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Shock Report: Now That His Father Is No Longer Fake President, Hunter Biden's Sales of His "Artworks" Have "Slowed to a Trickle"

I don't understand this at all! How can it be that Hunter's "artworks" turned unfashionable and sooo 2023 the moment his influence-peddling father left office?!

Make it make sense, people! Make it make sense!


HUNTER BIDEN BROKE: A pardon from his dad spared Hunter Biden from prison, but the former president's son remains saddled with debt and was forced out of a home he was renting by the recent Pacific Palisades fire, POLITICO's Josh Gerstein writes in.

Biden detailed his grim financial situation in a court filing yesterday, saying that he has struggled to sell his paintings in recent months, moving only one in the past 14 months, compared with 27 in the prior two or three years. He reported "significant" debts and lackluster sales of his memoir: just more than 4,200 copies during a one-year period that led up to the trial in Delaware last spring in which he was found guilty of lying about his drug addiction on a federal gun-purchase form.

"Given the positive feedback and reviews of my artwork and memoir, I was expecting to obtain paid speaking engagements and paid appearances, but that has not happened," Biden wrote. Citing the financial burden of ongoing legal fees, he's asking a federal judge in LA to allow him to drop a lawsuit he filed in 2023 accusing former Trump White House aide Garrett Ziegler of hacking the contents of Biden's laptop.

More:


Elsewhere, Hunter blamed dwindling sales of his artworks and his 2021 memoir, "Beautiful Things," for his reported dire financial situation.

"In the 2 to 3 years prior to December 2023, I sold 27 pieces for art at an average price of $54,481.48, but since then I have only sold 1 piece of art for $36,000," he argued in the motion.

"Similarly, for my book sales, in the six month period before the statements (April 1, 2023 through September 30, 2023), based on the September 30, 2023 statement, 3,161 copies of my book were sold, but in the six months after the statements, only approximately 1,100 books were sold."

"Given the positive feedback and reviews of my artwork and memoir, I was expecting to obtain paid speaking engagements and paid appearances, but that has not happened," he continued.

Hunter first filed the suit against Ziegler back in 2023 for allegedly illegally accessing and circulating the embarrassing contents of his infamous laptop on Ziegler's right-wing nonprofit website Marco Polo.

Ziegler, who worked as an aide to President Trump's trade adviser, Peter Navarro, during the last administration, has published much of Hunter's laptop data on his site in the years since The Post first exposed the device in 2020.

What I take from this is that Democrat billionaires have been funding all of Hunter Biden's many, many lawsuits against the people who told the truth about him, and now they've cut him lose as no longer worth the expenditure.

Below, noted Democrat Operative Chuck Todd attacks Joe Biden for running in 2020. 2020, yes.

But he refuses to be honest and concede that Biden had dementia even five years ago. And he refuses to admit that Biden was selling his office in an influence-peddling operation, and that his brothers, children, and even grandchildren were paying paid off by Biden's foreign patrons.

He won't admit these things because he's spent years denying that. Biden may have been wrong to run at all, but Chuck Todd will never admit he was wrong.

So instead, he makes his case against Biden running in 2020 based on most of Biden's children being drug addicts. This, he says, is the reason Biden shouldn't have run.

Dementia? No problem. Corruption that would make Boss Tweed blush? No problem.

Just that his loser son and whore daughter were drug addicts. That's the only knock on Joe Biden.

Posted by: Ace at 01:06 PM




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1 Poor Hunter, maybe he should just take it like a Biden?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2025 01:06 PM (D7oie)

2 Will paint for drugs and hookers!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 06, 2025 01:06 PM (2UnvF)

3 Does this mean that the pothead lawyer isn't paying his bills anymore?

Posted by: huerfano at March 06, 2025 01:07 PM (n2swS)

4 Maybe he should tape a banana to the wall or just put a crucifix in a jar and fill it with piss.

I hear that kinda stuff is big with the art crowd.

BTW, why have we never featured any of Hunter's masterpieces in the morning art thread???

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at March 06, 2025 01:08 PM (Cw7cn)

5 Gosh, sounds like no one is returning Hunter's calls any more.

I wonder why?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 06, 2025 01:08 PM (tT6L1)

6 Biden will never know. Poor senile bastard.

Posted by: Francis at March 06, 2025 01:08 PM (bbuBP)

7 >>BTW, why have we never featured any of Hunter's masterpieces in the morning art thread???

good question. We should have a week of Hunter Biden's "artworks"!

Posted by: ace at March 06, 2025 01:09 PM (KRtlO)

8 Did I miss the 5 o'clock Crack Party ?

Posted by: Hunter Biggums at March 06, 2025 01:09 PM (UJ+K5)

9 USAID funding cut and Hunter goes broke?

Is there anything ending USAID cannot accomplish?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 06, 2025 01:09 PM (tT6L1)

10 BTW, why have we never featured any of Hunter's masterpieces in the morning art thread???
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at March 06, 2025 01:08 PM (Cw7cn)


Apparently a lot of them look like crap

Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2025 01:09 PM (D7oie)

11 good question. We should have a week of Hunter Biden's "artworks"!
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2025 01:09 PM (KRtlO)
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I thought you were going a bit soft in the cruelty department.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 06, 2025 01:09 PM (tT6L1)

12 Chuck Todd is a Paragon of Journalistic Integrity.

Posted by: Brian Williams at March 06, 2025 01:10 PM (PiwSw)

13 Chickens roosting on the Biden Crime Family.

Sucks to be you.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 06, 2025 01:10 PM (/zsGh)

14 3 Does this mean that the pothead lawyer isn't paying his bills anymore?
Posted by: huerfano at March 06, 2025 01:07 PM (n2swS)

Yup. Dude is broke. Couldn't happen to a nicer no good piece of shit m*****f*****.

Posted by: jsg at March 06, 2025 01:10 PM (UJ+K5)

15 Karma is brutal, ask the Dallas Mavericks...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at March 06, 2025 01:10 PM (TGPs7)

16 Shock Report: Now That His Father Is No Longer Fake President, Hunter Biden's Sales of His "Artworks" Have "Slowed to a Trickle"

I don't understand this at all! How can it be that Hunter's "artworks" turned unfashionable and sooo 2023 the moment his influence-peddling father left office?!

HUNTER BIDEN BROKE: A pardon from his dad spared Hunter Biden from prison, but the former president's son remains saddled with debt
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Ah, how the degenerate are fallen!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2025 01:10 PM (YqDXo)

17 Daddy still hasn't visited me. Why doesn't Daddy love me?

Posted by: Navy Joan Roberts at March 06, 2025 01:11 PM (i/l90)

18 It must be quite a surprise for Hunter to find out he's broke. Maybe dear old dad did a better job of hiding the cash than we realized.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 06, 2025 01:11 PM (tT6L1)

19 Has he tried laxatives?

Posted by: ShainS -- America is my favorite drama - I cancelled Amazon Prime at March 06, 2025 01:11 PM (KRNKG)

20 Apparently a lot of them look like crap

You saw this morning's offering, didn't you?

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at March 06, 2025 01:11 PM (Cw7cn)

21 Maybe Hunter should start a podcast. He seems to have interesting friends.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 06, 2025 01:12 PM (rJ48h)

22 He's fresh out of influence to peddle. The cabinet is bare.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2025 01:13 PM (YqDXo)

23 I just can't understand his art.

Posted by: Jackson Pollock at March 06, 2025 01:13 PM (7Q0e+)

24 Screw Hunter. I got mine. He's pardoned, so I'm untouchable.

Oooh, Jell-o !

BRB

Posted by: 10% for the Big Guy at March 06, 2025 01:13 PM (UJ+K5)

25 Poor Huntie.

Gonna be tough to pay his dealer(s) now, huh?

Wonder how much he already owes, bet it's more than a Normie's annual salary.

Posted by: JQ at March 06, 2025 01:13 PM (rdVOm)

26 i added a bit more

Posted by: ace at March 06, 2025 01:14 PM (KRtlO)

27 I shant believe it... I simply shannot

Posted by: Life of Wryly at March 06, 2025 01:14 PM (1FWWQ)

28 I was not expecting this.

Posted by: The Spanish Inquisition at March 06, 2025 01:14 PM (jc0TO)

29 Hunter Biden is the Jackson Pollock of cokeheads.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at March 06, 2025 01:14 PM (Cw7cn)

30 Hunter must be hiding a lot of his cash offshore, or in a safe. Or maybe he spent it all on hookers and blow ... and has no self control?

Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2025 01:14 PM (Cus5s)

31 Oh yoo hoo,"The View" Showrunners, I have an idea for your next Special Guest!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 06, 2025 01:14 PM (PiwSw)

32 I wonder if Hunter is the canary in the coalmine signaling the end of sinecures for the connected?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 06, 2025 01:15 PM (tT6L1)

33 26 i added a bit more
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2025 01:14 PM (KRtlO)

Aha. New Signature Paint Brushes.

We can call it New Lowes !

Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 06, 2025 01:15 PM (UJ+K5)

34 this is kind of grim but.... is Hunter Biden a good deadpool pick?

Posted by: ace at March 06, 2025 01:16 PM (KRtlO)

35 I shant believe it... I simply shannot

Posted by: Life of Wryly at March 06, 2025 01:14 PM (1FWWQ)

---------------

I initially read that as "shatnot."

Sounds like a word out of Shakespeare ...

Posted by: ShainS -- America is my favorite drama - I cancelled Amazon Prime at March 06, 2025 01:16 PM (KRNKG)

36 Dear Delaware:

You know what you did.

Posted by: kallisto at March 06, 2025 01:16 PM (E70Gb)

37 Maybe he can get together with Shrub Jr and collaborate. After all Shrub is also a “painter” these days.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 06, 2025 01:16 PM (/jC0w)

38 Someday, Hunter's art will be hanging in all the best hourly-rate motel rooms, and then you bitches will be sorry you talked shit.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at March 06, 2025 01:16 PM (Cw7cn)

39 Actually, getting him to do a commercial with Danny DeVito as Ongo Gablogian would be pretty funny...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 06, 2025 01:16 PM (PiwSw)

40 > Maybe he should tape a banana to the wall or just put a crucifix in a jar and fill it with piss.

It's been done.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2025 01:17 PM (lIio7)

41 he no longer has billionaire-paid "Friends" trying to keep him off drugs, and he's no longer got any ability to make money.

Seems like he'll be going back on to all the drugs.

JackStraw, you're the expert. Do you see Hunter Biden going into a drug spiral like you?

Posted by: ace at March 06, 2025 01:17 PM (KRtlO)

42 This news is gomna kill Beau.

Posted by: ShainS -- America is my favorite drama - I cancelled Amazon Prime at March 06, 2025 01:17 PM (KRNKG)

43 When you paint with your own feces, do you have to vary your diet for the different ... err ... pigments?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 06, 2025 01:17 PM (jc0TO)

44 Maybe Hunter should start a podcast. He seems to have interesting friends.

He would be a natural, but he won’t. It’s too much work.

Posted by: kallisto at March 06, 2025 01:17 PM (E70Gb)

45 his 2021 memoir, "Beautiful Things"
......

I wouldn't call hookers and crack binges "beautiful"

Posted by: wth at March 06, 2025 01:18 PM (v0R5T)

46 JackStraw, you're the expert. Do you see Hunter Biden going into a drug spiral like you?
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2025 01:17 PM (KRtlO)

LOL.. Coffee through the nose

Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2025 01:18 PM (VE6XX)

47 Maybe he should tape a banana to the wall or just put a crucifix in a jar and fill it with piss.

It's been done.
Posted by: bonhomme

Don't forget me!
-- the urinal

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2025 01:18 PM (77rzZ)

48 No yellow!

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Cyan and Magenta Enthusiast at March 06, 2025 01:18 PM (xNfRN)

49 Hunter believed his own press? He truly believed he had talent apart from his connections?

And Joe held up Hunter as the smartest man he knows?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 06, 2025 01:18 PM (tT6L1)

50 36 Dear Delaware:

You know what you did.
Posted by: kallisto at March 06, 2025 01:16 PM (E70Gb)

There are only 3 counties. One is entirely responsible for Joe Biden. That is all he ever did, win 1 flipping county. And they caused all of this. He would have been nothing without that stupid 1 county.

It's similar in other states. The blue city rules.

Posted by: jsg at March 06, 2025 01:18 PM (UJ+K5)

51 When you paint with your own feces, do you have to vary your diet for the different ... err ... pigments?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
......

corn adds texture

Posted by: wth at March 06, 2025 01:19 PM (v0R5T)

52 Countdown to Hunter OD?

Unless there’s some USAID-like scam he’s still tapping for drugs and strippers…?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2025 01:19 PM (Hkcdp)

53 And Joe held up Hunter as the smartest man he knows?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 06, 2025 01:18 PM


That might not be a lie.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 06, 2025 01:19 PM (jc0TO)

54 Non-nooding SoBs.

Willowed.


Oh, yeah.

He's definitely trying to pump a baybay in that there female....

https://tinyurl.com/48xfm5py

Posted by: jsg at March 06, 2025 07:08 AM (UJ+K5)

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 06, 2025 01:19 PM (i24o9)

55 The Bidens should have been giving Hunter's valuable paintings to undocumented migrants instead of welfare, food stamps, and Obamaphones

Posted by: hurricane567 at March 06, 2025 01:19 PM (AGVWs)

56 He'll be on OnlyFans by May. And will still be broke in June.

Posted by: Gref at March 06, 2025 01:19 PM (aBgBM)

57 Has anyone heard or seen any public appearances by vigorous Joe Biden? He seems to have dropped off the face of the earth.

Posted by: Emmie at March 06, 2025 01:19 PM (Sf2cq)

58 This dude is going to crash hard. Look for him getting caught trying to transport a massive amount of drugs into the US, and a drawn out legal battle to see if his blanket clemency carries the day.

Posted by: Orson at March 06, 2025 01:19 PM (dIske)

59 A father's love is not like that of a square.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2025 01:19 PM (Hpe9G)

60 Dear Delaware:

You know what you did.
Posted by: kallisto at March 06, 2025 01:16 PM (E70Gb)

There are only 3 counties. One is entirely responsible for Joe Biden. That is all he ever did, win 1 flipping county. And they caused all of this. He would have been nothing without that stupid 1 county.

It's similar in other states. The blue city rules.
Posted by: jsg

The First State...in stupidity.

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2025 01:19 PM (77rzZ)

61 Why can't he just jump on the board of an American energy firm? He DOES have experience in that biz so it shouldn't be a problem... right?

Posted by: Life of Wryly at March 06, 2025 01:20 PM (1FWWQ)

62 Unpossible!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2025 01:20 PM (2VST1)

63 Hunter Biden's Sales of His "Artworks" Have "Slowed to a Trickle"
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Pardon?

