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The Week In Woke

Vegan "butcher" complains has her "vegan butcher shop" goes bankrupt.

Vegan 'butcher' unleashes as business dries up amid surprising new trend: 'We're out of money'

The owner of a once bustling vegan butcher shop in Sydney fears her business will soon close amid an emerging trend away from meat-free products.

The shift has resulted in dozens of vegan restaurants closing, companies that made meat alternatives collapsing and supermarkets shrinking their vegan offerings - though those in the industry have struggled to put a finger on why.

Suzy Spoon has run meat-free butcheries that bear her name in the Sydney suburbs of Marrickville and Newtown for more than a decade but business is drying up.

'Woolworths has reduced our range dramatically and Harris Farm has quartered what they would buy from us before Covid. It's terrible for our business,' the entrepreneur told news.com.au.

'We're out of money. We're out of everything, we're tired.'

She said she has seen other vegan business making a shift to serving up some meat products.

'But I can't do that, because that's just not how I roll. That will never be what I do.'

A shift away from meat had been happening over the last decade. At its peak, one report found that between 2020 and 2023 there was a 47 per cent increase in plant-based meat sales - but over the last two years it seems the bubble has burst.

...

A quick browse of the Australian Vegan Reddit thread showed that its being noticed by those who adhere to the diet.

'What happened? For a little while it was awesome being vegan in Australia. But the last few years have been brutal,' one person said.

See if you can psychically divine what this "Suzy Spoons" pyrsyn might look like.

Do you have an image in your mind's eye?

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Pete Hegseth fired Benghazi cover-up architect Susan Rice. As well as all the other leftists bitterly clinging to power in the DOD.

Why the hell was she still on "advisory boards" with access to Pentagon officials?

Breanna Morello
@BreannaMorello

BREAKING NEWS

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has ended the service of all committee members on DOD advisory committees.

This would include the seat held by Susan Rice.

Hegseth thanked the members for their work but said changes are needed to align with the department's new goals and to use resources more effectively.

You probably know that when the White House began investigating the leaks of top-secret information to leftwing "news" outlets, one group of suspected culprits were all the Obama/Biden appointees hanging on to "advisory" board positions.

They've now all been fired. Thank goodness.

Elon Musk
@elonmusk

Good move. There are thousands of committees that take up a lot of time without clear accomplishments.

A reset was needed.


Surprise! Adam Carolla was right when he said that California would slow-roll approvals for rebuilding the houses the city and state conspired to destroy, and Karen Bass and Gavin Newsome were lying when they said they'd accelerate the permitting process.

Months after the catastrophic wildfires that devastated large swaths of Southern California, Los Angeles--under Democrat leadership--continues to lag in its rebuilding efforts. Despite President Donald Trump's swift declaration of a national emergency and promises to waive federal red tape, city officials have only approved a fraction of the necessary rebuilding permits.

Key Details:

As of late April, just 23 rebuilding permits have been issued in Pacific Palisades, where 5,619 structures were damaged or destroyed.

President Trump declared a national emergency within days of his inauguration and pledged to waive all federal permits to speed up rebuilding.

California Assembly Leader James Gallagher blames Governor Newsom and Democrat lawmakers for dragging their feet despite federal action.

John Cusack, who seems to be learning disabled, claimed that MAGA crucified Jesus or something.

John Cusack
@johncusack

Happy Easter - Christ was tortured and executed as a Political calculation by the Trumps of the Day...

Happy Easter

Does this developmentally-disabled adult know what "calculation" even means?

Terrorist propaganda organization the AP lost its motion to compel Trump to restore its previous unearned privileges.

A federal judge on Friday gave preliminary approval to a new White House press policy that downgrades The Associated Press to the same status as newspapers, eliminating the wire service's previously privileged access to the president.

U.S. District Judge Trevor McFadden, a Trump appointee who had earlier ruled that the White House unlawfully discriminated against AP for declining to use the term "Gulf of America," said the revised policy appears to be viewpoint neutral.

"I'm not inclined to see anything wrong with it," said McFadden during a Friday hearing.

The new policy places reporters from the Associated Press--along with those from Bloomberg and Reuters--on equal footing with newspaper outlets like The Washington Post, The Wall Street Journal, and The New York Times. Under the revised rules, AP photographers will also hold the same status as other photojournalists.
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As a result, AP reporters will now join the rotating pool of journalists who cover the president's daily activities. With dozens of outlets in the rotation, this means AP will receive special access less than once a month, on par with the newspapers.

Ugly charisma vacuum Pedro Pascal once again showed that Disney allows leftwing firebrands to alienate as much as the public as they like while also firing Gina Carano for saying that the Nazis began their campaign of hatred by first normalizing the hatred of one neighbor for another.

That's not the real reason they fired her. They fired her because she wouldn't bend to the trans mafia and post her pronouns.

But Disney didn't want to admit that they fired a popular actress for not obeying the corporate line on constant promotion of transgenderism for children, so they claimed that Carano's warning about the Nazi campaign of hate was some kind of attack on the Jews.

Really.

Anyway, here's the guy who's about to lose his career after Fantastic Four makes $60 million in its opening weekend:

Pedro Pascal blasted author J.K. Rowling for her latest trans tweets, calling the author a "heinous loser" in a comment on Instagram.

The Last of Us star was responding to a post by activist Tariq Ra'ouf, who criticized the author for celebrating the Supreme Court of the United Kingdom's landmark ruling last week that trans women should not be recognized as women and that "sex" should legally mean biological sex.

Rowling had posted, "I love it when a plan comes together," along with noting to a critic, "I get the same royalties whether you read [my books] or burn them. Enjoy your marshmallows!"

Wrote Pascal in the comment section of Ra'ouf's post: "Awful disgusting SHIT is exactly right. Heinous LOSER behavior."

In related news, Pedro Pascal's skin looks exactly like an aerial photograph of Dresden in June 1945.

BTW, Gina Carano is obtaining information about how much Disney pays Pedro Pascal. She wants to show the court how much Disney will pay someone for following their corporate political line.


Gina Carano is getting the salaries she's looking for.

A federal judge has ruled that the mixed martial arts fighter turned actor will be allowed to see compensation information for other stars in the "Star Wars" universe on Disney+, including Pedro Pascal, Diego Luna, and Rosario Dawson.

The April 3 ruling came in a lawsuit Carano filed against Disney over her termination from the "Star Wars" spinoff show "The Mandalorian" after two seasons.

Disney announced in 2021 that Carano wouldn't return to the show for a third season after she had made social media posts comparing political conservatives in America to Jews in the Holocaust, questioning the results of the 2020 election and the use of masks during the coronavirus pandemic, and using the pronouns section of her Twitter (now known as X) page to mock transgender people.

Carano's lawsuit, which was funded by X owner Elon Musk, accuses Disney of violating California labor laws by firing her because of her political views. Disney says the company has creative control over which characters it discontinues as well as a First Amendment right to disassociate itself from Carano's views.

As part of the lawsuit, Carano's attorneys asked for salary information related to a constellation of other stars in "Star Wars" shows on Disney's streaming service.

They said the information was crucial for calculating damages if Carano were to win her lawsuit.

Carano's lawyers also argued Disney should be forced to disclose salary information for the lead actors of other "Star Wars" shows -- such as Amandla Stenberg and Luna -- because Carano had been set to star in a "Mandalorian" spinoff titled "Rangers of the New Republic" before Disney fired her.

US Magistrate Judge Steve Kim ruled in Carano's favor, ruling that Disney needed to turn over a spreadsheet or chart of the compensation Pascal, Dawson, and the costar Carl Weathers received for the first three seasons of "The Mandalorian," Dawson's salary for "The Book of Boba Fett" and the first two seasons of "Ahsoka," Stenberg's salary for "The Acolyte," and the compensation Luna received for the first two seasons of "Andor."

Remember, California passed a law to protect communists. The law says that employers cannot punish employees for political speech. If it protects dirty filthy communists, it also protects nice Catholic girls like Gina Carano.


Western Lensman
@WesternLensman


The plan we're watching play out:

Overload the country with as many unvetted illegals as possible, by any means necessary.

Know that mobilization of resources and enforcement operations to remove them would be extraordinarily daunting.

Rely on heavily funded leftwing legal groups and activist courts to delay, obstruct and impede deportations at every possible turn --

-- in an attempt to nullify the election result and override Americans' overwhelming desire for deportations, while looking to enshrine millions of illegals permanently into the country, reshaping congressional apportionment and securing future voter blocs for the Democrat party.

In parallel, utilize that same set of lawfare groups and activist judges to fight any and all election security measures, such as implementing voter ID and stopping non-citizen voting.

And, of course, count on their legacy media PR arm to run information ops and secrete a never-ending deluge of propaganda to run cover for it all.

The end goal being: Single-party, permanent power.

If Kamala would've won, the borders would have remained open, and mass importation would've continued. Game over.

Because Trump won, and the border closed -- the judicial contingency has been implemented.

That's where we are now.

The plan stays in motion, as they attempt to run out the clock on Trump 47.

Firealarm-puller and antisemite Jamaal Bowman says that the NFL is rigged against black players.

BLM influencer calls for "hunting" whites and piling up their bodies on the floor.

An illegal alien captured, but then released into the country again by Biden, forcibly sodomized a 13-year-old boy. No big deal, just a kid exposed to AIDS who will have permanent trauma. I hope the somewhat-lower costs to trim the verge on your mansions was worth it!

Hope this was worth it, too!


Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_

EXCLUSIVE: The families of two teens killed by an illegal alien who crashed into them while drunk, high, & speeding at 100 mph in OC in 2021 have been told by the state of CA that their killer will be released from prison early in July, just 3.5 years into a 10-year sentence for killing the teens, who both burned alive.

Oscar Eduardo Ortega-Anguiano, a twice deported Mexican illegal alien, had a lengthy rap sheet prior to killing 19-year-olds Anya Varfolomeev & Nikolay Osokin in the DUI crash on the 405 freeway in Seal Beach in November 2021. Both were US citizens, and they were dating. Ortega-Anguiano had several felony convictions, had gone to state prison, and had multiple convictions for driving without a license, but was still on the streets when he crashed into the teens' vehicle.

In spring of 2022, Ortega-Anguiano was convicted in OC of two counts of gross vehicular manslaughter while intoxicated for killing the teens, and a judge sentenced him to serve 10 years in prison for each count, but concurrently, meaning he would serve both 10-year-sentences at the same time.

The victims' families felt that was already a weak sentence, but they tell me they were notified by the CA Department of Corrections on Easter Sunday that Ortega-Anguiano is scheduled for an early release on July 19th, 2025, only a little more than 3 years into his sentence, leaving the victims' families shocked, and outraged given the seriousness of the crime and his prior criminal history. They provided us the CDCR document showing the July 19th release date.

The CA Department of Corrections wouldn't confirm the release date when I reached out, saying they "cannot provide information on an incarcerated person's release date or location in advance of their release." They added that "incarcerated persons may earn credits for participating in rehabilitative programming, which may move parole eligible dates to an earlier date.

ICE confirms to @FoxNews that they have placed a detainer on Ortega-Anguiano with the CA Dept of Corrections and intend to take him into custody upon his release. They hope the CA Dept. of Corrections will honor the detainer request and transfer him to their custody upon his release, which they often do. But the families fear, even if he is deported, he will just re-enter the US as a gotaway, as he's done twice before.

Noted Astronaut Katie Perry has hit the Demented Bag-Lady Madonna phase of her career faster than I ever would have guessed.

Of course True Conservative David French agrees with them.

The noodle-armed wokescold attacks the "anti-woke right" for making his LGBT allies sad.

davidfrenchantiwokeright.jpg

This pathetic cuck opened up his dicksucker to complain about the right's anti-speech efforts.

Remember, this pansy called drag queen story hours for children "a blessing of liberty," so that's his default setting.

All of this has been obvious for some time. Or, another way to put it is that Ron DeSantis walked so that Donald Trump could run. When the time came to formulate a policy response to the woke left, no one mattered more than the governor of Florida.

He tried to ban critical race theory in education. He sharply limited discussion of gender and sexuality in public schools. He tried to limit the free speech of university professors. He retaliated against Disney when it had the audacity to exercise its freedom of speech to criticize the governor's policies.

And through it all, DeSantis declared that Florida was the place where "woke goes to die."

In his second term, Trump is a scaled-up version of DeSantis. Every element of the DeSantis model has been deployed against Trump's ideological enemies. Trump retaliated against law firms based on politics. He's attacking the academic freedom and independence of private universities. He's sweeping immigrants off the street based on nothing more than the content of their speech.

Precious few anti-woke activists objected to DeSantis's tactics. And precious few object to Trump today. It turns out that when they said, "Let us speak," they weren't embracing free speech as a universal value, but rather as an instrumental value -- free speech is important only so long as they get to say what they think.

The left? It's too dangerous to be heard.

He continually fails to note that the speech being "controlled" here is the speech of paid employees of the state "teaching" children.

He thinks woke teachers have an unassailable right to fly their freak flags for other people's children. He's in favor of censoring rightist speech so that adults can't hear it, but when right-leaning people forbid radicals to indoctrinate children on the taxpayer's dime (and therefore rightly subject to oversight by the government cutting their checks), he claims their speech rights are absolute.

We must protect adults from hearing Trumpian claims, but children? Feel free to talk about anal dildos and polyamory with them.

Like other hard left-wing propaganda organizations, the Dispatch is offering up the canard, "Well, some of the most extremist left-wingers accuse us of not being left-wing enough, therefore, we must be down-the-middle centrist."

Mollie Hemingway isn't having that:

Diagnosable moron Jasmine Ratchet appeared on Jimmy Kimmel's Unfunny Sweaty Propaganda Hour to declare that Elon Musk is an "idiot" and she wants to take head-to-head IQ tests to prove that she's as smart as the guy sending Corvettes to f***ing Mars.

Trump doesn't agree that Jasmine Ratchet is smarter than Musk:

"It's just so bad. Their policy is so bad," Trump said, shaking his head. "You know, they're great at cheating, and they're great at certain things, but they are so bad on policy, they're so far off."

