French President Macron Slapped by His Mother/Wife

How is your Memorial Day going?

Macron slapped by his wife Brigitte. pic.twitter.com/cZDzdgPZnq
— RadioGenoa (@RadioGenoa) May 26, 2025

Macron was 15. His teacher Brigette was 40 and married with an 18 year old. The slap is merely a minuscule tip of that iceberg. pic.twitter.com/ajN61Qv71T
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) May 26, 2025

Last week, Macron was caught on film hiding a white powder that many people believe was cocaine.

Cocaine is illegal in France as is the use of other controlled substances.

Emmanuel Macron would never do illegal drugs.

Just like he would never mary a “woman” over two decades old than him.

Right?pic.twitter.com/hBvrcGNIhQ
— Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸 (@Bubblebathgirl) May 11, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 01:33 PM

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1 Sacre blu!

Posted by: Brigitte Macron at May 26, 2025 01:33 PM (Aqu9a)

2 Mrs. Macron likely has talons to go with her bird legs.

Posted by: huerfano at May 26, 2025 01:35 PM (n2swS)

3 His Mother is so thin... Maybe she needs Ensure...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 26, 2025 01:35 PM (VE6XX)

4

Macron later told reporters that the couple — married since 2007 after meeting at the high school where he was a student and she was a teacher — were simply joking around.

“We are squabbling and, rather, joking with my wife,” he said, adding that the incident was being overblown into "a sort of geo-planetary catastrophe.”

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2025 01:36 PM (63Dwl)

5 I knew if I posted something in the previous thread that it would trigger the release of a new thread.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 26, 2025 01:36 PM (oNeeU)

6 Mother-Boy 2025 is off to a rocking start!

Posted by: Ed Lilly at May 26, 2025 01:36 PM (OzyuF)

7 Dude. No, dude. A dude.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 26, 2025 01:36 PM (mlg/3)

8 Brigitte Marcon is a tranny. It was just two guys having a little slap fight.

French journalist unveils new photo allegedly 'proving' Brigitte Macron is man | Al Bawaba - https://is.gd/axc6uy

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 26, 2025 01:36 PM (p4nXC)

9 The entirety of the ruling class in the West is made up of sexual degenerates.

(Maybe the East, too, but I'm not familiar enough with them.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 26, 2025 01:37 PM (N1tpc)

10 We were just playing a little Earache My Eye.

It gets me hotted up.

Posted by: Brigitte Macron at May 26, 2025 01:38 PM (Aqu9a)

11 I added the video of Macron hiding a bag containing a white powder which many think was cocaine.

I don't know why he'd instinctively hide it if it wasn't contraband.

Posted by: ace at May 26, 2025 01:38 PM (KRtlO)

12 Son is home doing some class online. Spouse and I are at the movies- "The Last Rodeo" from the Angel Studios folks who made "Cabrini" and "Sound of Freedom". Trailers haven't started yet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 26, 2025 01:39 PM (Rbr1h)

13 “We are squabbling and, rather, joking with my wife,” he said, adding that the incident was being overblown into "a sort of geo-planetary catastrophe.”
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2025 01:36 PM (63Dwl)

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Totally understandable. When joking around, my wife and I often slap the shit out of each other. All in good fun.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 26, 2025 01:39 PM (u73oe)

14 She must have caught him with a 96 year old.

Posted by: Bert G at May 26, 2025 01:39 PM (VARTN)

15 Doug Emhoff needs to teach Macron how to treat a "lady"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 26, 2025 01:39 PM (oNeeU)

16 Bet she can crush a watermelon between her thighs.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 26, 2025 01:40 PM (dg8Uu)

17 I added the video of Macron hiding a bag containing a white powder which many think was cocaine.

I don't know why he'd instinctively hide it if it wasn't contraband.
Posted by: ace at May 26, 2025 01:38 PM (KRtlO)

Our elites have an extremely high opinion of themselves with zero accomplishments in their lives to justify it.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 26, 2025 01:40 PM (N1tpc)

18 And this after the 'cocaine' scandal?

What to think? If only we had Brian "Sex Machine" Stelter to tell us what to think of this.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 26, 2025 01:40 PM (0sNs1)

19 Great. Thanks for asking.

Elvis and I hit 3 parks and then went to visit the veteran's memorial. Many American flags, each with name tag of a veteran from town who paid the ultimate sacrifice so I could live my life in freedom.

Thank you to all who served. You probably don't hear it enough but you're the best of us.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2025 01:40 PM (viF8m)

20 I don't think Macron's wife is a tranny. Just a weirdo who probably took advantage of student years ago.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 26, 2025 01:41 PM (Rbr1h)

21 The entirety of the ruling class in the West is made up of sexual degenerates.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 26, 2025 01:37 PM

Who do you think they learned it from?

Posted by: Penguins of the World at May 26, 2025 01:41 PM (0sNs1)

22 That's a man, baby!

Posted by: Candace Powers shagged me at May 26, 2025 01:42 PM (MZ+PY)

23 Why are so many elites degenerate.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 26, 2025 01:42 PM (EmEaN)

24 I don't think Macron's wife is a tranny. Just a weirdo who probably took advantage of student years ago.

Yeah, hard to work out what she was upset about or attacked him for. He seemed genuinely surprised. I am guessing their private time involves a lot of bondage and humiliation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2025 01:42 PM (2VST1)

25 Emmanuel was making The French Mistake, so a little Slap- n-Tickle ensued.

I call it an Attention Getter.

Posted by: Brigitte Macron at May 26, 2025 01:43 PM (Aqu9a)

26 France deserves them

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2025 01:43 PM (ypFCm)

27 Who Bitch Dis Is?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 26, 2025 01:43 PM (oNeeU)

28 I guess he didn't want to gift her during Mother's day...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 26, 2025 01:43 PM (ynpvh)

29 The way he clumsily tried to swipe it off the table, while the other guy palmed the spoon, was about as subtle as the Secret Service claiming they can't identify who left Hunter's cocaine in the White House.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2025 01:43 PM (s3E0I)

30 I've been a bad, bad boy mamma. Spank me.
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I didn't mean in the face....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 26, 2025 01:43 PM (Q4IgG)

31
I would hate to be the president of France with all its shameless commies. Does anyone know how far back into the forging of the French national character that mindset goes? It seems to me that country is hopeless.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 26, 2025 01:43 PM (n7rxJ)

32 FWIW Candace Owen thinks Mrs Macron is a man.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 26, 2025 01:43 PM (EmEaN)

33 Last week, Macron was caught on film hiding a white powder that many people believe was cocaine.

Yeah there's bee a lot of analysis and people claiming it was just a handkerchief etc, but... why did he swipe it off the table and pretend nothing had happened? Why did the other dude grab one object and pull it off the table as well? I don't think it was coke but it was clearly something they didn't want anyone to know about.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2025 01:44 PM (2VST1)

34 A slap? Macron got off lightly. Maggie May used to kick me in the head.

Posted by: Sir Rod Stewart at May 26, 2025 01:44 PM (Aqu9a)

35 Looked more like pushing his face away that a slap...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 26, 2025 01:44 PM (ynpvh)

36
I finally watched the clip. Wow. Who loses their temper like that?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 26, 2025 01:45 PM (n7rxJ)

37
Looked more like pushing his face away that a slap...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

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I agree, but that's bad enough. Imagine doing that to someone.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 26, 2025 01:45 PM (n7rxJ)

38 Looked more like pushing his face away that a slap...
Posted by: jim

@Knesix 2h
(3/7) the two stages of the 'shoveling'. I say shoveling because at first I thought it was a slap, but in fact Brigitte used both hands to push Macron's head backwards.

At the peak of the gesture, Macron realizes everyone out there just witnessed the incident.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 26, 2025 01:46 PM (mlg/3)

39 FWIW Candace Owen thinks Mrs Macron is a man.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 26, 2025 01:43 PM (EmEaN)

So, Brigitte is a woman then.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 26, 2025 01:46 PM (/HDaX)

40 Macaroon > Macaron > Macron

Posted by: redridinghood at May 26, 2025 01:46 PM (NpAcC)

41 I mean, just the other day my wife clocked me with a cast iron pan. We laughed and laughed.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 26, 2025 01:46 PM (u73oe)

42 I would hate to be the president of France with all its shameless commies. Does anyone know how far back into the forging of the French national character that mindset goes? It seems to me that country is hopeless.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 26, 2025 01:43 PM (n7rxJ)

Don't speak too quickly. Especially after looking at the democrats in this country.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 26, 2025 01:46 PM (g8Ew8)

43 I was a teenage MILF-hunter.

Posted by: Macron at May 26, 2025 01:47 PM (ufFY8)

44 Why does globalist tyranny have to be so weird?

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 26, 2025 01:47 PM (dQfJF)

45 He was getting handsy with her liver spots.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 26, 2025 01:47 PM (wBaIH)

46 Why did the other dude grab one object and pull it off the table as well? I don't think it was coke but it was clearly something they didn't want anyone to know about.
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'Cause they don't snort coke like Wall Street goons, fat lines through $100 bills; too declasse.