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2025 01:20 PM (Hpe9G)

64 Maybe Hunter should start a podcast. He seems to have interesting friends.
......

an eight ball might get him going for an hour

Posted by: wth at March 06, 2025 01:20 PM (v0R5T)

65 This news is gomna kill Beau.
Posted by: ShainS -- America is my favorite drama - I cancelled Amazon Prime at March 06, 2025 01:17 PM (KRNKG)

Oh dear! The last time Beau died, I didn’t leave bed for a week

Posted by: Hallie Biden at March 06, 2025 01:20 PM (xNfRN)

66 Well, I just mailed off my letter to my sister. Fingers crossed.

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2025 01:21 PM (77rzZ)

67 Oddly enough, he's not a terrible painter, I've seen some of his work that isn't bad. Its not worth a thousand bucks, let alone hundreds of thousands, but its not bad. At least as good as Schickelgruber's.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2025 01:21 PM (2VST1)

68 was Jim Carrey's character in The Dead Pool "Johnny Squares"?

I think that's right.

Posted by: ace at March 06, 2025 01:21 PM (KRtlO)

69 JackStraw, you're the expert. Do you see Hunter Biden going into a drug spiral like you?

Posted by: ace at March 06, 2025 01:17 PM (KRtlO)

----------------

I remember some years ago being inspired to refer to him as JackWeed.

/one of my favorite commentets ...

Posted by: ShainS -- America is my favorite drama - I cancelled Amazon Prime at March 06, 2025 01:21 PM (KRNKG)

70 The First State...in stupidity.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2025 01:19 PM (77rzZ)

An apt name

Posted by: jsg at March 06, 2025 01:22 PM (UJ+K5)

71 For those of you wondering 54481.48 x 27 is 1.47 million dollars.

I could live the rest of my life not working with that money

Posted by: JasonG at March 06, 2025 01:22 PM (3+0We)

72 Did you see where Biden walked through a DC restaurant unnoticed, even after he tried to drum up a little attention?

Dead to everyone, it appears.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2025 01:22 PM (NFX2v)

73 Oddly enough, he's not a terrible painter, I've seen some of his work that isn't bad. Its not worth a thousand bucks, let alone hundreds of thousands, but its not bad. At least as good as Schickelgruber's.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

But can Hunter do an entire apartment in one afternoon? Two coats?

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2025 01:22 PM (77rzZ)

74 He had no self control.
He spends and spends and spends until he runs out, then calls his uncle to beg for him to transfer more funds into the account. Laptop from Hell chronicled one of his binge cycles - for his sake, hope he’s stopped.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2025 01:22 PM (Hkcdp)

75 This dude is going to crash hard. Look for him getting caught trying to transport a massive amount of drugs into the US, and a drawn out legal battle to see if his blanket clemency carries the day.
Posted by: Orson at March 06, 2025 01:19 PM (dIske)

His pardon doesn’t extend to crimes in the future. It would be trivially easy to get this whoremongering crackhead to break the law again.

Posted by: Hallie Biden at March 06, 2025 01:22 PM (xNfRN)

76
It's similar in other states. The blue city rules.
Posted by: jsg at March 06, 2025 01:18 PM (UJ+K5)


Yeah but only in Wa, Or, Ny, Il,Ny, Co, Mn, Md and Va.

Hardly noticeable.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 06, 2025 01:22 PM (/jC0w)

77 I'm surprised Hunter isn't getting his expected "speaking" and "book sales" fees. Usually the Deep State takes care of its own.

Hmmm. Interesting.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 06, 2025 01:22 PM (uCjyK)

78 art world is so fickle !

Posted by: runner at March 06, 2025 01:22 PM (g47mK)

79 He's definitely trying to pump a baybay in that there female....

https://tinyurl.com/48xfm5py

Elon got game!

I hope Giorgia Meloni doesn’t see this though. Blond lady will be sleeping wid da fishes

Posted by: kallisto at March 06, 2025 01:23 PM (E70Gb)

80 65 This news is gomna kill Beau.
Posted by: ShainS -- America is my favorite drama - I cancelled Amazon Prime at March 06, 2025 01:17 PM (KRNKG)

Oh dear! The last time Beau died, I didn’t leave bed for a week
Posted by: Hallie Biden at March 06, 2025 01:20 PM (xNfRN)
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Okay, that there is funny. This is why Breitbart read the comments to this site. Cold, but funny as hell.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 06, 2025 01:23 PM (a/dOO)

81 Gads, Hannity is back.

I want the Jacuzzi.com girl back.

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2025 01:23 PM (77rzZ)

82 Well, I just mailed off my letter to my sister. Fingers crossed.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2025 01:21 PM (77rzZ)

Good luck, dude. Praying for you.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 06, 2025 01:23 PM (xNfRN)

83
Can we take daddy's weird painting off the wall of the living room in the doublewide now mommy?

Posted by: Navy Joan at March 06, 2025 01:23 PM (DobEs)

84 But can Hunter do an entire apartment in one afternoon? Two coats?
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2025 01:22 PM (77rzZ)
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Easy peasy. Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Norm Peterson at March 06, 2025 01:23 PM (tT6L1)

85 Hopefully this grifting faggot ends up selling his tender fartclam under an overpass.

Posted by: ballistic at March 06, 2025 01:24 PM (Sa0bK)

86 In a way, this may be worse than prison.

A guy walking around with influence having been evaporated and everyone knowing all the crap he's done.

For some reason I'm hearing Viva La Vida in my head.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 06, 2025 01:24 PM (MvZ7K)

87 Maybe he can get a teaching gig at a University

Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2025 01:24 PM (mB6WH)

88 Art is a great medium for...fraud and graft.

Sell someone art work for below value? No one investigates. But art from someone for above value? No one investigates. This is the perfect way to bribe people.

Now remember the ringer Trump was put through because he and a judge disagreed on the value of collateral for a loan years after the loan was paid off.

Imagine that level of scrutiny was paid to art like Hunter's here.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2025 01:24 PM (t0Rmr)

89 69 JackStraw, you're the expert. Do you see Hunter Biden going into a drug spiral like you?

Posted by: ace at March 06, 2025 01:17 PM (KRtlO)


That is SO wrong!
ngl, I laughed.

Posted by: kallisto at March 06, 2025 01:24 PM (E70Gb)

90 I feel sorry for Ashley and somewhat for Hunter. I know some people overcome childhood abuse and growing up in families where the family moral is only is "grab everything I can get" and become good productive adults. But starting out in the hole of having creepy Joe Biden as your father who showered with you; and who knows what Hunter experienced, makes it hard to become a good person.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 06, 2025 01:25 PM (CKOCg)

91 You know, that Rachel Ziglar chick is kind of hot.

Is a Hunter Biden shit painting an appropriate gift? That a lot of money for introductory artwork.

Hell, I'm currently have a cold or flu. Maybe I coukd just give her a knock off.....

Posted by: Stateless...46% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 06, 2025 01:25 PM (jvJvP)

92 Meloni likes Musk? Awesome.

Posted by: wth at March 06, 2025 01:25 PM (v0R5T)

93 No sale? Okay America, you asked for it:

Piss Christ II: Hot Piss Sample
(resting on positive lab test report for meth)

Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 06, 2025 01:25 PM (YtQZg)

94 Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 06, 2025 01:23 PM (xNfRN)

Thank you.

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2025 01:25 PM (77rzZ)

95 JackStraw identified himself as a Drug Fiend when he admitted that he owns albums by the Grateful Dead.

Posted by: ace at March 06, 2025 01:25 PM (KRtlO)

96 2024-2025: 1

What does that tell you?


Someone didn't get the memo that Biden's not in a position to influence things anymore.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 06, 2025 01:26 PM (hB7mE)

97 I'm picturing Hunter as Mike Damone in Fast Times at Ridgemont High sitting on his bed calling his contacts looking for money.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 06, 2025 01:26 PM (2UnvF)

98 LOL!!

I hope FJB is lucid enough to realize what an absolute joke and disgrace he and his whole awful family are.

Posted by: jmel at March 06, 2025 01:26 PM (RWHIh)

99 30 Hunter must be hiding a lot of his cash offshore, or in a safe. Or maybe he spent it all on hookers and blow ... and has no self control?
Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2025 01:14 PM (Cus5s)

After reading through Hunter's text messages and seeing many of his naked selfies, I feel like I know the man fairly well, even though we have never met.

I'm going to go ahead and say yes, he has no self control and he blew all of the money in a way only a crack head could.

Look through his texts. ALways broke, always begging for money, then as soon as he gets some, he starts blowing like $20k a night on whores and crack.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 06, 2025 01:26 PM (uCjyK)

100 Maybe he can get a teaching gig at a University
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2025 01:24 PM (mB6WH)
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With all of the young Co-Eds running around? University would be fending off multi million dollar lawsuits within days.

As bad as Universities are, no way they'd run the risk.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 06, 2025 01:26 PM (tT6L1)

101
I don't see a problem here. A $10 Million dollar book advance should take care of it.

Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2025 01:26 PM (j4U/Z)

102 I wonder what the Vegas over/under date is for when his wife files for divorce.

May 1st? Next Monday?

Posted by: Gref at March 06, 2025 01:26 PM (aBgBM)

103 >>JackStraw, you're the expert. Do you see Hunter Biden going into a drug spiral like you?


I see Ace is feeling better.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2025 01:26 PM (oa1NA)

104 In a way, this may be worse than prison.

A guy walking around with influence having been evaporated and everyone knowing all the crap he's done.


The guy has spent his 50 some years on earth banging hookers, doing drugs, and getting the best food, drink, and lodging available in the modern world. All for being the bagman of his father.

If he spends the rest of his like in anonymity working at some leftist sinecure it is no punishment. Hell 50% of humanity would take this deal in a heartbeat.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2025 01:26 PM (t0Rmr)

105 >>>97 I'm picturing Hunter as Mike Damone in Fast Times at Ridgemont High sitting on his bed calling his contacts looking for money.

Two tickets for Cheap Trick... the charisma of Robbie Zander!

Posted by: ace at March 06, 2025 01:26 PM (KRtlO)

106 Let he who hasn't cronked an eight ball at an orgy cast the first stone.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 06, 2025 01:27 PM (jc0TO)

107 Media headline:

Popular Artist See Sagging Sales, a Troubling Sign of a Pending Recession

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 06, 2025 01:27 PM (uLKZx)

108 Hell, I'm currently have a cold or flu. Maybe I coukd just give her a knock off.....
Posted by: Stateless...46% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 06, 2025 01:25 PM (jvJvP)
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Hmm, imagine a painting called, "Running from both ends" created after eating bad chicken.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 06, 2025 01:27 PM (tT6L1)

109 masterpieces in the morning art thread???
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at March 06, 2025 01:08 PM (Cw7cn)

Apparently a lot of them look like crap
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2025 01:09 PM (D7oie

When was that a problem? Remember nekkid lardass on ottoman?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 06, 2025 01:28 PM (kzHlT)

110 Hunter should cut off one of his ears. Sales through the roof!

Or not.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at March 06, 2025 01:28 PM (g8Ew8)

111 Hunter must be hiding a lot of his cash offshore, or in a safe. Or maybe he spent it all on hookers and blow ... and has no self control?

His favorite hooker, the one that got COVID relief funds for her "business", told him he was doing too many drugs and having sex with too many different women.

And I have to say, she probably is an expert on just this topic...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2025 01:28 PM (t0Rmr)

112 A father's love is not like that of a square.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2025 01:19 PM (Hpe9G)

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Two-dimensional love lacks depth.

Posted by: ShainS -- America is my favorite drama - I cancelled Amazon Prime at March 06, 2025 01:28 PM (KRNKG)

113 "Pot will get you through tough times without money better than money will get you through tough times without pot."

The reality is that no one has ever OD'd on pot or died from pot w/d. The same cannot be said for many drugs, including (and especially) alcohol, which can get you coming and going.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 06, 2025 01:28 PM (KAi1n)

114 It's ok Joe will issue an EO today that mandates the purchasing of a hunter original by every household in America.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2025 01:28 PM (MGB5H)

115 Struggling to pay bills. Art won't sell. Spiraling into drug-fueled insanity.

Now you are an artist, Hunter. Now you are an artist.

Posted by: Retarded American at March 06, 2025 01:29 PM (48vyG)

116 Apparently cocaine is even more expensive than eggs.

Posted by: Clay at March 06, 2025 01:29 PM (vTnR5)

117 I cannot find sympathy for a guy who sold out his country for hookers and blow, literally, and is now whining that the money train has stopped.

He gives honest drug addicts a bad name.

Guy should be swinging from the end of a rope alongside most of the rest of that filthy, corrupt, treasonous family.

He should consider himself lucky that we allow him to continue to breathe our air and just disappear into whatever gutter that fate chooses for him.

May he die cold, strung out, in a pool of his own urine and vomit, having had Andrew Gillum and Adam Schiff up his rectum for his one last hit.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 06, 2025 01:29 PM (i24o9)

118 This reminds me of when the Clinton charity went from bringing in many millions a year to bringing in almost nothing after 2016.

Not sure why I made that connection, probably unrelated.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 06, 2025 01:29 PM (uCjyK)

119 There are only 3 counties. One is entirely responsible for Joe Biden. That is all he ever did, win 1 flipping county. And they caused all of this. He would have been nothing without that stupid 1 county.

True, true.

However we in PA recognized the Biden menace and exiled him at age 8. We didn’t tell him where to go, he just picked DE, because like the sneaky little tunt he is, he spent twenty years trying to crash our border until he finally gained traction in Blue Hen world.

Posted by: kallisto at March 06, 2025 01:29 PM (E70Gb)

120 I have a painting of Billy Carter's horse that strangely has not increased in value at all. It hasn't decreased in value either though, so I guess it's doing better than the market.

Posted by: fd at March 06, 2025 01:29 PM (uH1zk)

121 Gonna be tough to pay his dealer(s) now, huh?

And what's gonna happen when he doesn't? I don't think those businesses are just going to accept a piece of paper from a bankruptcy judge.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 06, 2025 01:30 PM (/y8xj)

122
The reality is that no one has ever OD'd on pot or died from pot w/d. The same cannot be said for many drugs, including (and especially) alcohol, which can get you coming and going.


I've known successful people that use pot. But pretty much every unsuccessful person I've known is a heavy user.

Correlation isn't causation but there is a pattern here.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2025 01:30 PM (t0Rmr)

123 Did someone say cocaine?!!?!

Posted by: Volodomyr "Z-Dog" Zelenskyyyyy at March 06, 2025 01:30 PM (Sa0bK)

124 The hits just keep coming! I'm only left to wonder how the GOP will screw it up.

Posted by: Weasel at March 06, 2025 01:30 PM (f8e6O)

125 Mrs. E and I painted the entire exterior of our house in a weekend.

Posted by: Eromero at March 06, 2025 01:30 PM (+OGoe)

126 Can I plug my book here? I've sold 1100 copies of a book about true American heroes, Navy EOD Warriors and Their Families (at Amazon.com), and I'm grateful for every single person who purchased a copy of the book because 50% of the royalties from book sales are split between the NAVY SPECIAL OPERATIONS FOUNDATION and the EOD WARRIOR FOUNDATION.

