Running Dog Lackeys Cafe

Putting an iron ball heated to 1000 degrees F on to a pineapple skin. Why do this? I don't know, but USAID paid $63 million for it. Also, some condoms for Nigerian teenagers.

Poor dog lost her front legs, so she decided she'd just have to walk on two legs.

Jumping off a building.

Grease shreds.

Dog interrupts soccer game for belly rubs. Oustanding flopping-form.

Difference between a Border Collie and a Husky.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/mcmOeohLjT
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) March 27, 2025

Now this is cinema..🐕🐾😅 pic.twitter.com/vGqnDntW0g
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) March 26, 2025

I just posted this in the past couple of weeks, but in case you missed it:

Nobody’s gonna know.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/ru7ncY6mji
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) March 27, 2025

Puppers living their best life..🐕🐾😊 pic.twitter.com/E4QJbeKtnX
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) March 26, 2025

For a long time, I've fought a lonely crusade trying to make the world understand that Bears Are Out of Control.

This guy gets it, and gives the Bear Menace a taste of its own medicine.

Posted by: Ace at 07:48 PM

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1 First?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 28, 2025 07:48 PM (w6EFb)

2 In before the penguins.

Posted by: fd at March 28, 2025 07:49 PM (vFG9F)

3
I think that's the first first I've ever managed. At least that I can remember. I should've prepared a speech.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 28, 2025 07:50 PM (w6EFb)

4 Nice of those idiots in the car to film themselves filming a crime.
Don't feed the bears, idiots.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 28, 2025 07:50 PM (gKWVE)

5 Taking my old dog to the beach next week. He went a couple of years ago and loved it. I can't wait.

Posted by: ScaryMary at March 28, 2025 07:52 PM (wX56x)

6 "At least that I can remember. I should've prepared a speech.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley"

I usually just blurt out something stupid. I don't even have to be first.

Posted by: fd at March 28, 2025 07:52 PM (vFG9F)

7
RFK, Jr. is putting the governor of West Virginia on diet, I see Judge Jugs is talking about.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 28, 2025 07:53 PM (w6EFb)

8 2 In before the penguins.
Posted by: fd

We're right on your ass. Don't worry though, we have no otter tendencies.

Posted by: Penguin Pete at March 28, 2025 07:54 PM (G5+As)

9 I've taken up tree farming. That makes me an expert, like Oliver Wendell Douglas. Ask me anything about trees.

Posted by: fd at March 28, 2025 07:54 PM (vFG9F)

10 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2025 07:55 PM (fwDg9)

11 I think that's the first first I've ever managed. At least that I can remember. I should've prepared a speech.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 28, 2025 07:50 PM (w6EFb)

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Congratulations! You just won a year's supply of Turtle Wax and a radar-range!

Posted by: 70s Game Show Announcer! at March 28, 2025 07:55 PM (wX56x)

12 I thought I smelled something mephitic.

Posted by: fd at March 28, 2025 07:55 PM (vFG9F)

13 "Congratulations! You just won a year's supply of Turtle Wax and a radar-range!
Posted by: 70s Game Show Announcer!"

Trade it for what's in the box!

Posted by: fd at March 28, 2025 07:56 PM (vFG9F)

14
Does the Turtle Wax double as a dessert topping?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 28, 2025 07:58 PM (w6EFb)

15
What's This?

The cinematic geniuses at Marvel did a "cast reveal" stream for their upcoming massive failure Dr Doom?

And the stream was images of those movie-set chairs with actors names on them. That's it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 28, 2025 08:00 PM (TFfz2)

16 So a flame retardant suit made of pineapple skins would be fantastic

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2025 08:00 PM (fwDg9)

17 Another Friday night and I ain't got no yaks. I'll take my tip jar money and piss it away

Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2025 08:01 PM (keLsF)

18 Damnnnnn ...

ace is ending the week with a bang, not a whimper.

These last couple of threads have been chock-a-block with links and other oddities.

Well done boss !!!

Posted by: browndog digging at the carpet at March 28, 2025 08:01 PM (TTAGa)

19
I think the real bear thinks the other "bear" is retarded. He's running away because he's afraid the retarded bear is gonna say "Let's be friends" and then the real bear will have to make an excuse.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 28, 2025 08:02 PM (LV4Hs)

20 16 So a flame retardant suit made of pineapple skins would be fantastic
Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2025 08:00 PM (fwDg9)

And no offensive chemical smell!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 28, 2025 08:02 PM (h7ZuX)

21 browndog, I am so looking forward to my hug in October.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2025 08:03 PM (keLsF)

22
This SNAP thing demonstrates how fucked up this up. In order for a state to eliminate sodas and junk food from SNAP eligibility, it must ask for a waiver. No waivers are granted.

RFK, Jr. and co are saying, step right up, get your waivers right here. WV was the first to apply, and will eliminate soda and also put in a work requirement. You want the state to feed you, no sugary drinks, and you must work.

And Bobby told the governor, to his face, "You look like you ate the governor!" And he's gonna put him on a "carnivore" diet, and make him weigh in every month.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 28, 2025 08:04 PM (w6EFb)

23 Congratulations! You just won a year's supply of Turtle Wax and a radar-range!
Posted by: 70s Game Show Announcer!

Radar-Range was like $500 in 1970 money. That's a nice prize.

Posted by: Johnny Olson at March 28, 2025 08:05 PM (G5+As)

24 Here's a space oddity -- "An Evening With Klaus Kosmonaut":

https://tinyurl.com/5t59vkp4

Forewarned: it's German, and retro 70's, and I'm not sure what the hell is going on.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2025 08:05 PM (kpS4V)

25
Kelsey Grammer is going to be in the Marvel Doomsday movie, along with about 20 other celeries.

btw, I've really grown to hate Robert Downey. His smile, his mannerism, his voice make me sick and want to smash his stupid face.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 28, 2025 08:05 PM (TFfz2)

26 >>> 22
This SNAP thing demonstrates how fucked up this up. In order for a state to eliminate sodas and junk food from SNAP eligibility, it must ask for a waiver. No waivers are granted.

