Mid-Morning Art Thread

Thanksgiving
Lari Pittman

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 st!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 26, 2024 09:30 AM (w9Wax)

2 A R T

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 26, 2024 09:30 AM (gbOdA)

3 st

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 26, 2024 09:30 AM (hOUT3)

4 Is that a penis?

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 26, 2024 09:30 AM (ViCCR)

5 Someone seems for be thankful for the Big D!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 26, 2024 09:31 AM (gbOdA)

6 WTF ? This is just cruel

Posted by: It's me donna at November 26, 2024 09:31 AM (IyPmt)

7 Chaotic

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 26, 2024 09:31 AM (J2vNu)

8 I am beginning to conclude that, at his core, CBD hates us!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 26, 2024 09:31 AM (hOUT3)

9 Yup, he warnt bluffin'.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 26, 2024 09:31 AM (LxER7)

10 I don normally associate dildos with Thanksgiving. But I guess I will now. Hmmmmm

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at November 26, 2024 09:31 AM (mFpew)

11 Pursuit of male anatomy is more Lari's speed.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 26, 2024 09:31 AM (w9Wax)

12 What's a penis have to do with Thanksgiving?

Posted by: redridinghood at November 26, 2024 09:32 AM (NpAcC)

13 Is that a penis?

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 26, 2024 09:30 AM (ViCCR)

Where?

Posted by: BignJames at November 26, 2024 09:32 AM (Yj6Os)

14 Someone needs to explain the big pink penis

Posted by: Drunken Yoda at November 26, 2024 09:32 AM (Icxar)

15 Penis is a sign of reassurance that God loves us.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 26, 2024 09:32 AM (jFCkp)

16 Hahaha… nice thumb in the eye, CBD… that’ll show the whiners..

Posted by: tubal at November 26, 2024 09:32 AM (PCK5/)

17 Uhh.... no thanks.

Posted by: dantesed at November 26, 2024 09:32 AM (Oy/m2)

18 Does Garrett own this picture?

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 26, 2024 09:32 AM (jFCkp)

19 Well, yuck. That was no idle threat you made yesterday, CBD. But at least we don't have proto-Marxist propaganda masquerading as a traditional Thanksgiving family scene, amirite?

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 09:32 AM (v6JzV)

20 Well, at least it has Thanksgiving colors of the season.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 26, 2024 09:32 AM (0eaVi)

21 Nothing says Thanksgiving like a pink dildo.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 26, 2024 09:33 AM (FVO67)

22
Would hang... the "artist".

Posted by: Auspex at November 26, 2024 09:33 AM (j4U/Z)

23 Does that thing belong to the horse?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 26, 2024 09:33 AM (w9Wax)

24 Do you believe in the Thanksgiving Dildo, Charlie Brown?

Posted by: Linus at November 26, 2024 09:33 AM (mFpew)

25 No. Just, no.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 26, 2024 09:33 AM (RIvkX)

26 Good lord! I think we need Kris to explain this one.

Posted by: Tuna at November 26, 2024 09:33 AM (oaGWv)

27 Art project's due at 10AM. Haven't started yet. This will be the likely result.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 26, 2024 09:33 AM (Q4IgG)

28 Raiding the local pre school art class again. Please stop!!

Posted by: Someday I'll choose a nick and stick with it. Today is not that day! Dangerous Radical at November 26, 2024 09:33 AM (89Sog)

29 I would have preferred The Great Pumpkin, but whatever.

Posted by: tubal at November 26, 2024 09:33 AM (PCK5/)

30 Who knew a turkey was hung like that?

Posted by: BignJames at November 26, 2024 09:34 AM (Yj6Os)

31 I would burn this.
Wouldn't even sell at a garage sale.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 26, 2024 09:34 AM (NpAcC)

32 "Here you go, Badasses of the Horde, have a Penis!"

Posted by: XTC at November 26, 2024 09:34 AM (6Uni8)

33 Looks like a boar's penis. Must be having pork for T-Day.

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 26, 2024 09:34 AM (ViCCR)

34 "Pursuit of Happy Pink P*nis?"

Hey, I'm not the one posting dirty pictures here!

Posted by: Pete in Texas at November 26, 2024 09:35 AM (+Ei0O)

35 I see something that appears to be a smeary pink respresentation of a penis, a mournful silver-gray giraffe's head in the upper right, things that look like Arabian Nights lamps sprouting tentacles that reach toward the center, Halloween colors in the background . . . and with all that, a clear script wishing us "Pursuit of Happiness, Life, Liberty."

I wouldn't hang it, but it looks like it would be fun to stare at it for a while and pick apart the individual components.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 26, 2024 09:35 AM (J2vNu)

36 Nothing says "17th Century Puritans" like a pink penis.

Squanto would be appalled.

Posted by: RS at November 26, 2024 09:35 AM (E7m29)

37 Come on, 100th comment...

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 09:35 AM (v6JzV)

38 Thanksgiving dinner at the Pittman house:

Turcocken

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 26, 2024 09:36 AM (w9Wax)

39 Read the bio of Pitman… all of what you see makes absolute sense after reading it…

Posted by: tubal at November 26, 2024 09:36 AM (PCK5/)

40 Besides the Penis are those flying turnips, roots and all?

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 26, 2024 09:36 AM (jFCkp)

41 Visual vomit

Tape a banana to the wall instead.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 26, 2024 09:36 AM (RIvkX)

42 Nothing says "17th Century Puritans" like a pink penis.

Squanto would be appalled.
Posted by: RS at November 26, 2024

***
His shade is beginning to realize he made a mistake.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 26, 2024 09:36 AM (J2vNu)

43 Ooh, that's awful! Is that a screenshot from the Butterball video? Poor turkey.

Posted by: Moonbeam at November 26, 2024 09:37 AM (rbKZ6)

44 Pulled over from the previous thread...

>>> Soooo...anybody wondering what CBD is going to serve up today? I haven't forgotten yesterday's threat. Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 26, 2024 09:28 AM (LxER7)

Geez, what did we do? Is this because of the pushback from the Rockwell hate?

Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and the Reckonings at November 26, 2024 09:37 AM (wcIbG)

45 Wow.

CBD hates us.
He really hates us!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 26, 2024 09:37 AM (u1uWe)

46 Ssssimply ssssuper. I just love it. But I'm not sure why.

Posted by: Harry Sisson at November 26, 2024 09:37 AM (r159z)

47 PINK!

Posted by: CTSPURSMAN at November 26, 2024 09:37 AM (Uy2Lz)

48 Hey guys looking at this painting I just got an idea for a really cool new song!

Posted by: King Missile at November 26, 2024 09:37 AM (oZhjI)

49 We're supposed to be thankful it's only one penis.

Posted by: Barry Bagg O'Dicks at November 26, 2024 09:37 AM (nS6qG)

50 When root vegetables revolt!

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 26, 2024 09:38 AM (zS0hd)

51 The Schadenboner of Thanksgiving.

The traditional ways are the best.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 26, 2024 09:38 AM (LkLld)

52 We're supposed to be thankful it's only one penis.
Posted by: Barry Bagg O'Dicks

LOL

Posted by: Tuna at November 26, 2024 09:38 AM (oaGWv)

53 Thanksgiving on Pen Island?

Posted by: Doof at November 26, 2024 09:38 AM (jgdZo)

54 I really like this painting. It makes me feel something deep inside. Kind of like when Reggie and I spent some quality time together

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 26, 2024 09:38 AM (oZhjI)

55 Hope Nurse is satisfied with this one.

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 09:38 AM (v6JzV)

56 CBD took yesterday's comments really hard.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 26, 2024 09:38 AM (SfhV1)

57 This just shows the degradation of art. It's not art, it's not artistic, it gives no message of inspiration, it doesn't even just represent an event. It is hatred of the good, right, and true. I reject it as art.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 26, 2024 09:38 AM (0eaVi)

58 Hey guys looking at this painting I just got an idea for a really cool new song!
Posted by: King Missile at November 26, 2024 09:37 AM (oZhjI)

Well played!

Posted by: Doof at November 26, 2024 09:39 AM (jgdZo)

59 >>> We're supposed to be thankful it's only one penis.Posted by: Barry Bagg O'Dicks at November 26, 2024 09:37 AM (nS6qG)

I've dildoed the art thread. Pray I don't dildo it further.

Posted by: Darth Dildo at November 26, 2024 09:39 AM (wcIbG)

60 Too busy. Maybe hang in an office, doctor's, etc.
Not at home.

Posted by: Ciampino - Insurance, the White Man's burden! at November 26, 2024 09:39 AM (i0xsb)

61 Artist is a totally hate filled homosexual in real life… he hates America with a burning passion.

Posted by: tubal at November 26, 2024 09:39 AM (PCK5/)

62 Bullsh!t. Derivative.

Posted by: Ongo Gablogian at November 26, 2024 09:39 AM (PiwSw)

63 Hardly worthy of more than a glans.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 26, 2024 09:39 AM (w9Wax)

64 Pittman's American father met his Colombian mother while the former was working abroad in the latter's homeland.[2] At the age of five, Pittman's family moved back to Colombia, returning to California in 1963. In contrast to his childhood in Colombia, Pittman's experience in the United States keeps him alert to "the overwhelming hatred that is exhibited by the American population and through actual legislation against homosexuals.”

And yet he's stayed here, instead of, say, returning to Colombia: Pittman is an Emeritus Distinguished Professor of Painting and Drawing at the UCLA School of the Arts and Architecture.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 26, 2024 09:39 AM (u1uWe)

65 Geez, what did we do? Is this because of the pushback from the Rockwell hate?
Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and the Reckonings

Hey, I did my part and agreed that Rockwell marred a nice painting with his commie spew title.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at November 26, 2024 09:39 AM (mFpew)

66 I'm not going to pass judgement until I know where Pittman stands on the New Deal.

I already got burned once.

Posted by: Bombadil at November 26, 2024 09:40 AM (MX0bI)

67 If there was ever a time to not take the brown acid, right before starting this would be it.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 26, 2024 09:40 AM (X4/Jm)

68 Maybe it's just a really tall, pink mushroom.

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 09:40 AM (v6JzV)

69 Well, I suppose for a broad definition, this could be called "art."

Schicklegruber could paint better than this.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 26, 2024 09:40 AM (Q0kLU)

70 I do love those impressions of black faced hornet paper nests, they contrast nicely with the orange background. The surgical appliance pink penis drawing I am sure is a meaningful element, which clashes excitingly with the orange.

And the lettering is a true testament to what MS Clip-Art can do for a determined operator.

I would duct tape it to the wall of an art gallery and take high bid, bigly.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2024 09:40 AM (D7oie)

71 Hey, I did my part and agreed that Rockwell marred a nice painting with his commie spew title.
------------
He was a great painter but also a Yankee.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 26, 2024 09:40 AM (jFCkp)

72 Pittman is apparently still alive, apparently more gay than Elton John, and:

"Pittman asserts, 'One of my strongest memories from those years is of how patterning and color were so relentlessly gendered.' He continues, 'I’d show somebody a textile or something, and a common answer would be, no, that’s too feminine, or it’s too masculine. Always within the framework of gender construction binaries."

Ho-kay, Ay tank Ay go home now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 26, 2024 09:40 AM (J2vNu)

73 Art project's due at 10AM. Haven't started yet. This will be the likely result.

And some girl already turned in "Tampon in a Teacup".*

*Reference to Art School Confidential (comic) and Ghost World (movie).

Posted by: Pete in Texas at November 26, 2024 09:41 AM (+Ei0O)

74 OK, I'm not going to expend any brain cells trying to figure out what that's supposed to be.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 26, 2024 09:41 AM (/y8xj)

75 Pittman's experience in the United States keeps him alert to "the overwhelming hatred that is exhibited by the American population and through actual legislation against homosexuals.”

NAME ONE FUCKING LAW. JUST ONE.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 26, 2024 09:42 AM (X4/Jm)

76 It is a race between ugly and stupid. They both cross the line in a tie.

JWM

Posted by: jwm at November 26, 2024 09:42 AM (IMKow)

77 What's a penis have to do with Thanksgiving?

Are you kidding?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 26, 2024 09:42 AM (Q0kLU)

78 Schicklegruber could paint better than this.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

An entire apartment in an afternoon. Two coats!

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 09:42 AM (v6JzV)

79 Lari Pittman

Reading about him explains this "Painting"

Posted by: It's me donna at November 26, 2024 09:42 AM (IyPmt)

80 Pink swimmer going upstream?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 26, 2024 09:42 AM (0iGiW)

81 I guess we've ben warned...

Posted by: runner at November 26, 2024 09:42 AM (QTCRF)

82 This "painting" proves the artist never attended the Famous Artists School.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 26, 2024 09:42 AM (0eaVi)

83 Art project's due at 10AM. Haven't started yet. This will be the likely result.

"dog's ass scooting across living room carpet"

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 26, 2024 09:42 AM (X4/Jm)

84 I guess the pink shaft is pursuing happiness.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 26, 2024 09:43 AM (Y6IkP)

85 Would hang.....in the Barrel.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 26, 2024 09:43 AM (LxER7)

86 Just read this guy's bio...he would know from penisi...

Posted by: runner at November 26, 2024 09:44 AM (QTCRF)

87 "dog's ass scooting across living room carpet"
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices

I just spewed a little coffee on my iPad screen.

