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The New York Times Hides the Socialist Party Registration of the Pennsylvania Governor's Mansion Arsonist from Its Readers

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Pic from the New York Post

Whoops. One of those inadvertent omissions, I'm sure.

While Balmer's Facebook profile also reportedly contains posts and comments lauding the Black Lives Matter movement and claiming that he's a "registered socialist," The New York Times highlighted posts of his criticizing former President Joe Biden, ignoring ones recognizant of left-leaning politics.

"Mr. Balmer's social media suggested not a particular ideology so much as a deep cynicism, in some posts espousing a libertarian bent bordering on anarchism, in others praising violence. His Facebook posts included rants about big pharma, women and the government," the outlet wrote.

The New York Times did note Balmer exhibited "little sign of any loyalty to any party," but omitted coverage of his posts praising BLM and admitting to socialism.

Some social media users speculated Balmer's apparently self-admitted socialism was simply sarcasm. One such tongue-in-cheek example is a post in which Balmer claimed to have received 27 mail-in ballots.

"The post in which he says he's a socialist, if you actually read it, is clearly sarcastic," Facebook user "Mary Pratt" wrote in response to a post highlighting his apparent confession.

There are, however, other signs pointing towards Balmer's apparent left-leaning radicalism, including a post touting Molotov cocktails, an incendiary device which he allegedly used to set fire to Shapiro's home, according to the complaint. The post displayed a picture of a flaming bottle with the caption, "Be the light you want to see in the world."

While the Molotov cocktail has been used by agitators and protesters linked to both political wings, in recent years it has become a calling card for radical leftists linked with Antifa.

Other left-leaning media figures have also excluded key context surrounding Balmer's apparently left-linked political posts.

"The man being charged with attempted murder, and aggravated arson of Governor Shapiro is Cody Balmer. He has had anti-Biden posts on social media. Another right-wing extremist? MAGA? Hopefully he gets life in prison," left-wing social media creator Ed Krassenstein posted on X.

Trump bought into the first round of first reports, echoing the media's claims that the antifa/BLM arsonist was "just a wackjob" who wasn't attached to either party. I hope he'll be correcting that.

Never, ever believe the media -- about anything.

When I first mentioned this, I assumed this was a failed case of arson, with this antifa/BLM socialist terrorist merely hitting the exterior walls of the mansion with Molotov cocktails.

Nope -- it was serious case of arson. Antifa and BLM have no useful skills, but they are very good at burning buildings.

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Posted by: Ace at 02:56 PM




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1 Because of course they did.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2025 02:55 PM (2UnvF)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

3 The New York Times Hides the Socialist Party Registration of the Pennsylvania Governor's Mansion Arsonist from Its Readers


It wasn't fit to print, Ace. Duh......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

4 This story will now disappear. If he had ever registered as a republican, Trump would've already been impeached.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2025 02:57 PM (2UnvF)

5 "If he were a Republican, we would damn Republicans. Instead, because he's a registered Socialist, we will damn Republicans."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 02:57 PM (GBKbO)

6 And that is the PA Governor's Mansion - not Shapiro's personal residence (not that that would be ok! just it is an official residence). So, probably historic or something.

it's a big loss!

so of course none of the news here is mentioning it at all.

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 16, 2025 02:57 PM (Pv3Rg)

7 What is a kid unfriendly Passover craft?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

8 The New York Times Hides the Socialist Party Registration of the Pennsylvania Governor's Mansion Arsonist from Its Readers

I am SHOCKED! SHOCKED!

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 16, 2025 02:57 PM (91TQ2)

9 Of all the bias examples of the legacy media, this is the most frustrating to me: the way they will emphasize some stories and bury others, or focus on some details of some stories, and cover them up in others. Its so blatant and obvious.

They try to explain it away in terms of social responsibility but really what it comes down to is an attempt to engineer society and create a shared cultural understanding of reality that is not in line with the truth.

Its like how the BBC keeps shoehorning non-whites into white history, until young people are just going to grow up thinking, yeah, Indians and Africans are all over history, going back to Alfred the Great's time. Who was Nigerian, by the way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 02:58 PM (ehZkr)

10 that dude is so Antifa when I asked ChatGPT to show me an Antifa goon it looked just like him

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 16, 2025 02:58 PM (Pv3Rg)

11 6 And that is the PA Governor's Mansion - not Shapiro's personal residence (not that that would be ok! just it is an official residence). So, probably historic or something.

it's a big loss!

so of course none of the news here is mentioning it at all.
Posted by: Black Orchid at April 16, 2025 02:57 PM (Pv3Rg)

======

It's a good thing the Democrat Party retains their stranglehold on social media, or else this story might get out!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 02:58 PM (GBKbO)

12 ignoring ones recognizant of left-leaning politics.
________________

I believe the retard who wrote this was reaching for "redolent."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2025 02:58 PM (YqDXo)

13 *sigh* he's so dreamy!

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at April 16, 2025 02:58 PM (WKe+J)

14 Trump ! Tariffs! Deporting innocent Maryland Fathers ! Destroying Social Security !

Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2025 02:58 PM (VE6XX)

15 "The post in which he says he's a socialist, if you actually read it, is clearly sarcastic," Facebook user "Mary Pratt" wrote in response to a post highlighting his apparent confession.


But Trump is LITERALLY HITLER, right scrunt?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

16 I thought the Governor Mansion was a legit Federal style building from the 1800s, but TIL it was built in 1968.

I think they did a good job of making it look authentic.

Posted by: kallisto at April 16, 2025 02:59 PM (dCxaZ)

17 He forgot to wear his MAGA covid mask.

Posted by: torabora at April 16, 2025 02:59 PM (5GCin)

18 7 What is a kid unfriendly Passover craft?


ha ha probably painting something with oils

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 16, 2025 02:59 PM (Pv3Rg)

19 The NYT is aiding and abetting Marxist revolution in this country.

Posted by: mrp at April 16, 2025 02:59 PM (rj6Yv)

20 "The man being charged with attempted murder, and aggravated arson of Governor Shapiro is Cody Balmer. He has had anti-Biden posts on social media. Another right-wing extremist? MAGA? Hopefully he gets life in prison," left-wing social media creator Ed Krassenstein posted on X.


Hopefully his X feed is full of "Nope! He's one of YOURS!" posts.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

21 Lady cops are a joke. Dangerous to their partners. I resent it.

Posted by: Francis at April 16, 2025 02:59 PM (bbuBP)

22 Its like how the BBC keeps shoehorning non-whites into white history, until young people are just going to grow up thinking, yeah, Indians and Africans are all over history, going back to Alfred the Great's time. Who was Nigerian, by the way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 02:58 PM (ehZkr)
______________

"Isaac Newton was a homeboy who loved basketball and watermelon."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2025 02:59 PM (YqDXo)

23 If this is even a story in the future, it'll be Republicans Pounce. But it's probably just going to be memory-holed until Trump mentions it. At which point the MFM will assure its 7 remaining viewers that Trump is referencing an unproven conspiracy theory.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2025 02:59 PM (2ocoG)

24 He looks like a crazed Russian Monk.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 16, 2025 03:00 PM (pZ64F)

25 7 What is a kid unfriendly Passover craft?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

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Cutting holes in sheets?

Posted by: Cave Johnson at April 16, 2025 03:00 PM (WKe+J)

26 but he wasn't a true socialist so it doesn't count.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 16, 2025 03:00 PM (CWTWj)

27 What is a kid unfriendly Passover craft?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

Well, the first Passover wasn’t very kid-friendly..

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 16, 2025 03:00 PM (l3YAf)

28 24 He looks like a crazed Russian Monk.
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 16, 2025 03:00 PM (pZ64F)

Very much like Rasputin

Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2025 03:00 PM (VE6XX)

29 Nazis also were not socialists according to the left. Never mind that Nazi is short for - get this - National Socialists.

I guess Hitler was also being sarcastic.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 16, 2025 03:01 PM (DKKgv)

30 In case you're wondering why the Josh Shapiro arson story has completely disappeared in less than 24 hours 👇 pic.twitter.com/Lan8konG2p

— Vince Langman (@LangmanVince) April 14, 2025



That's hot boxin' like a PRO, buddy......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

31 His mom was quoted in local media that she was trying to get him help for mental illness but no one could do anything.

Which is true. There is no way to get someone to get back on their meds if they're in the wild. She would have had to get the police to come pick him up by claiming he was trying to kill himself or her. That's the only way she could have gotten him in a psych unit.

Posted by: kallisto at April 16, 2025 03:01 PM (dCxaZ)

32 "Isaac Newton was a homeboy who loved basketball and watermelon."

"Marie Curie had an Afro and invented twerking".

Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2025 03:01 PM (2ocoG)

33 "If you actually read it"

Fuck off, you Clogginsteinian halfwit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2025 03:01 PM (VoAdT)

34 Trump bought into the first round of first reports,

He does that a lot.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 16, 2025 03:01 PM (/U5Yz)

35 26 but he wasn't a true socialist so it doesn't count.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 16, 2025 03:00 PM (CWTWj)

======

"No True Socialist would firebomb anyone. Now, fellow socialists, let's firebomb Tesla dealerships."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 03:02 PM (GBKbO)

36 Obviously, that news was not fit to print.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 16, 2025 03:02 PM (L/fGl)

37 "Hopefully he gets life in prison," left-wing social media creator Ed Krassenstein posted on X.

From what I can tell, Krassenstein is impervious to facts and reality.

"Isaac Newton was a homeboy who loved basketball and watermelon."

They literally portrayed him as an Indian (pushstart) in Dr Who.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 03:02 PM (ehZkr)

38 It's Trump's fault. He needs to stop provoking the left. They're full of rage. RAGE, I say!

Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2025 03:02 PM (s8j++)

39 Passover doesn't have Giant Chocolate Bunnies.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 16, 2025 03:02 PM (pZ64F)

40 He looks like a crazed Russian Monk.
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 16, 2025 03:00 PM (pZ64F)

An Amish Rasputin.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2025 03:03 PM (dGCAG)

41 That is one Rasputin-looking MFer

Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2025 03:03 PM (AOsQT)

42 "Fuck Trump" could mean practically anything.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 16, 2025 03:03 PM (L/fGl)

43 Damn. All the "Antifa hit with frying pan" videos are now age limited........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

44 I guess Hitler was also being sarcastic.

Yeah the giant monument to Socialism he proudly dedicated was entirely satirical.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 03:03 PM (ehZkr)

45 Unexpectedly.

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 16, 2025 03:04 PM (4l1uI)

46 Fun quote from 2019 regarding El Salvadorian Maryland Man:

"Regardless, the determination that the Respondent is a gang member appears to be trustworthy and is supported by other evidence in the record, namely, information contained in the Gang Field Interview Sheet. Although the Court is reluctant to give evidentiary weight to the Respondent's clothing as an indication of gang affiliation, the fact that a "past, proven, and reliable source of information" verified the Respondent's gang membership, rank, and gang name is sufficient to support that the Respondent is a gang member..."

It was never just a random tat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 03:04 PM (GBKbO)

47 That place was very nice. That guy seems demented.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2025 03:04 PM (d7ais)

48 willowed:

The black girls I know like to call themselves "chocolate girls." That would be considered RACISSSSSST if a white boy like me ever said it in public, but what's really wrong with it? People love chocolate. It's a trillion-dollar industry.

Posted by: Elric Blade


I suppose the real question here is what kind of chocolate?

F'rinstance, if a Black woman came up to you and said,

"Hey there, my name is Leticia. I'm a Hollow Chocolate Easter Bunny Kinda Chocolate Girl."

You might not be so impressed. Whereas if she said,

"Hey there, my name is Claudine. I'm a Godiva Deep Dark Chocolate Truffle Kinda Chocolate Girl."

You'd probably be very impressed. Although, if she said,

"Hey there, my name is B'OdangaWangaBirthdaySurprise. I'm a Tootsie Roll Chocolate Kinda Chocolate Girl."

You could be pretty sure that 'she' was a trannie.

It's complicated, man.

These are the sorta things that keep me up at night!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 16, 2025 03:04 PM (iJfKG)

49 I guess Hitler was also being sarcastic.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 16, 2025 03:01 PM (DKKgv)

Germany needs another multi-front war like I need a hole in the head!

Posted by: Sarcastic Hitler circa 1938 at April 16, 2025 03:04 PM (l3YAf)

50 That is one Rasputin-looking MFer
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2025 03:03 PM (AOsQT)
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Paging Felix Yusupov. Prince Felix Yusupov to the white courtesy phone...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 16, 2025 03:05 PM (6K6Eu)

51 I'm sure Pennsylvania spent millions on security.
Just like Pelosi (a Capitol Police cop shop in the neighborhood).
Just like Trump.

If someone else tries it with some competency look out below.

Posted by: torabora at April 16, 2025 03:05 PM (5GCin)

52
Today's socialists are so impatient, everything is instant gratification. Have to use a lit match to speed up the process of destroying things since economic decay can take a few years.

Have you ever seen those "Ruins of Detroit" photos? Amazing what socialism can do. The photos are amazingly similar to that torched mansion.
https://www.marchandmeffre.com/detroit

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 03:05 PM (M4PBL)

53 It was never just a random tat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 03:04 PM (GBKbO)

How hard is it for them to just say "our snitch told us".

I mean, jeez. So many wasted words.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2025 03:05 PM (VoAdT)

54 Hope Josh has some good insurance.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 16, 2025 03:05 PM (/U5Yz)

55 Let us hope the horse faced Balmer, while waiting to rot in hell, does not breed with equine AOC.

Auntifatwas never seem to go away, do they?

The only time I semi-enjoyed them was during Chaz and the brief limpy revolution in WA at an university. I saw a "meeting" of the lack of minds for planning and nearly fell off my couch laughing. It was hysterical and I never saw it again. The closed captioning was so funny. Their "garden" alone caused laughter.

This anti-Semitism is on a deeper level of evil.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 16, 2025 03:05 PM (6PCLE)

56
It was never just a random tat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 03:04 PM (GBKbO)

Now his wife is out there pleading for his release.. The same wife who supposedly got a restraining order against him in 2021

Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2025 03:05 PM (VE6XX)

57 Hope Josh has some good insurance.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 16, 2025 03:05 PM (/U5Yz)



It was the governor's mansion, no? So, the state owns it?

Hope THEY had good insurance on it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

58 ABC News did some reporting.

Alleged arsonist targeted Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro over Palestine, search warrant says

https://tinyurl.com/57cjpnzn

Posted by: Orson at April 16, 2025 03:06 PM (dIske)

59 He burned the Steinway!

Posted by: toby928 at April 16, 2025 03:06 PM (jc0TO)

60 Nazis also were not socialists according to the left. Never mind that Nazi is short for - get this - National Socialists.

