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Neel Thanksgiving.jpg

Thanksgiving
Alice Neel

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 1

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 27, 2024 09:30 AM (gbOdA)

2 It's alive!

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 27, 2024 09:30 AM (+eWyk)

3 Realism, huh?

Posted by: BignJames at November 27, 2024 09:31 AM (Yj6Os)

4 Actually, it's repulsive. I think it's meant to be though.

Appetite. Gone.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 27, 2024 09:31 AM (+eWyk)

5 The MET

Title: Thanksgiving

Artist: Alice Neel (American, Merion Square, Pennsylvania 1900–1984 New York)

Date: 1965

Medium: Oil on canvas

Dimensions: 30 × 34 in. (76.2 × 86.4 cm) incorrect)
Framed: 38 3/4 × 27 in. (98.4 × 68.6 cm)

Classification: Paintings

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 27, 2024 09:31 AM (gbOdA)

6 I prefer this to yesterday's picture.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2024 09:32 AM (0aM6Z)

7 WTF
Did you run over the turkey?

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 27, 2024 09:32 AM (gbOdA)

8 Intriguing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 27, 2024 09:32 AM (omVj0)

9 A sketch on the back of a napkin.

That will be $159,000 please.

The Lefty Art World

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 27, 2024 09:32 AM (c1bWo)

10 Interesting body parts on that turkey.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 27, 2024 09:32 AM (Sgq8y)

11 That turkey is trying to hit on you.

Yes, you.

You know who you are.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 09:32 AM (GBKbO)

12 Grandmas cooking a crippled turkey.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 27, 2024 09:33 AM (gbOdA)

13 They *ARE*eating the dogs!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 27, 2024 09:33 AM (X6nHF)

14 Lol.
Nice one, CBD.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 27, 2024 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

15 Could have been a Frank Zappa album cover.

Posted by: XTC at November 27, 2024 09:33 AM (UnA8+)

16 I’ve never been in the art thread before. You people are weird….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 27, 2024 09:33 AM (i5Vkf)

17 Norman Rockwell did it better.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 27, 2024 09:33 AM (W6hoT)

18 After yesterday's painting, all that was left (to post) was the kitchen sink.

Ajax in close proximity to the turkey is ICK.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 27, 2024 09:33 AM (u1uWe)

19 How many millions of turkey carcasses will be in the trash by 6PM tomorrow?

Posted by: Bones Boy at November 27, 2024 09:33 AM (nS6qG)

20
I... the... what?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2024 09:33 AM (dxSpM)

21 When the artist is reminded of the deadline...

Posted by: NR Pax at November 27, 2024 09:33 AM (OPGS/)

22 That's not funny!

Posted by: Michael Cohen, having flashbacks at November 27, 2024 09:33 AM (PiwSw)

23 I prefer Comet over Ajax

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 27, 2024 09:34 AM (c1bWo)

24 The canted angle of the picture suggests that this is what Kamala Harris would see during a day-drinking session. If she even considered making a T-giving dinner, that is.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 27, 2024 09:34 AM (omVj0)

25
Lord in heaven, what will we see tomorrow?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2024 09:34 AM (dxSpM)

26 Well better than yesterday

Posted by: Tuna at November 27, 2024 09:34 AM (oaGWv)

27
How many millions of turkey carcasses will be in the trash by 6PM tomorrow?
Posted by: Bones Boy at November 27, 2024 09:33 AM (nS6qG)

_______

Turkey soup!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2024 09:35 AM (dxSpM)

28 Better than Tuesday. Not as good as Monday.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 27, 2024 09:35 AM (SfhV1)

29 The "Ajax" can is a neat touch. Commercials for that were all over TV in those days (1965).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 27, 2024 09:35 AM (omVj0)

30 19 How many millions of turkey carcasses will be in the trash by 6PM tomorrow?
Posted by: Bones Boy at November 27, 2024


***
Collect all the bones and they could make housing for the illegals!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 27, 2024 09:36 AM (omVj0)

31 I want Norman Rockwell back...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 27, 2024 09:36 AM (IyPmt)

32 Better than Tuesday. Not as good as Monday.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 27, 2024 09:35 AM (SfhV1)

Everyone's a critic!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 27, 2024 09:36 AM (d9fT1)

33 Deep Thought

If you attached that painting on top of a Rothko painting would it make both paintings better or worse?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 27, 2024 09:36 AM (c1bWo)

34 Well, at least it's not a giant penis. So there's that.

Posted by: Bulg at November 27, 2024 09:36 AM (v6JzV)

35 Neel before Zod.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 27, 2024 09:36 AM (hovnC)

36
Not much Better than Tuesday. Not as good as Monday.

More accurate

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2024 09:36 AM (dxSpM)

37 32 Everyone's a critic!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 27, 2024 09:36 AM (d9fT1)

======

I looked ahead to tomorrow's...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 09:36 AM (GBKbO)

38 Paint a dick on it and make it gay

Posted by: Lari Pittman at November 27, 2024 09:37 AM (u1uWe)

39 Pretty sure Alton Brown had an episode on how to clean a turkey. He didn't use Ajax as I recall.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 27, 2024 09:37 AM (fs1hN)

40 The turkey looks a little roughed up.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 27, 2024 09:37 AM (NpAcC)

41 Feeds a family of 16 during the Biden years.

Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 27, 2024 09:37 AM (4B3rR)

42 I looked ahead to tomorrow's...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 09:36 AM (GBKbO)

Don't do that.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 27, 2024 09:37 AM (d9fT1)

43 This one really does look like crayons in the hand of a 10 year old.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 27, 2024 09:37 AM (SfhV1)

44 Nope. Wouldn't even hang it in my garage.

Posted by: Megthered at November 27, 2024 09:37 AM (Mtips)

45 Someone, somewhere will drop a still-frozen turkey into the boiling oil tomorrow.

Posted by: Third-Degree Tommy at November 27, 2024 09:37 AM (nS6qG)

46 Pretty sure Alton Brown had an episode on how to clean a turkey. He didn't use Ajax as I recall.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 27, 2024 09:37 AM (fs1hN)

I use an angle grinder.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 27, 2024 09:38 AM (d9fT1)

47 I want Norman Rockwell back...
Posted by: It's me donna

That socialist? No way.

Posted by: Bulg at November 27, 2024 09:38 AM (v6JzV)

48 What is that reddish object just to the left of the Ajax can?

The person who lives here, or his/her housekeeper, is remarkably neat. Look how the soap and scrub brush are lined up in military fashion. Either the owner is retired military, or this is Hercule Poirot's kitchen.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 27, 2024 09:38 AM (omVj0)

49 Sorry. This is the only "Alice" I want to hear about on Thanksgiving:

https://tinyurl.com/mve2tven

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 27, 2024 09:38 AM (Q0kLU)

50 This one really does look like crayons in the hand of a 10 year old.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 27, 2024 09:37 AM (SfhV1)

She does have some skill. A few of her pieces are impressive.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 27, 2024 09:39 AM (d9fT1)

51
Does anyone else occasionally wonder about this Dildo fellow? The antipathy to maple syrup? The sous vide obsession? The lack of dogs featured on the Art Thread?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2024 09:39 AM (dxSpM)

52 Caption:

The New Alien On Earth Series Poster Doesn't Give Me Hope.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 27, 2024 09:39 AM (eDfFs)

53 I really dislike when an artist makes oil look like watercolor.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 27, 2024 09:39 AM (c1bWo)

54 Can't remember the last time I saw Ajax cleanser in the grocery store

Posted by: Tuna at November 27, 2024 09:39 AM (oaGWv)

55 Jeez, that's ugly.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 27, 2024 09:39 AM (lH8E4)

56 I would have named it, "Reclining Tom".

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 27, 2024 09:39 AM (hovnC)

57 I prefer Comet over Ajax

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 27, 2024 09:34 AM (c1bWo)

Bon Ami...Barkeeper's Friend

Posted by: BignJames at November 27, 2024 09:39 AM (Yj6Os)

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 27, 2024 09:39 AM (yq8pu)

59 Did someone choke that chicken?

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at November 27, 2024 09:40 AM (MZ+PY)

60 After opining to my skeptical babysitter that Kamala's forward-thinking economic policies would be absolutely beneficial to all economic strata, I pointed out to her that this painting perfectly illuminated the sterility of modern American society.

Posted by: Another conversation with a seven year old that actually happened at November 27, 2024 09:40 AM (PiwSw)

61 The perspective is okay.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 27, 2024 09:40 AM (hovnC)

62 Nope. Wouldn't even hang it in my garage.
Posted by: Megthered at November 27, 2024 09:37 AM (Mtips)


The garage is for pinups! Vargas must've done a Thanksgiving themed work or two.

Posted by: spindrift at November 27, 2024 09:40 AM (OguvZ)

63 Mutant ninja turkey?

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at November 27, 2024 09:40 AM (pGTZo)

64 To the moon, Alice. To the moon!!

Posted by: Jackie Gleason at November 27, 2024 09:40 AM (dg+HA)

65 really, with this

Posted by: Don Black at November 27, 2024 09:40 AM (/7KEl)

66 I wonder if this is supposed to be a counter to the Thanksgiving ideal. Instead of a large, perfectly roasted bird ready to feed a family, it's a scrawny, pathetic chicken, prepared in a small kitchen. The heavy black lines and rough brushstrokes give off a not-too-happy mood. The steep angle of the sink is off-putting too. This whole work is unbalanced and kinda sad.

Posted by: Kris at November 27, 2024 09:40 AM (EwaUh)

67 I could do art that well… and I can’t freehand a straight line or a good circle…

Posted by: tubal at November 27, 2024 09:41 AM (PCK5/)

68 turfucken

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 27, 2024 09:41 AM (gbOdA)

69 PSA:
Don't forget to remove the package of giblets inside the turkey before cooking.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 27, 2024 09:41 AM (NpAcC)

70 H7,

I think that is a dog in today's Art.

Your dream came true!

Posted by: naturalfake at November 27, 2024 09:41 AM (eDfFs)

71 There's no doubt about it,
I can't live without it,
New Ajax for dishes,
Just try it and see.

Posted by: The White Tornado at November 27, 2024 09:41 AM (nS6qG)

72 66 I wonder if this is supposed to be a counter to the Thanksgiving ideal. Instead of a large, perfectly roasted bird ready to feed a family, it's a scrawny, pathetic chicken, prepared in a small kitchen. The heavy black lines and rough brushstrokes give off a not-too-happy mood. The steep angle of the sink is off-putting too. This whole work is unbalanced and kinda sad.
Posted by: Kris at November 27, 2024 09:40 AM (EwaUh)

=========

It's deconstruction!

Your turkey isn't beautiful! It comes from an ugly place! Feel bad!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 09:41 AM (GBKbO)

73
This should be tomorrow's feature

https://images.app.goo.gl/Yb2YVCBrmQcfJxm19

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2024 09:41 AM (dxSpM)

74 She does have some skill. A few of her pieces are impressive.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 27, 2024 09:39 AM (d9fT1)


I often ignore those who scoff at modern art pieces and declare that they could do them just as well. It's harder than it seems. But in this case, I think that I could do this just as well.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 27, 2024 09:41 AM (SfhV1)

75 The perspective is okay.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 27, 2024 09:40 AM (hovnC)

I find it odd. And the dimensions of the painting are also a bit jarring.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 27, 2024 09:41 AM (d9fT1)

76 Lay off the brown acid

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at November 27, 2024 09:41 AM (pGTZo)

77 "Brine's Song"

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 27, 2024 09:41 AM (hovnC)

78 62 Nope. Wouldn't even hang it in my garage.
Posted by: Megthered at November 27, 2024 09:37 AM (Mtips)

The garage is for pinups! Vargas must've done a Thanksgiving themed work or two.
Posted by: spindrift at November 27, 2024 09:40 AM (OguvZ)

Naked lady calendars were a thing once, yes??