Posted by: Tuna at November 26, 2024 09:44 AM (oaGWv)

88 If this represents a new plot for a Hallmark movie, it sucks.

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 09:44 AM (v6JzV)

89 I mostly missed yesterday's thread. Why am I also punished?

Posted by: From about That Time at November 26, 2024 09:44 AM (4780s)

90 Schicklegruber could paint better than this.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

An entire apartment in an afternoon. Two coats!
Posted by: Bulg

Earl Schieb
4570-76 Manchester Rd.
St. Louis, Missouri
$29.95
No ups. No extras.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 26, 2024 09:44 AM (X4/Jm)

91 Would hang..... in the incinerator.

Posted by: dantesed at November 26, 2024 09:44 AM (Oy/m2)

92 This is very symbolic of the chaos and confusion that Big Penguin has been building toward for the last 50 years.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 26, 2024 09:45 AM (a3Q+t)

93 I mostly missed yesterday's thread. Why am I also punished?
Posted by: From about That Time

You know what you did.

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 09:45 AM (v6JzV)

94 Reading about him explains this "Painting"

Posted by: It's me donna at November 26, 2024 09:42 AM (IyPmt)

Yup. How tedious and pathetic...allowing one's sexuality to govern pretty much everything in one's life.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 26, 2024 09:45 AM (d9fT1)

95 Needs to get into a program, Lari does.

Posted by: Eromero at November 26, 2024 09:45 AM (LHPAg)

96 41 Visual vomit

Tape a banana to the wall instead.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 26, 2024 09:36 AM (RIvkX)
----
💯

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at November 26, 2024 09:45 AM (LPS7w)

97 Nice troll. Here's a comment to pad the slog to 100.

Posted by: spindrift at November 26, 2024 09:45 AM (OguvZ)

98 Pitman famously accused Kathleen Kennedy of stealing and b@stardizing his signature move of "put a dick in it and make it gay!" The lawsuit was settled out of court. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at November 26, 2024 09:46 AM (u1uWe)

99 A Prominent Artist of Our Generation.

Next time you start cubby-holing the millennials, X's, etc, by their birth date, bear in mind what the members of your cohort have been up to. Grandpa said there is a set percentage of assholes born in any given year.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at November 26, 2024 09:46 AM (zdLoL)

100 Thanksgiving? Wher's the turkey? This is garbage.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 26, 2024 09:46 AM (fdSku)

101 The pink snake IS the sniper.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 26, 2024 09:46 AM (a3Q+t)

102
Yup. How tedious and pathetic...allowing one's sexuality to govern pretty much everything in one's life.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

So this really is about us...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 26, 2024 09:46 AM (0iGiW)

103 I miss yesterdays' Happy Socialist Family with their turkey

Posted by: It's me donna at November 26, 2024 09:46 AM (IyPmt)

104 This is garbage

Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2024 09:46 AM (cVtCo)

105 "62 Bullsh!t. Derivative."==Posted by: Ongo Gablogian

The perfect comment--I'm serious--for any work of art which sucks. Just say, "The Dutch Master Van Schmuuckgesicht did it first and better" and who will contradict you?

It's like discussing US presidents. You can say anything you want about Franklin Pierce. Nobody knows better, and they'll never look it up.

Life is about scoring points at cocktail parties.

Posted by: RS at November 26, 2024 09:46 AM (E7m29)

106 In honor of Bacon...

https://tinyurl.com/ymw48bw9

Posted by: Guy Who Loves Bacon at November 26, 2024 09:47 AM (Y5VD5)

107 Hardly worthy of more than a glans.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 26, 2024 09:39 AM (w9Wax)

Nice!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 26, 2024 09:47 AM (d9fT1)

108 63 Hardly worthy of more than a glans.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 26, 2024 09:39 AM (w9Wax)
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"It's brilliant!" he ejaculated.

Posted by: Ciampino - archaic? at November 26, 2024 09:47 AM (i0xsb)

109 It looks like that penis is about to penetrate a chocolate covered starfish!

Posted by: Limp Bizkit at November 26, 2024 09:47 AM (JCZqz)

110 OK, I'm not going to expend any brain cells trying to figure out what that's supposed to be.
Posted by: Oddbob

No brain power required. It's just a big middle finger from the artist. I admire the honesty.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at November 26, 2024 09:47 AM (mFpew)

111 Past 100! Woo-hoo!

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 09:47 AM (v6JzV)

112 This art is revolting.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 26, 2024 09:48 AM (JCZqz)

113 "dog's ass scooting

An honorable native American name.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 26, 2024 09:48 AM (FVO67)

114
Perverted garbage.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 26, 2024 09:48 AM (IRIOi)

115 And yet he's stayed here, instead of, say, returning to Colombia: Pittman is an Emeritus Distinguished Professor of Painting and Drawing at the UCLA School of the Arts and Architecture.

In 60s CA I suspect people would look down on you as an open homosexual. Maybe deny you a government job.

But in Colombia in the 60s? They'd beat the gay out of you.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 26, 2024 09:48 AM (oZhjI)

116 Dick pic.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 26, 2024 09:49 AM (jyAD3)

117 Uh huh. This is the problem. You get some Colombian rump ranger and bring him to the US, so he can go to Cal Arts and learn their horrible, hacky aesthetic, and then turn around and use it to bag on American culture using big pink dongs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 26, 2024 09:49 AM (7oYYI)

118 The prominent pink object in this picture represents fertility. Yeah, that must be it.

Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at November 26, 2024 09:49 AM (Ij2uN)

119 Homosexuality in the 60s: The "love" that dare not speak its name

Homosexuality in the 20s: The "love" that will not shut the hell up

Posted by: 18-1 at November 26, 2024 09:49 AM (oZhjI)

120
You want to see a beautiful Painting?

https://is.gd/kwKa8L

USA! USA! USA!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 26, 2024 09:49 AM (IRIOi)

121 That is NOT art.
It's garbage.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 26, 2024 09:50 AM (jyAD3)

122 I can't wait for tomorrow's selection.

Posted by: Tuna at November 26, 2024 09:50 AM (oaGWv)

123 >>Hardly worthy of more than a glans.

ROTFL

Posted by: Lizzy at November 26, 2024 09:50 AM (u1uWe)

124 It's just a big middle finger from the artist. I admire the honesty.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at November 26, 2024 09:47 AM (mFpew)

I'll bet you are wrong. My guess is that the "artist" thinks it has deep and subtle and clever messages and connotations.

He takes it very seriously.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 26, 2024 09:50 AM (d9fT1)

125 The prominent pink object in this picture represents fertility. Yeah, that must be it.

That's why we had all those penis statues. Seriously! No homo!

Posted by: Some Ancient Greek Homo at November 26, 2024 09:50 AM (oZhjI)

126 This is the mythical, legendary Bag of Dicks.

This is the zeitgeist of the Barrel.

Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2024 09:50 AM (fV+MH)

127 Mr. Standish had miles. Priscilla Mullins was impressed.

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 09:51 AM (v6JzV)

128 I find it very interesting. I'd like to see it in a gallery and spend several minutes absorbing it and observing the reactions of the people around me. It's chaotic, yes, but not violent.

I rather enjoy it.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 26, 2024 09:51 AM (ZmTY1)

129 "62 Bullsh!t. Derivative."==Posted by: Ongo Gablogian

The perfect comment--I'm serious--for any work of art which sucks. Just say, "The Dutch Master Van Schmuuckgesicht did it first and better" and who will contradict you?

It's like discussing US presidents. You can say anything you want about Franklin Pierce. Nobody knows better, and they'll never look it up.

Life is about scoring points at cocktail parties.

Posted by: RS

Code broken. Achievement unlocked. 👍🏻

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 26, 2024 09:51 AM (X4/Jm)

130 >>> Hardly worthy of more than a glans.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 26, 2024 09:39 AM (w9Wax)

No need to get testes about it.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 26, 2024 09:51 AM (Y6IkP)

131 This is about me, isn't it?!

Posted by: Alicia Beth Moore at November 26, 2024 09:51 AM (r159z)

132 120
You want to see a beautiful Painting?

https://is.gd/kwKa8L

USA! USA! USA!
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 26, 2024 09:49 AM (IRIOi)

Funny you link that. I happened to be watching "Mighty Planes" on A&E the Monday before the election and it was a rerun about this one. I couldn't help wondering if there was a message (or omen) there.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 26, 2024 09:51 AM (LxER7)

133 8th grade art teacher is aroused and would like to meet the artist.

Behind the gym.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 26, 2024 09:51 AM (Q4IgG)

134
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 26, 2024 09:51 AM (dxSpM)

135 Is Pittman calling himself a dick?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 26, 2024 09:52 AM (u1uWe)

136 108 63 Hardly worthy of more than a glans.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 26, 2024 09:39 AM (w9Wax)
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"It's brilliant!" he ejaculated.

Posted by: Ciampino - archaic? at November 26, 2024 09:47 AM (i0xsb)
--
That pink should be red or purple, or is it pre-puce?

Posted by: Ciampino - archaic? Heh at November 26, 2024 09:52 AM (i0xsb)

137 Well, yuck. That was no idle threat you made yesterday, CBD. But at least we don't have proto-Marxist propaganda masquerading as a traditional Thanksgiving family scene, amirite?
Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 09:32 AM (v6JzV)

I wasn't in on the thread yesterday, but I do like the Rockwell paintings, no matter what the use they were put for propaganda.

I am put to mind that Katte Kollwitz' lithographs were deeply anti-totalitarian (though she was something of a communist and a pacifist) her lithographs from the 20's in protest of WWI were used to support the fascists in Spain

In fact, CBD, I propose Katte Kollwitz as a possible artist to show.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2024 09:52 AM (D7oie)

138 Grandpa said there is a set percentage of assholes born in any given year.

I pretty much filled the quota for 1963.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 26, 2024 09:52 AM (Q0kLU)

139 Pittman is just glad to see you.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 26, 2024 09:52 AM (AiZBA)

140 Reminds me of the time my kid learned the word "BONER!" at summer camp.

We heard that word a lot for months.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 26, 2024 09:52 AM (u1uWe)

141 It's like discussing US presidents. You can say anything you want about Franklin Pierce. Nobody knows better, and they'll never look it up.

One of the prettiest young women I've ever seen in person went to Franklin Pierce college.

Posted by: Some Ancient Greek Homo at November 26, 2024 09:52 AM (oZhjI)

142 What in the maple syrup drenched fuck is that?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 26, 2024 09:53 AM (kgE5c)

143 This is another effort to house folks in NC

https://tinyurl.com/39w9bc7y

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 26, 2024 09:53 AM (gfViB)

144 I'll bet you are wrong. My guess is that the "artist" thinks it has deep and subtle and clever messages and connotations.

He takes it very seriously.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

So a well thought out and detailed middle finger. I can accept that.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at November 26, 2024 09:53 AM (mFpew)

145 In fact, CBD, I propose Katte Kollwitz as a possible artist to show.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2024 09:52 AM (D7oie)

I have used two of her works.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 26, 2024 09:53 AM (d9fT1)

146 124 I'll bet you are wrong. My guess is that the "artist" thinks it has deep and subtle and clever messages and connotations.

He takes it very seriously.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 26, 2024 09:50 AM (d9fT1)

========

Ugh...

symbolism.

I hate symbolism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 09:53 AM (GBKbO)

147 You may decry CBD's no maple syrup on French Toast insistence, but you have to admit he's kept his word here.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 26, 2024 09:53 AM (a3Q+t)

148
Grotesque

would toss into industrial shredder

Posted by: Don Black at November 26, 2024 09:54 AM (/7KEl)

149 That a painting of our kitchen junk drawer?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 26, 2024 09:54 AM (4Ntlw)

150 So a well thought out and detailed middle finger. I can accept that.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at November 26, 2024 09:53 AM (mFpew)

Which might make it worse!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 26, 2024 09:54 AM (d9fT1)

151 This art is revolting.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar

Now *that* is condemnation!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 26, 2024 09:54 AM (0iGiW)

152
Turd in the Punchbowl: Aftermath - a limerick

There once was a loathsome young choad
Who had read Kerouac,'s On The Road
He announced he was gay
On Thanksgiving Day
Just to see Grandma's poor head explode

Posted by: muldoon at November 26, 2024 09:55 AM (991eG)

153 There was a point for me when I was willing to cut homosexuals and lesbians some slack, back in the day. Those days are gone, gone with the wind. Their aggression and madness have put them firmly into the camp of the enemy. The rest of the alphabet horde is, of course, worse, but homosexuals and lesbians have chosen their side.

