Weapons-Grade Cope Open Thread

Some recent "Cope Files" episodes. The series started out mocking leftists claiming that Trump would not be allowed to take office -- Vance has turned state's evidence and is testifying against Trump to the NSA!!! -- and then evolved to just mocking lefties for shrieking about being "misgendered" or wondering why their cities are filled with crime and disease.

Posted by: Ace at 04:30 PM

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 02, 2025 04:29 PM (Rcnd3)

2 First?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 02, 2025 04:30 PM (JOWnF)

3 Drat.

Calling the others now.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 02, 2025 04:30 PM (JOWnF)

4 I don't know how anyone watches this stuff.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 02, 2025 04:32 PM (5GshG)

5 I can't watch these. The stupid hurts my head.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 02, 2025 04:33 PM (D6PGr)

6 If trans get misgendered, then they aren't doing it correctly!!!

Posted by: lin-duh of the garbage clan at January 02, 2025 04:34 PM (LrpuY)

7 Seems a lot of weirdness around LV Cybertruck.

I have a hot take - both guys going through difficult divorce situations and found each other online and decided to take themselves out in spectacular fashion.

Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2025 04:35 PM (QfvaV)

8 Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧
@TRobinsonNewEra ADMIN POST.
Twenty councillors quit Labour today, saying the party has “abandoned traditional Labour values” under Keir Starmer’s leadership.
The move means Labour has lost overall control of Broxtowe borough council, which it gained in 2023, and those defecting include the council leader, Milan Radulovic, who had been a party member for 42 years.
In a statement, the councillors – who will now sit as part of a new Broxtowe Independents party – said: “It is with a heavy heart that we can no longer be in a party that has abandoned traditional Labour values under Keir Starmer’s leadership.
The dominoes are tumbling.

I think "ADMIN POST" means that Stephen "Tommy Robinson" Yaxley-Lennon's friends with access to the account (in the US?) are posting content on it. Yaxley is in prison, because he produced a documentary about the Islamic ma malakat aymanukum culture in Telford and Rotherham.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 02, 2025 04:35 PM (gKWVE)

9 Lolgf

Posted by: Lizzy at January 02, 2025 04:36 PM (Hkcdp)

10 I enjoy watching stupid people being stupid when it's Moe, Larry and Curley.

Other stupid people are just stupid and watching them is a waste of time.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 02, 2025 04:37 PM (CHHv1)

11 You know it's true, search your feelings, Ace. I am your father.

Posted by: Youtube at January 02, 2025 04:38 PM (SvlU8)

12 The move means Labour has lost overall control of Broxtowe borough council

Oh, no!

Posted by: t-bird at January 02, 2025 04:38 PM (OqC0L)

13
When they dig up your bones in 5000 years theyll know immediately whether you were male or female.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2025 04:38 PM (dxSpM)

14 Persecution of anyone fighting against the Muslims continues in Britain. What the British government did to protect Muslim mosters should never have happened.

Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2025 04:38 PM (fwDg9)

15 Other stupid people are just stupid and watching them is a waste of time.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 02, 2025 04:37 PM (CHHv1)

I've seen one or two. I'd like to see these people actually punched in the face by reality. Or put in an institution.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 02, 2025 04:39 PM (0eaVi)

16 willowed
When does California require a notice on all doors that the outside atmosphere may cause cancer?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 02, 2025 03:40 PM (VNX3d)
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The State of California is known to the State of California to cause cancer.

Posted by: Ciampino - ephemeral wispy tendrils at January 02, 2025 04:40 PM (i0xsb)

17 Seems a lot of weirdness around LV Cybertruck.

I have a hot take - both guys going through difficult divorce situations and found each other online and decided to take themselves out in spectacular fashion.
Posted by: blaster

Suicide is never the answer.

Homicide, however...

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at January 02, 2025 04:40 PM (3t4sN)

18 That teacher is gay as fuck. And obviously a child groomer. That this shit is not only tolerated but sanctioned is beyond disgusting.

Posted by: Woodchipper, you're our only hope at January 02, 2025 04:40 PM (ybSPO)

19 5 I can't watch these. The stupid hurts my head.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 02, 2025 04:33 PM (D6PGr)

_________________________

The trick is rubbing alcohol. It's relatively cheap and by waving a sealed bottle of cranberry juice over it twice, you can call it a mixed drink.

Posted by: Kitty Dukakis at January 02, 2025 04:40 PM (dIske)

20 Whomever's selling those "copium" labeled trinkets is/could make a mint.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 02, 2025 04:41 PM (Q4IgG)

21 Jawja fumbles in the Red Zone.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2025 04:41 PM (aD39U)

22 Cope and Seethe >>>> Pounce and Seize (TM)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 02, 2025 04:42 PM (jy0JK)

23 Can these things make ya impotent ... ?

Posted by: Dr_No at January 02, 2025 04:43 PM (ayRl+)

24
The move means Labour has lost overall control of Broxtowe borough council

___________

With the loss of Broxtow, Old Sarum, Little Farkington and Burthorp West, Labour is doomed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2025 04:43 PM (dxSpM)

25 6th Circuit 3 judge panel tells Biden to fuck off in an attempt to restore Net Neutrality.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 02, 2025 04:43 PM (9CnLQ)

26 My sister-in-law just texted me a photo of her single slice toaster.

I don't know why.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2025 04:43 PM (aD39U)

27 It is kind of interesting looking at the bizarre and creative theories that the left comes up with. You get that on the right, too but we don't have anyone like Adam Schiff who believes every word of all of it and promotes it in congress.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 02, 2025 04:43 PM (RsS92)

28 Hate rats but love the guy driving his little car.

I am coping with the New Year of explosions and senseless death from bacon fearing bastards by mocking them online.

Have the strange glowing orbs gone bye in the sky? Or are they connected with the poison fog in Sweden, the UK and oddly Kentucky (I saw a video and don't remember...headaches, malaise, stuff like that).

We've had our Christmas cold gifts from our grandchildren and are good to go. I refuse, flat out no way, Jose, to fear the rock worshippers! Not going to happen! Ever!

Hang on! It's going to be ok. Sure there will be more, probably til Trump is President and a bit beyond...but I hope people are awake and will stop them.

Eyes wide open. Do not fear the last gasp of dikheads.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 02, 2025 04:44 PM (gi+MR)

29 Learn to cope.

Posted by: davidt at January 02, 2025 04:44 PM (i0F8b)

30 I’d rather watch Jimmy Dore.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 02, 2025 04:45 PM (Hkcdp)

31 @ 26 My sister-in-law just texted me a photo of her single slice toaster. I don't know why.
_________________________________

Could it be a secret 'Little Arfin' Annie' coded message ... ? Enquiring minds 'n all that, y' know ...

Posted by: Dr_No at January 02, 2025 04:46 PM (ayRl+)

32 Single slice toaster?

#SAD

Posted by: Lizzy at January 02, 2025 04:46 PM (Hkcdp)

33 My sister-in-law just texted me a photo of her single slice toaster.

I don't know why.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
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She wants you to take up artisan bread baking?

Posted by: scampydog at January 02, 2025 04:47 PM (2bFN5)

34 26 My sister-in-law just texted me a photo of her single slice toaster.

I don't know why.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2025 04:43 PM (aD39U)

Reply with a random tool.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 02, 2025 04:47 PM (pGgJD)

35 14 Persecution of anyone fighting against the Muslims continues in Britain. What the British government did to protect Muslim mosters should never have happened.
Posted by: Skip
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I'm starting to think that the vast majority of both Labour and Tory pols have secretly converted to Islam, receive huge payments from Qatar, or both. Doesn't quite explain why the police are all wankers now though. Probably pension related.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 02, 2025 04:47 PM (jy0JK)

36 It is kind of interesting looking at the bizarre and creative theories that the left comes up with.

Switch out "left" for people. Its dogma all the way down.

My whole life. Two sides screaming, only getting louder when assumptions are questioned.

Posted by: We'll See at January 02, 2025 04:48 PM (2ySgH)

37 0-0 after the first quarter.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 02, 2025 04:48 PM (2cS/G)

38 There are nine honorably serving servicemen listed on the Vietnam Wall Memorial i.e. killed in Vietnam. Fort Liberty should be re-named after one or all of them.

Posted by: Fenderbender at January 02, 2025 04:48 PM (r72iY)

39
Cities are full of crime and disease because city governments tolerate criminals and the infectious.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2025 04:48 PM (dxSpM)

40 7 Seems a lot of weirdness around LV Cybertruck.