Posted by: tubal at November 27, 2024 09:42 AM (PCK5/)

79 48 What is that reddish object just to the left of the Ajax can?

The person who lives here, or his/her housekeeper, is remarkably neat. Look how the soap and scrub brush are lined up in military fashion. Either the owner is retired military, or this is Hercule Poirot's kitchen.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
____

But why would the dish drainer be full while you are cleaning the turkey? You'll get turkey spray from the cleaning all over the formerly clean dishes. I think you are mistaken. This is the kitchen of someone who obivously doesn't care about the health of their guests.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 27, 2024 09:42 AM (fs1hN)

80 I would have named it, "Reclining Tom".

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 27, 2024 09:39 AM (hovnC)

Does seem to be "lounging".

Posted by: BignJames at November 27, 2024 09:42 AM (Yj6Os)

81 Alice Neel usually does figurative work with the same dull color palette. The 60's and 70's really ruined art imo.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 27, 2024 09:42 AM (c1bWo)

82 Alien?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 27, 2024 09:42 AM (RIvkX)

83 I find it odd. And the dimensions of the painting are also a bit jarring.
-----
It's just that the vanishing point is "off-screen", perhaps in New Jersey??

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 27, 2024 09:42 AM (hovnC)

84 Wouldn't hang. Knew of Neel's name but not her work and life. Communist, feminist attempted suicide , spent over a year in a mental hospital. Kind of comes together in this painting

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 27, 2024 09:43 AM (FxDm7)

85 Ajax in close proximity to the turkey is ICK.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 27, 2024 09:33 AM (u1uWe)

----------------

"Trump recommended drinking it to treat Covid!"

Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 27, 2024 09:43 AM (5U0zv)

86 Well, at least we have an appropriate theme running this week.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 27, 2024 09:43 AM (NpAcC)

87 Morning.

Uuuhhh...

I mean there I nice things I can say about it. The scene has what one might actually expect to see. Turkey thawing in the sink, dish drainer, bottle of Ajax, the faucet turned to stay out of the way of the turkey.

But it's cartoony and on top of that makes you wonder if the artist was really high while doodling it,

Would not hang, no sirree.

Posted by: Robert at November 27, 2024 09:43 AM (+3IBH)

88 I see I was beaten to the Bon Ami reference.

Atta boy, BignJames!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 27, 2024 09:43 AM (ZANHd)

89 84 Wouldn't hang. Knew of Neel's name but not her work and life. Communist, feminist attempted suicide , spent over a year in a mental hospital. Kind of comes together in this painting
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 27, 2024 09:43 AM (FxDm7)

Funny, I somehow knew that before you wrote it.

Posted by: tubal at November 27, 2024 09:44 AM (PCK5/)

90
Communist, feminist attempted suicide , spent over a year in a mental hospital.

______

So, your typical artist.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2024 09:44 AM (dxSpM)

91 Alice of Alice's Restaurant fame died the other day. Odd that she passed away at Thanksgiving time.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 27, 2024 09:44 AM (FxDm7)

92 Knew of Neel's name but not her work and life. Communist, feminist attempted suicide , spent over a year in a mental hospital. Kind of comes together in this painting
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 27, 2024 09:43 AM (FxDm7)

So it's the ideal lefty career track.

Posted by: Robert at November 27, 2024 09:45 AM (+3IBH)

93 I’ve never been in the art thread before. You people are weird….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 27, 2024 09:33 AM


You're just now noticing this?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 27, 2024 09:45 AM (ZANHd)

94 John Madden would’ve painted a turducken… and it would’ve looked tastier

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 27, 2024 09:45 AM (6RwsA)

95 Should be called "Friendsgiving" because no way that turkey feeds a big family like the one in Rockwell's painting.


And really, add a dick already.

Posted by: Lari Pittman at November 27, 2024 09:45 AM (u1uWe)

96
My wife hasn't wanted to host her family for thanksgiving for a few years now so we'll have to go over the river and through the woods to a small gathering at my cousin's.

She and I will be the only people there that voted for Trump.

Posted by: Auspex at November 27, 2024 09:45 AM (j4U/Z)

97 *This whole work is unbalanced and kinda sad.*

You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Madge at November 27, 2024 09:45 AM (dg+HA)

98 spent over a year in a mental hospital. Kind of comes together in this painting


Perhaps she painted this during an Art Therapy session.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 27, 2024 09:45 AM (SfhV1)

99 I'm pretty sure that's not how to cook a turkey.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 27, 2024 09:45 AM (Q4IgG)

100 Why did someone shave their cat and toss it in the sink?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 27, 2024 09:46 AM (tT6L1)

101 92 Knew of Neel's name but not her work and life. Communist, feminist attempted suicide , spent over a year in a mental hospital. Kind of comes together in this painting
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 27, 2024 09:43 AM (FxDm7)

So it's the ideal lefty career track.
Posted by: Robert at November 27, 2024 09:45 AM (+3IBH)

I bet my imagining of her appearance without have seen a picture is pretty accurate too.

Posted by: tubal at November 27, 2024 09:46 AM (PCK5/)

102 Wypipo don't season dey turkey ... but they don't use Ajax on it either.

Posted by: The_Hoser at November 27, 2024 09:46 AM (3qNLt)

103 I find it odd. And the dimensions of the painting are also a bit jarring.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 27, 2024 09:41 AM (d9fT1)

"Jarring": That was one of the words I was looking for. Thank you.

Posted by: Kris at November 27, 2024 09:46 AM (EwaUh)

104
She later shaved her head, wouldn't talk to men and had an elective hysterectomy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2024 09:46 AM (dxSpM)

105 This is hanging in a prominent museum.

The art world does insist upon itself.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 27, 2024 09:46 AM (c1bWo)

106 Do not look up her self-portrait.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 27, 2024 09:46 AM (Dm8we)

107 CBD H8s us

Posted by: Skip at November 27, 2024 09:47 AM (eFExz)

108 Posted by: Bulg at November 27, 2024 09:36 AM (v6JzV

God bless you in your interview today, Bulg.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2024 09:47 AM (YC9ZG)

109 yeah, and people think I'm the crazy one....

Posted by: Van Gogh at November 27, 2024 09:47 AM (tT6L1)

110 Appetizing..

Posted by: DiddlySquat at November 27, 2024 09:47 AM (5LAwZ)

111 I see I was beaten to the Bon Ami reference.

Atta boy, BignJames!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 27, 2024 09:43 AM (ZANHd)

Some mornings it's hard to keep up w/the Horde.

Posted by: BignJames at November 27, 2024 09:47 AM (Yj6Os)

112 I bet my imagining of her appearance without have seen a picture is pretty accurate too.
Posted by: tubal

Good picture of her on her Wikipedia page.

Posted by: Tuna at November 27, 2024 09:48 AM (oaGWv)

113 104
She later shaved her head, wouldn't talk to men and had an elective hysterectomy.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2024 09:46 AM (dxSpM)

Are we talking about Sinead O’Connor now??

Posted by: tubal at November 27, 2024 09:48 AM (PCK5/)

114 Your painting is a jar.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 27, 2024 09:48 AM (hovnC)

115 Here's a palate cleanser to rid yourself of that nasty image of poultry in a dirty sink. It's fun, even if it involves James Carville. When he's right, he's right.

Carville to Progressive Staffers: Please Have a Cup of Steamin’ Hot STFU

https://twitter.com/i/status/1861364050816348604

Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 09:49 AM (xCA6C)

116 She later shaved her head, wouldn't talk to men and had an elective hysterectomy.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

For the good of the species.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at November 27, 2024 09:49 AM (L6YLu)

117 I find it odd. And the dimensions of the painting are also a bit jarring.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 27, 2024 09:41 AM (d9fT1)

It was ctrl P right from the Mets site.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 27, 2024 09:49 AM (gbOdA)

118 I bet my imagining of her appearance without have seen a picture is pretty accurate too.

Posted by: tubal at November 27, 2024 09:46 AM (PCK5/)

---

Here's her self-portrait (NSFW and possibly NSFL):

https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/827227

Posted by: The_Hoser at November 27, 2024 09:49 AM (3qNLt)

119 Why did someone shave their cat and toss it in the sink?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 27, 2024 09:46 AM


Bite me.

Posted by: Mr. Bigglesworth at November 27, 2024 09:49 AM (ZANHd)

120 I usually season red meat with Comet. Turkey is more of a Drano taste. Probably should invite Bette Midler to dinner

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 27, 2024 09:49 AM (FxDm7)

121 >>Knew of Neel's name but not her work and life. Communist, feminist attempted suicide , spent over a year in a mental hospital. Kind of comes together in this painting


Ah, OK.
She likely hated Thanksgiving, being a holiday that is patriarchal-capitalist-nationalist 'n sh#t. This is 'look at what I did to the turkey before serving it to you!'

Posted by: Lari Pittman at November 27, 2024 09:49 AM (u1uWe)

122 No matter where you stand on the Rinse/Don't Rinse theory of Turkeyology nobody recommends Ajaxing the bird.

Posted by: DaveA at November 27, 2024 09:49 AM (FhXTo)

123 Ajax was a hero in the war against prophylactrics, or the Trojan War. Ajax means eagle, but I would rather eat a turkey than an eagle.

Posted by: Hysterical Facts at November 27, 2024 09:49 AM (nS6qG)

124 Thank you, Fen.

Posted by: Bulg at November 27, 2024 09:50 AM (v6JzV)

125 Grandmas cooking a crippled turkey.

I think it's one of the turkeys dropped from a helicopter.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 09:50 AM (xCA6C)

126 Your painting is a jar.
Posted by: andycanuck

Close it then address the fact that you're fridge is running.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at November 27, 2024 09:50 AM (L6YLu)

127 Unless the Ajax is for cleaning the helicopter afterwards.

Posted by: DaveA at November 27, 2024 09:50 AM (FhXTo)

128 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Turkey huh? So all that silverware in the drying rack gets no love huh? That's fine. Eat with your fingers.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 27, 2024 09:50 AM (W/lyH)

129
Are we talking about Sinead O’Connor now??
Posted by: tubal at November 27, 2024 09:48 AM (PCK5/)

_______

I know she's easy to mock, but I came to pity her because she was so obviously mentally ill.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2024 09:51 AM (dxSpM)

130 Good luck Bulg

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 27, 2024 09:51 AM (RIvkX)

131 Can't remember the last time I saw Ajax cleanser in the grocery store

The other day I went shopping for some Old Dutch Cleanser.

Apparently, they stopped making it years ago and nobody told me.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 27, 2024 09:51 AM (Q0kLU)

132 Nobody ever thanks me, dammit! (sob)

Posted by: A now-zombie Turkey at November 27, 2024 09:51 AM (aBgBM)

133 Some real art!

Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss
Forgive him he's new in the work 😹

https://tinyurl.com/3kv4crsw
18 seconds; background music a bit loud.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 27, 2024 09:51 AM (hovnC)

134 yeah, and people think I'm the crazy one....
Posted by: Van Gogh at November 27, 2024 09:47 AM (tT6L1)Mm

You were a good hearted , well intentioned genius who happened to have untreated syphilis compounded your mental state. I don't even think you killed yourself and covered up for ghdd we person who who you.

( who shoots themselves in the stomach to commit suicide?)