Posted by: tubal at November 26, 2024 09:56 AM (PCK5/)

154 Curmudgeon.

Confirmed.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2024 09:57 AM (K3JKK)

155 It is definitely worse than Freud.

Posted by: one hour sober at November 26, 2024 09:57 AM (Y1sOo)

156 CBD warned us this "item" was coming. I refuse to get exercised about it.

BTW, if you were wondering how Kamala managed to blow $1.5B in the election, a good chunk ($600M) of it went to the Dem's 4 pet media firms. Money well spent, I'd say.

Vice President Kamala Harris's campaign directed nearly $600 million to just four media consulting firms with deep ties to the Democratic establishment, Federal Election Commission records show.

https://is.gd/XibJoX

Posted by: Archimedes at November 26, 2024 09:57 AM (xCA6C)

157 It's chaotic, yes, but not violent.

I rather enjoy it.
Posted by: nurse ratched

That's what I told the police, too!!!

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at November 26, 2024 09:57 AM (JCZqz)

158 @152 alternate title

Rebel Without A Clue - a limerick

Posted by: muldoon at November 26, 2024 09:57 AM (991eG)

159 I find this far more worth my time in observation that another stupid landscape from Kincade.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 26, 2024 09:57 AM (ZmTY1)

160 This art is revolting.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 26, 2024 09:48 AM (JCZqz)
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Peasant art.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2024 09:57 AM (K3JKK)

161 156 BTW, if you were wondering how Kamala managed to blow $1.5B in the election, a good chunk ($600M) of it went to the Dem's 4 pet media firms. Money well spent, I'd say.

Vice President Kamala Harris's campaign directed nearly $600 million to just four media consulting firms with deep ties to the Democratic establishment, Federal Election Commission records show.

https://is.gd/XibJoX

Posted by: Archimedes at November 26, 2024 09:57 AM (xCA6C)

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The Democrat insiders got rich.

They probably don't hate Kamala all that much for it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 09:58 AM (GBKbO)

162 Lari Pittman is a Colombia American painter. He is married to a person named Roy, hence the phallic imagery, Im guessing.We had one of his paintings here before. I think IMO it might have been slightly better.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2024 09:58 AM (eMdFp)

163 It's like discussing US presidents. You can say anything you want about Franklin Pierce. Nobody knows better, and they'll never look it up.

One of the prettiest young women I've ever seen in person went to Franklin Pierce college.
Posted by: Some Ancient Greek Homo

OK, so here's an interesting fact about Franklin Pierce. Though a New Englander, he disagreed with Lincoln's decision to call up troops to put down the rebellion. He approached Martin Van Buren, then the oldest living ex-President, about Van Buren's mediating the conflict, but Van Buren refused.

Pierce continued to oppose the war. After Lincoln was assassinated, a large angry crowd gathered around his house, suspicious that he may have had a hand in it.

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 09:58 AM (v6JzV)

164 Uh huh. This is the problem. You get some Colombian rump ranger and bring him to the US, so he can go to Cal Arts and learn their horrible, hacky aesthetic, and then turn around and use it to bag on American culture using big pink dongs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 26, 2024 09:49 AM (7oYYI)

and Juan Merchan sez: Oooh, I see opportunities among all these laws!

Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2024 09:58 AM (D7oie)

165
The thing with yesterday's art is that not one in a hundred people will look at the title, let alone any political implications from it. They're thinking, "Yum, Grandma's turkey!"

Today, however...

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 26, 2024 09:58 AM (dxSpM)

166 I can just imagine the Hallmark movie that the moron nation would come up with. I would watch it...

OMG, that would be fun
Posted by: Lizzy at November 26, 2024 09:36 AM (u1uWe)

Right. We do it one line at a time. I'll start.

An heiress to a bacon empire loses both her parents in a tragic accident and becomes CEO....

Posted by: ... at November 26, 2024 09:59 AM (5iUPP)

167 Vice President Kamala Harris's campaign directed nearly $600 million to just four media consulting firms with deep ties to the Democratic establishment, Federal Election Commission records show.

Remember when the left said money in politics was inherently corrupt? Which would make Kamala the most corrupt pol of all time...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 26, 2024 09:59 AM (oZhjI)

168 So, really this is so interesting. Bu I need to drain and coil water hoses and outside lines. Maybe buy some groceries and gas.

Posted by: Eromero at November 26, 2024 09:59 AM (LHPAg)

169 Aside from John Lasseter, has Cal Arts produced a single prominent artist who isn't full of shit? I can't think of a single one. I think their entire reputation might just be riding on him alone.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 26, 2024 09:59 AM (7oYYI)

170 163 OK, so here's an interesting fact about Franklin Pierce. Though a New Englander, he disagreed with Lincoln's decision to call up troops to put down the rebellion. He approached Martin Van Buren, then the oldest living ex-President, about Van Buren's mediating the conflict, but Van Buren refused.

Pierce continued to oppose the war. After Lincoln was assassinated, a large angry crowd gathered around his house, suspicious that he may have had a hand in it.
Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 09:58 AM (v6JzV)

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I read a biography of Pierce and I still know nothing about him.

Forgot literally all of it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 09:59 AM (GBKbO)

171 Aside from John Lasseter, has Cal Arts produced a single prominent artist who isn't full of shit? I can't think of a single one. I think their entire reputation might just be riding on him alone.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

If you count photography, Ansel Adams.

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 10:00 AM (v6JzV)

172 167 Remember when the left said money in politics was inherently corrupt? Which would make Kamala the most corrupt pol of all time...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 26, 2024 09:59 AM (oZhjI)

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They wouldn't oppose an audit by a third party to make sure all the money was properly raised and spent, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 10:00 AM (GBKbO)

173 You haters are assuming gender — how do you know it’s not a lady p*nis????!!!!!!!

Posted by: Senator from Delaware at November 26, 2024 10:00 AM (MqOr2)

174 I read a biography of Pierce and I still know nothing about him.

Forgot literally all of it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

He also signed the Guano Islands Act into law.

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 10:01 AM (v6JzV)

175 Apparently, Sparkle Markle and Prince Harry are separating. That painting looks like Harry's mind right now. I hope Trump deports him.

Posted by: jmel at November 26, 2024 10:01 AM (RWHIh)

176 Millard Filmore, Franklin Pierce, James Buchanan… names that make no impression whatsoever.

Posted by: tubal at November 26, 2024 10:01 AM (PCK5/)

177 The traditional pink penis of Thanksgiving. Goes with squash, stuffing and cranberry sauce. Would not hang

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 26, 2024 10:01 AM (FxDm7)

178 An heiress to a bacon empire loses both her parents in a tragic accident and becomes CEO....

She travels back to the town with their main facility and bumps into her old HS flame Billy Bob Jimbo McBilly by bumping into him as he is cutting up some hogs in the factory, but he is actually the general manager and makes prosthetics for wild dogs in his spare time...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 26, 2024 10:01 AM (oZhjI)

179
The only thing I know about Franklin Pierce is that he was a roaring drunk.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 26, 2024 10:02 AM (dxSpM)

180 You had me at “bacon heiress”

Posted by: Lizzy at November 26, 2024 10:02 AM (MqOr2)

181 175 Apparently, Sparkle Markle and Prince Harry are separating. That painting looks like Harry's mind right now. I hope Trump deports him.
Posted by: jmel at November 26, 2024 10:01 AM (RWHIh)

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Lord, I hope so.

Just for the lulz of rich, inbred, stupid people suffering in the limelight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 10:02 AM (GBKbO)

182 159 I find this far more worth my time in observation that another stupid landscape from Kincade.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 26, 2024 09:57 AM (ZmTY1
At least with a Kincade you could identify a house and see the lights were on in that house.

Posted by: Eromero at November 26, 2024 10:02 AM (LHPAg)

183 If you count photography, Ansel Adams.
Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 10:00 AM (v6JzV

????

Disney founded CalArts in the 60s, if memory serves.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 26, 2024 10:03 AM (7oYYI)

184 Apparently, Sparkle Markle and Prince Harry are separating. That painting looks like Harry's mind right now. I hope Trump deports him.

I'm shocked, shocked that after she's used him for all he's worth that she is dumping him.

Coming so he was a raycis that verbally abused him and a secret misogynist.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 26, 2024 10:03 AM (oZhjI)

185 Damn I found a painting that’s not as good as Hunter Biden’s art.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 26, 2024 10:03 AM (D6PGr)

186 Joe Rogan: Alright Tammy, you have 5 minutes to eat the entire elk penis. Ready? Go!

Posted by: Fear Factor at November 26, 2024 10:04 AM (JCZqz)

187 Millard Filmore, Franklin Pierce, James Buchanan… names that make no impression whatsoever.
Posted by: tubal

I remember a TV ad from my early childhood for US Savings Bonds in which the name "Millard Fillmore" was spoken loudly by an auctioneer who was auctioning off antiques from Fillmore's White House. That's stuck with me ever since.

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 10:04 AM (v6JzV)

188 Joe Rogan: Alright Tammy, you have 5 minutes to eat the entire elk penis. Ready? Go!/i]

I bet the Hawk Tua girl could do it

Posted by: 18-1 at November 26, 2024 10:04 AM (oZhjI)

189 Apparently, Sparkle Markle and Prince Harry are separating. That painting looks like Harry's mind right now. I hope Trump deports him.
____

Any chance he regains custody of his balls in the settlement?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 26, 2024 10:04 AM (fdSku)

190 The Democrat insiders got rich.

They probably don't hate Kamala all that much for it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 09:58 AM (GBKbO)

No, but I’ll bet the big Silicon Valley donors who got tapped to pay the bill aren’t too happy about where their money went.

Funny watching the neverTrumpers floundering trying to come to grips with the fact their time is over. I’ve been looking at MSNBC in its final days for the schadenfreude, and it’s amazing to see how that channel became NeverTrump Central.

They really did con a big part of the Left into thinking they were important.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 26, 2024 10:04 AM (W6hoT)

191 Will she still be The Lady Sparkle, or Markle, after the split??

Posted by: tubal at November 26, 2024 10:04 AM (PCK5/)

192 189 Apparently, Sparkle Markle and Prince Harry are separating. That painting looks like Harry's mind right now. I hope Trump deports him.
____

Any chance he regains custody of his balls in the settlement?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 26, 2024 10:04 AM (fdSku)

======

Nope.

They were burned in a druid ceremony trying to give Prince Phillip cancer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 10:05 AM (GBKbO)

193 I have used two of her works.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 26, 2024 09:53 AM (d9fT1)

Kollowitz is not a comfortable artist, there are some very striking pieces, but she did not have a pretty palette.
The fact that she went from lithographs to sculpture is interesting since her print and sculpture have much the same feel.

which is about a quarter second after touching the electric fence . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2024 10:05 AM (D7oie)

194 And I think it was during Pierce's presidency that Admiral Perry was sent to open up Japan.

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 10:05 AM (v6JzV)

195
Suggestion for Brit royals: don't marry American divorcées.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 26, 2024 10:05 AM (dxSpM)

196 There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's Fillmore and there's Hayes
There's William Henry Harrison
I died in thirty days!

Posted by: spindrift at November 26, 2024 10:06 AM (OguvZ)

197 Anyone else seeing a penis and hemeroids?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 26, 2024 10:06 AM (vQIx0)

198 Did Sparkle pop a kid or two during this dalliance??

Posted by: tubal at November 26, 2024 10:06 AM (PCK5/)

199 195
Suggestion for Brit royals: don't marry American divorcées.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 26, 2024 10:05 AM (dxSpM)

========

"Yeah, boy...."
-some Hapsburg descendent in Austria with obvious signs in inbreeding still evident in her face

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 10:06 AM (GBKbO)

200 Spark Farkle's Future:

A) Takes most of Harry's wealth, finds a boy toy disappears into hedonism

B) Takes most of Harry's wealth, declares she is a he, and milks her way back into being a D list celebrity

C) Takes most of Harry's wealth, gets into politics in CA and is one of the more annoying congress cretins for years

Posted by: 18-1 at November 26, 2024 10:07 AM (oZhjI)

201
That a painting of our kitchen junk drawer?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 26, 2024 09:54 AM

you have a stylized pink penis in your kitchen junk drawer?

interesting...

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 26, 2024 10:07 AM (tljrc)

202 Apparently, Sparkle Markle and Prince Harry are separating. That painting looks like Harry's mind right now. I hope Trump deports him.
Posted by: jmel at November 26, 2024 10:01 AM

*pats pockets*

Nope. All outta fcuks to give about useless royals.

Don't let the national door hit you on the way out, Harry.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 26, 2024 10:07 AM (kgE5c)

203 The Democrat insiders got rich.

They probably don't hate Kamala all that much for it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 09:58 AM (GBKbO)

And a lot of people think the real objective was to win the election. By losing, they can continue to bring in gobs of money and give bucket loads of it to these consulting firms who will give them the same advice of calling the voters stupid. They'll say "You just need to do it louder!"

