Funky Colt Medina Cafe

15 252 Well THAT was an extremely subtle error.

I fixed it. NOOD is live! And working this time!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2025 07:52 PM (6bTRc)

Thank you, Joe Mannix!

Posted by: m at May 14, 2025 07:54 PM (CQE5S)

16 Yay! a swift kick in the ole electrodes always works!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 14, 2025 07:54 PM (sAmhv)

17 I could have been first but I was reading up on Paul Anka.
Posted by: fd at May 14, 2025 07:53 PM (vFG9F)
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If there's an upshot to the error, it's that more people will read the Anka stuff!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2025 07:54 PM (6bTRc)

18 Border collies are learning it is harder than they thought to herd cats

Posted by: Kindltot at May 14, 2025 07:55 PM (D7oie)

19 14 Pro tip: don't accidentally open a single quote and close with a double quote. HTML doesn't like that very much...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2025 07:54 PM (6bTRc)

Hour of the Wolf called it!

207 Looking at the nood, and the issue is mismatched quotes on the first missing link.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 14, 2025 07:41 PM (VNX3d)

Posted by: m at May 14, 2025 07:55 PM (CQE5S)

20 Hour of the Wolf called it!

207 Looking at the nood, and the issue is mismatched quotes on the first missing link.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 14, 2025 07:41 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: m at May 14, 2025 07:55 PM (CQE5S)
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What, you think that I read the comments?!?!?!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2025 07:56 PM (6bTRc)

21 9 Is it pincher or pinscher?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 14, 2025 07:53 PM (PiwSw)

Well, the first time that puppy craps on the floor, I would guess his name is Mud.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 14, 2025 07:56 PM (a4NoL)

22 Also, good catch, Mr. Hour of the Wolf. Took me longer.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2025 07:56 PM (6bTRc)

23
Announced the re-opened cafe down below.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 14, 2025 07:53 PM (VNX3d)

_________

Do you expect to be thanked for doing what you should have done?

/father

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2025 07:56 PM (QnmlO)

24 *tiptoes in*
*looks around*

Posted by: wth at May 14, 2025 07:56 PM (v0R5T)

25 Before I realized the extent of the error, I was wondering why Ace had put the Paul Anka links in the café. Meta something.

Posted by: mindful webworker - the guys get shirts at May 14, 2025 07:56 PM (0Es1u)

26 17 I could have been first but I was reading up on Paul Anka.
Posted by: fd at May 14, 2025 07:53 PM (vFG9F)
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If there's an upshot to the error, it's that more people will read the Anka stuff!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2025 07:54 PM (6bTRc)

"Error"? "Creative coding."

Posted by: m at May 14, 2025 07:57 PM (CQE5S)

27 Pro tip: don't accidentally open a single quote and close with a double quote. HTML doesn't like that very much...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2025 07:54 PM (6bTRc)
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"smart quotes" ain't that smart...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 14, 2025 07:57 PM (GlyvH)

28 Before I realized the extent of the error, I was wondering why Ace had put the Paul Anka links in the café. Meta something.
Posted by: mindful webworker - the guys get shirts at May 14, 2025 07:56 PM (0Es1u)
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Definitely on purpose! He wants to juice the stats for the Anka series!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2025 07:57 PM (6bTRc)

29 He must have turned it Off, then On again.

Posted by: wth at May 14, 2025 07:57 PM (v0R5T)

30 Also, good catch, Mr. Hour of the Wolf. Took me longer.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2025 07:56 PM (6bTRc)

I've made too many of those errors over the last few decades. In this case, I couldn't fix it.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 14, 2025 07:58 PM (VNX3d)

31 >>> Well THAT was an extremely subtle error.

I fixed it. NOOD is live! And working this time!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2025 07:52 PM (6bTRc)

thank you -- what was the error? I looked for it and couldn't see anything wrong.

Posted by: ace at May 14, 2025 07:59 PM (KRtlO)

32 A dog looks out for his co-dog.
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#teamwork

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2025 07:59 PM (6bTRc)

33 Ace paid off the AI Mafia???

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 14, 2025 07:59 PM (mP0Kj)

34 >>.Pro tip: don't accidentally open a single quote and close with a double quote. HTML doesn't like that very much...

oh okay. Yeah, I was looking for that one but didn't find it.

Posted by: ace at May 14, 2025 07:59 PM (KRtlO)

35 thank you -- what was the error? I looked for it and couldn't see anything wrong.
Posted by: ace at May 14, 2025 07:59 PM (KRtlO)
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One of the links ("cats bully you," I think) had a single quote on the left side of the URL and a double quote on the right side.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2025 08:00 PM (6bTRc)

36 I'd like to have a panther like that to wath my stuff while I'm away.

Posted by: Eromero at May 14, 2025 08:00 PM (LHPAg)

37 I've made too many of those errors over the last few decades. In this case, I couldn't fix it.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 14, 2025 07:58 PM (VNX3d)
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Heh. I do it maybe twice a day! Well, usually I just plain *forget* a quote, but the 'ole mismatch rears its head more often than I'd like to admit...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2025 08:01 PM (6bTRc)

38 >>> Well THAT was an extremely subtle error.

I fixed it. NOOD is live! And working this time!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2025 07:52 PM (6bTRc)

thank you -- what was the error? I looked for it and couldn't see anything wrong.
Posted by: ace at May 14, 2025 07:59 PM (KRtlO)

One of the URLs was opened with a single quote, and closed with a double quote. HTML says that the string ends when it hits another single quote.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 14, 2025 08:01 PM (VNX3d)

39 Ace, I was looking for Jay Mohr on panic attacks today and I see some online, but didn't that used to be on the front page? It's a good one.

