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NYT: Trump Claims, Without Evidence, That Kamala Never Worked At McDonald's. Kamala Says She Did.*
* Also Without Evidence, But the Claims of Leftwing Politicians Are Self-Verifying Because No Communist Ever Lies.

Via Twitchy, "the greatest fact check of all time."


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Note that McDonald's itself admits it has no records of Kamala ever working at any of its stores. Kamala Harris's previous resumes never mention McDonald's. She never wrote of her working there in her political fake memoir.

She first made this claim when she was running for president in 2019. There was never any evidence to support it, and a fair amount of reasons to be skeptical.

The New York Times doesn't see it that way. Trump disputes her claims, "Without Evidence," though he has evidence, of course: His evidence is that Kamala's claim is made Without Evidence.

But communists never lie, right?



Vice President Kamala Harris has recalled her stint at a Bay Area McDonald's 41 years ago in introducing herself to voters -- a biographical detail relatable to millions of Americans who have toiled in fast-food restaurants.

But former President Donald J. Trump has repeatedly accused her of inventing it. Lacking a shred of proof, he has charged that she never actually worked under the golden arches -- recalling his earlier false claim that President Barack Obama was not born in the United States.

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Richard Grenell
@RichardGrenell

51 former intelligence officials say Kamala worked at @McDonalds.

The leftwing media is having another hysterical nervous breakdown.

In other words, it's a Monday that follows a Sunday.

Trump posted an AI meme of him wearing a Steelers uniform, as if he had been a pro-NFL player in the 70s and kept it a secret until now.

Newsweek, fresh off of trying to bankrupt a family-owned business for the crime of bucking the leftwing thought police, now informs us that Trump was not, in fact, a Secret Steeler at all!

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Mollie
@MZHemingway

Where would we be without corporate media telling us that Donald Trump is *not* an actual McDonald's employee and is *not* currently rostered with the Pittsburgh Steelers.

John Ekdahl
@JohnEkdahl

My theory on the great liberal McDonalds freakout is this: Donald Trump is not allowed to have fun. Remember, he is the physical avatar of humanity's cruelty, evil, and malice. The left has also spent a large amount of time, money, and energy though both media and legal campaigns, targeting his livelihood and even his personal freedom all to ensure that the man can never crack a smile again for the rest of his life. And then he did. While donning an apron and serving fries. They can't handle it.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:30 PM




Comments

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2024 05:31 PM (QNSds)

2 Almost first

Posted by: Doof at October 21, 2024 05:31 PM (/nbpY)

3 I read the Post...

It's like this is my first day here or some shit.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2024 05:32 PM (K5Wdc)

4 Yes, let the hate flow through you leftists. Keep up this line of attack it is totally helping you.....

Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2024 05:32 PM (HJ9BW)

5 frost

Posted by: Christiane Amanapour's Frigid Snapper at October 21, 2024 05:32 PM (KRtlO)

6 "Without evidence" was a constant meme in 2016 after Trump won the election. It started when the fib was tapping his phone lines during the campaign and the nyt ran the story "without evidence trump claims fib was tapping his phone line"......

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2024 05:32 PM (QNSds)

7
That McDonald's stunt was damned good. How do I know? Because of the deranged freak out the media is having about it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 21, 2024 05:32 PM (w6EFb)

8 That friend's last name wouldn't be Blasey-Ford, would it?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 21, 2024 05:33 PM (lTGtQ)

9 Most heartfelt guitar solo ever.

RIP Gary Moore.

https://youtu.be/hWeM2UmUxtg?feature=shared


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 21, 2024 05:33 PM (ufFY8)

10 I cannot wait to vote for this man for a third time. I might just write him in on every ballot for the rest of my life (unless Vance is running. Gotta vote for him in '28.)

Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 21, 2024 05:33 PM (k9OZB)

11 Dude lives rent free in there heads , literally anything he does or says makes them jibber like lunatics.

Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2024 05:33 PM (HJ9BW)

12 PREDICTION:

The Success of Trump's McDonald's Campaign Stunt is the actual October Surprise.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2024 05:33 PM (K5Wdc)

13 But communists never lie, right?

--------------

They just airbrush and memory hole truth & reality out of existence & history.

Posted by: ShainS -- Musk May be The X-Factor in Overcoming Fraud at October 21, 2024 05:33 PM (ATdHW)

14 "Here is McDonald’s in Walz’s Minneapolis during the Floyd riots"

Way to stick it to the Dems where it belongs.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at October 21, 2024 05:34 PM (TxBND)

15 >>RIP Gary Moore


That guy was amazing.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2024 05:34 PM (K5Wdc)

16 Meh. So Kamala misspoke.

It has been well-documented that she worked for years at Jack-In-The-Mouth.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 21, 2024 05:35 PM (TcVeV)

17 PREDICTION:

The Success of Trump's McDonald's Campaign Stunt is the actual October Surprise.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2024 05:33 PM (K5Wdc)

--------------

Could be; I think it's Elon (whom I've dubbed "The X-Factor).

Posted by: ShainS -- Musk May be The X-Factor in Overcoming Fraud at October 21, 2024 05:35 PM (ATdHW)

18 My theory on the great liberal McDonalds freakout is this: Donald Trump is not allowed to have fun.
---------

Progressives/Liberals/Left/Democrats are joyless, they have no sense of humor at all.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2024 05:35 PM (XeU6L)

19 Do you have to be retarded to work as a "journalist?" All evidence points to: YES.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 21, 2024 05:35 PM (XMwZJ)

20 Jersey number 47? I'd say that Trump is a bit of an outsized fullback.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 21, 2024 05:35 PM (lTGtQ)

21 Please don't put my cat in the fry machine.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 21, 2024 05:36 PM (ufFY8)

22 Imagine if you can.
Imagine a criminal money laundering operation so vast, so enormous, that it takes the U.S. Secretary of the Treasury. the Attorney General, and the entire Blackrock Capital management team to organize and run it.
_Matt Bracken
@Matt_Bracken48

Posted by: Braenyard at October 21, 2024 05:36 PM (bhSZH)

23 The freakout over fries is... something

On top of that they're attacking the McDonalds workers there because... why? How does that help the coconut?

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at October 21, 2024 05:36 PM (M7vhK)

24 Trump knows media… Harris, not so much… frumpy dumpy woman that sounds funny.

Posted by: tubal at October 21, 2024 05:36 PM (PCK5/)

25 3 I read the Post...

It's like this is my first day here or some shit.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2024 05:32 PM (K5Wdc)

Me too!

What's happening?

Posted by: Stateless at October 21, 2024 05:36 PM (jvJvP)

26
Trump captured on field by security while interrupting Steeler's game:

https://is.gd/N2wgpv

/ Gotta get my eye exam soon

Posted by: Civic Classifier at October 21, 2024 05:37 PM (MwtZ5)

27 Headphones are chargong and Lil Pooky is sleeping on me. I assume the last clip is the Steelers stadium going nuts because Trump was there?

Posted by: pookysgirl, reporting from Chest Cold Central at October 21, 2024 05:37 PM (dtlDP)

28 Musk is Definitely the October surprise….

Posted by: tubal at October 21, 2024 05:37 PM (PCK5/)

29 18 My theory on the great liberal McDonalds freakout is this: Donald Trump is not allowed to have fun.
---------

Progressives/Liberals/Left/Democrats are joyless, they have no sense of humor at all.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2024 05:35 PM (XeU6L)

They really are a party made up of nothing but a bunch of humorless scolds, a party of Gladys Cravitzs. The HOA people, the neighborhood monitor.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2024 05:37 PM (LJ9Iy)

30 Probably my favorite guitar based piece of all time.

Mike Bloomfield : Stop

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=gIArmP6HcZk



Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2024 05:37 PM (K5Wdc)

31 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at October 21, 2024 05:37 PM (mLdmv)

32 Trump on the campaign trail makes people smile, laugh and cheer spontaneously.

Harris makes them cringe and hide. Fake waving. Forced smiles. Nothing natural in the least.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 21, 2024 05:37 PM (qQ8au)

33 Here is McDonald’s in Walz’s Minneapolis during the Floyd riots

Offering their new flame-broiled burgers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2024 05:38 PM (pWgGF)

34
What would the media do without Trump?

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 21, 2024 05:38 PM (+oR7L)

35 Ok, that was funny.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 21, 2024 05:38 PM (ufFY8)

36 30 Probably my favorite guitar based piece of all time.

Mike Bloomfield : Stop

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=gIArmP6HcZk



Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2024 05:37 PM (K5Wdc)

You like Knopfler??? Some of his work is amazing..

Posted by: tubal at October 21, 2024 05:38 PM (PCK5/)

37 If ever a man deserved to win an election, it's Trump.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 21, 2024 05:38 PM (xcxpd)

38 John Ekdahl @JohnEkdahl 4h
He posted a photo with zero commentary or claims of any kind, and they're trying to community note it
https://is.gd/VASs0e
screencap; because it was "staged"!