I have a hot take - both guys going through difficult divorce situations and found each other online and decided to take themselves out in spectacular fashion.
Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2025 04:35 PM (QfvaV)

LV's wife is involved. I really think she is. Severe TDS. Probably shot the guy,stuffed him in the borrowed Telsa, and remotely blew up the fireworks. Unfortunately she missed the youtube about IED's...and the metal of the truck helped protect Trump's hotel.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 02, 2025 04:48 PM (gi+MR)

41 Chuck Martel

Interesting theory.

We need an Op Plan to render UK nuclear weapons unusable, or under our control, in that case.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2025 04:49 PM (u82oZ)

42 35 14 Persecution of anyone fighting against the Muslims continues in Britain. What the British government did to protect Muslim mosters should never have happened.
Posted by: Skip

Especially after the thousands of rapes of children in Rotherham. Look that one up. The BBC would not mention, in one report, the race of the raping bastards.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 02, 2025 04:50 PM (gi+MR)

43
FWP: two-slice toaster and there are three slices of bread left.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2025 04:50 PM (dxSpM)

44 @ 26 My sister-in-law just texted me a photo of her single slice toaster. I don't know why.

***

Go on...

Posted by: Toaster Fucker at January 02, 2025 04:51 PM (1FWWQ)

45
I'm starting to think that the vast majority of both Labour and Tory pols have secretly converted to Islam, receive huge payments from Qatar, or both. Doesn't quite explain why the police are all wankers now though. Probably pension related.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 02, 2025 04:47 PM (jy0JK)

HAs Sadiq Khan been knighted yet? If not, will happen soon per the honors list.

Posted by: long night ending, dawn in January at January 02, 2025 04:51 PM (2NXcZ)

46 Reply with a random tool.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 02, 2025 04:47 PM (pGgJD)

__________________________

Adam Schiff is a random tool. Send a photo of him.

Posted by: Orson at January 02, 2025 04:51 PM (dIske)

47 Las Vegas bomber, wife is TDS nut, encourages ex to blow himself up and she gets better result than divorce. What ass hoe.

Posted by: themoomintroll@gmail.com at January 02, 2025 04:51 PM (xA5g+)

48 6 If trans get misgendered, then they aren't doing it correctly!!!
Posted by: lin-duh of the garbage clan at January 02, 2025 04:34 PM (LrpuY)

It is interesting that the ones who are the most quick to take loud, public, and sometimes violent offense are the ones who are barely trying, at best, to pass as the opposite sex. They're just trying to set people up so they can get pissy, claim victimhood, and make TikTok videos for likes. It's just another dysfunctional and pathological form of attention-seeking.

Posted by: Social media delenda est at January 02, 2025 04:52 PM (ybSPO)

49 The UK is much like the US. The majority of Americans hate the trans shit and want the borders controlled. And yet trans shit is what it is and the border is wide open.

I’m sure the majority, and probably a big majority of Brits hate what’s happening. But what they want,
Like what we want, is meaningless. Those in power do what they want.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 02, 2025 04:52 PM (9CnLQ)

50 Chuck Martel

While we are at it, get the NSA and the FED to zero out Hamas wealth, to pay down the debt.

Start if they do not release all the hostages.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2025 04:52 PM (u82oZ)

51 34 26 My sister-in-law just texted me a photo of her single slice toaster.

I don't know why.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2025 04:43 PM (aD39U)

Reply with a random tool.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 02, 2025 04:47 PM (pGgJD)

Love this idea. Phillips head screwdriver with a red bow.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 02, 2025 04:52 PM (gi+MR)

52 Old thread - Aprila made a retro scooter-cycle in the late 1990’s that totally belongs in a garage with that 2024 Audi. I can’t find the model- you’ll know it if you see it.

Lancia Aprilia Berlinetta Aerodinamica (1937).

Posted by: 13times at January 02, 2025 04:52 PM (WHP6G)

53 Oops, nine honorably serving men SURNAMED BRAGG!

Posted by: Fenderbender at January 02, 2025 04:52 PM (r72iY)

54 Huh. Everything is trending towards libs of tiktok no matter what their niche starting out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2025 04:53 PM (bss/y)

55 Its Go Time Donald

The Brits gave up their guns after the Dunblane Massacre. We need to run guns to UK farmers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2025 04:53 PM (u82oZ)

56 What the British government did to protect Muslim mosters should never have happened.

Show me one time - from our colony days on - that the British didn't try to manipulate us against our own best interests to serve their own.

They are an island of self serving pricks. Always have been. Who speak a common language.

Posted by: We'll See at January 02, 2025 04:53 PM (2ySgH)

57 NcCly Dog: Senator Mike Lee, Charlie Kirk, General Mike Flynn, Alex Jones, Elon Musk, Ezra Levant and several others have all chimed in that Tommy Robinson was right and that the prison warden should not be locking him in a solitary dungeon. (his crime, if you want to call it that, was contempt-of-court.)
All are agreed that the man should be freed and exonerated.
One commenter suggested that Trump refuse to recognize Starmer's ambassador until Robinson is freed. I agree. The United Kingdom is a more repressive kingdom than several Islamic kingdoms and doesn't even have as good food.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 02, 2025 04:53 PM (gKWVE)

58
HAs Sadiq Khan been knighted yet? If not, will happen soon per the honors list.
Posted by: long night ending, dawn in January at January 02, 2025 04:51 PM (2NXcZ)

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He was named in the New Years Honours List, but I think Brian still has to whack him with Excalibur or something like that.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2025 04:53 PM (dxSpM)

59 Reply with a random tool.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 02, 2025 04:47 PM (pGgJD)

*zzzip*

*THWAP*

The Paolo, his tool is always ready to reply.

Posted by: The Paolo at January 02, 2025 04:54 PM (ybSPO)

60 "Reply with a random tool.
Posted by: CaliGirl "

NO NOT THAT ONE!

Posted by: fd at January 02, 2025 04:54 PM (vFG9F)

61 Okay, I think it might be a two slice toaster, but just one slot

https://tinyurl.com/2wk43fnc

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2025 04:54 PM (aD39U)

62 Reply with a random tool.

Yeah it has to be something pointless or extremely narrow in its value, like an extending ratchet that bends or something

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 02, 2025 04:54 PM (RsS92)

63 LV guy shot himself with a Desert Eagle then made the truck go boom?

He's divorced and at 19+ years of service. Probably got his retirement briefing and he learned how much of it his ex will get?

Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2025 04:54 PM (QfvaV)

64 My sister-in-law just texted me a photo of her single slice toaster.

I don't know why.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2025 04:43 PM (aD39U)

Reply with a random tool.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 02, 2025 04:47 PM (pGgJD)

Love this idea. Phillips head screwdriver with a red bow.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 02, 2025 04:52 PM (gi+MR)
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And with that, "Clue" was reinvented as a text image game.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 02, 2025 04:55 PM (tT6L1)

65 They are an island of self serving pricks. Always have been. Who speak a common language.
Posted by: We'll See
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Kier Starmer fits that description. Plus he has a punchable face.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 02, 2025 04:55 PM (jy0JK)

66 What the British government did to protect Muslim mosters should never have happened.

Look at how far they go out of their way to protect child molesters, Muslim and... at high places of power.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 02, 2025 04:55 PM (RsS92)

67 dang, that's a lot of cope and colors

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Hey 2025 You Ain't All That Just Cuz You Divisible by 5 at January 02, 2025 04:56 PM (HYKHz)

68 Okay, I think it might be a two slice toaster, but just one slot

https://tinyurl.com/2wk43fnc
Posted by: Grump928(C)
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Wasn't going to say it, but Paolo spoke up. It's called a long slice toaster. They make them with one slot and a bonus...slot.

Posted by: scampydog at January 02, 2025 04:56 PM (2bFN5)

69 He's divorced and at 19+ years of service. Probably got his retirement briefing and he learned how much of it his ex will get?
Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2025 04:54 PM (QfvaV)

Nah, it's the feds

Posted by: long night ending, dawn in January at January 02, 2025 04:56 PM (2NXcZ)

70 My sister-in-law just texted me a photo of her single slice toaster.

I don't know why.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
......

Is it new?

Posted by: wth at January 02, 2025 04:56 PM (v0R5T)

71
Kier Starmer fits that description. Plus he has a punchable face.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 02, 2025 04:55 PM (jy0JK)

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That's Sir Keir Starmer to you, Yank!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2025 04:57 PM (dxSpM)

72 Chuck Martel - it gets better! Who was in charge of Crown Prosecution Service 2008-2013? A lovely chap by name "Keir Starmer".

