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"Georgia Man" Accused of Making Death Threats to Tulsi Gabbard

Let's check in with so-called "Georgia Man."


Georgia man accused of threatening to kill Tulsi Gabbard and her family


Investigators said they found social media threats, allegedly from Aliakbar Mohammad Amin, including an image that showed a firearm pointed at Gabbard and her husband.

Aliakbar Mohammad Amin, also known as Cleetus Mudbottom, sure is a Classic Georgia Man.

A Georgia man is facing federal charges of threatening Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard and her family, according to the U.S. Attorney's Office for Northern Georgia.

Aliakbar Mohammad Amin, 24, of Lilburn, is accused of sending threats that included statements, "You and your family are going to die soon" and "I will personally do the job if necessary," the U.S. Attorney's Office said Monday.

One statement said, "Prepare to die, you, Tulsi, and everyone you hold dear. America will burn," the federal agencies said.

"America will burn" is classic Georgia, as Georgia as a peach.

Posted by: Ace at 01:33 PM




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1 Waaaa!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 15, 2025 01:34 PM (mnYJJ)

2 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2025 01:34 PM (W2Pud)

3 Aliakbar Mohammad Amin

Mo!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 15, 2025 01:35 PM (mnYJJ)

4 Social media sure does expose a lot of stupid.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2025 01:35 PM (ExV1e)

5 "Aliakbar Mohammad Amin"...

Obviously the damn Georgian Amish are acting up again!

Posted by: Thrawn at April 15, 2025 01:35 PM (9Ovst)

6 I told the CNN people.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2025 01:36 PM (ExV1e)

7 So she's over the target?

Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2025 01:36 PM (0HaGk)

8 The devil went down to Georgia.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2025 01:36 PM (ewjUl)

9 We have Maryland "man" (an El Salvadorian man and MS-13 member) and now we have Georgian "man".

Posted by: Thrawn at April 15, 2025 01:36 PM (9Ovst)

10
Ooooh, so he's really Cleetus now! Well, why didn't you say so?

Totally different guy! Totes!

A 'shiner from back up the holler ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 15, 2025 01:36 PM (xG4kz)

11 Cleetus Awreetus

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2025 01:36 PM (63Dwl)

12 As American as apple pie.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2025 01:36 PM (RIvkX)

13 Aliakbar Mohammad Amin, also known as Cleetus Mudbottom, sure is a Classic Georgia Man.

The F*CK he is!

Posted by: Cleetus Mudbottom at April 15, 2025 01:37 PM (vf0Y9)

14 The Democrats have a Boss (David) Hogg so this diverse reboot of the Dukes of Hazzard is working out pretty well.

I imagine these "Georgia Men" are straightening the curves and flattening the hills in the "General Osama" with an ISIS flag painted on the roof.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 15, 2025 01:37 PM (IDLnm)

15
We have Maryland "man" (an El Salvadorian man and MS-13 member) and now we have Georgian "man".

Posted by: Thrawn


Florida man leans back in his rocker, crosses his arms over his ample belly, and smiles.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 15, 2025 01:37 PM (xG4kz)

16 He's just a poor, innocent victim, still scarred from Sherman's march to the sea.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 15, 2025 01:37 PM (Vyll1)

17 One statement said, "Prepare to die, you, Tulsi, and everyone you hold dear. America will burn," the federal agencies said.

Would he be interested in a prime time anchor spot!?!??!?!

Posted by: CNN at April 15, 2025 01:38 PM (XtGhS)

18 Dude needs to be 'guest of honor' at a blanket party

Posted by: JQ at April 15, 2025 01:38 PM (rdVOm)

19 Georgia Man then: The Gen Lee, the banjo, and collared greens

Georgia Man now: There is no humor in Islam infidel!

Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2025 01:39 PM (t0Rmr)

20 Georgia man's best bud is probably Maryland man who is currently visiting El Salvador.

Posted by: Oglebay at April 15, 2025 01:39 PM (MMp6W)

21 That Cleetus always was a chump.

Posted by: Mudfoot at April 15, 2025 01:39 PM (RQBgz)

22 He seems nice.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2025 01:39 PM (aaHPe)

23 I imagine these "Georgia Men" are straightening the curves and flattening the hills in the "General Osama" with an ISIS flag painted on the roof.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 15, 2025 01:37 PM

The General Osama is a 2012 Seafoam Green Prius. It also has an I LOVE COCK bumper sticker and the coexist sticker.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2025 01:39 PM (ewjUl)

24 Georgia man then: Cooter and your cousin in Daisy Dukes

Georgia man now: BURN THE COOTER! But save the cousin for me...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2025 01:39 PM (t0Rmr)

25 I went to school with his dad, Bubba Amin, back in '78.

Posted by: Joe from Lilburn at April 15, 2025 01:40 PM (4DY5T)

26 "America will burn" is classic Georgia, as Georgia as a peach.

My client was merely making reference to his concerns about the state of America's forests. -- Mohammad Mohammad Mohammad, Attorney at Law

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2025 01:40 PM (ExV1e)

27 "Aliakbar Mohammad Amin, also known as Cleetus Mudbottom, sure is a Classic Georgia Man."

Cleetus is his Catholic name? Or is he a Baptist?

Posted by: illiniwek at April 15, 2025 01:40 PM (Cus5s)

28 Hold my beer.

Posted by: Florida Man at April 15, 2025 01:40 PM (d7ais)

29 Aliakbar Mohammad Amin

Doesn't sound like he's actually from Georgia.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 15, 2025 01:40 PM (Q4IgG)

30
Can I get an "Amin"?

I know I can!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 15, 2025 01:41 PM (xG4kz)

31 Social media sure does expose a lot of stupid.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2025 01:35 PM

Which is why the MFM hats it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2025 01:41 PM (ewjUl)

32 Aliakbar Mohammad Amin

-------

"GOOBER" to his friends.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2025 01:41 PM (aaHPe)

33 I imagine these "Georgia Men" are straightening the curves and flattening the hills in the "General Osama" with an ISIS flag painted on the roof.

You know what would be fun? Asking a leftist why the General Lee (car) is offensive if not criminal, but having a Soviet or ISIS flag is not...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2025 01:41 PM (t0Rmr)

34 HOLY SMOKES: Whoopi Goldberg just did the unthinkable—she backed one of Trump’s fiercest ideas live on The View.

Dismantling the Department of Education.

The panel was stunned. ABC producers quickly cut to commercial.
And no, this isn’t satire.
“I don’t have to wait for the government to do it,” Whoopi said. “We can do it.”
Then came the bombshell: she said maybe tearing down the Department of Education is exactly what America needs.
“Maybe that is a good thing,” she said. “Because maybe it will force us to make sure our kids actually get what they need.”
She unleashed—calling on parents to step up and demand better from local leaders.
“I want to make sure, since you’re taking all this money from my taxes, I want to make sure that my kids get exactly what they need.”
And she wasn’t finished.
“This is now in our hands,” she said. “It’s going to be tough, and nobody wants to do it, because it’s a bitch—but you know what, if it comes down to your survival, this is what you got to do.”
Then she ended the segment by glancing off camera and saying:
“They’re telling me that we’re going to be right back.”
Cut to commercial.

Posted by: SMOD at April 15, 2025 01:41 PM (RHGPo)

35 Big Bulldogs fan for sure.

Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2025 01:41 PM (KQk9m)

36 Aliakbar Mohammad Amin: "You and your family are going to die soon.... Prepare to die, you, Tulsi, and everyone you hold dear. America will burn."

CNN: "That is straight up patriotism right there."

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at April 15, 2025 01:41 PM (qUkBO)

37 OT Breaking: The world is ending today.

Whoopi Goldberg came out in favor of ending the Department of Education on the view...and did so strongly. It's no surprise after her one minute speech, she was told to cut directly to a commercial. I expect a walk back tomorrow...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 15, 2025 01:41 PM (tOcjL)

38 29 Aliakbar Mohammad Amin

Doesn't sound like he's actually from Georgia.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 15, 2025 01:40 PM (Q4IgG)

Maybe he's from the "other" Georgia several thousand miles away?

Posted by: Thrawn at April 15, 2025 01:41 PM (9Ovst)

39 "I hope Mr. Aliakbar Mohammad Amin will remember,
A Southern man don't need him around anyhow. "

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2025 01:41 PM (ctrM5)

40 Would you believe his actual name is Bob Aliakbar Mohammad Amin?

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at April 15, 2025 01:41 PM (pZ64F)

41 How 'bout them Dawgs?

Posted by: Aliakbar Mohammad Amin Cleetus Mudbottom at April 15, 2025 01:41 PM (9Ls9M)

42 His brother was Idi?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2025 01:41 PM (ewjUl)

43 I bet Georgia Man could get a job at CNNHQ

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 01:42 PM (kgjcL)

44 Doesn't sound like he's actually from Georgia.

Well, not to toot my own horn but that's because of me.

Posted by: King David IV at April 15, 2025 01:42 PM (t0Rmr)

45 Aliakbar Mohammad Amin
________________

Mohammad factor: 33%.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2025 01:42 PM (YqDXo)

46 Aliakbar Mohammad Amin clarifies that he does not hate America

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 01:42 PM (kgjcL)

47 Meanwhile, Mother Jones is explaining that dogs are bad for the environment.

More preparation for the upcoming sharia state.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 15, 2025 01:42 PM (xTIDn)

48 Is he from the Birmingham Amins?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2025 01:42 PM (aaHPe)

49 I'm sure the press gets a tingle up the leg when they can smear "Georgia Man" to hide the nconvient truth that mass migration, legal or otherwise, from cultures that hate America has been a very bad policy.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 15, 2025 01:43 PM (Dv3i1)

50 He seems quite charming!

Now.... Where's this shitstain really from?