RFK, Jr. and co are saying, step right up, get your waivers right here. WV was the first to apply, and will eliminate soda and also put in a work requirement. You want the state to feed you, no sugary drinks, and you must work.

And Bobby told the governor, to his face, "You look like you ate the governor!" And he's gonna put him on a "carnivore" diet, and make him weigh in every month.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 28, 2025 08:04 PM (w6EFb)

LOL ... He should do the meme.

"Send me a list of five things you ate last week."

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 28, 2025 08:06 PM (Vqx30)

27
So a flame retardant suit made of pineapple skins would be fantastic
Posted by: Skip

==============

I read the explanation at the link. Something about how VERRRYYY hot items vaporize all the moisture in the other thing, which creates a layer of hot water between them, which prevents the moist thing from burning to a crisp.

It would have been different if the steel ball had stayed hot or the pineapple rind had been something dry, like a newspaper or a dry towel.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 28, 2025 08:06 PM (LV4Hs)

28 LOL ... He should do the meme.

"Send me a list of five things you ate last week."
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 28, 2025 08:06 PM (Vqx30)

Haha! Golden.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 28, 2025 08:08 PM (h7ZuX)

29 21 browndog, I am so looking forward to my hug in October.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2025 08:03 PM (keLsF)

On my calendar, better than ever ...

{{{Ben}}}

Posted by: browndog digging at the carpet at March 28, 2025 08:08 PM (TTAGa)

30 Ben Had, Try going to https://www.opensecrets.org and doing a look up for your candidate. I suspect it won't be there for a local race, so if you can't find it on the affiliation, look under his name to see who he has donated to.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2025 08:09 PM (D7oie)

31 The Bear videos are funny.

I appreciate the repeats - I don' t always see them all.

Evening horde.

Posted by: Iris at March 28, 2025 08:09 PM (bOJ2I)

32 What ever happened to the study that woven spider webs were more bullet resistant than kevlar.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2025 08:09 PM (keLsF)

33 Send me a list of five things you ate last week.

Dona Kristol, Dona Goldberg, Dona French . . .

Posted by: Il Paolo at March 28, 2025 08:10 PM (gKWVE)

34 Kindltot. One of the guys has a local med clinic but after waiting on hold 20 minutes at a time I will resort to just walking into his establishment.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2025 08:12 PM (keLsF)

35 Putting an iron ball heated to 1000 degrees F on to a pineapple skin. Why do this? I don't know, but USAID paid $63 million for it. Also, some condoms for Nigerian teenagers.
--
I see the point. For those who smoke during sex, instead of having to use nasty lubrication, just use pineapple skin - no more smoke and don't need condoms.

Posted by: Ciampino - avoid 1000 degrees iron balls at March 28, 2025 08:13 PM (sPQoU)

36 If someone isn't in a blue hell city in TX, but are squirrelly about their political affiliation, they are probably a Democrat trying to pass.

Posted by: ScaryMary at March 28, 2025 08:14 PM (wX56x)

37 17 Another Friday night and I ain't got no yaks. I'll take my tip jar money and piss it away - Ben Had

Did somebody mention yaks?

https://tinyurl.com/mvptzweb

Posted by: Paco at March 28, 2025 08:14 PM (mADJX)

38
What ever happened to the study that woven spider webs were more bullet resistant than kevlar.
Posted by: Ben Had

=============

The spiders collected their billion dollars from USAID and ran off spider-laughing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 28, 2025 08:14 PM (LV4Hs)

39
I like this. WV is the most obese state in the union. Not that a lot of the rest have too much room to point fingers, but it's the worst. And the governor is representative of that. He's not JB Pritzker or Chris Christie, but as Bobby told him, in public, he could stand to lose 30 lbs easy. A good start.

So, take the governor of the fattest state, and get him shaped up. That's a pretty good PR move for this whole MAHA thing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 28, 2025 08:14 PM (w6EFb)

40 "Congratulations! You just won a year's supply of Turtle Wax and a radar-range!
Posted by: 70s Game Show Announcer!"

Trade it for what's in the box!
Posted by: fd at March 28, 2025 07:56 PM (vFG9F)

No! Curtain Number 3 FTW!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 28, 2025 08:16 PM (Aqu9a)

41 Dunno. Never looked.

Posted by: Just the punchliune at March 28, 2025 08:17 PM (cPGH3)

42 Did somebody mention yaks?

https://tinyurl.com/mvptzweb
Posted by: Paco

That was no yak. It's an Angus calf with a perm.

Posted by: Cattle Annie and Little Britches at March 28, 2025 08:18 PM (G5+As)

43 Mentioned not far from my house a guy walks 2 dogs daily, 1 has a cart carrying its back legs and gets along using only its front paws

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2025 08:18 PM (fwDg9)

44 Until recently, I had a Caloric-brand gas stove from the 70s. I literally saw it as a prize on a retro episode of "Lets Make A Deal" with Monty Hall. RIP old stove. You were a boss.

Posted by: ScaryMary at March 28, 2025 08:19 PM (wX56x)

45 14
Does the Turtle Wax double as a dessert topping?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 28, 2025 07:58 PM (w6EFb)
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If you eat it then how are you going to wax your turtle? (nudge nudge)

Posted by: Ciampino - know what I mean? at March 28, 2025 08:19 PM (sPQoU)

46 Ben Had-

https://tinyurl.com/h9vszs97

Posted by: Piper at March 28, 2025 08:20 PM (pZEOD)

47 What ever happened to the study that woven spider webs were more bullet resistant than kevlar.
Posted by: Ben Had

I think the bullet-riddled zombie targets were quietly disposed of and the subject was never mentioned again.

