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Monday Overnight Open Thread - March 3, 2025 [Doof]

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Howdy Hordelings! Thanks for stopping by tonight's ONT. You could have chosen anywhere to spend the end of your Monday. Since you're here, you must have run out of better options. Kick back and enjoy a low key, easy going time. Join us - if you dare!

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Road Trip Season is Approaching

Springtime is almost here. Time to start making or fine tuning those road trip plans. To help you out, here's one guy's take on the 10 most scenic drives in the US.

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(Not so) Helpful Driving Tip For The Rest of Winter

Tomorrow is Mardi Gras. No matter what you do/show to acquire your beads (The ONT will not judge), here's a suggestion for reusing them in case of slippery roads. (The ONT has not tested this - proceed at your own stupidity risk).

For those unaware - "Mardi Gras is French for "Fat Tuesday" and is the celebratory carnival that leads up to the beginning of Lent, the season of fasting and penitence. It gets its name from the practice of consuming foods that would be forbidden during Lent leading up to the beginning of the fast on Ash Wednesday".
(from merriam-webster.com)

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History Tidbit

This Year Is the 250th Anniversary of the First Battle of the American Revolution, But it Ended in a Standoff

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Without any shots to hear around the world, a little-known and heated standoff marked the opening of America’s Revolutionary War.

On February 26th, 1775, two-hundred and fifty years ago last week, British Lieutenant Colonel Alexander Leslie led a raid into the town of Salem, Massachusetts, to seize what they expected to be cannon stored at a makeshift armory.

Rather than finding artillery, after arriving at the north bridge into town they found an inflamed citizenry, largely unarmed, but indignant in the face of British demands. The colonists flooded Salem’s streets and barred Leslie’s passage until the officer was forced to negotiate and withdraw.

Charles Moses Endicott, a man who fancied himself Salem’s official historian, recorded the event from eyewitness accounts offered by elderly Salemites, and is, as Robert Pushkar writing for the Smithsonian Magazine points out, the only reason we know of it.

“Here … we claim the first blow was struck in the war of independence, by open resistance to both the civil and military power of the mother country; comparatively bloodless, it is true, but not the less firm and decided,” Endicott wrote in his account published by “W. Ives & G. W. Pease, printers.”

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Pushkar notes that had a British or Colonial soldier gone rogue, the Revolutionary War would have all but certainly started that day. Yet the combination of a young Loyalist minister’s appeals and the understanding that Lieutenant Colonel Leslie needed to save face led to an agreement: the drawbridge would be lowered and the regiment permitted to “march in a peaceable manner” no more than 275 yards into the town, “and then return, without molesting any person or property,” Endicott wrote.

This they did, and jeers followed their retreat, including one from a local nurse who supposedly asked them “Do you think we were born in the woods to be frightened by owls?”

Read the whole thing. Very interesting.

How many of you were aware of this historical event?


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DJ Doof – This Date in History Version


Born on this day in 1966: American actor, rapper, voice actor, and producer Tone- Loc, (Antony Smith)



On this date in 1986: Metallica released their highly influential third album, Master of Puppets

Rick Beato's "What Makes This Song Great?" breakdown of the title song



On this date in 2012: American rock guitarist Ronnie Montrose died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound at the age of 64




Bonus DJ Doof Content

Saw this on X recently with the caption "Who is missing?"

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(Click to see comments to the post on X)


First thoughts - Alex Lifeson (of course) and Peter Frampton should be on there.

Who else should be on there? Who should be removed?


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Weekly commenter stats for week of 3-2-2025

Top 10 commenters:
1 [633 comments] 'TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman' [89.90 posts/day]
2 [442 comments] '18-1'
3 [339 comments] 'Harry Paratestes'
4 [337 comments] 'Oldcat'
5 [316 comments] 'blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1)'
6 [308 comments] 'runner'
7 [290 comments] 'I used to have a different nic'
8 [290 comments] '...'
9 [285 comments] 'Christopher R Taylor'
10 [281 comments] 'Bulg'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [144 names] 'Emily Litella.' [20.45 unique names/day]
2 [78 names] 'Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison'
3 [56 names] 'Most people '
4 [56 names] 'Speaking of pedo-run countries'
5 [54 names] 'Harriet And Blah Blah Nyborg, Lifelong democrats and moochers'
6 [52 names] 'Quarter Twenty '
7 [46 names] 'Miklos'
8 [40 names] 'Duncanthrax'
9 [36 names] '18-1'
10 [36 names] 'I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper'


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Tonight's ONT brought to you by reflections.

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Comments, questions, suggestions, or emotional outbursts? You can do the email thing at doof2112 at proton dot me - or, follow Mr. Doof on X @doof2112.

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1 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 03, 2025 10:00 PM (GYt5+)

2 An odd lad by name of Zelensky
Played piano just using his pensky
He wore a track suit
And did too much toot
And lost a fight with JD Vinsky

Posted by: mindful webworker - Not Muldoonish enough at March 03, 2025 10:00 PM (+8KQX)

3 1st

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 03, 2025 10:01 PM (kOluj)

4 Welcome back my friends
To the show that never ends

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 03, 2025 10:01 PM (JkO4W)

5 Rats - good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 03, 2025 10:01 PM (kOluj)

6 Missed it by thaaat much

It was that one-second delay modifying the nic tag line

Posted by: mindful webworker - the nic tag line at March 03, 2025 10:02 PM (+8KQX)

7 Food!

Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2025 10:02 PM (77rzZ)

8 Trump just signed an Executive Order limiting Zelensky to just one Y.

The AP says it won't recognize the new spelling.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 03, 2025 10:03 PM (JkO4W)

9 I am glad to be here.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 03, 2025 10:03 PM (+6ZAH)

10 Feeling better finally, eating my sandwich

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2025 10:03 PM (cOosq)

11 Missing guitarists:

Dave Mustaine
Marty Friedman
Eric Johnson
Johnny Winter

Those come to mind within the first few seconds...

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 03, 2025 10:04 PM (NuKV1)

12 Joe Perry

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 03, 2025 10:05 PM (JkO4W)

13 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 03, 2025 10:05 PM (sAmhv)

14 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2025 10:05 PM (cYBz/)

15 John Lennon, Paul McCartney.

Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2025 10:06 PM (i0F8b)

16 Mark Knopfler deserves two spots.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 03, 2025 10:06 PM (JkO4W)

17 Hello party people...happy Monday...
missing: BB King

Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at March 03, 2025 10:06 PM (IQ6Gq)

18 Welcome back my friends
To the show that never ends
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


Be careful as you pass, that Single Blade of Grass …

Posted by: Adriane the Coco Channel Little Black Dress and Clutch Purse Critic . . . at March 03, 2025 10:06 PM (tcomi)

19 Good evening morons and большое спасибо doof

Always liked that tone loc tune

Glad you're feeling better Skip

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2025 10:07 PM (RIvkX)

20 Evening Horde!

I got an email from Pete Hesgeth today!

Posted by: Iris at March 03, 2025 10:07 PM (bOJ2I)

21 Steve Vai.

Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2025 10:07 PM (i0F8b)

22 Master of Puppets was peak Metallica. I really love Battery in particular. But I was always more of a Megadeth guy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2025 10:07 PM (zMwmR)

23 Feeling better finally, eating my sandwich
Posted by: Skip


Take care, Skip …

Posted by: Adriane the Coco Channel Little Black Dress and Clutch Purse Critic . . . at March 03, 2025 10:08 PM (tcomi)

24 Don't look now, but the QR code on a new gun is productive.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at March 03, 2025 10:08 PM (QSrLX)

25 Joe Bonaammassaa.

Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2025 10:08 PM (i0F8b)

26 DOOOOOOF!

*curtsies*

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 03, 2025 10:08 PM (GI7J4)

27 Mark Knopfler deserves two spots.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 03, 2025 10:06 PM (JkO4W)


No argument here

Posted by: Doof at March 03, 2025 10:08 PM (RFPHU)

28 I got an email from Pete Hesgeth today!
**************
Was he wishing you an early happy Mardi Gras?

Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at March 03, 2025 10:08 PM (IQ6Gq)

29 I was in New Orleans during Mardi Gras and it was like the "Red Hour" from Return of the Archons from ToS

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2025 10:08 PM (RIvkX)

30 Thanks for an entertaining ONT, Doof!

Guitarist missing: Joe Walsh!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 03, 2025 10:09 PM (rxCpr)

31 Good evening Horde. Thanks Doof! A little history, a little scenic driving, a little funky cold medina and Master Metallica (along with some music theory from Rick). Good stuff.

Posted by: TRex at March 03, 2025 10:09 PM (IQ6Gq)

32 That 'Best Drive' up in western Maine is interesting. Out thataway it's most likely logging roads and the bear are more preferable than the Maine gals.

The bear are less hairy.

Ok, jk BUT - the women's hockey games are meaner and uglier than the men's. Honest.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2025 10:09 PM (cYBz/)

33 Missing ... Johnny Marr is a huge omission

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 03, 2025 10:10 PM (ti7f8)

34 Excellent ONT, Doof!
Randy Rhoads
Steve Stevens

Posted by: scampydog at March 03, 2025 10:10 PM (41CYW)

35 I read the link about z and coke. And agree. Cocaine.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at March 03, 2025 10:10 PM (QSrLX)

36 Two missing from guitar list-Poison Ivy of The Cramps and Leslie West-Mountain.

Posted by: Musik For the (M)asses at March 03, 2025 10:10 PM (G5+As)

37 22 Master of Puppets was peak Metallica. I really love Battery in particular.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2025 10:07 PM
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Saw a guy over the weekend wearing what looked like an authentic old school Ride the Lightning shirt.

Posted by: TRex at March 03, 2025 10:10 PM (IQ6Gq)

38 Space Station #5!!

Most excellent pick, Doof!

And yes, Alex Lifeson absolutely should be on that list. You can remove Cobain.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 03, 2025 10:11 PM (sAmhv)

39 Saw Metallica and GNR in concert circa 1990. I think tickets were like $30 Those were the days for concerts.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 03, 2025 10:11 PM (qUaHw)

40 Road trip? I'm driving to the TX MoMe this year, so planning that route. My dino partner has a list of stops along the way....

Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at March 03, 2025 10:11 PM (IQ6Gq)

41 Prince, Lindsey Buckingham and Derek Trucks, even when he's not playing slide.

Posted by: huerfano at March 03, 2025 10:12 PM (n2swS)

42 33 Missing ... Johnny Marr is a huge omission
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 03, 2025 10:10 PM (ti7f

Good call.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 03, 2025 10:12 PM (qUaHw)

43 No love for Buckethead?

Posted by: TRex at March 03, 2025 10:12 PM (IQ6Gq)

44 You can remove Cobain.
Posted by: Puddleglum

He did that himself.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2025 10:12 PM (cYBz/)

45 Joe Satriani, Steve Vai, Chet Atkins, Roy Clark, Jerry Reed, Ted Nugent, Mick Mars, CC Deville

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 03, 2025 10:12 PM (hlNLQ)

46 Link Wray

Greetings

Posted by: Zeera , The People Are Coming at March 03, 2025 10:12 PM (L9NLB)

47 Awesome content, Doof! Thank you.

Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2025 10:12 PM (p4NUW)

48 Missing guitarists: Satriani, Buckethead.

Ejected: Edge.

Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2025 10:12 PM (DgGvY)

49 There once was a guy named Volodymyr
Who wore a track suit and drank foamy beer.
To the White House he came
For a handout. So lame!
Said the President, "Who let this choad in 'ere?"

