pay-back by the same tools they used on the world . . . Or should I hope they find out what IEDs do to their roadways and morale of their troops, also?
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What about the environmental damage?

Posted by: Greta in a Burka at June 16, 2025 12:52 PM (TN0g+)

168 134 Trump gave Iran 60 days. Not a coincidence that Israel went apeshit on them at day 61.

Trump 2.0 is the FAFO administration.
Posted by: ballistic
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Read that it was something like 60 days plus 15-20 minutes into the 61st day that Israel struck.
Posted by: whig at June 16, 2025 12:48 PM (ctrM5)

This is the ass kicking Trump promised if all gazan hostages were not released.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 16, 2025 12:52 PM (OA79/)

169 Expecting to be heading down to the shelter some time within the next few hours.

Just had incoming up north. So far no reports of any harm.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 16, 2025 12:52 PM (NCzg5)

170 IRIB strike, the Israelis read up on the RAF in World War II goring Goering in mid-speech with a Mosquito bomber raid.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 16, 2025 12:52 PM (skGot)

171 From the last video: I had no idea that Iran now operated B2s. Go figure.

Posted by: Disillusionist at June 16, 2025 12:52 PM (t11Py)

172 >>I would love that to be real, but without more confirmation I'm gonna say that looks fake.


Pretty sure you can go ahead and marry it without fear of embarrassment.

Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2025 12:52 PM (uZ2FS)

173 But what about the WitchDoktor v. Taylor conflict?
Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2025 12:51 PM (77rzZ)

Uneasy peace, until she starts showing off again and I have to talk about her trip to Spain with the fish-smelly rental car.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 16, 2025 12:53 PM (HfpuP)

174 Trump is hitting the gazing leadership where it really hurts. Their banker and payroll clerks are all dead.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 16, 2025 12:53 PM (OA79/)

175 Democratic?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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As in the DDR. The E. Germans won and did what mustache man dreamed of.

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2025 12:53 PM (ctrM5)

176 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 16, 2025 12:52 PM (NCzg5)

Praying for you all

Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2025 12:53 PM (VE6XX)

177 This all could have been avoided if Carter hadn't fucked the Shah, or if the US had backed the Green Revolution, or Obama and Biden hadn't handed those cocksuckers billions of dollars to play with. The policy decisions by Democrat mullah-loving assholes trace a direct line to this point in history. Fuck them all in the heart with a rusty fileting knife.

Posted by: Could've nipped this in the 1970s at June 16, 2025 12:53 PM (TbWk/)

178 "yea, we know the feeling"

-- Houtis

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 16, 2025 12:52 PM (iFTx/)
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They're still firing at us at least One-A-Day.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 16, 2025 12:53 PM (NCzg5)

179 151 When have you ever seen the stock market boom when there is war in the Middle East?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)

The stock market hates uncertainty above all else.

Israel is adding certainty to the "how close is Iran to having nukes?" question. In the correct direction.
Posted by: mikeski at June 16, 2025 12:49 PM (r5S46)

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How can Ford be up after Buck Throckmorton's post?

Posted by: Oglebay at June 16, 2025 12:53 PM (MMp6W)

180 Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2025 12:50 PM (VofaG)

Nobody is going full retard

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 16, 2025 12:54 PM (eZwyX)

181 >>> I could see Shah Jr. as a Constitutional Monarch.
Posted by: toby928 at June 16, 2025 12:33 PM

Gotta be better than Shah K. Kahn.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2025 12:35 PM (dPfyF)

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I feel for you.

Posted by: Turn 2 at June 16, 2025 12:54 PM (6TlG5)

182 Of course, no one is admitting the obvious: Israel is overflying airspace controlled by nominally Muslim countries to get to Iran.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 16, 2025 12:54 PM (tT6L1)

183 Expecting to be heading down to the shelter some time within the next few hours.

Just had incoming up north. So far no reports of any harm.
Posted by: Biden's Dog

You and yours stay safe, BD.

Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2025 12:54 PM (77rzZ)

184 Netanyahu will go ahead anyway. He is King of the Middle East now.

is this supposed to be a bad thing? lol

and hey whig!!!

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 16, 2025 12:54 PM (Pv3Rg)

185
If there's no looming Iranian threat, will the Saudis still need to buy billions of defense products?

What about Lockheed and Boeing? WHAT ABOUT OUR CHILDREN?

Posted by: Auspex at June 16, 2025 12:54 PM (j4U/Z)

186 Iranian nuclear scientist: "Honey, would you mind starting the car for me?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2025 12:47 PM (YqDXo)


"and while you are at it, turn both the AC and the radio on and off a couple of times, please"

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2025 12:54 PM (D7oie)

187 Gotta be better than Shah K. Kahn.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2025 12:35 PM (dPfyF)

Dude.


Ok I laughed.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 16, 2025 12:54 PM (HfpuP)

188 We've talked about this before. You NEVER admit doubt or ignorance here at the HQ.
Posted by: Archimedes


I don't know..... are you sure about that?

Posted by: mikeski at June 16, 2025 12:54 PM (r5S46)

189 To be replaced with what?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2025 12:35 PM (63Dwl)

--

An olgarchy of hot Iranian babes with wind-tossed tresses of sexy freedom?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 16, 2025 12:54 PM (wzAuc)

190 My dad was an electronics engineer at Westinghouse, which is now Northrop Grumman. Fun fact: I won one of the competitive family scholarships.

In the 70s, he considered accepting an offer to work in Iran for a year or two, but decided against it.

Had he accepted, we would have been there when the embassy was taken over.

FWIW, the 80s buildup of our defenses was very good to my family.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at June 16, 2025 12:54 PM (USyCi)

191 "Achmed! Get the car."

"Are you driving yourself, Boss? Is your wife coming with you?"

"No, take her to her father's house until things are safe."

"Okay, anything you say."

Posted by: Prognosis Negative at June 16, 2025 12:55 PM (qUkBO)

192 Trump 2.0 is the FAFO administration.
Posted by: ballistic

Trump losing in 2020 was rhe best thing for him. He realized the Republican Party leadership was working against him at every turn, so he had time to reconsider and put together a team of specialized activists and loyalists so he can actually accomplish things. He listened to moderate advice and played by the rules last time...this time he has very few fucks to give. I love it.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 16, 2025 12:55 PM (JCZqz)

193 >>>117 doh!

https://twitter.com/i/status/1934630263151018424
Posted by: DanMan at June 16, 2025 12:46 PM (8uzBS)
*****
I laughed when I watched and rewatched that. Thanks.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at June 16, 2025 12:55 PM (+V9k3)

194 Afternoon ace. Do you think we could convince the Israeli's to nail CNN, MSNBC or ABC? We defunded PBS and NPR, might as well go all in

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 16, 2025 12:55 PM (akw+7)

195 Where is that Pahlevi Prince of Persia that lives in the US?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 16, 2025 12:56 PM (skGot)

196 My only concern is the U.S. doesn't get sucked into another war.
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This isn't "another" war.

Iran has already been at war with us for 45+ years, and we've mostly tried to ignore it.

Posted by: Methos at June 16, 2025 12:56 PM (Dnobf)

197 This is only happening now because Trump is President. Change my mind

And it’s great!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 16, 2025 12:56 PM (nrfI8)

198 I don't know..... are you sure about that?
Posted by: mikeski at June 16, 2025 12:54 PM


I have my doubts.

Posted by: toby928 at June 16, 2025 12:56 PM (jc0TO)

199 180 Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2025 12:50 PM (VofaG)

Nobody is going full retard
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 16, 2025 12:54 PM (eZwyX)

Sean Penn, 2001. I Am Sam, remember? Went full retard. Went home empty-handed.

Posted by: Sgt. Lincoln Osiris at June 16, 2025 12:56 PM (TbWk/)

200 So how soon will Harvard and Columbia have mass pro-Iran protests? Or are they already happening?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 16, 2025 12:56 PM (/CkK4)

201 Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2025 12:50 PM (VofaG)

Nobody is going full retard
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 16, 2025 12:54 PM (eZwyX)

There's nothing that ever comes from a combat alliance with the United States. Might as well just kill yourselves and get it over with.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2025 12:42 PM (BI5O2)

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2025 12:56 PM (VofaG)

202 We'll be right back after a word from our sponsor.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 16, 2025 12:56 PM (P9gC0)

203 The point about the towel is that the youth of Iran, of which there are many, have had it up to their eyeballs with lunatic old men telling them what to do.

Ha! Similar to some youth in the US looking at some of our politicians - Graham, for one.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2025 12:56 PM (PcTds)

204 Trumo should eeinstall the Shah. King.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 16, 2025 12:34 PM


No Shahs! Particularly if they're named Rick.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2025 12:56 PM (26Frl)

205 Dad jokes are the best jokes

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 16, 2025 12:56 PM (Splbu)

206 186 Iranian nuclear scientist: "Honey, would you mind starting the car for me?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2025 12:47 PM (YqDXo)

"and while you are at it, turn both the AC and the radio on and off a couple of times, please"
_____

"and, uh, drive it around the block"

Posted by: Prognosis Negative at June 16, 2025 12:56 PM (qUkBO)

207 184 Netanyahu will go ahead anyway. He is King of the Middle East now.

is this supposed to be a bad thing? lol

and hey whig!!!
Posted by: Black Orchid

Reeee! We should go to Gaza and have a No Kings protest there!!!!!

Posted by: Retarded Leftwing Trans Activists at June 16, 2025 12:57 PM (JCZqz)

208 >> Where is that Pahlevi Prince of Persia that lives in the US?


In hiding, no doubt. Though he has made a few statements / appearances via Zoom.

Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2025 12:57 PM (uZ2FS)

209 Update: Iranian "News" Station Bombed Mid-Rant



Please tell me it was CNN’s Iranian subsidiary.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 16, 2025 12:57 PM (/CkK4)

210 Insert clip of Pali woman on zoom call freaking out upon learning a Hamas big cheese has been killed by an exploding beeper.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 16, 2025 12:57 PM (Hkcdp)

211 I'm waiting for the No Shahs protests

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 16, 2025 12:58 PM (iFTx/)

212 If you've always dreamed of being a nuclear scientist now's your chance.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 16, 2025 12:58 PM (kTd/k)

213
Please tell me it was CNN’s Iranian subsidiary.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 16, 2025 12:57 PM (/CkK4)

_______

Isn't that in Atlanta?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2025 12:58 PM (QnmlO)

214 Reeee! We should go to Gaza and have a No Kings protest there!!!!!

They tried and the Egyptians went full Selma on them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 16, 2025 12:58 PM (skGot)

215 Update: Iranian "News" Station Bombed Mid-Rant



Please tell me it was CNN’s Iranian subsidiary.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 16, 2025 12:57 PM (/CkK4)

Probably the highest bidder for CNN.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 16, 2025 12:58 PM (S/Y4j)

216 >>Gotta be better than Shah K. Kahn.


Loved this.

But, Chaka without Rufus is not peak Chaka.

Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2025 12:58 PM (uZ2FS)

217 204 Trumo should eeinstall the Shah. King.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 16, 2025 12:34 PM

No Shahs! Particularly if they're named Rick.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2025 12:56 PM (26Frl)


Shah? Nah Nah.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 16, 2025 12:58 PM (PiwSw)

218 I kind of lean toward not caring what government follows the current Mullahs, even other Mullahs, as long as Iran learns it's place and quits making trouble for everyone else.

Iran is a pissant country, like Belgium if it had oil.

Posted by: toby928 at June 16, 2025 12:58 PM (jc0TO)

219 "Nobody is going full retard"
____

Except for the Ukrainian who tried to sit in the "Van Gogh chair" in an Italian museum recently. That guy went full retard.

Posted by: Prognosis Negative at June 16, 2025 12:58 PM (qUkBO)

220 I wonder if we can get any of these a-holes to go and take over... Tim Kaine or Walz.. they love that place so much.

Posted by: Silent at June 16, 2025 12:58 PM (jCvle)

221 Of course, no one is admitting the obvious: Israel is overflying airspace controlled by nominally Muslim countries to get to Iran.