Posted by: Paco at March 28, 2025 08:20 PM (mADJX)

48 Until recently, I had a Caloric-brand gas stove from the 70s. I literally saw it as a prize on a retro episode of "Lets Make A Deal" with Monty Hall. RIP old stove. You were a boss.
Posted by: ScaryMary

Made in Topton, PA if I remember correctly.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 28, 2025 08:21 PM (cYBz/)

49
Fun fact, $10B per year of federal dollars goes to Big Soda via this SNAP program.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 28, 2025 08:21 PM (w6EFb)

50 I thought Mississippi was the most obese. Guess I'm not up-to-date on the Rotund Roundup.

Posted by: Big, Old, Fat, Slim Pickens at March 28, 2025 08:21 PM (G5+As)

51
What's that song that goes another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody?

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 28, 2025 08:22 PM (TFfz2)

52 Not many comments.

I guess everyone is out drinking and fighting over the chips and salsa with Ben Had.

Posted by: Miklos is fine, regardless at March 28, 2025 08:22 PM (RgW1J)

53
Mystery Lyrics Fill In The Blank!

Another fella told me he had a sister who looked just fine
Instead of being my deliverance, she had a strange resemblance
To a cat named ________.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 28, 2025 08:23 PM (TFfz2)

54 I've taken up tree farming. That makes me an expert, like Oliver Wendell Douglas. Ask me anything about trees.
Posted by: fd at March 28, 2025 07:54 PM (vFG9F)

I have half an associates degree in forestry, but only the fun part and the now obsolete part.
What sort of trees and how many acres?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2025 08:24 PM (D7oie)

55 What's that song that goes another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody?
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 28, 2025 08:22 PM (TFfz2)

Can you hum a few bars?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 28, 2025 08:24 PM (Aqu9a)

56 Made in Topton, PA if I remember correctly.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 28, 2025 08:21 PM (cYBz/)

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Could be. It conveyed with the house. It had to be close to 50 years old. It still worked, but the oven became unpredictable.

Posted by: ScaryMary at March 28, 2025 08:24 PM (wX56x)

57 Piper, uh, I think I missed something there? The lekvar recipe I have!

Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2025 08:24 PM (keLsF)

58 Fronkensteen

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2025 08:24 PM (63Dwl)

59 42 That was no yak. It's an Angus calf with a perm. - Cattle Annie and Little Britches

Oh, yeah? Well, try this one on for size.

https://tinyurl.com/ye22j83j

Posted by: Paco at March 28, 2025 08:25 PM (mADJX)

60 I thought Mississippi was the most obese. Guess I'm not up-to-date on the Rotund Roundup.
Posted by: Big, Old, Fat, Slim Pickens

By city, New Orleans and Philadelphia were wattle neck-and-neck for years.

Posted by: Miklos is Appropriately sized at March 28, 2025 08:25 PM (RgW1J)

61 What's that song that goes another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody?
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 28, 2025 08:22 PM (TFfz2)

It's Cat Stevens.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 28, 2025 08:25 PM (h7ZuX)

62 48 Until recently, I had a Caloric-brand gas stove from the 70s. I literally saw it as a prize on a retro episode of "Lets Make A Deal" with Monty Hall. RIP old stove. You were a boss.
Posted by: ScaryMary

Monty Hall was a cool guy and a good Canuck. Other prominent game show hosts from Canada include Alex Trebek, Jim Perry, Howie Mandel, and Alan Thicke.

Posted by: America's Toque. at March 28, 2025 08:26 PM (G5+As)

63 "Eat. Pray. Vote Democrat." LOL!

en fuego all week, Ace!

Trumpmas Every Day FTW !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 28, 2025 08:26 PM (/Ghsb)

64 Nice of those idiots in the car to film themselves filming a crime.
Don't feed the bears, idiots.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 28, 2025 07:50 PM (gKWVE)

I think it's only a crime if in a park.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2025 08:26 PM (8zz6B)

65 The title of "Most Obese" depends.

What was the sample population?
When was it done... compared to others?

Etc.

I've no doubt WV is fat. I've lived there. Been fat there.

Do doubt it's the "fattest."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 28, 2025 08:27 PM (Q4IgG)

66
57 Piper, uh, I think I missed something there? The lekvar recipe I have!
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2025 08:24 PM (keLsF)

Gosh darn it. Let me try again.

Posted by: Piper at March 28, 2025 08:27 PM (p4NUW)

67 The lekvar recipe I have!
Posted by: Ben Had

You had a Hungarian grandma??!

Posted by: Miklos is Appropriately Impressed at March 28, 2025 08:27 PM (RgW1J)

68 So a flame retardant suit made of pineapple skins would be fantastic
Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2025 08:00 PM (fwDg9)

My first thought was tiles for the
Space Shuttle.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2025 08:27 PM (8zz6B)

69 I finally got to watch that interview with DOGE and Elon. These are not a bunch of 20 year olds. Smart guys. Accomplished. Kind of dorky. They want to save me money. I shall retire to my bunk.

Posted by: ScaryMary at March 28, 2025 08:28 PM (wX56x)

70 What's that song that goes another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody?
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 28, 2025 08:22 PM (TFfz2)

It's Cat Stevens.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

Ima hurt dat cat

Posted by: Sam Cooke at March 28, 2025 08:28 PM (RgW1J)

71 What's that song that goes another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody?
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 28, 2025 08:22 PM (TFfz2)

Surprisingly its called "Another Saturday Night" by Sam Cooke.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 28, 2025 08:28 PM (n7h9X)

72 family had a Caloric when Littl Sock was growin' up ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 28, 2025 08:29 PM (/Ghsb)

73 Gosh darn it. Let me try again.
Posted by: Piper at March 28, 2025 08:27 PM (p4NUW)

It worked for me--I saw the yak shirt.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 28, 2025 08:29 PM (h7ZuX)

74 By city, New Orleans and Philadelphia were wattle neck-and-neck for years.
Posted by: Miklos is Appropriately sized at March 28, 2025 08:25 PM (RgW1J)

*hoists and rests belly on table*

You guy playing cards?

Posted by: Houston at March 28, 2025 08:30 PM (Aqu9a)

75 That North Carolina Man in a Bear Costume is Out Of Control.

Posted by: Bombadil at March 28, 2025 08:30 PM (MX0bI)

76 Miklos. NO, I had a very Italian grandmother

I do have a recipe for plum butter lekvar.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2025 08:30 PM (keLsF)

77 Ima hurt dat cat
Posted by: Sam Cooke at March 28, 2025 08:28 PM (RgW1J)

Oh! Didn't realize it was Sam Cooke first.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 28, 2025 08:30 PM (h7ZuX)

78 "What sort of trees and how many acres?
Posted by: Kindltot"

Loblolly. 40 or so acres.