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 27, 2024 09:51 AM (c1bWo)

135 >>I usually season red meat with Comet. Turkey is more of a Drano taste. Probably should invite Bette Midler to dinner


*touches side of nose
*looks around to make sure no one's listening
*whispers*

"Barkeepers Friend. You'll thank me later."

Posted by: Lari Pittman at November 27, 2024 09:51 AM (u1uWe)

136 We did it Joe!

Posted by: Heels Up at November 27, 2024 09:51 AM (0Gnoc)

137 100 Why did someone shave their cat and toss it in the sink?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 27, 2024 09:46 AM (tT6L1)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGzaw2UlC9Q

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 27, 2024 09:51 AM (gbOdA)

138 All kidding aside, the painting almost seems a cri de coeur..almost a "what's the point of it all?"

Yeah, that painting is a rabbit trail of depression.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 27, 2024 09:52 AM (tT6L1)

139 Neel might be critical of the idea of Thanksgiving, but I think this painting is sad. That bird is only feeding one, maybe two, people, tops. It's probably the best she could get, too. The painting style doesn't suggest one of those romantic "this is all we could afford but we're still grateful for what we have" ideas either. She's angry.

Posted by: Kris at November 27, 2024 09:52 AM (EwaUh)

140 We h h at the hell did autocorrect do ?

...covered up for the person who did shoot you....

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 27, 2024 09:52 AM (c1bWo)

141 Vp head fell off a pike into the sink.

Her fortunes were sunk.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 27, 2024 09:52 AM (rsKFX)

142 130 Thank you, San Fran.

Posted by: Bulg at November 27, 2024 09:53 AM (v6JzV)

143
*Naked lady calendars were a thing once, yes??*

Rigid.

Posted by: Stiff competition at November 27, 2024 09:53 AM (dg+HA)

144 Could be a sheet metal cabinet...we had those when I was (very) little.

Posted by: BignJames at November 27, 2024 09:53 AM (Yj6Os)

145 ( who shoots themselves in the stomach to commit suicide?)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 27, 2024 09:51 AM (c1bWo)

Cato the Younger committed suicide by stabbing himself in the stomach. They stitched him up, but left him alone for a minute and he tore the stitches out and finally died.

I think he was just a drama queen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 27, 2024 09:53 AM (HsOwE)

146 Shit

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 27, 2024 09:53 AM (08HK+)

147 125 Grandmas cooking a crippled turkey.

I think it's one of the turkeys dropped from a helicopter.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 09:50 AM (xCA6C)


You make one mistake...

Posted by: Arthur Carlson at November 27, 2024 09:54 AM (PiwSw)

148 Looked at it. Thought "commie freak." Wiki sez: commie freak.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 27, 2024 09:54 AM (0eaVi)

149 It's no banana taped to the wall.

Posted by: DiddlySquat at November 27, 2024 09:54 AM (5LAwZ)

150 There once was a Thanksgiving turkey
Bought by a family quite quirky
It was left in the sink
How it started to stink!
Till on Easter they ate turkey jerky

Posted by: naturalfake at November 27, 2024 09:54 AM (eDfFs)

151 So I looked at an old lady Neel photo.. she has a definite Lynn Stewart vibe… must be the Marxism…

Posted by: tubal at November 27, 2024 09:54 AM (PCK5/)

152 Cato the Younger committed suicide by stabbing himself in the stomach. They stitched him up, but left him alone for a minute and he tore the stitches out and finally died.

I think he was just a drama queen.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 27, 2024 09:53 AM (HsOwE)
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Cato the Younger was truly dedicated to performance art.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 27, 2024 09:54 AM (tT6L1)

153 The artwork?

The turkey seems.... Unenthusiastic.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at November 27, 2024 09:54 AM (4XwPj)

154 Jeez! Norman Rockwell's admiration of FDR is understandable and forgivable, but Alice F***ing Neel was a Communist, wasn't she?

Also, all of her work is grotesque. I mean ugly.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at November 27, 2024 09:54 AM (03FDL)

155 Here's her self-portrait (NSFW and possibly NSFL):

https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/827227
Posted by: The_Hoser at November 27, 2024 09:49 AM (3qNLt)
****
Headlights on!

Posted by: torabora at November 27, 2024 09:54 AM (0Gnoc)

156 145 Cato the Younger committed suicide by stabbing himself in the stomach. They stitched him up, but left him alone for a minute and he tore the stitches out and finally died.

I think he was just a drama queen.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 27, 2024 09:53 AM (HsOwE)

========

"It wasn't 'The Younger'. That's a mistranslation. It was 'The Lesser'. Dude was a disappointment."
-Cato the Elder Greater

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 09:55 AM (GBKbO)

157 The painting style doesn't suggest one of those romantic "this is all we could afford but we're still grateful for what we have" ideas either. She's angry.

Posted by: Kris at November 27, 2024 09:52 AM (EwaUh)

I would say that she is smug and superior...not angry. She is looking down on America for all of the tedious and obvious reasons.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 27, 2024 09:55 AM (d9fT1)

158 Sorry. This is the only "Alice" I want to hear about on Thanksgiving:

https://tinyurl.com/mve2tven

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 27, 2024 09:38 AM (Q0kLU)

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Did you ever eat there, MP4?

Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 27, 2024 09:55 AM (oqLAQ)

159 This is not the exposed breast painting I was looking for.

Posted by: JML at November 27, 2024 09:55 AM (1UudH)

160 >>Yeah, that painting is a rabbit trail of depression.

Threadwinner, no contest.

Posted by: Lari Pittman at November 27, 2024 09:55 AM (u1uWe)

161 A neighbor's kid was sent out to wash the family car, a Falcon station wagon. This was around 1969. He used Comet Cleanser. It got clean, but the finish was quite flat from then on.

Teach your children well.

Posted by: The Old Scrubwoman at November 27, 2024 09:55 AM (nS6qG)

162 Re: Neel's self portrait... she hated herself as much as she hates us.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at November 27, 2024 09:55 AM (L6YLu)

163 At least there's no avocado green in the kitchen.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 27, 2024 09:56 AM (hovnC)

164 Naked lady calendars were a thing once, yes??*

Rigid.
Posted by: Stiff competition at November 27, 2024 09:53 AM (dg+HA)

My grandparents had a full, private bar in their house (complete with brass rail and spitoon.) Also, a nakedness lady calender. Grandma picked the calendars out and I actually can hear her voice saying 'I like playboy over the penthouse ones because the girls are prettier.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 27, 2024 09:56 AM (HsOwE)

165 Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 27, 2024 09:53 AM (HsOwE)

Hard to stab yourself in the head. Very easy to shoot yourself in the head.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 27, 2024 09:56 AM (c1bWo)

166 Neel might be critical of the idea of Thanksgiving, but I think this painting is sad. That bird is only feeding one, maybe two, people, tops. It's probably the best she could get, too. The painting style doesn't suggest one of those romantic "this is all we could afford but we're still grateful for what we have" ideas either. She's angry.
Posted by: Kris

Always appreciate Kris' comments. We needed you yesterday though.

Posted by: Tuna at November 27, 2024 09:56 AM (oaGWv)

167 At least there's no avocado green in the kitchen.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 27, 2024 09:56 AM (hovnC)


LOL

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 27, 2024 09:56 AM (SfhV1)

168 Also, all of her work is grotesque. I mean ugly.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at November 27, 2024 09:54 AM (03FDL)

I think some of her portraits are reasonably good, and at least respectful of the subject.

But I'm not rushing out to buy her stuff.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 27, 2024 09:56 AM (d9fT1)

169 Cato the Butler > Cato the Lesser

Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 27, 2024 09:56 AM (6rao7)

170 This lady has a usual technique.

By my estimation, she decided Three-Point Perspective just wasn’t good enough and quadrupled it to Twelve-Point Perspective.

That is one odd looking turkey..

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 27, 2024 09:57 AM (6ydKt)

171
'I like playboy over the penthouse ones because the girls are prettier.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 27, 2024 09:56 AM (HsOwE)

_________

At least they didn't look run through.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2024 09:57 AM (dxSpM)

172 *unusual technique.

Thank you Autocucumber.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 27, 2024 09:57 AM (6ydKt)

173 Naked lady calendars were a thing once, yes??
Posted by: tubal at November 27, 2024 09:42 AM (PCK5/)


Pirelli used to make interesting ones. It's Art!

Posted by: spindrift at November 27, 2024 09:58 AM (OguvZ)

174 More garbage art.

Just my opinion.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 27, 2024 09:58 AM (jyAD3)

175 54 Can't remember the last time I saw Ajax cleanser in the grocery store

Posted by: Tuna at November 27, 2024 09:39 AM (oaGWv)


Look on the bottom shelves in the Housecleaning section. It's interesting how once very popular brands of you-name-it are slowly migrated from the upper-middle shelves to the lower shelves. Marketing and profit margin uber alles!

Posted by: A now-zombie Turkey at November 27, 2024 09:58 AM (aBgBM)

176 Re: Neel's self portrait... she hated herself as much as she hates us.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at November 27, 2024 09:55 AM


If you look at her Wikipedia page, it's all about "defeating the male gaze".

I'll give it to her...nailed it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 27, 2024 09:58 AM (ZANHd)

177 176 If you look at her Wikipedia page, it's all about "defeating the male gaze".

I'll give it to her...nailed it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 27, 2024 09:58 AM (ZANHd)

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But the male gaze survives and continues to look at attractive women all over the world.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 09:59 AM (GBKbO)

178 164 Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 27, 2024 09:56 AM (HsOwE)

—- —-

I think I would have liked your Grandma a lot.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 27, 2024 09:59 AM (6ydKt)

179 Hard to stab yourself in the head. Very easy to shoot yourself in the head.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 27, 2024 09:56 AM (c1bWo)

Yeah, but the usual is to fall on a sword (like Brutus.) I guess that is also stabbing yourself in the gut, just more emphatically.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 27, 2024 10:00 AM (HsOwE)

180 The turkey is tired. Legs akimbo, one wing hanging on the side of the sink, neck hole slightly gaping. It's had a rough day.

That bird needs a glass of wine, not an Ajax bath.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at November 27, 2024 10:00 AM (L6YLu)

181 But I'm not rushing out to buy her stuff.
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Someone must be as about six of her paintings at the Met page for her have 'no image available'!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 27, 2024 10:00 AM (hovnC)

182 >>Also, a nakedness lady calender. Grandma picked the calendars out and I actually can hear her voice saying 'I like playboy over the penthouse ones because the girls are prettier.'


I love that. What a gal!

Posted by: Lari Pittman at November 27, 2024 10:00 AM (u1uWe)

183 Artist was likely rejected by a few men and thought she would show them.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 27, 2024 10:00 AM (c1bWo)

184 I think I would have liked your Grandma a lot.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 27, 2024 09:59 AM (6ydKt)

She was... a remarkable woman.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 27, 2024 10:00 AM (HsOwE)

185 Y'all need to stop pissing off CBD

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 27, 2024 10:01 AM (sJHOI)

186
In-Sink-Erator - a limerick

There once was a sous chef from Mosul
Who offered a modest proposal
He gave us his word
He'd get rid of our bird
Then placed himself at our disposal

Posted by: muldoon at November 27, 2024 10:01 AM (991eG)

187
But the male gaze survives and continues to look at attractive women all over the world.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 09:59 AM (GBKbO)

_________

And what makes them attractive? Looking feminine. An art lost among many American women (Southern girls excepted).