What Israeli planes? We've been watching like hawks, and nope, there's been nary a one. Believe you me, we'd know.
*whistles nonchalantly, stares at shoes*

Posted by: Iraq and Syria at June 16, 2025 12:58 PM (s8j++)

222 For example, thanks to his acts of revenge in Gaza for October 7th, there will be three generations of Palestinians that will seek revenge on Israeli citizens.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 16, 2025 12:46 PM (JCZqz)

Then, we keep on killing each generation until they get the hint.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 16, 2025 12:58 PM (5xuJ/)

223 I’m confused by something. Why go through all this trouble? Since Jews control the weather couldn’t they just conjure up some tornadoes to kill all these people? It would be a lot easier.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 16, 2025 12:59 PM (/CkK4)

224 Cool!

Now do The View.

Posted by: Bombadil at June 16, 2025 12:59 PM (MX0bI)

225 "This...was...CNN."

Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 16, 2025 12:59 PM (64qRd)

226 Iran breaking up, you say? What could go wrong?
Posted by: Dr. T

Well, it's hard to do, I can tell you that much.

Posted by: Neil Sedaka at June 16, 2025 12:59 PM (ZMKNH)

227 214 Reeee! We should go to Gaza and have a No Kings protest there!!!!!

I noticed in the coverage of the No kings "protests" there were F' Jews signs and Pali flags...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2025 12:59 PM (VE6XX)

228 One report I saw at Rantburg said 32 US Military Tankers were tracked heading to the region, with the implication that they were there to support continuous refueling of IDF jets.

Posted by: Crusader at June 16, 2025 12:59 PM (TN0g+)

229 Please tell me it was CNN’s Iranian subsidiary.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 16, 2025 12:57 PM (/CkK4)

_______

Isn't that in Atlanta?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2025 12:58 PM (QnmlO)


CNN moved to NYC. The former CNN Center is being leased out to other tenants.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 16, 2025 12:59 PM (2ocoG)

230 Iranian nuclear scientist: "Honey, would you mind starting the car for me?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2025 12:47 PM

No buono.

Posted by: Apolonia at June 16, 2025 12:59 PM (8sr81)

231 218 I kind of lean toward not caring what government follows the current Mullahs, even other Mullahs, as long as Iran learns it's place and quits making trouble for everyone else.

Iran is a pissant country, like Belgium if it had oil.
Posted by: toby928 at June 16, 2025 12:58 PM (jc0TO)

This is the bottom line that matters.

Posted by: tubal at June 16, 2025 12:59 PM (PCK5/)

232 Of course, no one is admitting the obvious: Israel is overflying airspace controlled by nominally Muslim countries to get to Iran.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 16, 2025 12:54 PM (tT6L1)
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Saw that Syria's Julani explicitly said that's fine.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 16, 2025 01:00 PM (NCzg5)

233 I wonder if we can get any of these a-holes to go and take over... Tim Kaine or Walz.. they love that place so much.
Posted by: Silent at June 16, 2025 12:58 PM (jCvle)

This is a job for ... Hillary!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 16, 2025 01:00 PM (S/Y4j)

234 Iran is a pissant country, like Belgium if it had oil.
Posted by: toby928


The Achaemenids, Sassanids, and Il-Khans beg to disagree.

Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2025 01:00 PM (77rzZ)

235 and hey whig!!!
Posted by: Black Orchid
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Hiya. I've been absent while keeping the medical profession employed.

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2025 01:00 PM (ctrM5)

236 I love the smell of nation building in the morning.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 16, 2025 01:00 PM (P9gC0)

237 I’m confused by something. Why go through all this trouble? Since Jews control the weather couldn’t they just conjure up some tornadoes to kill all these people? It would be a lot easier.

It's JJ Sefton's turn to have the weather machine and he keeps making it rain on the Paris sidewalk cafes for some reason.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 16, 2025 01:00 PM (2ocoG)

238 example, thanks to his acts of revenge in Gaza for October 7th, there will be three generations of Palestinians that will seek revenge on Israeli citizens.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 16, 2025 12:46 PM (JCZqz)

As Opposed to the last 3 generations which showed nothing but love towards Israeli citizens.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 16, 2025 01:01 PM (/CkK4)

239 Mag Bar Khomeini

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"Mag Bar" is Hebrew for "Delenda Est," amirite?

Posted by: ShainS -- Busy Organizing 'Make Trump King' Protests at June 16, 2025 01:01 PM (rhmsd)

240 Well, it's hard to do, I can tell you that much.
Posted by: Neil Sedaka
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Down dooby doo down down...

Posted by: Crusader at June 16, 2025 01:01 PM (TN0g+)

241 Of course, no one is admitting the obvious: Israel is overflying airspace controlled by nominally Muslim countries to get to Iran.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 16, 2025 12:54 PM (tT6L1)
_______

I believe at least Syria gave explicit approval

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 16, 2025 01:01 PM (iFTx/)

242 234 Iran is a pissant country, like Belgium if it had oil.
Posted by: toby928


The Achaemenids, Sassanids, and Il-Khans beg to disagree.
Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2025 01:00 PM (77rzZ)

But, then, and now, maybe?

Posted by: tubal at June 16, 2025 01:01 PM (PCK5/)

243 Read that it was something like 60 days plus 15-20 minutes into the 61st day that Israel struck.
Posted by: whig at June 16, 2025 12:48 PM (ctrM5)

This is the ass kicking Trump promised if all gazan hostages were not released.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 16, 2025 12:52 PM (OA79/)
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Yup. The rest of the world has basically spent the last 40ish years dealing with feckless twats in leadership that talk a big game but want to let the softdicks in the State Department "do" foreign policy.

Now they will learn to deal with DJT and evidently Marco Rubio who it appears has found and reattached his testicles.

Posted by: ballistic at June 16, 2025 01:01 PM (5aZAZ)

244 Anti-ICE Protester’s Testicle "Shattered" by Rubber Bullet in LA

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Doesn't say whether xi was a boy or a girl.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 16, 2025 01:01 PM (q39gi)

245 Of course, no one is admitting the obvious: Israel is overflying airspace controlled by nominally Muslim countries to get to Iran.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

--

Iran has no friends left in the region. Literally every regime of not benefits if the go away. They may not actively assist, but they're pleased as punch to stand aside and watch Israel reduce Iran to a basket case.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez at June 16, 2025 01:01 PM (SoUwn)

246 Then, we keep on killing each generation until they get the hint.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy
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From what I've read, obesity is killing more Gazans than the Israelis.

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2025 01:01 PM (ctrM5)

247 Dr. Science here in America killed more with tiny molecules than those clown scientists in Iran have.

Posted by: torabora at June 16, 2025 01:01 PM (dqDDR)

248 Trump gave Iran 60 days. Not a coincidence that Israel went apeshit on them at day 61.
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I think the intelligence was dire enough that Israel had decided two months ago to go, but stayed their hand at Trump's request.

Posted by: Methos at June 16, 2025 01:01 PM (Dnobf)

249 If there's no looming Iranian threat, will the Saudis still need to buy billions of defense products?

What about Lockheed and Boeing? WHAT ABOUT OUR CHILDREN?
Posted by: Auspex at June 16, 2025 12:54 PM (j4U/Z)

This is what keeps me up at night. Thinking about our domestic warmongers, and their ability to warmonge.

If I know these boys though, they'll find another war soon enough, if this one goes tits up.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 16, 2025 01:01 PM (dGCAG)

250
The old maniacs in Iran will be replaced a new generation of young maniacs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2025 01:01 PM (QnmlO)

251 There are a ton of stunning Persian women out there, and their TV channel picks some nasty old hag, lol.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at June 16, 2025 01:02 PM (jxlma)

252 I believe at least Syria gave explicit approval

Yup, Syria officially stated "fine with us".

Posted by: Ian S. at June 16, 2025 01:02 PM (2ocoG)

253 It would be a lot easier.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 16, 2025 12:59 PM (/CkK4)

You try saying "SharksWithFrikkingLaserBeamsNado" on a live news broadcast without effing it up.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 16, 2025 01:02 PM (VoAdT)

254 236 I love the smell of nation building in the morning.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 16, 2025 01:00 PM (P9gC0)

Hopefully not… that becomes a Stench, pretty quickly.

Posted by: tubal at June 16, 2025 01:02 PM (PCK5/)

255 >>>The Achaemenids, Sassanids, and Il-Khans beg to disagree.
Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2025 01:00 PM (77rzZ)

Their real glory days predate Islam

Posted by: brak at June 16, 2025 01:02 PM (jGJov)

256 "Nobody is going full retard"

Somebody hasn't looked at the pictures from Saturday's protests...

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 16, 2025 01:02 PM (JCZqz)

257 Where is that Pahlevi Prince of Persia that lives in the US?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 16, 2025 12:56 PM (skGot)
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Running through many levels of spikes and chompers.

Posted by: Captain Obvious. Laird o' the Sea at June 16, 2025 01:02 PM (6YdsJ)

258 Tucker Carlson hardest hit

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 16, 2025 01:04 PM (oq3xb)

259 251 There are a ton of stunning Persian women out there, and their TV channel picks some nasty old hag, lol.
Posted by: Dworkin Barime

In my early twenties I was working a a retail store manager. 1987ish. We had a HS senior who was Iranian Persian. Very nice kid. Stunning.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 16, 2025 01:04 PM (OA79/)

260 Think Uber package service.
....shudder...
Or a robot electric semi truck hauling 80,000 pounds.

Posted by: torabora at June 16, 2025 01:04 PM (dqDDR)

261 252 I believe at least Syria gave explicit approval

Yup, Syria officially stated "fine with us".
Posted by: Ian S. at June 16, 2025 01:02 PM (2ocoG)

========

Decades of funding terror against just about everyone left Iran with no friends, huh?

Weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 16, 2025 01:04 PM (GBKbO)

262 Fine Young Maniacs...ah, forget it.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 16, 2025 01:04 PM (MMp6W)

263 Reeee! We should go to Gaza and have a No Kings protest there!!!!!

I noticed in the coverage of the No kings "protests" there were F' Jews signs and Pali flags...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2025 12:59 PM (VE6XX)

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"Jews were the original Kings, H8R!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Busy Organizing 'Make Trump King' Protests at June 16, 2025 01:04 PM (rhmsd)

264 I think the intelligence was dire enough that Israel had decided two months ago to go, but stayed their hand at Trump's request.
Posted by: Methos at June 16, 2025 01:01 PM (Dnobf)

Do people really believe that? The #twoweeks thing?

They wanted to do this, so they did. Whether you think they should or not, that's for you to decide, but this notion that it was urgent, that if they didn't do something now, Iran was going to FINALLY NOW THIS TIME, THEY'RE TOTALLY TWO WEEKS AWAY FROM THE BOMB is just too silly to comment on.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 16, 2025 01:04 PM (dGCAG)

265 Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2025 12:56 PM (VofaG)

How is that full retard, other than maybe being hyperbolic?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 16, 2025 01:04 PM (eZwyX)

266 There are a ton of stunning Persian women out there, and their TV channel picks some nasty old hag, lol.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen


They'd just make the hotties bag up like every other woman, so what would be the point? They're never gonna have Mexican weathergirls on their TV.

Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2025 01:04 PM (77rzZ)

267 "the noted antisemites at Zerohedge"

That venn diagram is nearly a perfect circle.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at June 16, 2025 01:04 PM (KAi1n)

268 I’m confused by something. Why go through all this trouble? Since Jews control the weather couldn’t they just conjure up some tornadoes to kill all these people? It would be a lot easier.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 16, 2025 12:59 PM (/CkK4)

Uhh, we tried, but somehow they keep winding up in Tennessee, Oklahoma, and Texas. Sorry 'bout that.