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 15, 2025 01:43 PM (2J/Lj)

51
Then she ended the segment by glancing off camera and saying:
“They’re telling me that we’re going to be right back.”
Cut to commercial.

Posted by: SMOD


Well, maybe not YOU, Big Whoop

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 15, 2025 01:43 PM (xG4kz)

52 What's this?

Posted by: Edi Amin Dada at April 15, 2025 01:43 PM (d7ais)

53 Meanwhile, Mother Jones is explaining that dogs are bad for the environment.

Ahem, unless sustainably farmed

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 15, 2025 01:43 PM (t0Rmr)

54 How about Jethro Aliakbar Mohammad Amin?

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at April 15, 2025 01:43 PM (pZ64F)

55 Unsurprising. After all, Georgia is the 9374th most important holy site in Islam.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 15, 2025 01:43 PM (B9Prs)

56 46 Aliakbar Mohammad Amin clarifies that he does not hate America
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 01:42 PM (kgjcL)

---------

No more than CNN anyway.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2025 01:44 PM (aaHPe)

57 Next on NBC, The Mullahs of Hazzard

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 15, 2025 01:44 PM (6TePA)

58 This sounds like the work of Lutherans. Especially since he threatened to throw carrots in her jello.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 15, 2025 01:44 PM (za++S)

59
"America will burn" is classic Georgia, as Georgia as a peach.

Fighting climate change for the folks.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2025 01:44 PM (63Dwl)

60 I can't believe that we aren't excitedly discussing the WNBA draft results.

Sometimes I just don't know you people.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 15, 2025 01:44 PM (xTIDn)

61 I was watching the Chernobyl mini series the other day and you know what the saddest part was?

They had these guys that had to go around and shoot and bury all the dogs left behind.

And you know what? They didn't get to eat even one of them. DAMN YOU NUCLEAR POWER!

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 15, 2025 01:44 PM (t0Rmr)

62 HOLY SMOKES: Whoopi Goldberg just did the unthinkable—she backed one of Trump’s fiercest ideas live on The View.

-
Get thee behind me, Satan!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 15, 2025 01:44 PM (L/fGl)

63
Is "Aliakbar" like an Islamic "D'Jaquan"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 15, 2025 01:44 PM (xG4kz)

64 This can’t be right. George W told me Islam is a peaceful religion.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2025 01:45 PM (u73oe)

65 One statement said, "Prepare to die, you, Tulsi, and everyone you hold dear. America will burn," the federal agencies said.

Would he be interested in a prime time anchor spot!?!??!?!
Posted by: CNN
===
That's a wrap
Winner.

Posted by: It's not a small thing going on now. at April 15, 2025 01:45 PM (qlIEW)

66 Then she ended the segment by glancing off camera and saying:
“They’re telling me that we’re going to be right back.”
Cut to commercial.
_____

Back from commercial.
"I stand by everything I said, but I want to add, that Trump is doing it all wrong."

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 15, 2025 01:45 PM (Dv3i1)

67 "Aliakbar says 'Hey!"

'Hey' to Aliakbar!

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2025 01:45 PM (77rzZ)

68 This is my brother Mohammad and my other brother Mohammad...

Posted by: Larry Amin at April 15, 2025 01:46 PM (9Ls9M)

69 46 Aliakbar Mohammad Amin clarifies that he does not hate America
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 01:42 PM

Subtle Threadwinner.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 15, 2025 01:46 PM (CljNn)

70 Georgia, Georgia
The whole day through (the whole day through)
Just an old sweet bomb
Keeps Georgia on my mind (Georgia on my mind)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 15, 2025 01:46 PM (L/fGl)

71 Would you believe Uncle Jesse Aliakbar Mohammad Amin is his real name?

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at April 15, 2025 01:46 PM (pZ64F)

72 One statement said, "Prepare to die, you, Tulsi, and everyone you hold dear. America will burn," the federal agencies said.

In fairness there are thousands of American born trannies and cat ladies sending these sorts of emails to Trump administration members too.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2025 01:46 PM (t0Rmr)

73 You know who else was a "Georgia man"...

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2025 01:47 PM (77rzZ)

74 my friends call me "bubba"

Posted by: aliakbar mohammad amin at April 15, 2025 01:47 PM (Su0EO)

75 Meanwhile, Mother Jones is explaining that dogs are bad for the environment.
_______________

C'mon, The View isn't THAT bad.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2025 01:47 PM (YqDXo)

76 Western Lensman
@WesternLensman

Fmr. MD Gov Martin O’Malley says “it’s a matter of time” before blue-state AG’s file kidnapping charges over ICE operations.

"Attorney generals are going to play a critically important role in these days ahead, fighting this fascist moment in American history."

21% and falling.

https://tinyurl.com/54xev55a

Posted by: redridinghood at April 15, 2025 01:47 PM (NpAcC)

77 Do you know who else invaded Georgia?

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 01:48 PM (kgjcL)

78 "Aliakbar Mohammad Amin"

Known by his family as "Buns Up Bubba"!

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at April 15, 2025 01:48 PM (Ft5W9)

79 "America will burn"

One of the recent death threats sent to the Mohammed Image Archive had this line:

"History is evident that at any attempt of disrespect against the Holy Prophet (PBUH) Muslims brought the world to ashes[/b[ and this time will be no different."

The only thing preventing these people from murder, genocide and World War III is their incompetence and retardation. They definitely have the motivation and the intent, and they are serious about it.

Posted by: zombie at April 15, 2025 01:48 PM (pMi6S)

80 I'm pretty sure Whoopi supported the end of the Department of Education because she thinks 4/15 is April Fools Day

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 15, 2025 01:48 PM (6TePA)

81 "America will burn" is classic Georgia, as Georgia as a peach.

Fighting climate change for the folks.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2025 01:44 PM (63Dwl)
_______________

Wait - won't burning Georgia contribute to global warming?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2025 01:48 PM (YqDXo)

82 unbold

Posted by: zombie at April 15, 2025 01:48 PM (pMi6S)

83 That's not the same Aliakbar Mohammad Amin that made the regional finals in the All Southern States Cornhole Invitational, is it?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2025 01:48 PM (aaHPe)

84
Atlanta Akbar - a limerick

Aliakbar Mohammad Amin
Is as redneck as I've ever seen
He speaks with a drawl
"Bless yer heart all y'all"
And "Go Dawgs!" (if'n you know what Amin)

Posted by: muldoon at April 15, 2025 01:48 PM (/iMjX)

85 George Lindsey was a college graduate, quarterback of the football team, and taught high school. Also, turned down the part of Mr. Spock on Star Trek. Made a good living being countrified Goober. Minnie Pearl was another cultured sophisticate who made bank playing a rube.

Posted by: Lindsey From Alabama at April 15, 2025 01:49 PM (G5+As)

86 Fmr. MD Gov Martin O’Malley says “it’s a matter of time” before blue-state AG’s file kidnapping charges over ICE operations.

Hmmm... are they going to charge local/state police over arrests?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2025 01:49 PM (ExV1e)

87

A rainy night in Georgia
Lord, I believe it's rainin' all over the world

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2025 01:49 PM (63Dwl)

88 The only thing preventing these people from murder, genocide and World War III is their incompetence and retardation.
________________

A buttload of consanguineous marriages certainly didn't help.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2025 01:49 PM (YqDXo)

89 The Daisy. Is not going to be fun to look at.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2025 01:50 PM (ewjUl)

90 Just a good ol' hajis,
Never meanin' no haram,
Beats all you never saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.

Killin the Kafir,
Raping the Infidels
Someday the suicide vest might get 'em, but the law never will.

Makin' their jihad,
The only way they know how,
That's just a little bit more than the Jews will allow.

Just a good ol' hajis,
Wouldn't change if they could,
Fightin' the system like a two modern day Osama Bin Ladens

Posted by: To the tune of The Dukes of Hazzard at April 15, 2025 01:50 PM (t0Rmr)

91 Meanwhile, Mother Jones is explaining that dogs are bad for the environment.
=
This just in: Mother Jones has apparently been sold to a Middle Eastern sheikh.

Next month cover story: Bacon destroys the environment!!!!

Posted by: It's not a small thing going on now. at April 15, 2025 01:50 PM (qlIEW)

92
So the religion Islam considers it a grave sin, even a killing offense, to render a picture of Big Mo.

But it is totally okay with applying his name to every slack jawed, sheep humping, sub-70 IQ dipwad throughout the length and breadth of its sphere of influence.

A picture is merely a picture. A living, breathing and procreating lackwit who carries your Mr. Big's name is an in your face indictment of your culture.

Puzzling, that is.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 15, 2025 01:51 PM (xG4kz)

93 Aliakbar Mohammad Amin
......

Fuckin' Haole

Posted by: wth at April 15, 2025 01:51 PM (v0R5T)

94 Man, it's always Cleetus Mudbottom. Always.

Posted by: Rowsdower & Batman have had it up to HERE with these damn juggalos & still think Ray Epps is a fed a at April 15, 2025 01:51 PM (VkPYQ)

95 A modest proposal: deport everyone named "Mohammad" (regardless of exact spelling).

Start with zombie Mohammed Ali.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2025 01:51 PM (YqDXo)

96 85 There are a lot of actors other than Nemoy that I could see playing Spock, but George Lindsey is not one of them.

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2025 01:51 PM (77rzZ)

97
Do you know who else invaded Georgia?
Posted by: ...


Sherman and Peabody

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2025 01:52 PM (63Dwl)

98 The Daisy. Is not going to be fun to look at
==
Speak for yourself

Posted by: Goat fanciers United at April 15, 2025 01:52 PM (qlIEW)

99 Fuckin' Haole

Posted by: wth at April 15, 2025 01:51 PM (v0R5T)
_____________

I lived in Hawaii for six months before I realized that that was two words.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2025 01:52 PM (YqDXo)

100 Morning Ace!

Hope your anus is better after taco night.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2025 01:52 PM (RUMEY)

101 95 A modest proposal: deport everyone named "Mohammad" (regardless of exact spelling).