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2024 10:02 AM (dxSpM)

188 Y'all need to stop pissing off CBD
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 27, 2024 10:01 AM (sJHOI)
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Why not give us a task we might actually accomplish, such as FTL travel?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 27, 2024 10:02 AM (tT6L1)

189 Did you ever eat there, MP4?
Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 27, 2024 09:55 AM (oqLAQ)


No. Stockbridge is about an hour or so west of me and I'm not usually in that area. And the restaurant closed down years ago.

And Alice herself died recently, I believe.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 27, 2024 10:02 AM (Q0kLU)

190 Well there's a turkey in the sink
It's gotta make you think
About all the bad decisions you made
And all the rules you disobeyed

There's a turkey in the sink
And I'm afraid it's gonna stink

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 27, 2024 10:02 AM (IG4Id)

191 >>If you look at her Wikipedia page, it's all about "defeating the male gaze".


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ALL SHE DID WAS DIRECT THE MALE GAZE AWAY FROM HERSELF.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 27, 2024 10:02 AM (u1uWe)

192 More good news: the restored Notre Dame looks spectacular. At first, I thought they had put in new stonework, but it seems they just cleaned what they had. Thank God the modernists lost the battle to "improve" it.

https://x.com/father_rmv/status/1861059998928802284

Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 10:03 AM (xCA6C)

193 Looks like a preliminary sketch for something. Or Francis Bacon's Thanksgiving.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 27, 2024 10:03 AM (WPL6O)

194 She's angry.
Posted by: Kris

Was a feminist commie. By definintion angry. And they deserve it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 27, 2024 10:03 AM (0eaVi)

195 Favorite abstract painter is Franz Marc .

I don't think he ever painted a Turkey though.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 27, 2024 10:03 AM (c1bWo)

196 Artist was likely rejected by a few men and thought she would show them.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 27, 2024 10:00 AM (c1bWo)


I've known women who have had traumatic experiences involving men, and make themselves as unattractive as possible as a kind of defense mechanism.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 27, 2024 10:03 AM (SfhV1)

197 Trump tariffs will price that bird out of reach next year, so enjoy it while you can!

Posted by: Reasoned Voice of MSNBC at November 27, 2024 10:03 AM (nS6qG)

198 Looks like a preliminary sketch for something. Or Francis Bacon's Thanksgiving.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 27, 2024 10:03 AM (WPL6O)

Another painter I just don't get.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 27, 2024 10:04 AM (c1bWo)

199 Pirelli used to make interesting ones. It's Art!
Posted by: spindrift at November 27, 2024 09:58 AM (OguvZ)

The girls in the Michelin ones seemed overinflated.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 27, 2024 10:04 AM (0eaVi)

200 Favorite abstract painter is Franz Marc .

I don't think he ever painted a Turkey though.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 27, 2024 10:03 AM (c1bWo)


I like him too.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 27, 2024 10:04 AM (SfhV1)

201
Favorite abstract painter is Franz Marc .

I don't think he ever painted a Turkey though.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 27, 2024 10:03 AM (c1bWo)

_______

Lots of horses. Died at Verdun.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2024 10:04 AM (dxSpM)

202 That turkey looks like it's being spatch-cocked.

Or it had just been used by Mayor Pete. (yeah, I know -eeewwwwww, but I couldn't resist!)

Posted by: Gref at November 27, 2024 10:04 AM (aBgBM)

203 Hard to stab yourself in the head. Very easy to shoot yourself in the head.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 27, 2024 09:56 AM (c1bWo)

Yeah, but the usual is to fall on a sword (like Brutus.) I guess that is also stabbing yourself in the gut, just more emphatically.


The Romans fell on their swords, whereas the Japanese stabbed themselves, but then had their second cut off their head. Wusses.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 10:04 AM (xCA6C)

204 Neel’s self portrait is an Akbar special. Ouch!!!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 27, 2024 10:04 AM (i5Vkf)

205 I prefer Comet over Ajax

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

His actual name is Francis.

Posted by: Deadpool at November 27, 2024 10:05 AM (ycI94)

206 A neighbor's kid was sent out to wash the family car, a Falcon station wagon. This was around 1969. He used Comet Cleanser. It got clean, but the finish was quite flat from then on.

Teach your children well.

*******

Dave Rosema, a pitcher for the Detroit Tigers back in the day, bought a brand new car when he signed his rookie contract and proceeded to use a Brillo pad on it the first time he washed it to get the smashed bugs off the hood.

Posted by: one hour sober at November 27, 2024 10:05 AM (Y1sOo)

207 203 The Romans fell on their swords, whereas the Japanese stabbed themselves, but then had their second cut off their head. Wusses.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 10:04 AM (xCA6C)

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Seppuku isn't just stabbing one's guts.

It's also running the short sword across the gut to spill out the intestines.

The second, there to behead the one going through the ceremony, is really just to make sure death actually happens.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 10:05 AM (GBKbO)

208 More good news: the restored Notre Dame looks spectacular. At first, I thought they had put in new stonework, but it seems they just cleaned what they had. Thank God the modernists lost the battle to "improve" it.

https://x.com/father_rmv/status/1861059998928802284
Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 10:03 AM (xCA6C)


Those damned dirty Papists do get things right on occasion.

Posted by: spindrift at November 27, 2024 10:06 AM (OguvZ)

209 18 After yesterday's painting, all that was left (to post) was the kitchen sink.

Ajax in close proximity to the turkey is ICK.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 27, 2024 09:33 AM (u1uWe)

Secret rub for a leftist's conservative family members.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 27, 2024 10:06 AM (ynpvh)

210 I get the impression from that painting that the turkey is about to be thrown in the trash. What an ungrateful bitch. Let her stew in her own self-imposed depression. I would give no fucks for her.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 27, 2024 10:06 AM (g8Ew8)

211 Thanksgiving at the home of H.R.Geiger.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at November 27, 2024 10:06 AM (kpS4V)

212 Salmonella is served!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 27, 2024 10:06 AM (w9Wax)

213 King Saul fell on his sword and died when his armor bearer didn’t have the “courage” to kill him as the Philistines were closing in….. as a kid, that fall on your own sword business always bothered me

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 27, 2024 10:07 AM (i5Vkf)

214 I would say that she is smug and superior...not angry. She is looking down on America for all of the tedious and obvious reasons.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 27, 2024 09:55 AM (d9fT1)

Every Communist I've ever met was angry, and never happy about anything, but smug and superior works too.

Also, "looking down on America" works with the visual angle in the painting. There's heavy meaning in how we see the bird, maybe the most recognizable symbol of the holiday, and its treatment in the painting.

Posted by: Kris at November 27, 2024 10:07 AM (EwaUh)

215 Lots of horses. Died at Verdun.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2024 10:04 AM (dxSpM)

He did a few dog paintings too😀

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 27, 2024 10:07 AM (c1bWo)

216
Those damned dirty Papists do get things right on occasion.
Posted by: spindrift at November 27, 2024 10:06 AM (OguvZ)

_________

The cathedral is the property of the French government. The damned dirty Papists just get to use it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2024 10:07 AM (dxSpM)

217 Thanksgiving at the home of H.R.Geiger.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at November 27, 2024 10:06 AM (kpS4V)

I was counting on a comment like this.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 27, 2024 10:07 AM (0eaVi)

218 209 18 After yesterday's painting, all that was left (to post) was the kitchen sink.

Ajax in close proximity to the turkey is ICK.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 27, 2024 09:33 AM (u1uWe)

Secret rub for a leftist's conservative family members.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 27, 2024 10:06 AM (ynpvh)

While she eats her tofurkey.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 27, 2024 10:08 AM (ynpvh)

219 204 Neel’s self portrait is an Akbar special. Ouch!!!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

OMG. She has several, it appears, but this one makes ottoman man look tame. Definitely NSFW or mental health lol

https://tinyurl.com/5bhtkf24

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 27, 2024 10:08 AM (ycI94)

220 A neighbor's kid was sent out to wash the family car, a Falcon station wagon. This was around 1969. He used Comet Cleanser. It got clean, but the finish was quite flat from then on.

Teach your children well.

Posted by: The Old Scrubwoman at November 27, 2024 09:55 AM (nS6qG)

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I grew up very poor and naive (did not own a car until I was 26 -- rode my bicycle everywhere).

Anywho, my first love had a beautiful red '66 Mustang that she generally wouldn't let me drive (a beast with no power steering). One day, thinking it would be "cute" -- while passing it in the driveway on my way to her front door, I wrote "WASH ME!" on the dusty hood with my finger.

She got extremely angry on seeing that (she loved that car more than me -- once broke down in tears of grief reserved for funerals upon the news that her stepfather had wrecked it); unbeknownst to me I had scratched those words into the paint.

She made me pay for a complete buffing of it out ...

Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 27, 2024 10:08 AM (+qNx8)

221 looks like an album cover from The The

Posted by: gKWVE at November 27, 2024 10:08 AM (gKWVE)

222
The cathedral is the property of the French government. The damned dirty Papists just get to use it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2024 10:07 AM (dxSpM)

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Not originally.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 27, 2024 10:08 AM (jyAD3)

223 Wowie kazowie ratman, that doth truly and duly suck. I would hang, on the asswipe roll hanger. Wiping your ass with it might improve it.

Note: Does NOT beat a nekkid lardass on an ottoman.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 27, 2024 10:09 AM (pohLc)

224 *removes the Presidential auto-pen sock off upon returning from the morning shift*

@212: Get your Ptomaine Turkey right here, Salmonella Surprise, Botulism on a Bun, Norwalk as a chaser!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 27, 2024 10:09 AM (O7YUW)

225 Just in case there's still one of you out there that's gloomy:

24 hours after announcing @Walmart worked with me to end their woke policies, their stock is up 2.1% and their competitor @Target is down 3%. ... Go woke, go broke actually has meaning now.


https://is.gd/4uTEbE

Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 10:09 AM (xCA6C)

226 She made me pay for a complete buffing of it out ...
Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 27, 2024 10:08 AM (+qNx


Did she cut you off temporarily too? Biggest tool in their box. ( no pun intended)

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 27, 2024 10:11 AM (c1bWo)

227 Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 27, 2024 10:08 AM (+qNx

How green was your lawn? 😉

Posted by: ... at November 27, 2024 10:12 AM (Fx05J)

228 Breaking911 @Breaking911 36m
Texas AG @KenPaxtonTX sues BlackRock, State Street, and Vanguard for illegally conspiring to manipulate energy markets, driving up costs for consumers.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 27, 2024 10:13 AM (hovnC)

229 Would hang.

All the joy of Thanksgiving without socialist propaganda. We all have a lot to be thankful for this year.

Posted by: Next2Nothing at November 27, 2024 10:13 AM (tA1/w)

230 Did she cut you off temporarily too? Biggest tool in their box. ( no pun intended)

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 27, 2024 10:11 AM (c1bWo)

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Heh. That's a frigid subject ...

"But you've been cold to me so long
I'm crying icicles instead of tears ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 27, 2024 10:14 AM (QeRqx)

231 192 More good news: the restored Notre Dame looks spectacular. At first, I thought they had put in new stonework, but it seems they just cleaned what they had. Thank God the modernists lost the battle to "improve" it.

https://x.com/father_rmv/status/1861059998928802284
Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 10:03 AM (xCA6C)

The rededication ceremony is Dec. 7. Last week, they had a huge procession to return the Madonna and Child statue to the cathedral. It survived the fire and was housed in another church near the Louvre. The procession was lovely.