Posted by: m at May 14, 2025 08:01 PM (CQE5S)

40 Wow, this place looks a lot bigger inside.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 14, 2025 08:01 PM (36PRH)

41 When your cats bully you.
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Those are some *extremely* tolerant cats...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2025 08:02 PM (6bTRc)

42 Fancy prancer is beautiful.
I wanna pony.
I want that pony.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 14, 2025 08:02 PM (rT96s)

43 Island Creamery makes really good butter pecan ice cream

Posted by: Accomack at May 14, 2025 08:03 PM (cOn95)

44 Wow, this place looks a lot bigger inside.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 14, 2025 08:01 PM (36PRH)
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Must. Resist. Temptation. To. Make. "Yo Mama". Joke.

PHEW. That was close.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2025 08:03 PM (6bTRc)

45 When you're not home.
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I'm calling it. That apartment is in East Asia somewhere.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2025 08:03 PM (6bTRc)

46

It's 45 degrees here with high winds. Come on summer!!!

Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 08:04 PM (3ek7K)

47 It's 45 degrees here with high winds. Come on summer!!!
Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 08:04 PM (3ek7K)
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85 with high-moderate humidity where I'm at.

Sweating Season has arrived.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2025 08:05 PM (6bTRc)

48
Joe,

We moved to Wyoming from South Carolina. I don't miss humidity. One great thing is nothing mildews here. Now it might snow in June, but hey we're not sweating.

Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 08:07 PM (3ek7K)

49 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 08:07 PM (77rzZ)

50 Kitty's got claws.
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Whoa...

My cat Penny is a miniature panther.

She has long and sharp claws, but nothing like those!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 14, 2025 08:07 PM (GlyvH)

51 Island Creamery makes really good butter pecan ice cream
Posted by: Accomack

We have a place called Brusters here and their butter pecan is excellent also. Lots of big fat pecans.

Posted by: Tuna at May 14, 2025 08:07 PM (lJ0H4)

52 I would definitely go to a Golden convention.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2025 08:08 PM (viF8m)

53 Now it might snow in June, but hey we're not sweating.

And you have to wrap up the bread instantly and butter it before you put the wrapper down because otherwise it turns into zwieback. Never seen a drier place, that wind just desiccates everything

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 14, 2025 08:08 PM (2VST1)

54 40 Wow, this place looks a lot bigger inside.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 14, 2025 08:01 PM (36PRH)

Just an empty room full of empty space
Like the empty look I see on your face

Posted by: m at May 14, 2025 08:08 PM (CQE5S)

55 We moved to Wyoming from South Carolina. I don't miss humidity. One great thing is nothing mildews here. Now it might snow in June, but hey we're not sweating.
Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 08:07 PM (3ek7K)

The daily 70 mph wind is great.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 14, 2025 08:08 PM (LNlIz)

56 42 When I was a little kid, I had a toy hobby horse called King Prancer. Loved it.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 08:09 PM (77rzZ)

57

It is very dry here.

We live 4 blocks from our grandchildren and they make everything better.

Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 08:10 PM (3ek7K)

58 Being only 29 I didn't get the reference made in the title of this Cafe.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 14, 2025 08:11 PM (36PRH)

59 57 We live 4 blocks from our grandchildren and they make everything better.
Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 08:10 PM (3ek7K)

; )

Posted by: m at May 14, 2025 08:11 PM (CQE5S)

60 >>>Baby flamingo practices stomping.

I don't think he's doing that (or learning to paddle). He's hunting. The foot thing is to churn up the water and get the bugs or whatever to move so he can grab a tasty snack.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 14, 2025 08:12 PM (klJTj)

61 58 Being only 29 I didn't get the reference made in the title of this Cafe.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 14, 2025 08:11 PM (36PRH)

#metoo

Posted by: m at May 14, 2025 08:12 PM (CQE5S)

62 King Harv is in a rickshaw now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 14, 2025 08:12 PM (LNlIz)

63 58 I’m way over 29 and I don’t get it.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 08:13 PM (77rzZ)

64
I'm old and I don't get the title either. Only thing I can think of is I think there is a song with funky medina.

Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 08:13 PM (3ek7K)

65 63 58 I’m way over 29 and I don’t get it.
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 08:13 PM (77rzZ)

#metoo

Posted by: m at May 14, 2025 08:13 PM (CQE5S)

66 Good evening everyone
From rainy Delaware

Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2025 08:13 PM (SSUlC)

67 Flamingos >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Penguins

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 14, 2025 08:14 PM (0sNs1)

68
Good Evening Skip. Are you home now?

Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 08:14 PM (3ek7K)

69 63 58 I’m way over 29 and I don’t get it.
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 08:13 PM (77rzZ)

64 I'm old and I don't get the title either. Only thing I can think of is I think there is a song with funky medina.
Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 08:13 PM (3ek7K)
++++
https://youtu.be/63ZIf2H9S0E

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2025 08:14 PM (6bTRc)

70 62 Yeah, who’s that guy pulling King Harv’s rickshaw?

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 08:15 PM (77rzZ)

71
Starbucks employees are striking because they don't like the new uniforms.

Wahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 08:16 PM (3ek7K)

72 I’m so sick of boomers inflicting their obscure musical references on the rest of us.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 08:18 PM (77rzZ)

73
Bite me

Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 08:18 PM (3ek7K)

74 Starbucks employees are striking because they don't like the new uniforms.

Wahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 08:16 PM (3ek7K)

I could see whining if the uniform was speedos with a hairnet.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 14, 2025 08:18 PM (VNX3d)

75 >>>A dog looks out for his co-dog.

co-dog?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 14, 2025 08:19 PM (klJTj)

76 Starbucks employees are striking because they don't like the new uniforms.

Wahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 08:16 PM (3ek7K)
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Please tell me they are forced to wear clown costumes.

Lie to me if you must.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 14, 2025 08:19 PM (GlyvH)

77
Hour,

That would be hilarious

Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 08:19 PM (3ek7K)

78 Lewes was dreary today.
The ice cream is crammed with pecans. Their strawberry is really good, too.
Tillamook is awesome.
Blue Bunny is kinda meh.