They take a sniff like fags, dipping for a little dab with a spoon, like the Eurotrash they are, like their grandfather's and a pinch of snuff.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 26, 2025 01:48 PM (s3E0I)

47 FWIW Candace Owen thinks Mrs Macron is a man.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 26, 2025 01:43 PM (EmEaN)

So, Brigitte is a woman then.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 26, 2025 01:46 PM (/HDaX)
*******
Sad what has happened to Candace Owens

Posted by: redridinghood at May 26, 2025 01:48 PM (NpAcC)

48 Duke Lowell

Marital Happiness equation:

Number of lovemaking sessions - number of quarrels.
A large positive number is good. Negative numbers are bad.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 26, 2025 01:48 PM (u82oZ)

49 I'd like to hear the JEF's take on this. I presume he's had some experience getting his face shoved by his... err... wife?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 26, 2025 01:48 PM (Q4IgG)

50 38 Looked more like pushing his face away that a slap...
Posted by: jim

@Knesix 2h
(3/7) the two stages of the 'shoveling'. I say shoveling because at first I thought it was a slap, but in fact Brigitte used both hands to push Macron's head backwards.

At the peak of the gesture, Macron realizes everyone out there just witnessed the incident.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 26, 2025 01:46 PM (mlg/3)

Seems like she used one hand; I don't see two being used in the vid.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 26, 2025 01:48 PM (ynpvh)

51 I had several TILFs in grammar school. They also happened to be the mothers of some really fine daughters.

But even as a tender young whippersnapper, I realized these relationships could potentially be more trouble than they are worth.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 26, 2025 01:48 PM (dqmL3)

52 Brigitte might have dementia, was just slapping her boy to keep him in line. Old people can be mean once they get confused. ...

Wiki says she was born in 1953, so "only" 72. Macron is 47.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 26, 2025 01:49 PM (vbXSk)

53 >>Don't speak too quickly. Especially after looking at the democrats in this country.

“Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free.”

- Ronald Reagan

Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2025 01:49 PM (viF8m)

54 48 Duke Lowell

Marital Happiness equation:

Number of lovemaking sessions - number of quarrels.
A large positive number is good. Negative numbers are bad.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 26, 2025 01:48 PM (u82oZ)

The way I heard it, the positives actions you can think of have to outweigh the negatives by 2 or 3:1. If it doesn't, things are going the wrong direction.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 26, 2025 01:49 PM (ynpvh)

55 Macron's married to a man, and they're both secret AoSHQ fans, so they were reenacting the gay slap fight video.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 26, 2025 01:50 PM (Aq1uz)

56 'Cause they don't snort coke like Wall Street goons, fat lines through $100 bills; too declasse.

Sure, but the people trying to explain this away go to great lengths to say that its just some paper or tissue and a skewer. not spoon and plastic bag of drugs. OK let's say that is true.

Why did they hide the objects, then?? What is shameful about a tissue and a skewer?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2025 01:50 PM (2VST1)

57
Yeah there's bee a lot of analysis and people claiming it was just a handkerchief etc, but... why did he swipe it off the table and pretend nothing had happened? Why did the other dude grab one object and pull it off the table as well? I don't think it was coke but it was clearly something they didn't want anyone to know about.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

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I didn't see the part with the other dude grabbing things, but it could have just been a snotty kleenex or hanky sitting there that it's not nice to have on the table or even in view. My desktop always has wet or crusted kleenexes on it if I'm in a room with intense light or a lot of pet dander, and I quickly grab them away if someone comes along.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 26, 2025 01:51 PM (n7rxJ)

58 Father

Father

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2025 01:51 PM (D7oie)

59 I only ever had one cute teacher, in 4th grade. I had lots of nice teachers, and a few really talented and gifted ones, but none were "hot."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2025 01:52 PM (2VST1)

60 Well shit, I didn’t think it needed a sarc tag.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 26, 2025 01:52 PM (u73oe)

61 Macron's married to a man, and they're both secret AoSHQ fans, so they were reenacting the gay slap fight video.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 26, 2025 01:50 PM (Aq1uz)

Channeling their inner ace and Garrett?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 26, 2025 01:52 PM (ufFY8)

62 Seems like she used one hand; I don't see two being used in the vid.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Maybe some artifacting, but the poster clipped a frame that makes it look like she was pushing him back with both.
https://tinyurl.com/22za4m75

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 26, 2025 01:52 PM (mlg/3)

63 Somewhere in France there is a tell-all book being written.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 26, 2025 01:52 PM (NpAcC)

64
The gendarmerie should have tossed her skinny ass into the Bastille or whatever it is now for assault, battery, domestic abuse, Lèse-majesté and []casus belli.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2025 01:53 PM (QnmlO)

65 26 France deserves them

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2025 01:43 PM (ypFCm)

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France has been controlled by the WEFs shadow world government for over 30 years. They have fake elections with predetermined results to keep the people from going all French Revolution II "Electric Boogaloo"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 26, 2025 01:53 PM (oNeeU)

66 >>Wiki says she was born in 1953, so "only" 72. Macron is 47.

Weird

Posted by: Bill Belichick at May 26, 2025 01:54 PM (Y1sOo)

67 A nation of cucks elected a cuck to lead them. Are we surprised?

Posted by: zombie at May 26, 2025 01:54 PM (pMi6S)

68 Much of our ruling class is the west is weird and degenerate. Remember during the campaign when they tried to make JD Vance weird? All projection… no ones weirder than Tim Walz….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 26, 2025 01:54 PM (nrfI8)

69
Wiki says she was born in 1953, so "only" 72. Macron is 47.

_________

*ciphers*

Passes the one-half plus seven rule. But barely.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2025 01:56 PM (QnmlO)

70 It’s a man, baby!

Posted by: kallisto at May 26, 2025 01:56 PM (UICf+)

71 That's a tissue on the table. The French always hide le snotrags.

Posted by: spongeworthy at May 26, 2025 01:56 PM (CDWlY)

72 >>Wiki says she was born in 1953, so "only" 72. Macron is 47.

The Rule of Thumb says Macron, if single, could be acceptably dating anyone over 30.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 26, 2025 01:57 PM (Aqu9a)

73 Busey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N43IF6rzb-M

Elvis

Posted by: DaveA at May 26, 2025 01:57 PM (FhXTo)

74 Remember during the campaign when they tried to make JD Vance weird? All projection… no ones weirder than Tim Walz….

Yeah I think they were trying really hard to get ahead of Walz being labeled that. Basically negate the charge by making it seem like duplication. All it did was make them seem even more out of touch with the public and make Walz seem even stranger.

And there is always the possibility that they honestly did find Vance weird.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2025 01:57 PM (2VST1)

75 LinusVanPelt
Vacuum cleaners and socks friend zone Tim Walz.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 26, 2025 01:57 PM (u82oZ)

76 S/he showed him Ze Peemp Hand!!!

Posted by: kallisto at May 26, 2025 01:57 PM (UICf+)

77
Whether it was a slap or a push, it was some serious shyte for one adult to be doing to another. There must be some deep lava in that marriage that's been boiling since the beginning.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 26, 2025 01:58 PM (n7rxJ)

78 Caitlin Clark will miss two weeks apologizing for being white due to a quad strain.

Posted by: one hour sober at May 26, 2025 01:58 PM (Y1sOo)

79 Passes the one-half plus seven rule. But barely.

Yeah but only now, not when they met :/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2025 01:58 PM (2VST1)

80 Mrs Macron " Little Emmanuel I don't care we are in a foreign country, you are getting pegged tonight. You've been a naughty boy"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 26, 2025 01:58 PM (eDGGN)

81 Why did they hide the objects, then?? What is shameful about a tissue and a skewer?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2025 01:50 PM (2VST1)

The expressions on all fours' faces was "Busted"

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2025 01:58 PM (D7oie)

82 She's the "Dom" (dominatrix) and he's the "Sub" (submissive). It's plainly obvious. I'm 100% sure they attend underground dungeon parties involving a lot of whips, handcuffs, cock-cages and high-heel shoes.