Posted by: Kris at November 27, 2024 10:14 AM (EwaUh)

232 I hope Ace gives us a full post on the drunk Harris video. Lot to work with there.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 27, 2024 10:14 AM (Dm8we)

233 I have to ask myself, how the fuck could an "artist" puke up on canvas a piece of crap like that and say to hisself Damm I'm good?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 27, 2024 10:15 AM (pohLc)

234 She does have some skill. A few of her pieces are impressive.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I will take your word on that. My girl spawn was painting stuff like this when she was 12 years old. Not an indictment of your taste in artwork. But this work really does seem juvenile in a way.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at November 27, 2024 10:15 AM (4XwPj)

235 Just in case there's still one of you out there that's gloomy:

24 hours after announcing @Walmart worked with me to end their woke policies, their stock is up 2.1% and their competitor @Target is down 3%. ... Go woke, go broke actually has meaning now.
Posted by: Archimedes

That's impossible! As a DU post I shared yesterday declared: Competitive advantage. Companies that pursue DEI will have a clear competitive advantage and will out compete companies who don't.

Don't investors know how business works lol!?!?

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 27, 2024 10:15 AM (ycI94)

236 Turkeys Ripped My Yams. Shhhhheeeeiiiit.

Posted by: The Grandmas of Distention at November 27, 2024 10:16 AM (BQ/xt)

237 ...man, I'm already meh about Thanksgiving these days, I do NOT need this shitart to make it worse...

Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at November 27, 2024 10:16 AM (OUMaO)

238 Breaking911 @Breaking911 40m
Israeli security forces intercepted these weapons being smuggled by Iran for use by Palestinian terrorists inside Israel.

https://tinyurl.com/x2srtvpj
High-res photo! and a 39-second video

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 27, 2024 10:16 AM (hovnC)

239 Mexico is threatening tariffs back at the US. I guess the US can put an exorbitant fee on all cash transfers to Mexico and cut our aid to them. One party needs the other more.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 27, 2024 10:16 AM (ynpvh)

240 Walmart might be in rehab for Wokaine, but I still avoid the ones in my area. They're very dirty and poorly stocked.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 27, 2024 10:17 AM (CwhoI)

241 After a grocery run for a few items, I'm going to spatchcock the turkey for tomorrow and make some stock.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at November 27, 2024 10:18 AM (kpS4V)

242 Did you just fall out of a coconut tree?

Posted by: Kamala's Mom at November 27, 2024 10:18 AM (a3Q+t)

243 Better than Tuesday. Not as good as Monday.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 27, 2024 09:35 AM


There is iron in the words of grammie for all Morons to see.

Posted by: Thorvald Ten Bears at November 27, 2024 10:19 AM (a3Q+t)

244 239 Mexico is threatening tariffs back at the US. I guess the US can put an exorbitant fee on all cash transfers to Mexico and cut our aid to them. One party needs the other more.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

1- The US can hurt Mexico a LOT more than they can hurt us.

2- Trump can't run for reelection, so he has a lot less to lose than the new President of Mexico, just elected on October 1st.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 27, 2024 10:19 AM (ycI94)

245 238 Breaking911 @Breaking911 40m
Israeli security forces intercepted these weapons being smuggled by Iran for use by Palestinian terrorists inside Israel.

https://tinyurl.com/x2srtvpj
High-res photo! and a 39-second video
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 27, 2024 10:16 AM (hovnC)

Israel should return to Iran the explosive ones...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 27, 2024 10:20 AM (ynpvh)

246
Not originally.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 27, 2024 10:08 AM (jyAD3)

_______

All churches in France built before 1905 belong to the French government.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2024 10:20 AM (dxSpM)

247 Like the picture, more illustration than art maybe but why gives a shit.
Would hang.

Posted by: From about That Time at November 27, 2024 10:20 AM (4780s)

248 Oh, Alice Neel! I remember her.

not personally. She made an appearance in an art history course.

Posted by: kallisto at November 27, 2024 10:21 AM (dCxaZ)

249 What's the tally now for legal notices by The View?

Posted by: davidt at November 27, 2024 10:21 AM (i0F8b)

250 If you look at her Wikipedia page, it's all about "defeating the male gaze".

Unfortunately for her, the 80s and 90s were the golden age of the male gaze, well after she "defeated" it.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 27, 2024 10:21 AM (2ocoG)

251
Can You People explain Dallas weather to me?

I thought Boston weather flictuated wildly, but shit, Dallas is way worse.

Gonna be 80 today in Dallas. Then 50's. And it gets in the 30s at night. That's the SAME weather we're having now in Massachusetts.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 27, 2024 10:21 AM (LM2ND)

252 "But you've been cold to me so long
I'm crying icicles instead of tears ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 27, 2024 10:14 AM (QeRqx)

Wait… I thought we were talking about turkey, not Meatloaf?!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 27, 2024 10:21 AM (ANuwa)

253 I love the art but hate the turkey carcass.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 27, 2024 10:21 AM (t/2Uw)

254 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 3h
NEW - China investigates defence minister for corruption: report
Chinese Defence Minister Dong Jun has been placed under investigation for corruption, a report said Wednesday, which would make him the latest official to [get his dick caught in the wringer, I'm guessing is the rest of the quote].

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 27, 2024 10:21 AM (hovnC)

255 Strom has a good piece up at HA, I imagine Ace will do a post on it later today. In line with the criticism from donor Morgan, top Kamala aides are admitting that she *never* led in any internal polls, and the entire campaign was basically a giant con job to fleece the donors out of $1.5 Billion and put it into all of the consultants and media companies pockets. (plus assorted friends and family) 4 top Dem consulting firms together got about $600 million of that cash; where did it go? Who knows?

There was a reason everyone associated with the campaign was nowhere to be seen on Election night, and all the hapless supporters were left holding a bag full of shit. They all knew what was coming.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 27, 2024 10:21 AM (wyMQY)

256 Judging from the turkey, Alice was hurt as a child.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2024 10:22 AM (LkLld)

257 I have to ask myself, how the fuck could an "artist" puke up on canvas a piece of crap like that and say to hisself Damm I'm good?

I take it you've never read any of my books.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 27, 2024 10:22 AM (Q0kLU)

258 >>>If you look at her Wikipedia page, it's all about "defeating the male gaze".

That sounds homophobic.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 27, 2024 10:22 AM (CwhoI)

259 Gonna be 80 today in Dallas. Then 50's. And it gets in the 30s at night. That's the SAME weather we're having now in Massachusetts.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 27, 2024 10:21 AM (LM2ND)

heh heh, you must be new in these parts.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 27, 2024 10:22 AM (wyMQY)

260
Ever hear of Manila, Utah?

Me neither. But it's cold as a witch's teet in Manila, Utah. Colder than here. I like that.

I thought Utah had mild Winters.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 27, 2024 10:23 AM (LM2ND)

261 2- Trump can't run for reelection, so he has a lot less to lose than the new President of Mexico, just elected on October 1st.
Posted by: Moron Analyst


Point understood, buuuuuttttt, we want JD to run in 2028. Yes, no?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 27, 2024 10:23 AM (IG4Id)

262 Spatchcocked turkey? It's apparently all the rave with chef's now. Looks like it was run over by a bus.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 27, 2024 10:23 AM (4p0Xq)

263 "Judging from the turkey, Alice was hurt as a child.
Posted by: JackStraw "

Sad.


Sad turkey.

Posted by: eleven at November 27, 2024 10:23 AM (fV+MH)

264 Colder than a brass monkey's butt.

Posted by: What dad used to say at November 27, 2024 10:24 AM (dg+HA)

265 Speaking of crazy leftist women Rep. Katie Porter has gotten a restraining order against her ex boyfriend. She detailed him confessing to past cocaine use, saw him snorting Ritalin and abusing cannabis and nicotine patches. He sent her and her office over 1,000 text messages threatening and after to extort her. This is the same boyfriend who attacked a Trump supporter at a Porter rally in 2022. Porter allegedly dumped hot soup on her ex husbands head.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 27, 2024 10:24 AM (FxDm7)

266 "But you've been cold to me so long
I'm crying icicles instead of tears ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 27, 2024 10:14 AM (QeRqx)


Reminds me of the baby penguin in the Bugs Bunny cartoon who cried ice cubes.

Hoboken!?

Posted by: spindrift at November 27, 2024 10:24 AM (OguvZ)

267 No one has gone to church in Europe since 1960. All the cathedrals are just Tourist Traps. Like South of the Border and Buc-ee's!

Posted by: Chuck Connors at November 27, 2024 10:24 AM (nS6qG)

268 A neighbor's kid was sent out to wash the family car, a Falcon station wagon. This was around 1969. He used Comet Cleanser. It got clean, but the finish was quite flat from then on.
Posted by: The Old Scrubwoman

As a very young kid, I used a shovel to 'help' my Dad by cleaning the ice off of our '60 Falcon. That story made it's appearance at my wedding and again during my Dad's funeral service.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 27, 2024 10:24 AM (WXNFJ)

269 >>top Kamala aides are admitting that she *never* led in any internal polls

No way, really?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2024 10:24 AM (LkLld)

270 They bought a USED turkey ... ? Dayyyyyyyum.

Posted by: Dr_No at November 27, 2024 10:25 AM (ayRl+)

271 Trump can't run for reelection, so he has a lot less to lose than the new President of Mexico, just elected on October 1st.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 27, 2024 10:19 AM (ycI94)

Don't think she can either.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 27, 2024 10:25 AM (0eaVi)

272 Point understood, buuuuuttttt, we want JD to run in 2028. Yes, no?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 27, 2024 10:23 AM (IG4Id

I'm all for JD at this point. I think he's good enough with the press and on his feet and he talks very sensibly. I don't think anyone will get the crowds Trump does but I can see people genuinely coming out to see him and being enthusiastic for the country. If he turns out to not be a dickless traitor that is.

Posted by: ... at November 27, 2024 10:25 AM (Fx05J)

273 There's very few art threads where I look at the painting and think, I could actually paint that. This is one of them. It does remind me, time to go get the smoker ready.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 27, 2024 10:25 AM (4p0Xq)

274 I thought Utah had mild Winters.

This year is going to be somewhat unusual. Joe Bastardi is saying warmer and less snow than average on the East Coast and colder and snowier than average in the West and Midwest.

It's almost like if it's off one way one place the Earth compensates by being the opposite elsewhere. And that's what the climate scientologists don't get.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 27, 2024 10:25 AM (2ocoG)

275 >>> She detailed him confessing to past cocaine use, saw him snorting Ritalin and abusing cannabis and nicotine patches.

Fun fact: he did none of those things before meeting her.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 27, 2024 10:25 AM (CwhoI)

276 I'm pretty sure you can go to church at Buc-ee's.

Posted by: But I may be wrong at November 27, 2024 10:25 AM (dg+HA)

277 I have to ask myself, how the fuck could an "artist" puke up on canvas a piece of crap like that and say to hisself Damm I'm good?

I take it you've never read any of my books.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 27, 2024 10:22 AM (Q0kLU)

I have. I liked, think my niece did too. But, you haven't read anything of mine....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 27, 2024 10:26 AM (0eaVi)

278 Trump is our first Kamikazie President.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 27, 2024 10:26 AM (pohLc)

279 Interesting that the cheat machine wasn't cranked up to 11 for Hillary or Kamala, but was for Biden.

Posted by: davidt at November 27, 2024 10:27 AM (i0F8b)

280 If you guys liked that one by Alice, you'll LOVE this one. OY!! Absolutely NSFW or, for that matter, anywhere in the known universe.

https://tinyurl.com/pd5a4by

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 27, 2024 10:27 AM (iODuv)

281 top Kamala aides are admitting that she *never* led in any internal polls

The campaign transparently acted like that the entire time. It was like the entire organization had flop sweat.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 27, 2024 10:27 AM (2ocoG)

282
Sad turkey.

Posted by: eleven at November 27, 2024 10:23 AM (fV+MH)


this is the least appealing representation of Thanksgiving I've seen. She must have resented having to cook.