Posted by: Doof at November 26, 2024 10:07 AM (jgdZo)

204 This is art?
Really?

Posted by: Reforger at November 26, 2024 10:07 AM (xcIvR)

205 This art is revolting.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 26, 2024 09:48 AM (JCZqz)
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Peasant art.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2024 09:57 AM (K3JKK)

No, that's Kollwitz. "The Peasant War Cycle" is insurrectiony

Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2024 10:07 AM (D7oie)

206 Hey, you got a penis in my root vegetable melange!!

Posted by: Phrases never uttered by Grandma Muldoon at November 26, 2024 10:07 AM (991eG)

207 >>The only thing I know about Franklin Pierce is that he was a roaring drunk.

You haven't lived until you've done a bowel resection while buzzed.

Posted by: Benjamin Franklin Pierce, MASH 4077th at November 26, 2024 10:07 AM (Y1sOo)

208 Hardly worthy of more than a glans.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 26, 2024
*
No need to get testes about it.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 26, 2024

***
Dwarvish art.

Posted by: Gimlet, Son of Groin at November 26, 2024 10:07 AM (J2vNu)

209 196 There's William Henry Harrison
I died in thirty days!
Posted by: spindrift at November 26, 2024 10:06 AM (OguvZ)

=======

America's greatest president.

*hand over heart*
*single, manful tear rolls down cheek*
*America The Beautiful sung by angels*
*American flag waves*
*bald eagle calls out*

He did the least damage.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 10:08 AM (GBKbO)

210 We had one of his paintings here before.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2024 09:58 AM (eMdFp)

No we didn't.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 26, 2024 10:08 AM (d9fT1)

211 Love that penis!

Posted by: Mayor Pete Bootyjudge at November 26, 2024 10:08 AM (iYaN8)

212 203 And a lot of people think the real objective was to win the election. By losing, they can continue to bring in gobs of money and give bucket loads of it to these consulting firms who will give them the same advice of calling the voters stupid. They'll say "You just need to do it louder!"
Posted by: Doof at November 26, 2024 10:07 AM (jgdZo)

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The political consultancy isn't just a cancer on the Republican Party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 10:08 AM (GBKbO)

213 Obama's girl loses and Megan splits? 🤔

Posted by: ... at November 26, 2024 10:08 AM (5iUPP)

214 Looks like the artist had plenty of pumpkin orange left over from Halloween.

Posted by: No Name Today at November 26, 2024 10:09 AM (vlXMQ)

215 Posted by: Archimedes at November 26, 2024 09:57 AM (xCA6C)

So, basically, the Harris campaign existed to get the Biden campaign funds, plus whatever else people were stupid enough to donate, back out into the hands of the minor nobility of the Democrat party.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2024 10:09 AM (ExV1e)

216 "182 159 I find this far more worth my time in observation that another stupid landscape from Kincade.
Posted by: nurse ratched"

Fun fact about Kincade. He tried to kill the secondary market for his prints, threatening to sue resellers on copyright grounds. Threatened a client of mine. Amazing what the words, "Bugger off" can do.

Posted by: RS at November 26, 2024 10:09 AM (E7m29)

217 How many balloon knots is ramming speed?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 26, 2024 10:10 AM (FVO67)

218 215 So, basically, the Harris campaign existed to get the Biden campaign funds, plus whatever else people were stupid enough to donate, back out into the hands of the minor nobility of the Democrat party.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2024 10:09 AM (ExV1e)

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My cynicism is *reaches very high*.

I'd say that this applies to every political campaign at the House level and up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 10:10 AM (GBKbO)

219 Looks like a pile of shit with a skinny pink dick on it

Posted by: Ghost of kari at November 26, 2024 10:10 AM (5xwut)

220 Anybody got a link for the Sparkles/Harry story?

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 10:11 AM (v6JzV)

221 How did I know straight away the painter was Ghey?

Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2024 10:11 AM (cVtCo)

222 How many balloon knots is ramming speed?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 26, 2024 10:10 AM

69.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 26, 2024 10:11 AM (Wnv9h)

223 187 Millard Filmore, Franklin Pierce, James Buchanan… names that make no impression whatsoever.
Posted by: tubal

The President that was despised so much that he’s been airbrushed from history is John Tyler, the first VP to take office upon the death of a President. Not popular during his term (1841 - 1845) , he became despised later for supporting the Confederacy until his death in 1862. The city I live in was founded during his last year in office, hence igot his name, about the only remembrance of him left.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 26, 2024 10:11 AM (W6hoT)

224 222 69.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 26, 2024 10:11 AM (Wnv9h)

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Excellent!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 10:12 AM (GBKbO)

225 Millard Filmore, Franklin Pierce, James Buchanan… names that make no impression whatsoever.
Posted by: tubal at November 26, 2024 10:01 AM (PCK5/)

Dad had two pictures of presidents at his office, Millard Fillmore and Calvin Coolidge. He liked them both because "they did the least"
I wound up with the Fillmore picture (the official Brady one) but I wanted the Coolidge one, but the lawyer who bought his practice got it.
they were both unelected since they were the vice presidents put in office after the death of the President.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2024 10:12 AM (D7oie)

226 221 How did I know straight away the painter was Ghey?
Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2024 10:11 AM (cVtCo)

For me it was a tie between the dog penis in the painting, and the name Lari…

Posted by: tubal at November 26, 2024 10:12 AM (PCK5/)

227 The President that was despised so much that he’s been airbrushed from history is John Tyler, the first VP to take office upon the death of a President. Not popular during his term (1841 - 1845) , he became despised later for supporting the Confederacy until his death in 1862. The city I live in was founded during his last year in office, hence igot his name, about the only remembrance of him left.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Got us Texas, though. For what it's worth.

Also has a grandson still living.

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 10:13 AM (v6JzV)

228
From wiki:
"Pittman considers himself to be an atheist. At CalArts, Pittman met his partner Roy Dowell with whom he has lived ever since."

Posted by: So...yeah at November 26, 2024 10:13 AM (DobEs)

229 182 159 I find this far more worth my time in observation that another stupid landscape from Kincade.
Posted by: nurse ratched"

Fun fact about Kincade. He tried to kill the secondary market for his prints, threatening to sue resellers on copyright grounds. Threatened a client of mine. Amazing what the words, "Bugger off" can do.
Posted by: RS at November 26, 2024 10:09 AM (E7m29)

Kinkade was a excellent artist who would have been in museums if he didn’t choose to become the richest living artist in history. He was also very charitable and a Christian who struggled with his success .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 26, 2024 10:13 AM (D6PGr)

230 225 they were both unelected since they were the vice presidents put in office after the death of the President.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2024 10:12 AM (D7oie)

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Coolidge won the 1924 election. He could have run in 1928 because he did assume the presidency upon Harding's death in the previous term. He chose not to because of the death of his son.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 10:13 AM (GBKbO)

231 205 This art is revolting.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 26, 2024 09:48 AM (JCZqz)
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Peasant art.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2024 09:57 AM (K3JKK)

No, that's Kollwitz. "The Peasant War Cycle" is insurrectiony
Posted by: Kindltot

You want to see a Peasant War Cycle!??!? I'll show you a Peasant War Cycle!!! https://tinyurl.com/7x5r7bdn

Posted by: Jan Zizka (Pixy won't allow all the needed accent marks) at November 26, 2024 10:13 AM (JCZqz)

232 Least said soonest mended about today's 'artistic' demonstration --

Anyway, because my leaves are almost all shed and no more piles to jump in and throw around (leaf burning was outlawed around here in the 70s), I would offer a small vignette of autumn from the Chicago Tribune, published for many years but lost to PC. At least we still have Chief Blackhawk.

'Injun Summer', John T McCutcheon, 1907 Chicago Tribune.

[for some reason tiny url does not work for me]

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 26, 2024 10:14 AM (evfHH)

233 Alternate painting title:

Rohrschach Has a Field Day

Posted by: muldoon at November 26, 2024 10:14 AM (991eG)

234 @223 Tyler, amazingly, still has a grandson alive. He's like 97. The Tyler family in thee generations has seen all but two years of the Constitutional USA. (Tyler was born in 1791)

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 26, 2024 10:14 AM (FxDm7)

235
"When a candidate has taken a licking the party needs the professionals like Mike, the full-time noncandidates, to reorganize for the next campaign. It is a simple enough rule, and it explains the mystery that sometimes baffles the public (and defeated candidates): why, after a defeat, are the same old politicians still eating the big meals and smoking the expensive cigars? Peg knew the answer to the mystery; the best answer was her man, who was a full-time politician who would be eating the big meals and smoking the big cigars (although he personally did not smoke) no matter how many times Woodrow Wilson got elected president."

- John O'Hara, Ten North Frederick

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 26, 2024 10:15 AM (dxSpM)

236 Who ticked off cbd? Don't do it again.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 26, 2024 10:15 AM (2NHgQ)

237 still life with dingus

Posted by: Aunt Ralph at November 26, 2024 10:15 AM (qMeWG)

238 Posted by: Archimedes at November 26, 2024 09:57 AM (xCA6C)

So, basically, the Harris campaign existed to get the Biden campaign funds, plus whatever else people were stupid enough to donate, back out into the hands of the minor nobility of the Democrat party.

*touches side of nose*

Posted by: Archimedes at November 26, 2024 10:15 AM (xCA6C)

239 Posted by: Ghost of kari at November 26, 2024 10:10 AM (5xwut)

Hey I don't think I've seen you since The Thing.

How awesome is this? I don't even really care what they throw at him this next four years the fact that he ended Hillary and then Kamala is too sweet to contemplate, and you were an OG too.

Posted by: ... at November 26, 2024 10:15 AM (5iUPP)

240 This piece is subtle.

Posted by: Georgia O'Keeffe at November 26, 2024 10:15 AM (JCZqz)

241 Wolfus
We are in FtW. There isn't anything you can't get in this area.
Good medical, tons of restaurants, great farmers markets, lots of cultural events, a symphony, museums, churches galore, botanical gardens, parks, recreation etc etc. 250,00 pop.
Not that you want to settle north, I get that. I have heard that southern IN is beautiful and is a draw for hikers and nature lovers.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at November 26, 2024 10:16 AM (1TzeS)

242 Norman Cockwell?

Posted by: Fortune at November 26, 2024 10:16 AM (nmz6A)

243 He also signed the Guano Islands Act into law.
Posted by: Bulg

We hated that motherfucker.

Posted by: Big Penguin at November 26, 2024 10:16 AM (w9Wax)

244 The President that was despised so much that he’s been airbrushed from history is John Tyler, the first VP to take office upon the death of a President. Not popular during his term (1841 - 1845) , he became despised later for supporting the Confederacy until his death in 1862. The city I live in was founded during his last year in office, hence igot his name, about the only remembrance of him left.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 26, 2024

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He was from Virginia, so it's not surprising he would support the Confederacy. According to Wiki he was very much a states-rights type. If we'd had somebody like him as president in 1860, well, secession might still have happened, but we might have been spared a war.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 26, 2024 10:16 AM (J2vNu)

245 Babylon Bee announced a Trump cabinet pinup calendar, calling the cabinet the "hottest cabinet of all time".

What about us, Bee?!?!

Posted by: Mayor Pete Bootyjudge at November 26, 2024 10:16 AM (iYaN8)

246
Question: if malaka harris won, would she only be a 1-termer?

Answer: Absofuckinglutely.

AND, Republicans would've done astoundingly well in 2026.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 26, 2024 10:16 AM (6xnvW)

247 How many balloon knots is ramming speed?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 26, 2024 10:10 AM

99

Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2024 10:16 AM (D7oie)

248 heiress to a bacon empire loses both her parents

Used to work with a gal who it turned out to be like that. Missed her damn "garage sale", including a real Persian rug for like $10.00. TEN DOLLARS!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 26, 2024 10:17 AM (FVO67)

249 Who ticked off cbd? Don't do it again.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine

We disappointed him yesterday because we dared to push back on his "Rockwell was a socialist" take.

And we stuck around and did not decamp en masse to the Hot Air art thread.

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 10:17 AM (v6JzV)

250 Alternate title:

"Invading Space Penis Explodes Turkey"

Posted by: naturalfake at November 26, 2024 10:17 AM (CGz6d)

251 but we might have been spared a war.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 26, 2024 10:16 AM (J2vNu)

But had lost the United States.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 26, 2024 10:17 AM (D6PGr)

252 Sparkle and Princess Ginger are only separating professionally, it seems, each doing solo projects.

Posted by: one hoour sober at November 26, 2024 10:17 AM (Y1sOo)

253 Franklin Pierce was no stranger to a back-alley cockfight

Posted by: Don Black at November 26, 2024 10:18 AM (/7KEl)

254 Pierce was a handsome feller, that much can be said.
All his children died young, and his wife went mad.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 26, 2024 10:18 AM (wzAuc)

255 Is that a penis?
----
No, it's a Dildo.

The Penis writes for National Review/Online.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 26, 2024 10:18 AM (hovnC)

256 195
Suggestion for Brit royals: don't marry American divorcées.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 26, 2024 10:05 AM (dxSpM)

Hey! Us gold digging whores gotta eat same as everyone else!