It'd be weird to know that your president was the lowest simp on the sexual totem pole. Americans want high-T dick-swingers like Trump, JFK, etc. The French apparently want whimpering BDSM slaves.

Posted by: zombie at May 26, 2025 01:59 PM (pMi6S)

83 He married his groomer. Is it any wonder that she abuses and dominates him? Whole thing is fucked up.

Posted by: If I was Macron I'd be using drugs too at May 26, 2025 01:59 PM (TbWk/)

84 So...

Smack thread?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 26, 2025 01:59 PM (bKqAu)

85 Math on the blog!

Posted by: Warning Will Robinson! at May 26, 2025 01:59 PM (dg+HA)

86 The expressions on all fours' faces was "Busted"

Yeah they looked like they got caught on camera, not like that was something better thrown away. It was very obvious.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2025 01:59 PM (2VST1)

87 some people never give up; seen at something called gizmodo:

Sea level rise will force millions of people to flee coastal regions, even at just 1.5 degrees Celsius of global heating, according to a new study. The authors of the study warn that even current warming levels could lead to multiple feet of sea level rise by the end of the century, posing dire consequences for coast-dwellers.

Posted by: gnats local 675 at May 26, 2025 01:59 PM (CWTWj)

88 Car driven into a crowd in Liverpool.

No details yet.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 26, 2025 02:00 PM (W5ArC)

89 Somewhere in France there is a tell-all book being written.

It has already been written. The author had to flee the country and now lives in exile.
Candace Owens used him as primary source for her series on the questionable biology of Brigitte or Klaus or whatever its birth name is.

Posted by: kallisto at May 26, 2025 02:00 PM (UICf+)

90 nobody gets wide-eyed and panicky about a kleenex lying out unless they just fired off some baby gravy into the thing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 26, 2025 02:00 PM (yvnLa)

91 Nothing about Trump going off the tails and begging ranting about "trophy" wives?
Trump hasn't gotten much from Melania lately
She can't even sleep in the same room as he foes

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at May 26, 2025 02:00 PM (hh8hB)

92 Either they will cave under Islamic rule or go all out French Revolution, it's their choice

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2025 02:00 PM (ypFCm)

93 Candace Owens thinks Mrs Macron is a man? Probably thinks Mrs Macron is a Jew also.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 26, 2025 02:00 PM (eDGGN)

94 I've been slapped by women too.

People in the know call it 'spanking'.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2025 02:00 PM (cYBz/)

95 She's the "Dom" (dominatrix) and he's the "Sub" (submissive). It's plainly obvious. I'm 100% sure they attend underground dungeon parties involving a lot of whips, handcuffs, cock-cages and high-heel shoes.

That's the sense I get, too. He didn't seem shocked that it happened, he just seemed shocked that she did it there and then. That is not the face of a man whose wife just attacked him out of the blue unlike ever before.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2025 02:01 PM (2VST1)

96 Van plows thru Liverpool fans during a parade to celebrate winning the EPL

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 26, 2025 02:01 PM (FCrpy)

97 It'd be weird to know that your president was the lowest simp on the sexual totem pole.

Posted by: zombie at May 26, 2025 01:59 PM (pMi6S)
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Macro(n).

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 26, 2025 02:01 PM (bKqAu)

98
Why did they hide the objects, then?? What is shameful about a tissue and a skewer?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

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I didn't see the skewer, but people generally put their icky used tissues out of sight.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 26, 2025 02:01 PM (n7rxJ)

99 'he foes'?

Dude. Put the bong down.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2025 02:01 PM (cYBz/)

100 Tonypete

* Puts fingers underneath chin. *

Story Time!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 26, 2025 02:02 PM (u82oZ)

101 England as well

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2025 02:02 PM (ypFCm)

102 >>She can't even sleep in the same room as he foes

On the other hand your mom gives it away for $10 at the bus station.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2025 02:02 PM (viF8m)

103 nobody gets wide-eyed and panicky about a kleenex lying out unless they just fired off some baby gravy into the thing.

Yeah, nobody was Toobin' at that meeting, it is only shameful if its something that they don't want to be caught with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2025 02:02 PM (2VST1)

104 As Mrs. Macron ages, xer birth anatomy, which is genetically male, reveals itself. Wide shoulders, no hips.
Gross

Posted by: kallisto at May 26, 2025 02:03 PM (UICf+)

105 She's the "Dom" (dominatrix) and he's the "Sub" (submissive). It's plainly obvious. I'm 100% sure they attend underground dungeon parties involving a lot of whips, handcuffs, cock-cages and high-heel shoes.

That's the sense I get, too. He didn't seem shocked that it happened, he just seemed shocked that she did it there and then. That is not the face of a man whose wife just attacked him out of the blue unlike ever before.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2025 02:01 PM (2VST1)

She usually delivers the slap to my balls.

Posted by: Emmanuel Macron at May 26, 2025 02:03 PM (Aqu9a)

106 I didn't see the skewer, but people generally put their icky used tissues out of sight.

Does it make everyone in the room look guilty when they do it? It doesn't make any sense.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2025 02:03 PM (2VST1)

107 in further news, Volkskanzler Merts has declared that there is now no limit on the weapons the German Republic is willing to supply to Ukraine in its existential struggle to keep Zelinskiii in power.

I suspect the bundesweher is currently negotiating with the Afghani government to secure the weapons needed, since the German Federal Republic is down to "stuff we had in the back of the pantry" now

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2025 02:03 PM (D7oie)

108 Why do trolls struggle with English? My guess is it's hard to type when you're taking in the stinky starfish.

Posted by: spongeworthy at May 26, 2025 02:03 PM (CDWlY)

109 > 88 Car driven into a crowd in Liverpool.

Video:

https://tinyurl.com/nxjefv6r

A soccer parade of some sort.

Remotely possible that it's drunken hooliganism, but my money is on Sudden Jihad Syndrome.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 26, 2025 02:03 PM (W5ArC)

110 Candace Owens thinks Mrs Macron is a man? Probably thinks Mrs Macron is a Jew also.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 26, 2025 02:00 PM (eDGGN)
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Can easily be proved with circumcisual evidence.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 26, 2025 02:03 PM (bKqAu)

111 76 S/he showed him Ze Peemp Hand!!!

Posted by: kallisto at May 26, 2025 01:57 PM (UICf+)

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I hate to be the French spelling/grammar nazi but it's:

la main de proxénète

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 26, 2025 02:04 PM (oNeeU)

112 She can't even sleep in the same room as he foes

Neither did Jackie and JFK

Posted by: kallisto at May 26, 2025 02:05 PM (UICf+)

113 in further news, Volkskanzler Merts has declared that there is now no limit on the weapons the German Republic is willing to supply to Ukraine in its existential struggle to keep Zelinskiii in power.

I suspect the bundesweher is currently negotiating with the Afghani government to secure the weapons needed, since the German Federal Republic is down to "stuff we had in the back of the pantry" now
Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2025 02:03 PM (D7oie)

Might also be negotiating for weapons for their own military, if they've gutted their supplies as much as Biden did ours.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 26, 2025 02:05 PM (VNX3d)

114 Remotely possible that it's drunken hooliganism, but my money is on Sudden Jihad Syndrome.

There only seems to be two sorts of this:

1) racist hating on white people
2) jihadi hating on non Muslims

I don't know of any other example at least in the last decade.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2025 02:05 PM (2VST1)

115 109 > 88 Car driven into a crowd in Liverpool.

Video:

https://tinyurl.com/nxjefv6r

A soccer parade of some sort.

Remotely possible that it's drunken hooliganism, but my money is on Sudden Jihad Syndrome.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 26, 2025 02:03 PM (W5ArC)

Liverpool won the Premier League and they were having a Victory parade.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 26, 2025 02:05 PM (FCrpy)

116 Since it is Memorial Day, just remember that more Americans have died fighting for France than Frenchmen

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 26, 2025 02:05 PM (oNeeU)

117 I got clocked one time while at work.

Literally.

Was standing near the wall, placing something on a pallet... and the clock above me fell off the wall. No injury, thankfully.