Posted by: fd at March 28, 2025 08:30 PM (vFG9F)

79 Oh, yeah? Well, try this one on for size.

https://tinyurl.com/ye22j83j
Posted by: Paco

That's a Holstein calf with a perm. Where are you finding these?

Posted by: Cattle Futures And Past at March 28, 2025 08:30 PM (G5+As)

80 *hoists and rests belly on table*

You guy playing cards?
Posted by: Houston

*loses rent moneys to Houston Fats*

Posted by: Miklos 'Slim" Whitman at March 28, 2025 08:31 PM (RgW1J)

81
Anyone see this week's Interporkrind War among the Young Turks? Hilarious!

One of the TYT, I dunno, affiliates, compatriots, whatever, decided the best way she could express her disagreement with Chunk Yogurt was to personally attack him, including calling him a "misogynist" and a "transphobe" and...a "bitch!"

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 28, 2025 08:32 PM (TFfz2)

82 Do y'all know why the hairs on bees are always sticky?

Because they use honeycombs.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 28, 2025 08:32 PM (a3Q+t)

83 61 What's that song that goes another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody?
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 28, 2025 08:22 PM (TFfz2)

It's Cat Stevens.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 28, 2025 08:25 PM (h7ZuX)

You mean Yousef Mohamed Killajew?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 28, 2025 08:32 PM (QAkQ3)

84 I do have a recipe for plum butter lekvar.
Posted by: Ben Had

*adds to list of Corsicana YES justifications*

Posted by: Miklos has a sweet tooth (just the one) at March 28, 2025 08:33 PM (RgW1J)

85 That North Carolina Man in a Bear Costume is Out Of Control.
Posted by: Bombadil at March 28, 2025 08:30 PM (MX0bI)

I expect it worked because the black bear saw a bigger bear, and got out of Dodge.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2025 08:34 PM (8zz6B)

86 Anyone see this week's Interporkrind War among the Young Turks? Hilarious!

One of the TYT, I dunno, affiliates, compatriots, whatever, decided the best way she could express her disagreement with Chunk Yogurt was to personally attack him, including calling him a "misogynist" and a "transphobe" and...a "bitch!"
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 28, 2025 08:32 PM (TFfz2)

She's the Armenian one.

I'm not sure why she doesn't leave the show, she must have an owner stake sine Cenk hasn't fired her since she became at least a little sane.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 28, 2025 08:34 PM (n7h9X)

87
Here's what's happening in the Democrat party, right now -- They've split into 2 groups: One group wants to abandon all the woke shit and get back to normal issues, while the other group wants to go Balls Deep in the Woke shit. Stronger, harder, faster, etc.

Oh, so, anyway, Chunk Yogurt told "frantifa" Francesca to go away, she's no longer welcome at TYT.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 28, 2025 08:35 PM (TFfz2)

88 Monty Hall was a cool guy and a good Canuck. Other prominent game show hosts from Canada include Alex Trebek, Jim Perry, Howie Mandel, and Alan Thicke.

Posted by: America's Toque. at March 28, 2025 08:26 PM (G5+As)

---

Jim Perry! He was great on Card Sharks and Sale of the Century. I give the Canucks their due on game show hosts.

Posted by: ScaryMary at March 28, 2025 08:36 PM (wX56x)

89 Miklos, Miss Dixie is welcome to come too!

Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2025 08:36 PM (keLsF)

90 One of the TYT, I dunno, affiliates, compatriots, whatever, decided the best way she could express her disagreement with Chunk Yogurt was to personally attack him, including calling him a "misogynist" and a "transphobe" and...a "bitch!"
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 28, 2025 08:32 PM (TFfz2)

She's the one that had her "I'm BETTER THAN YOU" tirade to anyone who voted for Trump.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 28, 2025 08:36 PM (n7h9X)

91 Ben Had - take 2

https://tinyurl.com/y62s24jp

Posted by: Piper at March 28, 2025 08:36 PM (pZEOD)

92
She's the Armenian one.

I'm not sure why she doesn't leave the show, she must have an owner stake sine Cenk hasn't fired her since she became at least a little sane.
Posted by: Oldcat

No, a different wacky bitch!
Chunk & Anna K are kinda tight, and on the same page.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 28, 2025 08:36 PM (TFfz2)

93 Let's not forget the most impactful Canadian of all time, William Shatner.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 28, 2025 08:38 PM (a3Q+t)

94 Let's not forget the most impactful Canadian of all time, William Shatner.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 28, 2025 08:38 PM (a3Q+t)

95 look, squirrel!
tinyurl.com/4sfraer4

Posted by: gKWVE can't promise there's not a ministry song at March 28, 2025 08:39 PM (gKWVE)

96 No, a different wacky bitch!
Chunk & Anna K are kinda tight, and on the same page.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 28, 2025 08:36 PM (TFfz2)

Really? I didn't know he'd reloaded his staff much in the Biden years and few even mock TYT anymore.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 28, 2025 08:39 PM (n7h9X)

97 Piper. Hahahahaha, we are at an 0 for 2 fail! Site can't be opened

Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2025 08:39 PM (keLsF)

98 82 Do y'all know why the hairs on bees are always sticky?

Because they use honeycombs.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 28, 2025

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

Posted by: Piper at March 28, 2025 08:39 PM (p4NUW)

99 You mean Yousef Mohamed Killajew?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 28, 2025 08:32 PM (QAkQ3)

Yes, that's the one I meant, but I couldn't remember all those names. And Sam Cooke is better, anyway.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 28, 2025 08:41 PM (h7ZuX)

100 i vote no barrel, it needs to be said twice!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 28, 2025 08:41 PM (/Ghsb)

101 I have the nasty cold making the rounds. I do not enjoy being sick. I may be making some progress against it but really just want to sleep for awhile.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 28, 2025 08:41 PM (cvWHI)

102 Jim Perry! He was great on Card Sharks and Sale of the Century. I give the Canucks their due on game show hosts.
Posted by: ScaryMary

Jim Perry was also a good singer and played straight man for years for Sid Caesar in Vegas and elsewhere. Also hosted the Miss Canada Pageant for about a dozen years. Good basketball player in college. Had several successful game shows in Canada. too.