Posted by: Accomack at May 14, 2025 08:19 PM (wmiYU)

79 "who’s that guy pulling King Harv’s rickshaw?"

That sounds dirty.

Posted by: Guy who thinks everything sounds dirty at May 14, 2025 08:20 PM (vFG9F)

80 Starbucks employees are striking because they don't like the new uniforms.

It must be nice to be so valuable and irreplaceable to your employer that you can go on strike over something like that.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 14, 2025 08:20 PM (/y8xj)

81 Tone Loc is Gen X

Posted by: Accomack at May 14, 2025 08:20 PM (wmiYU)

82 69 63 58 I’m way over 29 and I don’t get it.
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2025 08:13 PM (77rzZ)

64 I'm old and I don't get the title either. Only thing I can think of is I think there is a song with funky medina.
Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 08:13 PM (3ek7K)
++++
https://youtu.be/63ZIf2H9S0E
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2025 08:14 PM (6bTRc)

LOVE that!

Posted by: m at May 14, 2025 08:21 PM (CQE5S)

83
Tillamook is awesome.

I'm hooked on their Mudslide.

Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 08:21 PM (3ek7K)

84
Yes, the job was open for someone to pull Harv. Unfortunately Bulg missed the ad.

Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 08:22 PM (3ek7K)

85 72
'I’m so sick of boomers inflicting their obscure musical references on the rest of us.I’m so sick of boomers inflicting their obscure musical references on the rest of us.'

Boomer? That song is from the late 1980s.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 14, 2025 08:22 PM (3wi/L)

86
Wow, this place looks a lot bigger inside.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

Everybody says that.

Posted by: Dr. Who at May 14, 2025 08:23 PM (63Dwl)

87
Starbucks employees are striking because they don't like the new uniforms.

_________

Fishnet stockings, garters and high heels. For the guys.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2025 08:23 PM (QnmlO)

88 That Funky Cold Medina video has the beautiful Peter Gabriel models in it. I think.

Posted by: m at May 14, 2025 08:24 PM (CQE5S)

89 Boomer? That song is from the late 1980s.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 14, 2025 08:22 PM (3wi/L)

The oppressive fist of GenX!

Posted by: Resist, Brother Millennials! at May 14, 2025 08:25 PM (l3YAf)

90 Starbucks employees are striking because they don't like the new uniforms.

_________

Fishnet stockings, garters and high heels. For the guys.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2025 08:23 PM (QnmlO)
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Sweet!

Posted by: Dr. Frank N. Furter at May 14, 2025 08:25 PM (GlyvH)

91 71 Starbucks employees are striking
Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 08:16 PM (3ek7K)

Eh. They're not all that.

Posted by: m at May 14, 2025 08:26 PM (CQE5S)

92

I've never liked burned coffee. I get better coffee from convenience stores. Plus it's a lot cheaper.

Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 08:27 PM (3ek7K)

93 How much money did Tone Loc fork over to Van Halen?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 14, 2025 08:28 PM (LNlIz)

94
That song is from the late 1980s.
Posted by: Dr. Claw

Rush Limbaugh used it as bumper music.

Posted by: Dr. Who at May 14, 2025 08:29 PM (63Dwl)

95 85 72
'I’m so sick of boomers inflicting their obscure musical references on the rest of us.I’m so sick of boomers inflicting their obscure musical references on the rest of us.'

Boomer? That song is from the late 1980s.
Posted by: Dr. Claw

Probably not this. Posting it anyway.

youtu.be/97wvwuHUMCw

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 14, 2025 08:30 PM (sAmhv)

96 80's rap was great. Now, it's miserable auto tune nihilism

Posted by: Accomack at May 14, 2025 08:31 PM (wmiYU)

97 "80's rap was great"

I do not understand these words in this order. It's like saying that SNL was ever funny*

*Hint, it never was.

Posted by: Kwak! at May 14, 2025 08:33 PM (89Sog)

98 A dog looks out for his co-dog.

co-dog?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

$20, same as updog.

Posted by: mikeski at May 14, 2025 08:36 PM (DgGvY)

99 I do not understand these words in this order. It's like saying that SNL was ever funny*

*Hint, it never was.
Posted by: Kwak! at May 14, 2025 08:33 PM (89Sog)

Of course it was. John Belushi, Larraine Newman, Jane Curtin, Garrett Morrison, Bill Murray, Dan Ackroyd, Steve Martin. They were all fantastic.

Their fake commercials were epic.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 14, 2025 08:36 PM (a4NoL)

100 100

Posted by: m at May 14, 2025 08:37 PM (CQE5S)

101 Cat: dude you're going to get me in trouble

Posted by: Bombadil at May 14, 2025 08:37 PM (MX0bI)

102 Robert Palmer has those beautiful models, too.

Posted by: m at May 14, 2025 08:39 PM (CQE5S)

103 Land shark, samurai, Del Stater's Rabbit Hut, Rosanne Rosannadanna, Emily Litella, Coneheads, Buzz Off, the Bass-O-Matic, so many amazing riffs.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 14, 2025 08:39 PM (a4NoL)

104 Kitty's got claws.

That was Ciampino's kitty, right?
😐

Posted by: mindful webworker - the guys get shirts at May 14, 2025 08:39 PM (0Es1u)

105 "80's rap was great"

That shit was a pox on humanity. I was a teen when it came out. I remember thinking - just when the music of my youth can't get any shittier.

It got shittier.

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 14, 2025 08:40 PM (Dob0+)

106 wikipedia

The video features Palmer performing the song with an abstract "band", a group of female models whose pale skin, heavy makeup, dark hair, and seductive, rather mannequin-like expression follow the style of women in Patrick Nagel paintings.

