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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | The Morning Report — 4/ 9 /25![]() So, vile, foul revolting in the extreme Jasmine Crockett once again opened her pie hole to vomit out garbage. I hate having to inflict her on you all, but it is what it is. Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-TX) advocated for illegal immigration in the U.S. and suggested black Americans were “done picking cotton.” Crockett’s words reportedly came while “speaking at Grace Baptist Church in Connecticut,” according to commentator Collin Rugg. While speaking, Crockett claimed that she was going around the U.S. educating “people about what immigrants” do for the U.S., and claimed that nobody is “trying to go and farm right now.”And yet, disgusting as this is, it does serve to illustrate a point that is both a condemnation of her party and why Trump and his policies going forward might have even more of a salutary effect on more than just the economy but on American culture itself. Beyond the fact that cotton, to the best of my knowledge hasn't been picked by hand for decades. Let's pick this ninny's statement apart point by point. First, the immigration issue that democrats and other open borders globalists keep yammering on about: the so-called people who we must have by the multi-millions to do the jobs that Americans supposedly won't do, i.e. pick crops. Even leftist icon Cesar Chavez referred to illegal aliens as wetbacks and was vocally and passionately in favor of mass deportations of illegals because they depressed the wages of legal citizens who were farm workers. Second, and I'm only guessing, there are likely very stiff tariffs and import duties/restrictions on not only American grown cotton but of course on American grown produce and other food stuffs all over the world. Hitting back at these countries to force their markets open to our goods will have salutary effect across the board. Of course her using the example of picking cotton and trying to make an allusion to Trump and company and his policies as somehow akin to the reimposition of slavery and or Jim Crow on blacks, which is laughable in the extreme since it was her party that fought civil war and then resisted all efforts at true integration and assimilation since the end of that war that they started. As for jobs that Americans will or won't do, there's enough blame to go around as to why American industry decamped willingly or otherwise overseas. Cheap labor and lowered regulatory costs were and remain a major factor. In the long term, if allowed to remain in place, Trump's tariff regime can have a salutary effect on many levels. Economic and societal. If we insist that only legal citizens can work here at home, then there is no job that Americans won't do since businesses will have no alternative but to tap the American labor market. President Trump wants to get America’s vast army of “dropout” men back into the workforce. Attention to this problem is long overdue. Nearly 7 million men in the prime of life — over a tenth of the 25-to-54 age group — are neither working nor looking for work these days. But Team Trump is trying to fix the problem with the wrong tools. They argue that trade policy — tariffs — and industrial policy — special treatment for manufacturing — will reverse the long-term flight from work by men, by creating high-paying jobs to lure them back to work. This approach may sound sensible to some. Unfortunately, it is likely to fail — even though the White House could succeed through other pro-work policies. Once upon a time in America, working-age men without jobs were unemployed laborers. . . . . . But that’s ancient history: Today, for every “prime age” man who is actually unemployed — out of a job but looking — there are three who are neither working nor looking for work. That means the overwhelming majority of jobless men nowadays are NILFs (for “not in labor force”That's what Crockett and her ilk are really railing against. They need men and women of all races to not pick cotton but to sit on their asses and pick their noses waiting for Uncle Sugar to hand out welfare and bennies to keep them hooked on the government. Generations of Americans, black and white indoctrinated into being enslaved to the Democrat created welfare state, from whence Democrats maintain their power. This is what DOGE and the tariff regime is attempting to smash. It won't work by itself. Industry won't magically reappear overnight. Along with what is being done, as has been promoted for years, there must be mass incentives like tax and regulatory holidays to incentivize the building of factories and manufacturing plants here in the USA plus the de-incentivization of sloth such as it is. Certainly more trade schools as well as apprenticeship programs in all the trades, perhaps schools that would be tied to US industries, and/or even physically located on or near their premises. As well as the expansion of what I remember from my junior high and High School days as shop class. Along with industry, the American work ethic and concomitant attitudes about families and morality in general must be promoted. And all of that is something the Democrat/Left will recoil from like Dracula being doused with holy water. . . . we've tried the free trade route. The promise was: send our jobs abroad, and we'll all get rich on cheaper TVs and tuna. But unless your job was as a hedge fund manager or Amazon warehouse robot, that promise came with a footnote: "Offer not valid in manufacturing towns, rural America, or Detroit." Trump's reciprocal tariffs aren't about slapping China for fun (although it's fun, particularly after COVID). They're about reshaping incentives so that manufacturing in the US becomes attractive again. It's already happening. Steel mills are reopening, auto plants are expanding, and companies that used to run to China at the first sign of a union now think, "Hmm, maybe Toledo isn't so bad after all." A White House report from earlier this year backs it up: Trump's first-term tariffs led to substantial reshoring in key industries. These aren't your gig-economy gigs. These are jobs with decent wages, long-term career paths, and the kind of dignity that's been outsourced for the past 30 years. Sure, there's a concern that tariffs could mean higher prices. But let's be honest — if paying an extra 50 cents for a pair of socks means your neighbor gets a job, that's a trade most Americans are happy to make. And with targeted tax cuts or direct consumer . . . . . . Plus, domestic production brings efficiencies. Once we scale up, costs come down. We're not just making America competitive again — we're building a robust industrial base that can weather future storms, pandemics, and supply chain chaos. We used to be the country that built the Hoover Dam, the Model T, and the Apollo rocket. Then we became the country that builds... PowerPoints. Reciprocal tariffs are a brash, unapologetic way of saying we want to make things again — better, more substantial, and made by Americans earning real wages. It's not just economic policy — it's national therapy. Let Wall Street clutch its pearls. The real action is in factories, foundries, and main streets that get a second shot at life. America isn't just open for business — it's open for building. And that's a trade war worth fighting. And lastly, a quick shout-out and thank you for your continued support in hitting our tip jar. It truly is appreciated more than you can know. Have a great day.
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Good morning horde!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 09, 2025 07:35 AM (ExV1e) 2
BOING!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 09, 2025 07:35 AM (ZTT+3) 3
Tech thread alerted.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 09, 2025 07:35 AM (ExV1e) 4
Its Hump Day
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 07:36 AM (gbOdA) 5
Yonder Horde
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 09, 2025 07:36 AM (Q4IgG) 6
Mexico will pay for the Wall?
The Cult of Personality is still strong in this Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at April 09, 2025 07:37 AM (JH2Lc) 7
Morning, one and all!
Posted by: NR Pax at April 09, 2025 07:38 AM (svLOV) 8
DU users have almost entirely switched over to BlueSky, and if anyone quote something from X, there's always a bunch of responses shaming them, and asking the mods if they can ban links to X lol.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 09, 2025 07:36 AM (ycI94) And, when they're blindsided by election results in the future they'll wonder how it could have happened. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 09, 2025 07:38 AM (ExV1e) 9
The Rust Brothers patented a cotton picker in the late 1920s. IH bought these patents in the late 30s and about 99% of cotton in the US has been mechanically picked since 1944.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 07:39 AM (gbOdA) 10
The Kobeissi Letter
@KobeissiLetter 32m BREAKING: CHINA ANNOUNCES ADDITIONAL TARIFFS OF 84% ON US GOODS BEGINNING APRIL 10TH. WOW. - I'm here to help the Horde back in America. Send me all of your AliExpress orders plus payment in Bitcoin and I'll send the merchandise to you on a smuggling ship that will drop off your packages in floating bubblewrap just off shore from Atlantic City. The tide will take it the last mile. You'll save bigly! You can thank me later. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 09, 2025 07:39 AM (ZTT+3) 11
Good morning JJ and horde
Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2025 07:39 AM (aHfB6) 12
...black Americans were “done picking cotton.”
I shall refrain from speculating on whether black people, as a whole, are a net positive or negative for the nation. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 09, 2025 07:41 AM (ExV1e) 13
Don't buy Chinese and I wouldn't care. It's all garbage products anyway
Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2025 07:41 AM (aHfB6) 14
The site is getting flagged with a big red splash from Microsoft saying it has been reported as a scam site.
Posted by: Sarge at April 09, 2025 07:42 AM (ibIN8) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 09, 2025 07:43 AM (ZTT+3) 16
I never picked cotton
But my mother did And my brother did And my sister did And my daddy died young Workin' in the coal mine... Posted by: Zombie Roy Clark at April 09, 2025 07:45 AM (ekEaX) 17
Drop the pee tests and some of the NILFs will start showing up. Not sure this is a good thing.
I swear, a lot of places I have been at have been so incredibly desperate for staff to the point where we used to joke about HR doing a "Mirror test" during the interview. If they hold up a mirror to your mouth and a fog appears, your hired. Posted by: pawn, RIP Vic at April 09, 2025 07:45 AM (QB+5g) 18
Linkapalooza!! Good morning, my peeps.
JJ bringing the news in fine form. And on his birthday, nonetheless! Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2025 07:46 AM (Aqu9a) 19
The December 2022 report, which the Biden administration was required by law to release to the public over two years ago but didn’t, reveals for the first time that seven U.S. military service members contracted COVID-19-like symptoms during or after their participation in the World Military Games in Wuhan in October 2019—contradicting the Biden administration’s public claims in 2021 that there was no evidence that any American participants contracted the virus at those games.
Posted by: SMOD at April 09, 2025 07:47 AM (WRWNr) 20
As well as the expansion of what I remember from my junior high and High School days as shop class.
Additionally, I'd like to see a return to what we used to call vo-tech. Where juniors and seniors who weren't intending to go to college would leave school in the afternoon to go to their jobs. One problem is that no one wants to pay a 17 year old $20/hour plus benefits. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 09, 2025 07:48 AM (ExV1e) 21
"The site is getting flagged with a big red splash from Microsoft saying it has been reported as a scam site.
Posted by: Sarge " Windows is a scam. FU Microsoft. Posted by: fd at April 09, 2025 07:49 AM (vFG9F) 22
Kurt Schlichter: America's response to the leftist framing of Marine La Pen must be loud, bold condemnation - and contempt.
Hit them where they live. Leave NATO. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 09, 2025 07:50 AM (ExV1e) 23
Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-TX) : Idiocracy manifest.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 09, 2025 07:51 AM (ZmEVT) 24
“I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.”
John 16:13 Posted by: Marcus T at April 09, 2025 07:51 AM (ieceu) 25
Jasmine would break a nail picking a boll, and those nails cost money.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 09, 2025 07:52 AM (gm9Sb) 26
Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde. Posted by: Inogame at April 09, 2025 07:52 AM (53oGX) 27
Why does not RFKjr have a list of 100 drugs that MUST be made in America?
We need a real assessment of of core pharmaceuticals that are used for lifesaving measures. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 07:53 AM (gbOdA) 28
The Kobeissi Letter
@KobeissiLetter 32m BREAKING: CHINA ANNOUNCES ADDITIONAL TARIFFS OF 84% ON US GOODS BEGINNING APRIL 10TH. WOW. Scenes We'd Like To See: [Oval Office] Senior Aide: Sir, we think 105% tariffs on all China's goods imported to the US is possible, but not recommended. The Magnificent Orange Bastard: *dramatic pause* Go to 105% tariffs on all China's goods. *sips Diet Coke* Starting tomorrow. *orders 2 scoops of ice cream* Senior Aide: Yes, sir. Right away, sir. *grins* Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2025 07:53 AM (Aqu9a) 29
The World Military Games in Wuhan in OCt. 2019 was known as the initial spreader. The athletes were young and only had mild symptoms. But they spread the virus big time.
I read about it in April of 2020. Didn't make the New York Times or CBS News. Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 09, 2025 07:54 AM (ZmEVT) 30
Crockett is Mad Maxine Waters reincarnated with a better wig and eyelashes. He sole mission is to foster racial animosity.
She's also got an IQ around 60. She's obviously being stage managed. Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 09, 2025 07:54 AM (Q4IgG) 31
World Military Games in Wuhan in October 2019—contradicting the Biden administration’s public claims in 2021 that there was no evidence that any American participants contracted the virus at those games.
Posted by: SMOD at April 09, 2025 07:47 AM (WRWNr) I cannot find it now but red cross donations from Q3 2019 have CV markers. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 07:55 AM (gbOdA) 32
I have actually picked some cotton by hand. I've picked more by hand than 99.9% of the people in this country have, I bet, and I only did it for a minute.
Posted by: fd at April 09, 2025 07:55 AM (vFG9F) 33
There’s reason to believe that the new leftist state Supreme Court judge won by virtue of votes from imaginary “voters” generated within the computer system.
Wisconsin’s Supreme Court Election Screams for Department of Justice Criminal Investigation -- We've seen this show play out numerous times in recent elections. And tragically, nothing ever comes of it. I believe 1000% that fraud was substantial in tipping this WI supreme court election to the leftist. And proof could be laying right in front of everybody's nose. Yet it won't change a thing. Posted by: Lady in Black at April 09, 2025 07:55 AM (qBdHI) 34
Morning all
Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2025 07:55 AM (TBCjf) 35
32 A good friend of mine, a native Arkansan, has pictures of her family in the thirties. Grandpa (maybe great Grandpa) had a mule rental service and some horse drawn ag equipment. I think one machine was a cotton picker.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 09, 2025 07:58 AM (gm9Sb) Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 07:58 AM (gbOdA) 37
There’s reason to believe that the new leftist state Supreme Court judge won by virtue of votes from imaginary “voters” generated within the computer system.
Ten points worth? Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 09, 2025 07:58 AM (SfhV1) 38
And systematic, intentional overcharges of $3,400 a year to the average household that must implore its own government to refund, at risk of penalties and interest if it begs for the wrong amount.