And worthless Hunter has the nerve to complain about recent book sales?!? Some nerve. A truly shameless individual. Now claiming "poverty."

Posted by: FIIGMO at March 06, 2025 01:31 PM (R/nr4)

127 Dementia? No problem. Corruption that would make Boss Tweed blush? No problem.

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"Blush at its amateurishness, maybe."
-Boss Tweed

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 06, 2025 01:31 PM (GBKbO)

128 JackStraw - how many counties in the Great State of Rhode Island?

Posted by: Gref at March 06, 2025 01:31 PM (aBgBM)

129 There is literally no way you could convince me you had a source for Cocaine that is safe, these days.

Unless you are in Peru, making your own Artisan Cocaine, you are rolling a loaded set of dice.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2025 01:31 PM (oa1NA)

130 Hunter Biden's Sales of His "Artworks" Have "Slowed to a Trickle"
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Pardon?

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2025 01:20 PM (Hpe9G)

lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 06, 2025 01:31 PM (i24o9)

131 Daily Mail Online
@MailOnline

I told the world I got my girlfriend and her MOTHER pregnant at the same time... I don't regret it and we all still share a bed

https://tinyurl.com/56de32ke

Posted by: Mister Ghost at March 06, 2025 01:31 PM (TGPs7)

132 Apropos of nothing but "art", my mother appears to have been a member of some kind of commemorative plate of the month club or something. Dozens and dozens, still in the packaging.

I don't know whether to put them on eBay at Best Offer or use them for targets.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 06, 2025 01:31 PM (jc0TO)

133 Let he who hasn't cronked an eight ball at an orgy cast the first stone.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
......

*picks up stone*
*hesitates*
*drops stone*

Posted by: wth at March 06, 2025 01:31 PM (v0R5T)

134 "How much for this painting if my son needs a pardon?"

Posted by: Socratease at March 06, 2025 01:31 PM (t8Egx)

135 Hunter does not even get the three hots and a cot. He could have painted in prison too. Thanks Dad.

Posted by: Francis at March 06, 2025 01:31 PM (bbuBP)

136 The real punishment is that Hunter has to live with himself.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2025 01:31 PM (Hpe9G)

137 Wow. Sure hope Hunter doesn't wind up blowing hoboes behind the 7-11 for meth.

Because that would be just awful!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 06, 2025 01:31 PM (wtvvX)

138 May he die cold, strung out, in a pool of his own urine and vomit, having had Andrew Gillum and Adam Schiff up his rectum for his one last hit.

As a point to consider here, if DeSantis comes up a little short against the Gillum fraud machine we would have had 2 terms of Hillary and would now be starting a term of whoever the next heir of the left would be - Newsome, Fuhrer Whitmer, etc

Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2025 01:32 PM (t0Rmr)

139 Ah, she's back.

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2025 01:32 PM (77rzZ)

140 Zelensky doesn't even have to slip Hunter a few million on the side, because he knows Hunter can easily die due to an accidental overdose.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 06, 2025 01:32 PM (tT6L1)

141 I've known successful people that use pot. But pretty much every unsuccessful person I've known is a heavy user.

Correlation isn't causation but there is a pattern here.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2025 01:30 PM (t0Rmr)

It's weird. I have highly successful friends who puff away at their robot dick weed pens all day and are productive members of society and whatnot.

But I also know quite a few people who sit in their moms basement smoking bongs all day and eating McDonalds.

I know when I smoked pot when I was younger, I was closer to the later, which is why I backed way off on weed as I got older. But I guess it affects different people differently.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 06, 2025 01:32 PM (uCjyK)

142 JackStraw - how many counties in the Great State of Rhode Island?
Posted by: Gref at March 06, 2025 01:31 PM (aBgBM)

Never heard of it.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2025 01:32 PM (MGB5H)

143 Ok, what sinecure can Hunter Biden really expect? Biden is dead to the Democrats (and some would say he's brain dead anyway). There's no influence there. Harris is a joke and is ignored.

So what net positive would come from an org shoveling money to the drug addict son of a disgraced guy who is being Trotskied by his own party? I'm not seeing one.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 06, 2025 01:32 PM (MvZ7K)

144 Ha trhis story always reminds me of that movie with James Cann and Hugh Grant where Burt Young (rocky) plays a gangster who runs a scam laundering money with crazy pictures painted by his son. One is of Jesus on the cross and he has a machine gun shooting people.
I swear Hunter had to have seen the movie...
oh yeah Mickey Blue Eyes
trailer..2 mins https://tinyurl.com/4bs2z464

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 06, 2025 01:32 PM (x5Jut)

145 re 118: i was gonna post the same thing but laptop always knows the best time to crap out.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 06, 2025 01:32 PM (CWTWj)

146 Posted by: wth at March 06, 2025 01:25 PM (v0R5T)

Yes she was making googly eyes at him, and in Italy she gave a speech telling the Italian censors to leave my boyfriend, I mean Elon, alone!!!

facciebrutte

Posted by: kallisto at March 06, 2025 01:32 PM (E70Gb)

147 Mrs. E and I painted the entire exterior of our house in a weekend.

Posted by: Eromero

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Can you see through any of your windows?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 06, 2025 01:33 PM (k/U8Z)

148 So he made roughly $1,469,000.00 on his "art" in the span of 2 or 3 years and he's in financial straights now?

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 06, 2025 01:33 PM (qBdHI)

149 Hunter Biden painting sales, according to his lawyers in a new court filing:
2021-2024: 27
2024-2025: 1
What does that tell you?

Who was the 1 idiot?

Posted by: Inogame at March 06, 2025 01:33 PM (53oGX)

150 Hunter must have a steel nose to have gone thru that many millions and not be dead.

Posted by: DaveA at March 06, 2025 01:33 PM (FhXTo)

151 Does this mean that the pothead lawyer isn't paying his bills anymore?
Posted by: huerfano

His lawyer friend stopped funding him last year as he knew that the jig was up and he was never going to be repaid. The party is really over. He blew through millions and his only real job was being daddy's bag man. He is 55 years old with no job and with what prospects? How long do you think his wife is going to stay with him?

Posted by: Cheri at March 06, 2025 01:33 PM (oiNtH)

152 Speaking of shocking, devastating news from the Art World:

NYT: 'Hamilton' Cancels Kennedy Center Run Over Trump's Takeover. "We're not going to be a part of it while it is the Trump Kennedy Center," said its creator, Lin-Manuel Miranda.

Mr. Seller said the "Hamilton" team believed that Mr. Trump "took away our national arts center for all of us."

Outstanding move by Miranda and all concerned. The last thing trump's new acquisition deserves is a work as brilliant and noble as "Hamilton." Let trump and his goons book Ted Nugent or Kid Rock in its place.

Trump is toxic to majority of Americans. Trump is a racist.
Trump is not ever going get the GOOD performances in his vile “Center”. Fill its schedule with "Springtime for Hitler".

Maybe they will do civil war reenacments now. With a revised ending: The Confederacy wins and spreads slavery throughout the Americas

I saw that one group -- Gay Men's Chorus maybe? -- will do their concert instead nearby like in Maryland -- maybe Hamilton will move to a nearby theater too?

I applaud what they're doing, but Trump won't care. He'll just blame it all DEI and the "trans" and "gays".

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 06, 2025 01:34 PM (JCZqz)

153 The publishing houses can't do their usual Dem money laundering for memoirs schtick with Biden because he's a veg.
Someone will pay Jill to dish dirty laundry about every Dem because she's otherwise going to go broke . Bitter recriminations is all the Bidens have left

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2025 01:34 PM (2Km7O)

154 I told the world I got my girlfriend and her MOTHER pregnant at the same time... I don't regret it and we all still share a bed

https://tinyurl.com/56de32ke
Posted by: Mister Ghost at March 06, 2025 01:31 PM (TGPs7)

Just call him Ray-Ray

Posted by: Could be Tyrone at March 06, 2025 01:34 PM (5TbUi)

155 Maybe he can get a teaching gig at a University

Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2025 01:24 PM (mB6WH)

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When is Musk gonna finally fund his college: Texas Institute of Technology & Science (TITS)?

Posted by: ShainS -- America is my favorite drama - I cancelled Amazon Prime at March 06, 2025 01:34 PM (KRNKG)

156 >>I know when I smoked pot when I was younger, I was closer to the later, which is why I backed way off on weed as I got older. But I guess it affects different people differently.


Lotta 'A' Type personalities are highly functional potheads.

Up at 4:30-5 am...hitting the pipe and getting at it. Most of the people I know are like this.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2025 01:34 PM (oa1NA)

157 So he made roughly $1,469,000.00 on his "art" in the span of 2 or 3 years and he's in financial straights now?

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 06, 2025 01:33 PM (qBdHI)

I am shocked, shocked, that a crackhead cannot be trusted with sound financial management and planning.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 06, 2025 01:34 PM (i24o9)

158 And, by the way, guys. NEVER hit a woman unless they hit you first:

https://tinyurl.com/yckx5res

Posted by: Orson at March 06, 2025 01:35 PM (dIske)

159 I rate the Cruelty in the headline of this post only 0.5 Hansons.

But, with so many targets lately, I can understand if the Cruelty Reserves have been depleted.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 06, 2025 01:35 PM (uLKZx)

160 2024-2025: 1
What does that tell you?

Who was the 1 idiot?
Posted by: Inogame at March 06, 2025 01:33 PM (53oGX)

Zelensky

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2025 01:35 PM (Hpe9G)

161 It must be quite a surprise for Hunter to find out he's broke. Maybe dear old dad did a better job of hiding the cash than we realized.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 06, 2025 01:11 PM (tT6L1)
_________________

Dear old dad probably hid the money, but now doesn't remember where.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2025 01:35 PM (YqDXo)

162 117 I cannot find sympathy for a guy who sold out his country for hookers and blow,

I'm from Canada.

Make me an offer....

Posted by: Stateless...46% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 06, 2025 01:35 PM (jvJvP)

163 Outstanding move by Miranda and all concerned. The last thing trump's new acquisition deserves is a work as brilliant and noble as "Hamilton." Let trump and his goons book Ted Nugent or Kid Rock in its place.


Then they will finally turn a profit, though WWE is where the money is.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 06, 2025 01:35 PM (jc0TO)

164 Hunter must be hiding a lot of his cash offshore, or in a safe. Or maybe he spent it all on hookers and blow ... and has no self control?

He does not strike me as a man who denies himself anything

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2025 01:35 PM (2VST1)

165 Hunter Biden painting sales, according to his lawyers in a new court filing:
2021-2024: 27
2024-2025: 1
What does that tell you?


What a wild coincidence that people bought Joe Biden's son's art while Joe Biden was president. And continuing the coincidences I bet every single buyer also had business that they wanted Joe Biden involved in.

Anyone have Pam Bondi's number? After I ask her on a date I'll see if she does actually plan on doing any work in her new gig because I've got some ideas...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2025 01:35 PM (t0Rmr)

166 If I have to see that Democrat congresswomen "fighting" video one more time, I think I'll scream. What embarrassing retards!

I apologize for some in my species.....

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 06, 2025 01:35 PM (qBdHI)

167 Ok, what sinecure can Hunter Biden really expect? Biden is dead to the Democrats (and some would say he's brain dead anyway). There's no influence there. Harris is a joke and is ignored.

So what net positive would come from an org shoveling money to the drug addict son of a disgraced guy who is being Trotskied by his own party? I'm not seeing one.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 06, 2025 01:32 PM (MvZ7K)

Because usually the Deep State takes care of its own. Much easier to give Hunter a no show job at a think tank or whatever than to have a desperate broke crack head hunter who knows all of the deep state secrets running around out there.

The other alternative is that he OD's on cocaine spiked with fentanyl or something of that nature IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 06, 2025 01:35 PM (uCjyK)

168 The reality is that no one has ever OD'd on pot or died from pot w/d.
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How sure are we of that nowadays? I don't mean "pot" in its strictest use of the word, but with the possibility of fentanal being *anywhere* these days, I couldn't imagine smoking "pot", particularly if it came from the street.

Posted by: Crusader at March 06, 2025 01:36 PM (azSra)

169 Trump is toxic to majority of Americans. Trump is a racist.
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And yet Kamala was less popular. Bwahahahaah

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2025 01:36 PM (Hpe9G)

170 Maybe they will do civil war reenacments now. With a revised ending: The Confederacy wins and spreads slavery throughout the Americas

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Ummm those were the democrats.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2025 01:36 PM (MGB5H)

171 How is KJP making a living these days?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 06, 2025 01:36 PM (paSBy)

172 And, by the way, guys. NEVER hit a woman unless they hit you first:

https://tinyurl.com/yckx5res


MTG would take all of them at the same time and barely break a sweat.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2025 01:36 PM (t0Rmr)

173 Outstanding move by Miranda and all concerned. The last thing trump's new acquisition deserves is a work as brilliant and noble as "Hamilton." Let trump and his goons book Ted Nugent or Kid Rock in its place.

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Hamilton has every problem with a biopic of a person's life:

Too thin, too short, and far more concerned with drawing out points of history than trying to tell the story of a man.

But, it has pop rap that effete cosmopolitan progressives like, so that makes it brilliant.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 06, 2025 01:36 PM (GBKbO)

174 Is there any chance Hunter could challenge Christopher Coons for Delaware US Senator in 2026?

Posted by: mr tmz at March 06, 2025 01:36 PM (rJ48h)

175 Mr. Seller said the "Hamilton" team believed that Mr. Trump "took away our national arts center for all of us."

No, not its still right there. Where it always has been. It only looks like its going away because you are running from it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2025 01:37 PM (2VST1)

176
I'm surprised Hunter Biden still has a functioning brain after the astronomical quantities of drugs he's consumed.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 06, 2025 01:37 PM (biznJ)

177 Little Orphan Karine no home yet.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 06, 2025 01:37 PM (jc0TO)

178 Is there any chance Hunter could challenge Christopher Coons for Delaware US Senator in 2026?

If they end up debating make sure Coons has Narcan on him.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2025 01:37 PM (t0Rmr)

179 Bitter recriminations is all the Bidens have left

--

Wait, so Hollywood is already out for Grandpa Dementia?

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 06, 2025 01:37 PM (qBdHI)

180 Below, noted Democrat Operative Chuck Todd attacks Joe Biden for running in 2020. 2020, yes.

But he refuses to be honest and concede that Biden had dementia even five years ago. And he refuses to admit that Biden was selling his office in an influence-peddling operation, and that his brothers, children, and even grandchildren were paying paid off by Biden's foreign patrons.

He won't admit these things because he's spent years denying that. Biden may have been wrong to run at all, but Chuck Todd will never admit he was wrong.

So instead, he makes his case against Biden running in 2020 based on most of Biden's children being drug addicts. This, he says, is the reason Biden shouldn't have run.

