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Elections Have Consequences: The TSA Official Who Put Tulsi Gabbard on the Terrorist Watch List Has Been Fired

The President so nice they inaugurated him twice:

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Trump just finished speaking to his supporters in Emancipation Hall. He'll be heading to the Signing Room, I guess to start signing his shock and awe executive orders.

Donna Brazile is defeated:

DONNA BRAZILE: Absolutely. The mayor of the District of Columbia went down to meet with President-elect Trump. There's nothing wrong with that. I don't think you're -- this is -- this is not going to be a time of resistance like it was in 2017. They're going to look for opportunities to work with the president-elect and his team, and they will be prepared to oppose him when they disagree.

Trump just said you'll "see a lot of action" on the J6 political prisoners.

He'll be issuing 200 executive orders. Some orders will make it clear that any #Resistance bureaucrat who refuses to carry out the elected president's orders will be fired.

EXCLUSIVE: President-elect Trump will sign more than 200 executive actions on Inauguration Day--a massive, first wave of policy priorities focused on border security, energy, reducing the cost of living for American families, ending DEI programs across the federal government, and more, Fox News Digital has learned.

A senior administration official who is familiar with the executive actions and authorized to brief Fox News Digital said Trump on day one will end "Catch and Release;" pause all offshore wind leases; terminate the electric vehicle mandate; abolish the Green New Deal; withdraw from the Paris Climate Accord; and take several major steps to assert presidential control over the federal bureaucracy.

The official said Donald Trump will sign multiple "omnibus" executive orders that each contain dozens of major executive actions.

"The president is issuing a historic series of executive orders and actions that will fundamentally reform the American government, including the complete and total restoration of American sovereignty," the official told Fox News Digital.

On day one, the president-elect will declare a national border emergency; direct the U.S. military to work with the Department of Homeland Security to fully secure the southern border; and establish a national priority to eliminate all criminal cartels operating on U.S. soil.

Trump will close the border to all illegal aliens via proclamation, Fox News Digital has learned.

President-elect Donald Trump arrives at an election night watch party at the Palm Beach Convention Center, Wednesday, Nov. 6, 2024, in West Palm Beach, Fla. (Evan Vucci/AP)

Trump will also create task forces for the protection of homeland security with officers from the FBI, ICE, CEA, and other agencies to "fully eradicate the presence of criminal cartels."

Trump will also direct designations of cartels as foreign terrorist organizations, which the official said will unlock new authorities to achieve the Trump homeland security mission.

Fox News Digital has learned that Trump will re-institute "Remain in Mexico," and direct the military to construct a new area of border wall. He will grant emergency authorities to suspend the entry of illegal aliens across the southwest border, allowing for individuals apprehended to be "swiftly returned to their countries of origin."

Trump will "fully unleash" Alaskan energy, which the official described as essential to U.S. national security.

The senior official told Fox News Digital that the energy executive order deals with "every single energy policy," and addresses liquid natural gas, ports, fracking, pipelines, permitting and more, while also terminating President Biden polices he said "have constrained U.S. energy supply."

...

The official also said Trump will fully reform the federal bureaucracy by reestablishing presidential control over the career federal workforce and make clear to federal workers that they can be removed from posts for failing to comply with executive directives.

Trump will sign an executive order to strengthen presidential control over senior government officials and implement a new merit-based hiring review. Trump will also take action to return federal workers to in-person work.

The official also said Trump will end the 'weaponization of the federal government,' and 'restore freedom of speech' and 'end federal censorship.'

Trump, on his first day, will also suspend the security clearances for the 51 national security officials who "lied" about Hunter BIden's laptop ahead of the 2020 presidential election.

I saw an account calling for not only a revocation of all of their security clearances, but the cancellation of any contracts which involve these Election Interference Agents in any capacity.


Posted by: Ace at 01:58 PM




Comments

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1 The Emperor Protects

Posted by: gKWVE at January 20, 2025 01:58 PM (gKWVE)

2 Fresh. Nice.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 20, 2025 01:59 PM (ExV1e)

3 Absolutely. The mayor of the District of Columbia went down to meet with President-elect Trump. There's nothing wrong with that. I don't think you're -- this is -- this is not going to be a time of resistance like it was in 2017. They're going to look for opportunities to work with the president-elect and his team, and they will be prepared to oppose him when they disagree.
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I'll take "shit I don't believe" for $1,000, Alex.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 02:00 PM (L5WFg)

4 Present !

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 02:00 PM (g47mK)

5
Link to livestream of Festivities

https://is.gd/ujvEik

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 02:00 PM (wZO0u)

6
Now: Peter Navarro is tearing it up, calling out Fake News

https://is.gd/ujvEik

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 02:01 PM (wZO0u)

7 Siri has been updated. Trump is POTUS!!

Posted by: jmel at January 20, 2025 02:01 PM (bVhJi)

8 The DC mayor is Donna Brazile’s wife, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2025 02:01 PM (Hkcdp)

9 A senior administration official who is familiar with the executive actions and authorized to brief Fox News Digital said ...
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Then name him. If he was authorized to talk about it and it wasn't a leak, why the "sources say" crap?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 02:01 PM (L5WFg)

10 Joe is gone ! Free at last, free at last.. Thank God almighty free at last !

Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2025 02:01 PM (VE6XX)

11
How can the Federal bureaucracy be subordinated to the President? It's inconceivable!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2025 02:02 PM (dxSpM)

12 So, Notre Dame or The Ohio State?

Posted by: From about That Time at January 20, 2025 02:02 PM (AEFEN)

13 One firing is NO WHERE near enough.

Bloodletting needs a lot more blood.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 20, 2025 02:02 PM (zjgNU)

14 The Hammer of Justice

You see, little David Pekoske's giving it up, he's giving it up hard. 'Cause he's with Captain Hammer. [holds up fists] And these are not the hammer. [walks away...]
[then returns] The hammer is my penis.

Posted by: Captain Hammer at January 20, 2025 02:02 PM (gKWVE)

15 Is that through an interpreter or did Brazile learn to speak English?

Unrelated: former President of Planned Parenthood dies. Something, something, barbed cock, something, Satan.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2025 02:02 PM (W5ArC)

16 They're going to look for opportunities to work with the president-elect and his team

Translation: they're going to see if they can wheedle some more Federal dollars out of Trump.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 20, 2025 02:02 PM (xCA6C)

17 Quick question: when has the mayor of DC opposed Biden? Or Obama?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2025 02:02 PM (Hkcdp)

18 Trump, on his first day, will also suspend the security clearances for the 51 national security officials who "lied" about Hunter BIden's laptop ahead of the 2020 presidential election.
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Suspend Meh. Revoke them. There's a difference.

Suspensions should be routine. Leave one job, get it suspended for a while. If the new job needs it, it can be reinstated. But for bad behavior like this (or after some reasonable amount of time, like a year or two), it should be revoked.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 02:02 PM (L5WFg)

19 "Lied" yes they most certainly lied, they knew it was really his laptop

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2025 02:02 PM (KQk9m)

20 I want to see so many firings that Milei calls him up and says "Pace yourself, amigo."

Posted by: Oddbob at January 20, 2025 02:02 PM (/y8xj)

21 Amidst all the excitement and energy today, there is a significant milestone that has gone (AFAIK) unremarked upon by the Commentariat of AoSHQ. Today is the 24th birthday of Democratic Underground, which was founded on January 20th, 2001.

It's like I know you people.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 20, 2025 02:03 PM (a3Q+t)

22 This no hand on the Bible thing is blowing up. People not questioning legitimacy. It’s really the optics. I don’t think a single Christian on X didn’t notice.

Posted by: Truthbomb at January 20, 2025 02:03 PM (KDBTW)

23 So, Notre Dame or The Ohio State?
Posted by: From about That Time at January 20, 2025 02:02 PM (AEFEN)

I'm sorry, I thought Notre Dame was playing THE Ohio State University.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 20, 2025 02:03 PM (zjgNU)

24 FIRED: CNN is reporting that the David Pekoske the TSA Administrator who put @TulsiGabbard on "Quiet Skies" terrorist watch list has been fired. The Hammer of Justice is here
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Get rid of "quiet skies" and the like completely. You're guilty of a crime or you're not.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 02:03 PM (L5WFg)

25 I would like to see part of the parade from inside my warm house. 😊. Will any station be showing that?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2025 02:03 PM (r3F/z)

26
The mayor of the District of Columbia went down to meet with President-elect Trump

_______

I hope they patted her down, roughly.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2025 02:03 PM (dxSpM)

27 The official also said Trump will fully reform the federal bureaucracy by reestablishing presidential control over the career federal workforce and make clear to federal workers that they can be removed from posts for failing to comply with executive directives.
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Boy, I hope so.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 02:03 PM (L5WFg)

28 i bet Biden will look a lot better in a couple months, once they wean him off the staggering load of dope they've got him on

Posted by: TN at January 20, 2025 02:04 PM (BI5O2)

29 Muriel Bowser is not one who looks for opportunities to work with people. She insists upon her superiority in all things and is a petty, petty bitch about it...despite the fact that she's an utter failure.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 20, 2025 02:04 PM (Mmf4/)

30 Election Wizard @ElectionWiz 3h
JUST IN: The Nasdaq stock exchange is moving to formally withdraw its rule mandating diversity quotas at companies after a federal appeals court recently struck it down

Posted by: not tired of #winning at January 20, 2025 02:04 PM (gKWVE)

31
This ain't 2017.
There's no jeff cuck sessions. No rex tillerson. No Russia Hoax. No Prince Reebus the loser. No Mark Meadows. No Esper fag. No Comey. No Wray.

It's ALL different, now.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 02:04 PM (wZO0u)

32 They're going to look for opportunities to work with the president-elect and his team

Translation: they're going to see if they can wheedle some more Federal dollars out of Trump.


They should get used to disappointment.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 20, 2025 02:04 PM (xCA6C)

33

Under the banner of “We Fight Back 2025,” more than 700 protests are reportedly planned nationwide on Jan. 20. Initial conveners include the People’s Forum and the Palestinian Youth Movement, among others.

https://t.ly/B6OlD

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2025 02:04 PM (63Dwl)

34 I want to see so many firings that Milei calls him up and says "Pace yourself, amigo."
Posted by: Oddbob at January 20, 2025 02:02 PM (/y8xj)

THIS

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 20, 2025 02:04 PM (zjgNU)

35 > Trump will "fully unleash" Alaskan energy, which the official described as essential to U.S. national security.

Hopefully rescinding Dopey Joe's last-minute Alaska land grabs, and then some.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2025 02:04 PM (W5ArC)

36 Trump will also take action to return federal workers to in-person work.
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This is easy.

"Get your ass back to the office by February 1. If you aren't there on February 1 and don't have an approved exemption authorized by the Secretary, you're fired."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 02:04 PM (L5WFg)

37 Posted by: Truthbomb at January 20, 2025 02:03 PM (KDBTW)

I'm a Christian not on X and I didn't notice.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2025 02:04 PM (r3F/z)

38 Amidst all the excitement and energy today, there is a significant milestone that has gone (AFAIK) unremarked upon by the Commentariat of AoSHQ. Today is the 24th birthday of Democratic Underground, which was founded on January 20th, 2001.

It's like I know you people.
=====
No organization that contains the word "Democratic" in the title truly believes in democracy. That goes for the Democratic Party as well.

Posted by: Crusader at January 20, 2025 02:04 PM (azSra)

39 The January 6 political prisoners are about a half mile from the Capitol building.
Take the presidential limo over there and demand the cells be unlocked.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2025 02:05 PM (dg+HA)

40 The first lawsuits against the Trump administration to be filed shortly

he's gonna get sued by everybody on everything

Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 02:05 PM (AOsQT)

41 I saw an account calling for not only a revocation of all of their security clearances, but the cancellation of any contracts which involve these Election Interference Agents in any capacity.
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I like this idea rather a lot.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 02:05 PM (L5WFg)

42 22 This no hand on the Bible thing is blowing up. People not questioning legitimacy. It’s really the optics. I don’t think a single Christian on X didn’t notice.
Posted by: Truthbomb at January 20, 2025 02:03 PM (KDBTW)


[ ] Not noted
[x] Noted

Posted by: concern-o-meter at January 20, 2025 02:05 PM (gKWVE)

43
This no hand on the Bible thing is blowing up. People not questioning legitimacy. It’s really the optics. I don’t think a single Christian on X didn’t notice.
Posted by: Truthbomb


lol, relax

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 02:05 PM (wZO0u)

44 He'll be issuing 200 executive orders. Some orders will make it clear that any #Resistance bureaucrat who refuses to carry out the elected president's orders will be fired.
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Biden issued 17 EO's on Inauguration Day, 4 years ago.

Posted by: scampydog at January 20, 2025 02:05 PM (2bFN5)

45 Oooh, love that they are pulling security clearances and any contracts.

As Milo said in Bloom County: Eat Hot Death!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2025 02:05 PM (Hkcdp)

46 If I had one, it would have moved...

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at January 20, 2025 02:05 PM (SRRAx)

47 Trump, on his first day, will also suspend the security clearances for the 51 national security officials who "lied" about Hunter BIden's laptop ahead of the 2020 presidential election.
____

Why does Fox News put "lied" in quotes?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 20, 2025 02:05 PM (fs1hN)

48 I'm waiting for the military to pass in review.

Posted by: Archer at January 20, 2025 02:05 PM (IDphi)

49 > Muriel Bowser

That guy who used to be in Sha-na-na? I had no idea he'd "transitioned".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2025 02:05 PM (W5ArC)

50 I assume that the reason retired intelligence officials still have clearance after retirement is so that they can sell information to our enemies. I can't think why else they still have clearance. None of my employers ever let me keep my keys when I quit a job.

Posted by: huerfano at January 20, 2025 02:05 PM (DKIGo)

51 Winning!

Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 02:05 PM (aBgBM)

52
"When things get tough, they send for the sons-of-bitches." - Adm. Ernest J. King

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2025 02:05 PM (dxSpM)

53 The first lawsuits against the Trump administration to be filed shortly

he's gonna get sued by everybody on everything
Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 02:05 PM (AOsQT)
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Definitely. And many if not most of those lawsuits will be financed with federal dollars passed through NGOs, just like usual.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 02:06 PM (L5WFg)

54 Trump seems a bit peeved. I like angry Trump. He is starting to crush his enemies and have them driven before himself.

Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2025 02:06 PM (z+ik4)

55
No, the first Democrat HOAX will be about President Trump's phone call with Justice Alito.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 02:06 PM (wZO0u)

56 Is the Bible really a constitutional mandate for taking the oath?

Optics thing, OK, but the oath isn't invalidated.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 20, 2025 02:06 PM (Mmf4/)

57 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2025 02:04 PM (63Dwl)

Too cold for them to show up?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2025 02:06 PM (r3F/z)

58 >>I saw an account calling for not only a revocation of all of their security clearances, but the cancellation of any contracts which involve these Election Interference Agents in any capacity.

With the pardons, he can not go after the principles, but I think it would be even more effective to go after minions--all the people who facilitated the crimes. For example, the people who fed the shredders or the IT people who wiped the hard drives for the J6 evidence destruction.

Make every employee of the government responsible for blowing the whistle on crimes they are told to commit. With great privilege comes great responsibility, and it is a privilege to be able to work from home, no chance of being fired, and a solid gold pension. Make them earn it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, assemble! at January 20, 2025 02:06 PM (HcwxM)

59 >>>7 Siri has been updated. Trump is POTUS!!

amazon's Alexis confirms.

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2025 02:06 PM (KRtlO)

60 If I had one, it would have moved...
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at January 20, 2025 02:05 PM (SRRAx)
++++
LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 02:06 PM (L5WFg)

61 Posted by: Truthbomb at January 20, 2025 02:03 PM (KDBTW)

I'm glad the Truthbomb nic is on this very important topic.

Posted by: Inogame at January 20, 2025 02:06 PM (53oGX)

62 > Why does Fox News put "lied" in quotes?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 20, 2025 02:05 PM (fs1hN)

Maybe harder to sue them for libel if they make it clear they're quoting someone else? One of the legal morons may want to weigh in on that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2025 02:06 PM (W5ArC)

63 "I’m miserable. I’m sad, I’m frustrated. I’m mad at everybody. ... Look, if you are a progressive or a Democrat right now, if you’re watching television, you’re watching it probably with some substances, because he’s going to unleash this blitzkrieg of attacks on everything we care about, immigrants, clean energy, and nothing we can do about it but watch this stuff."

-- Van Jones

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 20, 2025 02:06 PM (a3Q+t)

64 I think Obama took the oath with his hand on Dreams of my Father

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2025 02:06 PM (KQk9m)

65 12 So, Notre Dame or The Ohio State?
Posted by: From about That Time at January 20, 2025 02:02 PM (AEFEN)

I'm going to be pulling for Notre Dame, but deep down fully expect OSU to win.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2025 02:06 PM (N39Ws)

66 I'm a Christian not on X and I didn't notice.

Ya know what I did notice? More (and more sincere) acknowledgement of God in 30 minutes than in the last 4 Democrat administrations combined.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 20, 2025 02:06 PM (/y8xj)

67 When do the Presidential Chainsaws rev up?

Posted by: Just Lily at January 20, 2025 02:07 PM (RLLZj)

68 Trump's people have been running the @potus X/Twitter account for a while now.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2025 02:07 PM (W5ArC)

69
"Palestinian Youth Movement."
Pffffttt

The Youth Movement for Palestine.

Posted by: Monty Python at January 20, 2025 02:07 PM (dg+HA)

70 "I’m miserable. I’m sad, I’m frustrated. I’m mad at everybody. ... Look, if you are a progressive or a Democrat right now, if you’re watching television, you’re watching it probably with some substances, because he’s going to unleash this blitzkrieg of attacks on everything we care about, immigrants, clean energy, and nothing we can do about it but watch this stuff."

-- Van Jones
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 20, 2025 02:06 PM (a3Q+t)
++++
"Get stoned and cope" is a weird message, even for Van Jones.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 02:07 PM (L5WFg)

71 Pointed out earlier that Trump is already bringing the firing hammer to political hacks in the State department. That hive of scum and villainy is the first place that needs an enema

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 20, 2025 02:07 PM (6v8aM)

72 This no hand on the Bible thing is blowing up. People not questioning legitimacy. It’s really the optics. I don’t think a single Christian on X didn’t notice.
Posted by: Truthbomb


Funny how the left is now so concerned about the Bible & God.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2025 02:07 PM (/SCNx)

73 because he’s going to unleash this blitzkrieg of attacks on everything we care about, immigrants, clean energy, and nothing we can do about it but watch this stuff."

-- Van Jones

Elections have consequences Van

Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2025 02:07 PM (VE6XX)

74 I cannot see Donna Brazile's name without recalling her complaining about her health insurance cost going up after Obamacare was put in place, quote:

“What’s on your menu? I just got off the phone with my health care provider asking them to explain why my premium jumped up. No good answer.”

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2025 02:07 PM (XeU6L)

75 It says right there in that bible not to swear oaths. Let your yes be yes and your no be no.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 20, 2025 02:07 PM (JdxE1)

76 Van Jones is mad sad.

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2025 02:08 PM (fV+MH)

77 Watching the inauguration footage I noticed that the Secret Service managed to find a ton of in shape, professional looking, on the move white guys for Trumps protective detail.

All the fat lesbians and people of color in the agency must be enjoying the federal MLK Day holiday.... or updating their resumes.

Posted by: Nevyan at January 20, 2025 02:08 PM (a7HML)

78 I haven't been in this good of a mood in a long, long time.

Posted by: Reforger at January 20, 2025 02:08 PM (xcIvR)

79 60 If I had one, it would have moved...
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at January 20, 2025 02:05 PM (SRRAx)
++++
LOL
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 02:06 PM (L5WFg)

Too bad you can no longer pretend you have one now.

Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2025 02:08 PM (z+ik4)

80 MAZE
@mazemoore
December, 2020. Jake Tapper asks President-elect Biden about the rumor that Trump may issue some preemptive pardons before leaving office.

Biden: You're not going to see me do that.

https://tinyurl.com/9nekw5f3

Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2025 02:08 PM (NpAcC)

81 "I’m miserable. I’m sad, I’m frustrated. I’m mad at everybody. ... Look, if you are a progressive or a Democrat right now, if you’re watching television, you’re watching it probably with some substances, because he’s going to unleash this blitzkrieg of attacks on everything we care about, immigrants, clean energy, and nothing we can do about it but watch this stuff."

-- Van Jones
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If "everything you care about" amounts to "immigrants, clean energy" then I'd suggest you're not a very serious nor moral person.

Posted by: Crusader at January 20, 2025 02:08 PM (azSra)

82 The no hand on the Bible was due to people standing in the way of Melania causing her to be delayed to get to her husband before justice Roberts started the ceremony.

Posted by: Archer at January 20, 2025 02:08 PM (IDphi)

83 54 Trump seems a bit peeved. I like angry Trump. He is starting to crush his enemies and have them driven before himself.
Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2025 02:06 PM (z+ik4)

Make drinking from the skulls of your enemies great again.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2025 02:08 PM (N39Ws)

84 Palestinian Youth Movement, among others

-----

Are they moving from a flying helicopter I hope?

Posted by: Josephistan at January 20, 2025 02:08 PM (9XPe8)

85 All I can say to the butthurt lefties and enemies of Trump is.....cry more

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2025 02:08 PM (KQk9m)

86 He's Trumpling on our precious democracy, you guys.

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2025 02:08 PM (fV+MH)

87 "I’m miserable. I’m sad, I’m frustrated. I’m mad at everybody. ... Look, if you are a progressive or a Democrat right now, if you’re watching television, you’re watching it probably with some substances, because he’s going to unleash this blitzkrieg of attacks on everything we care about, immigrants, clean energy, and nothing we can do about it but watch this stuff."

-- Van Jones

Fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fappity-fap...

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at January 20, 2025 02:09 PM (elaR+)

88 Too bad you can no longer pretend you have one now.
Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2025 02:08 PM (z+ik4)
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She can still pretend, she just can't insist that *I* pretend, too, with armed cops to back her up.

That's the rumor, anyway.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 02:09 PM (L5WFg)

89 > 64 I think Obama took the oath with his hand on Dreams of my Father
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2025 02:06 PM (KQk9m)

I think he took it with his hand on Big Mike's cock.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2025 02:09 PM (W5ArC)

90 "I’m miserable. I’m sad, I’m frustrated. I’m mad at everybody. ... Look, if you are a progressive or a Democrat right now, if you’re watching television, you’re watching it probably with some substances, because he’s going to unleash this blitzkrieg of attacks on everything we care about, immigrants, clean energy, and nothing we can do about it but watch this stuff."

-- Van Jones
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 20, 2025 02:06 PM (a3Q+t)

Van Jones is an actor, on a little stage, full of sound and fury, but signifying nothing.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 20, 2025 02:09 PM (Aqu9a)

91 Transportation Security Administration (TSA) chief David Pekoske said earlier this week that he would like to continue serving under President-elect Trump.

CBS’s Tony Dokoupil asked Pekoske if he anticipates staying in the role when Trump returns to the White House.

“Yeah, I hope to stay,” he replied in the interview Tuesday on “CBS Mornings.”

“I love the role,” Pekoske continued. “I think it’s important for continuity in TSA to run the second term to its conclusion.”


YOU'RE FIRED

Posted by: 18-1 at January 20, 2025 02:09 PM (t0Rmr)

92 Martians: Let’s invade them back first!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 20, 2025 02:09 PM (L/fGl)

93 David Pekoske the TSA Administrator who put
@TulsiGabbard on “Quiet Skies” terrorist watch list has been fired.


I'm just heartbroken. No... really.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 20, 2025 02:09 PM (ExV1e)

94 27 The official also said Trump will fully reform the federal bureaucracy by reestablishing presidential control over the career federal workforce and make clear to federal workers that they can be removed from posts for failing to comply with executive directives.
++++
Boy, I hope so.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 02:03 PM (L5WFg)


Hang this picture of me in your office where the Biden picture was by noon Wednesday or hang your resignation.

Posted by: President Richard Punch at January 20, 2025 02:09 PM (OA79/)

95 "Palestinian Youth Movement."
Pffffttt

The Youth Movement for Palestine.
=====
The Palestinian Front of Judea.

Posted by: Crusader at January 20, 2025 02:10 PM (azSra)

96 Van Jones is an actor, on a little stage, full of sound and fury, but signifying nothing.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 20, 2025 02:09 PM (Aqu9a)
++++
Always has been.

I still refer to him as "Van 'Whitelash' Jones." He's been preposterous forever.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 02:10 PM (L5WFg)

97 You're a communist, Jones. The only things you care about are slavery, starvation, and mass murder.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2025 02:10 PM (W5ArC)

98 >Is the Bible really a constitutional mandate for taking the oath?
---


Nope- just the words

Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 02:10 PM (AOsQT)

99 Elections have consequences Van
Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2025 02:07 PM (VE6XX)

And so does not going through the constitutional process to pass laws, ratify treaties, etc...

Created with a pen and a phone, destroyed with a pen and a phone.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 20, 2025 02:10 PM (zjgNU)

100 Don't forget to ask your liberal co-workers how their Liberation Day was.

Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2025 02:10 PM (wKqZM)

101 "Get stoned and cope" is a weird message, even for Van Jones.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 02:07 PM (L5WFg)
---
It's about all they've got left.

Some--not all, but some--are finally at step 5 in the grieving process: Acceptance.

They'll never be happy about it, but they can at least accept they have to put up with Trump (for now) and hope they can rally back in 2028.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 20, 2025 02:10 PM (BpYfr)

102 The disgusting pardons by Biden today make it more urgent than ever that Trump include in every pardon:

1) a Presidential Statement that every government employee involved in their illegal prosecutions were engaged in a conspiracy to deprived civil rights and that
2) he is, as President, waiving any claims of official immunity in relation to that conspiracy

Release the hellhound lawyers to hunt and bankrupt every single one of those fuckers.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 20, 2025 02:10 PM (I9fAe)

103 God wants one prayer and no oaths.

The rest is fluff. Actions speak louder than words.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 20, 2025 02:10 PM (EIYQ6)

104
Link to livestream:

Up now: Dr Ronnie Jackson

https://is.gd/ujvEik

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 02:10 PM (wZO0u)

105 Make every employee of the government responsible for blowing the whistle on crimes they are told to commit.
______

10 years in prison for failure to report* the Biden family's illegal transactions even though the Biden's are pardoned? Too bad, take it up with them.

*not sure if that is a thing, but I hope they get the works.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 20, 2025 02:10 PM (fs1hN)

106 Matthew 5:34 - 5:37.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 20, 2025 02:10 PM (JdxE1)

107 If "everything you care about" amounts to "immigrants, clean energy" then I'd suggest you're not a very serious nor moral person.
Posted by: Crusader at January 20, 2025 02:08 PM (azSra)

---------

Absolutely.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 20, 2025 02:10 PM (PMtkd)

108 "I’m miserable. I’m sad, I’m frustrated. I’m mad at everybody. ... Look, if you are a progressive or a Democrat right now, if you’re watching television, you’re watching it probably with some substances, because he’s going to unleash this blitzkrieg of attacks on everything we care about, immigrants, clean energy, and nothing we can do about it but watch this stuff."

-- Van Jones
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 20, 2025 02:06 PM (a3Q+t)

Van Jones is an actor, on a little stage, full of sound and fury, but signifying nothing.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 20, 2025 02:09 PM (Aqu9a)
----
Also, "Van" is a stupid name.

Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2025 02:10 PM (lG3Q4)

109 91 Transportation Security Administration (TSA) chief David Pekoske said earlier this week that he would like to continue serving under President-elect Trump.

CBS’s Tony Dokoupil asked Pekoske if he anticipates staying in the role when Trump returns to the White House.

“Yeah, I hope to stay,” he replied in the interview Tuesday on “CBS Mornings.”

“I love the role,” Pekoske continued. “I think it’s important for continuity in TSA to run the second term to its conclusion.”

YOU'RE FIRED
Posted by: 18-1 at January 20, 2025


The list of firings is long, luxurious, glorious really.

Posted by: President Richard Punch at January 20, 2025 02:11 PM (OA79/)

110 >> Trump doesn't place hand on Bible during swearing-in

https://tinyurl.com/4ry24zam

Posted by: Truthbomb at January 20, 2025 02:11 PM (AiUGB)

111 Justice Roberts needed to have situational awareness.

Posted by: Archer at January 20, 2025 02:11 PM (IDphi)

112 How about we shut down the TSA in its entirety? It is nothing but kabuki theater anyways. Can anyone name anything they have done, besides spend (waste) taxpayer dollars?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2025 02:11 PM (N39Ws)

113 Dude we get it, you are very concerned

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2025 02:11 PM (KQk9m)

114 Glory, glory hallelujah indeed!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 20, 2025 02:11 PM (OTdqV)

115 Muriel Bowser, Karen Bass, the Mayor of Chicago, the voted-out or recalled Mayor of Oakland, and all the Commie Democrat Mayors of Big Blue Sh1tholes are interchangeable. Totally owned by SEIU, AFSCME, and teachers unions, and totally incompetent at managing anything at any scale.

Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 02:11 PM (aBgBM)

116 They'll never be happy about it, but they can at least accept they have to put up with Trump (for now) and hope they can rally back in 2028.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 20, 2025 02:10 PM (BpYfr)
++++
I think they're the minority and #Resist is already in full swing.

I hope I'm wrong. If I am, nobody will be happier about it than me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 02:11 PM (L5WFg)

117 >I think Obama took the oath with his hand on Dreams of my Father
Posted by: steevy
---

Biden put his hand on a stack of back copies of Seventeen magazine

Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 02:12 PM (AOsQT)

118 Justice Clarence Thomas and Ivanka Trump are really chatting it up.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2025 02:12 PM (NpAcC)

119 112 How about we shut down the TSA in its entirety? It is nothing but kabuki theater anyways. Can anyone name anything they have done, besides spend (waste) taxpayer dollars?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2025 02:11 PM (N39Ws)

They touch my junk at the airport...
I mean.. it's something...

Posted by: Inogame at January 20, 2025 02:12 PM (53oGX)

120 Also, "Van" is a stupid name.
Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2025 02:10 PM (lG3Q4)
++++
:: takes breath ::
:: raises hand ::
:: shrinks back ::
:: shuffles away ::

Posted by: Van Morrison at January 20, 2025 02:12 PM (L5WFg)

121 Justice Roberts needed to have situational awareness.
=====
As bad as he is, he at least knows what a woman is (despite not being a biologist).

Posted by: Crusader at January 20, 2025 02:12 PM (azSra)

122 OMG no hand on the Bible, Kamala is president now!

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2025 02:12 PM (KQk9m)

123 DEI dead at the federal level.
No new wars.
External revenue service make tariffs go brrrrr.
Hogan unleashed to deport.
Trump soon will sign a bunch of EOs to MAGA.

It's a big day!

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2025 02:12 PM (gWBY1)

124 12 So, Notre Dame or The Ohio State?
Posted by: From about That Time at January 20, 2025 02:02 PM (AEFEN)



Go Bucks!

Posted by: Cray Cray at January 20, 2025 02:12 PM (1rlXG)

125 "pause all offshore wind leases”

I'm skeptical about wind power but the only people who complain about offshore wind are rich coastal liberals. As long as we're not subsidizing this nonsense with tax dollars, what's the problem?

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 20, 2025 02:13 PM (Bd2wh)

126 "I’m miserable. I’m sad, I’m frustrated. I’m mad at everybody. ... Look, if you are a progressive or a Democrat right now, if you’re watching television, you’re watching it probably with some substances, because he’s going to unleash this blitzkrieg of attacks on everything we care about, immigrants, clean energy, and nothing we can do about it but watch this stuff
---
I already voted for him.
I can't vote for him again.

But, you can continue to make me proud of that vote.

Also: Fuck right off and fuck yourself in the face.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 20, 2025 02:13 PM (I9fAe)

127 >>> All the fat lesbians and people of color in the agency must be enjoying the federal MLK Day holiday.... or updating their resumes.
Posted by: Nevyan at January 20, 2025 02:08 PM (a7HML)

=====

Sadly, when they were entering the capitol, it appeared as if SSA Fupa was leading the way. But other than her, I saw the same.

Posted by: Turn 2 at January 20, 2025 02:13 PM (JfxgE)

128 How about we shut down the TSA in its entirety? It is nothing but kabuki theater anyways. Can anyone name anything they have done, besides spend (waste) taxpayer dollars?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2025 02:11 PM (N39Ws)
++++
We can't do that! Shuttering an entire agency is unspeakable!

Posted by: Washington, DC at January 20, 2025 02:13 PM (L5WFg)

129 113 Dude we get it, you are very concerned
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2025 02:11 PM (KQk9m)

You know the style guide calls for

[x] Noted
[ ] Not Noted

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2025 02:13 PM (FGFJD)

130 C-Span2 will have the Signing Ceremony and Troop Review on livestream.

Posted by: mrp at January 20, 2025 02:13 PM (rj6Yv)

131 David Pekoske the TSA Administrator who put
@TulsiGabbard on “Quiet Skies” terrorist watch list has been fired.

==
Fkng bastard.

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 02:13 PM (g47mK)

132 well, the DC courts are probably closed today, so they will have to start suing Trump tomorrow

Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 02:13 PM (AOsQT)

133 > Posted by: Van Morrison at January 20, 2025 02:12 PM (L5WFg)


His is short for Ivan.

Van Jones just made his up.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2025 02:13 PM (W5ArC)

134 95 "Palestinian Youth Movement."
Pffffttt

The Youth Movement for Palestine.
=====
The Palestinian Front of Judea.
Posted by: Crusader
+++

Splitter!!

Posted by: Monty Python at January 20, 2025 02:13 PM (dg+HA)

135 95 "Palestinian Youth Movement."
Pffffttt

The Youth Movement for Palestine.
=====
The Palestinian Front of Judea.
Posted by: Crusader at January 20, 2025 02:10

Does this falling Iranian rocket booster make me look flat?

Posted by: Palestinian Sonic Youth Movement at January 20, 2025 02:13 PM (OA79/)

136 Carrie Underwood is tiny

Posted by: Archer at January 20, 2025 02:14 PM (IDphi)

137 70 "I’m miserable. I’m sad, I’m frustrated. I’m mad at everybody. ... Look, if you are a progressive or a Democrat right now, if you’re watching television, you’re watching it probably with some substances, because he’s going to unleash this blitzkrieg of attacks on everything we care about, immigrants, clean energy, and nothing we can do about it but watch this stuff."

-- Van Jones
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 20, 2025 02:06 PM (a3Q+t)
I notice Van Jones didn't mention that was good for America. This is proof he hates America. Screw him.

Posted by: Eromero at January 20, 2025 02:14 PM (LHPAg)

138
nothing we can do about it but watch this stuff."
-- Van Jones


How does it feel?
How does it feel
To be without a home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2025 02:14 PM (63Dwl)

139 Mrs B watching the TV says " I really wasn't sure they would let trump in". I said 80,000,000 armed Americans said otherwise. Right there it occurred to me. What would have happened if that wasn't the case.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2025 02:14 PM (VwHCD)

140 Oh no! People are going to have to comply with their boss's directives! My hair just burst into flames!

Posted by: chique at January 20, 2025 02:14 PM (0efB3)

141 88 Too bad you can no longer pretend you have one now.
Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2025 02:08 PM (z+ik4)
++++
She can still pretend, she just can't insist that *I* pretend, too, with armed cops to back her up.

That's the rumor, anyway.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 02:09 PM (L5WFg)


I don't know how you guys walk around with those things....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at January 20, 2025 02:14 PM (SRRAx)

142 OMG no hand on the Bible, Kamala is president now!
=====
I thought it went to Hillary--something about "Its Her Turn"?

Posted by: Crusader at January 20, 2025 02:14 PM (azSra)

143 The disgusting pardons by Biden today make it more urgent than ever that Trump include in every pardon:


Time to challenge pardons that don't mention the crime they are pardoning.

Start with Hunter and charge him with sexual assault on one of the girls he assaulted before a non-woke judge. Force the SC to save a sex offender.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 20, 2025 02:14 PM (t0Rmr)

144 I already voted for him.
I can't vote for him again.

But, you can continue to make me proud of that vote.

Also: Fuck right off and fuck yourself in the face with an icepick.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 20, 2025 02:13 PM (I9fAe)

FIFY

Posted by: Inogame at January 20, 2025 02:14 PM (53oGX)

145 Joe is gone ! Free at last, free at last.. Thank God almighty free at last !
Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2025 02:01 PM (VE6XX)


I was expecting that black preacher to say that during one of the closing benedictions!

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 20, 2025 02:14 PM (pJWtt)

146 from whitehouse.gov

The President will also return federal workers to work, as only 6% of employees currently work in person.

Seems to me they're making his job easier! Let's start with a 94% cut and see how we like it.

Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2025 02:14 PM (wKqZM)

147 Also, "Van" is a stupid name.
Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2025 02:10 PM (lG3Q4)

It's short for Van'shaniqel

Probably.

Posted by: Just Lily at January 20, 2025 02:14 PM (RLLZj)

148
Gov Sarah is up now

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 02:14 PM (wZO0u)

149 Teresa! and so many other missed names- so glad to see you all on this great day!
You've been missed.

Posted by: sal at January 20, 2025 02:14 PM (f+FmA)

150 Separation of church and state? At least by about a foot or so, give or take.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2025 02:14 PM (+iIV1)

151 "Get your ass back to the office by February 1. If you aren't there on February 1 and don't have an approved exemption authorized by the Secretary, you're fired."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 02:04 PM (L5WFg)


I'll do you one better.

If they haven't returned to work, they'll be regarded as having quit, so they can't draw pension or qualify for benefits. It's what they tried to pull with nurses who wouldn't take the clot shot.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2025 02:14 PM (v+mv3)

152 37 Posted by: Truthbomb at January 20, 2025 02:03 PM (KDBTW)

I'm a Christian not on X and I didn't notice.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2025 02:04 PM (r3F/z)


Another troll.

Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 02:14 PM (aBgBM)

153 Trump is like Superman except better!

stacy@stacycay
Tomorrow is the official end of the Obama era of trans rights in America. Thanks for all the support from allies, but it’s over now. We lost.
For the next 4 years, trans people will not be equal citizens of the law according to the executive government of America. God help us.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 20, 2025 02:14 PM (L/fGl)

154 guys, Signing Ceremony is about to Commence !

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 02:15 PM (g47mK)

155 Who is the blonde woman standing next to Biden?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 20, 2025 02:15 PM (t0Rmr)

156 Carrie Underwood is tiny

Posted by: Archer at January 20, 2025 02:14 PM (IDphi)


mmm bite size.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2025 02:15 PM (VwHCD)

157 Does this falling Iranian rocket booster make me look flat?
Posted by: Palestinian Sonic Youth Movement at January 20, 2025 02:13 PM (OA79/)
++++
Sounds like that might be a Kool Thing
https://youtu.be/SDTSUwIZdMk

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 02:15 PM (L5WFg)

158 I remember a gay dude claiming that whenever he goes through TSA he requests a lesbian agent, "to make sure that neither of us enjoys this".

Heh.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2025 02:15 PM (W5ArC)

159
Wait'll You People get a load of the President's new Press Secretary.

She's, like, 25. And she ain't no dummy.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 02:15 PM (wZO0u)

160 Posted by: Truthbomb at January 20, 2025 02:03 PM (KDBTW)


Wow! A single day Conversion to belief in Almighty God by all the atheists and satanists on the Left.

Is there nothing Trump can't do?

Posted by: naturalfake at January 20, 2025 02:15 PM (iJfKG)

161 Jones' real name is "Vanfull O'Candy Jones".

Posted by: gKWVE at January 20, 2025 02:15 PM (gKWVE)

162 offshore wind farms create low frequency sonic waves that fuck with whales' heads

unless I'm wrong

Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 02:15 PM (AOsQT)

163 I don't know how you guys walk around with those things....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at January 20, 2025 02:14 PM (SRRAx)
++++
The hardest part is learning to snake it down the leg of your trousers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 02:16 PM (L5WFg)

164 Muriel Bowser, Karen Bass, the Mayor of Chicago, the voted-out or recalled Mayor of Oakland, and all the Commie Democrat Mayors of Big Blue Sh1tholes are interchangeable. Totally owned by SEIU, AFSCME, and teachers unions, and totally incompetent at managing anything at any scale.
Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 02:11 PM


And who do you think owns SEIU, AFSCME, teachers unions, Hollywood, etc., etc.?

* cackle *

Posted by: Big Penguin at January 20, 2025 02:16 PM (a3Q+t)

165 What's up with the giant sharpie Trump is using to sign?

Posted by: alexthechick at January 20, 2025 02:16 PM (1YfKX)

166 Trump signing shit right now

Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 02:16 PM (AOsQT)

167 For the next 4 years, trans people will not be equal citizens of the law according to the executive government of America. God help us.

Imagine asking a left in 2008 if he thinks the government should force schools and businesses to let trannies into women's rooms and to force people to use the wrong pronouns for people.

You'd get a lot of "that's right wing conspiracy crap, no one on the left wants that"

Posted by: 18-1 at January 20, 2025 02:16 PM (t0Rmr)

168 I am a Christian and I noticed the hand-on-the-Bible snafu. Being a Christian, I am not inclined to be particularly superstitious, and I do not think the ceremonial trappings are more important than the oath. Trump made a sincere promise and Trump also sincerely acknowledges that God has entrusted him to lead our country, and Trump will seek God's guidance for that great task.

Posted by: Emmie at January 20, 2025 02:16 PM (Sf2cq)

169 162 offshore wind farms create low frequency sonic waves that fuck with whales' heads

unless I'm wrong
Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 02:15 PM (AOsQT)

Better shut it all down until we figure it out. Just to be safe.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2025 02:16 PM (FGFJD)

170 HE"S SIGNING STUFF!

Posted by: mrp at January 20, 2025 02:16 PM (rj6Yv)

171 To effectively take control of the government, let's do that.

Posted by: alexthechick at January 20, 2025 02:16 PM (1YfKX)

172
Why The Fuck is amy klobuchar STILL THERE???

Fucking Leave, bitch!

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 02:17 PM (wZO0u)

173 Van Jones was known as "Vanity" before he "transitioned".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2025 02:17 PM (W5ArC)

174 Giant Sharpie not an autopen

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2025 02:17 PM (KQk9m)

175 If they truly axe the DEI group at my work (they gave them a sneaky new name last month) I'll know that Trump and the DOGE are making real progress.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 20, 2025 02:17 PM (CKOCg)

176 Mostly his cabinet and sun cabs

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 02:17 PM (mT+6a)

177 43
'It’s really the optics. I don’t think a single Christian on X didn’t notice.
Posted by: Truthbomb

lol, relax'

Everyone knows Trump is on the side of Jews and Christians. He mentions God more than any president since Bush. There's no chance he 'changed his mind' about it.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 20, 2025 02:17 PM (3wi/L)

178 FLAGS AT FULL MAST AT INAUGURATION!

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 02:17 PM (g47mK)

179 >>I'm skeptical about wind power but the only people who complain about offshore wind are rich coastal liberals. As long as we're not subsidizing this nonsense with tax dollars, what's the problem?

We are funding wind energy with enormous tax credits. It is likely killing whales including the North American Right Whale in large numbers. And not everyone who lives on the coast and plays in the water is a rich coastal liberal.

They cost more than the energy they produce. They are complete waste that does more harm than good.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2025 02:17 PM (LkLld)

180 offshore wind farms create low frequency sonic waves that fuck with whales' heads

unless I'm wrong
=====
That's at least as plausible as much of what our betters spent the last 4 years trying to feed us....

Posted by: Crusader at January 20, 2025 02:17 PM (azSra)

181 50 I assume that the reason retired intelligence officials still have clearance after retirement is so that they can sell information to our enemies. I can't think why else they still have clearance. None of my employers ever let me keep my keys when I quit a job.
Posted by: huerfano at January 20, 2025 02:05 PM (DKIGo)

Or sit with a company computer or file cabinets looking for past records and emails.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at January 20, 2025 02:17 PM (g8Ew8)

182 oh shiiiiiiiiiiit

Proclamation that on Inauguration Days all flags should be flown at full mast.

Posted by: alexthechick at January 20, 2025 02:17 PM (1YfKX)

183 > Why The Fuck is amy klobuchar STILL THERE???

She'll stick around until the bar gets shut down or there's nothing left to drink.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2025 02:17 PM (W5ArC)

184
I don't know how you guys walk around with those things....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at January 20, 2025 02:14 PM (SRRAx)

About every 28 days my hubby would say, " I don't know how you can stand being like this every month."

To which I say, " It's totally worth it not to be a guy."

It really is.

Posted by: Just Lily at January 20, 2025 02:17 PM (RLLZj)

185 What's up with the giant sharpie Trump is using to sign?
Posted by: alexthechick

-----

It doesn't count unless he uses a black ink pen!

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge #5 at January 20, 2025 02:17 PM (9XPe8)

186 Willowed,
Oath of office is what is important not a hand on the Bible. One president did not even swear, but affirmed instead.

The oath itself is the formal acknowledgement of the assumption of power.

Posted by: whig's phone at January 20, 2025 02:18 PM (ctrM5)

187
The President is signing important papers, flanked by his Vice President, Republicans, and Democrat Shits in the Oval Office.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 02:18 PM (wZO0u)

188 Jeffries is not a happy camper.

Posted by: mrp at January 20, 2025 02:18 PM (rj6Yv)

189 Why The Fuck is amy klobuchar STILL THERE???

Fucking Leave, bitch!
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 02:17 PM (wZO0u)
++++
She heads up the Congressional committee on inauguration ceremonies. This is still that, so she still gets to be there.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 02:18 PM (L5WFg)

190 Yes the windfarms drive whales crazy, been documented

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2025 02:18 PM (KQk9m)

191 Signing up a storm! Clear the decks.

Posted by: Archer at January 20, 2025 02:18 PM (IDphi)

192 >>> 143
==
Time to challenge pardons that don't mention the crime they are pardoning.

Start with Hunter and charge him with sexual assault on one of the girls he assaulted before a non-woke judge. Force the SC to save a sex offender.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 20, 2025 02:14 PM (t0Rmr)

istr another Moron questioning the validity of pardons "granted" by a vegetable's staff's autopen.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2025 02:18 PM (NtUSo)

193
The President just handed Temu Obama a free presidential pen.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 02:18 PM (wZO0u)

194 So Biden pardoned his family.

Predictable.

Despicable, odious, corrupt POS.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 20, 2025 02:18 PM (XV/Pl)

195 I don't know how you guys walk around with those things....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at January 20, 2025 02:14 PM


One of the many, many, many underappreciated things men do for women.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 20, 2025 02:18 PM (a3Q+t)

196 Also, "Van" is a stupid name.
Posted by: Weasel

It's not a good name like SUV.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 20, 2025 02:18 PM (L/fGl)

197 >>> I don't know how you guys walk around with those things....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at January 20, 2025 02:14 PM (SRRAx)

=====

The worst part is a being a 16 year old in HS and your teacher is a former Ms. America pagent contestant, praying not to be called up to the chalkboard.

Posted by: Turn 2 at January 20, 2025 02:18 PM (JfxgE)

198 Barron standing right off camera:

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S UNHOLY LET ME EAT.

Posted by: alexthechick at January 20, 2025 02:19 PM (1YfKX)

199 Oddbob (#20):
"I want to see so many firings that Milei calls him up and says 'Pace yourself, amigo.'"

And I want to see so many cartel members in maximum-security presions that Bukele calls him up and says "Pace yourself, amigo."

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at January 20, 2025 02:19 PM (43XUo)

200 >> David Pekoske the TSA Administrator who put
@TulsiGabbard
on “Quiet Skies” terrorist watch list has been fired

GTFO and don't come back.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at January 20, 2025 02:19 PM (uWF4x)

201 I still refer to him as "Van 'Whitelash' Jones." He's been preposterous forever.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 02:10 PM (L5WFg)

My first thought, too.

See also: Ben 'the Founding Fathers were slave owners who died in their forties!' Mankiewicz

Posted by: sal at January 20, 2025 02:19 PM (f+FmA)

202 I'm a Christian not on X and I didn't notice.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2025 02:04 PM (r3F/z)

I'm a Christian not on X. I noticed and I don't particularly care. We just had an anti-Christian, anti-God administration end. I'm not going to get exercised over this type of stuff. People need to stop being distracted by squirrels.

Posted by: chique at January 20, 2025 02:19 PM (0efB3)

203 Trump has always used these sharpie type pens. He likes it when his signature can be seen from space.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2025 02:19 PM (LkLld)

204
Who's the broad in the Green Dress?

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 02:19 PM (wZO0u)

205 I am loving this day.

Beautiful inauguration and great speeches. Now watching President Trump sign Executive Orders undoing all the crap this Country was put through by the Biden Crime Family.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 20, 2025 02:19 PM (0XVad)

206 Mrs B watching the TV says " I really wasn't sure they would let trump in". I said 80,000,000 armed Americans said otherwise. Right there it occurred to me. What would have happened if that wasn't the case.
Posted by: Berserker
-------------

KGB. Appropriate meme:

t.ly/rqRDt

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2025 02:19 PM (XeU6L)

207 Holy cow Melania looks like his executioner

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 20, 2025 02:19 PM (OA79/)

208 presions??? prisons!

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at January 20, 2025 02:19 PM (43XUo)

209 Big signings at the Capital One Arena

Posted by: Archer at January 20, 2025 02:19 PM (IDphi)

210 Democrats hauling ass for the exits after The Signings

Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 02:20 PM (AOsQT)

211 What's up with the giant sharpie Trump is using to sign?
Posted by: alexthechick at January 20, 2025 02:16 PM (1YfKX)
++++
I use a marker for signing ceremonies. Not just any marker, but a tremendous, American-made marker. SHARP-ee. It makes my signature tremendous. Bold. Just the best. The best marker for the best signature. Nothing but the best, from now on. Make America Bold Again!