No real free people can support income taxes. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 07:58 AM (gbOdA) 39
Morning Horde, thx JJ a lot of good links today. The AT story about Europe meeting reality is funny. I think it's too late, but give it a shot Euroweenies. They'll probably try to face reality with more bureaucracy
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 09, 2025 07:58 AM (6TePA) 40
Crockett is Mad Maxine Waters reincarnated with a better wig and eyelashes. He sole mission is to foster racial animosity.
She's also got an IQ around 60. She's obviously being stage managed. Posted by: Martini Farmer She's being stage managed alright, but her IQ is 45 to 50 points higher. She went to the toniest of schools growing up. Sidwell type. That inner city hood rat patois she speaks? Complete snow job. She turns it on & off. Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2025 07:59 AM (TBCjf) 41
Ten points worth?
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 09, 2025 07:58 AM (SfhV1) What ya gonna do... Posted by: Fat Sal, Buick LeSabre Trunk Ballot Operator & Union Rep at April 09, 2025 08:00 AM (ekEaX) 42
The 119th Congress Is Poised To Be The Greatest Ever
FIFY Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 09, 2025 08:01 AM (ExV1e) 43
Additionally, the TCJA may have had a positive impact on economic mobility. For example, in 2019, the “$100,000 under $200,000” bracket included approximately 2 million more filers than it did in 2017.
I think this show many working couples made just enough. The almost 20% tax cuts meant that you not only earned more money by working harder but also got to take more of that money home. It was worth a lot more to work more. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:02 AM (gbOdA) 44
>>Ten points worth?
I wouldn't be a bit surprised if Biden's "win" in 2020 was boosted by at least 10 points of fraud. There's no way in this or any other world Joe Biden got 82 million legal votes. Posted by: JackStraw at April 09, 2025 08:02 AM (LkLld) Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 09, 2025 08:02 AM (gm9Sb) 46
There’s reason to believe that the new leftist state Supreme Court judge won by virtue of votes from imaginary “voters” generated within the computer system.
Ten points worth? Posted by: grammie winger Didn't the challenger lose by 700 votes? Thousands are possibly faked. Yeah. Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2025 08:03 AM (TBCjf) 47
That inner city hood rat patois she speaks?
Complete snow job. She turns it on & off. Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2025 07:59 AM (TBCjf) Is rat patois good on a Ritz? Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:03 AM (gbOdA) 48
All too many male workforce dropouts are detached (from society), dependent (on government benefits and pain meds), and defeated.
++++ In part. This leaves out what may be the biggest problem, though: indifference. If there were a way to do it, I would lay money down on this bet: "Even correcting disability and other welfare fraud will not cause a surge in full time labor force reentry." There is much truth in this old meme: http://tiny.cc/ssxf001 It is not universally true, but many, many men out there are perfectly happy to stop right where that picture indicates. And it doesn't take much to achieve that picture. Cut off the disability and welfare, and those "NILFs" will work exactly as much as needed to maintain that position, and no more. Why should they do otherwise? What do they gain besides baubles they don't want and security about which they don't care? This is *much* deeper than economic policy. To get a man to work hard and produce surpluses over casual subsistence, you have to incentivize him, and money is actually a poor incentive for a lot of people, and so is status. The best incentive is wife and children. The "NILFs" reflect demography, not economics. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2025 08:03 AM (yjAVs) 49
NILF? The jokes write themselves at this point.
Posted by: Cray Cray at April 09, 2025 08:03 AM (KS2un) 50
China just announced they are going to impose an 84% tariff on the United States starting tomorrow.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 09, 2025 08:03 AM (NpAcC) 51
RFK Jr. Offers An Unhealthy Dose Of Bureaucracy
I don't know what this is supposed to link to but it doesn't. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 09, 2025 08:04 AM (ExV1e) 52
I remember when churches were attacked for allowing politics from the pulpit.
The IRS, supposedly, takes a dim view of tax exempt churches meddling in politics. Yet, Grace Baptist seems to be getting a pass on this. Funny how that seems to work. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 09, 2025 08:05 AM (tT6L1) 53
That's what Crockett and her ilk are really railing against. They need men and women of all races to not pick cotton but to sit on their asses and pick their noses waiting for Uncle Sugar to hand out welfare and bennies to keep them hooked on the government.
——— Bingo. She has to be on the payroll, one way or another. If there is a demographic that has a “right to affirmative action” by definition it is the descendants of slaves. Not the hordes of folks from around the world. But her party has been importing those hordes by the millions and they go straight to the head of the line. What I can’t figure out, is why it took the huddled masses 25 or 35 years to figure this stuff out. Paying able bodied people not to work, importing new bodies to work for less. We’re also told low skilled grunt work will be replaced by automation. What are all those illiterates (not a criticism just the facts) in their own language, never mind English) going to do? The notion that all of this would “keep prices down” was always a lie. It was always and ever a cost-shifting exercise and not incidentally designed specifically to destroy. Schools, factories, hospitals, etc Posted by: Common Tater at April 09, 2025 08:05 AM (XQS41) 54
Crockett is actually dissing the Blacks with her minstrel show. I wish some brother would point that out.
"Lordy, lordy..." Posted by: pawn, RIP Vic at April 09, 2025 08:05 AM (QB+5g) 55
Along with industry, the American work ethic and concomitant attitudes about families and morality in general must be promoted. And all of that is something the Democrat/Left will recoil from like Dracula being doused with holy water.
++++ It is counter to their statist worldview. Intact families are insular little units that depend on each other and work for each other, outside of the state. There is nothing worse than the family. Sadly for them, the family is also one of the very, very few things that will make a man work his hands to the bone, fight bad odds, bear misery and die with, if not a smile, at least a touch of satisfaction. Take that away and your *only* recourse to drive production greater than subsistence is a whip. The whip will work to a point, but it will never work as well or as long as a family, and a whip will *not* make a man die for you. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2025 08:06 AM (yjAVs) 56
Crockett is actually dissing the Blacks with her minstrel show. I wish some brother would point that out.
"Lordy, lordy..." Posted by: pawn, RIP Vic at April 09, 2025 08:05 AM (QB+5g) ++++ Some do. They usually get excoriated. I doubt that happens as much now. What I wonder, though, is how popular this kind of obvious denigration actually is. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2025 08:07 AM (yjAVs) 57
Didn't the challenger lose by 700 votes? Thousands are possibly faked. Yeah.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2025 08:03 AM (TBCjf) It was won by 65k vote from incomplete registrations, fake addresses, and foreign voters. https://tinyurl.com/mr2ckua8 NOTE: Now state SC says votes must count as they are votes. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:07 AM (gbOdA) 58
Today is National Gin and Tonic Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 09, 2025 08:07 AM (NpAcC) 59
That inner city hood rat patois she speaks?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2025 07:59 AM (TBCjf) No obeah, brutha, no devil, no duppy. Everything gwan be irie. Posted by: Joe Black at April 09, 2025 08:08 AM (ekEaX) 60
The Democats lit the assassination fuse? Please. We all know it was Sarah Palin who printed a bullseye in a campaign ad 10 years ago.
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 09, 2025 08:08 AM (vsTPo) 61
The best incentive is wife and children.
And that's part of a long running tangent I have vented about before. Young men are scorned and derided by the ladies that are their age. They are treated as rapists, man babies and worse. If they get married, they could easily lose everything they have saved up because the girl got bored and wanted to find herself. Until we correct this and incentivize having families and settling down, this problem isn't going away. Posted by: NR Pax at April 09, 2025 08:08 AM (svLOV) 62
Sadly for them, the family is also one of the very, very few things that will make a man work his hands to the bone, fight bad odds, bear misery and die with, if not a smile, at least a touch of satisfaction. Take that away and your *only* recourse to drive production greater than subsistence is a whip. The whip will work to a point, but it will never work as well or as long as a family, and a whip will *not* make a man die for you.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2025 08:06 AM (yjAVs) --------------- You seem coherent. Must have stopped at one hot toddy. Feeling better this am? Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 09, 2025 08:08 AM (tT6L1) 63
The Kobeissi Letter
@KobeissiLetter 32m BREAKING: CHINA ANNOUNCES ADDITIONAL TARIFFS OF 84% ON US GOODS BEGINNING APRIL 10TH. WOW. OMG, Becky, why didn't Trump only raise tariffs on China? Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 09, 2025 08:08 AM (ExV1e) 64
You seem coherent. Must have stopped at one hot toddy. Feeling better this am?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 09, 2025 08:08 AM (tT6L1) ++++ Not really, no. Cough is much worse but also more productive, so hopefully coming out of it. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2025 08:09 AM (yjAVs) 65
Don't buy Chinese and I wouldn't care. It's all garbage products anyway
Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2025 07:41 AM (aHfB6) Is it not the case that most of our pharmaceuticals come from China? Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 09, 2025 08:10 AM (ExV1e) 66
a whip will *not* make a man die for you.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) I like that quote and I am saving it for later use. Posted by: NR Pax at April 09, 2025 08:10 AM (svLOV) 67
The Democats lit the assassination fuse? Please. We all know it was Sarah Palin who printed a bullseye in a campaign ad 10 years ago.
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 09, 2025 08:08 AM (vsTPo) ++++ Our retarded timeline goes back a long way. Man, I wish they'd never fired up the large hadron collider. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2025 08:10 AM (yjAVs) 68
Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-TX) : Idiocracy manifest.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 09, 2025 07:51 AM (ZmEVT) I think otherwise. She's performing. Tapping into a segment of the population who has an appetite for it. And likely being rewarded handsomely for it. Posted by: Doof at April 09, 2025 08:10 AM (vf0Y9) 69
Archbishop Timothy P. Broglio, the president of the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops, denounced the ending of government funding for his child trafficking racket. Posted by: Auspex at April 09, 2025 08:10 AM (j4U/Z) 70
President Trump, please continue the tariffs and reshaping the global economy while singing "Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus.
Posted by: Cray Cray at April 09, 2025 08:10 AM (KS2un) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 09, 2025 08:10 AM (bFu5X) 72
President Trump has introduced a number of new tariff policies, and I and my team are already digging into the details. I’ll have more to say on the specifics in the next few days.
What I can say now is I’m pleased the president is building his tariff agenda on the foundation of… — Congressman Jared Golden Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:10 AM (gbOdA) 73
And it's...
National Chinese Almond Cookie Day. Posted by: redridinghood at April 09, 2025 08:10 AM (NpAcC) 74
Today is National Gin and Tonic Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 09, 2025 08:07 AM (NpAcC) Odd time of year for that. G&T is such a summer-y drink. Posted by: Doof at April 09, 2025 08:11 AM (vf0Y9) 75
Barbara Billingsley was more fluent in hood rat patois than Jasmine.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 09, 2025 08:12 AM (gm9Sb) 76
Zelensky could tell me the sky is blue and I'd assume he's lying.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 09, 2025 08:12 AM (tT6L1) 77
The Republicans have just imposed a gigantic tax hike. What the hell is this new tariff policy if not one of history's largest tax hikes? It isn't an *income tax* hike, but it sure as hell is a new set of taxes, from an entirely different policy position.
Leave well enough alone, enjoy the revenue, and keep your hands out of individual pockets. The GOP remains the stupid party. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2025 08:12 AM (yjAVs) 78
Drop the pee tests and some of the NILFs will start showing up.
Daughter is doing an internship this summer. Required a drug screening and a background check. Given that she's in school to become a civil engineer and, therefore, can't actually affect anything without someone else verifying her work it seems a bit excessive but, since she'd have to deal with it once she graduates, it's a learning experience. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 09, 2025 08:12 AM (ExV1e) 79
The Cesar Chavez stuff was a major early indicator to me that Denver was going off the rails.
When I was a kid, Chavez enjoyed something like secular sainthood in Denver. Buildings were named after him, including a school on the north side (which I think is still there). At the rest of the schools in the Front Range, they inflicted frequent hagiographies of Chavez on bored students, year after year, and so forth. Then, in my 20s, that changed. Suddenly, the Post and Westword were running weird editorials "rethinking Chavez," blah blah blah, while the La Raza types were flat out demonizing the man for his tough-on-illegals attitude. Then, DPL named a branch library after one of his enemies, notorious *terrorist* Corky Gonzales, who was responsible for a series of shootings and bombings in Denver in the 70s. At the time, that was considered pretty scandalous; now it's ho-hum. But it was stuff like that made me realize the city had been fully hijacked by the colonists. Shitting on Chavez and celebrating Gonzales was unthinkable one minute and normal the next. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2025 08:12 AM (BI5O2) 80
It's well past time for EBT means testing.
Cut that dead weight ASAP! The loafer class can work or go hungry. Yes, I'm an heartless white boy that's independently stable because I've held a steady job my entire life. You'll have to hate me later because I'm headed to work now. Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at April 09, 2025 08:13 AM (3HOY3) 81
MEDIAite: National Review Urges Congress to End the Raw Chaos of Trump's Trade War: No Free Man Wants to Be at the Mercy of a King
National Review called on Congress to end President Donald Trump’s trade war in an editorial laying out both the political and constitutional cases for doing so on Tuesday. Senate republicans won't cross their leader, and Senate Dems seem to be stuck in "deer in the headlights" mode. Didn't the CR that 10 Democrats helped get passed give the Mango Mussolini unquestionable authority to do all the tariffs he wanted? It all comes back to that act by spinless cowards. what's the point of Republican opinion anymore? They've shown a Republican president can violate everything they supposedly believe in, and they still support him. So why keep writing about these principles they don't believe in? He turned our country into a disgrace and made decent Americans embarrassed to be called Americans. He showed us our elected officials are spineless cowards who are driven by greed. He has damaged, and will continue to damage at his whim, the foundations of this country. We need something stronger than our present Congress to stop him. Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 09, 2025 08:14 AM (ycI94) 82
What does the US export to China... besides state secrets and access to our politicians... that would net this 84% tariff?