Posted by: JQ at May 26, 2025 02:06 PM (rdVOm)

118
Neither did Jackie and JFK
Posted by: kallisto at May 26, 2025 02:05 PM (UICf+)

__________

Jackie thought sex was icky.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2025 02:06 PM (QnmlO)

119 Lemmiwinks I doubt that

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2025 02:08 PM (ypFCm)

120
Since it is Memorial Day, just remember that more Americans have died fighting for France than Frenchmen
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 26, 2025 02:05 PM (oNeeU)

_________

*cough, cough*
Verdun

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2025 02:08 PM (QnmlO)

121 Jackie thought sex was icky.

I am guessing sex with a Kennedy is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2025 02:09 PM (2VST1)

122 Trump to Emmanuel Macron's wife Brigitte: "You know, you're in such great shape... beautiful."

Posted by: redridinghood at May 26, 2025 02:09 PM (NpAcC)

123 I'm assuming this is faked (but a good fake?) of Macron pushing back hard, as they go down the stairs.

https://tinyurl.com/mpaf3tvw

Posted by: illiniwek at May 26, 2025 02:09 PM (vbXSk)

124 I got clocked one time while at work.

Literally.

Was standing near the wall, placing something on a pallet... and the clock above me fell off the wall. No injury, thankfully.
Posted by: JQ at May 26, 2025 02:06 PM (rdVOm)

Just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 26, 2025 02:09 PM (VNX3d)

125 1 Sacre blu!

Posted by: Brigitte Macron at May 26, 2025 01:33 PM (Aqu9a)
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I think it's Sacre bleu

Posted by: Ciampino - do you have a leesance for that minkee? at May 26, 2025 02:09 PM (sPQoU)

126 Jackie thought sex was icky.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2025 02:06 PM (QnmlO)

I guess so, in consideration of the fact that her husband was a walking talking petri dish

Posted by: kallisto at May 26, 2025 02:10 PM (UICf+)

127 I've never knew of a term or device known as a 'cock-cage,' until I came to the AOSHQ.

The more you know*

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 26, 2025 02:11 PM (dqmL3)

128 Van plows thru Liverpool fans during a parade to celebrate winning the EPL
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 26, 2025 02:01 PM (FCrpy)

Man, those Amish sure get around.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 26, 2025 02:11 PM (5xuJ/)

129 I got clocked one time while at work.

Literally.

Was standing near the wall, placing something on a pallet... and the clock above me fell off the wall. No injury, thankfully.

Posted by: JQ at May 26, 2025 02:06 PM (rdVOm)

Just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 26, 2025 02:09 PM (VNX3d)
-

'Twas the hands of fate!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 26, 2025 02:11 PM (bKqAu)

130 >and the clock above me fell off the wall. No injury, thankfully.
Posted by: JQ at May 26, 2025 02:06 PM (rdVOm)

Just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

+++
Time flies.

Posted by: Oh no...time punz at May 26, 2025 02:11 PM (dg+HA)

131 >and the clock above me fell off the wall. No injury, thankfully.
Posted by: JQ at May 26, 2025 02:06 PM (rdVOm)

Just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

+++
Time flies.
Posted by: Oh no...time punz at May 26, 2025 02:11

The significance of the passage of time.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at May 26, 2025 02:13 PM (dg+HA)

132 Who’s having good BBQ today?

I’m not. I have to live through you morons vicariously.

Posted by: kallisto at May 26, 2025 02:13 PM (UICf+)

133 I bet Jack Straw is enjoying a good lobster roll.

Posted by: kallisto at May 26, 2025 02:13 PM (UICf+)

134 >>I guess so, in consideration of the fact that her husband was a walking talking petri dish

Chickens and eggs.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2025 02:14 PM (viF8m)

135
It would have looked funnier if it was one of those Andy Capp and Flo fights.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2025 02:14 PM (QnmlO)

136 I imagine the conversation leading up to the face shove was lit as fuck. Wonder if it'll leak.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 26, 2025 02:14 PM (Q4IgG)

137 119 Lemmiwinks I doubt that

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2025 02:08 PM (ypFCm)

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I know, I was just flicking the French some shit.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 26, 2025 02:14 PM (oNeeU)

138 If you watch the continuation of the video, you see the little man trying to take her hand as the walk down the stairs ... but she ices him.

Not playful. Really angry.

Posted by: Beverly at May 26, 2025 02:14 PM (Epeb0)

139
Remotely possible that it's drunken hooliganism, but my money is on Sudden Jihad Syndrome.

=================

Every account of drunken hooliganism I've ever seen was guys going around beating up other guys. Plowing through a crowd in a van just doesn't seem like their style.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 26, 2025 02:14 PM (n7rxJ)

140 This is what is going around on Twixxer about the "Big Beautiful Bill"

https://tinyurl.com/BBB-funnies

Hint: all of it is insane lies

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2025 02:14 PM (2VST1)

141 St. Louis style ribs will be ready in about 1-1/2 hours.
BYO sauce.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 26, 2025 02:15 PM (dg+HA)

142 Who’s having good BBQ today?

I’m not. I have to live through you morons vicariously.
Posted by: kallisto

Sadly, nope. Pork roast, German potato salad, homemade rolls, wine, beer, some type of lemon bars thing, a yummy salad and company. (We're not going to eat the company).

Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2025 02:16 PM (cYBz/)

143 Remotely possible that it's drunken hooliganism, but my money is on Sudden Jihad Syndrome.

Watching the video, its possible it was just someone stoned/distracted/drunk who accidentally went into the crowd, tried to drive off, then realized they were snowplowing humans

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2025 02:16 PM (2VST1)

144 Jackie thought sex was icky.

I am guessing sex with a Kennedy is.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

But with Ari O was just fine?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2025 02:17 PM (cYBz/)

145 >>I bet Jack Straw is enjoying a good lobster roll.

Not so much. But I'm plotting my course for Block Island and the bestest lobsta roll in the known universe.

I'm getting all drooly just thinking about it.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2025 02:17 PM (viF8m)

146 Brigette Macron is a woman, just an unfortunate face. Her arm ratio is correct, there are pictures of her as a child, she has had children.

Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2025 02:17 PM (p4NUW)

147 When are the Brits going to institute common-sense van control?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 26, 2025 02:18 PM (W5ArC)

148 i once got hit by a car in china town. i was in the wong place at the wong time

Posted by: gnats local 675 at May 26, 2025 02:18 PM (CWTWj)

149 Grilling hamburgers later

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2025 02:18 PM (ypFCm)

150 But with Ari O was just fine?

No viagra back then, I doubt he was physically able

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2025 02:18 PM (2VST1)

151 > St. Louis style ribs will be ready in about 1-1/2 hours.
BYO sauce.
---------
Burnt ends in the smoker now... wings later on. Beer sooner.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 26, 2025 02:19 PM (Q4IgG)

152 146 Brigette Macron is a woman, just an unfortunate face. Her arm ratio is correct, there are pictures of her as a child, she has had children.

Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2025 02:17 PM (p4NUW)

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She has had children? You mean Emanuel wasn't the only child she has had

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 26, 2025 02:19 PM (oNeeU)

153
Her Majesty is or soon will be starting back from Albuquerque. We had a good first day and not so good second to fourth days.

I don't know what I'm going to do about dinner.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2025 02:19 PM (QnmlO)

154 some people never give up; seen at something called gizmodo:

Sea level rise will force millions of people to flee coastal regions, even at just 1.5 degrees Celsius of global heating, according to a new study. The authors of the study warn that even current warming levels could lead to multiple feet of sea level rise by the end of the century, posing dire consequences for coast-dwellers.

Posted by: gnats local 675 at May 26, 2025 01:59 PM (CWTWj)

-----------------

Sounds like alGore from 30 years ago.

I'm old enough to remember when he said -- on January 27th, 2006 -- that we had a mere 10 years left before the earth cooked. Remember El Rushbo's great "Doomsday Countdown Clock?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Donkey-Chompers Bartend Again! at May 26, 2025 02:20 PM (SioDU)

155 Perhaps it was just me, but Jackie's little girl voice was the most irritating voice in the universe.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2025 02:20 PM (cYBz/)

156 Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2025 02:16 PM (cYBz/)

What do you put in your german potato salad?
Somebody gave me redskin potatoes so I figure I’ll use them for potato salad, it being summer and all.

Posted by: kallisto at May 26, 2025 02:20 PM (UICf+)

157 Joan Rivers ever radar that situation?

Posted by: torabora at May 26, 2025 02:20 PM (IdHQW)

158 All right, but apart from the breads, pastries, wines, cheeses, paintings, Statue of Liberty, radioactivity, oral sex, hot air balloons, Etch-a-Sketch, pencil sharpeners, pasteurization, stethoscopes, Braille, kissing, and fries, WHAT have the French ever done for us?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 26, 2025 02:21 PM (Aqu9a)

159
The authors of the study warn that even current warming levels could lead to multiple feet of sea level rise by the end of the century, posing dire consequences for coast-dwellers.