Posted by: gKWVE at January 02, 2025 04:57 PM (gKWVE)

73 https://tinyurl.com/2wk43fnc
Posted by: Grump928(C)
.....

Sexy.

Posted by: wth at January 02, 2025 04:57 PM (v0R5T)

74 I have every confidence the FBI will solve these attacks and provide a full explanation of everything with transparency and competence just like they did the Las Vegas shootings

Posted by: Said No One At All, Ever at January 02, 2025 04:57 PM (HYKHz)

75 Is it new?
Posted by: wth at January 02, 2025 04:56 PM (v0R5T)

I gots nuttin.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2025 04:57 PM (aD39U)

76
Toaster? Luxury! We had to hold our bread over a match.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2025 04:58 PM (dxSpM)

77 All of the blankety-blank renamed forts with formerly confederate names should be re-named after U.S. service people KIA. Lots of the former cancelled surnames can be found on the Vietnam Wall Memorial.

Posted by: Fenderbender at January 02, 2025 04:58 PM (r72iY)

78 Jawja settles for a FG.

3-0 Dawgs

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2025 04:58 PM (aD39U)

79 Maybe she wants a piece of toast when they visit.

Posted by: wth at January 02, 2025 04:59 PM (v0R5T)

80 >> My sister-in-law just texted me a photo of her single slice toaster. I don't know why.

Send her back a picture of a Bathtub.

Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2025 04:59 PM (UE/EX)

81 I find the lunatics unwatchable. When I say lunatics I am not exaggerating those people are certifiably insane.

Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2025 04:59 PM (KQk9m)

82 If you have a rainbow colored beard and you do not work in the circus you are a dude

Posted by: Life of Wryly at January 02, 2025 04:59 PM (1FWWQ)

83 I saw Single Slice Toaster open for One Quart Crock Pot at the Table For One back in '82.

Posted by: fd at January 02, 2025 04:59 PM (vFG9F)

84 >>We had to hold our bread over a match.

You had a Match?

...lucky.

Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2025 04:59 PM (UE/EX)

85 It's a psyop to get people to sacrifice their children to Moloch.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 02, 2025 05:00 PM (2Jptx)

86 Tommy Robinson's female cousin was caught in this grooming crime spree

Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2025 05:00 PM (fwDg9)

87 Georgia up 3-0.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 02, 2025 05:00 PM (2cS/G)

88 26 My sister-in-law just texted me a photo of her single slice toaster.

I don't know why.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2025 04:43 PM (aD39U)

Care to share the photo?

Posted by: toaster fucker at January 02, 2025 05:00 PM (5GshG)

89 I find the lunatics unwatchable. When I say lunatics I am not exaggerating those people are certifiably insane.

Same. Its like the "manosphere" stuff, I watched a couple out of curiosity but its basically like going to bedlam to giggle at the loonies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 02, 2025 05:00 PM (RsS92)

90 >>LV guy shot himself with a Desert Eagle then made the truck go boom?

That poor gun.

Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2025 05:00 PM (UE/EX)

91 I guess you could toast a small pizza in it, if you laid it on its side.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2025 05:00 PM (aD39U)

92 Maybe she just got hired as a toaster salespersyn.

Posted by: wth at January 02, 2025 05:01 PM (v0R5T)

93 38 There are nine honorably serving servicemen listed on the Vietnam Wall Memorial i.e. killed in Vietnam. Fort Liberty should be re-named after one or all of them."

Could be worse. Fort A.P. Hill is now Fort Cross-Dressing Yankee Spy.

Posted by: Martin Tell at January 02, 2025 05:01 PM (sFNX2)

94 I’m sure the majority, and probably a big majority of Brits hate what’s happening.

And I'm sure - by your statement - you have never met one Brit. They hate guns. Absolutely hate them in a citizens hands.

Like people in Hell bitching about the heat.

Posted by: We'll See at January 02, 2025 05:01 PM (2ySgH)

95 gKWVE

At the rate of Labour politicians leaving that party, they will not survive a full run until elections must be called.

Going so repressive is going to deindustrialize the UK. In addition, scientific research will be damaged. Going green while reducing baseline power is against the Laws of Thermodynamics.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2025 05:01 PM (u82oZ)

96 26 My sister-in-law just texted me a photo of her single slice toaster.

I don't know why.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2025 04:43 PM (aD39U)
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(all excited) Does it do only one side at a time?

Posted by: Ciampino - ephemeral wispy tendrils at January 02, 2025 05:01 PM (i0xsb)

97 All of the blankety-blank renamed forts with formerly confederate names should be re-named after U.S. service people KIA

Yeah I like that idea. Beats naming them after activist queers like Harvey Milk.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 02, 2025 05:01 PM (RsS92)

98 That's Sir Keir Starmer to you, Yank!
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Keir I just learned means black, like his soul. Also could mean "wet ground", a name that suits Joe Biden more.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 02, 2025 05:02 PM (jy0JK)

99 His handlers probably shot him.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 02, 2025 05:02 PM (2Jptx)

100 LV driver did NOT rent the truck. Someone else did.

Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2025 05:02 PM (QfvaV)

101 And I'm sure - by your statement - you have never met one Brit. They hate guns. Absolutely hate them in a citizens hands.

I have a bud in Manchester who alternates between open mockery and bafflement over gun culture in the USA. I mean he's good hearted about it and has a great dry Brit sense of humor but its a cultural divide that they cannot seem to cross.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 02, 2025 05:03 PM (RsS92)

102
Its like the "manosphere" stuff, I watched a couple out of curiosity but its basically like going to bedlam to giggle at the loonies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 02, 2025 05:00 PM (RsS92)

_________

Or the blubbering "I divorced my perfectly good husband for no reason and now I can't get a date" women who record themselves in their cars.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2025 05:04 PM (dxSpM)

103 Less than three weeks to go. What kinds of shit is yet to come from this admin as it lurches to its conclusion, bent on destruction, the EOs going off daily like popcorn in the microwave.

All this shit ain't Joe and Jill. They are not the operators. The evil operators are the unnamed staffers, pumped up with TDS, hate boiling over, determined as sappers to hamstring Trump and MAGA. They are grinding out the docs for signature, they know it's all going to be reversed, but they don't care. They want to punch and kick.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 02, 2025 05:04 PM (KiBMU)

104 I have a bud in Manchester who alternates between open mockery and bafflement over gun culture in the USA. I mean he's good hearted about it and has a great dry Brit sense of humor but its a cultural divide that they cannot seem to cross.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 02, 2025 05:03 PM (RsS92)

Which is why they lost LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at January 02, 2025 05:04 PM (VE6XX)

105 >>And I'm sure - by your statement - you have never met one Brit. They hate guns. Absolutely hate them in a citizens hands.

Because there are no straight male Brits.

They are all at least just a bit gay.

Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2025 05:04 PM (UE/EX)

106 They could go skiing.

https://youtu.be/u4WPSZojtyE

lift destruction

Posted by: DaveA at January 02, 2025 05:04 PM (FhXTo)

107 32 Single slice toaster?

#SAD

Posted by: Lizzy at January 02, 2025 04:46 PM (Hkcdp)
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It's an SST ..... no, not a Concorde, the other one.

Posted by: Ciampino - ephemeral wispy tendrils at January 02, 2025 05:05 PM (i0xsb)

108 Citizen holding weapons means they have to be persuaded. Without weapons, they are thralls.

The Democrat and GOPe Parties sure misses the days of open slavery.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2025 05:06 PM (u82oZ)

109 OMG

I missed the car driving rat thread.

New year off to a bad start.

Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2025 05:06 PM (iziT8)

110 Real barn burner I NO. 3-3

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 02, 2025 05:06 PM (2NHgQ)

111
3-3

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2025 05:06 PM (dxSpM)

112 texted me a photo of her single slice toaster.

Is that what the kids are calling it now?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at January 02, 2025 05:06 PM (e8Sk7)

113 And I'm sure - by your statement - you have never met one Brit. They hate guns. Absolutely hate them in a citizens hands.

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If I were to believe murder mystery Brit shows, nobody has a gun and yet there always seems to be a rifle or shotgun on hand to blow someone's head off, especially if your occupation is attending sheep

Posted by: Said No One At All, Ever at January 02, 2025 05:06 PM (HYKHz)

114 Brits can own long guns and do some shooting heavily regulated ofc. Handguns are completely outlawed. Britain did one time have a strong gun culture but governments can grind you out of it. European countries once had strong gun cultures, heck the business of Belgium is still guns.

Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2025 05:06 PM (KQk9m)

115 3-3

NO SPOILERS!!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2025 05:07 PM (aD39U)

116 Nothing to see here, but the "driver" of the cybertruck died due to a "self-inflicted" gunshot wound to the head.

https://tinyurl.com/bdf9jm2y

Posted by: Methos at January 02, 2025 05:07 PM (Dnobf)

117 I have a bud in Manchester who alternates between open mockery and bafflement over gun culture in the USA.

Like Urban Americans - or half of Canadians. The entire UK is urban. And they cry like rats eating onions at the injustice of it all ... while they mock the tools that make us all equal.

Fuck 'em.

Posted by: We'll See at January 02, 2025 05:07 PM (2ySgH)

118 Or the blubbering "I divorced my perfectly good husband for no reason and now I can't get a date" women who record themselves in their cars.

Yeah guys make careers over commenting about this. "what a bitch, she's horrible and will be too old soon ha ha"

Yeah that's some real insight bro.

I will say that Dadvocate is great and thoughtful, though. And there's a guy named Griffinmind who is less "look at how stupid" and more "here's what you can learn from this and how to be a better person".

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 02, 2025 05:07 PM (RsS92)

119 Place kickers duel.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 02, 2025 05:07 PM (2Jptx)

120 LV driver did NOT rent the truck. Someone else did.
Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2025 05:02 PM (QfvaV)
.......

Another Lone Wolf. Fuckers are everywhere.

Posted by: wth at January 02, 2025 05:07 PM (v0R5T)

121 99 His handlers probably shot him.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 02, 2025 05:02 PM (2Jptx)

I don't believe this guy or the Butler assassin believed they would be killed. They thought it was a sure thing that they would be fine and that the feds would protect them. It was a PR thing at worst, not a death sentence. A job for the good guys.

Posted by: long night ending, dawn in January at January 02, 2025 05:08 PM (2NXcZ)

122 Or the blubbering "I divorced my perfectly good husband for no reason and now I can't get a date" women who record themselves in their cars.

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Have you noticed, they are always on the passenger side? I keep wondering who's driving the car

Posted by: Said No One At All, Ever at January 02, 2025 05:08 PM (HYKHz)

123 So from what I have seen at least one victim was killed by gunfire in NO but was it the perp or the police strays?

Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2025 05:08 PM (KQk9m)

124 Another Lone Wolf. Fuckers are everywhere.
Posted by: wth at January 02, 2025 05:07 PM (v0R5T)

All over the Hoover building and DHS at least.

Posted by: long night ending, dawn in January at January 02, 2025 05:08 PM (2NXcZ)

125 >>LV driver did NOT rent the truck. Someone else did.

I hope they opted for the Insurance Coverage.

Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2025 05:09 PM (UE/EX)

126 LV guy was going off the rails before this incident. More to come.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 02, 2025 05:09 PM (qWdNJ)

127 Or the blubbering "I divorced my perfectly good husband for no reason and now I can't get a date" women who record themselves in their cars.

***********************************

Have you noticed, they are always on the passenger side? I keep wondering who's driving the car
Posted by: Said No One At All, Ever
......

A rat?

Posted by: wth at January 02, 2025 05:09 PM (v0R5T)

128 Packs of lone wolves acting together.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 02, 2025 05:09 PM (2Jptx)

129 Britain did one time have a strong gun culture but governments can grind you out of it.

I still cling to my theory that all the heroism, honor, and masculinity was ground out of Europe after like 500 years of war, capped off by the two world wars. All that was left were the 4Fs, the cowards, the sneaks, and the Wormtongues.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 02, 2025 05:09 PM (RsS92)

130 Okay, I think it might be a two slice toaster, but just one slot

https://tinyurl.com/2wk43fnc
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Speaking of; I haven't seen any posts by Admiral Ackbar lately.

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 02, 2025 05:09 PM (NMT5x)

131 14
‘ What the British government did to protect Muslim mosters should never have happened.’

What they did and continue to do to Britain ought to be punished.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 02, 2025 05:09 PM (jbnUc)

132 Youtubers post their videos flipped for some reason.

Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2025 05:10 PM (iziT8)

133 “Matt was a very skilled warrior, and he would be able to make — if it was him, and if he did this — he would’ve been able to make a more sophisticated explosive than using propane tanks and camping fuel,” Dean Livelsberger told The Independent.

Posted by: Orson at January 02, 2025 05:10 PM (dIske)

134 Toaster? Luxury! We had to hold our bread over a match.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2025 04:58 PM (dxSpM)

You had bread? All we had were expired saltines that we'd leave out on a hot sidewalk.

Posted by: Josephistan at January 02, 2025 05:10 PM (rNRD2)

135 Or the blubbering "I divorced my perfectly good husband for no reason and now I can't get a date" women who record themselves in their cars.

I swear Tik Tok in particular has made women insane.

Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2025 05:10 PM (KQk9m)

136 >>Matt was a very skilled warrior, and he would be able to make — if it was him, and if he did this — he would’ve been able to make a more sophisticated explosive than using propane tanks and camping fuel,” Dean Livelsberger told The Independent.

No offense, but BS.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 02, 2025 05:10 PM (qWdNJ)

137 All-Points Bulletin..............

There is a Rotting Corpse seen in the Washington, DC area pretending to be POTUS. Last seen near 1600 PA Avenue sniffing a young girl's butt

Please notify the Secret Service Toll Free if this creature is seen.........

Posted by: The Secret Service at January 02, 2025 05:10 PM (smB1O)

138 133 Wow nice statement, "my son would have been a much more competent terrorist if it was really him"

Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2025 05:11 PM (KQk9m)

139 >>I still cling to my theory that all the heroism, honor, and masculinity was ground out of Europe after like 500 years of war, capped off by the two world wars. All that was left were the 4Fs, the cowards, the sneaks, and the Wormtongues.

Damn. You are being awfully hard on the French.

Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2025 05:11 PM (UE/EX)

140 NO and LV were both nut jobs. Innocents payed dearly for these murderous assholes insanity.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 02, 2025 05:11 PM (2NHgQ)

141 Have you noticed, they are always on the passenger side? I keep wondering who's driving the car

Its a bit misleading, the videos are always flipped horizontally. I have heard some theories about it, the predominant one being that its an attempt to get around copyright strikes by mirroring the video.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 02, 2025 05:11 PM (RsS92)

142 And there's a guy named Griffinmind who is less "look at how stupid" and more "here's what you can learn from this and how to be a better person".

***********************

Oh yeah I've seen his vids, I think he has a Japanese girlfriend now too, so naturally his videos are much happier

Alexander Grace is another good one

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Hey 2025 You Ain't All That Just Cuz You Divisible by 5 at January 02, 2025 05:11 PM (HYKHz)

143 Green Beret Nap Time @GBNT1952 6h
There is still a lot we do not know about Matthew Livelsberger, the alleged Vegas bomber, but here is what we do know and there is a lot that does not add up:

He recently made the E8 list for MSG in 2023 in an 18Z slot, which means he was a Special Forces soldier and if he pinned, would have still been on Active Duty. This also means he was well within his Team Sergeant time.

He was an 18E, Special Forces Communications Sergeant and then went to the Fox course to become an 18F, Intelligence Sergeant before making the E8 list.

He also apparently was Small Unmanned Aircraft Systems (SUAS) qualified, which implies he had training as a drone pilot. I'm submitting a FOIA request for his military records, but expect that to take some time.
====
BIG thread here with updates like Sara was his ex-wife of 10 years ago
Green Beret Nap Time @GBNT1952 4h
More information coming out. This is looking like a setup. GBs close to him are positive he would not do such a thing.

https://tinyurl.com/mr972psb

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 02, 2025 05:11 PM (hovnC)

144 He shot himself in the head so he could not flee the vehicle and rat out the feds. He loved them so. He must have been so shocked when the other guy put the gun to his head, or maybe he was drugged like the Petula fan?

Posted by: long night ending, dawn in January at January 02, 2025 05:11 PM (2NXcZ)

145 I hate this fucking techno everything bullshit. Got a jury summons, website won't take my email. County clerk. After 6 tries tells me I have to do it online. I hate this shit.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 02, 2025 05:12 PM (XTmTf)

146 I showed my, at the time 19 year old British.. okay he's my wife's half step brother's kid, my gun safes when they (the whole weird family) "hopped the pond" over here once to annoy the fuck out of me.
He about shit his pants and I couldn't talk him into going shooting.
Little pussy.
He was pretty beside himself with the knife collection too.

Posted by: Reforger at January 02, 2025 05:12 PM (xcIvR)

147 What they did and continue to do to Britain ought to be punished.

Not by us. Freedom can't be given. A lesson our political elders refused to learns for at least 75 years.