Posted by: Sparkle Markle, Gold Digging Whore at November 26, 2024 10:18 AM (Y5VD5)

257 His paintings look chaotic to me although the colors are nice This is a a less chaotic one although some description refers to it as having to do with "colonial violence" as well as "seduction.":

https://tinyurl.com/mr7b3uj4

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2024 10:18 AM (eMdFp)

258 would she only be a 1-termer?

Yes, after declaring herself president for life.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 26, 2024 10:18 AM (FVO67)

259 ArtForum- “Lari Pittman: A Decorated Chronology”
Contemporary Art Museum St. Louis, By Helen Molesworth, May 1, 2013

"Lari Pittman’s paintings are notoriously difficult to describe. Intricate layers of foreground and background combined with a dazzling array of mark-making (spray painting, sign painting, precise curlicues applied like spun sugar, and the list goes on) defy single-point perspective, monocular camera vision, and abstraction. Pittman shows us what the world looks like when hierarchy is banished and everything is equal. It’s no coincidence that looking at his paintings feels like being in a car—objects in the mirror are closer than they appear, a moving landscape perpetually framed behind glass; this is democracy via Los Angeles, and it’s troubling, beautiful, and fantastic. CAM St. Louis’s modest survey (comprising thirty works from the mid-1980s to the present) and its catalogue with an essay by Shindler (and a reprint of my own 2011 interview with Pittman) promise to kick-start a nationwide reckoning with one of our greatest living artists."

Oh, his. That explains the pink thing? 🤷‍♀️

A hard pass for hanging, but interesting. Thanks.

Posted by: L - Rooster today, feather duster tomorrow. But not w/o a fight. at November 26, 2024 10:19 AM (NFX2v)

260 I need a drink.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at November 26, 2024 10:19 AM (DobEs)

261 We are in FtW. There isn't anything you can't get in this area.
Good medical, tons of restaurants, great farmers markets, lots of cultural events, a symphony, museums, churches galore, botanical gardens, parks, recreation etc etc. 250,00 pop.
Not that you want to settle north, I get that. I have heard that southern IN is beautiful and is a draw for hikers and nature lovers.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at November 26, 2024

***
I don't want a place with 250K people, for sure. I'm thinking more like 50-75K, 100K tops! The outskirts of Ft. Wayne might be very nice.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 26, 2024 10:19 AM (J2vNu)

262 Well, who ISN'T thankful for their penis!

Posted by: sumdummy at November 26, 2024 10:19 AM (kcUnF)

263
Why don't the Republicans have at least 235 Seats in the House??

All the Red counties went redder. The whole country went redder, as a whole. Republicans should have AT LEAST 53% of House seats.

WTF happened?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 26, 2024 10:19 AM (6xnvW)

264 262 Well, who ISN'T thankful for their penis!

Dylan Mulvaney?

Posted by: Archimedes at November 26, 2024 10:20 AM (xCA6C)

265 Fort Wayne and NE Indiana in general are very nice areas. At least in the 80s.

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 10:20 AM (v6JzV)

266 263
Why don't the Republicans have at least 235 Seats in the House??

All the Red counties went redder. The whole country went redder, as a whole. Republicans should have AT LEAST 53% of House seats.

WTF happened?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 26, 2024 10:19 AM (6xnvW)

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The 2020 census "mistakes" and Democrat gerrymandering in places like MA.

Something like 17 House seats were "accidentally" misapplied, admittedly, by the Census Bureau and it would have pretty uniformly helped Republicans and hurt Democrats.

And then MA is a 65-35 D-R state and has 100% Democrat House reps because of gerrymandering.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 10:21 AM (GBKbO)

267 Fort Wayne and NE Indiana in general are very nice areas. At least in the 80s.
Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024

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The temperature range, or the decade?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 26, 2024 10:22 AM (J2vNu)

268 All the Red counties went redder. The whole country went redder, as a whole. Republicans should have AT LEAST 53% of House seats.

WTF happened?

The Cheat 2024.

Just like The Cheat 2022.

Hell, it cost the R's at least 4 senate seats - all stolen in plain sight

Posted by: 18-1 at November 26, 2024 10:22 AM (oZhjI)

269 Between Collins/Murkowski/McConnell, that's three likely no votes already for Gabbard, Hegseth, RFK, and Kash Patel if he gets nominated for FBI.

Lankford and this new clown that replaced Romney are unreliable as well.

Trump will have to use the recess appointment power or else be forced to back down (an unthinkably bad outcome).

Whatever these appointees are able to expose about the government should sway public opinion and hopefully compel the turncoat senators to fall in line.

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at November 26, 2024 10:22 AM (V6W16)

270 Back atcha CBD!

https://www.artic.edu/artworks/
93811/into-the-world-there-came-a-soul-called-ida

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 26, 2024 10:22 AM (FVO67)

271 The temperature range, or the decade?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

The decade. Sorry, I should have inserted some indication of the past tense in there.

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 10:23 AM (v6JzV)

272 255 Is that a penis?
----
No, it's a Dildo.

The Penis writes for National Review/Online.
Posted by: andycanuck

You may need to be a little more specific...plus, I thought The Penis wrote for The Bulwark?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 26, 2024 10:23 AM (JCZqz)

273 Back atcha CBD!

https://www.artic.edu/artworks/
93811/into-the-world-there-came-a-soul-called-ida
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 26, 2024

***
Looks like Agatha Christie as a zombie.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 26, 2024 10:23 AM (J2vNu)

274 "He was also very charitable and a Christian who struggled with his success."--Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

I wouldn't know beyond my dealings with his reps.

His or his reps' position was essentially, an original print purchaser acquired only a "license" for the print. Thus, a secondary sale required an additional royalty payment, a position which would destroy the secondary markets for all manner of creative works. E.g. used books.

Posted by: RS at November 26, 2024 10:24 AM (E7m29)

275 OK, so here's an interesting fact about Franklin Pierce. Though a New Englander, he disagreed with Lincoln's decision to call up troops to put down the rebellion. He approached Martin Van Buren, then the oldest living ex-President, about Van Buren's mediating the conflict, but Van Buren refused.

There's an interesting book I picked up in Gettysburg, The Preseidents' War, about Tyler, Fillmore, Van Buren, Pierce and Buchanan and their opposition to Lincoln.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 26, 2024 10:24 AM (Q0kLU)

276 So, basically, the Harris campaign existed to get the Biden campaign funds, plus whatever else people were stupid enough to donate, back out into the hands of the minor nobility of the Democrat party.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2024 10:09 AM (ExV1e)

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My cynicism is *reaches very high*.

I'd say that this applies to every political campaign at the House level and up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 10:10 AM (GBKbO)

Saying the quiet part out loud

Posted by: Doof at November 26, 2024 10:24 AM (jgdZo)

277 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 26, 2024 10:19 AM (J2vNu)

I’m moving to a 55+ restricted development in the ‘country’ an hour outside a large urban city. The county went 75% for Trump. Looking forward to it though not looking forward to the actual move.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 26, 2024 10:24 AM (D6PGr)

278 The temperature range, or the decade?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
The decade. Sorry, I should have inserted some indication of the past tense in there.
Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024

***
No, I figured what you meant, I was just bein' funny. Or trying to.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 26, 2024 10:24 AM (J2vNu)

279 Maybe this was a painting of CBD.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 26, 2024 10:24 AM (Y6IkP)

280 Morning, Food!

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 10:26 AM (v6JzV)

281 Posted by: RS at November 26, 2024 10:24 AM (E7m29)

I don’t agree with it but sort of same position as musicians and licensing required.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 26, 2024 10:26 AM (D6PGr)

282 Would hang... the "artist".
Posted by: Auspex at November 26, 2024 09:33

This is as far as I got in the comments.
Thread winner.
See you all later

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 26, 2024 10:26 AM (t/2Uw)

283 No, CBD continues to make a point. I think.

"Pittman shows us what the world looks like when hierarchy is banished and everything is equal. It’s no coincidence that looking at his paintings feels like being in a car—objects in the mirror are closer than they appear, a moving landscape perpetually framed behind glass; this is democracy via Los Angeles, and it’s troubling, beautiful, and fantastic."

Posted by: L - Rooster today, feather duster tomorrow. But not w/o a fight. at November 26, 2024 10:27 AM (NFX2v)

284 Just for the lulz of rich, inbred, stupid people suffering in the limelight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 10:02 AM (GBKbO)
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This is why I watch Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 26, 2024 10:27 AM (RIvkX)

285 265 Fort Wayne and NE Indiana in general are very nice areas. At least in the 80s.
Posted by: Bulg

A fort! Unconsciously you chose a name that was belligerent!
Where were you nurtured?
Where is your nest, Taylor?
Where are your women?

Is there another jungle beyond the Forbidden Zone?

Posted by: Dr. Zaius at November 26, 2024 10:27 AM (JCZqz)

286 284 Just for the lulz of rich, inbred, stupid people suffering in the limelight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 10:02 AM (GBKbO)
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This is why I watch Real Housewives of New Jersey.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 26, 2024 10:27 AM (RIvkX)

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Isn't that where the meme of the lady yelling at the cat is from?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 10:28 AM (GBKbO)

287 You may need to be a little more specific...plus, I thought The Penis wrote for The Bulwark?
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No, those are the Dicks.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 26, 2024 10:28 AM (hovnC)

288 285 A fort! Unconsciously you chose a name that was belligerent!
Where were you nurtured?
Where is your nest, Taylor?
Where are your women?

Is there another jungle beyond the Forbidden Zone?
Posted by: Dr. Zaius at November 26, 2024 10:27 AM (JCZqz)

=====

Why don't your lips move when you talk?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 10:28 AM (GBKbO)

289 There's an interesting book I picked up in Gettysburg, The Presidents' War, about Tyler, Fillmore, Van Buren, Pierce and Buchanan and their opposition to Lincoln.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

I didn't know that Van Buren opposed him. I thought Martin was at least somewhat supportive of Lincoln.

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 10:28 AM (v6JzV)

290 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Art today. Pencil dick turkey. I don't get it.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 26, 2024 10:28 AM (oh9qJ)

291 Well, who ISN'T thankful for their penis!

I wouldn't mind a little more girthiness, I'll admit.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 26, 2024 10:29 AM (Q0kLU)

292 Kinkade was a excellent artist who would have been in museums if he didn’t choose to become the richest living artist in history. He was also very charitable and a Christian who struggled with his success .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

I find his work boring and pedestrian.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 26, 2024 10:29 AM (I+dEf)

293 Breaking911 @Breaking911 12h
INCOMING BORDER CZAR HOMAN: "Me and the Denver mayor, we agree on one thing; he's willing to go to jail. I'm willing to put him in jail."

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 26, 2024 10:29 AM (hovnC)

294 That's just wrong, CBD.

lol

Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 26, 2024 10:29 AM (/6TY1)

295 Comment #4 and #5. The Horde does not disappoint.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 26, 2024 10:29 AM (Aqu9a)

296 Kinkade was a excellent artist who would have been in museums if he didn’t choose to become the richest living artist in history. He was also very charitable and a Christian who struggled with his success .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

I find his work boring and pedestrian.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Agreed. All his stuff is the same.

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 10:30 AM (v6JzV)

297 “It’s no coincidence that looking at his paintings feels like being in a car”

Yeah, if it’s gone off a cliff in the jungle at 100 mph.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 26, 2024 10:30 AM (Ereai)

298 The Penis writes for National Review/Online.
_____

The penis mightier than the sword.

Posted by: Missed the space bar at November 26, 2024 10:30 AM (fdSku)

299 find his work boring and pedestrian.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 26, 2024 10:29 AM (I+dEf)

To each his own but I bet you haven’t seen his work prior to becoming the ‘Master of Light’.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 26, 2024 10:30 AM (D6PGr)

300 Breaking911 @Breaking911 12h
INCOMING BORDER CZAR HOMAN: "Me and the Denver mayor, we agree on one thing; he's willing to go to jail. I'm willing to put him in jail."

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 26, 2024 10:29 AM (hovnC)

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OH, MAN -- WE'RE #WINNING WITH HOMAN!

Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 26, 2024 10:30 AM (/6TY1)

301 293 Breaking911 @Breaking911 12h
INCOMING BORDER CZAR HOMAN: "Me and the Denver mayor, we agree on one thing; he's willing to go to jail. I'm willing to put him in jail."
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 26, 2024 10:29 AM (hovnC)

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Don't make threats you're unwilling to follow up on. Otherwise people stop believing you.