Posted by: Sale Of The Century at March 28, 2025 08:42 PM (G5+As)

103 Evenin’, All! Happy Friday night!

Posted by: Bulg at March 28, 2025 08:43 PM (77rzZ)

104 One group wants to abandon all the woke shit and get back to normal issues, while the other group wants to go Balls Deep in the Woke shit. Stronger, harder, faster, etc.

Oh, so, anyway, Chunk Yogurt told "frantifa" Francesca to go away, she's no longer welcome at TYT.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 28, 2025 08:35 PM (TFfz2)

That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see how it works out for them.

Posted by: Pepper Brooks at March 28, 2025 08:44 PM (Aqu9a)

105 >>>A cat enters the Mirror Dimension.

That's two cats. But still pretty neat.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 28, 2025 08:45 PM (klJTj)

106 Hey, Piper!

Posted by: Bulg at March 28, 2025 08:46 PM (77rzZ)

107 Do y'all know why the hairs on bees are always sticky?

Because they use honeycombs.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 28, 2025

Speaking of bees, I had this giant fuzzball of an insect come flying into the room yesterday as I was painting. I think it was a carpenter bee. I swatted it in flight with the paint roller, and it hit the floor and scurried under a couch. Later, I saw it on a window sill, bouncing against the glass in an attempt to escape. I caught it in a large jar, and gave it a drink of gasoline, which completely pacified it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2025 08:47 PM (8zz6B)

108 "No shit. A bear owns that house over there."

"No way. I don't believe you."

"Believe what you want. But, I know a bear when I see one. And, I'm pretty sure it's retarded."

Posted by: Fido the Puppy Dog at March 28, 2025 08:48 PM (dIske)

109 Cenk started out as a Republican before turning against Dubya, IIRC.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 28, 2025 08:48 PM (gKWVE)

110 That's two cats. But still pretty neat.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 28, 2025 08:45 PM (klJTj)

And that "momma dog" wanting her pup back is not a momma, either.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2025 08:48 PM (8zz6B)

111 TXMOME. I am looking for pet friendly lodgings, as I will not leave my doggeh behind. I do not expect to bring him to the gathering. I'm thinking an AirBnb or Vrbo kind of thing. He is a larger dog. Any suggestions?

Posted by: ScaryMary at March 28, 2025 08:49 PM (wX56x)

112 101 I have the nasty cold making the rounds. I do not enjoy being sick. I may be making some progress against it but really just want to sleep for awhile.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 28, 2025 08:41 PM (cvWHI)

I work on a college campus so I get to observe the waves of crud as they pass. We've had about four this school year.

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at March 28, 2025 08:50 PM (Sf2cq)

113 Carpenter Bees can be almost aggressive and hover looking into your face trying to drive you away. It's all bluster, as they have no stinger. They are often mistaken for bumble bees, who are more docile, but can sting.

Posted by: Do Bee Do Bee Do at March 28, 2025 08:51 PM (G5+As)

114 The absolute best shred ever - mostly because of the pomposity it makes fun of at the event, Obama & Mike, Kimmel, et al.

https://tinyurl.com/6cmc4fmk

Posted by: Gary R at March 28, 2025 08:51 PM (AN+ve)

115 Carpenter bees can bite pretty good though.

Posted by: fd at March 28, 2025 08:52 PM (vFG9F)

116 District Judge Rules Trump No Longer President.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2025 08:53 PM (aPY1X)

117 Ace, amazing series of absolute banger posts today. 11/10

Posted by: derp early derp often at March 28, 2025 08:53 PM (JmRgc)

118 If you're not careful, Carpenter Bees will nail you.

Posted by: haffhowershower at March 28, 2025 08:54 PM (NMT5x)

119 "District Judge Rules Trump No Longer President.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Darn. Who's president now? JDV? Camela?

Posted by: fd at March 28, 2025 08:55 PM (vFG9F)

120 115 Do you mean “sting?”

Posted by: Bulg at March 28, 2025 08:55 PM (77rzZ)

121 Bees. I try to live in peace with honey bees, native bees and even wasps. Yellow jackets are evil and must be destroyed.

Posted by: ScaryMary at March 28, 2025 08:55 PM (wX56x)

122 Scarymary, I will email you that info.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2025 08:55 PM (keLsF)

123 If you're not careful, Carpenter Bees will nail you.
Posted by: haffhowershower

Let's move on, I'm board.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 28, 2025 08:56 PM (cYBz/)

124 "Do you mean “sting?”
Posted by: Bulg"

No, bite. Have you ever seen one go at a piece of wood?

Posted by: fd at March 28, 2025 08:56 PM (vFG9F)

125 Bee jokes. Very honey.

Posted by: fd at March 28, 2025 08:56 PM (vFG9F)

126 >>>Yellow jackets are evil and must be destroyed.
Posted by: ScaryMary

Can't you just leave them bee?

Posted by: haffhowershower at March 28, 2025 08:57 PM (NMT5x)

127 Uh oh. Vasp out for the bee puns.

Posted by: Bulg at March 28, 2025 08:58 PM (77rzZ)

128 I read where Bedouin women used to comb their hair with camel urine. I don't know if they still do. It seems to be a thing that would fall out of favor.

Posted by: fd at March 28, 2025 08:58 PM (vFG9F)

129 The worst bees are those African Eyes Bees.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2025 08:58 PM (aPY1X)

130 *Wasp* out.

Posted by: Bulg at March 28, 2025 08:59 PM (77rzZ)

131 @ 121 - *fistbump*

& g'night everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 28, 2025 09:00 PM (/Ghsb)

132 None of this will matter in 100 years.

Posted by: jsg at March 28, 2025 09:01 PM (9NDfF)

133 ">>>Yellow jackets are evil and must be destroyed.
Posted by: ScaryMary"

They like to live in holes in the ground. They die there too, in a subterranean inferno.