Posted by: We'll See at January 02, 2025 05:12 PM (2ySgH)

148 105
‘ They are all at least just a bit gay.’

If you’re saying it, I’m taking it to the bank.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 02, 2025 05:12 PM (jbnUc)

149 129 That was part of it and part of it happened here with the "greatest generation", they wanted a utopia for their kids after what they had seen. In the UK it was the embracing of socialized medicine.

Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2025 05:12 PM (KQk9m)

150 Or the blubbering "I divorced my perfectly good husband for no reason and now I can't get a date" women who record themselves in their cars.

I swear Tik Tok in particular has made women insane.
Posted by: steevy
......

Like this is something I want to listen to. I was married once.

Posted by: wth at January 02, 2025 05:12 PM (v0R5T)

151 he would’ve been able to make a more sophisticated explosive than using propane tanks and camping fuel,” Dean Livelsberger told The Independent.
Posted by: Orson
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His dad isn't buying the official narrative. Me neither.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 02, 2025 05:12 PM (jy0JK)

152 Its a bit misleading, the videos are always flipped horizontally. I have heard some theories about it, the predominant one being that its an attempt to get around copyright strikes by mirroring the video.

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Oh yeah, I keep forgetting the selfie vids are typically inverted

there was a time I thought every idiot tiktokker was british because the steering wheel was on the right side as well, lol

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Hey 2025 You Ain't All That Just Cuz You Divisible by 5 at January 02, 2025 05:13 PM (HYKHz)

153
Have you noticed, they are always on the passenger side? I keep wondering who's driving the car
Posted by: Said No One At All, Ever at January 02, 2025 05:08 PM (HYKHz)

_______

I think it's some mirror image function on their phones none of them ever knows how to turn off because they no longer have a husband to do it for them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2025 05:13 PM (dxSpM)

154 I think the single slice toaster photo means your sister wants to have sex with you.

Although I have been known to misread the signs, from time to time -- Abdul the Groomer

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at January 02, 2025 05:13 PM (wBaIH)

155 Wow nice statement, "my son would have been a much more competent terrorist if it was really him"

Yeah I'm not sure that's coming across like she means it

Damn. You are being awfully hard on the French.

LOL

Still, consider the French. Until the 20th century, they were pretty badass. They had the most powerful infantry on earth until Wellington showed up. Most of the language we use for military terms are French in origin (well, except for the Navy, that's all Brit). Now look at them. Yeah, they riot at the drop of a hat, but the riots never accomplish anything but burned cars.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 02, 2025 05:13 PM (RsS92)

156 Did he double tap?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 02, 2025 05:13 PM (2Jptx)

157 BIG thread here with updates like Sara was his ex-wife of 10 years ago
Green Beret Nap Time @GBNT1952 4h
More information coming out. This is looking like a setup. GBs close to him are positive he would not do such a thing.

https://tinyurl.com/mr972psb
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 02, 2025 05:11 PM (hovnC)

Another fatal encounter with the deadly Dependapatomas.

Posted by: Reforger at January 02, 2025 05:14 PM (xcIvR)

158 61 Okay, I think it might be a two slice toaster, but just one slot

https://tinyurl.com/2wk43fnc

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2025 04:54 PM (aD39U)
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Cheating showing mainly examples with bagels - now do 2 Slices of Texas Toast.

Posted by: Ciampino - ephemeral wispy tendrils at January 02, 2025 05:15 PM (i0xsb)

159 My sister-in-law just texted me a photo of her single slice toaster.
I don't know why.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

It's for making toast sandwiches, obviously.

https://is.gd/ESgYSH (wikipedia)

Posted by: mikeski at January 02, 2025 05:15 PM (DgGvY)

160 https://tinyurl.com/mr972psb
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 02, 2025 05:11 PM (hovnC)

So how did he change that Signal safety code after the explosion?

Feds

Posted by: long night ending, dawn in January at January 02, 2025 05:15 PM (2NXcZ)

161 He about shit his pants and I couldn't talk him into going shooting.

Yeah that's too bad because I have not yet heard or seen an example of someone who hated guns not changing from a trip to the range. They walk away with an embarrassed grin going "damn that was fun"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 02, 2025 05:16 PM (RsS92)

162 All-Points Bulletin..............

There is a Rotting Corpse seen in the Washington, DC area pretending to be POTUS. Last seen near 1600 PA Avenue sniffing a young girl's butt

Please notify the Secret Service Toll Free if this creature is seen.........
Posted by: The Secret Service
......

I drove by the WH earlier and saw him stuck in a hedge.

Posted by: wth at January 02, 2025 05:16 PM (v0R5T)

163 toddstarnes @toddstarnes 2h
Vegas police say the Trump International attacker was shot in the head before the bomb exploded. They said his body was burned beyond recognition. They were able to identify him based on his passport and military ID -- which did not burn in the massive fire. Umm....

DC_Draino @DC_Draino 1h
Now that we know the Vegas suspect was found with a bullet in his head, I see 2 possible scenarios:

1. He shot himself - he was planning to commit suicide & didn’t want to risk being burned alive

2. He was shot by someone else & the Tesla was auto-pilot navigated to the Trump hotel

DogeDesigner @cb_doge 50m
BREAKING: The Cybertruck, which was bombed by terrorists, will soon be back on the road.

The battery pack didn’t catch fire. Elon Musk has confirmed that once they get the truck back to Tesla, they’ll buff out the scratches and get it back on the road.

Catturd ™ @catturd2 14m
So a paper military ID and a paper passport survived this fire?

Pull my [leg].

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 02, 2025 05:17 PM (hovnC)

164 Yea are fanatical in their determination to censor us.

>>@gekaminsky

>>EXCLUSIVE: The State Department has quietly crafted plans to distribute staffers from its shuttered Global Engagement Center to a new internal "hub" coordinating the accused censorship office's activities, according to documents obtained by
@dcexaminer

Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2025 05:17 PM (LkLld)

165 That single-slice toaster actually fits two slices in a row. Might be a good idea for small apartments short on space.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 02, 2025 05:17 PM (guV8E)

166 My sister-in-law just texted me a photo of her single slice toaster

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That's crazy, what if she wants to toast more than one slice?

She'd have to get several of these toasters at least

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Hey 2025 You Ain't All That Just Cuz You Divisible by 5 at January 02, 2025 05:17 PM (HYKHz)

167 Wait, can't you see him moving in the car before it blows in the surveillance video?

Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2025 05:17 PM (KQk9m)

168 Why not use a rone or a selfdriving vehicle with a remote trigger?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 02, 2025 05:18 PM (2Jptx)

169 145 I hate this fucking techno everything bullshit.
____

I hate digital tickets. You get in line and find your email with the tickets, or your digital wallet (whatever the hell that is, I still haven't figured out it's nuances). Then the phone locks by the time you get to the ticket taker, then you have to find it again, but everyone around you is doing the same thing and the data feed is down to a trickle and the site takes forever to get back up. And get off my lawn!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 02, 2025 05:18 PM (jy0JK)

170 66 What the British government did to protect Muslim mosters should never have happened.

Look at how far they go out of their way to protect child molesters, Muslim and... at high places of power.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 02, 2025 04:55 PM (RsS92)
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Almost as bad as our Congress!
(worry about islamophobia, slush fund to pay off sex crimes)

Posted by: Ciampino - ephemeral wispy tendrils at January 02, 2025 05:18 PM (i0xsb)

171 Tony Seruga @TonySeruga 1h
🚨 BREAKING: Matthew Livelsberger Shot Himself Before Blowing Up the Cybertruck Outside Trump Tower 🚨
Authorities have revealed that Matthew Livelsberger, 37, shot himself in the head moments before his Tesla Cybertruck exploded outside Trump Tower in Las Vegas.

“We do know who rented the truck, we are looking at that individual, but I am not prepared to release the name of any of the individuals that we are looking at,” Clark County Sheriff Kevin McMahill said on Wednesday.

Senior law enforcement sources confirmed to KOAA news outlet that Livelsberger was the driver of the Cybertruck used in the attack.

Sheriff Kevin McMahill confirmed on Thursday that Livelsberger’s body was so badly burned in the explosion that identification was only possible through his tattoos, Daily Mail reported.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article…

Defiant L’s @DefiantLs 42m
Family of Matthew Livelsberger: “He used to have all patriotic stuff on Facebook, he was 100 percent loving the country.”