Posted by: Storm Rabinowitz Chief Weather Maker Dude at June 16, 2025 01:04 PM (5xuJ/)

269 ISIS is Sunni and Iran is Shia so I assume why Syria gave the okay.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2025 01:05 PM (VofaG)

270 The Iranian TV station clip with the woman wagging her Arsenio Hall finger is hilarious.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at June 16, 2025 01:05 PM (wrXPz)

271 "What about...and here me out on this...a Western democracy that we stage-manage for 20 years?"
-that one guy at State
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 16, 2025 12:49 PM (GBKbO)

Won't work. islam is inherently incompatible with any kind of democracy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2025 01:05 PM (S8BjZ)

272 oAn olgarchy of hot Iranian babes with wind-tossed tresses of sexy freedom?
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June

^^^^^

Posted by: From about That Time at June 16, 2025 01:05 PM (n4GiU)

273 >>> 251 There are a ton of stunning Persian women out there, an

They land in Europe, remove their trash bags, get all dolled up, then hit the town shopping. And then trash bags back on before the flight home.

Posted by: brak at June 16, 2025 01:05 PM (jGJov)

274 This is what keeps me up at night. Thinking about our domestic warmongers, and their ability to warmonge.

If I know these boys though, they'll find another war soon enough, if this one goes tits up.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 16, 2025 01:01 PM (dGCAG)

You haven't seen the signs of an impending invasion of (or by) Mexico?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 16, 2025 01:05 PM (S/Y4j)

275 Think Uber package service.
....shudder...
Or a robot electric semi truck hauling 80,000 pounds.


Right now we have 80,000 pound semi trucks being driven by illegals who can't read the street signs and rely entirely on a GPS reading things out in their language. Which is equally terrifying.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 16, 2025 01:05 PM (2ocoG)

276 The exploding TV Station is the funniest shit! It's like Family Guy and South Park in 3D...


I was against this war, but the cartoon stuff is going to be epic!

Posted by: Mister Ghost at June 16, 2025 01:05 PM (TGPs7)

277 So Breitbart says Iran wants to negotiate with Israel and the US ? I say no... Finish the job

Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2025 01:05 PM (VE6XX)

278 Anti-ICE Protester’s Testicle "Shattered" by Rubber Bullet in LA

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Doesn't say whether xi was a boy or a girl.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 16, 2025 01:01 PM (q39gi)
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Because Xir itself is not sure, one way or the other

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 16, 2025 01:05 PM (oq3xb)

279 136 117 doh!

https://twitter.com/i/status/1934630263151018424

That studio is going to need a DEEEEEP clean.
Posted by: Archimedes

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Would be great if that really happened, but that video looks pretty AI-ish to me... Any other confirmation on it?

Posted by: bearski at June 16, 2025 01:06 PM (Bhsk7)

280 There are a ton of stunning Persian women out there, and their TV channel picks some nasty old hag, lol.
---------

Wait, what?

Posted by: The Gals at The View at June 16, 2025 01:06 PM (yxhux)

281 Decades of funding terror against just about everyone left Iran with no friends, huh?

Weird.


Turns out, being a colossal d*** 24/7/365 is no way to go through life.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2025 01:06 PM (s8j++)

282 An oligarchy of hot Iranian babes with wind-tossed tresses of sexy freedom?
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June

^^^^^

Posted by: From about That Time at June 16, 2025 01:06 PM (n4GiU)

283
Won't work. islam is inherently incompatible with any kind of democracy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2025 01:05 PM (S8BjZ)

_________

Or progress. Or modernity.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2025 01:06 PM (QnmlO)

284 Anti-ICE Protester’s Testicle "Shattered" by Rubber Bullet in LA


Ahhh, look at me, I'm a shattered
I'm a shattered
Look at me, I'm a shattered, yeah

Posted by: The Rolling Testicles at June 16, 2025 01:07 PM (wVcYX)

285 281 Decades of funding terror against just about everyone left Iran with no friends, huh?

Weird.

Turns out, being a colossal d*** 24/7/365 is no way to go through life.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2025 01:06 PM (s8j++)

=====

"Obama still likes me, though."
-the mullah

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 16, 2025 01:07 PM (GBKbO)

286 283
Won't work. islam is inherently incompatible with any kind of democracy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2025 01:05 PM (S8BjZ)

_________

Or progress. Or modernity.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2025 01:06 PM (QnmlO)

Or hygiene, or barbeque, or humor, or….

Posted by: tubal at June 16, 2025 01:07 PM (PCK5/)

287 >>They wanted to do this, so they did. Whether you think they should or not, that's for you to decide, but this notion that it was urgent, that if they didn't do something now, Iran was going to FINALLY NOW THIS TIME, THEY'RE TOTALLY TWO WEEKS AWAY FROM THE BOMB is just too silly to comment on.


Breakout is about will once a threshold has been reached.

If Israel believed that the Iranian Regime was nearing that moment, I'm not gonna argue with them.

You know why there was no need to rush into Syria to secure their Nuclear Weapons when Assad fell?

Because, Israel didn't give them the chance to assemble nukes.

Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2025 01:07 PM (uZ2FS)

288 "I don't think that the current Israeli government understands how this revenge thing works."

Ahaha..hahaha...hahahahah...hahahahahahahahah..gack... urp.

Posted by: pawn, one of many at June 16, 2025 01:07 PM (QB+5g)

289 258 Tucker Carlson hardest hit
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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Tucker got a brushback pitch from Trump in some comments today regarding America First and who leads it.

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2025 01:07 PM (ctrM5)

290 I can't believe they bombed PBS News Hour.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 16, 2025 01:08 PM (4DY5T)

291 SHAAAH Zamm.

Posted by: Gomer Pyle at June 16, 2025 01:08 PM (xcIvR)

292 If I know these boys though, they'll find another war soon enough, if this one goes tits up.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 16, 2025 01:01 PM


As an infrequent Smart Military Blog commenter here, I've found it's easier to bite the pillow if you're Tango Delta.

Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard graduate at June 16, 2025 01:08 PM (26Frl)

293 You haven't seen the signs of an impending invasion of (or by) Mexico?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 16, 2025 01:05 PM (S/Y4j)

I like to be surprised. There are nearly 200 countries in the world, that's a big bingo card.

Any of them could pose a new existential threat to peace in the world, justifying us going and killing as many of them as we can.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 16, 2025 01:08 PM (dGCAG)

294
The magical 12th Imam is gonna pop out of that well in Qum pretty soon and then you infidels are gonna be sorry.

Posted by: Auspex at June 16, 2025 01:08 PM (j4U/Z)

295 277 So Breitbart says Iran wants to negotiate with Israel and the US ? I say no... Finish the job

Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2025 01:05 PM (VE6XX)

Sure, let's see who is alive in a few months to start negotiating.

Ahhh, the cat Snowflake is so cute....

Posted by: Stateless.. 30% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 16, 2025 01:08 PM (jvJvP)

296 >>Iran is a pissant country, like Belgium if it had oil.

But it does have oil. And most of it has been going to China.

I doubt it's lost on Trump that without Iranian oil the Chinese economy grinds to a halt.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2025 01:08 PM (PQWix)

297
I saw Shattered Testicles open for the Boomtown Eunuchs at the Spectrum in '77.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2025 01:08 PM (QnmlO)

298 How is that full retard, other than maybe being hyperbolic?
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 16, 2025 01:04 PM (eZwyX)

That's the full part. And I didn't know there is a specific definition of that snark .

If you don't think that's a ridiculous statement that's your opinion. I think otherwise and snarked about it.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2025 01:08 PM (VofaG)

299 What are the state run motorcycle thugs up to? The regime is facing a stronger foe than young women showing off their hair or parading students this time. Have those cowards disappeared from view yet? That would be a real tell of the government's weakness.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 16, 2025 01:08 PM (YJAm2)

300 Turns out, being a colossal d*** 24/7/365 is no way to go through life.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2025 01:06 PM (s8j++)


*glares at Archimedes*

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at June 16, 2025 01:09 PM (PiwSw)

301 >>Right now we have 80,000 pound semi trucks being driven by illegals who can't read the street signs and rely entirely on a GPS reading things out in their language. Which is equally terrifying.


Almost as terrifying as the lack of vehicle safety inspections for Trucks transversing the Southern Border.

Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2025 01:09 PM (uZ2FS)

302 I doubt it's lost on Trump that without Iranian oil the Chinese economy grinds to a halt.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2025 01:08 PM (PQWix)
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I see an opportunity for American oil.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 16, 2025 01:09 PM (tT6L1)

303 The best possible outcome here is that Trump forces the cowardly US Congress to vote by name to declare war. The shit eating dogs have padded their pockets and avoiding responsibilty for too long. Make them declare war and finish what the Israelis have well begun.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at June 16, 2025 01:09 PM (idFFX)

304 Wearing a Hefty Cinch Sack is no way to go through life.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 16, 2025 01:09 PM (P9gC0)

305 They wanted to do this, so they did. Whether you think they should or not, that's for you to decide, but this notion that it was urgent, that if they didn't do something now, Iran was going to FINALLY NOW THIS TIME, THEY'RE TOTALLY TWO WEEKS AWAY FROM THE BOMB is just too silly to comment on.


An if you'd been wrong, and Iran delivered a nuke to Tel Aviv? I guess a "boy was I wrong and my face is so red" should put things right.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2025 01:09 PM (s8j++)

306 If there's no looming Iranian threat, will the Saudis still need to buy billions of defense products?

What about Lockheed and Boeing? WHAT ABOUT OUR CHILDREN?
Posted by: Auspex at June 16, 2025 12:54 PM (j4U/Z)

Saw a report from Ukeland that Boeing was PISSED because Russia Droned their Officer in Kiev.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 16, 2025 01:09 PM (mP0Kj)

307
But Barry told me there was no future for those insulting Islam.

Posted by: Auspex at June 16, 2025 01:09 PM (j4U/Z)

308 >>>The magical 12th Imam is gonna pop out of that well in Qum

during Pride Month???

Posted by: brak at June 16, 2025 01:10 PM (jGJov)

309 The Ayatollah will be joining Bashar al Assad in Moscow shortly for tea with Putin.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 16, 2025 01:10 PM (yxhux)

310 244 Anti-ICE Protester’s Testicle "Shattered" by Rubber Bullet in LA

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Doesn't say whether xi was a boy or a girl.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 16, 2025 01:01 PM (q39gi)

I saw The Shattered Testicles open for the Smithereens at Red Rock in '88

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 16, 2025 01:10 PM (wtvvX)

311 Won't work. islam is inherently incompatible with any kind of democracy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2025 01:05 PM (S8BjZ)

_________

Or progress. Or modernity.
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You are correct. When Islamaniacs aren't fighting the west they're fighting each other...much like the American Indians did before we defeated them.

Posted by: Crusader at June 16, 2025 01:10 PM (TN0g+)

312 Some anti ICE protester got his testicles turned into testicle puree?

Oh no.

Anyway......

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 16, 2025 01:10 PM (tT6L1)

313 See people my plan is working. I pretended to be clueless so Trump got elected and bring the downfall of the Iranian regime.

Everyone should say thank you to me and say good bye..

Posted by: Joe Bribum at June 16, 2025 01:10 PM (1sBXy)

314 >>I see an opportunity for American oil.

Not too mention squeeze China into more favorable trade terms.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2025 01:10 PM (PQWix)

315 290 I can't believe they bombed PBS News Hour.

Okay, that was funny.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2025 01:10 PM (s8j++)

316 Forcing the Chinese economy to grind to a halt should be a goal. Screw them and their Russian friends.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at June 16, 2025 01:10 PM (idFFX)

317 And he had fun fun fun till ol' Bibi blew his T-bird away.

Posted by: Beached boy at June 16, 2025 01:11 PM (63Dwl)

318 How would we know if this wasn't dissident Iranians planting the car bombs?


Is it too early to discount the Russians doing it?

They have a history of blowing up their own gas pipelines and trying to shell their own nuclear facilities.

Posted by: Mexican Bagel at June 16, 2025 01:11 PM (DADWt)

319 But Barry told me there was no future for those insulting Islam.
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^^^^^^ This.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 16, 2025 01:11 PM (yxhux)

320 At least 14 nuclear scientists have been killed since Friday
.....

So logging is no longer the most dangerous profession?