Newsweek @Newsweek 4h
Donald Trump has shared what is likely an AI-generated image on his Truth Social account showing him as a player for the Pittsburgh Steelers. newsweek.com/donald-trump-fa…

John Ekdahl @JohnEkdahl 42m
Fake news.

https://is.gd/bZ8tq3
IMAGE

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 21, 2024 05:39 PM (hovnC)

39 Trump is like a laser, and the MSM are like cats chasing the laser beam.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2024 05:39 PM (pWgGF)

40 She first made this claim when she was running for president in 2019. There was never any evidence to support it, and a fair amount of reasons to be skeptical.

She knew the media would never fact-check a candidate who was polling at 0.05%. Hell, she could have claimed that she was heir to the Habsburg Empire.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 21, 2024 05:39 PM (TcVeV)

41 "Your honor, you have no evidence I didn't do it."

Posted by: Tom Perry at October 21, 2024 05:39 PM (MX0bI)

42 oh only haters will say that's not PDJT suited up as a Steeler

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2024 05:39 PM (s3qiR)

43 I just love the editorial jabs they throw in.

"wihout evidence"

"he is,as you know is not well"


You can almost taste the venom.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 21, 2024 05:40 PM (lTGtQ)

44 TDS is a form of severe mental illness. Almost always incurable. 99.99% of media afflicted

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 21, 2024 05:40 PM (nrfI8)

45 step one: raise minimum wage to 20 $ an hour

step two: complain that capitalism is failing to create enough entry level jobs

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 21, 2024 05:40 PM (CWTWj)

46 The freakout over fries is... something

On top of that they're attacking the McDonalds workers there because... why? How does that help the coconut?
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at October 21, 2024 05:36 PM (M7vhK)
---------------

Stomping on a little guy sends a message to the other little guys who might try to get above their station. I think though, intimidation tactics aren't going to be all that effective, due to how serious the consequences to the nation are, should Kamala be selected.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 21, 2024 05:40 PM (tT6L1)

47 Project Constitution @DeleteLawzClips 5h
🚨EXCLUSIVE: I’ve got the FULL, uncut video of Trump working the counter at McDonald’s outside Philly for an entire hour! 🍔🇺🇸 While Kamala pretends she’s worked there, Trump actually did—and proved he cares about our service workers. He’s done more in one hour than Kamala ever has. #Trump2024 #ManOfThePeople #Philly

Pragmatic Optimist @Screamn_theVoid 3h Replying to @DeleteLawzClips
OMG! this is just how I imagined Hitler and Stalin if they worked the local McDs. 😜

https://is.gd/4rG6Od
27:12 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 21, 2024 05:40 PM (hovnC)

48 >>You like Knopfler??? Some of his work is amazing..


Yeah. His LP with Chet Atkins 'Neck and Neck' is absolutely incredible.

But, I tend to prefer my guitar tones to be a bit more raw than Knopfler.
Guys like Ike Turner and Steve Winwood are high on my list of guitarists because they were so unabashed about their playing. Straight from the heart.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2024 05:40 PM (K5Wdc)

49 The Philly all news radio station (KYW) was splashing the McDonalds story all afternoon yesterday...and making sure to state that Trump's claim that Harris never worked at McDonalds was erroneous and misinformation. They contract with Bloomberg btw.

All I could think of is that this will be a focus of idiots giving it much more positive legs than it would have had if they just ignored it, or did it once or twice for a couple hours as a human interest story. Instead, they make sure everyone knows what Trump did, and make Harris look like inexperienced moron grasping for relevance with a piss off job she may or may not have held many decades ago. Who wins that scenario? Duh.

Posted by: Orson at October 21, 2024 05:40 PM (dIske)

50 Claimed without evidence

How do you supply evidence that something did NOT happen?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2024 05:40 PM (pWgGF)

51 And Walz comes out and says the he is a better shot than anyone on the net questioning how he tried to load his shotgun.

I'm sure a few of the Hoard could have some fun with this...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 21, 2024 05:40 PM (QAkQ3)

52 Journalists are such colossal imbeciles. This McDonald's thing would be a virtual nothingburger if they just had the self-restraint to not be lunatics.

Posted by: But They Don't at October 21, 2024 05:41 PM (90qrx)

53 Trump on the campaign trail makes people smile, laugh and cheer spontaneously.

Harris makes them cringe and hide. Fake waving. Forced smiles. Nothing natural in the least.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 21, 2024 05:37 PM (qQ8au)


Yup. All of the charisma of Hillary with none of the ruthless animal cunning.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 21, 2024 05:41 PM (TcVeV)

54 Next up, Home Depot!
And then an American brewery.
And then let him host Hannity for a night.

Trump - Everywhere you want to be!

Posted by: Stateless at October 21, 2024 05:41 PM (jvJvP)

55 Donald Trump has shared what is likely an AI-generated image

******************

I like how they say likely, as there exists the possibility that it could be real.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at October 21, 2024 05:41 PM (M7vhK)

56 McDonald's itself admits it has no records of Kamala ever working at any of its stores.

---------

Kamala worked OUT FRONT of a McDonalds during college.
She wasn't selling fries, it was thighs.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 21, 2024 05:41 PM (+oR7L)

57 this is not healthy

Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2024 05:41 PM (D7oie)

58 HAIL ZOD

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 21, 2024 05:41 PM (11kd9)

59 Obviously Trump would never ever dress up in a Dallas Cowboy uniform, because he has a brand image to protect.

Posted by: Roy at October 21, 2024 05:41 PM (z+ik4)

60 39 Trump is like a laser, and the MSM are like cats chasing the laser beam.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2024 05:39 PM (pWgGF

ackshully the most gracious thing ever written about yellow journalism

Go, Horde!

Posted by: 80's music fan at October 21, 2024 05:42 PM (QSrLX)

61 The worst thing Trump can do to these people is have fun.

Love it.

Posted by: eleven at October 21, 2024 05:42 PM (fV+MH)

62 Mel Blount wore 47. Never heard of any of the other Steelers that did. Last was Ronald Stanley for one game at linebacker in 06.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 21, 2024 05:42 PM (Dm8we)

63 easy solution: ask her what an order of fries went for when she worked there. nah, i wouldn't remember either. and i'm more smart than she is

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 21, 2024 05:42 PM (CWTWj)

64
He's frying the cat's, he's frying the dog's, of the pet's that live there.

Posted by: Civic Classifier at October 21, 2024 05:42 PM (MwtZ5)

65 Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 21, 2024 05:40 PM (hovnC)

If Trump REALLY wants to Make America Great Again...

Bring back the McRib!!!!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 21, 2024 05:42 PM (QAkQ3)

66 The left has lost their ever loving minds. Humor and laughter completely escape them.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 21, 2024 05:43 PM (tT6L1)

67 Most heartfelt guitar solo ever.
The first 50 seconds of Love's "Everlasting First"?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zKuCDQP3HBs

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 21, 2024 05:43 PM (JKjtK)

68 59 Obviously Trump would never ever dress up in a Dallas Cowboy uniform, because he has a brand image to protect.


dude he needs PA to vote for him!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2024 05:43 PM (s3qiR)

69 Journalists are such colossal imbeciles. This McDonald's thing would be a virtual nothingburger if they just had the self-restraint to not be lunatics.
Posted by: But They Don't at October 21, 2024 05:41 PM (90qrx)

McDonald’s nothing burger. ISWYDT

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 21, 2024 05:43 PM (nrfI8)

70 ZOD is a fat-checker.

(To the club-armed Aztecs): There, that woman dipping her French fries in the milkshake. Fat. You know my methods; employ them.

Posted by: ZOD at October 21, 2024 05:43 PM (mLdmv)

71 Anyone know the significance, if any, of the Donald wearing#47?

Posted by: eleven at October 21, 2024 05:43 PM (fV+MH)

72 If Trump REALLY wants to Make America Great Again...

Bring back the McRib!!!!
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 21, 2024 05:42 PM (QAkQ3)
------------

Let's not be to hasty here.....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 21, 2024 05:43 PM (tT6L1)

73 This is actually an old pattern.

Democrat/government bureaucrat claims something = proven

Republican/non government expert claims something = unproven

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2024 05:43 PM (oZhjI)

74 The Donald gets my vote for employee of the month.

Posted by: Ron at October 21, 2024 05:44 PM (KDtr3)

75 66 The left has lost their ever loving minds. Humor and laughter completely escape them.


they never had any concept of humor.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2024 05:44 PM (s3qiR)

76 Of course it's a fake picture. Trump would never play for the Steelers. He played for the Jets.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2024 05:44 PM (LkLld)

77 John Echols is a name you don't hear much...but he was an excellent player.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2024 05:44 PM (K5Wdc)

78 One thing about resumes, potential employers don't like seeing time gaps on them regarding employment history. What were you doing for this 6 months with no job? You weren't in school? Interning at a summer stock theater, perhaps?
Kidnapped by the grays?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 21, 2024 05:44 PM (MeG8a)

79 71 Anyone know the significance, if any, of the Donald wearing#47?
Posted by: eleven at October 21, 2024 05:43 PM (fV+MH)

Because they retired #45?