Dementia? No problem. Corruption that would make Boss Tweed blush? No problem.

Just that his loser son and whore daughter were drug addicts. That's the only knock on Joe Biden.



Say what you will about Chuck Todd, he isn't publishing a book about how he was fooled by the mastermind Bidens.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2025 01:37 PM (xCA6C)

181 110 Hunter should cut off one of his ears. Sales through the roof!

Or not.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at March 06, 2025 01:28 PM (g8Ew

Might I suggest something a bit lower on the anatomy ...

Posted by: Lorraina Bobbitt at March 06, 2025 01:38 PM (TTAGa)

182 They could do a musical about Aaron Burr.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 06, 2025 01:38 PM (U0o6X)

183 He does not strike me as a man who denies himself anything
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Sure he does: common sense, impulse control, consideration of consequences, etc.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 06, 2025 01:38 PM (KAi1n)

184 Mr. Seller said the "Hamilton" team believed that Mr. Trump "took away our national arts center for all of us."
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I'm gonna build a polling place in my backyard just to vote for him one more time.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2025 01:38 PM (Hpe9G)

185 Lotta 'A' Type personalities are highly functional potheads.

Up at 4:30-5 am...hitting the pipe and getting at it. Most of the people I know are like this.
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2025 01:34 PM (oa1NA)

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I would be back in bed by 6 am eating a bacon egg and cheese sandwich and watching Grateful Dead Live in Atlanta on YouTube if I did that.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 06, 2025 01:38 PM (uCjyK)

186 177 Little Orphan Karine no home yet.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 06, 2025 01:37 PM (jc0TO)

Maybe she and Hunter can share a cardboard box.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 06, 2025 01:38 PM (wtvvX)

187 They could do a musical about Aaron Burr.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 06, 2025 01:38 PM


With an all Asian cast.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 06, 2025 01:39 PM (jc0TO)

188 Let trump and his goons book Ted Nugent or Kid Rock in its place.

Then they will finally turn a profit, though WWE is where the money is.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

I actually hope Trump does something like that. WWE Capitol Smackdown or somesuch, with Trump in attendance. His supporters would love it, and the Left would meltdown over the debasement of their pinnacle of culture. Imagine the NYT opinions about it looking like the sacking of Rome by Vandals lol.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 06, 2025 01:39 PM (JCZqz)

189
But, it has pop rap that effete cosmopolitan progressives like, so that makes it brilliant.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein

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That's the Dr Zeus number, right?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 06, 2025 01:39 PM (k/U8Z)

190 What is funny about Hunter's paintings is that they are so bad they might increase in value as the Bidens dirtbag behavior becomes more known. "Look everybody it's a Hunter Biden"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2025 01:39 PM (2Km7O)

191 I know when I smoked pot when I was younger, I was closer to the later, which is why I backed way off on weed as I got older. But I guess it affects different people differently.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 06, 2025 01:32 PM (uCjyK)

Same here. The "highly successful pot addict" notion is like the promise of becoming a successful OnlyFans thot, I suspect. A lot of people aspire to that. Some are able to hack it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 06, 2025 01:39 PM (i24o9)

192 But, it has pop rap that effete cosmopolitan progressives like, so that makes it brilliant.

They like it as much as they like those IPAs they all swear are delicious. IOW, they don't. It's a pose.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2025 01:39 PM (xCA6C)

193 Rhode Island has five counties, but no county governments.

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2025 01:39 PM (77rzZ)

194 How many whores and dealers will be laid off now?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 06, 2025 01:39 PM (yGfhw)

195 189 That's the Dr Zeus number, right?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 06, 2025 01:39 PM (k/U8Z)

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Off Broadway production of Planet of the Apes: The Musical, starring Troy McClure, star of The President's Neck is Missing > Hamilton

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 06, 2025 01:39 PM (GBKbO)

196 So he made roughly $1,469,000.00 on his "art" in the span of 2 or 3 years and he's in financial straights now?

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

Posted by: I'm Rick James, Bitch! at March 06, 2025 01:40 PM (Cw7cn)

197 158 And, by the way, guys. NEVER hit a woman unless they hit you first:

https://tinyurl.com/yckx5res
Posted by: Orson at March 06, 2025 01:35 PM (dIske)

Sweet fancy Moses.

Posted by: Pathetic and pathetic at March 06, 2025 01:40 PM (5TbUi)

198 The next Pope.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2025 01:40 PM (Hpe9G)

199 How much todd would a todd chuck chuck if a todd chuck could chuck todd?

Posted by: SFGoth at March 06, 2025 01:40 PM (KAi1n)

200 150 Hunter must have a steel nose to have gone thru that many millions and not be dead.
Posted by: DaveA at March 06, 2025 01:33 PM (FhXTo)


Plastic surgeons can fix that right up.

Posted by: Stevie Nicks at March 06, 2025 01:40 PM (PiwSw)

201 171 How is KJP making a living these days?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

$20 at a time.

Posted by: KJP at March 06, 2025 01:40 PM (JCZqz)

202 They could do a musical about Aaron Burr.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 06, 2025 01:38 PM

With an all Asian cast.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Aalon Bull

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2025 01:40 PM (77rzZ)

203 That's the Dr Zeus number, right?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 06, 2025 01:39 PM (k/U8Z)

_____________________

No no....you're thinking of Green Eggs and Kosher Chicken

Posted by: Orson at March 06, 2025 01:40 PM (dIske)

204 171 How is KJP making a living these days?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 06, 2025 01:36 PM (paSBy)

According to her webpage, she is selling a book and taking bookings for speeches.

So the normal corruption.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 06, 2025 01:41 PM (uCjyK)

205 re132: go on line and see if they're worth everything. there's a 'married with children' episode in which peggy is collecting plates, one of which is the last supper featuring the kids from the little rascals... doesn't buckwheat make a haunting judas, she says

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 06, 2025 01:41 PM (CWTWj)

206 "Given the positive feedback and reviews of my artwork and memoir, I was expecting to obtain paid speaking engagements and paid appearances, but that has not happened,"

come on that is HILARIOUS

Posted by: Black Orchid at March 06, 2025 01:41 PM (Pv3Rg)

207 148 So he made roughly $1,469,000.00 on his "art" in the span of 2 or 3 years and he's in financial straights now?
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 06, 2025 01:33 PM (qBdHI)

Art supplies are expensive.
And by art supplies, I mean cocaine and hookers.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 06, 2025 01:41 PM (YtQZg)

208 https://tinyurl.com/yckx5res
Posted by: Orson at March 06, 2025 01:35 PM (dIske)

Sweet fancy Moses.


I haven't seen a dead party this adrift since the plague ships.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2025 01:41 PM (xCA6C)

209 I actually hope Trump does something like that. WWE Capitol Smackdown or somesuch, with Trump in attendance. His supporters would love it, and the Left would meltdown over the debasement of their pinnacle of culture. Imagine the NYT opinions about it looking like the sacking of Rome by Vandals lol.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 06, 2025 01:39 PM (JCZqz)

It's not big enough for the traditional PLEs like summer slam, but they could definitely hold one of the smaller ones or even a RAW there. It would genius.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2025 01:41 PM (MGB5H)

210 Hey, The Zeitgeist is fickle mistress, one minute you're the cat's pajamas, next minute you can't get seated at a main table at Spago.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 06, 2025 01:42 PM (ia9ej)

211 And, by the way, guys. NEVER hit a woman unless they hit you first:

https://tinyurl.com/yckx5res

Posted by: Orson at March 06, 2025 01:35 PM (dIske)
______________

That was the most ridiculous crap I've ever seen.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2025 01:42 PM (YqDXo)

212 I do know how Hunter could make a bundle.

He could turn on his family and write the tell-all of all tell-alls. Every last nasty bit of the Biden Crime family's dirty deeds done not dirt cheap. Of course that includes his own actions but he can explain that he was only trying to keep a father's love, blah, blah. Also including the last year of the Biden WH and how he was in high level meetings with no security clearance because his father was non compos mentis. How Jill orchestrated elder abuse for her own power aspirations, the behind the scenes with Harris, etc. Include all of the Dem power players including the media and how they schemed to protect the potato head. His uncles crimes over the years, every last bit.

Posted by: Cheri at March 06, 2025 01:42 PM (oiNtH)

213 Art supplies are expensive.
And by art supplies, I mean cocaine and hookers.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 06, 2025 01:41 PM (YtQZg)
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To be fair, a lot of artists have used cocaine and hookers as their muse.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 06, 2025 01:42 PM (tT6L1)

214 The Big Guy is probably not long for this world, do Hunter should be fine once he gets his 10% back as an inheritance.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 06, 2025 01:42 PM (zPjZn)

215 I cannot find sympathy for a guy who sold out his country for hookers and blow,

I'm from Canada.

Make me an offer....

Posted by: Stateless...46% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 06, 2025 01:35 PM (jvJvP)

For Canada? Lena Dunham and some leftover phenobarbitol from the cat's seizures, and that's when I am feeling charitable.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 06, 2025 01:42 PM (i24o9)

216 Maybe he can get a teaching gig at a University

Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2025 01:24 PM (mB6WH)

Maybe he can get a job at Whats A Matta_U

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 06, 2025 01:42 PM (x5Jut)

217 'Hamilton' Cancels Kennedy Center Run Over Trump's Takeover. "We're not going to be a part of it while it is the Trump Kennedy Center," said its creator, Lin-Manuel Miranda.

Please tell me there were cancellation fees that they had to pay. Lie to me if you must.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 06, 2025 01:42 PM (hB7mE)

218 215 For Canada? Lena Dunham and some leftover phenobarbitol from the cat's seizures, and that's when I am feeling charitable.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 06, 2025 01:42 PM (i24o9)

======

Lena Dunham votes for mass immigration because she hopes at least one of the migrant men will grope her on the subway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 06, 2025 01:43 PM (GBKbO)

219 206 "Given the positive feedback and reviews of my artwork and memoir, I was expecting to obtain paid speaking engagements and paid appearances, but that has not happened,"

come on that is HILARIOUS
Posted by: Black Orchid at March 06, 2025 01:41 PM (Pv3Rg)

______________________________

Recommended speaking engagement: "Hi, my name is Hunter, and I'm an addict."

"HI HUNTER"

Posted by: Orson at March 06, 2025 01:43 PM (dIske)

220 That was the most ridiculous crap I've ever seen.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2025 01:42 PM (YqDXo)
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Remember, every time you say that, Democrats take it as a challenge.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 06, 2025 01:43 PM (tT6L1)

221 How is KJP making a living these days?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

$20 at a time.


Same as in town.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at March 06, 2025 01:43 PM (Cw7cn)

222 How sure are we of that nowadays? I don't mean "pot" in its strictest use of the word, but with the possibility of fentanal being *anywhere* these days, I couldn't imagine smoking "pot", particularly if it came from the street.
Posted by: Crusader at March 06, 2025 01:36 PM (azSra)

No one is purposely putting expensive fentanyl in pot. It could be cross contaminated though, I guess.

But anyways, I live in a civilized state where you buy your pot at a store like normal people.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 06, 2025 01:43 PM (uCjyK)

223 So those 5 Biden paintings I bought weren't a good investment?

Shit.

Posted by: Ripley at March 06, 2025 01:43 PM (GUOwU)

224 Same here. The "highly successful pot addict" notion is like the promise of becoming a successful OnlyFans thot, I suspect. A lot of people aspire to that. Some are able to hack it.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 06, 2025 01:39 PM (i24o9)

By and large, potheads are just full of shit. They think they can handle their drugs the same way that drunks are sure they can drive.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 06, 2025 01:43 PM (YtQZg)

225 204 171 How is KJP making a living these days?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 06, 2025 01:36 PM (paSBy)

According to her webpage, she is selling a book and taking bookings for speeches.

So the normal corruption.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 06, 2025 01:41 PM (uCjyK)
________________

Is it a coloring book? I mean, a book of color?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2025 01:43 PM (YqDXo)

226 208 https://tinyurl.com/yckx5res
Posted by: Orson at March 06, 2025 01:35 PM (dIske

Someone on 'X' asked if he could fight themand teach the stupid bitches a little bit about biology.

Posted by: Stateless...46% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 06, 2025 01:43 PM (jvJvP)

227 It is kind of fascinating that the greasy lawyer guy cut him off well before the election. He saw things clearer than most of the left. Maybe some of it was his own money.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 06, 2025 01:43 PM (33LJY)

228 The Big Guy is probably not long for this world, do Hunter should be fine once he gets his 10% back as an inheritance.

Except that he'll leave all his "earnings" to Dr. Jill, with whom Hunter has a fraught relationship. That's right, I said it. It's FRAUGHT.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2025 01:44 PM (xCA6C)

229 do know how Hunter could make a bundle.

He could turn on his family and write the tell-all of all tell-alls. Every last nasty bit of the Biden Crime family's dirty deeds done not dirt cheap


If he started writing such a book we'd find out he coincidentally OD'd and died after accidentally destroying the manuscript. Oh and any video cameras and such in his dwelling had all just failed at the same time

Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2025 01:44 PM (t0Rmr)

230 213 To be fair, a lot of artists have used cocaine and hookers as their muse.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 06, 2025 01:42 PM (tT6L1)

Most of them at least used the hookers as models. Hunter just makes disjointed shapes. Yeah, it's better than Jackson Pollack, but not by much.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 06, 2025 01:44 PM (zPjZn)

231 The Big Guy is probably not long for this world, do Hunter should be fine once he gets his 10% back as an inheritance.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 06, 2025 01:42 PM (zPjZn)

He ain't getting shit!

Posted by: Dr. Jill at March 06, 2025 01:44 PM (L1JuH)

232
Just that his loser son and whore daughter were drug addicts.



That's almost certainly not accurate. There's no evidence that his daughter took money in exchange for sex.

So, whore? No, probably not. It'd be more accurate to describe her as a slut or slattern.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2025 01:44 PM (y9nCu)

233 I forged a Hunter Biden painting, and now I can't sell the forgery for jack shit.

On the plus side, it was a pretty easy job.

Posted by: Bombadil at March 06, 2025 01:44 PM (MX0bI)

234 re132: go on line and see if they're worth everything. there's a 'married with children' episode in which peggy is collecting plates, one of which is the last supper featuring the kids from the little rascals... doesn't buckwheat make a haunting judas, she says

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 06, 2025 01:41 PM (CWTWj)

I really wanted to get my sister a ChiaObama for Christmas, but I have let the opportunity pass. Fortune favors the bold, I guess.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 06, 2025 01:44 PM (i24o9)

235 229 If he started writing such a book we'd find out he coincidentally OD'd and died after accidentally destroying the manuscript. Oh and any video cameras and such in his dwelling had all just failed at the same time
Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2025 01:44 PM (t0Rmr)

======

If the book got published, it would sell 10,000 copies, at best, because no one gives a shit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 06, 2025 01:44 PM (GBKbO)

236 He could turn on his family and write the tell-all of all tell-alls. Every last nasty bit of the Biden Crime family's dirty deeds done not dirt cheap. Of course that includes his own actions but he can explain that he was only trying to keep a father's love, blah, blah. Also including the last year of the Biden WH and how he was in high level meetings with no security clearance because his father was non compos mentis. How Jill orchestrated elder abuse for her own power aspirations, the behind the scenes with Harris, etc. Include all of the Dem power players including the media and how they schemed to protect the potato head. His uncles crimes over the years, every last bit.
Posted by: Cheri at March 06, 2025 01:42 PM (oiNtH)

He could. And he has full immunity.