Posted by: kallisto at November 27, 2024 10:27 AM (dCxaZ)

283 I hope he got a C in that art class. Not a very good bit of art, since I had to read the title to know that was a turkey.

Posted by: GWB at November 27, 2024 10:27 AM (GR9H0)

284 The Mexican president is likely to get a very rude awakening. Can't imagine she doesn't have advisers who were appalled at her comments. Mexico has no cards to play, the US has them all, and will soon have a president who has shown he is willing to play them. Fairly shocked by her bizarre statement.

Canada's ridiculous child-PM immediately began the begging and screaming, contacting GEOTUS-elect directly. And Canada, while also in no position to resist, has more potential leverage.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 27, 2024 10:27 AM (1m82a)

285 Point understood, buuuuuttttt, we want JD to run in 2028. Yes, no?
Posted by: weft cut-loop

A trade war with Mexico would hurt us (Republicans/Conservatives/The Nation as a whole), but it would hurt Mexico a lot more. Trump might be willing to accept some pain to get Mexico to comply with drug and immigration goals especially, and possibly some economic ones, too.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 27, 2024 10:27 AM (ycI94)

286 Shitfaced Harris video for those that haven't seen:

https://tinyurl.com/3y7f9wt3

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 27, 2024 10:28 AM (Dm8we)

287 How green was your lawn? 😉

Posted by: ... at November 27, 2024 10:12 AM (Fx05J)

---------------

Thist was back in the early '80s when the minimum wage was $3.35 and I was earning $27/shift in the summers between college.

Good times, good times ...

Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 27, 2024 10:28 AM (K045Z)

288 Champagne don't make me crazy
Cocaine don't make me lazy
Ain't nobody's business but my own

Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2024 10:28 AM (LkLld)

289 269 >>top Kamala aides are admitting that she *never* led in any internal polls

No way, really?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2024 10:24 AM (LkLld)

heh. Nate Silver and RCP need to come to grips with how completely they were conned by the Dem party on this. But the funny part is that we thought they were doing it to try to influence the election; according to these stories, they always were certain the election would be lost, the point was to strip as much money as possible from the clueless donors before the game was up. And now it's becoming clear why Selzer got an obviously huge payoff to wreck her firm with a completely fake last weekend "poll".

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 27, 2024 10:28 AM (wyMQY)

290 Interesting that the cheat machine wasn't cranked up to 11 for Hillary or Kamala, but was for Biden.

For Hillary they didn't think they'd need it. After Obama was elected there were a series of best selling books about how the US was now permanently Democratic and the peoples' glorious Communist future was at hand.

For Kamala, the RNC actually fought back, and did effective GOTV and ballot harvesting plus a few dozen lawsuits.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 27, 2024 10:29 AM (2ocoG)

291 I can see people genuinely coming out to see him and being enthusiastic for the country. If he turns out to not be a dickless traitor that is.
Posted by: ... at November 27, 2024 10:25 AM (Fx05J)

Why are my ears burning??

Posted by: Mike Pence at November 27, 2024 10:29 AM (0eaVi)

292
I have several different locations I keep track of on my Weather App. Places I'd like to live, visit, etc.

Dallas, TX
Manila, Utah
Boise, ID
Miami
Tampa Bay
Thunder Bay, Manitoba

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 27, 2024 10:29 AM (LM2ND)

293 Trump is our first Kamikazie President.
Posted by: Xipe Totec


Well, aside from TR who blew up the GOP in the early 20th.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 27, 2024 10:30 AM (IG4Id)

294 Point understood, buuuuuttttt, we want JD to run in 2028. Yes, no?
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Also, I'm kind of surprised at the huge support for Vance. He's...fine, I guess? After all the love DeSantis got here, I wasn't expecting the sudden switch.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 27, 2024 10:30 AM (ycI94)

295 273 There's very few art threads where I look at the painting and think, I could actually paint that. This is one of them. It does remind me, time to go get the smoker ready.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 27, 2024 10:25 AM (4p0Xq)

I could have painted the one from yesterday, except I'm not a psychotic.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 27, 2024 10:30 AM (wyMQY)

296 Mexico is threatening tariffs back at the US. I guess the US can put an exorbitant fee on all cash transfers to Mexico and cut our aid to them. One party needs the other more.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 27, 2024 10:16 AM


Oh, no! Everyone, stockpile cases of Topo Chico!

Anyway...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 27, 2024 10:31 AM (ZANHd)

297 Two months into a trade war with us, Mexico will look like that turkey in the sink. Don’t think they’re gonna play a game they can’t win… she’s just a turkey running her gobbler

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 27, 2024 10:31 AM (i5Vkf)

298 Thunder Bay, Manitoba
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 27, 2024 10:29 AM (LM2ND)


Wait, did we lose a war?

Posted by: Ontario at November 27, 2024 10:32 AM (OguvZ)

299 Most people, when drunk, sound rather more stupid, however, Kamala really seems the same, drunk or sober.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 27, 2024 10:32 AM (pohLc)

300 How green was your lawn? 😉

Posted by: ... at November 27, 2024 10:12 AM (Fx05J)

Not as green as my valley, I'd wager.

Posted by: Richard Llewellyn at November 27, 2024 10:32 AM (0eaVi)

301
I'd live in Alaska, except it doesn't get night out for 6 months. I like the dark. I hate the Sun.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 27, 2024 10:32 AM (LM2ND)

302 I'm kind of surprised at the huge support for Vance. He's...fine, I guess? After all the love DeSantis got here, I wasn't expecting the sudden switch.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 27, 2024 10:30 AM (ycI94)


They aren't mutually exclusive! I think both would make competent presidents.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 27, 2024 10:32 AM (d9fT1)

303 I saw Spatchcocked Turkey open for Kinky Friedman at Austin City Limits in '75.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 27, 2024 10:32 AM (Q0kLU)

304 Bon Ami has been mentioned, does anyone remember bon Ami soap bars. Spring and fall my father would give every kid a bar of soap and a damp rag, and every window in house got soaped inside and out. Then a dry polishing rag and every window got cleaned and polished inside and out.
Probably why he had eight kids.

Posted by: From about That Time at November 27, 2024 10:32 AM (4780s)

305 Thanksgiving: Oven shot craps yesterday. Good times. Breaking out the vodka now.

Posted by: RS at November 27, 2024 10:32 AM (E7m29)

306
Thunder Bay isn't in Manitoba??

Oh.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 27, 2024 10:32 AM (LM2ND)

307 Also, I'm kind of surprised at the huge support for Vance. He's...fine, I guess? After all the love DeSantis got here, I wasn't expecting the sudden switch.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 27, 2024 10:30 AM (ycI94)

He is the true anti-Uniparty, he's the kind of natural grass roots candidate that both sides have been pretending to look for yet ignoring for the last 30 years or more. Plus, he's funny and articulate and relatively young.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 27, 2024 10:32 AM (wyMQY)

308 280 If you guys liked that one by Alice, you'll LOVE this one. OY!! Absolutely NSFW or, for that matter, anywhere in the known universe.

https://tinyurl.com/pd5a4by
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy

This one is a bit more relatable, at least. We've all been there...especially the pet slug part.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 27, 2024 10:33 AM (ycI94)

309 "heh. Nate Silver and RCP need to come to grips with how completely they were conned by the Dem party on this. But the funny part is that we thought they were doing it to try to influence the election; according to these stories, they always were certain the election would be lost, the point was to strip as much money as possible from the clueless donors before the game was up. And now it's becoming clear why Selzer got an obviously huge payoff to wreck her firm with a completely fake last weekend "poll".
Posted by: Tom Servo"

So cynical for one so young.

Posted by: eleven at November 27, 2024 10:33 AM (fV+MH)

310 In that video Kamala sounds like a stoned college freshman.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 27, 2024 10:33 AM (kTd/k)

311 They bought a USED turkey ... ? Dayyyyyyyum.
Posted by: Dr_No at November 27, 2024 10:25 AM


Judging by this one, it's a factory second.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 27, 2024 10:34 AM (ZANHd)

312 King Saul fell on his sword and died when his armor bearer didn’t have the “courage” to kill him as the Philistines were closing in….. as a kid, that fall on your own sword business always bothered me
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

I believe there are only 3 suicides in the Bible: Saul, King Zimri of Israel (arson), and Judas Iscariot (hanging).

Posted by: Bulg at November 27, 2024 10:34 AM (v6JzV)

313 I love those one-piece sink and drainboard sinks. They are a completely modular kitchen sink with cabinets, and drawers. It is a post-WW2 design, modular, for the building boom. I have one in my house, though it was probably used since the house was built in 1965.
They do have the problem of not standing up to use for 60 years, but I think they are classy, and they are easy to install (they do weigh as much as a piano, but then . . .) and they are easy to clean.

There is a modern one that uses a Corian sink and integrated drainboards too, and they are also the tits.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 27, 2024 10:34 AM (D7oie)

314 Are we not allowed to like DeSantis AND Vance?

Is that how this works?

Seems nice to have a strong bench.

Posted by: eleven at November 27, 2024 10:35 AM (fV+MH)

315 DeSantis is the best manager in the new GOP by far, but he's got an unfortunately pitched speaking voice and is uncomfortable when he's campaigning. One thing Trump demonstrated is that Americans are demanding at least a bit of camera skills from their Presidents. Trump's got it, Vance has got it. Maybe DeSantis could get better at it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 27, 2024 10:35 AM (wyMQY)

316 She got a bargain on the turk. Left over from Pratt and Whitney bird strike testing.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 27, 2024 10:35 AM (pohLc)

317 Thunder Bay, Manitoba
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 27, 2024 10:29 AM (LM2ND)

Wait, did we lose a war?
Posted by: Ontario at November 27, 2024 10:32 AM (OguvZ)

He admitted he was wrong. But even so, it's only Canadia we're talking about, so no one cares.

Posted by: USA at November 27, 2024 10:35 AM (0eaVi)

318 280 If you guys liked that one by Alice, you'll LOVE this one. OY!! Absolutely NSFW or, for that matter, anywhere in the known universe.

https://tinyurl.com/pd5a4by
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 27, 2024 10:27 AM (iODuv)

And yet, I clicked. Not THAT bad, just bizarre.

It is difficult to link by tinyurl on the phone, but you morons who need a palate cleanser, look up Alice Goodwin.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 27, 2024 10:35 AM (HsOwE)

319 262 Spatchcocked turkey? It's apparently all the rave with chef's now. Looks like it was run over by a bus.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 27, 2024 10:23 AM (4p0Xq)
----

It's deconstructed!
---- some Brooklyn hipster turkey-centric 'straunt

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at November 27, 2024 10:35 AM (kpS4V)

320 With God as my witness. I thought turkeys could fly.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 27, 2024 10:36 AM (4p0Xq)

321 He's...fine, I guess? After all the love DeSantis got here, I wasn't expecting the sudden switch.
Posted by: Moron Analyst


This ain't a promenade. We need multiple d-bags in the arsenal for all eventualities. It's just that JD has the ring for now. He could disappoint but it's his to lose.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 27, 2024 10:36 AM (IG4Id)

322 Shitfaced Harris video for those that haven't seen:

https://tinyurl.com/3y7f9wt3

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 27, 2024 10:28 AM (Dm8we)

------------

Staggering Joy and Vibes!

Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 27, 2024 10:36 AM (K045Z)

323 I believe there are only 3 suicides in the Bible: Saul, King Zimri of Israel (arson), and Judas Iscariot (hanging).
Posted by: Bulg

That's weak. I tried to kill myself SEVERAL times, but either failed, didn't have the guts to go through with it, or was stopped by an angel who crushed me and forced me to read stuff when I was illiterate and didn't understand.