Booze is about the only thing I can think of. Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 09, 2025 08:14 AM (Q4IgG) 83
... Then, DPL named a branch library after one of his enemies, notorious *terrorist* Corky Gonzales, who was responsible for a series of shootings and bombings in Denver in the 70s. ...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2025 08:12 AM (BI5O2) ++++ Man, I had forgotten about that Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2025 08:14 AM (yjAVs) 84
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 09, 2025 08:14 AM (Zz0t1) 85
Not only the pharmaceuticals. The precursors to make them, virtually all of them are sourced from you know where. The US doesn’t even make Aspirin any longer.
This didn’t just “happen” by chance, the totality of being completely dependent and vulnerable to supply chains and foreign sources for critical materials was a deliberate strategy. Years ago the government kept stockpiles of certain things that were potential bottlenecks in times of war. Strategic minerals, aerospace metals, etc. Ft. Knox may not have any gold, but it is reported to have large amounts of morphine, for example. Posted by: Common Tater at April 09, 2025 08:15 AM (XQS41) 86
But don't call Crockett a racist, cuz that be racist.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 09, 2025 08:15 AM (Zz0t1) 87
Not really, no. Cough is much worse but also more productive, so hopefully coming out of it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2025 08:09 AM (yjAVs) ------------- Glad to hear you're on the mend. Sounds like the Toddy Treatment was a winner. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 09, 2025 08:15 AM (tT6L1) 88
I need coffee.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 09, 2025 08:15 AM (Zz0t1) 89
Booze is about the only thing I can think of.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 09, 2025 08:14 AM (Q4IgG) Food I think...manly pig. Posted by: ManBearPig at April 09, 2025 08:15 AM (ekEaX) Posted by: Swamp Rabbit at April 09, 2025 08:15 AM (5hfjS) 91
We need something stronger than our present Congress to stop him.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 09, 2025 08:14 AM (ycI94) Whatever could they mean? Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 09, 2025 08:15 AM (SfhV1) 92
78 A friends son is in charge of a welding crew, all of them guys in their twenties making really good money. They took a pledge among themselves to lay off the weed. Guys like their beer (and guns, F150s, and Trump).
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 09, 2025 08:16 AM (gm9Sb) 93
Odd time of year for that. G&T is such a summer-y drink.
Posted by: Doof at April 09, 2025 08:11 AM (vf0Y9) ******* Those of us with investments in the stock market are going to need it today. Doesn't matter the season. Posted by: redridinghood at April 09, 2025 08:16 AM (NpAcC) 94
There are probably a lot of public figures like Chavez that went from Hero to Zero when their politics became unfashionable.
Posted by: pawn, RIP Vic at April 09, 2025 08:16 AM (QB+5g) 95
We need something stronger than our present Congress to stop him. Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 09, 2025 08:14 AM (ycI94) --------------- Gosh whatever could the DUmmie be implying? These people best hope we don't go down the road they seem so eager to travel. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 09, 2025 08:17 AM (tT6L1) 96
This is *much* deeper than economic policy. To get a man to work hard and produce surpluses over casual subsistence, you have to incentivize him, and money is actually a poor incentive for a lot of people, and so is status. The best incentive is wife and children. The "NILFs" reflect demography, not economics.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2025 08:03 AM (yjAVs) Plymouth Colony II, Electric Boogaloo. Posted by: Gov. William Bradford at April 09, 2025 08:18 AM (Aqu9a) 97
Why does not RFKjr have a list of 100 drugs that MUST be made in America?
We need a real assessment of of core pharmaceuticals that are used for lifesaving measures. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 07:53 AM (gbOdA) I'd go further and have a list of countries from which drugs can be imported and, for every vital drug, preferably have two countries on the list which can make it. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 09, 2025 08:18 AM (ExV1e) 98
She sounds vaccinated Posted by: Swamp Rabbit at April 09, 2025 08:15 AM (5hfjS) This is a good one that must remain in the vernacular. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 09, 2025 08:18 AM (Zz0t1) 99
What does the US export to China... besides state secrets and access to our politicians... that would net this 84% tariff?
Booze is about the only thing I can think of. Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 09, 2025 08:14 AM (Q4IgG) ++++ A shit ton of food, both raw and processed. Chemicals. Electrical equipment. Oil distillates. Various machinery. China is a major export market for us, we're just a tremendously larger export market for them and it's wildly imbalanced. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2025 08:18 AM (yjAVs) 100
I'm done picking cotton, too.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 09, 2025 08:19 AM (atGtm) Posted by: JackStraw at April 09, 2025 08:19 AM (LkLld) 102
I don't think I have any unopened bottles of aspirin at the moment, so I am also not picking any cotton in the near future.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2025 08:19 AM (yjAVs) 103
Gosh whatever could the DUmmie be implying? These people best hope we don't go down the road they seem so eager to travel.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 09, 2025 08:17 AM (tT6L1) Maybe they read the story about the 2nd would be assassin attempting to get a missile from Ukraine. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 09, 2025 08:20 AM (Zz0t1) 104
China decided a trade way was preferable to negotiating? This should be interesting.
The EU bureaucracy is probably too sclerotic to get a trade deal done in a timely fashion so they're going to suffer, I believe. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 09, 2025 08:20 AM (tT6L1) 105
Aspirin bottles, they stopped installing a cotton ball in the bottle years ago.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 09, 2025 08:21 AM (XQS41) 106
I keep hearing that Gen Z (or whatever they're calling this generation of new and upcoming adults) is based. Seems hard for me to accept, given that they're the tranny generation. But if they are based, are they based enough to want to return to labor and honest work? I hope so.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 09, 2025 08:21 AM (h7ZuX) 107
Mornin’, All. Happy Wednesday.
Posted by: Bulg at April 09, 2025 08:21 AM (77rzZ) 108
It occurs to me that China has amassed a lot of land here in the states.
Reclaim it all. And starve them. Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 09, 2025 08:22 AM (Q4IgG) 109
The Democats lit the assassination fuse? Please. We all know it was Sarah Palin who printed a bullseye in a campaign ad 10 years ago.
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 09, 2025 08:08 AM (vsTPo) ++++ Our retarded timeline goes back a long way. Man, I wish they'd never fired up the large hadron collider. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2025 08:10 AM (yjAVs) 10 September 2008. We slipped into a different (and worse) timeline. A date which shall live in infamy. Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2025 08:22 AM (Aqu9a) 110
The EU bureaucracy is probably too sclerotic to get a trade deal done in a timely fashion so they're going to suffer, I believe.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 09, 2025 08:20 AM (tT6L1) I heard that some EU countries are trying to make their own individual deals. Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 09, 2025 08:22 AM (SfhV1) 111
Maybe they read the story about the 2nd would be assassin attempting to get a missile from Ukraine.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 09, 2025 08:20 AM (Zz0t1) -------------- Good morning, Sponge. How is the First! lady fairing? Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 09, 2025 08:22 AM (tT6L1) 112
I just looked at the bottle of aspirin on the desk. Product of China and Thailand. I wonder how tariffs would be assessed?
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 09, 2025 08:23 AM (gm9Sb) 113
China has to import a *lot* of food. They can't grow much. The US is always in the top few exporters for them. Usually 2 or 3.
One thing I found notable is that last year, we got knocked down a notch by... Ukraine. Which was in the middle of a devastating war against a country whose own sanctioned exports were being propped up by Chinese purchases. I'm very interested as to how that came to pass. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2025 08:23 AM (BI5O2) 114
China just announced they are going to impose an 84% tariff on the United States starting tomorrow.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 09, 2025 08:03 AM (NpAcC) That would be an ADDITIONAL 84%. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 09, 2025 08:24 AM (ExV1e) Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2025 08:24 AM (Aqu9a) 116
Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. 29 windy degrees here at Stately Poppins Manor.
Was up at 3am, working by 4. Just taking a break now. Probably won't have much time to comment.* Hope you all have a lovely day. *and there was great rejoicing. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 09, 2025 08:24 AM (Q0kLU) 117
I heard that some EU countries are trying to make their own individual deals.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 09, 2025 08:22 AM (SfhV1) ----------------- heh. President Trump, in his first term, pretty much said bilateral trade agreements are how things should work. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 09, 2025 08:24 AM (tT6L1) 118
>>Maybe they read the story about the 2nd would be assassin attempting to get a missile from Ukraine.
Everything the left does is programed. They don't do organic protests or have any independent ideas. It's all encouraged, paid and programed. BLM and antifa weren't spontaneous protest groups. They were funded and organized. So was the violence. We are going to see more violence unless the people doing the organizing are stopped. It's inevitable. Posted by: JackStraw at April 09, 2025 08:24 AM (LkLld) 119
Hope you all have a lovely day.
*and there was great rejoicing. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 09, 2025 08:24 AM (Q0kLU) ------------------ Same to you, good sir! Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 09, 2025 08:25 AM (tT6L1) 120
I keep hearing that Gen Z (or whatever they're calling this generation of new and upcoming adults) is based. Seems hard for me to accept, given that they're the tranny generation. But if they are based, are they based enough to want to return to labor and honest work? I hope so.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 09, 2025 08:21 AM (h7ZuX) ++++ GenZ is bifurcated and fairly "based" in both directions. The non-leftists are exactly that, but that does not mean they're "conservative" in a recognizable form. GenZ is fairly radical, but they're not uniform. The Millennials are uniformly progressive with very little deviation. Sure, there are anti-leftist or conservative Millennials (I am one of them), but they are a distinct minority. Zoomers are far less monolithic. They're the tranny generation, yes - but they are also a generation where a lot of them would be perfectly content with overthrowing democratic government and installing a king. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2025 08:25 AM (yjAVs) 121
China just announced they are going to impose an 84% tariff on the United States starting tomorrow.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 09, 2025 08:03 AM (NpAcC) ++++ I hope the Chinese are stocking up furiously on seed oils and soybeans. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2025 08:26 AM (yjAVs) 122
Crockett said in the video: “The fact is, ain’t none of y’all trying to go and farm right now………we done picking cotton. We are. You can’t pay us enough to find a plantation.”
But they sure lined up for that sweet USDA money when they claimed they were denied farm loans. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:27 AM (gbOdA) 123
what's the point of Republican opinion anymore? They've shown a Republican president can violate everything they supposedly believe in, and they still support him. So why keep writing about these principles they don't believe in?
_____ The reciprocal is Trump is doing things that Democrats supposedly believe in, yet Dems don't support him. Why is that? Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 09, 2025 08:27 AM (Dv3i1) 124
I keep hearing that Gen Z (or whatever they're calling this generation of new and upcoming adults) is based. Seems hard for me to accept, given that they're the tranny generation. But if they are based, are they based enough to want to return to labor and honest work? I hope so.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 09, 2025 08:21 AM (h7ZuX) My daughter is in college and was raised reasonably conservative, but allowed to make her own decisions in a lot of areas. She dislikes politics and was mostly open and friendly with all people. In her first election, she voted straight republican, per my advice, and understood why. One of her current roommates is a lesbian. She'd been around them in her high school career, but never had issue. Now, she's spent time living with this girl and has a different attitude. "If that's what they're like, I'm not a fan...." They're open to learning the truth, this new generation. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 09, 2025 08:27 AM (Zz0t1) 125
they are also a generation where a lot of them would be perfectly content with overthrowing democratic government and installing a king.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2025 08:25 AM (yjAVs) I bet Andrew Tate is trying to figure out some way to be born 20 years later than he was, as we speak. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2025 08:27 AM (BI5O2) 126
Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 09, 2025 08:24 AM (Q0kLU)
I thought you were retired from work. What happened? Posted by: dantesed at April 09, 2025 08:27 AM (Oy/m2) 127
Department of Government Efficiency @DOGE Each year, the United States Institute of Peace (USIP) receives $55M in congressional (taxpayer) funds. - Prior management would sweep excess funds into its private Endowment (zero congressional oversight). -In the past 10 years, USIP has transferred ~$13M to its private Endowment, mainly used for private events and travel. USIP contracts (now cancelled) include: - $132,000 to Mohammad Qasem Halimi, an ex-Taliban member who was Afghanistan's former Chief of Protocol. - $2,232,500 to its outside Accountant, who attempted to delete over 1 terabyte of accounting data (now recovered) after new leadership entered the building - $1,307,061 to the Al Tadhamun Iraqi League for Youth - $675,000 for private aviation services Posted by: SMOD at April 09, 2025 08:28 AM (RHGPo) 128
Major US exports to China, 2024:
Soybeans: $13.35 billion Crude Petroleum: $14.73 billion Electrical Machinery and Equipment: $15.28 billion Machinery and Mechanical Appliances : $12.86 billion Civilian Aircraft and Parts: $11.5 billion They seem to by a lot of sound and audio equipment. Posted by: pawn, RIP Vic at April 09, 2025 08:28 AM (QB+5g) 129
Archbishop Timothy P. Broglio, the president of the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops, denounced the ending of government funding for his child trafficking racket.