But I think if he started writing such a book, the Deep State would have him killed in about two seconds flat.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 06, 2025 01:44 PM (uCjyK)

237 Biden exterminated 200 million chickens.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 06, 2025 01:45 PM (U0o6X)

238 Is it a coloring book? I mean, a book of color?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

A book experiencing colorness.

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2025 01:45 PM (77rzZ)

239 Up at 4:30-5 am...hitting the pipe and getting at it. Most of the people I know are like this.
Posted by: garrett

A large number of the best college team debaters when I did the activity late 80's/early 90's were heavy pot users. (I didn't at all, being in the reserves.) It's either copacetic with your brain chemistry or it's not.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 06, 2025 01:45 PM (KAi1n)

240 The near disappearance of sales of Hunter's work just illustrates the collapse of good taste since Trump was elected. That must be it.

Posted by: Paco at March 06, 2025 01:45 PM (mADJX)

241 And, by the way, guys. NEVER hit a woman unless they hit you first:

https://tinyurl.com/yckx5res

Posted by: Orson


How dare they use the Super Smash Brothers select screen music!

Nintendo should sue them jointly and severally.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 06, 2025 01:45 PM (hB7mE)

242 That's almost certainly not accurate. There's no evidence that his daughter took money in exchange for sex.

So, whore? No, probably not. It'd be more accurate to describe her as a slut or slattern.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2025 01:44 PM (y9nCu)


What about sex for drugs? (NOTE: this would apply to Beau's widow Hallie, I think)

Posted by: blaster at March 06, 2025 01:45 PM (xhfG9)

243 Remember the DC intern that was sharing the info on how Hillary stole the primary from Sanders and coincidentally got mugged to death even though nothing of his was stolen?

Democrats don't do well if they try and share what really goes on behind the scenes...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2025 01:45 PM (t0Rmr)

244 Rhode Island has five counties, but no county governments.
Posted by: Bulg
------

Well, it's a Plantation, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2025 01:46 PM (XeU6L)

245 That's almost certainly not accurate. There's no evidence that his daughter took money in exchange for sex.

So, whore? No, probably not. It'd be more accurate to describe her as a slut or slattern.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2025 01:44 PM (y9nCu)

I'm sure she traded sex for drugs numerous times. So it fits.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2025 01:46 PM (MGB5H)

246 And, by the way, guys. NEVER hit a woman unless they hit you first:

https://tinyurl.com/yckx5res

Posted by: Orson at March 06, 2025 01:35 PM (dIske)
___________________

Look out Seal Team Six!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2025 01:46 PM (YqDXo)

247 238 Is it a coloring book? I mean, a book of color?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

A book experiencing colorness.


I think you mean spectrally diverse.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2025 01:46 PM (xCA6C)

248 237 Biden exterminated 200 million chickens.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 06, 2025 01:45 PM (U0o6X)


Those are rookie numbers.

Posted by: Harland Sanders at March 06, 2025 01:46 PM (PiwSw)

249 I suspect Biden, Inc. has a lot of money parked offshore, but can't access it without the Trump DoJ seeing it.

Posted by: Eric at March 06, 2025 01:46 PM (a2F+C)

250 The Art Thread has never featured even one of Hunter's artworks. Sad!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2025 01:47 PM (a3Q+t)

251 Biden exterminated 200 million chickens.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 06, 2025 01:45 PM (U0o6X)

Those are rookie numbers.
Posted by: Harland Sanders at March 06, 2025 01:46 PM


I'm dying here.

This place, this place.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 06, 2025 01:47 PM (jc0TO)

252 To be fair, a lot of artists have used cocaine and hookers as their muse.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

Herman Rarebell (Scorpions drummer) said he wrote the lyrics to Rock You Like a Hurricane at 5am after waking up from a night of sex and coke.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 06, 2025 01:47 PM (KAi1n)

253 So those 5 Biden paintings I bought weren't a good investment?

Posted by: Ripley at March 06, 2025 01:43 PM (GUOwU)

No one said that

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2025 01:47 PM (Hpe9G)

254 He could. And he has full immunity.

But I think if he started writing such a book, the Deep State would have him killed in about two seconds flat.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 06, 2025 01:44 PM (uCjyK)

Musk should offer him - with pinky in right corner of his mouth - one million dollars.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 06, 2025 01:47 PM (i24o9)

255 158 And, by the way, guys. NEVER hit a woman unless they hit you first:

https://tinyurl.com/yckx5res

Posted by: Orson

Wait, what? I thought it was, never hit a woman unless she hits you back.

Posted by: Bombadil at March 06, 2025 01:48 PM (MX0bI)

256 Democrat women, including AOC and Crazy Crockett have released some dancing Tik Tok videos about "Choose your fighter".

Fox just played some of it. Unhinged "cringe" as the kids say.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at March 06, 2025 01:48 PM (w6EFb)

257 I'm reminded of the collapse of the Clinton Foundation collapse after Hillary's failed campaign.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2025 01:48 PM (XeU6L)

258 But anyways, I live in a civilized state where you buy your pot at a store like normal people.
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Interesting conundrum for folks in Oklahoma. The pot here can be purchased only with a state "medical" card. And you can get those ridiculously easy--"I sometimes have anxiety and don't sleep well" is good enough for them to hand you a card....BUT....

You would THEN be on the State record for using pot, which is ILLEGAL according to the Feds. Which means when you're ready to buy your next firearm your 2 choices are:

1) Perjure yourself on the Federal form
B) Tell the truth, and have the purchase denied.

Posted by: Crusader at March 06, 2025 01:48 PM (azSra)

259 Well, it's a Plantation, right?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2025 01:46 PM (XeU6L)


Not anymore. They felt guilty about the name, so they changed it.

Posted by: blaster at March 06, 2025 01:48 PM (xhfG9)

260 But he's a great artist. Better than Renvoir.

Posted by: TJ Jackson at March 06, 2025 01:48 PM (OzHHo)

261 Hunter Biden painting sales, according to his lawyers in a new court filing:

What does that tell you?
------------

Get a bigger brush?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2025 01:48 PM (bGbSt)

262 real story the employees unionized then boom next day.

Changes in Federal Funding Forces Sesame Workshop to ‘Downsize Significantly’ amid Layoffs

Just one day after unionizing, Sesame Workshop’s CEO announced layoffs, per a note to staff

Given that our largest single expense is people and benefits, we must downsize significantly and make what we hope will be temporary changes to our benefits and bonus program,” she added. “These changes are necessary to ensure that the Workshop is poised to continue to deliver on its mission for years to come, but that does not make the human impact of these reductions any less painful.”

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 06, 2025 01:48 PM (x5Jut)

263 That's almost certainly not accurate. There's no evidence that his daughter took money in exchange for sex.

So, whore? No, probably not. It'd be more accurate to describe her as a slut or slattern.


The story of how her diary went public is still a fascinating one. She was living with some guy for a while and then abruptly moved out leaving some of her things including the diary. Was she is girlfriend? Hooker? I mean...how many random women do rich guys let crash at their mansion if they aren't having some sort of romantic/sexual relations?

Anyway then the next woman to move in with this guy...and again girlfriend? Hooker? Etc? Found the diary and gave it to the right wing press.

Meanwhile the FNM claimed the diary was a fake AND then covered Biden having the woman arrested for stealing his daughter's diary. You can't steal a fake diary.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2025 01:49 PM (t0Rmr)

264 I'm reminded of the collapse of the Clinton Foundation collapse after Hillary's failed campaign.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2025 01:48 PM


A pattern emerges...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2025 01:49 PM (Wnv9h)

265 Drugs will get you through times of no sex better than sex will get you through times of no drugs.

Posted by: One of the Fabulous Furry Freak Bros at March 06, 2025 01:49 PM (a3Q+t)

266 The wife of a former work colleague was employed by some billionaire in Maryland who had his own private art museum. One of the items was a stack of vacuum cleaners smashed together and exhibited under glass. I think he paid half a million for it. Hunter might try hitting that guy up.

Posted by: Paco at March 06, 2025 01:49 PM (mADJX)

267 The Art Thread has never featured even one of Hunter's artworks. Sad!
--------
There's always tomorrow! Or Thanksgiving week!

Posted by: Crusader at March 06, 2025 01:49 PM (azSra)

268 You would THEN be on the State record for using pot, which is ILLEGAL according to the Feds. Which means when you're ready to buy your next firearm your 2 choices are:

1) Perjure yourself on the Federal form
B) Tell the truth, and have the purchase denied.
Posted by: Crusader at March 06, 2025 01:48 PM (azSra)

Then scan your ID when you buy pot in legal states. I assume the state knows who goes in to the stores.

I don't know, I was told by the entire media that everyone lies on those forms and its no big deal and no one ever gets in trouble for it unless theres a political witch hunt against you, like happened to Hunter Biden.

So I'm not concerned.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 06, 2025 01:49 PM (uCjyK)

269 Lena Dunham votes for mass immigration because she hopes at least one of the migrant men will grope her on the subway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 06, 2025 01:43 PM (GBKbO)
______________

Her only chance is if the subway is packed and the train lurches.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2025 01:49 PM (YqDXo)

270 It will be interesting to find out how much USAID paid for the art and legal fees.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Start raising women again at March 06, 2025 01:50 PM (uOckE)

271 Which means when you're ready to buy your next firearm your 2 choices are:

1) Perjure yourself on the Federal form
B) Tell the truth, and have the purchase denied.
Posted by: Crusader

Wait, your 2 choices are 1 and B? A little unorthodox but ok.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 06, 2025 01:50 PM (KAi1n)

272 OK, Hamilton.

I found a good parody called Spamilton. Doesn't skewer the original quite the way I'd like, but still entertaining.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 06, 2025 01:50 PM (PzXaK)

273 Got to hand it to Democrats, they are consistent in their denial of reality, even as reality continues to slap them in the face.

Any Democrat blaming Biden for running in 2020 needs to take a long look in the mirror and punch the bastard who did this to them as hard as they possibly can.

Posted by: Nutsy at March 06, 2025 01:50 PM (WvT5E)

274 Has Joe stopped being a caring father?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 06, 2025 01:50 PM (kTd/k)

275 273 Got to hand it to Democrats, they are consistent in their denial of reality, even as reality continues to slap them in the face.

Any Democrat blaming Biden for running in 2020 needs to take a long look in the mirror and punch the bastard who did this to them as hard as they possibly can.
Posted by: Nutsy at March 06, 2025 01:50 PM (WvT5E)

=====

Without Biden in the race, Bernie would have most likely won.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 06, 2025 01:51 PM (GBKbO)

276 Friend had a plantation in Costa Rica.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2025 01:51 PM (bGbSt)

277 270 It will be interesting to find out how much USAID paid for the art and legal fees.
Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Start raising women again at March 06, 2025 01:50 PM (uOckE)

100%...although it was considered decoration for NGO office spaces on the expense sheets...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2025 01:51 PM (exHjb)

278

EM' WIFFLE BALL ERWIN MOLLUSK!!1!1111!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at March 06, 2025 01:51 PM (5hfjS)

279 Costa Rican coffee is not for the faint of heart.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2025 01:51 PM (bGbSt)

280 250 The Art Thread has never featured even one of Hunter's artworks. - Duncanthrax

Let us be grateful for small favors.

Posted by: Paco at March 06, 2025 01:51 PM (mADJX)

281 Which means when you're ready to buy your next firearm your 2 choices are:

1) Perjure yourself on the Federal form
B) Tell the truth, and have the purchase denied.
Posted by: Crusader

3/C) Sue to get that restriction declared unconstitutional as a violation of the 2A. "Shall not be infringed". There's no exception because some fed losers prefer alcohol to pot.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 06, 2025 01:51 PM (KAi1n)

282 Biden exterminated 200 million chickens
-

Remember when science would try to figure out how to allow the strong, naturally resistant ones to reproduce instead of killing them?

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Start raising women again at March 06, 2025 01:52 PM (uOckE)

283 heh heh
BREAKING: Hunter Biden wondering why no one wants to buy his paintings anymore

https://tinyurl.com/4rxfkx32

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 06, 2025 01:52 PM (x5Jut)

284 First you get some money.

Then you get some drugs.

Then the girls show up and hang around.

- - Guys in my college dorm

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 06, 2025 01:52 PM (Aqu9a)

285 >>>Which means when you're ready to buy your next firearm your 2 choices are:

>>>1) Perjure yourself on the Federal form
>>>B) Tell the truth, and have the purchase denied.
Posted by: Crusader

Yeah, I had been sounding that alarm for years, and nobody cared.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 06, 2025 01:52 PM (i24o9)

286 OT: Easter is gonna be expensive this year. Try to convince your kids that candy and eggs are nice in small doses, and actual useful summer fun is where it's at.

Even Walmart, the location of lowest Easter prices, is high...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2025 01:52 PM (exHjb)

287
"In the 2 to 3 years prior to December 2023, I sold 27 pieces for art at an average price of $54,481.48, but since then I have only sold 1 piece of art for $36,000,"




Learn to code, bitch.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2025 01:52 PM (y9nCu)

288 I hate it when fraughtness seeps into a relationship.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 06, 2025 01:52 PM (paSBy)

289 Why do most of the Democrat women in thst "choose your fighter" video look like they are squatting to use the loo rather than getting in a fighting stance? They must have seen Rocky or The Karate Kid, or at least the Notre Dame logo.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 06, 2025 01:52 PM (zPjZn)

290 Wait, your 2 choices are 1 and B? A little unorthodox but ok.
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I could have sworn that is in the AoS style guide?

Posted by: Crusader at March 06, 2025 01:52 PM (azSra)

291 Remember, Hunter always claims to be broke when people want money from him.

He claimed to be broke when Navy's mom was asking for child support payments - while he was living in a $20,000/month rental in Malibu.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 06, 2025 01:52 PM (xTIDn)

292 Hunter Biden is the same age as me. If only I could sell $1.5 million in "art", I'd be retired right now and I'd have $1.25 million left over.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 06, 2025 01:52 PM (Wzq2W)

293 Which means when you're ready to buy your next firearm your 2 choices are:

1) Perjure yourself on the Federal form
B) Tell the truth, and have the purchase denied.
Posted by: Crusader

Wait, your 2 choices are 1 and B? A little unorthodox but ok.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 06, 2025 01:50 PM


I prefer it when the first question is 2, not 1.