Posted by: "Prophet" Muhammed at November 27, 2024 10:37 AM (ycI94)

324 In that video Kamala sounds like a stoned college freshman.
Posted by: Northernlurker
_______

I think it's clearly booze in this one. The lip licking, slurring and what sounded like a "hic."

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 27, 2024 10:37 AM (Dm8we)

325 https://tinyurl.com/3y7f9wt3

No sound?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 27, 2024 10:38 AM (X6nHF)

326 I believe there are only 3 suicides in the Bible: Saul, King Zimri of Israel (arson), and Judas Iscariot (hanging).
Posted by: Bulg

Samson brought down the house.

Posted by: Rave Reviews! at November 27, 2024 10:38 AM (nS6qG)

327 Thanksgiving: Oven shot craps yesterday. Good times. Breaking out the vodka now.
Posted by: RS at November 27, 2024 10:32 AM (E7m29)


If you can get one of those counter-top roasters, Hamilton Beach is famous for them, you can cook a turkey in that. They are about $50. If you get two you can do pies at the same time.

Ask around, your neighbors might have a spare.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 27, 2024 10:38 AM (D7oie)

328 I think it's clearly booze in this one. The lip licking, slurring and what sounded like a "hic."
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

It could just be some peanut butter.

Posted by: Mr. Ed at November 27, 2024 10:39 AM (ycI94)

329 according to these stories, they always were certain the election would be lost, the point was to strip as much money as possible from the clueless donors before the game was up.

As I understand it, the reason they ditched Biden was their polling showed Trump would get 400EVs against him.

I think that's why they made KH come out with the hostage video. They have to keep the True Believers pumped up to continue the grift and motivated to continue to be demonrat worker bees.

Posted by: kallisto at November 27, 2024 10:39 AM (dCxaZ)

330 Oh lort! That video of Harris. What the actual fuck is wrong with her? Is she drunk? Stoned out of her mind? I mean, she is obviously an imbecile. But aside from that?

Have mercy

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at November 27, 2024 10:39 AM (4XwPj)

331 Samson brought down the house.
Posted by: Rave Reviews!

Oh, I forgot about Samson. Four suicides, then.

Posted by: Bulg at November 27, 2024 10:39 AM (v6JzV)

332 "I think it's clearly booze in this one. The lip licking, slurring and what sounded like a "hic."
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba "

When you've been drinking and you're trying to play it straight, do not say the word "ability".

Posted by: eleven at November 27, 2024 10:40 AM (fV+MH)

333 They eat the pets.

Posted by: torabora at November 27, 2024 10:41 AM (0Gnoc)

334 . . . according to these stories, they always were certain the election would be lost, the point was to strip as much money as possible from the clueless donors before the game was up.

Unsurprising that they would even screw over their base donors.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 27, 2024 10:41 AM (WXNFJ)

335 Samson brought down the house.
Posted by: Rave Reviews!

Does that count? He wasn't TRYING to kill himself, just figured he was going to be killed anyway, so collapsing the building (with a very small chance of surviving) was an acceptable risk...or an epic last act of defiance.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 27, 2024 10:41 AM (ycI94)

336
And now it's becoming clear why Selzer got an obviously huge payoff to wreck her firm with a completely fake last weekend "poll".
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 27, 2024 10:28 AM (wyMQY)

_________

Corpses attract flies.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2024 10:41 AM (dxSpM)

337 If I had my way
I would tear this whole building down

Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2024 10:41 AM (LkLld)

338 And Canada, while also in no position to resist, has more potential leverage.
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The hockey sticks help with that.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 27, 2024 10:42 AM (hovnC)

339 Bulwark has gone full Slate/Salon. On one of their podcasts they discuss how to deal with MAGA relatives at Thanksgiving. This is the state of NeverTrunp in late November 2024.

🤣

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 27, 2024 10:42 AM (VnatX)

340 What's wrong with Harris?
Well, she was doing fine as a paid consort until she met Willie.
He broke her.

Posted by: torabora at November 27, 2024 10:42 AM (0Gnoc)

341 IMO Kamala's entire campaign (such that it was) was specifically designed to grift as much cash off of stupid, leftist donors as possible. There will never be any accounting as to who, and/or where the money was spent except for a couple ledger entries to make it look legit.

They knew well in advance of the election that neither *biden nor Harris had a chance in hell of winning... even with the baked in fraud.

They did know that there was a golden opportunity to make bank off of stupid millionaires and billionaires.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 27, 2024 10:45 AM (Q4IgG)

342 If I had my way
I would tear this whole building down
Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2024 10:41 AM (LkLld)


Gordie Johnson FTW.

Posted by: spindrift at November 27, 2024 10:45 AM (OguvZ)

343 No one has gone to church in Europe since 1960. All the cathedrals are just Tourist Traps. Like South of the Border and Buc-ee's!
Posted by: Chuck Connors at November 27, 2024 10:24 AM (nS6qG)

This is true. Europeans aren't very Godly. Especially Germany.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 27, 2024 10:45 AM (g8Ew8)

344 It's as if Kamala was posting the art thread these past 2 days.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 27, 2024 10:46 AM (T53xy)

345 Gordie Johnson FTW.

Posted by: spindrift at November 27, 2024 10:45 AM (OguvZ)


I had an uncle named Gordie Johnson.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 27, 2024 10:46 AM (SfhV1)

346 No one has gone to church in Europe since 1960. All the cathedrals are just Tourist Traps. Like South of the Border and Buc-ee's!
Posted by: Chuck Connors


500 kilos to Wall Cathedral!

Posted by: Bulg at November 27, 2024 10:46 AM (v6JzV)

347 They cut out the Klassic Kamala Kackle from that video, though.

Posted by: spindrift at November 27, 2024 10:47 AM (OguvZ)

348 random FWP whinge. Google maps is refusing to work on my phone. I have printed out the directions I need from google maps on my laptop. I can pull up random stuff on chrome on my phone so phone is connecting to internet just fine. But trying to use google maps on the phone gives me a BS message about cannot connect to internet. It just irks me to not be able to have the voice alerting for the turns a bit ahead and the backup in case I missed a turn.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 27, 2024 10:47 AM (UKUm3)

349 Openly Pro-Hamas Students Take Over Administrative Building at Sarah Lawrence College

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lawrence.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 27, 2024 10:47 AM (L/fGl)

350 500 kilos to Wall Cathedral!
Posted by: Bulg at November 27, 2024 10:46 AM (v6JzV)

Dealing drugs at Wall?!?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 27, 2024 10:48 AM (0eaVi)

351 Harris was just the vessel. The grift was the mostly anonymous people who dipped their beaks into what some have measured as $1.5 billion.
Democrats are natural born suckers.
Think of all the stupid shit they believe.
Just this one for now:

Obama stopped the oceans from rising.

Posted by: torabora at November 27, 2024 10:48 AM (0Gnoc)

352 DeSantis is the best manager in the new GOP by far, but he's got an unfortunately pitched speaking voice and is uncomfortable when he's campaigning. One thing Trump demonstrated is that Americans are demanding at least a bit of camera skills from their Presidents. Trump's got it, Vance has got it. Maybe DeSantis could get better at it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 27, 2024 10:35 AM (wyMQY)

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He showed poor judgment listening to the GOPee big donor wormtongues and running against Trump.

Doesn't mean I won't vote for him if he's our nominee, but for now JD is clearly the handpicked (by Don Jr. apparently) torch-bearer of the MAGA Movement.

Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 27, 2024 10:48 AM (CjZYm)

353 "Openly Pro-Hamas Students Take Over Administrative Building at Sarah Lawrence College"



Checkmate.

Posted by: eleven at November 27, 2024 10:49 AM (fV+MH)

354 Well, she was doing fine as a paid consort until she met Willie.
He broke her.
Posted by: torabora

There may be something to this.. I don't know if she was a paid escort or not, but she obviously wasn't qualified for the jobs Mr. Brown arranged for her. The pressure to succeed beyond her ability must have been awful. And I do think she knew she was in over her head. Being shoved up the ladder, always knowing that she didn't and couldn't have earned any of it....
It's gotta take a toll.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at November 27, 2024 10:49 AM (4XwPj)

355 This is true. Europeans aren't very Godly. Especially Germany.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons


Very Allahy, though.

Posted by: Bulg at November 27, 2024 10:49 AM (v6JzV)

356 https://tinyurl.com/3y7f9wt3

No sound?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 27, 2024 10:38 AM (X6nHF)

Unmute it. Little speaker icon.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 27, 2024 10:50 AM (iODuv)

357 The Bulwark Election Night Group Therapy Session video linked on the sidebar is quite amusing to me this morning.

These people are seeing their paychecks vanish before their eyes as the night goes on, and it’s hilarious.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 27, 2024 10:50 AM (6ydKt)

358 351 Harris was just the vessel. The grift was the mostly anonymous people who dipped their beaks into what some have measured as $1.5 billion.
Democrats are natural born suckers.
Think of all the stupid shit they believe.
Just this one for now:

Obama stopped the oceans from rising.
Posted by: torabora at November 27, 2024 10:48 AM (0Gnoc)

=======

There was a moment from Obama's first administration. He's at a dinner and talking to the crowd about how idiots believed in "shovel-ready jobs".

It wasn't conservatives who believed it.

The Democrat elite know their base is made up of complete morons who have no idea how the world works, and they brag about it to their base's face.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 10:50 AM (GBKbO)

359
* Being shoved up the ladder, always knowing that she didn't and couldn't have earned any of it....
It's gotta take a toll.*

I can help.

Posted by: Jack Daniels at November 27, 2024 10:51 AM (dg+HA)

360 Harris was just the vessel. The grift was the mostly anonymous people who dipped their beaks into what some have measured as $1.5 billion.
Democrats are natural born suckers.
Think of all the stupid shit they believe.
Just this one for now:

Obama stopped the oceans from rising.

Posted by: torabora at November 27, 2024 10:48 AM (0Gnoc)

------------

Her handlers campaigned exactly as they have and would have continued to "govern:" lighting billions of dollars on fire and failing at every turn.

Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 27, 2024 10:51 AM (CjZYm)

361 Amsterdam Mayor Femke Halsema Now Claims There Was No ‘Pogrom’

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It was a Fig Newton of your imagination.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 27, 2024 10:51 AM (L/fGl)

362 The next 4 years are going to be endlessly entertaining.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2024 10:52 AM (LkLld)

363 352 He showed poor judgment listening to the GOPee big donor wormtongues and running against Trump.

Doesn't mean I won't vote for him if he's our nominee, but for now JD is clearly the handpicked (by Don Jr. apparently) torch-bearer of the MAGA Movement.
Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 27, 2024 10:48 AM (CjZYm)

=======

DeSantis will probably end up in Trump's administration after 2026, and it'll be groundwork for something like a Senate run.