Posted by: Auspex at April 09, 2025 08:10 AM (j4U/Z) Is he suggesting that Catholic dogma requires "works" which the performer deems "good" using money taken from others by force? Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 09, 2025 08:28 AM (ExV1e) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 09, 2025 08:29 AM (Zz0t1) 131
USIP contracts (now cancelled) include:
- $132,000 to Mohammad Qasem Halimi, an ex-Taliban member who was Afghanistan's former Chief of Protocol. .... Posted by: SMOD at April 09, 2025 08:28 AM (RHGPo) +++++ "Terrorists on hidden payrolls" is one of the least surprising things I've ever seen. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2025 08:29 AM (yjAVs) 132
BLM and antifa weren't spontaneous protest groups. They were funded and organized. So was the violence. We are going to see more violence unless the people doing the organizing are stopped. It's inevitable.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 09, 2025 08:24 AM (LkLld) ---------------- I don't think the better trained of Antifa and BLM want to be the face of the violence. They need their shock troops to hide behind. That said, I worry, however, they think they've accrued enough political power to make it worth their time to start something with the aim of overthrowing our government in the name of saving our "Democracy." Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 09, 2025 08:29 AM (tT6L1) 133
Not just soybeans. Lots of meat, too.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2025 08:29 AM (BI5O2) 134
It occurs to me that China has amassed a lot of land here in the states.
The sledgehammer of Eminent Domain should be viciously applied. I'd go even farther and say that no foreign national, company or any of their representatives are allowed to own land in our country. Posted by: NR Pax at April 09, 2025 08:29 AM (svLOV) 135
Odd time of year for that. G&T is such a summer-y drink.
Posted by: Doof at April 09, 2025 08:11 AM (vf0Y9) To me, they taste like pine needles, especially if there's a lime wedge involved. Posted by: one hour sober at April 09, 2025 08:30 AM (Y1sOo) 136
Prosecutors opened the trial alleging that the unnamed woman could have avoided killing the migrant during the incident last summer. The woman faces up to 10 years in prison if found guilty.
How do you say you should have let him play grabass in German? Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:30 AM (gbOdA) 137
Oh, when them cotton bolls get rotten
You can't pick very much cotton In them old cotton fields back home It was down in Louisiana Just about a mile from Texarkana In them old cotton fields back home When I was a little bitty baby My mama would rock me in the cradle In them old cotton fields back home... Posted by: CCR at April 09, 2025 08:30 AM (ekEaX) 138
Sadly for them, the family is also one of the very, very few things that will make a man work his hands to the bone, fight bad odds, bear misery and die with, if not a smile, at least a touch of satisfaction. Take that away and your *only* recourse to drive production greater than subsistence is a whip. The whip will work to a point, but it will never work as well or as long as a family, and a whip will *not* make a man die for you.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2025 08:06 AM (yjAVs) --- Where there's a whip there's a way! Posted by: Sauron's Orcs at April 09, 2025 08:31 AM (7fElN) 139
136 Prosecutors opened the trial alleging that the unnamed woman could have avoided killing the migrant during the incident last summer. The woman faces up to 10 years in prison if found guilty.
_____ How do you say jury nullification in German? Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 09, 2025 08:31 AM (Dv3i1) 140
*and there was great rejoicing.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 09, 2025 08:24 AM (Q0kLU) You asked for it........ https://youtu.be/yciX2meIkXI Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 09, 2025 08:32 AM (Zz0t1) 141
Between Russia and Ukraine, they are responsible for at least 10% of world calorie production. Plus, a huge chunk of fertilizer - critical for agriculture in the rest of the world that grows food as well.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 09, 2025 08:32 AM (XQS41) Posted by: Gref at April 09, 2025 08:32 AM (aBgBM) 143
The sledgehammer of Eminent Domain should be viciously applied. I'd go even farther and say that no foreign national, company or any of their representatives are allowed to own land in our country.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 09, 2025 08:29 AM (svLOV) My guess is with the laws of forfeiture on the books you could easily find a legal reason to take the lands. Do that and then find an American buyer to pay them to leave. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:32 AM (gbOdA) 144
Chinese ownership of american farmland range from .002% up to just under 1%. One guy owns 16.6% globally. Any guesses who dat? Posted by: Auspex at April 09, 2025 08:33 AM (j4U/Z) 145
Ah, but is it ORGANIC cotton?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 09, 2025 08:33 AM (Zz0t1) 146
One of Trump's better cabinet picks is Scott Bessent. He is the calming effect to Trump's whirlwind and he's exceptionally smart.
If the tariff wars are making you a bit queasy watch one of his interviews. What Trump and Bessent are doing isn't random and they are not caught off guard by China's response. They expected it. And they believe 100% China will eventually fold because as Trump said to Zelensky, they don't have the cards. Posted by: JackStraw at April 09, 2025 08:33 AM (LkLld) 147
It's also.....
National Chicken Little Awareness Day! Posted by: redridinghood at April 09, 2025 08:33 AM (NpAcC) 148
Odd time of year for that. G&T is such a summer-y drink.
Posted by: Doof at April 09, 2025 08:11 AM (vf0Y9) To me, they taste like pine needles, especially if there's a lime wedge involved. Posted by: one hour sober at April 09, 2025 08:30 AM (Y1sOo) Gin will do that. It's not a drink I go to often, but sometimes it just hits the spot. I've been using a variety of gin that has been aged in bourbon barrels. Tough to go back to regular gin after that. Posted by: Doof at April 09, 2025 08:33 AM (vf0Y9) 149
To me, they taste like pine needles, especially if there's a
lime wedge involved. Posted by: one hour sober at April 09, 2025 08:30 AM (Y1sOo) Juniper is one of the flavorings used in gin. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:34 AM (gbOdA) 150
It's also.....
National Chicken Little Awareness Day! Posted by: redridinghood at April 09, 2025 08:33 AM (NpAcC) Al Gore has his own day? Posted by: Doof at April 09, 2025 08:34 AM (vf0Y9) 151
One guy owns 16.6% globally. Any guesses who dat?
Posted by: Auspex at April 09, 2025 08:33 AM (j4U/Z) ++++ Ambiguous. Do you mean of all landholdings by a single entity worldwide, regardless of nationality? In that case, I would guess Bill Gates might be the largest individual landowner in the world. Or do you mean a Chinese individual who owns 16% of Chinese-held land in foreign countries? In that case, I would guess Jack Ma. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2025 08:34 AM (yjAVs) Posted by: Black Orchid at April 09, 2025 08:34 AM (Pv3Rg) 153
" Now, she's spent time living with this girl and has a different attitude. "If that's what they're like, I'm not a fan...."
Wait until the girlfriends come over and they start fighting. Oh, boy, they are nasty bitches. Posted by: pawn, RIP Vic at April 09, 2025 08:34 AM (QB+5g) 154
My guess is with the laws of forfeiture on the books you could easily find a legal reason to take the lands.
I'm fine with that. There are a lot of countries that don't let you own land if you aren't a citizen. Good enough for them, good enough for us. Posted by: NR Pax at April 09, 2025 08:35 AM (svLOV) Posted by: Black Orchid at April 09, 2025 08:35 AM (Pv3Rg) 156
19th China to US top export category:
$4.4B-Bird skin, feathers, artificial flowers, human hair ??? Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 09, 2025 08:35 AM (Dv3i1) 157
I keep hearing that Gen Z (or whatever they're calling this generation of new and upcoming adults) is based. Seems hard for me to accept, given that they're the tranny generation. But if they are based, are they based enough to want to return to labor and honest work? I hope so.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 09, 2025 08:21 AM (h7ZuX) Outside observations of GenZ. - While there are a goodly number of GenZ trannies, most of them think it's fake and gay. - I don't know that I would call them "based", at least as it's frequently used, they just seem to be tired of being lied to about everything. A good number of them seem to be autocrat-curious, assuming said autocrat didn't try to blow smoke up their asses all the time. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 09, 2025 08:36 AM (ExV1e) 158
philly snek!
(link in sig) Posted by: Black Orchid at April 09, 2025 08:34 AM (Pv3Rg) At least they didn't tread on it. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 09, 2025 08:36 AM (Zz0t1) 159
MILFs >>>>>>>>>>>> NILFs
Posted by: Bulg at April 09, 2025 08:37 AM (77rzZ) 160
The Secret Silly Origins of the ADL
The Anti Destination League is usually left lane bandit asshole prius drivers forcing smug on others. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:38 AM (gbOdA) 161
The sledgehammer of Eminent Domain should be viciously applied. I'd go even farther and say that no foreign national, company or any of their representatives are allowed to own land in our country.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 09, 2025 08:29 AM (svLOV) That would seem fundamental to an America First agenda. Posted by: Ordinary American at April 09, 2025 08:38 AM (vsTPo) 162
more good news from philly -
the woke princess trying to entirely change the Mutter Museum was FIRED! yeah!!! they stopped her "programs" and canned her ass back to creepy mutter! Posted by: Black Orchid at April 09, 2025 08:38 AM (Pv3Rg) 163
Why would anyone drink gin when you can have rum, bourbon, or even vodka?
Posted by: IrishEi at April 09, 2025 08:38 AM (3ImbR) 164
China has to import a *lot* of food. They can't grow much. The US is always in the top few exporters for them. Usually 2 or 3.
One thing I found notable is that last year, we got knocked down a notch by... Ukraine. Which was in the middle of a devastating war against a country whose own sanctioned exports were being propped up by Chinese purchases. I'm very interested as to how that came to pass. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2025 08:23 AM (BI5O2) If one were examine the worldwide trade being conducted by Russia/Ukraine, and the ebb/flow of the frontlines of the war, one might come to believe that the purpose of the war - or, at least, the purpose of refusing to negotiate an end to the war was nothing other than the slaughter of a generation of Ukrainian men. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 09, 2025 08:39 AM (ExV1e) 165
my kids r Gen Z
I hide my political views from them, even the boys are quite based, the girl is on the fence but she's sensible and more of an independent when they ask me what party I am I say "nihilist" Posted by: Black Orchid at April 09, 2025 08:39 AM (Pv3Rg) 166
Why would anyone drink gin when you can have rum, bourbon, or even vodka?
Posted by: IrishEi at April 09, 2025 08:38 AM (3ImbR) I like gin better than the others. Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 09, 2025 08:39 AM (SfhV1) 167
163 Why would anyone drink gin when you can have rum, bourbon, or even vodka?
fair but I can't drink rum I get really sick it's weird. might be the sugar? Posted by: Black Orchid at April 09, 2025 08:39 AM (Pv3Rg) 168
That would seem fundamental to an America First agenda.
Posted by: Ordinary American Expressing views like that have gotten me called an isolationist piece of shit. I truly dislike the "We are all World Citizens!" crowd. Posted by: NR Pax at April 09, 2025 08:40 AM (svLOV) 169
LIV Golf has made a big move to gain popularity against it's rival, the PGA Tour.
They've hired the broad that singlehandedly brought Bud Light down with the whole Dylan Mulvaney ad campaign. That should do it...... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 09, 2025 08:40 AM (Zz0t1) 170
So, do the Chinese owned farms here that probably "sell" their crop/product to China pay this 84% tariff?
I mean, China owns a great deal of land here in the states. Some of it is farmland... with, you know, farms on it. Or cattle. Or whatever. Reclaim that land. Now. Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 09, 2025 08:40 AM (Q4IgG) 171
I used to use gin to clean my mouthpiece when I was playing in bars.
Cuts the nasty spit and associated crud better than vodka for some reason. Posted by: pawn, RIP Vic at April 09, 2025 08:40 AM (QB+5g) 172
Why would anyone drink gin when you can have rum, bourbon, or even vodka?
Posted by: IrishEi When people think like that, that means I don't have to share. Go to a coonass thanksgiving and bring a bottle of rum, bourbon or vodka. It'll be gone in a flash. Bring scotch or gin & no one touches it. 😉 Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2025 08:41 AM (TBCjf) 173
The DOJ court filing in the Southern District of Florida alleges that Routh messaged his contact, “send me an rpg or stinger and I will see what we can do…[Trump] is not good for Ukraine.” According to the filing, Routh added, “I need equipment so that Trump cannot get elected.”
Wasn't the USSS running hide and seek planes with PDT in late summer last year as they thought the missile threat was real. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:41 AM (gbOdA) 174
I've been using a variety of gin that has been aged in bourbon barrels. Tough to go back to regular gin after that. Posted by: Doof at April 09, 2025 08:33 AM (vf0Y9) Why not just drink bourbon? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 09, 2025 08:41 AM (Zz0t1) 175
Texas AG Ken Paxton has announced his bid against John Cornyn.
The form of the destructor has been chosen......... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 09, 2025 08:42 AM (Zz0t1) 176
I got a clue for Crockett: Everyone was done picking cotton, whether paid or slave, when- and only when it became technologically possible to pick cotton without human labor. The lack of "Cotton Picker" isn't on anybody's resume because they were kicked out of that job by a machine. Posted by: naturalfake at April 09, 2025 08:42 AM (iJfKG) 177
A new report from the Network Contagion Research Institute found that more than half of left-leaning Americans say political violence is “acceptable” — with 55% of them seeing “some justification” for assassinating Trump. It certainly feels like a powder keg
So it was perfectly normal for the last president to inject people with a poison shot, BUT if the current President cuts spending or raising tariffs then assassination is a reasonable response? Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2025 08:43 AM (t0Rmr) 178
"“send me an rpg or stinger and I will see what we can do…[Trump] is not good for Ukraine.”
"WE"?!!! Posted by: pawn, RIP Vic at April 09, 2025 08:43 AM (QB+5g) 179
Why would anyone drink gin when you can have rum, bourbon, or even vodka?
Posted by: IrishEi Freedom of choice. Freedom to have horrible memories of a certain beverage due to poor choices in the past! Posted by: Doof at April 09, 2025 08:43 AM (vf0Y9) 180
>>My guess is with the laws of forfeiture on the books you could easily find a legal reason to take the lands.