Trump pointed out the absurdity of the Democrats clinging to the same losing strategies that already cost them a major election defeat. "When I watched them trying to prosecute the same things that just lost an election in a landslide on, and they're still going through the same things. It's just crazy," he said. "And they don't know who their leaders are."

Turning to the party's emerging figures, Trump singled out Crockett.

"They have a new one, Crockett. Have you seen Crockett? Have you ever seen her talk? This is going to be their leader?" he asked incredulously.

Beck joked that he hoped Crockett would be the next Democratic presidential candidate, to which Trump responded with a mix of amusement and concern.

"Well, we can hope in one way," Trump said, "but in another way, it's pretty demeaning. It's demeaning to our country. You don't see anybody out there."

Video at the link.

This classic deserves a repost:


Posted by: Ace at 06:10 PM




Comments

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1 David Lynch wants his haircut back.

Posted by: Allen at April 25, 2025 06:13 PM (zqb2F)

2 Jews

Posted by: Pointless at April 25, 2025 06:14 PM (RihOl)

3 U.S. District Judge Trevor McFadden, a Trump appointee who had earlier ruled that the White House unlawfully discriminated against AP for declining to use the term "Gulf of America," said the revised policy appears to be viewpoint neutral.

That a Judge is even involved in this, is stupid...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 25, 2025 06:14 PM (QAkQ3)

4 Satan. Believe it.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 25, 2025 06:14 PM (QSrLX)

5 Meat. Free. Butcher.

The crazy years, we're living in it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 25, 2025 06:15 PM (xcxpd)

6 Pete Hegseth fired Benghazi cover-up architect Susan Rice. As well as all the other leftists bitterly clinging to power in the DOD.

Why the hell was she still on "advisory boards" with access to Pentagon officials?

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Interesting! This was brought up in Tucker's interview with Caldwell, who pretty much said that if you are looking for leakers and leaks - that board is your place. Not only are those traitorous, insidious goons are sitting on advisory board, their web inside the Pentagon is intact.

Posted by: runner at April 25, 2025 06:15 PM (g47mK)

7 Its a hard habit to break. Many times impossible.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 25, 2025 06:16 PM (QSrLX)

8 I hope somebody gave Mr. Cusack what for.

And hasn't Michelle Obama been articulating her pain for years?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2025 06:16 PM (42Vb+)

9 though those in the industry have struggled to put a finger on why.
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It's a mystery, I tells ya!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 06:17 PM (YqDXo)

10 OK, so the majority is not aligned with teaching LGBT crap in school...

Why can't the Gays and those aligned with them, go to private school? After all, we are supposed to be (in their words) a Democracy.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 25, 2025 06:17 PM (QAkQ3)

11 Being vegan caused Suzy Spoon's hair to stand up on end?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2025 06:17 PM (42Vb+)

12 Michelle Obama: "As black women, we don't articulate our pain"
_________________

Do black women ever STFU? I've yet to see it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 06:18 PM (YqDXo)

13 Being vegan caused Suzy Spoon's hair to stand up on end?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2025 06:17 PM (42Vb+)

It's trying to escape the craziness in her head.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 25, 2025 06:19 PM (VNX3d)

14 Being vegan caused Suzy Spoon's hair to stand up on end?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2025 06:17 PM (42Vb+)
______________

She stuck a fork in a power outlet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 06:19 PM (YqDXo)

15 WTF is on Big Mike's head, Gus!?

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2025 06:19 PM (qmgeg)

16 Jasmine Crockett: "Elon ain't a genius, he an idiot"
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So says a charter member of Club 85.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 06:20 PM (YqDXo)

17
Do black women ever STFU? I've yet to see it.
Posted by: Deplor




not when they get pulld over by the cops

Posted by: n at April 25, 2025 06:21 PM (VeQ5W)

18 Damn, Pascal does a good Din Djarin...but he comes from an exceptionally weird family. He has a brother who is now a sister. His father is some kind of criminal ( I think), and the rest of the family are all a mess. What a shame...

Posted by: runner at April 25, 2025 06:21 PM (g47mK)

19 Vegan 'butcher' unleashes as business dries up amid surprising new trend: 'We're out of money'
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She's just experienced the Invisible (Pimp) Hand.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 06:21 PM (YqDXo)

20 So, how many USAID dollars were going to the 'Beyond Meat' movement worldwide?

Posted by: Red Robin at April 25, 2025 06:21 PM (2HvAK)

21 And with a name like "Suzy Spoon" the vegan lady should really should be running a lactose free ice cream shop.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2025 06:22 PM (42Vb+)

22 I can’t wait to see Pudgy Mustache tank the box office of not-so-Fantastic Four.

Posted by: Open Channel D at April 25, 2025 06:22 PM (tgTrV)

23 Why the hell was she still on "advisory boards" with access to Pentagon officials?
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Easy. Solicit her advice, and make sure you do something else.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 06:23 PM (YqDXo)

24 BLM influencer calls for "hunting" whites and piling up their bodies on the floor.


Bring it, motherfucker. Light than damned fuse. I guarantee you won't like the result.

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 25, 2025 06:23 PM (MsrgL)

25 I'm guessing the Democrat-Communists are already planning Nuremburg Trials 2.0 if they take back the Presidency in 2028. I can already hear the far left members of my family vociferously cheering as Trump's cabinet members are all arrested and denied bail. I guess the civil war comes after that.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at April 25, 2025 06:24 PM (qUkBO)

26 Elon Musk @elonmusk
Good move. There are thousands of committees that take up a lot of time without clear accomplishments.

A reset was needed.
_________

A fair description of corporate America in general.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 25, 2025 06:24 PM (UBKzV)

27 I can’t wait to see Pudgy Mustache tank the box office of not-so-Fantastic Four.
Posted by: Open Channel D at April 25, 2025 06:22 PM (tgTrV)

Supposedly, he is not even the focus of the movie. That honor goes the the In visible Woman (heh.) He is just a pudgy, passive... well, you know.

Posted by: Red Robin at April 25, 2025 06:24 PM (2HvAK)

28 And with a name like "Suzy Spoon



she was famous for her girl-grl sex scenes

Posted by: n at April 25, 2025 06:24 PM (VeQ5W)

29 Vegan 'butcher' unleashes as business dries up amid surprising new trend: 'We're out of money'


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PRO TIP: There is still time to get in on the ground floor in the exciting world of All-Insect restaurants! Experts predict arthropods will be the wave of the future in cutting-edge cuisine.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2025 06:24 PM (JkO4W)

30 "Lord Tiberius, according to my political calculation (checks abacus) Make Rome Great Again shows the highest probability of increased (checks scroll) GPD growth if we go short on Jesus futures"

Posted by: Max Power at April 25, 2025 06:24 PM (q177U)

31 I can’t wait to see Pudgy Mustache tank the box office of not-so-Fantastic Four.
Posted by: Open Channel D at April 25, 2025 06:22 PM (tgTrV)

He's playing Sue Storm, isn't he?

It's modern day Hollywood, so that's what I expect. He's the Boy Named Sue.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 25, 2025 06:24 PM (VNX3d)

32 /off sock

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at April 25, 2025 06:26 PM (2HvAK)

33 he played a good villain in the equalizer sequel, he might not have been playing, and a turrble role in Wonder Woman sequel,

there's a riff in the latest Watson where one of the patients owns an artificial meat company and he gives a pallet of same as a gift, well that's how he intended it,

Posted by: miguel cervantes at April 25, 2025 06:26 PM (bXbFr)

34 BLM influencer calls for "hunting" whites and piling up their bodies on the floor.


Bring it, motherfucker


sometimes, when they suggest these things, you have the impression they do not understand theres no off switch for these things.

Posted by: n at April 25, 2025 06:26 PM (VeQ5W)

35 We must protect adults from hearing Trumpian claims, but children? Feel free to talk about anal dildos and polyamory with them.
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French is a pervert. This much is known. No one who is as sanctimonious as he is doesn't have a bunch of rent boys on his credit card.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 25, 2025 06:26 PM (ZOv7s)

36 She said she has seen other vegan business making a shift to serving up some meat products.

'But I can't do that, because that's just not how I roll. That will never be what I do.'

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Yeah. And there are still entrepreneurs out there who predict that the buggy whip is due for a huge comeback.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2025 06:27 PM (JkO4W)

37 >> Remember, California passed a law to protect communists. The law says that employers cannot punish employees for political speech. If it protects dirty filthy communists, it also protects nice Catholic girls like Gina Carano.

Wrong!

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at April 25, 2025 06:27 PM (/dDa4)

38 So, that BLM "influencer" wants to hunt whites and pile up their bodies? Go ahead, pal. Start a race war? You're about 14% of the population. The numbers aren't in your favor.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at April 25, 2025 06:28 PM (5xuJ/)

39 She said she has seen other vegan business making a shift to serving up some meat products.

'But I can't do that, because that's just not how I roll. That will never be what I do.'

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Yeah. And there are still entrepreneurs out there who predict that the buggy whip is due for a huge comeback.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2025 06:27 PM (JkO4W)

Her next venture is Amish and Mennonite carriages.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 25, 2025 06:28 PM (VNX3d)

40 French is a pervert. This much is known. No one who is as sanctimonious as he is doesn't have a bunch of rent boys on his credit card.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 25, 2025 06:26 PM (ZOv7s

And only half of them are for his wife! *rimshot*

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at April 25, 2025 06:28 PM (2HvAK)

41 Ok, I give. What does a vegan butcher butcher?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2025 06:29 PM (oXfCm)

42 I got nothin’ against vegans so long as they leave me alone, but wtf is a vegan butcher shop?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 25, 2025 06:29 PM (/dDa4)

43 Re: stupid vegans and vegan stupidity

Remember the man made food shortages during covid?

One of the funniest things I saw during the scamdemic was the photos of the bare shelves and empty meat and produce aisles.

Except for the meat substitute section. It was stacked full. Empty shelves all around it, but not a package missing from the vegan section.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - is a man who works and pays his bills strong and independent or just normal? at April 25, 2025 06:30 PM (uukly)

44
I read last week about a fake meat company filing for bankruptcy. I can't remember which one it was.

Posted by: four seasons at April 25, 2025 06:30 PM (3ek7K)

45 Ok, I give. What does a vegan butcher butcher?
Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2025 06:29 PM (oXfCm)

It would have to be the product they try like hell to taste like meat, right?

Kind of a metaphor for gay relationships.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at April 25, 2025 06:30 PM (2HvAK)

46 Wow the Dems are going hysterical over the arrest of the Judges... It's the 3rd Reich all over again...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 25, 2025 06:30 PM (VE6XX)

47 Michelle Obama: "As black women, we don't articulate our pain"
_________________

Do black women ever STFU? I've yet to see it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 06:18 PM (YqDXo)

Well, the ghetto queens make a lot of noise, but little of it is well-articulated.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2025 06:30 PM (8zz6B)

48 French's mustard should be tried in small doses, like idocaine,

Posted by: miguel cervantes at April 25, 2025 06:31 PM (bXbFr)

49 She said she has seen other vegan business making a shift to serving up some meat products.

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That's how you can tell they're morally and ethically serious regarding animals.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - is a man who works and pays his bills strong and independent or just normal? at April 25, 2025 06:31 PM (uukly)

50 I'm not sure I understand what Suzy Spoon's complaint is.

I mean, she doesn't want to eat meat, fine. Don't they have vegetables in the supermarkets there?

Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 25, 2025 06:31 PM (kJuzF)

51 it has been much harder for vegan butchers since the salad shooter was sold for under $50

Posted by: n at April 25, 2025 06:31 PM (VeQ5W)

52 White Castles mustard is good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at April 25, 2025 06:32 PM (2HvAK)

53 45 Ok, I give. What does a vegan butcher butcher?
Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2025 06:29 PM (oXfCm)

Everything they touch... That being said if Vegan is so great why do they have to make the stuff they make try to look and taste like meat , cheese, eggs and butter ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 25, 2025 06:32 PM (VE6XX)

54 That's how you can tell they're morally and ethically serious regarding animals.
Posted by: Boron Quidquid - is a man who works and pays his bills strong and independent or just normal? at April 25, 2025 06:31 PM (uukly)

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Maybe she only sells meat products from animals that committed suicide.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2025 06:32 PM (JkO4W)

55 "Happy Easter - Christ was tortured and executed as a Political calculation by the Trumps of the Day...

Happy Easter"
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Wait, I need this explained further. Who was the Trump in the Passion Narrative? Pilate? The Pharisees? Herod?

If anything, Trump is the disrupter, the rebel.

He's also the one who the state persecuted and tried to kill. Twice.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 25, 2025 06:32 PM (ZOv7s)

56 Had no idea Susan Rice, Barky's go between still had a government position

Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2025 06:33 PM (ypFCm)

57 Michelle Obama: "As black women, we don't articulate our pain"
_________________




heres some vid that suggests otherwise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoftQCVehe8

Posted by: n at April 25, 2025 06:33 PM (VeQ5W)

58 "Christ was tortured and executed as a Political calculation by the Trumps of the Day..."

I don't even understand the tortuous theology suggested there, and I'm too tired to read the entire article. Trump is what-a Jewish political /religious leader? A Roman political authority figure? Trump is the anti Christ? In what way?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2025 06:33 PM (42Vb+)

59 Wow the Dems are going hysterical over the arrest of the Judges... It's the 3rd Reich all over again...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 25, 2025 06:30 PM (VE6XX)
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I missed that thread. Were the "I WANT ARRESTS!" people finally happy?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 25, 2025 06:34 PM (ZOv7s)

60 Michelle Obama: "As black women, we don't articulate our pain"
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Yes, they're generally inarticulate as heck. Iirc Biden even noted that Barry was unusual because of that.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - is a man who works and pays his bills strong and independent or just normal? at April 25, 2025 06:34 PM (uukly)

61

The week ending media wrap up we've been waiting for! This sheer volume of idiocy beggars the mind

Posted by: imp at April 25, 2025 06:34 PM (g6TN6)

62 ---
I missed that thread. Were the "I WANT ARRESTS!" people finally happy?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 25, 2025 06:34 PM (ZOv7s)

Never

Posted by: It's me donna at April 25, 2025 06:34 PM (VE6XX)

63 Christ was tortured and executed as a Political calculation by the Trumps of the Day..."

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I'll play.