Posted by: wth at June 16, 2025 01:11 PM (v0R5T)

321 Attacks on southern port Bandar Abbas and nuke facility in Isfahan.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 16, 2025 01:11 PM (NCzg5)

322 The newscaster was in the middle of a show when the building was hit.

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lol

Looked like an SNL skit that could have only been better with Chevy Chase ...

/Tehran Taqiyya is no Baghdad Bob!

Posted by: ShainS -- Busy Organizing 'Make Trump King' Protests at June 16, 2025 01:11 PM (cl3Ep)

323 I saw The Shattered Testicles open for the Smithereens at Red Rock in '88

IIRC, it was a double bill with the Nutcracker.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2025 01:11 PM (s8j++)

324 I can't believe they bombed PBS News Hour.
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I lol'd.

Posted by: Crusader at June 16, 2025 01:12 PM (TN0g+)

325 One might get the impression that there are a lot of Iranians who hate the mullahs.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 16, 2025 01:12 PM (kzHlT)

326 There will be no talks or negations. BiBi and trump wants regime change, and the first step is happening by mass panic in Tehran.

Praise Allah for Bibi.......

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 16, 2025 01:12 PM (9EViy)

327 Outgoing is lots more fun than incoming

Posted by: Former artilleryman at June 16, 2025 01:12 PM (eCuBP)

328 An if you'd been wrong, and Iran delivered a nuke to Tel Aviv? I guess a "boy was I wrong and my face is so red" should put things right.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2025 01:09 PM (s8j++)

I wonder who else might have a bomb.

We can't be sure!

Posted by: BurtTC at June 16, 2025 01:13 PM (dGCAG)

329 The Nutcracker Suite.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 16, 2025 01:13 PM (P9gC0)

330 Have our Moghudishan elected representatives to Congress commented on these developments yet?

Posted by: Crusader at June 16, 2025 01:13 PM (TN0g+)

331 JUST IN: Israeli Air Force strikes the studio of Iranian state run Islamic Republic of Iran Broadcasting (IRIB) in Tehran while they were on live air.



And this too, should be the story of NPR.

Posted by: haffhowershower at June 16, 2025 01:13 PM (KcRBh)

332 Anti-ICE Protester’s Testicle "Shattered" by Rubber Bullet in LA

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Doesn't say whether xi was a boy or a girl.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 16, 2025 01:01 PM (q39gi)

I saw The Shattered Testicles open for the Smithereens at Red Rock in '88
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 16, 2025 01:10 PM (wtvvX)
______

The opening act was supposed to be Busted Bozack, but they couldn't make it

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 16, 2025 01:13 PM (iFTx/)

333 Iran Media Claims Top Iranian Nuclear Scientists Killed by Car Bombs
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Maybe their EVs just went bad on them. I learned all about it at AOSHQ!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 16, 2025 01:13 PM (NCzg5)

334 Of course, no one is admitting the obvious: Israel is overflying airspace controlled by nominally Muslim countries to get to Iran.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

--

Iran has no friends left in the region. Literally every regime of not benefits if the go away. They may not actively assist, but they're pleased as punch to stand aside and watch Israel reduce Iran to a basket case.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez

Yep. Russia and Iran have been allies for awhile now, but Russia has their hands full with the Ukes, and just got humiliated on the world stage. Iran was cozying up with China, but China just signed a lucrative trade deal with the U.S. and wouldn't want Trump tearing it up on live TV. The rest of the Middle East is getting hit by all the terrorist groups that Iran is funding. A lethal mix of bad (for them) timing and bridge burning.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 16, 2025 01:13 PM (ZMKNH)

335 325 One might get the impression that there are a lot of Iranians who hate the mullahs.
Posted by: Xipe Totec
=========
Turns out empire building and financing endless wars is not popular with the people of a country. Who knew?

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2025 01:14 PM (ctrM5)

336 And I ran, I ran so far away
I just ran, I ran all night and day
I couldn't get away

Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2025 01:14 PM (RHGPo)

337 SHUT UP THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI!

Posted by: toby928 at June 16, 2025 01:14 PM (jc0TO)

338
Israeli Air Force strikes the studio of Iranian state run Islamic Republic of Iran Broadcasting (IRIB) in Tehran while they were on live air.

_________

There will be a short commercial break.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2025 01:14 PM (QnmlO)

339 Assuming Iran is NOT a few weeks away from getting a nuke is just as indefensible a position.


Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 16, 2025 01:14 PM (wtvvX)

340 Baghdad Bob meet Tehran Tammy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 16, 2025 01:14 PM (akw+7)

341 Until Rachel Maddow interviews Christiane Amanpour about this war, a significant segment of American Karens won't know what to think.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 16, 2025 01:15 PM (oq3xb)

342 And this too, should be the story of NPR.
Posted by: haffhowershower
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I chortled from that.

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2025 01:15 PM (ctrM5)

343 And he had fun fun fun till ol' Bibi blew his T-bird away.
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I knew Brian Wilson had a hand in this...faked his own death too!

Posted by: Crusader at June 16, 2025 01:15 PM (TN0g+)

344 Praise Allah, no call to prayer this morning!

....about half the residents of Tehran.....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 16, 2025 01:15 PM (tT6L1)

345 You'll notice there aren't any "No Kangs" protests.

The Klingons said it wouldn't be prudent in the strongest of diplomatic language.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 16, 2025 01:16 PM (26Frl)

346 338
Israeli Air Force strikes the studio of Iranian state run Islamic Republic of Iran Broadcasting (IRIB) in Tehran while they were on live air.

_________

There will be a short commercial break.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2025 01:14 PM (QnmlO)

Cue "The Girl from Ipanema"...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 16, 2025 01:16 PM (wtvvX)

347 LOL.

Now do the CNN building!

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at June 16, 2025 01:16 PM (7sefL)

348 251 There are a ton of stunning Persian women out there...

Barbara Eden, anyone?

https://tinyurl.com/556ckuh5

Hell, I saw a thing from just a few years ago where she could still fit into her old Jeanie outfit!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 16, 2025 01:16 PM (JCZqz)

349 334 Of course, no one is admitting the obvious: Israel is overflying airspace controlled by nominally Muslim countries to get to Iran.

Posted by: blake
========
Iran trying to create a Shia crescent of countries turned out to piss off the Sunnis. Then you have the whole Arab v. Persian ethnic dislike for each other.

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2025 01:16 PM (ctrM5)

350 One might get the impression that there are a lot of Iranians who hate the mullahs.
Posted by: Xipe Totec
=========
Turns out empire building and financing endless wars is not popular with the people of a country. Who knew?
Posted by: whig at June 16, 2025 01:14 PM (ctrM5)
________

The mullahs probably would have been deposed during the "Arab Spring" had Muslimbringer Obama not backed the mullahs. Trump won't make that mistake.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 16, 2025 01:17 PM (iFTx/)

351 332 Anti-ICE Protester’s Testicle "Shattered" by Rubber Bullet in LA

I wouldn't think a testicle would shatter unless it was made of glass.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 16, 2025 01:17 PM (kTd/k)

352 Rumors that 3 Israeli F35 have been shot down? Female pilot captured? True or not? Don't know what to believe anymore.

Posted by: KarlHungus at June 16, 2025 01:18 PM (zB2xb)

353 Stay classy there, Ackbar, stay classy.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 16, 2025 01:18 PM (tT6L1)

354 Thousands of Citizens Take to the Streets With Signs and Water Pistols in Day of Protest Led by ‘Southern Europe Against Overtourism’ Coalition

Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2025 01:18 PM (RHGPo)

355 They have good carpets and cats.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 16, 2025 01:18 PM (P9gC0)

356 341 Until Rachel Maddow interviews Christiane Amanpour about this war, a significant segment of American Karens won't know what to think.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 16, 2025 01:15 PM

Amanpour has already been on the CBC bloviating.

Posted by: Stateless.. 30% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 16, 2025 01:18 PM (jvJvP)

357 Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 16, 2025 01:16 PM (JCZqz)

Why I outta......

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 16, 2025 01:18 PM (wtvvX)

358 350
The mullahs probably would have been deposed during the "Arab Spring" had Muslimbringer Obama not backed the mullahs. Trump won't make that mistake.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 16, 2025 01:17 PM (iFTx/)

======

What did Obama actually do?

Was it lack of positive support for the uprising, or did he provide some kind of material support to the mullahs in their time of need?

I genuinely don't remember and think it may just be that Obama didn't tighten the diplomatic and trade screws at the key moment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 16, 2025 01:18 PM (GBKbO)

359 Michael A. Horowitz
@michaelh992
3m
Iranian media confirmed
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4m
Explosions were reported in Bushehr, per Iranian opposition sources

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 16, 2025 01:18 PM (NCzg5)

360 Still no word on the fate of the 30-foot tall Israeli F-35 pilot

Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2025 01:18 PM (RHGPo)

361
Thousands of Citizens Take to the Streets With Signs and Water Pistols in Day of Protest Led by ‘Southern Europe Against Overtourism’ Coalition
Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2025 01:18 PM (RHGPo)

__________

Wasn't planning on visiting. I don't go places where I'm unwelcome.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2025 01:19 PM (QnmlO)

362 Iranian state sources have confirmed that Kathleen Kennedy is a lizard.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 16, 2025 01:19 PM (GBKbO)

363 Rumors that 3 Israeli F35 have been shot down? Female pilot captured? True or not? Don't know what to believe anymore.
Posted by: KarlHungus at June 16, 2025 01:18 PM


It was presented without credible evidence, as the saying goes.

I am willing to accept the claim of capturing three "spies" though.

Posted by: toby928 at June 16, 2025 01:19 PM (jc0TO)

364 I propose an immediate ceasefire with Israel because 80% of our Virgin Goat population has been killed.

This is cruel and unusual punishment and call on the UN to investigate immediately.

Posted by: Ayatollya Goat F**ker at June 16, 2025 01:19 PM (BltCC)

365 If Israel keeps leveling Iranian buildings, how will Iranians throw gays off of roofs?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 16, 2025 01:19 PM (yxhux)

366 Nephillum F35?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 16, 2025 01:20 PM (P9gC0)

367 The public in Iran, at least those living in Tehran or near a military target probably have a pretty good idea what's going on. The surviving mullahs? I'm not sure they're quite ready to exfiltrate to Russia (or wherever) any time soon.

I think this is going to continue for as long as it takes to facilitate regime change in Iran. And as long as Israel has the lead I think they'll decide on who gets the remnants of Iran's regime.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 16, 2025 01:20 PM (Q4IgG)

368 351 332 Anti-ICE Protester’s Testicle "Shattered" by Rubber Bullet in LA

Horrible luck.

You are one of the few men in the crowd not tucking in your testicles and it gets blown away.

Posted by: Stateless.. 30% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 16, 2025 01:20 PM (jvJvP)

369 Iranian state sources have confirmed that Kathleen Kennedy is a lizard.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 16, 2025 01:19 PM


Yeah ... those bastards.

*shifty eyestalks*

Posted by: Crab People at June 16, 2025 01:20 PM (jc0TO)

370 The mullahs probably would have been deposed during the "Arab Spring" had Muslimbringer Obama not backed the mullahs. Trump won't make that mistake.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 16, 2025 01:17 PM (iFTx/)

======

What did Obama actually do?

Was it lack of positive support for the uprising, or did he provide some kind of material support to the mullahs in their time of need?

I genuinely don't remember and think it may just be that Obama didn't tighten the diplomatic and trade screws at the key moment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 16, 2025 01:18 PM (GBKbO)
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I recall it was both. But Obama was so constantly sucking Mullah dick that I'm not sure of the exact timeline now.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 16, 2025 01:20 PM (iFTx/)

371 Someone said the guy who got his testicle shot flat during the protests should put some ICE on it. Heh

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 16, 2025 01:20 PM (akw+7)

372 351 332 Anti-ICE Protester’s Testicle "Shattered" by Rubber Bullet in LA

I wouldn't think a testicle would shatter unless it was made of glass.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 16, 2025 01:17 PM (kTd/k)

OUT: Cascarones
IN: Testosterones!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 16, 2025 01:20 PM (wtvvX)

373 366 If Israel keeps leveling Iranian buildings, how will Iranians throw gays off of roofs?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

Throw them into the deepest bomb craters?