Start with zombie Mohammed Ali.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2025 01:51 PM (YqDXo

--------

I propose sweeping all the Husseins into the net as well.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2025 01:52 PM (aaHPe)

102 A living, breathing and procreating lackwit who carries your Mr. Big's name is an in your face indictment of your culture a foot soldier in the conquest of mankind.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2025 01:52 PM (ExV1e)

103 Lilburn, Georgia might be a place to keep an eye on. While the population is only 14,000 it has four separate Muslim locations of worship. Two of them are currently fighting it out with the state on code violations. One seems "innocuous"....and the final one. Heh...read for yourself:

"The registered agent and CEO of the Ali Center is Kaiser Ali, but the actual owner of the property (according to property records for its address at 695 Beaver Ruin Road) is the Dawat-E-Hadiya of America. That owner, although technically registered in California, is actually the corporate vessel of a foreign-based Shia Muslim sect."

Posted by: Orson at April 15, 2025 01:53 PM (dIske)

104 Meanwhile, Mother Jones is explaining that dogs are bad for the environment.
______________

To hell with Mother Jones. What does Father Jones think?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2025 01:53 PM (YqDXo)

105 77 Do you know who else invaded Georgia?
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 01:48 PM (kgjcL)

Hollyweird?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2025 01:53 PM (RUMEY)

106 Mohammed went down to Georgia
He was looking for a soul to steal

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at April 15, 2025 01:53 PM (6P0f1)

107 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 15, 2025 01:51 PM (xG4kz)

That's why "Jesus" is not a given name in English. Blasphemous.

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2025 01:53 PM (77rzZ)

108 He's just a poor, innocent victim, still scarred from Sherman's march to the sea.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 15, 2025 01:37 PM (Vyll1)

Sherman didn't march. I had to drive him everywhere.

Posted by: Mr. Peabody, I can talk so why can't I drive at April 15, 2025 01:53 PM (FCbAQ)

109 The Daisy. Is not going to be fun to look at
==
Speak for yourself
Posted by: Goat fanciers United at April 15, 2025 01:52 PM

Oooh. Did you see her ankle! Whoa! Ulu ulu!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2025 01:53 PM (ewjUl)

110 So the religion Islam considers it a grave sin, even a killing offense, to render a picture of Big Mo.


Modern Islam is iconoclastic, but not all versions historically were.

There is an interesting argument as to whether Byzantium's bout of Iconoclasm came from Islam or if Islam got it from them.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2025 01:53 PM (t0Rmr)

111 89 The Daisy. Is not going to be fun to look at.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2025 01:50 PM (ewjUl)
----
Daisy Duke Amin?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 15, 2025 01:53 PM (LPS7w)

112 Is he single?

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at April 15, 2025 01:53 PM (WKe+J)

113 I went over to the sergeant, said, "Sergeant, you got a lotta damn gall to ask me if I've rehabilitated myself, Amin...Amin! Amin, I'm sittin' here on the bench. Amin, I'm sittin' here, on the Group W bench. Because you want to know if I'm moral enough join the army, burn women, kids, houses and villages after being a litterbug."

Posted by: Bombadil at April 15, 2025 01:53 PM (MX0bI)

114 Commander McBragg?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 01:53 PM (d7ais)

115 101 95 A modest proposal: deport everyone named "Mohammad" (regardless of exact spelling).

Start with zombie Mohammed Ali.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2025 01:51 PM (YqDXo

--------

I propose sweeping all the Husseins into the net as well.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2025 01:52 PM (aaHPe)
_______________

Good idea. Throw in all the "Achmeds" as well.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2025 01:54 PM (YqDXo)

116 You're Amin one, Aliakbar.

Posted by: Thurl Ravenscroft at April 15, 2025 01:54 PM (aaHPe)

117 112 Is he single?
Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at April 15, 2025 01:53 PM (WKe+J

Not for long! The left is ginning up a GoFundMe and some marriage proposals.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2025 01:54 PM (RUMEY)

118 Do you know who else invaded Georgia?

Pretty much every Muslim ruler?

Posted by: We are talking about the Asian Georgia right? at April 15, 2025 01:54 PM (t0Rmr)

119 Is he single?

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at April 15, 2025 01:53 PM (WKe+J)
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Sorta. He's got a couple wives, but there's room for one more.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2025 01:54 PM (YqDXo)

120 Must be an Atlanta area resident.

Posted by: Patrick Carroll at April 15, 2025 01:55 PM (Hvq7a)

121 I was going to make this comment on the prior thread, but it's perfectly timely here.

Someone there was saying that people give Israel a pass for what they're doing in Gaza that they probably wouldn't give anyone else.

That may or may not be the case. But not me. In my case, it's that I have no sympathy for Muslims, where I might have sympathy for anyone else. If Thailand were hammering the Muslims to dust, I'd say "yep, checks out, good for them."

In fact, I have said the same about the Burmese and Chinese when they've hammered the Rohingya and Uighurs, and I have no love for either of those countries.

The Muslims can't be lived with. If they're in your neighborhood, you need to get them out, no different than if a cannibalistic child molester moved in next door.

It's not that Israelis are uniquely above reproach... It's that Muslims are uniquely beneath contempt.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2025 01:55 PM (BI5O2)

122 But does he still maintain that Abrams is the rightful Governor of Georgia?!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at April 15, 2025 01:55 PM (rUU8O)

123 What happened the first time mooslimps poured into a civilized country?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 01:55 PM (d7ais)

124 That owner, although technically registered in California, is actually the corporate vessel of a foreign-based Shia Muslim sect."
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What.could possibly go wrong...

Posted by: Goat fanciers United at April 15, 2025 01:55 PM (qlIEW)

125 96 85 There are a lot of actors other than Nemoy that I could see playing Spock, but George Lindsey is not one of them.
Posted by: Bulg

You see, his Goober act was so good you can't see past it.

Posted by: Pyleing On at April 15, 2025 01:55 PM (G5+As)

126 Because it’s always funny

Jeff Dunham with Achmed the Dead Terrorist


https://tinyurl.com/28wpuh45

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2025 01:55 PM (W2Pud)

127 Daisy Duke Amin?
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Why, Daisy, your burka is a whole one inch up off the ground!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 15, 2025 01:55 PM (Dv3i1)

128 Hello. My name is Aliakbar Mohammad Amin. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2025 01:56 PM (LkLld)

129 Maryland Man, now Georgia Man....what am I? Chopped liver?

---Piltdown Man

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 15, 2025 01:56 PM (tsWn0)

130 89 The Daisy. Is not going to be fun to look at.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2025 01:50 PM (ewjUl)
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She'll be a ringer for Pramila Pryapal. /shudder

If we're lucky, we'll get a goat instead.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2025 01:56 PM (YqDXo)

131 HOLY SMOKES: Whoopi Goldberg just did the unthinkable—she backed one of Trump’s fiercest ideas live on The View.

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Whoops! Whoopsie!

Posted by: muldoon at April 15, 2025 01:56 PM (/iMjX)

132 Meanwhile, Mother Jones is explaining that dogs are bad for the environment.

Either they're too stupid to understand that they are pissing off conservatives and liberals, or they are sucking up to cats.

P.S. Dog poo is a natural fertilizer.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2025 01:56 PM (0Htd1)

133 What do you mean an icon isn't something to click on. More Chardonnay?

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 15, 2025 01:56 PM (QSrLX)

134 Lord, I was born a Muslim man!
Trynna kill a Tulsi and bombin' the best I cannnnnnn
When it's time for killin', I hope you'll lend a hand
Aliakbar Mohammad Amin was born a Georgia man!

Posted by: The_Hoser at April 15, 2025 01:57 PM (f4jia)

135 How long until a federal judge orders him released as Muslims have a free speech right to make death threats?

Plus, his arrest was motivated by racism because of mean tweets.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 15, 2025 01:57 PM (JpbSW)

136 Come on Amin, oh I swear don't be mean. Come On Amin...

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2025 01:57 PM (ewjUl)

137 There is an interesting argument as to whether Byzantium's bout of Iconoclasm came from Islam or if Islam got it from them.
Posted by: 18-1

Leo III, the first Iconoclast Emperor, was born in present-day Turkey, was known as "the Syrian," and may have spoken Arabic as a native language.

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2025 01:57 PM (77rzZ)

138
Classic. Aliakbar Mohammad Amin. They refer to him by three names so you don't confuse him with the other 23 million Mohammad Amin's.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 01:57 PM (kgjcL)

139 Souloutrean Outlaw.

Posted by: Clovis Man at April 15, 2025 01:57 PM (d7ais)

140 Why, it's almost like muslims are a problem demographic that shouldn't be imported into free countries.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 15, 2025 01:57 PM (XCUp7)

141 That owner, although technically registered in California, is actually the corporate vessel of a foreign-based Shia Muslim sect."
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I'd like to thank the State Department yet again for allowing all these feral wogs into the country.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2025 01:57 PM (YqDXo)

142 "America will burn," the federal agencies said.


Why, yes. Yes, they certainly did.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 15, 2025 01:57 PM (BRvvM)

143 P.S. Dog poo is a natural fertilizer.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2025 01:56 PM (0Htd1)

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Sure, you'll defend dogshit but you're all down on San Francisco for its people shit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2025 01:57 PM (aaHPe)

144 Aliakbar Mohammad Amin

His buddies down at the mosque of seething hate just call him "Mo." Hey, tonight's 'goat night' too. Best leave the girls at home. It's gonna' be a blast... 🧨

*winks in Arabic*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 15, 2025 01:58 PM (Q4IgG)

145 "Daisy Duke" is one of those rare search engine strings that I don't regret using (when not at work, mind you).