Posted by: Bombadil at March 03, 2025 10:12 PM (MX0bI)

50 Nigel Tufnel.

Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2025 10:13 PM (i0F8b)

51 Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2025 10:13 PM (aspLo)

52 Were the Wishbone Ash guitarists on the list?

I once spliced together a trippy film to this song
https://youtu.be/JxMpCKzReIA

Posted by: mindful webworker - wonder whatever happened to it at March 03, 2025 10:13 PM (+8KQX)

53 Good evening, everyone! Thank you to those offering kind words. Let's keep going with those missing guitarists!

I'll offer some more -
Nancy Wilson (Heart)
Glen Tipton and KK Downing (Judas Priest)

Posted by: Doof at March 03, 2025 10:13 PM (RFPHU)

54 Saw this on X recently with the caption "Who is missing?"

Bonamosa, and the kid that played Karate Kid but from the movie Crossroads.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 03, 2025 10:14 PM (MsrgL)

55 Also, Doof, can’t believe you mentioned NOLA with Mardi Gras while failing to note it originated in Mobile 😂

Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2025 10:14 PM (p4NUW)

56 Billy Corgan is missing.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 03, 2025 10:14 PM (qUaHw)

57 Bernard Allison

Posted by: Zeera , The People Are Coming at March 03, 2025 10:14 PM (L9NLB)

58 I've been runner up on the Sockpuppet Wall of Shame about six times. This is the first time I got First!! Place, but very sad it happened. It's only because Ciampino is ill. Prayers for recovery and long-time good health. You are an interesting fellow and I don't mind being an also-ran.

Posted by: Default Mode at March 03, 2025 10:14 PM (G5+As)

59 Jimmy Vaughan. Stevie Ray wasn't the only one in the family.

Posted by: huerfano at March 03, 2025 10:14 PM (n2swS)

60 Billy Gibbons.

Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2025 10:15 PM (i0F8b)

61 I didn't look at the list too closely but I will assume Billy Zoom isn't on it. His name is usually not on these kind of lists. That is wrong.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 03, 2025 10:15 PM (sAmhv)

62 Had not heard of the Salem Standoff. Interesting history tidbit. Thanks!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 03, 2025 10:15 PM (rxCpr)

63 I'd say Robert Fripp, but he always performed sitting down.

Posted by: Bombadil at March 03, 2025 10:15 PM (MX0bI)

64 Have they ever named the guitarists who back-up Baby Metal?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2025 10:15 PM (aspLo)

65 Neil Giraldo

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 03, 2025 10:16 PM (JkO4W)

66 Road trip? I'm driving to the TX MoMe this year, so planning that route. My dino partner has a list of stops along the way....
Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at March 03, 2025 10:11 PM (IQ6Gq)


As a multi year veteran in said endeavor, I may have some info of note for you.

Posted by: Doof at March 03, 2025 10:16 PM (RFPHU)

67 Not much into music as most of you, but how about Les Paul? Mary Ford? Roy Clark?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 03, 2025 10:16 PM (0eaVi)

68 No Ry Cooder?

The problem with this kind of thing is some very fine guitarists will be left off.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 03, 2025 10:16 PM (sAmhv)

69 Oops! Jerry Reed, Glen Campbell?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 03, 2025 10:16 PM (0eaVi)

70 @realdogeusa (Dan Bongino) 23h
Mar 3
DOGE has discovered a foreign fraud ring that was using (FAKE) Social Security numbers to steal benefits,

There's no way to know how much until DOGE gets full access.

Stephen Miller says it could be as much as $ 1 TRILLION
----
@DC_Draino 12h
DOGE may have uncovered over $1 Trillion in Social Security fraud?!

Over 73% of Americans approve of what DOGE is doing b/c they’re sick of paying taxes to fund these thieves

This is why we need the DOGE Act - to make these fraud protections permanent

Biden passed the “Inflation Reduction Act” (which did the opposite) under reconciliation

Trump will have the DOGE Act as a permanent check on government waste and corruption

Get it done

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 03, 2025 10:17 PM (rBOY7)

71 Also, Doof, can’t believe you mentioned NOLA with Mardi Gras while failing to note it originated in Mobile 😂
Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2025 10:14 PM (p4NUW)


That's why you're here - to score the goal off of my assist

Posted by: Doof at March 03, 2025 10:17 PM (RFPHU)

72 Did my Mardi Gras in New Orleans 30 years ago this week (-ish, it was 1995) Had some fun, met some girls, got drunk of course. Had a nice 2nd floor patio on 2 of the biggest parades.

Happy Lundi Gras!

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at March 03, 2025 10:18 PM (zrlyb)

73 Prince and Vernon Reid too

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 03, 2025 10:18 PM (hlNLQ)

74 Have they ever named the guitarists who back-up Baby Metal?
Posted by: Anna Puma


If they did, I don't know that they belong in the picture. The pic seems to be "household names." Yngwie might be the least-well-known on there.

I'd have said "John Petrucci, duh" except for that.

Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2025 10:18 PM (DgGvY)

75 …Said the President, "Who let this choad in 'ere?"
Posted by: Bombadil


Still no Muldoon, but better flow than mine.

Posted by: mindful webworker - one hand clapping at March 03, 2025 10:18 PM (+8KQX)

76 Piper

The N'Awlins/Mobile thing.

Do you really want to restart that war?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2025 10:18 PM (aspLo)

77 Interesting but there are none of the blues masters that inspired a lot of those guys. I'm thinking of Muddy Waters and the three Kings (Albert, Freddie, and B.B.) for starters.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at March 03, 2025 10:19 PM (99t1i)

78 Miyavi

https://youtu.be/kwoUay_imF0?si=Rt5mB1nKoFEY3Gd8

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 03, 2025 10:19 PM (ti7f8)

79 "Who is missing?"

Buddy Guy

Posted by: Don Black. Message: I drink your milkshake at March 03, 2025 10:19 PM (AOsQT)

80 >>Joe Perry

Former neighbor.

>>No Ry Cooder?

Bottom row. Standing next to Jerry. Who never wore a jacket on stage.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2025 10:19 PM (LkLld)

81 Satriani needs to be there, and yes Bonamasa.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2025 10:19 PM (34LIQ)

82 Nigel Tufnel.
Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2025 10:13 PM (i0F8b)


Coming in at number eleven, of course

Posted by: Doof at March 03, 2025 10:19 PM (RFPHU)

83 Where is Johnny Winter?

Posted by: Vivi at March 03, 2025 10:19 PM (Egz6Y)

84 Missing from the list: Karen Carpenter.

Posted by: Pod Hamp at March 03, 2025 10:20 PM (28ma9)

85 Missing from the list: Karen Carpenter.
Posted by: Pod Hamp at March 03, 2025 10:20 PM (28ma9)

---------

Now you've done it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 03, 2025 10:20 PM (JkO4W)

86 >>>Who should be removed?

Zappa, of course.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 03, 2025 10:21 PM (klJTj)

87 Leo Kotter Key.

Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2025 10:21 PM (i0F8b)

88 Forgotten 80s mystery clock featuring guitarist Duane Eddy

https://youtu.be/kwoUay_imF0?si=Rt5mB1nKoFEY3Gd8

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 03, 2025 10:21 PM (ti7f8)

89 Duane Allman.

Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2025 10:22 PM (i0F8b)

90 Nice pic of Bourbon Street, without all the blood and carnage.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 03, 2025 10:22 PM (JkO4W)

91
Evening Horde!
I got an email from Pete Hesgeth today!
Posted by: Iris


Did you get drafted?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2025 10:22 PM (63Dwl)

92 >> Trump will have the DOGE Act as a permanent check on government waste and corruption

Not so fast..

Posted by: Mike Johnson at March 03, 2025 10:22 PM (l3YAf)

93 Doof, let's chat at the NoVA MoMe.....

Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at March 03, 2025 10:22 PM (IQ6Gq)

94 Thanks Dorf for the history lesson and another awesome ONT.

Steve Howe is missing.

Posted by: Mark in SC at March 03, 2025 10:22 PM (gWO+I)

95 Trying again... Forgotten 80s mystery clock featuring guitarist Duane Eddy

https://youtu.be/tK-vUY6erQU?si=rgUlsXk_fcAdpdfk

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 03, 2025 10:22 PM (ti7f8)

96 Roy Buchanan (just a soft spot I have for a damaged genius) and Gary Moore.

Posted by: Fastly Strokewater - Backstroking. Barely. at March 03, 2025 10:22 PM (H/u99)

97 I second the Johnny Winter motion.

Posted by: Captured Live at March 03, 2025 10:22 PM (G5+As)

98 so my wife tells me there is a whistleblowr accusing Gov Josh Shapiro of complicity in the assassination attempt in Butler.

Is this a new thing, or is it a thing at all?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2025 10:22 PM (D7oie)

99 "Who is missing?"

Billy Joel

Posted by: Don Black. Message: I drink your milkshake at March 03, 2025 10:23 PM (AOsQT)

100 You can remove Cobain.
Posted by: Puddleglum

He did that himself.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2025 10:12 PM (cYBz/)


*Insert gif of DAAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNN! from the movie Friday*

Well played, TP

Posted by: Doof at March 03, 2025 10:23 PM (RFPHU)

101 And Dickie Betts deserves a spot.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2025 10:23 PM (LkLld)

102 Tomorrow, coffee and Pączki for breakfast !

Posted by: runner at March 03, 2025 10:23 PM (g47mK)

103 Roy Clark....

https://youtu.be/dUAkzUpvNfI?si=GZsKH7FL3iMQb1EA

Posted by: sven at March 03, 2025 10:23 PM (X0I7i)

104 DOOF not Dorf. Sorry about that.

Posted by: Mark in SC at March 03, 2025 10:23 PM (gWO+I)

105 Missing? Prince.

Posted by: George Carlin at March 03, 2025 10:24 PM (ZmEVT)

106 And of course Clapton. Come on.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2025 10:24 PM (LkLld)

107 Nice pic of Bourbon Street, without all the blood and carnage.

It is daylight and have had time to wash it all down.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2025 10:24 PM (aspLo)

108 Doof, let's chat at the NoVA MoMe.....
Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at March 03, 2025 10:22 PM (IQ6Gq)


*points and nods*

Posted by: Doof at March 03, 2025 10:24 PM (RFPHU)

109 Space Station #5.
The old memories are flooding back.

Thanks, Doof, for the flashback!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 03, 2025 10:24 PM (y5Bkh)

110 Terry Kath.

Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2025 10:24 PM (i0F8b)

111 >> Pączki for breakfast !

🤔

Posted by: Jen Psaki at March 03, 2025 10:24 PM (l3YAf)

112 90 Nice pic of Bourbon Street, without all the blood and carnage.
Posted by: Cicero

And the vomit!

Posted by: Retched Refuse at March 03, 2025 10:24 PM (G5+As)

113 Habanera.... https://youtu.be/-xssnp7R51A?si=f_HMuTM0RieZOZ9J

Like Bruce Lee he moved fast enough period cameras could not keep up with the motion....


God bless and rest you Mister Clark.

Posted by: sven at March 03, 2025 10:25 PM (X0I7i)

114 They are all guitarists. Karen Carpenter was drummer. Idiots.

Posted by: George Carlin at March 03, 2025 10:26 PM (ZmEVT)

115 DOOF not Dorf. Sorry about that.
Posted by: Mark in SC at March 03, 2025 10:23 PM (gWO+I)


I've been called worse

Posted by: Doof at March 03, 2025 10:26 PM (RFPHU)

116 92 >> Trump will have the DOGE Act as a permanent check on government waste and corruption

Not so fast..
Posted by: Mike Johnson at March 03, 2025 10:22 PM (l3YAf)

What Mike said.
- Sen. Thune

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 03, 2025 10:27 PM (qUaHw)

117 And of course Clapton. Come on.
Posted by: JackStraw


He's leading the second row, unless you mean he should be ejected.

Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2025 10:27 PM (DgGvY)

118 Frank Marino, Randy Rhoads, Gary Moore...

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 03, 2025 10:27 PM (a4flb)

119 20 Evening Horde!

I got an email from Pete Hesgeth today!

Posted by: Iris at March 03, 2025 10:07 PM (bOJ2I)


#metoo

My supervisor recommended I go ahead and reply to it despite my being on FMLA leave. So, I replied to it and stated that I had nothing to report as I'm on FMLA leave. I'm sure I'll be doing this every week until the FMLA runs out at which point I guess I'll be resigning.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 03, 2025 10:28 PM (NuKV1)

120 Steve Vai

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at March 03, 2025 10:28 PM (99t1i)

121 Miyavi
https://youtu.be/kwoUay_imF0
?si=Rt5mB1nKoFEY3Gd8
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo


Not usually a fan of frenetic videos with lyrics I can't really make out, but that had a good hypnotic can't-look-away quality. Plus, invokes the too much or not enough question.