The five models in the video are Julie Pankhurst (keyboard), Patty Kelly (guitar), Mak Gilchrist (bass guitar), Julia Bolino (guitar), and Kathy Davies (drums).

Posted by: m at May 14, 2025 08:40 PM (CQE5S)

107 The Festrunk Brothers, King Tut...

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 14, 2025 08:40 PM (a4NoL)

108 91 71 Starbucks employees are striking
Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 08:16 PM (3ek7K)

Eh. They're not all that.
Posted by: m at May 14, 2025 08:26 PM (CQE5S)

Maybe so, but the peasants are revolting.

Posted by: The Wizard of Id at May 14, 2025 08:41 PM (a4NoL)

109 You gotta fight
For your right
To PARTY

Posted by: Accomack at May 14, 2025 08:41 PM (Bbhox)

110 Of all those comedy greats - I found John Belushi absolutely not funny, and Steve Martin only slightly more.

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 14, 2025 08:43 PM (Dob0+)

111 Grunge musta made you hurl

Posted by: Accomack at May 14, 2025 08:44 PM (Bbhox)

112
Addicted to Love
I Didn't Mean to Turn You On
Simply Irresistible
Change His Ways

Robert Palmer videos that the models were in

Posted by: m at May 14, 2025 08:45 PM (CQE5S)

113 Grunge musta made you hurl

Oh yeah. But thank God we had CDs and box sets by then.

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 14, 2025 08:45 PM (Dob0+)

114 It's like saying that SNL was ever funny*
*Hint, it never was.
Posted by: Kwak!
Of course it was. John Belushi, Larraine Newman, Jane Curtin, Garrett Morrison, Bill Murray, Dan Ackroyd, Steve Martin. They were all fantastic.
Their fake commercials were epic.
Posted by: tcn in AK

There have been a few seasons where there was some good stuff. Even in the Ancient Days, though the films were usually better than the live skits, and the live skits so often tended to drag on too long.

Posted by: mindful webworker - in my feathered opinion at May 14, 2025 08:45 PM (0Es1u)

115 America did peak during Clinton.

Posted by: Accomack at May 14, 2025 08:45 PM (Bbhox)

116 Toronto currently getting bitchslapped 4-0 in the 2nd

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2025 08:46 PM (AOsQT)

117 I hate rap, yet I can listen and watch this on a loop! They look like they were having fun!

youtu.be/z5rRZdiu1UE

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 14, 2025 08:47 PM (sAmhv)

118 I’m so sick of boomers inflicting their obscure musical references on the rest of us.

Well, just scroll past them and your problem is solved.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 14, 2025 08:47 PM (mH6SG)

119 John Belushi was a comedic genius. The Blues Brothers would have been nothing without him. And his Samurai riffs were hilarious.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 14, 2025 08:48 PM (a4NoL)

120
Some people gotta complain.

Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 08:48 PM (3ek7K)

121
Husband and I loved the Norge Fridge repairman skit.

For some reason it cracked us up.

Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 08:49 PM (3ek7K)

122 John Belushi was a comedic genius. The Blues Brothers would have been nothing without him. And his Samurai riffs were hilarious.

Its taste. I didn't care for him, Jim Carey, or The Three Stooges. Its all slapstick to me.

I liked Eddie Murphy and Richard Pryor. Steven Wright in short stretches. Dave Chappelle now.

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 14, 2025 08:50 PM (Dob0+)

123 >>Simply Irresistible

She's so fine
There's no telling where the money went

One of my all time favorite lyrics.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2025 08:50 PM (viF8m)

124 Now Eddie Murphy on SNL ? Can you say bastard kids ? Cab drivers can.

And Jane Curtain and Dan Akroyd on Point CounterPoint.

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 14, 2025 08:51 PM (Dob0+)

125 Comedy is subjective.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 14, 2025 08:51 PM (c3LJP)

126 Dan Ackroyd-The Bass-O-Matic

Posted by: Tuna at May 14, 2025 08:51 PM (lJ0H4)

127 The Coneheads

Posted by: Tuna at May 14, 2025 08:53 PM (lJ0H4)

128 I have it on good authority that Jake Tapper is not happy with this blog.

Shame on you people. Do better.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 14, 2025 08:53 PM (rJ7Hd)

129 I remember Samurai Delicatessen and Samurai Optometrist

"I asked for bifocals..."
"HIYAAAH!!"

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2025 08:53 PM (AOsQT)

130 Schmidt's Gay

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 14, 2025 08:54 PM (LNlIz)

131 Palmer's lyrics were ok, but, U2 really pushed the limits with " I still haven't found what I'm looking for"
I think that's a Prevegen ad now.

Posted by: Accomack at May 14, 2025 08:54 PM (oERdd)

132 Jake Tapper heap important.

Why he care what obscure military blog say?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 14, 2025 08:54 PM (c3LJP)

133 The Chapelle Show waa the absolute best in it's time.

Posted by: jsg at May 14, 2025 08:55 PM (0c5CP)

134 Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2025 08:55 PM (AOsQT)

135 Comedy is subjective.

Yes. People flailing around, doing over the top gestures ? I find uncomfortably awkward. Turn the channel out of self preservation uncomfortable.

Thats all I got out of John Belushi.

Posted by: Mike Armstrong at May 14, 2025 08:55 PM (Dob0+)

136 Jake has people everywhere. Jake is very aware.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 14, 2025 08:55 PM (rJ7Hd)

137
Tapper is always looking for something to whine about. This place would give him a lot of fodder.

Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 08:55 PM (3ek7K)

138 Of course it was. John Belushi, Larraine Newman, Jane Curtin, Garrett Morrison, Bill Murray, Dan Ackroyd, Steve Martin. They were all fantastic.

Their fake commercials were epic.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 14, 2025 08:36 PM (a4NoL)

Mildly amusing at points. Belly laugh worthy? Never.