He'll probably work to get some older, faithful Republican to take Rubio's spot for 2 years until 2028 and the regular election for the seat and then waltz into that position, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 10:52 AM (GBKbO)

364
This is true. Europeans aren't very Godly. Especially Germany.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons

_________

And they've gotten rid of most of the Jews. And now they're just a run-down museum land getting taken over by the Muzzies.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2024 10:52 AM (dxSpM)

365 I wish it wasn't so long between the election and the inauguration. I think everyone's ready to get to it.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 27, 2024 10:53 AM (SfhV1)

366 my sister in law is an animal rights vegetarian. She is also a fantastic artist. One of her paintings, very life-like, is a piece of meat -- like a side of beef or something, haven't seen it in awhile. Anyway, it's covered in maggots.
The point was to take your appetite away.
I don't know why that painting never sold/s

This reminds me of that painting, in a way. Makes the turkey look unappetizing.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at November 27, 2024 10:53 AM (1TzeS)

367
The pressure to succeed beyond her ability must have been awful. And I do think she knew she was in over her head. Being shoved up the ladder, always knowing that she didn't and couldn't have earned any of it....
It's gotta take a toll.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at November 27, 2024 10:49 AM


I think this explains all her inappropriate laughter and word salad. Her roles were well beyond her capabilities, so she would cackle & babble to cover for not knowing what to do or say

Imposter Syndrome

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 27, 2024 10:54 AM (tljrc)

368 " I wish it wasn't so long between the election and the inauguration. I think everyone's ready to get to it.
Posted by: grammie winger "


He's already doing Presidenty stuff.

Posted by: eleven at November 27, 2024 10:54 AM (fV+MH)

369 Illegal Migrant Accused Of Raping Woman Along Hiking Trail In Sanctuary County Has History Of Prior Arrests

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Spark of the profane.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 27, 2024 10:54 AM (L/fGl)

370 When you've been drinking and you're trying to play it straight, do not say the word "ability".
Posted by: eleven
_____

I had the right to remain silent, but not the ability.
-Ron White

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 27, 2024 10:54 AM (fs1hN)

371 367
The pressure to succeed beyond her ability must have been awful. And I do think she knew she was in over her head. Being shoved up the ladder, always knowing that she didn't and couldn't have earned any of it....
It's gotta take a toll.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at November 27, 2024 10:49 AM

========

Eh.

She wasn't shoved.

She pushed to get there herself. Every indication is that she worked her ass off in July to get the delegates to support her after Biden dropped out.

She wanted this. No one forced it upon her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 10:55 AM (GBKbO)

372 I realize y'all have moved waaaay past the painting by now, but that one is a normal picture for Thanksgiving here. Looked kinda cheerful to me. The turkey never completely thaws in the fridge, so I rinse it very thoroughly in the sink with hot water - works like a champ! Had a relative that worked for a big chicken/turkey processor not to be named who assured me it was a great ide to rinse the thing inside and out when it comes out of his workplace - not that I needed convincing. 'course, by the time I finish typing this, I bet y'all will be on another thread, ja?

Posted by: Don in SoCo at November 27, 2024 10:55 AM (vd6bO)

373 He's already doing Presidenty stuff.

Posted by: eleven at November 27, 2024 10:54 AM (fV+MH)

Without the Seal of the Office of the President Elect.

Posted by: davidt at November 27, 2024 10:55 AM (i0F8b)

374 From what little I have seen from this Alice the Artist she tries to make everything unappetizing and unappealing.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at November 27, 2024 10:55 AM (4XwPj)

375
And it's scarcely surprising since both the Catholic and Protestant churches in Europe have turned themselves into jokes that no one takes seriously.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2024 10:55 AM (dxSpM)

376 >>top Kamala aides are admitting that she *never* led in any internal polls
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Several of us remarked at the time that she was ALREADY on the ticket and it made zero sense that she would instantly gain 10 or 15 points just by being pushed to the top without a vote. And that Trump would lose points. Never made a lick of sense.

They tried to engineer a preference cascade via a psy op and it failed miserably.

My worry was NEVER about any polls but 100% about the Steal.

Posted by: ... at November 27, 2024 10:56 AM (Fx05J)

377 376 Several of us remarked at the time that she was ALREADY on the ticket and it made zero sense that she would instantly gain 10 or 15 points just by being pushed to the top without a vote. And that Trump would lose points. Never made a lick of sense.

They tried to engineer a preference cascade via a psy op and it failed miserably.

My worry was NEVER about any polls but 100% about the Steal.
Posted by: ... at November 27, 2024 10:56 AM (Fx05J)

========

That they couldn't steal at 2022 levels, or even 2020 levels, still surprises me.

They knew they could steal first and ask for forgiveness later. It had never not worked.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 10:57 AM (GBKbO)

378 There was a moment from Obama's first administration. He's at a dinner and talking to the crowd about how idiots believed in "shovel-ready jobs".

It wasn't conservatives who believed it.

The Democrat elite know their base is made up of complete morons who have no idea how the world works, and they brag about it to their base's face.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 10:50 AM (GBKbO)

----------------

Remember the architect (can't recall the guy's name and too lazy to look it up) of his DeathCare plan to destroy the American healthcare & health insurance markets -- who made a similar statement about their MDM-MSM sycophantic whore useful idiots who helped them sell it?

Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 27, 2024 10:57 AM (CjZYm)

379 Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at November 27, 2024 10:55 AM (4XwPj)

Would like to wish you and yours a monumental Happy Thanksgiving. You're always fun to read.

Posted by: ... at November 27, 2024 10:57 AM (Fx05J)

380 Talk about burying the lede; Katie Porter has a boyfriend?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 27, 2024 10:59 AM (cWffP)

381 I'd guess most of us believe that the FNM releases bogus polls as cover for the DNC cheating. But I suppose the LIV democrats still believe the lying media and wonder what happened, how did the R's steal the election, etc.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 27, 2024 10:59 AM (UKUm3)

382 CNN Panel Calls For Free Speech to Be 'Regulated,' Says There's a 'Litmus Test' For Real 'Journalists'

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CNN should be on their knees praying to Satan that no test to expose fake journalists can be developed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 27, 2024 10:59 AM (L/fGl)

383 381 I'd guess most of us believe that the FNM releases bogus polls as cover for the DNC cheating. But I suppose the LIV democrats still believe the lying media and wonder what happened, how did the R's steal the election, etc.
Posted by: PaleRider at November 27, 2024 10:59 AM (UKUm3)

=======

DU definitely thinks this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 10:59 AM (GBKbO)

384 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 10:57 AM (GBKbO)

But you were terrified over the polls. Never shut up about it, honestly.

Posted by: ... at November 27, 2024 10:59 AM (Fx05J)

385 >>They knew they could steal first and ask for forgiveness later. It had never not worked.

Democrats have been stealing elections since Tammany Hall days. It didn't start in 2020.

It's not worked many times.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2024 10:59 AM (LkLld)

386 What's a CNN?

Posted by: Most young people at November 27, 2024 11:00 AM (dg+HA)

387 Now do a bathtub full of collards!

Posted by: Mamala at November 27, 2024 11:00 AM (w6EFb)

388 "Ask around, your neighbors might have a spare.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 27, 2024 10:38 AM"

To be honest, I'd rather hit the vodka. These opportunities don't come around all that often.

Posted by: RS at November 27, 2024 11:00 AM (E7m29)

389 Maybe Mr. Trump ought to trot out those "Office of the President-Elect" podium and wall hanger thingies.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 27, 2024 11:00 AM (a3Q+t)

390 384 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 10:57 AM (GBKbO)

But you were terrified over the polls. Never shut up about it, honestly.
Posted by: ... at November 27, 2024 10:59 AM (Fx05J)

========

No I wasn't.

I was dismissive of all polls.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 11:00 AM (GBKbO)

391 That they couldn't steal at 2022 levels, or even 2020 levels, still surprises me.

They knew they could steal first and ask for forgiveness later. It had never not worked.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell


Steals of that magnitude require a certain foundation in actual legit votes to work to maintain any level of credibility, however thin. That foundation had crumbled away and they knew it (and we have the numbers to illustrate it now). There wasn't a point, so they didn't bother, and decided just to loot the war chest while they could.

Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at November 27, 2024 11:00 AM (OUMaO)

392 No I wasn't.

I was dismissive of all polls.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 11:00 AM (GBKbO)

Do I really need to tag my comments at this point

Posted by: ... at November 27, 2024 11:01 AM (Fx05J)

393 He showed poor judgment listening to the GOPee big donor wormtongues and running against Trump.

Doesn't mean I won't vote for him if he's our nominee, but for now JD is clearly the handpicked (by Don Jr. apparently) torch-bearer of the MAGA Movement.
Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 27, 2024 10:48 AM (CjZYm)


Fresh new political faces turn to the seasoned political experts who have spent building an environment where they rule supreme, no matter who wins or loses.
Trump faced that too.
The question is whether deSantis can learn form it or not.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 27, 2024 11:01 AM (D7oie)

394 Yes, that painting is sad, and because the artist was a commie, she had nothing to be thankful for.

I always thought it was a good idea to rinse the turkey inside and out before roasting. Don't want leftover surprises when carving it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 27, 2024 11:01 AM (0eaVi)

395 Eh.

She wasn't shoved.

She pushed to get there herself. Every indication is that she worked her ass off in July to get the delegates to support her after Biden dropped out.

She wanted this. No one forced it upon her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27

I'm not talking about this election. I mean before. By this year she's a drunk who is constantly hearing the toadies say how brilliant she is. And she believes it. I would almost bet that she was being used by the grift machine and believed them when they said she could win. Drunk and retarded are bad combo.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at November 27, 2024 11:02 AM (4XwPj)

396 392 Do I really need to tag my comments at this point
Posted by: ... at November 27, 2024 11:01 AM (Fx05J)

=======

Nah, bruh. Not at ALLLLLLLLL...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 11:02 AM (GBKbO)

397 RS. There is always the Honey Baked ham store. Why yes I did hear multiple commercials they were running yesterday when I ran errands.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 27, 2024 11:02 AM (UKUm3)

398 MONKEY FACE TIME

Posted by: Skip at November 27, 2024 11:02 AM (G91gr)

399 Samson brought down the house.
Posted by: Rave Reviews!

Does that count? He wasn't TRYING to kill himself, just figured he was going to be killed anyway, so collapsing the building (with a very small chance of surviving) was an acceptable risk...or an epic last act of defiance.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 27, 2024 10:41 AM (ycI94)

Great special effects (nice mats) for 1949. Technicolor.

https://tinyurl.com/24d72q7h

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 27, 2024 11:02 AM (iODuv)

400 She pushed to get there herself. Every indication is that she worked her ass off in July to get the delegates to support her after Biden dropped out.

She wanted this. No one forced it upon her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 10:55 AM (GBKbO)


I think she stabbed everyone in the back, and I would not be surprised if she or someone on her side sent the "second" Biden email promoting her as the Candidate

Posted by: Kindltot at November 27, 2024 11:04 AM (D7oie)

401 Disney is on a full-court press with the marketing for “Star Wars - Skeleton Crew”.

I’ve seen the trailers on YouTube and tv channels like 20 times over the past few days.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 27, 2024 11:05 AM (6ydKt)

402 "399 Samson brought down the house.
Posted by: Rave Reviews!"

Business Idea for the new, improved Gaza (formerly a Philistine city state,)

A beach bar called, Samson's," catch phrase: "Raise the Roof!!"

Posted by: RS at November 27, 2024 11:06 AM (E7m29)

403 Thanksgiving, Alice Neel.

It speaks to me for it could be my kitchen sink and drainboard.

Alas, no need to hang.

Thanks.

Posted by: L - Rooster today, feather duster tomorrow. But not w/o a fight. at November 27, 2024 11:07 AM (NFX2v)

404 Would paint on the side of my Free Candy van.

Posted by: Grump928(C) sans apostrophe at November 27, 2024 11:35 AM (aD39U)

405 Say what you will about the artist, that turkey is definitely doing his part.

Posted by: Bombadil at November 27, 2024 12:15 PM (MX0bI)

406
Aw, c'mon, what is this?

Artists who weren't even trying week?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 27, 2024 12:48 PM (xG4kz)

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Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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