Posted by: Donald J. Trump, 45th and 47 President of the United States at January 20, 2025 02:20 PM (L5WFg)

212 The Paolo, he does not understand this, how you say, half staff.

Posted by: The Paolo at January 20, 2025 02:20 PM (dg+HA)

213 204 Who's the broad in the Green Dress?

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 02:19 PM

I believe she is a Republican Senator.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 20, 2025 02:20 PM (0XVad)

214 153 Trump is like Superman except better!

stacy@stacycay
Tomorrow is the official end of the Obama era of trans rights in America. Thanks for all the support from allies, but it’s over now. We lost.
For the next 4 years, trans people will not be equal citizens of the law according to the executive government of America. God help us.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 20, 2025 02:14 PM (L/fGl)
*******
They didn't lose any rights. Ask Caitlyn Jenner

Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2025 02:20 PM (NpAcC)

215 The first lawsuits against the Trump administration to be filed shortly

he's gonna get sued by everybody on everything
Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 02:05 PM (AOsQT)


Dude, your messages are pretty much always , "All is lost!!!!" For your mental health, unplug from the media for a while.

You don't contribute much meaningful to the conversation, and suffer from depression. Or, you're a paid troll.

Either, or.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 20, 2025 02:20 PM (pJWtt)

216 Just came back from a walk on the trail. Jeebus it's brisk.

The only other person outside was a lady who was clearly a child of the Steppes.

"Is nice, yes?"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2025 02:20 PM (kpS4V)

217

This will sound strange.

I feel like my family is back with Trump and his people.

Watching Trump signing orders and observing the people around him, they aren't stuffy.

It's so wonderful to have him back!!!

Posted by: four seasons at January 20, 2025 02:21 PM (3ek7K)

218 Thanks to everyone at AoS HQ for helping me to enjoy this day

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the President for America at January 20, 2025 02:21 PM (ys9lh)

219 Also, "Van" is a stupid name.
Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2025 02:10 PM (lG3Q4)

***

How about Vin? Asking for a friend

Posted by: Vin Diesel at January 20, 2025 02:21 PM (1FWWQ)

220 Trump has always used these sharpie type pens. He likes it when his signature can be seen from space.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2025 02:19 PM (LkLld)
----
He's trying to let the Martians know Americans are on the way!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 20, 2025 02:21 PM (BpYfr)

221 They made Melania mad when they raided her panty drawer.That was a mistake.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2025 02:21 PM (KQk9m)

222 stacy@stacycay
Tomorrow is the official end of the Obama era of trans rights in America. Thanks for all the support from allies, but it’s over now. We lost.
For the next 4 years, trans people will not be equal citizens of the law according to the executive government of America. God help us.

Good. And take all of them homos, fags, queers, shemales, twinks, lesbos and Los Angeles fire chiefs with you on the way out.

Posted by: Tired of Big Homo at January 20, 2025 02:21 PM (R/m4+)

223 Wind farms drive whales crazy and slaughter birds.
Take those killing machines down!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2025 02:21 PM (Hkcdp)

224 Unfortunately, there is a law (a good one, in my opinion) that limits the number of executive orders that can be issued to reverse the previous president's executive orders.

So a lot of Biden's insane trash signed in the last two months will remain for a while.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 02:21 PM (2VST1)

225
Holy cow Melania looks like his executioner
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless


That's it! You nailled it.

She's dressed like Michael's assassin in The Godfather, Part II, in the hospital room with Hymen Roth.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 02:21 PM (wZO0u)

226 I am a Christian and I noticed the hand-on-the-Bible snafu. Being a Christian, I am not inclined to be particularly superstitious, and I do not think the ceremonial trappings are more important than the oath. Trump made a sincere promise and Trump also sincerely acknowledges that God has entrusted him to lead our country, and Trump will seek God's guidance for that great task.
Posted by: Emmie at January 20, 2025 02:16 PM (Sf2cq)

Yup. He said the words and took the oath (on worldwide tv, no less). That's good enough for me.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at January 20, 2025 02:21 PM (g8Ew8)

227 Does he call his kids mini-vans?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2025 02:21 PM (+iIV1)

228 212 The Paolo, he does not understand this, how you say, half staff.
____

Dude, see a doctor after 4 hrs.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 20, 2025 02:21 PM (fs1hN)

229 For the next 4 years, trans people will not be equal citizens of the law according to the executive government of America. God help us.

I think they'll have the same access to psychiatric care as anyone else.

Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2025 02:21 PM (KtPtl)

230 Why The Fuck is amy klobuchar STILL THERE???

Fucking Leave, bitch!


---

I think she's looking for a fork.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 20, 2025 02:21 PM (jBB4+)

231 “We hear [Trump’s] statements on the need to prevent World War III. We undoubtedly welcome such a disposition and congratulate the elected U.S. president,” Putin said during a televised session of Russia’s Security Council.

The Kremlin leader highlighted the potential for restoring relations with the United States, referencing remarks by Trump and his team about re-establishing direct communication.

“We see [Trump’s] and his team’s statements on their wish to restore direct contacts with Russia, which the outgoing [Biden] administration had cut off through no fault of our own,” Putin said.

Posted by: Orson at January 20, 2025 02:21 PM (dIske)

232 206:
KGB? Junior Brown has a song about an undercover Russian agent named Beatrice, aka "Cagey Bea".

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at January 20, 2025 02:21 PM (43XUo)

233 Maybe he was born in a van down by the river.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 20, 2025 02:22 PM (JdxE1)

234 Why The Fuck is amy klobuchar STILL THERE???

Fucking Leave, bitch!
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 02:17 PM (wZO0u)


Speaking of Klobuchar...

There should be aa law that no one besides the President gets to speak for more than 2 minutes.

A whole lot of superfluous gassing and ego primping and little subtle snide remarks in the speechifying there.

Billy Graham's kid went a bit long but gave the best speech. He seemed to understand best just why he was there.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 20, 2025 02:22 PM (iJfKG)

235 > >>> I don't know how you guys walk around with those things....



with pride

Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 02:22 PM (AOsQT)

236 I like mad Melania.
Hope she stays frosty for a good, long time.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2025 02:22 PM (Hkcdp)

237 Yes the bird slaughter is undeniable, bats to.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2025 02:22 PM (KQk9m)

238 Unfortunately, there is a law (a good one, in my opinion) that limits the number of executive orders that can be issued to reverse the previous president's executive orders.

So a lot of Biden's insane trash signed in the last two months will remain for a while.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 02:21 PM (2VST1)
++++
Don't reverse them. Modify them. Make an EO amending them to do nothing but remain in force.

I wonder if that dodge would work.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 02:22 PM (L5WFg)

239 With Trump changing the name to of the Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America, he then can overturn the EO of Biden because he only mentions Gulf of Mexico

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 20, 2025 02:23 PM (FCrpy)

240 Just came back from a walk on the trail. Jeebus it's brisk.

The only other person outside was a lady who was clearly a child of the Steppes.

"Is nice, yes?"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2025 02:20 PM (kpS4V)


There are a bunch of great videos of people trying to get their huskies to come inside during a blizzard and the dogs are all just bitch it's beautiful out, what's your problem?

Posted by: alexthechick at January 20, 2025 02:23 PM (1YfKX)

241 Also, "Van" is a stupid name.
Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2025 02:10 PM (lG3Q4)

***

How about Vin? Asking for a friend

Posted by: Vin Diesel


Nah, that's no better.

Posted by: Ralph Vaughan Williams at January 20, 2025 02:23 PM (xCA6C)

242 Don't reverse them. Modify them. Make an EO amending them to do nothing but remain in force.

I wonder if that dodge would work.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 02:22 PM (L5WFg)

Only one way to find out.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 20, 2025 02:23 PM (FGFJD)

243 >>> 202 I'm a Christian not on X and I didn't notice.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2025 02:04 PM (r3F/z)

I'm a Christian not on X. I noticed and I don't particularly care. We just had an anti-Christian, anti-God administration end. I'm not going to get exercised over this type of stuff. People need to stop being distracted by squirrels.
Posted by: chique at January 20, 2025 02:19 PM (0efB3)

I tend to agree...

On the one hand, it would have been nice to see, but I read others mentioning Klobuchar had been a gasbag, so then Roberts had to rush.

On the other hand:
Not putting your hand on the Bible during your oath <<<<< <<<<< <<<<< Directing the DoJ to prosecute any random Christian for protesting near a muhbortion clinic

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2025 02:23 PM (NtUSo)

244 I don't know how you guys walk around with those things

We wonder the same thing about boobs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 02:23 PM (2VST1)

245 Oath of office is what is important not a hand on the Bible. One president did not even swear, but affirmed instead.

The oath itself is the formal acknowledgement of the assumption of power.
Posted by: whig's phone at January 20, 2025 02:18 PM (ctrM5)
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There is no requirement that you touch a thing to swear over it, either. Traditional oaths would be on, but also over or by sacred objects, many of which are too sacred to defile.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2025 02:24 PM (ZOv7s)

246 @stacycay
Tomorrow is the official end of the Obama era of trans rights in America. Thanks for all the support from allies, but it’s over now. We lost.
For the next 4 years, trans people will not be equal citizens of the law according to the executive government of America. God help us.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 20, 2025 02:14 PM (L/fGl)
++++
Not at all. You're equal under the law now. Just like the rest of us.

Your power to compel me to do things I don't want to do is over. Your power to break the rules is over. Your power to lie and insist others lie is over.

What you're going to get is a *return* to equality. Deal with it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 02:24 PM (L5WFg)

247 Hoh ah, hoh ah
Uh ah, uh ah
Well don't you know
That's the sound of The Man
Working on the EO Signings!

Posted by: Zombie Sam Cooke at January 20, 2025 02:24 PM (Aqu9a)

248 Big Homo is really mad, guys

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 20, 2025 02:24 PM (iFTx/)

249 I pray there's a LOT of bureaucrats shitting their pants right now and running for the doors, updating their passports and getting the fuck out of our country.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 02:24 PM (mT+6a)

250 When we walk, they swing.

Posted by: Richard at January 20, 2025 02:24 PM (a3Q+t)

251 215
'Or, you're a paid troll.

Either, or.'

And he talks about football too damn much.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 20, 2025 02:24 PM (3wi/L)

252 Do wind farms drive me crazy? Not as much as the fucking name you people gave me. Try to go through school with a name like that.

Posted by: Sperm Whale at January 20, 2025 02:24 PM (K+k3c)

253 >>The worst part is a being a 16 year old in HS and your teacher is a former Ms. America pagent contestant, praying not to be called up to the chalkboard.


That's when you look her in the eye, give her a wink and say "Hey how you doin'?".

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2025 02:24 PM (LkLld)

254 We're going to need more urologists.

Posted by: Priaprism Season at January 20, 2025 02:24 PM (FhXTo)

255 244 I don't know how you guys walk around with those things

We wonder the same thing about boobs.
_____

Eh.

Posted by: Guy with Moobs at January 20, 2025 02:24 PM (fs1hN)

256 > 241 Also, "Van" is a stupid name.
Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2025 02:10 PM (lG3Q4)

***

How about Vin? Asking for a friend

Posted by: Vin Diesel

Nah, that's no better.
Posted by: Ralph Vaughan Williams at January 20, 2025 02:23 PM (xCA6C)

I named my kid Vun, after the way I counted off. "Vun, two, three, four..."

Posted by: Laurence Welk at January 20, 2025 02:25 PM (W5ArC)

257 194 So Biden pardoned his family.

Predictable.

Despicable, odious, corrupt POS.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 20, 2025 02:18 PM (XV/Pl)


Cheap-@ss Joey hasn't budgeted for legal expenses for his brother and the other pardoned family members. I don't think any more sugar bros are going to cover Biden family member legal expenses and back taxes and penalties. Joe now has zip, zero, none, nada political power to sell and is forever out of the pardon business.

Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 02:25 PM (aBgBM)

258 *throws things*

I just saw that FORMER President Biden commuted Leonard Peltier's sentence to home confinement.

*throws things*

Posted by: alexthechick at January 20, 2025 02:25 PM (1YfKX)

259 I hope these talkingheads have fast food meals on camera complete with rattly wrapping and embarassing empty drinks sounds.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at January 20, 2025 02:25 PM (QSrLX)

260 Even if his presidency was only one day long, it will have been worht it.

Posted by: zombie at January 20, 2025 02:25 PM (pMi6S)

261
I cued it up:
This is who Melania reminds me of today:


https://is.gd/NtDuwg

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 02:25 PM (wZO0u)

262 Time to challenge pardons that don't mention the crime they are pardoning.

********************

Le'ts wait first until Trump pardons himself and his team so he can enjoy a golfing retirement in peace

Because if we thought the left was nuts before, imagine how they'll be after Trump Part 2 skull fucked them for 4 years

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Mighty Fondler of MAGAshambas at January 20, 2025 02:25 PM (HYKHz)

263 83 54 Trump seems a bit peeved. I like angry Trump. He is starting to crush his enemies and have them driven before himself.
Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2025 02:06 PM (z+ik4)

Make drinking from the skulls of your enemies great again.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2025 02:08 PM (N39Ws)

Yes! This!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 20, 2025 02:25 PM (uX4GZ)

264 Well, it's been a great day, eh?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 20, 2025 02:25 PM (mH6SG)

265 Not at all. You're equal under the law now. Just like the rest of us.

Your power to compel me to do things I don't want to do is over. Your power to break the rules is over. Your power to lie and insist others lie is over.

What you're going to get is a *return* to equality. Deal with it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 02:24 PM (L5WFg)

--------

Well said.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 20, 2025 02:26 PM (PMtkd)

266 Unfortunately, there is a law (a good one, in my opinion) that limits the number of executive orders that can be issued to reverse the previous president's executive orders.

Please to explain. It seems to me that if it can be done by EO, it can be undone by EO, otherwise a president is bound by the whims of a previous president.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 20, 2025 02:26 PM (xCA6C)

267 'It’s really the optics. I don’t think a single Christian on X didn’t notice.

If they haven't noticed who's on Trump's side- man, I don't know what to say.

Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2025 02:26 PM (CFrOc)

268 241 Also, "Van" is a stupid name.
Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2025 02:10 PM (lG3Q4)

***

How about Vin? Asking for a friend

Posted by: Vin Diesel

Nah, that's no better.
Posted by: Ralph Vaughan Williams at January 20, 2025 02:23 PM (xCA6C)

Achtung! von is what is correct!

Posted by: Wernher von Braun at January 20, 2025 02:26 PM (wyMQY)

269 There is no requirement that you touch a thing to swear over it, either.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2025 02:24 PM


The Paolo, he is going to, how you say, not comment.

Posted by: Paolo at January 20, 2025 02:26 PM (a3Q+t)

270 This bespectacled brunette also has no experience in dealing with the daily trials of external plumbing:
http://tiny.cc/hfo6001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 02:26 PM (L5WFg)

271 New Time Cover-

https://tinyurl.com/muh6wufw

Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2025 02:26 PM (NpAcC)

272 Otherwise clear-headed acquaintance of mine is legit scared of gays being tossed into camps.

Sigh.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 20, 2025 02:26 PM (jBB4+)

273

BFD,

Yes, a wonderful day. We've waited for this for a long time.

Posted by: four seasons at January 20, 2025 02:26 PM (3ek7K)

274 Cheap-@ss Joey hasn't budgeted for legal expenses for his brother and the other pardoned family members. I don't think any more sugar bros are going to cover Biden family member legal expenses and back taxes and penalties. Joe now has zip, zero, none, nada political power to sell and is forever out of the pardon business.
Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 02:25 PM (aBgBM)
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Endless civil suits, and the juries will be primed to believe they are guilty because otherwise, why the pardons?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2025 02:26 PM (ZOv7s)

275 I wonder if that dodge would work.

****************

Trump did some omnibus orders, of which there was like fifty billion sub orders, i wonder if that did the trick

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Mighty Fondler of MAGAshambas at January 20, 2025 02:26 PM (HYKHz)

276 Just saw the pic of the woman in the white pantsuit with her bra hanging out, getting ogled by Zuckerberg and some other guy.

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2025 02:27 PM (gWBY1)

277 "145 Joe is gone ! Free at last, free at last.. Thank God almighty free at last !
Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2025 02:01 PM (VE6XX)

I was expecting that black preacher to say that during one of the closing benedictions!

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 20, 2025 02:14 PM (pJWtt) "

pretty sure I heard him say exactly that.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 20, 2025 02:27 PM (uX4GZ)

278 I am a Christian and as i said in a previous post, I have long wished people who do not believe in God would cease swearing on a Bible. Trust me, its bad for you. Better not take an oath at all than a false oath before God.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 02:27 PM (2VST1)

279 "Palestinian Youth Movement."
Pffffttt
The Youth Movement for Palestine.
=====
The Palestinian Front of Judea.
Posted by: Crusader

I wouldn't give a bowel movement for palestine

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 20, 2025 02:27 PM (VPqzP)

280 Achtung! von is what is correct!
Posted by: Wernher von Braun at January 20, 2025 02:26 PM


I prefer Ven, but with two n's.

Posted by: Kamala! 2028! 2032! at January 20, 2025 02:27 PM (a3Q+t)

281 It's a start, clean lots of government houses of the vermin

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2025 02:27 PM (fwDg9)

282 Unfortunately, there is a law (a good one, in my opinion) that limits the number of executive orders that can be issued to reverse the previous president's executive orders

Ok, in this executive order, I revoke EO's 1-n...

Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2025 02:27 PM (CFrOc)

283 I don't know how you guys walk around with those things

***


We have no choice BUT to walk around with them... wait, what are we talking about?

Posted by: Life of Wryly at January 20, 2025 02:27 PM (1FWWQ)

284 I was just outside. 5 whole degrees, but it's sunny, there are little birds flitting about the tree limbs. Bunny tracks in the snow. A beautiful day in America. I'm in a really good mood for some reason.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 7 of Funemployment at January 20, 2025 02:27 PM (Ad8y9)

285 It's like you guys never watched Seinfeld....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at January 20, 2025 02:27 PM (SRRAx)

286 262 Time to challenge pardons that don't mention the crime they are pardoning.

********************

Le'ts wait first until Trump pardons himself and his team so he can enjoy a golfing retirement in peace

Because if we thought the left was nuts before, imagine how they'll be after Trump Part 2 skull fucked them for 4 years
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Mighty Fondler of MAGAshambas at January 20, 2025 02:25 PM (HYKHz)

This makes me think that the Dems are going to regret not letting Trump have his second term in 2020.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 20, 2025 02:27 PM (/yEdt)

287 My Schadenboner just booked a trip to Fiji.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2025 02:28 PM (4p0Xq)

288 "I Aimed at the Stars, but Somehow I Kept Hitting London" -- Werner Von Braun

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2025 02:28 PM (W5ArC)

289 Trey Gowdy looks so weird.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 20, 2025 02:28 PM (dQfJF)

290 A great day for America, folks. Thanks be to God, the bad guys took a serious L.

Posted by: callsign claymore at January 20, 2025 02:28 PM (RKoEg)

291 Lauren Sanchez? The future Mrs. Bezos.

Posted by: Piper at January 20, 2025 02:28 PM (pZEOD)

292 Bezo fiancé brought the boobies. America is great again!

Posted by: Diddly Squat at January 20, 2025 02:28 PM (iayqU)

293 Please to explain. It seems to me that if it can be done by EO, it can be undone by EO

It can, but the law limits how many you can do at once to reverse the previous president's executive orders for the first month I think it is. Its not telling the president he cannot do so, just saying "not all at once".

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 02:28 PM (2VST1)

294 Also, "Van" is a stupid name.

I hear they call him 'Mini' Van at the Sushi G*ory H*le. Not sure why.

Posted by: Nelly at January 20, 2025 02:29 PM (pSknm)

295 I'm a Christian not on X. I noticed and I don't particularly care. We just had an anti-Christian, anti-God administration end. I'm not going to get exercised over this type of stuff. People need to stop being distracted by squirrels.
Posted by: chique at January 20, 2025 02:19 PM (0efB3)


Something I found interesting, was that all of the prayers were passionate and heart-felt. They did not feel pro forma, at all.

When Carrie Underwood had to sing "God Bless America" a cappella and encouraged the audience to sing with her, that was very moving. You could feel a great spiritual weight being lifted in real-time. Who new that God preferred that song to be performed without musical accompaniment?

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 20, 2025 02:29 PM (pJWtt)

296 Minus 22 here this morning at Casa Minnfidel. Yet, my heart is warm. Another log on the fire. And PDT is in charge again.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2025 02:29 PM (4p0Xq)

297 Tiffany looks great. I hope she's happily married.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 02:29 PM (VnUSN)

298 >>> 272 Otherwise clear-headed acquaintance of mine is legit scared of gays being tossed into camps.

Sigh.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 20, 2025 02:26 PM (jBB4+)

Ask him if he's thinking of buying a gub, then say oh I forgot, Brandon told us those are no good against tanks and F-15s and stuff.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2025 02:29 PM (NtUSo)

299 291 Lauren Sanchez? The future Mrs. Bezos.
Posted by: Piper at January 20, 2025 02:28 PM (pZEOD)

This is a reply to this:
276 Just saw the pic of the woman in the white pantsuit with her bra hanging out, getting ogled by Zuckerberg and some other guy.
Posted by: LizLem at January

Posted by: Piper at January 20, 2025 02:29 PM (pZEOD)

300 > 276 Just saw the pic of the woman in the white pantsuit with her bra hanging out, getting ogled by Zuckerberg and some other guy.
Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2025 02:27 PM (gWBY1)

That's Jeff Bezos's current side piece.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2025 02:29 PM (W5ArC)

301 246
'What you're going to get is a *return* to equality. Deal with it.'

That's a good reply. Impassive but not escalating.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 20, 2025 02:29 PM (3wi/L)

302 Joe is gone ! Free at last, free at last.. Thank God almighty free at last !
Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2025 02:01 PM (VE6XX)

I was expecting that black preacher to say that during one of the closing benedictions!

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 20, 2025 02:14 PM (pJWtt) "

pretty sure I heard him say exactly that.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 20, 2025 02:27 PM (uX4GZ)

That dude was awesome.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2025 02:29 PM (VwHCD)

303 AH, I mentioned that earlier even in the past thread but quite a few people are just going with social media and media and based on what they have seen previously as tradition.

Posted by: whig's phone at January 20, 2025 02:29 PM (ctrM5)

304 Already the Best Second Term Ever.

And we're only 90 minutes in.

Posted by: zombie at January 20, 2025 02:29 PM (pMi6S)

305 Here's the complete transcript of President Trump's speech, if you'd care to peruse it:

https://tinyurl.com/26ds9cvv

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 20, 2025 02:30 PM (a3Q+t)

306 I'm just going to note that the level if win today is so much greater than four years ago.

Orders of magnitude bigger.

The pardons IMO are the icing on the cake. Most corrupt administration in history, bar none.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2025 02:30 PM (ZOv7s)

307 The video game Kingdom Come: Deliverance II will be released in a couple of months. It's being informally marketed as "woke free".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 20, 2025 02:30 PM (L/fGl)

308 > Muriel Bowser

That guy who used to be in Sha-na-na? I had no idea he'd "transitioned".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Lol, and his voice got deeper once he became mayor!

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 20, 2025 02:31 PM (NMT5x)

309 Just saw the pic of the woman in the white pantsuit with her bra hanging out, getting ogled by Zuckerberg

He was just fact-checking!

Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2025 02:31 PM (/3Wsk)

310 Love Usha Vance's pink dress and pink coat.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2025 02:31 PM (NpAcC)

311 > >>> I don't know how you guys walk around with those things....



with pride
Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 02:22 PM (AOsQT)

Damn straight, my man. Rock on!

My new Fall collection -
https://tinyurl.com/ytdfaffu

Posted by: Eldridge Cleaver Pants at January 20, 2025 02:31 PM (Aqu9a)

312 This no hand on the Bible thing is blowing up. People not questioning legitimacy. It’s really the optics. I don’t think a single Christian on X didn’t notice.
Posted by: Truthbomb at January 20, 2025 02:03 PM (KDBTW)

Another "concerned Christian". LOL.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2025 02:31 PM (8zz6B)

313 The worst part is a being a 16 year old in HS and your teacher is a former Ms. America pagent contestant, praying not to be called up to the chalkboard.


That's when you look her in the eye, give her a wink and say "Hey how you doin'?".

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2025 02:24 PM (LkLld)

Heh.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at January 20, 2025 02:31 PM (g8Ew8)

314 I am down to 1 class tomorrow due to the Great Blizzard of 2025 getting ready to hit the Gulf of America. Hoping that stays on the schedule but we shall see!

Posted by: Piper at January 20, 2025 02:31 PM (pZEOD)

315 Damn straight, my man. Rock on!

My new Fall collection -
https://tinyurl.com/ytdfaffu
Posted by: Eldridge Cleaver Pants at January 20, 2025 02:31 PM (Aqu9a)
++++
Eldridge Cleaver was a gigantic weirdo.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 02:32 PM (L5WFg)

316 A president's main task is to Not Makes Things Worse.

Think that's easy? Think again.