Posted by: Kwak! at May 14, 2025 08:56 PM (89Sog)

139 Jake has lots of time on his hands.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 14, 2025 08:56 PM (c3LJP)

140 104 Kitty's got claws.

That was Ciampino's kitty, right?
😐

Posted by: mindful webworker - the guys get shirts at May 14, 2025 08:39 PM (0Es1u)
----
The moment I saw that Cafe link I knew someone would come up with this.

Posted by: Ciampino - wants at May 14, 2025 08:56 PM (sPQoU)

141 Colon Blow

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 14, 2025 08:56 PM (LNlIz)

142 128 I have it on good authority that Jake Tapper is not happy with this blog.

Shame on you people. Do better.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

Thoughts and prayers, Jake.

youtu.be/7ODcC5z6Ca0

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 14, 2025 08:56 PM (sAmhv)

143 139 Jake has lots of time on his hands.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 14, 2025 08:56 PM (c3LJP)

And dirt on his knees, amirite??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 14, 2025 08:57 PM (aOqEy)

144
If shipping wasn't so expensive I'd send Tapper a crate of kneepads.

Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 08:59 PM (3ek7K)

145 119 John Belushi was a comedic genius. The Blues Brothers would have been nothing without him. And his Samurai riffs were hilarious.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 14, 2025 08:48 PM (a4NoL)
'How much for the little girls?'
That won't fly today.

Posted by: Eromero at May 14, 2025 09:01 PM (LHPAg)

146 "If shipping wasn't so expensive I'd send Tapper a crate of kneepads."

Have you tried a go fund me?

Posted by: Kwak! at May 14, 2025 09:01 PM (89Sog)

147
So Jake says Joe was a drooling, incontinent senile wreck. Who was running things? Was anyone curious?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2025 09:03 PM (QnmlO)

148 We are not funky nor cold.

Posted by: Medina County, TX at May 14, 2025 09:03 PM (vm8sq)

149
Kwak!

Great idea!

Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 09:03 PM (3ek7K)

150 A SNL bit from when they were slightly funny. Killer Bee Invasion.
https://tinyurl.com/55y9kexu

Posted by: TC at May 14, 2025 09:03 PM (cHOHf)

151 Great idea!
Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 09:03 PM (3ek7K)

😊

Posted by: Kwak! at May 14, 2025 09:04 PM (89Sog)

152 The moment I saw that Cafe link I knew someone would come up with this.
Posted by: Ciampino

Somebody had to say it.

Guess it was me.

I have commented on it before, but glad you came through okay. Appreciated the reports from your daughter. I'll bet many non-commenting lurkers would say so, too.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Not the craw, the craw! at May 14, 2025 09:05 PM (0Es1u)

153 Would not take that colt if was free.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2025 09:06 PM (NVNRw)

154 I bought six bottles of 19 Crimes brand Aussie Shiraz today. The name comes from a 19th Century British law that established 19 crimes that had the punishment of being sentenced to Australia
to Australia for a long stretch under penalty of death. I opened a bottle tonight. The cork lists one of the 19 Crimes. #5. Impersonating an Egyptian. Wow. Harsh?

Posted by: Gref at May 14, 2025 09:08 PM (aBgBM)

155 Hey Ciampino! Last night we were talking about cuing up Nugent’s “Cat Scratch Fever!” for you.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2025 09:09 PM (WqXpZ)

156 Worldwide lesser flamingos number around two million, greater flamingos around 680,000.

Penguins numbers are 14.4 Million combined. We are nearly 5 times more successful and more beloved, BTW.

Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3 at May 14, 2025 09:10 PM (G5+As)

157 139 Jake has lots of time on his hands.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

It's a near miracle he hasn't been caught out on a Zoom call.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 14, 2025 09:10 PM (gKWVE)

158
Ben,

Is the reason that the colt is full of itself? I know nothing about horses.

Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 09:10 PM (3ek7K)

159 We are not funky nor cold.
Posted by: Medina County, TX

We're cold, but we're pronounced muh-DIE-nuh.

Posted by: Medina, MN at May 14, 2025 09:12 PM (DgGvY)

160
Just returned from the wretched hive of scum & villainy known as Costco. Why do these foreign fucks need to bring their wholeentirefuckingfamily with them to shop?

Anyway, Kraft sliced American cheese has returned, which is nice, and it was on sale. So I bought 32 lbs of Kraft American sliced cheese. Really.

2 dozen pack of Eggs: $5.49, down from $7.69 from 4/24/25...

or, as Fake News would ~~say~~ lie, "still up 43% from a year ago."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 14, 2025 09:12 PM (KCTOC)

161
Yeah, you read that right: Trump Eggs are 29% less $$ than 3 weeks ago. "But still up 43% from a year ago," lies Fake News.

That's a HUGE Deflation in the cost of Eggs, a.k.a. Lower Inflation.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 14, 2025 09:15 PM (KCTOC)

162 Starbucks employees are striking because they don't like the new uniforms

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How bizarre. They are little more than Wendy's fry station workers. Which is fine, but why would they think they have any significant influence?

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men are the romantic sex, with no concern for a mate's income or potential at May 14, 2025 09:16 PM (EGr8c)

163 Anyway, Kraft sliced American cheese has returned, which is nice, and it was on sale. So I bought 32 lbs of Kraft American sliced cheese. Really.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts

32 lbs. of sliced cheese? Sounds convenient. People usually run when i cut the cheese.

Posted by: Dirty Dick at May 14, 2025 09:18 PM (G5+As)

164
Sooth,

One of our favorite meals is grilled cheese and tomato soup, so I get buying so much cheese. It freezes well.

Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 09:19 PM (3ek7K)

165 four seasons, all.that upright motion is a flight response and anything that braces their neck that hard as a natural movement takes away balance as the hind legs are trailing not driving. A 2 on the form to function scale

Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2025 09:20 PM (NVNRw)

166 I have it on good authority that Jake Tapper is not happy with this blog.

Shame on you people. Do better.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 14, 2025 08:53 PM

And that little good authority was me.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at May 14, 2025 09:20 PM (0sNs1)

167 Tomato soup with Grilled Cheese is just feel good food.

Like chili with beans and soup crackers.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 14, 2025 09:20 PM (aOqEy)

168
Remember that Korean Airlines 737 that crashed while landing gear-up at the airport in December?

Yeah, it was engine failure caused by a bird-strike. They have video. Fucking birds...

Also, Trump fired the guy at the FAA whose job it was to prevent bird-strikes.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 14, 2025 09:21 PM (KCTOC)

169 Cheese can be frozen if you need to. It doesn't seem to affect Kraft slices much at all.

I'm not saying that knocking Kraft slices. They're hard to beat for quick grilled cheese or for a reliable base for fancy grilled cheese.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men are the romantic sex, with no concern for a mate's income or potential at May 14, 2025 09:21 PM (EGr8c)

170 After watching the Kentucky Derby, I would never buy a horse unless he was a mudder.

Posted by: Lou Costello at May 14, 2025 09:21 PM (G5+As)

171 Another favorite was baloney with lays potato chips on mayo.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 14, 2025 09:22 PM (aOqEy)

172 have it on good authority that Jake Tapper is not happy with this blog.

-

How awesome it would be if Sid is Jake Tapper.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men are the romantic sex, with no concern for a mate's income or potential at May 14, 2025 09:22 PM (EGr8c)

173
The name comes from a 19th Century British law that established 19 crimes that had the punishment of being sentenced to Australia

_________

The Brits opened up Australia after they couldn't dump prisoners on America. 'Struth!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2025 09:22 PM (QnmlO)

174

Ben,

Thanks for your analysis. Watching the video again I understand.

Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 09:23 PM (3ek7K)

175
One of our favorite meals is grilled cheese and tomato soup.
Posted by: four seasons

Ever put Sliced Tomato in your grilled cheese?

Also, never knew you could successfully freeze cheese.
Also, I will eat ALL this cheese before Nov 1st, the expiry date. Also, I eat Cheeseburgers & Egg/Cheese Sammiches constantly.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 14, 2025 09:23 PM (KCTOC)

176
AlaBAMA,

Husband and I were raised in large families without much money. We ate a lot of bologna sandwiches and grilled cheese sandwiches. There is something comforting about those foods.

Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 09:24 PM (3ek7K)

177 I put bacon and jalapeño in my grilled cheese.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2025 09:25 PM (NVNRw)

178 I mean a mudder who's eating his fodder.

Posted by: Lou Costello, 1952 at May 14, 2025 09:25 PM (G5+As)

179 176
AlaBAMA,

Husband and I were raised in large families without much money. We ate a lot of bologna sandwiches and grilled cheese sandwiches. There is something comforting about those foods.
Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 09:24 PM (3ek7K)

Same. Add beans and cornbread.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 14, 2025 09:26 PM (aOqEy)

180 Another favorite was baloney with lays potato chips on mayo.
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*fistbump*

And fried bologna in the evening when you need something more upscale.

Speaking of, if you can ever find a German brand garlic bologna in your local deli counter, buy a pound and make some fried bologna sandwiches with it. Sautéed onions and mustard on a bun if you can. That garlic bologna is outstanding.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men are the romantic sex, with no concern for a mate's income or potential at May 14, 2025 09:26 PM (EGr8c)

181
Sooth,

I've never tried the tomato slice on grilled cheese.

I will definitely try that. I love tomatoes.

Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 09:26 PM (3ek7K)

182 Kraft slices does not qualify as cheese.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at May 14, 2025 09:26 PM (HhTfM)

183
Kraft slices does not qualify as cheese.
Posted by: Elrond Hubbard

There's always one...

I figured it would be Garrett who would say it, tho.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 14, 2025 09:27 PM (KCTOC)

184
Ben,

Funny you mention bacon on grilled cheese. Just last night Husband said he wants bacon on grilled cheese next time I cook them.

Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 09:27 PM (3ek7K)

185 There's only two things that money can't buy and that's true love and home grown tomatoes.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men are the romantic sex, with no concern for a mate's income or potential at May 14, 2025 09:27 PM (EGr8c)

186 Ever put Sliced Tomato in your grilled cheese?

Everytime.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 14, 2025 09:28 PM (LNlIz)

187
Boron,

Garlic bologna is the awesome.

Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 09:28 PM (3ek7K)

188
Yeah, you put the thin tomato slices right in there with the melted cheese. Quite a nice contrast of flavors.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 14, 2025 09:28 PM (KCTOC)

189 Another was egg sandwich with mustard.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 14, 2025 09:29 PM (aOqEy)

190
I think I can plant tomatoes next week, even though it's going down to 34 in the morning.

Nothing like homegrown.

Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 09:29 PM (3ek7K)

191 182 Kraft slices does not qualify as cheese.
Posted by: Elrond Hubbard

Oh yeah, then how did Bing Crosby sell thousands of tons of it?

Posted by: The Big Cheese at May 14, 2025 09:29 PM (G5+As)

192
Funny you mention bacon on grilled cheese. Just last night Husband said he wants bacon on grilled cheese next time I cook them.

Posted by: four seasons

Well, just add Tomato & Lettuce and you'll have a hot BLT...with cheese.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 14, 2025 09:30 PM (KCTOC)

193 Food thread

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2025 09:31 PM (aXbZS)

194 192
Funny you mention bacon on grilled cheese. Just last night Husband said he wants bacon on grilled cheese next time I cook them.