-
Damn Nazis! Can't believe a word they say!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 16, 2025 03:07 PM (L/fGl)

61 Sometimes I wonder if those guys who say that Jews were cursed by God don't have a point. What a litany of misery and horror they have lived through history.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 03:07 PM (ehZkr)

62 I notice that not one of these members of Congress promising to go to El Salvador is demanding that MS-13 be removed from the terrorist watchlist, by the way.

Being a member of MS-13 makes you a terrorist according to the federal government.

Don't like it? Remove the gang from the list (executive action) or repeal the War on Terror authorization.

Any action on those things?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 03:07 PM (GBKbO)

63 This is your brain on socialism

Posted by: jsg at April 16, 2025 03:07 PM (1MTK1)

64 Think of all the liquor and porn that was lost.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 16, 2025 03:07 PM (/U5Yz)

65 Bernie Bro.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2025 03:07 PM (d7ais)

66 60 Nazis also were not socialists according to the left. Never mind that Nazi is short for - get this - National Socialists.

-
Damn Nazis! Can't believe a word they say!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 16, 2025 03:07 PM (L/fGl)

========

"It was just marketing. They made themselves look like socialists to win votes."
-I've heard it

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 03:07 PM (GBKbO)

67 60 Nazis also were not socialists according to the left. Never mind that Nazi is short for - get this - National Socialists.

-
Damn Nazis! Can't believe a word they say!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 16, 2025 03:07 PM (L/fGl)

To be fair, the Democratic People's Republic of Korea is batting .250 if we're gonna play that game.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2025 03:08 PM (VoAdT)

68 but he wasn't a true socialist so it doesn't count.

There are none of those because true socialism has never been tried. Or so I'm told.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 16, 2025 03:08 PM (/y8xj)

69 Well...he looks exactly like I expected.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2025 03:09 PM (bFu5X)

70 There is an arbeite in there as well. Workers.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2025 03:09 PM (d7ais)

71 Earlier today, I asked if there was any site or documentation that confirmed that the illegal alien from MD was a member of MS-13. Courtesy of Twitter, someone posted the relevant court case.

https://x.com/i/status/1912579213053288670

Posted by: NR Pax at April 16, 2025 03:09 PM (lXCUP)

72 61 Sometimes I wonder if those guys who say that Jews were cursed by God don't have a point. What a litany of misery and horror they have lived through history.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 03:07 PM (ehZkr)

"Chosen".

For what, was never explicitly said.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2025 03:09 PM (VoAdT)

73 Now his wife is out there pleading for his release.. The same wife who supposedly got a restraining order against him in 2021

Twice, I read. In two different years. Now she's singing a different song. Although its hardly the first time I have heard of a battered wife begging the cops to let her sweet baboo go.

F'rinstance, if a Black woman came up to you and said,

"Hey there, my name is Leticia. I'm a Hollow Chocolate Easter Bunny Kinda Chocolate Girl."

You might not be so impressed


She just wants you to nibble on her ears.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 03:09 PM (ehZkr)

74 What is a kid unfriendly Passover craft?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

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Cutting holes in sheets?
Posted by: Cave Johnson at April 16, 2025 03:00 PM



I snorted out loud.

Posted by: toby928 at April 16, 2025 03:09 PM (jc0TO)

75 National Socialist German Worker's Party.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 16, 2025 03:10 PM (6K6Eu)

76 68 but he wasn't a true socialist so it doesn't count.

There are none of those because true socialism has never been tried. Or so I'm told.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 16, 2025 03:08 PM (/y8xj)

========

"You know...people have been trying to implement socialism for a century, and it never comes off. It starts off promising, but never actually succeeds in the end. Think it's a problem with the theory?"

"Of course not. It's only further proof that socialism works great, but only if 100% of the world is socialist 100% of the time. Not 99.999%. That won't do. 100%, and then it'll work."
-said without evidence

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 03:10 PM (GBKbO)

77 Hope Josh has some good insurance.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 16, 2025 03:05 PM (/U5Yz)

If he starts talking about all the jewelry that got burned up in the fire, DON'T BELIEVE HIM!

Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2025 03:10 PM (dGCAG)

78 lol, nobody thinks that guy is MAGA.
some sort of Amish cast-off defect, most likely of the community college special program drop-out variety, but not MAGA.

Posted by: AMartel at April 16, 2025 03:10 PM (otvi3)

79 These are the sorta things that keep me up at night!
Posted by: naturalfake at April 16, 2025 03:04 PM


I LOL'd.

*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2025 03:10 PM (bFu5X)

80 "True Socialism" is not much more than a great big fucking riot followed by some kind of underpants gnome version of anarcho-capitalism.

Of course it's never been tried.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2025 03:10 PM (VoAdT)

81 Arson? Nah, the Shapiro's housekeeper was off last week.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 16, 2025 03:11 PM (wBaIH)

82 What is a kid unfriendly Passover craft?

Macaroni art.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 16, 2025 03:11 PM (EXyHK)

83 Well, it's been 57 years since the Governor Mansion was built, it was time for a new paint job anyway!

Posted by: kallisto, trying to find the silver lining at April 16, 2025 03:11 PM (dCxaZ)

84 Man whose death sentence was commuted by Biden in 2024 indicted for first-degree murder of 12-year-old girl in Louisiana.

https://tinyurl.com/4ny6d7k5

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 16, 2025 03:11 PM (paSBy)

85
His mom was quoted in local media that she was trying to get him help for mental illness but no one could do anything.

Which is true. There is no way to get someone to get back on their meds if they're in the wild. She would have had to get the police to come pick him up by claiming he was trying to kill himself or her. That's the only way she could have gotten him in a psych unit.
Posted by: kallisto

==============

Oh, it's that guy. Yes, the mental illness element makes a difference to me. If he's schizophrenic, it's out of his power. We need to figure out what to do with mentally ill people who haven't "done anything" yet.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 03:11 PM (M4PBL)

86 He burned the Steinway!

Posted by: toby928 at April 16, 2025 03:06 PM (jc0TO)

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You know who else burned Steinways (anglicized form of Steinwegs)?

/Steiner will come!

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 16, 2025 03:11 PM (4l1uI)

87 If you’re part of Shapiro’s protection detail you should go sit in the corner and die from shame. This is the guy who just kicked your ass, Muffy the welfare queen, with a two pack a day smoking habit, followed by a liter of vodka, and *checks picture* probably a few joints, meth, and a daily munchee trip to Arby’s.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 16, 2025 03:11 PM (ZWTYu)

88 Is he related to Judge Boasberg? Cuz they have the same bullet head skull.

Posted by: wth at April 16, 2025 03:12 PM (v0R5T)

89 I've read (relatively recently) that "Nazi" was a derisive contraction used by their opposition, and Goebbels (who was all about branding) hated it.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 16, 2025 03:12 PM (6K6Eu)

90 "Marie Curie had an Afro and invented twerking".

Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2025 03:01 PM (2ocoG)
________________

She didn't invent it, she picked it up from the gorillas.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GvUkbL4dT9Y

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2025 03:12 PM (YqDXo)

91 "Libertarian Bent"

I have little use for the LP, but I think you can assume if the dude is setting fire to a building with people in it, he's well off the reservation of the Libertarian ban on the first use of force.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 03:12 PM (n7h9X)

92 If anyone had been injured/killed in the fire he would have been painted as an obvious MAGA extremist.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at April 16, 2025 03:12 PM (GD2xa)

93 84 Man whose death sentence was commuted by Biden in 2024 indicted for first-degree murder of 12-year-old girl in Louisiana

He sounds nice.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2025 03:12 PM (gKWVE)

94 Hopefully he gets life in prison," left-wing social media creator Ed Krassenstein posted on X

Just because he's thinks the guy's MAGA though.

Posted by: Halfhand at April 16, 2025 03:13 PM (I2Uoo)

95 We need to figure out what to do with mentally ill people who haven't "done anything" yet.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 03:11 PM (M4PBL)

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Make Lobotomies Great Again!

/The Kennedy Klan

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 16, 2025 03:13 PM (4l1uI)

96 Markets rolling over again today
S n P down 3%
Nasdaq down 3.4%
gold up 113 to 3353

Posted by: illiniwek at April 16, 2025 03:13 PM (Cus5s)

97 Heh.

Senator who went to El Salvador to meet Garcia was denied entry to the prison by the VP of the country.

Told to go through the Trump administration.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 03:13 PM (GBKbO)

98 Man whose death sentence was commuted by Biden in 2024 indicted for first-degree murder of 12-year-old girl in Louisiana.

The bizarre array of commutations and pardons handed out by the Biden administration reminded me of Hans Gruber's list of terrorist groups he demanded be released in Die Hard ("I just read about them in Newsweek")

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 03:13 PM (ehZkr)

99 "Mr. Balmer's social media suggested not a particular ideology so much as a deep cynicism, in some posts espousing a libertarian bent bordering on anarchism, in others praising violence. His Facebook posts included rants about big pharma, women and the government," the outlet wrote.

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hahaha

That is masterfully done.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men's resources matter to women, women's weight matters to men at April 16, 2025 03:13 PM (rlK7S)

100 He burned the Steinway!
Posted by: toby928 at April 16, 2025 03:06 PM (jc0TO)

And it hurts!

Posted by: Stein at April 16, 2025 03:13 PM (dGCAG)

101 "Gavin Newsom is upset at Trump’s tariffs because 80% of the Christmas presents he buys for his kids are made in China… Why are you laughing? That is literally what he just said."

I can't decide if Newsom is off his pharmaceuticals, overdosed on his usual pharmaceuticals, or trying out novel combinations of pharmaceuticals.

Posted by: 13times at April 16, 2025 03:14 PM (g2A7E)

102 91 "Libertarian Bent"

I have little use for the LP, but I think you can assume if the dude is setting fire to a building with people in it, he's well off the reservation of the Libertarian ban on the first use of force.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 03:12 PM (n7h9X)

========

What's the dividing line between true believer communist, anarchist, and anarcho-capitalist?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 03:14 PM (GBKbO)

103 We had a pasta craft way back in Elementary school. Construction Paper pasta. I named mine Don Kernoodle after someone in Jim Crockett Promotions.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2025 03:15 PM (d7ais)

104
Think of all the liquor and porn that was lost.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

==============

That's why smart pols keep the cash in the freezer.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 03:15 PM (M4PBL)

105 We need to figure out what to do with mentally ill people who haven't "done anything" yet.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Call me when you come up with something that can't be abused willy-nilly against disfavored groups, such as, oh I don't know, non-leftists.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at April 16, 2025 03:15 PM (OUMaO)

106 gold up 113 to 3353
Posted by: illiniwek


Figures. I sold some yesterday for 3234

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 16, 2025 03:16 PM (/U5Yz)

107 We need to figure out what to do with mentally ill people who haven't "done anything" yet.

At some point just compassion would lead the worst people to be taken off the streets and cared for. The problem is, who do we trust to make that call? I read recently about a 3-year study in which they experimentally put perfectly sane people in front of psychologists to see if they'd be declared sane or not and most of them were committed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 03:16 PM (ehZkr)

108 Scott Simon AI fakery - "Scott Simon Loses it for Weekend Edition"

"and now, a deep dive into artesanal butter . . . "

https://tinyurl.com/sew5jdwv

Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2025 03:16 PM (D7oie)

109 Who owns the governor's house? Is it his own, or does the state own it and let the governor live there?

Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 03:16 PM (77rzZ)

110 "Mr. Cobbie's AOSHQ posts suggested not a particular ideology so much as a deep cynicism, in some posts espousing a libertarian bent bordering on anarchism, in others praising violence. His posts included rants about big pharma, women and the government," the outlet wrote.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men's resources matter to women, women's weight matters to men at April 16, 2025 03:16 PM (rlK7S)

111 "You know...people have been trying to implement socialism for a century, and it never comes off. It starts off promising, but never actually succeeds in the end. Think it's a problem with the theory?"

"Of course not. It's only further proof that socialism works great, but only if 100% of the world is socialist 100% of the time. Not 99.999%. That won't do. 100%, and then it'll work."
-said without evidence
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 03:10 PM (GBKbO)

Socialism can't work because anyone can just define a new social group and logically they must be given a voice in the government. None of the other groups was ever vetted about if they spoke for anyone with their approval.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 03:16 PM (n7h9X)

112 Molotov=Russia=communist=leftists.
Right wingers use fertilizer bombs, everyone knows that.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 16, 2025 03:16 PM (n4GiU)

113
They really, really, really, really, wanted to put the "neo-nazi" tag on this guy.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 03:17 PM (UO4gt)

114 I Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0

Jennifer Vasquez, the wife of illegal alien and gang member Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia, either lied to the court when she filed for a domestic violence protective order in 2021—or she’s lying now on GoFundMe, where she calls him a ‘loving husband’ as donations surpass $177,000.

So, which is it?

https://tinyurl.com/52rebn7u

Posted by: redridinghood at April 16, 2025 03:17 PM (NpAcC)

115
If you’re part of Shapiro’s protection detail you should go sit in the corner and die from shame. This is the guy who just kicked your ass, Muffy the welfare queen, with a two pack a day smoking habit, followed by a liter of vodka, and *checks picture* probably a few joints, meth, and a daily munchee trip to Arby’s.
Posted by: Vengeance

===============

Add to that "Certifiably insane and literally off his meds."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 03:17 PM (M4PBL)

116 Heh.

Senator who went to El Salvador to meet Garcia was denied entry to the prison by the VP of the country.

Told to go through the Trump administration.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman
......

Visiting hours are over, Gringo.

Posted by: wth at April 16, 2025 03:18 PM (v0R5T)

117 Socialism can't work because anyone can just define a new social group and logically they must be given a voice in the government. None of the other groups was ever vetted about if they spoke for anyone with their approval.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 03:16 PM (n7h9X)

That's one of the major arguments Marx and Engels made for why Socialism can't work, and why they "invented" Communism to replace it. (I think. I haven't read any of their bilge in decades so i'm going off of longgggg long term memory.)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2025 03:18 PM (VoAdT)

118 Fun quote from 2019 regarding El Salvadorian Maryland Man:

"Regardless, the determination that the Respondent is a gang member appears to be trustworthy and is supported by other evidence in the record, namely, information contained in the Gang Field Interview Sheet. Although the Court is reluctant to give evidentiary weight to the Respondent's clothing as an indication of gang affiliation, the fact that a "past, proven, and reliable source of information" verified the Respondent's gang membership, rank, and gang name is sufficient to support that the Respondent is a gang member..."