Biden = Made things a zillion times worse.

Carter = Made things a zillion times worse.

LBJ = Made things a zillion times worse.

Anything beyond that is icing on the cake.

Posted by: zombie at January 20, 2025 02:32 PM (pMi6S)

317 Make ladies hats great again!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2025 02:32 PM (dg+HA)

318
Usha is so beautiful. She'll be a wonderful first lady in four years.

Posted by: four seasons at January 20, 2025 02:32 PM (3ek7K)

319 AH, I mentioned that earlier even in the past thread but quite a few people are just going with social media and media and based on what they have seen previously as tradition.
Posted by: whig's phone at January 20, 2025 02:29 PM (ctrM5)
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Everyone on social media has the attention span of a gnat and the same memory.

Honestly, the wackos need something to obsess about, or they'd be putting plastic bags on their heads or starting cars with the garage door down.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2025 02:32 PM (ZOv7s)

320 Went to McDonald's for lunch...saw a kid on a dirtbike riding next to the road. It's 9 degrees out. God I love the Midwest.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 20, 2025 02:32 PM (YIxO9)

321
Link to livestream:

https://is.gd/Z23U39

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 02:32 PM (wZO0u)

322 Deliverance II literally has an unskippable man-on-man sex scene.

Posted by: just like the movie, to be fair at January 20, 2025 02:32 PM (gKWVE)

323 Otherwise clear-headed acquaintance of mine is legit scared of gays being tossed into camps.

Sigh.

Posted by: WitchDoktor

If they are gay you'd think they would welcome close confinement with fellow gay people, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at January 20, 2025 02:32 PM (elaR+)

324 Just saw the pic of the woman in the white pantsuit with her bra hanging out, getting ogled by Zuckerberg and some other guy.

I worked at a State Farm main office doing grunt paperwork (prepping files for microfilm back in the 80s). One of the hires was a stunning young lady who would show up to work every day wearing what was essentially a long teeshirt with a belt. She hooked an executive and started dressing more conservatively thereafter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 02:32 PM (2VST1)

325 Melania has to take that half off.

Posted by: Jaimo at January 20, 2025 02:32 PM (sOA7y)

326 Feels great to hear Hail to The Chief, look up, and see that it’s Donald Trump entering the room.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 20, 2025 02:32 PM (u73oe)

327 310 Love Usha Vance's pink dress and pink coat.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2025 02:31 PM (NpAcC)

Ivanka had a super cut green outfit with matching beret. I loved that too.

Posted by: Just Lily at January 20, 2025 02:32 PM (RLLZj)

328 Lauren Sanchez effed up her face and dressed like a ho.

Jeff, a month ago you should have sent one of your private jets with her on it to a couture house in Paris. Get her fitted, fly her back and have her show up non whorish.

On the other hand, they are there and I hope they appreciate being at Trump's Inauguration.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 20, 2025 02:33 PM (PMtkd)

329

GO THE FUCK AWAY, amy!

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 02:33 PM (wZO0u)

330 Anyone have a link to the list of interim/acting appointments?

Posted by: TRex at January 20, 2025 02:33 PM (IQ6Gq)

331 The left in America has never really faced real opposition. Even under Reagan or Trump 45, they were more or less playing footsie with them. It's going to be interesting to see how the professional idiot industry fares with being slugged square in the mouth and told to shut up for once. All they know how to do is throw tantrums and make messes. They don't really even know what real resistance is.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2025 02:33 PM (+iIV1)

332 Isn’t the woman in white flowing whatever bezos’ fiancée?

Posted by: Jaimo at January 20, 2025 02:33 PM (sOA7y)

333 288
'"I Aimed at the Stars, but Somehow I Kept Hitting London" -- Werner Von Braun'

HA! Hahahaa!

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 20, 2025 02:33 PM (3wi/L)

334 Make ladies hats great again!

I've heard people say it's a Princess Diana look. I hope so. I keep thinking Ace Ventura!

Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2025 02:33 PM (/3Wsk)

335 People can watch a video of Trump signing executive orders?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2025 02:33 PM (MQJVv)

336 As for the TSA guy he wasted assets on a person who was obviously not a threat for political reasons. So buh bye bitch.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2025 02:34 PM (KQk9m)

337 Next up: an EO making the Moon a national monument with Trump’s face painted on it.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 20, 2025 02:34 PM (Qw2uS)

338
This fucking douchebag amy klobuchar is like a boring, annoying museum tour guide. Fuckoff, lady!

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 02:34 PM (wZO0u)

339 Amy Klobucher needs to shut up and go away.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 02:34 PM (mT+6a)

340 Another "concerned Christian". LOL.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2025 02:31 PM (8zz6B)
---
Anyone remember the Rock-Solid Conservative Military Guy who constantly told us that Trump had the troops nervous and demoralized, and he was losing them because he wasn't refined enough? He was a hoot.

So now we're getting Christian concern trolling, but he can't run for re-election, so who cares?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2025 02:34 PM (ZOv7s)

341 This must be killing Amy Klobuchunk. I'm glad.
Bitch.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2025 02:34 PM (4p0Xq)

342 On the other hand, they are there and I hope they appreciate being at Trump's Inauguration.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 20, 2025 02:33 PM (PMtkd)
++++
Oh, I doubt it. I strongly suspect that he, Cook, Zuckerberg, etc. all deeply resent having to show up and kiss the ring to hopefully save their asses in the wake of changes to their state-sponsored censorship operations.

I hope they were choking down bile.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 02:34 PM (L5WFg)

343 Otherwise clear-headed acquaintance of mine is legit scared of gays being tossed into camps.

Sigh.

Posted by: WitchDoktor


Hmmmm.

The the logical thing for him to do is flee the country to a better more teh ghey friendly country.

No? No plans to do that?

Imagine that.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 20, 2025 02:34 PM (iJfKG)

344 Also, "Van" is a stupid name.

I hear they call him 'Mini' Van at the Sushi G*ory H*le. Not sure why.
Posted by: Nelly


When he transitions, he'll be a conversion Van?

Posted by: mikeski at January 20, 2025 02:34 PM (DgGvY)

345 Melania has to take that half off.

**************

I definitely want Melania if I can get her for half off

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Mighty Fondler of MAGAshambas at January 20, 2025 02:34 PM (HYKHz)

346 It is wonderful no longer wanting to cringe while 'Hail to the Chief' is played.

Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 02:34 PM (aBgBM)

347 The video game Kingdom Come: Deliverance II will be released in a couple of months. It's being informally marketed as "woke free".
Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 20, 2025 02:30 PM (L/fGl)


KCD's hook is that it's as authentic as possible to the time period in which it's set. So, yeah, there can't be anything woke about it.


Posted by: alexthechick at January 20, 2025 02:35 PM (1YfKX)

348
What Donald Trump's inauguration speech really means - 'a dangerous lunatic hellbent on revenge'

https://tinyurl.com/ujd246p6

(I love reading shit like this)

Posted by: Orson at January 20, 2025 02:35 PM (dIske)

349 What you're going to get is a *return* to equality. Deal with it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 02:24 PM (L5WFg)
--------
Well said.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 20, 2025 02:26 PM (PMtkd)

I really regret losing my AoS copybook of quotes from the old computer.
About 40% of them were Joe.

Posted by: sal at January 20, 2025 02:35 PM (f+FmA)

350 It's a Constitutional Republic you ignorant slut.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 20, 2025 02:35 PM (JdxE1)

351 Just saw the pic of the woman in the white pantsuit with her bra hanging out, getting ogled by Zuckerberg and some other guy.

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2025 02:27 PM (gWBY1)

Just because you are a chick doesn't mean that you aren't bound by the rules around here.

Link to the picture!

Be better Liz...Be better.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 20, 2025 02:35 PM (d9fT1)

352 okay Dr Disaster is on the case about the Deliverance II game: youtu.be/-FPWxjNH640
so the story about the unskippable homo was FAKE NEWS

Posted by: gKWVE at January 20, 2025 02:35 PM (gKWVE)

353 Greetings Everyone

I just want to say how thankful I am to have been be able to share today with all of you, my grey-box family. Reading your posts I feel I know some of you personally.

Blessings to all.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2025 02:36 PM (QGaXH)

354 I'm a Christian not on X. I noticed and I don't particularly care. We just had an anti-Christian, anti-God administration end. I'm not going to get exercised over this type of stuff. People need to stop being distracted by squirrels.
Posted by: chique at January 20, 2025 02:19 PM

THIS! Well said.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2025 02:36 PM (4p0Xq)

355 There are three variations of offshore wind.
1. Well protected and shallow. Like the Dutchies have. This probably makes sense but only exists in USA off L.I., or the Gulf of America.

2. Shallow but harsh conditions and far from shore - like most of East Coast. Hard to justify and costs more than it will ever produce.

3. Deep water. Most of West Coast. F---ing insane, but Biden had plans for these projects as well. These are pure waste and pure grift.

Posted by: Gentlemen, assemble! at January 20, 2025 02:36 PM (HcwxM)

356 For the next 4 years, trans people will not be equal citizens of the law according to the executive government of America.

Can we kill you out of hand? No?
Can you have a job? Can you travel freely? Can you own property? Can you have a bank account, own a car, shop for food? Can you post stupid shit on social media without fear of imprisonment?

Hmmmm... help me out here... exactly how are you not an equal citizen?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 20, 2025 02:36 PM (ExV1e)

357 '"I Aimed at the Stars, but Somehow I Kept Hitting London" -- Werner Von Braun'

HA! Hahahaa!
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 20, 2025 02:33 PM (3wi/L)

See? Germans can be funny.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 7 of Funemployment at January 20, 2025 02:36 PM (Ad8y9)

358 318. Yes Usha will be a lovely First Lady in 4 years. She’s is warm and beautiful.

Posted by: Jaimo at January 20, 2025 02:36 PM (sOA7y)

359 Ode to Melania's hat

https://youtu.be/hfgwrdYUQ2A?si=tpICNMILxt87mjNH

Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 02:36 PM (AOsQT)

360 This no hand on the Bible thing is blowing up.

No one is more obsessed with optics and details than Donald Trump. If you accept that, then he did it knowingly. Why? What is he drawing our attention to?

Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2025 02:36 PM (OkFiN)

361 Next up: an EO making the Moon a national monument with Trump’s face painted on it.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken


Etched into the surface with a big laser. Maybe talk to Elon about one.

The sun will bleach paint away too quickly. Isn't the flag we put up there solid white, now?

Posted by: mikeski at January 20, 2025 02:36 PM (DgGvY)

362 a dangerous lunatic hellbent on revenge

******************

You dont have to keep selling this I already voted for him

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Mighty Fondler of MAGAshambas at January 20, 2025 02:36 PM (HYKHz)

363
Who is the lady in the green dress??

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 02:37 PM (wZO0u)

364 The video game Kingdom Come: Deliverance II will be released in a couple of months. It's being informally marketed as "woke free".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 20, 2025 02:30 PM (L/fGl)
********************************************

This would be the same KCD II that's currently being eviscerated for having a Malian in early-15th century Bohemia and a homosexual cutscene for the player-character?

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at January 20, 2025 02:37 PM (6vMD4)

365 244 I don't know how you guys walk around with those things

We wonder the same thing about boobs.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 02:23 PM (2VST1)

I will vigilantly observe until I figure it out too!

Posted by: Inogame at January 20, 2025 02:37 PM (53oGX)

366 The left in America has never really faced real opposition. Even under Reagan or Trump 45, they were more or less playing footsie with them. It's going to be interesting to see how the professional idiot industry fares with being slugged square in the mouth and told to shut up for once. All they know how to do is throw tantrums and make messes. They don't really even know what real resistance is.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2025 02:33 PM (+iIV1)
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Reagan was a real threat, but the left also was less crazy by far.

Scoop Jackson Democrats were a thing, along with pro-lifers, which at that time included Algore and Biden.

The party has since gone completely insane. If you go back and read the discussions and debates, they were far more serious, and the issues were more complex.

Yes, there were clowns running around, but they were very much fringe. Totally different situation now.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2025 02:37 PM (ZOv7s)

367 How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. Germans are efficient and have no sense of humor.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 7 of Funemployment at January 20, 2025 02:37 PM (Ad8y9)

368 Roberts is a piece of shit.

Posted by: Jaimo at January 20, 2025 02:37 PM (sOA7y)

369 omg the server just opened up and poured out a can of Diet Coke for Trump.

Posted by: alexthechick at January 20, 2025 02:37 PM (1YfKX)

370 Pretty sure i don't want to be behind the ex-TSA weenie on his next flight somewhere.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2025 02:37 PM (W/lyH)

371 Ahhhh. Trump just got his Diet Coke.

Posted by: Jaimo at January 20, 2025 02:37 PM (sOA7y)

372 Ode to Melania's hat

https://youtu.be/hfgwrdYUQ2A
Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 02:36 PM (AOsQT)
++++
Great track with a very stupid music video.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 02:37 PM (L5WFg)

373 > >>> I don't know how you guys walk around with those things....

---

A lot of times it was the only friend I had.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 20, 2025 02:37 PM (aYmFI)

374 What Donald Trump's inauguration speech really means - 'a dangerous lunatic hellbent on revenge'

There was not time for someone to do a good analysis and thoughfully write an article with that many words. This was done before the speech was even given.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 02:37 PM (2VST1)

375 That's hilarious. Everyone's being served wine while The Don gets Diet Coke in a can.

Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2025 02:37 PM (4Nep/)

376 We wonder the same thing about boobs.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 02:23 PM (2VST1)

I will vigilantly observe until I figure it out too!
Posted by: Inogame at January 20, 2025 02:37 PM (53oGX)
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Maybe you could find a woman willing to let you help support her as she goes about her daily chores. For science.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2025 02:38 PM (ZOv7s)

377
Mein Gott!

WTF?

amy kloobchar is sitting BETWEEN the President and the Vice President.

What Is Happening Here??

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 02:38 PM (wZO0u)

378 Here's a snack for everyone:

@Breaking911
42m
WATCH: Migrants waiting in Mexico learn the CBP One app has gone dark and their appointments canceled

https://x.com/Breaking911/status/1881415589706817789

Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2025 02:38 PM (lHPJf)

379 Alex. Isn’t that adorable.

Posted by: Jaimo at January 20, 2025 02:38 PM (sOA7y)

380 Ivanka had a super cut green outfit with matching beret. I loved that too.
Posted by: Just Lily at January 20, 2025 02:32 PM
*******
Yes and her dress from the candlelight dinner last night was spectacular.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2025 02:38 PM (NpAcC)

381 In all my 29 years, I have never watched so much Inaugural coverage. Love seeing the Country be run by adults again.

Can't wait to see President Trump sign 200 or so Executive Orders and pardoning the J6 hostages.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 20, 2025 02:38 PM (0XVad)

382 for the next 4 years, trans people will not be equal citizens of the law according to the executive government of America.

******************

So my skyrocketing taxes and my healthcare premiums can no longer be hijacked to pay for your bullshit elective surgeries and chemical juices means you're no longer an equal citizen?

Uhhhhhhhhh

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Mighty Fondler of MAGAshambas at January 20, 2025 02:38 PM (HYKHz)

383 @Breaking911
WATCH: Migrants waiting in Mexico learn the CBP One app has gone dark and their appointments canceled ...
Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2025 02:38 PM (lHPJf)
++++
Huh. I was told that the President had no power to do stuff like this.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 02:38 PM (L5WFg)

384 Apparently, W has got some gooood drugs on board.

https://is.gd/IDTXAx

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 20, 2025 02:38 PM (L/fGl)

385 367 How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. Germans are efficient and have no sense of humor.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 7 of Funemployment at January 20, 2025 02:37 PM (Ad8y9)
__________________________________

How many Kennedy's does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and the other to drink enough to make the room spin.

Posted by: Orson at January 20, 2025 02:38 PM (dIske)

386 What's up with the giant sharpie Trump is using to sign?
Posted by: alexthechick


Asks the lady who knows about signing giant things with a sharpie...er, I mean signing things with a giant sharpie.

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 20, 2025 02:39 PM (NMT5x)

387 A waiter at the Inauguration luncheon just poured DJT a Diet Coke

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 20, 2025 02:39 PM (jQ+5q)

388 Migrants waiting in Mexico learn the CBP One app has gone dark and their appointments canceled ...

Hahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2025 02:39 PM (KQk9m)

389 The party has since gone completely insane. If you go back and read the discussions and debates, they were far more serious, and the issues were more complex.

Yes, there were clowns running around, but they were very much fringe. Totally different situation now.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2025 02:37 PM (ZOv7s)

Today's democrats hate to admit that Trump's platform isn't very different at all from Bill Clinton's 1992 campaign platform.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2025 02:39 PM (wyMQY)

390
No one is more obsessed with optics and details than Donald Trump. If you accept that, then he did it knowingly. Why? What is he drawing our attention to?
Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2025 02:36 PM


That you're dumber than a bag of dicks?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2025 02:39 PM (4p0Xq)

391 CRT, your comments about a law limiting number of revocations of executive orders does not seem to exist. What is true is a president may issue executive orders using a statutory power that a new president might have troubled revoking like national monument status or drilling bans immediately.

Such a law would not apply either to any president exercising their constitutional or statutory powers.

Posted by: whig's phone at January 20, 2025 02:39 PM (ctrM5)

392 360 This no hand on the Bible thing is blowing up.

No one is more obsessed with optics and details than Donald Trump. I

--

My conspiracy theory is that Trump was already sworn in earlier today just in case the inauguration was disrupted.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 20, 2025 02:39 PM (0JWOm)

393 >>>for the next 4 years, trans people will not be equal citizens of the law according to the executive government of America.


oh no how terrible

Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2025 02:39 PM (lHPJf)

394 Hmmmm... help me out here... exactly how are you not an equal citizen?

--/

It's apparently an absolute right for a failed swimmer to grow his hair out and compete in the women's competitions.

Oh, and use any bathroom you want.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 20, 2025 02:39 PM (aYmFI)

395 I'm skeptical about wind power but the only people who complain about offshore wind are rich coastal liberals. As long as we're not subsidizing this nonsense with tax dollars, what's the problem?
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 20, 2025 02:13 PM (Bd2wh)

Wind generation, on or off shore, would not exist at all without tax dollar subsidies. It is a massive grift.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2025 02:40 PM (8zz6B)

396 Got to go to work in 50 minutes, guess it's time to MAGA doing my part

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2025 02:40 PM (fwDg9)

397 AtC nice to see you so active today. 😊

Posted by: lin-duh at January 20, 2025 02:40 PM (VCgbV)

398 What Donald Trump's inauguration speech really means - 'a dangerous lunatic hellbent on revenge'

https://tinyurl.com/ujd246p6

(I love reading shit like this)
Posted by: Orson at January 20, 2025 02:35 PM (dIske)
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Man, that dude is hysterical. Someone should tell him to calm down.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 02:40 PM (L5WFg)

399 How many presidents put their greasy paw on the Good News and proceded to turn the shining city on a hill into a yucca mountain of perversion and self-worship?

I like it if it was an intentional omission. We're doing things differently around here, now. A "let your yes mean yes" kind of statement.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2025 02:40 PM (+iIV1)

400 So my skyrocketing taxes and my healthcare premiums can no longer be hijacked to pay for your bullshit elective surgeries and chemical juices means you're no longer an equal citizen?

Uhhhhhhhhh

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Mighty Fondler of MAGAshambas at January 20, 2025 02:38 PM (HYKHz)
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Honestly, it's for the best. The hormones are known to cause cancer, which is why they're no longer allowed. It's going to be interesting to watch Big Pharma pay through the nose through off-label treatments. Also the doctors who signed off on it.

Let a thousand lawsuits bloom!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2025 02:40 PM (ZOv7s)

401 Ivanka had a super cut green outfit with matching beret. I loved that too.
Posted by: Just Lily at January 20, 2025 02:32 PM


It looks retro.

She should be standing in Union Station with steam coming off the train engine and Bogart stepping off the train.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2025 02:40 PM (W/lyH)

402 Maybe you could find a woman willing to let you help support her as she goes about her daily chores. For science.

I am willing to give a good woman a hand, or two.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 02:40 PM (2VST1)

403 Today's democrats hate to admit that Trump's platform isn't very different at all from Bill Clinton's 1992 campaign platform.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2025 02:39 PM (wyMQY)
####################################

Aside from being the diametrical opposite of the Clinton administration on most major political issues, the first Trump administration was exactly the same!

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at January 20, 2025 02:40 PM (6vMD4)

404 Yes, there were clowns running around, but they were very much fringe. Totally different situation now.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2025 02:37 PM (ZOv7s)

The anti-nuclear environmentalists were probably the first true wack-jobs in the Democrat party.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 20, 2025 02:40 PM (d9fT1)

405 They just took Milley’s portrait down in the Pentagon. It was unveiled 10 days ago. Lol.

Posted by: Piper at January 20, 2025 02:41 PM (p4NUW)

406 Are they saying what the EO's pertain to?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2025 02:41 PM (oT+t6)

407 339 Amy Klobucher needs to shut up and go away.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 02:34 PM (mT+6a)


She's doing traditional inaugural protocol stuff, not freelancing. She is Schumer's FU to Trump today. As you said, the sooner she gets out of today's proceedings, the better.

Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 02:41 PM (aBgBM)

408 Man, that dude is hysterical. Someone should tell him to calm down.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 02:40 PM (L5WFg)

Seriously.

*I'm* the dangerous lunatic hell bent on revenge.

Trump's just the guy i picked to do it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2025 02:41 PM (+iIV1)

409 Amy Klobuchar is like the Butler who lingers in your room far too long. GTFO. Also her dad slandered me in the Mpls Star and Sickle. I was just trying to serve legal papers and this lunatic (I'll call him Gary Quam) started to fight me... so I fought back.

Posted by: Life of Wryly at January 20, 2025 02:41 PM (1FWWQ)

410 I'm skeptical about wind power but the only people who complain about offshore wind are rich coastal liberals. As long as we're not subsidizing this nonsense with tax dollars, what's the problem?
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 20, 2025 02:13 PM (Bd2wh)

Wind generation, on or off shore, would not exist at all without tax dollar subsidies. It is a massive grift.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2025 02:40 PM (8zz6B)
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Also a navigational hazard. Tear them down.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2025 02:41 PM (ZOv7s)

411 CRT, your comments about a law limiting number of revocations of executive orders does not seem to exist.

Its possible I misunderstood or the law has been changed, I am going on a distant memory from around 2001.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 02:42 PM (2VST1)

412 And I want to see so many cartel members in maximum-security prisons that Bukele calls him up and says "Pace yourself, amigo."
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at January 20, 2025 02:19 PM (43XUo)


Designating the Central/South American drug cartels as "International Terrorist" organizations is a paradigm shift. No longer law enforcement, it's military. I suspect life-expectancy is going to be short for a bunch of them.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 20, 2025 02:42 PM (pJWtt)

413 As long as we're not subsidizing this nonsense with tax dollars, what's the problem?

Wind power is enormously subsidized - it receives huge amounts of tax credits.

Wind and solar would disappear without the subsidies.

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at January 20, 2025 02:42 PM (uxCna)

414 The party has since gone completely insane. If you go back and read the discussions and debates, they were far more serious, and the issues were more complex.

********************

Even as late as mid 2000s they had legitimate grievances over bush's deep state wars, which i ignored because they were democrats and therefore a democrat had nothing of value whatsoever to say

I would listen to these same democrats today but they're all MAGA now

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Mighty Fondler of MAGAshambas at January 20, 2025 02:42 PM (HYKHz)

415 She should be standing in Union Station with steam coming off the train engine and Bogart stepping off the train.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2025 02:40 PM (W/lyH)

In lingerie...you forgot to say lingerie!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 20, 2025 02:42 PM (d9fT1)

416 Item 1. Declare California a failed state, and put under the UN.
Item 2. Drop the UN and cut off Pending/future funding obligations.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 20, 2025 02:42 PM (wBaIH)

417 There's no such thing as trans.

Cross dressers, yes. Mentally ill, yes.

You can't change your sex.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 02:42 PM (mT+6a)

418
America is going to have a 4 year hard on.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 20, 2025 02:43 PM (+oR7L)

419 Do wind farms drive me crazy? Not as much as the fucking name you people gave me. Try to go through school with a name like that.
Posted by: Sperm Whale
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Is that your "blow" hole, "mammy"!!!

Posted by: the mean mackerel at January 20, 2025 02:43 PM (5LoD7)

420 255 244 I don't know how you guys walk around with those things

We wonder the same thing about boobs.
_____

Eh.
Posted by: Guy with Moobs at January 20, 2025 02:24 PM (fs1hN)

...and I got fired for pointing these things out ...

Posted by: zombie Ben Wright at January 20, 2025 02:43 PM (TTAGa)

421 The anti-nuclear environmentalists were probably the first true wack-jobs in the Democrat party.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 20, 2025 02:40 PM (d9fT1)
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My mother used to make fun of the Earth Firsters, about how ignorant they are about the environment, and yet they are the mainstream now.

And of course she still votes Democrat.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2025 02:43 PM (ZOv7s)

422 We're going to be tired from winning so much again?

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at January 20, 2025 02:43 PM (XjTSo)

423 418 There's no such thing as trans.