Posted by: four seasons

Well, just add Tomato & Lettuce and you'll have a hot BLT...with cheese.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 14, 2025 09:30 PM (KCTOC)

Grilled Ham and cheese.... nuff said...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 14, 2025 09:31 PM (mP0Kj)

195 The article on Zerohedge announcing JRB's prostate condition is accompanied by a comments section of legendary brutality...

https://tinyurl.com/ysnv3bre

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 14, 2025 09:32 PM (MkuC5)

196 I've been experimenting with shredded cheese a lot lately. One of my favorites is laying a pat of butter in a pan, turning the heat on, immediately covering it with a small handful of shredded cheese, and then cracking an egg over the top of the pile. Salt and pepper it. Let it sit for what seems like too long (you want the cheese to brown) , flip it, and cook it for half the time again.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men are the romantic sex, with no concern for a mate's income or potential at May 14, 2025 09:32 PM (EGr8c)

197
Same thing for thin-sliced banana in the Peanut Butter sammich. Studies show it makes it 50% more delicious.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 14, 2025 09:32 PM (KCTOC)

198 Fried taters and cheese is also pretty good.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 14, 2025 09:32 PM (aOqEy)

199 Bacon , tomato, cheese and a fried egg on a sourdough bread

Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2025 09:33 PM (NVNRw)

200 They did a full body MRI of Joey Bidet and discovered the prostate nodule is larger than his brain.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2025 09:33 PM (aXbZS)

201 Hmm... I should mess with some shredded potatoes in that. If they are thin enough they'll probably cook up fine.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men are the romantic sex, with no concern for a mate's income or potential at May 14, 2025 09:33 PM (EGr8c)

202 Thanks for the idea, morons.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men are the romantic sex, with no concern for a mate's income or potential at May 14, 2025 09:34 PM (EGr8c)

203 200 They did a full body MRI of Joey Bidet and discovered the prostate nodule is larger than his brain.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2025 09:33 PM (aXbZS)

He might be upside down. Flip the chart over.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 14, 2025 09:34 PM (aOqEy)

204
I told that Dildo to do a "Poverty Food" themed Food Thread, but nope. He cooks all fancy-like, all the time. Like he's important, or something.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 14, 2025 09:35 PM (KCTOC)

205
We moved here to Wyoming from South Carolina. We put our stuff in storage out there to avoid the high summer moving costs.

Anyways, our stuff was delivered this past Sunday. The mover is such a nice man. He had never been here in nowhere Wyoming and he said this is God's Country. He took many pictures.

This is a wonderful place.

Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 09:35 PM (3ek7K)

206 204
I told that Dildo to do a "Poverty Food" themed Food Thread, but nope. He cooks all fancy-like, all the time. Like he's important, or something.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 14, 2025 09:35 PM (KCTOC

He boils meat in plastic bags. Boys not right in the head.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 14, 2025 09:36 PM (aOqEy)

207
LOL AlaBAMA

Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 09:36 PM (3ek7K)

208 I guess a headline could be restated, "Prostate Nodule Found In Complete Asshole"

Posted by: gKWVE at May 14, 2025 09:36 PM (gKWVE)

209
Speaking of food. I love the Recipe Master site.

I've made several recipes from there and they are awesome.

Check it out.

Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 09:38 PM (3ek7K)

210 I'd love to live in Wyoming or Montana but my old butt can't take the winters.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 14, 2025 09:38 PM (aOqEy)

211
He boils meat in plastic bags. Boys not right in the head.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Yeah, he must be half Irish and half English, or something.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 14, 2025 09:39 PM (KCTOC)

212
AlaBAMA,

Yeah the winters are challenging. Thank God for heat and indoor plumbing.

Seriously, I think a lot about how life was before those two great inventions. People didn't have any choice and were hardy. I can't imagine living like that.

Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 09:40 PM (3ek7K)

213
Did you all see the stupid bullshit they pulled at the RFK hearing? That old faggot Ben & Jerry's fake commie got thrown out for disruption, along with a group of Weirdos screaming "RFK kill people with hate!"

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 14, 2025 09:42 PM (KCTOC)

214
Sooth,

Thankfully I missed that show. Assholes

Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 09:42 PM (3ek7K)

215 Goodnight everyone! Prayers for blessings over you all.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 14, 2025 09:43 PM (aOqEy)

216
AlaBAMA,

Same to you!!

Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 09:44 PM (3ek7K)

217 Yeah the winters are challenging. Thank God for heat and indoor plumbing.

-

Down here in the 100 degree 100% humidity South it's air conditioning.

I've heard it argued that's what allowed it to be settled like it has been.

(looks around at the locusts).

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men are the romantic sex, with no concern for a mate's income or potential at May 14, 2025 09:44 PM (EGr8c)

218 For all of you horde not of Ca. Those Wisteria flowers remind me about the absolute largest single Wisteria vine which happens to be down the road from me and is the Sierra Madre Wisteria. The vine was planted in 1894 by Mrs. William (Alice) Brugman. Brugman purchased the vine from the old Wilson nursery, in Monrovia, for seventy-five cents in a 1-gallon bucket.

Today This single wisteria vine covers over an acre with lots of wooden bracings underneath that you can walk under. The Wistaria Vine has over 1.5 million blossoms and weighs over 250 tons and is a popular tourist spot in the early spring when the flowers bloom.

Posted by: Nightwatch at May 14, 2025 09:44 PM (25kuG)

219
Boron,

Oh yeah. We've lived in North and South Carolina, Florida and Georgia. We don't miss the humidity.

Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 09:45 PM (3ek7K)

220
bernie sanders is such a fuckingasshole...

bernie was asking why "billionaires" need Trump's tax cuts?