Fine. Now tell me how long the Earth existed before that.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - is a man who works and pays his bills strong and independent or just normal? at April 25, 2025 06:35 PM (uukly)

64 46 Wow the Dems are going hysterical over the arrest of the Judges... It's the 3rd Reich all over again...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 25, 2025 06:30 PM (VE6XX)

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I don't get the Nazi slur. Roland Freisler was allowed to adjudicate freely right up until the afternoon he noticed a 500-lb. bomb in his lap.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2025 06:35 PM (JkO4W)

65 Wait, I need this explained further. Who was the Trump in the Passion Narrative? Pilate? The Pharisees? Herod?

If anything, Trump is the disrupter, the rebel.

He's also the one who the state persecuted and tried to kill. Twice.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 25, 2025 06:32 PM (ZOv7s

It would be hard to find the Trump analogies they are going for. Maybe the pharisees? It is kind of a group effort (which is the point and reason for the Savior.)

They are probably just idiots and think Pilate/Judas (who have very different motivations and purpose.)

I dunno. I think they are just retards.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at April 25, 2025 06:35 PM (2HvAK)

66

Of course they articulate their pain. Don't you all recall "I ain't in No Ways tarred"

Posted by: imp at April 25, 2025 06:35 PM (g6TN6)

67 So, how many USAID dollars were going to the 'Beyond Meat' movement worldwide?
Posted by: Red Robin at April 25, 2025 06:21 PM (2HvAK)

Had to be a lot, the Burger King I sometimes patronized had at least half a dozen different menu choices on the displays. They probably sold a dozen a day, tops.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 25, 2025 06:36 PM (n7h9X)

68 I don't normally follow Football news of any kind but the drama of Deion Sanders' son not making the first round draft of the NFL is delicious tears. Google it, it's lots of fun.

Posted by: Max Power at April 25, 2025 06:36 PM (q177U)

69 18
' Pascal does a good Din Djarin...but he comes from an exceptionally weird family'

I think he's from Chile and some of his family ended up on the wrong side of the Pinochet regime.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 25, 2025 06:36 PM (3wi/L)

70 these people are patently ridiculous

Posted by: miguel cervantes at April 25, 2025 06:37 PM (bXbFr)

71 Oh it was the Democrats torturing Jan6 Ralliers

Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2025 06:37 PM (ypFCm)

72 in vid the articulation starts halfway through with the taser ride

Posted by: n at April 25, 2025 06:37 PM (VeQ5W)

73 don't normally follow Football news of any kind but the drama of Deion Sanders' son not making the first round draft of the NFL is delicious tears. Google it, it's lots of fun.

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He was rated as the best QB in that recent video game. I'm certain Deon was involved.

Yeah, it's laughable.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - is a man who works and pays his bills strong and independent or just normal? at April 25, 2025 06:37 PM (uukly)

74 Had to be a lot, the Burger King I sometimes patronized had at least half a dozen different menu choices on the displays. They probably sold a dozen a day, tops.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 25, 2025 06:36 PM (n7h9X)

*lights a candle for the McLean*

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at April 25, 2025 06:37 PM (2HvAK)

75 65 Wait, I need this explained further. Who was the Trump in the Passion Narrative? Pilate? The Pharisees? Herod?

He's the destroyer of the Jesus like Maryland Man....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 25, 2025 06:37 PM (VE6XX)

76 Had to be a lot, the Burger King I sometimes patronized had at least half a dozen different menu choices on the displays. They probably sold a dozen a day, tops.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 25, 2025 06:36 PM (n7h9X)

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Burger King also sold Gayburgers during Pride Month so their marketing strategies may be suspect.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2025 06:38 PM (JkO4W)

77 Yellow mustard is great on grilled hot dogs and that's it. It should come with a warning on the label.

Posted by: Max Power at April 25, 2025 06:38 PM (q177U)

78 it has been much harder for vegan butchers since the salad shooter was sold for under $50
Posted by: n at April 25, 2025 06:31 PM (VeQ5W)

...And all the Schmoos were wiped out by foot and moustache disease.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2025 06:38 PM (8zz6B)

79 >>This pathetic cuck opened up his dicksucker to complain about...


How will we survive a week without these sentences which are like running a gauntlet of shock, laughs, and horror.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 25, 2025 06:39 PM (Zhfc2)

80 Burger King also sold Gayburgers during Pride Month so their marketing strategies may be suspect.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2025 06:38 PM (JkO4W)

This burger tastes like shit.
-unwary customer

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at April 25, 2025 06:39 PM (2HvAK)

81 "Christ was tortured and executed as a Political calculation by the Trumps of the Day..."

Umm...I dare say that Christ was the Trump of the Day.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at April 25, 2025 06:40 PM (SRRAx)

82 Wall Street Apes
@WallStreetApes

Financial Manager for the Army setup a fake NGO and stole $108 million dollars from taxpayers. Buys 31 homes and 80 vehicles, paid for by you

“She incorporates a fake children's charity and awards herself an army contract — US Army approves this children's charity — A totally fake nonprofit. There's absolutely nothing for children. 7 year period. She steals $108 million

From you and I, the taxpayer. All of it goes into her pocket. Not a dime of that money goes to the kids. It's all going into her bank accounts

She spends the money

- 31 different homes in Colorado, Maryland, New Mexico, Texas, and Washington
- She bought 80 motor vehicles
- Packages were arriving every day from high end retailers. The UPS guy is the one who gave her the nickname, the Gucci goddess, because he was constantly delivering these high end items to this McMansion that she bought.“

Posted by: SMOD at April 25, 2025 06:40 PM (GITLP)

83 45 Ok, I give. What does a vegan butcher butcher?
Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2025 06:29 PM (oXfCm)

Everything they touch... That being said if Vegan is so great why do they have to make the stuff they make try to look and taste like meat , cheese, eggs and butter ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 25, 2025 06:32 PM (VE6XX)

Vegetarian Indian food can be tasty, and you can get meat in dishes too.

The Vegan foods I have are always joyless limp things. And the fact that the consumers look like they have a wasting disease does not help.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 25, 2025 06:40 PM (n7h9X)

84 I think he's from Chile and some of his family ended up on the wrong side of the Pinochet regime.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 25, 2025 06:36 PM (3wi/L)



yes, related to Alende..first time I saw him was in the role of Oberyn Martell in GOT, did a good job there too..shame but..actors are weird

Posted by: runner at April 25, 2025 06:40 PM (g47mK)

85 If we don't give third graders graphic depictions of minor boys sucking dick, free speech and education will collapse!

Posted by: Shorter Democrat argument at April 25, 2025 06:40 PM (TbWk/)

86
This burger tastes like shit.
-unwary customer
Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at April 25, 2025 06:39 PM (2HvAK)

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Don't ask about the Secret Sauce.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2025 06:40 PM (JkO4W)

87 The Vegan butcher really butchered her hair

Posted by: It's me donna at April 25, 2025 06:40 PM (VE6XX)

88 BLM influencer calls for "hunting" whites and piling up their bodies on the floor.
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Proof positive that they're stupid. They're one-seventh of the population, and can be spotted from 100 yards away.

If it comes down to it, America could be a lily-white nation in a couple of months. So, I'd suggest holstering the mouth.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 06:41 PM (YqDXo)

89 Jews
Posted by: Pointless at April 25, 2025 06:14 PM (RihOl)


Whichever one of you has the keys to the weather machine, can I get a few more days of moderate temperatures before summer starts?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 25, 2025 06:41 PM (ExV1e)

90 hes related to the Allende family the other daughter married a Cuban inteligence agent, so common sense doesnt really
drip down,

Posted by: miguel cervantes at April 25, 2025 06:41 PM (bXbFr)

91

Big Mike's pain stems from pulling muscles or spraining joints during the mysterious deaths of several of his husband's "friends." Any articulation of the pain would waive the Fifth Amendment privilege

Posted by: imp at April 25, 2025 06:41 PM (g6TN6)

92 Aside from her "finger in the electrical socket" style of hair, I think Suzy Spoon is cute (At least she's smiling) and no, I don't want to date her, and I think calling your business a vegan butcher shop is stupid.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2025 06:41 PM (42Vb+)

93 Cusack is looking pretty rough. Even for however old he is now.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 25, 2025 06:41 PM (UBKzV)

94 >>This pathetic cuck opened up his dicksucker to complain about...


How will we survive a week without these sentences which are like running a gauntlet of shock, laughs, and horror.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 25, 2025 06:39 PM (Zhfc2)

We'll survive, with the knowledge that he'll be rested and back with more zingers.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 25, 2025 06:42 PM (VNX3d)

95 Yellow mustard is great on grilled hot dogs and that's it. It should come with a warning on the label.
Posted by: Max Power at April 25, 2025 06:38 PM (q177U)

Yellow mustard is also great on ham and cheese sandwiches. Preferably on cheap white bread.

Posted by: An American classic at April 25, 2025 06:42 PM (TbWk/)

96 yes, related to Alende..first time I saw him was in the role of Oberyn Martell in GOT, did a good job there too..shame but..actors are weird

Posted by: runner at April 25, 2025 06:40 PM (g47mK)
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I believe "stupid" is the word you're looking for.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 06:42 PM (YqDXo)

97 I think he's from Chile and some of his family ended up on the wrong side of the Pinochet regime.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 25, 2025 06:36 PM (3wi/L)

Still treading water in the Humboldt Current?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2025 06:42 PM (8zz6B)

98 A vegan butcher is a lumberjack.

Posted by: Ciampino - Meanwhile at St Peter's house on Friday: Sardines!? Again?! at April 25, 2025 06:42 PM (sPQoU)

99 And hasn't Michelle Obama been articulating her pain for years?

I'm guessing tucking chafes.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 25, 2025 06:42 PM (ExV1e)

100 Trump said:
"When I watched them trying to prosecute the same things that just lost an election in a landslide on, and they're still going through the same things. It's just crazy,"


This should be a big hint that their strategy does not include elections. I expect them to be taking the European route of outlawing all future conservative candidates, thinking they will make it work this time.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 25, 2025 06:42 PM (Zhfc2)

101 My first guess was that a vegan butcher is someone who chops carrots. But then I thought, maybe she's one of those trans nuts that kills people. And not just with her cooking.

Posted by: Toad-0 at April 25, 2025 06:42 PM (cct0t)

102 BLM would like a civil war going

Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2025 06:43 PM (ypFCm)

103 My first guess was that a vegan butcher is someone who chops carrots. But then I thought, maybe she's one of those trans nuts that kills people. And not just with her cooking.

Posted by: Toad-0 at April 25, 2025 06:42 PM (cct0t)

A vegan could be a fine butcher. You don't have to eat what you carve up.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 25, 2025 06:43 PM (n7h9X)

104 He's the destroyer of the Jesus like Maryland Man....
Posted by: It's me donna at April 25, 2025 06:37 PM (VE6XX)
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So in this scenario the Apostles are human traffickers and the Romans are trying to stop them?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 25, 2025 06:43 PM (ZOv7s)

105 BLM Bro needs to come to my block. Ten houses, and I would guesstimate 50-60 firearms of all shapes and sizes. People who know how to shoot. Also, two backhoes and a few boats for cleanup. Bring it!

Posted by: Country-Fried Snake at April 25, 2025 06:44 PM (G5+As)

106 102 BLM would like a civil war going
Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2025 06:43 PM (ypFCm)

Don't think they'd like the outcome

Posted by: It's me donna at April 25, 2025 06:44 PM (VE6XX)

107 99 And hasn't Michelle Obama been articulating her pain for years?

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Bitch won't shut her mouf.

Posted by: Ike Turner at April 25, 2025 06:44 PM (JkO4W)

108 She stuck a fork in a power outlet.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 06:19 PM (YqDXo)


That's a common trope but I suspect that you wouldn't get shocked as the path of least resistance should be through the metal in the fork from hot to neutral.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 25, 2025 06:44 PM (ExV1e)

109 I'm sure that J.K. Rowling is incredibly concerned with what Edward James Almost over there thinks about anything.

Rowling is a hero. This guy is random Hispanic actor #4.

Posted by: C.M. Funk at April 25, 2025 06:44 PM (6a3Rq)

110 Pascal looks like a serious drinker.

Posted by: runner at April 25, 2025 06:44 PM (g47mK)

111 We'll survive, with the knowledge that he'll be rested and back with more zingers.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 25, 2025 06:42 PM (VNX3d)
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The Ewok's fur will be freshly washed and his tail will have its curl back.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 25, 2025 06:45 PM (ZOv7s)

112 Michelle Obama: "As black women, we don't articulate our pain"
________________

What about Chlamydia? She articulated ... uh ... something. Not sure what.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 06:45 PM (YqDXo)

113 BLM would like a civil war going
Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2025 06:43 PM (ypFCm)

Not for long they wouldn't.

Their leadership lives out in the suburbs where guns are allowed. Their followers, if any, live in the inner cities.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 25, 2025 06:45 PM (n7h9X)

114 If I slice up a cucumber, am I a vegan butcher ?

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at April 25, 2025 06:45 PM (McYvC)

115 John Cusack opens his mouth and once again proves he is a fool.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2025 06:45 PM (oXfCm)

116 08 She stuck a fork in a power outlet.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 06:19 PM (YqDXo)

That's a common trope but I suspect that you wouldn't get shocked as the path of least resistance should be through the metal in the fork from hot to neutral.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 25, 2025 06:44 PM (ExV1e)
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But you forgot to take into account the ingenuity of idiots.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 06:46 PM (YqDXo)

117 OT

I am really disappointed that JFK has not taken the covid jab off the Childhood vaccine schedule. What the hell is he waiting for?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 25, 2025 06:46 PM (Zhfc2)

118 106 102 BLM would like a civil war going
Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2025 06:43 PM (ypFCm)

Don't think they'd like the outcome
Posted by: It's me donna


Frankly, that's the point. To be used up in the justification for martial law. I don't know though, if significant pluralities of Black and Hispanic men are voting Trump, that doesn't leave a whole lot of manpower on the bipoc side

Posted by: imp at April 25, 2025 06:46 PM (g6TN6)

119 Susan "by the book" Rice.

Posted by: Adrienne Barbeau's Bountiful Breasts at April 25, 2025 06:47 PM (rtqtT)

120 I wonder what the Democrats of yesteryear would say about their party's current full-throated advocacy of furnishing ghey pron and drag Queen groomers to six-year-olds.