2B, or not 2B.

Posted by: Hamlet at March 06, 2025 01:52 PM (a3Q+t)

294
1) You get the money
B) You get the wimmins

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 06, 2025 01:52 PM (jc0TO)

295 3/C) Sue to get that restriction declared unconstitutional as a violation of the 2A. "Shall not be infringed". There's no exception because some fed losers prefer alcohol to pot.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 06, 2025 01:51 PM (KAi1n)

That's gonna cut into your doobage fund. Or your firearm fund. Or both.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 06, 2025 01:53 PM (i24o9)

296 "Democrat women, including AOC and Crazy Crockett have released some dancing Tik Tok videos about "Choose your fighter".

Fox just played some of it. Unhinged "cringe" as the kids say.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid"


Dems are so cute when they try to relate to normal people.

To be fair, not as stupid and cringy as as most of the stuff they come up with.

Posted by: Ripley at March 06, 2025 01:53 PM (GUOwU)

297 Sympathy For the Democrat.

https://is.gd/X0LGEd

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 06, 2025 01:53 PM (L/fGl)

298 =====

Without Biden in the race, Bernie would have most likely won.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein
----

That would have been, as Bernie would have written, tits.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2025 01:53 PM (bGbSt)

299 Never watched Lena Dunham in anything, but I know of her. Just googled the name and good Lord that woman isn't even thinking about her health. She's a freaking tank

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2025 01:53 PM (2Km7O)

300 Yeah, I had been sounding that alarm for years, and nobody cared.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 06, 2025 01:52 PM (i24o9)

I cared.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2025 01:53 PM (Hpe9G)

301 Remember the DC intern that was sharing the info on how Hillary stole the primary from Sanders and coincidentally got mugged to death even though nothing of his was stolen?

Democrats don't do well if they try and share what really goes on behind the scenes...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2025 01:45 PM (t0Rmr)
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We should start a rumor that Hunter is writing a tell-all book, just to make things interesting.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2025 01:54 PM (YqDXo)

302 Yeah, I had been sounding that alarm for years, and nobody cared.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 06, 2025 01:52 PM (i24o9)

I cared.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2025 01:53 PM (Hpe9G)

*sniffs*

Thanks, man.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 06, 2025 01:54 PM (i24o9)

303 Where's Hunter?

Posted by: Shoofly the Boxing Mule at March 06, 2025 01:54 PM (ufJfM)

304 299 Never watched Lena Dunham in anything, but I know of her. Just googled the name and good Lord that woman isn't even thinking about her health. She's a freaking tank
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2025 01:53 PM (2Km7O)

======

She dominated the cultural landscape for about five years because less than a million people watched her show Girls on HBO.

The key was that out of that million were the chicks who run entertainment magazines.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 06, 2025 01:54 PM (GBKbO)

305 Yeah, I had been sounding that alarm for years, and nobody cared.


WHO WON'T WEAR THE RIBBON?!?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 06, 2025 01:54 PM (jc0TO)

306 Never watched Lena Dunham in anything, but I know of her. Just googled the name and good Lord that woman isn't even thinking about her health. She's a freaking tank

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2025 01:53 PM (2Km7O)

I think she's most famous for boasting about shoving pebbles in her little sister's vagina.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 06, 2025 01:55 PM (i24o9)

307 Is Hamilton still a thing?

I remember when the AWFLs were squeeing over how many times they'd seen it, and reeeing when they couldn't get tickets below $1K for a NYC weekend.

I thought Lin-Manuel had passed his prime when he got dragged for not having the right kind of Dominicans in "The Heights". He came perilously close to being cancelled for good.

Posted by: barbarausa at March 06, 2025 01:55 PM (enw9G)

308 "Democrat women, including AOC and Crazy Crockett have released some dancing Tik Tok videos about "Choose your fighter".

Fox just played some of it. Unhinged "cringe" as the kids say.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid"

Dems are so cute when they try to relate to normal people.

To be fair, not as stupid and cringy as as most of the stuff they come up with.

Posted by: Ripley at March 06, 2025 01:53 PM (GUOwU)
_______________

They're doing their flat-level best to get the 19th Amendment rescinded.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2025 01:55 PM (YqDXo)

309 299 Never watched Lena Dunham in anything, but I know of her. Just googled the name and good Lord that woman isn't even thinking about her health. She's a freaking tank
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2025 01:53 PM (2Km7O)

Yeahh... she's at the size where it's not even really funny to make fun of her anymore because clearly she has some kind of mental issue going on and it's sad to watch anyone (even an obnoxious bitch like her) slowly kill themselves in front of everyone. Especially with food.

Drugs and hookers I can understand.

Food? Eh, cmon. It's not THAT great.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 06, 2025 01:55 PM (uCjyK)

310 1) You get the money
B) You get the wimmins

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 06, 2025 01:52 PM (jc0TO)



I never really understood why Tiger Woods had to pay for sex.

I guess maybe he didn't pay for the sex, he was paying for them to STFU and go away after he was done banging them.

Posted by: Shattered Dreams at March 06, 2025 01:55 PM (48vyG)

311 They're doing their flat-level best to get the 19th Amendment rescinded.
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10 years ago I would have laughed.

Posted by: Crusader at March 06, 2025 01:56 PM (azSra)

312 286 OT: Easter is gonna be expensive this year. Try to convince your kids that candy and eggs are nice in small doses, and actual useful summer fun is where it's at.

Even Walmart, the location of lowest Easter prices, is high...
Posted by: Nova Local

You do know that Easter has nothing to do with eggs and bunnies and crap.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2025 01:56 PM (XgIXc)

313 290 I could have sworn that is in the AoS style guide?
Posted by: Crusader at March 06, 2025 01:52 PM (azSra)

A site that only requires pants about three hours a week has a style guide? I'm guessing it isn't Anna Wintour.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 06, 2025 01:56 PM (zPjZn)

314 Monday Night RAW, live from the Kennedy Center.

LOL

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 06, 2025 01:56 PM (uLKZx)

315 She dominated the cultural landscape for about five years because less than a million people watched her show Girls on HBO.

Best part of that show was my daughter. It was such serious entertainment, like the episode I watched them film where her boyfriend on the show ate her a$$. I'm so proud of my daughter!

Posted by: Brian Williams, yes the reporter guy at March 06, 2025 01:56 PM (t0Rmr)

316 Yeah, I had been sounding that alarm for years, and nobody cared.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 06, 2025 01:52 PM


* sssssssssssssss *
* sillence *
* whooooooooooosh *

Wow, that's heavy, man.

Posted by: J. Random Stoner at March 06, 2025 01:56 PM (a3Q+t)

317 must have seen Rocky or The Karate Kid, or at least the Notre Dame logo.

Imma go with the ND logo, it’s seasonal

Posted by: kallisto at March 06, 2025 01:56 PM (E70Gb)

318 @304

>>She dominated the cultural landscape for about five years because less than a million people watched her show Girls on HBO.


She was also one of the first influencers of the YouTube age, driving out the youth vote for Obama.

Don't you remember those uptalking/vocal fry spots she did in 2012?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 06, 2025 01:56 PM (ia9ej)

319 I'm reminded of the collapse of the Clinton Foundation collapse after Hillary's failed campaign.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2025 01:48 PM

A pattern emerges...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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It would be interesting to compile the data re such things. For instance, current Michelle Obama book sales, Obama book sales, oh, Chelsea's 'She Persisted'. Jim Wright set the standard I believe.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2025 01:56 PM (XeU6L)

320 He should be using his fingers to paint.

Posted by: El Mariachi at March 06, 2025 01:56 PM (nLFEI)

321 I must have a heart of stone.

And damn, Hunter is even dumber than I thought....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 06, 2025 01:56 PM (SRRAx)

322 Pro tip, Hunter...change your name to DaVinci.

Posted by: Ries Gorthanes at March 06, 2025 01:56 PM (7F3TY)

323 Guns, drugs, and money under the Mexican sky
Guns, drugs, and money; pick your poison or you die
Guns, drugs, and money; a pistol pressed to his head
Choose silver and you're rich; you die if you choose lead.

Posted by: Crusader at March 06, 2025 01:57 PM (azSra)

324 I never really understood why Tiger Woods had to pay for sex.

I guess maybe he didn't pay for the sex, he was paying for them to STFU and go away after he was done banging them.
Posted by: Shattered Dreams at March 06, 2025 01:55 PM (48vyG)

If you're stepping out on your wife, maybe keeping it transactional keeps away the bunny boilers and others who want to be the replacement. Whore don't have those kind of aspirations, I guess.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 06, 2025 01:57 PM (YtQZg)

325 I thought Lin-Manuel had passed his prime when he got dragged for not having the right kind of Dominicans in "The Heights". He came perilously close to being cancelled for good.
Posted by: barbarausa at March 06, 2025 01:55 PM (enw9G)

I will always have some appreciation for Miranda for writing the music for Moana.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2025 01:57 PM (MGB5H)

326
I think she's most famous for boasting about shoving pebbles in her little sister's vagina.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder


Bamm-Bamm

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2025 01:57 PM (63Dwl)

327 Biggest star of Girls is a guy.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2025 01:57 PM (Hpe9G)

328 Use the Kennedy Center to host an MMA bout. Let's some some blood, darn it!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 06, 2025 01:57 PM (tT6L1)

329 Confucius say: Value of Hunter painting on Jan 21 the same as Christmas tree on Dec 26th.

Posted by: CCP at March 06, 2025 01:57 PM (W2EWw)

330 So Hunter can't sell paintings What about his expertise in fossil fuels that landed him a big job in the Ukraine? That should be enough pay for the hookers and blow.

Posted by: Ripley at March 06, 2025 01:57 PM (GUOwU)

331 Hi, Teresa!

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2025 01:58 PM (77rzZ)

332 312 286 OT: Easter is gonna be expensive this year. Try to convince your kids that candy and eggs are nice in small doses, and actual useful summer fun is where it's at.

Even Walmart, the location of lowest Easter prices, is high...
Posted by: Nova Local

You do know that Easter has nothing to do with eggs and bunnies and crap.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2025 01:56 PM (XgIXc)

Yup - just like Christmas has nothing to do with trees and presents.

And yet, somehow most parents want their kids to have memories of both the faith and the fun.

Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2025 01:58 PM (exHjb)

333 1) You get the money
B) You get the wimmins


The Whatever Podcast has had a lot of yacht girls on it and their take on this stuff is hilarious....

1) It isn't fair that these old guys think we should have sex with them just because they bring us on their yachts and give us free booze,drugs and food

2) I mean, of course we do have sex with them, but it isn't fair.

3) What about the women then don't get invited on yachts? Maybe they should get hotter or something.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2025 01:58 PM (t0Rmr)

334 @307

>>Is Hamilton still a thing?

Hamilton is easily the most pro-American and pro-Founding Fathers piece of cultural media artifact ever set to a rap beat.

Washington is pretty much a G-d figure in it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 06, 2025 01:58 PM (ia9ej)

335 True story:

Lin Manuel Miranda was a regular guest on The Electric Company doing his rap thing about nouns or some shit.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Yeah, dude is totally street.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 06, 2025 01:58 PM (PzXaK)

336 Will paint for coke.

Posted by: Hunter at March 06, 2025 01:58 PM (/tzYP)

337 325 I will always have some appreciation for Miranda for writing the music for Moana.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2025 01:57 PM (MGB5H)

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Well, some of the music in Moana.

Bling-bling is...not a good song. Part of that may be that Jemaine Clement leans so far into his accent that it's borderline incomprehensible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 06, 2025 01:58 PM (GBKbO)

338 Biden exterminated 200 million chickens
-
Remember when science would try to figure out how to allow the strong, naturally resistant ones to reproduce instead of killing them?

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Start raising women again at March 06, 2025 01:52 PM (uOckE)
_____________

They were actually ordered killed by Wun Hung Lo, the gal who, when she was fired, had to be physically dragged out of her office by US Marshals.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2025 01:59 PM (YqDXo)

339 Lena Dunham stalked and befriended Taylor Swift and then advised her to get political. Really.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2025 01:59 PM (Hpe9G)

340
Jim Wright set the standard I believe.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


As Rush Limbaugh called him - Fort Worthless Jim

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2025 01:59 PM (63Dwl)

341 You do know that Easter has nothing to do with eggs and bunnies and crap.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2025 01:56 PM (XgIXc)

I lay those eggs for your sins!

Posted by: bunny of easter at March 06, 2025 01:59 PM (YtQZg)

342 34 this is kind of grim but.... is Hunter Biden a good deadpool pick?


My thought as well. If someone wants to set it up, I've got a shiny nickel on Winter, 2026, OD by fentanyl laced crack

Posted by: nononeyouknowyouknow at March 06, 2025 01:59 PM (oaPfe)

343 Will paint suck dick for coke.

Posted by: Hunter at March 06, 2025 01:58 PM (/tzYP)

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2025 02:00 PM (Hpe9G)

344 Biden exterminated 200 million chickens.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 06, 2025 01:45 PM (U0o6X)
*
Those are rookie numbers.
Posted by: Harland Sanders at March 06, 2025


***
"Here, chickie, chickie, chickie . . ."

Posted by: Col. Sanders at March 06, 2025 02:00 PM (J2vNu)

345 339 Lena Dunham stalked and befriended Taylor Swift and then advised her to get political. Really.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2025 01:59 PM (Hpe9G)

=======

Jennifer Lawrence, too.

Apparently, they got drunk together in public and Lawrence ended up sucking on Dunham's toes while Dunham was dancing on a piano.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 06, 2025 02:00 PM (GBKbO)

346 Well, some of the music in Moana.

Bling-bling is...not a good song. Part of that may be that Jemaine Clement leans so far into his accent that it's borderline incomprehensible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 06, 2025 01:58 PM (GBKbO)

I choose to block that one out.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2025 02:00 PM (MGB5H)

347 257 I'm reminded of the collapse of the Clinton Foundation collapse after Hillary's failed campaign.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

But look at all the good work they've done in Haiti!

Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2025 02:00 PM (j4U/Z)

348 So Hunter can't sell paintings What about his expertise in fossil fuels that landed him a big job in the Ukraine? That should be enough pay for the hookers and blow.

Posted by: Ripley at March 06, 2025 01:57 PM (GUOwU)
________________

He could consult for Big Oil.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2025 02:00 PM (YqDXo)

349 Jennifer Lawrence, too.

Apparently, they got drunk together in public and Lawrence ended up sucking on Dunham's toes while Dunham was dancing on a piano.
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Guess I'll be skipping lunch now...

Posted by: Crusader at March 06, 2025 02:01 PM (azSra)

350 346 I choose to block that one out.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2025 02:00 PM (MGB5H)

======

And yet...