This lesson I learned from noted poet, Nikki Giovanni, when she told us in class a story from her son's youth when she threatened to take away his bed if he didn't behave...and she ended up giving his bed to Goodwill because he did not behave.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 10:30 AM (GBKbO)

302 293 Breaking911 @Breaking911 12h
INCOMING BORDER CZAR HOMAN: "Me and the Denver mayor, we agree on one thing; he's willing to go to jail. I'm willing to put him in jail."
Posted by: andycanuck

Do the kids still say "based"?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 26, 2024 10:31 AM (JCZqz)

303 Coolidge won the 1924 election. He could have run in 1928 because he did assume the presidency upon Harding's death in the previous term. He chose not to because of the death of his son.
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The portrait of his wife, Grace, is probably the best portrait of any of the first ladies.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 26, 2024 10:31 AM (evfHH)

304 I am going to stop reading AoSHQ when I hit a CBD post from now on.

Posted by: setnaffa at November 26, 2024 10:31 AM (nOVGb)

305 Um...

Yeah...

Nope, I got nothing.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 26, 2024 10:32 AM (z0QHk)

306 I find his work boring and pedestrian.
Posted by: nurse ratched

I can ensure pedestrians aren't bored!

Posted by: Angry Islamist with a rental truck near a farmer's market l at November 26, 2024 10:33 AM (JCZqz)

307 Breaking911 @Breaking911 12h
INCOMING BORDER CZAR HOMAN: "Me and the Denver mayor, we agree on one thing; he's willing to go to jail. I'm willing to put him in jail."

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 26, 2024 10:29 AM (hovnC)

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OH, MAN -- WE'RE #WINNING WITH HOMAN!
Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 26, 2024 10:30 AM (/6TY1)

Bring out the Homan and bring out the best!

Posted by: Count de Monet, with ad jingles on his mind at November 26, 2024 10:33 AM (Aqu9a)

308 My mom loved Kinkade's work. Wonder how much of that is because that's how we spell our surname. He was talented, but his work was very uninspired.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Part of the E-4 Mafia at November 26, 2024 10:34 AM (Ad8y9)

309 Rivian is gets 6.6 billion $ loan from Biden. It seems like a lot, but since they lose around 3 billion a year it won’t go far.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 26, 2024 10:34 AM (vQIx0)

310 Bring out the Homan and bring out the best!
____

And deport the rest!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 26, 2024 10:34 AM (fdSku)

311 My mom loved Kinkade's work. Wonder how much of that is because that's how we spell our surname. He was talented, but his work was very uninspired.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

All that verbal sparring with Danny really took its toll.

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 10:35 AM (v6JzV)

312 The penis mightier than the sword.

Posted by: Missed the space bar at November 26, 2024 10:30 AM (fdSku)

That's the sound your mother made last night, Trebek!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at November 26, 2024 10:35 AM (aYubz)

313 Morning, Food!
Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 10:26 AM (v6JzV)

Mornin' Glub.

Which one of us is the wolf, and which is the sheepdog?

Posted by: Doof at November 26, 2024 10:35 AM (jgdZo)

314 311 All that verbal sparring with Danny really took its toll.
Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 10:35 AM (v6JzV)

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How hard is it to spar against "Red rum!" over and over again?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 10:35 AM (GBKbO)

315 Why is the penis trying to fuck a black hole?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 26, 2024 10:35 AM (JQfE3)

316 TJM that meme is from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 26, 2024 10:36 AM (RIvkX)

317 Spark Farkle's Future:

A) Takes most of Harry's wealth, finds a boy toy disappears into hedonism

B) Takes most of Harry's wealth, declares she is a he, and milks her way back into being a D list celebrity

C) Takes most of Harry's wealth, gets into politics in CA and is one of the more annoying congress cretins for years
Posted by: 18-1 at November 26, 2024 10:07 AM (oZhjI)

A is out, apparently she burns through cash at a pretty prodigious rate and, without Harry, she has no draw.

B is out because, apparently, she shat on everyone on her way to the middle.

C is... yeah, I could see that one.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2024 10:36 AM (ExV1e)

318 316 TJM that meme is from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 26, 2024 10:36 AM (RIvkX)

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The more you know.

*rainbow*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 10:36 AM (GBKbO)

319 I am going to stop reading AoSHQ when I hit a CBD post from now on.
Posted by: setnaffa at November 26, 2024 10:31 AM (nOVGb)

Flounce away. Like a lib leaving X.

Posted by: Doof at November 26, 2024 10:37 AM (jgdZo)

320 Blue on Blue:
Eric Abbenante @EricAbbenante 22h
James Carville calls out Jon Stewart and others for lying about Kamala not running on 'woke' 'identity politics':
"Bill Maher, Jon Stewart I saw different people, did it [woke identity politics] hurt us?
Jon Stewart says 'It couldn't have hurt because no Democrat ran on it'
In order to escape any responsibility, they said 'That stuff was never used in 2024'
You're fucking wrong! It was used.
In politics, if you have a bad policy, you may throw it away, but the other side gets to play."

The most radical moment in American presidential campaign history was Kamala Harris appearing on 'RuPaul's Drag Race'. Whoever advised Kamala to do that should be sent a fruit basket by the Trump campaign.

[sarcasm alert]
Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 1h
The two leading intellectuals on the Left disagree.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 26, 2024 10:37 AM (hovnC)

321 315 Why is the penis trying to fuck a black hole?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

Along with some meth.

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at November 26, 2024 10:37 AM (JCZqz)

322 Well, who ISN'T thankful for their penis!
Posted by: sumdummy at November 26, 2024 10:19 AM (kcUnF)

In general, yes. But there were a string of, shall we say, less than well thought out decisions back during impetuous youth.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 26, 2024 10:37 AM (Aqu9a)

323 I saw Pencil Dick Turkey open for Axios Anal Aperture -- who opened for Smash Mouth -- at The Brewery Thunderdome in '98.

[h/t Diogenes & Soothsayer]

Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 26, 2024 10:37 AM (/6TY1)

324 Morning, Food!
Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 10:26 AM (v6JzV)

Mornin' Glub.

Which one of us is the wolf, and which is the sheepdog?
Posted by: Doof

I'm cool with being the coyote. (He's a double for Wile E., so that's why I'm not calling him a wolf.)

Since you're a cob now, it's only appropriate that you should get the best of me at every turn.

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 10:37 AM (v6JzV)

325 Morning.

Why is there a pencil dick right in the middle of this piece?

Would not hang.

Posted by: Robert at November 26, 2024 10:37 AM (4g3Kq)

326 >INCOMING BORDER CZAR HOMAN: "Me and the Denver mayor, we agree on one thing; he's willing to go to jail. I'm willing to put him in jail."
---

this guy talks a lot of smack- hope he can back it up

also, he could benefit from a speech therapist

Posted by: Don Black at November 26, 2024 10:38 AM (/7KEl)

327 I am going to stop reading AoSHQ when I hit a CBD post from now on.
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Well... bye.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 26, 2024 10:38 AM (hovnC)

328 TBH, weren't some parts of the America's were used by the Brits as a penile colony?

Posted by: Rex B at November 26, 2024 10:38 AM (JA+4L)

329 Why is the penis trying to fuck a black hole?

Posted by: Aetius451AD

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I believe the AoSHQ Style Guide reference for #DrunkDonLeMon is "black ho."

Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 26, 2024 10:38 AM (/6TY1)

330 Art, no.

Tiresome bullshit, yes.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at November 26, 2024 10:39 AM (hKoQL)

331 My mom loved Kinkade's work. Wonder how much of that is because that's how we spell our surname. He was talented, but his work was very uninspired.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Part of the E-4 Mafia at November 26, 2024 10:34 AM (Ad8y9)

He traveled the country with a friend after art school where they painted landscapes of places they visited. His best work by far before he stayed in his studio and made up places to paint. He chose not to be a starving artist. The critics hated him for it .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 26, 2024 10:39 AM (D6PGr)

332 Flounce away. Like a lib leaving X.
Posted by: Doof

I'm going to ~~Threads~~ ~~Mastodon~~ ~~Canada~~ ~~Spain~~ ~~England~~ BlueSky!

Posted by: Lib Leaving X at November 26, 2024 10:39 AM (JCZqz)

333 320 Jon Stewart says 'It couldn't have hurt because no Democrat ran on it'
In order to escape any responsibility, they said 'That stuff was never used in 2024'
You're fucking wrong! It was used.
In politics, if you have a bad policy, you may throw it away, but the other side gets to play."

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 26, 2024 10:37 AM (hovnC)

=========

They did downplay their radicalism.

Kamala backtracked on literally every policy position she ever had, including the whole, "federally funded gender reassignment surgeries for illegal migrants" thing that she espoused on camera in 2019.

The idea that Kamala would have won...not doing that, though, is an odd one.

I hope someone listens to the advice, though, and makes 2028 about how JD Vance won't let federal funds for gender reassignment surgeries for illegal migrants. That should be a fun fight to have.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 10:39 AM (GBKbO)

334 TBH, weren't some parts of the America's were used by the Brits as a penile colony?

Posted by: Rex B at November 26, 2024 10:38 AM (JA+4L)

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* golf clap *

After Biden's presidency, historians will refer to it as a "senile colony."

Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 26, 2024 10:39 AM (/6TY1)

335 And then MA is a 65-35 D-R state and has 100% Democrat House reps because of gerrymandering.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 10:21 AM (GBKbO)

Trump only won because of gerrymandering.

Republicans fixed the election with the Louisiana Purchase.

Posted by: ... at November 26, 2024 10:39 AM (5iUPP)

336 Why is there a pencil dick right in the middle of this piece?

Would not hang.
Posted by: Robert at November 26, 2024 10:37 AM (4g3Kq)

If I had Elon Musk money I’d buy it, throw it on a bonfire and roast hot dogs over it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 26, 2024 10:40 AM (Ereai)

337
Don't pull this pervert shit at Christmas time.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 26, 2024 10:40 AM (6xnvW)

338 Well, who ISN'T thankful for their penis!
Posted by: sumdummy at November 26, 2024 10:19 AM (kcUnF)

Well, there are times when my 60 pound Lab-mix puppy thinks he's a lapdog that I kinda regret it. I'm thinking I might need to start wearing a cup.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 26, 2024 10:40 AM (LxER7)

339 Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 26, 2024 10:39 AM (D6PGr

Do you have a link, Sebastian ?as I am having trouble locating his early work. and would like to see that.Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2024 10:40 AM (8XLoI)

340 this guy talks a lot of smack- hope he can back it up

also, he could benefit from a speech therapist
Posted by: Don Black

Meh...it's better if he doesn't speak well. Makes the Left think he's dumb, so they rage even more when he crushes them.

And he'd better crush them.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 26, 2024 10:41 AM (JCZqz)

341 I'm cool with being the coyote. (He's a double for Wile E., so that's why I'm not calling him a wolf.)

Since you're a cob now, it's only appropriate that you should get the best of me at every turn.
Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 10:37 AM (v6JzV)

I'm no cob. Open Blogger stuff is like when Mark Steyn or Walter Williams filled in for El Rushbo. Guest hosting is far less pressure!

Posted by: Doof at November 26, 2024 10:41 AM (jgdZo)

342 Lari Pittman, whoa.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at November 26, 2024 10:41 AM (zrj9w)

343 And then MA is a 65-35 D-R state and has 100% Democrat House reps because of gerrymandering.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 10:21 AM (GBKbO)
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It's the state where the gerrymander was born. Unsurprising.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 26, 2024 10:42 AM (z0QHk)

344 If Homan locks up a Denver mayor, I will personally leave a giant, perhaps 6'x4' coroplast thank you card to him standing in Civic Center Park next time I go there.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 26, 2024 10:42 AM (7oYYI)

345 341 I'm no cob. Open Blogger stuff is like when Mark Steyn or Walter Williams filled in for El Rushbo. Guest hosting is far less pressure!
Posted by: Doof at November 26, 2024 10:41 AM (jgdZo)

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Give it 5 years of constant contribution, and you too might get ace on a good day where he promises to give you a log in all your own and then takes 5 weeks to actually perform the 30 seconds of work to make it happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 10:42 AM (GBKbO)

346
Alternate Title:

"One Penis and a Bunch of Charlie Brown's Dildos."

[h/t wants to stay anonymous]

Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 26, 2024 10:42 AM (/6TY1)

347 I'd say that this applies to every political campaign at the House level and up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 10:10 AM (GBKbO)

Sure, but sometimes they expect to win.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2024 10:42 AM (ExV1e)

348 Trump only won because of gerrymandering.

Republicans fixed the election with the Louisiana Purchase.
Posted by: ...

Back when the US had.....SLAVERY!!!! The nation's foundations are built on slavery!!!

Posted by: Unhinged Leftist at November 26, 2024 10:43 AM (JCZqz)

349 I saw Pencil Dick Turkey open for Axios Anal Aperture -- who opened for Smash Mouth -- at The Brewery Thunderdome in '98.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Classy Freddie Blassie, King of Men:

https://tinyurl.com/4b25ped8

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 26, 2024 10:43 AM (Q0kLU)

350 Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 26, 2024 10:39 AM (D6PGr

Do you have a link, Sebastian ?as I am having trouble locating his early work. and would like to see that.Thanks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2024 10:40 AM (8XLoI)

No I had a book about Kinkade that printed his early works.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 26, 2024 10:43 AM (D6PGr)

351 >INCOMING BORDER CZAR HOMAN: "Me and the Denver mayor, we agree on one thing; he's willing to go to jail. I'm willing to put him in jail."
---

this guy talks a lot of smack- hope he can back it up

also, he could benefit from a speech therapist
Posted by: Don Black at November 26, 2024 10:38 AM (/7KEl)

I dunno, it makes him sound like a white Mike Tyson. You wouldn't fuck with Mike Tyson.