Posted by: fd at March 28, 2025 09:01 PM (vFG9F)

134 "None of this will matter in 100 years.
Posted by: jsg"

Will they still be listening to music from the 70s?

Posted by: fd at March 28, 2025 09:02 PM (vFG9F)

135 >>>Grease shreds.

I don't know why people think John Travolta is gay.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 28, 2025 09:02 PM (klJTj)

136 Stinging insects are one of my several absolutely unreasoning phobias. Many moons ago, I went into an alley behind my apartment building in Chicago after hearing a scream (both lady and purse snatcher already gone when I got down the stairs). I wasn't half as twitchy going into the alley as I am if there's a wasp close by. Go figure.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at March 28, 2025 09:03 PM (q3u5l)

137 As of 2024, WV's obesity rate is 41.2%, with Mississippi coming in second at 40.1.

In the top 10, there isn't much difference, with #10 being just under 39%.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at March 28, 2025 09:04 PM (w6EFb)

138 They like to live in holes in the ground. They die there too, in a subterranean inferno.

Posted by: fd at March 28, 2025 09:01 PM (vFG9F)

One of my elderly uncles ran over a yellow jacket nest while mowing the lawn. Another friend of Dad's hit a nest while on the tractor. Both of them got tore up with stings. Yellow jackets suck.

Posted by: ScaryMary at March 28, 2025 09:04 PM (wX56x)

139 Yellowjackets are asshoe. This is a Known Thing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2025 09:05 PM (Wnv9h)

140 132 In the long run, we’re all dead.

Posted by: Bulg at March 28, 2025 09:05 PM (77rzZ)

141 District Judge Rules Trump No Longer President.

Which means the Constitution is no longer in effect so it defaults to... Keir Starmer.
Fun while it lasted, or 'whilst' rather.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 28, 2025 09:05 PM (gKWVE)

142 "In the long run, we’re all dead.
Posted by: Bulg"

Speak for yourself.

Posted by: Keith Richards at March 28, 2025 09:06 PM (vFG9F)

143 You can't outrun yellow jackets on a tractor. Best to bail and wait until they simmer down.

Posted by: fd at March 28, 2025 09:08 PM (vFG9F)

144 16 So a flame retardant suit made of pineapple skins would be fantastic

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2025 08:00 PM (fwDg9)

Scroll down from the video. Someone posted a pic of a fireman in a pineapple suit.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 28, 2025 09:08 PM (klJTj)

145 Which means the Constitution is no longer in effect so it defaults to... Keir Starmer.
Fun while it lasted, or 'whilst' rather.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 28, 2025 09:05 PM (gKWVE)

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Keir Starmer is lower-T than Tim Walz. Pommy Poofter.

Posted by: ScaryMary at March 28, 2025 09:08 PM (wX56x)

146 Hi, Bulg! Sorry. Had to get dinner in front of the starving masses.

Posted by: Piper at March 28, 2025 09:10 PM (p4NUW)

147 139 Yellowjackets are asshoe. This is a Known Thing.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2025 09:05 PM (Wnv9h)

Yeah. Other stinging insects, if you leave them alone, they'll leave you alone. Yellow jackets will seek you out just to plant their stinger in your flesh.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 28, 2025 09:11 PM (h7ZuX)

148 146 Hey, Piper. Hope there’s some kale casserole left over for me.

Posted by: Bulg at March 28, 2025 09:12 PM (77rzZ)

149 Mick Jagger is 5 months older than Keith Richards.

Posted by: Long Live Rock! at March 28, 2025 09:13 PM (G5+As)

150
Speaking of bees, I had this giant fuzzball of an insect come flying into the room yesterday as I was painting. I think it was a carpenter bee.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2025 08:47 PM (8zz6B)

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I used to shoot them in midair with a pellet rifle. It wasn't virtuoso shooting -- they hover a lot. For situations where a lead pellet would be a problem, I'd load felt cleaning pellets.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 28, 2025 09:14 PM (CzfKa)

151 Hmm. Is someone allergic to Ewok fur? From the DM:

"Mystery as famous conservative blogger has yet to be given coveted 'new media' seat in White House press room"

Posted by: fd at March 28, 2025 09:14 PM (vFG9F)

152 Those hanging yellow jacket traps from Walmart or Home Depot. The ones that look like IV bags. Those are pretty effective. We've kept them hanging near our front porch when the yellow jackets were awful. They work.

Posted by: ScaryMary at March 28, 2025 09:14 PM (wX56x)

153 The whole wasp family should be wiped out. I killed a nest in my motor home's battery box yesterday. Felt good.

Posted by: No Guilt At All at March 28, 2025 09:16 PM (G5+As)

154 Well, I just did a walk-around to check the results of today's painting work. Looks good, second coat not required. South and east walls fully done; north wall 3/4 done. Used one full gallon, plus maybe a pint out of the second gallon. Bought 3 gallons, so I will have enough to finish, for certain. Room is about 12 X 20 feet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2025 09:19 PM (8zz6B)

155 Mosquiti are the bugs which need to be dead bugs.

Posted by: they can join Rachel Carson in hell at March 28, 2025 09:20 PM (gKWVE)

156 Bummer, I guy I knew and admired in HS that "found Jesus" in the 70's and devoted his life to spreading the gospel has now succumbed to the woke mind virus.

Posted by: pawn at March 28, 2025 09:22 PM (QB+5g)

157 Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2025 08:55 PM (keLsF)

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Thank you! That info would be appreciated!

Posted by: ScaryMary at March 28, 2025 09:23 PM (wX56x)

158 Proposed California ballot initiative ‘Luigi Mangione Act’ would make it harder for insurers to deny medical care
https://t.co/thuLUXtaei

A proposed California ballot initiative, named after alleged UnitedHealthcare CEO killer Luigi Mangione, has been recently submitted to the California Attorney General’s Office.
The initiative would make it illegal for an insurance company to “delay, deny or modify any medical procedure or medication” suggested by a licensed physician in the Golden State, which could have serious consequences such as “disability, death, amputation, permanent disfigurement, loss or reduction of any bodily function,” the document stated.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 28, 2025 09:24 PM (9aVck)

159 My wife has fallen asleep on the couch next to me, and is snoring.

Not even my singing “C’est Moi” from Camelot will wake her up.