Wake me when people in the Hamptons and Martha's Vineyard start selling their places because of rising sea levels.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2025 02:21 PM (QnmlO)

160 Did steak and sides over the weekend (combo Memorial Day and a couple of family birthdays).

Today I'm just gonna grill some dogs and call it good.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 26, 2025 02:21 PM (W5ArC)

161 some people never give up; seen at something called gizmodo:

Sea level rise will force millions of people to flee coastal regions, even at just 1.5 degrees Celsius of global heating, according to a new study. The authors of the study warn that even current warming levels could lead to multiple feet of sea level rise by the end of the century, posing dire consequences for coast-dwellers.

Okay, when exactly. Also, if you're wrong, into the volcano you go. Do we have a deal?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 26, 2025 02:22 PM (s8j++)

162 > Today I'm just gonna grill some dogs and call it good.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 26, 2025 02:21 PM (W5ArC)

Settle down, Barack.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 26, 2025 02:22 PM (W5ArC)

163 I've already made my Memorial Day range trip. I decreed to the lovely Mrs. Blake today was a day to grill and I would be purchasing appropriate hunks of cow for the feast.

Oddly, the lovely Mrs. Blake didn't argue about my decision to cook.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 26, 2025 02:22 PM (tT6L1)

164
She has had children? You mean Emanuel wasn't the only child she has had
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 26, 2025 02:19

She has 3 and at least 1 of them is older than Emmanuel. She was married to a wealthy banker before. He has since passed away.

Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2025 02:23 PM (p4NUW)

165 >>I don't know what I'm going to do about dinner.

Just tell her not to make that left turn in Albuquerque.

The rabbit was wrong.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2025 02:23 PM (viF8m)

166 33
I don't think it was coke but it was clearly something they didn't want anyone to know about.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2025 01:44 PM (2VST1)
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So in your opinion, why wasn't it cocaine?

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, era cocaina at May 26, 2025 02:23 PM (sPQoU)

167 Brigette Macron is a woman, just an unfortunate face. Her arm ratio is correct, there are pictures of her as a child, she has had children.

There’s no documentation of her birth or baptism, Candace Owens specifically asked the Macrons for that information and they never provided it to her. Despite threatening her with a lawsuit, which AFAIK they never filed.

Posted by: kallisto at May 26, 2025 02:23 PM (UICf+)

168 I am reminded of Gene Hackman's line as Popeye Doyle in The French Connection: "I'd rather be a lamppost in New York than the president of France".

Posted by: Paco at May 26, 2025 02:24 PM (mADJX)

169 got clocked one time while at work.

Literally.

Was standing near the wall, placing something on a pallet... and the clock above me fell off the wall. No injury, thankfully.

Posted by: JQ at May 26, 2025 02:06 PM (rdVOm)

Just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 26, 2025 02:09 PM (VNX3d)
-

'Twas the hands of fate!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 26, 2025 02:11 PM (bKqAu)
****
No Time To Die
Bond...James Bond

Posted by: torabora at May 26, 2025 02:24 PM (IdHQW)

170 From Liverpool. Com
Footage showed a black SUV driving down the road and hitting at least two people before forcing its way deeper into a larger crowd of supporters dressed in red. The car continued its path and struck a group of over 20 pedestrians before coming to a stop in the middle of the street with people still trapped underneath.

Sounds like a purposeful plan

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2025 02:24 PM (ypFCm)

171 Perhaps it was just me, but Jackie's little girl voice was the most irritating voice in the universe.

I give that to that crazy chick who said she had to build an extra door in her house because of the horrible trauma of what Kavanaugh did to her.

So in your opinion, why wasn't it cocaine?

I think it was a different drug, something new.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2025 02:24 PM (2VST1)

172
Watching the video, its possible it was just someone stoned/distracted/drunk who accidentally went into the crowd, tried to drive off, then realized they were snowplowing humans
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

===============

I watched it, and it's weird the driver actually stopped, but damn, that would be some serious drunkenness the way the driver slow-mo plowed into the people a couple of times. We shall see.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 26, 2025 02:24 PM (n7rxJ)

173 167 There’s no documentation of her birth or baptism, Candace Owens specifically asked the Macrons for that information and they never provided it to her. Despite threatening her with a lawsuit, which AFAIK they never filed.
Posted by: kallisto at May 26, 2025 02:23 PM (UICf+)

I wouldn’t give this to Candace Owen’s, either.

Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2025 02:24 PM (p4NUW)

174 I imagine the conversation leading up to the face shove was lit as fuck. Wonder if it'll leak.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 26, 2025 02:14 PM (Q4IgG)

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Maybe she was just shoving some extra last-second blow up his nose?

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Donkey-Chompers Bartend Again! at May 26, 2025 02:25 PM (Vq0ul)

175 Speaking of Barack... dude owns a house built on a big sand bar with the friggin' North Atlantic Ocean literally in his back yard.

Is this a man who believes in imminent catastrophic sea level rise?

Hint: no.

Does Barack's mortgage lender believe in imminent catastrophic sea level rise?

Hint: no.

Does Barack's insurance company believe in imminent catastrophic sea level rise?

Hint: no.

Do ANY of the people involved in real estate in places like Malibu, Miami Beach, Martha's Vineyard... believe in imminent catastrophic sea level rise?

Hint: no.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 26, 2025 02:25 PM (W5ArC)

176 Trivial compared with the dustups between Bill and Hillary. But B and H were practiced at keeping the fisticuffs behind closed doors.

Posted by: mr bad at thinking up names at May 26, 2025 02:25 PM (XSpKf)

177 There’s no documentation of her birth or baptism,
Posted by: kallisto at May 26, 2025 02:23 PM (UICf+)
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So, yer saying Brigitte may be older than originally thought?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 26, 2025 02:25 PM (tT6L1)

178 I wouldn’t give this to Candace Owens, either.

Yeah me either. Refusing to hand over private documents to people isn't necessarily suspicious.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2025 02:26 PM (2VST1)

179 What do you put in your german potato salad?
Somebody gave me redskin potatoes so I figure I’ll use them for potato salad, it being summer and all.
Posted by: kallisto

Why Germans of course!

onion, celery, hard boiled eggs, sugar, 1T flour, water, vinegar, Butter, S & P, mustard. The most important thing is to let it sit overnight in the fridge to have everything incorporate.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2025 02:26 PM (cYBz/)

180 From Liverpool. Com
Footage showed a black SUV driving down the road and hitting at least two people before forcing its way deeper into a larger crowd of supporters dressed in red. The car continued its path and struck a group of over 20 pedestrians before coming to a stop in the middle of the street with people still trapped underneath.

Sounds like a purposeful plan
Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2025 02:24 PM (ypFCm)

Copycats!

Posted by: Darrell Brooks at May 26, 2025 02:26 PM (Aqu9a)

181 >>Sea level rise will force millions of people to flee coastal regions, even at just 1.5 degrees Celsius of global heating, according to a new study. The authors of the study warn that even current warming levels could lead to multiple feet of sea level rise by the end of the century, posing dire consequences for coast-dwellers.

Sounds scary.

I'll probably worry about it later.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2025 02:26 PM (viF8m)

182 The key to German potato salad is finding fresh German to put into it.

Posted by: Your Grandmother at May 26, 2025 02:26 PM (dg+HA)

183 Does Biden and Macron have the same dealer?

Posted by: torabora at May 26, 2025 02:27 PM (IdHQW)

184 Candace Owens is anti-Semitic human scum.

I'd still let her give me a hummer, though.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 26, 2025 02:27 PM (W5ArC)

185 I saw that coke video when it was new, the German palms the coke spoon, macron palms the bag, a few seconds later he casually puts it in his coat pocket ...

never seen a clearer case of people getting caught red-handed doing dope.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 26, 2025 02:27 PM (/Ghsb)

186 127 I've never knew of a term or device known as a 'cock-cage,' until I came to the AOSHQ.

The more you know*
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

It's becoming normalized, on two fronts simultaneously:

First, amongst make-to-"female" transsexual perverts, there is a large percentage who identify as "sissies" (their term), who "enjoy" the kink of "forced sissification" in which their partner dominates them and compels them to dress and act like a little girl, and the get-up often involves locking up their little penises in "cock cages" to prevent them from being manly in any way.

Second, amongst the equally popular "cuck" community, the wife will force the husband to wear a cock cage cage as he humilatedly watches her have sex with a "bull" (large alpha male hired for the purpose).

Yes, society has gone insane and both of these grotesque perversions are not only soaring in popularity but also become more publicly discussed, so "cock cages" are now a commonplace sex toy (in liberal big cities at least, where sissies and cucks congregate).