Posted by: Roy at October 21, 2024 05:44 PM (z+ik4)

80 Zod makes me actually happy to be on a diet.

...though I do miss dipping fries in ice cream

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 21, 2024 05:44 PM (xcxpd)

81 Trump needs no evidence to claim something didn't happen.
The burden to prove an event occurred is on those that say it did.

That simple.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 21, 2024 05:44 PM (/lPRQ)

82 It was SECRET CODE that Trump dressed up like a Stealer...

It was telling his Minions to STEAL THE ELECTION!!!!!

REEEEEEEE

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 21, 2024 05:44 PM (QAkQ3)

83 Trumps 15 min of work getting 43 hours of coverage is amazing

Posted by: TexasDan at October 21, 2024 05:44 PM (Z8C2q)

84 Journalists are such colossal imbeciles. This McDonald's thing would be a virtual nothingburger if they just had the self-restraint to not be lunatics.
Posted by: But They Don't at October 21, 2024 05:41 PM (90qrx)

Trump plays these idiots like a violin. But they're so stupid they breathe life into his every strategem.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2024 05:44 PM (pWgGF)

85 79 71 Anyone know the significance, if any, of the Donald wearing#47?


I mean you're joking right

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2024 05:44 PM (s3qiR)

86 The Secret Life of Walter Mitty Donald Trump.

Now Playing!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 21, 2024 05:45 PM (Aqu9a)

87 I'm glad Trump had fun. After everything he's been through he deserves to have fun and have people enjoy him. I hope he has lots of fun on election day.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2024 05:45 PM (MQJVv)

88 >>Most heartfelt guitar solo ever.


Clapton on the Live Cut of 'Have You Ever Loved a Woman' from Derek and the Dominos at the Filmore is high on that list.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2024 05:45 PM (K5Wdc)

89 The worst thing Trump can do to these people is have fun.

****************

He should have either been rotting in prison before being Epsteined or have a giant hole in his head by now, not within a hair's breath of the presidency again while serving fries

left are having a bit of trouble with this timeline

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at October 21, 2024 05:45 PM (M7vhK)

90 85 79 71 Anyone know the significance, if any, of the Donald wearing#47?


I mean you're joking right
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2024 05:44 PM (s3qiR)

I am sure they are…

Posted by: tubal at October 21, 2024 05:45 PM (PCK5/)

91 81 Trump needs no evidence to claim something didn't happen.
The burden to prove an event occurred is on those that say it did.

That simple.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 21, 2024 05:44 PM (/lPRQ)

You apparently have not been following all the Trump Legal Cases... or Jan 6 stuff.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 21, 2024 05:45 PM (QAkQ3)

92 75 66 The left has lost their ever loving minds. Humor and laughter completely escape them.


they never had any concept of humor.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2024 05:44 PM (s3qiR)

Which explains Seth Myers

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 21, 2024 05:45 PM (xcxpd)

93 In April of 2025 one of these assholes is going to demand to see his W-2 from McDonald’s.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 21, 2024 05:46 PM (u73oe)

94 He should have either been rotting in prison before being Epsteined or have a giant hole in his head by now, not within a hair's breath of the presidency again while serving fries

left are having a bit of trouble with this timeline


yep it wasn't supposed to go this way

I am still wondering why Barry said they still have time tho

wtf Barry

what did you mean

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2024 05:46 PM (s3qiR)

95 He's frying the cat's, he's frying the dog's, of the pet's that live there.

Posted by: Civic Classifier

In Springfield...and this is what's happening.

Posted by: Tom Perry at October 21, 2024 05:46 PM (MX0bI)

96 Anyone know the significance, if any, of the Donald wearing#47?

Posted by: eleven at October 21, 2024 05:43 PM (fV+MH)

Mel Blount. One of the greatest cornerbacks ever.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 21, 2024 05:46 PM (d9fT1)

97 Solution for today's Corp. Media? Turn Greg Lloyd loose at the National Correspondents Dinner with a cue ball in a sock.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 21, 2024 05:46 PM (wBaIH)

98 Kamaunist hasn't given up a date nor location, she made the claim

Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2024 05:46 PM (fwDg9)

99 Kamala has the earmarks of being a McDonald's employee.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2024 05:46 PM (63Dwl)

100 Anyone know the significance, if any, of the Donald wearing#47?


I mean you're joking right
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2024 05:44 PM (s3qiR)
---------------

Heh, I hadn't given it much thought until I realized PDT, if elected, would be the 47th president.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 21, 2024 05:46 PM (tT6L1)

101 Trump's McDonald's gambit was very effective politically, so the Democrat-Communists and the Corrupt Media are freaking out and trying to convince people, using their imaginary Progressive Jedi powers, that this was a Trump disaster. But it's not working. Nothing's working for them. Another day on the campaign trail won by Trump/Vance.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at October 21, 2024 05:47 PM (qUkBO)

102 96 Anyone know the significance, if any, of the Donald wearing#47?

Posted by: eleven at October 21, 2024 05:43 PM (fV+MH)

Mel Blount. One of the greatest cornerbacks ever.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 21, 2024 05:46 PM (d9fT1)

Not the way I interpreted it.

Posted by: tubal at October 21, 2024 05:47 PM (PCK5/)

103 "I mean you're joking right
Posted by: BlackOrchid"


I'm a little slow on the uptake, alright?

You're just going to have to bear with me.

Posted by: eleven at October 21, 2024 05:47 PM (fV+MH)

104 I happen to have a friend that will confirm everything I've posted here in the past 20 years.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 21, 2024 05:47 PM (TcVeV)

105 Mike Bloomfield : Stop

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=gIArmP6HcZk

Oh yeah.

Bluesy guitars.

Fuckin A.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 21, 2024 05:47 PM (ufFY8)

106 Kamala has the earmarks of being a McDonald's employee.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.



She has the earmarks of taking care of Willie Brown. I think the lobes are stretched a little.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 21, 2024 05:47 PM (lTGtQ)

107 Well, that's not true. Actually, I don't have a friend.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 21, 2024 05:48 PM (TcVeV)

108
Hey, I soak collared Greens in my bathtub, grow chilis, and anything else you find relatable!

Posted by: Kamala the Pander Bear at October 21, 2024 05:48 PM (+oR7L)

109 Anyone know the significance, if any, of the Donald wearing#47?


I mean you're joking right

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2024 05:44 PM


That has to be a joke.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2024 05:48 PM (QNSds)

110 >>> Kamala Harris's previous resumes never mention McDonald's. She never wrote of her working their in her political fake memoir.

... working on their WHAT?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 21, 2024 05:48 PM (/lPRQ)

111 She was the one who peed in the pickle bucket in the back room…

Posted by: tubal at October 21, 2024 05:49 PM (PCK5/)

112 Anyone know the significance, if any, of the Donald wearing#47?
Posted by: eleven

People are going to jump all over you but I think it's easy to miss. He will be the 47 th president when he wins after having already been the 45th.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 21, 2024 05:49 PM (Z8C2q)

113 To prove it it is literally four clicks
Login to ssa.gov
Click "Review your full earnings record now"
Click Ok in the popup
Click "Take a closer look"
Scroll down to year, click "View Details"

I can see the employer I earned $2,576 from in 1985.

Posted by: Chuck C at October 21, 2024 05:49 PM (yOPBE)

114 >>74 The Donald gets my vote for employee of the month. Posted by: Ron at October 21, 2024 05:44 PM (KDtr3)

He's that guy who wants to work the closing shift so he can dump a case of frozen quarter pounders out the back door of the restaurant in the dumpster, circle around back after closing to retrieve them, and become the Spring Break grillmaster-hero (looking at you, Bob Ritchie, class of 1983).

Also dumps a bag of McNuggets in the fryer after closing: Dinner.

Posted by: ZOD at October 21, 2024 05:49 PM (mLdmv)

115 Believe all women who claim they worked at McDonald's! #McToo

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at October 21, 2024 05:49 PM (qUkBO)

116 Scolding memes and silly but fun political stunts...

Tell me you are joyless, media Kamala shills, without telling me you are joyless.

Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2024 05:49 PM (QAK8m)

117 Pro tip, NYT: the burden of proof lies (?) upon the one making the claim, not the one skeptical of it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2024 05:50 PM (pWgGF)

118 Just learned a gal I played house with for a few years croaked in 2019. Horrible disfigured nose and face melanoma. Coincidentally "the blood baron" is on the movie channel now. She must have looked like that. Learned she hosed others for $8,000 and $28,000. Her estate still unsettled. Backstabber.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 21, 2024 05:50 PM (JKjtK)

119
In April of 2025 one of these assholes is going to demand to see his W-2 from McDonald’s.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 21, 2024 05:46 PM


As a former employer I can assure you the paperwork involved in employing and insuring an employee for half an hour is about ten times that.