How Far I'll Go >>>>> Let It Go

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 06, 2025 02:01 PM (GBKbO)

351 I thought Lin-Manuel had passed his prime when he got dragged for not having the right kind of Dominicans in "The Heights". He came perilously close to being cancelled for good.
Posted by: barbarausa at March 06, 2025 01:55 PM (enw9G)

Didn't he write the music for the last couple of Disney cartoons? He's no Randy Neuman.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 06, 2025 02:01 PM (zPjZn)

352 Jennifer Lawrence, too.

Apparently, they got drunk together in public and Lawrence ended up sucking on Dunham's toes while Dunham was dancing on a piano.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 06, 2025 02:00 PM (GBKbO).

Three questions.

1. How do you know this stuff
2. Why do you know this stuff
3. Why did you tell me

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2025 02:01 PM (Hpe9G)

353 Apparently, they got drunk together in public and Lawrence ended up sucking on Dunham's toes while Dunham was dancing on a piano.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 06, 2025 02:00 PM (GBKbO)
______________

I did NOT need that image in my mind.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2025 02:01 PM (YqDXo)

354 Bruce Wayne, I think he's very talented, and I've watched Moana gleefully with grandgirl plenty of times.

It did not surprise me when Hollywood cashed in on him by (mis)casting him as Bert's nephew in Mary Poppins returns, but it shocked me the visceral turn on him over The Heights: the entire micro-minority lived-experience crowd came after him very publicly, and he had to do a lot of hair shirt mea culpas, and the movie basically sank without a trace.

Quite a comedown for the man who rewrote US History to rap, and made it all so fashionable and TRUUUUUUUUUUUUE.

Posted by: barbarausa at March 06, 2025 02:01 PM (enw9G)

355 352 Three questions.

1. How do you know this stuff
2. Why do you know this stuff
3. Why did you tell me
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2025 02:01 PM (Hpe9G)

======

I think someone mentioned in these gray boxes many moons ago.

And because I'm a misanthrope who wishes to see the world suffer?

Shorter answer might be that I'm just an asshole.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 06, 2025 02:02 PM (GBKbO)

356 Apparently, they got drunk together in public and Lawrence ended up sucking on Dunham's toes while Dunham was dancing on a piano.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 06, 2025 02:00 PM (GBKbO)

How wholesome.

At least it wasn't Zelenskyy playing the piano IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 06, 2025 02:02 PM (uCjyK)

357 And yet...

How Far I'll Go >>>>> Let It Go
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 06, 2025 02:01 PM (GBKbO)

Not enough '>' in the world for that one.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2025 02:02 PM (MGB5H)

358 @345 " Jen baby don't mind the toe fungus"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2025 02:02 PM (2Km7O)

359 Three questions.

1. How do you know this stuff
2. Why do you know this stuff
3. Why did you tell me
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2025 02:01 PM



B. Is there video?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 06, 2025 02:02 PM (jc0TO)

360 Hey, F. Chuck Todd!

I was wrinkled, rested, and ready in 2020! But you and your loser media pals helped sell me out! And for what? Trump smashing our Party to pieces! I hope you gag to death on a nutsack!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at March 06, 2025 02:02 PM (aBgBM)

361 Actually, having never seen Hamilton, would the play have really been so acclaimed if not for the non-conventional casting?

Posted by: tankdemon at March 06, 2025 02:02 PM (zPjZn)

362 Wun Hung Lo? 🤡 🌏

Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2025 02:02 PM (Z4Q+I)

363 I think Hunter is probably a great deadpool pick.

He's broke, probably back on drugs and desperate. Hunter probably knows enough about various things to make people nervous.

Couple that with the potential for a drug OD.....or someone helps Hunter OD....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 06, 2025 02:02 PM (tT6L1)

364 Jennifer Lawrence, too.

Apparently, they got drunk together in public and Lawrence ended up sucking on Dunham's toes while Dunham was dancing on a piano.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 06, 2025 02:00 PM (GBKbO).

Three questions.

1. How do you know this stuff
2. Why do you know this stuff
3. Why did you tell me
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2025 02:01 PM


* smiles *

Posted by: Big Penguin at March 06, 2025 02:02 PM (a3Q+t)

365 @348

>>He could consult for Big Oil.

He was also a board member of MBNA, so he can also do high finance.

He's easily the most talented crack head that's ever cracked.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 06, 2025 02:02 PM (ia9ej)

366 Will paint suck dick for coke my wife's bull.

Posted by: Hunter David French
-----
Screw you!

Posted by: Hunter at March 06, 2025 02:02 PM (/tzYP)

367 Hunter received a $2 million advance on his memoirs.

Oopsie! Oopsie Doopsie! How could we have paid so much for something that only sold 4,000 copies?

That is just as big a scam as the art - some rich doner "invested" with the publishing company in getting Hunter Biden's "story out to the masses." The publishing house didn't lose a dime on this deal - all the money was fronted by an investor. The investor would be "paid back" only if the book sold like gangbusters. They even paid someone $50k to write the memoir after a couple of afternoons with Hunter.

The book is a bigger scam than the art because EVERYONE does it. It's why EVERY politician has a well-compensated memoir - sometimes 2-3.

Posted by: El Mariachi at March 06, 2025 02:02 PM (nLFEI)

368 You do know that Easter has nothing to do with eggs and bunnies and crap.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2025 01:56 PM (XgIXc)


Yup - just like Christmas has nothing to do with trees and presents.

And yet, somehow most parents want their kids to have memories of both the faith and the fun.

Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2025 01:58 PM (exHjb)



I don't know about that.

I think you'll find that both painted eggs and Christmas trees have their roots in traditional Orthodox Christian practices.

Even the Santa Claus myth owes its origins to St. Nicholas of Myra.

Posted by: Shattered Dreams at March 06, 2025 02:02 PM (48vyG)

369 Guess I'll be skipping lunch now...
Posted by: Crusader

Great! More for me!
-- Lena Dunham

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2025 02:03 PM (77rzZ)

370 Posted by: barbarausa at March 06, 2025 02:01 PM (enw9G)

What happened with The Heights? I've never heard of it but I do know The Borg will not be compromised.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2025 02:03 PM (Hpe9G)

371 Lena Dunham...got drunk together in public and Lawrence ended up sucking on Dunham's toes while Dunham was dancing on a piano

Go on...

Posted by: Dick Morris at March 06, 2025 02:03 PM (gKWVE)

372 And yet, somehow most parents want their kids to have memories of both the faith and the fun.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2025 01:58 PM (exHjb)


Yesterday I was informed that Trader Joe has eggs for $5/doz
One carton per customer
And that Aldi is relatively cheap too

Posted by: kallisto at March 06, 2025 02:03 PM (E70Gb)

373 352 Jennifer Lawrence, too.

Apparently, they got drunk together in public and Lawrence ended up sucking on Dunham's toes while Dunham was dancing on a piano.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 06, 2025 02:00 PM (GBKbO).

Three questions.

1. How do you know this stuff
2. Why do you know this stuff
3. Why did you tell me
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2025 02:01 PM (Hpe9G)
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I don't get it.

Posted by: Orson at March 06, 2025 02:03 PM (dIske)

374 That is just as big a scam as the art - some rich doner "invested" with the publishing company in getting Hunter Biden's "story out to the masses." The publishing house didn't lose a dime on this deal - all the money was fronted by an investor. The investor would be "paid back" only if the book sold like gangbusters. They even paid someone $50k to write the memoir after a couple of afternoons with Hunter.

The book is a bigger scam than the art because EVERYONE does it. It's why EVERY politician has a well-compensated memoir - sometimes 2-3.
Posted by: El Mariachi at March 06, 2025 02:02 PM (nLFEI)

Do we think it's a rich investor, or do we think it's somehow being funded by our tax dollars?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 06, 2025 02:04 PM (uCjyK)

375 Yesterday I was informed that Trader Joe has eggs for $5/doz
One carton per customer
And that Aldi is relatively cheap too
Posted by: kallisto at March 06, 2025 02:03 PM (E70Gb)

Yup.. 4.99 here

Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2025 02:04 PM (VE6XX)

376 Nobody could have seen this coming! I have heard rumors that Hunter is working out a new deal in pharmaceuticals with a Mr. Heisenberg somewhere in the southwest.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at March 06, 2025 02:04 PM (YcfMX)

377 And yet...

How Far I'll Go >>>>> Let It Go
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 06, 2025 02:01 PM (GBKbO)

Rock cover
https://tinyurl.com/3k22nw74

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2025 02:04 PM (MGB5H)

378 Yesterday I was informed that Trader Joe has eggs for $5/doz
One carton per customer
And that Aldi is relatively cheap too
Posted by: kallisto

--

Aldi eggs.

Are they imported from Germany?

"You cannot just break these and put them in a pan. There are PROCEDURES! FORMS!"

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 06, 2025 02:04 PM (PzXaK)

379 Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 06, 2025 02:02 PM (jc0TO)

LMAO

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2025 02:04 PM (Hpe9G)

380 I think Hunter is probably a great deadpool pick.

He's broke, probably back on drugs and desperate. Hunter probably knows enough about various things to make people nervous.

Couple that with the potential for a drug OD.....or someone helps Hunter OD....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 06, 2025 02:02 PM (tT6L1)
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One hot shot, and poof! No more Hunter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2025 02:04 PM (YqDXo)

381 Maybe he can get a teaching gig at a University

Hunter, was your mom a Squaw by any chance?

Posted by: LIZZIE WARREN at March 06, 2025 02:04 PM (W2EWw)

382 372 And yet, somehow most parents want their kids to have memories of both the faith and the fun.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2025 01:58 PM (exHjb)

Yesterday I was informed that Trader Joe has eggs for $5/doz
One carton per customer
And that Aldi is relatively cheap too
Posted by: kallisto at March 06, 2025 02:03 PM (E70Gb)

Walmart has also dropped to $5 even. Best price in 2 months.

That said, chocolate candy is about $5 for the small bags, too...which is about 40% more than last year. Sugar candy is more reasonable...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2025 02:05 PM (exHjb)

383 Nobody could have seen this coming! I have heard rumors that Hunter is working out a new deal in pharmaceuticals with a Mr. Heisenberg somewhere in the southwest.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at March 06, 2025 02:04 PM (YcfMX)
______________

What is the certainty of that?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2025 02:05 PM (YqDXo)

384 Santa is clearly Thor.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 06, 2025 02:05 PM (jc0TO)

385 Dont forget that while he was President, Embassies around the world bought copies of Obama's books to "give out as gifts".

And not like a few books. I forget the exact number, but it put millions of dollars in Obamas pocket.

Nothing fishy about that!

Now let's do taxpayer funded libraries next...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 06, 2025 02:05 PM (uCjyK)

386 None of these memoirs make their money back. The publishing house gets sales, so they make money, but the investor in the project loses money - every time. Yet there is no shortage of people willing to "invest" in the next memoir.

This is so much more lucrative than silly speeches, or art, or stock tips. Again, just fund a politician's memoir. A ghost writer does all the work. You just talk to him a few times, then approve the final manuscript. $2 million for maybe a week's work.

Posted by: El Mariachi at March 06, 2025 02:05 PM (nLFEI)

387 "In the 2 to 3 years prior to December 2023, I sold 27 pieces for art at an average price of $54,481.48, but since then I have only sold 1 piece of art for $36,000," he argued in the motion.
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I'm the poor relation in the neighborhood (I've been thinking about changing my name to Slattery), so it is hard for me to conceive how he pissed away $1.5 Mil in the space of a year.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2025 02:06 PM (XeU6L)

388 Big guy, red suit, flying cart pulled by goats..

I mean, it's obvious.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 06, 2025 02:06 PM (jc0TO)

389 Dude was using dollar store house painting brush's for his "Art"?!? bwaa haa haa

Posted by: Esperman at March 06, 2025 02:06 PM (UZ7aH)

390 What is the certainty of that?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2025 02:05 PM


Wer ner know.

Posted by: F.B.I. at March 06, 2025 02:06 PM (a3Q+t)

391 I bet Hunter Biden doesn't even know who Bob Ross is.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 06, 2025 02:06 PM (PzXaK)

392 uh I just got an 18 count of eggs at target for $5

Posted by: Black Orchid at March 06, 2025 02:06 PM (Pv3Rg)

393 You do know that Easter has nothing to do with eggs and bunnies and crap.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2025 01:56 PM (XgIXc)

I'm sure Jesus would've had fun hunting Easter eggs with the little kids.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at March 06, 2025 02:06 PM (g8Ew8)

394 What is the certainty of that?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2025 02:05 PM (YqDXo)
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so much for the probability of a pun free thread.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 06, 2025 02:07 PM (tT6L1)

395 387 "In the 2 to 3 years prior to December 2023, I sold 27 pieces for art at an average price of $54,481.48, but since then I have only sold 1 piece of art for $36,000," he argued in the motion.

There's goes Navy Joan's child support

Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2025 02:07 PM (VE6XX)

396 376 Nobody could have seen this coming! I have heard rumors that Hunter is working out a new deal in pharmaceuticals with a Mr. Heisenberg somewhere in the southwest.
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Science, bitches!!!

Posted by: Hunter at March 06, 2025 02:07 PM (/tzYP)

397 I predicted that Hunter would OD and Joe would therefore leave the race. Wrong about the sequence. Still wouldn't be surprised to see Hunter get bad stuff, especially now that he's broke

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2025 02:07 PM (2Km7O)

398 do not sleep on target for cheap staple groceries

and their coffee is not bad (store brand)

Posted by: Black Orchid at March 06, 2025 02:07 PM (Pv3Rg)

399 I'm the poor relation in the neighborhood (I've been thinking about changing my name to Slattery), so it is hard for me to conceive how he pissed away $1.5 Mil in the space of a year.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2025 02:06 PM (XeU6L)

Routinely. His text messages begging everyone for money shows that he was routinely spending 7 figures a year on his lifestyle.

Expensive hotels, dinners, flights, cars, traveling all over the place. Then of course, there were the crack and whores, neither of which are cheap.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 06, 2025 02:07 PM (uCjyK)

400 Big guy, red suit, flying cart pulled by goats..

I mean, it's obvious.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 06, 2025 02:06 PM (jc0TO)



The red suited fatty was an invention of Coca-Cola.

Posted by: Shattered Dreams at March 06, 2025 02:07 PM (48vyG)

401 so much for the probability of a pun free thread.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 06, 2025 02:07 PM


You're not new here. You know the best case for that is somewhere between delta and epsilon.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2025 02:08 PM (a3Q+t)

402 I'm the poor relation in the neighborhood (I've been thinking about changing my name to Slattery), so it is hard for me to conceive how he pissed away $1.5 Mil in the space of a year.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2025 02:06 PM (XeU6L)


Sniff *rubs nose*

Posted by: V. Zelinskyyyyy at March 06, 2025 02:08 PM (i/l90)

403 How do you suck on someones toes while they are dancing on a piano?

Posted by: Ripley at March 06, 2025 02:08 PM (GUOwU)

404 Yesterday I was informed that Trader Joe has eggs for $5/doz
One carton per customer
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Local co-ops and farm supply stores are getting chicks in over the next few weeks. They're easy to raise if you've got a backyard.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Start raising women again at March 06, 2025 02:08 PM (uOckE)

405 ..., The Heights was a musical about the NYC neighborhood, written/directed by him, with full minority cast.
Apparently there was some conflict over the historical percentages of different ethnicity Dominicans represented in the film, i.e. either too many Latino/not enough black, or vice versa, and it didn't just get panned but roasted.
Supposed to be the next Hamilton for him, but ended up being a tool to beat him up.