Posted by: Bulg at March 28, 2025 09:24 PM (77rzZ)

160 Hey, there's a hot girl with a bow and arrow showing up in my feed. Sweet.

My friends' cats Trumpy and Snowflake came in today about 11:30 am. They stay and sleep until about 6pm. Ralphy knocked my coffee all over the car so this turned into tomorrow's beer day.

Anyways, the cats were laying on the bed in the guest bedroom. When I go in there, they just stretch and purr. I lay down and pet them, so much purring.

I put them out about 6pm. Until tomorrow.

Cat sharing rules.

Posted by: Stateless...79% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 28, 2025 09:25 PM (jvJvP)

161
I don't know why people think John Travolta is gay.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

==============

Well, every actor in Hollywood is assumed gay until proven otherwise. But also, people he's worked with and former Scientologists say he's gay.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 28, 2025 09:25 PM (LV4Hs)

162 Jimmy Stewart was not gay.

Posted by: Bulg at March 28, 2025 09:27 PM (77rzZ)

163 A proposed California ballot initiative, named after alleged UnitedHealthcare CEO killer Luigi Mangione, has been recently submitted to the California Attorney General’s Office.
The initiative would make it illegal for an insurance company to “delay, deny or modify any medical procedure or medication” suggested by a licensed physician in the Golden State, which could have serious consequences such as “disability, death, amputation, permanent disfigurement, loss or reduction of any bodily function,” the document stated.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 28, 2025 09:24 PM (9aVck)

Coming soon: Californians whine, "Why can't we get medical insurance?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2025 09:27 PM (8zz6B)

164
Proposed California ballot initiative ‘Luigi Mangione Act’ would make it harder for insurers to deny medical care
https://t.co/thuLUXtaei

============

Well, that won't hurt my premiums. Never mind what happened to my property insurance (doubled).

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 28, 2025 09:27 PM (LV4Hs)

165 Bummer, I guy I knew and admired in HS that "found Jesus" in the 70's and devoted his life to spreading the gospel has now succumbed to the woke mind virus.
Posted by: pawn at March 28, 2025 09:22 PM (QB+5g)

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I am sorry. A dear church friend of mine lost it after Trump won in 2016. Trump lived in her mind 24/7. She was a sweet lady but went crazy with TDS. She died a few years ago. It saddens me that she spent her last years of life hating on Trump, when she had so many blessings around her.

Posted by: ScaryMary at March 28, 2025 09:28 PM (wX56x)

166 My wife has fallen asleep on the couch next to me, and is snoring.

Not even my singing “C’est Moi” from Camelot will wake her up.
Posted by: Bulg at March 28, 2025 09:24 PM (77rzZ)

I believe this because you "are much to noble to lie!"

Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2025 09:28 PM (W/lyH)

167
158 Proposed California ballot initiative ‘Luigi Mangione Act’ would make it harder for insurers to deny medical care

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 28, 2025 09:24 PM

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The lunatics who run this state are determined to make it impossible for insurance companies to operate here. I'm waiting for the day that my homeowner's policy gets cancelled.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 28, 2025 09:30 PM (0B+OF)

168 Wasps are asshoe. They nest everywhere & anywhere. Often find a honeycomb started under the cars' gasflaps and underside of grill's side-table.

Any vehicle that hasn't moved for several days... bingo.

Saw a few wasps around the edge of hubby's car trunk lid, last weekend. It was very warm out, so waited until yesterday to investigate: it was 55F and misty evening, I wore gloves & had can of hornet spray ready! Popped trunk... nothing but old and empty honeycombs *all up and down the sides of trunk lid* so I guess they hatched and left.

Sweep and stomp time! LOL. Hubby's car hasn't been driven for 4 years; it could've been much worse. There were some on door edges too, but they were old & inactive.

Posted by: JQ at March 28, 2025 09:30 PM (rdVOm)

169
Well, that won't hurt my premiums. Never mind what happened to my property insurance (doubled).
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

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Oh, and of course it won't also degrade the quality of care people get under MediCal -- unless they're illegal aliens, in which case, let's give them a courtesy ambulance from Tijuana to Stanford and whisk them into a private room for their 5-way bypass!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 28, 2025 09:30 PM (LV4Hs)

170 Diogenes, the line is “far too noble to lie.”

Do not argue Lerner and Loewe with me.

Posted by: Bulg at March 28, 2025 09:30 PM (77rzZ)

171 Coming soon: Californians whine, "Why can't we get medical insurance?"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2025 09:27 PM (8zz6B)
***

Hey! Join the club guys!

Posted by: Homeowners Insurance for California at March 28, 2025 09:30 PM (W/lyH)

172 159 My wife has fallen asleep on the couch next to me, and is snoring.

Not even my singing “C’est Moi” from Camelot will wake her up.

Posted by: Bulg at March 28, 2025 09:24 PM (77rzZ)

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That is sweet. Is she snoring or purr-ing? Hubby only complains if it's snoring.

Posted by: ScaryMary at March 28, 2025 09:32 PM (wX56x)

173 Diogenes, the line is “far too noble to lie.”

Do not argue Lerner and Loewe with me.
Posted by: Bulg at March 28, 2025 09:30 PM (77rzZ)

I'm a man in whom those qualities don't bloom.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2025 09:32 PM (W/lyH)

174 166 My wife has fallen asleep on the couch next to me, and is snoring.

Not even my singing “C’est Moi” from Camelot will wake her up.
Posted by: Bulg at March 28, 2025 09:24 PM (77rzZ)

You are so blessed.

I am happy for you Bulg.

Posted by: Stateless...79% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 28, 2025 09:33 PM (jvJvP)

175 172 Full-on snoring.