Posted by: zombie at May 26, 2025 02:27 PM (pMi6S)

187 Brigette Macron is a woman, just an unfortunate face. Her arm ratio is correct, there are pictures of her as a child, she has had children.
Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2025 02:17 PM (p4NUW)

She has an unfortunately large head, and Buttgig has children.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2025 02:27 PM (D7oie)

188
Because I could not stop for sea level rise –
He kindly stopped for me.

Posted by: Emily Dickinson at May 26, 2025 02:27 PM (dg+HA)

189 Sea level rise will force millions of people to flee coastal regions, even at just 1.5 degrees Celsius of global heating, according to a new study./i]

The thing that is never said in these hysterical warnings is that its over a very long time period. Like, a century. Even in their most dire warnings its a very long time period.

Nobody "flees" something moving at a rate of 3 cm a year (their most dire warning of sea level rise).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2025 02:28 PM (2VST1)

190 More: if you really want a simple one:

Potatoes, 1 onion, crumbled bacon, vinegar and salt - serve hot.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2025 02:28 PM (cYBz/)

191 I think it was a different drug, something new.

'Bout damn time.

Posted by: Huey Lewis at May 26, 2025 02:28 PM (S20uS)

192 I wouldn’t give this to Candace Owen’s, either.
Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2025 02:24 PM (p4NUW)

You know what convinced me that ‘Brigitte’ is genetically male? No self-respecting xx female would EVER put that fugly ass wig on her head, time after time after time.

No. Just no.

Posted by: kallisto at May 26, 2025 02:28 PM (UICf+)

193 158 All right, but apart from the breads, pastries, wines, cheeses, paintings, Statue of Liberty, radioactivity, oral sex, hot air balloons, Etch-a-Sketch, pencil sharpeners, pasteurization, stethoscopes, Braille, kissing, and fries, WHAT have the French ever done for us?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 26, 2025 02:21 PM (Aqu9a)

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and ze blow job

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 26, 2025 02:29 PM (oNeeU)

194 We should build our own Eiffel Tower. Make it a piece-for-piece copy of the original, but 6% larger. Then we can call it "Trump Tower" and refer to the one in Paris as "the replica".

Posted by: Bombadil at May 26, 2025 02:30 PM (MX0bI)

195
That wasn't really a full-on slap. More like a "shut-up yo mouth" grab and push.

Like the rest of the EU leadership, the Macrons have no children and are kind of strange.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 26, 2025 02:30 PM (ES1Rb)

196 Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Posted by: A classic at May 26, 2025 02:30 PM (dg+HA)

197 I've had about enough of these armchair comedians chiming in with the clock puns.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 26, 2025 02:31 PM (dqmL3)

198 > Then we can call it "Trump Tower"

Given that it's an engineering structure, how about "Musk Tower"?

> and refer to the one in Paris as "the replica".
Posted by: Bombadil at May 26, 2025 02:30 PM (MX0bI)

Better still, "the small one".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 26, 2025 02:31 PM (W5ArC)

199 Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2025 02:26 PM (cYBz/)

I had a feeling it was all the ingredients you said, but I didn’t know the secret weapon of letting it marinate overnight…

German potato salad is really good

Posted by: kallisto at May 26, 2025 02:31 PM (UICf+)

200

It's not cocaine.

It's her powdered and bleached bottom burps, because he just can't get enough of that pesky anal rundown...

Posted by: Just Sayin... at May 26, 2025 02:31 PM (mCfKC)

201 *We should build our own Eiffel Tower.*

Polite cough.

Posted by: King's Dominion near Richmond, VA at May 26, 2025 02:31 PM (dg+HA)

202 95
That wasn't really a full-on slap. More like a "shut-up yo mouth" grab and push.

Like the rest of the EU leadership, the Macrons have no children and are kind of strange.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 26, 2025 02

Brigette has 3 children and 7 grandchildren. The Macrons don’t because Brigette is 25 years older than Emmanuel. Which is weird.

Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2025 02:32 PM (p4NUW)

203 Mrs Macron is a woman but she looks like a Muppet

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 26, 2025 02:32 PM (eDGGN)

204 Clock puns tick me off.

Posted by: Groan at May 26, 2025 02:33 PM (dg+HA)

205 I don't understand how anyone thinks a 15 year old boy is hot, let alone a 40 year old woman :/ Disturbed minds

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2025 02:33 PM (2VST1)

206 Second, amongst the equally popular "cuck" community, the wife will force the husband to wear a cock cage cage as he humilatedly watches her have sex with a "bull" (large alpha male hired for the purpose).

Whatever happened to a nice meal and a movie?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 26, 2025 02:33 PM (guGkK)

207 Emmanuel Macron is the Justin Trudeau of Europe.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at May 26, 2025 02:33 PM (Uzn0I)

208
11 I added the video of Macron hiding a bag containing a white powder which many think was cocaine.

I don't know why he'd instinctively hide it if it wasn't contraband.
Posted by: ace at May 26, 2025 01:38 PM

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Government spokesmen informed us that it was a crumpled Kleenex, or a bag of foot powder, or both, and

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 26, 2025 02:34 PM (ES1Rb)

209 Macron was in Vietnam to try to get that country to stop playing friendly with the US, and come back to the fold of "your former colonial masters are only here because we love you" players

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2025 02:34 PM (D7oie)

210 I've had about enough of these armchair comedians chiming in with the clock puns.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 26, 2025 02:31 PM (dqmL3)

——————-

Don’t go coo coo over it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 26, 2025 02:34 PM (u73oe)

211 >>Speaking of Barack... dude owns a house built on a big sand bar with the friggin' North Atlantic Ocean literally in his back yard.

Yea. Me too. Island was first charted by Giovanni da Verrazzano in 1524. Coastline hasn't changed other than the normal erosion from having the ocean bang on your place 7 x 24 for like forever.

Have you ever noticed that the people most freaked out about climate change live in cities and have almost never actually been in nature?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2025 02:34 PM (viF8m)

212 That's no slap.

Now THIS is a slap.

Posted by: Will Smith at May 26, 2025 02:34 PM (guGkK)

213 Honestly that looked to me like a really angry woman who can't say anything because of the setting reacting to a man pretending nothing has gone wrong. I don't know what he said or did, but she seems really unhappy at him for something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2025 02:34 PM (2VST1)

214 ... car continued its path and struck a group of over 20 pedestrians before coming to a stop in the middle of the street with people still trapped underneath.

Sounds like a purposeful plan

Yep. That damn car.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 26, 2025 02:34 PM (H6yTE)

215 187 Brigette Macron is a woman, just an unfortunate face. Her arm ratio is correct, there are pictures of her as a child, she has had children.
Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2025 02:17 PM (p4NUW)

She has an unfortunately large head, and Buttgig has children.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2025 02

Her kids look like a mix of her and her ex husband. Her daughter looks like her with a better nose, thank you Jesus. I am starting a rumor Candace Owen’s is a tranny and that is why she keeps accusing everyone else of being one.

Oh! And there are pics of Brigette as a child.

Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2025 02:34 PM (p4NUW)

216 That wig that Brigitte wears looks like it’s on a mission to devour her face…

N'est-ce pas?

She should take some wiggery lessons from Big Mike lol

😀

Posted by: kallisto at May 26, 2025 02:34 PM (UICf+)

217 ...

and ze blow job

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 26, 2025 02:29 PM (oNeeU)

No, that was invented in the Stone Age; the movie "Quest for Fire" showed me that!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 26, 2025 02:34 PM (/Ghsb)

218
cont.

that "only fools do not kmow this."

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 26, 2025 02:35 PM (ES1Rb)

219 There's no doubt that there's nose candy in the bag and a coke spoon. No one palms ordinary items off tables tops.

Posted by: 13times at May 26, 2025 02:35 PM (pVord)

220
Perhaps it was just me, but Jackie's little girl voice was the most irritating voice in the universe.
Posted by: Tonypete

=============

Did you ever hear Michelle Duggar's voice?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 26, 2025 02:36 PM (n7rxJ)

221 @206 I'm sure David French and Jonah Goldbergs wives film their bull action and make their hubbies watch the movies while they eat

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 26, 2025 02:36 PM (eDGGN)

222 German potato salad is really good
Posted by: kallisto at May 26, 2025 02:31 PM (UICf+)

It pairs very nicely with grilled bratwurst and Black Forest Cake, washed down with Gewurztraminer.