Pro tip on YouTube links: delete the ? and everything after it.

Posted by: mindful webworker - just the pro tip at March 03, 2025 10:28 PM (+8KQX)

122 Still no Muldoon, but better flow than mine.

Posted by: mindful webworker - one hand clapping

Thanks, man. Yeah, it'd be a lot easier if the dude's name was Smucker.

Posted by: Bombadil at March 03, 2025 10:28 PM (MX0bI)

123 Sorry that was malenuega...

Ah hell I can't find it...it was the damnedest thing he played "the theme from the bad news bears"...I was amazed.

Anyway lots of people pluck at Habanera...Clark's was different he played two parts.

Posted by: sven at March 03, 2025 10:28 PM (X0I7i)

124 Cobain and no Clark?

A mosquito hey my libido hey....


oh look my eyes rolled out of my head

Posted by: sven at March 03, 2025 10:30 PM (X0I7i)

125 >>He's leading the second row, unless you mean he should be ejected.

My mistake. I missed him.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2025 10:30 PM (LkLld)

126 Sven

In case you missed this -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d-C_G2J_V0

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2025 10:30 PM (aspLo)

127 Nugent is missing

Posted by: steve poling at March 03, 2025 10:30 PM (J3cMN)

128 Missing guitarists?

Randy Bachman

Jeff Healey

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2025 10:30 PM (8zz6B)

129 Weather may get Mardi Gras this year.. Morning/noon, shortened, parades may make it. Lot of folks will be disappointed.

Posted by: Javems at March 03, 2025 10:30 PM (8I4hW)

130 Bottom row. Standing next to Jerry. Who never wore a jacket on stage.
Posted by: JackStraw
.................................
(Looks again). Ah, missed him.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 03, 2025 10:30 PM (sAmhv)

131 Metallica covered a medley of Mercyful Fate songs (and it rocks). Denis Pauna, who likes to reimagine songs as if performed by others, has done a version of Master of Puppets if was performed by Mercyful Fate:

https://tinyurl.com/bfdshxvc

There are some great Mercyful Fate sounds in this one.

By the way, if you are a metalhead and get a chance to go to a King Diamond show (Mercyful Fate's frontman's band), don't miss it. The goth honeys cone out of the woodwork for him. Wall to wall spooky chicks, and it's glorious.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2025 10:31 PM (zMwmR)

132 Tommy Bolin and Jeff Beck should be on that guitarist list.

Posted by: RickZ at March 03, 2025 10:32 PM (gKDq2)

133 My supervisor recommended I go ahead and reply to it despite my being on FMLA leave. So, I replied to it and stated that I had nothing to report as I'm on FMLA leave.

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Why not report that you've been training to kill a man five different ways with an ordinary pencil? You can do that at home.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 03, 2025 10:32 PM (hY4dx)

134 everybody's favorite guitarist is missing

Posted by: Don Black. Message: I drink your milkshake at March 03, 2025 10:32 PM (AOsQT)

135 Who else should be on there? Who should be removed?

Quite a few who are missing but Joe Bonamassa should be there.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 03, 2025 10:32 PM (mH6SG)

136 B.B. King make the cut?

Posted by: Javems at March 03, 2025 10:32 PM (8I4hW)

137 And how could anyone leave off Tina S the young French female guitarist who plays some of the most technical and difficult rock riffs seen on Youtube?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 03, 2025 10:33 PM (a4flb)

138 OK, too many guitarists added. Gotta kick some off.

George Harrison, gone. Just because you did it first didn't mean you did it best. Beatle nostalgia FTL.

"The Edge," gone. Who thinks of U2 as a guitar band? And using a nickname is pretentious. You're no Buckethead, sir.

Joey Ramone, gone. The whole "punk" aesthetic was the inability to compose or play anything. You're the Rothko of McDonaldses.

Angus Young, gone. You're known for wearing kindergartener's clothes, hopping around like a beheaded chicken, and whatever that singing-like thing you do is. Guitar playing, feh.

Posted by: mikeski should probably log out for the day after this one at March 03, 2025 10:33 PM (DgGvY)

139 I'll offer some more -
Nancy Wilson (Heart)
Glen Tipton and KK Downing (Judas Priest)
Posted by: Doof at March 03, 2025 10:13 PM (RFPHU)

Alvin Lee, Ten Years After

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2025 10:33 PM (8zz6B)

140 >>Quite a few who are missing but Joe Bonamassa should be there.

Agreed.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2025 10:33 PM (LkLld)

141 Terry Kath.

Yep.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 03, 2025 10:34 PM (mH6SG)

142 28 I got an email from Pete Hesgeth today!
**************
Was he wishing you an early happy Mardi Gras?
Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at March 03, 2025 10:08 PM (IQ6Gq)

Nope - just "tell me what you're doing" email with official memo

Posted by: Iris at March 03, 2025 10:34 PM (bOJ2I)

143 126 Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2025 10:30 PM (aspLo)

Thank you Ms Puma, my month is complete now and we are 3 days in

Posted by: sven at March 03, 2025 10:35 PM (X0I7i)

144 Les Paul should be at the top of the list. After all, he invented the instrument.

Posted by: Nemo at March 03, 2025 10:35 PM (S6ArX)

145 antisocial justice beatnik

The other night you said there was the possibility of a transfer or even just getting another job closer to your parents--- are those still options?

Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 03, 2025 10:36 PM (Eo96p)

146 119: My supervisor recommended I go ahead and reply to it despite my being on FMLA leave. So, I replied to it and stated that I had nothing to report as I'm on FMLA leave. I'm sure I'll be doing this every week until the FMLA runs out at which point I guess I'll be resigning.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik

Ummm…your supervisor is an idiot. You should not reply at all while on FMLA. HR would have a heart attack. Or they should.

Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2025 10:36 PM (pZEOD)

147 Joey Ramone, gone. The whole "punk" aesthetic was the inability to compose or play anything. You're the Rothko of McDonaldses.
===

Cruel and true.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2025 10:36 PM (RIvkX)

148 Roy Clark and Glenn Campbell are missing.

Posted by: Pete Bog at March 03, 2025 10:37 PM (Bjq84)

149 91
Evening Horde!
I got an email from Pete Hesgeth today!
Posted by: Iris

Did you get drafted?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2025 10:22 PM (63Dwl)

Nope - wish I got offered a job on his staff!

Posted by: Iris at March 03, 2025 10:37 PM (bOJ2I)

150 Missing:

Criss Oliva
Dave fucking Mustaine
Gary Holt
Michael Schenker
Alex Skolnik
Gary Moore
Jeff Hanneman

Oh, good gravy the list is long.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 03, 2025 10:37 PM (bDNzX)

151 Leo Kottke

David Bromberg

Posted by: browndog goes out of the yard at March 03, 2025 10:37 PM (TTAGa)

152 Nancy Wilson is the only female guitarist mentioned? Come on folks, there's gotta be more.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 03, 2025 10:37 PM (hY4dx)

153 Here is another Sven

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGIPa9s1HDg

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2025 10:38 PM (aspLo)

154 Roy Clark, for sure.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 03, 2025 10:38 PM (mH6SG)

155 Nope - wish I got offered a job on his staff!
Posted by: Iris at March 03, 2025 10:37 PM (bOJ2I)

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*side eye left*

*side eye right*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 03, 2025 10:38 PM (hY4dx)

156 so my wife tells me there is a whistleblowr accusing Gov Josh Shapiro of complicity in the assassination attempt in Butler.

Is this a new thing, or is it a thing at all?


That's been a popular theory for a while, but nobody's been able to connect the dots properly. If there's a whistleblower, that makes things quite a bit more interesting.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2025 10:38 PM (Yqpb4)

157 Missing both Dickey Betts AND Duane Allman? Major fail..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 03, 2025 10:39 PM (bA75n)

158
In theaters this summer:

One Of Our Guitar Players Is Missing

Posted by: Don Black. Message: I drink your milkshake at March 03, 2025 10:39 PM (AOsQT)

159 Thanks Dorf for the history lesson and another awesome ONT.

Snort

Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2025 10:39 PM (pZEOD)

160 152 Nancy Wilson is the only female guitarist mentioned? Come on folks, there's gotta be more.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 03, 2025 10:37 PM (hY4dx)

Orianthi.

Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2025 10:39 PM (i0F8b)

161 Yoko Ono isn't on the list.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2025 10:39 PM (U0o6X)

162 Doc Watson

Posted by: TRex at March 03, 2025 10:39 PM (IQ6Gq)

163 Carl Perkins.

Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2025 10:40 PM (i0F8b)

164 83 Where is Johnny Winter?
Posted by: Vivi at March 03, 2025 10:19 PM (Egz6Y)

Right now? He's buried about a half mile from where I live. Seriously. He used to live in my town.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 03, 2025 10:40 PM (0CU3H)

165 Another tragic genius - Danny Kirwan, early Fleetwoor Mac for a few albums, then booted for addiction.

Posted by: Fastly Strokewater - Backstroking. Barely. at March 03, 2025 10:40 PM (H/u99)

166 One Of Our Guitar Players Is Missing

Still be miles better than Not So Snow White and the Seven CGI Pedos.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2025 10:40 PM (aspLo)

167 >Nancy Wilson is the only female guitarist mentioned? Come on folks, there's gotta be more.

Posted by: Cicero
---

I was gonna say Joan Jett, but she really more just bangs away at it, rhythm guitar style

Posted by: Don Black. Message: I drink your milkshake at March 03, 2025 10:41 PM (AOsQT)

168
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 03, 2025 10:28 PM (NuKV1)

As Piper says, you have per the email 48 hours after you return to reply. Your supervisor should be reporting that you are on FMLA. Good luck!

I'm anxiously awaiting my probationary status so I get it...

Posted by: Iris at March 03, 2025 10:41 PM (bOJ2I)

169 76 Piper

The N'Awlins/Mobile thing.

Do you really want to restart that war?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2025 10:18 PM (aspLo)

No war! It started here. 😉

Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2025 10:41 PM (pZEOD)

170 >>Missing both Dickey Betts AND Duane Allman? Major fail..

Duane is there. Betts was better.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2025 10:41 PM (LkLld)

171 Nancy Wilson is the only female guitarist mentioned? Come on folks, there's gotta be more.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 03, 2025 10:37 PM (hY4dx)

Lita Ford

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 03, 2025 10:41 PM (bDNzX)

172 Stephen Bishop might have been great if Bluto hadn't smashed up his guitar.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 03, 2025 10:41 PM (hY4dx)

173 Nancy Wilson is the only female guitarist mentioned? Come on folks, there's gotta be more.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 03, 2025 10:37 PM (hY4dx)

Suzi Quatro.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2025 10:41 PM (8zz6B)

174 And if we throw in session players, Tommy Tedesco was king.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 03, 2025 10:41 PM (mH6SG)

175 Antisocial JB,
Your supervisor was right in this case. They are trying to determine which email accounts are attached to actual people and which are fake. Your response was perfect

Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at March 03, 2025 10:41 PM (IQ6Gq)

176 OK we're just naming guitar players now

Posted by: Don Black. Message: I drink your milkshake at March 03, 2025 10:42 PM (AOsQT)

177 Susanna Hoffs

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 03, 2025 10:42 PM (bDNzX)

178 DOGE NEWS- Department of Government Efficiency @realdogeusa
2h
Democrat Governor of Maine Janet Mills’ brother pocketed $22 million into his shell company that was meant for towns in Maine!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 03, 2025 10:42 PM (rBOY7)

179 Sonny Landreth and Sister Rosetta Tharpe

Posted by: moki at March 03, 2025 10:42 PM (wLjpr)

180 Nancy Wilson is the only female guitarist mentioned? Come on folks, there's gotta be more.
Posted by: Cicero


Popular enough to be on the list?

Joan Jett? Joni Mitchell? Lita Ford?

Most don't stand up to the ones already there. Music is a man's world. Outside of Japan, anyway.

Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2025 10:42 PM (DgGvY)

181 Don Felder.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2025 10:42 PM (U0o6X)

182 Jane Wiedlin, but I think she was mainly rhythm.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 03, 2025 10:42 PM (hY4dx)

183 so my wife tells me there is a whistleblowr accusing Gov Josh Shapiro of complicity in the assassination attempt in Butler.

Is this a new thing, or is it a thing at all?

That's been a popular theory for a while, but nobody's been able to connect the dots properly. If there's a whistleblower, that makes things quite a bit more interesting.
Posted by: Ian S

Botch an assignation attempt and you're off the ticket?
Boy, the dims play rough.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 03, 2025 10:43 PM (+VovS)

184 176 OK we're just naming guitar players now

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True

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 03, 2025 10:43 PM (hY4dx)

185 >>No war! It started here.

I didn't know that till I happened to be in Mobile on business a number of years ago during Mardi Gras. A completely different celebration.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2025 10:43 PM (LkLld)

186 Steve Hackett
Trevor Rabin

any random guitarist from an 80s hair band

Posted by: Doof at March 03, 2025 10:44 PM (RFPHU)

187 Damn, that guitarist poster is so devoid of serious guitar players its best used as a fucking dartboard.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2025 10:44 PM (VwHCD)

188 Off to bed, despite the kidlettes being out of school for Mardi Gras, we are busy tomorrow!

Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2025 10:44 PM (p4NUW)

189 I thought Mardi Gras started in Europe..

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 03, 2025 10:45 PM (l3YAf)

190 any random guitarist from an 80s hair band
Posted by: Doof

Damn, that guitarist poster is so devoid of serious guitar players its best used as a fucking dartboard.
Posted by: Berserker


Truthbombs, incoming!

Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2025 10:45 PM (DgGvY)

191 Joan Jett did managed to master three chords.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 03, 2025 10:45 PM (mH6SG)

192 Another tragic genius - Danny Kirwan, early Fleetwood Mac for a few albums, then booted for addiction.
===============
This brought to mind Danny Gatton, equally tragic, and not nearly as well-known as he should've been.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at March 03, 2025 10:45 PM (99t1i)

193 That list is pretty much intended as clickbait, or interaction bait on X. But I'll bite because Doof is cool. Alex Lifeson, Jerry Cantrell, Glen Campbell, Larry Carlton, Prince, Eric Johnson, Randy Rhodes, and the 3 Horsemen of 80s and 90s studio guitar: Steve Lukather, Tim Pierce, and Dann Huff.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2025 10:45 PM (Yqpb4)

194 Immona say it: Kirk Hammett is a fucking hack and his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 03, 2025 10:45 PM (bDNzX)

195 word around the lunchroom is that the 2nd Trump would-be assassin, Routh, has a Ukrainian connection

Posted by: Don Black. Message: I drink your milkshake at March 03, 2025 10:46 PM (AOsQT)

196
185 >>No war! It started here.

I didn't know that till I happened to be in Mobile on business a number of years ago during Mardi Gras. A completely different celebration.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03

It goes on FOREVER.

Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2025 10:46 PM (p4NUW)

197 182 Jane Wiedlin, but I think she was mainly rhythm.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 03, 2025 10:42 PM (hY4dx)


Yes. Charlotte Caffey was lead guitar in the Go-Go's

Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2025 10:46 PM (aBgBM)

198 191 Joan Jett did managed to master three chords.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 03, 2025 10:45 PM (mH6SG)

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That's why every Joan Jett song is the same song.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 03, 2025 10:46 PM (hY4dx)

199 Joe Walsh.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2025 10:46 PM (LkLld)

200 Nite Piper

And let's not mention that the 'French' Quarter is more Spanish right?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2025 10:46 PM (aspLo)

201 That list is pretty much intended as clickbait, or interaction bait on X.
Posted by: Ian S.


It's a list of guitarists your Aunt Karen might have heard of.

Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2025 10:46 PM (DgGvY)

202 28 I got an email from Pete Hesgeth today!
**************
Was he wishing you an early happy Mardi Gras?
Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at March 03, 2025 10:08 PM (IQ6Gq)

-------

When I worked for the Feds, I could have given you a detailed report of every dollar spent, including contractors and what work they did. Other Agencies are apparently loosely structured slush funds.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 03, 2025 10:47 PM (2EDzv)

203 Michelle Steele from The Bangles?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2025 10:47 PM (aspLo)

204 Ted Nugent.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2025 10:48 PM (U0o6X)

205 Democrat Governor of Maine Janet Mills’ brother pocketed $22 million into his shell company that was meant for towns in Maine!
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 03, 2025 10:42 PM (rBOY7)

You know, this sort of thing makes me pissed about feeling bad about walking off with the ballpoint at the DMV

Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2025 10:48 PM (D7oie)

206 Nunu Bettencourt

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at March 03, 2025 10:48 PM (+ldAm)

207 Tiny Tim.

Yeah, I'm 29.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 03, 2025 10:48 PM (2EDzv)

208 Duane Allman
Dickey Betts

Posted by: Lars at March 03, 2025 10:48 PM (kJH1Z)

209 >>word around the lunchroom is that the 2nd Trump would-be assassin, Routh, has a Ukrainian connection

That's a mild way of putting it.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2025 10:48 PM (LkLld)

210 203 Michelle Steele from The Bangles?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2025 10:47 PM (aspLo)

Michael ... nice bassist, cool voice, great vibe ...

Posted by: browndog goes out of the yard at March 03, 2025 10:48 PM (TTAGa)

211 I didn't care whether Susanna Hoffs could play or not.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 03, 2025 10:49 PM (hY4dx)

212 That list is pretty much intended as clickbait, or interaction bait on X. But I'll bite because Doof is cool. Alex Lifeson, Jerry Cantrell, Glen Campbell, Larry Carlton, Prince, Eric Johnson, Randy Rhodes, and the 3 Horsemen of 80s and 90s studio guitar: Steve Lukather, Tim Pierce, and Dann Huff.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2025 10:45 PM (Yqpb4)


Those are some good guitarists, but I like to focus on the "Doof is cool" part of your comment

Posted by: Doof at March 03, 2025 10:49 PM (RFPHU)

213 Joan Jett did managed to master three chords.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 03, 2025 10:45 PM (mH6SG)

And she did it on a guitar that probably has a better purpose living as a pizza paddle.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2025 10:49 PM (VwHCD)

214 167 >Nancy Wilson is the only female guitarist mentioned? Come on folks, there's gotta be more.

Posted by: Cicero

I already nominated Poison Ivy of The Cramps.

Posted by: Fissure Of Rolando at March 03, 2025 10:49 PM (G5+As)

215 Opps. My old eyes are failing me. Duane there.All apologies

Posted by: Lars at March 03, 2025 10:49 PM (kJH1Z)

216 Democrat Governor of Maine Janet Mills’ brother pocketed $22 million into his shell company that was meant for towns in Maine!
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 03, 2025 10:42 PM (rBOY7)

Lol, Trump curse!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 03, 2025 10:49 PM (l3YAf)

217 Sorry I'm late, I was trying to figure out which fork to use.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 03, 2025 10:49 PM (XR9S5)

218 207 Tiny Tim.

Yeah, I'm 29.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 03, 2025 10:48 PM (2EDzv)

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He would be in the Tiny Guitar class.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 03, 2025 10:49 PM (hY4dx)

219 Eric Johnson. Relative unknown but should be there.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at March 03, 2025 10:50 PM (S4VfA)

220 152 Nancy Wilson is the only female guitarist mentioned? Come on folks, there's gotta be more.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 03, 2025 10:37 PM (hY4dx)

Charo? Don't laugh, girlfriend could shred..

Oh, and I missed Duane Allman's appearance on the list, so I retract my earlier statement..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 03, 2025 10:50 PM (bA75n)

221 Randy Bachman

Jeff Healey
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Bachman - very talented. Have not listened to much Healey - beyond the Roadhouse scenes.

Posted by: scampydog at March 03, 2025 10:50 PM (41CYW)

222 Joe Walsh.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2025 10:46 PM (LkLld)


Yeah he belongs for sure

Posted by: Doof at March 03, 2025 10:50 PM (RFPHU)

223 152 Nancy Wilson is the only female guitarist mentioned? Come on folks, there's gotta be more.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 03, 2025 10:37 PM (hY4dx)

Country Love?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 03, 2025 10:51 PM (qUaHw)

224 @realdogeusa 6h

DataRepublican announced a new project of hers during an interview with NewsNation!
"My project right now is to work on analyzing connections and relationships between people in the government."
"If you research people long enough, you start to notice that they're all working together. They know each other. They all sit on the same board for many years."

"We have sitting members of Congress that actually sit on NGOs right now. They vote in Congress for more money for themselves."

"It's a HUGE conflict of interest."

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 03, 2025 10:52 PM (rBOY7)

225 Brian Dennehy > Joanna Dennehy > James Dennehy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2025 10:52 PM (W5ArC)

226 Country Love?

Courtney Love's unknown Appalachian cousin?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2025 10:52 PM (aspLo)

227 Joe Walsh played in a lot of songs, not just his bands or the eagles.

Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2025 10:52 PM (i0F8b)

228 (Click to see comments to the post on X)

Heh. Why? when you can get all the great comments here!

Posted by: mindful webworker - AoSHQ, one-stop shopping at March 03, 2025 10:53 PM (+8KQX)

229 Country Love?

Courtney Love's unknown Appalachian cousin?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2025 10:52 PM (aspLo)


Reggie's sister

Posted by: Doof at March 03, 2025 10:53 PM (RFPHU)

230 Country Love?

Courtney Love's unknown Appalachian cousin?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2025 10:52 PM (aspLo)

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Distant cousin to Muskrat.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 03, 2025 10:53 PM (hY4dx)

231 Guitarists I would add- Joe Satriani, Buckethead (yes, a bit obscure but wildly talented,) Derek Trucks, Eric Johnson.

That's not even thinking about the old Bluesmen like BB King, Muddy Waters and the progenitor, Robert Johnson.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 03, 2025 10:53 PM (XR9S5)

232 Those are some good guitarists, but I like to focus on the "Doof is cool" part of your comment
Posted by: Doof at March 03, 2025 10:49 PM (RFPHU)


So now you're fighting misinformation/disinformation?

The government almost had a job for you.

Posted by: RickZ at March 03, 2025 10:54 PM (gKDq2)

233 Johnny Ramone absolutely belongs. Never played with an up pick. Always on the downstroke. Anyone think they can do that for a 30 song set? He could really rock and fill any size club/theater, arena with wonderful noise.

Posted by: Blitzkrieg Bop at March 03, 2025 10:54 PM (G5+As)

234 Robin Trower?

Posted by: Lars at March 03, 2025 10:54 PM (kJH1Z)

235 (Click to see comments to the post on X)

Heh. Why? when you can get all the great comments here!
Posted by: mindful webworker - AoSHQ, one-stop shopping at March 03, 2025 10:53 PM (+8KQX)


This guy gets it! Free super-duper-platinum membership to you for the remainder of the thread. Password: Dorf

Posted by: Doof at March 03, 2025 10:55 PM (RFPHU)

236 I would definitely add Randy Rhoads and Jake E. Lee, and yank the Edge and Hammett. Hammett because he's a weenie, and the edge because anybody with debatable skills and a nickname is guilty of douchebaggery.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2025 10:55 PM (VwHCD)

237 180 Nancy Wilson is the only female guitarist mentioned? Come on folks, there's gotta be more.
Posted by: Cicero


Everybody in that image owes a lotto Sister Rosetta Tharpe.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2025 10:55 PM (W5ArC)

238 Lol, Trump curse!
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 03, 2025 10:49 PM (l3YAf)


I think historians are going to be analyizing 'The Trump Curse' for decades to come.