Posted by: barbarausa at March 06, 2025 02:08 PM (enw9G)

406 392 uh I just got an 18 count of eggs at target for $5
Posted by: Black Orchid at March 06, 2025 02:06 PM (Pv3Rg)

Dang, my Target is $8.89...although with the dems boycotting Target for the next 40 days, I'm hoping to stop in on my daily walks a few times and see if I can grab discounted groceries that Dems aren't buying that Target needs to move...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2025 02:08 PM (exHjb)

407 392 uh I just got an 18 count of eggs at target for $5
Posted by: Black Orchid at March 06, 2025 02:06 PM (Pv3Rg)

I spent $12ish on a 12 pack of large eggs the other day.

'Twas annoying.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 06, 2025 02:09 PM (uCjyK)

408 385 Dont forget that while he was President, Embassies around the world bought copies of Obama's books to "give out as gifts". And not like a few books. I forget the exact number, but it put millions of dollars in Obamas pocket.


Silly guy. Some of these deals have sales riders- they get even more money if the book sells well. How to put campaign donations into the politicians' pocket? Easy 1) write a memoir 2) the campaign buys 100k copies and distributes them as campaign literature. Ergo campaign money goes right back to the politician.

It's. A. Scam. has been since U.S. Grant.

Posted by: El Mariachi at March 06, 2025 02:09 PM (nLFEI)

409 Costco wasn't bad the last time I went but they no longer had the carton egg whites

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2025 02:09 PM (Hpe9G)

410 Hunter doesn't care about MONEY.

He's an ARTIST. It's about CREATING.

Posted by: corndog at March 06, 2025 02:10 PM (GwWx1)

411
Biden exterminated 200 million chickens.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 06, 2025 01:45 PM (U0o6X)
*
Those are rookie numbers.
Posted by: Harland Sanders at March 06, 2025

***
"Here, chickie, chickie, chickie . . ."
Posted by: Col. Sanders at March 06, 2025 02:00 PM (J2vNu)


Obligatory Psalms meme
https://tinyurl.com/yn2czmu8

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2025 02:10 PM (y9nCu)

412 The Heights was a musical about the NYC neighborhood, written/directed by him, with full minority cast.
Apparently there was some conflict over the historical percentages of different ethnicity Dominicans represented in the film, i.e. either too many Latino/not enough black, or vice versa, and it didn't just get panned but roasted.
Supposed to be the next Hamilton for him, but ended up being a tool to beat him up.
Posted by: barbarausa at March 06, 2025 02:08 PM (enw9G)

Well the movie was bashed for that. He wrote the play before Hamilton and it was adored.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2025 02:10 PM (MGB5H)

413 @ScottPresler 4h

Democrat New Jersey Reddit is Worried

“Be careful that gop voting registration guy that helped flip PA has been eyeing NJ and even moved here.”

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2025 02:10 PM (bGbSt)

414 I just had a thought -- imagine a world in which Hunter Biden is truly clueless.

Like he really thought people wanted to spend an average of $57k on his paintings. Was completely oblivious to everything going on around him, and is genuinely shocked as to why no one is buying his paintings anymore.

That would be pretty funny.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 06, 2025 02:11 PM (uCjyK)

415 None of these memoirs make their money back.
-

If the Democrats were remotely smart they would've made them required reading in high school and college as an attempt to pretend that SOMEONE bought a copy, but they never imagined the money laundering operation would end.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Start raising women again at March 06, 2025 02:11 PM (uOckE)

416 Look at Obama's "production" deal with Net flicks. He's paid millions to "buy" existing documentaries and slap his name on them. Never mind that Net flicks doesn't need him to buy documentaries.

Posted by: El Mariachi at March 06, 2025 02:11 PM (nLFEI)

417 Dang, my Target is $8.89...although with the dems boycotting Target for the next 40 days, I'm hoping to stop in on my daily walks a few times and see if I can grab discounted groceries that Dems aren't buying that Target needs to move...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2025 02:08 PM (exHjb)


Why are Dems boycotting Target? I thought they loved the satanism and transing of children and kicking out Christian charities? Target was tops in all that nonsense.

Posted by: Emmie at March 06, 2025 02:11 PM (Sf2cq)

418 409 Costco wasn't bad the last time I went but they no longer had the carton egg whites
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So the yolk was on you then.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 06, 2025 02:11 PM (/tzYP)

419 417 Forgot to add men in the ladies room.

Posted by: Emmie at March 06, 2025 02:12 PM (Sf2cq)

420 If the Democrats were remotely smart they would've made them required reading in high school and college as an attempt to pretend that SOMEONE bought a copy, but they never imagined the money laundering operation would end.
Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Start raising women again at March 06, 2025 02:11 PM (uOckE)

Don't they kind of do that through libraries?

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2025 02:12 PM (MGB5H)

421 Eggs? You want eggs? See Joe Biden.

@elonmusk 3h

It’s true.

There was an insane slaughter of 150 million egg-laying chickens ordered by the Biden administration

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2025 02:12 PM (bGbSt)

422 I predicted that Hunter would OD and Joe would therefore leave the race. Wrong about the sequence. Still wouldn't be surprised to see Hunter get bad stuff, especially now that he's broke

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2025 02:07 PM (2Km7O)
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I'm getting a vibration from the spirit world ... I see a drug deal going south ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2025 02:12 PM (YqDXo)

423 So the yolk was on you then.
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 06, 2025 02:11 PM (/tzYP)

I am laughing like an idiot here, and I honestly have no idea why.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2025 02:12 PM (Hpe9G)

424 418 409 Costco wasn't bad the last time I went but they no longer had the carton egg whites

Was at Costco yesterday.. 8.99 for 2 dozen
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Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2025 02:12 PM (VE6XX)

425 The painted Easter egg, in ancient Christian traditions. It's a good and very brief story of how the tradition came to be.

https://tinyurl.com/5etnpz5t

Posted by: Shattered Dreams at March 06, 2025 02:12 PM (48vyG)

426 Why are Dems boycotting Target? I thought they loved the satanism and transing of children and kicking out Christian charities? Target was tops in all that nonsense.
Posted by: Emmie at March 06, 2025 02:11 PM (Sf2cq)

Backing off dei policies. Except they aren't. They just took them off their website

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2025 02:13 PM (MGB5H)

427 NOOD Dem voters.

Posted by: Grayman27 at March 06, 2025 02:13 PM (pgwxJ)

428 Bruce Wayne, yes, he wrote it before Hamilton, but nobody noticed him on a grand scale until he was Hamilton.

He made his own play into a movie, and got SJWed right into crawling on the ground apologizing.

Maybe it was payback by the anointed for making bank going Disney?

Posted by: barbarausa at March 06, 2025 02:13 PM (enw9G)

429 Why are Dems boycotting Target? I thought they loved the satanism and transing of children and kicking out Christian charities? Target was tops in all that nonsense.

Posted by: Emmie at March 06, 2025 02:11 PM (Sf2cq)
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Target HQ is in Minneapolis, IIRC.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2025 02:13 PM (YqDXo)

430 I am laughing like an idiot here, and I honestly have no idea why.
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BBL
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Big Belly Laughs

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 06, 2025 02:14 PM (/tzYP)

431 Why are Dems boycotting Target? I thought they loved the satanism and transing of children and kicking out Christian charities? Target was tops in all that nonsense.

Posted by: Emmie at March 06, 2025 02:11 PM (Sf2cq)

Fight over DEI. Target was rape your daughters by trannies in the bathroom woke, then they dropped some DEI stuff to get some cons back into the store. So now wokesters are having their turn.


Companies should take this and Bud Light as a lesson or face shareholder lawsuits. Stay the F out of politics and make money.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 06, 2025 02:15 PM (i24o9)

432 There was an insane slaughter of 150 million egg-laying chickens ordered by the Biden administration
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2025 02:12 PM (bGbSt)

You mean by Obama and the Kalorama cartel.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at March 06, 2025 02:15 PM (g8Ew8)

433 nood Dims

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 06, 2025 02:15 PM (/tzYP)

434 Hunter Biden = Icarus

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 06, 2025 02:15 PM (5LeIn)

435 Tariff wars begun they have


BREAKING: Ontario’s Doug Ford just levied a 25% tax on electricity sold to three US states
1.5 million homes

Minnesota, New York and Michigan

ha Tim Waltz, Kath Hochul and Gretchen Whitmer
Lordy commie on commie wars lmao

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 06, 2025 02:16 PM (x5Jut)

436 I thought Lin-Manuel had passed his prime when he got dragged for not having the right kind of Dominicans in "The Heights". He came perilously close to being cancelled for good.
Posted by: barbarausa at March 06, 2025 01:55 PM (enw9G)

Knowing the logistics only increases the odds of the visilual getting implanted in your head.

Do you really want that to happen? Do you?

Posted by: tankdemon at March 06, 2025 02:16 PM (zPjZn)

437 Try this again...

403 How do you suck on someones toes while they are dancing on a piano?
Posted by: Ripley at March 06, 2025 02:08 PM (GUOwU)

Knowing the logistics only increases the odds of the visilual getting implanted in your head.

Do you really want that to happen? Do you?

Posted by: tankdemon at March 06, 2025 02:17 PM (zPjZn)

438 Hunter Biden's Sales of His "Artworks" Have "Slowed to a Trickle"

You know what else has slowed to a trickle...

Jill, could you bring me another pair of pants?

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 06, 2025 02:20 PM (HeV6l)

439 Please tell me there were cancellation fees that they had to pay. Lie to me if you must.

One hundred MEELION dollars

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2025 02:21 PM (2VST1)

440 Look there are several scams:

The speech or speaking tour
The memoir
The movie producer
Start a charity
The artist
The magical stock picker
The crucial board member
The campaign money that slips into their pockets.

They are all about funneling doner money to politicians.

The only solution is to pay politicians, say $3 million per year. In exchange they can't take a single DIME from any other source while in office, and for 10 years after being in office. In a short 2-year stint as a congress person, you'll bank $6 million. You can't make that stretch 10 years you're an idiot.

If you can't live off $3 million a year, and put aside a substantial nest egg, you don't belong in congress.

Posted by: El Mariachi at March 06, 2025 02:22 PM (nLFEI)

441 Kinda sounds like Intuitive Machines tipped over (again). They got some signal, but was not responding as expected. Press conference scheduled for 4pm ET, (after markets close so stock doesn't get slammed? But stock has already fallen over 20%).

Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2025 02:22 PM (Cus5s)

442 tankdemon, I don't understand your comment?

Posted by: barbarausa at March 06, 2025 02:23 PM (enw9G)

443 Remember, Hunter always claims to be broke when people want money from him.
****
He's what's called Judgement Proof in the legal business. Suing him costs YOU money.

Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2025 02:28 PM (Z4Q+I)

444 I don't buy that he did most of the "paintings sold." Rather, daughter #3 may have had quite a hand.

Also, in as far as "sales," The Daily Signal, News, 'Hunter Biden Art Buyer Advocated for Her Grandniece’s Release From Hamas Captivity, Nov 30, 2023'

Elizabeth Hirsh Naftali who served on Hillary for America’s National Finance Committee, Biden for President’s National Finance Committee, and a deputy finance chair for the Democratic National Committee. And during the Biden administration, sat on appointed Commission for the Preservation of America’s Heritage Abroad.

Not a billionaire but - imo - likely one of the many carriers/POCs, funnels.

Billionaires funding? Like David Rubenstein, etc.? Yeah, father & son both. But I'd bet the safe, good money of Joe & son continues to be managed by Eric Schwerin who is properly licensed & has stood the test of time through several administrations.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2025 02:28 PM (NFX2v)

445 202 They could do a musical about Aaron Burr.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 06, 2025 01:38 PM

With an all Asian cast.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Aalon Bull

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2025 01:40 PM (77rzZ)

I RORd.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 06, 2025 02:28 PM (wtvvX)

446 I'm the poor relation in the neighborhood (I've been thinking about changing my name to Slattery), so it is hard for me to conceive how he pissed away $1.5 Mil in the space of a year.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Entitled + irresponsible. Plus, I've never believed that he has every been solidly sober. He may have had brief periods but not true sobriety and that eats up money fast. The homes he has rented in the past have been ridiculously expensive like the one the homeowner in Venice where he rented a home for $25k a month and he claims he never paid for over a year and owes $300K. He tried to pay the landlord with a piece of "art" of feces on canvas. This the stuff addicts do.

Posted by: Cheri at March 06, 2025 02:28 PM (oiNtH)

447 Now that Hunter is skint, I guess he’ll be breaking up with Stormy Daniels.

Posted by: Rev Wishbone at March 06, 2025 02:32 PM (m3VWo)

448 My modeling gigs have also dried up.

Posted by: Ella Emhoff at March 06, 2025 02:33 PM (Zl+nS)

449 Without Biden in the race, Bernie would have most likely won.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 06, 2025 01:51 PM (GBKbO)

I'm not so sure, but also yes? To your point, the 2020 frontrunner was Bernie, not Biden. They made Biden the guy by having everyone else drop out so all the not-out-in-the-open socialist Democrats could vote Biden over Bernie. Which was my point, there was a whole field of non-Bernie Democrats to choose from, and the brass chose Biden to be the standard-bearer. Thus, they can all punch that mirror.

Posted by: Nutsy at March 06, 2025 02:34 PM (Hb8Qa)

450 this is kind of grim but.... is Hunter Biden a good deadpool pick?

Posted by: ace at March 06, 2025 01:16 PM (KRtlO)


Posting on an old thread, but no.
Hunter can do drugs. Some people can't and when they do you should put them on the deadpool.
But he's like many rock stars, who take everyone around them for a ride to the bottom, but it never takes them out.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 06, 2025 03:07 PM (FCbAQ)

451 A nanosecond pause for pity of Hunter.

All I see is him, no doubt nekkid as he is so proud of himself, snorting cocaine mixed with parmesan off a carpet.

That's all I have for this piece of guano.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 06, 2025 03:10 PM (6PCLE)

452 Hey, you know what? Maybe Hunter's sales would go up if he cut his ear off! Or maybe another body part! Did I go there? Yes, I did!

Posted by: Don, the Rebel without a Blog at March 06, 2025 03:55 PM (Y/dpY)

453 "Given the positive feedback and reviews of my artwork and memoir, I was expecting to obtain paid speaking engagements and paid appearances, but that has not happened," Biden wrote.

What are you...fucking high?

Posted by: JTSmith at March 06, 2025 05:59 PM (P7Iq3)

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My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat