Love And ONTs

Happy Valentines Day!

Fido Friday: Can't fool me

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Liberals

Weather report

This is cool

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Výtopna Railway Restaurant in Prague

Dream big

Porn on the ONT!

Musical Interlude

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Isn't this really what most loves songs mean?

Work

Fly the unfriendly skies

AlexTheChick wants one of these for spiders

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We heard you liked hills

Helmets

The Aristocrats!

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With friends like these...

If you were Superman, how would you carry passengers?

Cool idea

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Florida woman has entered the chat

New cookbook dropped

The caption guy is a genius

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The difference an inch makes

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the best baseball game ever:

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Comments

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1 Yay, National Cream-Filled Chocolates Day ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 14, 2025 09:59 PM (lUFok)

2 So, here we go again. Yay.

Posted by: mindful webworker - expelliramus at February 14, 2025 09:59 PM (C7u2V)

3 Sponge

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 14, 2025 10:00 PM (ufFY8)

4 I don't know why those two embeds are not working. You'll just have to follow the link

Posted by: Weirddave at February 14, 2025 10:00 PM (xAmUf)

5 DAMMIT!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 14, 2025 10:00 PM (ufFY8)

6 @MarioNawfal
59m
🇧🇷 BRAZILIANS MOBILIZE: MASS PROTESTS IN 120 CITIES DEMAND LULA’S IMPEACHMENT

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 14, 2025 10:00 PM (A3uq/)

7 Can't believe I'm fourth.

Posted by: YIKES! at February 14, 2025 10:00 PM (OgWfa)

8 WD is always on time at the ONT.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 14, 2025 10:00 PM (A3uq/)

9 Hi everyone

Posted by: Skip at February 14, 2025 10:01 PM (fwDg9)

10 Abc News has the sadz that thousands of federal govt “workers” have been fired. lol

Fuck you lazy pieces of shit. Hope you starve.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at February 14, 2025 10:01 PM (2xLsW)

11 Aw. Mighta had first except for that jumpy thing it does loading embeds. Cost precious milliseconds.

Salutes Blanco.

Posted by: mindful webworker - abra kenoodle at February 14, 2025 10:01 PM (C7u2V)

12 >>>Sometimes I just hate my mind

I don't get it.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 14, 2025 10:04 PM (lHPJf)

13 Salutes Blanco.

*Takes a bow*

*Gets slapped upside the head by WeirdDave, puts bow back*

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 14, 2025 10:04 PM (lUFok)

14 Another stellar ONT, WD.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 14, 2025 10:04 PM (mH6SG)

15 "Trump Unveils Bold New Country Names."- Babylon Bee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6ekVq4UAjs

Posted by: Just reporting at February 14, 2025 10:05 PM (drSmY)

16 Clearing up olde businesse

Thursday's ONT #413

[Quoting me:] Oh, I know, some cob can go in and add [Debunked] to every comment repeating the misinf.

Weirddave: I'm not your mother. If you blindly accept anything that is posted here w/o researching it, that's your problem, not mine (and I include stuff *I* post in that statement. The ONT is here to entertain, it's not one of Ace's posts).

Um, the next part of my comment, I said, "Just joking; where's the fun in that? Morons gotta Moron."

Sure don't want to make more work for the hardworking underpaid cobs!
Except CBD, the lazy bum.
[[JUST JOKING!!]]

Posted by: mindful webworker - occulus obscuro at February 14, 2025 10:06 PM (C7u2V)

17 I ran up here as fast as I could....
Never number 1, but my heart is here💗...
Good evening all. Now, onto content...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 14, 2025 10:06 PM (Oapdw)

18 Buncha non nooders

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 14, 2025 10:06 PM (u73oe)

19 Good Evening.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 14, 2025 10:07 PM (dR6yv)

20 Buncha non nooders
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 14, 2025 10:06 PM (u73oe)

It's after 10:00. Why didn't you check?

Posted by: Dr. T at February 14, 2025 10:07 PM (lHPJf)

21 The world could use a man like Vlad today.

Shame what the Hungarians did to him

Posted by: 18-1 at February 14, 2025 10:08 PM (t0Rmr)

22 Mighta had first except for that jumpy thing it does loading embeds. Cost precious milliseconds.

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at February 14, 2025 10:08 PM (vZbEn)

23 Seen a few recently these train servers on YouTube

Posted by: Skip at February 14, 2025 10:08 PM (fwDg9)

24 From last thread:

All 13 Canadian Premiers (like our governors) have blown off Justin Bieber-Castrato and gone to DC to negotiate with Trump on a first-hand basis.

Seems pretty huge.

https://tinyurl.com/yckxwwee

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 14, 2025 10:09 PM (W5ArC)

25 Cute baseball story!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 14, 2025 10:09 PM (Cw7Lx)

26 How much does one tip a locomotive server?

Posted by: mindful webworker - no tips on tax! at February 14, 2025 10:10 PM (C7u2V)

27 All 13 Canadian Premiers (like our governors)

—

13? I thought Canuckistan has 10 provinces.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at February 14, 2025 10:11 PM (2xLsW)

28 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2025 10:11 PM (WXNFJ)

29 Just want to say, if you go to that 'caption guy' X link, beware the image under the linked one.

Posted by: RickZ at February 14, 2025 10:11 PM (gKDq2)

30 I don't think I can make this final lap...but the Abrahm's Tank within my soul can shoot and scoot & fire close range flèchette rounds into the trolls that may appear.

Evening Horde...

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 14, 2025 10:11 PM (25kuG)

31 Very sorry to hear about your sister, WD.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 14, 2025 10:11 PM (CHHv1)

32 13? I thought Canuckistan has 10 provinces.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at February 14, 2025 10:11 PM (2xLsW)

Ten provinces, three territories.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 14, 2025 10:12 PM (lHPJf)

33 Musical Interlude
by Bad Lip Reading

Posted by: mindful webworker - say o'nora at February 14, 2025 10:12 PM (C7u2V)

34 The baseball ritual (when no baseball) sounds like how the kids of the pockylips would reconstruct how life what in history-back.

Posted by: who run bartertown at February 14, 2025 10:12 PM (gKWVE)

35 Ahh right territories.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at February 14, 2025 10:13 PM (2xLsW)

36 BRAZILIANS MOBILIZE: MASS PROTESTS IN 120 CITIES DEMAND LULA’S IMPEACHMENT
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 14, 2025 10:00 PM (A3uq/)

There goes Trump being an asshole, now he's making Brazil great again. What an egomaniac.

Posted by: Our Dinosaur Media at February 14, 2025 10:13 PM (gKDq2)

37 > 13? I thought Canuckistan has 10 provinces.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at February 14, 2025 10:11 PM (2xLsW)

10 provinces, 3 territories.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 14, 2025 10:13 PM (W5ArC)

38 Sorry I'm late. Dremeling my bunions.

Posted by: Same Old Grind These Days at February 14, 2025 10:13 PM (G5+As)

39 Kat Timpf is about to explode.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at February 14, 2025 10:13 PM (w6EFb)

40 24 From last thread:

All 13 Canadian Premiers (like our governors) have blown off Justin Bieber-Castrato and gone to DC to negotiate with Trump on a first-hand basis.

Seems pretty huge.

https://tinyurl.com/yckxwwee
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 14, 2025 10:09 PM (W5ArC)

Do they have the power to even make a deal? Or is this like Newsome going to china to yack.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 14, 2025 10:14 PM (QAkQ3)

41 It's after 10:00. Why didn't you check?
Posted by: Dr. T at February 14, 2025 10:07 PM (lHPJf)

—————

*Kicks rocks*

Good point.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 14, 2025 10:14 PM (u73oe)

42 Happy Friday ya goofs

Posted by: Zeera , The People Are Coming at February 14, 2025 10:14 PM (IWsvc)

43 Didn't Herr Rogers sing "Würdest du mir mein?, Würdest du mir mein?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2025 10:14 PM (WXNFJ)

44 >>> Army, Non-West Pointers, Dominate Trump Appointees with Military Service

Smart - Going with all Academy would be worse than hiring only Harvat.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 14, 2025 10:14 PM (/lPRQ)

45 BRAZILIANS MOBILIZE: MASS PROTESTS IN 120 CITIES DEMAND LULA’S IMPEACHMENT

Lula, who was not eligible to run for president, stole his election with direct help from Biden

Posted by: 18-1 at February 14, 2025 10:14 PM (t0Rmr)

46 Thanks WeirdDave. Good Valentine cards for leftists.

Please accept my condolences for your sister and your family.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 14, 2025 10:15 PM (u82oZ)

47 Got here. Read the content. Scrolled down to #13 ... reload and it's #41 ... I need to come here more often.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at February 14, 2025 10:15 PM (MDBTH)

48 Mighta had first except for that jumpy thing it does loading embeds. Cost precious milliseconds.

Tell me about it.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at February 14, 2025 10:08 PM (vZbEn)

Classical GASSSS.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 14, 2025 10:15 PM (ufFY8)

49 Canada as Gay North Dakota? Shouldn't it be Gayer Norther Dakota?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 14, 2025 10:15 PM (t0Rmr)

50 > Do they have the power to even make a deal? Or is this like Newsome going to china to yack.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 14, 2025 10:14 PM (QAkQ3)

I don't actually know. I know they do have tariffs between each other (seriously!) so there's obviously some degree of autonomy in that area.

Maybe AOP can put us all some knowledge if he shows up.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 14, 2025 10:15 PM (W5ArC)

51 pic.twitter.com/nygfXTgqxX

Had to change the x.com URL to xcancel.com.

Frequently happens.

Ow.

Posted by: mindful webworker - fix it daddy at February 14, 2025 10:16 PM (C7u2V)

52 Have a great night, everyone.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 14, 2025 10:16 PM (u82oZ)

53 Sorry I'm late. Had to wax down my surfboard. Can't wait for June.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 14, 2025 10:16 PM (Aqu9a)

54 Publius over what?

Posted by: Skip at February 14, 2025 10:16 PM (fwDg9)

55
Skip, she's pregnant

Posted by: four seasons at February 14, 2025 10:17 PM (3ek7K)

56 One day I walked out to my lawn and there were a billion birds completely covering everything. I thought hmmm, that's a bit odd, kind of hitchcockian. Come to find out, my whole lawn was being devoured by armyworms. I could go to one of the few spots not covered with birds look down and see the ground move. It wasn't the ground moving it was a swarm of worms. Freaked me out.

24hrs after I saw all the birds I had no lawn, down to the soil in a day. I had planted high grade golf course grass which looked amazing but apparently, was very yummy. The worms ate some of the roots but not all and the grass came back with a lot of work on my part.

Anyway, those guys should just plant a sacrificial lawn to attract armyworms to feed their chickens.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 14, 2025 10:17 PM (Y6IkP)

57 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 14, 2025 10:17 PM (wBh67)

58 Had to wax down my surfboard.

hadn't heard that one

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at February 14, 2025 10:17 PM (gKWVE)

59

Pizza King Station – A Train at Your Table

https://t.ly/Yy-nl

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 14, 2025 10:17 PM (63Dwl)

60 Good evening Horde. Thanks WD!

Posted by: TRex at February 14, 2025 10:17 PM (IQ6Gq)

61 Hah! Those commie valentines are great!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 14, 2025 10:18 PM (J5RCE)

62 Canada as Gay North Dakota? Shouldn't it be Gayer Norther Dakota?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 14, 2025 10:15 PM (t0Rmr)

Lol, seething North Dakota-cels won’t recover from this

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 14, 2025 10:18 PM (Cw7Lx)

63 Lula, who was not eligible to run for president, stole his election with direct help from Biden
Posted by: 18-1 at February 14, 2025 10:14 PM (t0Rmr)

And the Brazilian Supreme Court, or at least the head honcho. Lula used the court to help take power by imprisoning his opponent, Bolisaro. Sounds familiar.

Posted by: RickZ at February 14, 2025 10:18 PM (gKDq2)

64 I hear the biggest song in OZ right now is about COVID being a manmade disease intended to enrich globo-pharma.

Maybe the Ozzies are finally waking up?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 14, 2025 10:18 PM (t0Rmr)

65 Kat is overdue, too.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at February 14, 2025 10:19 PM (w6EFb)

66 Yay, National Cream-Filled Chocolates Day ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 14, 2025 09:59 PM (lUFok)

I prefer vanillas.

Posted by: Pete Buttgigger at February 14, 2025 10:19 PM (0eaVi)

67 >>> Skip, she's pregnant
Posted by: four seasons at February 14, 2025 10:17 PM (3ek7K)

MUSKED?

Posted by: banana Dream at February 14, 2025 10:19 PM (Y6IkP)

68 My niece lives in Prague. She told me that restaurant is very popular. I'm going to make her take me there when I go for a visit.

Posted by: Moonbeam at February 14, 2025 10:20 PM (rbKZ6)

69 Over a hundred years Lenin has been pickled and on display in Red Square. How long can this bullshit go on?

Posted by: Celebrate Something Nice at February 14, 2025 10:20 PM (G5+As)

70 >>> Skip, she's pregnant
Posted by: four seasons at February 14, 2025 10:17 PM (3ek7K)

I know she just joked about it, but hasn't she been pregnant for like two years now?

Posted by: Dr. T at February 14, 2025 10:21 PM (lHPJf)

71 Evening Horde, thx WeirdDave. My condolences to you and your family on your loss

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 14, 2025 10:21 PM (KXtU1)

72 Thissa Elon, there is no keeping up

Posted by: Paolo at February 14, 2025 10:21 PM (gKWVE)

73 That "Love Song" reminded me of the song in the movie "Electric Dreams" that the computer wrote, where one of the lyrics was "I want to see your tits!"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 14, 2025 10:21 PM (ynpvh)

74 Had to wax down my surfboard. Can't wait for June.
Posted by: Count de Monet

We doing phrasing tonight?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2025 10:22 PM (WXNFJ)

75 I thought that "Fly the unfriendly skies" one said "Remington" at first. Then I thought "Oh, well, yeah, we could send them home, too."

Posted by: GWB at February 14, 2025 10:22 PM (hzHvq)

76 My culture song for the current Democrati party

"My City Was Gone"

Pretenders.

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 14, 2025 10:23 PM (25kuG)

77 Uh-oh

Lessee. Well…

Nova Scotia - means “new Scotland”?
Newfoundland
Northwest Territories
Saskatchawan
Alberta
The Yukon
Ontario

Um.. I get a “D” sorry

Posted by: Common Tater at February 14, 2025 10:23 PM (XK2P4)

78 73 That "Love Song" reminded me of the song in the movie "Electric Dreams" that the computer wrote, where one of the lyrics was "I want to see your tits!"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 14, 2025 10:21 PM (ynpvh)

Oh, found it.
https://youtu.be/kHz93Z_cXrY&t=340s

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 14, 2025 10:23 PM (ynpvh)

79 Are you on surfari to stay?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2025 10:23 PM (LBzpt)

80 We should not be showing the growing of the larva for chicken feed to the WEF. They want us to eat bugs already, this will only give them ideas

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 14, 2025 10:24 PM (KXtU1)

81 Sorry...I RUSH'd That...

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 14, 2025 10:24 PM (25kuG)

82 Love the helmet family tree.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 14, 2025 10:25 PM (ynpvh)

83 Nick Sortor @nicksortor
🚨 #BREAKING: A federal judge has just sided with Elon Musk and DOGE, REJECTING an effort to block them them from accessing government information systems
This is a HUGE win! 🔥
DOGE now has the green-light to fully dig into Elizabeth Warren’s CFPB, HHS, and the Department of Labor
Expect MANY more of these wins in court!

Posted by: #winning at February 14, 2025 10:25 PM (gKWVE)

84 Now I have a Beach Boys ear worm.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 14, 2025 10:25 PM (u73oe)

85 Over a hundred years Lenin has been pickled and on display in Red Square. How long can this bullshit go on?
Posted by: Celebrate Something Nice at February 14, 2025 10:20 PM

He's more wax than man.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 14, 2025 10:26 PM (ElmBx)

86 Labrador
Manitoba
British Columbia
Nunavit
Quebec
New Brunswick
Prince Edward Island

Not sure Yukon is a thing?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 14, 2025 10:26 PM (ufFY8)

87 > Northwest Territories

NWT has been split. The eastern part is now Nunavut.

The three territories are the (shrunken) NWT, Yukon, and Nunavut.

The provinces that most people seem to forget are New Brunswick and Prince Edward Island.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 14, 2025 10:27 PM (W5ArC)

88 Unless Newfoundland and Labrador are combined.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 14, 2025 10:27 PM (ufFY8)

89 Labrador
Manitoba
British Columbia
Nunavit
Quebec
New Brunswick
Prince Edward Island

Not sure Yukon is a thing?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 14, 2025 10:26 PM (ufFY

Ahem

Alberta.

Posted by: RickZ at February 14, 2025 10:28 PM (gKDq2)

90 They just want their hockey teams back.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 14, 2025 10:28 PM (KAi1n)

91 Great content!
Thanks Dave.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 14, 2025 10:28 PM (dg+HA)

92 To Derek Chauvin
On this Valentine's Day:
You were the one
Who took my breath away.

Posted by: George Floyd at February 14, 2025 10:28 PM (b0oMs)

93 Ahem

Alberta.
Posted by: RickZ at February 14, 2025 10:28 PM (gKDq2)

I was combining my answers with Common Tater, who had Alberta, our future 51st State.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 14, 2025 10:30 PM (ufFY8)

94 British Columbia! Dang, getting old.

Don’t ask me to point out Transnistiria on a map either.

1-5-4-8-6-3-7-2

If you know what this means …

Posted by: Common Tater at February 14, 2025 10:30 PM (XK2P4)

95 Over a hundred years Lenin has been pickled and on display in Red Square. How long can this bullshit go on?
Posted by: Celebrate Something Nice at February 14, 2025 10:20 PM (G5+As)

It is a long time, I’ll grant you that, but Pickled Lenin is a delicacy that is well-worth the wait! 🤤

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 14, 2025 10:31 PM (Cw7Lx)

96 the pikeman's pot was used as the design for the WWI British"tommy" helmet (also the Doughboy helmet in the US). There were other designs put forward, also based on historical helmets, but the flat rimmed helmet was chosen.

The French and Belgians used the Adrian style with the ridge over the top, sort of based on the burganet style, and the Spanish proposed but never produced a similar style with a lobstertail design with articulated plates down the back of the neck for extra protection.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 14, 2025 10:31 PM (D7oie)

97 That Trump head pic with "Civil War" vs "Trump Hotel Gaza"...why is Trump missing a chunk of the back of his skull in the bottom pic?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 14, 2025 10:31 PM (ynpvh)

98 (b0oMs)
Cleanup?

Posted by: gKWVE at February 14, 2025 10:31 PM (gKWVE)

99 Ode to a drug addict that Off'd himself.... wish more of his kind would do the same before LEO's got involved.

Taxpayers' savings would be large.

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 14, 2025 10:32 PM (25kuG)

100 Gave the former Mrs. Rat the following:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Life is a bitch
and so are you.

Posted by: Some Rat at February 14, 2025 10:32 PM (+VovS)

101 I ran up here as fast as I could....
Never number 1, but my heart is here💗...
Good evening all. Now, onto content...

Posted by: COMountainMarie

I owe you an apologie. I was an a-hole to you.

Mea Culpa.

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 14, 2025 10:32 PM (MsrgL)

102 95 Over a hundred years Lenin has been pickled and on display in Red Square. How long can this bullshit go on?
Posted by: Celebrate Something Nice at February 14, 2025 10:20 PM (G5+As)

It is a long time, I’ll grant you that, but Pickled Lenin is a delicacy that is well-worth the wait! 🤤

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 14, 2025 10:31 PM (Cw7Lx)

It's part of the Finnish breakfast, you know the one with coffee, vodka and a cigarette...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 14, 2025 10:32 PM (ynpvh)

103 I’ll look for you ….if you ever pass this way….

Posted by: Try Not To Cry at February 14, 2025 10:33 PM (XK2P4)

104 Ya know...

Every single one of those helmets is designed that way because something went wrong with a previous helmet.

Posted by: Bombadil at February 14, 2025 10:33 PM (MX0bI)

105 the pikeman's pot was used as the design for the WWI British"tommy" helmet (also the Doughboy helmet in the US). There were other designs put forward, also based on historical helmets, but the flat rimmed helmet was chosen.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 14, 2025 10:31 PM (D7oie)

Thought that brim would provide better protection from overhead shrapnel bursts. I don't think they did.

Posted by: RickZ at February 14, 2025 10:34 PM (gKDq2)

106 Huh.
Just thinking about it, I have been in Ontario, Quebec, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia and PEI.

Got close to Manitoba and Saskatchewan.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 14, 2025 10:34 PM (ufFY8)

107 I'm sorry about this:

Pol Pot

"You're killing me, and I'm digging it."

(for those of you in Rio Linda, mass graves...killing fields.)

Posted by: Orson at February 14, 2025 10:34 PM (dIske)

108 92 To Derek Chauvin
On this Valentine's Day:
You were the one
Who took my breath away.
Posted by: George Floyd

I call B.S.! Anyone puts a hundred bucks worth of narcotics up their bunghole is most likely going to slide right off the planet.

Posted by: Done It Hisself! at February 14, 2025 10:34 PM (G5+As)

109 > It is a long time, I’ll grant you that, but Pickled Lenin is a delicacy that is well-worth the wait! 🤤
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 14, 2025 10:31 PM (Cw7Lx)

Don't do a web search for "Sour Toe Cocktail" unless you have a strong stomach.

Yet another of the ways in which Canadians are Not Like Us.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 14, 2025 10:35 PM (W5ArC)

110 100 Gave the former Mrs. Rat the following:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Life is a bitch
and so are you.

Posted by: Some Rat at February 14, 2025 10:32 PM (+VovS)

Local radio in the late 80's where I grew up...Valentines Day, they were taking requests for songs. Someone requested this:
https://youtu.be/KrZHPOeOxQQ&t=6s

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 14, 2025 10:35 PM (ynpvh)

111 1-5-4-8-6-3-7-2

Looks like the firing order for a V8. No idea which one, though.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 14, 2025 10:35 PM (lUFok)

112 Ode to a drug addict that Off'd himself.... wish more of his kind would do the same before LEO's got involved.

Taxpayers' savings would be large.
Posted by: Nightwatch

President Trump EO.
Paramedics and LEO are no longer allowed to carry Narcan.

Posted by: Some Rat at February 14, 2025 10:35 PM (+VovS)

113 > 106 Huh.
Just thinking about it, I have been in Ontario, Quebec, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia and PEI.

Got close to Manitoba and Saskatchewan.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 14, 2025 10:34 PM (ufFY

Manitoba, Saskatchewan, Alberta, British Columbia (only the heterosexual, non-communist part) and Yukon here.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 14, 2025 10:36 PM (W5ArC)

114 After the introduction of the steel helmets in WWI the hospitals reported an increase in head injuries. Because before that the soldier was just reported as dead.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 14, 2025 10:37 PM (ElmBx)

115 Looks like the firing order for a V8. No idea which one, though.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 14, 2025 10:35 PM (lUFok)

Firing V8 >> Firing V-2

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 14, 2025 10:37 PM (ufFY8)

116 Anyone puts a hundred bucks worth of narcotics up their bunghole is most likely going to slide right off the planet.

Sigh. It seemed like the prudent thing to do at the time.

Posted by: St. George of Floyd at February 14, 2025 10:37 PM (mH6SG)

117 Wax down my surfboard...

Said every guy who WISHED he had a 'surfboard' to actually 'wax',,,
Lookin' at you, David Hogg...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 14, 2025 10:37 PM (Oapdw)

118 Happy Saint Valentine's Day!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 14, 2025 10:38 PM (OTdqV)

119 Pickled as he may be...but he leaks juices from under his fetid remains that still infect weak brains.

They should just toss him into a Plasma Torch Incinerator and be done with him. but the weak brains are still around.

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 14, 2025 10:38 PM (25kuG)

120 Anybody ever been to St.Pierre and Miquelon? I guy I know went there just to say he went there. Odd French colonial relic

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 14, 2025 10:38 PM (KXtU1)

121 Admiral Rachel should be a sideshow exhibit at the circus.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 14, 2025 10:39 PM (JkO4W)

122 Local radio in the late 80's where I grew up...Valentines Day, they were taking requests for songs. Someone requested this:
https://youtu.be/KrZHPOeOxQQ&t=6s
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Thought it was going to be "Love sucks" but that works too.

Posted by: Some Rat at February 14, 2025 10:40 PM (+VovS)

123 > 120 Anybody ever been to St.Pierre and Miquelon? I guy I know went there just to say he went there. Odd French colonial relic
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 14, 2025 10:38 PM (KXtU1)

We really need to open a can of Monroe Doctrine whoopass on them one of these days and kick them the hell out.

I think that's the last vestige of European colonization in North America, unless you're one of those who counts Greenland as part of North America.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 14, 2025 10:40 PM (W5ArC)

124 Local radio in the late 80's where I grew up...Valentines Day, they were taking requests for songs. Someone requested this:
https://youtu.be/KrZHPOeOxQQ&t=6s
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Personal favorite Country VD song:

"Get your tongue out of my mouth Baby 'cause I'm kissing you goodbye."

Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2025 10:40 PM (WXNFJ)

125 We need a new name for Gaza. How about Fuckiranistan.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at February 14, 2025 10:41 PM (QSrLX)

126 That helmet diagram should be a lesson to us all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 14, 2025 10:41 PM (JkO4W)

127 Said every guy who WISHED he had a 'surfboard' to actually 'wax',,,
Lookin' at you, David Hogg...
Posted by: COMountainMarie

{{{Marie}}} We still talking euphemisms?

Posted by: Some Rat at February 14, 2025 10:41 PM (+VovS)

128 Are you on surfari to stay?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2025 10:23 PM (LBzpt)

Yes. Tell the COBS I'm surfin'.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 14, 2025 10:41 PM (Aqu9a)

129
He's more wax than man.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Henry Waxman

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 14, 2025 10:42 PM (63Dwl)

130 Surfin USA

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 14, 2025 10:42 PM (JkO4W)

131 Has Robert been around lately? Seems like I haven't seen him in awhile.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at February 14, 2025 10:43 PM (Vvh2V)

132 So puzzles are a moron activity now?

Happy Valentine's Day to the Horde!

Posted by: Iris at February 14, 2025 10:43 PM (bOJ2I)

133 The chicken feed set up makes me never want to eat chicken again
Sorry

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 14, 2025 10:43 PM (OTdqV)

134 Good evening, good people, from the Adi4ondacks, now being swept with preparatory predications of winter Armageddon.

I have to look at the exploding recruitment rates for my beloved Army with great pleasure. We know, and thanks to those who so steadfastly hung in. Now there is administration in place to guide so that there is no repeat or worse, continuation of past practice.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at February 14, 2025 10:43 PM (hKoQL)

135 I think that's the last vestige of European colonization in North America, unless you're one of those who counts Greenland as part of North America.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

British cemetery on Ocracoke Island.

Posted by: Goodbury and Graves, Ltd. at February 14, 2025 10:45 PM (G5+As)

136 I don't think any of The Beach Boys actually, you know, surfed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 14, 2025 10:45 PM (JkO4W)

137 I would like a drone flamethrower too please

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 14, 2025 10:45 PM (OTdqV)

138 That Trump head pic with "Civil War" vs "Trump Hotel Gaza"...why is Trump missing a chunk of the back of his skull in the bottom pic?...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

My guess: Look at the top pic, the bullet exit point. The bottom pic has the gap in that location. Bad editing.

Posted by: mindful webworker - fix it daddy at February 14, 2025 10:46 PM (C7u2V)

139 When I was 15, I learned to wax a surfboard...

try as I might, I totally sucked at surfing.

Something about being a "Goofy Foot".

Hunnington Beach, Redondo, never got the hang of it.

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 14, 2025 10:47 PM (25kuG)

140 Over a hundred years Lenin has been pickled and on display in Red Square. How long can this bullshit go on?
Posted by: Celebrate Something Nice at February 14, 2025 10:20 PM (G5+As)

They change his fluids every year or so, and he is supposedly down to about 60% of original materials. Eventually I suppose he will be just a skin filled with pickling compound

Posted by: Kindltot at February 14, 2025 10:47 PM (D7oie)

141 So puzzles are a moron activity now?

Happy Valentine's Day to the Horde!
Posted by: Iris

Love me some jig saw puzzles. The on-line portion may be a little sketchy.

Posted by: Some Rat at February 14, 2025 10:47 PM (+VovS)

142 I'll go with 1-8-4-3-6-5-7-2, thanks.

Nice ONT, WD!!

Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at February 14, 2025 10:47 PM (ha1wR)

143 101

No big thing. We're all friends here, even if we make the mistakes. 🙃

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 14, 2025 10:48 PM (Oapdw)

144 Drone flamethrower kind of blackened the building, hope the cleaner drone was after that

Posted by: Skip at February 14, 2025 10:48 PM (fwDg9)

145 73 That "Love Song" reminded me of the song in the movie "Electric Dreams" that the computer wrote, where one of the lyrics was "I want to see your tits!"...

"Darling I love you to bits
And I want to see your tits"

One of my favorite movies.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 14, 2025 10:48 PM (xAmUf)

146 13? I thought Canuckistan has 10 provinces.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at February 14, 2025 10:11 PM (2xLsW)

Three Territories: Yukon, Northwest Territory, and Nunavut ( which used to be the eastern half of Northwest Territory).

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2025 10:48 PM (8zz6B)

147
Tammy, I saw Robert on a thread yesterday.

Posted by: fourseasons at February 14, 2025 10:48 PM (3ek7K)

148 Chemistry question: if you have copper nitrate as a waste product, and introduce iron to precipitate all the copper and then filter it out, and then use baking soda to neutralize the acid, you should have something pretty safe to dispose of in a gutter, right? Or wrong? I don't want to poison anyone.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 14, 2025 10:49 PM (BI5O2)

149 Department of Government Efficiency @DOGE 56m

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Today, DOGE and 10 agencies made 586 wasteful contracts bid adieu!

With a ceiling value of $2.1B and $445M in savings secured,
A perfect Valentine’s gift for all taxpayers—well-earned and deserved!

Today’s batch includes a $8.2M USDA contract for “environmental compliance services for the implementation of pilot projects developed under the partnership for climate smart commodities”

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 14, 2025 10:50 PM (A3uq/)

150 Henry Waxman
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 14, 2025 10:42 PM (63Dwl)

Say what you will about that man: the fact he was elected to Congress 18 times shows we have moved past bigotry in America. We have finally made peace with the Mole People.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 14, 2025 10:50 PM (Cw7Lx)

151 They change his fluids every year or so, and he is supposedly down to about 60% of original materials. Eventually I suppose he will be just a skin filled with pickling compound
Posted by: Kindltot at February 14, 2025 10:47 PM (D7oie)

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I saw Ho Chi Minh in Hanoi about 12 years ago. The guy didn't look good when he was alive. He looked like a drunk hobo laying there dead.

I'm told they send him back to Moscow for fluffing twice a year. Whatever Vietnam is paying, it's too much.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 14, 2025 10:51 PM (JkO4W)

152 Questions, YD. 1. Is it flammable? 2. Is it tasty? 3. Does it cause bubbling blisters on your skin?

If all are "no", dump it.

Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at February 14, 2025 10:51 PM (ha1wR)

153 No big thing. We're all friends here, even if we make the mistakes. 🙃
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 14, 2025 10:48 PM (Oapdw)

We don't make mistakes. We just have happy accidents.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Ross at February 14, 2025 10:51 PM (0eaVi)

154 >>> 123 120 Anybody ever been to St.Pierre and Miquelon? I guy I know went there just to say he went there. Odd French colonial relic
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 14, 2025 10:38 PM (KXtU1)

We really need to open a can of Monroe Doctrine whoopass on them one of these days and kick them the hell out.

I think that's the last vestige of European colonization in North America, unless you're one of those who counts Greenland as part of North America.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 14, 2025 10:40 PM (W5ArC)

There are several islands held by the frogs or brits scattered around this hemisphere. It would be funny if OrangeManBad started the eviction by renaming the Malvinas.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 14, 2025 10:52 PM (Vqx30)

155 Keeping bodies around is just weird. I guess once someone starts it nobody wants to say “come on let’s stick this mess on the ground and be done with it.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 14, 2025 10:52 PM (fIaE2)

156 > you should have something pretty safe to dispose of in a gutter

Should be fine if you dilute it with plenty of water.

Photo labs used to run their used chemicals through a five gallon bucket packed with steel wool. The iron would replace the silver in the solution. Every once in awhile they'd send the steel wool (now with quite a bit of silver in it) off to a refiner.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 14, 2025 10:52 PM (W5ArC)

157 The firing order is for a 272cid Ford v8from the late 50's.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at February 14, 2025 10:53 PM (hKoQL)

158 Everytime I hear Department of Government Efficiency I think vof Monty Python and say
Department of Government Efficiency Department. Works as well as Department of Redundancy Department

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 14, 2025 10:53 PM (KXtU1)

159 BRAZILIANS MOBILIZE: MASS PROTESTS IN 120 CITIES DEMAND LULA’S IMPEACHMENT

Excellent. The documentation came out that USAID funded Lula's steal of the Brazilian election and these protests are right on time. Klaus Schwab must be peeing his pants about now.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 14, 2025 10:53 PM (2aYv8)

160 127 Rat

Perhaps...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 14, 2025 10:53 PM (Oapdw)

161 Happy Friday and Happy Heart Day, Horde!!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 14, 2025 10:54 PM (Sgq8y)

162 To Derek Chauvin
You stopped my heart
Along with the five pounds of dope in my poop chute
That made it impossible to fart.

Posted by: George Floyd at February 14, 2025 10:54 PM (b0oMs)

163 > 156 > you should have something pretty safe to dispose of in a gutter

Oh, and I'd put it down a regular drain, not a gutter/storm sewer.

Many of those drain directly into streams.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 14, 2025 10:54 PM (W5ArC)

164 83)
Do you have a link to this story?

Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at February 14, 2025 10:56 PM (IQ6Gq)

165 >>> 159 BRAZILIANS MOBILIZE: MASS PROTESTS IN 120 CITIES DEMAND LULA'S IMPEACHMENT
==
Excellent. The documentation came out that USAID funded Lula's steal of the Brazilian election and these protests are right on time. Klaus Schwab must be peeing his pants about now.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 14, 2025 10:53 PM (2aYv

Nah, I doubt he's worried.

Yet.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 14, 2025 10:56 PM (Vqx30)

166 161
❤️

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 14, 2025 10:56 PM (25kuG)

167 159 BRAZILIANS MOBILIZE: MASS PROTESTS IN 120 CITIES DEMAND LULA’S IMPEACHMENT

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I was waiting for this.

Bring back Bolsonaro!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 14, 2025 10:57 PM (JkO4W)

168 Questions, YD. 1. Is it flammable? 2. Is it tasty? 3. Does it cause bubbling blisters on your skin?

If all are "no", dump it.
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at February 14, 2025 10:51 PM (ha1wR)

If the first two are yes: drink it.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 14, 2025 10:57 PM (Cw7Lx)

169 Keeping bodies around is just weird. I guess once someone starts it nobody wants to say “come on let’s stick this mess on the ground and be done with it.”
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 14, 2025 10:52 PM (fIaE2)

Juan Peron kept Evita in a casket on sawhorses in the living room of his Paris flat during his exile from Argentina. Mind you, during this time he married Isabel, who would later be his vice president, and successor after his own death.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 14, 2025 10:57 PM (D7oie)

170 Oh, and I'd put it down a regular drain, not a gutter/storm sewer.

Many of those drain directly into streams.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 14, 2025 10:54 PM (W5ArC)

Good call. I don't think the ones in my town go to the lake, but I'll use the floor drain in the basement just in case.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 14, 2025 10:57 PM (BI5O2)

171 On Valentine's Day
It's hard to get action
When all you got in yo' pocket
Is a bogus Andrew Jackson.

Posted by: George Floyd at February 14, 2025 10:58 PM (b0oMs)

172 Anybody ever been to St.Pierre and Miquelon? I guy I know went there just to say he went there. Odd French colonial relic

Huh.
I learned something.
French beachhead to North America.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 14, 2025 10:58 PM (ufFY8)

173 @164 Nick Sortor is a journalist on X. Go there and put his name in the search and engine

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 14, 2025 10:58 PM (KXtU1)

174 Nicole:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You stepped out with Ron
Look at what you made me do.

Posted by: OJ at February 14, 2025 10:58 PM (Aqu9a)

175 Seems like Prez. Trump is working some magic all across the globe.

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 14, 2025 10:58 PM (25kuG)

176 Nah, I doubt he's worried.

Yet.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 14, 2025 10:56 PM (Vqx30)

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No sense getting worked up over trivialities.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Posted by: N. Ceaucsescu at February 14, 2025 10:58 PM (JkO4W)

177 Dennis Wilson was the only one who actually surfed, supposedly. He picked up a couple of the Manson babes hitchhiking, or maybe the other way around. Anyhoo, he took them back to his mansion. He returned a few hours later, and the whole crew had moved in, including Chuck, who kissed his feet upon arrival. They totaled one of his cars. Called Charlie “The Wizard”, and scared the hell out of his band mates. They recorded Manson quite a few times, but he was a whack job even by LA standards.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 14, 2025 10:58 PM (XK2P4)

178 Another song for the VD express, LOL:

youtube.com/watch?v=MiLKTKd5pgs

Posted by: JQ at February 14, 2025 10:59 PM (rdVOm)

179 112. Paramedics are no longer to carry Narcan? Per President Trump's Executive Order?
I can't find evidence of that anywhere--do you have a link to a story?

Posted by: AgathaPagatha at February 14, 2025 10:59 PM (RyKJA)

180 They change his fluids every year or so, and he is supposedly down to about 60% of original materials. Eventually I suppose he will be just a skin filled with pickling compound
Posted by: Kindltot at February 14, 2025 10:47 PM (D7oie)

Check out the poem by Robert W. Service, entitled "The Ballad of Lenin's Tomb". Got him blacklisted by the soviets, it did.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2025 10:59 PM (8zz6B)

181 133 The chicken feed set up makes me never want to eat chicken again
Sorry

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 14, 2025 10:43 PM (OTdqV)

So you don't know what chickens eat?
Answer: Anything and everything, even each other.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 14, 2025 11:00 PM (ynpvh)

182 Thank you, fourseasons! I'm attached to that boy, and am glad there's been a recent sighting.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at February 14, 2025 11:00 PM (Vvh2V)

183 My feelings for you
Turn me to jelly
While I gots this pistol
Up against yo' knocked up belly.

Happy Valentine's, beyotch

Posted by: George Floyd at February 14, 2025 11:01 PM (b0oMs)

184 Yes, Gramps - it is the firing order of the Flathead, originally. The Y-Block continued the tradition

Posted by: Common Tater at February 14, 2025 11:02 PM (XK2P4)

185 Thank you for another great ONT, Weird Dave.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at February 14, 2025 11:02 PM (Vvh2V)

186 It's been 10 years now but I evicted a GF on Valentine's Day. Sheriff served the papers. Poetic

She came back a month later and burglarized my house some more. Stole my truck with my stolen keys to move the crap. At least it was less stuff for me to move.

Don't think twice, it's alright.

Posted by: torabora at February 14, 2025 11:02 PM (ngVxI)

187 Need a little pick me up? Go to realtor.com and check new listings in the DC area.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 14, 2025 11:02 PM (u73oe)

188 155 Keeping bodies around is just weird. I guess once someone starts it nobody wants to say “come on let’s stick this mess on the ground and be done with it.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 14, 2025 10:52 PM (fIaE2)

There were always death photography, taking pictures of your deceased loved one with the family around.
Not creepy at all! /sarc

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 14, 2025 11:03 PM (ynpvh)

189 That Trump head pic with "Civil War" vs "Trump Hotel Gaza"...why is Trump missing a chunk of the back of his skull in the bottom pic?... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

My guess: Look at the top pic, the bullet exit point. The bottom pic has the gap in that location. Bad editing.
Posted by: mindful webworker - fix it daddy

I was happy at Trump Hotel Gaza. Buzz kill if there ever was one. And on Valentine's Day. You two got me wanting to sign up to work as a prison guard.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 14, 2025 11:03 PM (Q8Bj8)

190 BRAZILIANS MOBILIZE: MASS PROTESTS IN 120 CITIES DEMAND LULA’S IMPEACHMENT

I am not seeing this in the online papers I follow. Do you have a cite?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 14, 2025 11:05 PM (D7oie)

191 Eh, I could see telling state and municipal governments that they can't require EMTs to carry narcan, but forbidding it seems like an overreach to me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 14, 2025 11:05 PM (BI5O2)

192 I put up with your shit
Like a servant for hire
Get off of my couch
Or I'll set you on fire

Posted by: Ron Karenga at February 14, 2025 11:05 PM (JkO4W)

193 {{{DDS}}}

Always wonderful to see you sweet girl! Hope life is going well with you👃👃
Luv ya!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 14, 2025 11:05 PM (Oapdw)

194 I really never
Was too good.
I only lived up to half
Of my vaunted sainthood.

(The hood part, mo'fo.)

Posted by: George Floyd at February 14, 2025 11:05 PM (b0oMs)

195 VD with WD!

You know you're about to get punked when your gimp costume is two sizes too small.

Posted by: Rev Wishbone at February 14, 2025 11:06 PM (hXQfZ)

196 {{{DDS!}}} Happy heart day to you! (Well, my evening is complete!)

Posted by: Some Rat at February 14, 2025 11:07 PM (+VovS)

197 26 How much does one tip a locomotive server?

Posted by: mindful webworker - no tips on tax! at February 14, 2025 10:10 PM (C7u2V)
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A few ounces of anthracite.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, un po di antracite at February 14, 2025 11:08 PM (KjLnc)

198 You folks REALLY need to write for Hallmark.

Posted by: Some Rat at February 14, 2025 11:09 PM (+VovS)

199 148 Chemistry question: if you have copper nitrate as a waste product, and introduce iron to precipitate all the copper and then filter it out, and then use baking soda to neutralize the acid, you should have something pretty safe to dispose of in a gutter, right? Or wrong? I don't want to poison anyone.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 14, 2025 10:49 PM (BI5O2)

In your gutter, no.
The neighbors? Go for it.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 14, 2025 11:09 PM (W/lyH)

200 155 Keeping bodies around is just weird. I guess once someone starts it nobody wants to say “come on let’s stick this mess on the ground and be done with it.”

No, it's fine. Just ask Mother,

Posted by: Norman Bates at February 14, 2025 11:09 PM (Aqu9a)

201 153 We don't make mistakes. We just have happy accidents.
Posted by: Zombie Bob Ross at February 14, 2025 10:51 PM (0eaVi)

I guess my "consent accident" would fall under that category.

Posted by: Liz Dong-Gone at February 14, 2025 11:12 PM (DTX3h)

202 I dunno, keeping bodies around seems like it would make it too easy for the police. Better to have a well tended garden out back.

Posted by: Some Rat at February 14, 2025 11:13 PM (+VovS)

203 In your gutter, no.
The neighbors? Go for it.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 14, 2025 11:09 PM (W/lyH)

It might break down in the soil? Dilute it with a lot of water, and spray on your lawn.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2025 11:14 PM (8zz6B)

204 I do my jigsaw puzzles on Jigsaw planet b/c we have a cat.
Tremendous variety, with options for number of pieces, piece shapes, background colors and rotation. There is a search function, a ghost feature and several sizes of the puzzle "box top".

You can find posters who specialize in puzzles you like.
I love maps and am working my way through a series of antique ones.

All for the brain health.
Sure, Jan.

Posted by: sal at February 14, 2025 11:15 PM (f+FmA)

205 Keeping bodies around is just weird. I guess once someone starts it nobody wants to say “come on let’s stick this mess on the ground and be done with it.”

No, it's fine. Just ask Mother,
Posted by: Norman Bates at February 14, 2025 11:09 PM (Aqu9a)

Someone takes one souvenir...

Posted by: Diogenes at February 14, 2025 11:15 PM (W/lyH)

206 They recorded Manson quite a few times, but he was a whack job even by LA standards.
Posted by: Common Tater

And then the Beach Boys recorded one of Manson's song. They didn't give him the writing credit which means the BBs ripped of Manson. That proves the Beach Boys had some Big Balls. I will not run that risk. For one last bit of weirdness, the BBs performed the song on the Mike Douglas show on April 1, 1969

Never Learn Not to Love
BY CHARLES MASON
Ripped off and recorded by the Beach Boys
1969

https://youtu.be/gcp2A435Heo

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 14, 2025 11:16 PM (Q8Bj8)

207 Valentine's Day is also my anniversary with the wife. It was supposed to be our daughter's due date, too, but she was premature.

Then, today she got discharged from a three week marathon stretch of brain surgeries, five years later.

I have a superstitious, mystical streak, so I take it as a sign of rebirth, and G-d correcting the cruel vicissitudes of nature. Things should go better for her, now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 14, 2025 11:16 PM (BI5O2)

208 51 pic.twitter.com/nygfXTgqxX

Had to change the x.com URL to xcancel.com.

Frequently happens.

Ow.

Posted by: mindful webworker - fix it daddy at February 14, 2025 10:16 PM (C7u2V)
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I wrote myself a little script to do that for me and I keep it on the desktop. Two clicks and it's done.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, un po di carbone at February 14, 2025 11:17 PM (KjLnc)

209 baking soda to neutralize the acid, you should have something pretty safe to dispose of in a gutter, right? Or wrong? I don't want to poison anyone.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I don't know the answer, but I have two bottles of chlordane you can experiment with.

Posted by: Mr. Natural at February 14, 2025 11:17 PM (G5+As)

210 Trying to stay up, not sure if can

Posted by: Skip at February 14, 2025 11:17 PM (fwDg9)

211 >>>There are several islands held by the frogs or brits scattered around this hemisphere. It would be funny if OrangeManBad started the eviction by renaming the Malvinas.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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Mexico is going to sue Google for calling the Gulf of America, the Gulf of America.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 14, 2025 11:17 PM (A3uq/)

212 You can find posters who specialize in puzzles you like.
I love maps and am working my way through a series of antique ones.

All for the brain health.
Sure, Jan.
Posted by: sal at February 14, 2025 11:15 PM (f+FmA)

If you used real puzzles on a table top, you could find lines of cattitude and wrongitude.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2025 11:18 PM (8zz6B)

213 Canada as Gay North Dakota? Shouldn't it be Gayer Norther Dakota?

"According to Gallup surveys conducted from June to December 2012, the percentage of U.S. adults who identify as lesbian, gay, bisexual, or transgender (LGBT) in North Dakota is 1.7%, which is the lowest among all states"

Posted by: Chuck C at February 14, 2025 11:19 PM (bEcAt)

214 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 14, 2025 11:16 PM (BI5O2)

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Prayers for a rapid and complete recovery, YD. That's a love story that needs to continue.

Posted by: Ron Karenga at February 14, 2025 11:19 PM (JkO4W)

215 Sock fail.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 14, 2025 11:20 PM (JkO4W)

216 {{{COMM}}} I luv ya right back!!

{{{Some Rat}}} It is Valentines Day, aren't you going to spring for a round with Marie and I at the wobbly table in the corner??? I don't have much cash on me.

I wish that I was sitting at that wobbly table right now!!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 14, 2025 11:21 PM (Sgq8y)

217 Spider -

How do I love thee
Let me count the ways
I "accidently" shot you *wink*
And did all of 30 days.

Posted by: Claudine Longet at February 14, 2025 11:21 PM (Aqu9a)

218 Someone takes one souvenir...
Posted by: Diogenes at February 14, 2025 11:15 PM (W/lyH)

Movie Title: They Stole Lenin's Dick!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2025 11:22 PM (8zz6B)

219 56
Anyway, those guys should just plant a sacrificial lawn to attract armyworms to feed their chickens.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 14, 2025 10:17 PM (Y6IkP)
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They only swarm like that in particular conditions. We had such during a rugby season in boarding school (Nairobi) an when we were done playing we were green with squashed worms. Funny that the adult is a small, insignificant brown moth.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, migliaia di vermi at February 14, 2025 11:22 PM (KjLnc)

220 @MarioNawfal
59m
🇧🇷 BRAZILIANS MOBILIZE: MASS PROTESTS IN 120 CITIES DEMAND LULA’S IMPEACHMENT

The site's right there, first thing. I'll see if I can find an address for you.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 14, 2025 11:23 PM (A3uq/)

221 Mexico is going to sue Google for calling the Gulf of America, the Gulf of America.
Posted by: Braenyard

Wait until he renames Lake Louise to Lake Melania.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 14, 2025 11:24 PM (Q8Bj8)

222 I remember a troll here back when Gaylord got elected or re-elected can't remember, who gloated at me worrying about my job while bragging about getting a sweet do nothing Gov job in DC.

The guy who didn't know the difference between cunnilingus and fellatio.

I hope he dies.

Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2025 11:24 PM (0HaGk)

223 >>>"According to Gallup surveys conducted from June to December 2012, the percentage of U.S. adults who identify as lesbian, gay, bisexual, or transgender (LGBT) in North Dakota is 1.7%, which is the lowest among all states"

Posted by: Chuck C

>All of the fruitloops are hanging out in the Beltway, looking for a deep swamp cockenstein to take them to a DC bathhouse.

Posted by: Rev Wishbone at February 14, 2025 11:25 PM (hXQfZ)

224 70

I know she just joked about it, but hasn't she been pregnant for like two years now?

Posted by: Dr. T at February 14, 2025 10:21 PM (lHPJf)
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A slothful pregnancy.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, e incinta at February 14, 2025 11:25 PM (KjLnc)

225 I was served divorce papers on Valentine's Day.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2025 11:26 PM (opN2i)

226 the problem is that the Paraguayan, Argentine, Colombian and Brazilian papers I look at have nothing on this other than Lula's positive ratings is about 25%
Nothing on riots, and that is odd.
Maybe in the morning.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 14, 2025 11:26 PM (D7oie)

227 baking soda to neutralize the acid, you should have something pretty safe to dispose of in a gutter, right? Or wrong? I don't want to poison anyone.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I don't know the answer, but I have two bottles of chlordane you can experiment with.
Posted by: Mr. Natural at February 14, 2025 11:17 PM (G5+As)
***

I'm thinking of one of those 1950's movies where the spiders get into the lab and eat some radioactive chemical crap and the next
day people start disappearing.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 14, 2025 11:26 PM (W/lyH)

228 To Michelle, my lovely bride of 32 years.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
You are a man
I wish I was too.

Posted by: Barack at February 14, 2025 11:26 PM (Q8SAm)

229 221 Mexico is going to sue Google for calling the Gulf of America, the Gulf of America.
Posted by: Braenyard

Wait until he renames Lake Louise to Lake Melania.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 14, 2025 11:24 PM (Q8Bj

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Trump should remain the Sea of Cortez as the Sea of Bitter Mexican Tears.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 14, 2025 11:26 PM (JkO4W)

230 Here's the link:

https://tinyurl.com/ymu7xech

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 14, 2025 11:27 PM (A3uq/)

231 And did all of 30 days.
Posted by: Claudine Longet

I think Gail Collins Pappalardi did about 10 months for shooting Felix Pappalardi in NYC. Manslaughter. Everyone was outraged. She was blacklisted, never worked in music again. Died in Mexico decades later.

Posted by: RIP Felix at February 14, 2025 11:28 PM (G5+As)

232 Thanks, RK.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 14, 2025 11:28 PM (BI5O2)

233 Movie Title: They Stole Lenin's Dick!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I'd be more worried about Milton Berle.

Posted by: gKWVE at February 14, 2025 11:28 PM (gKWVE)

234 Rat!
I so love seeing you all over this place! I surely hope to see you (and all my ONT/AoS pals) in TX! Love ya kiddo 👄!

♡♡♡Marie

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 14, 2025 11:28 PM (Oapdw)

235 A drone flamethrower. Yeah, I want that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2025 11:29 PM (VwHCD)

236 Here's the link:

https://tinyurl.com/ymu7xech
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 14, 2025 11:27 PM (A3uq/)

Protests scheduled for March 16th.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2025 11:30 PM (8zz6B)

237 Milton Berle.

Pffft.

Posted by: Forrest Tucker at February 14, 2025 11:30 PM (JkO4W)

238 122 Local radio in the late 80's where I grew up...Valentines Day, they were taking requests for songs. Someone requested this:
https://youtu.be/KrZHPOeOxQQ&t=6s
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Thought it was going to be "Love sucks" but that works too.

Posted by: Some Rat at February 14, 2025 10:40 PM (+VovS)

How about Harry Nilsson - You're Breakin' My Heart (NSFW)

https://tinyurl.com/438j6tss

Posted by: javems at February 14, 2025 11:30 PM (8I4hW)

239 Canada as Gay North Dakota? Shouldn't it be Gayer Norther Dakota?

"According to Gallup surveys conducted from June to December 2012, the percentage of U.S. adults who identify as lesbian, gay, bisexual, or transgender (LGBT) in North Dakota is 1.7%, which is the lowest among all states" Posted by: Chuck C

Sub in Minnesota and you are there. It should be noted Minnesota is the only part of the USA Canada mentioned annexing after Felonious D declared Canada the 51st state.

As for the top 10 gayest places in Minnesota (there is a case to be made that Cedar Park aka Somalia West should be on the list).

https://is.gd/e7ZCHd

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 14, 2025 11:32 PM (Q8Bj8)

240 Aren't Rasputin's genitals preserved in a jar somewhere? Pretty sure I've seen a pic.

Posted by: Didn't Go Looking For That at February 14, 2025 11:34 PM (G5+As)

241 {{{COMM}}} I luv ya right back!!

{{{Some Rat}}} It is Valentines Day, aren't you going to spring for a round with Marie and I at the wobbly table in the corner??? I don't have much cash on me.

I wish that I was sitting at that wobbly table right now!!!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Done and done! We must invite others, folks may talk!

Posted by: Some Rat at February 14, 2025 11:34 PM (+VovS)

242 Tin Men is available on Amazon Prime. It is a gem. My Uncle Roger sold aluminum siding and I can assure you that is more of documentary that a work of fiction.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 14, 2025 11:35 PM (Q8Bj8)

243

Truecaller
@Samuelsworld
1h
Replying to @MarioNawfal
Those images are old.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 14, 2025 11:36 PM (63Dwl)

244 218 Someone takes one souvenir...
Posted by: Diogenes at February 14, 2025 11:15 PM (W/lyH)

Movie Title: They Stole Lenin's Dick!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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The early bronze age man they found frozen in the Alps.
They stole his dick.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 14, 2025 11:37 PM (A3uq/)

245 Claudine Longet was a good looking lady. Rule #1 I guess

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 14, 2025 11:37 PM (KXtU1)

246 I hear the AP is deadnaming the Gulf of America.

Posted by: InZona at February 14, 2025 11:37 PM (Xltsu)

247 Nobody carries matchbooks anymore. How would one shim a wobbly table? Or set your points in an emergency?

Posted by: Draw The Turtle at February 14, 2025 11:37 PM (G5+As)

248 Aren't Rasputin's genitals preserved in a jar somewhere? Pretty sure I've seen a pic.

Posted by: Didn't Go Looking For That at February 14, 2025 11:34 PM (G5+As)

They said I was hung. And they was right.
https://tinyurl.com/ypztcpe5

Posted by: Mad Monk at February 14, 2025 11:39 PM (Q8SAm)

249 Trump should remain the Sea of Cortez as the Sea of Bitter Mexican Tears.
Posted by: Cicero

I am rooting for Lake Winnipeg to be renamed to Lake Snow Mexican.

AOP - work with us here...this urge to pick on Canada will pass in a few years.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 14, 2025 11:40 PM (Q8Bj8)

250 The provinces that most people seem to forget are New Brunswick and Prince Edward Island.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 14, 2025 10:27 PM (W5ArC)

New Brunswick is so pleasant and nice without any amazing history, it's easy to forget. It's kind of the epitome of "Nice Canada, eh?" without much of the "eh".

Posted by: GWB at February 14, 2025 11:40 PM (hzHvq)

251 Thing about Manson, it’s possible he could have made a name for himself writing or publishing lyrics. It’s a pretty lucrative gig. If you can get famous people to record your tunes, all you gotta do is salute the mailbox and cash the checks. He was a con artist, but by most accounts he was pretty good writer. Neil Young gave him a motorcycle, said he was pretty good, and tried to get him signed. But “he was out of control” and started wacking people. I almost want to feel sorry for the guy, he was dealt a really bad hand.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 14, 2025 11:42 PM (XK2P4)

252 AOP - work with us here...this urge to pick on Canada will pass in a few years.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 14, 2025 11:40 PM (Q8Bj

Enough of my fellow Canadians voted to elect our deranged government; I'm OK with it. If Trump annexed Alberta, I'd be turning handsprings.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2025 11:43 PM (8zz6B)

253 Nobody carries matchbooks anymore. How would one shim a wobbly table? Or set your points in an emergency?
Posted by: Draw The Turtle

I thought everyone carried around a spare door shim.

Posted by: Some Rat at February 14, 2025 11:45 PM (+VovS)

254 253 Nobody carries matchbooks anymore. How would one shim a wobbly table? Or set your points in an emergency?
Posted by: Draw The Turtle

I thought everyone carried around a spare door shim.
Posted by: Some Rat

Folded up coaster?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2025 11:47 PM (3HI6Z)

255 To Hillary Clinton:

Roses are red
Your team is deep blue
That server was sweet
You’ll never be president

Posted by: electronic means at February 14, 2025 11:48 PM (wFFVS)

256 I did watch the documentary-They Saved Hitler's Brain. It looked well-preserved and it was still very dangerous.

Posted by: Terrific Dancer, Too at February 14, 2025 11:49 PM (G5+As)

257 Nunavut ( which used to be the eastern half of Northwest Territory).
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2025 10:48 PM (8zz6B)

They didn't want to just go with East North West Territory?

Posted by: GWB at February 14, 2025 11:50 PM (hzHvq)

258 I hear the AP is deadnaming the Gulf of America.
Posted by: InZona at February 14, 2025 11:37 PM (Xltsu)

Well, then, I suppose Trump should fire off an EO renaming the Associated Press "Ass Pounders," and order Karoline Leavitt to refer to their correspondents as "Ass Pounder's Clive Underwood Cuthbertson-Klein," and so so forth.

It's what I would do.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 14, 2025 11:50 PM (BI5O2)

259 I saw Rasputin's Genitals provide backup music for The Vagina Monologues back in '99.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 14, 2025 11:50 PM (W5ArC)

260 Cadillac Man was pretty funny as I remember.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 14, 2025 11:50 PM (A3uq/)

261 A drone flamethrower. Yeah, I want that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

That got me aroused. My yard is rock and the filter fabric has completely failed. Friggn' New Mexico weeds hold their spring break party there every year which here in Las Cruces starts, checks calendar, right now. I use a blow torch and the lots of poison to send them to Valhalla. Having a programable flamethrowing drone that can fly around in a grid pattern would be a huge hit here. I am confident I could rent it out.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 14, 2025 11:51 PM (Q8Bj8)

262 I hear the AP is deadnaming the Gulf of America.
Posted by: InZona at February 14, 2025 11:37 PM (Xltsu)

Well, then, I suppose Trump should fire off an EO renaming the Associated Press "Ass Pounders," and order Karoline Leavitt to refer to their correspondents as "Ass Pounder's Clive Underwood Cuthbertson-Klein," and so so forth.

It's what I would do.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I have forwarded this to the White House.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 14, 2025 11:52 PM (Q8Bj8)

263 We're coming up on Trump's deadline for the Hamassholes to release all the remaining hostages.

He said midday Saturday. Not sure whether that's DC time or Israel time.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 14, 2025 11:52 PM (W5ArC)

264 Kamala, my sweet.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
My bitch slappin' pimp hand
Is coming for you

Posted by: Doug Emhoff at February 14, 2025 11:52 PM (Q8SAm)

265 241

Holy cow! And here we are...my head is falling down...but good grief! At least we still have this table, and Sam still takes care of us...(think Gunsmoke) and yeah, Kitty's got a room for us...🤪...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 14, 2025 11:53 PM (Oapdw)

266 Everyone is invited to the late night wobbly table, no entrance allowed if you are wobblier than the table though.

{{{nurse}}} pull up a chair, I will buy you a drink.

My Mom's birthday was on Valentine's Day, today was a very nostalgic day for me, not sad, but mindful of getting older I guess. Lots of memories both happy and sad on this day.

YD, I am glad that you have this little girl, she must own a tremendous amount of acreage in your heart. I remember before she was born.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 14, 2025 11:53 PM (Sgq8y)

267 AOP - work with us here...this urge to pick on Canada will pass in a few years.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 14, 2025 11:40 PM (Q8Bj

Enough of my fellow Canadians voted to elect our deranged government; I'm OK with it. If Trump annexed Alberta, I'd be turning handsprings.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I would immediately buy a cabin along the front range of the Rockies so I could kill grouse in the fall. Alberta has lots of big, fat, and stupid grouse which is some kind of wonderful in my world.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 14, 2025 11:54 PM (Q8Bj8)

268 Hey, AOP... earlier we were wondering just how much authority the provincial and territorial Premiers have to cut their own deal with the US, given that all 13 have apparently told Justin Bieber-Castrato to pound sand and gone to DC to negotiate with Trump for themselves.

I gather that this is completely unprecedented.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 14, 2025 11:55 PM (W5ArC)

269 must own a tremendous amount of acreage in your heart

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Oh, not just mine. Everyone loves her. She's a really sweet kid.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 14, 2025 11:56 PM (BI5O2)

270 Hey, AOP... earlier we were wondering just how much authority the provincial and territorial Premiers have to cut their own deal with the US, given that all 13 have apparently told Justin Bieber-Castrato to pound sand and gone to DC to negotiate with Trump for themselves.

I gather that this is completely unprecedented.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

We want Alberta. Calgary has a rodeo, Edmonton does something with hockey and has an Ikea store, fat grouse, Lake Melania, and oil. Lots and lots of oil. Plus the population is remarkably not Communists.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 14, 2025 11:59 PM (Q8Bj8)

271 Good evening and Happy St Valentine's Day morons and thanks wd for Friday Night Memes.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 15, 2025 12:00 AM (RIvkX)

272 Well it's over, here anyway

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2025 12:02 AM (fwDg9)

273 Roses are red
Violets are blue
Look, fatso
Depends full of poo

Posted by: J. Robinette Biden at February 15, 2025 12:02 AM (DgGvY)

274 That got me aroused. My yard is rock and the filter fabric has completely failed. Friggn' New Mexico weeds hold their spring break party there every year which here in Las Cruces starts, checks calendar, right now. I use a blow torch and the lots of poison to send them to Valhalla. Having a programable flamethrowing drone that can fly around in a grid pattern would be a huge hit here. I am confident I could rent it out.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions

So, you're looking for bare ground?

Posted by: MkY at February 15, 2025 12:02 AM (cPGH3)

275 > Having a programable flamethrowing drone that can fly around in a grid pattern would be a huge hit here. I am confident I could rent it out.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions

I've actually seen such a thing on YouTube, albeit aimed at taking out hornet nests rather than weeds.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 15, 2025 12:03 AM (W5ArC)

276 Enough of my fellow Canadians voted to elect our deranged government; I'm OK with it. If Trump annexed Alberta, I'd be turning handsprings.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2025 11:43 PM (8zz6B)
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Trump should call it..."sovereignty-association"!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 15, 2025 12:04 AM (RIvkX)

277 I thought Trudeau was resigning? Oh, looked it up. "he intends to step down as the country’s prime minister, leaving office once a new ruling party leader is chosen.

• Canada’s parliament will be suspended until March 24 while a new leader is chosen, he said."

Well isn't that convenient, suspending the Canadian parliment for a couple months while the Liberal Party finds a new leader. No wonder the province leaders went direct to Trump.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 15, 2025 12:05 AM (CKOCg)

278 My Dear Alice,

When we first met
My heart did swoon.
But now Alice, one of these days
Bang! Zoom! Straight to the moon!

Posted by: Ralph Kramden at February 15, 2025 12:05 AM (Aqu9a)

279
Budgets are big
My balls are, too
Go learn to code
I'm firing you

Posted by: Big Balls at February 15, 2025 12:05 AM (BI5O2)

280 Wandered off looking for a song to close out the night. So many choices. So many sidebar suggestion rabbit holes. Eventually, I just gave up.

https://youtu.be/IjsSN4VPQF0

G'nite, y'all. God bless us every one.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Seize yez t'maro. at February 15, 2025 12:07 AM (C7u2V)

281
I did not catch this earlier, but J.D. Vance *refused* to meet with Chancellor Olaf Sholz, and instead met with Alice Weidel, head of the AfD.

Trump, through Vance, is stepping right over the cordon sanitaire.

Here's Weidel's Xitter feed:
https://tinyurl.com/234dtdjr

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 15, 2025 12:08 AM (w6EFb)

282 Yep and yeah....I so love my friends here...

"Let the night take you. Let the stars evaporate into your dreams. Let sleep be the only comfort for you to believe.”

Good night my wonderful pals! I so love you all. Cheers!
💘💘💘

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 15, 2025 12:08 AM (Oapdw)

283 SpaceX Falcon 9 launch scheduled for tonight.
Liftoff from Space Launch Complex 40 at Cape Canaveral Space Force Station is scheduled for 1:14 a.m. EST (0614 UTC) on Saturday, February 15.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z2lCmw-UAGg

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 15, 2025 12:11 AM (p88XC)

284 >>Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 14, 2025 11:16 PM (BI5O2)
____
God bless you and your family. I'm laying in a hospital bed right now, waiting for surgery first thing tomorrow, and thankful that it's just my back, and not what your bride has had to endure.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at February 15, 2025 12:12 AM (o05zB)

285 r/Fednews on Redditt is a hot bed of reports about the latest firings. The sense of resignation is palpable. One theme that pops up with regularity is "I gave my all for the mission and not the money." I find that amusing: nobody ever defines the mission, they have clearly failed at the mission, and they bitch about not being able make their mortgage payment which sort of implies it was about the money and the not mission.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 15, 2025 12:13 AM (Q8Bj8)

286 Loo-sie

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Start 'splaining
Babalu!

Posted by: Ricky Ricardo at February 15, 2025 12:13 AM (Aqu9a)

287
We want Alberta. Calgary has a rodeo, Edmonton does something with hockey and has an Ikea store, fat grouse, Lake Melania, and oil. Lots and lots of oil. Plus the population is remarkably not Communists.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions

Tell me you list the list we made without telling me you lost the list we made.

FIRST AND FOREMOST, we want Alberta because it has Banff ... ffff ... ffffffffff National Park. All else is secondary!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at February 15, 2025 12:14 AM (xG4kz)

288 > SpaceX Falcon 9 launch scheduled for tonight.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 15, 2025 12:11 AM (p88XC)

Thanks. Watching now.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 15, 2025 12:15 AM (W5ArC)

289 Then, today she got discharged from a three week marathon stretch of brain surgeries, five years later.

I have a superstitious, mystical streak, so I take it as a sign of rebirth, and G-d correcting the cruel vicissitudes of nature. Things should go better for her, now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 14, 2025 11:16 PM (BI5O2)
===

b"h

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 15, 2025 12:15 AM (RIvkX)

290 Roses are red
Violets are blue
Entitled bureaucrats suck
They should eat Top Ramen too.

Posted by: MAGA Americans at February 15, 2025 12:16 AM (Q8SAm)

291 To Bernie Sanders:

Roses bloom red
Like measles’ small specks
Your wallet is stuffed
With Pfizer’s paychecks

Posted by: electronic means at February 15, 2025 12:17 AM (wFFVS)

292 SpaceX -- in about ONE HOUR
The 26th flight of Booster B1067! The launch is set for February 15, 1:14 a.m. ET, 0614 UTC, 07:14 CET with a launch window which is open until 2:15 a.m. ET.

https://www.youtube.com/live/a1JFfCWnIgk

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, e kerosene e ossigeno liquido at February 15, 2025 12:17 AM (KjLnc)

293 Elon Musk retweeted Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal 4h
🇺🇸TRUMP: THE MEDIA IS TRYING TO BREAK ELON AND ME APART; THEY’RE BAD AT IT

“ Elon called me, he said, you know, they're trying to drive us apart.

I said, absolutely.

No, they said, we have breaking news, Donald Trump has ceded control of the presidency to Elon Musk.

President Musk will be attending a cabinet meeting tonight at 8 o'clock.

And I say, it's just so obvious.

They're so bad at it.”

https://tinyurl.com/35mffrnp
---

Musk is taking some of the burden off Trump and that is good. Trump is tired. In the meantime there are 100 DOGE boys wreaking havoc upon the administrative state bureaucrats, Pokeaheinous Warren, the Dept of Ed and coming soon the IRS.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 15, 2025 12:18 AM (A3uq/)

294 Musk is taking some of the burden off Trump and that is good. Trump is tired. In the meantime there are 100 DOGE boys wreaking havoc upon the administrative state bureaucrats, Pokeaheinous Warren, the Dept of Ed and coming soon the IRS.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 15, 2025 12:18 AM (A3uq/)

The libtards don't even have a clue. They go for the shiny Musk in one hand and don't sense the 100+ DOGE nerds stealing their wallet in the other.

Posted by: Roy at February 15, 2025 12:20 AM (z+ik4)

295 To USAID:

Grants, they are green
And taste sweet as honey
But learn to suck ice
We froze all your money

Posted by: electronic means at February 15, 2025 12:21 AM (OrDr0)

296 New Musk kid just revealed. Apparently born five months ago to Musk and some woman named Ashley St. Clair (who I'm assuming I'm supposed to have heard of).

This is Musk's 13th.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 15, 2025 12:22 AM (W5ArC)

297 JD should have met Sholz and slapped him around a little too

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2025 12:22 AM (fwDg9)

298 That copper nitrate solution is safe to put down your sewer line. In fact you can buy copper sulfate to put down your toilet to kill tree roots invading the line.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, e rame at February 15, 2025 12:23 AM (KjLnc)

299 Asha is cute
Michelle is fugly
If given my choice,
I know which I'd hugly.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 15, 2025 12:23 AM (W5ArC)

300
Having a programable flamethrowing drone that can fly around in a grid pattern would be a huge hit here. I am confident I could rent it out.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions

Whoever programmed or was flying that drone was a rank amateur. What a smoky, sooty mess that was.

To wit:
1/ Bring the drone in closer and lower so that its flame can be directed at the nest's opening from away and below it.
2/ Give the nest's hole a good and long roasting with the flame. As the flying insects swarm out, their wings burn off and they drop to the ground, supremely pissed off and unable to do anything about it.
3/ Point at them and laugh.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at February 15, 2025 12:24 AM (xG4kz)

301 BREAKING!!

ICE arrests notorious bandit near the US-Mexico border. A dangerous individual, who calls himself "The Fastest Mouse In All Mex-hico" was surrounded and taken into custody with his accomplice, Slowpoke Rodriguez, by ICE lead special agent Sylvester.

Posted by: Looney Tunes News Service at February 15, 2025 12:25 AM (Aqu9a)

302 Roses are red
Vent patients are blue
Kiss my ass
I got a pardon

Posted by: A. Fauci at February 15, 2025 12:26 AM (DgGvY)

303 > CE arrests notorious bandit near the US-Mexico border.

I remember some years ago the communists were trying to cancel Speedy Gonzales on the grounds of "racism".

Turned out that they love Speedy in Mexico.

And why wouldn't they?

The Mexican mouse is always humiliating the stupid Gringo cat.

Until the "Latinx" thing came along, that was the most tone-deaf thing I'd seen.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 15, 2025 12:27 AM (W5ArC)

304
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm sorry to say
Europe is Screwed.

Posted by: JD Vance at February 15, 2025 12:28 AM (Q8SAm)

305 Roses are red
My ear's got a notch
Your gunman missed
So it's MAGA, beyotch.

Posted by: D. Trump at February 15, 2025 12:29 AM (DgGvY)

306 Roses are white
Roses are pink
Commies are shite
And boy do they stink

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 15, 2025 12:31 AM (W5ArC)

307 I did not catch this earlier, but J.D. Vance *refused* to meet with Chancellor Olaf Sholz, and instead met with Alice Weidel, head of the AfD.

Trump, through Vance, is stepping right over the cordon sanitaire.

Here's Weidel's Xitter feed:
https://tinyurl.com/234dtdjr
Posted by: publius

With that speech Felonious D has kicked off a long over due post WWI revolution in earnest. Europe can either keep heading towards becoming neo-Feudal totalitarians or they can re-embrace the glory of Western Civilization. Either way the USA is disentangling itself from Europe and NATO. That he didn't personally give a speech that was one of the most important speeches since WWII was brilliant. He accomplished two things. This revolution is not about him, it is about a much bigger movement to reclaim our heritage. Having JD give that speech underscored this and also is establishing that these young guns that are everywhere in his administration are the future. Europe is on notice.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 15, 2025 12:32 AM (Q8Bj8)

308 257 Nunavut ( which used to be the eastern half of Northwest Territory).
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2025 10:48 PM (8zz6B)

They didn't want to just go with East North West Territory?
Posted by: GWB at February 14, 2025 11:50 PM (hzHvq)

I always assumed the conversation went like this:

First Nations People: "which part is ours?"
Canadian government: "None of it"

and it just took off from there

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 15, 2025 12:33 AM (pIfcn)

309 Valentine's Haiku

Bernie screaming out
Do you support these onesies?
MAHA you Commies!

Posted by: RFK Jr. at February 15, 2025 12:33 AM (Q8SAm)

310
Just going over Alice Weidel's Twitter.

Speaking in the Bundestag, she told the Green Party, paraphrasing: What are you doing here? None of you have ever worked a day in your lives. Get out. Get a job.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 15, 2025 12:34 AM (w6EFb)

311 Roses are red,
Roses are blue,
Roses are green,
Roses are yellow,
Roses are purple,
Roses are white.

Posted by: A. Warhol at February 15, 2025 12:36 AM (DgGvY)

312 Elon can afford all the children he can get, may not be right by God,but he can afford them

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2025 12:37 AM (fwDg9)

313 Project Constitution @ProjectConstitu 1h
DOGE just dropped the hammer on an $8.2M USDA contract for "Cow Farts"! 📷

Turns out, the project was for "environmental compliance services" to study what? Cow Farts! 📷📷Yep, you heard that right - your tax dollars were about to fund the ultimate in climate science: collecting cow emissions for the "Climate Smart Commodities" initiative.

Guess we'll have to find another way to make our cows eco-friendly. #MoooveOverMethane #DOGEfficiency #NoMoreCowFarts

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 15, 2025 12:38 AM (A3uq/)

314 To my intended, AOC

Roses are red
But they don't float
I'm so very sorry
I never found your man in the boat.

Posted by: Riley Roberts at February 15, 2025 12:38 AM (Aqu9a)

315 We want Alberta because it has Banff ... ffff ... ffffffffff National Park

Yessssssss.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 15, 2025 12:39 AM (SRRAx)

316
Poor wasps can't catch a break. No matter where they go, no one wants them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 15, 2025 12:39 AM (lCaJd)

317
Aaaaaand good evening, all.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 15, 2025 12:39 AM (lCaJd)

318 Poor wasps can't catch a break. No matter where they go, no one wants them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 15, 2025 12:39 AM (lCaJd)

Same here.

Posted by: Palis at February 15, 2025 12:40 AM (Aqu9a)

319 Evening, Blonde Morticia.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 15, 2025 12:40 AM (W5ArC)

320 Gene Allen dead at 63: What's Love Got To Do With It? actor passes

https://mol.im/a/14399259

Posted by: Ciampino - he missed Valentine's Day at February 15, 2025 12:42 AM (KjLnc)

321 How does Elon find the time I wonder

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2025 12:42 AM (fwDg9)

322
Let's get social!

-- Karl Marx Valentine message

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 15, 2025 12:43 AM (lCaJd)

323
Goooooood evening, Rodrigo.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 15, 2025 12:44 AM (lCaJd)

324 The most horrendous criminals ICE arrested in the past 24 hours

https://mol.im/a/14399409

Posted by: Ciampino - they got Speedy Gonzalez? at February 15, 2025 12:44 AM (KjLnc)

325 To Dick Levine:

Your stripes, they were gold
In your admiral cosplay
But it’s too overdressed
For an unemployed gay

Posted by: electronic means at February 15, 2025 12:44 AM (wFFVS)

326 White House posts shocking Valentine's Day message

https://mol.im/a/14398817

Posted by: Ciampino - they got Speedy Gonzalez? at February 15, 2025 12:46 AM (KjLnc)

327 245 Claudine Longet was a good looking lady. Rule #1 I guess
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 14, 2025 11:37 PM (KXtU1)

Singer Andy Williams was her cucked husband who rushed to squire her home after serving her 30-day sentence..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 15, 2025 12:47 AM (bA75n)

328 The most horrendous criminals ICE arrested in the past 24 hours

https://mol.im/a/14399409
Posted by: Ciampino - they got Speedy Gonzalez? at February 15, 2025 12:44 AM (KjLnc)

They'll never take me alive. Ay Yi Yi Yi!

Posted by: Frito Bandito at February 15, 2025 12:48 AM (Aqu9a)

329 This is woke logic or maybe minority logic such as 2+2=5

Woke city official claims ICE arrests are making America less safe because migrants don't commit crimes

https://mol.im/a/14399193

Posted by: Ciampino - wait, murder & robbery not crimes? at February 15, 2025 12:48 AM (KjLnc)

330 I was sitting in my recliner and it started to wiggle. Having lived through a few PNW earthquakes I am like, that was not a dump truck driving by the house at 10:30 pm.

Sure enough the USGS is reporting a 4.9 quake at Toyah, TX at that time. This is about 100 miles SE of Las Cruces.

I am expecting a breathless news report about it being caused by climate change and fracking.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 15, 2025 12:48 AM (Q8Bj8)

331 Spider solitaire is evil

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2025 12:48 AM (fwDg9)

332
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can run DOGE, SPACE X, TESLA
And make another baby, too

Posted by: Elon at February 15, 2025 12:49 AM (Q8SAm)

333 His whiskers are white
His nose, rather red
John Bolton crossed Trump
His career is now dead

Posted by: electronic means at February 15, 2025 12:49 AM (wFFVS)

334 Revealed: The astonishing secrets of the cartel people smugglers

https://mol.im/a/14399351

Posted by: Ciampino - just the tip at February 15, 2025 12:49 AM (KjLnc)

335 Hey {{{Teresa}}} Happy Valentine's Day!!! It was cold here today, I wore your scarf again, I have received many compliments on it, might I become a sales representative???

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 15, 2025 12:49 AM (Sgq8y)

336 Singer Andy Williams was her cucked husband who rushed to squire her home after serving her 30-day sentence..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 15, 2025 12:47 AM (bA75n)

She did weekend stints only!

Posted by: Zombie Aspen Ski God Spider Sabich at February 15, 2025 12:49 AM (Aqu9a)

337 Drove down to Maricopa today, and dropped off an antique gasoline powered genset that I had promised to donate to Ernie Adams at his Dwarf Car museum. Had a nice visit, and then drove on to Casa Grande, where I filled up the suburban with gas at 2.69 per gallon, and then back to Apache Junction by way of Coolidge and Queen Creek.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2025 12:50 AM (8zz6B)

338 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 14, 2025 11:16 PM (BI5O2

I am so, so happy to hear this. I, too, remember " before she was born", and when she was born, and all the worry. It's beyond joyful to know she's getting better and better! Fatherhood becomes you. 😊

I trust your son is also thriving?

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at February 15, 2025 12:50 AM (Ezs10)

339 See gas in Delaware again a bit cheaper than Pa, under $3 there over here

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2025 12:53 AM (fwDg9)

340
Gas in Cali is outrageous again. $4.59 tonight at the cheap Arco.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 15, 2025 12:54 AM (lCaJd)

341 Okay, ran into a conservative problem: wanted to read if there was any criticism of something liberal that went viral four years ago, and I scrolled through pages and pages of articles praising it with nary a bad word written about it. I really shouldn't be surprised, since it was all the right buzzwords delivered by someone who flames brighter than the sun. But good grief, the media is insanely in lockstep, aren't they?

Posted by: pookysgirl, also good grief the comedian's a bear! at February 15, 2025 12:54 AM (Wt5PA)

342 Zelensky wears green
His flag’s yellow and blue
Kiev’s in the red
Now that graft is gone too

Posted by: electronic means at February 15, 2025 12:55 AM (wFFVS)

343
By the way, I can't wait until gas stations have to man up and admit that gas is $4.00 a gallon in stead of this fake-shyt $3.99.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 15, 2025 12:55 AM (lCaJd)

344 Drove down to Maricopa today, and dropped off an antique gasoline powered genset that I had promised to donate to Ernie Adams at his Dwarf Car museum. Had a nice visit, and then drove on to Casa Grande, where I filled up the suburban with gas at 2.69 per gallon, and then back to Apache Junction by way of Coolidge and Queen Creek. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Nice. Have you driven the road from Tortilla Flats to Roosevelt Dam? The road had been closed for years and was reopened in the fall. The land is stunning had has the best views of the Superstitious Mountains I have seen to date.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 15, 2025 12:56 AM (Q8Bj8)

345 Fatal error from air traffic control may have led to Black Hawk crash? Maye DM needs more qualified reporters?

https://mol.im/a/14399657

Posted by: Ciampino - nah at February 15, 2025 12:57 AM (KjLnc)

346 Nice. Have you driven the road from Tortilla Flats to Roosevelt Dam? The road had been closed for years and was reopened in the fall. The land is stunning had has the best views of the Superstitious Mountains I have seen to date.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 15, 2025 12:56 AM (Q8Bj

No, but it is on the to-do list.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2025 12:58 AM (8zz6B)

347 Not sure it's been mentioned; Trump put his mug shot in a gilded frame and hung it in the hall outside his office.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 15, 2025 12:59 AM (A3uq/)

348 343
By the way, I can't wait until gas stations have to man up and admit that gas is $4.00 a gallon in stead of this fake-shyt $3.99.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 15, 2025 12:55 AM (lCaJd)
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I thought it was $3.9999

Posted by: Ciampino - we had a tickey in RSA at February 15, 2025 01:00 AM (KjLnc)

349 This is woke logic or maybe minority logic such as 2+2=5

Woke city official claims ICE arrests are making America less safe because migrants don't commit crimes

https://mol.im/a/14399193
Posted by: Ciampino - wait, murder & robbery not crimes? at February 15, 2025 12:48 AM (KjLnc)

That f*cker needs to be sent back to his sh*thole country.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 15, 2025 01:01 AM (Cw7Lx)

350 But good grief, the media is insanely in lockstep, aren't they?
Posted by: pookysgirl, also good grief the comedian's a bear! at February 15, 2025 12:54 AM (Wt5PA)

No, we're not!

Posted by: The media, in unison at February 15, 2025 01:01 AM (PiwSw)

351 344
.... drove on to Casa Grande,
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
----
Is that near Macho Grande?

Posted by: Stryker - at the controls at February 15, 2025 01:02 AM (KjLnc)

352

Just saw this last night, as it hasn't made mainstream news much. PDT has nominated Jared Isaacman to be NASA adminstrator.

He's an actual astronaut (private), commander of the Polaris Dawn mission, and a billionaire himself (only
$1 - 2B, no real money).

Check out his Twitter feed. NASA will back in business when he takes over.

He was likely going to the commander of the first crewed Starship flight. They are not ruling out him still flying the mission while NASA administrator.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 15, 2025 01:02 AM (w6EFb)

353
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Out of NATO now
And the UN too.

Posted by: MAGA Americans at February 15, 2025 01:03 AM (Q8SAm)

354
So, imagine the actual head of NASA flying a mission.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 15, 2025 01:03 AM (w6EFb)

355 No, we're not!

Posted by: The media, in unison at February 15, 2025 01:01 AM (PiwSw)

I'll give you guys this much: Each article had slightly different wording from the previous one. Slightly.

Posted by: pookysgirl, wielder of the Level 20 Thesaurus card at February 15, 2025 01:03 AM (Wt5PA)

356 Publius, he was a great choice, and will probably cut a bitch to be first on that first Starship mission!

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at February 15, 2025 01:05 AM (Ezs10)

357 LA Times staff Slack channel erupts in mutiny over owner's comments

https://mol.im/a/14398487

Posted by: Ciampino - bunch of Slackers at February 15, 2025 01:05 AM (KjLnc)

358 It's valentines day,
at least give me a handjob
she said she would gladly stroke my cock,
But I couldn't tempt fate,
she had the monkey pox

Posted by: Rev Wishbone at February 15, 2025 01:05 AM (hXQfZ)

359 Just saw this last night, as it hasn't made mainstream news much. PDT has nominated Jared Isaacman to be NASA adminstrator.

He's an actual astronaut (private), commander of the Polaris Dawn mission, and a billionaire himself (only
$1 - 2B, no real money).

Check out his Twitter feed. NASA will back in business when he takes over.

He was likely going to the commander of the first crewed Starship flight. They are not ruling out him still flying the mission while NASA administrator.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 15, 2025 01:02 AM (w6EFb)

Yeah, but does he have his own Jeannie?