Cross dressers, yes. Mentally ill, yes.

You can't change your sex.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 02:42 PM (mT+6a)

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THIS THIS THIS

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 20, 2025 02:43 PM (PMtkd)

424 357
'See? Germans can be funny.'

'Once the rockets go up, who cares vhere they komm down?
That's not my department, says Wernher Von Braun.'

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 20, 2025 02:43 PM (3wi/L)

425 >>No one is more obsessed with optics and details than Donald Trump. If you accept that, then he did it knowingly. Why? What is he drawing our attention to?

He didn't do anything. Go back and look at the video. He stood up and was waiting for Melania, who was holding the bibles, to stand next to him. Before she got there Roberts started delivering the oath.

Roberts was the one who jumped the gun.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2025 02:43 PM (LkLld)

426 Ok hordian gun nutz, which gun goes best with Melanias outfit? Something small enought to fit in a clutch bag, or something long strapped to her thigh?


Have at at.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 20, 2025 02:44 PM (OA79/)

427 Designating the Central/South American drug cartels as "International Terrorist" organizations is a paradigm shift. No longer law enforcement, it's military. I suspect life-expectancy is going to be short for a bunch of them.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 20, 2025 02:42 PM (pJWtt)
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Getting droned in our mansion is now on the menu. Can't buy off the federales now.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2025 02:44 PM (ZOv7s)

428 Hmmmm... help me out here... exactly how are you not an equal citizen?

--/

It's apparently an absolute right for a failed swimmer to grow his hair out and compete in the women's competitions.

Oh, and use any bathroom you want.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 20, 2025 02:39 PM (aYmFI)


Also, don't most "trans" people want to be either male or female, just the opposite of what they are? So how does Trump saying there are only two genders affect them?

Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2025 02:44 PM (lHPJf)

429 https://tinyurl.com/5f9syfsm

Police in riot gear shutting down the port in El Paso. Remain in Mexico, witches!

Posted by: Piper at January 20, 2025 02:44 PM (p4NUW)

430 What Donald Trump's inauguration speech really means - 'a dangerous lunatic hellbent on revenge'

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I'm thinking more Praise the Lord And Pass the Ammunition.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 20, 2025 02:44 PM (L/fGl)

431 AtC nice to see you so active today. 😊

Posted by: lin-duh at January 20, 2025 02:40 PM (VCgbV)

New step-stool...or very high heels.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 20, 2025 02:44 PM (d9fT1)

432 How many Californians does take change a light bulb?

Twenty one. One to change it and twenty to share the experience.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at January 20, 2025 02:44 PM (GYt5+)

433
Anyone remember the stupid "Save The Whales" bumper stickers?

Whatever happened to the whales? Did they make it?

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 02:44 PM (wZO0u)

434 418 There's no such thing as trans.

Cross dressers, yes. Mentally ill, yes.

You can't change your sex.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 02:42 PM (mT+6a)

"born this way" used to be a thing.

Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2025 02:44 PM (z+ik4)

435 Mrs. Vance is a very lovely woman. She has a beautiful smile and she knows how to use it. She strikes me as a very sharp woman.

Melania is knock-out gorgeous. She is also extremely sharp, as we already know.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 20, 2025 02:44 PM (C53IZ)

436 Hmmmm... help me out here... exactly how are you not an equal citizen?

---

I'm still stuck on this. For four+ years I have been forced under threat of cancellation to use the "correct" arbitrary pronouns which change on a whim. I have been threatened to take them seriously and not offer ridicule with my own satirical pronouns.

As Ace has said many times...pay attention to the people you cannot ridicule, for they are the ones in charge. Can't mock Islam which makes it the State Religion. Same with mentally ill people who have absolute conviction that the world supports their delusions.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 20, 2025 02:45 PM (aYmFI)

437 427 Ok hordian gun nutz, which gun goes best with Melanias outfit? Something small enought to fit in a clutch bag, or something long strapped to her thigh?


Have at at.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 20, 2025 02:44 PM (OA79/)

Javelin.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2025 02:45 PM (+iIV1)

438 Currently -2 F with the windchill of -15 F here in western South Dakota.

Posted by: Archer at January 20, 2025 02:45 PM (IDphi)

439 406 Are they saying what the EO's pertain to?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2025 02:41 PM (oT+t6)


From the little I could hear, it seems the several PDT signed are standard administrative and protocol EOs when a new POTUS takes office.

Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 02:45 PM (aBgBM)

440 As long as we're not subsidizing this nonsense with tax dollars, what's the problem?

**************

Lets say they werent subsidized, (which would never happen because they can never ever make money)

I would consider them public nuisances under the law. Their existence fucks up the ocean, kills whales and messes with the ecosystem in God knows what other ways.

they are a blight on humans and nature, and should be destroyed

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Mighty Fondler of MAGAshambas at January 20, 2025 02:45 PM (HYKHz)

441 It’s to laugh that trans are second class citizens when citizens are second class citizens.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 20, 2025 02:45 PM (Qw2uS)

442 434
Anyone remember the stupid "Save The Whales" bumper stickers?

Whatever happened to the whales? Did they make it?
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 02:44 PM (wZO0u)

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Those effing wind mills aren't helping.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 20, 2025 02:45 PM (PMtkd)

443 405 They just took Milley’s portrait down in the Pentagon. It was unveiled 10 days ago. Lol.
Posted by: Piper at January 20, 2025 02:41 PM (p4NUW)
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Bwahahaha!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2025 02:45 PM (kpS4V)

444 [insert clip of Billy Bob Thornton ranting about how it takes so much energy to produce and transport a windmill that it will fall apart before it generates enough energy to exceed the expense]

Forget the name of the show, but the rant is perfect

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2025 02:45 PM (Hkcdp)

445 31
This ain't 2017.
There's no jeff cuck sessions. No rex tillerson. No Russia Hoax. No Prince Reebus the loser. No Mark Meadows. No Esper fag. No Comey. No Wray.

It's ALL different, now.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 02:04 PM (wZO0u)

I was very disappointed in Mark Esper. I was there when he was head of Gov't relations at Raytheon and he always sent out very informative, insightful summaries of the goings-on in WDC and it's potential effect on our business. I met him a few times when he came to our site to speak in person and found him to be pretty impressive.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2025 02:46 PM (QGaXH)

446 398 What Donald Trump's inauguration speech really means - 'a dangerous lunatic hellbent on revenge'

https://tinyurl.com/ujd246p6

(I love reading shit like this)
Posted by: Orson at January 20, 2025 02:35 PM (dIske)
++++
Man, that dude is hysterical. Someone should tell him to calm down.
--------
Special price today on a cold draft Liberal's Tears!

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at January 20, 2025 02:46 PM (XjTSo)

447 Isn't Mrs. Vance a doctor, a real one.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 20, 2025 02:46 PM (VCgbV)

448 Ok hordian gun nutz, which gun goes best with Melanias outfit? Something small enought to fit in a clutch bag, or something long strapped to her thigh?


25 auto

Posted by: Archer at January 20, 2025 02:46 PM (IDphi)

449 Stephen L. Miller retweeted
Pirate Wires
@PirateWires
37m
At 9:00 AM PST, as Donald Trump was sworn in for his second term, San Francisco residents gathered at the top of Bernal Hill to let out a "cathartic primal scream."

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 02:46 PM (VnUSN)

450 411, CRT, the quickest reliable source on topics like this i find to be Congressional Research Services (CRS) reports. They quickly summarize existing statutes, precedent, and case law for idiots in Congress.

Posted by: whig's phone at January 20, 2025 02:46 PM (ctrM5)

451 There's no such thing as trans.

Cross dressers, yes. Mentally ill, yes.

You can't change your sex.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage

He's just mad because he lost his war on reality.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 20, 2025 02:46 PM (L/fGl)

452 Whatever happened to the whales? Did they make it?
Posted by: Soothsayer

Getting killed by the vibrations of wind turbines

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 20, 2025 02:46 PM (OTdqV)

453
Isn't Mrs. Vance a doctor, a real one.
Posted by: lin-duh


Lawyer, I think.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 02:47 PM (wZO0u)

454 276 Just saw the pic of the woman in the white pantsuit with her bra hanging out, getting ogled by Zuckerberg and some other guy.
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That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!

Posted by: zombie jackie chiles at January 20, 2025 02:47 PM (5LoD7)

455 Anyone remember the stupid "Save The Whales" bumper stickers?

Whatever happened to the whales? Did they make it?
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 02:44 PM (wZO0u)
++++
They did. Whales came off the brink of extinction in the late 60s, just as the crazy was getting started.

The reason? Soviet whaling quotas were suspended. The USSR had whaling targets because they needed whale oil before their petroleum industry developed after the War. More is always better, so the quota kept going up. They didn't need the whales, or their oil, but the quotas kept going up. The commissars made damn sure those quotas were met.

So Soviet fishing vessels hunted whales nearly to extinction. They often just killed the whale and threw it overboard. Nobody wanted the damn things, but "whales harvested" goals had to be met.

The shocking collapse in whale population wasn't anything to do with Japanese whalers or evil Americans. It was communist idiocy and associated monomania.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 02:47 PM (L5WFg)

456 439 Currently -2 F with the windchill of -15 F here in western South Dakota.
Posted by: Archer at January 20, 2025 02:45 PM (IDphi)

Beautiful day here in Orange County. Might hit 70.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2025 02:47 PM (QGaXH)

457 Ok hordian gun nutz, which gun goes best with Melanias outfit? Something small enought to fit in a clutch bag, or something long strapped to her thigh?


Have at at.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 20, 2025 02:44 PM (OA79/)
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Colt Derringer.

Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2025 02:47 PM (iu4Pw)

458 >>Ok hordian gun nutz, which gun goes best with Melanias outfit? Something small enought to fit in a clutch bag, or something long strapped to her thigh?


A Tommy gun.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2025 02:47 PM (LkLld)

459
447 Isn't Mrs. Vance a doctor, a real one.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 20, 2025 02:46 PM (VCgbV)

She is a lawyer.

Posted by: Piper at January 20, 2025 02:48 PM (p4NUW)

460 Its possible I misunderstood or the law has been changed, I am going on a distant memory from around 2001.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 02:42 PM (2VST1)

Joe Biden just tweeted five minutes ago that it's been ratified.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2025 02:48 PM (+iIV1)

461 Isn't Mrs. Vance a doctor, a real one.
Posted by: lin-duh

Lawyer.

Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2025 02:48 PM (oaGWv)

462 427 Ok hordian gun nutz, which gun goes best with Melanias outfit? Something small enought to fit in a clutch bag, or something long strapped to her thigh?


Have at at.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 20, 2025 02:44 PM (OA79/)


A suppressed Mossad .22 semi-auto used for close quarters wet work.

Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 02:48 PM (aBgBM)

463 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 20, 2025 02:48 PM (IXZGh)

464 427 Ok hordian gun nutz, which gun goes best with Melanias outfit? Something small enought to fit in a clutch bag, or something long strapped to her thigh?


Have at at.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 20, 2025 02:44 PM (OA79/)

Something subtle like poison lipstick.

Posted by: Just Lily at January 20, 2025 02:48 PM (RLLZj)

465 >I'm skeptical about wind power but the only people who complain about offshore wind are rich coastal liberals.
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Ted Kennedy killed an offshore wind project because the turbines would have been visible from the Kennedy 'compound'

Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 02:48 PM (AOsQT)

466 Is this what they mean by 'shadenboner?'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 20, 2025 02:48 PM (IXZGh)

467 Currently -2 F with the windchill of -15 F here in western South Dakota.
Posted by: Archer at January 20, 2025 02:45 PM (IDphi)
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8 degrees, -9 with wind chill. The furnace has being going almost without stop. I decided to make soup for lunch, and bake some rolls to warm the place. Cookies later this afternoon and pasties (Yooper food, not lingerie) for dinner, again baked in the oven.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2025 02:48 PM (ZOv7s)

468 Unvaxxed Ranger,
I thought you were talking about troons first instead of windmills.

Posted by: whig's phone at January 20, 2025 02:48 PM (ctrM5)

469 How many Californians does take change a light bulb?

Twenty one. One to change it and twenty to share the experience.
Posted by: Thanatopsis


What did Californians use for light before candles?

Electricity.

Posted by: mikeski at January 20, 2025 02:48 PM (DgGvY)

470 425 357
'See? Germans can be funny.'

'Once the rockets go up, who cares vhere they komm down?
That's not my department, says Wernher Von Braun.'
Posted by: Dr. Claw

Tom Lehrer is Jew, so Germans *used* to can be funny. Something happened a few years back and they are not so funny anymore.

Posted by: Gentlemen, assemble! at January 20, 2025 02:48 PM (HcwxM)

471
*strapped to her thigh*

Wait. Wut?

Posted by: Hordemind at January 20, 2025 02:49 PM (dg+HA)

472 There's no jeff cuck sessions. No rex tillerson. No Russia Hoax. No Prince Reebus the loser. No Mark Meadows. No Esper fag. No Comey. No Wray.

***************************

People rag on Trump for this, but at the time I thought these were awesome picks (sans Comey who I always beleives was a fuckhole). I had no idea how deep the rot and RINOism was, and was shocked at the SPEED at which these people betrayed and backstabbed Trump

I even thought Pence was a good pick

But now I am here, sadder but wiser

well sadder at least

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Mighty Fondler of MAGAshambas at January 20, 2025 02:49 PM (HYKHz)

473 Ivanka had a super cut green outfit with matching beret. I loved that too.
Posted by: Just Lily


And if it was warm I hope she wouldn't wear much more...

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 20, 2025 02:49 PM (NMT5x)

474 The epic wind turbine rant was on Landman.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 20, 2025 02:49 PM (JdxE1)

475 I thought you were talking about troons first instead of windmills.

******

LOL it did sound like that

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Mighty Fondler of MAGAshambas at January 20, 2025 02:49 PM (HYKHz)

476 406 Are they saying what the EO's pertain to?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2025 02:41 PM
***
Formal cabinet level nominations
47 subcabinet level appointments
31 acting designation appointments
Commission Chairs acting Chairs
Proclamation that flags must be flown at full staff for inauguration days going forward.

Posted by: TRex at January 20, 2025 02:49 PM (IQ6Gq)

477 A suppressed Mossad .22 semi-auto used for close quarters wet work.
Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 02:48 PM (aBgBM)
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Beretta Jetfire. Tip-up, .25 ACP so more reliable than rimfire.

Bond's original canonical weapon was a Beretta 419 in .25.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2025 02:49 PM (ZOv7s)

478 >Ok hordian gun nutz, which gun goes best with Melanias outfit? Something small enought to fit in a clutch bag, or something long strapped to her thigh?


Walther PPK in a thigh rig

Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 02:49 PM (AOsQT)

479 That's hilarious. Everyone's being served wine while The Don gets Diet Coke in a can.
Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2025 02:37 PM (4Nep/)


Pres. Trump abstains from alcoholic beverages. His older brother died young due to alcoholism.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 20, 2025 02:49 PM (pJWtt)

480 >>> 443 405 They just took Milley's portrait down in the Pentagon. It was unveiled 10 days ago. Lol.
Posted by: Piper at January 20, 2025 02:41 PM (p4NUW)
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Bwahahaha!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2025 02:45 PM (kpS4V)

Where did they put it? It ought to go up Milley's ass.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2025 02:49 PM (NtUSo)

481 Looks like Nancy Pelosi didn’t get a pardon. That’s a shame.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 20, 2025 02:50 PM (u73oe)

482 Getting killed by the vibrations of wind turbines

flicker from rotating blades causes stress in animals and hampers milk production in cows, amongst other consequences

Posted by: brak at January 20, 2025 02:50 PM (jGJov)

483 I need to go over to the Bulwark YT page and see how badly they are taking all this.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 20, 2025 02:50 PM (aD39U)

484 432 How many Californians does take change a light bulb?

Twenty one. One to change it and twenty to share the experience.
Posted by: Thanatopsis at January 20, 2025 02:44 PM (GYt5+)

Grooovy, man.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2025 02:50 PM (QGaXH)

485 TRex, thank you.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2025 02:51 PM (oT+t6)

486 Congratulations on getting first sponge!🧨

Posted by: lin-duh at January 20, 2025 02:51 PM (VCgbV)

487 405 They just took Milley’s portrait down in the Pentagon. It was unveiled 10 days ago. Lol.
====
I want a Steve Inman video about it getting tossed into the Pentagon dumpster & compacted with the other trash.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at January 20, 2025 02:51 PM (XjTSo)

488 Ivanka had a super cut green outfit with matching beret. I loved that too.
Posted by: Just Lily



The left is already trying to cancel the designer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 20, 2025 02:51 PM (IXZGh)

489 This no hand on the Bible thing is blowing up.

No one is more obsessed with optics and details than Donald Trump. If you accept that, then he did it knowingly. Why? What is he drawing our attention to?

Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2025 02:36 PM (OkFiN)

maybe it was his way of saying so help me..me. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2025 02:51 PM (VwHCD)

490 They removed the picture of disgraced M milley at the pentagon.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 20, 2025 02:51 PM (Y6IkP)

491 Ha. Badly.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 20, 2025 02:52 PM (aD39U)

492 Walther PPK in a thigh rig
Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 02:49 PM (AOsQT)
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In .32 ACP

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2025 02:52 PM (ZOv7s)

493 6 Congratulations on getting first sponge!🧨

Posted by: lin-duh at January 20, 2025 02:51 PM (VCgbV)



#Winning!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 20, 2025 02:52 PM (IXZGh)

494 427 Ok hordian gun nutz, which gun goes best with Melanias outfit? Something small enought to fit in a clutch bag, or something long strapped to her thigh?

I was thinking a double stacked 1911, gold plated. She looks to be tired of the sh*t Washington DC has put her family through - so something chambered in God's caliber fits.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2025 02:52 PM (N39Ws)

495 @bennyjohnson
🚨BREAKING: There is currently a guillotine set up at an Anti-Trump protest outside the Capitol

Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 02:52 PM (AOsQT)

496 Now I have a mental picture of Melania, hat and all, going into the Hoover building with a 45 cal Tommy gun, with Barron carrying a haversack of spare magazines.

And there were no FBI survivors.

A man can dream, right?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2025 02:52 PM (u82oZ)

497 >>> 482
==
flicker from rotating blades causes stress in animals and hampers milk production in cows, amongst other consequences
Posted by: brak at January 20, 2025 02:50 PM (jGJov)

... and the JEF admin crammed a shitload of those crappy things into OK and TX. Huh.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2025 02:52 PM (NtUSo)

498 Pres. Trump abstains from alcoholic beverages. His older brother died young due to alcoholism.

*******************************

Trump finally told the story in a podcast about that

His older brother was going into a suicidal death spiral, but the one wise thing he told the donald during all that was not to drink or he would end up like him

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Mighty Fondler of MAGAshambas at January 20, 2025 02:52 PM (HYKHz)

499 411 CRT, your comments about a law limiting number of revocations of executive orders does not seem to exist.

Its possible I misunderstood or the law has been changed, I am going on a distant memory from around 2001.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 02:42 PM (2VST1)

I'm only aware of the Orange Man President Principle... that says some EOs can't be rescinded or changed if Trump wants it.

Posted by: Inogame at January 20, 2025 02:52 PM (53oGX)

500 Morons prolly appreciate this

https://x.com/MeghansMole/status/
1881396737832829371

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 20, 2025 02:52 PM (OTdqV)

501 Wind and solar would disappear without the subsidies.

Oregon has a deal where if you install solar panels on you roof, you get a subsidy and tax breaks. My brother Joel really wanted to do it but its not a great idea. The cells only last around 10 years, and they damage your roof when installed. Its expensive to get rid of them. They don't actually give you that much power, especially here in Oregon. It just was a bad deal.

Without those subsidies etc, definitely solar would die out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 02:52 PM (2VST1)

502 Ivanka had a super cut green outfit with matching beret. I loved that too.
Posted by: Just Lily



The left is already trying to cancel the designer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 20, 2025 02:51 PM (IXZGh)

For makng her look like a french art dealer, or designing it outright?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2025 02:53 PM (VwHCD)

503 Designating the Central/South American drug cartels as "International Terrorist" organizations is a paradigm shift. No longer law enforcement, it's military. I suspect life-expectancy is going to be short for a bunch of them.
---
They have operated with impunity visiting their evils upon people who own nothing more dangerous than a kitchen knife.
Cowards, weaklings, evil.
They've never fought men on equal footing.

Now they will.
They won't like it very much.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 20, 2025 02:53 PM (I9fAe)

504 They removed the picture of disgraced M milley at the pentagon.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 20, 2025 02:51 PM (Y6IkP)
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That dude's suffering is just beginning. I almost feel sorry for him. Should he repent, I will feel sorry for him.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2025 02:53 PM (ZOv7s)

505 456
'Beautiful day here in Orange County. Might hit 70.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan'

Gavin Newsom is your governor.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 20, 2025 02:53 PM (3wi/L)

506 >>> 495 @bennyjohnson
🚨BREAKING: There is currently a guillotine set up at an Anti-Trump protest outside the Capitol
Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 02:52 PM (AOsQT)

Oh look, the Eff.Bee.EYE is playing with their Tinker Toys again.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2025 02:53 PM (NtUSo)

507 People who have no idea of their assigned sex at birth shouldn't be in charge of anything

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2025 02:53 PM (fwDg9)

508 490 They removed the picture of disgraced M milley at the pentagon.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 20, 2025 02:51 PM (Y6IkP)

Took it out to the parking lot where people can p*ss on it?
Drop it off at one of the drug infested streets for them to use it as TP?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2025 02:53 PM (N39Ws)

509 For makng her look like a french art dealer, or designing it outright?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2025 02:53 PM (VwHCD)



Designing something for her to wear, I guess.

They're f*cking insane, so......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 20, 2025 02:54 PM (IXZGh)

510 I should add, I don't think he will repent.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2025 02:54 PM (ZOv7s)

511 A silver plated, ivory handle.32 automatic.
Allows her to be lethal and still accessorize.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2025 02:54 PM (W/lyH)

512 Add to it that the solar panels and windmills (iirc) are made in Chyna.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2025 02:54 PM (Hkcdp)

513 292 Bezo fiancé brought the boobies. America is great again!
Posted by: Diddly Squat at January 20, 2025 02:28 PM (iayqU)

********

The way Zuckerberg was checking her bolt-ons out, I'd say it is safe to say that Zuck's wife knows what she's getting for her anniversary gift.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 20, 2025 02:54 PM (qDfCj)

514 Beautiful day here in Orange County. Might hit 70.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan'


---

The fires make it warmer there.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 20, 2025 02:54 PM (Mmf4/)

515 @bennyjohnson
🚨BREAKING: There is currently a guillotine set up at an Anti-Trump protest outside the Capitol
Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 02:52 PM (AOsQT)



This seems......threatening.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 20, 2025 02:54 PM (IXZGh)

516 481 Looks like Nancy Pelosi didn’t get a pardon. That’s a shame.
--------
The potato isn't so far gone that he didn't remember to properly square accounts with certain people. Or maybe Dr. Jill was being "helpful" again.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at January 20, 2025 02:54 PM (XjTSo)

517 507 People who have no idea of their assigned sex at birth shouldn't be in charge of anything
Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2025 02:53 PM (fwDg9)

Here's the thing. Sex isn't assigned at birth. It is assigned a conception.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2025 02:54 PM (N39Ws)

518 Milley is going to be a swirling turd in the annals (or anul either will work) of American History.

His Wikipedia page will only say: Traitor.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 20, 2025 02:54 PM (PMtkd)

519 Don Black

How convenient. A guillotine, all ready to go.

I have a list, of people who will not be missed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2025 02:54 PM (u82oZ)

520
Elon is speaking now.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 02:54 PM (wZO0u)

521 @libsoftiktok
The port of entry in El Paso, TX was closed today:

"Unauthorized entry beyond this point will result in arrest, prosecution"

It's happening
---

that big eagle out front shoulda told ya

Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 02:54 PM (AOsQT)

522 It will be wonderful walking into work tomorrow and seeing PDT's picture in the front entrance and not the gangster potatoes.

Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2025 02:54 PM (FGQ5G)

523 495 @bennyjohnson
🚨BREAKING: There is currently a guillotine set up at an Anti-Trump protest outside the Capitol
Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 02:52 PM (AOsQT)

the picture is actually quite comical - it's the saddest little 10 person "protest" I've ever seen.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2025 02:55 PM (wyMQY)

524
Elon is pumped up!

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 02:55 PM (wZO0u)

525 Took it out to the parking lot where people can p*ss on it?
Drop it off at one of the drug infested streets for them to use it as TP?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2025 02:53 PM (N39Ws)
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They're going to run decals based on it, and place them in all the urinals.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2025 02:55 PM (ZOv7s)

526 Musk rocking the arena !

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 02:55 PM (g47mK)

527 443 405 They just took Milley's portrait down in the Pentagon. It was unveiled 10 days ago. Lol.
Posted by: Piper at January 20, 2025 02:41 PM (p4NUW)
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Bwahahaha!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2025 02:45 PM (kpS4V)


More good news! The Trump and Vance Official portraits will be hung in the HQ buildings of all Federal departments, agencies, administrations, and the HQ buildings and offices of each of their many field offices and installations! Replacing those of the Smiling Senile Idiot and Knee Pads.

Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 02:55 PM (aBgBM)

528 Ok hordian gun nutz, which gun goes best with Melanias outfit? Something small enought to fit in a clutch bag, or something long strapped to her thigh?

I was thinking a double stacked 1911, gold plated. She looks to be tired of the sh*t Washington DC has put her family through - so something chambered in God's caliber fits.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2025 02:52 PM (N39Ws)

1921 Thompson, the fast one.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2025 02:55 PM (VwHCD)

529 Kamala Harris.November 4th:

I already told my husband: On January 20, 2025, he will sleep with the next president of the United States.

Prepare yourself, Doug!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 20, 2025 02:55 PM (uxCna)

530 He didn't do anything. Go back and look at the video. He stood up and was waiting for Melania, who was holding the bibles, to stand next to him. Before she got there Roberts started delivering the oath.

Roberts was the one who jumped the gun.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2025 02:43 PM (LkLld)


I dislike Roberts but I assume he was trying to make sure it happened at the Constitutionally mandated time.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 20, 2025 02:55 PM (ExV1e)

531
Elon might be a little high.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 02:55 PM (wZO0u)

532 472
'I even thought Pence was a good pick

But now I am here, sadder but wiser'

He was good on paper. He just didn't have what it took to stand up to the democrat onslaught.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 20, 2025 02:55 PM (3wi/L)

533 515 @bennyjohnson
🚨BREAKING: There is currently a guillotine set up at an Anti-Trump protest outside the Capitol
Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 02:52 PM (AOsQT)


This seems......threatening.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 20, 2025 02:54 PM (IXZGh)

Huh. And the pardonned J6 committee members were all tore up over gallows that were magically assembled.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2025 02:55 PM (N39Ws)

534 Elon is speaking on Newsmax at Capital 1 arena

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2025 02:56 PM (fwDg9)

535 Musk going hyper at Cap One Arena

Posted by: Archer at January 20, 2025 02:56 PM (IDphi)

536 Without those subsidies etc, definitely solar would die out.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 02:52 PM (2VST1)

Portable solar does great without subsidies. Couple little folks out panels, a little better pack power supply you can run a garden shed or greenhouse or tools out of the back of your truck. That's where the future lies for solar. Big dumb Phaneuf bolted to your house are not likely to survive much longer.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2025 02:56 PM (+iIV1)

537 Ben Had and Gref, A number of EOs continue from president to president but have to be renewed when a new president is inaugurated. Sometimes these are tweaked by the new prezzie, etc. It gets complicated because there are presidential proclamations that affect average citizens such as sanctions on people or countries that trigger provisions in existing law.

Then there are executive orders which address workers in the executive departments, some are via presidential constitutional powers, some from statutes, and some via a presidential authority as boss of the executive dept.

Posted by: whig's phone at January 20, 2025 02:56 PM (ctrM5)

538 Ok hordian gun nutz, which gun goes best with Melanias outfit? Something small enought to fit in a clutch bag, or something long strapped to her thigh?

-
The outfit is kinda retro. I'd go with a Mauser C96 Broomhandle.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 20, 2025 02:56 PM (L/fGl)

539 I'm now imagining a whole bunch of guys like Apu celebrating. "Oh look, look, a dotter of Indeeah has risen so high now!! She is second ladee of thee USA today!!"

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at January 20, 2025 02:56 PM (XjTSo)

540 Uh-oh, that's going to get clipped!

Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2025 02:56 PM (1ilEC)

541 Milley is going to be a swirling turd in the annals (or anul either will work) of American History.

His Wikipedia page will only say: Traitor.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 20, 2025 02:54 PM (PMtkd)
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All the retired generals need to have their clearances reviewed. That will limit their employment.

The clearances are a gateway to a better life, and that is not what they are supposed to be. It's functional, not a grant of nobility.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2025 02:56 PM (ZOv7s)

542 The way Zuckerberg was checking her bolt-ons out, I'd say it is safe to say that Zuck's wife knows what she's getting for her anniversary gift.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 20, 2025 02:54 PM


I am programed in multiple techniques. A broad variety of pleasuring.

Posted by: Mark Zuckerberg at January 20, 2025 02:56 PM (iXQIy)

543 427 Ok hordian gun nutz, which gun goes best with Melanias outfit? Something small enought to fit in a clutch bag, or something long strapped to her thigh?


Have at at.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 20, 2025 02:44 PM (OA79/)

Something subtle like poison lipstick.

Posted by: Just Lily at January 20, 2025 02:48 PM (RLLZj)


Hat pin, for up close and personal.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 20, 2025 02:56 PM (pJWtt)

544 Elon going nuts at the podium. That's one happy space daddy.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at January 20, 2025 02:57 PM (g8Ew8)

545 Ok hordian gun nutz, which gun goes best with Melanias outfit? Something small enought to fit in a clutch bag, or something long strapped to her thigh?

I was thinking a double stacked 1911, gold plated. She looks to be tired of the sh*t Washington DC has put her family through - so something chambered in God's caliber fits.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed



H&K USP 9mm Compact.
Slim. Black. Concealable.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2025 02:57 PM (/SCNx)

546 They also need to take down Lloyd Austin's picture. That POS was worthless.

I know someone who was at the Pentagon with a group of people (all in the military) and he walked up to them and said "Do you know who I am."

He's one of THOSE guys.

They did but just stood at attention quietly.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 20, 2025 02:57 PM (PMtkd)

547 A thigh rig is IMO like an ankle holster...good for a BUG, some something smallish. I'd say no more than a Glock 30.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 20, 2025 02:57 PM (Mmf4/)

548 @bennyjohnson
🚨BREAKING: There is currently a guillotine set up at an Anti-Trump protest outside the Capitol
Posted by: Don Black

the picture is actually quite comical - it's the saddest little 10 person "protest" I've ever seen.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Well, at least they're set up to demonstrate the real definition of "decimated." Who's the lucky winner?

Posted by: mikeski at January 20, 2025 02:57 PM (DgGvY)

549 Wow. Wow, phone.

I think that's the most you've ever up-fucked one of my posts.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2025 02:57 PM (+iIV1)

550 small crowd of protestors due to the bitter cold

What? this is literally and figuratively hitler and youre letting a little uncomfortable weather keep you from protesting??

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Mighty Fondler of MAGAshambas at January 20, 2025 02:57 PM (HYKHz)

551
Yeah, Elon is baked.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 02:57 PM (wZO0u)

552 Elon is so authentically dorky, it's great.

Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2025 02:57 PM (1ilEC)

553 BNO News Live @BNODesk 1h
Migrants at the U.S.-Mexico border in tears after learning that their CBP appointment was canceled by the Trump administration

https://tinyurl.com/3hdwnup3
32 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 20, 2025 02:57 PM (5LoD7)

554 Why doesn't Musk have a better looking haircut?

Posted by: Maybe I shouldn't ask, but at January 20, 2025 02:57 PM (dg+HA)

555 Here's a snack for everyone:

@Breaking911
42m
WATCH: Migrants waiting in Mexico learn the CBP One app has gone dark and their appointments canceled

https://x.com/Breaking911/status/1881415589706817789
Posted by: Dr. T



I mean, they knew since Nov. 5th that it would be stupid to make the trip. FAFO

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 20, 2025 02:57 PM (NMT5x)

556 They just took Milley's portrait down in the Pentagon. It was unveiled 10 days ago. Lol.
Posted by: Piper at January 20, 2025 02:41 PM (p4NUW)
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That son of a bitch. I don't know any officer who hasn't made mistakes, but this asshat crapped all over the honor of being an Army Officer.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2025 02:57 PM (W/lyH)

557 I hope we see more Flaming Skulls today.

Posted by: Diddly Squat at January 20, 2025 02:58 PM (iayqU)

558 Step one: keep new ones out
Step two: throw the ones already here out

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2025 02:58 PM (KQk9m)

559 Ok hordian gun nutz, which gun goes best with Melanias outfit? Something small enought to fit in a clutch bag, or something long strapped to her thigh?


Colt .25

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 20, 2025 02:58 PM (aD39U)

560 Elon Musk retweeted
Kaizen D. Asiedu
@thatsKAIZEN
1h
Trump said we’re going to Mars.

He said God.

He said there are two genders.

He said merit.

He said we will defeat our enemies.

He said we’re getting our money from countries who owe us.

America is back.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 02:58 PM (VnUSN)

561 It's a New Era's Day

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 02:58 PM (nwgUR)

562 508
'Took it out to the parking lot where people can p*ss on it?'

Target practice at the range.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 20, 2025 02:58 PM (3wi/L)

563 The clearances are a gateway to a better life, and that is not what they are supposed to be. It's functional, not a grant of nobility.

The lawyer for many of the Fifty-One Traitors announced on X that taking away their security clearances was a violation of their First Amendment rights.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 20, 2025 02:58 PM (uxCna)

564 BNO News Live @BNODesk 1h
CBP One, an app that facilitated the entry of nearly 1 million asylum seekers into the U.S., has been shut down by the Trump administration

https://tinyurl.com/ymchv8ec
app screencap

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 20, 2025 02:58 PM (5LoD7)

565 whig, thank you
Sounds like they have to get the administrative stuff out of the way first.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2025 02:59 PM (oT+t6)

566
Kash Patel is up now.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 02:59 PM (wZO0u)

567 Elon is a goober

but dammit, he's OUR goober!

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Mighty Fondler of MAGAshambas at January 20, 2025 02:59 PM (HYKHz)

568 I know! That gun Steve McQueen used in his western tv show

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 20, 2025 02:59 PM (NQtI0)

569 Giddiness and Despair permeates the land…

Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2025 02:59 PM (PCK5/)

570 All the retired generals need to have their clearances reviewed. That will limit their employment.

The clearances are a gateway to a better life, and that is not what they are supposed to be. It's functional, not a grant of nobility.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2025 02:56 PM (ZOv7s)

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No need to review they need to be revoked. That's a privilege that needs to stop NOW. It's 100% against America's own interests, especially financially.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 20, 2025 02:59 PM (PMtkd)

571 I'm getting microphone chatter over my speakers from the inauguration and it's not on a tab. I can't find it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 02:59 PM (nwgUR)

572 I suspect Elon needs something to be able to speak in public

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2025 02:59 PM (KQk9m)

573 BREAKING: There is currently a guillotine set up at an Anti-Trump protest outside the Capitol
Posted by: Don Black


Dayum. Lose one election as a leftist and the crowd is calling for blood.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2025 02:59 PM (/SCNx)

574 505 despite Newsome, Orange County CA is largely conservative and pro-Trump.

Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2025 02:59 PM (FGQ5G)

575 Kash Patel. The hits just keep on coming.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2025 02:59 PM (dg+HA)

576 Elon's speaking now.

He's always fun to listen to.

"We're gonna make the future good"

Yes!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 20, 2025 02:59 PM (iJfKG)

577 Kash Patel comes out to "Enter Sandman"

What is he saying?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 20, 2025 03:00 PM (I9fAe)

578 568 Mares Laig

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2025 03:00 PM (KQk9m)

579 Enter Kashman

Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2025 03:00 PM (xjAvD)

580 Musk has what, like 2 dozen kids???

Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2025 03:00 PM (PCK5/)

581 C-SPAN 2 , yes I know, but it has no commentary.

Posted by: Archer at January 20, 2025 03:00 PM (IDphi)

582 People who have no idea of their assigned sex at birth shouldn't be in charge of anything
Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2025 02:53 PM (fwDg9)

No wait a doggone minute...

Posted by: I-95 Truck Stop Glory Hole at January 20, 2025 03:00 PM (R/m4+)

583 andycanuck

Let them sue. And pay their expensive lawyers. Then lose the suit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2025 03:00 PM (u82oZ)

584 HOLY SHIT

Kash Patel is AFRICAN????

I always thought he was Irish

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Mighty Fondler of MAGAshambas at January 20, 2025 03:00 PM (HYKHz)

585 Gunther Eagleman™
@GuntherEagleman
They rightly took down the Milley portrait.

He’s a traitor and shouldn’t be honored in anyway.

https://tinyurl.com/3asjvxx6

Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2025 03:01 PM (NpAcC)

586 Looks like Biden should have issued a wide ranging pardon to protect any leftist bureaucrats from being fired for insubordinations or incompetencies past or future.

Mustve run out of time.

Posted by: red speck at January 20, 2025 03:01 PM (0Id0S)

587 Musk has what, like 2 dozen kids???
Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2025 03:00 PM (PCK5/)



Not all will survive the Mars environment.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 20, 2025 03:01 PM (aD39U)

588 Kash Patel is killing it !

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 03:01 PM (g47mK)

589 The lawyer for many of the Fifty-One Traitors announced on X that taking away their security clearances was a violation of their First Amendment rights.

BTW, I noticed that none of the Fifty-One Traitors received a pardon, and neither did Tony Blinken, who was the guy who did the organization for the letter that the Fifty-One Traitors signed.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 20, 2025 03:01 PM (uxCna)

590 538 Ok hordian gun nutz, which gun goes best with Melanias outfit? Something small enought to fit in a clutch bag, or something long strapped to her thigh?
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The outfit is kinda retro. I'd go with a Mauser C96 Broomhandle.
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Trump is pro-American industry and is always ready to give new idea or innovation a chance. So Melania should be toting the new 5.7mm Kel-Tec automatic in a slim thigh holster reached by a cleverly hidden seam pocket. It loads 20 rounds so there's no need for immediate reloads.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at January 20, 2025 03:01 PM (XjTSo)

591 Recall Milley to active service. Station him in a weather station above the Arctic Circle.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2025 03:01 PM (YqDXo)

592 Anyone have a link to the ongoing festivities? CSPAN's live stream cut back to coverage.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 03:01 PM (L5WFg)

593 Let them sue. And pay their expensive lawyers. Then lose the suit.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2025 03:00 PM (u82oZ)
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My thoughts as well. Burn up your savings, because it's already settled law. The president is the highest authority, and he can delegate whoever he wants.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2025 03:01 PM (ZOv7s)

594 Kash Patel comes out to "Enter Sandman"

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Make America Metal Again

Posted by: Josephistan at January 20, 2025 03:02 PM (9XPe8)

595 The lawyer for many of the Fifty-One Traitors announced on X that taking away their security clearances was a violation of their First Amendment rights.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 20, 2025 02:58 PM (uxCna)


Nope, their security clearances are "suspended." Just like anybody else that is not actively working on classified material. Security clearances are issued on the basis of Need To Know.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 20, 2025 03:02 PM (pJWtt)

596 " ... pretty sure I heard him say exactly that.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 20, 2025 02:27 PM (uX4GZ)

That dude was awesome.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2025 02:29 PM (VwHCD) "

He truly was! and I shouted those words along with him!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 20, 2025 03:02 PM (uX4GZ)

597 580 Musk has what, like 2 dozen kids???
Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2025 03:00 PM (PCK5/)

He sprinkles his DNA like his latest starship sprinkled itself all over the horizon.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2025 03:02 PM (N39Ws)

598 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts
🚨#BREAKING: Police in riot gear have now shut down the Port of Entry in El Paso as President Trump reinstates the Remain in Mexico policy
📌#ElPaso | #Texas
Currently law enforcement in full riot gear announces the shutdown and closure of the port of entry in El Paso, Texas, to the public, citing heightened security measures. This significant move comes as the 47th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump, reinstates the controversial 'Remain in Mexico' policy, a hallmark of his earlier immigration agenda. Alongside this decision, the administration cancels millions of scheduled CBP appointments, leaving countless migrants and asylum seekers in limbo.

https://tinyurl.com/4t2f93dy
35 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 20, 2025 03:02 PM (5LoD7)

599 No one has a "right" to a security clearance under the 1st amendment. Good luck arguing that in court idiots.

Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2025 03:03 PM (FGQ5G)

600 The lawyer for many of the Fifty-One Traitors announced on X that taking away their security clearances was a violation of their First Amendment rights.


No.
It is not.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2025 03:03 PM (W/lyH)

601 BTW, I noticed that none of the Fifty-One Traitors received a pardon, and neither did Tony Blinken, who was the guy who did the organization for the letter that the Fifty-One Traitors signed.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 20, 2025 03:01 PM (uxCna)
_________________

I didn't see that Garland received a pardon either. Oopsie.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2025 03:03 PM (YqDXo)

602 The lawyer for many of the Fifty-One Traitors announced on X that taking away their security clearances was a violation of their First Amendment rights.
_____

Shoot, I don't have a security clearance. My free speech rights are being violated!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 20, 2025 03:03 PM (fs1hN)

603 464 427 Ok hordian gun nutz, which gun goes best with Melanias outfit? Something small enought to fit in a clutch bag, or something long strapped to her thigh?


Have at at.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 20, 2025 02:44 PM (OA79/)

Something subtle like poison lipstick.

Posted by: Just Lily at January 20, 2025 02:48 PM (RLLZj)


For the win.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 20, 2025 03:03 PM (OA79/)

604 The lawyer for many of the Fifty-One Traitors announced on X that taking away their security clearances was a violation of their First Amendment rights.

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To lie, cheat, and steal!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 20, 2025 03:03 PM (L/fGl)

605 Hey, Kash is pretty good.

Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2025 03:03 PM (4Nep/)

606 Rated T for Trumpian

Posted by: National Schadenboner Ratings Association at January 20, 2025 03:03 PM (ybSPO)

607 Ok, gonna go celebrate the day with a La Aurora Preferidos 1903 and some Patron extra anejo.

Because why the hell not?

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 20, 2025 03:03 PM (cBhy9)

608 553
'Migrants at the U.S.-Mexico border in tears after learning that their CBP appointment was canceled by the Trump'

You couldn't cross the border last month?
What did you think was going to happen, you dum-dums?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 20, 2025 03:04 PM (3wi/L)

609 tubal

Elon has fathered 12 kids. That we know of.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2025 03:04 PM (u82oZ)

610 576 Elon's speaking now.

He's always fun to listen to.

"We're gonna make the future good"

Yes!!!
Posted by: naturalfake
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Link Please

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 03:04 PM (nwgUR)

611 A review board needs to determine if Milley's actions were appropriate to his rank. Bust him to Lt. Colonel.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2025 03:04 PM (ZOv7s)

612 Nope, their security clearances are "suspended." Just like anybody else that is not actively working on classified material. Security clearances are issued on the basis of Need To Know.

Nope - all of the Fifty-One Traitors still had active security clearances, which they relied upon to get consulting work.

Only the proles get their security clearances suspended when they stop working on classified stuff.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 20, 2025 03:04 PM (uxCna)

613 27 The official also said Trump will fully reform the federal bureaucracy by reestablishing presidential control over the career federal workforce and make clear to federal workers that they can be removed from posts for failing to comply with executive directives

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Somewhere, Lefty Federal judges are poring over law books and regulations, "Looking for a loophole."

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the President for America at January 20, 2025 03:04 PM (1relU)

614 464 427 Ok hordian gun nutz, which gun goes best with Melanias outfit? Something small enought to fit in a clutch bag, or something long strapped to her thigh?


Have at at.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 20, 2025 02:44 PM (OA79/)

Something subtle like poison lipstick.

Posted by: Just Lily at January 20, 2025 02:48 PM (RLLZj)


It's highly effective, too!

Posted by: Saffron, aka Our Mrs. Reynolds at January 20, 2025 03:04 PM (Aqu9a)

615 Alongside this decision, the administration cancels millions of scheduled CBP appointments, leaving countless migrants and asylum seekers in limbo.
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In limbo? They can always go home.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 20, 2025 03:04 PM (fs1hN)

616 >>
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2025 02:29 PM (W5ArC)

Ahh, thank you. Money can't buy taste.

I've joked she needs to lock his money down, now. If Jill Biden or Meghan Markel are ever freed from their husbands, they will go after Bezos. They have no shame.

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2025 03:05 PM (gWBY1)

617 Don't know about Milley, but at least Vindman will be able to keep his recognition.

There is a row of porta potties at the Kiev borscht cook off competition. It's called the Vind-a-loo.

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 20, 2025 03:05 PM (NMT5x)

618 Are we going to get the usual Bunch of Sore Losers(Liberals)marching down the street claiming the Election was Stolen?! Just like Ben & Jerry and this THIS IS STOLEN LAND fiasco that backfired on them

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 20, 2025 03:05 PM (FLiOE)

619 A review board needs to determine if Milley's actions were appropriate to his rank. Bust him to Lt. Colonel.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2025 03:04 PM

Fuck that. PFC.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2025 03:05 PM (4p0Xq)

620 🚨BREAKING: There is currently a guillotine set up at an Anti-Trump protest outside the Capitol
Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 02:52 PM (AOsQT)

the picture is actually quite comical - it's the saddest little 10 person "protest" I've ever seen.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2025 02:55 PM (wyMQY)


Facial scans and throw them in the link for three days.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 20, 2025 03:05 PM (OA79/)

621 LMAO.. security clearance is a first amendment right!? Pull the other one. Terminate, with extreme prejudice

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 20, 2025 03:05 PM (/6GbT)

622 Finally put all the Christmas stuff away and put up some red, white, and blue for today.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 20, 2025 03:06 PM (lUFok)

623 614 464 427 Ok hordian gun nutz, which gun goes best with Melanias outfit? Something small enought to fit in a clutch bag, or something long strapped to her thigh?
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mini derringer in the crown

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 03:06 PM (nwgUR)

624 In limbo? They can always go home.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 20, 2025 03:04 PM (fs1hN)
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I think it's pretty clear they are going to be deported, and they should realize that. I'm looking forward into the various "charities" getting cleaned out as well.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2025 03:06 PM (ZOv7s)

625 Biden's going back to Disneyland where he can retake his place among the other malfunctioning bots in the Hall of Presidents.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2025 03:06 PM (kpS4V)

626 >592 Anyone have a link to the ongoing festivities? CSPAN's live stream cut back to coverage.

https://tinyurl.com/2tff8nnn

Posted by: Scarymary at January 20, 2025 03:06 PM (whIlM)

627 Somewhere, Lefty Federal judges are poring over law books and regulations, "Looking for a loophole."

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the President for America at January 20, 2025 03:04 PM (1relU)

=====

"Save us, Hawaiian Judge. You're our only hope. "

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 20, 2025 03:06 PM (Jv+5B)

628 Colt Derringer.
Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2025 02:47 PM (iu4Pw)

Nickel plated, with ivory grips.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2025 03:06 PM (8zz6B)

629 Something subtle like poison lipstick.

Posted by: Just Lily at January 20, 2025 02:48 PM (RLLZj)


Lipstick at one end
Stiletto at the other.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2025 03:07 PM (W/lyH)

630
So the Ball is tonight, and you can all rest assured Melania will NOT have her Phillip Marlowe hat on.

Maybe she wanted to save her special hair-do for tonight and treat us to a big reveal.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 03:07 PM (wZO0u)

631 I may start flying the flag again… never stopped flying my state one..

Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2025 03:07 PM (PCK5/)

632 597, and here's hoping that whatever he's got can be passed on that way, because the world needs way more of it!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 20, 2025 03:07 PM (uX4GZ)

633 HOLY SHIT

Kash Patel is AFRICAN????

I always thought he was Irish
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Mighty Fondler of MAGAshambas

Have you seen the Welsh man?

https://is.gd/odVHzH

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 20, 2025 03:07 PM (L/fGl)

634 545 Ok hordian gun nutz, which gun goes best with Melanias outfit? Something small enought to fit in a clutch bag, or something long strapped to her thigh?

I was thinking a double stacked 1911, gold plated. She looks to be tired of the sh*t Washington DC has put her family through - so something chambered in God's caliber fits.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed



H&K USP 9mm Compact.
Slim. Black. Concealable.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2025 02:57 PM (/SCNx)

*********

Put me down for a Tommy Gun, with the round clip. Melania's look is a classic look so it deserves the classic gun.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 20, 2025 03:07 PM (qDfCj)

635 > Ok, gonna go celebrate the day with a La Aurora Preferidos 1903 and some Patron extra anejo.

Because why the hell not?

Posted by: WitchDoktor
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Proper!

Plasencia Alma Fuego and a couple Bourbons here. Outside. Where it's currently 14 degrees. But sunny.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 20, 2025 03:07 PM (Q4IgG)

636 I heard today on the BBC sirius xm 120 that Israel will consider ANNEXING the West Bank. Bye bye, criminals!

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at January 20, 2025 03:07 PM (QSrLX)

637 Hello, 'rons and 'ettes, and isn't it such a great afternoon?

I started off my show today with "YMCA", because I'm the program director that's why.

No other commentary on the air needed.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 20, 2025 03:07 PM (nBNUK)

638 Elon!

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 03:08 PM (mT+6a)

639 The lawyer for many of the Fifty-One Traitors announced on X that taking away their security clearances was a violation of their First Amendment rights.