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 15, 2025 01:58 PM (LPS7w)

146 Georgia man threatens woman at the Aloha Snackbar.

Posted by: 13times at April 15, 2025 01:58 PM (cpDdh)

147 American soil is magic. Once you've touched it, you are an American.

Posted by: Emmie at April 15, 2025 01:58 PM (Sf2cq)

148 I wonder how much welfare he's sucking down.

Posted by: Patrick Carroll at April 15, 2025 01:59 PM (Hvq7a)

149 139 Souloutrean Outlaw.
Posted by: Clovis Man at April 15, 2025 01:57 PM (d7ais)

He was on Soul Train? Then he's probably just a confused dancer.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2025 01:59 PM (eQO/Z)

150 147 American soil is magic. Once you've touched it, you are an American.
Posted by: Emmie at April 15, 2025 01:58 PM (Sf2cq)

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Yep. Just ask any of the foreign-born federal judges appointed by Obama.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2025 01:59 PM (aaHPe)

151 147 American soil is magic. Once you've touched it, you are an American.
Posted by: Emmie at April 15, 2025 01:58 PM (Sf2cq)
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Also the air magically turns newborns into Americans.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 15, 2025 01:59 PM (LPS7w)

152 It's not that Israelis are uniquely above reproach... It's that Muslims are uniquely beneath contempt.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Well said.

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2025 01:59 PM (77rzZ)

153 The Muslims can't be lived with. If they're in your neighborhood, you need to get them out, no different than if a cannibalistic child molester moved in next door.

It's not that Israelis are uniquely above reproach... It's that Muslims are uniquely beneath contempt.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2025 01:55 PM (BI5O2)
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But look at what they contributed to world culture. There's ... uh ... well there's always ... uh ... jump in any time here.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2025 01:59 PM (YqDXo)

154 The only thing preventing these people from murder, genocide and World War III is their incompetence and retardation.

Is there inbreeding in that culture?

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2025 01:59 PM (0Htd1)

155 We don't need any of these people.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 01:59 PM (d7ais)

156 I propose sweeping all the Husseins into the net as well.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2025 01:52 PM (aaHPe)

Wait - ALL the Husseins?

Cicero: I know what I said.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 02:00 PM (kgjcL)

157 I'm actually a bit disappointed that the "suspect" wasn't named "Durka Durka Mohammad Jihad."

Posted by: Sharkman at April 15, 2025 02:00 PM (BRvvM)

158 The only thing preventing these people from murder, genocide and World War III is their incompetence and retardation.

Is there inbreeding in that culture?
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2025 01:59 PM

There's an Ilhan Omar holding on line 3.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2025 02:00 PM (ewjUl)

159 Sure, you'll defend dogshit but you're all down on San Francisco for its people shit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2025 01:57 PM (aaHPe)
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The difference is dogs are lovable. Vagrants, not so much. They're worthless parasites.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2025 02:01 PM (YqDXo)

160 Being a former resident of Ireland, I love Georgia for its Irish-level good manners, combined with its American get up and go.

This guy is stinking up the place. Send him to Gitmo.

Posted by: Patrick Carroll at April 15, 2025 02:01 PM (Hvq7a)

161 157 I'm actually a bit disappointed that the "suspect" wasn't named "Durka Durka Mohammad Jihad."
Posted by: Sharkman at April 15, 2025 02:00 PM (BRvvM)

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"I understood that reference."

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 15, 2025 02:01 PM (LPS7w)

162 42 His brother was Idi?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2025 01:41 PM (ewjUl)
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Father.

What happened to all the Ahmeds?

Posted by: Ciampino - Achmed at April 15, 2025 02:01 PM (sPQoU)

163 Ah. I always wondered what ever became of clock boy.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 02:02 PM (kgjcL)

164 Why, it's almost like muslims are a problem demographic that shouldn't be imported into free countries.

I was reliably informed they practice a religion of peace.

Posted by: Taking Notes at April 15, 2025 02:02 PM (pYqfI)

165 P.S. Dog poo is a natural fertilizer.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2025 01:56 PM (0Htd1)


Do not use manure from dogs, or any other carnivore mammals, in your vegetable garden. There are likely bad pathogens present that you don't want around food.

Posted by: Emmie at April 15, 2025 02:02 PM (Sf2cq)

166 The only thing preventing these people from murder, genocide and World War III is their incompetence and retardation.

I've read that, at least the Arab branch, might not be the biggest go-getters in the world.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2025 02:02 PM (ExV1e)

167 There's an Ilhan Omar holding on line 3.

American OnlyFans: Stepbro help I'm stuck in this washing machine come help!

Somalian OnlyFans: Biobro help I'm stuck under this goat. Wait...what are you doing to the goat I'm right here!

Posted by: We are talking about the Asian Georgia right? at April 15, 2025 02:02 PM (t0Rmr)

168 It's not that Israelis are uniquely above reproach... It's that Muslims are uniquely beneath contempt.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Well said.
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2025 01:59 PM

2nd'ed Jib admired and Newsletter purchased.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2025 02:02 PM (ewjUl)

169 Islam is and ever will be the enemy of the rest of the world.

These fools who think that Islam is simply the religion of a poor, downtrodden people will soon find out what happens when it starts ruling.

We have imported MILLIONS of declared enemies and have placed many of them in our government.

It's not going to end well. (At least, until the Son returns.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 15, 2025 02:02 PM (N1tpc)

170 Is there inbreeding in that culture?
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2025 01:59 PM
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A hell of a lot of it.

When Cousins Marry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkxuKe2wOMs

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2025 02:02 PM (YqDXo)

171 They tried this in Spain a ways back.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 02:02 PM (d7ais)

172 86 Fmr. MD Gov Martin O’Malley says “it’s a matter of time” before blue-state AG’s file kidnapping charges over ICE operations.

Hmmm... are they going to charge local/state police over arrests?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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And they will be dismissed. Blue states do not get to set their own immigration laws just like Red States got repeatedly stomped on by the fed courts.

O'Malley's dreams are all biodegradeable plastic, fake, and gay just like he was as a politician.

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2025 02:03 PM (ctrM5)

173 163 Ah. I always wondered what ever became of clock boy.
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 02:02 PM (kgjcL)

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*sigh*

He blowed up so fast.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2025 02:03 PM (aaHPe)

174 I lost all respect for that dumb golfer that bought a General Lee and repainted the roof. What a giant puss.

Posted by: Francis at April 15, 2025 02:03 PM (bbuBP)

175 It's not that Israelis are uniquely above reproach... It's that Muslims are uniquely beneath contempt.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2025 01:55 PM (BI5O2)


And I shall shamelessly steal this too. Got one from WitchDoktor this morning.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 15, 2025 02:03 PM (2J/Lj)

176 The only thing preventing these people from murder, genocide and World War III is their incompetence and retardation.
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The guns don't hurt.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 02:03 PM (kgjcL)

177 Aliakbar Mohammad Amin, also known as Cleetus Mudbottom, sure is a Classic Georgia Man.

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"He was originally a Classic Maryland Man, h8r!"

Posted by: ShainS -- On Democracies and Death Cults at April 15, 2025 02:03 PM (Ce/f8)

178 Why, it's almost like muslims are a problem demographic that shouldn't be imported into free countries.

I was reliably informed they practice a religion of peace.
Posted by: Taking Notes at April 15, 2025 02:02 PM (pYqfI)

They do. It's the peace of the grave.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2025 02:03 PM (VNX3d)

179 I have a question of the accumulated horde mind

What is this odd thing on Proxbid?
It looks like some sort of German timed detonator

https://tinyurl.com/2p8x7enr


Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2025 02:03 PM (D7oie)

180 Sand Bubbas gettin uppity? No way. At the same time, I'm reminded of the mosquito w a woody floating down the Mississippi on his back yelling 'open the drawbridge! Open the drawbridge!!' Just an odd random thought....

Posted by: Johnny Hildo at April 15, 2025 02:03 PM (zhAIW)

181 Ah. I always wondered what ever became of clock boy.
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 02:02 PM (kgjcL)


Maybe he timed out

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 15, 2025 02:03 PM (NtVYv)

182
Well, Democrats & Fake News are really tripling down on their new Elian Gonzalez.

"He had every right to be here."

Watch:

https://is.gd/FMLpoq

Maryland "senator" says he will go to El Salvador and bring him "home."

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 02:04 PM (fRB6z)

183 I almost said "horde wisdom" but . . . You know.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2025 02:04 PM (D7oie)

184 157 I'm actually a bit disappointed that the "suspect" wasn't named "Durka Durka Mohammad Jihad."

Posted by: Sharkman at April 15, 2025 02:00 PM (BRvvM)

I think it translates the same.

Posted by: The_Hoser at April 15, 2025 02:04 PM (f4jia)

185 [Gubernatorial candidate] Abigail Spanberger@SpanbergerForVA
Happy Tax Day.
Just a reminder that while Virginians are filing their taxes, the Trump Administration is cutting IRS staff and making it harder for people across the Commonwealth to get the help they need.

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I didn't not know the purpose of the IRS was to help people.

P.S. I would've thought Georgia was more likely to have a gubernator. Or maybe a goobernator.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 15, 2025 02:04 PM (L/fGl)

186 134 Lord, I was born a Muslim man!
Trynna kill a Tulsi and bombin' the best I cannnnnnn
When it's time for killin', I hope you'll lend a hand
Aliakbar Mohammad Amin was born a Georgia man!

Rambling man?? Really? I'll have that ***king song in my head all day!

Posted by: Nelly at April 15, 2025 02:04 PM (pSknm)

187 Maryland "senator" says he will go to El Salvador and bring him "home."

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 02:04 PM (fRB6z)


Good, he can go to CECOT and pick him out from the prisoners there.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2025 02:04 PM (D7oie)

188
"There's no evidence he was MS-13."