We all know it was what it was. Fun!

The left hates fun and will go to bed miserable tonight.

Posted by: Civic Classifier at October 21, 2024 05:50 PM (MwtZ5)

120 "People are going to jump all over you but I think it's easy to miss. He will be the 47 th president when he wins after having already been the 45th.
Posted by: TexasDan "


Yeah I gathered that a little too late.

Not everyone knows the numbers of the Presidents.

Posted by: eleven at October 21, 2024 05:50 PM (fV+MH)

121 I saw a poll that said something like 40% of Swift fans were opposed to her endorsement.

I can't recall exactly what it was, but the biggest majority were not pleased, that the move drove them from Harris.

Which tracks that there is zero follow-up campaign building on that endorsement.

Daily Mail has some FUD from GA, found early voters in Cobb Co, which they described as a swing county, voting for Harris.
It went to Biden at 56%.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 21, 2024 05:51 PM (I8xQN)

122 76 he played for the Jets. Take that back you quahog eating son of a bitch!!!

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 21, 2024 05:51 PM (wBaIH)

123 I can't believe that no one in media is talking about the Largest case of Election interference ever... the Jack Smith crap.

A Prosecutor without any Legal Authority, with a clearly biased Judge, have used the Power of the DOJ and investigate a Presidential Candidate... and then released the evidence to the Public, 1 month before an election.

Evidence which the Media will not allow anyone to dispute, including the Defense... but also taints any potential Jury pool.

And blatantly does so STATING the voters have a right to know these unproven allegations... that somehow a President, whose DUTY it is to ensure that the Laws are followed, cannot even Question a very questionable Election Result... by asking Congress to actually do their Constitutionally mandated Job, of ensuring election integrity.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 21, 2024 05:51 PM (QAkQ3)

124 So many great images to have seen during this election season… amazing.

Posted by: tubal at October 21, 2024 05:51 PM (PCK5/)

125 Mike Van Wyck, former IFBB pro, struck Jeff Nippard in the throat for posting a video in which Nippard very mildly and thoughtfully disagreed with Van Wyck.

instagram.com/reel/DBZgN7pRYmf/

Nippard is a former natty bodybuilder who posts science backed lifting and bodybuilding advice. He is well respected and when people criticize him it's usually for being mild mannered and nerdy, not for being a jerk.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2024 05:51 PM (Odg76)

126 Of course it's a fake picture. Trump would never play for the Steelers. He played for the Jets.
Posted by: JackStraw

New Jersey Generals.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 21, 2024 05:52 PM (MDua2)

127 >>> Also dumps a bag of McNuggets in the fryer after closing: Dinner.
Posted by: ZOD at October 21, 2024 05:49 PM (mLdmv)

I'm willing to overlook it, because he's also the guy that faithfully cleans the ice cream machine on his shift. Every time.

Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2024 05:52 PM (QAK8m)

128 122 76 he played for the Jets. Take that back you quahog eating son of a bitch!!!
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 21, 2024 05:51 PM (wBaIH)

So, Romney would have been a Raider?

A... corporate Raider?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 21, 2024 05:52 PM (QAkQ3)

129 Kamala has the earmarks of being a McDonald's employee.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

She worked at McDowell's with Akeem and Semmi.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 21, 2024 05:53 PM (VNX3d)

130
Pro tip, NYT: the burden of proof lies (?) upon the one making the claim, not the one skeptical of it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


It's just like UFO sightings!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2024 05:53 PM (63Dwl)

131 Cicero @ 16 - I'm stealing that, like a Harvard PhD candidate steals from Wikipedia without attribution.

Posted by: PabloD at October 21, 2024 05:53 PM (G9PoO)

132 Trump would never play for the Steelers. He played for the Jets.
Posted by: JackStraw


Somebody's been in the blunts again.

Posted by: BewareBeanie at October 21, 2024 05:53 PM (FhXTo)

133
Also dumps a bag of McNuggets in the fryer after closing: Dinner.
Posted by: ZOD at October

My stint was at BK. They let you get a meal on break but only a single patty whopper.

We all made our own obscene triple patty all the bacon and heart stopping amount of cheese burgers and then labeled them as something odd: like double onion no lettuce. Then went on break and ordered what was already sitting there under the heat lamps.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 21, 2024 05:53 PM (Z8C2q)

134 Didn't DJT attempt to start his own football league back in the day?
Locally we had the Oakland Invaders, a name which is now a little too close to the bone...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 21, 2024 05:54 PM (MeG8a)

135 Cicero @ 16 - I'm stealing that, like a Harvard PhD candidate steals from Wikipedia without attribution.
Posted by: PabloD at October 21, 2024 05:53 PM (G9PoO)


Go with God, my child.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 21, 2024 05:54 PM (TcVeV)

136 Thank goodness Trump wasn't at a White Castle because you know there'd be media stories about how it was a covert signal for him supporting feudalism.

Posted by: Sassy Fred at October 21, 2024 05:54 PM (RMjVS)

137 In April of 2025 one of these assholes is going to demand to see his W-2 from McDonald’s.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Jokes on them - he got a 1099 for 15 minutes minimum wage, no deductions.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 21, 2024 05:55 PM (/lPRQ)

138 Liz Cheney worked for McDonalds.

She was the dour, snappy day manager who was either pushing high school kids away from the register ("that's not how you do it!") or pouting in the tiny, dingy little office with the payroll papers and applications. In her snug polyester prison uniform.

Posted by: ZOD at October 21, 2024 05:55 PM (mLdmv)

139 Thank goodness Trump wasn't at a White Castle because you know there'd be media stories about how it was a covert signal for him supporting feudalism.

A Burger King appearance would be a covert sign that he intends to establish a monarchy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 21, 2024 05:56 PM (TcVeV)

140 Everyone's talking about Trump exposing Kamala's lies.

Trump wins.

These people are so stupid.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 21, 2024 05:56 PM (i24o9)

141
Trump honored with 'Employee of the Year' at McDonald's after fixing the ice cream machine at the only franchise with a functioning one.

Posted by: Civic Classifier at October 21, 2024 05:56 PM (MwtZ5)

142 Evidence which the Media will not allow anyone to dispute, including the Defense... but also taints any potential Jury pool.

Smith knows the case will never go to trial. Trump would have to get a change of venue to Mars to get an untainted jury.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2024 05:56 PM (pWgGF)

143 So apparently McDonalds invited Harris to fry them up as well as part of a bi-partisan invite and she blew them off

welp, no big mac for you then

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at October 21, 2024 05:56 PM (M7vhK)

144 Well???????

Did he just put the ketchup in the bag without having to be asked?

Posted by: eleven at October 21, 2024 05:57 PM (fV+MH)

145 Liz Cheney worked for McDonalds.

She was the dour, snappy day manager who was either pushing high school kids away from the register ("that's not how you do it!") or pouting in the tiny, dingy little office with the payroll papers and applications. In her snug polyester prison uniform.

Posted by: ZOD at October 21, 2024 05:55 PM (mLdmv)

OMG dat ass nearly kilt me.

Posted by: Snug polyester prison uniform at October 21, 2024 05:57 PM (i24o9)

146 re 137: but did he fill out an i-9 showing that he was legally allowed to hold a job in the u.s.?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 21, 2024 05:57 PM (CWTWj)

147 137 In April of 2025 one of these assholes is going to demand to see his W-2 from McDonald’s.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Jokes on them - he got a 1099 for 15 minutes minimum wage, no deductions.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 21, 2024 05:55 PM (/lPRQ)

We'll be looking at Trump's tax returns, ensuring no irregularities.

Posted by: IRS at October 21, 2024 05:57 PM (QAkQ3)

148 "Trump would have to get a change of venue to Mars to get an untainted jury."

Actually, Mars leans way red. So it's actually biased in his fave.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at October 21, 2024 05:57 PM (TxBND)

149 Yeah I gathered that a little too late.

Not everyone knows the numbers of the Presidents.
Posted by: eleven at October 21, 2024 05:50 PM

--

James K Polk.

What do I win?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 21, 2024 05:57 PM (/nctV)

150 Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 21, 2024 05:48 PM (/lPRQ)
I know, right? It's bad enough when fellow Morons can't use there/they're/their, or your/you're, or whose/who's correctly, but Ace? Sheesh...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 21, 2024 05:58 PM (XMwZJ)

151 Kamala will counter the Trump McDonald's gambit by doing Five Guys, and then go work at a burger chain.

Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2024 05:58 PM (QAK8m)

152 Alas, Werner was hoping that the Trump Steelers would not be exposed so soon. I was this close (Werner holds his thumb and index finger a minute difference apart) to convincing Rob Reiner to include the Trumpster in his fantasy football league. Almost Werner succeeded Brian Stelter to do the same, but then I discovered that Herr Potato's notion of fantasy football was at odds with that of the rest of the American population, and had to vomit at length. In any event, Stelter was too occupied with his ongoing effort to become one of the balloons in the beloved Macy's Thanksgiving Parade.