Apparently he hasn't read the docs they signed to get those clearances.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 20, 2025 03:08 PM (lUFok)

640 WATCH: Migrants waiting in Mexico learn the CBP One app has gone dark and their appointments canceled

https://x.com/Breaking911/status/1881415589706817789
Posted by: Dr. T

Now I know what my spank material will be for the week.

Posted by: BorderHub at January 20, 2025 03:08 PM (ybSPO)

641 610 576 Elon's speaking now.

He's always fun to listen to.

"We're gonna make the future good"

Yes!!!
Posted by: naturalfake
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Link Please
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 03:04 PM (nwgUR)


FOX Now streaming.

Kash is on now.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 20, 2025 03:08 PM (iJfKG)

642 Bikers and Amish for Trump!

Posted by: Archer at January 20, 2025 03:08 PM (IDphi)

643 @bennyjohnson
🚨BREAKING: There is currently a guillotine set up at an Anti-Trump protest outside the Capitol
Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 02:52 PM (AOsQT)

Sooner or later there needs to be a serious wave of whoop ass delivered on these people.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 20, 2025 03:08 PM (iODuv)

644 626 >592 Anyone have a link to the ongoing festivities? CSPAN's live stream cut back to coverage.

https://tinyurl.com/2tff8nnn
Posted by: Scarymary at January 20, 2025 03:06 PM (whIlM)

Thank you!

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 03:08 PM (VnUSN)

645 574 505 despite Newsome, Orange County CA is largely conservative and pro-Trump.

Do they have a democrat congressman?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 20, 2025 03:08 PM (3wi/L)

646
7 degrees. Snow falls like dust. Frozen strawberry daiquiris. Life is perfect.

Posted by: Auspex at January 20, 2025 03:08 PM (j4U/Z)

647 I think it's pretty clear they are going to be deported, and they should realize that. I'm looking forward into the various "charities" getting cleaned out as well.
____

Catholic Charities should have significant job losses as the federal funding dries up. Prepare for the lamentations of certain bishops.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 20, 2025 03:08 PM (fs1hN)

648 Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie

See my post 496.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2025 03:08 PM (u82oZ)

649 Ok hordian gun nutz, which gun goes best with Melanias outfit? Something small enought to fit in a clutch bag, or something long strapped to her thigh?

I was thinking a double stacked 1911, gold plated. She looks to be tired of the sh*t Washington DC has put her family through - so something chambered in God's caliber fits.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed



H&K USP 9mm Compact.
Slim. Black. Concealable.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2025 02:57 PM (/SCNx)
_________

Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 20, 2025 03:08 PM (iFTx/)

650 It’s okay, Elon! Don’t worry about everyone calling you a dork. You remain my celebrity crush! 😂

Posted by: Piper at January 20, 2025 03:08 PM (pZEOD)

651 Fuck that. PFC.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2025 03:05 PM (4p0Xq)
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The review isn't punitive per se, which is how it would not be affected by a pardon. It is a question of performance, and they would review when he was last functioning at the correct grade. Lt. Colonel seems about right.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2025 03:08 PM (ZOv7s)

652 591 Recall Milley to active service. Station him in a weather station above the Arctic Circle.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2025 03:01 PM (YqDXo)

***********

Be sure to select an area that is full of flying bugs during the summer months. Alaska has a lot of places like this north of the Arctic Circle.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 20, 2025 03:09 PM (qDfCj)

653 Those that set up the guillotine should read the book of Ruth

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 20, 2025 03:09 PM (/6GbT)

654 Ok hordian gun nutz, which gun goes best with Melanias outfit? Something small enought to fit in a clutch bag, or something long strapped to her thigh?

Have at at.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 20, 2025 02:44 PM (OA79/)

——————-

S&W 44 Magnum with a six inch barrel.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 20, 2025 03:09 PM (u73oe)

655
Link to live stream:

https://is.gd/ujvEik

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 03:09 PM (wZO0u)

656 Portable solar does great without subsidies. Couple little folks out panels, a little better pack power supply you can run a garden shed or greenhouse or tools out of the back of your truck.

I agree. Wind and solar work well for farms too, farms have forever used windmills for a bit more power. A lot have solar panels on the barn to run the thing, especially dairies.

I'm not opposed to alternate energy, just the push to eliminate existing energy and to spend our tax dollars propping it up.

I say "our" tax dollars although I get Earned Income Tax Credit every year instead of paying. I have long had a dream of making enough money writing and illustrating to pay taxes, but it has not taken place so far. Seems unlikely in my lifetime.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 03:09 PM (2VST1)

657 50 I assume that the reason retired intelligence officials still have clearance after retirement is so that they can sell information to our enemies. I can't think why else they still have clearance. None of my employers ever let me keep my keys when I quit a job.
Posted by: huerfano at January 20, 2025 02:05 PM (DKIGo)

Main reason is to get lucrative jobs with contractors that require a clearance.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the President for America at January 20, 2025 03:09 PM (1relU)

658 Captain Whitebread

Respectfully doffs hat. Good to see you de-lurk.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2025 03:09 PM (u82oZ)

659 Reminder that there are 55 signers. 4 were anonymous, presumably because they are ,or were. active.

Posted by: Candidus at January 20, 2025 03:09 PM (L3C/U)

660 https://tinyurl.com/2tff8nnn
Posted by: Scarymary at January 20, 2025 03:06 PM (whIlM)
++++
Thank you

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 03:09 PM (L5WFg)

661 Melania? 4" L frame .357 magnum. Blue or stainless? She has designers.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at January 20, 2025 03:10 PM (QSrLX)

662 The lawyer for many of the Fifty-One Traitors announced on X that taking away their security clearances was a violation of their First Amendment rights.

Just how many of what drugs is this guy mainlining???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 03:10 PM (2VST1)

663 Catholic Charities should have significant job losses as the federal funding dries up. Prepare for the lamentations of certain bishops.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 20, 2025 03:08 PM (fs1hN)
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Francis just installed a pedo-compliant in the Diocese of DC to take on Trump. He thinks it's clever, but someone who covered up for pedos has zero moral authority and I expect Trump (and Vance) to call him out on that.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2025 03:10 PM (ZOv7s)

664 636 I heard today on the BBC sirius xm 120 that Israel will consider ANNEXING the West Bank. Bye bye, criminals!
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at January 20, 2025 03:07 PM (QSrLX)

To the victor goes the spoils. If/when it gets leaked out how the hostages were treated, especially the women, there should be zero argument for annexing the West Bank and the Gaza strip.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2025 03:10 PM (N39Ws)

665 That damn crazy Trump!

Jonathan Martin
@jmart
·
Follow
Now TV networks get to pretend like a newly inaugurated president riffing on his wife’s hat and how it is shaped so that the wind could elevate her up with (the former) Marine One is totally normal

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 20, 2025 03:10 PM (L/fGl)

666 Catholic Charities should have significant job losses as the federal funding dries up. Prepare for the lamentations of certain bishops.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 20, 2025 03:08 PM (fs1hN)

Beat bishops back!

Posted by: Make them cry at January 20, 2025 03:10 PM (ybSPO)

667
I love the enthusiasm so many of Trump's people have.

The last four years were doom and gloom.

Finally we have hope again.

Posted by: four seasons at January 20, 2025 03:10 PM (3ek7K)

668 So..... if a security clearance is a 1A Right, then every single American citizen and legal resident or even legal visitor is entitled to one and can sue for not having one?

...

That's a pretty darn big class action suit shaping up.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2025 03:11 PM (+iIV1)

669 650 It’s okay, Elon! Don’t worry about everyone calling you a dork. You remain my celebrity crush! 😂
Posted by: Piper at January


It's good to have the ULTIMATE NERD on our side. I love Elon!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 03:11 PM (mT+6a)

670 648 Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie

See my post 496.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2025 03:08 PM (u82oZ)

**********

*thumbs up*

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 20, 2025 03:11 PM (qDfCj)

671 Melania should pack a Whitney Wolverine, very elegant and pretty looking. Only .22 long but good enough for close work.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 03:11 PM (2VST1)

672 Melania? 4" L frame .357 magnum. Blue or stainless? She has designers.
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at January 20, 2025 03:10 PM (QSrLX)
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Steyr-Hahn. Old World look, hearkens back to the Austro-Hungarian Empire.

If you want something modern, CZ 50. Walther PP clone.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2025 03:11 PM (ZOv7s)

673 Put me down for a Tommy Gun, with the round clip. Melania's look is a classic look so it deserves the classic gun.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 20, 2025 03:07 PM (qDfCj)

Perfect.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at January 20, 2025 03:12 PM (g8Ew8)

674 597
'He sprinkles his DNA like his latest starship sprinkled itself all over the horizon.'

He's like Johnny Appleseed!
Except with...you know...
Yuck, never mind.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 20, 2025 03:12 PM (3wi/L)

675 I heard today on the BBC sirius xm 120 that Israel will consider ANNEXING the West Bank. Bye bye, criminals!
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at January 20, 2025 03:07 PM (QSrLX)


You mean The American Bank?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2025 03:12 PM (W/lyH)

676 Dan Scavino's looking pretty good in the live feed.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 03:13 PM (VnUSN)

677 Ok hordian gun nutz, which gun goes best with Melanias outfit? Something small enought to fit in a clutch bag, or something long strapped to her thigh?

I was thinking a double stacked 1911, gold plated. She looks to be tired of the sh*t Washington DC has put her family through - so something chambered in God's caliber fits.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


Gun? Knife. Scabbard.

Posted by: mrp at January 20, 2025 03:13 PM (rj6Yv)

678 Private Milley on the mop & bucket, Pvt Vindman on the floor buffer, Pvts McMaster and Mattis out picking up trash with the nail-on-the-end-of-a-stick, and so on and on and ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 20, 2025 03:13 PM (uX4GZ)

679 Diogenes

Trans Jordon.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2025 03:13 PM (u82oZ)

680 Catholic Charities should have significant job losses as the federal funding dries up.

Catholic Charities and Lutheran Family Services (the people who brought the Somalis to Minnesota) have violated immigration law on numerous occasions.

There should be consequences for that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 20, 2025 03:13 PM (uxCna)

681 CBD, I forgot the rules, sorry! Here is Lauren Sanchez shirtless with Zuck subtle ogling

https://tinyurl.com/2s3n3hnc

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2025 03:13 PM (gWBY1)

682 If their asylum appointments were cancelled then are they really in limbo?
The message is it’s cancelled, go home.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2025 03:13 PM (Hkcdp)

683 I think Georgia Meloni is there. Wondering if she will be at the Presidential ball tonight to dance with Musk

Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2025 03:14 PM (FGQ5G)

684 On Nov 3rd Kamala posted that she told her husband that he would be sleeping with the POTUS on Jan 20th. Poor Dougie! He's got a long night ahead of him. It's gonna be YUUGE.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at January 20, 2025 03:14 PM (V362x)

685 Reminder that there are 55 signers. 4 were anonymous, presumably because they are ,or were. active.

Posted by: Candidus at January 20, 2025 03:09 PM (L3C/U)
________________

How do you sign a letter anonymously?

A. Non. Amous?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2025 03:14 PM (YqDXo)

686 RSBN
youtube.com/watch?v=5bA6fUD4wd8
fox
youtube.com/watch?v=M7vfD483jt8


HAPPY NEW ERA!!!


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 03:14 PM (nwgUR)

687 Catholic Charities and Lutheran Family Services (the people who brought the Somalis to Minnesota) have violated immigration law on numerous occasions.

Yeah I have no pity for these red priests and their destructive meddling. Stop do-gooding on my dime and at the expense of the country you leftist twit.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 03:14 PM (2VST1)

688 Melania doesn't need a pistol. She has Barron.

And THE LOOK. She could melt a glacier with it is it pleased her.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 03:14 PM (mT+6a)

689 Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2025 03:09 PM (u82oZ)

Usually too busy to check in during the work day, but today I made an exception.

I doubt I offended anyone here in my Oklahoma town with my music choice. And if someone is offended, they can stuff it.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 20, 2025 03:14 PM (nBNUK)

690 'He sprinkles his DNA like his latest starship sprinkled itself all over the horizon.'

Piker.

Posted by: Genghis Khan! at January 20, 2025 03:14 PM (uxCna)

691 Gun? Knife. Scabbard.
Posted by: mrp at January 20, 2025 03:13 PM (rj6Yv)


A baby Fairborn Sykes strapped to the arm, under the sleeve.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2025 03:15 PM (W/lyH)

692 7 degrees. Snow falls like dust. Frozen strawberry daiquiris. Life is perfect.
Posted by: Auspex


Your haiku need work.

Posted by: Mr. Miyagi at January 20, 2025 03:15 PM (DgGvY)

693 601
'I didn't see that Garland received a pardon either. Oopsie.'

Interesting.
'Garland, you can either testify for us against your former cohorts or you can go to prison for the rest of your life. Where you'll be the sweetheart of the cellblock. Belle of the balls.'

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 20, 2025 03:15 PM (3wi/L)

694 >>> I think Georgia Meloni is there. Wondering if she will be at the Presidential ball tonight to dance with Musk
Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2025 03:14 PM (FGQ5G)


We're all shipping them pretty hard.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 20, 2025 03:15 PM (Y6IkP)

695 659 Reminder that there are 55 signers. 4 were anonymous, presumably because they are ,or were. active.
Posted by: Candidus at January 20, 2025 03:09 PM (L3C/U)

How in the name of all the fucks, given and ungiven, does one sign something anonymously?

Kafka's corpse just popped out of the ground and said "Oh come on!!!!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2025 03:16 PM (+iIV1)

696 'Garland, you can either testify for us against your former cohorts or you can go to prison for the rest of your life. Where you'll be the sweetheart of the cellblock. Belle of the balls.'
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 20, 2025 03:15 PM (3wi/L)
++++
Man I wish.

Then, lock him up anyway.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 03:16 PM (L5WFg)

697 If their asylum appointments were cancelled then are they really in limbo?
The message is it’s cancelled, go home.


They are free to apply for asylum in Mexico, which is what international law required in the first place.

Posted by: Genghis Khan! at January 20, 2025 03:16 PM (uxCna)

698 Private Milley on the mop & bucket, Pvt Vindman on the floor buffer, Pvts McMaster and Mattis out picking up trash with the nail-on-the-end-of-a-stick, and so on and on and ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez


Volunteers for the manure pile fall in.

Posted by: Archer at January 20, 2025 03:16 PM (IDphi)

699 CBD, I forgot the rules, sorry! Here is Lauren Sanchez shirtless with Zuck subtle ogling

https://tinyurl.com/2s3n3hnc
Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2025 03:13 PM (gWBY1)

It's like looking at the sun. You glance, and then look away.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at January 20, 2025 03:16 PM (Aqu9a)

700 Musk has what, like 2 dozen kids???
Posted by: tubal

Re: Trump: Elections have consequences.

Re: Musk: Erections have consequences.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 20, 2025 03:16 PM (L/fGl)

701 Catholic Charities should have significant job losses as the federal funding dries up. Prepare for the lamentations of certain bishops.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 20, 2025 03:08 PM (fs1hN)

This, please. They should never have accepted Fed money and allowed themselves to be co-opted.
Have boycotted the Appeal for years.

Posted by: sal at January 20, 2025 03:16 PM (f+FmA)

702 'Garland, you can either testify for us against your former cohorts or you can go to prison for the rest of your life. Where you'll be the sweetheart of the cellblock. Belle of the balls.'

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 20, 2025 03:15 PM (3wi/L)
__________________

Prom Queen of Cell Block D.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2025 03:16 PM (YqDXo)

703 Elon might be a little high.
Posted by: Soothsayer



He's a rocket man

Rocket Man!

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at January 20, 2025 03:17 PM (vcOmj)

704 YAY ELON!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 20, 2025 03:17 PM (uX4GZ)

705 Then, lock him up anyway.

Yeah that's not actually unknown. They would give mobsters a deal "you'll be out by Christmas" but not specify WHICH Christmas that would be. Seven years later.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 03:17 PM (2VST1)

706

I'm glad Ace is having an easy day. Just put up an open thread and we're good.

Posted by: four seasons at January 20, 2025 03:17 PM (3ek7K)

707 The right to classified info, huh?

Someone let Tom Fitton, Catherine Herrige, James O’Keefe, and others know about this! I bet they’d love to flex a newfound right to classified info…

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2025 03:17 PM (Hkcdp)

708 What a great day!


Don't you feel better?!?! I do.

Of course, I've not left the apartment yet and have to work in downtown Seattle tomorrow, so we will see what the rest of my community thinks........

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 03:17 PM (mT+6a)

709 655
Link to live stream:

https://is.gd/ujvEik
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 03:09 PM (wZO0u)

I think this one has less chatter.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 03:17 PM (VnUSN)

710 Melania - Colt Army .45 and a bandolier

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 20, 2025 03:17 PM (WF/xn)

711 No joke, Musk was a Godsend for the election.

Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2025 03:17 PM (PCK5/)

712 One theme I've noticed in a lot of this stuff over the past few months is a change in language among a lot of the people Trump is installing, which is around China.

They almost don't say "China" anymore, they say "CCP" or "Chinese Communist Party." I think they're actively trying to separate "China" as a people and "China" as a political entity. I am nor sure why, but I suspect that is firmly aimed at Chinese commoners and Taiwan.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 03:18 PM (L5WFg)

713 4 were anonymous, presumably because they are ,or were. active.
Posted by: Candidus

How do you sign a letter anonymously?
A. Non. Amous?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


[cursive]
Spartacus
Spartacus
Spartacus
Spartacus
[/cursive]

Posted by: Spartacus at January 20, 2025 03:18 PM (DgGvY)

714 Catholic Charities and Lutheran Family Services (the people who brought the Somalis to Minnesota) have violated immigration law on numerous occasions.

There should be consequences for that.
____

I'm curious if they have documents from Biden admin giving them a waiver or maybe even ordering it. Like with Facebook's emails pressuring censorship. That could complicate prosecution. But if they still end up being prosecuted by the new DoJ, they f-d up, they bet on the wrong horse.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 20, 2025 03:18 PM (fs1hN)

715 Biden pardoned his entire criminal family, except for Commander, his dog, who bit several Secret Service agents.

Actually, Commander was the only one who should have received a pardon.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2025 03:18 PM (YqDXo)

716 Just saw picture of Lauren Sanchez. She seem to be nutso, loco, ca-ca crazy.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 20, 2025 03:18 PM (C53IZ)

717 Uh, oh.

End Wokeness @EndWokeness 21m
Kamala Harris is flying back to California with the 1st all-female Air Force crew to operate a C-33.
DEI until the end.
---------
🔥🔥✈️🔥🔥

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 20, 2025 03:18 PM (5LoD7)

718 {{ LizLem }}

Thank you. You are a giver. Zuck is going to have a lot of groveling to do. Will his wife ever let him forget?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2025 03:19 PM (u82oZ)

719 All the fashion comments make me think of OM. Right up his alley.

Posted by: From about That Time at January 20, 2025 03:19 PM (AEFEN)

720
Sanchez is drunk on Bezo's money.

Posted by: four seasons at January 20, 2025 03:19 PM (3ek7K)

721 716 Just saw picture of Lauren Sanchez. She seem to be nutso, loco, ca-ca crazy.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 20, 2025 03:18 PM (C53IZ)

What is her function anyway??

Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2025 03:19 PM (PCK5/)

722
Did anyone spy RFK, yet, today?

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 03:19 PM (wZO0u)

723 I'm glad Ace is having an easy day. Just put up an open thread and we're good.

I'm old enough I remember him mocking LGF for doing that LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 03:19 PM (2VST1)

724
or Tulsi?

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 03:19 PM (wZO0u)

725 657 50 I assume that the reason retired intelligence officials still have clearance after retirement is so that they can sell information to our enemies. I can't think why else they still have clearance. None of my employers ever let me keep my keys when I quit a job.
Posted by: huerfano at January 20, 2025 02:05 PM (DKIGo)

Main reason is to get lucrative jobs with contractors that require a clearance.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the President for America at January 20, 2025 03:09 PM (1relU)

As one who 'had tickets' until recently (I retired) I can state there is no 'right' to have a clearance. You only get a clearance if you are deemed eligible AND have 'need to know'. Also - it's a privilege which can be revoked at any time for any reason or no reason at all. The entire thing is at the president or his designee's discretion.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2025 03:19 PM (QGaXH)

726 Pic of Zuck checking out the Sanchez titties is great. Can ya blame the brother?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 20, 2025 03:19 PM (qHYUz)

727 They almost don't say "China" anymore, they say "CCP" or "Chinese Communist Party." I think they're actively trying to separate "China" as a people and "China" as a political entity. I am nor sure why, but I suspect that is firmly aimed at Chinese commoners and Taiwan.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 03:18 PM (L5WFg)
---
If you want to brush up on your Chinese military history and also see how that relates to their current leadership, I think I know a book you might like...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2025 03:19 PM (ZOv7s)

728 How in the name of all the fucks, given and ungiven, does one sign something anonymously?
----
I don't know. That guy wrote alot of poetry especially in Ancient times and the Middle Ages.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 20, 2025 03:20 PM (5LoD7)

729 Zuck is going to have a lot of groveling to do. Will his wife ever let him forget?

He can just hatch another one out of the pods

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 03:20 PM (2VST1)

730 724
or Tulsi?
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 03:19 PM (wZO0u)

Yeah, where were those two??

Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2025 03:20 PM (PCK5/)

731 y'know, I thought I was euphoric on Nov 6th, but I had no idea ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 20, 2025 03:20 PM (uX4GZ)

732 713 4 were anonymous, presumably because they are ,or were. active.
Posted by: Candidus

How do you sign a letter anonymously?
A. Non. Amous?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

[cursive]
Spartacus
Spartacus
Spartacus
Spartacus
[/cursive]

Posted by: Spartacus at January 20, 2025 03:18 PM (DgGvY)
____________

Anonymous signatures vitiate the point of the whole exercise, which is that the undersigned have some standing relevant to the letter.

If someone signs anonymously, the signatory could be the janitor for all we know.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2025 03:20 PM (YqDXo)

733

Ya know, the whore could have had the decency to dress appropriately.

Posted by: four seasons at January 20, 2025 03:20 PM (3ek7K)

734 663 Not only call them out for the massive cover ups of pesos among their ranks but of the utter hypocrisy of the Vatican with its massive wealth to keep walls and guards around it to keep people out instead of housing and feeding "refugees".

Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2025 03:21 PM (FGQ5G)

735 Just to make it interesting, Hamas just violated terms of the deal...which surprises no one...



Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 03:21 PM (g47mK)

736 They almost don't say "China" anymore, they say "CCP" or "Chinese Communist Party." I think they're actively trying to separate "China" as a people and "China" as a political entity. I am nor sure why, but I suspect that is firmly aimed at Chinese commoners and Taiwan.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 03:18 PM (L5WFg)

Did America ever formally recognize the CCP as the rightful government of China?

Don't we still, technically, on paper, view the government in Taiwan as the "real Chinese Government", but we just pretend otherwise so we can keep buying their cheap plastic bullshit?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2025 03:21 PM (+iIV1)

737 717 Uh, oh.

End Wokeness @EndWokeness 21m
Kamala Harris is flying back to California with the 1st all-female Air Force crew to operate a C-33.
DEI until the end.
---------
🔥🔥✈️🔥🔥
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 20, 2025 03:18 PM (5LoD7)

You'd think after the LAFD fiasco they'd be rethinking this DIE garbage...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2025 03:21 PM (QGaXH)

738 Re: Musk: Erections have consequences.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex,
---

One of his VP's having his child; Biden didn't prosecute him for workplace intimidation.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 03:21 PM (nwgUR)

739 People who actually think "Democracy falls as man who receives the most votes becomes president" (yes, it's a parody but obviously of people who really believe that) are projecting, because that's what actually can happen (and has happened) when a Socialist wins.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at January 20, 2025 03:21 PM (lg881)

740 The lawyer for many of the Fifty-One Traitors announced on X that taking away their security clearances was a violation of their First Amendment rights.

--

Security clearances are part of the 1stA? Who knew?

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 20, 2025 03:21 PM (qBdHI)

741 733

Ya know, the whore could have had the decency to dress appropriately.

Posted by: four seasons at January 20, 2025 03:20 PM (3ek7K)

----
Right?

Posted by: Fetterman at January 20, 2025 03:21 PM (N39Ws)

742 Love Trump shutting dow the El Paso border crossing Toute Suite….

Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2025 03:21 PM (PCK5/)

743 690 'He sprinkles his DNA like his latest starship sprinkled itself all over the horizon.'

Piker.
Posted by: Genghis Khan! at January 20, 2025 03:14 PM (uxCna)


pffft ...