“He loved Trump, and he was always a very, very patriotic soldier, a patriotic American.

https://tinyurl.com/yckm7r46
1:14 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 02, 2025 05:19 PM (hovnC)

172 I despise having to have an "app" for every fucking thing.

Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2025 05:19 PM (KQk9m)

173 One of the toasts is almost ready.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 02, 2025 05:19 PM (2Jptx)

174 My sister-in-law just texted me a photo of her single slice toaster.
I don't know why.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
......

Does your brother know about this?

Posted by: wth at January 02, 2025 05:19 PM (v0R5T)

175 They should have found someone more isolated, like the Petula fan. Drug him up and put him in the vehicle, play Downtown...boom.
The fed who did the Nashville op must have retired to Lenawee county or something.

Posted by: long night ending, dawn in January at January 02, 2025 05:19 PM (2NXcZ)

176 Assuming single slice toaster is not a euphemism

Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2025 05:20 PM (KQk9m)

177 His dad isn't buying the official narrative. Me neither.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 02, 2025 05:12 PM (jy0JK)

_____________________________

It's his uncle...but same deal. Also, he was a big big Trump supporter according to his uncle, and he's got quite the SF record. Two Bronze Stars..summa cum laude college grad. 18 of his 19 years in special forces. One thing does stand out however. He worked with the spooks. He won the Department of State Meritorious Honor Award for “interagency contributions that resulted in increased interoperability and efficiency while serving as the Operations Sergeant at Special Operations Command Forward.”

https://tinyurl.com/bdzz8czu
a lot of good information in this article

Posted by: Orson at January 02, 2025 05:20 PM (dIske)

178
“He loved Trump, and he was always a very, very patriotic soldier, a patriotic American

So he showed his "love" by blowing himself up in a Tesla in front of Trump Tower ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 02, 2025 05:20 PM (VE6XX)

179 More information coming out. This is looking like a setup. GBs close to him are positive he would not do such a thing.

"wanking motion"

Sure. And SF cadre would never go to Mexico and create

Posted by: We'll See at January 02, 2025 05:20 PM (2ySgH)

180 >>He about shit his pants and I couldn't talk him into going shooting.

Friend of mine from college mentioned over breakfast one morning that he had never shot a gun and was afraid of them.

My grandfather took my friend's plate away, told my father to hand me his pistol and then he told me to take my friend out in the yard and not come back until he was fixed.

Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2025 05:20 PM (UE/EX)

181
The single-slice toaster that only has heating elements on one side. It's to save the environment!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2025 05:21 PM (dxSpM)

182 @145/Ben Had: "Got a jury summons, website won't take my email. County clerk. After 6 tries tells me I have to do it online."

Let me guess, they initiated the process by sending you a physical letter via USPS... (Just noting the irony here.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 02, 2025 05:21 PM (O7YUW)

183 Is Islamomysia a better term for hate for mohammedans? I mean I don't fear them. A hydrophobic dog fears water.

Linguists? English-Greek scholars or even Latin?

Posted by: Ciampino - ephemeral wispy tendrils at January 02, 2025 05:21 PM (i0xsb)

184 Why not use a rone or a selfdriving vehicle with a remote trigger?

Posted by: Boss Moss

They effectively did, after a fashion...

Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at January 02, 2025 05:21 PM (OUMaO)

185 Sometimes a single slice toaster is just a single slice toaster.

Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2025 05:22 PM (iziT8)

186 (worry about islamophobia, slush fund to pay off sex crimes)

Yeah I have no doubt that our elites are every bit as entangled with the kiddy thing but damn that Saville case... he was not even trying to hide it, blatant as Biden.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 02, 2025 05:22 PM (RsS92)

187 177 Shit gets stranger and stranger

Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2025 05:22 PM (KQk9m)

188 141 Its a bit misleading, the videos are always flipped horizontally. I have heard some theories about it, the predominant one being that its an attempt to get around copyright strikes by mirroring the video.

it's probably mostly using selfie mode on their phone. selfie mode tends to do that.

Posted by: anachronda at January 02, 2025 05:22 PM (v3pYe)

189 My sister-in-law just texted me a photo of her single slice toaster.
I don't know why.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
......

Does your brother know about this?
Posted by: wth at January 02, 2025 05:19 PM

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One-track mind.

Could be his wife's sister.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 02, 2025 05:22 PM (wzAuc)

190
BIG thread here with updates like Sara was his ex-wife of 10 years ago
Green Beret Nap Time @GBNT1952 4h
More information coming out. This is looking like a setup. GBs close to him are positive he would not do such a thing.

https://tinyurl.com/mr972psb
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 02, 2025 05:11 PM (hovnC)

He makes some really good points. I agree with why would you shoot yourself before blowing yourself up?

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 02, 2025 05:22 PM (CMcGo)

191 >>He about shit his pants and I couldn't talk him into going shooting.

Friend of mine from college mentioned over breakfast one morning that he had never shot a gun and was afraid of them.

My grandfather took my friend's plate away, told my father to hand me his pistol and then he told me to take my friend out in the yard and not come back until he was fixed.

Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2025 05:20 PM (UE/EX)

Did you force him to dig his own grave?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2025 05:22 PM (aD39U)

192 My grandfather took my friend's plate away, told my father to hand me his pistol and then he told me to take my friend out in the yard and not come back until he was fixed.

Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2025 05:20 PM (UE/EX)
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I'm hoping "fixed" in this context does not mean "neutered."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 02, 2025 05:23 PM (BpYfr)

193 Yeah, they riot at the drop of a hat, but the riots never accomplish anything but burned cars.
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I believe these rioting Frenchman you are referring to have such names as Muhammed, Sulemain, Fareed etc.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 02, 2025 05:23 PM (jy0JK)

194 Some Brit YT creators I have seen come over to the states have had a ball blazing away at the range.

Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2025 05:23 PM (KQk9m)

195 145 I hate this fucking techno everything bullshit.
.......

My brother does all his banking and bill paying on his Smartphone. Gee, hope he doesn't lose it.
He also drives an EV and voted for Kamalama.

Posted by: wth at January 02, 2025 05:23 PM (v0R5T)

196 I'm just a patsy.

Posted by: Zombie Cybertruck guy at January 02, 2025 05:23 PM (5FPX4)

197 I have been a bit more focused on the NOLA terrorist bastard, who I refer to as Leroy (no offense to real Leroy's as my rule is not to martyrize...invented word...moose limb bastards).

His brother, with a moose limb name, referred to him as as "sweetheart." Ok. My own brothers, living and dead, would be insulted by this and I would hear about it from heaven and on earth. What kind of faggy pants comment is that?

His first wife's name was Nakedra. I am not kidding. And I may change my name to this soon. It is my most favorite name short of Placentia.

The LV guy, with wild crazy eyes, and his cray eyed wife, were up to no good as she was radically TDS. That spread like herpes to him, possibly a new STD. In order to have some fun in the bedroom he had to cave to her commands. Which included shooting himself as she pushed the remote to blow him to smithereens. With apparent bottle rockets and boom booms vs IED. Thankfully. He made for a very poor terrorist as his swan song. Good.

Meanwhile, so I read briefly, there are chy nee troops at the border being watched by special forces. We are in great hands! In every direction! Will the space orbs save us? Stay alert, Morons.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 02, 2025 05:24 PM (gi+MR)

198 With the loss of Broxtow, Old Sarum, Little Farkington and Burthorp West, Labour is doomed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2025 04:43 PM (dxSpM)
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A nation's hopes are now pinned on a new candidate: Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim- bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel of the Silly Party. He's got Luton's vote locked up!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at January 02, 2025 05:24 PM (kpS4V)

199 There are two kinds of men in the world ...

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2025 05:24 PM (aD39U)

200 My grandfather took my friend's plate away, told my father to hand me his pistol and then he told me to take my friend out in the yard and not come back until he was fixed.

Posted by: garrett

Thats awesome.

Posted by: Kratwurst at January 02, 2025 05:24 PM (nIRE6)

201 There are few things in this world as relaxing as a cat snoring beside you...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 02, 2025 05:24 PM (BpYfr)

202 "Los Zetas". My post got cut off.

Posted by: We'll See at January 02, 2025 05:24 PM (2ySgH)

203 190
BIG thread here with updates like Sara was his ex-wife of 10 years ago
Green Beret Nap Time @GBNT1952 4h
More information coming out. This is looking like a setup. GBs close to him are positive he would not do such a thing.

https://tinyurl.com/mr972psb
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 02, 2025 05:11 PM (hovnC)

He makes some really good points. I agree with why would you shoot yourself before blowing yourself up?
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 02, 2025 05:22 PM (CMcGo)

Only reasonable explanations would be 1. coward (military service says otherwise) or 2. mental break with voices telling you to do so (not in evidence).