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 02:05 PM (fRB6z)

189 These fools who think that Islam is simply the religion of a poor, downtrodden people
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Some people should be downtrodden. Pedophiles, drug dealers, and this lot are cases in point.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2025 02:05 PM (YqDXo)

190 Dang that's more Georgia than a barrel of peaches

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2025 02:05 PM (ehZkr)

191 "America will burn" is classic Georgia, as Georgia as a peach.

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Next you'll be telling me that he often refers to America as "The Great Satan" ... or something.

Posted by: ShainS -- On Democracies and Death Cults at April 15, 2025 02:05 PM (Ce/f8)

192 I'm seeing a lot of videos where Britain/France ask Germany to rearm and invade Russia and the guy pretending to be Germany asks first "are you sure?" and then "no complaints later ok?" as he starts putting on a Hugo Boss uniform

Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2025 02:05 PM (t0Rmr)

193 Florida Man >>>>> Georgia Man

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 15, 2025 02:05 PM (iFTx/)

194 Maryland "senator" says he will go to El Salvador and bring him "home."

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 02:04 PM (fRB6z)

Good, he can go to CECOT and pick him out from the prisoners there.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2025 02:04 PM (D7oie)
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This is a great development. The more Democrat politicians we get in CECOT, the better.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2025 02:05 PM (YqDXo)

195 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2025 02:06 PM (tjClK)

196 Maryland "senator" says he will go to El Salvador and bring him "home."

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 02:04 PM (fRB6z)


Well to be fair, isn't Elian Gonzalez a "Maryland man and a beloved father"?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - THIS Year in Corsicana - again at April 15, 2025 02:06 PM (hOUT3)

197
"Maryland man"

"mistakenly deported"

"wrongly deported"

"no evidence"

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 02:06 PM (fRB6z)

198 Aliakbar Mohammad Amin is clearly a moral person.

-Taylor L.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 02:06 PM (kgjcL)

199 I've read that, at least the Arab branch, might not be the biggest go-getters in the world.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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The elites disdain getting their hands dirty and the masses do not have sufficient iq to run a civilization.

Very high rates of birth defects and worse from repeatedly marrying by kinship.

Those Arab places that appear to have hi tech have foreigners maintain them. Even the Persians and Kurds disdain Arabs for a reason.

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2025 02:06 PM (ctrM5)

200 Two $#it sandwiches running for Va governor.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 02:06 PM (d7ais)

201 Maryland "senator" says he will go to El Salvador and bring him "home."

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 02:04 PM (fRB6z)

Good, he can go to CECOT and pick him out from the prisoners there.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2025 02:04 PM (D7oie)
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Easy. He's the one with the tattoos.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2025 02:06 PM (YqDXo)

202 58 This sounds like the work of Lutherans. Especially since he threatened to throw carrots in her jello.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 15, 2025 01:44 PM (za++S)
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Phew, I thought you were going to say chili instead of jello.

Posted by: Ciampino - Achmed More Ham? at April 15, 2025 02:06 PM (sPQoU)

203 Maryland "senator" says he will go to El Salvador and bring him "home."

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 02:04 PM (fRB6z)

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Make Logan Act Prosecutions Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- On Democracies and Death Cults at April 15, 2025 02:06 PM (Ce/f8)

204 As he flies around on back roads in the General Lee yelling "YEEEE HAAAWWWWWW!" and blasting his Dixie horn.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2025 02:06 PM (tjClK)

205 Sure, you'll defend dogshit but you're all down on San Francisco for its people shit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


But that's because we don't want grass to grow on the sidewalk. Dogs, unlike junkies, have the common sense to shit on the grass.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2025 02:07 PM (0Htd1)

206 This is a great development. The more Democrat politicians we get in CECOT, the better.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Honey trap with no honey. Mebbe more like a Venus flytrap.

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2025 02:07 PM (ctrM5)

207
Well, the Democrats DO love the trafficking of humans, after all.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 02:07 PM (fRB6z)

208 I was reliably informed they practice a religion of peace.
Posted by: Taking Notes at April 15, 2025 02:02 PM (pYqfI)


It's obviously a religion of peace. That's why that say that you cannot beat your wife with any rod thicker than your thumb.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2025 02:07 PM (ExV1e)

209 Maryland "senator" says he will go to El Salvador and bring him "home."

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 02:04 PM (fRB6z)



Do it. DO IT NOW!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2025 02:07 PM (tjClK)

210 But that's because we don't want grass to grow on the sidewalk. Dogs, unlike junkies, have the common sense to shit on the grass.
Posted by: nerdygirl
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Very good riposte.

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2025 02:08 PM (ctrM5)

211 Aliakbar

Islam can't even do a contraction without loosing the '.

Posted by: DaveA at April 15, 2025 02:08 PM (FhXTo)

212 CNN doesn't hate American like the chicoms didn't hate the four Olds.

It all makes more sense when you realize the progressives aren't doing politics. They are doing cultural revolution.

Posted by: Call it an extreme makeover then. It's the same process at April 15, 2025 02:08 PM (qlIEW)

213 There's got to be a Georgia bulldog joke somewhere here.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 15, 2025 02:08 PM (dJimA)

214 What is this odd thing on Proxbid?
It looks like some sort of German timed detonator
https://tinyurl.com/2p8x7enr
Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2025 02:03 PM


The Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 15, 2025 02:08 PM (2J/Lj)

215 Maryland "senator" says he will go to El Salvador and bring him "home."

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 02:04 PM (fRB6z)


Do it. DO IT NOW!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2025 02:07 PM (tjClK)

Can we send a camera crew, to watch the arrests? Please? Pretty Please?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2025 02:08 PM (VNX3d)

216 Democrats. Fighting for the MS13 member that has yet to kill you, not fighting for you.

May they all die of inflected flea infestation of the taint.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2025 02:09 PM (tjClK)

217 It's obviously a religion of peace. That's why that say that you cannot beat your wife with any rod thicker than your thumb.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2025 02:07 PM (ExV1e)


Well, just so long as you have written rules...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - THIS Year in Corsicana - again at April 15, 2025 02:09 PM (hOUT3)

218 I'm seeing a lot of videos where Britain/France ask Germany to rearm and invade Russia and the guy pretending to be Germany asks first "are you sure?" and then "no complaints later ok?" as he starts putting on a Hugo Boss uniform

Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2025 02:05 PM (t0Rmr)
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The French will supply the pastries. The British will supply the dentists.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2025 02:09 PM (YqDXo)

219 Mar 4, 2025‼️ Porsche is suffering huge losses and is preparing to start producing tanks.

Europe breathes sigh of relief.

Posted by: 13times at April 15, 2025 02:09 PM (cpDdh)

220
Notice how this El Salvadoran "Maryland Man" leaves behind no...employer...and no...tax returns.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 02:10 PM (fRB6z)

221 Does NOT mean 'god is great.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2025 02:10 PM (tjClK)

222 We are truly lucky and blessed and endowed with big dick energy to have political enemies as dumb as these dumb motherfuckers. They aren't gonna stop pounding the drums on this MS13 pustule, are they?

The majority of Americans know the guy is a scumbag and criminal, don't want the motherfucker back, and know he ain't ever coming back. Yet still the left keeps punching themselves in the nuts over this. Carry on.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 15, 2025 02:10 PM (iFTx/)

223 It means 'I'm here to kill everyone.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2025 02:10 PM (tjClK)

224 More Georgia than a bushel of peanuts dipped in Peach Cobbler by a cracker

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2025 02:10 PM (ehZkr)

225 We no longer need dogs, with all the h1b's willing to pick up the slack.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 02:10 PM (d7ais)

226 I see nothing wrong with his statements and just sounds like typical Southern phraseology like "Well bless your heart and prepare to die" and "Why don't you come in and sit a spell and die like a pig?".

Posted by: Cheri at April 15, 2025 02:10 PM (oiNtH)

227 It's obviously a religion of peace. That's why that say that you cannot beat your wife with any rod thicker than your thumb.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2025 02:07 PM (ExV1e)
______________

Really? Go on. - Bill Clinton

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2025 02:11 PM (YqDXo)

228 I see nothing wrong with his statements and just sounds like typical Southern phraseology like "Well bless your heart and prepare to die" and "Why don't you come in and sit a spell and die like a pig?".
Posted by: Cheri at April 15, 2025 02:10 PM (oiNtH)

—————

Snort!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2025 02:12 PM (u73oe)

229 63
Is "Aliakbar" like an Aquan"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 15, 2025 01:44 PM (xG4kz)
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These people lack imagination and have to steal every idea.
Aliakbar seems a variation of the Allau Snackbar phrase so popular amongst all the varieties of Achmeds and Mohammeds.

Posted by: Ciampino - Achmed More Ham on the head? at April 15, 2025 02:12 PM (sPQoU)

230 226
Posted by: Cheri at April 15, 2025 02:10 PM (oiNtH)


I love poetry in the afternoon!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - THIS Year in Corsicana - again at April 15, 2025 02:12 PM (hOUT3)

231
btw, was this "Maryland Man" on the MD voter rolls?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 02:12 PM (fRB6z)

232 Any word on materials allowed to be used in the rod?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 02:12 PM (d7ais)

233 Does NOT mean 'god is great.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2025 02:10 PM (tjClK)
_____________

What does it mean? "Goats are great?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2025 02:12 PM (YqDXo)

234 >>This is a great development. The more Democrat politicians we get in CECOT, the better.