Posted by: zombie Ben Wright at January 20, 2025 03:22 PM (TTAGa)

744 tubal

Laura is so Bezos does not have to take Viagra.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2025 03:22 PM (u82oZ)

745 722
Did anyone spy RFK, yet, today?
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 03:19 PM (wZO0u)

He was at the inauguration.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 03:22 PM (VnUSN)

746 Hamas just wants to find out what "there will be hell to pay" means. And guess what, I do too !

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 03:22 PM (g47mK)

747 I'm glad Ace is having an easy day. Just put up an open thread and we're good.
Posted by: four seasons
-----

Chique, AtC, SMH...what's not to like?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2025 03:22 PM (XeU6L)

748 Thank you. You are a giver. Zuck is going to have a lot of groveling to do. Will his wife ever let him forget?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2025 03:19 PM (u82oZ)
_______________

Couch patrol for Zuck.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2025 03:22 PM (YqDXo)

749
Fetterman is only letting his lump show, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at January 20, 2025 03:22 PM (3ek7K)

750 Main reason is to get lucrative jobs with contractors that require a clearance.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the President for America at January 20, 2025 03:09 PM (1relU)
++++
Yup. Clearances are an expensive, time-consuming pain in the ass. The way it is *supposed* to work, as near as I can tell, is:
1. Get clearance
2. Work the clearance-required job
3. When no longer needed (close of program, laid off, quit, whatever), clearance is suspended
4. Go look for work. If that new work is found in some amount of time and also requires a clearance, the clearance can be reinstated with minimum fuss. If not, it expires and you have to start over

That *is* essentially how it works for rubes. For big shots, though, they just keep them and they remain active so they can be mercenaries.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 03:22 PM (L5WFg)

751 Not only call them out for the massive cover ups of pesos among their ranks but of the utter hypocrisy of the Vatican with its massive wealth to keep walls and guards around it to keep people out instead of housing and feeding "refugees".

Yeah its a bit comical listening to the Vatican support immigration, oppose walls, and condemn greed and riches when they're camped on billions of dollars in art alone behind walls guarded by men with guns.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 03:22 PM (2VST1)

752 If you want to brush up on your Chinese military history and also see how that relates to their current leadership, I think I know a book you might like...
-------
I don't know.

I hear it's pretentious and poorly-sourced.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 20, 2025 03:22 PM (5LoD7)

753 Ya know, the whore could have had the decency to dress appropriately.

Posted by: four seasons at January 20, 2025 03:20 PM (3ek7K)

She's gonna go home thinking "not one measly pussy grab. Not even a reach! Maybe i gotta show more tit."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2025 03:22 PM (+iIV1)

754 Anonymous signatures vitiate the point of the whole exercise, which is that the undersigned have some standing relevant to the letter.

If someone signs anonymously, the signatory could be the janitor for all we know.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2025 03:20 PM (YqDXo)
---
The game they play - and Tim Kaine tried to play it during the hearings - is that they have this list of ACTUAL NAMES but of course YOU CAN'T SEE THEM and so you'll all just have to TRUST ME BRO about the names.

WHICH IS TOTALLY REAL.

This is why we need more robust defamation laws. Kaine should be sued for throwing around anonymous allegations he cannot back up.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2025 03:22 PM (ZOv7s)

755
Mike Hammer,

It's a family reunion!

Posted by: four seasons at January 20, 2025 03:22 PM (3ek7K)

756 End Wokeness @EndWokeness 21m
Kamala Harris is flying back to California with the 1st all-female Air Force crew to operate a C-33.
DEI until the end.
---------
🔥🔥✈️🔥🔥
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 20, 2025 03:18 PM (5LoD7)

You'd think after the LAFD fiasco they'd be rethinking this DIE garbage...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2025 03:21 PM (QGaXH)
***

Well.
They haven't landed yet.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2025 03:23 PM (W/lyH)

757 724
or Tulsi?
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 03:19 PM (wZO0u)

She was at the inauguration. She walked in with her husband.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 03:23 PM (VnUSN)

758 Just saw picture of Lauren Sanchez. She seem to be nutso, loco, ca-ca crazy.

--

She looked utterly horrific. Not only is her face a monstrosity of plastic surgery, her boudoir attire showing off her implants was most inappropriate.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 20, 2025 03:23 PM (qBdHI)

759 I don't know.

I hear it's pretentious and poorly-sourced.


Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 20, 2025 03:22 PM (5LoD7)
---
Only people who haven't read it say that.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2025 03:23 PM (ZOv7s)

760 744 tubal

Laura is so Bezos does not have to take Viagra.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2025 03:22 PM (u82oZ)

She’s no Amber Heard… hopefully..

Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2025 03:23 PM (PCK5/)

761 fuqed up the joke on spreading DNA with a old sock

Posted by: James Tiberious Kirk at January 20, 2025 03:23 PM (TTAGa)

762

Sure hope Kumula makes it back to California. All women pilots, maybe not.

Posted by: four seasons at January 20, 2025 03:24 PM (3ek7K)

763 722
Did anyone spy RFK, yet, today?
Posted by: Soothsayer

I've seen him several times.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 03:24 PM (mT+6a)

764 End Wokeness @EndWokeness 21m
Kamala Harris is flying back to California with the 1st all-female Air Force crew to operate a C-33.
DEI until the end.
---------
🔥🔥✈️🔥🔥
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 20, 2025 03:18 PM (5LoD7)

You'd think after the LAFD fiasco they'd be rethinking this DIE garbage...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2025 03:21 PM (QGaXH)
***

Well.
They haven't landed yet.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2025 03:23 PM (W/lyH)
__________________

There are landings and there are landings.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2025 03:24 PM (YqDXo)

765 746 Hamas just wants to find out what "there will be hell to pay" means. And guess what, I do too !
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 03:22 PM (g47mK)

Every picture of 'returning refugees' is all military aged Men... not a single woman or child in ANY of the pictures.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 20, 2025 03:24 PM (QAkQ3)

766
That *is* essentially how it works for rubes. For big shots, though, they just keep them and they remain active so they can be mercenaries.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 03:22 PM (L5WFg)

I wonder if Lt bearclaw still has a security clearance? If so I hope Trump pulls it immediately.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2025 03:24 PM (EYYRe)

767 End Wokeness @EndWokeness 21m
Kamala Harris is flying back to California with the 1st all-female Air Force crew to operate a C-33.
DEI until the end.

-
But are they all lesbians?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 20, 2025 03:24 PM (L/fGl)

768 737 717 Uh, oh.

End Wokeness @EndWokeness 21m
Kamala Harris is flying back to California with the 1st all-female Air Force crew to operate a C-33.
DEI until the end.
---------
🔥🔥✈️🔥🔥
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7)

Hope she doesn't get caught in the prop-wash

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 03:25 PM (nwgUR)

769 764 End Wokeness @EndWokeness 21m
Kamala Harris is flying back to California with the 1st all-female Air Force crew to operate a C-33.
DEI until the end.
---------
🔥🔥✈️🔥🔥
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 20, 2025 03:18 PM (5LoD7)

You'd think after the LAFD fiasco they'd be rethinking this DIE garbage...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2025 03:21 PM (QGaXH)
***

Well.
They haven't landed yet.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2025 03:23 PM (W/lyH)
__________________

There are landings and there are landings.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2025 03:24 PM (YqDXo)

Um, she is now a private citizen, who is paying for this flight?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 20, 2025 03:25 PM (QAkQ3)

770 Three women were released yesterday.

Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2025 03:25 PM (PCK5/)

771 Hahahahaha

NBC just had some large black womankind screeching that if you're a tranny, you can't leave the country because your passport
Won't be valid.

Really? This is the hill they want to defend?

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 03:25 PM (mT+6a)

772 The game they play - and Tim Kaine tried to play it during the hearings - is that they have this list of ACTUAL NAMES but of course YOU CAN'T SEE THEM and so you'll all just have to TRUST ME BRO about the names.
______________

How did that work out for Joe McCarthy?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2025 03:25 PM (YqDXo)

773 IT didn't just moved, IT danced

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at January 20, 2025 03:25 PM (xcxpd)

774 I have an unpopular opinion, regarding Sanchez. Yes, her dress sense is a bit out there (she is Latina after all!) but she has seems to have been a good influence on Bezos, and she also seems an all around friendly person.

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 03:26 PM (g47mK)

775 Kamala, if she truly envisioned a future in politics should have been dressed to the 9's and totally styled up. She was once again showed her tone deafness and stupidity. Good.

Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2025 03:26 PM (FGQ5G)

776 Sue Ellen Mischke wore it better.

Posted by: far cry at January 20, 2025 03:26 PM (z1VRW)

777 End Wokeness @EndWokeness 21m
Kamala Harris is flying back to California with the 1st all-female Air Force crew to operate a C-33.
DEI until the end.
----

Uh, oh...are there parallel runways at the destination?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2025 03:26 PM (XeU6L)

778 How in the name of all the fucks, given and ungiven, does one sign something anonymously?

Boldly!

Posted by: [Name Redacted Upon Request] at January 20, 2025 03:26 PM (lHpdB)

779 I'm eating feta and olives while watching the festivities. Wonderful and historic day.

Posted by: Archer at January 20, 2025 03:26 PM (IDphi)

780 The lawyer for many of the Fifty-One Traitors announced on X that taking away their security clearances was a violation of their First Amendment rights.

--

Security clearances are part of the 1stA? Who knew?
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 20, 2025 03:21 PM (qBdHI)


So very American has right to one? Interesting take.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 20, 2025 03:26 PM (qHYUz)

781 *she has been ! not she has seems

lol

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 03:26 PM (g47mK)

782 I wonder if Lt bearclaw still has a security clearance? If so I hope Trump pulls it immediately.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2025 03:24 PM (EYYRe)
++++
They need to be *revoked,* not suspended. Revoked with prejudice if that's a thing.

But there needs to be a comprehensive status review. Anyone who has an active or suspended clearance who hasn't held a clearance-requiring job for more than the deadline needs to get a revocation letter in the mail. I bet there are at least tens of thousands of clearances that need to be canceled.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 03:26 PM (L5WFg)

783 758 Just saw picture of Lauren Sanchez. She seem to be nutso, loco, ca-ca crazy.


She looked utterly horrific. Not only is her face a monstrosity of plastic surgery, her boudoir attire showing off her implants was most inappropriate.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 20, 2025 03:23 PM (qBdHI)

I'm sure she spent a lot of money to show up looking that cheap. She needs to lay off the fillers she looks like a chipmunk.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2025 03:26 PM (EYYRe)

784 711 'No joke, Musk was a Godsend for the election.'

No kidding. I'm not that religious but I'm thanking God for today. I seldom get this kind of vindication.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 20, 2025 03:27 PM (3wi/L)

785 770 Three women were released yesterday.
______

*brushes imaginary speck of dust off shoulder*

Posted by: The Paolo at January 20, 2025 03:27 PM (fs1hN)

786 NBC just had some large black womankind screeching that if you're a tranny, you can't leave the country because your passport
Won't be valid.
_______________

They can always leave on Aerolineas Pinochet. Or Trebuchet Airlines.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2025 03:27 PM (YqDXo)

787 She looked utterly horrific. Not only is her face a monstrosity of plastic surgery, her boudoir attire showing off her implants was most inappropriate.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 20, 2025 03:23 PM (qBdHI)

In five hundred years rich dudes will walk around with a little wagon to drag along their date who is just a two-and-a-half foot diameter tit with big misshapen lips on it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2025 03:27 PM (+iIV1)

788 Yeah its a bit comical listening to the Vatican support immigration, oppose walls, and condemn greed and riches when they're camped on billions of dollars in art alone behind walls guarded by men with guns halberds.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


FIFY.

Posted by: The Swiss Guard at January 20, 2025 03:27 PM (DgGvY)

789 Why in the hell does Kamalla need a Military 747? for her now private citizen flight?

More... wasted... money.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 20, 2025 03:27 PM (QAkQ3)

790 774 I have an unpopular opinion, regarding Sanchez. Yes, her dress sense is a bit out there (she is Latina after all!) but she has seems to have been a good influence on Bezos, and she also seems an all around friendly person.
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 03:26 PM (g47mK)

I agree!

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 03:27 PM (VnUSN)

791 End Wokeness @EndWokeness 21m
Kamala Harris is flying back to California with the 1st all-female Air Force crew to operate a C-33.
DEI until the end.
---------
🔥🔥✈️🔥🔥
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 20, 2025 03:18 PM (5LoD7)

Bitch fight breaks out in cock?pit. They crash into Pike's Peak.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2025 03:27 PM (8zz6B)

792 Only people who haven't read it say that.
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In the original Chinese??

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 20, 2025 03:27 PM (5LoD7)

793 Is it wrong for me to wish that plane….nope not gonna say it. Wouldn’t be prudent.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 20, 2025 03:27 PM (qHYUz)

794 Three women were released yesterday.
________________

The three dyke fire chiefs in LA?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2025 03:27 PM (YqDXo)

795 750 Main reason is to get lucrative jobs with contractors that require a clearance.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the President for America at January 20, 2025 03:09 PM (1relU)
++++
Yup. Clearances are an expensive, time-consuming pain in the ass. The way it is *supposed* to work, as near as I can tell, is:
1. Get clearance
2. Work the clearance-required job
3. When no longer needed (close of program, laid off, quit, whatever), clearance is suspended
4. Go look for work. If that new work is found in some amount of time and also requires a clearance, the clearance can be reinstated with minimum fuss. If not, it expires and you have to start over

That *is* essentially how it works for rubes. For big shots, though, they just keep them and they remain active so they can be mercenaries.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 03:22 PM (L5WFg)

Something like that. Except you get hired first then put in for the clearance. If no other work available you sit on overhead until the clearance comes in.

And yes, we had rooms full of people sometimes sitting on overhead waiting for their clearances to be approved.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2025 03:28 PM (QGaXH)

796 784 711 'No joke, Musk was a Godsend for the election.'

No kidding. I'm not that religious but I'm thanking God for today. I seldom get this kind of vindication.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 20, 2025 03:27 PM (3wi/L)

For me, Musk was yet Another Black Swan Event in the Trump Saga…

Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2025 03:28 PM (PCK5/)

797 Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask whether trannies can get passports!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 20, 2025 03:28 PM (L/fGl)

798 786 NBC just had some large black womankind screeching that if you're a tranny, you can't leave the country because your passport
Won't be valid.
_______________

They can always leave on Aerolineas Pinochet. Or Trebuchet Airlines.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2025 03:27 PM (YqDXo)

They should have thought of that before they got a fraudulent passport made.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2025 03:28 PM (+iIV1)

799 >>> 786 NBC just had some large black womankind screeching that if you're a tranny, you can't leave the country because your passport
Won't be valid.
_______________

They can always leave on Aerolineas Pinochet. Or Trebuchet Airlines.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2025 03:27 PM (YqDXo)

Or they/them could walk they/them fat asses across the border, like so many millions of others have, just going OUT.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2025 03:28 PM (NtUSo)

800
How did that work out for Joe McCarthy?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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They had the names, but the Democrats were only interested in destroying McCarthy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2025 03:28 PM (XeU6L)

801 I wonder if Lt bearclaw still has a security clearance? If so I hope Trump pulls it immediately.

His wife, Rachel, just posted that, "by the way", no pardons were offered to us.

Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2025 03:28 PM (OkFiN)

802 721
'
What is her function anyway??'

Are you serious?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 20, 2025 03:28 PM (3wi/L)

803 788 Yeah its a bit comical listening to the Vatican support immigration, oppose walls, and condemn greed and riches when they're camped on billions of dollars in art alone behind walls guarded by men with guns halberds.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

FIFY.
Posted by: The Swiss Guard at January 20, 2025 03:27 PM (DgGvY)

Better, Vatican city just last week raised the Penalties for entering or staying in Vatican city without permission.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 20, 2025 03:29 PM (QAkQ3)

804 789 Why in the hell does Kamalla need a Military 747? for her now private citizen flight?

More... wasted... money.
Posted by: Romeo13

Whatever. It's her last rodeo.

Cancel her security clearance. Along with everyone not currently
In office or having the need to perform
Their active duties.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 03:29 PM (mT+6a)

805 I don't know about you, but I feel unburdened.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 20, 2025 03:29 PM (mlg/3)

806 802 721
'
What is her function anyway??'

Are you serious?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 20, 2025 03:28 PM (3wi/L)

Well…

Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2025 03:29 PM (PCK5/)

807

NOOOOD



nood


nooosd

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 03:29 PM (wZO0u)

808
weft,

I feel the same way.

Posted by: four seasons at January 20, 2025 03:29 PM (3ek7K)

809 791 End Wokeness @EndWokeness 21m
Kamala Harris is flying back to California with the 1st all-female Air Force crew to operate a C-33.
DEI until the end.
---------
🔥🔥✈️🔥🔥
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 20, 2025 03:18 PM (5LoD7)

Bitch fight breaks out in cock?pit. They crash into Pike's Peak.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2025 03:27 PM (8zz6B)

Mount McKinley

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2025 03:30 PM (QGaXH)

810 805 I don't know about you, but I feel unburdened.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 20, 2025 03:29 PM (mlg/3)

By what has-been?

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 03:30 PM (VnUSN)

811 But are they all lesbians?
--------
Should have used an old Hercules instead. They're much-more wheelchair accessible.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 20, 2025 03:30 PM (5LoD7)

812 Something like that. Except you get hired first then put in for the clearance. If no other work available you sit on overhead until the clearance comes in.

And yes, we had rooms full of people sometimes sitting on overhead waiting for their clearances to be approved.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2025 03:28 PM (QGaXH)
++++
Right, yeah. You get hired first and then eat your salary until the clearance-requiring work can begin. Most places I've worked (never cleared, thankfully) puts them on related work that doesn't require clearance.

If you're going to do FedGov systems work and need a clearance, for example, you'll get put on non-FedGov systems work until the clearance is done.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 03:30 PM (L5WFg)

813 Better, Vatican city just last week raised the Penalties for entering or staying in Vatican city without permission.
_____

It's now up to three Hail Marys and two Our Fathers?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 20, 2025 03:30 PM (fs1hN)

814 807

NOOOOD



nood


nooosd
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 03:29 PM (wZO0u)

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 03:30 PM (VnUSN)

815 How do you sign a letter anonymously?

A. Non. Amous?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2025 03:14 PM




Gen. Eric Democrat, USAF

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 20, 2025 03:30 PM (aD39U)

816 Kamala Harris is flying back to California with the 1st all-female Air Force crew to operate a C-33.
DEI until the end.


Apologies, California, but we had to return her.

Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2025 03:30 PM (OkFiN)

817 735
'Hamas just violated terms of the deal...which surprises no one...'

It was just a matter of when.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 20, 2025 03:30 PM (3wi/L)

818 And Usha Vance is absolutely perfect.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 03:31 PM (mT+6a)

819 A question for "the 51 intelligence chiefs" that I don't believe has actually been asked: "What hallmarks"? That was supposed to be their weasel word-escape hatch, but even that couldn't withstand a minute's inquiry.

Posted by: Zek at January 20, 2025 03:31 PM (5FPX4)

820 Node...I mean nude...I mean nood...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2025 03:31 PM (QGaXH)

821 Have my flag
Trump 2024
The rules have changed

On my truck, going to Biden Country
Forward Dog 9 out

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2025 03:31 PM (fwDg9)

822 I'm old enough I remember him mocking LGF for doing that LOL
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 03:19 PM


That was then. This is now. Passage of time.

Posted by: Kamala "Kokonut" Harris at January 20, 2025 03:31 PM (a3Q+t)

823 It is 9:00 PM here in Romania, and Orlok is taking in all of this with great glee. It is as if the whole world is expelling a sigh of relief, and normality shall once again resume. Seeing Biden shuffle away was a most welcome moment, and I am at a loss to find any historical parallels here in the Balkans. Maybe when Nicolae Ceaușescu and his harridan Elena were forced to end their regime on December 22, 1989? Few tears were shed when those two were placed against a wall and executed in an impromptu firing squad three days later - on Christmas Day, no less. Orlok may be an Undead monstrosity, but he would not wish a similar fate for the Bidens; no, no harm should come to them. Having to live on and see all their efforts come to naught is punishment enough. The dawning realization of how they will appear in textbooks of American History will provide them with such exquisite torture that no other means need to be taken.

I go now to supervise the celebratory fireworks over Castle Orlok. The peasants will be delighted, and Orlok got a great deal on pyrotechnics from a gentleman in Tijuana who insists that I refer to him only as Jorje. Congratulations, America!

Posted by: Count Orlok at January 20, 2025 03:32 PM (mk4vr)

824 774 I have an unpopular opinion, regarding Sanchez. Yes, her dress sense is a bit out there (she is Latina after all!) but she has seems to have been a good influence on Bezos, and she also seems an all around friendly person.

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 03:26 PM (g47mK)

++++

I've never seen her outside of pictures in the Daily Mail. There she is always on the yacht, posing. She doesn't look particularly
friendly, just consumed with her own looks.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 20, 2025 03:32 PM (C53IZ)

825 >>>I'm sure she spent a lot of money to show up looking that cheap. She needs to lay off the fillers she looks like a chipmunk.
Posted by: CaliGirl
---

She is a reflection of his character.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 03:32 PM (nwgUR)

826 Just saw picture of Lauren Sanchez. She seem to be nutso, loco, ca-ca crazy.


She looked utterly horrific. Not only is her face a monstrosity of plastic surgery, her boudoir attire showing off her implants was most inappropriate.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 20, 2025 03:23 PM (qBdHI)

I'm sure she spent a lot of money to show up looking that cheap. She needs to lay off the fillers she looks like a chipmunk.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2025 03:26 PM (EYYRe)
_____________

Tramps gonna tramp ....

But seriously, Sanchez is only following the style of many middle-aged ladies past their prime that are plastered all over TV, movies, and reality shows: heavy plastic, heavy makeup, heavy sluttiness. Look at "Dr." Jill, with her slutty fishnets and heavy makeup. I don't get it myself. They should all take a page from Melania.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 20, 2025 03:33 PM (iFTx/)

827 Yeah its a bit comical listening to the Vatican support immigration, oppose walls, and condemn greed and riches when they're camped on billions of dollars in art alone behind walls guarded by men with guns.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 03:22 PM (2VST1)
---
The art collection is beside the point. Any amount of wealth can be squandered, and the churches looted by Protestants didn't go to the people, they went to crowned heads and the nobility.

The issue is that it is a repudiation of the Church's historic role in defending Christianity. It's turning the Sieges of Vienna on their heads. The intercessions of Our Lady at Malta, or Lepanto was wrong, because migrants are fine. The Turks should have just strolled across Europe, snuffing out the light of the faith.

That's the core issue - this bizarre notion that people have no right to their own villages, parishes, cultures. Any stranger who wants to can just come in and take them.

Thankfully, no one takes Francis seriously. He just talks.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2025 03:34 PM (ZOv7s)

828 I've never seen her outside of pictures in the Daily Mail. There she is always on the yacht, posing. She doesn't look particularly friendly, just consumed with her own looks.
----------
Meowrrr. [makes cat-scratch motion]

[Just joking, washrivergal]

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 20, 2025 03:35 PM (5LoD7)

829 Sanchez's outfit just looks lazy

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 20, 2025 03:35 PM (WF/xn)

830 Specifics of the first EOs signed by the President here:
https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/

Posted by: TRex at January 20, 2025 03:35 PM (IQ6Gq)

831 Tramps gonna tramp ....

But seriously, Sanchez is only following the style of many middle-aged ladies past their prime that are plastered all over TV, movies, and reality shows: heavy plastic, heavy makeup, heavy sluttiness. Look at "Dr." Jill, with her slutty fishnets and heavy makeup. I don't get it myself. They should all take a page from Melania.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
---

Class identification. You nailed a significant part of it. Certain apparel, or style signifies or identifies with a certain group, bodily distortion is a social necessity to this group.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 03:39 PM (nwgUR)

832 774 I have an unpopular opinion, regarding Sanchez. Yes, her dress sense is a bit out there (she is Latina after all!) but she has seems to have been a good influence on Bezos, and she also seems an all around friendly person.

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 03:26 PM (g47mK)


Not unpopular. She sounds much smarter than the look she conveys, and she loves her son. She has gotten a little out there with the work, and may wish to tone that down. She is very pretty, she shouldn’t ruin it. I understand her Miami style, but heavens, she could have put on a shirt for this event just as Lump could have (also pants would have been nice).

Posted by: Piper at January 20, 2025 03:40 PM (pZEOD)

833 Put me down for a Tommy Gun, with the round clip. Melania's look is a classic look so it deserves the classic gun.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 20, 2025 03:07 PM (qDfCj)

Ugh! Is that Mike Johnson at the podium? I hope Trump knows he's a snake.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at January 20, 2025 03:49 PM (g8Ew8)

834 Stupid copy and paste. Sheesh.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at January 20, 2025 03:50 PM (g8Ew8)

835
And the luncheon is ending.

Thus ends amy klobuchooch's duties, today.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 03:52 PM (wZO0u)

836 >>Also, "Van" is a stupid name.
Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2025 02:10 PM (lG3Q4)

No, it isn't.

Posted by: Van Heflin, Oscar® Winning Actor at January 20, 2025 04:05 PM (U5ydg)

837 How about we shut down the TSA in its entirety? It is nothing but kabuki theater anyways. Can anyone name anything they have done, besides spend (waste) taxpayer dollars?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2025 02:11 PM (N39Ws)

It is fun guessing what the policies are at every new airport. Laptop in or out of bags? Belt off or on? Shoes on or off? It makes it fun.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 20, 2025 05:11 PM (qHYUz)

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