Do that and then find an American buyer to pay them to leave. Look at what's happening in Missouri right now. Missouri AG Bailey sued and won a $24 billion dollar judgement against China over the China virus corruption and is now in the process of collecting by taking farmland bought by China in Missouri. Posted by: JackStraw at April 09, 2025 08:43 AM (LkLld) 181
Why would anyone drink gin when you can have rum, bourbon, or even vodka?
They like the flavor of Pinesol but want something less poisonous? Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2025 08:44 AM (t0Rmr) 182
King Charles III and the British Royal family own 6.6 Billion acres of land globally. Posted by: Auspex at April 09, 2025 08:44 AM (j4U/Z) 183
Community colleges can ramp up classes for training. I've seen it done.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 09, 2025 08:44 AM (cvWHI) 184
175 Texas AG Ken Paxton has announced his bid against John Cornyn.
The form of the destructor has been chosen......... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 09, 2025 08:42 AM (Zz0t1) He's been a great AG, important to the nation. Senator almost feels like a step down. But it will be great to finally cashier Cornyn. Posted by: Ordinary American at April 09, 2025 08:44 AM (vsTPo) 185
Beyond Parody: LIV Golf — the league trying to make pro-golf tournaments more like massive frat parties — has hired the lady that almost killed @BudLight
, who infamously said she hated Bud Light's "fratty" image. Good luck with that,@LIVgolf_league! Posted by: SMOD at April 09, 2025 08:44 AM (RHGPo) 186
Juniper is one of the flavorings used in gin.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:34 AM (gbOdA) I did not know that. And that's probably part of it, although I think more of it is the tonic water w/ lime combo. Growing up, we had woods close by filled with pine trees. Walking through, I'd pluck a pine needle from a hanging branch and chew on it. (Don't ask me why, I was a kid). G/T with lime tastes quite similar. Posted by: one hour sober at April 09, 2025 08:45 AM (Y1sOo) 187
If you reduce the ability of companies to hire illegals it will raise salaries, especially for lower skill individuals.
Ten years ago or so this was supposedly THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD according to the left. Remember income inequality? Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2025 08:45 AM (t0Rmr) 188
Can't make Knotty Head without gin and juice.
Posted by: Ghetto Joe at April 09, 2025 08:45 AM (ekEaX) 189
He's been a great AG, important to the nation. Senator almost feels like a step down. But it will be great to finally cashier Cornyn.
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 09, 2025 08:44 AM (vsTPo) His replacement in that role better be just as good or yes, that would be more destructive. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 09, 2025 08:46 AM (Zz0t1) 190
On Friday, April 4, 2025, The New York Times finally got around to reporting that Hunter Biden had made his living peddling his influence in the pay of foreign oligarchs. The Old Gray Lady deemed that the story was “fit to print” five months after the 2024 election and nine months after Mr. Biden dropped out of it.
11 years after the first Hunter crime wave. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:46 AM (gbOdA) 191
Someone decided "Happy Gilmour" was a "how to" manual for a golf tournament?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 09, 2025 08:46 AM (tT6L1) 192
Why would anyone drink gin when you can have rum, bourbon, or even vodka? Posted by: IrishEi at April 09, 2025 08:38 AM (3ImbR) *eye roll* Cuz it mixes well and tastes good. BONUS! There are a ton of delicious classic cocktails, which use gin. There's no accounting for taste, people. Posted by: naturalfake at April 09, 2025 08:46 AM (iJfKG) 193
I've been using a variety of gin that has been aged in bourbon barrels. Tough to go back to regular gin after that.
Posted by: Doof at April 09, 2025 08:33 AM (vf0Y9) Why not just drink bourbon? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 09, 2025 08:41 AM (Zz0t1) Your point is very valid, and that's a 99% of the time solution. But sometimes I want/need a large on-ice beverage. A G&T fits that bill. Posted by: Doof at April 09, 2025 08:47 AM (vf0Y9) 194
Someone decided "Happy Gilmour" was a "how to" manual for a golf tournament?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 09, 2025 08:46 AM (tT6L1) ++++ Shooter McGavin didn't like it at all but you have to admit, the crowds showed up. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2025 08:47 AM (yjAVs) 195
Freedom of choice. Freedom to have horrible memories of a certain beverage due to poor choices in the past!
Posted by: Doof at April 09, 2025 08:43 AM (vf0Y9) You asked for it...... https://youtu.be/wQWCZxi1ff8 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 09, 2025 08:47 AM (Zz0t1) 196
Still find it amusing Democrats finally found a tax they don't like: tariffs.
But, naturally, our government, once again, even through they're proclaiming tariffs are a tax and will hurt the average American, are talking about raising taxes on the people who employee regular Americans. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 09, 2025 08:48 AM (tT6L1) 197
Maryland's law requires that 43 percent of all model year 2027 cars sold in the state must be electric, meaning the mandate would take effect in late 2026. According to the latest data, however, just 13.2 percent of new car sales in Maryland are electric.
“Alice laughed. 'There's no use trying,' she said. 'One can't believe impossible things.' I daresay you haven't had much practice,' said the Queen. 'When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:48 AM (gbOdA) 198
China says JD Vance's comments about 'peasants' are 'words that lack knowledge and respect'
New: China Vows to “Fight to the Last Peasant” in Economic War with America Posted by: SMOD at April 09, 2025 08:49 AM (RHGPo) 199
Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-TX) advocated for illegal immigration in the U.S. and suggested black Americans were “done picking cotton.”
And thusly, they have no access to aspirin. Posted by: Actions Have Consequences at April 09, 2025 08:49 AM (b34po) 200
You asked for it......
https://youtu.be/wQWCZxi1ff8 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 09, 2025 08:47 AM (Zz0t1) Very nice! Was not aware of that cover version. Posted by: Doof at April 09, 2025 08:50 AM (vf0Y9) 201
I like JJ's choice of fro pic in the image up top.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 09, 2025 08:50 AM (Zz0t1) 202
"King Charles III and the British Royal family own 6.6 Billion acres of land globally."
This is ceremonial, not legal ownership. The Crown doesn’t control or profit from these lands; they’re governed by independent nations. However Catholic Church owns approximately 177 million acres dwarfing the Royal family holdings of around a quarter of a million. This estimate, often referenced in discussions about the Church’s holdings, would make its land area larger than countries like France (213,011 square miles) or Spain (192,466 square miles), Posted by: pawn, RIP Vic at April 09, 2025 08:50 AM (QB+5g) 203
But sometimes I want/need a large on-ice beverage. A G&T fits that bill.
Posted by: Doof at April 09, 2025 08:47 AM (vf0Y9) Like Big Gulp size or one of those jugs that heafty ladies in yoga pants? Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:50 AM (gbOdA) 204
Very nice! Was not aware of that cover version. Posted by: Doof at April 09, 2025 08:50 AM (vf0Y9) And I was not aware that was a cover version, so I guess we're even. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 09, 2025 08:51 AM (Zz0t1) 205
Fifty years after Monty Python and the Holy Grail redefined comedy, stars Michael Palin and Terry Gilliam look back on the freedoms – and limitations – that shaped the film. An independent British comedy made on a shoestring by a television sketch troupe? It sounds like a film destined to be forgotten within weeks of leaving cinemas – assuming it reaches cinemas in the first place. But Monty Python and the Holy Grail is still revered as one of the greatest ever big-screen comedies, 50 years on from its release in April 1975.
Posted by: SMOD at April 09, 2025 08:51 AM (RHGPo) 206
201 I like JJ's choice of fro pic in the image up top.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 09, 2025 08:50 AM (Zz0t1) greenfro deerefro cottonfro Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:51 AM (gbOdA) 207
Freedom of choice. Freedom to have horrible memories of a certain beverage due to poor choices in the past!
Posted by: Doof at April 09, 2025 08:43 AM (vf0Y9) You asked for it...... https://youtu.be/wQWCZxi1ff8 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 09, 2025 08:47 AM (Zz0t1) Wrong song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rimpnVuXZa0 Posted by: naturalfake at April 09, 2025 08:52 AM (iJfKG) 208
“Low Information Voter” Golf?
Posted by: Common Tater at April 09, 2025 08:52 AM (Gjeit) 209
China is losing face!
Posted by: runner at April 09, 2025 08:52 AM (g47mK) 210
But Monty Python and the Holy Grail is still revered as one of the greatest ever big-screen comedies, 50 years on from its release in April 1975.
Posted by: SMOD at April 09, 2025 08:51 AM (RHGPo) Saw it in the theater last year. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 09, 2025 08:52 AM (Zz0t1) 211
John Lithgow Trashes Trump, Mum on Cancel Culture, Blacklist 2.0
FWIW, Lithgow's been infected with TDS for years. He's written two ostensible children's books about Trump; one is called "Dumpty," but I forget the other. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 09, 2025 08:52 AM (Q0kLU) 212
Expressing views like that have gotten me called an isolationist piece of shit. I truly dislike the "We are all World Citizens!" crowd.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 09, 2025 08:40 AM (svLOV) I'm not an isolationist, per se. I believe in zones of concern. The US should be most concerned about the US, then North America, then the Americas, then Europe/Australia/Japan, then everywhere else. Allies can be elevated to a higher circle of concern but we should have fewer allies... they're almost never to our benefit. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 09, 2025 08:53 AM (ExV1e) 213
Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-TX) advocated for illegal immigration in the U.S. and suggested black Americans were “done picking cotton.
.. does this mean that Crockett is ceding the title of the most oppressed to illegal immigrates ? ... Amazing Posted by: SMOD at April 09, 2025 08:53 AM (RHGPo) 214
Prayers and good vibes, JJ.
Don't forget: "Fannie Mae Fires Over 100 Federal Agency Employees for Facilitating Housing Loan Fraud" - The Last Refuge Posted by: Danimal28 at April 09, 2025 08:53 AM (1E4GV) 215
According to the authoritative Statistical Review on Global Energy, based on current consumption, proven reserves could supply oil for 61 years, natural gas for 50, and coal for 208.
I read the Destin Dome in the Gulf of America could have 100 years of gas for the US. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:53 AM (gbOdA) 216
"He’s still Minnesota’s governor. Go do your job, dude.
Tim Walz Keeps Acting Like the Democrat Party’s Savior" I don't blame him for going all over the country pretending he's relevant. Would any of you want to live with Gwen Walz, seven days a week? Posted by: Gref at April 09, 2025 08:53 AM (aBgBM) 217
Wrong song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rimpnVuXZa0 Posted by: naturalfake at April 09, 2025 08:52 AM (iJfKG) Oh....yeah....I forgot about that one. I've always said, if you remake a song, make it your own. Seems APC did and made me forget the original. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 09, 2025 08:54 AM (Zz0t1) 218
213 Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-TX) advocated for illegal immigration in the U.S. and suggested black Americans were “done picking cotton.
.. does this mean that Crockett is ceding the title of the most oppressed to illegal immigrates ? ... Amazing Posted by: SMOD at April 09, 2025 08:53 AM (RHGPo) Her follow up quote: We will not take this standing up! Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:54 AM (gbOdA) 219
A country not smart enough to create a market based economy, still running on Politburo dictates, glued to centralized planning, and applauding 5 year plans, can hardly be getting itself into a trade war with a US.
Posted by: runner at April 09, 2025 08:55 AM (g47mK) 220
FWIW, Lithgow's been infected with TDS for years. He's written two ostensible children's books about Trump; one is called "Dumpty," but I forget the other.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 09, 2025 08:52 AM (Q0kLU) Good thing he's been irrelevant for quite some time or I'd have to boycott anything he did. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 09, 2025 08:55 AM (Zz0t1) 221
211 John Lithgow Trashes Trump, Mum on Cancel Culture, Blacklist 2.0
Another retarded Harvard grad. Posted by: Ordinary American at April 09, 2025 08:55 AM (vsTPo) 222
I was prompted to by a "boutique" brand of gin once. Made with "botanicals." Smelled like perfume.
Tasted worse. Horrible Martinis. Nothing I tried worked with it. Not tonic water, not any mixers. Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 09, 2025 08:55 AM (Q4IgG) 223
THE US...
Posted by: runner at April 09, 2025 08:55 AM (g47mK) 224
FWIW, Lithgow's been infected with TDS for years. He's written two ostensible children's books about Trump; one is called "Dumpty," but I forget the other.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 09, 2025 08:52 AM (Q0kLU) Trump is a poopy head. Won several awards and nominated for Nobel. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:56 AM (gbOdA) 225
Oh....yeah....I forgot about that one. I've always said, if you remake a song, make it your own. Seems APC did and made me forget the original.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 09, 2025 08:54 AM (Zz0t1) In the other direction, ever hear Devo's cover of Satisfaction? *shudders* Posted by: Doof at April 09, 2025 08:56 AM (vf0Y9) 226
Paxton running for the Senate has disaster written all over it.
Posted by: Eskimo at April 09, 2025 08:56 AM (h39WR) 227
Another retarded Harvard grad.
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 09, 2025 08:55 AM (vsTPo) you repeated yourself Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:56 AM (gbOdA) 228
In the other direction, ever hear Devo's cover of Satisfaction?
*shudders* Posted by: Doof at April 09, 2025 08:56 AM (vf0Y9) That one is actually on my phone..... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 09, 2025 08:56 AM (Zz0t1) 229
Trump won his bet. Roberts did the right thing for the wrong reason, which was protecting the prerogatives of SCOTUS. Like I said.