Sticking with my morning call for now...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 02, 2025 05:25 PM (exHjb)

204 MSM, I assume, laugh at Biden's "quip".

Breaking911 @Breaking911 22m
HEARTLESS OR SENILE? While addressing the deadly terror attack, Biden says he “can’t wait to get this damn thing done” so he can watch the Sugar Bowl.

https://tinyurl.com/34m4pcyt
11 seconds; BTW, news here said the reschedule match was for 8 PM

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 02, 2025 05:25 PM (hovnC)

205 One-track mind.

Could be his wife's sister.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer
......

Ooh ooh. NOW we're getting somewhere.

Posted by: wth at January 02, 2025 05:25 PM (v0R5T)

206 it's probably mostly using selfie mode on their phone. selfie mode tends to do that.

Yeah I think that's more it than any sort of copyright dodge, but I wasn't sure and didn't want to commit to something that would get me mocked again

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 02, 2025 05:25 PM (RsS92)

207 Luton's been Silly for 60 years.

Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2025 05:26 PM (iziT8)

208 I wonder how many more of these windup toys they have.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 02, 2025 05:26 PM (2Jptx)

209 Those with guns, and those who dig..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2025 05:26 PM (aD39U)

210 >>Thats awesome.

Gramps first words upon hearing that were - 'That's un-American!'.

Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2025 05:26 PM (UE/EX)

211 I mean, everybody's mom thinks they are a wonderful hero. I bet Hitler's mom thought he was a sweetheart who would hurt nobody. Think of all the hoodrat's moms who thought their BAYBAY would never hurt a soul and the heartless cops murdered him

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 02, 2025 05:27 PM (RsS92)

212 208 How many will they activate for the inauguration?

Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2025 05:27 PM (KQk9m)

213 >>I mean, everybody's mom thinks they are a wonderful hero. I bet Hitler's mom thought he was a sweetheart who would hurt nobody

And such a talented artist!

Posted by: Hitler's Mom at January 02, 2025 05:28 PM (UE/EX)

214 @ 105 >>And I'm sure - by your statement - you have never met one Brit. They hate guns. Absolutely hate them in a citizens hands.
__________________________________________

The statement is, unfortunately, correct. BUT: If any Brit wants to take my gun(-s), he/she/it is welcome to try, since they'll be (too effing bad for them, eh?) ... UNARMED. They'll learn rat quick about a game called 'Hooray for Me and Fuck You!' ...

Posted by: Dr_No at January 02, 2025 05:28 PM (ayRl+)

215 193
I believe these rioting Frenchman you are referring to have such names as Muhammed, Sulemain, Fareed etc.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 02, 2025 05:23 PM (jy0JK)
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YOU LEFT OUT ACHMED!! (a Leno favorite)

Posted by: Ciampino - ephemeral wispy tendrils at January 02, 2025 05:29 PM (i0xsb)

216 @Dapper_Det
·
13m
BREAKING: Police have shutdown I-85 in Greenville County, South Carolina due to a bomb threat involving this 18-wheeler

Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2025 05:29 PM (LkLld)

217 Gun rhymes with fun.

Posted by: wth at January 02, 2025 05:29 PM (v0R5T)

218 "I mean, everybody's mom thinks they are a wonderful hero. I bet Hitler's mom thought he was a sweetheart who would hurt nobody

And such a talented artist!
Posted by: Hitler's Mom"

He used to cut my grass!

Posted by: Hitler's mom's next door neighbor at January 02, 2025 05:29 PM (vFG9F)

219 #204 I guess I [and the MFM here] was wrong.

Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
National Anthem & “USA” chants at the Sugar Bowl in New Orleans

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 02, 2025 05:30 PM (hovnC)

220 I wonder how many more of these windup toys they have.

The problem isn't how many they have. The problem is they still control them. Better these toys be wild and free range.

Posted by: We'll See at January 02, 2025 05:30 PM (2ySgH)

221 Christopher, my sweet mother warned us girls that if we committed crimes, we were not to expect her to plead our cases before the judge.

"I'll love you just as much if you're behind bars!"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at January 02, 2025 05:30 PM (kpS4V)

222 I thought a lot of rural Brits owned guns and enjoyed hunting?

I'm sure Londoners and other snotwads hate guns,but they're all self-important asshoes, so who cares?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 02, 2025 05:30 PM (sJHOI)

223 ok, my theory - the wife is in cahoots with the Mex cartels, they killed him, navigated Tesla to Trump hotel and boom.

Posted by: runner at January 02, 2025 05:31 PM (g47mK)

224 My sister-in-law just texted me a photo of her single slice toaster

*******************************

That's crazy, what if she wants to toast more than one slice?

She'd have to get several of these toasters at least
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Hey 2025 You Ain't All That Just Cuz You Divisible by 5 at January 02, 2025 05:17 PM (HYKHz)

I have had one of those for maybe 2 decades You put 2 next to each other for 2, and it fits wider hand cut slices of home made bread .

Posted by: Oldcat at January 02, 2025 05:31 PM (n7h9X)

225 London is only 30% British

Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2025 05:31 PM (KQk9m)

226 BREAKING: Police have shutdown I-85 in Greenville County, South Carolina due to a bomb threat involving this 18-wheeler
Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2025 05:29 PM (LkLld)1

Great. Let me turn the news on.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 02, 2025 05:31 PM (dR6yv)

227 A single-slice toaster is the epitome of uselessness. All normal people want at least 2 slices of toast if they're going to have toast at all.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 02, 2025 05:31 PM (XMwZJ)

228 He used to cut my grass!

This is what made me laugh so much at the Eddie Murphy bit where Buckwheat was shot. EVERYONE they talked to about the shooter said he was terrible and expected him to try to shoot someone.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 02, 2025 05:32 PM (RsS92)

229 >>BREAKING: Police have shutdown I-85 in Greenville County, South Carolina due to a bomb threat involving this 18-wheeler

Quick. Call Sandra Bullock.

Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2025 05:32 PM (UE/EX)

230 ok, my theory - the wife is in cahoots with the Mex cartels, they killed him, navigated Tesla to Trump hotel and boom.
Posted by: runner at January 02, 2025 05:31 PM (g47mK)

I kept reading that as you saying 'My wife is in cahoots'.

Took a few tries, sorry,

Posted by: Oldcat at January 02, 2025 05:32 PM (n7h9X)

231
The problem isn't how many they have. The problem is they still control them. Better these toys be wild and free range.
Posted by: We'll See at January 02, 2025 05:30 PM (2ySgH)

I wonder if any are smart enough to back out at this point or turn the tables, or even call Bannon or something.

Posted by: long night ending, dawn in January at January 02, 2025 05:32 PM (2NXcZ)

232 "I'll love you just as much if you're behind bars!"

LOL my mom would have been the same way

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 02, 2025 05:32 PM (RsS92)

233 Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
COPS: "Mr. Musk has sent out a number of his folks" to retrieve video footage from Cybertruck.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 02, 2025 05:32 PM (hovnC)

234 Like...who just eats one egg?

Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2025 05:33 PM (iziT8)

235 LV guy was intel, maybe he caught wind of something and had to be gone.

Posted by: davidt at January 02, 2025 05:33 PM (i0F8b)

236 I 85. I think an I state NC is already closed. Not a good day to be a trucker.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 02, 2025 05:33 PM (2Jptx)

237
Neighbor: He was a quiet guy, kept mostly to himself.
Reporter: Do you think he did it?
Neighbor: Oh yeah, shooting Buckwheat was all he ever talked about.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2025 05:33 PM (aD39U)

238 Is it “copium” or “copeium”? I think the latter.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 02, 2025 05:33 PM (guV8E)

239 I have an Instant brand toaster-over. Perfect for company/visitors--up to 6 slices at a time. Plus, you can make pies, cornbread, roast chicken, fry taters, etc.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 02, 2025 05:34 PM (XMwZJ)

240 No man can eat just one egg!

Posted by: Cool Hand Luke at January 02, 2025 05:34 PM (UE/EX)

241 233 Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
COPS: "Mr. Musk has sent out a number of his folks" to retrieve video footage from Cybertruck.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 02, 2025 05:32 PM (hovnC)

So he knows it's an op.