Just further proof Democrats have completely lost the plot and are just reflexively opposing anything Trump does. I've seen some bad policy decisions by politicians over the years but defending foreign gangbangers who broke into this country and committed vicious crimes against American citizens is on another level.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2025 02:12 PM (LkLld)

235 I would be more concerned about the use of language to manipulate perception by news organizations if more than a few hundred thousand people even watched or read the news these days. Its like changing the pronouns to all female in D&D 3rd edition. OK we all know why you did it and its lame but really, the audience is pretty tiny, you're not changing anything.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2025 02:13 PM (ehZkr)

236 It's obviously a religion of peace. That's why that say that you cannot beat your wife with any rod thicker than your thumb.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2025 02:07 PM (ExV1e)



When the Cane is Able.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2025 02:13 PM (tjClK)

237 Sausage is good.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 02:13 PM (d7ais)

238 Notice how this El Salvadoran "Maryland Man" leaves behind no...employer...and no...tax returns.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 02:10 PM (fRB6z)
______________

You astonish me. Just be glad he isn't leaving behind any corpses. As far as we know.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2025 02:14 PM (YqDXo)

239 Mar 4, 2025‼️ Porsche is suffering huge losses and is preparing to start producing tanks.

Europe breathes sigh of relief.
Posted by: 13times at April 15, 2025 02:09 PM (

Read an article about how the German Leopard II panzers are much like their WW II Tiger ancestors. Both were overly complex and all but impossible to fix in the field and need a special repair facility.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 15, 2025 02:14 PM (dJimA)

240 btw, was this "Maryland Man" on the MD voter rolls?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 02:12 PM (fRB6z)



14 times.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2025 02:14 PM (tjClK)

241 There are a lot of actors other than Nemoy that I could see playing Spock, but George Lindsey is not one of them.
Posted by: Bulg
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This is incorrect

Posted by: George Lindsey Fan Club at April 15, 2025 02:14 PM (5hfjS)

242 170 Is there inbreeding in that culture?
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2025 01:59 PM
___________________________

Scientists have been baffled for centuries as to why the Middle Eastern states don't have banjos.

Truthfully, countries like Egypt have an average consanguinity rate of over 50% (first cousins). Some areas are as high as 78%. Then, you could look at the NHS in the UK. They've had an explosion of physical defects in newborns over the last decade, but they don't advertise the race/religion of those individuals. Guess why.

Posted by: Orson at April 15, 2025 02:14 PM (dIske)

243 What does it mean? "Goats are great?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2025 02:12 PM (YqDXo)


The strict translation is "Goats from the NEXT village are great!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - THIS Year in Corsicana - again at April 15, 2025 02:15 PM (hOUT3)

244 Mar 4, 2025‼️ Porsche is suffering huge losses


Possibly stop building cars that spontaneously combust.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2025 02:15 PM (tjClK)

245 Leonard Nimoy would have made a good Chewbacca.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 02:15 PM (d7ais)

246 We may have pointed and laughed at the astronautettes, but it pissed the feminazis off.

Pop Base@PopBase
Emily Ratajkowski says she’s ‘disgusted’ by the Blue Origin space trip:
“Look at the state of the world and think about how many resources went into putting these women in space… for what?”

-
More feminist criticizing operation one giant leap.

https://shorturl.at/whcrR

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 15, 2025 02:15 PM (L/fGl)

247 Sausage is good.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 02:13 PM (d7ais)



Got a sausage and peppers sub from Joe's Pizza and Pasta for lunch today.

it was fantastic.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2025 02:16 PM (tjClK)

248 Pop Base@PopBase
Emily Ratajkowski says she’s ‘disgusted’ by the Blue Origin space trip:
“Look at the state of the world and think about how many resources went into putting these women in space… for what?”


Katie Perry got to ride a massive dildo into space?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2025 02:17 PM (ewjUl)

249 Maryland "senator" says he will go to El Salvador and bring him "home."

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025

Van Hollen. I whole heartedly encourage this idiot to do this. Dress up like Rambo, head on down to San Salvador, ES, and show those 3rd world campesinos who's boss. Demand his return!! Then, if you make it back to the US alive, empty handed, you can be charged with violating the Logan Act and duly prosecuted. Come on Van Hollen, don't let us down.

Posted by: Cheri at April 15, 2025 02:17 PM (oiNtH)

250 The Devil went down to Georgia
Looking for a soul to steal
He was in a bind and way behind
And he was willing to make a deal

***

And the boy said
"My name's Ali Achbar Mohammed Amin
And it might be a sin
But I'll blow up up this place so shut your face
Cause I'm the most austere scholar that's ever been."

Posted by: Ali bin Daniels at April 15, 2025 02:17 PM (47/pr)

251 More feminist criticizing operation one giant leap.
_____

Ladies, relax. The rocket isn't penis shaped, it is woman penis shaped. It's all good.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 15, 2025 02:17 PM (Dv3i1)

252 246 Pop Base@PopBase
Emily Ratajkowski says she’s ‘disgusted’ by the Blue Origin space trip:
“Look at the state of the world and think about how many resources went into putting these women in space… for what?”

-
More feminist criticizing operation one giant leap.

https://shorturl.at/whcrR
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 15, 2025 02:15 PM (L/fGl)

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She needs to give up her cell phone, sell her houses, and give up anything like modern produced entertainment because they're all wastes in the face of democracy being destroying in Ukraine!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 15, 2025 02:17 PM (GBKbO)

253 Truthfully, countries like Egypt have an average consanguinity rate of over 50% (first cousins). Some areas are as high as 78%. Then, you could look at the NHS in the UK. They've had an explosion of physical defects in newborns over the last decade, but they don't advertise the race/religion of those individuals. Guess why.
Posted by: Orson at April 15, 2025 02:14 PM

The average IQ of Somalians is 68. Which explains Minneapolis.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2025 02:18 PM (ewjUl)

254 There are a lot of actors other than Nemoy that I could see playing Spock, but George Lindsey is not one of them.
Posted by: Bulg

Mr. T
Hervé Villechaize
Jerry Lewis
Michael Richards

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 15, 2025 02:19 PM (L/fGl)

255 They should've been sent up in MegaMaid and determined if antigravity made sandwich preparation any more difficult.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2025 02:19 PM (tjClK)

256 Truthfully, countries like Egypt have an average consanguinity rate of over 50% (first cousins). Some areas are as high as 78%. Then, you could look at the NHS in the UK. They've had an explosion of physical defects in newborns over the last decade, but they don't advertise the race/religion of those individuals. Guess why.

Posted by: Orson at April 15, 2025 02:14 PM (dIske)
_________________

Check out the video I linked above.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2025 02:19 PM (YqDXo)

257 Any word on materials allowed to be used in the rod?

Depends on who you ask and who their audience is. If its some Imam in a tent in Qatar by themselves, they'll reveal its made of hard wood and you beat her until she submits, even if you have to break a few things. If its some Dawah at a public park, then suddenly it becomes a twig you barely tap them with, to remind them of their duty.

One of the most highly regarded Hadiths (the stories of Muhammad's life written by the men who knew him, supposedly) has a story where a woman beaten bloody by her husband staggered into Muhammad's tent asking for him to do something about her brute of a husband.

Muhammad's first reaction, they claim, is to say "well bring him to me and we'll give him the business" but then it claims that he "got a new revelation from Gabriel" and changed his mind, telling her to go back and submit.

I think we all know what those revelations were about, a bag of silver and pressure from the other dudes in the goal camp.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2025 02:19 PM (ehZkr)

258 The girl trip to space did seem pretty pointless. But leave it to feminists and their Always Be Scolding lifestyle to make something pointless more sympathetic.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 15, 2025 02:19 PM (XCUp7)

259 And the boy said
"My name's Ali Achbar Mohammed Amin
And it might be a sin
But I'll blow up up this place so shut your face
Cause I'm the most austere scholar that's ever been."
Posted by: Ali bin Daniels at April 15, 2025 02:17 PM

Golf Clap.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2025 02:19 PM (ewjUl)

260 Hatfields v. McCoys.

Which ones were the Shias and which ones were the Sunnis? I can never keep that straight.

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2025 02:20 PM (77rzZ)

261 The average IQ of Somalians is 68. Which explains Minneapolis.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2025 02:18 PM (ewjUl)
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The Somalis raised the average IQ there?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2025 02:20 PM (YqDXo)

262 "There's no evidence he was MS-13."

**********

If it weren't for that unfortunate birthmark on his forehead that appeared to spell out "I ❤️ MS-13" he'd be safe back home in MD.

Posted by: muldoon at April 15, 2025 02:20 PM (/iMjX)

263 OT:

Can one of the CoBs please add this info to the sidebar:

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Donate to Shep's Place in memory of Jewells. Put "Jewells" or "Julie" in the memo box or send them a separate email.

https://www.shepsplace.org/donate/
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Posted by: Oddbob at April 15, 2025 02:20 PM (/y8xj)

264
Dress up like Rambo, head on down to San Salvador, ES, and show those 3rd world campesinos who's boss.
Posted by: Cheri


Didn't Ross Perot and some other tech millionaire attempt an international rescue? Or am I thinking of a cheesy Golan-Globus 80's movie?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 02:20 PM (fRB6z)

265 258 The girl trip to space did seem pretty pointless. But leave it to feminists and their Always Be Scolding lifestyle to make something pointless more sympathetic.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 15, 2025 02:19 PM (XCUp7)

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At best, these rides help fund the space mission for Blue Origin.

Which is not nothing except Blue Origin seems to be nothing more than a tourist vehicle to low orbit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 15, 2025 02:21 PM (GBKbO)

266 The average IQ of Somalians is 68. Which explains Minneapolis.
___

This is also the average IQ of DFL voters in Minneapolis.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 15, 2025 02:21 PM (Dv3i1)

267
I think we all know what those revelations were about, a bag of silver and pressure from the other dudes in the goal camp.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2025 02:19 PM (ehZkr)



Moohamhead was once a man of peace, but when no one listened and he learned that beating the shit out of others was more effective, islham was born.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2025 02:21 PM (tjClK)

268 239 Die Maus tank. Too big to fit on rail cars but couldn't make it through a tunnel or over a bridge anyway. Herr Porsche design.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 15, 2025 02:21 PM (gm9Sb)

269 Aliakbar had an uncle on that tv show "Dukes of Halal."

Posted by: Rex B at April 15, 2025 02:21 PM (aKjiH)

270 188
"There's no evidence he was MS-13."