Amy, not so much Posted by: Ignoramus at April 09, 2025 08:57 AM (Gqoy+) 230
202 However Catholic Church owns approximately 177 million acres dwarfing the Royal family holdings of around a quarter of a million.
This estimate, often referenced in discussions about the Church’s holdings, would make its land area larger than countries like France (213,011 square miles) or Spain (192,466 square miles), Posted by: pawn, RIP Vic Thanks! Does the church manage and profit from these or is this secondary ownership? Willed or in trust? Posted by: Auspex at April 09, 2025 08:57 AM (j4U/Z) 231
Texas AG Ken Paxton has announced his bid against John Cornyn.
The form of the destructor has been chosen......... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 09, 2025 08:42 AM (Zz0t1) He's been a great AG, important to the nation. Senator almost feels like a step down. But it will be great to finally cashier Cornyn. Posted by: Ordinary American at April 09, 2025 08:44 AM (vsTPo) Cornyn was a decent AG, then he became a Senator. Hopefully Paxton will win, the Bushies won't be able to throw the general to the Dem, Paxton won't become a shithead once he hits DC, and we'll get another firebreather AG. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 09, 2025 08:58 AM (ExV1e) 232
Morning again, news junkies,
Still it amazes me how JJ turns out this compendium of news links, and writes his commentary, five days a week, week in and week out. Good work, sir! Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-TX) : Idiocracy manifest. Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 09, 2025 * . . . She's performing. Tapping into a segment of the population who has an appetite for it. And likely being rewarded handsomely for it. Posted by: Doof at April 09, 2025 *** Or, both. She knows what idiots like because she is one. Of course, her code-switching -- using different language depending on her audience -- suggests otherwise. Which would make her a dangerous demagogue. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 09, 2025 08:58 AM (omVj0) 233
Texas AG Ken Paxton has announced his bid against John Cornyn.
The form of the destructor has been chosen......... Posted by: Sponge I'm voting early and often for him. Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2025 08:58 AM (TBCjf) 234
Saw it in the theater last year.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 09, 2025 08:52 AM (Zz0t1) Did you get any coconuts? Posted by: dantesed at April 09, 2025 08:58 AM (Oy/m2) 235
Cotton (Bobbie Beard) was Stymie's (Matthew Beard) little brother. He was a minor Our Gang character from 1932-34.
Posted by: Our Gang Follies at April 09, 2025 08:59 AM (G5+As) 236
Did you get any coconuts? Posted by: dantesed at April 09, 2025 08:58 AM (Oy/m2) No, and I found the closed captioning distracting....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 09, 2025 08:59 AM (Zz0t1) 237
In a SQL database search of “same name, same phone number” voters, Paquette found that the WEC’s 7,744,986 voters contained 874,455 suspicious slightly modified duplicate records. Assuming that each of these records reflects one voter with two different state voter ID numbers, the 874,455 total yields 437,277 individual voter records duplicated at least once.
As I have said here often, any state of more than 5 M voters has 10% fraud. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:59 AM (gbOdA) 238
14 - the MSN fraud site warning happened to me yesterday
Posted by: Jaimo at April 09, 2025 08:59 AM (BCuCF) 239
Jason Whitlock does a good job of covering Crockett and the black culture at large.
In an almost ironic way, black people think it's more authentic to be a caricature of blacks than it is to just be themselves. In order to have street cred, they have to be all sassy and violent and functionally illiterate. It's actually a culture that strives for failure and ignorance. Posted by: Actions Have Consequences at April 09, 2025 09:00 AM (b34po) 240
But Monty Python and the Holy Grail is still revered as one of the greatest ever big-screen comedies, 50 years on from its release in April 1975.
Posted by: SMOD at April 09, 2025 08:51 AM (RHGPo) And there was much rejoicing! Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2025 09:00 AM (Aqu9a) 241
I'm voting early and often for him.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2025 08:58 AM (TBCjf) *fistbump* I actually cheered when I saw the clip of his announcing on Laura Ingraham's show. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 09, 2025 09:00 AM (Zz0t1) 242
But sometimes I want/need a large on-ice beverage. A G&T fits that bill.
Posted by: Doof at April 09, 2025 08:47 AM (vf0Y9) Get yourself a beer tankard. Fill it with ice. Add whiskey. Drink the whiskey fast enough that it doesn't get watered down. Pass out. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 09, 2025 09:00 AM (ExV1e) 243
I was prompted to by a "boutique" brand of gin once. Made with "botanicals." Smelled like perfume.
Tasted worse. Horrible Martinis. Nothing I tried worked with it. Not tonic water, not any mixers. Posted by: Martini Farmer Gin martini. Hold the vermouth. Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2025 09:00 AM (TBCjf) 244
Allz I'm sayin' is that no matter what you mix gin with, that taste of turpentine comes through.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 09, 2025 09:01 AM (3ImbR) 245
Cotton (Bobbie Beard) was Stymie's (Matthew Beard) little brother. He was a minor Our Gang character from 1932-34.
Posted by: Our Gang Follies at April 09, 2025 08:59 AM (G5+As) The Little Rascals was solid gold....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 09, 2025 09:01 AM (Zz0t1) 246
I was prompted to by a "boutique" brand of gin once. Made with "botanicals." Smelled like perfume.
Tasted worse. Horrible Martinis. Nothing I tried worked with it. Not tonic water, not any mixers. Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 09, 2025 08:55 AM (Q4IgG) There's a modern trend toward making "gin" that doesn't taste like gin for the White Claw generation and assorted similar minded folk. So, those "gins" won't have the same flavor profile and often won't mix well with the traditional stuff. Try mixing it with White Claw Banana-Berry Explosion. Posted by: naturalfake at April 09, 2025 09:01 AM (iJfKG) 247
I thought you were retired from work. What happened?
Posted by: dantesed at April 09, 2025 08:27 AM (Oy/m2) My car finally died on me, so had to buy another. I'm hoping this is my final year. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 09, 2025 09:02 AM (Q0kLU) 248
Ich Hasse Die Meinungsfreiheit (I hate freedom of expression)
Posted by: SMOD at April 09, 2025 09:02 AM (RHGPo) Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 09:03 AM (gbOdA) 250
China says JD Vance's comments about 'peasants' are 'words that lack knowledge and respect'
JD Vance says that President Xi is a nice enough guy but he thinks Piglet is a more well-rounded character. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 09, 2025 09:03 AM (ExV1e) 251
I don't think I have any unopened bottles of aspirin at the moment, so I am also not picking any cotton in the near future.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2025 08:19 AM Heh. My father once brought back cotton seeds from VA (can't recall the museum site) and grew the plants to show their neighbors' kids. The boys were fascinated seeing cotton in its natural state. Bit of an eye opener, that was. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 09, 2025 09:03 AM (bFu5X) 252
Is calling Crockette a 'ninny', short for the racial slur Pickaninny?
Just asking. Posted by: Speller at April 09, 2025 09:03 AM (pSotA) 253
Shift whistle is a-blowing at the 1040 mines. Back on the flip side of the day.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2025 09:03 AM (Aqu9a) 254
The only thing Ms Crockett is picking is the pockets of US taxpayers. She’s an embarrassment to the House of Reps.
Posted by: Mrs Emma Peel at April 09, 2025 09:03 AM (lIN5E) 255
>>The Little Rascals was solid gold.......
We named two of our show Bullmastiffs Spanky and Darla. Posted by: one hour sober at April 09, 2025 09:03 AM (Y1sOo) 256
The boys were fascinated seeing cotton in its natural state. Bit of an eye opener, that was./i]
It is interesting that someone saw that stuff growing in the wild and realized while he couldn't eat it he could make clothes out of it Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2025 09:04 AM (t0Rmr) 257
254 The only thing Ms Crockett is picking is the pockets of US taxpayers. She’s an embarrassment to the House of Reps.
Posted by: Mrs Emma Peel at April 09, 2025 09:03 AM (lIN5E) Is it still possible to embarrass them? Posted by: Ordinary American at April 09, 2025 09:04 AM (vsTPo) 258
>>Allz I'm sayin' is that no matter what you mix gin with, that taste of turpentine comes through.
There are very few questions in life where rum is not the answer. Posted by: JackStraw at April 09, 2025 09:04 AM (LkLld) 259
In order to have street cred, they have to be all sassy and violent and functionally illiterate. It's actually a culture that strives for failure and ignorance.
Posted by: Actions Have Consequences at April 09, 2025 09:00 AM (b34po) I saw Sassy and Violent open for Peaches and Herb at the TCCC in 1984. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 09:04 AM (gbOdA) 260
It is always amusing that the politicians that think the government has the right to half of what you earn...or more...bringing up slavery.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2025 09:05 AM (t0Rmr) 261
Replacement for 200 Year Old Jackson Magnolia named “MAGAnolia” as Trump Plants Sapling at White House
Posted by: SMOD at April 09, 2025 09:05 AM (RHGPo) 262
Paxton running for the Senate has disaster written all over it.
Posted by: Eskimo at April 09, 2025 08:56 AM (h39WR) And why would you say that? Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 09, 2025 09:06 AM (ExV1e) 263
There are very few questions in life where rum is not the answer.
On a tropical beach? Rum. Wish you were on a tropical beach? Rum But...eating tacos? That's some tequila! Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2025 09:06 AM (t0Rmr) 264
Is calling Crockette a 'ninny', short for the racial slur Pickaninny?
Just asking. Posted by: Speller I always thought it was short for nincompoop. It is! It is! Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2025 09:06 AM (TBCjf) 265
Crockett is "not so Sharpton " 2.0
Posted by: Ben Had at April 09, 2025 09:06 AM (5JBMH) 266
In a SQL database search of “same name, same phone number” voters, Paquette found that the WEC’s 7,744,986 voters contained 874,455 suspicious slightly modified duplicate records. Assuming that each of these records reflects one voter with two different state voter ID numbers, the 874,455 total yields 437,277 individual voter records duplicated at least once. ...
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:59 AM (gbOdA) ++++ In 2020, my apartment received five ballots for the general election. Three of them were for me, two for prior tenants. My three came to slightly different versions of my name. I got one for "Joe Mannix" and one for "Joseph Mannix" and one for "Joseph R Mannix" The prior tenants hadn't lived there for a decade. I registered to vote *once*, when I turned 18. I kept my registration up to date as I moved. So where did the duplicates come from? Somebody or some system was registering me, probably when I bought a car (one name variant) or when I renewed my license, or whatever. How many people returned duplicate ballots, either through lack of paying attention or to deliberately commit fraud? The rolls are a disaster in a lot places, and it has to be on purpose. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2025 09:07 AM (yjAVs) 267
262 Paxton running for the Senate has disaster written all over it.
Posted by: Eskimo at April 09, 2025 08:56 AM (h39WR) And why would you say that? Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 09, 2025 09:06 AM (ExV1e) ====== The media will lie about him and concerned Republicans will believe the lies. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 09, 2025 09:07 AM (GBKbO) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 09, 2025 09:07 AM (Zz0t1) 269
Yea, my investments will take a hit just like everyone else but I love this.
>>@DeItaone >>🚨 BESSENT: WALL STREET HAS GROWN WEALTHIER FOR FOUR DECADES, 'FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS, IT'S MAIN STREET'S TURN' Posted by: JackStraw at April 09, 2025 09:07 AM (LkLld) 270
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How many people returned duplicate ballots, either through lack of paying attention or to deliberately commit fraud? The rolls are a disaster in a lot places, and it has to be on purpose. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2025 09:07 AM (yjAVs) ======= That was in Colorado, right? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 09, 2025 09:08 AM (GBKbO) 271
The media will lie about him and concerned Republicans will believe the lies. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 09, 2025 09:07 AM (GBKbO) Trump is a stupid poopyhead that doesn't know what he's doing and Paxton supports Trump. Ergo....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 09, 2025 09:08 AM (Zz0t1) 272
> Gin martini. Hold the vermouth.
Posted by: rickb223 --------- This Ice cold gin and an olive. 🍸 Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 09, 2025 09:08 AM (Q4IgG) 273
We named two of our show Bullmastiffs Spanky and Darla.
Posted by: one hour sober The guy who played Alfalfa had a bit part in It's A Wonderful Life. Posted by: Bulg at April 09, 2025 09:08 AM (77rzZ) 274
There are very few questions in life where rum is not the answer.
On a tropical beach? Rum. Wish you were on a tropical beach? Rum But...eating tacos? That's some tequila! Posted by: 18-1 Eating tacos sans culottes is a result of too much tequila. Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2025 09:08 AM (TBCjf) 275
We named two of our show Bullmastiffs Spanky and Darla.
Posted by: one hour sober Neither Spanky or Darla slobbered on camera, at least so you'd notice. Posted by: Spit-take! at April 09, 2025 09:08 AM (G5+As) 276
It is interesting that someone saw that stuff growing in the wild and realized while he couldn't eat it he could make clothes out of it
Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2025 09:04 AM Ditto flax. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 09, 2025 09:09 AM (bFu5X) 277
That was in Colorado, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 09, 2025 09:08 AM (GBKbO) ++++ Yup, a universal cheat-by-mail paradise. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2025 09:09 AM (yjAVs) 278
Eating tacos sans culottes is a result of too much tequila.
In fairness it is hard to do if you keep your pants on Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 09, 2025 09:09 AM (t0Rmr) 279
I read the article about the 9th overturning the district court ruling that the school district could secretly transition the girl.