Posted by: RickZ at March 03, 2025 10:55 PM (gKDq2)

239 I got an email from Pete Hesgeth today!
**************
Was he wishing you an early happy Mardi Gras?
Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at March 03, 2025 10:08 PM (IQ6Gq)

Nope - just "tell me what you're doing" email with official memo
Posted by: Iris
====

It's classified.
I could tell you but then I would have to kill you.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 03, 2025 10:56 PM (/lPRQ)

240 Slowhand?

Posted by: Lars at March 03, 2025 10:56 PM (kJH1Z)

241 The Trump Curse aka I Am Rubber, You Are Glue.

Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2025 10:56 PM (i0F8b)

242 Slowhand?
Posted by: Lars at March 03, 2025 10:56 PM (kJH1Z)

--------

Row 2, seat 1

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 03, 2025 10:57 PM (hY4dx)

243 The rest of the Stones guitar players.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2025 10:58 PM (U0o6X)

244 Dang Tensor labeled 'Sensitive' one I was trying to entice Marvel with.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2025 10:58 PM (aspLo)

245 226 Country Love?

Courtney Love's unknown Appalachian cousin?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2025 10:52 PM (aspLo)

That’s the one! 🤣

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 03, 2025 10:58 PM (qUaHw)

246 Also, add Lindsey Buckingham to that picture.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 03, 2025 10:59 PM (XR9S5)

247 Add Robert Fripp.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 03, 2025 10:59 PM (CHHv1)

248 Trump Curse > Curse of King Tut.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2025 10:59 PM (aspLo)

249 The Trump Curse aka I Am Rubber, You Are Glue.
Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2025 10:56 PM (i0F8b)

A sing-song child's rhyme that played out to the tune of millions of dollars in 'the government is here to fuck you' defense money.

Posted by: RickZ at March 03, 2025 11:00 PM (gKDq2)

250 Mick Ronson.

Posted by: flashbazzbo, s.e. at March 03, 2025 11:01 PM (/rjEK)

251 Tommy Emmanuel

Mike Dawes, who you may not have heard of who plays really well but also does some interesting electronic stuff.

Posted by: huerfano at March 03, 2025 11:01 PM (n2swS)

252 Have not listened to much Healey - beyond the Roadhouse scenes.
Posted by: scampydog at March 03, 2025 10:50 PM (41CYW)

There is a Ewetoob of Jeff and Stevie Ray together, playing "Little Sister". Pretty good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2025 11:03 PM (8zz6B)

253 In looking up guitarists I ran across YYZ by Rush, and found a piece of fun trivia that I never knew about that song. Of course YYZ is the three letter call sign for Toronto airport, but also, if you take those three letters in Morse Code, it’s the opening riff of the song. How cool is that?

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2025 11:04 PM (34LIQ)

254 These best of guitarist lists are fun, but we seem to know who the real serious guitarists are. More fun would be guitarists who suck so much they should never be let near an amplifier or a recording studio list.

Boring, bad, even pretentious guitarists. Any nominations?

I find Wishbone Ash pretentious and the guitars boring/awful, e.g. Couldn't even tell you who they are.

Posted by: RickZ at March 03, 2025 11:06 PM (gKDq2)

255

Mr. Do Bee and his Romper Room guitar...

Posted by: Elderly Git at March 03, 2025 11:06 PM (d9QDt)

256 145 The other night you said there was the possibility of a transfer or even just getting another job closer to your parents--- are those still options?
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 03, 2025 10:36 PM (Eo96p)


I corrected myself in that it wouldn't be a "transfer" per se, but, rather, I could apply, be interviewed, and accepted for a completely different position within the same agency which would be the least bad option. There's currently one such position open for which I'd be qualified.

There are other potential positions within other agencies, too, but I'm getting word that, outside the DoD, there's a hiring freeze that would actually preclude internal/inter-agency hiring. I cannot confirm that right now, though.

However, it's all academic since I need my resume to apply to anything and I'm trying like hell to find it on top of dealing with everything else going on.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 03, 2025 11:06 PM (NuKV1)

257 251 Tommy Emmanuel

Mike Dawes, who you may not have heard of who plays really well but also does some interesting electronic stuff.
Posted by: huerfano at March 03, 2025 11:01 PM (n2swS)

Chet Atkins

Only he and Tommy have the label of Certified Master Guitarists ... its a real thing. Knoffler has been nominated

Posted by: browndog goes out of the yard at March 03, 2025 11:07 PM (TTAGa)

258 146 Ummm…your supervisor is an idiot. You should not reply at all while on FMLA. HR would have a heart attack. Or they should.
Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2025 10:36 PM (pZEOD)


That was my thought as well. But, I does whats I'm tolds. Unless I'm being told to get injected with some experimental gene therapy serum in which case: fuck that noise.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 03, 2025 11:09 PM (NuKV1)

259 -Reverend Horton Heat - who else can play both rhythm and lead at the same damn time

-Junior Brown

-Dick Dale

Posted by: tRusty Hudson at March 03, 2025 11:09 PM (ScW81)

260 Ronnie Montrose!

Yes, got a vid in the ONT, but isn't in the guitar player poster.

Sad about his demise.

Posted by: JQ at March 03, 2025 11:09 PM (rdVOm)

261 Bonnie Raitt? I always thought she played a mean slide.

Posted by: skywch at March 03, 2025 11:10 PM (uqhmb)

262 The hot redhead chick who plays rock bagpipes on YouTube should be on the list. Because……….Hot

Posted by: Pete Bog at March 03, 2025 11:10 PM (Bjq84)

263 Johnny Ramone absolutely belongs. Never played with an up pick. Always on the downstroke. Anyone think they can do that for a 30 song set? He could really rock and fill any size club/theater, arena with wonderful noise.

Posted by: Blitzkrieg Bop at March 03, 2025 10:54 PM (G5+As)

Down picking is the life blood of metal, and its a true test of stamina. Its actually harder then tremolo or alternate picking, which you do need also, so you are totally right. Down picking will definitely separate the vikings from the milk drinkers.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2025 11:10 PM (VwHCD)

264 Ummm…your supervisor is an idiot. You should not reply at all while on FMLA. HR would have a heart attack. Or they should.
Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2025 10:36 PM (pZEOD)

That was my thought as well. But, I does whats I'm tolds. Unless I'm being told to get injected with some experimental gene therapy serum in which case: fuck that noise.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik

Did you have to go back to the office and clock in to respond?
That was the first directive.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 03, 2025 11:11 PM (/lPRQ)

265 "Who is missing?"

Les Paul and Forest Richard Betts.

Also Prince. The guy dressed funny and danced around like a Kansas City faggot, but he could play guitar. Plus he pulled some top shelf poon.

Posted by: BillyD at March 03, 2025 11:11 PM (Yt3ED)

266 One guitarist I haven't seen mentioned had a pretty good run, Steve Howe of Yes fame.

Posted by: RickZ at March 03, 2025 11:12 PM (gKDq2)

267 Everybody in that image owes a lotto Sister Rosetta Tharpe.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2025 10:55 PM (W5ArC)

And to Robert Johnson, who invented so many of the blues riffs the rockers copied, and to Elmore James who electrified Johnson's music, and invented some guitar effects as well.

And to T-Bone Walker, who was doing electric blues in the 1940's:

https://youtu.be/0GsRzqbRvus

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2025 11:12 PM (8zz6B)

268 These best of guitarist lists are fun, but we seem to know who the real serious guitarists are. More fun would be guitarists who suck so much they should never be let near an amplifier or a recording studio list.

Boring, bad, even pretentious guitarists. Any nominations?

I find Wishbone Ash pretentious and the guitars boring/awful, e.g. Couldn't even tell you who they are.

Posted by: RickZ at March 03, 2025 11:06 PM (gKDq2)

Neil young.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2025 11:12 PM (VwHCD)

269 Gaula Getae literally means milk drinkers.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2025 11:12 PM (U0o6X)

270 One guitarist I haven't seen mentioned had a pretty good run, Steve Howe of Yes fame.

Posted by: RickZ at March 03, 2025 11:12 PM (gKDq2)

Absolutely. In reality that poster would have to be the size of a football field to really fit all the great players.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2025 11:13 PM (VwHCD)

271 168 As Piper says, you have per the email 48 hours after you return to reply. Your supervisor should be reporting that you are on FMLA. Good luck!

I'm anxiously awaiting my probationary status so I get it...
Posted by: Iris at March 03, 2025 10:41 PM (bOJ2I)


I have a few "probationary" members on my team and they've been awesome. They not only have the drive, but they have yet to have been thoroughly corrupted by cynicism and they help me keep mine in check (well, at least around the team). I'd hate to lose them.

Good luck to you as well!

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 03, 2025 11:13 PM (NuKV1)

272 Neil young.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2025 11:12 PM (VwHCD)


Excellent choice.

And a good start to The List.

Posted by: RickZ at March 03, 2025 11:14 PM (gKDq2)

273 Mick Ronson is missing.

Posted by: The Conservative Case for Ventilating Bill Kristol at March 03, 2025 11:14 PM (cuu81)

274 Gotta add Rik Emmett. He put on a clinic at the US Festival

Posted by: scampydog at March 03, 2025 11:15 PM (41CYW)

275 Arthur k Adams

Posted by: MAC V SOG at March 03, 2025 11:15 PM (P4Pk9)

276 Who else should be on there?
---

Off the top of my head:
Billy Gibbons, Alex Lifeson, Dave Mustaine, Prince, Joe Satriani, Steve Vai, Randy Rhoads.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at March 03, 2025 11:15 PM (HZPsi)

277 Gotta add Rik Emmett. He put on a clinic at the US Festival

Posted by: scampydog at March 03, 2025 11:15 PM (41CYW)

That dude was great.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2025 11:16 PM (VwHCD)

278 Israel Kamakawiwo'ole

All time champion of biggest guy with smallest guitar.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 03, 2025 11:17 PM (/lPRQ)

279 >>Neil young.

Highly underrated.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2025 11:17 PM (LkLld)

280 I have a feeling that I'm a bit off base here, but I'm going to nominate Tom Scholz, the mastermind behind Boston. Not so much as a massterful player, but for his contribution to the palate of sounds that he made available to others in the late 20th century.

Posted by: Russ Rhodes at March 03, 2025 11:18 PM (6lYSX)

281 Neil young.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2025 11:12 PM (VwHCD)


You got me thinking with that one so I'll add Bruce Springsteen. Boring and pretentious.

Posted by: RickZ at March 03, 2025 11:18 PM (gKDq2)

282 Fujioka Mikio was the Baby Metal guitarist who died just about the time when Yui Mizuno stopped performing in Baby Metal. I have never understood those events.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 03, 2025 11:18 PM (+6ZAH)

283 Neil Young is a nord barbarian.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2025 11:20 PM (U0o6X)

284 Louisiana ripped off Mardi Gras from Mobile. I still wouldn't go to a parade in either city.

Posted by: Bob at March 03, 2025 11:20 PM (YiqZD)

285 264 Did you have to go back to the office and clock in to respond?
That was the first directive.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 03, 2025 11:11 PM (/lPRQ)


Nope. I high-tailed it down to my parents' house the week before return-to-office took effect. That was when my dad--who was suffering from Flu A and pneumonia--did a George Floyd impersonation during my phone wellness check.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 03, 2025 11:20 PM (NuKV1)

286 Neil young.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2025 11:12 PM (VwHCD)

You got me thinking with that one so I'll add Bruce Springsteen. Boring and pretentious.

Posted by: RickZ at March 03, 2025 11:18 PM (gKDq2)

Absolutely. The award is named after him afterall. The douche leafspring ear drum agonizer lifetime achievement award.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2025 11:21 PM (VwHCD)

287 Boring, bad, even pretentious guitarists. Any nominations?
===============
Mark Farner

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at March 03, 2025 11:23 PM (99t1i)

288 In looking up guitarists I ran across YYZ by Rush, and found a piece of fun trivia that I never knew about that song. Of course YYZ is the three letter call sign for Toronto airport, but also, if you take those three letters in Morse Code, it’s the opening riff of the song. How cool is that?
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2025 11:04 PM (34LIQ)


The Morse code is what inspired the riff and the song. The guys were flying into Toronto in a small plane and heard the code. Peart played the rhythm at a practice and the song flowed from there.