Posted by: Robert at November 26, 2024 10:43 AM (4g3Kq)

352 If I had Elon Musk money I’d buy it, throw it on a bonfire and roast hot dogs over it.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Now, do the artist.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at November 26, 2024 10:43 AM (zrj9w)

353 Spark Farkle's Future:

She and Smollett show up in a Hallmark Christmas Special.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 26, 2024 10:44 AM (W/lyH)

354 260 I need a drink.
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at November 26, 2024 10:19 AM (DobEs)

Here. *hands her a Chardonnay*

Posted by: Nanshy Peloshi at November 26, 2024 10:44 AM (PiwSw)

355 Any American who has been in a sixth grade boys' school bathroom knows how to draw a penis better than that. A real penis looks more like a Civil War cannon than a stalk of rutabaga.

Posted by: muldoon at November 26, 2024 10:44 AM (991eG)

356 Give it 5 years of constant contribution, and you too might get ace on a good day where he promises to give you a log in all your own and then takes 5 weeks to actually perform the 30 seconds of work to make it happen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Hey Ace! Hook me up!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 26, 2024 10:44 AM (JCZqz)

357 Now, do the artist.
Posted by: Braenyard

*Pete Buttigieg raises his hand to volunteer*

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 10:44 AM (v6JzV)

358 with each dramatic comment I am beginning to think Homann is going to be the sacrifice to the Dems to chew on during confirmation while sneaking more effective and less flamboyant picks through

Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2024 10:44 AM (D7oie)

359 Well, who ISN'T thankful for their penis!
Posted by: sumdummy at November 26, 2024
*
In general, yes. But there were a string of, shall we say, less than well thought out decisions back during impetuous youth.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 26, 2024

***
Mine led me into some regrettable situations, now and then . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 26, 2024 10:45 AM (J2vNu)

360 Spark Farkle's Future

Soon....

Posted by: Only Fans at November 26, 2024 10:45 AM (JCZqz)

361 358 with each dramatic comment I am beginning to think Homann is going to be the sacrifice to the Dems to chew on during confirmation while sneaking more effective and less flamboyant picks through
Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2024 10:44 AM (D7oie)

=======

He's going to be a czar working under Noem as head of DHS. He doesn't require confirmation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 10:45 AM (GBKbO)

362 Is it true that Trump's pick for Treasury is gay?

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 10:45 AM (v6JzV)

363 Give it 5 years of constant contribution, and you too might get ace on a good day where he promises to give you a log in all your own and then takes 5 weeks to actually perform the 30 seconds of work to make it happen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 10:42 AM (GBKbO)

I'm good just leaving stuff on the teacher's desk and walking away.

Posted by: Doof at November 26, 2024 10:45 AM (jgdZo)

364 If Harry and whatserface can't make it work, then what's the point?

Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2024 10:45 AM (fV+MH)

365 today's fake X follower is...

Faustina Winchenbach
who looks great in a bikini, but oddly hasn't posted anything

Posted by: Don Black at November 26, 2024 10:46 AM (/7KEl)

366 The world's [most recent] oldest man has died in England at age 112.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 26, 2024 10:46 AM (hovnC)

367 Well, who ISN'T thankful for their penis!
Posted by: sumdummy

Considering how often some of you beat, strangle and choke it, I wonder...

Posted by: Confused Woman at November 26, 2024 10:46 AM (JCZqz)

368 BlueSky!
=====

For some reason, my pixielated brain recalls Blue Sky laws regarding selling securities, like illegal to Blue Sky a client (or mark).

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 26, 2024 10:46 AM (evfHH)

369 366 The world's [most recent] oldest man has died in England at age 112.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 26, 2024 10:46 AM (hovnC)

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I'm gonna make him look like a whippersnapper when I'm still kicking at 189.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 10:46 AM (GBKbO)

370 Don't pull this pervert shit at Christmas time.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 26, 2024 10:40 AM (6xnvW)

That's what she said.

Posted by: ... at November 26, 2024 10:47 AM (5iUPP)

371 Trump only won because of gerrymandering.

Republicans fixed the election with the Louisiana Purchase.

Posted by: ... at November 26, 2024 10:39 AM (5iUPP)

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Putin rigged it again for Trump by causing F. Joe Mugabe's senility and installing Kommie-la as his replacement without so much as a single primary vote!

Putin, you magnificent bastard, is there nothing you can't do?

Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 26, 2024 10:47 AM (/6TY1)

372 See dick pics are so commonplace and pedestrian.

Now dick framed prints. That's classy! Like our leaders and Hollywood betters probably send.

Posted by: Stateless at November 26, 2024 10:47 AM (jvJvP)

373 Is it true that Trump's pick for Treasury is gay?
Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 10:45 AM (v6JzV)

And gay married.

His husband dorks him up the squeak hole while he fellates thick rolls of hundred dollar bills.

Posted by: Robert at November 26, 2024 10:47 AM (4g3Kq)

374 NBA-level penis

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at November 26, 2024 10:48 AM (MZ+PY)

375
Why is there a pencil dick right in the middle of this piece?

Would not hang.
Posted by: Robert at November 26, 2024

***
We see nothing wrong with that

Posted by: Riley Reid, Peta Jensen, et al. at November 26, 2024 10:48 AM (J2vNu)

376 Would not hang.

No wonder they call us garbage people.

Posted by: Next2Nothing at November 26, 2024 10:48 AM (tA1/w)

377 I meant rhubarb, not rutabaga.

Posted by: muldoon at November 26, 2024 10:48 AM (991eG)

378 Is it true that Trump's pick for Treasury is gay?
Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 10:45 AM (v6JzV)

Yep. He is apparently also deeply knowledgeable about bond and equities markets, and opposed to the Euro and the ECB owning the US Economy, according to the analysts I follow.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2024 10:48 AM (D7oie)

379 See dick pics are so commonplace and pedestrian.

Now dick framed prints. That's classy! Like our leaders and Hollywood betters probably send.
Posted by: Stateless

Your perspective is wrong. Hold painting upside down, and no longer penis, but sweet axe!

Posted by: Korgoth of Barbaria at November 26, 2024 10:49 AM (JCZqz)

380 Ian Jaeger @IanJaeger29 36m
BREAKING: Republican Maud Maron, launches a campaign to unseat Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg.
Let’s go!!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 26, 2024 10:49 AM (hovnC)

381
Who ticked off cbd? Don't do it again.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine

Not it. I don't comment enough anymore.

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 26, 2024 10:49 AM (MsrgL)

382 380 Ian Jaeger @IanJaeger29 36m
BREAKING: Republican Maud Maron, launches a campaign to unseat Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg.
Let’s go!!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 26, 2024 10:49 AM (hovnC)

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Maud is going to lose by at least 25 points because NYC may have moved right, but it still largely wants Bragg and his lawlessness.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 10:50 AM (GBKbO)

383 I meant rhubarb, not rutabaga.
Posted by: muldoon

Why are you trying to cause trouble, you rabble-rouser?

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 10:50 AM (v6JzV)

384 "I'll bet you are wrong. My guess is that the "artist" thinks it has deep and subtle and clever messages and connotations.

He takes it very seriously."

no doubt.

Hence my decision to start telling people who annoy me with demands that I celebrate crap to stop masturbating.

That's all this is, and the fact that he has a professorship (with tenure?) and a "platform" is nothing more that the culture being conditioned to sit still and cheer while mediocre mentally-ill exhibitionists beat off in public in order to "feel seen".

And the virtue signallers get their own beating-off jollies by calling you a nazi if you don't celebrate and affirm.

(getting ready for Christmas and by BIL, who now realizes, post-election, that where the Ds went wrong was in thinking they lived in a "better country, with better people."

Fap fap fap yourself, BIL et al.

Posted by: barbarausa at November 26, 2024 10:50 AM (enw9G)

385 Talk about commie bullshit.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at November 26, 2024 10:50 AM (Z8Yh2)

386 Maude was a pretty good TV show.

Posted by: With feminism! at November 26, 2024 10:51 AM (DobEs)

387 Today was my first real good night sleep in almost 2 months since watching the cats Snowflake and Trumpy. They were up around 5:30 but went back to sleep.

Out at around 8 am. And around 10:15 am, I opened the front door, checked to make sure no cars were coming and they both came running in from our friend's porch across the street.

Resting now.

Posted by: Stateless at November 26, 2024 10:51 AM (jvJvP)

388 377 I meant rhubarb, not rutabaga.
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[crosses 'Rutabaga' off of shopping list]

Posted by: petey buttigieg at November 26, 2024 10:51 AM (hovnC)

389 TJM I'm drinking cocoa from my Real Housewives mugshot mug with real Housewives' mugshots on it.

*slurp*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 26, 2024 10:51 AM (RIvkX)

390 NBA-level penis

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder

I call it The White Bird of Prey.

Posted by: Larry Bord at November 26, 2024 10:51 AM (MsrgL)

391 Maude was a pretty good TV show.
Posted by: With feminism!

My older brothers only watched it for Adrienne Barbeau.

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 10:51 AM (v6JzV)

392 389 TJM I'm drinking cocoa from my Real Housewives mugshot mug with real Housewives' mugshots on it.

*slurp*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 26, 2024 10:51 AM (RIvkX)

========

Well, you'll never best my gift tie from the John Grisham fan club membership.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 10:52 AM (GBKbO)

393 The world's [most recent] oldest man has died in England at age 112.
Posted by: andycanuck

*********

Do you have any idea how much pressure that puts on the world's second oldest man?

Posted by: muldoon at November 26, 2024 10:52 AM (991eG)

394 The world's [most recent] oldest man has died in England at age 112.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 26, 2024 10:46 AM (hovnC)

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So you're saying Jimmy Carter still has a chance to get into the record books again (after his entry for record U.S. inflation)?

/If they didn't cook the books, I'm pretty sure the DogEater and Mugabe economies would have shown record inflation not to mention literal (as they "used to define them") depressions let alone recessions. Thank God for Donald John Trump!

Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 26, 2024 10:52 AM (/6TY1)

395 BREAKING: Republican Maud Maron, launches a campaign to unseat Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg.
Let’s go!!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 26, 2024 10:49 AM (hovnC)

They're going Maud in Manhattan!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 26, 2024 10:52 AM (W/lyH)

396 Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 26, 2024 10:47 AM (/6TY1)

A leftard Karen informed me that Putin didn't call to congratulate Trump because "Trump knows what he owes him".

I'm beginning to think the DU dummies are actually the sane and informed branch of Democrats.

Posted by: ... at November 26, 2024 10:52 AM (5iUPP)

397 Maude was a pretty good TV show.
Posted by: With feminism! at November 26, 2024 10:51 AM (DobEs)

Where's Bea Arthur's Dick for a critique?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 26, 2024 10:53 AM (WvSJZ)

398 What's this abot NYC levying $9 on cars driving into the city?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 26, 2024 10:53 AM (U81Si)

399 A True Pioneer...

MILO
@Nero

Four years ago, I had the courage to break the ass ceiling

Given the same choice today I would break the ass ceiling until I was blue in the face

You can recover

You can say sayonara to sodomy

Bless up homos

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 26, 2024 10:53 AM (TGPs7)

400 Maude was a pretty good TV show.
Posted by: With feminism! at November 26, 2024 10:51 AM (DobEs)
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The presence of Adrienne Barbeau elevated it.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 26, 2024 10:53 AM (z0QHk)

401 The Left Destroys everything it touches..... Dennis Prager

...and hoo-boy, the Left has gotten really handsy with art.

Posted by: hate_the_deepstate at November 26, 2024 10:53 AM (shw70)

402 What's with the big pink cock?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 26, 2024 10:53 AM (5AVMW)

403 396 A leftard Karen informed me that Putin didn't call to congratulate Trump because "Trump knows what he owes him".

I'm beginning to think the DU dummies are actually the sane and informed branch of Democrats.
Posted by: ... at November 26, 2024 10:52 AM (5iUPP)

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"He expects Trump to strangle American energy production so that Putin can make more money on gas sales by raising the global prices by limiting overall supply?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 10:53 AM (GBKbO)

404 Maude was a pretty good TV show.
Posted by: With feminism! at November 26, 2024 10:51 AM (DobEs)
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70s dimestore socialist uberlib Norman Lear propaganda

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 26, 2024 10:53 AM (RIvkX)

405 "What's this abot NYC levying $9 on cars driving into the city?"

Karma, good & hard.

Posted by: Next2Nothing at November 26, 2024 10:54 AM (tA1/w)

406 The world's [most recent] oldest man has died in England at age 112.
Posted by: andycanuck

Smart. He exited before someone could pass him. Always go out on top. Like Seinfeld.