It will be awesome, Werner (he is not permitted to use "vern") he told me. I need only suck a huge quantity of helium, and then I shall waft down the streets of the Big Apple. Able to control the vomiting this time, I muttered, Potato, that is not how it works, and it could be extremely dangerous, and....you know what, Stelter, go for it. Ja, ja...you give that a try, but stay away from open flames. Or don't. It is up to you. Some things, sadly, must take their course.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at October 21, 2024 05:58 PM (tmPIh)

153 Trump: Make America Great Again!
Harris: We're Not Going Back!

Not going back to... greatness? Fact check: true

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at October 21, 2024 05:58 PM (VGRuw)

154 One of the major publications also linked it to Trump's birther claims.

If Kamala had worked at McDonalds, every media organization would be waving around the proof to "own" Trump.

I mentioned this another time, but have a friend that owned an empire of McDonalds franchises and sold them a few years ago. Private jet wealthy, north of $100M.

He looked into it a few months ago (he's a big conservative donor) and said there were absolutely no records she ever worked for McDonalds.

Posted by: Blago at October 21, 2024 05:58 PM (wMRY8)

155 Chlamydia played for the Cleveland Browns.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2024 05:59 PM (pWgGF)

156 Didn't DJT attempt to start his own football league back in the day?
Locally we had the Oakland Invaders, a name which is now a little too close to the bone...

Posted by: gourmand du jour


I think he was in on the New Jersey Generals USFL

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 21, 2024 05:59 PM (lTGtQ)

157 I know, right? It's bad enough when fellow Morons can't use there/they're/their, or your/you're, or whose/who's correctly, but Ace? Sheesh...
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 21, 2024 05:58 PM (XMwZJ)

Thanks Mom

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 21, 2024 05:59 PM (NtVYv)

158 Trump didn't work at McDonalds unless he got high in the walk-in with the cooks.

Selfie paradise.

Posted by: ZOD at October 21, 2024 05:59 PM (mLdmv)

159 I saw Tim Walz kissing a baby. He wasnt campaigning, he was sucking out its soul.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at October 21, 2024 06:00 PM (wBaIH)

160 A big part of a McD job is scurrying around bumping into other employees. I thought they had 'a system.'

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at October 21, 2024 06:00 PM (TxBND)

161 "James K Polk.

What do I win?
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer"

Hah!

It's funny ...I had a HS history teacher that thought Polk was great.

Served four years and did these simple big things like the Louisiana Purchase.

Then just peace outted.

Posted by: eleven at October 21, 2024 06:01 PM (fV+MH)

162 Trump: Burger joint
Harris: Hot-dog stand

Posted by: ZOD at October 21, 2024 06:01 PM (mLdmv)

163 Kamala: "I was confused. I didn't work at McDonald's, it was the Mustang Ranch. Sorry."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2024 06:01 PM (pWgGF)

164 Also dumps a bag of McNuggets in the fryer after closing: Dinner.
Posted by: ZOD

I see you worked there too.

Had a friend in high school working there. Right before closing they'd take out trash from the one bin, put a clean bag in it, and that is where they put all the fresh food they just made.
After closing they'd divy up the take behind the dumpster.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 21, 2024 06:01 PM (/lPRQ)

165 We used to build McDonald's locations...back int he late 70s/early 80s.

Got called in to bail out a franchisee whose location was having all sorts of issues getting finished in a timely manner.

After that we had to turn down a lot of the work they were trying to throw our way because it was a hassle to go out of State and build them.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2024 06:01 PM (K5Wdc)

166 159 lol

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at October 21, 2024 06:01 PM (TxBND)

167 Wtf?

Mrs. DIG is playing a new DEEP PURPLE video?

Something called "Lazy Sod".

Sounds pretty good.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 21, 2024 06:01 PM (ufFY8)

168 New album came out in July, apparently.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 21, 2024 06:02 PM (ufFY8)

169 >>I can't believe that no one in media is talking about the Largest case of Election interference ever... the Jack Smith crap.

That might take a distant 2nd place to the Act Blue scandal which is threatening to break loose any day.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2024 06:02 PM (LkLld)

170 151 Kamala will counter the Trump McDonald's gambit by doing Five Guys, and then go work at a burger chain.
Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2024 05:58 PM (QAK8m)

Her staff will set her up with a stint at Fat Burger...

And then we'll hear complaints of not setting her up for success.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 21, 2024 06:02 PM (QAkQ3)

171 Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at October 21, 2024 05:58 PM (tmPIh)


Tl; dr

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2024 06:03 PM (pWgGF)

172 I realize that the left would rather cut off their private parts than give up power but a question comes to mind:
If Trump is truly in the process of running away with the election and it's obvious, do the Dem powers that be and the statists call off the steal attempts?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 21, 2024 06:03 PM (a7PbZ)

173 My theory on the great liberal McDonalds freakout is this: Donald Trump is not allowed to have fun.

-------------

The Humorless, Psychopathic Death Cult "liberals?"

I shant believe it ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Musk May be The X-Factor in Overcoming Fraud at October 21, 2024 06:03 PM (VXLIV)

174 I love that everyone's talking about Kamala's fake McDonald's claim. There's a much bigger story though. People have looked into Kamala's time as AG and haven't found a single case she personally prosecuted or even sat at first chair.

I wish that would get the airtime this McDonald's thing is getting.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2024 06:03 PM (Odg76)

175 BREAKING: Head of the Fox News Decision Desk, Arnon Mishkin, foresees around a four-day delay for the presidential election results.
________

However, Arizona result will be announced before the polls close in the state. (probably)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 21, 2024 06:03 PM (4INE7)

176 "Kamala will counter the Trump McDonald's gambit by doing Five Guys"

She'll do one of the top twenty vegan restaurants in Minneapolis.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at October 21, 2024 06:04 PM (TxBND)

177 That might take a distant 2nd place to the Act Blue scandal which is threatening to break loose any day.

***************************

2/3s of democrat donations could be coming from Iran/China in the biggest foreign interference scandal in history, but when Trump fires everyone at the DOJ for being traitorous pig fuckers will there be anyone left to investigate it?

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at October 21, 2024 06:04 PM (M7vhK)

178 Her staff will set her up with a stint at Fat Burger...

And then we'll hear complaints of not setting her up for success.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 21, 2024 06:02 PM (QAkQ3)

She keeps begging to do an event at good burger, home of the good burger, and stares dumbfounded when her staff tells her that's not a real place.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 21, 2024 06:04 PM (MGB5H)

179 >>by doing Five Guys, and then go work at a burger chain Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2024 05:58 PM (QAK8m)

You are implying that she would "run a train" with five guys.

Need to fact-check that (fact checks).

"True."

Posted by: ZOD at October 21, 2024 06:04 PM (mLdmv)

180 175 BREAKING: Head of the Fox News Decision Desk, Arnon Mishkin, foresees around a four-day delay for the presidential election results.


yeah no

hello, USSC? this is not acceptable

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2024 06:04 PM (s3qiR)

181 That might take a distant 2nd place to the Act Blue scandal which is threatening to break loose any day.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2024 06:02 PM (LkLld)


What is the Act Blue scandal? Is that where they are attributing donations to people without their knowledge in order to skirt some laws?

Posted by: Emmie at October 21, 2024 06:04 PM (xAC7C)

182 I am not sure why Trump and Vance aren't painting her as a California liberal, everyone knows California is a mess, even me, I live here

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 21, 2024 06:04 PM (NtVYv)

183 Didn't DJT attempt to start his own football league back in the day?
Locally we had the Oakland Invaders, a name which is now a little too close to the bone...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 21, 2024 05:54 PM (MeG8a)


It was the short lived USFL in the mid 80s. I think he was owner or part owner of the New Jersey Generals.

Posted by: Doof at October 21, 2024 06:04 PM (/nbpY)

184 If only McDonald's had paid a living wage back then, maybe Kumswala would have stayed there and saved everyone some misery.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 21, 2024 06:04 PM (ftFVW)

185 btw McDonalds offered to have Kommie do the same thing

they never heard back

weird

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2024 06:05 PM (s3qiR)

186 I could fistfight a grizzly bear to a tie or better, provided the bear wasn't cheating, like hiding any ninja weapons like throwing stars or smoke bombs.

-- This true fact has been verified by banana Dream.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 21, 2024 06:05 PM (ulTD+)

187 It's amusing, or it would be if the stakes weren't so deadly serious, that people with lower favorables than Trump, by far, continue to try and explain to their viewers why the viewer should hate Trump.

Threat to our democracy, dictator, Hitler, etc., etc. All that overblown hyperbole.

And there he is, smiling, having fun, and hanging out with regular people.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 21, 2024 06:05 PM (I8xQN)

188 175 BREAKING: Head of the Fox News Decision Desk, Arnon Mishkin, foresees around a four-day delay for the presidential election results.


yeah no

hello, USSC? this is not acceptable
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2024 06:04 PM (s3qiR)


That guy is an asshole

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 21, 2024 06:05 PM (NtVYv)

189 James K Polk.

What do I win?
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 21, 2024 05:57 PM (/nctV)


A Polk in the eye

Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2024 06:05 PM (D7oie)

190 Yes, Trump is not allowed to have fun.

"There are things that he says that will be the subject of skits and laughter, and jokes."

Look at all the "joy" here with Kamala.

https://is.gd/nWIiFB

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 21, 2024 06:05 PM (i7Q7S)

191 Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 21, 2024 05:58 PM (XMwZJ)

I think they (we) all know how to use those words correctly, but it is possible, you know, to have typos on here, or type too quickly, post it and not notice that you made a mistake.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2024 06:05 PM (MQJVv)

192 Arnon Mishkin

************************

Wasnt that the asshole who called Arizona for Pedo Joe five seconds after the polls closed?

Yeah, fuck that asshole

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at October 21, 2024 06:06 PM (M7vhK)

193 She keeps begging to do an event at good burger, home of the good burger, and stares dumbfounded when her staff tells her that's not a real place.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 21, 2024 06:04 PM (MGB5H)


She's a nothingburger of a candidate anyway

Posted by: Doof at October 21, 2024 06:06 PM (/nbpY)

194 Is Gustavo Fring the manager of this particular McDonald’s franchise? Charitable man… pillar of the community….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 21, 2024 06:06 PM (nrfI8)

195 BREAKING: Head of the Fox News Decision Desk, Arnon Mishkin, foresees around a four-day delay for the presidential election results.
________

This is why early voting needs to die. The Constitution outlined a process for a certain day for a reason.

4 days of this being up in the air is frightening.

Posted by: Blago at October 21, 2024 06:06 PM (wMRY8)

196 2/3s of democrat donations could be coming from Iran/China in the biggest foreign interference scandal in history, but when Trump fires everyone at the DOJ for being traitorous pig fuckers will there be anyone left to investigate it?
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at October 21, 2024 06:04 PM (M7vhK)

Yeah, and I'd wager that lots of Anti Kari Lake money last couple of elections is coming from Cartels South of the Border.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 21, 2024 06:06 PM (QAkQ3)

197 I wish that would get the airtime this McDonald's thing is getting.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2024 06:03 PM (Odg76)

Patience, Grasshopper. Trump may just be biding his time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2024 06:06 PM (pWgGF)

198 She keeps begging to do an event at good burger, home of the good burger, and stares dumbfounded when her staff tells her that's not a real place.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 21, 2024 06:04 PM (MGB5H)


ha !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 21, 2024 06:06 PM (NtVYv)

199 If only McDonald's had paid a living wage back then, maybe Kumswala would have stayed there and saved everyone some misery.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 21, 2024 06:04 PM (ftFVW)


Yo! How's my dance partner doing today?

Posted by: Doof at October 21, 2024 06:07 PM (/nbpY)

200 She keeps begging to do an event at good burger, home of the good burger, and stares dumbfounded when her staff tells her that's not a real place.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 21, 2024 06:04 PM (MGB5H)

Joyful Burger, because, well, Joy!

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at October 21, 2024 06:07 PM (VGRuw)

201 Look at all the "joy" here with Kamala.

https://is.gd/nWIiFB
Posted by: Jay in PA at October 21, 2024 06:05 PM (i7Q7S)


Look at the folks behind her. I can see the thought bubbles:

*just shoot me now*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 21, 2024 06:07 PM (TcVeV)

202 195 BREAKING: Head of the Fox News Decision Desk, Arnon Mishkin, foresees around a four-day delay for the presidential election results.
________

This is why early voting needs to die. The Constitution outlined a process for a certain day for a reason.

4 days of this being up in the air is frightening.
Posted by: Blago

That is not from early voting. That is from some states that use mail in voting for their primary way to vote like CO, CA, WA, OR, and AZ. Plus overseas votes is the new apparent fraud target now which apparently bypasses state requirements on social security, valid address in the state you are voting, etc.

Posted by: whig at October 21, 2024 06:08 PM (ctrM5)

203 >>What is the Act Blue scandal? Is that where they are attributing donations to people without their knowledge in order to skirt some laws?

Yes. It's a giant money laundering election funding scheme Democrats have been using for years to raise huge amounts of untraceable money. In the billions.

AG Paxton fired the first salvo today. He's been investigating it for a number of months. So has the AG from Virginia.

It's been obvious for years but establishment Republicans refused to investigate it.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2024 06:08 PM (LkLld)

204 >>> 107 Well, that's not true. Actually, I don't have a friend.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 21, 2024 05:48 PM (TcVeV)

Well then get your ass to a MoMee!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 21, 2024 06:08 PM (FnneF)

205 >>> Trump honored with 'Employee of the Year' at McDonald's after fixing the ice cream machine at the only franchise with a functioning one

THEY AREN'T BROKEN! THEY JUST SAY THAT SO THEY DON''T HAVE TO CLEAN THEM!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 21, 2024 06:08 PM (QAK8m)

206 4 days of this being up in the air is frightening.
Posted by: Blago at October 21, 2024 06:06 PM (wMRY

Yes.
That is total bullshit.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 21, 2024 06:08 PM (ufFY8)

207 She keeps begging to do an event at good burger, home of the good burger, and stares dumbfounded when her staff tells her that's not a real place.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 21, 2024 06:04 PM (MGB5H)


ha !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 21, 2024 06:06 PM (NtVYv)

You sure it wasn't Butt F*ckers from Idiocracy ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 21, 2024 06:09 PM (NtVYv)

208 > Patience, Grasshopper.

I'm not good at that.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2024 06:09 PM (Odg76)

209 by doing Five Guys

She probably did five guys at the DNC alone.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2024 06:09 PM (pWgGF)

210 RIP Paul Di'Anno. Lead singer of the first 2 Iron Maiden albums.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 21, 2024 06:09 PM (MGB5H)

211 My opinion is every voting delay is to make up votes from fraud.

Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2024 06:10 PM (fwDg9)

212 BREAKING: Head of the Fox News Decision Desk, Arnon Mishkin, foresees around a four-day delay for the presidential election results.


====

but of course he does

Posted by: runner at October 21, 2024 06:10 PM (V13WU)

213 Yo! How's my dance partner doing today?
Posted by: Doof

So, so tired.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 21, 2024 06:10 PM (ftFVW)

214 If Trump is truly in the process of running away with the election and it's obvious, do the Dem powers that be and the statists call off the steal attempts?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 21, 2024 06:03 PM (a7PbZ)
_________________________________

Let me answer with another question. Do you think there are State Secretaries of State partisan enough to just certify made up numbers for their state. And, before you suggest it isn't possible; The Secretary(s) of State for Colorado and Maine already tried to remove Trump from the ballot without any cause what-so-ever. Michigan (who has one of the most partisan SoS) threw a woman in jail for 9 years for challenging 2020 with documentation and passed laws in the last month that disallows recounts if there is a moderate threshold, and disallows accusations of fraud in such situations. Arizona's SoS issued letters to all the precincts informing them it was illegal for them to do local recounts. The DOJ is suing VA to keep ineligible voters on the rolls.

In short, not chasm is too wide this time around. I wouldn't put it past false number certification this time around.

Posted by: Orson at October 21, 2024 06:10 PM (dIske)

215
Fake News on Sunday: Speaker Johnson, do you and the other Republicans think it's good for President Trump to tell stories about Arnold Palmer's penis while there are so many other more important issues concerning the American people?

Fake News on Monday All Day: Trump McDonald's Trump McDonald's Stunt Trump Staged McDonald's Stunt Trump McDonald's.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 21, 2024 06:10 PM (xWWoi)

216 Someone said this morning the visit had over 75 million views across various platforms and hosts.

While Walz goes on the View that attracts a daily audience of 100k or so.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 21, 2024 06:11 PM (I8xQN)

217 What a great "pic" of him in that 47 uniform!

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at October 21, 2024 06:11 PM (hKoQL)

218 Yes, Kamala, because Donald Trump's Presidency was just so terribly brutal. /sarc

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2024 06:11 PM (MQJVv)

219 So Trump’s up in PA by a million votes at 11pm election night…. Then over the next 4 days the massive lead mysteriously evaporates? That certainly rhymes with 2020….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 21, 2024 06:11 PM (nrfI8)

220 Then she'll work at the local In-n-Out.

Oh, wait, she's already done that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2024 06:11 PM (pWgGF)

221 Why didn't my campaign have me do an appearance at McDonalds? Why aren't I being positioned for success like Trump is?

GET ME THAT DAMN CHAVEZ ON THE PHONE AGAIN!!!!!

Posted by: Kommula Harris at October 21, 2024 06:11 PM (TcVeV)

222 >>RIP Paul Di'Anno. Lead singer of the first 2 Iron Maiden albums.


Damn. That makes me sad.


RIP Paul D.

RUNNING FREE: https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=U1AcjONu56M

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2024 06:11 PM (K5Wdc)

223 The simple and obvious solution is for Kamal to produce even a smidgeon of proof that she worked at McDonalds. A pay slip. A photo. Anything.

Posted by: El Mariachi at October 21, 2024 06:11 PM (nLFEI)

224 Look at all the "joy" here with Kamala.

https://is.gd/nWIiFB
Posted by: Jay in PA at October 21, 2024 06:05 PM (i7Q7S)

Even the "men" have resting bitch face.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 21, 2024 06:11 PM (89Sog)

225 Arnon Mishkin, foresees around a four-day delay for the presidential election results.

he was always so mean to Seymour Krelboyne. Screw him.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at October 21, 2024 06:11 PM (Ad8y9)

226 "Look at all the "joy" here with Kamala.
https://is.gd/nWIiFB
Posted by: Jay in PA at October 21, 2024 06:05 PM (i7Q7S)"

That is sixteen seconds of breathtaking stupidity and ignorance.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at October 21, 2024 06:12 PM (TxBND)

227 ... working on their WHAT?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 21, 2024 05:48 PM (/lPRQ)

I have no idea what you are talking about.

[Why do you think Ace has cobloggers? It's to fix this stuff!]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 21, 2024 06:12 PM (d9fT1)

228
Agree or Agree?

Triumph is discount Rush

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 21, 2024 06:12 PM (xWWoi)

229 192 Arnon Mishkin

************************

Wasnt that the asshole who called Arizona for Pedo Joe five seconds after the polls closed?

Yeah, fuck that asshole
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger
=======
He is a former Dem political staffer for the likes of Jay Rockefeller, etc. and has been at Fox for well over a decade now. I guarantee you that he was part of the steal network in 2020 with his call on AZ which signaled other swing states to stop the counting.

Nasty swap creature which is why you should never consider Fox as anything to do with conservatism.

Posted by: whig at October 21, 2024 06:13 PM (ctrM5)

230 RIP Paul Di'Anno. Lead singer of the first 2 Iron Maiden albums.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 21, 2024 06:09 PM (MGB5H)


Dang that sucks.

Posted by: Doof at October 21, 2024 06:13 PM (/nbpY)

231 Did Trump actually bring up Arnold Palmer’s junk? Or is that the media making stuff up out of whole clothe again?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 21, 2024 06:13 PM (nrfI8)

232 Then she'll work at the local In-n-Out.

Oh, wait, she's already done that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2024 06:11 PM (pWgGF)

She was confused because she worked at the in-n-out-n-in again

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 21, 2024 06:13 PM (MGB5H)

233 I'm so old I remember when we all voted on the same day at the polls; I preferred that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2024 06:13 PM (MQJVv)

234 I just love how easily Trump plays the media.

They don't know they are being manipulated by the master.

Dude has them constantly exposing how fragile their egos are, how they are paid shills, and how stupid they actually are.

It's a masterclass and it ought to be taught at Columbia.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2024 06:13 PM (rJ7Hd)

235 "Her campaign and a friend say she did."

---

I don't believe that. I don't believe she has any friends.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 21, 2024 06:14 PM (dGCAG)

236 155 Chlamydia played for the Cleveland Browns.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2024 05:59 PM (pWgGF)


Chlamydia Brown is the latest paint color craze for AWFLs. Named for the color of her panty waste.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 21, 2024 06:14 PM (NMT5x)

237 TayTay has nicer boobs.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 21, 2024 06:14 PM (/U5Yz)

238 PDT keeps the hot side hot and the cold side cold.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 21, 2024 06:15 PM (gbOdA)

239 Fake News on Sunday: Speaker Johnson, do you and the other Republicans think it's good for President Trump to tell stories about Arnold Palmer's penis while there are so many other more important issues concerning the American people?

Posted by: Soothsayer
====
You missed how Johnson stuck his Johnson in Tapper's Mouf. Johnson told Tapper that he seem strangely attracted to talking about Palmer's Penis.

Tapper shut down at that and stopped his stupid little op.

Posted by: whig at October 21, 2024 06:15 PM (ctrM5)

240
What is the Act Blue scandal? Is that where they are attributing donations to people without their knowledge in order to skirt some laws?

Posted by: Emmie at October 21, 2024 06:04 PM


I'll love it when inevitably the IRS is gonna examine the tax returns of tens of millions of (D) Social Security recipients to figure out how they were able to contribute millions of dollars.

The answer? Drug dealers. Asset forfeiture their asses into tomorrow. Put migrants into their homes.

I might be a little mean, but unapologetic about it. This is your party sticking it up your @ss.

Posted by: Civic Classifier at October 21, 2024 06:15 PM (MwtZ5)

241 It's been obvious for years but establishment Republicans refused to investigate it.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2024 06:08 PM (LkLld)

Maybe because some of them do the same thing.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 21, 2024 06:15 PM (d9fT1)

242 Chlamydia played for the Cleveland Browns.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

She was both under the tight ends, and in front of the offensive tackles, in a chair, with baby lotion.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 21, 2024 06:15 PM (u82oZ)

243 "Look at all the "joy" here with Kamala.
https://is.gd/nWIiFB
Posted by: Jay in PA at October 21, 2024 06:05 PM (i7Q7S)"

That is sixteen seconds of breathtaking stupidity and ignorance.
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at October 21, 2024 06:12 PM (TxBND)


Liz Cheny is starting to look like Cocaine Mitch with long hair.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 21, 2024 06:15 PM (NtVYv)

244 Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at October 21, 2024 05:58 PM (tmPIh)


Tl; dr
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Ach, the two-paragraph limit. Many a fine person has been trapped between its twin prongs. But you have recognized and acknowledged the problem, and those comprise the first step towards healing.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at October 21, 2024 06:15 PM (tmPIh)

245 Agree or Agree?

Triumph is discount Rush
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 21, 2024 06:12 PM (xWWoi)


Disagree. Totally different bands and styles. Only similarity is they're both Canadian bands which debuted in the mid 70s,

Posted by: Doof at October 21, 2024 06:15 PM (/nbpY)

246 Projection by the Left 24/7/365

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 21, 2024 06:15 PM (D6PGr)

247 I've done five guys. What's the big deal?

Posted by: Xaviera Hollander at October 21, 2024 06:15 PM (Aqu9a)

248 So McDonald's itself put out a statement that Kamala Harris did not work for them ever. She never put McDonald's down as past work experience on any job application. She never mentioned it in her book. But they say there is no evidence. These people are sick.

Posted by: James at October 21, 2024 06:16 PM (GBXrr)

249 231 Did Trump actually bring up Arnold Palmer’s junk? Or is that the media making stuff up out of whole clothe again?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
--------
Stray voltage shit. Trump uses a laser point to the stupid media which acts like a cat chasing the glowing ball.

Posted by: whig at October 21, 2024 06:16 PM (ctrM5)

250 They should do a study on how much free press Trump has gotten just by the media hating his guts.

It's got to be billions by now.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2024 06:16 PM (/P8AX)

251 >>Did Trump actually bring up Arnold Palmer’s junk?

Trump is an attractive guy but Arnie has been dead for 8 years so I don't think Trump aroused him.

But yes, he made a joke about Arnie's steel shaft. Golf club.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2024 06:16 PM (LkLld)

252 Talking to the GOP volunteer chick today, I mentioned I was pissed at my State Rep for not raising a stink in 2020 in the MI legislature about the steal. She said the RNC leadership told them that they were not to challenge anything. If they did, they would withdraw their support, and find someone to run against them next time.

I HATE the fucking GOPe.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 21, 2024 06:16 PM (ufFY8)

253 Disagree. Totally different bands and styles. Only similarity is they're both Canadian bands which debuted in the mid 70s,
Posted by: Doof at October 21, 2024 06:15 PM (/nbpY)

So you're saying they are the same?

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 21, 2024 06:16 PM (MGB5H)

254 >>Maybe because some of them do the same thing.

No doubt.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2024 06:17 PM (LkLld)

255 Look at this another way:
Suppose Harris had done this first.
And it was such an easy, obvious thing she SHOULD have done. I mean, it's everything she claims she is.