Posted by: Even a shitbag like LBJ would not take kindly at April 25, 2025 06:47 PM (TbWk/)

121 The bloom is off the vegan rose.
The public was promised all sorts of benefits to "plant-based" "meat". It was supposed to be more nutritious, taste better, use less resources, thereby being cheaper, and reduce global warming.
Despite all the promises, most of these products are significantly less nutritious, deficient in many amino acids. People tried the stuff and it certainly didn't taste better, and the ones claiming to taste like meat actually tasted much worse.
The ones which actually were nutritious were more expensive that even great cuts of meats, which blows the "less resources" argument.
To top it off, the average person doesn't believe the global warming crap.
They promised, they were given a chance, it turned out to be bullshit, and the market has moved on. "Creative destruction", I think it's called.

Posted by: buddhaha at April 25, 2025 06:47 PM (cIFM2)

122 If you only put tines in one side of the outlet, aren't you ground?

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at April 25, 2025 06:47 PM (2HvAK)

123 HAPPINESS FOR EVERYBODY, FREE OF CHARGE, AND MAY NO ONE BE LEFT BEHIND!"

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 25, 2025 06:47 PM (Jhc5W)

124 >>See if you can psychically divine what this "Suzy Spoons" pyrsyn might look like.
Do you have an image in your mind's eye?

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Gordon Ramsey?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 25, 2025 06:47 PM (Zhfc2)

125 Suzy Spoons is a weak ass bitch not worthy of wearing plaid or driving a Subaru. No Mellisa Etheridge for her poser ass. Leave softball to the real sisters.

Posted by: Suzy Scissors at April 25, 2025 06:48 PM (McYvC)

126 I am really disappointed that JFK has not taken the covid jab off the Childhood vaccine schedule. What the hell is he waiting for?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 25, 2025 06:46 PM (Zhfc2)

His death in 1963 cuts into his office time.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 25, 2025 06:48 PM (n7h9X)

127 "Noted Astronaut Katie Perry has hit the Demented Bag-Lady Madonna phase of her career faster than I ever would have guessed."


After their ride, Perry and Gayle King could have said something such as, "Wow! It was a blast! Fun as hell! Terrific views! I want to do it again!" Period. But Attention Whores don't operate that way. If they get any fan blowback or bad press for their attention whoring blather, they are dumbfounded and turn vicious.

You know what Neil Armstrong did in late 1969? No, not write a book or go attention whoring in the USA. He went on Bob Hope's USO Christmas Tour to US military installations and USN ships. You can find videos on YouTube. The sailors, soldiers, and Marines cheered him like crazy. 'Murican hero. REAL Astronaut.

Posted by: Gref at April 25, 2025 06:48 PM (aBgBM)

128 That's a common trope but I suspect that you wouldn't get shocked as the path of least resistance should be through the metal in the fork from hot to neutral.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 25, 2025 06:44 PM (ExV1e)

Well, if you bent the fork (and you pretty much have to, to get any of the tines into the receptacle), and got one tine into the hot slot, you'd get a zap. Unless it was a GFCI outlet, which are normally found near where forks frolic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2025 06:48 PM (8zz6B)

129 Of course they articulate their pain. Don't you all recall "I ain't in No Ways tarred"

Posted by: imp at April 25, 2025 06:35 PM (g6TN6)
_________________

She may not be "tarred," but she didn't say anything about being feathered.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 06:49 PM (YqDXo)

130 Frankly, that's the point. To be used up in the justification for martial law. I don't know though, if significant pluralities of Black and Hispanic men are voting Trump, that doesn't leave a whole lot of manpower on the bipoc side
Posted by: imp at April 25, 2025 06:46 PM (g6TN6)
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This is why the want Hegseth gone. He's purging the military of the woke fatbodies and filling it with actual warriors.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 25, 2025 06:49 PM (ZOv7s)

131 Gref, big hug to you.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2025 06:49 PM (oXfCm)

132 Ok, I give. What does a vegan butcher butcher?
Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2025 06:29 PM (oXfCm)


Near as I can tell... soy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 25, 2025 06:49 PM (ExV1e)

133 "See if you can psychically divine what this "Suzy Spoons" pyrsyn might look like."

Her hair is On Fire.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 25, 2025 06:50 PM (Cus5s)

134 That's a common trope but I suspect that you wouldn't get shocked as the path of least resistance should be through the metal in the fork from hot to neutral.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 25, 2025 06:44 PM (ExV1e)

Well, if you bent the fork (and you pretty much have to, to get any of the tines into the receptacle), and got one tine into the hot slot, you'd get a zap. Unless it was a GFCI outlet, which are normally found near where forks frolic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2025 06:48 PM (8zz6B)
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Jeez, you guys are so literal. How about an incorrectly wired outlet? Or, for guys, sticking their dicks in light sockets?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 06:50 PM (YqDXo)

135 >>>Vegan "butcher" complains as her "vegan butcher shop" goes bankrupt.

Butcher? I didn't even KNOW her.

Posted by: m at April 25, 2025 06:50 PM (CQE5S)

136 98 A vegan butcher is a lumberjack.
Posted by: Ciampino


Or a Grim Reaper.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 25, 2025 06:50 PM (Zhfc2)

137 Ok, I give. What does a vegan butcher butcher?
Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2025 06:29 PM (oXfCm)

Near as I can tell... soy.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 25, 2025 06:49 PM (ExV1e)

Tofu?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 25, 2025 06:51 PM (VNX3d)

138 84
'did a good job there too..shame but..actors are weird'

Yes, but he's pissing away the good will he built up as a good actor. Robert DeNiro and Alec Baldwin are good actors too but I won't watch them.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 25, 2025 06:51 PM (3wi/L)

139 Ace, you can't quit us!

Posted by: m at April 25, 2025 06:51 PM (CQE5S)

140 Vegan "butcher" complains as her "vegan butcher shop" goes bankrupt.

Butcher? I didn't even KNOW her.
Posted by: m at April 25, 2025 06:50 PM (CQE5S)

She is kinda butch.

Posted by: Not butchest at April 25, 2025 06:52 PM (TbWk/)

141 >> His death in 1963 cuts into his office time.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 25, 2025 06:48 PM (n7h9X)

Bastard. I just spit my beer.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2025 06:52 PM (NdPqb)

142 I'd like two 8 0z tofu filets, please/////

Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2025 06:52 PM (oXfCm)

143 I just watched the Katie Perry clip.

Wow. She looks completely crazy, and the clip isn't flattering at all. She obviously has NOBODY in her camp that will tell her the truth.

Posted by: Crusader at April 25, 2025 06:52 PM (TN0g+)

144 You know what Neil Armstrong did in late 1969? No, not write a book or go attention whoring in the USA. He went on Bob Hope's USO Christmas Tour to US military installations and USN ships. You can find videos on YouTube. The sailors, soldiers, and Marines cheered him like crazy. 'Murican hero. REAL Astronaut.
Posted by: Gref at April 25, 2025 06:48 PM (aBgBM)

Think he also had a close call in the Gemini program where his little handheld jet went nuts on an EVA and he came close to dying.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 25, 2025 06:52 PM (n7h9X)

145 The end goal being: Single-party, permanent power.

Ummm. I'm thinking that the end goal may not be what they think it will be.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 25, 2025 06:52 PM (W/lyH)

146 "I can't believe it's not meat" (or whatever).

Posted by: m at April 25, 2025 06:53 PM (CQE5S)

147 They promised, they were given a chance, it turned out to be bullshit, and the market has moved on. "Creative destruction", I think it's called.
Posted by: buddhaha at April 25, 2025 06:47 PM (cIFM2)
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My oldest bought into that big time. Whole song and dance, yet struggled to maintain weight. Her boyfriend at the time was just a regular dude and at one point offered her a chicken wing at a bar, and she forgot herself and bit into it...

...and oh the JOY of that bite! It was so filling, so flavorful, the texture, she had another, and then another and could feel strength flowing into her system.

And that was the end of that. She still likes the designer feel-good foods, but has no objection to poaching one of my steaks when the grill is running.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 25, 2025 06:53 PM (ZOv7s)

148 gaaak, I can believe it's not meat.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2025 06:54 PM (oXfCm)

149 Vegans remind me it’s time again for a nice cabrito.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2025 06:54 PM (NdPqb)

150 So Trump is Hitler has finally been completely worn down and they're onto Trump Killed Jesus.

Well that's something.

You know who else thought certain people killed Jesus??

Posted by: ... at April 25, 2025 06:54 PM (E0p3T)

151 >>Ace, you can't quit us!


Is he shutting the Blog down again?

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2025 06:54 PM (qmgeg)

152

I'm not sure if that's an old picture or a new one, but Susie Spoon looks more like Susie fucking stew ladle on an image search. Maybe the fact that she hasn't had any sales is causing her to starve to death, but the pictures I find of her online show that she is more than well fed

Posted by: imp at April 25, 2025 06:54 PM (g6TN6)

153 ....where forks frolic...
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The new album from Kitchens of Distinction.

Posted by: Crusader at April 25, 2025 06:54 PM (TN0g+)

154 121 The bloom is off the vegan rose.

Posted by: buddhah

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How much of that big vegan push was gov. funding? Probably through grants, like with solar and wind. All those companies popping up with no market, no product, and no taste.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 25, 2025 06:54 PM (Zhfc2)

155 emember, California passed a law to protect communists. The law says that employers cannot punish employees for political speech. If it protects dirty filthy communists, it also protects nice Catholic girls like Gina Carano.
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In 1959 SF fired two teachers for suspected communist sympathies.

San Francisco

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 06:54 PM (YqDXo)

156 Tofu?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 25, 2025 06:51 PM (VNX3d)

Heh! (has vision of meat-cutting diagram for a Tofudebeest, with every cut labeled: crap)

Aside. I actually like tofu in Chinese cooking, as a conveyor of yummy sauce.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2025 06:55 PM (8zz6B)

157 97
'Still treading water in the Humboldt Current?'

You'd think Pedro would send them a raft.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 25, 2025 06:55 PM (3wi/L)

158 151 >>Ace, you can't quit us!

Is he shutting the Blog down again?
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2025 06:54 PM (qmgeg)

Starting tomorrow, he's taking vacation time. With garrett ... oh.

Posted by: m at April 25, 2025 06:55 PM (CQE5S)

159 The end goal being: Single-party, permanent power.

Ummm. I'm thinking that the end goal may not be what they think it will be.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 25, 2025 06:52 PM (W/lyH)

You have to ignore a lot of history to forget that autocrats and kings have to be nearly as responsible to the people in their vicinity as a President.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 25, 2025 06:55 PM (n7h9X)

160 Six years ago the Camp Fire destroyed Paradise. About 55000 people lived there in area.
10% of buildings survived.
Only 10% of burned residences have been rebuilt.
Insurance big impediment.
Also lack of builders.
Builders are busy building huge apartment megaplexes in urban areas.

Posted by: torabora at April 25, 2025 06:55 PM (riPCw)

161 I'm not sure if that's an old picture or a new one, but Susie Spoon looks more like Susie fucking stew ladle on an image search. Maybe the fact that she hasn't had any sales is causing her to starve to death, but the pictures I find of her online show that she is more than well fed

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Word is that she eats a lot of kale.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2025 06:56 PM (hY4dx)

162 John Cusack opens his mouth and once again proves he is a fool.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2025 06:45 PM (oXfCm)


The poster child for a frigging Hollywood idiot.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 25, 2025 06:56 PM (W/lyH)

163 My oldest bought into that big time. Whole song and dance, yet struggled to maintain weight. Her boyfriend at the time was just a regular dude and at one point offered her a chicken wing at a bar, and she forgot herself and bit into it...
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Why are women so uniquely susceptible to stupid crap like this? Social pressure, what?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 06:56 PM (YqDXo)

164 I just watched the Katie Perry clip.

Wow. She looks completely crazy, and the clip isn't flattering at all. She obviously has NOBODY in her camp that will tell her the truth.
Posted by: Crusader at April 25, 2025 06:52 PM (TN0g+)
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She's a 0 now. Unremarkable body, and her weird eyes seem even farther apart now.

Obviously the no dick in the crazy rule applies, but this one isn't even a close call.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 25, 2025 06:56 PM (ZOv7s)

165 >>Starting tomorrow, he's taking vacation time. With garrett


Can you imagine that furry little fop in MT?

That would be hysterical.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2025 06:56 PM (qmgeg)

166 100
'I expect them to be taking the European route of outlawing all future conservative candidates, thinking they will make it work this time.'

If we don't send a lot of them to jail, they may.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 25, 2025 06:56 PM (3wi/L)

167 Are crickets vegan?

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 25, 2025 06:56 PM (qBdHI)

168 MarcusT, mmmmmm cabrito

Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2025 06:56 PM (oXfCm)

169 obviously has NOBODY in her camp that will tell her the truth.
Posted by: Crusader at April 25, 2025 06:52 PM (TN0g+)

The Waylon Smithers' of the world is who I actually blame for the fix we are in in this modern world.

From Obama to Romney to Gates to Kathleen Kennedy to any assfag you can name, there is a legion of yes-men who will never ever tell them the truth - in exchange for just a morsel of getting ahead.