Posted by: Doof at March 03, 2025 11:24 PM (RFPHU)

289 Mardi Gras comes from France and being Roman Catholic. Laisser les bons temps roulez!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 03, 2025 11:25 PM (+6ZAH)

290 Autocorrect surely hates correctly spelled French!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 03, 2025 11:26 PM (+6ZAH)

291 Laissez les bons temps rouler!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 03, 2025 11:28 PM (+6ZAH)

292 Hubert Sumlin
Jimmy Reed
Elmore James...

Posted by: flashbazzbo, s.e. at March 03, 2025 11:29 PM (/rjEK)

293 Orlok thinks maybe...Joe Strummer? Honestly, though, I say this as a segway to speak of the glory that was The Clash. Many Casbahs were rocked and there were several instances of London calling.

Posted by: Count Orlok at March 03, 2025 11:30 PM (pbnte)

294 Mick Ronson is missing.
Posted by: The Conservative Case for Ventilating Bill Kristol at March 03, 2025 11:14 PM (cuu81)

Well Prince Albert is in the can, so he isn’t there. We will look elsewhere

Posted by: Pete Bog at March 03, 2025 11:30 PM (Bjq84)

295 In Germany Mardi Gras is known as Fasching. Well known that Germans are Faschists.

Posted by: Pete Bog at March 03, 2025 11:34 PM (Bjq84)

296 As noted above, Charo was pretty darn good on guitar

Posted by: 496 at March 03, 2025 11:34 PM (nvcmJ)

297 - Sheesh, finally, @251 huerfano
Which was the last comment up when I got here.

Shouldn't be surprised, I guess.
Took till 69 to get Mr Campbell. And longer still until AOP tossed Alvin Lee in the mix.
Can't remember now. Was Ritchie B on there?
I'll check then douse the light.

Posted by: TeeJ at March 03, 2025 11:36 PM (LajFB)

298 >>As noted above, Charo was pretty darn good on guitar

I had no idea until I saw here in a youtube clip a couple years ago. Wow. Didn't see that coming.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2025 11:36 PM (LkLld)

299 Free super-duper-platinum membership to you for the remainder of the thread. Password: Dorf
Posted by: Doof


Dang. Wouldn't you know it! Just as I was about to check out for the night. At least I got the Platinum discount on my hot chocolate with rum at the AoS bar. (Tips barkeep generously.)

Storms possibly heading our way tonight. Gonna go crawl under the covers and hope we don't get twisters.

https://youtu.be/1vzoKDR5WjI

G'nite, y'all. God bless each and every one of yez.

Posted by: mindful webworker - come in she said I'll give you shelter from the storm at March 03, 2025 11:37 PM (+8KQX)

300 Warren Haynes

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 03, 2025 11:39 PM (sAmhv)

301 Nite, Mindful!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2025 11:39 PM (8zz6B)

302 Tyler Durden - First Publicly Released Footage Shows Secretive Bladed Hellfire Missile Eliminating Terrorists

https://tinyurl.com/436vmmtz

Dang:

https://tinyurl.com/9je6fvrb

Posted by: Javems at March 03, 2025 11:40 PM (8I4hW)

303 Another beautiful drive is through southern Colorado on US 160. Come up through Four Corners to Cortez and hang a right over to Durango, then over the Rockies through Wolf Creek Pass and down out of the mountains to Alamosa and over to Walsenburg at I-25. Lots of ways to go from there. I used to drive across southern Kansas and down to Guyman in OK and then on down to OK City to pick up I-40.

Posted by: Philip at March 03, 2025 11:40 PM (PSNi1)

304 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Tomorrow we find out if being off of the new medication for 2 weeks has improved the fluid in my retina. If it has, I might get to go back on a reduced dosage of it; if not, we are going to have to try something else and hope that it works.

Prayers would be appreciated for a good response! 😊

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 03, 2025 11:41 PM (SRRAx)

305 Charo, one of many students of the master: Andrés Segovia

Posted by: JQ at March 03, 2025 11:42 PM (rdVOm)

306 Prayers up for you, Teresa.

Posted by: Philip at March 03, 2025 11:44 PM (PSNi1)

307 I'd have to add Steve Morse. Sure, he did good stuff with Kansas and Deep Purple, but the Dixie Dregs era and his solo stuff put him in god tier for me. Go pick up a copy of "Out Standing in Their Field" by Steve Morse Band. I saw them on that tour in 2009 in a really small venue, and it was one of the most amazing live shows I've ever seen.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at March 03, 2025 11:45 PM (QdGJh)

308 50 Nigel Tufnel.
Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2025 10:13 PM (i0F8b)


I'll see your Nigel Tufnel and raise you Skwisgaar Skwigelf and Toki Wartooth.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 03, 2025 11:45 PM (NuKV1)

309 Absolutely. The award is named after him afterall. The douche leafspring ear drum agonizer lifetime achievement award.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2025 11:21 PM (VwHCD)


I worked in Jersey twice. Both times, everybody who lived in Jersey thought Springsteen was a god. I never understood those people.

Fun fact and full disclosure: I've kept a lot of clunkers in my collection (Status Quo,, e.g.; sorry, MisHum). The only album I ever sold was to my college dorm roommate, Springsteen's 'Born To Run'. Even then, I found that album to be so pretentious and just crap that I had to get rid of it; 'Born To Run' becoming a hit put an exclamation point on that desire as I heard it everywhere. I liked, not adored, Springsteen's first two albums, '. . . E Street Shuffle' more than '. . . Asbury Park', with 'Rosalita' from 'E Street' being a decent song. But I gave up on him with 'Born To Run'. He only confirmed his douchebaggery over time.

Posted by: RickZ at March 03, 2025 11:45 PM (gKDq2)

310 I hope that works out for you, Teresa!

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 03, 2025 11:46 PM (NuKV1)

311 Overrated?

Yngwie Malmsteen.

He's technically good, maybe, but there's no soul. You could build a machine to do that.

He's like those Asian three year olds who can play technically perfect violin, but their playing is never gonna produce an emotional response in another human being.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2025 11:46 PM (W5ArC)

312 "I was in New Orleans during Mardi Gras and it was like the "Red Hour" from Return of the Archons from ToS"

I'm dying here

Oh, memories!

Posted by: Beverly at March 03, 2025 11:47 PM (Epeb0)

313 >> Yngwie Malmsteen

Gesundheit!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 03, 2025 11:51 PM (l3YAf)

314 Landru!!! It is the time of Landru!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2025 11:54 PM (34LIQ)

315
Prayers for T.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 03, 2025 11:55 PM (sq1RE)

316 Re guitarists...Billy Gibbons without question.. also Rick Neilson and Kim Thayil . Removed as guitarist (although one of the best all-time singers and writers and the last true Rock Star), Cobain.

Posted by: azjaeger at March 03, 2025 11:55 PM (3/XaG)

317 Missing guitarists are John Petrucci and Joe Satriani. Remove Kurt Cobain and Tom Morello

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 03, 2025 11:56 PM (0XVad)

318

lol: oscars ratings -7% from last year

They're blaming, get this, a streaming glitch.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 03, 2025 11:58 PM (sq1RE)

319 What list?

Posted by: Jeff Healey at March 03, 2025 11:59 PM (t9NXU)

320 lol: oscars ratings -7% from last year

They're blaming, get this, a streaming glitch.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 03, 2025 11:58 PM (sq1RE)


If they ever admitted the truth, suicides would skyrocket.

"We're just not that important anymore."

Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2025 12:00 AM (gKDq2)

321 Gary Moore, Joe Walsh, Andy Timmons, John Petrucci, Daniele Gottardo, Joe Duplantier, Steve Lukather, Dave Davidson to name a few.

Posted by: jix at March 04, 2025 12:01 AM (Leoj5)

322 For missing guitarists, definitely John Petrucci.
Also, George Lynch. Oh, and Tim Henson (Polyphia).

Posted by: Shepherd Lover at March 04, 2025 12:02 AM (L6yD3)

323 > lol: oscars ratings -7% from last year


I honestly didn't even know it was on.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2025 12:04 AM (W5ArC)

324
Video of crazy karen wildin' out:

https://is.gd/xgrSsv

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 04, 2025 12:04 AM (sq1RE)

325 Aaaannd, Chris DeGarmo.

Posted by: Shepherd Lover at March 04, 2025 12:04 AM (L6yD3)

326 311 Yngwie Malmsteen.

He's technically good, maybe, but there's no soul. You could build a machine to do that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2025 11:46 PM (W5ArC)


I do really dig a few of his songs (Black Star and Deja Vu come to mind) but, yeah, agreed. I also prefer hearing distinct notes being picked rather than his typical machine-gun picking which, frankly, sounds kinda sloppy. That last point got me into a bar argument many years ago...

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 04, 2025 12:09 AM (NuKV1)

327 They're blaming, get this, a streaming glitch.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 03, 2025 11:58 PM (sq1RE)

Yes, the entire production

Posted by: Pete Bog at March 04, 2025 12:09 AM (Bjq84)

328 And, on the "distinct note" front, that's why I really like Eric Johnson and Marty Friedman.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 04, 2025 12:09 AM (NuKV1)

329 Howie Carr@HowieCarrShow

BREAKING: Mayor Michelle Wu will be testifying to Congress Wednesday about her public defiance of federal round-ups of illegal aliens on welfare committing horrific violent crimes and selling drugs. No doubt she will claim, among other things, that everything is under control, and the illegals aren't the ones committing the crimes.

Her own Boston Police Department would disagree. There's something in the BPD called the Boston Regional Intelligence Center (BRIC), which isn't quite as active as it used to be (probably because it was doing reports like this which infuriated the comrades & apparatchiks).

Anyway, below are highlighted excerpts from the 2016 & 2017 Heroin Overdose Reports, with the highlighted section: "Who is Selling the Heroin?"

Conclusion: Of those arrested in Boston for selling heroin, 65 percent were foreign born, and of those, 84 percent were Dominicans.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at March 04, 2025 12:10 AM (TGPs7)

330 They're blaming, get this, a streaming glitch.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 03, 2025 11:58 PM (sq1RE)

A healthy dose of laudanum will usually control the streaming glitch.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2025 12:12 AM (8zz6B)

331 Conclusion: Of those arrested in Boston for selling heroin, 65 percent were foreign born, and of those, 84 percent were Dominicans.
------------

But but but

Are you not culturally enriched?

Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2025 12:13 AM (rdVOm)

332 319 What list?
Posted by: Jeff Healey at March 03, 2025 11:59 PM (t9NXU)
---------
LOL. Brutal, but funny.

Posted by: scampydog at March 04, 2025 12:15 AM (41CYW)

333 Four Steves missing: Stills, Howe, Hackett, and Jones

Posted by: Pervy Grin at March 04, 2025 12:15 AM (M1f92)

334 This list should be like the any other including sportsball...The Hall of Fame and the Hall of Really Good

Posted by: a dude in MI at March 04, 2025 12:16 AM (+I6Y/)

335 LOL. Brutal, but funny.
Posted by: scampydog at March 04, 2025 12:15 AM (41CYW)

That would have made him laugh, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2025 12:17 AM (8zz6B)

336 Another Steve--Miller.

Posted by: Pervy Grin at March 04, 2025 12:17 AM (M1f92)

337 So Trump is taking steps to make sure we have lumber supplies.

Melania has that covered. She gives me wood every time I see her.

Posted by: TC at March 04, 2025 12:22 AM (r4IU7)

338 oscars ratings -7% from last year
They're blaming, get this, a streaming glitch.
Posted by: Soothsayer

LOL. Riiiiight.

Nothing at all to do with their smug, self-congratulatory bullshit or preachy condescension toward their audience. Nope. Not at all.

Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2025 12:22 AM (rdVOm)

339 So I see the head of the New York FBI field office resigned today.I think Pam Bondi can count coup for that one, and nail his scalp to her wall.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2025 12:22 AM (8zz6B)

340 Getting out little early
Still a hour ride home, see you then

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2025 12:24 AM (A30+Y)

341 Watched the scenic road trip list. Have four of the ten through the odometer. Two more are fairly close to me. A good summer activity.

It makes me appreciate the beauty and immense size of our country. I’ve got a few I’d add but kudos to throwing this out there for eyeball catching.