It was never just a random tat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 03:04 PM (GBKbO)
_________

"Says who?"

-- Charles Manson

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 16, 2025 03:18 PM (iFTx/)

119 If this is even a story in the future, it'll be Republicans Pounce. But it's probably just going to be memory-holed until Trump mentions it. At which point the MFM will assure its 7 remaining viewers that Trump is referencing an unproven conspiracy theory.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2025 02:59 PM (2ocoG)


The President said, without evidence, ....

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 16, 2025 03:18 PM (FCbAQ)

120 They really, really, really, really, wanted to put the "neo-nazi" tag on this guy.

The funny thing is that other than hating the federal government, most "neo nazi" types are welfare queens and largely socialist.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 03:18 PM (ehZkr)

121 111 Socialism can't work because anyone can just define a new social group and logically they must be given a voice in the government. None of the other groups was ever vetted about if they spoke for anyone with their approval.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 03:16 PM (n7h9X)

======

No, trust me. It'll work.

If everyone is identical in every way and interchangeable, it will lead to a richer, more prosperous future.

Oh, wait...I've been handed a note. That's old school thinking.

If everyone is flashily different in immaterial ways but thinks exactly the same, we'll be able to have less and be happier while Gaia rules us.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 03:18 PM (GBKbO)

122 The Trump Administration has raised tariffs up to 245% on Chinese goods after the PRC cut off "rare earths" exports to the US. Meanwhile, protests are breaking out in the PRC.

LINK (YT Business Basics channel):

https://tinyurl.com/myzmbnyj

Posted by: mrp at April 16, 2025 03:19 PM (rj6Yv)

123 Arson? Nah, the Shapiro's housekeeper was off last week.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 16, 2025 03:11 PM (wBaIH)

Next you'll be telling us fire can't melt steel.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2025 03:19 PM (dGCAG)

124 His mom was quoted in local media that she was trying to get him help for mental illness but no one could do anything.

-

And, like you said, it was as easy as filing a police report against him.

But mommy didn't want to do that because it would make his like more difficult and he might say mean things to her. Or maybe burn her house down.

Better to just let him bother other people.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men's resources matter to women, women's weight matters to men at April 16, 2025 03:19 PM (rlK7S)

125 What's the dividing line between true believer communist, anarchist, and anarcho-capitalist?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 03:14 PM (GBKbO)

which group will keep you out of jail, most of the time.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 03:19 PM (n7h9X)

126 Heh.

Senator who went to El Salvador to meet Garcia was denied entry to the prison by the VP of the country.

Told to go through the Trump administration.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman
......

Visiting hours are over, Gringo.
Posted by: wth at April 16, 2025 03:18 PM (v0R5T)

It's time for your run to the border, Gringo. Enjoy the Honduras!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 16, 2025 03:19 PM (VNX3d)

127 245% Yeesh.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2025 03:19 PM (d7ais)

128 Instead - or in conjunction with - let's audit Pennsylvania's spending of mental health funds for adults.

Where and to whom does the money go?

Posted by: L - No nic, adores Musk and Miller at April 16, 2025 03:19 PM (NFX2v)

129 Visiting hours are over, Gringo.

Posted by: wth at April 16, 2025 03:18 PM (v0R5T)
_____________

"When are the conjugal visiting hours?" - The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2025 03:20 PM (YqDXo)

130 127 245% Yeesh.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2025 03:19 PM (d7ais)

=======

What's the dividing line between a 245% tariff and sanctions?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 03:20 PM (GBKbO)

131 Where and to whom does the money go?
Posted by: L - No nic, adores Musk and Miller at April 16, 2025 03:19 PM (NFX2v)

Decorating the Governor's mansion, apparently.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2025 03:20 PM (VoAdT)

132 Man whose death sentence was commuted by Biden in 2024 indicted for first-degree murder of 12-year-old girl in Louisiana.

https://tinyurl.com/4ny6d7k5
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 16, 2025 03:11 PM


I don't get this. He was convicted of murdering Lexis Roberts, sentenced to death, commuted to presumably life in prison by Biden, and now indicted again for the same murder?

Can you do that?

Posted by: toby928 at April 16, 2025 03:20 PM (jc0TO)

133 I understanding of the Pennsylvania governors mansion is the first floor is open to the public . There were Pennsylvania state, artifacts, and other items there such as the passover craft table for kids. The governor and his family live upstairs. Must be a big house. And it seems to be sitting right in the middle of a subdivision.Really strange location.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 16, 2025 03:20 PM (GkfZQ)

134 "Gavin Newsom is upset at Trump’s tariffs because 80% of the Christmas presents he buys for his kids are made in China… Why are you laughing? That is literally what he just said."
......

The funny part is that he has kids. Thought he was gay.

Posted by: wth at April 16, 2025 03:20 PM (v0R5T)

135 I Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0

Jennifer Vasquez, the wife of illegal alien and gang member Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia, either lied to the court when she filed for a domestic violence protective order in 2021—or she’s lying now on GoFundMe, where she calls him a ‘loving husband’ as donations surpass $177,000.

So, which is it?

https://tinyurl.com/52rebn7u
Posted by: redridinghood at April 16, 2025 03:17 PM (NpAcC)

If he didn't smack her around a bit, how would she know he loves her?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2025 03:21 PM (dGCAG)

136 13 *sigh* he's so dreamy!
Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at April 16, 2025 02:58 PM (WKe+J)

Ha!

Posted by: m at April 16, 2025 03:21 PM (CQE5S)

137 We need to figure out what to do with mentally ill people who haven't "done anything" yet.

At some point just compassion would lead the worst people to be taken off the streets and cared for. The problem is, who do we trust to make that call? I read recently about a 3-year study in which they experimentally put perfectly sane people in front of psychologists to see if they'd be declared sane or not and most of them were committed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 03:16 PM (ehZkr)

There's also the Stalinist aspect which worries me. "You disagree with progressive policies? Assert your rights when accosted by policemen? Won't chop your 4-year-old boy's dick off when he says he likes the color pink? Mistrust government? Believe in the Bill of Rights? You must be crazy!"

Posted by: And off to the Gulag you go at April 16, 2025 03:21 PM (TbWk/)

138 That's one of the major arguments Marx and Engels made for why Socialism can't work, and why they "invented" Communism to replace it.

Well socialism was supposed to be step one in the Underpants Gnome theory that Marxism presents. You have to have total control over the economy until the people are reeducated enough to be good commies and everyone works for the good of everyone else, then the government shuts down and its utopia.

Unsurprisingly, none of them ever get to that third step.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 03:21 PM (ehZkr)

139 >> I Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0

Jennifer Vasquez, the wife of illegal alien and gang member Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia, either lied to the court when she filed for a domestic violence protective order in 2021—or she’s lying now on GoFundMe, where she calls him a ‘loving husband’ as donations surpass $177,000.

So, which is it?

https://tinyurl.com/52rebn7u

Ruh, roh. Another fake narrative gets run over, doused with gasoline and thrown into the fire.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 16, 2025 03:21 PM (wgAtL)

140 134 The funny part is that he has kids. Thought he was gay.
Posted by: wth at April 16, 2025 03:20 PM (v0R5T)

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His first claim to national fame was when he admitted to an affair with some woman who worked for him when he was mayor of SF.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 03:21 PM (GBKbO)

141 I don't get this. He was convicted of murdering Lexis Roberts, sentenced to death, commuted to presumably life in prison by Biden, and now indicted again for the same murder?
_____________

Murder is a state, not Federal, offense. How could Biden commute his sentence?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2025 03:22 PM (YqDXo)

142 245% Yeesh.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2025 03:19 PM (d7ais)
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Almost Canadian levels.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 16, 2025 03:22 PM (6K6Eu)

143
Call me when you come up with something that can't be abused willy-nilly against disfavored groups, such as, oh I don't know, non-leftists.
Posted by: Brother Tim

==============

I hear that's working nicely in Australia and New Zealand. After all, resisting a nice shot that helps everyone can't be normal.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 03:22 PM (M4PBL)

144 Wouldn't you think that an honest, reliable media would earn more and pay more? Maybe, but you would be wrong.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 16, 2025 03:22 PM (AT2wf)

145 39 Passover doesn't have Giant Chocolate Bunnies.
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 16, 2025 03:02 PM (pZ64F)

And that is a damned shame, if you ask me.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2025 03:22 PM (a4NoL)

146 138 Well socialism was supposed to be step one in the Underpants Gnome theory that Marxism presents. You have to have total control over the economy until the people are reeducated enough to be good commies and everyone works for the good of everyone else, then the government shuts down and its utopia.

Unsurprisingly, none of them ever get to that third step.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 03:21 PM (ehZkr)

========

The Communist Manifesto doesn't even include this part of the process.

It's...the proletariat rise up and eat the bourgeoisie, and then utopia.

The proletariat doesn't need re-education because it's naturally a class that thinks alike and only needs to take control of capital to bring about perfect, scientific governance.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 03:23 PM (GBKbO)

147 "When are the conjugal visiting hours?" - The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker

He strikes me as the kind of guy who'd lay face down on the sidewalk and give every passing pouf a free ride, like AIDS patient zero did.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 03:23 PM (ehZkr)

148 Instead - or in conjunction with - let's audit Pennsylvania's spending of mental health funds for adults.

Where and to whom does the money go?
Posted by: L - No nic, adores Musk and Miller

-

I know someone who was involved in another state's rehab system. As in went to rehab. He said it was the most pathetic thing you'd ever see because people are there to get help, and they want to get help, and they are in a place in their lives where they can go one of two ways, and the rehab facility couldn't care less because if they get you off the drugs or alcohol then you might not return for another $5000+ visit.

Perverse incentive, I believe it's called.

I have no doubt that's how all of these systems work. The people that get paid to "help" the poor and sick can't drastically help the poor and sick or else they won't have a job next year.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men's resources matter to women, women's weight matters to men at April 16, 2025 03:23 PM (rlK7S)

149 How does a rabbit get into an airplane engine?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 16, 2025 03:23 PM (8HNt+)

150 Senator who went to El Salvador to meet Garcia was denied entry to the prison by the VP of the country.

Told to go through the Trump administration.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman


Why was he even allowed entry into the country?

Do better, El Salvador. Do better.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2025 03:23 PM (bFu5X)

151 social media suggested not a particular ideology so much as a deep cynicism

-
See also George Carlin.

https://shorturl.at/54ob8

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 16, 2025 03:23 PM (L/fGl)

152 They really, really, really, really, wanted to put the "neo-nazi" tag on this guy.

The funny thing is that other than hating the federal government, most "neo nazi" types are welfare queens and largely socialist.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 03:18 PM (ehZkr)

Well Nazi = Socialist, so if correctly applied that fits for a neo Nazi. Most NeoNs are no more actual Nazi than liking the Goth symbology at best.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 03:23 PM (n7h9X)

153 Democrats should’ve sent mad Maxine down there. She could’ve harangued, screamed and yelled at the vice president in front of the prison telling him that she’s paying for this prison and he can’t keep her out..

Posted by: Jen the original at April 16, 2025 03:23 PM (GkfZQ)

154 149 How does a rabbit get into an airplane engine?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 16, 2025 03:23 PM (8HNt+)

Carefully?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2025 03:24 PM (VoAdT)

155 NY Post, Cops confirm suspected arsonist Cody Balmer’s mom tried to have him committed 3 days before attack on gov’s house — but they couldn’t do anything
Published April 15, 2025
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Involuntary commitment to a mental health facility requires a court order based on a 302 petition.

Posted by: L - No nic, adores Musk and Miller at April 16, 2025 03:24 PM (NFX2v)

156 150 Why was he even allowed entry into the country?

Do better, El Salvador. Do better.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2025 03:23 PM (bFu5X)

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"To travel to El Salvador, U.S. citizens need a valid passport and either a Salvadoran visa or a one-entry tourist card. A tourist card can be obtained upon arrival for $12 and is valid for 90 days or 180 days depending on passport validity and purpose of travel."

He paid El Salvador $12 to tell him to get bent.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 03:24 PM (GBKbO)

157 The proletariat doesn't need re-education because it's naturally a class that thinks alike and only needs to take control of capital to bring about perfect, scientific governance.

Yeah Marx had a... curious theoretical understanding of the working class. Lenin seemed a bit more practical.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 03:24 PM (ehZkr)

158 Senator who went to El Salvador to meet Garcia was denied entry to the prison by the VP of the country.

Told to go through the Trump administration.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman

Why was he even allowed entry into the country?

Do better, El Salvador. Do better.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2025 03:23 PM (bFu5X)

Wait, he went without checking with the State Department? Thats Logan Act violation, what an idiot.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 03:24 PM (n7h9X)

159 You people ask too many questions.

Posted by: MSM at April 16, 2025 03:24 PM (v0R5T)

160 What's the dividing line between true believer communist, anarchist, and anarcho-capitalist?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 03:14 PM (GBKbO)


which sort of anarchist? They come in varying flavors, all of whom consider the others to be traitors and schismatics. (The main difference is what they consider to be the highest level of controlling authority in society, not that there should be no controlling authority)

Communists believe in the socialization of all elements of society, which must be managed from the top down to bring about the greatest level of equality possible.
Anarcho-capitalists think people should figure this out for themselves and let any government that survives know what is going on if they feel like it.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2025 03:25 PM (D7oie)

161 Those trooper chin straps look surprisingly useless

Posted by: Common Tater at April 16, 2025 03:25 PM (cUYXS)

162
Retarded Rasputin?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 16, 2025 03:25 PM (w6EFb)

163 What's the dividing line between true believer communist, anarchist, and anarcho-capitalist?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 03:14 PM (GBKbO)

which group will keep you out of jail, most of the time.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 03:19 PM (n7h9X)

An-Caps believe what anarchists pretend to believe. Anarchists have in reality pretty much always been shock troops for communists. You can't be a true anarchist and demand socialized medicine, government takeover of the economy, guaranteed minimum income, etc.

Posted by: No government seems to mean ALL THE GOVERNMENT at April 16, 2025 03:25 PM (TbWk/)

164 Well Nazi = Socialist, so if correctly applied that fits for a neo Nazi. Most NeoNs are no more actual Nazi than liking the Goth symbology at best.

The only genuine ones I have run across were genuinely stupid and insane, so their comprehension of the whole thing was... inexact.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 03:25 PM (ehZkr)

165 The proletariat doesn't need re-education because it's naturally a class that thinks alike and only needs to take control of capital to bring about perfect, scientific governance.

Yeah Marx had a... curious theoretical understanding of the working class. Lenin seemed a bit more practical.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 03:24 PM (ehZkr)

He had zero understanding, he lived as a beggar off of friends all his life.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 03:26 PM (n7h9X)

166 "How does a rabbit get into an airplane engine?"

It's a hareplane?

Posted by: fd at April 16, 2025 03:26 PM (vFG9F)

167 The Trump Administration has raised tariffs up to 245% on Chinese goods after the PRC cut off "rare earths" exports to the US. Meanwhile, protests are breaking out in the PRC.

Trump likely understands the old saw that if you owe the bank a little, the bank owns you. But if you owe the bank a lot, you own the bank.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2025 03:26 PM (2ocoG)

168 sorry

Posted by: fd at April 16, 2025 03:26 PM (vFG9F)

169 Retarded Rasputin?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 16, 2025 03:25 PM


Antifa Bill the Cat.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2025 03:26 PM (bFu5X)

170 I thought we were an anarcho-syndicalist commune!

Posted by: Old woman (who is definitely not Dennis) at April 16, 2025 03:26 PM (6K6Eu)

171 "When are the conjugal visiting hours?" - The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker

He strikes me as the kind of guy who'd lay face down on the sidewalk and give every passing pouf a free ride, like AIDS patient zero did.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 03:23 PM (ehZkr)
________

"Nobody rides for free!"

-- Gaetan Dugas

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 16, 2025 03:26 PM (iFTx/)

172 The Trump Administration has raised tariffs up to 245% on Chinese goods after the PRC cut off "rare earths" exports to the US. Meanwhile, protests are breaking out in the PRC.

--

ROR

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men's resources matter to women, women's weight matters to men at April 16, 2025 03:26 PM (rlK7S)

173 Apropos of nothing, I ordered some GP11, ie 7.5x55 Swiss, and it came today.

That is a wicked looking cartridge. Longer than 7.62, fatter brass than .30-06.

It looks like you could kill an elephant with it.

Posted by: toby928 at April 16, 2025 03:27 PM (jc0TO)

174 Marx was a retard. That is why 'true socialism has never been tried.'

Every implementation just modifies the system into a top down autocracy/oligarchy to murder their enemies and steal anything whether nailed down or not. Every single one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 16, 2025 03:27 PM (8HNt+)

175 Achin strap would have to be deployed below the chin to be usefull.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2025 03:27 PM (d7ais)

176 How does a rabbit get into an airplane engine?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 16, 2025 03:23 PM (8HNt+)

Carefully?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2025 03:24 PM (VoAdT)

Not carefully enough.

Posted by: Lucky Rabbit Foots-R-Us at April 16, 2025 03:27 PM (dGCAG)

177 Somebunny stop me.

Posted by: fd at April 16, 2025 03:27 PM (vFG9F)

178 As best as I can tell, the only organizationally operative philosophy to the current day Neo-Nazi is hating other Neo-Nazis for not being Neo-Nazi enough. And there's only a couple thousand of them anyway. And only a couple hundred of those aren't three-letter shit-stirrers.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2025 03:27 PM (VoAdT)

179
At some point just compassion would lead the worst people to be taken off the streets and cared for. The problem is, who do we trust to make that call? I read recently about a 3-year study in which they experimentally put perfectly sane people in front of psychologists to see if they'd be declared sane or not and most of them were committed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

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Right there! Involuntary commitment/treatment is so fraught with potential for abuse (and plenty of historical examples) that it baffles our compassionate impulses. It's a dilemma, I tells ya.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 03:27 PM (M4PBL)

180 160 which sort of anarchist? They come in varying flavors, all of whom consider the others to be traitors and schismatics. (The main difference is what they consider to be the highest level of controlling authority in society, not that there should be no controlling authority)

Communists believe in the socialization of all elements of society, which must be managed from the top down to bring about the greatest level of equality possible.
Anarcho-capitalists think people should figure this out for themselves and let any government that survives know what is going on if they feel like it.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2025 03:25 PM (D7oie)

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My point being the "Libertarian leaning" part of the descriptor could be true-ish because the divisions between different flavors of anarchists (of which I consider communists to be) are mostly academic in nature and not practical in any way.

"Smash the state!"
-said by communists and anarcho-capitalists alike

That bleeding edge of the political world (or, the meeting point if we want to use the circle model) is a place where hard right libertarians can easily become hard left communists.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 03:27 PM (GBKbO)

181 166 "How does a rabbit get into an airplane engine?"

It's a hareplane?
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2025 03:26 PM (vFG9F)

You hopped right on that!

Posted by: m at April 16, 2025 03:27 PM (CQE5S)

182 biden gives speech, wows everyone, market down today as people realize they should have re-elected joe

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 16, 2025 03:28 PM (CWTWj)

183 174 Marx was a retard. That is why 'true socialism has never been tried.'

Every implementation just modifies the system into a top down autocracy/oligarchy to murder their enemies and steal anything whether nailed down or not. Every single one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 16, 2025 03:27 PM (8HNt+)

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Cambodia might have been true communism. Or the closest anyone will get.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 03:28 PM (GBKbO)

184 I do not think I have ever met an actual white supremacist- they all seem to be larpers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 16, 2025 03:29 PM (8HNt+)

185 Arsonists should be shot on sight. Ordinarily “taking the law into your own hands” will get the normies hypersensitive. This is a serious failure on the part of security. They never did stop him or even catch him. I’ve no love for the governor of PA but this is pretty damning.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 16, 2025 03:29 PM (cUYXS)

186 and seen in the wsj today:

Two Belgian teenagers were charged Tuesday with wildlife piracy after they were arrested on April 5 with 5,000 ants packed in 2,244 test tubes that had been filled with cotton wool to enable the ants to survive for months. Authorities said it is part of a trend in trafficking smaller, less-known species.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 16, 2025 03:29 PM (CWTWj)

187 166 "How does a rabbit get into an airplane engine?"

It's a hareplane?
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2025 03:26 PM (vFG9F)

My get up and go musta got up and went.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2025 03:29 PM (dGCAG)

188 They don't make XXXL chin straps.

Posted by: MSM at April 16, 2025 03:29 PM (v0R5T)

189 That rabbit would have probably had about 4 rabbit's feet. I don't think those things are lucky.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2025 03:29 PM (d7ais)

190 161 Those trooper chin straps look surprisingly useless
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They are normally worn behind the head.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 16, 2025 03:29 PM (pZ64F)

191 Now I'm just getting scared.

The number of Queensrÿche songs coming across the playlist is haunting......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

192 Stephen L. Miller retweeted
Politics UK
@PolitlcsUK
10h
🚨 BREAKING: The Supreme Court has ruled that a woman is defined as biological sex under the Equality Act of 2010.

Posted by: m at April 16, 2025 03:29 PM (CQE5S)

193
protests are breaking out in the PRC.

LINK (YT Business Basics channel):

https://tinyurl.com/myzmbnyj
Posted by: mrp

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WOW. I was going to ask protests against the US or against the commies in Beijing? The commies in Beijing!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 03:30 PM (M4PBL)

194 Somebunny stop me.
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2025 03:27 PM (vFG9F)

Freeze or the bunny gets it!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 16, 2025 03:30 PM (8HNt+)

195 "Nobody rides for free!"

-- Gaetan Dugas
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 16, 2025 03:26 PM (iFTx/)



"Get out or get put out!"

- -- - - - Aggie Punchline

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

196 I’ve no love for the governor of PA but this is pretty damning.

From what I've read, the PA governor's mansion has never had particularly great security nor is it located in a really defensible place. It's just like on some major road with a fence to keep people out.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2025 03:30 PM (2ocoG)

197 Marx was a retard. That is why 'true socialism has never been tried.'

Every implementation just modifies the system into a top down autocracy/oligarchy to murder their enemies and steal anything whether nailed down or not. Every single one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 16, 2025 03:27 PM (8HNt+)

Socialism is top down by definition. Each class has to have representatives to the state, which are self appointed and then the elites barter with each other which class gets what. Then the representatives keep it and the class members get little or nothing.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 03:30 PM (n7h9X)

198 170 I thought we were an anarcho-syndicalist commune!
Posted by: Old woman (who is definitely not Dennis) at April 16, 2025 03:26 PM (6K6Eu)

You're fooling yourself! We're living in a dictatorship! A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes...

Posted by: Dennis - see the violence inherent in the system! at April 16, 2025 03:31 PM (TbWk/)

199
That bleeding edge of the political world (or, the meeting point if we want to use the circle model) is a place where hard right libertarians can easily become hard left communists.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 03:27 PM (GBKbO)

It goes the other way, too. I knew a guy in college who was a hard left communist - even gave himself a tattoo of Lenin! I ran into him years ago at a wedding and now he's a hard right libertarian, living off the grid somewhere "up North"

Posted by: Josephistan at April 16, 2025 03:31 PM (bHGBC)

200 The Communist Manifesto doesn't even include this part of the process.

It's...the proletariat rise up and eat the bourgeoisie, and then utopia.

The proletariat doesn't need re-education because it's naturally a class that thinks alike and only needs to take control of capital to bring about perfect, scientific governance.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 03:23 PM


IIRC, Lenin believed that the Capitalists had so perfected business that one need only be able to read, write, and do basic arithmetic to make it work. In other words, the viewpoint of someone who never did anything harder than be a clerk in a retail store.

Posted by: toby928 at April 16, 2025 03:31 PM (jc0TO)

201 Two Belgian teenagers were charged Tuesday with wildlife piracy after they were arrested on April 5 with 5,000 ants packed in 2,244 test tubes that had been filled with cotton wool to enable the ants to survive for months. Authorities said it is part of a trend in trafficking smaller, less-known species.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 16, 2025 03:29 PM (CWTWj)
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Of all the things we have to worry about, now it's Belgian ant-traffickers.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 16, 2025 03:31 PM (6K6Eu)

202 I do not think I have ever met an actual white supremacist- they all seem to be larpers.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 16, 2025 03:29 PM (8HNt+)

I met a few. Homeless drug addicts in mental hospitals.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2025 03:31 PM (dGCAG)

203 145 39 Passover doesn't have Giant Chocolate Bunnies.
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 16, 2025 03:02 PM (pZ64F)

And that is a damned shame, if you ask me.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2025 03:22 PM (a4NoL)

_____________________________

Best Passover project that I can think of is to ignore your first born for an entire day. Pretend they don't exist. Hell, I have parents in my neighborhood who celebrate Passover year round.

Posted by: Orson at April 16, 2025 03:31 PM (dIske)

204 WOW. I was going to ask protests against the US or against the commies in Beijing? The commies in Beijing!

Chinese citizens have been making memes about Trump slaying Xi, apparently.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2025 03:31 PM (2ocoG)

205 At some point just compassion would lead the worst people to be taken off the streets and cared for. The problem is, who do we trust to make that call? I read recently about a 3-year study in which they experimentally put perfectly sane people in front of psychologists to see if they'd be declared sane or not and most of them were committed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

=============

Right there! Involuntary commitment/treatment is so fraught with potential for abuse (and plenty of historical examples) that it baffles our compassionate impulses. It's a dilemma, I tells ya.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

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Seems easy enough.

"What is a woman?"

"Is a baby a human being?"

"Does me being vaccinated keep you from catching the virus I'm vaccinated against?"

We could probably come up with a couple of others if need be.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men's resources matter to women, women's weight matters to men at April 16, 2025 03:31 PM (rlK7S)

206 What is a kid unfriendly Passover craft?

Macaroni art.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair

"I desire...macaroni pictures."

Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 03:31 PM (77rzZ)

207 The rabbit self identified as a penguin.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2025 03:31 PM (d7ais)

208 Da fuq? The Savior was denied entry in El Salvador?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 16, 2025 03:31 PM (L/fGl)

209 $5 says this guy actually has done shit in the past but local law enforcement refused to prosecute for reasons.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

210 Somebunny stop me.
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2025 03:27 PM (vFG9F)

Freeze or the bunny gets it!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

I've got the water boiling, honey.

Posted by: some chick at April 16, 2025 03:32 PM (v0R5T)

211
Chinese citizens have been making memes about Trump slaying Xi, apparently.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2025 03:31 PM (2ocoG)



Is there room left in China for the killing fields?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

212 Arsonists should be shot on sight. Ordinarily “taking the law into your own hands” will get the normies hypersensitive. This is a serious failure on the part of security. They never did stop him or even catch him. I’ve no love for the governor of PA but this is pretty damning.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 16, 2025 03:29 PM (cUYXS)
______________

Agent Fupa strikes again?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2025 03:33 PM (YqDXo)

213 "Get out or get put out!"

- -- - - - Aggie Punchline
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 03:30 PM


"You don't put out, he don't get out."

- The King (who it's good to be)

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2025 03:33 PM (bFu5X)

214 211
Chinese citizens have been making memes about Trump slaying Xi, apparently.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2025 03:31 PM (2ocoG)


Is there room left in China for the killing fields?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

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I don't think the ones in Cambodia have been used much frequently.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 03:33 PM (GBKbO)

215
"I desire...macaroni pictures."
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 03:31 PM (77rzZ)



"This pasta is shit. Make art with it."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

216 >> I knew a guy in college who was a hard left communist - even gave himself a tattoo of Lenin! I ran into him years ago at a wedding and now he's a hard right libertarian, living off the grid somewhere "up North"

Many such cases!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 16, 2025 03:33 PM (l3YAf)

217 $5 says this guy actually has done shit in the past but local law enforcement refused to prosecute for reasons.

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Do you have any idea how much paperwork that would involve?

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men's resources matter to women, women's weight matters to men at April 16, 2025 03:33 PM (rlK7S)

218 Da fuq? The Savior was denied entry in El Salvador?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 16, 2025 03:31 PM


ISWYDT.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2025 03:33 PM (bFu5X)

219 Was the plane at O'Hare.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2025 03:34 PM (d7ais)

220 "I desire...macaroni pictures."

He gets it.

Posted by: Rick Moranis at April 16, 2025 03:34 PM (EXyHK)

221 217 $5 says this guy actually has done shit in the past but local law enforcement refused to prosecute for reasons.

-

Do you have any idea how much paperwork that would involve?
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men's resources matter to women, women's weight matters to men at April 16, 2025 03:33 PM (rlK7S)

Doesnt put money in the city/state coffers either.

Posted by: A quota by any other name at April 16, 2025 03:34 PM (TbWk/)

222 The so-called "rare earths" aren't rare at all. They're everywhere. The USA is loaded with them. The problem is that they are very messy to extract from the Earth. You literally have to rip the Earth apart, and bring entire mountains down.

You know the pics of those gigantic machines sitting in the middle of miles of ripped up Earth like they're terraforming a planet in a sc-fi movie? That's how you do it.

Also, a lot of slave labor.

Even China has moved most of its rare-Earth production to such unstable cesspools as Burma.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 16, 2025 03:34 PM (iFTx/)

223 217 $5 says this guy actually has done shit in the past but local law enforcement refused to prosecute for reasons.

-

Do you have any idea how much paperwork that would involve?
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men's resources matter to women, women's weight matters to men at April 16, 2025 03:33 PM (rlK7S)

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I have seen Hot Fuzz, so yes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 03:34 PM (GBKbO)

224 "I desire...macaroni pictures."
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 03:31 PM


Best I can do is spaghetti Westerns.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2025 03:35 PM (bFu5X)

225 Nobody expects the Belgian Ant Trafficers!

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 16, 2025 03:35 PM (wBaIH)

226 Killing Fields jokes now.

Some poor wanderer might come in and think we are utter assholes.

Well, yes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 16, 2025 03:35 PM (8HNt+)

227 >>>Never, ever believe the media -- about anything.

A leftist arsonist commits arson and attempted murder, and the media blames the right.

Hang them all.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2025 03:35 PM (i24o9)

228 226 Killing Fields jokes now.

Some poor wanderer might come in and think we are utter assholes.

Well, yes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 16, 2025 03:35 PM (8HNt+)

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Well...yeah.

*points to self*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 03:36 PM (GBKbO)

229 Some poor wanderer might come in and think we are utter assholes.

Well, yes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 16, 2025 03:35 PM (8HNt+)



"Those commenters are asshoe!"

-- - - - - Wandering Lurker

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

230 Smuggling fire ants into Europe would be so amusing.

Posted by: toby928 at April 16, 2025 03:36 PM (jc0TO)

231 >> I knew a guy in college who was a hard left communist - even gave himself a tattoo of Lenin! I ran into him years ago at a wedding and now he's a hard right libertarian, living off the grid somewhere "up North"
......

I bet he's writing his manifesto as we speak.

Posted by: wth at April 16, 2025 03:36 PM (v0R5T)

232 >>>Never, ever believe the media -- about anything.

A leftist arsonist commits arson and attempted murder, and the media blames the right.

Hang them all.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2025 03:35 PM (i24o9)

*pours one out for D-Lamp*

Posted by: A prophet without honor is his own hometown at April 16, 2025 03:36 PM (TbWk/)

233 My point being the "Libertarian leaning" part of the descriptor could be true-ish because the divisions between different flavors of anarchists (of which I consider communists to be) are mostly academic in nature and not practical in any way.

"Smash the state!"
-said by communists and anarcho-capitalists alike

That bleeding edge of the political world (or, the meeting point if we want to use the circle model) is a place where hard right libertarians can easily become hard left communists.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 03:27 PM (GBKbO)

Communists aren't anarchists at all. They go to war with any system they don't rule, and if they win they get shot by the thugs in their movement and the state becomes a totalitarian dictatorship where all the communist talk is just nonsense for the outsiders.

The circle model is nonsense, based on the lie that Nazis were "right wing" and that their beloved Russian communists be far away from them while we supported them in WWII

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 03:36 PM (n7h9X)

234 Killing Fields jokes now.

Some poor wanderer might come in and think we are utter assholes.

Well, yes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 16, 2025 03:35 PM


Or that we're weird but oddly loveable.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2025 03:37 PM (bFu5X)

235 Smuggling fire ants into Europe would be so amusing.
Posted by: toby928 at April 16, 2025 03:36 PM (jc0TO)



Texas should traffic a few feral hogs their way. THAT would be awesome.

Sorry, you have no weaponry to combat them. ENJOY!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

236 "I desire...macaroni pictures."
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He gets it.
Posted by: Rick Moranis at April 16, 2025 03:34 PM (EXyHK)

You sure 'bout that?

Posted by: Matt and Trey at April 16, 2025 03:38 PM (dGCAG)

237 That bleeding edge of the political world (or, the meeting point if we want to use the circle model) is a place where hard right libertarians can easily become hard left communists.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 03:27 PM (GBKbO)


But DOGE is not Antifa, and to try to conflate the two solely on the goal of reducing the power of the state ignores WHY it is deemed important to reduce the power of the state.

This is like the MSM's deeply held belief that all conservatives can easily become neo-cons who's only goal is to do whatever evil thing they think we need to be against - but we can be sure it is truly evil since they are against it.

Which, hanging around this place is plausible if you just listen to the most strident and repetitive voices.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2025 03:38 PM (D7oie)

238
Or that we're weird but oddly loveable.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2025 03:37 PM (bFu5X)



Snuggleable, just don't give us access to the pantry or liquor cabinet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

239 Smuggling fire ants into Europe would be so amusing.
Posted by: toby928 at April 16, 2025 03:36 PM (jc0TO)

Texas should traffic a few feral hogs their way. THAT would be awesome.

Sorry, you have no weaponry to combat them. ENJOY!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)
_____________

Just send them the inmates of The View.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2025 03:38 PM (YqDXo)

240 Texas should traffic a few feral hogs their way. THAT would be awesome.

Sorry, you have no weaponry to combat them. ENJOY!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

That. Is. EVIL. And I love it.

Posted by: HOGMAGEDDON! at April 16, 2025 03:38 PM (TbWk/)

241 "Those commenters are asshoe!"

-- - - - - Wandering Lurker
Posted by: Sponge


How did Witch Doktor's sister characterize us? "Weird but strangely endearing?"

Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 03:38 PM (77rzZ)

242 How did Witch Doktor's sister characterize us? "Weird but strangely endearing?"
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 03:38 PM (77rzZ)



RMBS mentions it above.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

243 Texas should traffic a few feral hogs their way. THAT would be awesome.

Sorry, you have no weaponry to combat them. ENJOY!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 03:37 PM


A species that can eat anything, increases it's population by 600% a year, and can defend itself against people.

They took over this entire continent in less than 300 years.

Posted by: toby928 at April 16, 2025 03:40 PM (jc0TO)

244 This is like the MSM's deeply held belief that all conservatives can easily become neo-cons who's only goal is to do whatever evil thing they think we need to be against - but we can be sure it is truly evil since they are against it.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2025 03:38 PM (D7oie)

most NeoCons are democrats these days

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 03:40 PM (n7h9X)

245 How did Witch Doktor's sister characterize us? "Weird but strangely endearing?"
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 03:38 PM (77rzZ)


RMBS mentions it above.
Posted by: Sponge

Yes, I think his version is the correct one.

Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 03:40 PM (77rzZ)

246 Who will make our cheap chinese crap now?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2025 03:40 PM (d7ais)

247
Queery:

Are the Douglas Adams books any good? Hitchhiker's Guide, etc. Worth listening to on audio?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 03:40 PM (GSWOH)

248 Understanding Asian languages.

https://shorturl.at/kTCxf

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 16, 2025 03:40 PM (L/fGl)

249 Communists aren't anarchists at all. They go to war with any system they don't rule, and if they win they get shot by the thugs in their movement and the state becomes a totalitarian dictatorship where all the communist talk is just nonsense for the outsiders.

The circle model is nonsense, based on the lie that Nazis were "right wing" and that their beloved Russian communists be far away from them while we supported them in WWII
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 03:36 PM (n7h9X)

+1 I’m not an ancap, but I am a hard-right libertarian.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 16, 2025 03:41 PM (l3YAf)

250 How did Witch Doktor's sister characterize us? "Weird but strangely endearing?"
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 03:38 PM


They're hideous, yet I can't look away.

Posted by: toby928 at April 16, 2025 03:41 PM (jc0TO)

251 237 But DOGE is not Antifa, and to try to conflate the two solely on the goal of reducing the power of the state ignores WHY it is deemed important to reduce the power of the state.

This is like the MSM's deeply held belief that all conservatives can easily become neo-cons who's only goal is to do whatever evil thing they think we need to be against - but we can be sure it is truly evil since they are against it.

Which, hanging around this place is plausible if you just listen to the most strident and repetitive voices.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2025 03:38 PM (D7oie)

=========

I consider DOGE to actually be quite moderate, perhaps even soft-left leaning. Making government more efficient and better run is not libertarian in nature. Smaller is part of it is good, but the goal seems more about making the government more clearly aligned with its mission, not to dismantle it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 03:41 PM (GBKbO)

252 Only time they will be concerned is when they are up against a wall. Put there by their dogs.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 16, 2025 03:41 PM (pcroc)

253 Cognitive dissonance is a terrible thing. The Times readership is unhinged enough as it is. Give their therapists a break!

Posted by: Kurtz at April 16, 2025 03:41 PM (DJUN3)

254 Are the Douglas Adams books any good? Hitchhiker's Guide, etc. Worth listening to on audio?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 03:40 PM (GSWOH)
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Yes. Hitchhiker's Guide began life as a radio broadcast - those recordings are out there, too.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 16, 2025 03:41 PM (6K6Eu)

255 were arrested on April 5 with 5,000 ants packed in 2,244 test
======
So, pairs of ants.
Were either of these guys named Noah?

Posted by: From about That Time at April 16, 2025 03:41 PM (n4GiU)

256 That bleeding edge of the political world (or, the meeting point if we want to use the circle model) is a place where hard right libertarians can easily become hard left communists.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 03:27 PM (GBKbO)

I don't buy the circle model at all. It's a specious tool that gives pseudo-intellectual cover for claiming that people who are "too conservative" are crypto-Nazis. How wanting less government makes you a subscriber to an authoritarian government system is beyond me, because it's nonsense.

Posted by: Tis rubbish at April 16, 2025 03:41 PM (TbWk/)

257 Are the Douglas Adams books any good? Hitchhiker's Guide, etc. Worth listening to on audio?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 03:40 PM (GSWOH)

I’d say they’re all good, but the Hitchhiker books drop off in quality. Dirk Gently is good.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 16, 2025 03:42 PM (l3YAf)

258 The Pennsylvania State Police security detail around the governor didn't cover themselves in glory. That fire was nasty. The fact that this nitwit did that much damage will only encourage other nitwits. Not that left on left violence bothers me, but someone innocent could be hurt

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 16, 2025 03:42 PM (6TePA)

259 When women go to Cambodia just to have babies, so that the kid and they will get Cambodian citizenship, are the kids Angkor babies?

Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 03:42 PM (77rzZ)

260
Who will make our cheap chinese crap now?
Posted by: Boss Moss


Um, the billion other Orientals in Asia?

Or maybe the billion Injuns in Inida.

The WORLD is lousy with cheap labor. Like, 95% of the World is "cheap labor."

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 03:42 PM (GSWOH)

261 here's the rest of the ant trafficking story:

Lornoy David and Seppe Lodewijckx, both 19 years old, appeared distraught during their appearance in Nairobi before a magistrate, whom they told they were collecting the ants for fun and didn't know it is illegal. Separately in the same courtroom, Kenyan Dennis Ng'ang'a and Vietnamese Duh Hung Nguyen also were charged with illegal trafficking of ants.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 16, 2025 03:42 PM (CWTWj)

262 The Spaniards left a few hogs on Cuba. A few years later there were 10's of thousands

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2025 03:42 PM (d7ais)

263 When women go to Cambodia just to have babies, so that the kid and they will get Cambodian citizenship, are the kids Angkor babies?
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 03:42 PM (77rzZ)

Wat?

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 03:43 PM (n7h9X)

264 How did Witch Doktor's sister characterize us? "Weird but strangely endearing?"
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 03:38 PM

They're hideous, yet I can't look away.
Posted by: toby928 at April 16, 2025 03:41 PM


Which was probably her first thought before cleaning it up.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2025 03:43 PM (bFu5X)

265 This thing stinks to high heavens. There is a certain Senator from PA who is a 100 times more pro-Israel than Shapiro. Yet nothing there. I think it's a mob hit, disguised as anti-semitic event.

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2025 03:43 PM (g47mK)

266 >> How wanting less government makes you a subscriber to an authoritarian government system is beyond me, because it's nonsense.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Pinochet Stans at April 16, 2025 03:43 PM (l3YAf)

267 The plot thickens

Kilmar Agrego Garcia was given a work permit by DHS and made an apprentice with SMART, the International Association of Sheet Metal, Rail, Air and Transportation Workers

The Union issued a statement in response to PDT's March 27, 2025 Executive Order regarding collective bargaining rights.

Posted by: L - No nic, adores Musk and Miller at April 16, 2025 03:43 PM (NFX2v)

268 259 When women go to Cambodia just to have babies, so that the kid and they will get Cambodian citizenship, are the kids Angkor babies?
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 03:42 PM (77rzZ)

Wat?

Posted by: Confused I am at April 16, 2025 03:43 PM (TbWk/)

269 Texas should traffic a few feral hogs their way. THAT would be awesome.

Sorry, you have no weaponry to combat them. ENJOY!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

Apparently, feral hogs are taking over Europe right now. German media covers the people-porker encounters on a routine basis.

Posted by: mrp at April 16, 2025 03:43 PM (rj6Yv)

270

EM RAMBUTAN FOADDY-SEBUN!11!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 16, 2025 03:43 PM (5hfjS)

271
Worst comes to worse...

we always have the billion people in Africa.

Even though Africa never built a two-story structure until, like, the year 1920.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 03:44 PM (GSWOH)

272 IIRC, the feral swine in North America were primarily descended from a dozen or so that escaped from Spanish St. Augustine.

Posted by: toby928 at April 16, 2025 03:44 PM (jc0TO)

273 256 I don't buy the circle model at all. It's a specious tool that gives pseudo-intellectual cover for claiming that people who are "too conservative" are crypto-Nazis. How wanting less government makes you a subscriber to an authoritarian government system is beyond me, because it's nonsense.
Posted by: Tis rubbish at April 16, 2025 03:41 PM (TbWk/)

=======

What sells me on it is that textbook communism is stateless. It's anarchic in nature.

None of the adherents who achieve power come close to implementing it because textbook communism is never actually the goal, but when arguing hypotheticals in grey boxes instead of implementing policy, textbook communism is inherently stateless.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 03:44 PM (GBKbO)

274 This thing stinks to high heavens. There is a certain Senator from PA who is a 100 times more pro-Israel than Shapiro. Yet nothing there. I think it's a mob hit, disguised as anti-semitic event.
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2025 03:43 PM (g47mK)

His voting record suggests otherwise.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 16, 2025 03:44 PM (MGB5H)

275 Understanding Asian languages.
----------
He doesn't identify which of the many Philippine languages he's saying. Tagalog, I suppose.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 16, 2025 03:44 PM (6K6Eu)

276 31 His mom was quoted in local media that she was trying to get him help for mental illness but no one could do anything.

Which is true. There is no way to get someone to get back on their meds if they're in the wild. She would have had to get the police to come pick him up by claiming he was trying to kill himself or her. That's the only way she could have gotten him in a psych unit.
Posted by: kallisto at April 16, 2025 03:01 PM (dCxaZ)

Maybe now he'll get the help he needs!

Posted by: m at April 16, 2025 03:44 PM (CQE5S)

277 Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 03:43 PM (n7h9X)

You bastard!

Posted by: Beat me to the punch at April 16, 2025 03:44 PM (TbWk/)

278

Saul Sadka
@Saul_Sadka
If you announce—as the Globalize the Intifada, By Any Means Neccesary & Taylor Lorenz crowd have done—that to be a hero and irresistible to women just commit acts of terror, some will. They know this, and that's the plan. Deniable political violence.

A prominent Democrat Jewish family was nearly burned alive in their home "for Palestine"—but you won't find the story on the front pages of the Democrat supprting NYT, LA Times, or Washingon Post.

The Democratic Party and their media allies need to make a decision urgently: Who do they want to feel more at home in their party, the Shapiro family or the people who paved the path to their near murder.

https://tinyurl.com/4ewskscc

Posted by: redridinghood at April 16, 2025 03:45 PM (NpAcC)

279 Have they touted him as a white supremacist yet?

Posted by: Darth_Randall at April 16, 2025 03:45 PM (YIidz)

280 Who will make our cheap chinese crap now?
Posted by: Boss Moss

Um, the billion other Orientals in Asia?

Or maybe the billion Injuns in Inida.

The WORLD is lousy with cheap labor. Like, 95% of the World is "cheap labor."

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 03:42 PM (GSWOH)
_____________

Why don't the Africans get in on this?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2025 03:45 PM (YqDXo)

281 The Spaniards left a few hogs on Cuba. A few years later there were 10's of thousands
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2025 03:42 PM (d7ais)

Rabbits in Australia.

When Panama raised up, South America was full of Marsupials. Aside from Possums, who marched North the Marsupal species were pretty much wiped out by North American species.

Changing an ecosystem can be risky.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 03:45 PM (n7h9X)

282 Um, the billion other Orientals in Asia?

Or maybe the billion Injuns in Inida.

The WORLD is lousy with cheap labor. Like, 95% of the World is "cheap labor."

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 03:42 PM (GSWOH)

How about we try making things in America again, instead of outsourcing to the third world and creating a pretext for never-ending strife and war?

Posted by: Pinochet Stans at April 16, 2025 03:45 PM (l3YAf)

283 Even though Africa never built a two-story structure until, like, the year 1920.
Posted by: Soothsayer
......

when mud rebar was invented.

Posted by: wth at April 16, 2025 03:46 PM (v0R5T)

284
Ooh, Dirk Gently. I liked that tv series (Brit).

Douglas Adams did that? Did not know.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 03:46 PM (GSWOH)

285
https://tinyurl.com/myzmbnyj
Posted by: mrp

===============

That's an amazing vid. I'm about 2/3 through.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 03:46 PM (M4PBL)

286 I'm sure he will enjoy the socialism of prison.

Posted by: Darth_Randall at April 16, 2025 03:46 PM (YIidz)

287 The Democratic Party and their media allies need to make a decision urgently: Who do they want to feel more at home in their party, the Shapiro family or the people who paved the path to their near murder.

https://tinyurl.com/4ewskscc
Posted by: redridinghood at April 16, 2025 03:45 PM (NpAcC)

They've already made this decision.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 16, 2025 03:46 PM (MGB5H)

288
Apparently, feral hogs are taking over Europe right now. German media covers the people-porker encounters on a routine basis.
Posted by: mrp at April 16, 2025 03:43 PM (rj6Yv)



Ah, good. Wealth, shared.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

289 278
Saul Sadka
@Saul_Sadka
A prominent Democrat Jewish family was nearly burned alive in their home "for Palestine"—but you won't find the story on the front pages of the Democrat supprting NYT, LA Times, or Washingon Post.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 16, 2025 03:45 PM (NpAcC)

I think that claim is unlikely to be true.

Posted by: m at April 16, 2025 03:46 PM (CQE5S)

290
when mud rebar was invented.
Posted by: wth


by a black woman, of course

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 03:47 PM (GSWOH)

291 Cambodia might have been true communism. Or the closest anyone will get.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

... and given it's fetish with making university professors get out and work the rice paddies, my favorite.

Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2025 03:47 PM (j4U/Z)

292 Even though Africa never built a two-story structure until, like, the year 1920.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 03:44 PM


Sub-Saharan Africa maybe. The Egyptians were no slouches.

Posted by: toby928 at April 16, 2025 03:47 PM (jc0TO)

293 The Democratic Party and their media allies need to make a decision urgently: Who do they want to feel more at home in their party, the Shapiro family or the people who paved the path to their near murder.

https://tinyurl.com/4ewskscc
Posted by: redridinghood at April 16, 2025 03:45 PM (NpAcC)

LOL. The Democrats already have decided, decades ago. The Shapiros and Jewish folk need to do the deciding.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 03:47 PM (n7h9X)

294 What sells me on it is that textbook communism is stateless. It's anarchic in nature.

None of the adherents who achieve power come close to implementing it because textbook communism is never actually the goal, but when arguing hypotheticals in grey boxes instead of implementing policy, textbook communism is inherently stateless.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 03:44 PM (GBKbO)

Bakunin vs. Marx. Dictatorship of the proletariat.

Posted by: Your reading assignment at April 16, 2025 03:47 PM (l3YAf)

295 When Panama raised up, South America was full of Marsupials. Aside from Possums, who marched North the Marsupal species were pretty much wiped out by North American species.
Posted by: Oldcat

Armadillos and porcupines also came north from S. America.

Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 03:47 PM (77rzZ)

296 Worst comes to worse...

we always have the billion people in Africa.

Even though Africa never built a two-story structure until, like, the year 1920.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 03:44 PM (GSWOH)
_____________

Sorry, just saw this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2025 03:47 PM (YqDXo)

297 How did Witch Doktor's sister characterize us? "Weird but strangely endearing?"
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 03:38 PM

They're hideous, yet I can't look away.
Posted by: toby928


Like. A. Train. Wreck.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2025 03:47 PM (GxM4+)

298 That's an amazing vid. I'm about 2/3 through.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 03:46 PM (M4PBL)

Thanks, I've played it through twice already.

Posted by: mrp at April 16, 2025 03:47 PM (rj6Yv)

299 He's in the jailhouse now.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 16, 2025 03:47 PM (lEahz)

300
Like. A. Train. Wreck.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2025 03:47 PM (GxM4+)



This.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

301 The left has been engaging in wide spread terrorism because there has been little push back.

Compare that to the 80s when pro-lifers engaged in political violence and the Dems and Reps destroyed most of the major pro-life orgs irrespective of whether they had anything to do with the people engaged in violence.

We really need Bondi to just bring up individual leftists on charges but the organizations they are part of and these are leftists NONE of them are lone wolves.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2025 03:48 PM (t0Rmr)

302 It was a Trump supporter that did the arson. Probably the same guy who shot Trump.

Posted by: ... at April 16, 2025 03:48 PM (1JX/a)

303 Sub-Saharan Africa maybe. The Egyptians were no slouches.
Posted by: toby928

*winks*

Posted by: Ancient Aliens at April 16, 2025 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

304 Tony Segura on X runs a GPS tracking of mobile devices outfit. He tracked this Goon to over 50 Harris Events and BLM and Pro Palatine . F'n guy got past State Troopers and did the dirty deed. Thank God he failed.

Segura also found that most attendees at Dem rally's and protests are all one group....yep Oh btw that Bernie AOC rally last only had 20k not 36k attendees

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! now I'm not. at April 16, 2025 03:49 PM (KjELq)

305 The Ancient Egyptians were related to half the men in western europe.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2025 03:49 PM (d7ais)

306
Sub-Saharan Africa maybe. The Egyptians were no slouches.
Posted by: toby928


Dood...

Do I really have to say it?

btw, you go through a Time Machine, or something? Fountain of Yute?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 03:49 PM (GSWOH)

307 His voting record suggests otherwise.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 16, 2025 03:44 PM (MGB5H)

give me an example

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2025 03:49 PM (g47mK)

308 Armadillos and porcupines also came north from S. America.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 03:47 PM


They couldn't get across the Mississippi until we built them bridges. Now I have four in my yard.

Posted by: toby928 at April 16, 2025 03:49 PM (jc0TO)

309 Even though Africa never built a two-story structure until, like, the year 1920.
Posted by: Soothsayer

There's a cool building in Harare, Zimbabwe designed like a termite mound. Keeps it cool in the summer.

Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 03:49 PM (77rzZ)

310 What sells me on it is that textbook communism is stateless. It's anarchic in nature.

None of the adherents who achieve power come close to implementing it because textbook communism is never actually the goal, but when arguing hypotheticals in grey boxes instead of implementing policy, textbook communism is inherently stateless.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 03:44 PM (GBKbO)

But only on paper and never in reality. The second you take it out of a weed-fueled sophomore college dorm bullshit session it becomes a totalitarian nightmare with top-down command. To be fair to weed-fueled bullshit you can't have an anarchy-based society either because that would almost immediately devolve into tribalism/warlordism.

Posted by: The meek inherit fuck-all, the ruthless rule at April 16, 2025 03:49 PM (TbWk/)

311 Even though Africa never built a two-story structure until, like, the year 1920.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 03:44 PM

Sub-Saharan Africa maybe. The Egyptians were no slouches.
Posted by: toby928 at April 16, 2025 03:47 PM (jc0TO)

South Africa probably did. Although since it is a big continent they might have stuck to ranch style buildings. Although from my memories of the battle of Rorke's Drift that enclosure had larger buildings than 1 story and the main wall of the laager.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 03:50 PM (n7h9X)

312 give me an example
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2025 03:49 PM (g47mK)

He voted against aid to Israel.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 16, 2025 03:50 PM (MGB5H)

313 btw, you go through a Time Machine, or something? Fountain of Yute?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 03:49 PM


Something like that. I gotta be me sometimes.

Posted by: toby928 at April 16, 2025 03:50 PM (jc0TO)

314 Armadillos and porcupines also came north from S. America.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 03:47 PM

They couldn't get across the Mississippi until we built them bridges. Now I have four in my yard.
Posted by: toby928

Dillos or porcupines?

Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 03:50 PM (77rzZ)

315 288 Apparently, feral hogs are taking over Europe right now.
Posted by: mrp at April 16, 2025 03:43 PM (rj6Yv)

A lot of good recipes out there in the BBQ realm. Might displace Texarkana hunting.

Fortunate that the native Muslims can't eat 'em.

Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2025 03:51 PM (j4U/Z)

316 310 But only on paper and never in reality. The second you take it out of a weed-fueled sophomore college dorm bullshit session it becomes a totalitarian nightmare with top-down command. To be fair to weed-fueled bullshit you can't have an anarchy-based society either because that would almost immediately devolve into tribalism/warlordism.
Posted by: The meek inherit fuck-all, the ruthless rule at April 16, 2025 03:49 PM (TbWk/)

=======

Of course, but the models are based on political philosophy. It's an academic exercise to try and define realms of ideas.

All models are wrong, some are useful. The circle isn't my favorite model (I like the 4 quadrant model more), but I find it useful in some ways.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 03:51 PM (GBKbO)

317 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Joe Biden, High On Dope at April 16, 2025 03:51 PM (cnVbw)

318 Tis a sad day in Whoville boys and girl. We lost that king of game show hosts . Wink Martindale

Pioneering Game Show Host of ‘Tic-Tac-Dough’, ‘Gambit,’ ‘High Rollers,’ Dies at 91 RIP Oh King of the TV before cable.

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! now I'm not. at April 16, 2025 03:52 PM (KjELq)

319 Nobody expects the Belgian Ant Trafficers!

I, for one, welcome our new trafficked ant overlords.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2025 03:52 PM (s8j++)

320 Armadillos and porcupines also came north from S. America.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 03:47 PM

They couldn't get across the Mississippi until we built them bridges. Now I have four in my yard.
Posted by: toby928

Dillos or porcupines?
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 03:50 PM (77rzZ)

------------

Or bridges?

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 16, 2025 03:52 PM (dmetV)

321 Worst thing ever introduced to Australia was beetroots.
Now they put 'em on hamburgers.

Posted by: wth at April 16, 2025 03:52 PM (v0R5T)

322
The point is there's lots of cheap labor in the world -- china ain't the only game in town.

The other point is Africa never saw a two-story structure until a non-African showed up.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 03:52 PM (GSWOH)

323 The Democratic Party and their media allies need to make a decision urgently: Who do they want to feel more at home in their party, the Shapiro family or the people who paved the path to their near murder.

https://tinyurl.com/4ewskscc
Posted by: redridinghood at April 16, 2025 03:45 PM


To ask the question is to answer it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2025 03:53 PM (bFu5X)

324 Tis a sad day in Whoville boys and girl. We lost that king of game show hosts . Wink Martindale

Pioneering Game Show Host of ‘Tic-Tac-Dough’, ‘Gambit,’ ‘High Rollers,’ Dies at 91 RIP Oh King of the TV before cable.
Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! now I'm not. at April 16, 2025 03:52 PM (KjELq)
-----------
Also an afternoon DJ at KMPC.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 16, 2025 03:53 PM (6K6Eu)

325 I would put most Discworld books ahead of Hitchhiker's guide, but only if you agree that going from sci-fi to fantasy is a lateral move.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 16, 2025 03:53 PM (lEahz)

326
But only on paper and never in reality. The second you take it out of a weed-fueled sophomore college dorm bullshit session it becomes a totalitarian nightmare with top-down command.


They play silly games with this too...

Ok my "democratic anarchist communist" friend, let's say you get the people to vote and they decide everyone must work in a widget factory and I don't want to. "But you'll have to". Yeah I say no - are you going to send the police to get me because I disagree with the local government? "There won't be police or a government, it will be the representatives of the people that will drag you to the factory because we are all good anarchists!". That's a government, those draggers will be the police and this will in no shape be anarchy. "NO WAY!"

Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2025 03:53 PM (t0Rmr)

327 I don't have four bridges in my yard

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2025 03:53 PM (d7ais)

328 Reminds me of what a great man once said, "Nihilists! F*** me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."


Posted by: LASue at April 16, 2025 03:53 PM (lCppi)

329 318 I think Wink Martindale was one of us, no?

Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 03:53 PM (77rzZ)

330 What sells me on it is that textbook communism is stateless. It's anarchic in nature.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 03:44 PM (GBKbO)

Textbook communism isn't stateless, its mindless. If the state "withers away", who cleans the cesspools under Communism? How can someone decide if a dude decides "his need" requires your abilities to provide it and you must work?

Even the pie in the sky idea of heaven has an absolute leader or three to enforce the rules.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 03:54 PM (n7h9X)

331
Look at the indians. Living in crude tents and caves. Those people were going no where. They'd still be living in teepees, today.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 03:54 PM (GSWOH)

332 There's a cool building in Harare, Zimbabwe designed like a termite mound. Keeps it cool in the summer.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 03:49 PM (77rzZ

Huh that IS a terminate mound you nincompoop.

-Zombie Moe Howard

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! now I'm not. at April 16, 2025 03:54 PM (KjELq)

333 Russian fur trappers and traders seeded the Pacific west coast with Siberian? boar.

Posted by: 13times at April 16, 2025 03:54 PM (g2A7E)

334 A boar got King Baratheon.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 16, 2025 03:54 PM (lEahz)

335 330 Textbook communism isn't stateless, its mindless. If the state "withers away", who cleans the cesspools under Communism? How can someone decide if a dude decides "his need" requires your abilities to provide it and you must work?

Even the pie in the sky idea of heaven has an absolute leader or three to enforce the rules.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 03:54 PM (n7h9X)

=======

It's as realistic as anarcho-capitalism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 03:54 PM (GBKbO)

336
Why no Indian History Month?

Gee, big mystery, there.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 03:54 PM (GSWOH)

337 How come you never hear anything about neo-Prussian German Imperialists?

Posted by: Azjaeger at April 16, 2025 03:54 PM (6BCCT)

338
Look at the indians. Living in crude tents and caves. Those people were going no where. They'd still be living in teepees, today.


Hey we built impressive temples and public works!

Posted by: Some Aztec Priest holding a still beating human heart at April 16, 2025 03:55 PM (t0Rmr)

339 But only on paper and never in reality. The second you take it out of a weed-fueled sophomore college dorm bullshit session it becomes a totalitarian nightmare with top-down command. To be fair to weed-fueled bullshit you can't have an anarchy-based society either because that would almost immediately devolve into tribalism/warlordism.
Posted by: The meek inherit fuck-all, the ruthless rule at April 16, 2025 03:49 PM (TbWk/)

=======

Of course, but the models are based on political philosophy. It's an academic exercise to try and define realms of ideas.

All models are wrong, some are useful. The circle isn't my favorite model (I like the 4 quadrant model more), but I find it useful in some ways.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 03:51 PM (GBKbO)
______

"Just gimme a big rocket shaped like a dick"

-- Katy Perry

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 16, 2025 03:55 PM (iFTx/)

340 Look at the indians. Living in crude tents and caves. Those people were going no where. They'd still be living in teepees, today.

Posted by: Soothsayer

Cahokia says "Hi!"

Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 03:55 PM (77rzZ)

341
A prominent Democrat Jewish family was nearly burned alive in their home "for Palestine"—but you won't find the story on the front pages of the Democrat supprting NYT, LA Times, or Washingon Post.

The Democratic Party and their media allies need to make a decision urgently: Who do they want to feel more at home in their party, the Shapiro family or the people who paved the path to their near murder.

https://tinyurl.com/4ewskscc
Posted by: redridinghood at April 16, 2025 03:45 PM (NpAcC)

Are we back to anti-semitism now? I thought the motive was some sort of anger due to foreclosure or forfeiture of assets or some such. Some people don't take kindly to that, especially if their off their meds and bugfuck nuts.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 16, 2025 03:55 PM (FCbAQ)

342 no

Posted by: Joe Biden is a dope at April 16, 2025 03:55 PM (NFX2v)

343 Bonchie retweeted
Seth Mandel
@SethAMandel
3h
Reporting today pretty consistent that this was a straightforward attempt to assassinate a Jewish governor and his family on Passover out of revenge for the Palestinians. We'll see what else emerges obviously, but if that's where this is headed it's a bad, bad place.

Counterpoint: The arsonist is a lunatic. Don't give him a podium.

Posted by: m at April 16, 2025 03:55 PM (CQE5S)

344 Ok my "democratic anarchist communist" friend, let's say you get the people to vote and they decide everyone must work in a widget factory and I don't want to. "But you'll have to". Yeah I say no - are you going to send the police to get me because I disagree with the local government? "There won't be police or a government, it will be the representatives of the people that will drag you to the factory because we are all good anarchists!". That's a government, those draggers will be the police and this will in no shape be anarchy. "NO WAY!"
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2025 03:53 PM (t0Rmr)

Back when I tried, that argument is why I said you can get any liberal or leftist to get from peace and love to the death camps in about 15 minutes.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 03:55 PM (n7h9X)

345 But only on paper and never in reality. The second you take it out of a weed-fueled sophomore college dorm bullshit session it becomes a totalitarian nightmare with top-down command. To be fair to weed-fueled bullshit you can't have an anarchy-based society either because that would almost immediately devolve into tribalism/warlordism.
Posted by: The meek inherit fuck-all, the ruthless rule at April 16, 2025 03:49 PM (TbWk/)


Let me get this right, you claim the only way to prevent a totalitarian state is to HAVE a totalitarian state to prevent it?

Wow. I remember my history teachers telling me about the killing fields of territorial Oregon Country, the absolute iron rule of the Provisional Government of the Oregon Territory, and the secret star chamber meetings that set up the wolf bounty system developed in the Willamette Valley.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2025 03:56 PM (D7oie)

346 Dillos or porcupines?
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 03:50 PM


Tarkus. We have four juveniles living in the scrubby dense part of the property. They are cute as can be rooting around for grubs but they have started digging warrens which is no bueno.

Posted by: toby928 at April 16, 2025 03:56 PM (jc0TO)

347
Counterpoint: The arsonist is a lunatic. Don't give him a podium.

Posted by: m at April 16, 2025 03:55 PM (CQE5S)



"You can kindly go f*ck yourself. I'll do what I want. You're not the boss of me!"

- - - - - - Taylor Lorenz

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

348 How come you never hear anything about neo-Prussian German Imperialists?
Posted by: Azjaeger

Really? The Hapsburgs could never STFU.

Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 03:57 PM (77rzZ)

349 He voted against aid to Israel.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 16, 2025 03:50 PM (MGB5H)

He wanted Ukes in there as well. So he votes 90% not a 100%. My point is not the slight variations in his pro-Israel voting record, my point it that he is way more pro-Israel that Shapiro, yet his home was not burned down in the months following 10/7. Though parading in front of antifa and pali supporters, such as this guy, with an Israeli flag (so there'd be no confusion) should have made him a much juicier target.

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2025 03:57 PM (g47mK)

350
Cahokia says "Hi!"
Posted by: Bulg


No need for name-calling, bro.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 03:57 PM (GSWOH)

351 Queery:

Are the Douglas Adams books any good? Hitchhiker's Guide, etc. Worth listening to on audio?
Posted by: Soothsayer

Who you calling a queery? I thought Hitchhiker's Guide was hilarious, the sequels less so. I thought Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency was hilarious, the sequel considerably less so.

P.S. I've been watching Dirk Gently, the 2012 Brit TV series, and am quite enjoying joying it. Rather reminds me of Psyche but more mean spirited. The plot is more a variation of the book than a retelling. Like the books, you must do two opposite things to enjoy it. You must check your brain at the door and use your intelligence to figure out what's going on.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 16, 2025 03:57 PM (L/fGl)

352 299 He's in the jailhouse now.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 16, 2025 03:47 PM (lEahz)

Noice! (Pittsburgese for Nice)

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! now I'm not. at April 16, 2025 03:57 PM (KjELq)

353 Are we back to anti-semitism now? I thought the motive was some sort of anger due to foreclosure or forfeiture of assets or some such. Some people don't take kindly to that, especially if their off their meds and bugfuck nuts.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 16, 2025 03:55 PM (FCbAQ)

Back? Did they ever leave? What did NYC do to the conservative Jews in the COVID era while keeping open gay bathhouses?

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 03:57 PM (n7h9X)

354 Nothing says "no time for ideology" quite like firebombing the governor's mansion because the governor happens to be pro Israel.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 16, 2025 03:58 PM (tT6L1)

355 Look at the indians. Living in crude tents and caves. Those people were going no where. They'd still be living in teepees, today.
......

Smokeum too much peace pipe?

Posted by: wth at April 16, 2025 03:58 PM (v0R5T)

356 Russian fur trappers and traders seeded the Pacific west coast with Siberian? boar.
Posted by: 13times at April 16, 2025 03:54 PM (g2A7E)


trust me. No.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2025 03:58 PM (D7oie)

357 The Penn arsonist is an antisemite and a gibbering lunatic. He's the New Shimmer of domestic terrorists

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 16, 2025 03:58 PM (6TePA)

358 346 WTF is a "tarku?" (Other than $20?)

Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 03:58 PM (77rzZ)

359 Jennifer Vasquez, the wife of illegal alien and gang member Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia, either lied to the court when she filed for a domestic violence protective order in 2021—or she’s lying now on GoFundMe, where she calls him a ‘loving husband’ as donations surpass $177,000.

So, which is it?


c) she saw a great opportunity to part fools from their money

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 16, 2025 03:58 PM (hB7mE)

360 Which brings me back to my core complaint about the left: their all too predictable incompetence.

Posted by: Johnny Hildo at April 16, 2025 03:58 PM (zhAIW)

361 When all the vacant lots around us started getting developed, all the wildlife got pressed toward my land. We have had 'dillos, owls, rabbits, raccoons, squirrels without number, one giant hare, and about a dozen box turtles on the property. Oh, and a grey fox.

That's all I can think of right now but I am sure there are more.

Posted by: toby928 at April 16, 2025 03:59 PM (jc0TO)

362 Reminds me of what a great man once said, "Nihilists! F*** me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."


Posted by: LASue at April 16, 2025 03:53 PM (lCppi)


Yeah, he also trashed an innocent mans car and screamed about the consequences of fucking a stranger in the ass so... great man might be going a little hard.

Posted by: Duderino, if you want at April 16, 2025 03:59 PM (FCbAQ)

363 I feel certain that if right-wingers were throwing Molotov cocktails, the news would have reported it. Does anyone remember this, or is it another fiction?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 16, 2025 03:59 PM (w6EFb)

364 There is more to this story.

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2025 03:59 PM (g47mK)

365 While the Molotov cocktail has been used by agitators and protesters linked to both political wings,
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Oh, really? Name one “right-wing” Molotov cocktail incident.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 16, 2025 03:59 PM (jrfbg)

366 359 Jennifer Vasquez, the wife of illegal alien and gang member Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia, either lied to the court when she filed for a domestic violence protective order in 2021—or she’s lying now on GoFundMe, where she calls him a ‘loving husband’ as donations surpass $177,000.

So, which is it?

c) she saw a great opportunity to part fools from their money
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 16, 2025 03:58 PM (hB7mE


If she gets enough maybe she can get a new car and possibly a house without having to stab to death a white teenager

Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2025 04:00 PM (VE6XX)

367 The announcement of the WH press briefing at 4:30 bears a chyron saying "Including a Special Guest". Weird?

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 16, 2025 04:00 PM (2cS/G)

368 They'd still be living in teepees, today.

Posted by: Soothsayer

Only if they survived being slaughtered by competing tribes.

Posted by: ... at April 16, 2025 04:00 PM (1JX/a)

369 The damage to the piano makes me want to weep.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at April 16, 2025 04:00 PM (USyCi)

370 Captain Goon Boy is making the same face as an Anime cartoon girl when she has an orgasm.. Anime porn staple for reals..
A friend told me

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! now I'm not. at April 16, 2025 04:00 PM (KjELq)

371 Tarkus

https://tinyurl.com/yts8xkm7

Posted by: toby928 at April 16, 2025 04:00 PM (jc0TO)

372 "Oh, really? Name one “right-wing” Molotov cocktail incident."

==

"Bad people on both sides !"

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2025 04:00 PM (g47mK)

373
Back? Did they ever leave? What did NYC do to the conservative Jews in the COVID era while keeping open gay bathhouses?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 03:57 PM (n7h9X)

I just meant specifically the motives of the goofball in PA

Posted by: Duderino, if you want at April 16, 2025 04:00 PM (FCbAQ)

374
The announcement of the WH press briefing at 4:30 bears a chyron saying "Including a Special Guest". Weird?
Posted by: Lincolntf



Jesus?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 04:01 PM (GSWOH)

375 The damage to the piano makes me want to weep.
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at April 16, 2025 04:00 PM (USyCi)
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Nah, it'll buff right out.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 16, 2025 04:01 PM (6K6Eu)

376 trust me. No.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2025 03:58 PM (D7oie)

How about yes.

Posted by: 13times at April 16, 2025 04:01 PM (g2A7E)

377 They'd still be living in teepees, today.

Posted by: Soothsayer


Iroquois longhouses were pretty cool.

Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 04:01 PM (77rzZ)

378 Jennifer Vasquez, the wife of illegal alien and gang member Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia, either lied to the court when she filed for a domestic violence protective order in 2021—or she’s lying now on GoFundMe, where she calls him a ‘loving husband’ as donations surpass $177,000.
———

He beats me because he loves me.

Posted by: Jennifer at April 16, 2025 04:01 PM (jrfbg)

379 Another godless commie...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 16, 2025 04:01 PM (ufFY8)

380
How cool would that be?

Jesus showing up at the White House.

President Trump would be, like, this is something special, no one has ever seen anything like this.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 04:02 PM (GSWOH)

381 How come you never hear anything about neo-Prussian German Imperialists?
Posted by: Azjaeger

Really? The Hapsburgs could never STFU.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 03:57 PM (77rzZ)

Hohenzollern for the Kaiser, Hapsburgs were Austrian and a dozen other spots.

It always goes back to the unis.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 04:02 PM (n7h9X)

382 Don't think I've seen that particular phrasing before. Could be anyone, I guess.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 16, 2025 04:02 PM (2cS/G)

383 The announcement of the WH press briefing at 4:30 bears a chyron saying "Including a Special Guest". Weird?
Posted by: Lincolntf


Jesus?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 04:01 PM


One would expect him to come for supper tomorrow.