Posted by: ... at April 25, 2025 06:57 PM (E0p3T)

170 So Trump is Hitler has finally been completely worn down and they're onto Trump Killed Jesus.

Well that's something.

You know who else thought certain people killed Jesus??
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2025 06:54 PM (E0p3T)

Atheists are trying religion shame anyone? Life is funny.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 25, 2025 06:57 PM (n7h9X)

171 Suzy Spoons looks like the Heat Miser's sister. What's with the hair?

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 25, 2025 06:57 PM (qBdHI)

172 You have to ignore a lot of history to forget that autocrats and kings have to be nearly as responsible to the people in their vicinity as a President.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 25, 2025 06:55 PM (n7h9X)
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Xi nods sadly, pulling aside the curtains to look at furious Chinese outside.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 06:57 PM (YqDXo)

173 Of the world, in the world? Yep I need sleep.

Posted by: ... at April 25, 2025 06:57 PM (E0p3T)

174 167 Are crickets vegan?
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 25, 2025 06:56 PM (qBdHI)

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Crickets will eat almost anything.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2025 06:57 PM (hY4dx)

175
Garrett,

Rumor is you and Ace are travelling to Thailand for vacation.

Posted by: four seasons at April 25, 2025 06:57 PM (3ek7K)

176 {{{Ben-Had}}}

Posted by: Gref at April 25, 2025 06:57 PM (aBgBM)

177 "Christ was tortured and executed as a Political calculation by the Trumps of the Day..."

I don't even understand the tortuous theology suggested there, and I'm too tired to read the entire article. Trump is what-a Jewish political /religious leader? A Roman political authority figure? Trump is the anti Christ? In what way?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2025 06:33 PM (42Vb+)


You know, the thing I've never understood about the "Christ killer" Jew hate is that he came in order for that specific event to occur. Assuming the Sanhedrin had been "better people" (or, I suppose, Pilate had a spine) rather than the equivalent of modern politicians, GOD would have achieved his ends via different means. Not to mention the fact that they would have, presumably inadvertently, been thwarting HIS will. Even assuming that all Jews, for all time, bear the burden of the actions of people over 2000 years in the past, they were acting as GOD required, albeit unknowingly.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 25, 2025 06:57 PM (ExV1e)

178 110-
Pascal does look awful. The only thing I've really watched him in was Narcos. I know that was long ago, but even his skin texture looks entirely different.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 25, 2025 06:58 PM (33LJY)

179 >>Why are women so uniquely susceptible to stupid crap like this?


They are intuitively empathetic.

They see baby animals and they go Full Retard.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2025 06:58 PM (qmgeg)

180 How much of that big vegan push was gov. funding? Probably through grants, like with solar and wind. All those companies popping up with no market, no product, and no taste.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 25, 2025 06:54 PM (Zhfc2)
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"Food deserts." We need to build subsidized health food stores because poor people crave tofu but can't get it.

Store gets robbed and closes in a couple of months, but the developers got paid.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 25, 2025 06:58 PM (ZOv7s)

181 And that was the end of that. She still likes the designer feel-good foods, but has no objection to poaching one of my steaks when the grill is running.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

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My standard first date when I lived in CA was Ruth's Chris.
Sure fire way to weed out the ...well, Californians.

(Another place was a 3-star in San Jose off 1st to get Foie gras)

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 25, 2025 06:58 PM (Zhfc2)

182 Why are women so uniquely susceptible to stupid crap like this? Social pressure, what?

Men are hunters. Women are gatherers. Its hardwired in our DNA.

Women SURVIVE by perceiving and joining consensus.

Posted by: Suzy Scissors at April 25, 2025 06:58 PM (McYvC)

183 Susan Rice is a commie asshole. She should be the first to go.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 25, 2025 06:58 PM (NRF0d)

184 Were the "I WANT ARRESTS!" people finally happy?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 25, 2025 06:34 PM (ZOv7s)


Don't be silly. Not enough, not fast enough, no one has been executed yet, why isn't Congress in prison.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 25, 2025 06:59 PM (ExV1e)

185 Can you imagine that furry little fop in MT?

That would be hysterical.
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2025 06:56 PM (qmgeg)

Drift-fishing on the Missouri river?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2025 06:59 PM (8zz6B)

186 I'd like two 8 0z tofu filets, please/////

Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2025 06:52 PM (oXfCm)
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"It tastes just like something I'd like to eat."

"Not really."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 06:59 PM (YqDXo)

187 why isn't Congress in prison.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 25, 2025 06:59 PM (ExV1e)

Finally a voice of reason.

Posted by: ... at April 25, 2025 06:59 PM (E0p3T)

188 Susie Spoon cheats.

Posted by: torabora at April 25, 2025 06:59 PM (riPCw)

189 165 >>Starting tomorrow, he's taking vacation time. With garrett

Can you imagine that furry little fop in MT?

That would be hysterical.
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2025 06:56 PM (qmgeg)

I gather he's going to be hanging around home. Spring cleaning and just relaxing.

Posted by: m at April 25, 2025 06:59 PM (CQE5S)

190 Why are women so uniquely susceptible to stupid crap like this?


They are intuitively empathetic.

They see baby animals and they go Full Retard.
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Let's consider the implications...

Posted by: Crusader at April 25, 2025 06:59 PM (TN0g+)

191 My oldest bought into that big time. Whole song and dance, yet struggled to maintain weight. Her boyfriend at the time was just a regular dude and at one point offered her a chicken wing at a bar, and she forgot herself and bit into it...
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Why are women so uniquely susceptible to stupid crap like this? Social pressure, what?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 06:56 PM (YqDXo)

Traditionally women spent tons of time in the village doing communal work with the others. This fed their talking abilities, but meant not fitting in was something to be feared.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 25, 2025 06:59 PM (n7h9X)

192 Don't be silly. Not enough, not fast enough, no one has been executed yet, why isn't Congress in prison.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 25, 2025 06:59 PM (ExV1e)
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So is Pinochet acceptable or do we have to do the full Franco?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 25, 2025 07:00 PM (ZOv7s)

193 Women SURVIVE by perceiving and joining consensus.

Posted by: Suzy Scissors at April 25, 2025 06:58 PM (McYvC)
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Truth.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 07:00 PM (YqDXo)

194 I don't get the Nazi slur. Roland Freisler was allowed to adjudicate freely right up until the afternoon he noticed a 500-lb. bomb in his lap.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2025 06:35 PM (JkO4W)


Honestly, you'd have thought he'd have seen the crane approaching.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 25, 2025 07:00 PM (ExV1e)

195 I gather he's going to be hanging around home. Spring cleaning and just relaxing.
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I imagine he'll be straightening the shelving...

Posted by: Crusader at April 25, 2025 07:00 PM (TN0g+)

196 So is Pinochet acceptable or do we have to do the full Franco?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 25, 2025 07:00 PM (ZOv7s)
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Why not both?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 07:00 PM (YqDXo)

197 171 Suzy Spoons looks like the Heat Miser's sister. What's with the hair?
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 25, 2025 06:57 PM (qBdHI)

She's been pulling it out!

Posted by: m at April 25, 2025 07:00 PM (CQE5S)

198 She's come undone.
She didn't know what she was headed for.
She never even broke the stratosphere,
But it was too-oo late! Ohooooo.
It's too late, she touched her fun,
She's Bezos'scrunt.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at April 25, 2025 07:01 PM (VJc7E)

199 Crickets will eat almost anything.

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Heh, I knew I stepped into it right after I hit post. Let me amend that. Is cricket meal considered vegan?

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 25, 2025 07:01 PM (qBdHI)

200 >>Rumor is you and Ace are travelling to Thailand for vacation.


Nope.

I would never in a million years travel to Thailand or Asia.

Basically, if I can't drive there I'm not going there.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2025 07:01 PM (qmgeg)

201 Why isn't Congress in prison? I ask myself that every day

Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2025 07:01 PM (oXfCm)

202 185 Can you imagine that furry little fop in MT?

That would be hysterical.
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2025 06:56 PM (qmgeg)

Drift-fishing on the Missouri river?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2025 06:59 PM (8zz6B)

Maybe he'd like to be asked!

Posted by: m at April 25, 2025 07:01 PM (CQE5S)

203 It's not merely the fear of being ostracized the controls women, but what the Left expertly does is manipulate them through their give-a-fuck gene which is there (purportedly - you should meet my mother) to help them care for children and be nurses etc.

The commies tell you they are the Party That Cares and why would the Party That Cares lie about something like that?

Posted by: ... at April 25, 2025 07:02 PM (E0p3T)

204 Vegan. Butcher.

You mean a greengrocer?

Posted by: DaveL at April 25, 2025 07:02 PM (9w232)

205 I would never in a million years travel to Thailand or Asia.

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Thailand is worth the trip just for the durian.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2025 07:02 PM (hY4dx)

206 So is Pinochet acceptable or do we have to do the full Franco?
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Francisco Franco is still dead...

Posted by: Crusader at April 25, 2025 07:02 PM (TN0g+)

207 >>Drift-fishing on the Missouri river?


How long you think ace lasts in his first fly fishing lesson before I make him cry / or he hooks himself / or Both?

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2025 07:02 PM (qmgeg)

208 Traditionally women spent tons of time in the village doing communal work with the others. This fed their talking abilities, but meant not fitting in was something to be feared.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 25, 2025 06:59 PM (n7h9X)
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Also, for most of human history, a woman's life was dominated by reproduction. Repeated pregnancy, childbirth, nursing, etc. took up almost all of their time and energy, so having social support was critical in surviving.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 07:02 PM (YqDXo)

209 You know, the thing I've never understood about the "Christ killer" Jew hate is that he came in order for that specific event to occur. Assuming the Sanhedrin had been "better people" (or, I suppose, Pilate had a spine) rather than the equivalent of modern politicians, GOD would have achieved his ends via different means. Not to mention the fact that they would have, presumably inadvertently, been thwarting HIS will. Even assuming that all Jews, for all time, bear the burden of the actions of people over 2000 years in the past, they were acting as GOD required, albeit unknowingly.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 25, 2025 06:57 PM (ExV1e)

They didn't hate the Jews because of Christ-killing, they accused them of Christ-killing because they hated Jews first.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 25, 2025 07:02 PM (n7h9X)

210 Wait, I need this explained further. Who was the Trump in the Passion Narrative? Pilate? The Pharisees? Herod?

If anything, Trump is the disrupter, the rebel.

He's also the one who the state persecuted and tried to kill. Twice.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 25, 2025 06:32 PM (ZOv7s


It would have to be Pilate. Admittedly, I'm an awful Christian but I'm pretty sure that the Pharisees didn't do more than agitate for HIS arrest. As for Herod, wasn't he dead prior to the crucifixion?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 25, 2025 07:03 PM (ExV1e)

211 Traditionally women spent tons of time in the village doing communal work with the others. This fed their talking abilities, but meant not fitting in was something to be feared.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 25, 2025 06:59 PM (n7h9X)
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In a morally grounded society, this is a tremendous strength. Women enforce a sense of decency, policing each other as well as supporting the men.

But this has all been subverted, and women have been brainwashed to think that killing babies is the highest good and that the ideal outcome is to have 10 cats will living in a rent-subsidized apartment while working as a barista and carrying $200,000 in student loans for that masters in gender studies.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 25, 2025 07:03 PM (ZOv7s)

212 You are wise as usual to go easy on Kash, et al. They are facing odds we cannot even imagine when it comes to lawfare and the unlimited resources of the federal govt.

I am positive they are facing the impossible; give them time to unbreakable inctments.

Posted by: Danimal28 at April 25, 2025 07:03 PM (nT4HF)

213 198 She's come undone.
She didn't know what she was headed for.
She never even broke the stratosphere,
But it was too-oo late! Ohooooo.
It's too late, she touched her fun,
She's Bezos'scrunt.
Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at April 25, 2025 07:01 PM (VJc7E)

undone --> undun (The Guess Who)

Posted by: m at April 25, 2025 07:03 PM (CQE5S)

214

Ladies. Gentlemen. I think we are overlooking the most important factor here. David French is still a cuck fag

Posted by: imp at April 25, 2025 07:04 PM (g6TN6)

215 Women SURVIVE by perceiving and joining consensus.

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This applied to me...when I was in high school. At 29, I don't give one rat's backside what the consensus of women might be. I'm usually on the opposite side of their consensus anyway. I'm probably not the only 'ette that feels that way.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 25, 2025 07:04 PM (qBdHI)

216 So is Pinochet acceptable or do we have to do the full Franco?

Dead serious, I would support either. Republic is dead, can't be revived. We're down to which groups survive to start over.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at April 25, 2025 07:04 PM (McYvC)

217 Yellow mustard is great on grilled hot dogs and that's it.

Plain bagel. Microwave 30 seconds. Yellow mustard. 2 slices bologna.

Heaven.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 25, 2025 07:05 PM (ExV1e)

218 “ MarcusT, mmmmmm cabrito
Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2025 06:56 PM (oXfCm)”

Friend of mine took me to a small ranch down here in South Texas. That guy slow cooked the cabrito over a mesquite fire. It was magnificent.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2025 07:05 PM (NdPqb)

219 DMV news says the California has surged ahead of Japan to be the 4th largest economy in the world. Wonder if CA surged or Japan dropped back?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 25, 2025 07:05 PM (MJMyx)

220 I used to have a different nic, I love you , guy. The script was already written and everyone else was a bit part player.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2025 07:05 PM (oXfCm)

221 They didn't hate the Jews because of Christ-killing, they accused them of Christ-killing because they hated Jews first.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 25, 2025 07:02 PM (n7h9X)
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This is just silly. Who even had contact with Jews until the Disaspora? The Irish, Germans, Spanish, etc. were busy sharpening their knives for the moment Jewish refugees came within arms' reach?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 25, 2025 07:05 PM (ZOv7s)

222 220 I used to have a different nic, I love you , guy. The script was already written and everyone else was a bit part player.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2025 07:05 PM (oXfCm)

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*nods knowingly*

Posted by: A Calvinist at April 25, 2025 07:06 PM (hY4dx)

223 Why are women so uniquely susceptible to stupid crap like this?


They are intuitively empathetic.