Posted by: Pete Bog at March 04, 2025 12:24 AM (Bjq84)

342 Waddy Wachtel

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 04, 2025 12:26 AM (9E+pH)

343 WHAT...Snow expected. Total snow accumulations between 1 and 3
inches. Winds gusting as high as 60 mph.

* WHERE...Portions of northwest and west central Iowa, southwest
Minnesota, northeast Nebraska, and east central and southeast
South Dakota.

It was sixty-one degrees today. SIXTY-ONE.

Posted by: pookysgirl, *was* enjoying the short-sleeve weather at March 04, 2025 12:28 AM (Wt5PA)

344 314 Landru!!! It is the time of Landru!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2025 11:54 PM (34LIQ)

Landru forgive me!
Many here are not of the body, but the time of absorption draws near and they will soon be one with Landru...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at March 04, 2025 12:29 AM (TGPs7)

345 You could make a pretty good list just from Wyoming and Montana. The “Going to the Sun Road” through Glacier NP. The highway up the east side of the Tetons. An absolute ball to drive through Dubois Wyoming down the Wind River Valley. The canyon road from Three Forks Montana to Great Falls through Helena al9ng the Missouri River.

Continued

Posted by: Pete Bog at March 04, 2025 12:29 AM (Bjq84)

346 " Bay Area workers, students take part in Day Without Immigrants protests."



I responded by not going to San Francisco.

Again.

Posted by: cozily ensconced Miklos at March 04, 2025 12:31 AM (RAvq7)

347 336: had the pleasure of seeing Steve Miller at the Melody Tent on Cape Cod 10-15 years ago, and was thrilled that he still had the vocal range to ace all of his greats (a lot don't, after the years).
I may be wrong, but I think I read somewhere that Les Paul was his godfather--he and Mary Ford were friends of Miller's parents

Posted by: barbarausa at March 04, 2025 12:33 AM (enw9G)

348 Weird, I just had a comment rejected, said it looked like Spam, I only look like Spam if I sit out in the sun too long.

Anyway, Teresa, many prayers for you tomorrow. You have a party to get to!!!

JQ, good to see you, I hope that you are doing well.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 04, 2025 12:34 AM (0nHVk)

349 Hi, Debby! As good as can be...

Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2025 12:35 AM (rdVOm)

350 Chief Joseph and Big Bear skyways, the Beaverhead forest from Dillion Montana to West Yellowstone.

Moving a little farther afield last summer I drove with a buddy from Kamiah Idaho up US hwy 12 to Missoula. Headed out just at sunrise and had a spectacular trip up the canyon over Lola Pass What an epic day. Good to be alive. And in a sports car.

Posted by: Pete Bog at March 04, 2025 12:36 AM (Bjq84)

351 That would have made him laugh, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
--------
I think you mentioned you had a beer with him and said he was a good guy.

Posted by: scampydog at March 04, 2025 12:37 AM (41CYW)

352 I believe it...

Fox5: DC could see surge of rats, disease-carrying pests through spring 2025

Posted by: Mister Ghost at March 04, 2025 12:38 AM (TGPs7)

353 Fox5: DC could see surge of rats, disease-carrying pests through spring 2025
-
Well, Congress *is* in session

Posted by: Methos at March 04, 2025 12:39 AM (Dnobf)

354 Yngwie Malmsteen? Ow my brains!

Posted by: Autocucumber at March 04, 2025 12:41 AM (PiwSw)

355 Had the good fortune to do meet some friends in Grand Junction Colorado for long range shooting then drove north to Vernal Utah along a gorgeous mountain road. The next day after a brief visit to Dinosaur NP we headed up through NW Colorado towards and past the Green River Canyon. Stunning scenery. Saw Bison and Wild horses and appreciated the joy of driving in, and living as an American. We are truly blessed.

Posted by: Pete Bog at March 04, 2025 12:41 AM (Bjq84)

356 Chief Joseph and Big Bear skyways, the Beaverhead forest from Dillion Montana to West Yellowstone.

Moving a little farther afield last summer I drove with a buddy from Kamiah Idaho up US hwy 12 to Missoula. Headed out just at sunrise and had a spectacular trip up the canyon over Lola Pass What an epic day. Good to be alive. And in a sports car.
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 04, 2025 12:36 AM (Bjq84)

When I do the North/South migration, I mostly take I-5, but I avoid the stretch between Dillon and Boulder, that goes through Butte. Boulder to Whitehall to Twin Bridges to Dillon. It's 12 miles shorter, and mostly river valley grade the whole way. Also very scenic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2025 12:42 AM (8zz6B)

357 Stay warm Pookysgirl. For some reason I thought you were in California or someplace warmer.

Posted by: Pete Bog at March 04, 2025 12:43 AM (Bjq84)

358 I think you mentioned you had a beer with him and said he was a good guy.
Posted by: scampydog at March 04, 2025 12:37 AM (41CYW)

Very gregarious, and a party animal. Did not let his handicap slow him down in the least.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2025 12:44 AM (8zz6B)

359 AOP,
I haven’t been through Dillion in years but I recall it being a classic western small town. I bought a Coleman camping lantern at the hardware store that still works. Even if I don’t very well.

I would guess it’s gotten bigger as a victim of its great beauty and world class trout fishing.

Posted by: Pete Bog at March 04, 2025 12:46 AM (Bjq84)

360 > 339 So I see the head of the New York FBI field office resigned today.I think Pam Bondi can count coup for that one, and nail his scalp to her wall.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2025 12:22 AM (8zz6B)

The bastard was allowed to put in retirement papers, though.

That should be rejected, and the incident should count as
firing for cause.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2025 12:47 AM (W5ArC)

361 Maybe we can hijack the hobby thread for a discussion of great road trip drives. I’m hoping that by slowing down the work pace I can drive more and fly less.

Might be time to upgrade the radar detector

Posted by: Pete Bog at March 04, 2025 12:49 AM (Bjq84)

362 She's breastfeeding a cat on the plane...

https://tinyurl.com/yvewj2t3

Posted by: Mister Ghost at March 04, 2025 12:50 AM (TGPs7)

363 About those 'Ten Most Scenic Drives'. The segment about the Blue Ridge Parkway is complete bullshit. There's nothing there but toothless, squeal-like-a-pig, mountain rednecks. Stay the hell away from that part of the country.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2025 12:51 AM (XeU6L)

364
The bastard was allowed to put in retirement papers, though.

That should be rejected, and the incident should count as
firing for cause.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
----

This was SOP for the Roosevelt and Truman adminstrations. A 'resignation' left then perfectly free to move to another department. Dozens of those persued by McCarthy did just that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2025 12:56 AM (XeU6L)

365 *them

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2025 12:56 AM (XeU6L)

366 Late but Ted Nugent should definitely replace The Edge.,

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 04, 2025 12:58 AM (VofaG)

367 The biggest omission is Prince much as I like Marr.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2025 12:58 AM (gKWVE)

368 Surf guitarist Dick Dale.

Posted by: 13times at March 04, 2025 01:00 AM (wy139)

369 Allen Collins.

Posted by: Case at March 04, 2025 01:00 AM (IFQdH)

370 About those 'Ten Most Scenic Drives'. The segment about the Blue Ridge Parkway is complete bullshit. There's nothing there but toothless, squeal-like-a-pig, mountain rednecks. Stay the hell away from that part of the country.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2025 12:51 AM (XeU6L)


Wait a minute. Aren’t you one of them? Lucky dude.

Posted by: Pete Bog at March 04, 2025 01:05 AM (Bjq84)

371 This was SOP for the Roosevelt and Truman adminstrations. A 'resignation' left then perfectly free to move to another department. Dozens of those persued by McCarthy did just that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2025 12:56 AM (XeU6L)

Yup. It’s a scam. Guy should not have been allowed to resign.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 04, 2025 01:06 AM (l3YAf)

372 The bastard was allowed to put in retirement papers, though.

That should be rejected, and the incident should count as
firing for cause.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2025 12:47 AM (W5ArC)

I think it was a case of "resign or be fired". He can still be charged with any criminal action he may have done, like destryoing evidence.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2025 01:07 AM (8zz6B)

373 Mike Hammer, I saw somewhere today that Sean Duffy has the I-40 open again after Pete Buttigieg said it would take billions of dollars and perhaps years before this could happen.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 04, 2025 01:12 AM (0nHVk)

374 When in college my two buddies and I decided to get in my big Delta 88 and drive from Louisiana to Denver to go skiing. When we got outside of Amarillo it was pitch dark but the sky was lit up with more stars then I had ever seen. Absolutely awe inspiring. Anyway we continued to drive and after awhile my car started to sputter and finally just quit on us. It was about 3am or 4am so we decided just to sleep in the car until the morning. When the sun came up I stepped out of the car into another awe inspiring view of being surrounded by the Rocky Mountains . My car had stopped on us right at the top of Raton Pass. Apparently carburetors like a little air with their gas mixture. It had flooded out because of the altitude. That’s my most memorable road trip.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 04, 2025 01:13 AM (VofaG)

375 Good night you road trippin, guitar player choosing
Mob.

Posted by: Pete Bog at March 04, 2025 01:15 AM (Bjq84)

376 I think that guitar list is of the best known guitarists and not the best playing guitarist.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 04, 2025 01:17 AM (VofaG)

377 57 minutes, not bad

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2025 01:21 AM (fwDg9)

378

I prefer organ players.

Posted by: Peter Bootygig at March 04, 2025 01:24 AM (o7u1E)

379 Hughie Thomasson
Randall Hall
Ed King
Rickey Medlocke
Gary Rossington

Posted by: Case at March 04, 2025 01:26 AM (NMZGW)

380 Obligatory:

Don (Buck Dharma) Roeser

Posted by: DaveA at March 04, 2025 01:27 AM (FhXTo)

381 Jimmy Page

Posted by: DaveA at March 04, 2025 01:29 AM (FhXTo)

382 About those 'Ten Most Scenic Drives'. The segment about the Blue Ridge Parkway is complete bullshit. There's nothing there but toothless, squeal-like-a-pig, mountain rednecks. Stay the hell away from that part of the country.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2025 12:51 AM (XeU6L)


Wait a minute. Aren’t you one of them? Lucky dude.
Posted by: Pete Bog

Oh, Mr. Mike is just funnin' with us. I have driven parts of the Blueridge Parkway and Skyline Drive, and besides the fact that is is beautiful, most of the people that live there are just super nice folks. Mike wants to keep it all to himself. And I don't blame him. People get entranced by the beauty and come in and ruin it.

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at March 04, 2025 01:29 AM (tjZg/)

383 Seen many now articles about the Democrats telling Zelenskyy to screw Trump in that White House meeting.

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2025 01:31 AM (fwDg9)

384 I am actually amazed Jimmy Page is still breathing, he was a serious drug addiction

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2025 01:33 AM (fwDg9)

385 Another Steve--Miller.
Posted by: Pervy Grin


I'm good with Steve Miller and Steve Howe, but Stephen Stills is an over-rated gas bag.
Lowell George (late of Little Feat) used to make fun of his guitar playing. He thought is was....pedestrian.

And seconds on Derick Trucks. There's a video on YouTube when he was playing with BB King, and King thought he was pretty amazing.

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at March 04, 2025 01:33 AM (tjZg/)

386 Mike Hammer, I saw somewhere today that Sean Duffy has the I-40 open again after Pete Buttigieg said it would take billions of dollars and perhaps years before this could happen.
Posted by: Debby Doberman
-------

Took a long time. The original target was Jan 1, that got shoved forward to Mar 1. That takes care of I-40, perhaps. Numerous side roads and bridges are still impassable...or missing altogether. Uncertain of the N-S rail lines, I doubt that they are near 100%.

The more local problems are no where near 'recovery'. This is an every day deal. I'm still trying to decide if I should vent here about FEMA, as it would be pretty personally revealing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2025 01:35 AM (XeU6L)

387 I am actually amazed Jimmy Page is still breathing, he was a serious drug addiction
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2025 01:33 AM (fwDg9)


Keith Richards has entered the conversation. That guy has to be an alien, has to be.

There was even a song inspired by his heroin arrest in Canada by Nils Lofgren titled 'Keith Don't Go' (to Toronto for trial).

Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2025 01:41 AM (gKDq2)

388 Kenny Wayne Shepard
Albert King
Leo Kottke
Dickie Betts
Charlie Daniels
Roy Gallagher
Mick Taylor
Joe Bonomassa
Buddy Guy
Walter Trout
Robin Trower
Johnny Lang

Posted by: Misanthropic at March 04, 2025 01:42 AM (9UnaD)

389 Thank you Pixy. Nice save.

Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2025 01:43 AM (gKDq2)

390 How about Michael Bloomfield (w Paul Butterfield, Electric Flag, and solo?)

Posted by: Slash Buzz at March 04, 2025 01:45 AM (FstDi)

391 People get entranced by the beauty and come in and ruin it.
Posted by: A face in the crowd
----------

This, too, is the story of North Idaho!

Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2025 01:49 AM (rdVOm)

392 Mike, you can certainly tell the Horde what people are still in desperate need of, and where to donate. I would love to help, I hope that you and your neighbors are not forgotten. I hope that President Trump remembers his visit there in January.

I am off to bed, Horde, trying to get more sleep these days.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 04, 2025 01:50 AM (0nHVk)

393 I like some of Trower's stuff, particularly 'Bridge of Sighs', but also his work with Procol Harum; 'Whiskey Train' is one helluva rocker with Trower letting loose (from their album 'Home'). But I've seen Trower and overall I find him rather boring as a performer. Just stands there with a lot of reverb. Don't get me wrong, I don't think he's bad just not in the level of some omitted mentions above.

Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2025 01:52 AM (gKDq2)

394 Been dying for a bed since 8pm
Have a great rest of the night everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2025 01:53 AM (fwDg9)

395 People get entranced by the beauty and come in and ruin it.
Posted by: A face in the crowd
----------

This, too, is the story of North Idaho!
Posted by: JQ
------

And, the culture, I would add.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2025 01:53 AM (XeU6L)

396 Ok, Michael Bloomfield is already on the list.

How about Adrian Bellew and Mick Taylor?

Posted by: Slash Buzz at March 04, 2025 01:54 AM (FstDi)

397 People get entranced by the beauty and come in and ruin it.
Posted by: A face in the crowd
----------

This, too, is the story of North Idaho!
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2025 01:49 AM (rdVOm)

And Gary, Indiana!

Except Gary, Indiana isn’t ruined! It’s perfect!

Buy a house and move there! Today!

Posted by: Gary, Indiana Tourism Bureau at March 04, 2025 01:54 AM (l3YAf)

398 Have a great rest of the night everyone
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2025 01:53 AM (fwDg9)


You know, when you think about it, that's why we're here, we're not resting at night. Oh well.

Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2025 01:54 AM (gKDq2)

399 Yes, Mike Hammer... Debby brought up a great idea:

Tell us where/what to donate, to best serve your community!

Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2025 01:56 AM (rdVOm)

400 Buck Dharma

Posted by: SFGoth at March 04, 2025 01:57 AM (KAi1n)

401 I saw Robin Trower jam with BOC on Roadhouse Blues. That was cool.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 04, 2025 02:04 AM (KAi1n)

402 At 0:30am nurse came in and removed all food and rink so drainage op on cyst may be today. Appreciate a prayer even though it's a minor as far as ops go, however outcome as to successful drainage and benign growth is complicated.

Posted by: Ciampino - Meanwhile at the OK Corral at March 04, 2025 02:13 AM (g4sLG)

403 Listened to that 3hour Joe Rogan- Elon Musk talk. Great stuff. Elon really is a genius.

Posted by: Ciampino - Meanwhile at the OK Corral at March 04, 2025 02:16 AM (g4sLG)

404 Prayers up for successful op and outcome, Ciampino!

Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2025 02:16 AM (rdVOm)

405 Cobaine is the Tay-tay of toe jam.

No mention of Albert Collins or Tommy Victor?

Posted by: Rev Wishbone at March 04, 2025 02:23 AM (fY84s)

406 Ciampino

Good luck on having that Democrat cyst excised.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 04, 2025 02:23 AM (aspLo)

407 At 0:30am nurse came in and removed all food and rink so drainage op on cyst may be today. Appreciate a prayer even though it's a minor as far as ops go, however outcome as to successful drainage and benign growth is complicated.
Posted by: Ciampino - Meanwhile at the OK Corral at March 04, 2025 02:13 AM (g4sLG)


Yep. They always starve you before they do stuff. I even have to starve myself at home for quarterly blood draws. It's a whole lot easier when someone else controls the food/liquid supply and not be 15 feet from a fridge.

Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2025 02:26 AM (gKDq2)

408 At 0:30am nurse came in and removed all food and rink so drainage op on cyst may be today. Appreciate a prayer even though it's a minor as far as ops go, however outcome as to successful drainage and benign growth is complicated.
Posted by: Ciampino - Meanwhile at the OK Corral at March 04, 2025 02:13 AM (g4sLG)

All the best to you, Ciampino, and may everything come out all right.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2025 02:35 AM (8zz6B)

409 Well, I am off to the snoozer. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2025 02:44 AM (8zz6B)

410 YouTube: Billy Cobham Brags On Tommy Bolin (it's short)

https://tinyurl.com/y7sxf2ky

Bolin played on Cobham's 1973 Jazz Album of the Year, 'Spectrum'. In 1974, that album tracked to 26 on the BillBoard 200 of top (mostly pop/rock) albums which was not bad for a jazz album, a real crossover. Album put Bolin on the musical map, too, no doubt about it. Bolin was 22 when the album was rleased. Dead 3 years later after working in The James Gang, Deep Purple and putting out his own two solos. He left an amazing musical mark but boy oh boy what could have been. Another one with the drugs.

Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2025 02:54 AM (gKDq2)

411 Ciampino, any chance you can get the cyst in a jar so you can take it home as a souvenir?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 04, 2025 03:07 AM (tazkY)

412 Ciampino, any chance you can get the cyst in a jar so you can take it home as a souvenir?
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 04, 2025 03:07 AM (tazkY)


Everything taken out of a person goes to pathology. No keepsies.

Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2025 03:10 AM (gKDq2)

413 Everything taken out of a person goes to pathology. No keepsies. Posted by: Rick

That blows.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 04, 2025 03:11 AM (tazkY)

414 Everything taken out of a person goes to pathology. No keepsies. Posted by: Rick
-----

That blows.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 04, 2025 03:11 AM (tazkY)


I should add, babies are excluded.

Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2025 03:14 AM (gKDq2)

415 Everything taken out of a person goes to pathology. No keepsies. Posted by: Rick
-----

That blows.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 04, 2025 03:11 AM (tazkY)

I should add, babies are excluded.
Posted by: RickZ

The way the latest round of college units turned out I am thinking this policy has more than a few bugs.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 04, 2025 03:26 AM (tazkY)

416 Lots of great guitarists missing, including (from the jazz world):

Pat Metheny
Joe Pass
Ralph Towner
John Abercrombie
Bill Frisell
Allan Holdsworth
Jakob Bro
Christy Doran
Jimmy Raney

and not specifically / just jazz:

Christian Fennesz
David Torn

and as others have mentioned, Robert Fripp and Adrian Belew.

Posted by: gdgm+ at March 04, 2025 03:26 AM (FyLCZ)

417 Hey Hordlings! Greetings from Singapore!

Agree on the folks who have suggested additions to the "missing guitarists" list (and some of the subtractions) but would add: BB King

Btw - the other day it was mentioned that Karen Carpenter was the greatest drummer in the world - to which I said - huh? What? And agreed with whomever said "is that the world with Buddy Rich in it?" And yes - he was still alive at the time of Karen's death.

Btw - it looks as if our good friend Zelensky is in the "FO" stage of FAFO right now. The most disgusting display by any world leader - this was a State Visit, FFS. Put on a suit. And you certainly do not address the sitting Vice President (or even a retired one) as "JD"
Would all of the retarded, liberal (BIRM), globo-homo F's have been OK if Zelensky had addressed Queen Elizabeth the II on a state visit as "Lizzie?"

Jeebers - what a cretin - I would have drop-kicked that Ukrainian troll

Posted by: Publius Redux at March 04, 2025 03:29 AM (/aZwr)

418 352 I believe it...

Fox5: DC could see surge of rats, disease-carrying pests through spring 2025

Posted by: Mister Ghost



That's not news. Rats have been a problem in DC for years. I used to work mids and would walk around Lafayette Park in the middle of the night. It's proximity to the White House makes it one of the safest parks in the world. Used to see herds of rats running around in the grass though. DC and the Park Police needed those little rat terriers the NYC Subway pest control use to attack the rats.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 04, 2025 03:41 AM (sAmhv)

419 Wonder if Z-douche addressed KC3 as "Chuck"?

Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2025 03:46 AM (rdVOm)

420 Btw - the other day it was mentioned that Karen Carpenter was the greatest drummer in the world - to which I - huh? What? And agreed with whomever said "is that the world with Buddy Rich in it?" And yes - he was still alive at the time of Karen's death.

I countered Karen C. with Rich. I think Karen C. can be in the mix for the best Holiday Inn lounge drummer.

Little Z is getting is getting a lesson in realpolitik from Felonious D.

I haven't look at the guitar thing. I spent 6 hours preparing taxes for the CPA.

Singapore. How is the humidity. It pretty cool that you have the time to go there for Chinese take out.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 04, 2025 03:47 AM (tazkY)

421 Django Reinhardt
Andrea Segovia
Christopher Parkening
Julian Bream
Pepe Romero
Richard Thompson

We should play this again.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 04, 2025 03:52 AM (tazkY)

422 .
NOOD

Pixy is NOOD!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 04, 2025 04:00 AM (O7YUW)

423 I'll bet that the Russian military is going to be very quiet while and after the dust settles on this episode. They have had their lunch eaten big time by some motivated people who showed a lot of native talent. It should be several years before they reconstitute.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at March 04, 2025 04:01 AM (hKoQL)

424 >kid that played Karate Kid but from the movie Crossroads

When you see him play, you are hearing Steve Vai looped a second time. Ralph Machio played at about 90% speed while the camera is equally under-cranked. Often this is done in martial arts movies. The guy has more talent at guitar than karate.

I can play Brian Setzer's Rock this Town if it is slowed a bit.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 04, 2025 04:08 AM (lhenN)

425 There's nothing there but toothless, squeal-like-a-pig, mountain rednecks. Stay the hell away from that part of the country.

Fun thing I recently learned: you know how Lord of the Flies was actually the opposite of what happened when a group of boys were stranded on an island in real life? Turns out Deliverence is based on a true story, but it’s the exact opposite of what really happened. The liberal professor who wrote the book had a flat tire in deepest darkest Kentucky in the 50s. The rednecks helped him get to a motel, buy and mount a new tire, and go on his way with a proper breakfast.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 04, 2025 04:11 AM (QZThv)

426 Robert Fripp.

Posted by: Tommy Shanks at March 04, 2025 04:58 AM (KDpmu)

427 Edge plays the same chords in every song. Steve Howe can play it all and never forget Terry Kath, one of the best ever

Posted by: gycincy at March 04, 2025 06:20 AM (G/ZRw)

428 Samantha Fish

Posted by: Editor at March 04, 2025 06:28 AM (bbqkM)

429 Missing guitarists: Glenn Campbell (He was the studio guitarist for most of these musicians) and maybe Roy Clark (just because!!)

Posted by: Mim Moco at March 04, 2025 08:09 AM (RjOoY)

430 Steve Howe from Yes was voted best guitarist of the year in Guitar Magazine's annual poll FIVE YEARS IN A ROW! That's a poll largely voted on by guitarists who subscribe to the magazine.

Posted by: sherlockzz at March 04, 2025 11:00 AM (fAOGR)

431 came to say steve howe. it's been covered, ha.
ry cooder. gerry mcgee. jeff cotton. jeff morris tepper. richard redus. john french. gary lucas.
i won tix to metallica in '86. had never heard of them. still don't much.

Posted by: cmeat at March 04, 2025 04:41 PM (6+aIJ)

432 Oh my gosh! Did anyone mention Peter Green?

Posted by: flashbazzbo, s.e. at March 04, 2025 09:30 PM (/rjEK)

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Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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