Posted by: When life gives you lemons at June 16, 2025 01:20 PM (JCZqz)

374 353 Rumors that 3 Israeli F35 have been shot down? Female pilot captured? True or not? Don't know what to believe anymore.
Posted by: KarlHungus

The pix that Iran put out of one alleged F35 shootdown was AI generated from a video game image of an F35.

Scale was so off that the plane would require a thirty foot tall pilot and the plane was something like 180 ft long or somewhat.

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2025 01:21 PM (ctrM5)

375 "What about...and here me out on this...a Western democracy that we stage-manage for 20 years?"
-that one guy at State

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 16, 2025 12:49 PM (GBKbO)
________________

Nothing like installing an obvious puppet government to win over the hearts and minds of a people.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2025 01:21 PM (YqDXo)

376 I propose an immediate ceasefire with Israel because 80% of our Virgin Goat population has been killed.

This is cruel and unusual punishment and call on the UN to investigate immediately.
Posted by: Ayatollya Goat F**ker at June 16, 2025 01:19 PM (BltCC)
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Fake news. They don't have any virgin goats.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 16, 2025 01:21 PM (iFTx/)

377 70 My only concern is the U.S. doesn't get sucked into another war.

I think that's what our domestic warmongers want.

Hopefully Trump doesn't give them what they want.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 16, 2025 12:39 PM (dGCAG)

I’m no warmonger but I’m no Code Pink guy either. Nor am I a whiny isolationist.

We need to do: nothing but kick back, relax, and let Israel do their thing. Watch and wait. If we are lucky, our involvement in Iran begins with the reestablishment of an embassy there in recognition of the establishment of a new government. But we’ll see.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 16, 2025 01:22 PM (2Rbgs)

378 312 Some anti ICE protester got his testicles turned into testicle puree?

Oh no.

Anyway......
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 16, 2025 01:10 PM (tT6L1)

Could be worse.

Posted by: Detachable Penis at June 16, 2025 01:22 PM (OA79/)

379 Anti-ICE Protester’s Testicle "Shattered" by Rubber Bullet in LA
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Posted by: Mick Jagger at June 16, 2025 01:22 PM (yxhux)

380 Iran was going to FINALLY NOW THIS TIME, THEY'RE TOTALLY TWO WEEKS AWAY FROM THE BOMB is just too silly to comment on.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 16, 2025 01:04 PM (dGCAG)

Your position is silly.

Nuclear weapons are 1940s era technology. Anyone who seriously wants them (as the Iranians have expressed their desire to use them against Israel and us demonstrates) is going to have them eventually. So we can no for certain that the clock was going to run out, and it was hastened by the Biden regime's efforts to get it funded.

Posted by: Methos at June 16, 2025 01:22 PM (Dnobf)

381 I heard that Mossad agents are now operating deep inside Iran. They have enough Iranian allies to permit this.

It does seem like you'd need agents on-scene to plant car bombs.



All you need is one. Every time a car backfires it'll be blamed on Israeli dolphins with lasers on their heads.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2025 01:22 PM (fab8c)

382 Anti-ICE Protester’s Testicle "Shattered" by Rubber Bullet in LA

I wouldn't think a testicle would shatter unless it was made of glass.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 16, 2025 01:17 PM (kTd/k)
_______________

FAFO, American style.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2025 01:22 PM (YqDXo)

383 Ace missed using the classic headline "died of Covid and Car Bombs. But Mostly Car Bombs."

I always like seeing those.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 16, 2025 01:22 PM (ztAau)

384 Targeting civilian scientists with car bombs seems kind of terrorist-y, no? Of course dead is dead regardless of method like if they got blown up by a bomb from a plane, but still. It's the optics.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at June 16, 2025 01:22 PM (V362x)

385 Nothing like installing an obvious puppet government to win over the hearts and minds of a people.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2025 01:21 PM (YqDXo)

----------------

This is about the Z-Dog, isn't it?

Posted by: ShainS -- Busy Organizing 'Make Trump King' Protests at June 16, 2025 01:22 PM (QHvJT)

386 >>>"What about...and here me out on this...a Western democracy that we stage-manage for 20 years?"
-that one guy at State

sounds great!

Posted by: BP at June 16, 2025 01:22 PM (jGJov)

387 What did Obama actually do?

Was it lack of positive support for the uprising, or did he provide some kind of material support to the mullahs in their time of need?

I genuinely don't remember and think it may just be that Obama didn't tighten the diplomatic and trade screws at the key moment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
========
Billions of US bucks flown in crates to them, abruptly leaving Iraq ignoring a very favorable status of force agreement. Plus killing US sanctions affecting oil sales.

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2025 01:22 PM (ctrM5)

388 Shattered. Splattered all over. Manhattan.

Posted by: Mick Jagger at June 16, 2025 01:23 PM (yxhux)

389
Missed the other testicle. Bad aim. Weasel will not be pleased.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2025 01:23 PM (QnmlO)

390 384 Ace missed using the classic headline " died of Covid and Car Bombs. But Mostly Car Bombs."

I always like seeing those.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 16, 2025 01:22 PM (ztAau)

=====

"Fake news. They didn't die of COVID."
-Donald Trump, not a king

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 16, 2025 01:23 PM (GBKbO)

391 WOOOOOHOOOO!!!!!!

Posted by: Sheep and Goat Halfway House at June 16, 2025 01:23 PM (dIske)

392 "Iranian "News" Station Bombed Mid-Rant"

....can...can we have nice things too???

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 16, 2025 01:23 PM (xcxpd)

393 Nothing like installing an obvious puppet government to win over the hearts and minds of a people.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2025 01:21 PM (YqDXo)

Get an iron grip on their balls, and their hearts and minds will follow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2025 01:23 PM (S8BjZ)

394 Good to see that at least one nation knows how to conduct a war.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 16, 2025 01:23 PM (hiMk5)

395 Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 16, 2025 01:16 PM (JCZqz)

Dammit. Once again I didn't read the nic.

Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2025 01:23 PM (77rzZ)

396 After the murder of Neda Soltan, the demonstrations in Iran were approaching the point of no return for the Iranian regime. Obama could have have made just a word of support for freedom, but elected to release a statement about supporting the government in the interest of stability.

It was one of Obama's earliest in a long string of policy disasters.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 16, 2025 01:23 PM (YJAm2)

397 388 Billions of US bucks flown in crates to them, abruptly leaving Iraq ignoring a very favorable status of force agreement. Plus killing US sanctions affecting oil sales.
Posted by: whig at June 16, 2025 01:22 PM (ctrM5)

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And that was timed with the Arab Spring?

I can't remember.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 16, 2025 01:24 PM (GBKbO)

398 Assuming Iran is NOT a few weeks away from getting a nuke is just as indefensible a position.
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I think all bets were off with Iran. For all we know there still *could* be an Iranian nuclear weapon...perhaps they just couldn't figure out the delivery mechanism/logistics before Israel attacked. They've been threatening this thing for a very long time, and Obama gave them a ton of money.

Posted by: Crusader at June 16, 2025 01:24 PM (TN0g+)

399
Nothing like installing an obvious puppet government to win over the hearts and minds of a people.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2025 01:21 PM (YqDXo)

We held it together for three and half years. Did you see the dog shit we had to work with?

Posted by: Biden '20 at June 16, 2025 01:24 PM (pIfcn)

400 This is about the Z-Dog, isn't it?

For some here, the answer is ALWAYS yes.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2025 01:24 PM (s8j++)

401 Rumors that 3 Israeli F35 have been shot down? Female pilot captured? True or not? Don't know what to believe anymore.

Posted by: KarlHungus at June 16, 2025 01:18 PM (zB2xb)
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You mean this?

https://tinyurl.com/48auvx5p

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 16, 2025 01:24 PM (NCzg5)

402 THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

Posted by: The Remaining Testicle at June 16, 2025 01:24 PM (jc0TO)

403 There's an imam hiding in a well that's going to do a jack in the box pop up, and solve all the world's problems. So, at least Iran has that going for them.

Posted by: LOL at June 16, 2025 01:24 PM (5feYC)

404 They wanted to do this, so they did. Whether you think they should or not, that's for you to decide, but this notion that it was urgent, that if they didn't do something now, Iran was going to FINALLY NOW THIS TIME, THEY'RE TOTALLY TWO WEEKS AWAY FROM THE BOMB is just too silly to comment on.


An if you'd been wrong, and Iran delivered a nuke to Tel Aviv? I guess a "boy was I wrong and my face is so red" should put things right.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2025 01:09 PM (s8j++)
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Didn't the Mullahs themselves tout some enrichment breakthrough during the 60-day period?

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 16, 2025 01:24 PM (iFTx/)

405 @375, thanks, seems like its being picked up by more places, the shit that shows up in the news feed.

Posted by: KarlHungus at June 16, 2025 01:24 PM (zB2xb)

406 Dammit. Once again I didn't read the nic.
Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2025 01:23 PM (77rzZ)
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At least you have an excuse. I saw the nic and clicked anyway.

Though, truth be told, I did laugh.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 16, 2025 01:25 PM (tT6L1)

407

All of you should martyr yourself for jihad!

*BOOM*

Not me, you losers, I'm outta here!

Posted by: imp at June 16, 2025 01:25 PM (g6TN6)

408
Was it the left nut? Everyone's ready to give them up anyway.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2025 01:25 PM (QnmlO)

409 >>>"What about...and here me out on this...a Western democracy that we stage-manage for 20 years?"
-that one guy at State

sounds great!

Posted by: BP at June 16, 2025 01:22 PM (jGJov)

Bunk!

Posted by: Warpig Graham at June 16, 2025 01:25 PM (hiMk5)

410 361 Still no word on the fate of the 30-foot tall Israeli F-35 pilot
Posted by: SMOD
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I admit I did not see this century making sci fi real with the Attack of the Thirty Foot Woman pilot.

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2025 01:25 PM (ctrM5)

411
Are Blinken, Sullivan and Biden meeting to prepare a statement condemning all this?

All their hard work gone?

C'mon, man!

Posted by: Auspex at June 16, 2025 01:25 PM (j4U/Z)

412 Targeting civilian scientists with car bombs seems kind of terrorist-y, no? Of course dead is dead regardless of method like if they got blown up by a bomb from a plane, but still. It's the optics.
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at June 16, 2025 01:22 PM (V362x)

If your scientific endeavors are working to build a nuke weapon for the regime, you're not really a civilian, are you?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2025 01:26 PM (S8BjZ)

413 When you've lost the New York Times (from DU):

"About the lack of coverage by the NYT of the protests....

It might be even worse than you thought. According to Joseph Menn on bluesky, "I count 49 news headlines on mobile app home page right now, not including opinion, sports or cooking. None of them are about the massive protests yesterday."

I like this comment from Alexis Madrigal as well, "This is gotta be intentional. But it's also just weird! How many NYT readers were at protests? What % of subscribers? A substantial %! How can it not be seen as newsworthy, especially given the readership?"

The NYT is not ignoring the protests because they are not newsworthy. That is self evident. And they are not ignoring them because their readers aren't interested. In fact, ignoring them will almost certainly decrease their number of paid subscribers. To me, it is obvious they are ignoring them for ideological purposes.

And that really, really, blows."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2025 01:26 PM (26Frl)

414 You mean this?

https://tinyurl.com/48auvx5p


TBH, I'm kind of surprised it wasn't an image of the flying aircraft carriers from the Marvel movies.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2025 01:27 PM (s8j++)

415 So, given the effectiveness of forward positioned small drone swarms, any chance somebody takes a look at Chinese real estate holdings near US Facilities?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 16, 2025 01:27 PM (pIfcn)

416 I wonder what the half life of an Iranian nuclear scientist is these days?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 16, 2025 01:27 PM (tT6L1)

417 Have there been any photos of Obama shedding a single tear?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 16, 2025 01:27 PM (kTd/k)

418
If Israel keeps leveling Iranian buildings, how will Iranians throw gays off of roofs?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot


Our first participant in the "So You Want To Be Gaza?" contest! Woo-hoo!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 16, 2025 01:27 PM (Mzxb5)

419 399 Assuming Iran is NOT a few weeks away from getting a nuke is just as indefensible a position.
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I think all bets were off with Iran. For all we know there still *could* be an Iranian nuclear weapon...perhaps they just couldn't figure out the delivery mechanism/logistics before Israel attacked. They've been threatening this thing for a very long time, and Obama gave them a ton of money.
Posted by: Crusader at June 16, 2025 01:24 PM (TN0g+)


If this were a Tom Clancy novel it would be in the back of a wagon being pulled by camels across the dessert toward Israel and only JACK RYAN can save the day, except he's still pissed that Biden quit and he won't work for Trump so heza let Israel fight their own fight.

Posted by: Detachable Penis at June 16, 2025 01:28 PM (OA79/)

420 I wonder what the half life of an Iranian nuclear scientist is these days?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 16, 2025 01:27 PM (tT6L1)


Half here, half there

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 16, 2025 01:28 PM (NtVYv)

421 David Burge aka Iowahawk commented " oh no they almost got the sexy Iranian weather girl"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 16, 2025 01:28 PM (akw+7)

422 Anti-ICE Protester’s Testicle "Shattered" by Rubber Bullet in LA

I wouldn't think a testicle would shatter unless it was made of glass.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 16, 2025 01:17 PM

He'd been edging for hours....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 16, 2025 01:28 PM (xcxpd)

423 Say what yoh want about them, but the No Kings demonstrations in England and Canada were amusing.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 16, 2025 01:28 PM (ZMKNH)

424 Was it the left nut? Everyone's ready to give them up anyway.
You've heard the expression "righty, tighty, lefty loser" right?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2025 01:28 PM (s8j++)

425 412
Are Blinken, Sullivan and Biden meeting to prepare a statement condemning all this?

All their hard work gone?

C'mon, man!

Posted by: Auspex at June 16, 2025 01:25 PM (j4U/Z)

More like Wynken, Blynken, and Nod

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 16, 2025 01:28 PM (wtvvX)

426 Targeting civilian scientists with car bombs seems kind of terrorist-y, no? Of course dead is dead regardless of method like if they got blown up by a bomb from a plane, but still. It's the optics.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at June 16, 2025 01:22 PM (V362x)

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The responsibility for their deaths lies at the feet of The Mad Mullahs -- similar to the blame for the civilian deaths of Hiroshima & Nagasaki, Dresden, et. al. lying at the feet of the rulers of Japan and Germany.

Posted by: ShainS -- Busy Organizing 'Make Trump King' Protests at June 16, 2025 01:29 PM (QHvJT)

427 413 The NYT is not ignoring the protests because they are not newsworthy. That is self evident. And they are not ignoring them because their readers aren't interested. In fact, ignoring them will almost certainly decrease their number of paid subscribers. To me, it is obvious they are ignoring them for ideological purposes.

And that really, really, blows."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2025 01:26 PM (26Frl)

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Giant protests are not interesting.

Claiming the newest thing is bigger than the last thing (using numbers for No Kings that are smaller than the numbers the same outfit used for BLM, mind you) doesn't move anything.

Some people on the left have never quite forgotten that riots are really unpopular (the left did actively push the riot thing on the right for years after 1/6, and it's not because they thought riots were good election winners).

It makes sense to me.

They want Democrats to win, and large protests don't help.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 16, 2025 01:29 PM (GBKbO)

428 And that was timed with the Arab Spring?

I can't remember.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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A little before I think. Mebbe 2008-9. Obama also ignored the Green Revolution in Iran where a genuine popular uprising got brutally destroyed by the regime. The destruction of the Green Revolution was before Arab Spring.

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2025 01:29 PM (ctrM5)

429 Have there been any photos of Obama shedding a single tear?
Posted by: Northernlurker

That's my job!

Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at June 16, 2025 01:29 PM (YJAm2)

430 428 A little before I think. Mebbe 2008-9. Obama also ignored the Green Revolution in Iran where a genuine popular uprising got brutally destroyed by the regime. The destruction of the Green Revolution was before Arab Spring.
Posted by: whig at June 16, 2025 01:29 PM (ctrM5)

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Cool. Thanks!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 16, 2025 01:29 PM (GBKbO)

431 Targeting civilian scientists with car bombs seems kind of terrorist-y, no? Of course dead is dead regardless of method like if they got blown up by a bomb from a plane, but still. It's the optics.
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese


Now do exploding pagers.
Because that shit WAS funny.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2025 01:29 PM (fab8c)

432 "No Kings" isn't being covered because even the flatworm known as the NY Times realizes the protests were stupid and the optics ridiculous.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 16, 2025 01:30 PM (tT6L1)

433 Did everyone do their Juneteenth shopping?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 16, 2025 01:31 PM (P9gC0)

434 Was it the left nut? Everyone's ready to give them up anyway.
You've heard the expression "righty, tighty, lefty loser" right?
Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2025 01:28 PM


In this context, wouldn't 'righty tighty' be dependent on the underwear your wearing?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2025 01:31 PM (26Frl)

435 I think all bets were off with Iran. For all we know there still *could* be an Iranian nuclear weapon...perhaps they just couldn't figure out the delivery mechanism/logistics before Israel attacked. They've been threatening this thing for a very long time, and Obama gave them a ton of money.
Posted by: Crusader
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Shipping containers are the obvious means. Plus, blowing up a port with a nuke also means deluging the city with radioactive water.

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2025 01:31 PM (ctrM5)

436 432 "No Kings" isn't being covered because even the flatworm known as the NY Times realizes the protests were stupid and the optics ridiculous.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 16, 2025 01:30 PM (tT6L1)

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The only proper response is for leftists to burn down the NYT peacefully.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 16, 2025 01:31 PM (GBKbO)

437 Eeyore review: 51 IC assholes discredited, Dr. Jill is defenestrated, Trump elected and inaugurated, an American is elected Pope, Iran screwed, blued and tattooed while EVERYONE orders more Chardonnay. Looks like cleaning up my own act has had an effect. You're welcome!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 16, 2025 01:31 PM (QSrLX)

438
Have there been any photos of Obama shedding a single tear?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA


Day by day, Barky's legacy is being smashed to flinders.

Flinders is smithereens adjacent, as you all know.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 16, 2025 01:31 PM (Mzxb5)

439 432 "No Kings" isn't being covered because even the flatworm known as the NY Times realizes the protests were stupid and the optics ridiculous.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 16, 2025 01:30 PM (tT6L1)

They were happy to inform us that the Army parade was a disaster and nobody went to it though...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2025 01:31 PM (VE6XX)

440 I just watched the tv station video and the NewsBabe being hit.

Heh...

Posted by: Stateless.. 30% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 16, 2025 01:31 PM (jvJvP)

441 The only proper response is for leftists to burn down the NYT peacefully.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 16, 2025 01:31 PM (GBKbO)
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One of the few actions of the left I would endorse.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 16, 2025 01:32 PM (tT6L1)

442 Anti-ICE Protester’s Testicle "Shattered" by Rubber Bullet in LA
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


I regret that I have but one more nut to give for my somebody else's country.

Posted by: Nutless Hale at June 16, 2025 01:32 PM (r5S46)

443 440 I just watched the tv station video and the NewsBabe being hit.

Heh...
Posted by: Stateless.. 30% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 16, 2025 01:31 PM (jvJvP)

Went back and watched it again...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2025 01:32 PM (VE6XX)

444
They were happy to inform us that the Army parade was a disaster and nobody went to it though...
Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2025 01:31 PM (VE6XX)
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Which was shown to be a complete lie in record time.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 16, 2025 01:32 PM (tT6L1)

445 Missed the other testicle. Bad aim. Weasel will not be pleased.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2025 01:23 PM (QnmlO)
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Time to reload.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2025 01:32 PM (YqDXo)

446 I just watched the tv station video and the NewsBabe being hit.

Heh...
Posted by: Stateless


Did she lose a nut too?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2025 01:33 PM (fab8c)

447 Targeting civilian scientists with car bombs seems kind of terrorist-y, no? Of course dead is dead regardless of method like if they got blown up by a bomb from a plane, but still. It's the optics.
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese


They should have used IEDs?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2025 01:33 PM (D7oie)

448 The good looking ones identify as Persian

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 16, 2025 01:33 PM (kTd/k)

449 438
Have there been any photos of Obama shedding a single tear?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA

Day by day, Barky's legacy is being smashed to flinders.

Flinders is smithereens adjacent, as you all know.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 16, 2025 01:31 PM (Mzxb5)

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Flinderella at June 16, 2025 01:33 PM (pIfcn)

450
Day by day, Barky's legacy is being smashed to flinders.

________

Shattered, like a testicle in the rain.

*pats self on back for poetic phrase*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2025 01:33 PM (QnmlO)

451 426 Targeting civilian scientists with car bombs seems kind of terrorist-y, no? Of course dead is dead regardless of method like if they got blown up by a bomb from a plane, but still. It's the optics.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese
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Most people living have never seen existential war in the raw. For example, the US and UK bombing of railways essential to the Not Sees being able to reinforce defenders resulted in massive casualties of French citizens living adjacent or working on railways.

At the end of the day, when it becomes a war of existence rather than a war of choice, optics do not mean jack shit.

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2025 01:33 PM (ctrM5)

452 "No Kings" isn't being covered because even the flatworm known as the NY Times realizes the protests were stupid and the optics ridiculous.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 16, 2025 01:30 PM (tT6L1)

They were happy to inform us that the Army parade was a disaster and nobody went to it though...
Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2025 01:31 PM (VE6XX)
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The FNM hyped No Burger Kings for weeks tho. Then they mostly ignored it. I think the reason they ignored it is because it was a flop. They didn't get the numbers they wanted, and the pics of the protestors who did show up are mostly undesirables. It's hard to move people to your side when your side is filled with mongrels and CHUDs.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 16, 2025 01:33 PM (iFTx/)

453 Anti-ICE Protester’s Testicle "Shattered" by Rubber Bullet in LA

I wouldn't think a testicle would shatter unless it was made of glass.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 16, 2025 01:17 PM

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Some soy comes in glass containers.

Posted by: ShainS -- Busy Organizing 'Make Trump King' Protests at June 16, 2025 01:33 PM (QHvJT)

454 Nuclear weapons are 1940s era technology. Anyone who seriously wants them (as the Iranians have expressed their desire to use them against Israel and us demonstrates) is going to have them eventually. So we can no for certain that the clock was going to run out, and it was hastened by the Biden regime's efforts to get it funded.
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I think the difference is, the bombs we used were the "bullet" style, that is easy, can't-fail--if you have excess plutonium.
But, they want the implosion type that requires super precision and can easily fail but uses far less plutonium 'cause they only have a little bit of that.
I'm betting the number of test we had that failed on that type is still highly classified.
lol, can you imagine that job? "sir, the nuclear bomb failed, who shall we send to retrieve the plutonium?"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 16, 2025 01:34 PM (ztAau)

455 Can't say I am able to keep up on news but see Boelter has been arrested

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2025 01:34 PM (+qU29)

456 Anti-ICE Protester’s Testicle "Shattered" by Rubber Bullet in LA
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
________________

"Ay carumba! Arriba! Arriba!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2025 01:34 PM (YqDXo)

457 I think that the Iranians got most of their stuff together to assemble a bomb but were scared to death to go though the final assembly and installation of the triggers and explosive arming because there was a good chance the stuff was booby trapped.

Posted by: pawn, one of many at June 16, 2025 01:34 PM (QB+5g)

458 452 The FNM hyped No Burger Kings for weeks tho. Then they mostly ignored it. I think the reason they ignored it is because it was a flop. They didn't get the numbers they wanted, and the pics of the protestors who did show up are mostly undesirables. It's hard to move people to your side when your side is filled with mongrels and CHUDs.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 16, 2025 01:33 PM (iFTx/)

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The USAID protests but slightly smaller because 10% of your previous protestors died of old age.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 16, 2025 01:34 PM (GBKbO)

459 Who takes over if the Iranian Regime Falls?

Posted by: davidt at June 16, 2025 01:34 PM (i0F8b)

460 440 I just watched the tv station video and the NewsBabe being hit.