They see baby animals and they go Full Retard.
-----------
Let's consider the implications...

Posted by: Crusader at April 25, 2025 06:59 PM (TN0g+)
____________

Bear Gryll has a series of videos of men and women on an uninhabited island. The guys seemed to actually enjoy themselves (roughing it, camping, fishing, hanging out with the guys), whereas the gals ended up blubbing and bitching at each other, and refusing to kill animals for food.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 07:06 PM (YqDXo)

224 Dead serious, I would support either. Republic is dead, can't be revived. We're down to which groups survive to start over.
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at April 25, 2025 07:04 PM (McYvC)
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Wow, that's great. I think I'll have another gin.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 25, 2025 07:06 PM (ZOv7s)

225 We should start a GoFundMe campaign for Michele "Big Mike" Obama. Something must be done to smooth her path and ease her pain.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 25, 2025 07:06 PM (X+xvk)

226 Nice last Ace post ... is Ace already on the plane to ? Hunt Elk in Montana with Garrett? Or maybe a shelf building trip to Switzerland? Or a romantic getaway with some special woman ... future mother of his children?

We await the news, but ... will probably be disappointed.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 25, 2025 07:07 PM (Cus5s)

227 It would have to be Pilate. Admittedly, I'm an awful Christian but I'm pretty sure that the Pharisees didn't do more than agitate for HIS arrest. As for Herod, wasn't he dead prior to the crucifixion?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 25, 2025 07:03 PM (ExV1e)

Herod the Great was the Herod of Christ's birth. At the Crucifixion it would be a different Herod (Antipas). I think in Acts of the Apostles it was Herod Agrippa.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 25, 2025 07:07 PM (n7h9X)

228 "Vegan "butcher" complains has her "vegan butcher shop" goes bankrupt."

Did they run out of vegans to butcher?

Posted by: fd at April 25, 2025 07:07 PM (vFG9F)

229

The Sanhedrin hated Christ and hated that he was able to actually heal people, discuss the scriptures, and put them in their place. They wanted him dead. The crowd said let it be on our heads and that of our children in the gospels. That doesn't mean that they could do that. As the Epistles and Christ Himself pointed out, man was no longer going to be punished for the sins of his father

Posted by: imp at April 25, 2025 07:08 PM (g6TN6)

230 Lesbo lady has one of them lesbo lady wigs.

Posted by: fd at April 25, 2025 07:08 PM (vFG9F)

231 Wonder if CA surged or Japan dropped back?

Posted by: Braenyard


Yen down bigly. It is all numerical and not physical.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 25, 2025 07:08 PM (Zhfc2)

232 I thought Pascal's best look was when Denzel.Washington threw him off the tower onto the rocks below in Equalizer 2.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 25, 2025 07:08 PM (W/lyH)

233 I guess the vegans were hard to clean

Posted by: gKWVE at April 25, 2025 07:08 PM (gVhuc)

234 Wow, that's great. I think I'll have another gin.

Victory ? My favorite. Granted, also my only.

Posted by: Winston Smith at April 25, 2025 07:09 PM (McYvC)

235 >> Wow, that's great. I think I'll have another gin.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 25, 2025 07:06 PM (ZOv7s)

Is it time to drink out of the bottle?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2025 07:09 PM (NdPqb)

236 My standard first date when I lived in CA was Ruth's Chris.
Sure fire way to weed out the ...well, Californians liberal transplants from the Northeast.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 07:09 PM (YqDXo)

237 "I guess the vegans were hard to clean
Posted by: gKWVE "

You have to brine 'em.

Posted by: fd at April 25, 2025 07:10 PM (vFG9F)

238

In other words, Jews chose the worst of all possible options by listening to their leaders. See Schumer, Chuck.

Posted by: imp at April 25, 2025 07:10 PM (g6TN6)

239 215 Women SURVIVE by perceiving and joining consensus.
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It's a genetic endowment for the perpetuation of the species
and perplexion to half of the males.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 25, 2025 07:10 PM (MJMyx)

240 We should start a GoFundMe campaign for Michele "Big Mike" Obama. Something must be done to smooth her path and ease her pain.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 25, 2025 07:06 PM (X+xvk)
________________

Fentanyl works wonders.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 07:10 PM (YqDXo)

241 Where I'm from, the Vegan Butcher Shop is known as "the produce section."

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 25, 2025 07:10 PM (X+xvk)

242 >I don't normally follow Football news of any kind but the drama of Deion Sanders' son not making the first round draft of the NFL is delicious tears.
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NY Giants passed on Sanders in the 1st round, and picked QB Jaxson Dart from Ole Miss
A white guy from the south? The horror!

Posted by: Don Black at April 25, 2025 07:10 PM (AOsQT)

243 Bear Gryll has a series of videos of men and women on an uninhabited island. The guys seemed to actually enjoy themselves (roughing it, camping, fishing, hanging out with the guys), whereas the gals ended up blubbing and bitching at each other, and refusing to kill animals for food.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 07:06 PM (YqDXo)

Thats pretty funny. Best seen being summarized TY commentor summarizing it with some wit. There was some trauma on the male side, but one argument turned out well when a man scorned for 'wasting time' trying to repair a fish net managed to break thru and catch many fish and was celebrated, and his main detractor apologized.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 25, 2025 07:10 PM (n7h9X)

244 Did they run out of vegans to butcher?

They're like bluegill. You have to clean a whole lot just to get very little.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at April 25, 2025 07:11 PM (McYvC)

245 And yes, they're saying they're on equal footing with Christ. Like all sane humble people.

Posted by: ... at April 25, 2025 07:11 PM (E0p3T)

246 what sort of things does a vegan butcher chop up?

Posted by: Don Black at April 25, 2025 07:11 PM (AOsQT)

247 Is it time to drink out of the bottle?
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2025 07:09 PM (NdPqb)
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No. Too hard to get the ice into the bottle. Easier to pour into a glass with the ice already in it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 25, 2025 07:11 PM (ZOv7s)

248 @Deplorable Jay Guevara,

Heh!

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 25, 2025 07:11 PM (X+xvk)

249 "Jews chose the worst of all possible options by listening to their leaders"

Ah, you read my book.

Posted by: Flavius Josephus at April 25, 2025 07:12 PM (gVhuc)

250 Herod the Great was the Herod of Christ's birth. At the Crucifixion it would be a different Herod (Antipas). I think in Acts of the Apostles it was Herod Agrippa.

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Herod Antipas was the ethnarch of Israel until 4 A.D. After that, it was placed under direct Roman rule.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2025 07:12 PM (hY4dx)

251 Friend of mine took me to a small ranch down here in South Texas. That guy slow cooked the cabrito over a mesquite fire. It was magnificent.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2025 07:05 PM (NdPqb)
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That's probably how the vagrants living in California's mesquite-covered canyons succeed in starting so many wildfires.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 07:12 PM (YqDXo)

252 Bitchface Obama has a net worth of 70 MILLION DOLLARS and was the FIRST LADY [sic] of the United States of America -- but it (I don't want to misgender!) is STILL whining about our country???

The. Mind. Boggles.

Posted by: Beverly at April 25, 2025 07:13 PM (Epeb0)

253 >I don't normally follow Football news of any kind but the drama of Deion Sanders' son not making the first round draft of the NFL is delicious tears.
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NY Giants passed on Sanders in the 1st round, and picked QB Jaxson Dart from Ole Miss
A white guy from the south? The horror!
Posted by: Don Black at April 25, 2025 07:10 PM (AOsQT)

Don't know a lot about the situation, but I'd be a bit worried that a player hand guided by a famous dad to the extend of coaching his who career might not let him go in the NFL. And in NY!

Not sure Cleveland will be better for him though.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 25, 2025 07:13 PM (n7h9X)

254 Anyone remember the Jon Lovitz-era SNL sketch about healing the animosity between the blacks and Jews, and during the meeting it comes out that the ROMANS, not the Jews akshually killed Jesus, and so the rappers start talking about poppin' caps into dagos.

You know, when SNL was funny.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 25, 2025 07:13 PM (ZOv7s)

255 My standard first date when I lived in CA was Ruth's Chris.
Sure fire way to weed out the ...well, Californians liberal transplants from the Northeast.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 07:09 PM (YqDXo)


And then she goes and orders the lobster.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 25, 2025 07:13 PM (W/lyH)

256 See Schumer, Chuck.
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I don't understand why we pretend we're advancing as a civilization and yet an idiot like Schumer can display un-cooked meat on a grill (with CHEESE on top!) and yet not a soul in his own party took any shots at him? I mean, that's just a mind-numbingly STUPID act by an alleged "leader" and the Democrats just all whistled and pretended nothing had happened.

Posted by: Crusader at April 25, 2025 07:13 PM (TN0g+)

257 >> No. Too hard to get the ice into the bottle. Easier to pour into a glass with the ice already in it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 25, 2025 07:11 PM (ZOv7s)

I’m not suppose to drink anymore, save the occasional beer. The only thing I really miss is bourbon. Oh, and for some reason there’s still a bottle of Stoli in the freezer.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2025 07:13 PM (NdPqb)

258 Where I'm from, the Vegan Butcher Shop is known as "the produce section."
Posted by: Sam Adams at April 25, 2025 07:10 PM (X+xvk)

Evergreen:

https://youtu.be/KmK0bZl4ILM

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2025 07:13 PM (8zz6B)

259 Bitchface Obama has a net worth of 70 MILLION DOLLARS and was the FIRST LADY [sic] of the United States of America -- but it (I don't want to misgender!) is STILL whining about our country???

The. Mind. Boggles.
Posted by: Beverly at April 25, 2025 07:13 PM (Epeb0)

how do you think she made the 70 million.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 25, 2025 07:14 PM (n7h9X)

260 My cowshit and fish semen casserole restaurant failed as welll.

Where's my government subsidy?

She goes by "Suzy Spoon" because she's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

>
Sure fire way to weed out the ...well, Californians liberal transplants from the Northeast.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 07:09 PM (YqDXo)

We Alaskans enjoy taking people to one of the many local restaurants that serve reindeer sausage.

"And now you know what happens to the reindeer that don't make the cut for Santa's team."


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 25, 2025 07:14 PM (W5ArC)

261 Vodka belongs in the freezer. It does. Forget about it.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 25, 2025 07:15 PM (QSrLX)

262

I have never understood people who are very wealthy feel like they still have to control the world.

For goodness sake, enjoy your money. (except you assholes who stole it from us)

Posted by: four seasons at April 25, 2025 07:15 PM (3ek7K)

263 Oldcat, she sold 17 million books, man

Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2025 07:15 PM (oXfCm)

264 Anyone remember the Jon Lovitz-era SNL sketch about healing the animosity between the blacks and Jews, and during the meeting it comes out that the ROMANS, not the Jews akshually killed Jesus, and so the rappers start talking about poppin' caps into dagos.
_____________

At the instigation of the Sanhedrin.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 07:15 PM (YqDXo)

265 >> We Alaskans enjoy taking people to one of the many local restaurants that serve reindeer sausage.

That stuff is magnificent. It’s like crack.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2025 07:16 PM (NdPqb)

266 Why are women so uniquely susceptible to stupid crap like this? Social pressure, what?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 06:56 PM (YqDXo)

They are in general enslaved to their emotions to the point they will destroy themselves, their children, their husbands, their families if it is consonance with their immediate feelz, as generated by whatever the Current Thing is. There's a reason why the capricious, unpredictable, violently destructive and callous forces of disaster in this world are called Mother Nature.

Posted by: Left uncontained they annihilate without compunction at April 25, 2025 07:16 PM (TbWk/)

267 Don't know a lot about the situation, but I'd be a bit worried that a player hand guided by a famous dad to the extend of coaching his who career might not let him go in the NFL. And in NY!

Not sure Cleveland will be better for him though.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 25, 2025 07:13 PM (n7h9X)
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I think Deion is the only coach his kid has ever had. From high school through JuCo and then Colorado.

Yeah, neat stats, but is he coachable by anyone else?

Oh, and retiring his number certainly won't give him an ego...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 25, 2025 07:16 PM (ZOv7s)

268 259 Bitchface Obama has a net worth of 70 MILLION DOLLARS and was the FIRST LADY [sic] of the United States of America -- but it (I don't want to misgender!) is STILL whining about our country???

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Take comfort in the fact that even with all the money, that complaining harridan will always be raging mad and miserable.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2025 07:16 PM (hY4dx)

269 That's probably how the vagrants living in California's mesquite-covered canyons succeed in starting so many wildfires.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 07:12 PM (YqDXo)

The Power company still has em beat.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 25, 2025 07:16 PM (n7h9X)

270 what sort of things does a vegan butcher chop up?

Anything you can grow in the garden. I prefer cauliflower, tomatoes, and cucumbers. Then, get this, eat 'em uncooked. Just imagine the scene from Sausage Party.

He's peeling my fooking skin !!!!

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at April 25, 2025 07:16 PM (McYvC)

271 Mooch would be like a million other grifters if she had not met Barky. Sort of like Hillary but not as ambitious.

Posted by: fd at April 25, 2025 07:16 PM (vFG9F)

272 My standard first date when I lived in CA was Ruth's Chris.
Sure fire way to weed out the ...well, Californians liberal transplants from the Northeast.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 07:09 PM (YqDXo)

And then she goes and orders the lobster.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 25, 2025 07:13 PM (W/lyH)
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The surf and turf, pecks away at it, then takes most of it home.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 07:16 PM (YqDXo)

273 Been trying to make a pizza the last hour and half, got something resemble as one in the oven finally

Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2025 07:17 PM (ypFCm)

274 Bitchface Obama has a net worth of 70 MILLION DOLLARS and was the FIRST LADY [sic] of the United States of America -- but it (I don't want to misgender!) is STILL whining about our country???

The. Mind. Boggles.
Posted by: Beverly at April 25, 2025 07:13 PM (Epeb0)

Envy is a renewable resource.