But she’s rolled over now, so it’s stopped. For now.

Posted by: Bulg at March 28, 2025 09:33 PM (77rzZ)

176 Katie Daviscourt 📸
@KatieDaviscourt
Breaking — I can exclusively report that the illegal alien who escaped from the ICE Detention Center near Seattle is an alleged member of Tren de Aragua.
Alvaro Flores-Barboza escaped from the facility on Wednesday night, federal law enforcement sources confirmed to @TPostMillennial.Flores-Barboza is considered a public safety threat and remains at large.
5:45 PM · Mar 28, 2025

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 28, 2025 09:33 PM (9aVck)

177 173👍

Posted by: Bulg at March 28, 2025 09:34 PM (77rzZ)

178 174 Thanks, Stateless. I think.

Posted by: Bulg at March 28, 2025 09:38 PM (77rzZ)

179 Breaking — I can exclusively report that the illegal alien who escaped from the ICE Detention Center near Seattle is an alleged member of Tren de Aragua.
Alvaro Flores-Barboza escaped from the facility on Wednesday night, federal law enforcement sources confirmed to @TPostMillennial.Flores-Barboza is considered a public safety threat and remains at large.
5:45 PM · Mar 28, 2025
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 28, 2025 09:33 PM (9aVck)

Do better, Homan! Nail their feet to the floor with a Hilti gun.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2025 09:38 PM (8zz6B)

180 The sting of a big Red Wasp is the worst! I got stung by a scorpion in Arizona once, and while it was bad, it was really only a little bit worse than a Red Wasp sting. I put them at about 5 times stronger than a Yellowjacket.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2025 09:40 PM (jDZeQ)

181 178 174 Thanks, Stateless. I think.
Posted by: Bulg at March 28, 2025 09:38 PM (77rzZ)

Many of us would give anything to have that.

Have a great weekend!

Posted by: Stateless...79% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 28, 2025 09:40 PM (jvJvP)

182 For personal reasons, I have no business ever criticizing anyone for snoring.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2025 09:41 PM (jDZeQ)

183 That ice cold coke machine is making me thirsty. Would be good on a hot, dry day.

Posted by: haffhowershower at March 28, 2025 09:42 PM (NMT5x)

184 181 You too, Stateless!

Posted by: Bulg at March 28, 2025 09:42 PM (77rzZ)

185 So, in case of a geothermal nuclear war I get a bunch of pineapples, skin them and build rudimentary hut

Posted by: javems at March 28, 2025 09:44 PM (8I4hW)

186 So, in case of a geothermal nuclear war I get a bunch of pineapples, skin them and build rudimentary hut
Posted by: javems at March 28, 2025 09:44 PM (8I4hW)

And you could plaster it with mud if you made rudimentary laths.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2025 09:46 PM (8zz6B)

187 Well, that won't hurt my premiums. Never mind what happened to my property insurance (doubled).
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

===========

Oh, and of course it won't also degrade the quality of care people get under MediCal -- unless they're illegal aliens, in which case, let's give them a courtesy ambulance from Tijuana to Stanford and whisk them into a private room for their 5-way bypass!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 28, 2025 09:30 PM (LV4Hs)

Not only the sheer insanity and economic suicide, but they are tripling down and naming the bill after a literal murderer. Wow.

Next they will name a law legalizing rape and murder and name it after next illegal alien that commits a high profile one.

Posted by: haffhowershower at March 28, 2025 09:50 PM (NMT5x)

188 I was at a food festival a few years ago. I bought a gyro and was walking when I noticed movement at the corner of my eye. It was a yellowjacket, eyeing up my gyro. I stopped, couldn't really shoo it away, hands were full. The yellowjacket slowly made its way to a piece of hanging gryo meat, landed on it, wiggled it off, and flew off. Didn't know what yellowjackets ate but I guess gyro meat is fine.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 28, 2025 09:51 PM (ErLti)

189 Puddleglum-- yellowjackets *love* meat.

Having a picnic near the woods? Hang out some cheapo hotdogs 20-30 yards away.. keep the yj's busy while you party in peace.

Posted by: JQ at March 28, 2025 09:54 PM (rdVOm)

190 I feel a disturbance in the 1. comment block

Posted by: javems at March 28, 2025 09:57 PM (8I4hW)

191 >>yellowjackets *love* meat.

Posted by: JQ

That is disturbing on so many levels. Basically it's disturbing anytime I learn of an animal that will eat meat (or other animals) when I had no idea of it before.

Posted by: haffhowershower at March 28, 2025 09:59 PM (NMT5x)

192 My brother tried to set up a yellowjacket trap, near his cabin... said the b@stards were right on him as soon as he tore open the "attractant" package & he had to abandon the project, undone. Nasty things!

Posted by: JQ at March 28, 2025 09:59 PM (rdVOm)

193 The ONT will be soon....

1 minute...

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 28, 2025 09:59 PM (ErLti)

194 That is disturbing on so many levels. Basically it's disturbing anytime I learn of an animal that will eat meat (or other animals) when I had no idea of it before.

Posted by: haffhowershower
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Tell me you don't hunt, without telling me you don't hunt.

Posted by: JQ at March 28, 2025 10:02 PM (rdVOm)

195
Breaking — I can exclusively report that the illegal alien who escaped from the ICE Detention Center near Seattle is an alleged member of Tren de Aragua.
Alvaro Flores-Barboza escaped from the facility on Wednesday night, federal law enforcement sources confirmed to @TPostMillennial.Flores-Barboza is considered a public safety threat and remains at large.
5:45 PM · Mar 28, 2025

===============

What the heck is wrong with that detention center? They have a super-dangerous detainee and he ESCAPES? Were the following the Ted Bundy Detention protocol or what?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 28, 2025 10:03 PM (LV4Hs)

196
What the heck is wrong with that detention center? They have a super-dangerous detainee and he ESCAPES? Were the following the Ted Bundy Detention protocol or what?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 28, 2025 10:03 PM (LV4Hs)

Given it’s Seattle, an inside job is likely.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 28, 2025 10:05 PM (Fja6Y)

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