Posted by: Major Anthony Nelson, USAF at February 15, 2025 01:06 AM (Aqu9a)

360 NY Attorney General Letitia James goes unhinged rant about Elon Musk and President Trump

https://x.com/TaraBull808/
status/1890505586111860918

Posted by: Ciampino - slob at February 15, 2025 01:07 AM (KjLnc)

361 Watched a video, well recreation computer animation of that helo and plane but didn't really add anything as I hoped.

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2025 01:08 AM (fwDg9)

362 Gas? What about eggs!

Posted by: That guy who always asks... at February 15, 2025 01:09 AM (mH6SG)

363 NY Attorney General Letitia James goes unhinged rant about Elon Musk and President Trump

https://x.com/TaraBull808/
status/1890505586111860918
Posted by: Ciampino - slob at February 15, 2025 01:07 AM (KjLnc)

Also unhinged: her bathroom door after she eats at Taco Bell.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2025 01:11 AM (8zz6B)

364 I'll give you guys this much: Each article had slightly different wording from the previous one. Slightly.

Posted by: pookysgirl, wielder of the Level 20 Thesaurus card at February 15, 2025 01:03 AM (Wt5PA)

It's a Constitutional Crisis! We feel our feelz so much. We can barely write words anyhow.

Posted by: Leftard Media at February 15, 2025 01:13 AM (Q8SAm)

365 >> NY Attorney General Letitia James goes unhinged rant about Elon Musk and President Trump

What is going on with the guy next to her? He’s making faces and chewing his lip.

She is one ugly broad.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 15, 2025 01:14 AM (Cw7Lx)

366 I stayed up long enough, trick will be not getting up in 10 hours with 7 hours of actual sleep.
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2025 01:16 AM (fwDg9)

367 Off to the rack. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2025 01:17 AM (8zz6B)

368 357 LA Times staff Slack channel erupts in mutiny over owner's comments

https://mol.im/a/14398487
Posted by: Ciampino - b
---

Daily Mail needs better writers and an editor.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 15, 2025 01:18 AM (A3uq/)

369
I thought it was $3.9999
Posted by: Ciampino

===================

What, does this mean I'm owed $0.0001 back from what I paid tonight???

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 15, 2025 01:18 AM (lCaJd)

370 362 Gas? What about eggs!

Eggs give me gas.

Posted by: Flatulent egg lover at February 15, 2025 01:18 AM (Q8SAm)

371
26th landing for this booster. That's impressive.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 15, 2025 01:20 AM (w6EFb)

372
Daily Mail needs better writers and an editor.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends

==================

Geez, on that same page something about CNN darling "Kaitlan Collins."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 15, 2025 01:20 AM (lCaJd)

373 That baseball story. I feel that baseball is amongst the gayest of gayest game's ever played, but that little boys happiness at going to the ballpark. Chefs kiss.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at February 15, 2025 01:20 AM (HSyYP)

374 I was glancing at Reddit to see what insane thing they had their hair on fire about. It seems now that the entire country is going to collapse because Trump is firing government workers. They are telling each other to get food stockpiled, meds stockpiled, maje sure you have cash and everything you will need for the coming apocalypse. They truly think the world revolves around them.

Posted by: Megthered at February 15, 2025 01:22 AM (J9ZRC)

375
I wish SpaceX would put an accelerometer readout on their video feed. I'd love to see the g's being felt throughout the trajectory. Coordinate as well as "felt" g's (note if you're accelerating straight up, relative to the ground, at 1g of coordinate acceleration, you're feeling 2g total).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 15, 2025 01:27 AM (w6EFb)

376 I was glancing at Reddit to see what insane thing they had their hair on fire about. It seems now that the entire country is going to collapse because Trump is firing government workers. They are telling each other to get food stockpiled, meds stockpiled, maje sure you have cash and everything you will need for the coming apocalypse. They truly think the world revolves around them.
Posted by: Megthered

r/fednews

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 15, 2025 01:28 AM (Q8Bj8)

377 The top meme is pretty awesome.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2025 01:30 AM (bss/y)

378 Space Affairs shows tech info at the bottom left and right.

www.youtube.com/user/SEL9000

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 15, 2025 01:31 AM (A3uq/)

379 Best baseball game l've ever been to.

Great story.

Hopefully that young man was watching the Braves play the Padres on August 12, 1984, when 13 players and managers were ejected, 5 fans were arrested and a 17 year old bat boy was assaulted by a player when he instinctively went to retrieve a bat during one of the 4 bench clearing brawls.

Posted by: Just a thought at February 15, 2025 01:39 AM (oRGVe)

380 It seems now that the entire country is going to collapse because Trump is firing government workers.

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They're like Olmecs, watching their monumental stone heads get rolled down a mountain.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 15, 2025 01:41 AM (BI5O2)

381 Over a hundred years Lenin has been pickled and on display in Red Square. How long can this bullshit go on?
Posted by: Celebrate Something Nice at February 14, 2025 10:20 PM

I know, it seems life forever for me.

Posted by: DR. JILL at February 15, 2025 01:43 AM (qoB0Q)

382 If I'm ever in charge, I'll start shit with Russia just to win rapidly, and for no other reason than demanding Lenin's waxen corpse in the extremely generous peace deal I strike with them.

Then I'll melt the wax off, take the bones, and use them to make broth for a nice green chile.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 15, 2025 01:48 AM (BI5O2)

383 Space Affairs shows tech info at the bottom left and right.

www.youtube.com/user/SEL9000
Posted by: Braenyard

You can use the velocity readouts and the timer to work out the acceleration and deceleration g numbers. Delta velocity divided by delta time. I did a rough estimate of the entry burn and came up with 3 gs. One g in metric is 9.8 meters per second squared.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 15, 2025 01:48 AM (p88XC)

384 Good night Horde.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 15, 2025 01:49 AM (Sgq8y)

385
357 LA Times staff Slack channel erupts in mutiny over owner's comments

https://mol.im/a/14398487
Posted by: Ciampino - b

==================

Hmmm, that inscrutable L.A. Times owner is announcing some mega-multi-meta platform that will unify all culture and commentary and knowledge. We shall see.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 15, 2025 01:51 AM (lCaJd)

386 If I'm ever in charge, I'll start shit with Russia just to win rapidly, and for no other reason than demanding Lenin's waxen corpse in the extremely generous peace deal I strike with them.

Then I'll melt the wax off, take the bones, and use them to make broth for a nice green chile.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 15, 2025 01:48 AM (BI5O2)

Convince the heathen Chinee that mummified Lenin works even better than rhino horn, and maybe they'd front you the money to steal the corpse and replace it with a mannequin.
Damn, I just came up with the plot for a Mission: Impossible movie.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 15, 2025 01:55 AM (p88XC)

387 229 221 Mexico is going to sue Google for calling the Gulf of America, the Gulf of America.
Posted by: Braenyard

Wait until he renames Lake Louise to Lake Melania.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 14, 2025 11:24 PM (Q8Bj

--------

Trump should remain the Sea of Cortez as the Sea of Bitter Mexican Tears.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 14, 2025 11:26 PM (JkO4W)

I know it as the Gulf of California...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 15, 2025 01:58 AM (ynpvh)

388 Mexico is going to sue Google for calling the Gulf of America, the Gulf of America.

Posted by: Braenyard

I saw they are asking for 200 million pesos ($43.26 USD).

Posted by: Just a thought at February 15, 2025 02:03 AM (oRGVe)

389 340
Gas in Cali is outrageous again. $4.59 tonight at the cheap Arco.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 15, 2025 12:54 AM (lCaJd)

I believe that increased gas tax is in effect. There are also winter and summer fuel blends that make Kali "special".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 15, 2025 02:12 AM (ynpvh)

390 386 If I'm ever in charge, I'll start shit with Russia just to win rapidly, and for no other reason than demanding Lenin's waxen corpse in the extremely generous peace deal I strike with them.

Then I'll melt the wax off, take the bones, and use them to make broth for a nice green chile.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 15, 2025 01:48 AM (BI5O2)

Convince the heathen Chinee that mummified Lenin works even better than rhino horn, and maybe they'd front you the money to steal the corpse and replace it with a mannequin.
Damn, I just came up with the plot for a Mission: Impossible movie.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 15, 2025 01:55 AM (p88XC)

They have pickled Mao, but some worship him as a god over there.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 15, 2025 02:17 AM (ynpvh)

391

They have pickled Mao, but some worship him as a god over there.
Posted by: jim
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Here you go:
http://tiny.cc/qg1a001

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 15, 2025 02:25 AM (XeU6L)

392 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 15, 2025 01:58

You doing OK jim? Heard you were in the hosp, home yet?

Posted by: Farmer at February 15, 2025 02:35 AM (55Qr6)

393 335 Hey {{{Teresa}}} Happy Valentine's Day!!! It was cold here today, I wore your scarf again, I have received many compliments on it, might I become a sales representative???
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 15, 2025 12:49 AM (Sgq8y)

Oh, I only make those for family and friends! I stopped working on them when I was diagnosed with cancer to concentrate on making Christmas stockings for our youngest grandson and a couple of extra ones for any future grandchildren that we might have. My stockings usually take a couple of months to complete, as I follow some pretty intricate cross stitch patterns for each one (most of the patterns were collected by me over 30 years ago).

I can send you pictures of them, if you would like. I think at last count I had a total of 13 that I have made over the last 30 years - all but 3 of them are still kept at our house for storage. We hang them on our fireplace every year, starting the day after Thanksgiving.

I usually post a picture of most of them at least once a year on Facebook. I sometimes share a link on the Hobby Thread at Christmas time, too 😊❤

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 15, 2025 02:37 AM (SRRAx)

394
I just listened to Elon's conversation with Alice Weidel. It got quite interesting at the end. She asked him about his plans for Mars and all that.

The conversation got quite philosophical with Elon waxing about human civilization needed to pass Fermi filters, and how any decent civilization needs to last about 1 million years.

And how short 1 million years is in the time scale of the Universe, how we're all just made of star stuff. And finally Elon mentioning how the "meaning of life is 42".

Yep, that woman is just some far right fascist.... God, our elites are so dumb.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 15, 2025 02:39 AM (w6EFb)

395
And if that wasn't clear at the end, that was high sarcasm of course.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 15, 2025 02:40 AM (w6EFb)

396 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 15, 2025 02:25

Dammit MH ya made me look. Now is Pickeled Mao any good in Warren's prairie crab cakes?

Posted by: Farmer at February 15, 2025 02:43 AM (55Qr6)

397 392 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 15, 2025 01:58

You doing OK jim? Heard you were in the hosp, home yet?

Posted by: Farmer at February 15, 2025 02:35 AM (55Qr6)

Was in-and-out from end of October to mid-December. Last stay was 17 days with a major operation. Now living the ostomy life, at least until June.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 15, 2025 03:03 AM (ynpvh)

398 night all

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 15, 2025 03:04 AM (ynpvh)

399 Our great, historic European allies have morphed into a mix of warmed-over Soviet Union with a dash of Versailles seasoned with Woke. Scary and pathetic at the same time.

Posted by: Ordinary American at February 15, 2025 03:35 AM (XdgS6)

400 400

Because I'm up early and I could.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 15, 2025 03:55 AM (O7YUW)

401 400 400

Because I'm up early and I could.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 15, 2025 03:55 AM (O7YUW)

Harbinger of a great day ahead--maybe!

Posted by: m at February 15, 2025 04:02 AM (v0TzN)

402 .
NOOD

Pixy's here with the Saturday Tech Thread

NOOD!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 15, 2025 04:04 AM (O7YUW)

403 Definitely going to be a great day. G'morning m, and thanks!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 15, 2025 04:05 AM (O7YUW)

404 394
I just listened to Elon's conversation with Alice Weidel. It got quite interesting at the end. She asked him about his plans for Mars and all that.

The conversation got quite philosophical with Elon waxing about human civilization needed to pass Fermi filters, and how any decent civilization needs to last about 1 million years.

And how short 1 million years is in the time scale of the Universe, how we're all just made of star stuff. And finally Elon mentioning how the "meaning of life is 42".

Yep, that woman is just some far right fascist.... God, our elites are so dumb.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 15, 2025 02:39 AM (w6EFb)

Can't tell nuthin' about that woman from your summary, there.

Posted by: m at February 15, 2025 04:08 AM (v0TzN)

405 Fun vid "FAFO" https://tinyurl.com/2uhws6zm

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 15, 2025 04:10 AM (w6EFb)

406 Roses are red and hearts are red
I am a communist I want you to be dead.

Posted by: somejoe at February 15, 2025 05:45 AM (RCAte)

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