Heh...
Posted by: Stateless.. 30% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 16, 2025 01:31 PM (jvJvP)


Hahahahaha.

Posted by: Baghdad Bob at June 16, 2025 01:34 PM (OA79/)

461 359 What did Obama actually do?

Was it lack of positive support for the uprising, or did he provide some kind of material support to the mullahs in their time of need?

I genuinely don't remember and think it may just be that Obama didn't tighten the diplomatic and trade screws at the key moment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 16, 2025 01:18 PM (GBKbO)

Didn't he unfreeze seized Iranian financial assets?

Posted by: XTC at June 16, 2025 01:35 PM (UnA8+)

462 Why no double tap?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 16, 2025 01:35 PM (P9gC0)

463 Flag day tje No Kings fake protests were top stores on Communist News Network and local ABC

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2025 01:35 PM (+qU29)

464 Didn't he unfreeze seized Iranian financial assets?
Posted by: XTC
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That too.

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2025 01:35 PM (ctrM5)

465 Shattered, like a testicle in the rain.

*pats self on back for poetic phrase*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2025 01:33 PM


Not bad, but could you amend it with more alliteration?

Posted by: AoSHQ Assistant Associate Copy Editor at June 16, 2025 01:35 PM (26Frl)

466 lol, can you imagine that job? "sir, the nuclear bomb failed, who shall we send to retrieve the plutonium?"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 16, 2025 01:34 PM (ztAau)
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Plutonium is extremely nasty stuff. Not just in terms of radioactivity, etc., but even chemically it's toxic as all hell.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2025 01:35 PM (YqDXo)

467 lol, can you imagine that job? "sir, the nuclear bomb failed, who shall we send to retrieve the plutonium?"

Give the job to Biden, and tell him the plutonium is candy, just like last time.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2025 01:35 PM (s8j++)

468 Barbara Eden, anyone?

https://tinyurl.com/556ckuh5
........

I ought to know better but that was entirely unnecessary.

Posted by: wth at June 16, 2025 01:36 PM (UjdFS)

469 The FNM hyped No Burger Kings for weeks tho. Then they mostly ignored it. I think the reason they ignored it is because it was a flop. They didn't get the numbers they wanted, and the pics of the protestors who did show up are mostly undesirables. It's hard to move people to your side when your side is filled with mongrels and CHUDs.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 16, 2025 01:33 PM (iFTx/)

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They wanted Summer of Love 2: "Mostly Peaceful" Burning, Looting, & Murdering Boogaloo.

Posted by: ShainS -- Busy Organizing 'Make Trump King' Protests at June 16, 2025 01:36 PM (QHvJT)

470 457 I think that the Iranians got most of their stuff together to assemble a bomb but were scared to death to go though the final assembly and installation of the triggers and explosive arming because there was a good chance the stuff was booby trapped.
Posted by: pawn, one of many at June 16, 2025 01:34 PM (QB+5g


Unpossible.

Posted by: Not the Mossad at June 16, 2025 01:36 PM (OA79/)

471 462 Why no double tap?
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 16, 2025 01:35 PM (P9gC0)

Training issue

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 16, 2025 01:36 PM (xcxpd)

472 > I'm betting the number of test we had that failed on that type is still highly classified.
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Search for "Demon Core"

The demon core was a sphere of plutonium that was involved in two fatal radiation accidents when scientists tested it as a fissile core of an early atomic bomb.

Scary shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 16, 2025 01:36 PM (Q4IgG)

473 The FNM hyped No Burger Kings for weeks tho. Then they mostly ignored it. I think the reason they ignored it is because it was a flop. They didn't get the numbers they wanted, and the pics of the protestors who did show up are mostly undesirables. It's hard to move people to your side when your side is filled with mongrels and CHUDs.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 16, 2025 01:33 PM (iFTx/)
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Yeah, the number of protesters was pathetic. Every newsreader I heard said, "thousands." Thousands out of a nation of 330 million isn't even rookie numbers. Heck, it's not even low A ball. Maybe sandlot numbers but that's pushing it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 16, 2025 01:36 PM (tT6L1)

474 Can the protestor go to the nearest hardware store and buy a new nut?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 16, 2025 01:37 PM (kTd/k)

475 469 They wanted Summer of Love 2: "Mostly Peaceful" Burning, Looting, & Murdering Boogaloo.
Posted by: ShainS -- Busy Organizing 'Make Trump King' Protests at June 16, 2025 01:36 PM (QHvJT)

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There's a funding issue that's keeping it smaller.

The DOJ is actually arresting people and charging them.

Hell, Sean Duffy, Secretary of Transportation, just announced that the feds aren't offering any funds to fix infrastructure hurt by anti-ICE protests in sanctuary cities.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 16, 2025 01:37 PM (GBKbO)

476 If this were a Tom Clancy novel it would be in the back of a wagon being pulled by camels across the dessert toward Israel and only JACK RYAN can save the day, except he's still pissed that Biden quit and he won't work for Trump so heza let Israel fight their own fight.
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Nah, that's the movie based on the Clancy novel.

Posted by: Methos at June 16, 2025 01:37 PM (Dnobf)

477
That's my job!
Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody
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Only a racyss would mock an Original person!

Posted by: Gen Z at June 16, 2025 01:37 PM (XeU6L)

478 Missed the other testicle. Bad aim. Weasel will not be pleased.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2025 01:23 PM (QnmlO)

Windage and elevation, Mrs. Langston.

Posted by: The Duke at June 16, 2025 01:37 PM (wVcYX)

479
They didn't get the numbers they wanted, and the pics of the protestors who did show up are mostly undesirables.

________

Braless chicks are less photogenic when they're 73.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2025 01:38 PM (QnmlO)

480 Missed me by *that* much!

Posted by: The Right One at June 16, 2025 01:38 PM (pIfcn)

481 I laughed when the radio station was hit. The news babe sure skedaddled.

Posted by: Tuna at June 16, 2025 01:38 PM (lJ0H4)

482 I think the difference is, the bombs we used were the "bullet" style, that is easy, can't-fail--if you have excess plutonium.
But, they want the implosion type that requires super precision and can easily fail but uses far less plutonium 'cause they only have a little bit of that.
I'm betting the number of test we had that failed on that type is still highly classified.
lol, can you imagine that job? "sir, the nuclear bomb failed, who shall we send to retrieve the plutonium?"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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Vice versa I think. Fat Man, the implosion bomb, used Plutonium and implosion via explosive charges and U235 was used in Little Boy which was the gun type design. US did not even test Little Boy as the main problem was simply gathering enough U235 to make it work.

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2025 01:38 PM (ctrM5)

483 The FNM hyped No Burger Kings for weeks tho. Then they mostly ignored it. I think the reason they ignored it is because it was a flop. They didn't get the numbers they wanted, and the pics of the protestors who did show up are mostly undesirables. It's hard to move people to your side when your side is filled with mongrels and CHUDs.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 16, 2025 01:33 PM (iFTx/)

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The USAID protests but slightly smaller because 10% of your previous protestors died of old age.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 16, 2025 01:34 PM (GBKbO)
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Yea. When the FNM is reduced to claiming vague "thousands" of protestors showed up -- in deep blue cities of millions of people -- you know the thing was a flop. "Hey big boy, how big is your dick?" "Inches, baby, inches!"

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 16, 2025 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

484 Operation Queen Esther would be a good name

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 16, 2025 01:38 PM (kTd/k)

485 I think the difference is, the bombs we used were the "bullet" style, that is easy, can't-fail--if you have excess plutonium.
But, they want the implosion type that requires super precision and can easily fail but uses far less plutonium 'cause they only have a little bit of that.
I'm betting the number of test we had that failed on that type is still highly classified.
lol, can you imagine that job? "sir, the nuclear bomb failed, who shall we send to retrieve the plutonium?"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 16, 2025 01:34 PM (ztAau)

"Little Boy", used on Hiroshima, was a uranium gun bomb. That model was never tested, because they were certain that it would work.

"Fat Man" was a plutonium implosion device, same as the "Gadget" which was tested at Los Alamos.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2025 01:38 PM (S8BjZ)

486 Fuck Islam and the goat it rode in on.

I saw a story link I saw over at insty said that the reason Islam is not a fan of dogs is because a dog interrupted a gay tryst Mohammed was having one time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 16, 2025 01:38 PM (CA3k/)

487 On standby.

Posted by: Almond Joy at June 16, 2025 01:39 PM (wVcYX)

488 What’s with Muslims and the finger-waving? Every weirdbeard with an audience seems to love making that stupid gesture as they rant.

Posted by: weew at June 16, 2025 01:39 PM (WgZUz)

489
Dogs are great judges of character so Muzzies hate them.

Posted by: four seasons at June 16, 2025 01:40 PM (3ek7K)

490 And send plane loads of money to the Iranian regime

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2025 01:40 PM (+qU29)

491 I thought I Sid the Troll gloating about the huge turnout for the No Kings protest.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 16, 2025 01:40 PM (kTd/k)

492 Fuck Islam and the goat it rode in on.

I saw a story link I saw over at insty said that the reason Islam is not a fan of dogs is because a dog interrupted a gay tryst Mohammed was having one time.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 16, 2025 01:38 PM (CA3k/)
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I heard it was because Mohammed tried to fuck a dog, but the dog refused. Mohammed then moved on to more complacent goats.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 16, 2025 01:40 PM (iFTx/)

493 What did Obama actually do?

Was it lack of positive support for the uprising, or did he provide some kind of material support to the mullahs in their time of need?

I genuinely don't remember and think it may just be that Obama didn't tighten the diplomatic and trade screws at the key moment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 16, 2025 01:18 PM (GBKbO)

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My memory is that there were people here agitating for supplying Iranian civilians with weapons in an attempt to overthrow The Regime.

Ideally to reinstall the Shah's son, whom I believe has resided in the USA for decades?

Posted by: ShainS -- Busy Organizing 'Make Trump King' Protests at June 16, 2025 01:41 PM (QHvJT)

494 491 I thought I Sid the Troll gloating about the huge turnout for the No Kings protest.
Posted by: Northernlurker
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Reprogramming NPCs with the latest media software takes time.

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2025 01:41 PM (ctrM5)

495 Braless chicks are less photogenic when they're 73.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Swing low, sweet chariot
Coming for to take me away
Swing low, sweet chariot...

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2025 01:41 PM (fab8c)

496
On the positive side, maybe these tragic events will bring Barky and Big Mike back together again to mourn.

Posted by: Auspex at June 16, 2025 01:41 PM (j4U/Z)

497 Bitch was doing the weather. Chance of falling missiles 100%. LOLGF.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 16, 2025 01:41 PM (4p0Xq)

498 I saw a story link I saw over at insty said that the reason Islam is not a fan of dogs is because a dog interrupted a gay tryst Mohammed was having one time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 16, 2025 01:38 PM (CA3k/)
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Muslims hate because they're "unclean." As if people who wipe their asses with their hands can talk.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2025 01:41 PM (YqDXo)

499 Not bad, but could you amend it with more alliteration?
Posted by: AoSHQ
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Tattered by the torrent...

Posted by: Mike Hamer, etc., etc. at June 16, 2025 01:42 PM (XeU6L)

500 There is an unusually high number of.. ehhhem, ladies? maybe... anyway, neon hair, peirced all over, etc. dancing around light poles and acting generally odd around here after that stupid protest. Weirdest thing. I think more than a few missed their busses to the next one.

Posted by: Reforger at June 16, 2025 01:42 PM (xcIvR)

501 I wonder who else might have a bomb.

We can't be sure!
Posted by: BurtTC at June 16, 2025 01:13 PM (dGCAG)

Speakin' of bombs...ya shoulda seen the bomb I just let loose in the toilet. Jill was pisssed!