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 02:05 PM (fRB6z)

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Other than his lack of contention of being MS-13 in two separate hearings.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 15, 2025 02:21 PM (GBKbO)

271 Now.... Where's this shitstain really from?

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench)





Generally? The Land Of Inbred Goat-Felchers.

Specifically? He'll.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 15, 2025 02:22 PM (BRvvM)

272 Truthfully, countries like Egypt have an average consanguinity rate of over 50% (first cousins). Some areas are as high as 78%.

Yeah. You can safely marry and have kids with a first cousin, but if you keep that up through multiple generations its going to be a real problem. Very high rate of still births and miscarriages, and genetic damage. You get kids that look like Bella Ramsey or Rachel Zegler.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2025 02:22 PM (ehZkr)

273 German engineering. It's great, until it breaks.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2025 02:22 PM (ewjUl)

274 Didn't Ross Perot and some other tech millionaire attempt an international rescue? Or am I thinking of a cheesy Golan-Globus 80's movie?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 02:20 PM (fRB6z)



Didn't Perot lead the group that rescued the Iranian held hostages in the 70's?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2025 02:22 PM (tjClK)

275
I wasn't imagining it!

Operation Eagle Claw 1980

Ross Perot tried to rescue carter's hostages in Iran.
It did not end well

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 02:22 PM (fRB6z)

276
Sorry, I should have said "spoiler alert."

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 02:22 PM (fRB6z)

277 272 Yeah. You can safely marry and have kids with a first cousin, but if you keep that up through multiple generations its going to be a real problem. Very high rate of still births and miscarriages, and genetic damage. You get kids that look like Bella Ramsey or Rachel Zegler.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2025 02:22 PM (ehZkr)

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"Towns were built on marrying our attractive cousins!"
-Shelbyville Manhattan

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 15, 2025 02:22 PM (GBKbO)

278 Didn't Ross Perot and some other tech millionaire attempt an international rescue? Or am I thinking of a cheesy Golan-Globus 80's movie?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 02:20 PM (fRB6z)

IIRC, he arranged the rescue of his employees from Iran after the Shah's rule fell. https://www.rossperot.com/life-story/iran-hostage-rescue

Posted by: Thrawn at April 15, 2025 02:23 PM (9Ovst)

279 Didn't Ross Perot and some other tech millionaire attempt an international rescue? Or am I thinking of a cheesy Golan-Globus 80's movie?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 02:20 PM (fRB6z)


He got his own folks out of Iran after Carter failed.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2025 02:23 PM (D7oie)

280 You have enough evidence. Just kill the goatraper.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2025 02:23 PM (8zz6B)

281 276
Sorry, I should have said "spoiler alert."
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 02:22 PM (fRB6z)

======

Wait...The Righteous Gemstones...aren't righteous?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 15, 2025 02:23 PM (GBKbO)

282 Suppose Germans stop procreating in import millions of broke submorons?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 02:23 PM (d7ais)

283 Katie Perry got to ride a massive dildo into space?
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2025 02:17 PM (ewjUl)

No, Bezos wasn't on the ship

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 02:23 PM (kgjcL)

284 *Van Hollen arrives at customs in San Salvador*

Sir, by order of President Bukeyle, you are denied entry. Also, what’s in this baggie we found in your luggage?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2025 02:23 PM (u73oe)

285
Wait...The Righteous Gemstones...aren't righteous?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 15, 2025 02:23 PM (GBKbO)



Nothing in the ads for that show make me want to waste one moment watching that show.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2025 02:24 PM (tjClK)

286 You can safely marry and have kids with a first cousin, but if you keep that up through multiple generations its going to be a real problem.
____

Hapsburgs have entered the chat

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 15, 2025 02:24 PM (Dv3i1)

287
What's This!

It was also a movie, too!

On The Wings of Eagles, Burt Lancaster & Richard Crenna.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 02:24 PM (fRB6z)

288
No, Bezos wasn't on the ship
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 02:23 PM (kgjcL)



The ship, however.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2025 02:24 PM (tjClK)

289 "Towns were built on marrying our attractive cousins!"

I'll tell you what, I had some attractive cousins, and not in a Georgia way. Never had any yen to marry them though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2025 02:24 PM (ehZkr)

290 Sir, by order of President Bukeyle, you are denied entry. Also, what’s in this baggie we found in your luggage?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2025 02:23 PM

Haha. I knew he wouldn't look before we left.

Posted by: Hunter at April 15, 2025 02:25 PM (ewjUl)

291 His lady is sporting a Daisy Burkha.

Posted by: Cray Cray at April 15, 2025 02:25 PM (+26Ub)

292 There are a lot of actors other than Nemoy that I could see playing Spock, but George Lindsey is not one of them.
Posted by: Bulg
Mr. T
Hervé Villechaize
Jerry Lewis
Michael Richards
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 15, 2025 02:19 PM (L/fGl)

Flip Wilson
Stepin Fetchit
Ivan Dixon

Posted by: Bill Cosby, America's Dad at April 15, 2025 02:25 PM (cnVbw)

293 As they say, you don't hate the media enough.

Posted by: Drunken Yoda at April 15, 2025 02:25 PM (Icxar)

294 And the boy said
"My name's And the boy said
"My name's Ali Achbar Mohammed Amin
And it might be a sin
But I'll blow up up this place so shut your face
Cause I'm the most austere scholar that's ever been."
And it might be a sin
But I'll blow up up this place so shut your face
Cause I'm the most austere scholar that's ever been."

The Devil bowed down his head
'cause he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden box of C-4 on the ground
Next to Ali Achbar Mohammed Amin's feet
Now Ali said "You just come back Devil, if you ever want to try again, 'cause I told you once you son of a goat, I'm gettin' 72 virgins!"

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at April 15, 2025 02:25 PM (VXSVh)

295 Bezos is obsessed with penis. The logo on the side of ALL his trucks.

The space ship......

He's spent BILLIONS spreading his penis all over the world. He now wants to infect space.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2025 02:25 PM (tjClK)

296 Panama!!!

Posted by: Von Hollen at April 15, 2025 02:25 PM (d7ais)

297 Investigators said they found social media threats, allegedly from Aliakbar Mohammad Amin, including an image that showed a firearm pointed at Gabbard and her husband.
***
I wonder if Mr. Amin is related to the decorated Southern general, Beauregard Eustice Ravenal Whitfield Aliakbar Amin IV?

Posted by: LASue at April 15, 2025 02:25 PM (lCppi)

298 "Towns were built on marrying our attractive cousins!"

I thought the city was built on Rock N' Roll?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2025 02:25 PM (ewjUl)

299 A bunch of bimbos riding Bezos' cock rocket was meaningless but it did give some advertising to the idea and they all came back no dumber than before, so maybe space tourism for billionaires can be a real business.

At least, until the first one blows up a bunch of heirs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2025 02:26 PM (ehZkr)

300 Yeah. You can safely marry and have kids with a first cousin, but if you keep that up through multiple generations its going to be a real problem. Very high rate of still births and miscarriages, and genetic damage. You get kids that look like Bella Ramsey or Rachel Zegler.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I read an article in The Economist many, many years ago about some study, done in Iceland, that said that the ideal person to marry, in genetic terms was your second cousin. Don't know if they projected that out to multiple generations or not.

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2025 02:26 PM (77rzZ)

301 >>275 Ross Perot tried to rescue carter's hostages in Iran.
It did not end well
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He organized a team to rescue two of his employees from an Iranian prison after the revolution. The book "On Wings of Eagles" describes it.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 15, 2025 02:26 PM (eb5mD)

302
From the producers of the george kirby riots...

From the director the wuhan flu...

Democrats star in...the Most Daring Rescue in History...

Operation Taco Claw

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 02:26 PM (fRB6z)

303
I thought the city was built on Rock N' Roll?
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2025 02:25 PM (ewjUl)



THIS city was built on Rock n' Roll. THAT city, I'm not so sure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2025 02:26 PM (tjClK)

304 Yeah. You can safely marry and have kids with a first cousin, but if you keep that up through multiple generations its going to be a real problem. Very high rate of still births and miscarriages, and genetic damage. You get kids that look like Bella Ramsey or Rachel Zegler.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2025 02:22 PM (ehZkr)


The Habsburgs come to mind.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2025 02:26 PM (ExV1e)

305 Michael Richards

Live long and prosper Jerry! Prosper!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2025 02:27 PM (ehZkr)

306 The Somalis raised the average IQ there?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2025 02:20 PM (YqDXo)

exactly what are you trying to say?

Posted by: Oly and Olaf at April 15, 2025 02:27 PM (FCbAQ)

307 showed a firearm
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Sobs!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 15, 2025 02:27 PM (kgjcL)

308 Nood

Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2025 02:27 PM (VSht7)

309 I read an article in The Economist many, many years ago about some study, done in Iceland, that said that the ideal person to marry, in genetic terms was your second cousin

Wouldn't your second cousin necessarily be significantly younger than you are? Or do I have the wrong declension here. I can never keep all that crap straight.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2025 02:28 PM (ehZkr)

310 Die Maus tank

EV hybrid!!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 15, 2025 02:28 PM (mnYJJ)

311 Fmr. MD Gov Martin O’Malley says “it’s a matter of time” before blue-state AG’s file kidnapping charges over ICE operations.

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Please do.

That 21% approval rating is too high.