RFK asked him, "How many billionaires do you know who are working 'overtime' or making income on 'tips?'"

lolololol

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 14, 2025 09:47 PM (KCTOC)

221 Good evening, friends!

Posted by: Piper at May 14, 2025 09:48 PM (pZEOD)

222 Today This single wisteria vine covers over an acre with lots of wooden bracings underneath that you can walk under. The Wistaria Vine has over 1.5 million blossoms and weighs over 250 tons and is a popular tourist spot in the early spring when the flowers bloom.
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Wow, I'd love to see that.

We recently visited the Wright Brothers museum on the NC coast and while we were there went by to see the Mother Vine, the oldest cultivated grape vine in north America. Essentially the world's oldest scuppernong vine. It's not particularly magnificent but it's a really neat historic thing to see if you're nearby.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men are the romantic sex, with no concern for a mate's income or potential at May 14, 2025 09:50 PM (EGr8c)

223
You know the fuzzy part of a Tomato plant stem?

I like to rub my fingers on that fuzzy part because I like the smell of the stem.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing Bigoted Facts at May 14, 2025 09:52 PM (KCTOC)

224 186 Ever put Sliced Tomato in your grilled cheese?

Everytime.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 14, 2025 09:28 PM (LNlIz)

Thinly sliced onion also becomes habit-forming after the first application..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 14, 2025 09:54 PM (bA75n)

225 As TRUMP continues to WIN...expect the democraps to become more desperate

That crap in New Jersey with Democraps rushing ICE and DHS cops should have been met with Tasers and good ol' fashion facial reorientation but for cell phones ya know...and DEFUND THE POLICE PTSD. still....that one bitch should have been arm blocked 'n chopped at the very least.

Posted by: Nightwatch at May 14, 2025 09:54 PM (25kuG)

226 We recently visited the Wright Brothers museum on the NC coast and while we were there went by to see the Mother Vine, the oldest cultivated grape vine in north America. Essentially the world's oldest scuppernong vine. It's not particularly magnificent but it's a really neat historic thing to see if you're nearby.
Posted by: Boron Quidquid

Did you eat at the Black Pelican Restaurant In Kitty Hawk? It was the telegraph office in 1903 that the brothers sent their news out to the world. Good food, too. No, they don't serve pelican.

Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board at May 14, 2025 09:55 PM (G5+As)

227 Ever put Sliced Tomato in your grilled cheese?
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Also, roasted on a pizza.

Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2025 09:55 PM (krQz2)

228 Texas Marching Bands need to step up their game.

https://tinyurl.com/ywmsu3kj

Posted by: H at May 14, 2025 09:57 PM (2gjbv)

229 Funny when the link said mother teaching her daughter to surf I thought it was going be a dolphin surfing the waves with her baby dolphin.

What are the chances that the vid at the end would be a dolphin with her baby.

Weird shit happens at aos.

Posted by: polynikes at May 14, 2025 09:58 PM (VofaG)

230 Did you eat at the Black Pelican Restaurant In Kitty Hawk? It was the telegraph office in 1903 that the brothers sent their news out to the world. Good food, too. No, they don't serve pelican.
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No, we ate at a local non-chain seafood place one night that I can't remember but was delicious, and a Caribbean place the next. Also delicious. I had some sort of fish taco dish that I ordered on a whim and it was one of the best things I've ever eaten.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men are the romantic sex, with no concern for a mate's income or potential at May 14, 2025 09:58 PM (EGr8c)

231 213

'Weirdos screaming "RFK kill people with hate!"'

You can kill people with hate? Do you have to concentrate really hard?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 14, 2025 09:58 PM (3wi/L)

232
Sooth,

One of my grandfathers had a large vegetable garden. Anytime I smell tomato plants it takes me back to those memories. I love the smell.

Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 09:59 PM (3ek7K)

233 That crap in New Jersey with Democraps rushing ICE and DHS cops should have been met with Tasers and good ol' fashion facial reorientation but for cell phones ya know...and DEFUND THE POLICE PTSD. still....that one bitch should have been arm blocked 'n chopped at the very least.
Posted by: Nightwatch at May 14, 2025 09:54 PM (25kuG)
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A caller on the Chris Plante show recalled that the Dems were up in arms when Green and Gaetz wanted to visit Jan-6 prisoners in the DC gulags.

Apparently they don't think that lawmakers can just tour facilities whenever they want--unless they do think that.

Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2025 10:00 PM (krQz2)

234 We went in December BTW. Lots of restaurants and attractions were closed for the off season. I enjoyed it immensely.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men are the romantic sex, with no concern for a mate's income or potential at May 14, 2025 10:00 PM (EGr8c)

235
Boron,

We had a place at Carolina Beach. The best time for us was the off season. We didn't care about getting a tan, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at May 14, 2025 10:01 PM (3ek7K)

236 ONT is waiting for you.

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=414805

Posted by: mindful webworker - NOODles at May 14, 2025 10:03 PM (0Es1u)

237 As TRUMP continues to WIN...expect the democraps to become more desperate

Posted by: Nightwatch at May 14, 2025 09:54 PM

Yes...let the hate flow through them....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 14, 2025 10:03 PM (Wnv9h)

238 My Father in later years, used to plant about 15 or so Tomato plants of various varieties, Beef Steak, Plum, Campari and Early Girl. He would turn the Early Girl into a sauce. The rest he would gift to us children for salads and sides for dinner.

When we would visit during the grow, we would be sent out with tin cans to pluck the nefarious tomato worms from the vines. They were voracious destroyers and needed to be caught and crushed whenever found.

Posted by: Nightwatch at May 14, 2025 10:13 PM (25kuG)

239 "I've come to ask if you'd like to join my Owsla. We shall be glad to have you, and I know you'd like it. You've been feeling tired, haven't you? If you're ready, we might go along now."

Posted by: Kindltot at May 14, 2025 10:47 PM (D7oie)

240 155 Hey Ciampino! Last night we were talking about cuing up Nugent’s “Cat Scratch Fever!” for you.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2025 09:09 PM (WqXpZ)

nice

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