Posted by: My word as a Biden at June 16, 2025 01:42 PM (5xuJ/)

502 It's not going full retard. There are many nations over the last 80 years who can tell you how bad a military alliance with the US turns out. If you want to live nearly a century or more in the past, fine, but most of the world - including us - needs to live in the now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2025 01:42 PM (BI5O2)

503 I am old enough to remember when missile defense was ridiculed, and the idea of "hitting a bullet with a bullet" was derided as an impossible military delusion.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 16, 2025 12:38 PM (Pc4uf)

When a distinguished elderly scientist says that something is impossible, he is nearly always wrong.
Isaac Asimov.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 16, 2025 01:42 PM (8avO+)

504 Shipping containers are the obvious means. Plus, blowing up a port with a nuke also means deluging the city with radioactive water.
---
What's the amount of lead shielding needed to hide the radioactivity from the sniffers?

I suspect it exceeds the "expected" weight of even a shipping container on the manifest loaded full with just lead?
Like, why does this weigh two tons more that in should?
IDK, there's some interesting stories on how they caught folks who'd stolen radioactive materiel, like CAT scanners or such.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 16, 2025 01:42 PM (ztAau)

505 The FNM hyped No Burger Kings for weeks tho. Then they mostly ignored it. I think the reason they ignored it is because it was a flop. They didn't get the numbers they wanted, and the pics of the protestors who did show up are mostly undesirables. It's hard to move people to your side when your side is filled with mongrels and CHUDs.
Posted by: Elric Blade
.......

My brother proudly went to No Kangz in SF. He said "it was very productive". I was like ???

Posted by: wth at June 16, 2025 01:42 PM (UjdFS)

506 For those who doubt the veracity of the IRIB studio clip:

https://x.com/emilykschrader/status/1934640684163576134

Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2025 01:43 PM (s8j++)

507 What pallets of cash? The bills all had serial numbers. The Patriot Act will bring them all to justice. Right, Mr, Clinton? Right, Ms. Gorelick? Right Mr. Director? Unleash the CPA's. Thats how they got Capone.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 16, 2025 01:43 PM (QSrLX)

508 I saw a story link I saw over at insty said that the reason Islam is not a fan of dogs is because a dog interrupted a gay tryst Mohammed was having one time.
_____

That's ridiculous. We'd let our dog join in when he interrupts, but he always runs away. Oh well.

Posted by: Pete and Chasten at June 16, 2025 01:43 PM (Dv3i1)

509
Speakin' of bombs...ya shoulda seen the bomb I just let loose in the toilet. Jill was pisssed!
Posted by: My word as a Biden at June 16, 2025 01:42 PM (5xuJ/)
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Well, of course Jill is upset. You used the white planter in front of the house again.....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 16, 2025 01:43 PM (tT6L1)

510 What’s with Muslims and the finger-waving? Every weirdbeard with an audience seems to love making that stupid gesture as they rant.

Posted by: weew at June 16, 2025 01:39 PM (WgZUz)
________________

When you wipe your ass with your hand you want to keep your hand as far away from your face as possible.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2025 01:43 PM (YqDXo)

511 JUST IN: Israeli Air Force strikes the studio of Iranian state run Islamic Republic of Iran Broadcasting (IRIB) in Tehran while they were on live air.

The newscaster was in the middle of a show when the building was hit.


THIS needs to be added as an example to the entry for 'priceless' in every online dictionary.

Posted by: Gref at June 16, 2025 01:44 PM (aBgBM)

512 That's ridiculous. We'd let our dog join in when he interrupts, but he always runs away. Oh well.

Posted by: Pete and Chasten at June 16, 2025 01:43 PM (Dv3i1)
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That's one pup who won't get monkeypox.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2025 01:44 PM (YqDXo)

513 Shipping containers are the obvious means. Plus, blowing up a port with a nuke also means deluging the city with radioactive water.
---
What's the amount of lead shielding needed to hide the radioactivity from the sniffers?


Hell, as soon as the container ship is docked, BOOM!

Sniffers won't have time to be deployed. And now the port is unusable for 5k years.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2025 01:45 PM (fab8c)

514 I suspect it exceeds the "expected" weight of even a shipping container on the manifest loaded full with just lead?
Like, why does this weigh two tons more that in should?
IDK, there's some interesting stories on how they caught folks who'd stolen radioactive materiel, like CAT scanners or such.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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Done right, the container never leaves the boat. You just blow it up in an important port.

Robert Heinlein gamed out a variant of this strategy in Project Nightmare with Soviet hidden bombs located throughout the US being thwarted by a group of psychics under Army supervision.

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2025 01:45 PM (ctrM5)

515 My brother proudly went to No Kangz in SF. He said "it was very productive". I was like ???
_____

Well, there are no kings are there. QED.

Posted by: No Kangz Protestor at June 16, 2025 01:45 PM (Dv3i1)

516 Well, of course Jill is upset. You used the white planter in front of the house again.....
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 16, 2025 01:43 PM (tT6L1)

Was I wrong to do that? I'll use the red one next time.

Posted by: My word as a Biden at June 16, 2025 01:45 PM (5xuJ/)

517 Scary shit.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 16, 2025 01:36 PM (Q4IgG)

The second criticality episode was a guy who was totally reckless. Had a reputation for recklessness. Nobody was particularly surprised. But it still earned that poor core the sobriquet.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2025 01:45 PM (BI5O2)

518 Operation Queen Esther would be a good name
Posted by: Northernlurker


As long as it's not Operation Aunt Esther!
-- Zombie Fred Sanford

Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2025 01:46 PM (77rzZ)

519 Anyone else get a kick out of Harmeet Dillon tweeting out "The 4th of July is No Kings" day?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 16, 2025 01:46 PM (tT6L1)

520 The "No Kings" thingies were just more excuses for bored white women to get out of the house for a few hours.

Posted by: Crusader at June 16, 2025 01:47 PM (TN0g+)

521 Unrelated: the latest spin on X is that Boelter, the Minnesota assassin (you know, the one who worked for Tampon TIMMEH!!) is "MAGA" and "voted for Trump".

Naturally, there's no evidence of either of those.

Like Walz would have appointed a MAGA Trump supporter for anything.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 16, 2025 01:47 PM (qpyNK)

522 Sniffers won't have time to be deployed. And now the port is unusable for 5k years.
Posted by: rickb223
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And consider that port to be New York, Seattle, etc.

That whole area of NEST teams and imaging/detection of radioactive substances are some of the highest held nat sec secrets.

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2025 01:47 PM (ctrM5)

523 My memory is that there were people here agitating for supplying Iranian civilians with weapons in an attempt to overthrow The Regime.

Ideally to reinstall the Shah's son, whom I believe has resided in the USA for decades?
Posted by: ShainS -- Busy Organizing 'Make Trump King' Protests at June 16, 2025 01:41 PM (QHvJT)

Well he has some legitimacy, unlike most other contenders and in the memory of people alive. My Iraninan in-laws of my sister bugged out seeing the problems coming on. Her wedding was on the day of the abortive hostage rescue mission.

I think trying to install democracy in the US/EU model would be a mistake for a while. Some input from the populace is fine, but even the European states are going authoritarian.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 16, 2025 01:47 PM (8avO+)

524 > The newscaster was in the middle of a show when the building was hit.
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Castigating the Jews too. It was perfectly scripted and hilarious at the same time.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 16, 2025 01:47 PM (Q4IgG)

525 His testicles experienced a rapid unplanned disassembly.

Posted by: Toad-0 at June 16, 2025 01:48 PM (cct0t)

526
Unleash the CPA's. Thats how they got Capone.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 16, 2025 01:43 PM (QSrLX)

__________

There's a shortage of Ticonderoga #2 pencils.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2025 01:48 PM (QnmlO)

527 Nood. Randi.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 16, 2025 01:49 PM (CA3k/)

528 The newscaster was in the middle of a show when the building was hit.
.....

At least the towel on her head kept the dust and plaster out of her hair.

Posted by: wth at June 16, 2025 01:49 PM (UjdFS)

529 Nood

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2025 01:49 PM (YqDXo)

530 Pretty sure both Russia and China make a 4 pack short range missle battery in a ship container. Don't even need to get into port.

Posted by: Reforger at June 16, 2025 01:49 PM (xcIvR)

531 Castigating the Jews too.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

I thought that was the mohel's job.

Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2025 01:49 PM (77rzZ)

532 And consider that port to be New York, Seattle, etc.

That whole area of NEST teams and imaging/detection of radioactive substances are some of the highest held nat sec secrets.
Posted by: whig


Port of LA, Long Beach or San Diego. Port of Houston.

Just to screw it up.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2025 01:49 PM (fab8c)

533 Will Plutonium set off a metal detector?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 16, 2025 01:49 PM (P9gC0)

534 Nood Weingarten

Posted by: Polka will never die at June 16, 2025 01:50 PM (SdVmt)

535 Muslims hate because they're "unclean." As if people who wipe their asses with their hands can talk.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2025 01:41 PM (YqDXo)

Starving street dogs will eat anything to live, including poo. Feeding the dogs is harder than banning them.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 16, 2025 01:50 PM (8avO+)

536 The Usual Suspects in forums are mocking the troops who marched in Saturday's US Army 250th Anniversary Parade. Slovenly, boots not polished, not precisely in-step, waving at the crowd from vehicles, and of course, the British do ceremonial parades infinitely better!

A bunch of TDS sufferers who constantly look for things associated with Trump to complain about. Or make-up things about Trump to complain about. Disgusting.

Posted by: Gref at June 16, 2025 01:50 PM (aBgBM)

537 Anyone remember:

Democracy, Whisky, Sexy!!!

Posted by: pawn, one of many at June 16, 2025 01:53 PM (QB+5g)

538
Once I had a goat and it was a gas
Soon turned out had a ball of glass

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 16, 2025 01:58 PM (y9nCu)

539 Car bombs might be the locals seeing an opportuinty.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at June 16, 2025 02:02 PM (bufu1)

540 It's wild waking up in Conservative World 2003.

Posted by: Harlock at June 16, 2025 02:04 PM (55KD0)

541 Bomb-bomb-bomb, bomb-bomb Tehran!

Posted by: Rev. "McMaverick" Wishbone at June 16, 2025 02:13 PM (xIkyh)

542 What are the state run motorcycle thugs up to? The regime is facing a stronger foe than young women showing off their hair or parading students this time. Have those cowards disappeared from view yet? That would be a real tell of the government's weakness.

Reportedly the leaders of the thugs were blown up by IDF and locals are out chanting "Death to Khameni" with no problems.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 16, 2025 02:16 PM (2ocoG)

543 There are also people in the streets, liberals, who are calling for Iran to develop the "atomic bomb".

We've got to beware of incomplete pictures and who's filling the numbers in.

Posted by: Harlock at June 16, 2025 02:31 PM (55KD0)

544 Bring in the Suni countries, like Saudi Arabia (they owe us for the LV massacre), to run Iran. Shia FAFO.

Posted by: Sweetie at June 16, 2025 02:45 PM (ed0KY)

545 Re: That cheesy video from the Ayatollah... Isn't it peculiar that the Supreme Leader of All That Is Evil in the Middle East shares exactly the same dreams as the vast majority of democrats?

Posted by: red speck at June 16, 2025 02:46 PM (0Id0S)

546 Sounds like all the more reason for us sit this one out. We don't need that oil, fucking europe does.

Posted by: JoshO at June 16, 2025 03:47 PM (xL2KH)

547 Loved the video of the demon worshipper fleeing for her life vs being a martyr.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 16, 2025 03:53 PM (6PCLE)

548 Aloha Snackbar!

That was a good esplosion

Posted by: Don Black at June 16, 2025 04:09 PM (AOsQT)

549 I suspect Mossad has infected/controlled the Iranian survellance systems ... making it much more difficult to track and ID dissidents within Iran making them much more likely to assist the Mossad in these sorts of operations ...

Posted by: The Dark Lord at June 16, 2025 04:15 PM (DBAaD)

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