For a pleasing finish, invasion and marching through any of the low countries.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 26, 2025 02:36 PM (Aqu9a)

223 Husband

Posted by: Jupiter no rings mofo at May 26, 2025 02:36 PM (zuCGm)

224 > Brigette has 3 children and 7 grandchildren. The Macrons don’t because Brigette is 25 years older than Emmanuel. Which is weird.
----------
My late brother married a woman about 20 years his senior. No kids. She was/is weird. Full tilt lefty. No clue what he saw in her.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 26, 2025 02:37 PM (Q4IgG)

225
Brigette Macron is a woman, just an unfortunate face. Her arm ratio is correct, there are pictures of her as a child, she has had children.
Posted by: Piper

================

Does anyone know what's going on with her hunchback?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 26, 2025 02:37 PM (n7rxJ)

226 She was punishing him for not satisfying her the night before as he forgot his blue pills.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 26, 2025 02:37 PM (icmmM)

227 Kinda looked like Ace's fight with the shelf.

Posted by: torabora at May 26, 2025 02:38 PM (IdHQW)

228 Have you ever noticed that the people most freaked out about climate change live in cities and have almost never actually been in nature?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2025 02:34 PM (viF8m)

I have yet to figure out why people in Bogotá Colombia are afraid of ocean rising and warming climate with less rain. That 4cm water rise is really going to block up the Magdalena river, all the way to the source.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2025 02:38 PM (D7oie)

229 Honestly that looked to me like a really angry woman who can't say anything because of the setting reacting to a man pretending nothing has gone wrong. I don't know what he said or did, but she seems really unhappy at him for something.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2025 02:34 PM (2VST1)

He knows what he did. And he'll suffer mightily for it.

Posted by: Brigitte Macron at May 26, 2025 02:38 PM (Aqu9a)

230 Nobody "flees" something moving at a rate of 3 cm a year (their most dire warning of sea level rise).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2025 02:28 PM (2VST1)

FUN FACT: Native Americans proved that you could flee an expanding glacier in your spare time.

And they didn't even have the wheel.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 26, 2025 02:38 PM (guGkK)

231 I am starting a rumor Candace Owen’s is a tranny and that is why she keeps accusing everyone else of being one.

Candace Owens didn’t start the rumors though. French investigative journalists looking into Macron’s Mother/Wife/Husband’s past have either been disappeared or forced into exile.

Their backstory is replete with all forms of degenerate and perverse connections.

Remember the travesty if the ‘Last Supper’ mockery at the Paris Olympics?

Brigitte’s idea.

Posted by: kallisto at May 26, 2025 02:38 PM (UICf+)

232 Does anyone know what's going on with her hunchback?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 26, 2025 02:37 PM (n7rxJ)

He's in the squad room.

Posted by: Capt. Hocken at May 26, 2025 02:39 PM (0eaVi)

233 Be advised: CCP paid posters are about on Twitter still. Avoid the emotional content for the good of country and your health.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 26, 2025 02:39 PM (mlg/3)

234 Mine is doing fine ace. Better every minute.

Former New York Democrat Congressman Charlie Rangel Dead at 94

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 26, 2025 02:40 PM (/U5Yz)

235 Have you ever noticed that the people most freaked out about climate change live in cities and have almost never actually been in nature?

Yeah I have noticed that as well. And the people who live in the wilds and deal with nature are the least concerned. The current PM of Canada said that "We can't stabilize the climate unless we get to Net Zero."

What the hell does that even mean? How do you "stabilize the climate"? It never changes? Everything goes back to how you remember it as a kid and is always like that?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2025 02:40 PM (2VST1)

236 Oh! And there are pics of Brigette as a child.
Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2025 02:34 PM (p4NUW)

I refuse to argue with you if you insist on using logic!

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2025 02:40 PM (D7oie)

237 Does anyone know what's going on with her hunchback?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 26, 2025 02:37 PM (n7rxJ)

What hump?

Posted by: Brigitte Macron at May 26, 2025 02:41 PM (Aqu9a)

238 Hubby nec and I were just talking about the pedophile and her husband just this morning. He should have slapped her back since she kept him from having a normal life with an age appropriate wife and kids of his own.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 26, 2025 02:41 PM (2NHgQ)

239 Brigette is a woman...Just an old one...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 26, 2025 02:42 PM (VE6XX)

240
How do you "stabilize the climate"?

The same way you "stop COVID in its tracks".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2025 02:42 PM (QnmlO)

241 For a pleasing finish, invasion and marching through any of the low countries.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 26, 2025 02:36 PM (Aqu9a)

The food and wine pairings sound delightful!

I think I’ll skip the jackboot-ish part, just for this month though.

Posted by: kallisto at May 26, 2025 02:42 PM (UICf+)

242 217 ...

and ze blow job

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 26, 2025 02:29 PM (oNeeU)

No, that was invented in the Stone Age; the movie "Quest for Fire" showed me that!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 26, 2025 02:34 PM (/Ghsb)

---

Well the totally factual movie the "Talladega Nights" said it was the French

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 26, 2025 02:42 PM (oNeeU)

243 225
Does anyone know what's going on with her hunchback?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 26, 2025 02

She is old, and ladies, if you don’t pull your shoulders back and really think about stretch work flatting through your upper spine and pulling shoulder blades together, this will happen to you. My mom had this happen and was getting worse. I used to tell her to stand up straight, and she would ask me who I thought I was. lol. I honestly think it affects shorter people more than taller women. I am fanatical about posture because of my mom. And dance, and horses. But mostly my mom.

Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2025 02:43 PM (p4NUW)

244 >>I have yet to figure out why people in Bogotá Colombia are afraid of ocean rising and warming climate with less rain. That 4cm water rise is really going to block up the Magdalena river, all the way to the source.

Literally the dumbest scam they've ever tried. We went from Spock telling us we were about to be frozen in a glacier to oceans boiling to well shit the climate is changing.

No shit Bozo. The climate always changes. Always has and always will. You still can't have my money.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2025 02:43 PM (viF8m)

245 >>>I'm sure David French and Jonah Goldbergs wives film their bull action and make their hubbies watch the movies while they eat

Posted by: Smell the Glove

>I'd bet donuts to hamburgers some of these cuck-a-thon sessions could be made into a full length feature film.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 26, 2025 02:44 PM (dqmL3)

246
Oh! And there are ~~pics~~ daguerreotypes of Brigette as a child.
Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2025 02:34 PM (p4NUW)

Fix'd

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2025 02:45 PM (QnmlO)

247 And the pedophile wife needs to eat a sandwich or twelve. She's too skinny.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 26, 2025 02:45 PM (2NHgQ)

248 221 @206 I'm sure David French and Jonah Goldbergs wives film their bull action and make their hubbies watch the movies while they eat
Posted by: Smell the Glove

LOL! Oh, they don't have to 'make them'.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 26, 2025 02:45 PM (sAmhv)

249 She's 72 and obviously has had work done....She should slug her son Macron

Posted by: It's me donna at May 26, 2025 02:46 PM (VE6XX)

250 240
How do you "stabilize the climate"?

The same way you "stop COVID in its tracks".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2025 02:42 PM (QnmlO)

----

with taxes

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 26, 2025 02:46 PM (oNeeU)

251 Does anyone know what's going on with her hunchback?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 26, 2025 02

She is old, and ladies, if you don’t pull your shoulders back and really think about stretch work flatting through your upper spine and pulling shoulder blades together, this will happen to you. My mom had this happen and was getting worse. I used to tell her to stand up straight, and she would ask me who I thought I was. lol. I honestly think it affects shorter people more than taller women. I am fanatical about posture because of my mom. And dance, and horses. But mostly my mom.
Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2025 02:43 PM (p4NUW)

The Dowagers Hump. Do the Humpty Dance!

Posted by: Digital Underground at May 26, 2025 02:46 PM (Aqu9a)

252 How do you "stabilize the climate"?

The same way you "stop COVID in its tracks".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2025 02:42 PM (QnmlO)

----

with taxes
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 26, 2025 02:46 PM (oNeeU)

It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 26, 2025 02:47 PM (Aqu9a)

253 Time to gather ingredients for the potato salad…

for tomorrow since it has to steep overnight.

Tonite we’re having TJ’s sweet potato gnocchi with sage butter sauce

Nom nom nom

Posted by: kallisto at May 26, 2025 02:47 PM (UICf+)

254
She is old, and ladies, if you don’t pull your shoulders back and really think about stretch work flatting through your upper spine and pulling shoulder blades together, this will happen to you. My mom had this happen and was getting worse. I used to tell her to stand up straight, and she would ask me who I thought I was. lol. I honestly think it affects shorter people more than taller women. I am fanatical about posture because of my mom. And dance, and horses. But mostly my mom.
Posted by: Piper

===============

But she's looked like this for YEARS. Am I the only one who sees it? I'll swear I saw some parodists, like SNL, doing Brigitte Macron with her shoulders up around her ears, but Le Googel seems to protecting her mightily.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 26, 2025 02:47 PM (n7rxJ)

255 Frappe de Brigitte?

"What hump?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2025 02:48 PM (FeaQ/)

256
How do you "stabilize the climate"?

Stop the Earth from orbiting the sun.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2025 02:48 PM (63Dwl)

257 To add to the weirdness, it is rumored in France that Tiphaine, Brigette’s daughter, had a crush on Emmanuel before her mother’s relationship with him. Eww. Eww. Yuck.