There are still too many Americans who don't fully know just how much the Democrat Party hate America and Americans.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 15, 2025 02:28 PM (JpbSW)

312 The only source of "George Lindsay almost played Spock" is Ernest Borgnine.

You can believe him. He's being very Ernest.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 15, 2025 02:28 PM (WPL6O)

313 "There's no evidence he was MS-13."



“One book titled ‘MS-13 and me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby’, written by Maryland Man”

Posted by: Cray Cray at April 15, 2025 02:29 PM (+26Ub)

314 Just because I have a withered arm and my cuz has a kid that bleeds out a lot doesn't mean this cousin screwin' is bad. Oh, yeah, those eyes with the Limey side of the family.

Kaiser Wilhelm, Proud Luger Carbine Owner

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 15, 2025 02:29 PM (gm9Sb)

315 Dollar Store Elon did a face plant as he walked around the capsule after it had touched town in the desert.

Daily Mail had video of it yesterday.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 15, 2025 02:29 PM (Y1sOo)

316 Wouldn't your second cousin necessarily be significantly younger than you are? Or do I have the wrong declension here. I can never keep all that crap straight.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

The children of first cousins are second cousins to each other. So, same generation. But there could still be a significant age difference.

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2025 02:30 PM (77rzZ)

317 I know George Orwell gets a lot of credit but this is more Philip K. Dick.

The British government is legit developing a "Minority Report" to identify murderers before they kill anyone

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 15, 2025 02:30 PM (L/fGl)

318 People in Kentucky have to go out of state to avoid marrying relatives

Posted by: MAC V SOG at April 15, 2025 02:30 PM (P4Pk9)

319 American soil is magic. Once you've touched it, you are an American.

Posted by: Emmie




Much like the Muslim foot is magic: once it touches ground, that land is forever Muslim.

See Osama BL's whine about "The Tragedy of Andalusia (Spain)".

Posted by: Sharkman at April 15, 2025 02:31 PM (BRvvM)

320 Ross Perot tried to rescue carter's hostages in Iran.
It did not end well
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 02:22 PM (fRB6z)

Perot put together a team of former military EDS employees and they went into Iran and rescued his employees.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 15, 2025 02:31 PM (dJimA)

321 My aunt married her first cousin.
Had three children, One was downs syndrome and twin boys both cross eyed

Posted by: MAC V SOG at April 15, 2025 02:33 PM (P4Pk9)

322 Emily Ratajkowski says she’s ‘disgusted’ by the Blue Origin space trip:
“Look at the state of the world and think about how many resources went into putting these women in space… for what?”

Wait! Isn't it empowering or something? And probably cost a lot less than what went into showing your boobs and ass all over the internet.

Posted by: Ripley at April 15, 2025 02:34 PM (GUOwU)

323 I lost all respect for that dumb golfer that bought a General Lee and repainted the roof. What a giant puss.
Posted by: Francis at April 15, 2025 02:03 PM (bbuBP)

A General lee without the roof flag is not a General Lee. It's just an orange Dodge.

Elon should offer special "General Lee Edition" Teslas, painted orange with the flag on the roof. The libtard head explosions would be epic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2025 02:40 PM (8zz6B)

324 You get kids that look like Bella Ramsey or Rachel Zegler.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor





"Modern" Islam is now sitting at the end of 70 generations of first cousin marriage.

With predictable results.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 15, 2025 03:01 PM (BRvvM)

325 Edie "Rochester" Anderson would have played a phenomenal Spock.

Posted by: Red Bines and Reace at April 15, 2025 03:02 PM (9C6ET)

326 Infidel, I keel you!

Posted by: Rev Wishbone at April 15, 2025 03:12 PM (fY84s)

327 Don't listen to the naysayers. Seven women in tight suits blasting off into space in a penis-shaped rocket is arousing and historic!

Bezos knew the score. Bezos' Bunnies! Hurrah!

Posted by: Rev Wishbone at April 15, 2025 03:17 PM (fY84s)

328 Imagining tears of sadness from every Haaavaaad lawyer..
BWAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at April 15, 2025 03:31 PM (QuDWu)

329 Cletus Mudbottom aka Alleyoopakbar Mo certainly sounds like a redneck from Georgia! I should know as I am a redneck who never knew a Mo or Abdul the entire 20yrs I was in grade school to my junior year of college.

What bullshite the media feeds the ignorant masses.

Look at what is going on in France in the last few days...all over France...mass gang attacks of prisons. I don't need to research that Phillipe and John Paul did not do these attacks by rabid bastards who arrived in rafts.

While it may be too late for the UK and France, allowing mass illegal barbarians into their midst due to "progressive" laws and "multi-cultural" lies, I hope the people of these countries somehow rise up and fight. Otherwise their own culture is gone.

They allowed blocks of people to settle, creating voting blocks and elected mayors and PM's and may God help them in the future. When we visited Paris in 2017 for the last time, there were "no go" areas then for police. They were warned.

When VP Vance told them to rise up before it is too late, they mocked him. It may be their fate as they are now outnumbered and have no guns to fight back. I guess butter knives are better than nothing.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 15, 2025 03:37 PM (6PCLE)

330 Look at the state of the world and think about how many resources went into putting these women in space… for what?

So the swine Bezos could lay some pipe with his grateful Hispanic strudel.

Posted by: Franz Liebkind at April 15, 2025 03:39 PM (IUmF8)

331 His name sounds Islamic so what else can we expect from screwballs like this

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 15, 2025 04:11 PM (wGqjj)

332 There is an interesting argument as to whether Byzantium's bout of Iconoclasm came from Islam or if Islam got it from them.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2025 01:53 PM (t0Rmr)

I think all of them sprung from a common ideology of the region. There was a heresy of Christianity that had been around a while that also didn't like images and welcomed the Islamic conquest because at least at first Islam didn't persecute and convert them. Just a tax.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 04:34 PM (n7h9X)

333 They allowed blocks of people to settle, creating voting blocks and elected mayors and PM's and may God help them in the future. When we visited Paris in 2017 for the last time, there were "no go" areas then for police. They were warned.

When VP Vance told them to rise up before it is too late, they mocked him. It may be their fate as they are now outnumbered and have no guns to fight back. I guess butter knives are better than nothing.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 15, 2025 03:37 PM (6PCLE)

I visited France probably 10 years earlier than that there were suburbs that were No Go and on fire daily. Now there are districts in Paris that way

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 04:36 PM (n7h9X)

334 I know George Orwell gets a lot of credit but this is more Philip K. Dick.

The British government is legit developing a "Minority Report" to identify murderers before they kill anyone
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 15, 2025 02:30 PM (L/fGl)

Actually one of the best ones was by Lewis Padgett. The cops use a time viewer to collect evidence. A nebbish guy decides to kill a guy who married his crush, and he sets the thing up for months or years. He gets away with it, but the gal decides to marry and manage him because he can't do anything and he boasts that he planned the murder. She doesn't believe him but now he realizes that his evasion and planning put him in a worse position, and now he can't get away from her forever. So he announces to the watching time cops "Take a good look" and kills her.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 04:46 PM (n7h9X)

335 Ross Perot tried to rescue carter's hostages in Iran.
It did not end well
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 02:22 PM (fRB6z)

Perot put together a team of former military EDS employees and they went into Iran and rescued his employees.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 15, 2025 02:31 PM (dJimA)

His people were not with the embassy hostages.

The rescue mission that went badly was a pretty dodgy plan (the secret landing area was on the main highway so they started collecting prisoners at once) and just so the Marines could come along they piloted Navy helos and many turned back due to a false indicator signal that Navy pilots would have been trained to ignore. The collision of planes and helos on the way out was just icing on the cake.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 04:50 PM (n7h9X)

336 Just because I have a withered arm and my cuz has a kid that bleeds out a lot doesn't mean this cousin screwin' is bad. Oh, yeah, those eyes with the Limey side of the family.

Kaiser Wilhelm, Proud Luger Carbine Owner
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 15, 2025 02:29 PM (gm9Sb)

To be fair the arm damage was from a doctor crushing nerves around it with forceps trying to reposition him IIRC.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 04:52 PM (n7h9X)

337 Meanwhile, Mother Jones is explaining that dogs are bad for the environment.

Either they're too stupid to understand that they are pissing off conservatives and liberals, or they are sucking up to cats.

P.S. Dog poo is a natural fertilizer.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2025 01:56 PM (0Htd1)

They made a stab at a cat genocide early in the Covid era, saying they could spread it. Few paid attention thankfully. The Aussie authorities shot a lot of dogs for lack of caretakers, despite having frantic volunteers calling them willing to take the dogs. Monsters shot them anyway.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 04:55 PM (n7h9X)

338 Read an article about how the German Leopard II panzers are much like their WW II Tiger ancestors. Both were overly complex and all but impossible to fix in the field and need a special repair facility.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 15, 2025 02:14 PM (dJimA)

Germany did have field repairs, but their tanks were all custom jobs, each built to order at a single stand and not on an assembly line like the US and Russia (because they hired an American in the 30s). A lot of repairs needed custom fiddling to repair. Also, they carried few replacement parts unlike the US, so most serious repairs had to be done at the factory.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 05:04 PM (n7h9X)

339 You know, when it comes to burning things down, Georgia does have some open accounts with the rest of the United States that could always be said to need balancing.

Not sure recent arrivals are that wrapped up in it, though.

Posted by: Butler, R. at April 15, 2025 05:05 PM (58h0r)

340 Why, it's almost like muslims are a problem demographic that shouldn't be imported into free countries.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 15, 2025 01:57 PM (XCUp7)

That's why their country of origin pays them to go.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 05:05 PM (n7h9X)

341 Huh. I thought was classic America that Georgia will burn

/Sherman

Posted by: GWB at April 15, 2025 09:19 PM (Gw5Q+)

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