Posted by: ... at April 25, 2025 07:17 PM (E0p3T)

275 At the instigation of the Sanhedrin.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 07:15 PM (YqDXo)
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You're ruining the joke.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 25, 2025 07:17 PM (ZOv7s)

276 You're selling semen??

Posted by: Fravid Dench at April 25, 2025 07:17 PM (gVhuc)

277 "Even assuming that all Jews, for all time, bear the burden of the actions of people over 2000 years in the past, they were acting as GOD required, albeit unknowingly."

"The Jews" are not one united group. Most of the Jews listened to Jesus ... sermon on the mount and other occasions. (JJ speaks of the current "self gassing Jews)

As always, groups get big then get taken over by evil forces. The recent pope for instance, but OT history has occasions of a few faithful Jews having to hide in caves, from the corrupted institution.

Corruption of large institutions is an OT theme. (Noah, Sodom and Gomorrah, others). No Group is universally United. Evil infiltrates and divides ... and conquers.

Even Apostle Paul said those that had stood wth hi had turned against him, and he names a few that stood faithful. The "remnant" of faithful are (generally) Never the Large Group.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 25, 2025 07:17 PM (Cus5s)

278 Oldcat, she sold 17 million books, man
Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2025 07:15 PM (oXfCm)

Many of which are now at the bottom of the ocean, providing a basis for new reefs.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 25, 2025 07:18 PM (VNX3d)

279 Admittedly, I'm an awful Christian but I'm pretty sure that the Pharisees didn't do more than agitate for HIS arrest.

Umm, they tried to stone Him to death.

Pilate said he found no fault in Jesus, offered him up for release, to which the Jewish mob cried "Crucify! Crucify! The Pilate washed his hands (literally and figuratively) of the sentencing, to which the Jewish mob cried "His blood be on our hands, and the hands of our children."

Other than that, they bear no responsibility in the matter.

Posted by: At least be honest at April 25, 2025 07:18 PM (RihOl)

280 I don't understand why we pretend we're advancing as a civilization and yet an idiot like Schumer can display un-cooked meat on a grill (with CHEESE on top!) and yet not a soul in his own party took any shots at him? I mean, that's just a mind-numbingly STUPID act by an alleged "leader" and the Democrats just all whistled and pretended nothing had happened.

Posted by: Crusader at April 25, 2025 07:13 PM (TN0g+)
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I wanted to see him eat that essentially uncooked burger, and become violently ill.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 07:18 PM (YqDXo)

281 Been trying to make a pizza the last hour and half, got something resemble as one in the oven finally
Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2025 07:17 PM (ypFCm)
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I ate my first pepperoni pizza since Ash Wednesday an hour ago, and washed it down with my first beer since then.

It was sublime.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 25, 2025 07:18 PM (ZOv7s)

282 The surf and turf, pecks away at it, then takes most of it home.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 07:16 PM (YqDXo)

Yay!

Posted by: Her Cats at April 25, 2025 07:19 PM (8zz6B)

283 Bitchface Obama has a net worth of 70 MILLION DOLLARS and was the FIRST LADY [sic] of the United States of America -- but it (I don't want to misgender!) is STILL whining about our country???

Nothing is ever enough. Eve had Eden, a perfect paradise on earth - but it wasn't enough. Had to go eat the forbidden fruit because she wanted more than the perfect state of existence God had given. Granted it was all a setup but it gives some insight on base female nature.

Posted by: And she was created directly by God - let that sink in at April 25, 2025 07:19 PM (TbWk/)

284 what if everybody is wrong about everything?

Posted by: runner at April 25, 2025 07:19 PM (g47mK)

285 Should be tell them the life and death of Christ was preordained on the Old Testament? Nah.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2025 07:19 PM (NdPqb)

286 Posted by: Left uncontained they annihilate without compunction at April 25, 2025 07:16 PM

So I guess you had a miserable mother and a bitter divorce, eh?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2025 07:20 PM (tJHAE)

287 The Power company still has em beat.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 25, 2025 07:16 PM (n7h9X)
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Lessee, we've got a potential source of sparks, and bone-dry vegetation (aka "tinder") underneath.

Nope, I don't see any problem.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 07:20 PM (YqDXo)

288 258 Where I'm from, the Vegan Butcher Shop is known as "the produce section."
Posted by: Sam Adams at April 25, 2025 07:10 PM (X+xvk)

Evergreen:

https://youtu.be/KmK0bZl4ILM

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Ha!

"Carrot juice constitutes murder!" slew me.

Also loved the "Give Peas a Chance" signs.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 25, 2025 07:20 PM (X+xvk)

289 what if everybody is wrong about everything?
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2025 07:19 PM (g47mK)


apparently we would be forced to blame that on the Jews. And justify the pogroms that way too.

Jesus Fucking Christ, people.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 25, 2025 07:21 PM (D7oie)

290
I don't think Jesus *ucked.

Posted by: four seasons at April 25, 2025 07:21 PM (3ek7K)

291 I had a miserable mother so I found a wife that was everything she isn't.

Posted by: ... at April 25, 2025 07:22 PM (E0p3T)

292 I wasn’t aware there is an Apostate Bible Study Group here. Gee, you just don’t know about some people.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2025 07:22 PM (NdPqb)

293 I am going to with... everybody is wrong about everything.

Posted by: runner at April 25, 2025 07:22 PM (g47mK)

294 Freisler died in a building collapse related to bombing, I thought? Same same, basically. Shame he didn't survive to have his neck stretched after the festivities ended. Amazing that apparently he was not a model for DC Circuit judges, or for Kennedy in his Obergefell atrocity, because his rants fit right in.

Birria is the latest teen craze in SoCal taco shops, using beef instead of goat of course. Beef's good, goat would be great and different. Imagine one could find some goat birria in LA if one looked, but I haven't.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2025 07:22 PM (1m82a)

295 At the instigation of the Sanhedrin.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 07:15 PM (YqDXo)

Yeah the Passion Plays usually make that clear. Sometimes going too far in the line of making him compassionate. Likely a ham-fisted dude who cared little for local politics. In one instance a Roman whipped his tool out at Jewish festival and they went Berserk and Rioted. Pilate called in the Army and the mob panicked and many civilians were crushed trying to get away.

Reading a sufficiently detailed history of Judea in that period makes you think since the Jews then were as nutty as Islamists today.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 25, 2025 07:22 PM (n7h9X)

296 I don't think Jesus *ucked.

So he WAS married!!!

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at April 25, 2025 07:22 PM (McYvC)

297 "what if everybody is wrong about everything?
Posted by: runner"

Impossible. I am right about everything. Just ask Mrs fd.

Posted by: fd at April 25, 2025 07:22 PM (vFG9F)

298 284 what if everybody is wrong about everything?
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2025 07:19 PM (g47mK)

Wouldn't that be interesting? Maybe we're all living a simulation and everything we think we know is a fabrication. Far-fetched but it would explain a few things.

Posted by: Like fuckin' magnets. How do they work? at April 25, 2025 07:22 PM (TbWk/)

299 "The Jews" are not one united group. Most of the Jews listened to Jesus ... sermon on the mount and other occasions. (JJ speaks of the current "self gassing Jews)

Posted by: illiniwek at April 25, 2025 07:17 PM (Cus5s)
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The term "Arab Christians" is pure propaganda. They are as Arab as I am. They are the descendants of the Jews who converted to Christianity in the time of Christ. The notion that the Arabs who overran the Levant in the 7th Century AD would somehow product Christian converts is absurd.

The Chaldean Catholic liturgy still uses the actual Aramaic, which is as familiar to them as Shakespearean English is to us.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 25, 2025 07:23 PM (ZOv7s)

300 > salad shooter

What do you call a vegan with diarrhea?


Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at April 25, 2025 07:23 PM (W5ArC)

301 Marcus T, I don't imagine Cusack and a Bible are well acquainted.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2025 07:23 PM (oXfCm)

302 I’m not suppose to drink anymore, save the occasional beer. The only thing I really miss is bourbon. Oh, and for some reason there’s still a bottle of Stoli in the freezer.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2025 07:13 PM (NdPqb)
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For medicinal purposes, amirite?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 07:23 PM (YqDXo)

303 Lessee, we've got a potential source of sparks, and bone-dry vegetation (aka "tinder") underneath.

Nope, I don't see any problem.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 07:20 PM (YqDXo)

And laws against cutting the tinder back, too.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 25, 2025 07:23 PM (n7h9X)

304 Simulation of what?

Posted by: ... at April 25, 2025 07:24 PM (E0p3T)

305 I wasn’t aware there is an Apostate Bible Study Group here. Gee, you just don’t know about some people.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2025 07:22 PM (NdPqb)
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Apostate or heretic?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 25, 2025 07:24 PM (ZOv7s)

306 Ruth's Chris for a first date? I guess if she were a smoking goddess of hawtness. Kinda pricey for a preliminary reconnaissance, though.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2025 07:24 PM (1m82a)

307 Well, I guess he showed her.

Chinese man gets in argument with girlfriend, jumps out hotel window

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 25, 2025 07:24 PM (L/fGl)

308 Kindltot is right as usual

Posted by: gKWhatever at April 25, 2025 07:25 PM (gVhuc)

309 >> Apostate or heretic?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 25, 2025 07:24 PM (ZOv7s)

Do you have a coin I can borrow?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2025 07:25 PM (NdPqb)

310 "Simulation of what?
Posted by: ... "

Your reality.

Posted by: fd at April 25, 2025 07:25 PM (vFG9F)

311 This YT channel takes historic photos and AI animates them.

https://youtu.be/MiNujvkb3L4?si=kKUEafUUJnEwREP4

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2025 07:26 PM (YwEeS)

312 Do you have a coin I can borrow?
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2025 07:25 PM (NdPqb)
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There is a difference. You can be a heretic without ever being an apostate.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 25, 2025 07:26 PM (ZOv7s)

313 "Simulation of what?
Posted by: ... "

Your reality.
Posted by: fd at April 25, 2025 07:25 PM (vFG9F)

I reject your reality and replace it with my own.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 25, 2025 07:26 PM (VNX3d)

314 And she was created directly by God - let that sink in at April 25, 2025 07:19 PM (TbWk/)

And why did you have to change your handle at least twice in one thread?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2025 07:26 PM (tJHAE)

315 303 Lessee, we've got a potential source of sparks, and bone-dry vegetation (aka "tinder") underneath.

Nope, I don't see any problem.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 07:20 PM (YqDXo)

And laws against cutting the tinder back, too.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 25, 2025 07:23 PM (n7h9X)
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It's probably some endangered cockroachs' habitat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 07:26 PM (YqDXo)

316 304 Simulation of what?
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2025 07:24 PM (E0p3T)

Existence. It's a dream we have inside a locked room. A dream about being a person.

Posted by: It's all an illusion, man at April 25, 2025 07:26 PM (TbWk/)

317 >> For medicinal purposes, amirite?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 07:23 PM (YqDXo)

You are correct. It’s a “break glass” contingency.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2025 07:27 PM (NdPqb)

318 The left is 100% all in on how its unthinkable to arrest a judge. They cannot help stomping on rakes, its hilarious.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 07:27 PM (2VST1)

319 Your reality.
Posted by: fd at April 25, 2025 07:25 PM (vFG9F)

Yeah you wouldn't want to be in that.

Posted by: ... at April 25, 2025 07:27 PM (E0p3T)

320 Thanks for all of the great work, Ace! Enjoy your week off - you've more than earned it.

Posted by: Retired, thank God! at April 25, 2025 07:27 PM (9BIt9)

321 Ruth's Chris for a first date? I guess if she were a smoking goddess of hawtness. Kinda pricey for a preliminary reconnaissance, though.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2025 07:24 PM (1m82a)

Exactly. I'm thinking 7-11 and Night Train.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 25, 2025 07:27 PM (NRF0d)

322 271 Mooch would be like a million other grifters if she had not met Barky. Sort of like Hillary but not as ambitious.

Posted by: fd

She's staggeringly wealthy, and got there without doing half of the work that Hillary did. Impressive, in a Bernie Sanders "Didn't Earn It" kind of way.

And much like Hillary, she's dissatisfied, eternally complaining, always needing more.

I just wonder if we'll ever be allowed to know why she, Mooch, isn't allowed to practice law. (She did have a law license, didn't she?)

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 25, 2025 07:27 PM (X+xvk)

323 Exactly. I'm thinking 7-11 and Night Train.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 25, 2025 07:27 PM (NRF0d)

Circle K and Four Lokos

Posted by: These 1%era get on my nerves at April 25, 2025 07:28 PM (TbWk/)

324 The left is 100% all in on how its unthinkable to arrest a judge. They cannot help stomping on rakes, its hilarious.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 07:27 PM (2VST1)
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But calling for the assassination of one (e.g., Kavanaugh) is A-OK. I mean, they weren't proposing to arrest him now, were they?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 07:28 PM (YqDXo)

325

I'm not Jewish, but I can predict the weather.

Our furniture and stuff from Columbia SC is supposed to be delivered next week to our home here in Wyoming.

Blizzard alert, lmao

Posted by: four seasons at April 25, 2025 07:28 PM (3ek7K)

326 "Your reality.
Posted by: fd at April 25, 2025 07:25 PM (vFG9F)

Yeah you wouldn't want to be in that.
Posted by: ... "

My reality is the only one I can depend on.

Posted by: fd at April 25, 2025 07:28 PM (vFG9F)

327 That DUI guy should be taken just across the border into Mexico. The parents of the two boys should be informed exactly where. ICE should "release" him into their custody for half an hour. Then retake custody of whatever is left and move it to a proper release point, well away from the border.

Posted by: GWB at April 25, 2025 07:29 PM (ij5yP)

328 Now I know what to do for this weekend's Food Thread: butcher a cabbage!

I'll let you all know how it goes.

Posted by: Bombadil at April 25, 2025 07:29 PM (MX0bI)

329 306 Ruth's Chris for a first date? I guess if she were a smoking goddess of hawtness. Kinda pricey for a preliminary reconnaissance, though.
Posted by: rhomboid


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Well, not today, but back when a first date was big deal. Nowadays I think people have 3 or 4 first dates a week (I am long out of the dating demographic.)