In other news, my mom wanted to name me Tiphaine. Tiphaine Delphine (my maiden name here). My father said nope.

Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2025 02:49 PM (p4NUW)

258 256
How do you "stabilize the climate"?

Stop the Earth from orbiting the sun.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2025 02:48 PM (63Dwl)

I wouldn't recommend that...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 26, 2025 02:49 PM (VE6XX)

259 What's all this, then?

Posted by: Quasimodo at May 26, 2025 02:49 PM (Aqu9a)

260 How do you "stabilize the climate"?

Uncork a lot of sunshine might work.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2025 02:50 PM (FeaQ/)

261 I've had to work a lot of holidays and no one has ever thanked me. I thought of that today and decided to thank the cashier at the store. She flashed me a big smile. I guess she's never been thanked either.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 26, 2025 02:50 PM (AcTAo)

262 >>240 How do you "stabilize the climate"?

You move people around. Balance out the climate. Dummies.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at May 26, 2025 02:51 PM (/U5Yz)

263 How do you "stabilize the climate"?

Stop the Earth from orbiting the sun.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2025 02:48 PM (63Dwl)

I wouldn't recommend that...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 26, 2025 02:49 PM (VE6XX)

Get rid of the atmosphere. That minimizes the climate.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 26, 2025 02:51 PM (VNX3d)

264 Piper would have been "TiDi" then

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2025 02:51 PM (FeaQ/)

265 256
How do you "stabilize the climate"?

Stop the Earth from orbiting the sun.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2025 02:48 PM (63Dwl)

Maximum entropy

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 26, 2025 02:51 PM (ynpvh)

266 >>"What hump?"

I miss our beloved hunchback.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2025 02:51 PM (viF8m)

267 254 But she's looked like this for YEARS. Am I the only one who sees it? I'll swear I saw some parodists, like SNL, doing Brigitte Macron with her shoulders up around her ears, but Le Googel seems to protecting her mightily.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 26, 2025 02:47 PM (n7rxJ)

Maybe she has had everything pulled up so many times it’s stuck there. I mean there is no way she has another face lift left in there.

(That was so mean)

Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2025 02:51 PM (p4NUW)

268 >and the clock above me fell off the wall. No injury, thankfully.
Posted by: JQ at May 26, 2025 02:06 PM
---

Time was not on your side.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 26, 2025 02:52 PM (f1kZG)

269
I am fanatical about posture because of my mom. And dance, and horses. But mostly my mom.
Posted by: Piper

Do you tell horses to stand up straight?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2025 02:53 PM (63Dwl)

270 262 >>240 How do you "stabilize the climate"?

You move people around. Balance out the climate. Dummies.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at May 26, 2025 02:51 PM (/U5Yz)

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Just cuz it worked for Guam doesn't mean that it will work for the rest of the planet

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 26, 2025 02:53 PM (oNeeU)

271 Brigitte if you named your daughter a French variant of a Greek name meaning 'manifestation of G-d' but then you shack up with a 15 year old boy...

Moloch anyone?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2025 02:53 PM (FeaQ/)

272 How do you "stabilize the climate"?

It's important to keep it from capsizing.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at May 26, 2025 02:53 PM (dg+HA)

273 Oops. Too late.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at May 26, 2025 02:54 PM (dg+HA)

274 264 Piper would have been "TiDi" then
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2025

My mom was a little over the top with names. She wanted my sister to be Anastasia Desiree. With Anastasia pronounced the French way - short a at the start and stasha at the end, not StAsia. Dad nixed that one, too.

Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2025 02:54 PM (p4NUW)

275 "Nobody "flees" something moving at a rate of 3 cm a year (their most dire warning of sea level rise).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2025 02:28 PM (2VST1)

FUN FACT: Native Americans proved that you could flee an expanding glacier in your spare time.

And they didn't even have the wheel.

Posted by: Cicero "

------------------------------------

The Far Side caveman: "Say Thag, wall of ice closer today?"

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 26, 2025 02:54 PM (Hw6WF)

276 >>>How do you "stabilize the climate"?

>According to Bill Gates, you feed the masses genetically modified food substances in a homespun DIY genocide.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 26, 2025 02:55 PM (dqmL3)

277
and the clock above me fell off the wall. No injury, thankfully.
Posted by: JQ at May 26, 2025 02:06 PM

==================

Time has not been good to you.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 26, 2025 02:55 PM (n7rxJ)

278 >>Sea level rise will force millions of people to flee coastal regions, even at just 1.5 degrees Celsius of global heating, according to a new study. The authors of the study warn that even current warming levels could lead to multiple feet of sea level rise by the end of the century, posing dire consequences for coast-dwellers.

Sounds scary.

I'll probably worry about it later.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2025 02:26 PM (viF8m)
***

Now damnit! There is supposed to be a new ice age first. Lets get this straight. I need to know if I need some long johns or a wet suit.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2025 02:55 PM (W/lyH)

279 "How do you "stabilize the climate"?"

Concrete. Everywhere.

Posted by: AI Commentator at May 26, 2025 02:55 PM (vFG9F)

280 Jill Biden and Brigitte Macron both have toothpick legs. I wonder how they climb all those stairs. No muscle, just bone and skin.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 26, 2025 02:55 PM (/U5Yz)

281 Imagine how stupid you have to be to think islands are just floating around in the ocean.

And then remember one of those single digit IQ zipperheads is in Congress.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2025 02:56 PM (viF8m)

282 Piper, obaasan has issues methinks with all these hoity-toity names.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2025 02:56 PM (FeaQ/)

283 And then remember one of those single digit IQ zipperheads is in Congress.

Could you be more specific?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2025 02:58 PM (FeaQ/)

284 282 Piper, obaasan has issues methinks with all these hoity-toity names.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2025 02:56 PM (FeaQ/)

And in the end, he named me after a beer. 🤣

Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2025 02:58 PM (p4NUW)

285 obaasan has issues methinks with all these hoity-toity names.

Look I'll tolerate hoity OR toity, but not both

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2025 02:59 PM (2VST1)

286 And in the end, he named me after a beer.

Can't be easy to go through life with the name "Hefeweizen" especially as a girl

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2025 03:00 PM (2VST1)

287 How do you "stabilize the climate"?

Stop the Earth from orbiting the sun.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2025 02:48 PM (63Dwl)

I wouldn't recommend that...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 26, 2025 02:49 PM (VE6XX)

Get rid of the atmosphere. That minimizes the climate.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 26, 2025 02:51 PM (VNX3d)

Can confirm.

Posted by: Marvin the Martian at May 26, 2025 03:00 PM (Aqu9a)

288 Lots of guys named Bud. Not many named Bud Light.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2025 03:02 PM (63Dwl)

289 I quit using BC powders because of optics.

Posted by: Goatweed at May 26, 2025 03:02 PM (cl9qq)

290 And in the end, he named me after a beer. 🤣
Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2025 02:58 PM (p4NUW)

Pearl? Pearl Blatz Wiedemann?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 26, 2025 03:02 PM (Aqu9a)

291 286 Can't be easy to go through life with the name "Hefeweizen" especially as a girl
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2025 03:00 PM (2VST1)

Hence the nickname.

Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2025 03:03 PM (p4NUW)

292 Do you ever wonder what ace is doing while we sit down here and talk shit?

I do. Now you will. Forever.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2025 03:05 PM (viF8m)

293 Corgis

Neu

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2025 03:06 PM (FeaQ/)

294 She nearly knocked him down with that smack. On camera. Then he waves! Ooh la la!

I love it as a birthday gift on this solumn day. I don't often share my birthday with Memorial Day, but when I do I behave.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 26, 2025 07:02 PM (6PCLE)

295 32 FWIW Candace Owen thinks Mrs Macron is a man.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 26, 2025 01:43 PM (EmEaN)

The assumption that Candace Owen "thinks" is maybe a problem, here.

Posted by: m at May 26, 2025 07:22 PM (CQE5S)

296 Bill Gates got Smacked in the Face with a Pie

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 27, 2025 05:01 PM (wGqjj)

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