Y'all, the district court decision was worse than you thought. Because he ruled on governmental immunity. Which starts from the premise that the state has the exclusive right to act, e.g. policing. That is, he found the state has an exclusive right to raise your children how it sees fit! Not only is that a horrifying mindset, a right he invented, that completely disqualifies that judge for the bench, but to get there, he had to ignore a whole bunch of relevant caselaw on a parent's rights to direct and educate their children. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 09, 2025 09:09 AM (NwfFc) 280
Ok, martinis were mentioned. Here's mine:
3 parts Tanqueray 1 part Smirnoff 1 half part Amaro Angeleno (or a similar wine aperitif) Shake the ever loving FUCK out of it. That makes it taste less like straight booze Twist of lemon. It's boozy and wonderful. Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 09, 2025 09:09 AM (13bqY) 281
Someone at work put up a traveling status which ends with a rainbow. I assume that means it's important to this person for everyone to know that they're a guy who fucks guys.
I hate the modern workplace. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 09, 2025 09:10 AM (ExV1e) 282
In fairness it is hard to do if you keep your pants on
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 09, 2025 09:09 AM (t0Rmr) Especially if you have to put them on, one arm at a time. Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 09, 2025 09:10 AM (Zz0t1) 283
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The media will lie about him and concerned Republicans will believe the lies. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 09, 2025 09:07 AM (GBKbO) Trump is a stupid poopyhead that doesn't know what he's doing and Paxton supports Trump. Ergo....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 09, 2025 09:08 AM (Zz0t1) ======= Not to shit on ace, but when there was some "new story" about Trump about 5 years ago that he instantly believed and essentially said, "If he weren't so like this, I'd be inclined to not believe it instead of believing it, which I do." It might have been the confidential docs down the toilet thing. Breaking the pattern of belief in the news is hard, especially if you already are looking for reasons to not like someone. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 09, 2025 09:10 AM (GBKbO) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 09, 2025 09:10 AM (bFu5X) 285
Gunther Eagleman™
@GuntherEagleman “They don’t play by the rules. They cheat, they steal… I’ve had enough!” - Kevin O’Leary Fck China. https://tinyurl.com/38ex6ztn Posted by: redridinghood at April 09, 2025 09:10 AM (NpAcC) 286
188 Can't make Knotty Head without gin and juice.
Posted by: I gave Willie naughty head all the time, and I usually had a bunch of gin and juice beforehand. Hahahahahhahahahahhahhahah!!!! Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 09, 2025 09:11 AM (JCZqz) 287
277 That was in Colorado, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 09, 2025 09:08 AM (GBKbO) ++++ Yup, a universal cheat-by-mail paradise. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2025 09:09 AM (yjAVs) ====== Needs moar kaiju. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 09, 2025 09:11 AM (GBKbO) 288
I got a mail in ballot application for the guy that lived in my house before me.
Of course he's dead. Called up the town elections office, "We'll handle it" And 2 years later I get another mail in ballot application for him. Wash, rinse, repeat I suspect we are seeing around 20M fake votes in presidential elections as the norm now - illegals, the dead, and people who've had their ballots filled out for them... Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 09, 2025 09:11 AM (t0Rmr) 289
279 Not only is that a horrifying mindset, a right he invented, that completely disqualifies that judge for the bench, but to get there, he had to ignore a whole bunch of relevant caselaw on a parent's rights to direct and educate their children.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 09, 2025 09:09 AM (NwfFc) ====== Qualified immunity for police officers making life or death decisions: understandable. Qualified immunity for school officers who knowingly and carefully plot to destroy children: less understandable. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 09, 2025 09:12 AM (GBKbO) 290
On the Martini subject, when ordering at the bar the bartender will LOVE you to tell them what you want instead of just saying "a martini."
Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 09, 2025 09:12 AM (13bqY) 291
... That is, he found the state has an exclusive right to raise your children how it sees fit!
Not only is that a horrifying mindset, a right he invented, that completely disqualifies that judge for the bench, but to get there, he had to ignore a whole bunch of relevant caselaw on a parent's rights to direct and educate their children. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 09, 2025 09:09 AM (NwfFc) ++++ "Who owns the children" is a fundamental question for every civilization. "The parents own the children" is the best answer anyone has come up with. "The state owns the children" is the worst. "The church owns the children" is pretty bad, too, and so is "the tribe/village owns the children." Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2025 09:12 AM (yjAVs) Posted by: mindful webworker - intentional harvester at April 09, 2025 09:12 AM (pEORa) 293
Dirty martinis. Plus, Gin and Tonics aren't legal until Memorial Day, along with white shoes and belts. Posted by: Auspex at April 09, 2025 09:12 AM (j4U/Z) 294
If Paxton does win the Tex Rep Primary I wouldn't be surprised to see the Bush wing sabotage him in the general election. The Bushies are that arrogant and stupid
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 09, 2025 09:12 AM (6TePA) 295
291 "Who owns the children" is a fundamental question for every civilization.
"The parents own the children" is the best answer anyone has come up with. "The state owns the children" is the worst. "The church owns the children" is pretty bad, too, and so is "the tribe/village owns the children." Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2025 09:12 AM (yjAVs) ======= "Scientific government owns everyone and everything because its run by experts," is still the best, though. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 09, 2025 09:13 AM (GBKbO) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 09, 2025 09:13 AM (3447G) 297
The media will lie about him and concerned Republicans will believe the lies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 09, 2025 09:07 AM (GBKbO) Three judges in Texas on the Court of Criminal Appeals - basically the Supreme Court but only for criminal stuff - got voted out of office after facing off against Paxton. I suspect that the (Texas) voters will mostly ignore it. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 09, 2025 09:13 AM (ExV1e) 298
If Paxton does win the Tex Rep Primary I wouldn't be surprised to see the Bush wing sabotage him in the general election. The Bushies are that arrogant and stupid
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 09, 2025 09:12 AM (6TePA) They tried to get Paxton already and failed. They WILL try again. Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 09, 2025 09:13 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: ShainS -- On Democracies and Death Cults at April 09, 2025 09:13 AM (Jla5B) 300
294 If Paxton does win the Tex Rep Primary I wouldn't be surprised to see the Bush wing sabotage him in the general election. The Bushies are that arrogant and stupid
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 09, 2025 09:12 AM (6TePA) ====== This ain't 2000. They couldn't topple nobody Ted Cruz in the Senate election. The Bush's throw themselves out like that, it'll just weaken them further in a state that they've been losing influence in for literally decades by this point. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 09, 2025 09:14 AM (GBKbO) 301
3 parts Tanqueray
1 part Smirnoff 1 half part Amaro Angeleno (or a similar wine aperitif) Shake the ever loving FUCK out of it. That makes it taste less like straight booze Twist of lemon. It's boozy and wonderful. Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 09, 2025 09:09 AM I haven't had Amaro Angeleno, but it sounds interesting. I usually use vermouth and a dash or two of Angostura bitters. Not a fan of Tanqueray for a martini, but that's purely a matter of taste. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 09, 2025 09:15 AM (bFu5X) 302
"Who owns the children" is a fundamental question for every civilization.
"The parents own the children" is the best answer anyone has come up with. "The state owns the children" is the worst. "The church owns the children" is pretty bad, too, and so is "the tribe/village owns the children." Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2025 09:12 AM (yjAVs) ---------------- "It Takes a Village Idiot, h8r!" -- Hillary 2028! Posted by: ShainS -- On Democracies and Death Cults at April 09, 2025 09:15 AM (Jla5B) 303
Someone at work put up a traveling status which ends with a rainbow. I assume that means it's important to this person for everyone to know that they're a guy who fucks guys.
I hate the modern workplace. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 09, 2025 09:10 AM (ExV1e) ++++ Is it possible that the person is going on vacation to Hawaii? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2025 09:15 AM (yjAVs) 304
@300 TJM , that would be the stupid part
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 09, 2025 09:16 AM (6TePA) 305
302 "It Takes a Village Idiot, h8r!"
-- Hillary 2028! Posted by: ShainS -- On Democracies and Death Cults at April 09, 2025 09:15 AM (Jla5B) ====== What about his apprentice? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 09, 2025 09:16 AM (GBKbO) 306
Iran is suffering its worst water crisis of its entire modern existence. Decades of neglect and mismanagement of its water infrastructure by the Iranian government, along with geopolitical factors that have cut off Tehran’s access to the foremost experts in water management — the hated state of Israel — are two of the factors.
If the Jews fixed it they would be blamed for any drowning deaths in the reservoirs. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 09:17 AM (gbOdA) 307
304 @300 TJM , that would be the stupid part
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 09, 2025 09:16 AM (6TePA) ===== True nuf. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 09, 2025 09:17 AM (GBKbO) 308
Is it possible that the person is going on vacation to Hawaii?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2025 09:15 AM (yjAVs) No, they're headed to SE Asia for a month of meetings. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 09, 2025 09:18 AM (ExV1e) 309
That Senator Kennedy! Just heard him on MSLSD about a Trump tariff deal: "I'd be on that like a hobo on a ham sandwich!" Love that dude. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 09, 2025 09:18 AM (x0n13) 310
Is it possible that the person is going on vacation to Hawaii?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) Or, is a leprechaun? Posted by: Finian at April 09, 2025 09:18 AM (G5+As) 311
303 Someone at work put up a traveling status which ends with a rainbow. I assume that means it's important to this person for everyone to know that they're a guy who fucks guys.
Speaking of rainbows.. Saw a commercial for Disneyland's 70th Anniversary and they show a little girl with a Mouse ears hat with a rainbow band on it... Not too subtle.... Posted by: It's me donna at April 09, 2025 09:19 AM (VE6XX) 312
Sure would be terrible if everyone started slowly liquidating their 401ks and Blackrock and State Street started losing access to the retirement accounts of every American to use for their agendas.
Posted by: 4D Chess at April 09, 2025 09:19 AM (b34po) 313
I lived through the Volckler years when the Carter-appointee jacked rates into double digits to slay the beast of Inflation. Reagan took office as the dislocations took effect. It was a rocky 18 months, but it cam out well.
Back then there were structural obstacles that made this difficult. Contracts of all kinds had built-in "cost of living" clauses tiied to official inflation figures. And many unionbs had princing power. I submit that this was worse than waht we're dealing with now. Posted by: Ignoramus at April 09, 2025 09:19 AM (Gqoy+) 314
MILF > NILF
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 09, 2025 09:19 AM (Y5yQx) 315
I haven't had Amaro Angeleno, but it sounds interesting. I usually use vermouth and a dash or two of Angostura bitters. Not a fan of Tanqueray for a martini, but that's purely a matter of taste.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 09, 2025 09:15 AM (bFu5X) -- If you want to go full alcoholic, substitute Plymouth Navy Strength. You may be able to ditch the Smirnoff in that case and use four parts gin instead. Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 09, 2025 09:19 AM (13bqY) 316
What about his apprentice?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison Say, what's happened to VIA, anyway? Haven't seen him around in ages, it seems. Posted by: Bulg at April 09, 2025 09:19 AM (77rzZ) 317
If a wooly mammoth stomps a pond where my flagpole is now standing, I'm gonna shoot the fucker and then go hunting for the fucking imbeciles that brought that bastard back.
No one alive knows what any of these long extinct species are capable of. No one knows what their actual habits, habitat, personality, and ability to work and play well with others might be. These people are retarded. Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 09, 2025 09:19 AM (2J/Lj) 318
On the Martini subject, when ordering at the bar the bartender will LOVE you to tell them what you want instead of just saying "a martini."
Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 09, 2025 09:12 AM (13bqY) "Screw you." - - Bond. James Bond. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 09, 2025 09:20 AM (Q0kLU) 319
Good morning!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 09, 2025 09:20 AM (Cki93) 320
Sure would be terrible if everyone started slowly liquidating their 401ks and Blackrock and State Street started losing access to the retirement accounts of every American to use for their agendas.
Posted by: 4D Chess at April 09, 2025 09:19 AM (b34po) Seven more months and all my money will come out of Vanguard. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 09, 2025 09:20 AM (ExV1e) 321
317 If a wooly mammoth stomps a pond where my flagpole is now standing, I'm gonna shoot the fucker and then go hunting for the fucking imbeciles that brought that bastard back.
No one alive knows what any of these long extinct species are capable of. No one knows what their actual habits, habitat, personality, and ability to work and play well with others might be. These people are retarded. Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 09, 2025 09:19 AM (2J/Lj) Didn't These people watch/read Jurassic park ? Posted by: It's me donna at April 09, 2025 09:21 AM (VE6XX) 322
318 On the Martini subject, when ordering at the bar the bartender will LOVE you to tell them what you want instead of just saying "a martini."
Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 09, 2025 09:12 AM (13bqY) "Screw you." - - Bond. James Bond. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 09, 2025 09:20 AM (Q0kLU) ====== What do you call a vodka martini? A glass of vodka. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 09, 2025 09:21 AM (GBKbO) 323
MILF > NILF
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 09, 2025 09:19 AM (Y5yQx) At my age, it's GILF > MILF > NILF Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 09, 2025 09:21 AM (Q0kLU) 324
Say, what's happened to VIA, anyway? Haven't seen him around in ages, it seems.
Posted by: Bulg at April 09, 2025 09:19 AM (77rzZ) A couple people said they were headed out for Lent. Don't know if he was one. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 09, 2025 09:21 AM (ExV1e) 325
On the Martini subject, when ordering at the bar the bartender will LOVE you to tell them what you want instead of just saying "a martini."
Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 09, 2025 09:12 AM (13bqY) "Screw you." - - Bond. James Bond. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 09, 2025 09:20 AM (Q0kLU) -- Ha. I'm actually serious though. When you drink a few WitchDoktor Martinis you are in zero shape to go anywhere. Talking to the bartender will clue you in on their pet peeves, but seriously - specify the recipe and tip nicely and you'll have a friend. Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 09, 2025 09:22 AM (13bqY) 326
The stock market is trying to find a recovery. Working against it is the Chinese dumping of Treasury debt and the Washington news cycle. But tariff news may not have the future impact that it is said to have had last week, meaning the market could soon (or now) be in a position to just not care about tariff news.
Lets watch today's trading, but it looks healthier rhis morning. Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 09, 2025 09:22 AM (WaXrZ) 327
Someone at work put up a traveling status which ends with a rainbow. I assume that means it's important to this person for everyone to know that they're a guy who fucks guys.
- The sooner people begin to understand that yes, it really is as easy as this, the better. It's an advertisement. Nothing more. Because I suspect it is EXTREMELY difficult to walk up to normal men and ask if you can eat your own feces off of their penis. That's a very, very specialized fetish, and not at all socially acceptable in normal society. That they managed to turn their "I'm interested in eating your feces" ad-push into something acceptable in schools and churches nationwide is incredible. Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women only need 1200 calories per day at April 09, 2025 09:22 AM (zJgD/) 328
If Paxton does win the Tex Rep Primary I wouldn't be surprised to see the Bush wing sabotage him in the general election. The Bushies are that arrogant and stupid
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 09, 2025 09:12 AM (6TePA) **** They will do it too. There are a lot of state house Republicans that don't like Paxton. His former staffers sued him and were just awarded 6.7 million. I will probably vote for him in the Primary, but I am worried about losing the seat to a Democrat. Posted by: redridinghood at April 09, 2025 09:23 AM (NpAcC) 329
Certainly more trade schools as well as apprenticeship programs in all the trades, perhaps schools that would be tied to US industries, and/or even physically located on or near their premises. As well as the expansion of what I remember from my junior high and High School days as shop class.
-------------- Make Mike Rowe the Apprenticeship Czar! Posted by: ShainS -- On Democracies and Death Cults at April 09, 2025 09:23 AM (Jla5B) 330
No one alive knows what any of these long extinct species are capable of.
My first thought about the wooly mammoth was some scientist at a press conference saying "We had no idea that they ate human flesh." Posted by: NR Pax at April 09, 2025 09:24 AM (svLOV) 331
I want the giant ground sloths to be brought back.
Posted by: Bulg at April 09, 2025 09:24 AM (77rzZ) 332
Love that dude.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 09, 2025 09:18 AM (x0n13) ------------- I love watching him eviscerate Democrat judicial nominees Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 09, 2025 09:24 AM (WaXrZ) Posted by: ShainS -- On Democracies and Death Cults at April 09, 2025 09:25 AM (Jla5B) 334
Talking to the bartender will clue you in on their pet peeves, but seriously - specify the recipe and tip nicely and you'll have a friend.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 09, 2025 09:22 AM (13bqY) I don't make enough to interact with bartenders. To quote George Thorogood, "I drink alone." Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 09, 2025 09:25 AM (ExV1e) 335
Ok, martinis were mentioned. Here's mine:
3 parts Tanqueray 1 part Smirnoff 1 half part Amaro Angeleno (or a similar wine aperitif) Shake the ever loving FUCK out of it. That makes it taste less like straight booze Twist of lemon. It's boozy and wonderful. Posted by: WitchDoktor Here's mine: 3 parts ice cold Tangueray 1 glass Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2025 09:25 AM (TBCjf) Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 09, 2025 09:25 AM (Q4IgG) 337
>>> nobody is “trying to go and farm right now.”
Show us some more Big City contempt for Flyover Land. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 09, 2025 09:25 AM (heM1X) 338
335 Here's mine:
3 parts ice cold Tangueray 1 glass Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2025 09:25 AM (TBCjf) ====== Did you look at an unopened bottle of vermouth from across the room? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 09, 2025 09:26 AM (GBKbO) 339
Over 700 Japanese planes roared in from every direction.
OKINAWA, THE FINAL BATTLE, Part Three: ‘Floating Chrysanthemums’ A terrific book about a ship out on the radar picket line at Okinawa is "Brave Ship, Brave Men." Telling the story of the USS Aaron Ward (DM-34), hit by six kamikazes. Due to the efforts of the captain, crew, and LSTs on the picket station for rescues, the Aaron Ward was kept afloat, barely. She was towed to the Kerama Retto anchorage, patched-up, and eventually steamed under her own power to the US. Posted by: Gref at April 09, 2025 09:26 AM (aBgBM) 340
No one alive knows what any of these long extinct species are capable of.
- Dying, because they suck. But the pro-Science folks who insist that natural selection and evolution are super awesome don't seem to really be that faithful to their religion. Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women only need 1200 calories per day at April 09, 2025 09:26 AM (zJgD/) 341
nobody is “trying to go and farm right now.”
- The funniest part is that some of the wealthiest people I know are farmers. Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women only need 1200 calories per day at April 09, 2025 09:27 AM (zJgD/) 342
I love martinis too. My grandfather used to say, "like a woman's breasts, one is too few and three is too many"
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 09, 2025 09:28 AM (sjpTN) 343
No one alive knows what any of these long extinct species are capable of.
My first thought about the wooly mammoth was some scientist at a press conference saying "We had no idea that they ate human flesh." Posted by: NR Pax at April 09, 2025 09:24 AM (svLOV) My first thought about this wolf and the mammoth is..... There's a reason these things are extinct. We don't know what that reason was but it is unwise to find out the hard way Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 09, 2025 09:28 AM (2J/Lj) Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 09, 2025 09:29 AM (Y5yQx) 345
I think Jasmine Crockett has a nice face, so I looked her up in an image search to see a better view of her body. May I suggest the following nickname:
Jasmine "Tubby Ann" Crockett Posted by: Van Helsing at April 09, 2025 09:29 AM (N462N) 346
>>My first thought about the wooly mammoth was some scientist at a press conference saying "We had no idea that they ate human flesh."
It's like there aren't 6 (?) Jurassic Park movies now, repeatedly demonstrating why the $%#@ you don't bring back extinct predators. Posted by: Lizzy at April 09, 2025 09:30 AM (Cki93) 347
346 It's like there aren't 6 (?) Jurassic Park movies now, repeatedly demonstrating why the $%#@ you don't bring back extinct predators.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 09, 2025 09:30 AM (Cki93) ======= 7th comes out this summer. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 09, 2025 09:30 AM (GBKbO) Posted by: Jared Polis, pleasing his animal activist hubby at April 09, 2025 09:30 AM (Cki93) 349
If a wooly mammoth stomps a pond where my flagpole is now standing, I'm gonna shoot the fucker and then go hunting for the fucking imbeciles that brought that bastard back.
Don't shoot him in your pajamas. Make him take them off first! Posted by: Twisted punchline Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2025 09:31 AM (TBCjf) 350
Nood
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 09, 2025 09:31 AM (w9Wax) 351
Noodus gratia artis
Posted by: Bulg at April 09, 2025 09:31 AM (77rzZ) 352
I once joined Alcoholics Anonymous but since there wasn't a local chapter I had to it online. I'd just send in the empties and get the credit.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 09, 2025 09:31 AM (IcEkX) 353
It's like there aren't 6 (?) Jurassic Park movies now, repeatedly demonstrating why the $%#@ you don't bring back extinct predators.
They should have stuck with the brontosauruses. Posted by: NR Pax at April 09, 2025 09:32 AM (svLOV) Posted by: Lizzy at April 09, 2025 09:32 AM (Cki93) 355
The Judge Bork martini
We must face the fact, however, that these things are not mere matters of personal preference. There is no room here for alcoholic relativism. Just as there are spiritual truths, so there are spiritous truths." The Recipe 4 to 8 parts gin 1 part dry vermouth Lemon rind (express on the drink, only add to the glass if needed) "The proportion of gin to vermouth may range from 4:1 to 8:1. The upper end of that range is preferable, and one may even go to 10:1... A piece of lemon rind is to be twisted so that lemon oil comes out of the skin. I am usually unable, however, to get enough oil to drop from the rind to the surface of the martini and so, contrary to the best practice, I place the rind in the drink. The martini should be served in a stemmed glass that has been chilled until it is as cold as possible." Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 09, 2025 09:32 AM (mTaTp) 356
nobody is “trying to go and farm right now.”
-The funniest part is that some of the wealthiest people I know are farmers. Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women only need 1200 calories per day at April 09, 2025 09:27 AM (zJgD/) Farmers around here aren't wealthy but they do show up in my field every spring. And then they pay me for leasing my field. I would call it a win/win but the field mice become problematic in the fall. Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 09, 2025 09:34 AM (2J/Lj) 357
My first thought about this wolf and the mammoth is.....
There's a reason these things are extinct. We don't know what that reason was but it is unwise to find out the hard way Posted by: Madame Mayhem Ice age ended. Earf heated up. Mammoth died off. Dire Wolf couldn't find enough protein after the mammoth died off. Funny thing. After the ice age, when the earf warmed up and plants grew, a lot of really large animals died off, the ones left were much smaller. No dire wolf, no saber toothed cat, no mammoth. Left with grey wolf, mountain lion and no elephant type in N America. Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2025 09:36 AM (TBCjf) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 09, 2025 09:37 AM (3447G) 359
"It is time for us to begin doing what we have been doing."
Posted by: Kamala! 2028! 2032! at April 09, 2025 09:39 AM (0sNs1) 360
Mammy Eromero picked as much cotton with her lily-white hands as any black who is not 125 years old today. And come to think her Social Security was stopped in 2001. Or maybe it’s still alive somewhere.
Posted by: Eromero at April 09, 2025 09:43 AM (LHPAg) 361
Paxton running for the Senate has disaster written all over it.
Posted by: Eskimo Care to expound on that thought? Posted by: Oddbob at April 09, 2025 09:44 AM (/y8xj) 362
Bessent was Soros' right hand man crashing England in the early 90's.
He will do the same to China. Posted by: Danimal28 at April 09, 2025 10:02 AM (1E4GV) 363
This talk of forcing people to go back to work reminds me of the bad ol' days of the Obama era, when there were so many people who were so discouraged that they left the workforce, and the same conservatives who were dumping on Obama for destroying jobs would also dump on people to "get a job".
Even when a company claims to be actually looking to hire somebody, there's all kinds of games, and excuses for not hiring you. They'll list all sorts of obscure qualifications requirements (that probably only the person they've already decided to hire instead of you meets). If the job really even exists in the first place. Then, if they actually interview you, I hear "ghosting" is a thing - they just never get back to you. Posted by: MrExcitement at April 09, 2025 10:21 AM (hOOi9) 364
"Genetic Scientists Mix Dire Wolf and Grey Wolf Genes, Producing Ethics Debates"
Of all the things to bring back from extinction, why choose ethics debates? Boring! Work on something cool, like Elasmosaurus! Posted by: Bombadil at April 09, 2025 10:22 AM (MX0bI) 365
Good morning, all, and thanks, J.J.
Crockett's exceptional crazy talk might be intended to distract from, or turn the course for, those in the country illegally from Africa and the Caribbean, and also mixed race of South American, and so on: "All Black Lives Matter." They're actually quite visible, employed in everything from law to business ownership, including many restaurants, and to homecare assistants and agriculture. Old news, "Pennsylvania Officials Plead Guilty To Election Fraud – And 2 Are Still In Office" FYI, MY county again! And we're bursting at the seams, now divided by rich progressives and not so MAGA, so another Democratic redistricting effort is probably in the works. Posted by: L - No nic, adores Musk & Miller at April 09, 2025 10:26 AM (NFX2v) 366
"American victims of Hamas's Oct. 7, 2023, terror spree sued Al Jazeera and its American affiliate—Al Jazeera International, a limited liability company registered in Delaware—in February." The Delaware Way.
All success to the families. Hopefully we're kept informed of their progress. --- The Federal government has maintained little to no data regarding its usage of 'Special Government Employees.' The creation of the SGE category by Congress in the 1960s aimed to address concerns about graft and conflicts of interest while expanding the government's access to outside expertise. >Wikipedia, "Special Government Employees." >GAO, Federal Workforce: Opportunities Exist to Improve Data on Selected Groups of Special Government Employees GAO-16-548, Published: Jul 15, 2016. Publicly Released: Aug 15, 2016. >Government Executive, 'Agencies Don't Know Exactly How Many ‘Special Government Employees’ They Employ' Sen. Grassley sought report after eyeing Clinton aide Abedin’s status at the State Department, Aug 15, 2016 More than imaginable and likely in every Executive Branch agency. How & for how long a mystery. But "Hands Off! PDT and Musk. Thank O & Joe again. 🤡 Posted by: L - No nic, adores Musk & Miller at April 09, 2025 10:27 AM (NFX2v) 367
341 nobody is “trying to go and farm right now.”
The funniest part is that some of the wealthiest people I know are farmers. Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women only need 1200 calories per day at April 09, 2025 09:27 AM (zJgD/) Reminds me of what Mrs Excitement told me about long ago, when she worked as a teller at a credit union. There would people who came in, all dressed up to the nines (whatever that means) - and THEY would be the ones there to talk about how the couldn't possibly have overdrawn their checking account (leading to the inevitable series of ridiculous questions, like "Do you keep a checkbook? Do you actually balance it every month?"). It was the guys who showed up all covered with dirt who were there to pull a giant wad of bills out of their pocket to deposit. They were the farmers. The lesson was not to judge members based on their appearance. Posted by: MrExcitement at April 09, 2025 10:28 AM (hOOi9) Processing 0.05, elapsed 0.0569 seconds. |
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