But yeah, not for non-serious dates, but for ones I wanted to impress. Also, being single I did not have much chance to spend my money or eat good meals, so it was worth the money.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 25, 2025 07:29 PM (Zhfc2)

330 I just wonder if we'll ever be allowed to know why she, Mooch, isn't allowed to practice law. (She did have a law license, didn't she?)

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 25, 2025 07:27 PM (X+xvk)
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I believe her law license lapsed, and she blew it off.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2025 07:29 PM (YqDXo)

331 Exactly. I'm thinking 7-11 and Night Train.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 25, 2025 07:27 PM (NRF0d)
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Whoa, whoa, WHOA! Let's not get carried away here.

Val-U-Rite and Kaboom.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 25, 2025 07:29 PM (ZOv7s)

332 Le CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS

Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2025 07:29 PM (ypFCm)

333 The term "Arab Christians" is pure propaganda. They are as Arab as I am. They are the descendants of the Jews who converted to Christianity in the time of Christ.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 25, 2025 07:23 PM (ZOv7s)

Historically Arab Christians more of a post Islam effect, though there may have been some about earlier. The tribes living in the desert between Persia, then Islamic areas and the Levant held by Rome and Byzantium and Persia and Isalamic converted to one religion or the other and sold their cavalry to both sides for scouting, with a side line in Banditry. They used the religious tie to have a tenuous protection from the other rival empire.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 25, 2025 07:29 PM (n7h9X)

334 >> He was despised and rejected by mankind,
a man of suffering, and familiar with pain.
Like one from whom people hide their faces
he was despised, and we held him in low esteem.”

Isaiah 53:3

Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2025 07:30 PM (NdPqb)

335 323 Exactly. I'm thinking 7-11 and Night Train.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 25, 2025 07:27 PM (NRF0d)

Circle K and Four Lokos
Posted by: These 1%era get on my nerves at April 25, 2025 07:28 PM (TbWk/)

Waffle House and bottomless pot of coffee.

Posted by: m at April 25, 2025 07:30 PM (CQE5S)

336 Existence. It's a dream we have inside a locked room. A dream about being a person.
Posted by: It's all an illusion, man at April 25, 2025 07:26 PM (TbWk/)

That may be all it is but is it shared or are you the only one being simulated to? If it's shared then that may as well just be existence itself since there is no fundamental way to discern otherwise. If it's just you then you are just as likely to be God and yourself in this simulation in which case that's where it starts to get weird.

Posted by: ... at April 25, 2025 07:30 PM (E0p3T)

337 Cusack's tweet is like watching a monomaniac play madlibs. He just fills in blanks with spittle-flecked words from a very small list that he keeps using over and over and over.

Its sad too because he used to be so reliably great in everything. Some of his movies are in my favorite all time list like Gross Point Blank and Better Off Dead. But the guy just cannot seem to help himself, and in the most hamfisted, incompetent ways.

That said... there might be a reason for it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 07:30 PM (2VST1)

338 Oh speaking of endangered bugs, that wasp crawling around my upper window finally fell off and crawled around my floor. Dunno why it even entered my house if it was going to be miserable in it.
I flushed it.

Posted by: gKWhatever at April 25, 2025 07:30 PM (gVhuc)

339 Chinese man gets in argument with girlfriend, jumps out hotel window

The bitch is clazy. I can't risten to hel shit anymole.

Posted by: Chinese Man at April 25, 2025 07:31 PM (McYvC)

340 300 > salad shooter

What do you call a vegan with diarrhea?


Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent

*howling!*

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 25, 2025 07:31 PM (X+xvk)

341 There was a very hawt Assyrian cardiologist (who understood Aramaic), she had a nice accent, and was stunned someone could talk (a bit) of shop re northern Iraq. But events intervened. That was a first (and last) date, restaurant was a very authentic Eye-talian place that was like being in Rome. Still, not as $$ as Ruth's Chris.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2025 07:31 PM (1m82a)

342 Now I know what to do for this weekend's Food Thread: butcher a cabbage!

I'll let you all know how it goes.
Posted by: Bombadil at April 25, 2025 07:29 PM (MX0bI)


Green for kraut or red for German cabbage (which is an addiction)?

Posted by: RickZ at April 25, 2025 07:31 PM (gKDq2)

343 329 306 Ruth's Chris for a first date? I guess if she were a smoking goddess of hawtness. Kinda pricey for a preliminary reconnaissance, though.
Posted by: rhomboid

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It would be a high-steaks move (SWIDT?) since the opportunities for an embarrassing pratfall or clueless faux pas are much greater at a nice joint, but some guys like the tightrope aspect of it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2025 07:31 PM (hY4dx)

344 There was an article I read a while back where some pretty famous guys who are basically over with their careers were talking about Hollywood and how it destroys your soul and what you have to do to get anywhere. And while we're all pretty familiar with the little girls being put through the molestation grinder... so are boys. And not-so boys.

Young men want to make it? Get on your knees boy. Lube up. Those producers and execs want to try out the new hot young actor and you want this part real bad, don't you? Its not just the girls.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 07:32 PM (2VST1)

345
Does anyone remember Steak and Ale?

Posted by: four seasons at April 25, 2025 07:32 PM (3ek7K)

346 You are correct. It’s a “break glass” contingency.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2025 07:27 PM (NdPqb)


MAZELTOV!

I mean . . . Um, what?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 25, 2025 07:33 PM (D7oie)

347 Waffle House and bottomless pot of coffee.
Posted by: m at April 25, 2025 07:30 PM (CQE5S)


Denny's has a special: Buy one breakfast, get a second for a dollar.

Posted by: RickZ at April 25, 2025 07:33 PM (gKDq2)

348 Chinese man gets in argument with girlfriend, jumps out hotel window
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If he was arguing it was a wall, he lost.

Posted by: ... at April 25, 2025 07:33 PM (E0p3T)

349 You know why nobody wants those vegan meat substitutes? They're disgusting. Talk to anyone who works at a restaurant that serves them and nearly all of them would agree. They smell horrible when you cook them, stick to the grill and feel really weird and slimy when raw. Nobody who actually makes these eats them.
After a couple years the hype died down and the general public realized how gross these things are while hardcore vegans didn't eat them in the first place leaving them with no market.

Posted by: Surfperch at April 25, 2025 07:33 PM (bY9l0)

350 Chinese man gets in argument with girlfriend, jumps out hotel window
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At least now she knows what to name their child.

Posted by: ... at April 25, 2025 07:34 PM (E0p3T)

351 @300

What do you call a vegan with diarrhea?


Normal.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at April 25, 2025 07:35 PM (hKoQL)

352 Admittedly, I'm an awful Christian but I'm pretty sure that the Pharisees didn't do more than agitate for HIS arrest.

Umm, they tried to stone Him to death.

Posted by: At least be honest at April 25, 2025 07:18 PM (RihOl)

Don't think so, they did not have the right to capital punishment under Roman Law. So they had to get Pilate's permission to do so.

When the Apostle Paul was similarly brought up on charges, he, as a citizen used his right to appeal to the Emperor in Rome and they had to ship him there.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 25, 2025 07:36 PM (n7h9X)

353 So, why are people who are so utterly convinced of the wrongheadedness of eating meat....

....always trying to come up with a meat substitute?

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 25, 2025 07:36 PM (X+xvk)

354 I have never dated an assyrian, but when I got my hat made for me in Grand Junction the young lady who did so was in her mid 20s, maybe? Tall and lean and brunette, cute. I think she was flirting with me, but maybe that was just her way of keeping customers? Its so hard to tell. But being me, I assumed it wasn't really her being interested in me, because why would she be, I'm an old man with bad health and not a lot of money. But she was talking about stuff like how the leather made her smell when she went home after work (good) and how tall I was.

This is the dilemma guys face ladies. You might not grok this: we can never tell if you're just doing it hoping for tips or being nice or actually interested. For the record I was only in town a day, am not interested in a hook up, and was too tired and not feeling great so no date, and was there with my cousin, so not able to date even if she jumped in my lap and asked for one. Its just... women complain about not being asked on dates or following through in "hints" and that's the problem

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 07:37 PM (2VST1)

355 Does anyone remember Steak and Ale?
Posted by: four seasons at April 25, 2025 07:32 PM (3ek7K)

Had that with a half yard of Ale in St Louis once. A glass one and a half foot tall with a bulb on the bottom for more capacity.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 25, 2025 07:39 PM (n7h9X)

356 There is no substitute for meat.

Posted by: fd at April 25, 2025 07:40 PM (vFG9F)

357 This is the dilemma guys face ladies. You might not grok this: we can never tell if you're just doing it hoping for tips or being nice or actually interested. For the record I was only in town a day, am not interested in a hook up, and was too tired and not feeling great so no date, and was there with my cousin, so not able to date even if she jumped in my lap and asked for one. Its just... women complain about not being asked on dates or following through in "hints" and that's the problem
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2025 07:37 PM (2VST1)

I suggest ladies get a business card set with "I like you" and a name and phone number on it and hand them to the fellow in these situations.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 25, 2025 07:41 PM (n7h9X)

358 "I suggest ladies get a business card set with "I like you" and a name and phone number on it and hand them to the fellow in these situations.

Posted by: Oldcat "

Damn. You really know how to get a guy in trouble, don't you?

Posted by: fd at April 25, 2025 07:42 PM (vFG9F)

359 So, why are people who are so utterly convinced of the wrongheadedness of eating meat....

....always trying to come up with a meat substitute?

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 25, 2025 07:36 PM (X+xvk)

Nutritionally it is extremely hard to deliver the 7 amino acids we can't manufacture ...called "Essential" although they are so unessential that the body can afford to risk going without for a while....lots of dodges need to be done to find and extract that from vegetable sources.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 25, 2025 07:44 PM (n7h9X)

360 "Because Trump won, and the border closed -- the judicial contingency has been implemented. That's where we are now. The plan stays in motion, as they attempt to run out the clock on Trump 47."

Yes, I think most of us already knew this. Question is, what's our plan?

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 25, 2025 07:45 PM (vsTPo)

361 The surf and turf, pecks away at it, then takes most of it home.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Hey, that unemployed drummer "roommate" needs sustenance, too!

Posted by: buddhaha at April 25, 2025 07:46 PM (cIFM2)

362 "Pilate said he found no fault in Jesus, offered him up for release, to which the Jewish mob cried "Crucify! Crucify! The Pilate washed his hands (literally and figuratively) of the sentencing, to which the Jewish mob cried "His blood be on our hands, and the hands of our children."

I view that as the current funded BLM/Antifa "riots". Pilate was perhaps weak, or overwhelmed by the masses, but yeah, it was certain manipulative (corrupted, not faithful) "Jews" that pushed for the crucifixion of Jesus.

Remember JC confronted some of those "Jews" and told them "you are of your father the Devil, and the works of your father you will do". That was not about all faithful Jews, but about these sellouts.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 25, 2025 07:48 PM (Cus5s)

363 "Because Trump won, and the border closed -- the judicial contingency has been implemented. That's where we are now. The plan stays in motion, as they attempt to run out the clock on Trump 47."

Yes, I think most of us already knew this. Question is, what's our plan?
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 25, 2025 07:45 PM (vsTPo)

Well Trump started using other vectors to ship out terrorists. The lawfare is still just delaying the cases in progress. A lot of the current cases have some serious procedural violations that can be exploited. Some judges are being charged of more clumsy obstructionism, which should keep them out of mischief.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 25, 2025 07:50 PM (n7h9X)

364 Damn. You really know how to get a guy in trouble, don't you?
Posted by: fd at April 25, 2025 07:42 PM (vFG9F)

Less trouble than guessing I expect.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 25, 2025 07:52 PM (n7h9X)

365 Early explorers in Antarctica found that packing salted penguins in barrels for the long trip home was a serious mistake, as they later discovered "the black flesh of the body is rank and oily, and has rather a perfumed taste". Many sailors perished rather than consume what was on the mephitic menu, or contracted brain worms from the syphilitic penguin meat.

Subsequent attempts to can penguins failed miserably, as no one in their right mind would even consider eating canned penguin.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at April 25, 2025 07:56 PM (vFG9F)

366 > Subsequent attempts to can penguins failed miserably, as no one in their right mind would even consider eating canned penguin.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at April 25, 2025 07:56 PM (vFG9F)

I'll bet the French would.

Strike that. You did say "no one in their right mind".

Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at April 25, 2025 08:16 PM (W5ArC)

367 > 271 Mooch would be like a million other grifters if she had not met Barky. Sort of like Hillary but not as ambitious.
Posted by: fd at April 25, 2025 07:16 PM (vFG9F)

She'd probably be a corrupt Chicago alderwoman or some such. Of course "corrupt Chicago alderthing" is sort of redundant.

Chi-town is basically a collection of medieval baronies operating under the camouflage of a democracy.

Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at April 25, 2025 08:19 PM (W5ArC)

368 Vegan butcher = salad chef


Posted by: Sam at April 25, 2025 08:50 PM (7jMef)

369

The bottom line on the "Jews and their Descendants" thing is one of the few things that Vatican II got right. No earthly power can supersede God's Authority and scope of condemnation. When Jesus said that a son is no longer responsible for the sins of his father, that was it.

Posted by: imp at April 25, 2025 08:51 PM (g6TN6)

370 Watch some sort of global plague or full nuclear commitment will happen next week and while the living will envy the dead and trying to gather food and fighting off marauders, I will think 'Hah! Ace picked the wrong week to go on vacation! Schmuck.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at April 25, 2025 08:57 PM (7aGvc)

371 Actually Suzie Spoon is fairly hot for her age--and was probably smokin' when she was younger. No metal and no tats (as far as I can see). Hair is one attractive color, and that's about the only thing about her I can see that needs to be fixed.

Posted by: oopsie . . . too late at April 25, 2025 08:59 PM (kvDvI)

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