Posted by: toby928 at April 16, 2025 04:02 PM (jc0TO)

384 Assume the exact opposite of what the democrat propagandists are spewing and always be right.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at April 16, 2025 04:02 PM (17s+e)

385
Chinese citizens have been making memes about Trump slaying Xi, apparently.
Posted by: Ian S.

==============

One thing I learned when I was in China, they really like American zillionaires. They absolutely don't get what Americans have against people like Bill Gates and Zuckerberg.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 04:03 PM (M4PBL)

386 How about yes.
Posted by: 13times at April 16, 2025 04:01 PM (g2A7E)


If you want wild pigs you go to Southern California. There are no sounders of wild pigs in the northwest. If there are, please tell me where.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2025 04:03 PM (D7oie)

387 I saw the New Trafficked Ant Overlords open for Styx at Carnival Triumph in '89.

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 16, 2025 04:03 PM (dmetV)

388 If she gets enough maybe she can get a new car and possibly a house without having to stab to death a white teenager
Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2025 04:00 PM (VE6XX)
--------------

Cold and very very funny.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 16, 2025 04:03 PM (tT6L1)

389 I agree with this fire bug about one thing....Colored Lives Matter!!!

Posted by: JOE BIDEN at April 16, 2025 04:03 PM (IUmF8)

390
btw, the other day I made a comment on Youtube agreeing with historian Douglas Murray (opposing idiot Dave Smith) and got this reply: "okay jew"

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 04:04 PM (GSWOH)

391 bears a chyron saying "Including a Special Guest". Weird?

Sweet Karoline's bewbs in a bikini?

I guess that would be TWO special guests.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 16, 2025 04:04 PM (ufFY8)

392 They'd still be living in teepees, today.

Posted by: Soothsayer

Only if they survived being slaughtered by competing tribes.
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2025 04:00 PM (1JX/a)

Teepees are pretty much a plains and desert thing. In forested areas they make wooden structures.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 04:04 PM (n7h9X)

393
If you want wild pigs you go to Southern California. There are no sounders of wild pigs in the northwest. If there are, please tell me where.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2025 04:03 PM (D7oie)

In NorCal.. Russians were here at Our Coast and set up a fort and trapped otters.... We have tons of feral pigs here

Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2025 04:04 PM (VE6XX)

394 🚨 BREAKING: The Supreme Court has ruled that a woman is defined as biological sex under the Equality Act of 2010.
Posted by: m


That's one of those ruling that in 200 years people are going to look at and say "What a wierd ruling. Why would they need to rule on something so obvious? Why would that question have even come near a court?"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 16, 2025 04:04 PM (hB7mE)

395 390
btw, the other day I made a comment on Youtube agreeing with historian Douglas Murray (opposing idiot Dave Smith) and got this reply: "okay jew"

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 04:04 PM (GSWOH)

======

Funny.

You don't look Druish.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 04:04 PM (GBKbO)

396
The announcement of the WH press briefing at 4:30 bears a chyron saying "Including a Special Guest". Weird?
Posted by: Lincolntf

===============

I wonder if we're finally going to get our long-awaited Big Announcement.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 04:04 PM (M4PBL)

397 Tarkus

https://tinyurl.com/yts8xkm7
Posted by: toby928

Ah, ELP. *shudder*

Their stuff creeped me out big time the one summer my brother subjected me to it.

Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 04:04 PM (77rzZ)

398 you know who else plotted and executed an arson attack on government building ??

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2025 04:05 PM (g47mK)

399 marx used the term 'utopian socialism' to describe others. 'scientific socialism' meant we would reach a higher stage of history in which everyone would cheerfully help to do whatever needed to be done and only take enough to meet their needs.

kind of like every religious fantasy if only we all believed

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 16, 2025 04:05 PM (CWTWj)

400 Peachy Keenan
@KeenanPeachy
The Democrat's top four heroes in America are now:

1. A murderer named Luigi (gun)
2. A murderer named Karmelo (butcher knife)
3. An MS-13 illegal gang member
4. A Palestinian Hamas supporter

Posted by: redridinghood at April 16, 2025 04:05 PM (NpAcC)

401
I really do hope it's Jesus.

Please come back.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 04:06 PM (GSWOH)

402 Their stuff creeped me out big time the one summer my brother subjected me to it.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 04:04 PM


De gustibus non est disputandum

Posted by: toby928 at April 16, 2025 04:06 PM (jc0TO)

403 Back? Did they ever leave? What did NYC do to the conservative Jews in the COVID era while keeping open gay bathhouses?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 03:57 PM (n7h9X)

I just meant specifically the motives of the goofball in PA
Posted by: Duderino, if you want at April 16, 2025 04:00 PM (FCbAQ)

I assume he wanted to kill the governor and his family. That's motive enough to hang him.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 04:06 PM (n7h9X)

404 The problem with these political models is that they're 2D. Most people have a hard time processing 3D in a 2D system.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 16, 2025 04:06 PM (KAi1n)

405 I really do hope it's Jesus.

Please come back.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 04:06 PM


Look busy!

Posted by: toby928 at April 16, 2025 04:06 PM (jc0TO)

406
Jesus showing up at the White House.

President Trump would be, like, this is something special, no one has ever seen anything like this.
Posted by: Soothsayer

=============

lol He'd autograph a copy of the New Testament for Jesus and take a pic giving him the thumbs-up.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 04:07 PM (M4PBL)

407 If Trump really wants to piss off Xi he should say "150%tariffs on all products, except products with pictures of Winnie the Pooh"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 16, 2025 04:07 PM (6TePA)

408 If you want wild pigs you go to Southern California. There are no sounders of wild pigs in the northwest. If there are, please tell me where.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2025 04:03 PM (D7oie)

Go to Ephrata in Central WA. You will find your wild pigs.

Posted by: I KNOW MY PIGS at April 16, 2025 04:07 PM (IUmF8)

409 Behold the anime O Face

https://tinyurl.com/2s4awb42

Goon Boy is a sick fuck

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! now I'm not. at April 16, 2025 04:07 PM (KjELq)

410 404 The problem with these political models is that they're 2D. Most people have a hard time processing 3D in a 2D system.
Posted by: SFGoth at April 16, 2025 04:06 PM (KAi1n)

=======

Assume a spherical chicken political party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 04:07 PM (GBKbO)

411 I really do hope it's Jesus.

Please come back.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 04:06 PM (GSWOH)

Last time Jesus came to a capital he was crucified in a week. We might take a bit longer this time.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 04:07 PM (n7h9X)

412 special guest is ...DJT!

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2025 04:07 PM (g47mK)

413 The Democrat's top four heroes in America are now:

1. A murderer named Luigi (gun)
2. A murderer named Karmelo (butcher knife)
3. An MS-13 illegal gang member
4. A Palestinian Hamas supporter

I was just about to post this . The left in a nutshell. They literally root for Satan.

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2025 04:07 PM (KQk9m)

414 390
btw, the other day I made a comment on Youtube agreeing with historian Douglas Murray (opposing idiot Dave Smith) and got this reply: "okay jew"

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 04:04 PM (GSWOH)

You were two-timing us?!!!

Posted by: m at April 16, 2025 04:09 PM (CQE5S)

415 BREAKING: The Supreme Court has ruled that a woman is defined as biological sex under the Equality Act of 2010.
====

I was reading a mystery novel where one character, a British publisher was talking to another, an American writer, about an American judge and a book he wrote.

The publisher was surprised a (American) judge could write a book. The American writer replied that yes, he could be a good author as American judges have to write opinions, implying British ones don’t.

Is that a thing? I admit, I’m ignorant of the British judiciary.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 16, 2025 04:09 PM (jrfbg)

416 Ah, ELP. *shudder*
Their stuff creeped me out big time the one summer my brother subjected me to it.
Posted by: Bulg
......

Coulda been the Orange Sunshine.

Posted by: wth at April 16, 2025 04:09 PM (v0R5T)

417 @247

>>Are the Douglas Adams books any good? Hitchhiker's Guide, etc. Worth listening to on audio?

Yes, digestible, fun, and real page turners.

I read the first book in a day, it gets across in a little over 200 pages what some writers take 1000's of pages and still don't come close.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 16, 2025 04:09 PM (XV/Pl)

418
Jesus would be "canceled" within minutes if he appeared with PDT, and called "far-right."

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 04:09 PM (GSWOH)

419 If you want wild pigs you go to Southern California. There are no sounders of wild pigs in the northwest. If there are, please tell me where.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2025 04:03 PM (D7oie)

Go to Ephrata in Central WA. You will find your wild pigs.
Posted by: I KNOW MY PIGS at April 16, 2025 04:07 PM (IUmF

If they are inside a fenced enclosure do NOT hunt them. He might be fooling you.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 04:09 PM (n7h9X)

420 CNN, Trump administration concedes Maryland father from El Salvador was mistakenly deported and sent to mega prison, April 2, 2025

I doubt that true but, in part,

"Abrego Garcia’s wife, Jennifer Stefania Vasquez Sura, said in an affidavit that his family is devastated by his detention. The couple, who are both 29, share one child together along with two children from Vasquez Sura’s previous relationship. Each child has special needs, said Vasquez Sura, who is a US citizen and was born in Virginia.

The pair married in 2019, while Abrego Garcia was detained but before a judge granted him special status."

Posted by: Joe Biden is a dope at April 16, 2025 04:10 PM (NFX2v)

421

Fun's over.


NOOD..

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 04:10 PM (GSWOH)

422 7 What is a kid unfriendly Passover craft?

It's when you use Chinese glue.

Posted by: Bombadil at April 16, 2025 04:11 PM (MX0bI)

423 Maybe not Jesus, but Mary MAGAdalene.

Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 04:11 PM (77rzZ)

424 Back? Did they ever leave? What did NYC do to the conservative Jews in the COVID era while keeping open gay bathhouses?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 03:57 PM (n7h9X)

You could point and say anti-semitism but everyone else can point to the same period of time and say tyranny, period.
Closing churches while leaving liquor stores open?
Chasing a lone runner down a beach while letting mobs form around courthouses?
The hypocritical use of extreme measures was countless.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 16, 2025 04:12 PM (FCbAQ)

425 Of course the Democrats Propag Ministry is going to hide tthe Democrats Street thugs

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2025 04:12 PM (ypFCm)

426 Lots of boar in Cazadero. Stop over at Fort Ross and the Russian river. Then pop over to Red Bluff and drive up hogsback ridge.

Please don't lecture me about places I've tramped for 35 years.

Posted by: 13times at April 16, 2025 04:12 PM (g2A7E)

427 192 Stephen L. Miller retweeted
Politics UK
@PolitlcsUK
10h
🚨 BREAKING: The Supreme Court has ruled that a woman is defined as biological sex under the Equality Act of 2010.

Now ours?

Posted by: Joe Biden is a dope at April 16, 2025 04:13 PM (NFX2v)

428 The problem with these political models is that they're 2D. Most people have a hard time processing 3D in a 2D system.
Posted by: SFGoth at April 16, 2025 04:06 PM (KAi1n)

I'd put it as static versus dynamic. The US is one of the few that even have checks on power. Romans, too, but that was evolved over time to give the dictator (for when times are too critical for chatter) and tribune (when the elites go too far)

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 04:13 PM (n7h9X)

429 Last time Jesus came to a capital he was crucified in a week. We might take a bit longer this time.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 04:07 PM (n7h9X)

Next time we should give him chocolate, like the other guys did.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 16, 2025 04:14 PM (FCbAQ)

430 "No more spine than a chocolate Eau Claire."

PTR
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 16, 2025 04:12 PM (tT6L1)

I know that Eau Claire, Wisconsin is made of cheese. I've heard that Eau Claire, Michigan is made of blueberries. But which state has a chocolate Eau Claire?

Posted by: mrp at April 16, 2025 04:15 PM (rj6Yv)

431 Without the regard to the stupid face this CHUD is pulling on his perp walk, he looks like a damn doper.

Posted by: The Boss at April 16, 2025 04:16 PM (BI5O2)

432 One thing I learned when I was in China, they really like American zillionaires. They absolutely don't get what Americans have against people like Bill Gates and Zuckerberg.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 04:03 PM (M4PBL)
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I have a Chinese woman that married into my family directly from the mainland. She's always a treat to talk to at family reunions. She had similar views initially. But, it seemed to be based in a natural curiosity of something other than the mundane. China is extremely mundane. And, additionally, you don't hear about it much, but the Black Market in China is thriving in every single province. Acquiring a good amount of money goes a long way into changing the mundane and creating few "peasants" of the Little Red Book brigade ever see...luxury. I went to China one time. Walking down the street (a 6'5" white guy) in Shanghai was a definite departure from the mundane. I had a group of about 20 people following me everywhere staring.

Posted by: Orson at April 16, 2025 04:17 PM (dIske)

433 You could point and say anti-semitism but everyone else can point to the same period of time and say tyranny, period.
Closing churches while leaving liquor stores open?
Chasing a lone runner down a beach while letting mobs form around courthouses?
The hypocritical use of extreme measures was countless.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 16, 2025 04:12 PM (FCbAQ)

Sure but liberal NY sure landed hard on the Jews early, locking up their parks and the like, their best supporters.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 04:17 PM (n7h9X)

434
42 "Fuck Trump" could mean practically anything.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 16, 2025 03:03 PM (L/fGl)

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Fuck death.

Posted by: Necro-Perv Weirdo on the NY Subway at April 16, 2025 04:19 PM (nqb3H)

435 I am thinking Emperor Boasberg is the new Marxists champion, he is running the country

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2025 04:20 PM (ypFCm)

436 CNN, Trump administration concedes Maryland father from El Salvador was mistakenly deported and sent to mega prison, April 2, 2025

I doubt that true but, in part,

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That guy was put on administrative leave for not presenting the case correctly -presumably maliciously.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 04:20 PM (n7h9X)

437 De gustibus non est disputandum
Posted by: toby928 at April 16, 2025 04:06
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It's stuff like this that really made me wish I went past 8th grade Latin.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 16, 2025 04:21 PM (hoCmQ)

438 How does a rabbit get into an airplane engine?
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Yogi's fastball.

Posted by: DaveA at April 16, 2025 04:28 PM (FhXTo)

439 De gustibus non est disputandem just means chacun á son gout.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 04:52 PM (ZVgZ4)

440 Well, who's going to repair that mansion now that Trump has chased away the only people willing to do that kind of work???

Well???

Posted by: Puddin' at April 16, 2025 05:32 PM (aICNM)

441 Looks like the love child of Obama and Booker.

Posted by: TJ Jackson at April 16, 2025 06:02 PM (bXvrr)

442 Both sides use Molotov cocktails? Please list one instance of a conservative using one.

Posted by: Butch at April 16, 2025 06:41 PM (OjU1V)

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