Posted by: long night ending, dawn in January at January 02, 2025 05:34 PM (2NXcZ)

242 Wide-slice toasters that can do four slices at once, or GTFO.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 02, 2025 05:34 PM (O7YUW)

243 What is it with college coaches and visors?

Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2025 05:35 PM (iziT8)

244 Wide-slice toasters that can do four slices at once, or GTFO.

With a proper bagel setting that only cooks one side of the slice

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 02, 2025 05:35 PM (RsS92)

245
All normal people want at least 2 slices of toast if they're going to have toast at all.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 02, 2025 05:31 PM (XMwZJ)

__________

"The Europeans only eat one slice at a time!" - Status-Anxious AWFLs

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2025 05:35 PM (dxSpM)

246 >>Like...who just eats one egg?

The Hamburglar. He invented the Egg McMuffin.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2025 05:35 PM (LkLld)

247 201 There are few things in this world as relaxing as a cat snoring beside you...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 02, 2025 05:24 PM (BpYfr)
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As soon as my brain processed a bladder-full signal, and before my distracted brain got away from this blog, Bailey crunched himself between me and the armrest and went to sleep. Now I'm stuck. Maybe someone will make food noises!

Posted by: Ciampino - ephemeral wispy tendrils at January 02, 2025 05:35 PM (i0xsb)

248 Or the blubbering "I divorced my perfectly good husband for no reason and now I can't get a date" women who record themselves in their cars.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2025 05:04 PM (dxSpM)

I think anyone thinking of getting a divorce with a "perfectly good mate" should, before plowing on through with a divorce should:

1) Stand naked in front of a full length mirror and give yourself an honest assessment.

2) Write down what else you bring to the party besides your hoo-ha or weiner. Are you a good conversationalist? Do you have a great sense of humor? Are you rich or reasonably well-off? Etc, etc.

3) Ask yourself what could be considered your negatives. Do you spend insanely? Are you an alcoholic? Do you have a bad temper? Etc, Etc.

4) Ask yourself this: if you didn't know you and just met you, would you date you?

5) Do you think that as you are now, you could attract someone better than your "perfectly good mate"?

When I was bartending, I saw a lot of ...uh...self-delusion.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 02, 2025 05:36 PM (iJfKG)

249 Neighbor: Oh yeah, shooting Buckwheat was all he ever talked about.

Modern kids would not understand this but in the past, before the cell phone and when MTV had music on it, SNL was actually funny sometimes

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 02, 2025 05:36 PM (RsS92)

250 233 Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
COPS: "Mr. Musk has sent out a number of his folks" to retrieve video footage from Cybertruck.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 02, 2025 05:32 PM (hovnC)

Yes - see WHO was charging the Tesla each time and if anyone else was ever there...same for the gun buy timeframe and the last fateful drive...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 02, 2025 05:36 PM (exHjb)

251 247
If I start crying then I'll know I'm full.

Posted by: Ciampino - ephemeral wispy tendrils at January 02, 2025 05:36 PM (i0xsb)

252 Some claim both were involved in psychological opps at Ft Bragg.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 02, 2025 05:36 PM (2Jptx)

253 I despise having to have an "app" for every fucking thing.
Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2025 05:19 PM (KQk9m)

There's an app to cure you of that.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 02, 2025 05:37 PM (n7h9X)

254 "The Europeans only eat one slice at a time!" - Status-Anxious AWFLs
I said NORMAL people...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 02, 2025 05:37 PM (XMwZJ)

255
Ask yourself this: if you didn't know you and just met you, would you date you?

_________

Hell, no. I'm amazed HM has put up with me for 30 years.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2025 05:37 PM (dxSpM)

256 >Neighbor: Oh yeah, shooting Buckwheat was all he ever talked about.

That was great comedy.

Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2025 05:38 PM (UE/EX)

257 I have baskets of corn!

Posted by: Kwanzaa Timmy at January 02, 2025 05:38 PM (aD39U)

258 Ooh, GA fumbles on their on 13.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2025 05:38 PM (aD39U)

259 2)Write down what else you bring to the party besides your hoo-ha or weiner. Are you a good conversationalist? Do you have a great sense of humor? Are you rich or reasonably well-off? Etc, etc.

3) Ask yourself what could be considered your negatives. Do you spend insanely? Are you an alcoholic? Do you have a bad temper? Etc, Etc.

4) Ask yourself this: if you didn't know you and just met you, would you date you?

These are why I am single LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 02, 2025 05:38 PM (RsS92)

260 Touchdown Domers. Finally a bit of excitement.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 02, 2025 05:38 PM (2NHgQ)

261 Octotoaster?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 02, 2025 05:39 PM (2Jptx)

262 Woo! Big turnover leads to huge TD! Irish up 14-3 going into the Half.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 02, 2025 05:39 PM (2cS/G)

263 So my buddy and his GF went to vegas for new years. I think they were planning on getting hitched. He works for Tesla. Both are big Trump supporters.
When they told me on Tuesday they were going my question was "Why?".
They should be home in a few and I can't wait to hear their take on things.

Posted by: Reforger at January 02, 2025 05:40 PM (xcIvR)

264 Oops, 13-3.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 02, 2025 05:40 PM (2cS/G)

265 I can never remember the theme song from Octopussy. I doubt this is going to affect my life in any profound manner though.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 02, 2025 05:40 PM (D7oie)

266 258 Ooh, GA fumbles on their on 13.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2025 05:38 PM (aD39U)

This would have been FSU's offense last year.
Like GA, they should have been giving the chance with their defense.

And before anyone says they got blown out in their "no one cares/doesn't matter bowl"...well, it's becoming obvious that 1st team out of the championship series pretty much has all players quit and the rest roll over and lose in the "just pay me" bowl...

Same thing usually happens in the NIT in basketball...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 02, 2025 05:40 PM (exHjb)

267 3-3 to 14-3?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 02, 2025 05:41 PM (2Jptx)

268 Posted by: naturalfake at January 02, 2025 05:36 PM (iJfKG)

I have never thought of getting a divorce.

My sister has been married for about 40 years. She once made me laugh by saying, “I never thought of getting a divorce. There have been times when I wanted to murder him.”

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 02, 2025 05:42 PM (A5uGN)

269 I can never remember the theme song from Octopussy.

Its one of those awful cloying late 70s soft pop songs "All Time High" that Bond was saddled with for like 5 movies. Decent Bond movie but lame song. The final Moore film View To A Kill had a good song but was ghastly, one of the worst Bond films of all time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 02, 2025 05:42 PM (RsS92)

270 267 3-3 to 14-3?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 02, 2025 05:41 PM (2Jptx)

Yup, GA D held ND to a FG and then the GA QB took sack/fumble # 842 and set ND up for a touchdown on the 1st play after kickoff...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 02, 2025 05:42 PM (exHjb)

271 Boss Moss . 6-3 and then 13-3. A snooze fest.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 02, 2025 05:43 PM (2NHgQ)

272 nood

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 02, 2025 05:44 PM (hovnC)

273 FenelonSpoke

Charlton Heston's wife said the same thing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2025 05:44 PM (u82oZ)

274 26 My sister-in-law just texted me a photo of her single slice toaster.

I don't know why.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2025 04:43 PM (aD39U)

No follow up info yet? I really want you to text her a pic of a sawzall.
I forget who, someone else said a bathtub, I like it but its kind of mean.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 02, 2025 05:44 PM (2WYhk)

275 #842 is a heckuva long number to put on a football sweater!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 02, 2025 05:45 PM (hovnC)

276 I think I would toast a piece of bread and send pictures back

Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2025 05:46 PM (fwDg9)

277 I think it's been a good game, not great. The early drives being stunted by penalties made it seem like a slow start, but there were a lot of big D plays that also happened. We've seen flashes of Offense from both teams, but Defense has been the name of the game. If history is any guide, there will be a bit more scoring in the second half.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 02, 2025 05:47 PM (2cS/G)

278 Cecil is a pretty good guy for a New Yorker, good channel to follow on youtube.

Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at January 02, 2025 05:54 PM (0QPY6)

279 y: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2025 05:44 PM (

About not thinking of getting a divorce or sometimes wanting to kill Mr. Heston?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 02, 2025 05:54 PM (A5uGN)

280 If you want to increase your familiarity just keep visiting this web
page and be updated with the hottest information posted here.

Posted by: glasgow escort at January 03, 2025 12:39 AM (r4EIq)

281 Why is it not legal to throw things at these people when they start acting up and out? You know, nothing inappropriate: wadded paper, empty soft drink cans, food, tire rims. .

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 03, 2025 09:27 AM (7xx95)

282 #38 HOW DARE YOU MISGENDER OUR MILITARY YOU HOMOPHOBIC RAYCISS! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *vapors*

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 03, 2025 09:32 AM (7xx95)

283 #263:Vegas wedding let's you break the bank and the relationship in one stop.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 03, 2025 09:35 AM (7xx95)

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