Posted by: ... at November 26, 2024 10:54 AM (5iUPP)

407 Carville in rare form

I agree with everything he says here

https://x.com/Rusty_Weiss/status/
1861364050816348604

Posted by: Don Black at November 26, 2024 10:54 AM (/7KEl)

408 Maude was a pretty good TV show.
Posted by: With feminism! at November 26, 2024 10:51 AM (DobEs)

Where's Bea Arthur's Dick for a critique?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 26, 2024 10:53 AM (WvSJZ)

*looks at today's painting*

The streams have been crossed

Posted by: Doof at November 26, 2024 10:54 AM (jgdZo)

409 Maude was a pretty good TV show.

Posted by: With feminism!

----------------

It was prescient in predicting the Cabinet of Hags surrounding Bubba and the Head Hag Herself, Hillary two decades later ...

Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 26, 2024 10:54 AM (/6TY1)

410 At DM, "Liam Payne allegedly ordered 9 bottles of whisky and 13 grams of cocaine before his death."

Beats hell out of a Suicide Pod.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Vigor at November 26, 2024 10:54 AM (k2JwH)

411 If you're the world's oldest man or the world's oldest woman you never want to be in the news.

Posted by: 'cuz u no why at November 26, 2024 10:54 AM (DobEs)

412 Maude was a pretty good TV show.
Posted by: With feminism! at November 26, 2024 10:51 AM (DobEs)
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The presence of Adrienne Barbeau elevated it.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 26, 2024 10:53 AM (z0QHk)
***

The show too.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 26, 2024 10:54 AM (W/lyH)

413 Wojciech Pawelczyk @WojPawelczyk Nov 25
Joe Scarborough is having a meltdown...

"This is what gets me, somebody pops off on Twitter or some other social and they lie. They make mistakes. You know what the cost of that is? Nothing. They do it again. In fact, it helps them because algorithms are rigged, so you stir up shit."

Catturd ™ @catturd2 1h
The lying fake news media is melting down because they know we've replaced them.

https://tinyurl.com/bks8utpv
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Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 26, 2024 10:54 AM (hovnC)

414 Maude was a pretty good TV show.
Posted by: With feminism! at November 26, 2024
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The presence of Adrienne Barbeau elevated it.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 26, 2024 1

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Don't you mean rounded it out?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 26, 2024 10:54 AM (J2vNu)

415 The presence of Adrienne Barbeau elevated it.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 26, 2024 10:53 AM (z0QHk)

Phrasing

Posted by: ... at November 26, 2024 10:54 AM (5iUPP)

416 70s dimestore socialist uberlib Norman Lear propaganda
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Just like Norman Rockwell!

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 10:55 AM (v6JzV)

417 If you're the world's oldest man or the world's oldest woman you never want to be in the news.
Posted by: 'cuz u no why at November 26, 2024 10:54 AM (DobEs)

Norm Macdonald said you never want to be known as being found in a "shallow grave".

Posted by: ... at November 26, 2024 10:55 AM (5iUPP)

418 What's with the big pink cock?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 26, 2024 10:53 AM (5AVMW)

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You passed the Rorschach Test.

Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 26, 2024 10:56 AM (/6TY1)

419 416 70s dimestore socialist uberlib Norman Lear propaganda
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Just like Norman Rockwell!
Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 10:55 AM (v6JzV)

Do not tempt happy fun CBD or we'll all get ANOTHER day in the box!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 26, 2024 10:56 AM (LxER7)

420 >Maude was a pretty good TV show.

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strongly disagree

Posted by: Don Black at November 26, 2024 10:56 AM (/7KEl)

421 What's with the big pink cock?
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He usually doesn't post until 11AM.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 26, 2024 10:56 AM (hovnC)

422 358 with each dramatic comment I am beginning to think Homann is going to be the sacrifice to the Dems to chew on during confirmation while sneaking more effective and less flamboyant picks through
Posted by: Kindltot
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They'd better have good teeth, dentures and caps will be immediately destroyed.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at November 26, 2024 10:56 AM (zrj9w)

423 Taunt, that is.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 26, 2024 10:57 AM (LxER7)

424 The presence of Adrienne Barbeau elevated it.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 26, 2024 10:53 AM (z0QHk)

Phrasing

Posted by: ... at November 26, 2024 10:54 AM (5iUPP)

I see no fault here. Carry on.

Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at November 26, 2024 10:57 AM (OUMaO)

425 70s dimestore socialist uberlib Norman Lear propaganda
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Just like Norman Rockwell!
Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 10:55 AM (v6JzV)

Don't even think about it

Posted by: Norm Peterson at November 26, 2024 10:57 AM (jgdZo)

426 ":He usually doesn't post until 11AM.
Posted by: andycanuck "

Oh I'm so tellin.

Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2024 10:57 AM (fV+MH)

427 Lady Godiva was a freedom rider,
She didn't care if the whole world looked,
Joan of Arc with the Lord to guide her,
She was a sister who really cooked,
Isadora was the first bra-burner,
Ain't ya glad she showed up? (Oh yeah!)
And when the country was fallin' apart,
Betsy Ross got it all sewed up.

(CHORUS):
(And then there's Maude),
And then there's Maude,
(And then there's Maude),
And then there's Maude,
(And then there's Maude),
And then there's Maude,
(And then there's.....),

That uncompromisin', enterprisin', anything but tranquilizin',
Right on Maude!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 26, 2024 10:57 AM (RIvkX)

428 oh yeah I forgot she was on that show

epic rack

Posted by: Don Black at November 26, 2024 10:57 AM (/7KEl)

429 We once had a commenter Pam. I always wonder what happen to her. Pam had some forceful opinions. My kind of gal. Not really too welcome here unfortunately.

Posted by: ... at November 26, 2024 10:58 AM (5iUPP)

430 Adrienne Barbeau was the star of Cannonball Run.

Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2024 10:58 AM (fV+MH)

431 Oh I'm so tellin.
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I was going to have used, "He's not awake yet" but I didn't want a banning!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 26, 2024 10:58 AM (hovnC)

432 MILO
@Nero

Four years ago, I had the courage to break the ass ceiling

Given the same choice today I would break the ass ceiling until I was blue in the face

You can recover

You can say sayonara to sodomy

Bless up homos
Posted by: Mister Ghost

I...liked Milo back in the early Trump days. Not sure about him now, or this take. The dude's mentally ill, and I don't know if I'd want to be his first "lady-friend".

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 26, 2024 10:58 AM (JCZqz)

433 What's with the big pink cock?
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He usually doesn't post until 11AM.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 26, 2024 10:56 AM (hovnC)

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CBD is gonna go all Ottoman on our asses ...

Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 26, 2024 10:59 AM (/6TY1)

434 We once had a commenter Pam. I always wonder what happen to her. Pam had some forceful opinions. My kind of gal. Not really too welcome here unfortunately.
Posted by: ... at November 26, 2024 10:58 AM (5iUPP)

I think she started a trucking company.

Posted by: Robert at November 26, 2024 10:59 AM (4g3Kq)

435
How's the world treating you Mr. Peterson?

Like a baby treats a diaper, Woody.

Posted by: From Cheers! at November 26, 2024 10:59 AM (DobEs)

436 Maude was a pretty good TV show.

Disagree. Unwatchable, preachy leftist crap then and now. Just like every other Norman Lear show.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 26, 2024 10:59 AM (Q0kLU)

437 >>> I wasn't in on the thread yesterday, but I do like the Rockwell paintings, no matter what the use they were put for propaganda.
I am put to mind that Katte Kollwitz' lithographs were deeply anti-totalitarian (though she was something of a communist and a pacifist) her lithographs from the 20's in protest of WWI were used to support the fascists in Spain

Even if Rockwell created those posters as New Deal propaganda, the one that's endured the most is the turkey scene. And it's been parodied and meme'd so much into the cultural memory, all trace of the new deal part has been forgotten with younger generations. Maybe Rockwell would be ticked by that. But an artist doesn't get to control how society takes their art.

Posted by: Darth Dildo at November 26, 2024 11:00 AM (wcIbG)

438 this artist must have daddy issues

Posted by: Moki at November 26, 2024 11:00 AM (wLjpr)

439 432 I...liked Milo back in the early Trump days. Not sure about him now, or this take. The dude's mentally ill, and I don't know if I'd want to be his first "lady-friend".
Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 26, 2024 10:58 AM (JCZqz)

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I paid attention to him for about 5 minutes a couple of months ago.

He's a moralist monarchist now who argues with people that the divine right of kings makes it immoral to oppose the unfettered rule by a single man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 11:00 AM (GBKbO)

440 How's the world treating you Mr. Peterson?

Like a baby treats a diaper, Woody.
Posted by: From Cheers! at November 26, 2024

***
"How's it goin', Mr. Peterson?"

"It's a dog-eat-dog world, Woody, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 26, 2024 11:00 AM (J2vNu)

441 But at least Maude gave us Good Times, which actually was pretty funny.

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 11:00 AM (v6JzV)

442 So this is CBD's temperature tamtrum?

Posted by: Megthered at November 26, 2024 11:00 AM (Mtips)

443 It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, Woody, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 26, 2024 11:00 AM (hovnC)

444 CBD is gonna go all Ottoman on our asses ...

That jive turkey!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 26, 2024 11:01 AM (Q0kLU)

445 Catturd ™ @catturd2 1h
The lying fake news media is melting down because they know we've replaced them.

https://tinyurl.com/bks8utpv
25 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck
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They're so icky/sticky - watching that makes me want to take a shower.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at November 26, 2024 11:01 AM (zrj9w)

446 Wolfus,

You might check out Jasper, In. It's was settled by a enclave of German Catholics. It's 45 mi NE of Evansville.
Seems to be pretty civic minded.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jasper,_Indiana

Posted by: pawn at November 26, 2024 11:01 AM (QB+5g)

447 So I see CBD is late with the rant, prolonging our exposure to this dreck.

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 11:02 AM (v6JzV)

448 Maude was a pretty good TV show.

Disagree. Unwatchable, preachy leftist crap then and now. Just like every other Norman Lear show.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 26, 2024

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The characters his leftist mouthpieces *disagreed* with tended to be pretty memorable, and sometimes even lovable, though. See George Jefferson in the first case and Archie Bunker in the second.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 26, 2024 11:02 AM (J2vNu)

449 /If they didn't cook the books, I'm pretty sure the DogEater and Mugabe economies would have shown record inflation not to mention literal (as they "used to define them") depressions let alone recessions. Thank God for Donald John Trump!
Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 26, 2024 10:52 AM (/6TY1)

"Stagflation is an economic cycle characterized by slow growth and a high unemployment rate accompanied by inflation. "

-- Investopedia

Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2024 11:02 AM (D7oie)

450 Milkbone underwear.

This place.

Posted by: LOL at November 26, 2024 11:02 AM (DobEs)

451 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 11:02 AM (v6JzV)

452 But at least Maude gave us Good Times, which actually was pretty funny.

As funny as Ray Jay Johnson.

"DYN-O-MIITE!!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 26, 2024 11:03 AM (Q0kLU)

453 What's this abot NYC levying $9 on cars driving into the city?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 26, 2024 10:53 AM (U81Si)

Hochul's plan to tax each breath was too complex to implement

Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2024 11:03 AM (D7oie)

454 Norman Lear could actually make people laugh.

He would get cancelled now.

Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2024 11:04 AM (fV+MH)

455 Hey. We could tax the rain!

Posted by: The People's Republic of Maryland at November 26, 2024 11:04 AM (DobEs)

456 .
NOOD

The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition
Brought to you by CBD

NOOD!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 26, 2024 11:04 AM (O7YUW)

457 If Meghan and Harry are splitting, I have some blogs that hate Meghan to check in on! The tea they dredge up will be great.

And I hope the Crown feels brave enough to do a final season covering the queen's last years, and the Markle dustup.

Posted by: Darth Dildo at November 26, 2024 11:05 AM (wcIbG)

458 You might check out Jasper, In. It's was settled by a enclave of German Catholics. It's 45 mi NE of Evansville.
Seems to be pretty civic minded.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jasper,_Indiana
Posted by: pawn at November 26, 2024

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Looks good, but Realtor has no house listings there right now in my price range.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 26, 2024 11:07 AM (J2vNu)

459 WHAT DID YOU PEOPLE SAY YESTERDAY?????

FWIW, I have always loved that Rockwell depiction of Thanksgiving dinner.

This, however, is an abomination.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth - AoS Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief. Eat the cheesecake, buy the yarn. at November 26, 2024 11:09 AM (SRRAx)

460 He's a moralist monarchist now who argues with people that the divine right of kings makes it immoral to oppose the unfettered rule by a single man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 11:00 AM (GBKbO)

He and Yarvin could go on picnics together and tell themselves all the things they like to think.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2024 11:13 AM (D7oie)

461 Why is there a turkey dick pointed up at the bottom ... ?

Posted by: Dr_No at November 26, 2024 11:55 AM (ayRl+)

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