Can you imagine the actual, on-air unfiltered orgasms from the media?
Skinamax, in prime time, but with really ugly people.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 21, 2024 06:17 PM (I8xQN)

256
..they're both Canadian bands which debuted in the mid 70s,
Posted by: Doof


So you agree.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 21, 2024 06:17 PM (xWWoi)

257 There is no evidence that I never went to the moon.

Posted by: fd at October 21, 2024 06:18 PM (vFG9F)

258 255 Look at this another way:
Suppose Harris had done this first.
And it was such an easy, obvious thing she SHOULD have done. I mean, it's everything she claims she is.

Can you imagine the actual, on-air unfiltered orgasms from the media?
Skinamax, in prime time, but with really ugly people.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 21, 2024 06:17 PM (I8xQN

Democrats haven't had good campaign managers since Obama.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2024 06:18 PM (/P8AX)

259 >>Werner Herzog

Fraud. He could've ended "Grizzly Man" by letting us hear the audio of Tim Treadwell getting eaten by a bear, but noooo...what a gyp.

Posted by: ZOD at October 21, 2024 06:18 PM (mLdmv)

260 I HATE the fucking GOPe.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt


Simple hate is not enough. Raging homicidal hate is best hate.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 21, 2024 06:18 PM (/U5Yz)

261 a masterclass and it ought to be taught at Columbia.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2024 06:13 PM (rJ7Hd)

Where do you think half of the MSM came from?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2024 06:18 PM (pWgGF)

262 There is no way Kamahaha would have agreed to run if she was not assured of victory.

Posted by: Jamaica at October 21, 2024 06:19 PM (IG7T0)

263 But yes, he made a joke about Arnie's steel shaft. Golf club.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2024 06:16 PM (LkLld)

He coulda been a professional comedian. And good politics in PA as Arnie was a native son…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 21, 2024 06:19 PM (nrfI8)

264 Tell a story
It would be that easy for Harris
Tell a story
If she had a story about Mickeys then she would tell the story.
I burnt the fries, they were over salted.
eg
I was the Hey Boy at the Sears automotive in Richardson Sq Mall.
A VP came to town and I mopped and polished the concrete for the boss Butch.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 21, 2024 06:19 PM (gbOdA)

265 250 They should do a study on how much free press Trump has gotten just by the media hating his guts.

It's got to be billions by now.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
======
Given that the public hates the media more than Trump, it is probably gaining him some votes.

Even close to a majority of Dems don't really like nor trust the media. Very true of GOP and a pretty sizable majority of independents feel that way.

Posted by: whig at October 21, 2024 06:19 PM (ctrM5)

266 Kamala is at least as black as Rachel Dolezal.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 21, 2024 06:19 PM (Da7Vv)

267 Where do you think half of the MSM came from?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2024 06:18 PM (pWgGF)

Northwestern.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 21, 2024 06:19 PM (MGB5H)

268 >>>AG Paxton fired the first salvo today. He's been investigating it for a number of months. So has the AG from Virginia.

It's been obvious for years but establishment Republicans refused to investigate it.
Posted by: JackStraw
---------

Put, Ken Paxton files Act Blue into the search bar (DDG) - the result was, Ken Paxton, as if the words Act Blue were never written.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 21, 2024 06:20 PM (bhSZH)

269 How does one get evidence of something Harris didn't do? Are the criminal media really as stupid as they act?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 21, 2024 06:20 PM (ax3wI)

270 Triumph is Candian self-help rock.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 21, 2024 06:20 PM (Dm8we)

271 266 Kamala is at least as black as Rachel Dolezal.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 21, 2024 06:19 PM (Da7Vv)

Now do Talcum X.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 21, 2024 06:21 PM (gbOdA)

272 Hey Ana Navarro. Short, fat and stupid in no way to go through life, dunce.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 21, 2024 06:21 PM (BfShq)

273 >>> 255 Look at this another way:
Suppose Harris had done this first.
And it was such an easy, obvious thing she SHOULD have done. I mean, it's everything she claims she is.

Can you imagine the actual, on-air unfiltered orgasms from the media?
Skinamax, in prime time, but with really ugly people.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 21, 2024 06:17 PM (I8xQN)

How do you know they didn't try, but she was just too fcking stupid to do the job even for 5 minutes?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 21, 2024 06:21 PM (FnneF)

274 Talking to the GOP volunteer chick today...
Doesn't that imply that your state rep is a coward?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 21, 2024 06:21 PM (XMwZJ)

275 I've done five guys. What's the big deal?

Posted by: Xaviera Hollander at October 21, 2024 06:15 PM (Aqu9a)

I met her once. She is quite unappealing, and not because she weighed 250 pounds.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 21, 2024 06:21 PM (d9fT1)

276 Where do you think half of the MSM came from?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2024 06:18 PM (pWgGF)

Northwestern.
Posted by: BruceWayne

The sewers from Ghostbusters 2.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 21, 2024 06:21 PM (VNX3d)

277
How do you know they didn't try, but she was just too fcking stupid to do the job even for 5 minutes?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 21, 2024 06:21 PM (FnneF

They had to stage her finding Doritos in a convenience store.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2024 06:22 PM (/P8AX)

278 Talking to the GOP volunteer chick today, I mentioned I was pissed at my State Rep for not raising a stink in 2020 in the MI legislature about the steal. She said the RNC leadership told them that they were not to challenge anything. If they did, they would withdraw their support, and find someone to run against them next time.
----
Guarantee this is true.
Recall all the who's who of NeverTrump attending that Dem conference where they promised to stop Trump?

They really did-- and still do--believe that conservatives will crawl back once they rid us of Trump.
Not just stupid, dangerously stupid.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 21, 2024 06:22 PM (I8xQN)

279 Even after being ridiculed for fact checking The Bee , a parody site they continue to do the same with memes and other parodies. They are almost beyond being a parody themselves .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 21, 2024 06:23 PM (D6PGr)

280 Democrats haven't had good campaign managers since Obama.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
========
I am not sure that Obama really won reelection in 2012 as that could have been the rollout of the Big Cheat part one. He won in 2008 because McCain threw the election and rolled his campaign bus over Palin who was the only life in that campaign. It helped that GWB had a truly miserable second term because he wasn't paying attention to governance in the US.

A corpse could have run a stronger campaign by stripping the bark off the strange and perverted world of that commie bastard Bammy.

Posted by: whig at October 21, 2024 06:23 PM (ctrM5)

281 "recalling his earlier false claim that President Barack Obama was not born in the United States."

Could someone remind them that Hillary Clinton started that canard in her primary against Obama?

Posted by: 2nd Amendment Mother at October 21, 2024 06:23 PM (3aOHH)

282 The OBVIOUS response from kamala should be proof she ever worked at McDonalds.

Start with the name, address, and dates when she worked. Any additional information whatsoever.

Posted by: El Mariachi at October 21, 2024 06:23 PM (nLFEI)

283 Ach, the two-paragraph limit. Many a fine person has been trapped between its twin prongs. But you have recognized and acknowledged the problem, and those comprise the first step towards healing.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at October 21, 2024 06:15 PM (tmPIh)

The problem isn't the length so much as the tendentious self -importance of your incoherent and vacuous posts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2024 06:23 PM (pWgGF)

284 276 Where do you think half of the MSM came from?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2024 06:18 PM (pWgGF)

Northwestern.
Posted by: BruceWayne

The sewers from Ghostbusters 2.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 21, 2024 06:21 PM (VNX3d)

I can see Trump riding the Statue of Liberty and stomping the shit of of them.

Posted by: Roy at October 21, 2024 06:23 PM (z+ik4)

285 I voted today.

Why did I not buy a Micky Ds outfit to vote in?????

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 21, 2024 06:23 PM (gbOdA)

286 And it was such an easy, obvious thing she SHOULD have done.
———
Did you see her struggle with the complexities of operating a shovel?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 21, 2024 06:24 PM (u73oe)

287 >>He coulda been a professional comedian. And good politics in PA as Arnie was a native son…

I've heard a bunch of people say that in private he's a real funny guy.

Trump flew into Arnold Palmer Airport for the rally. He also used to play golf with him. Leftists have no sense of humor and you can tell they are on a hair trigger because this election cycle is turning into a disaster. We focus a lot on Trump, of course, but there's a real good chance Republicans take both Houses including Bob Casey's Senate seat in PA.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2024 06:24 PM (LkLld)

288 Sooth I think I would agree on Triumph

Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2024 06:24 PM (fwDg9)

289 Just because you gave Willy Brown a hand job in a McDonalds parking lot once doesn't qualify as employment.

Posted by: jsg at October 21, 2024 06:24 PM (iIQ61)

290 272 Hey Ana Navarro. Short, fat and stupid in no way to go through life, dunce.
Posted by: Vengeance at October 21, 2024 06:21 PM (BfShq)

Judges were looking for conservative, conservative.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 21, 2024 06:25 PM (gbOdA)

291 Let's start with the obvious - I find it hard to believe Kamala has ever worked a day in her life.

Posted by: El Mariachi at October 21, 2024 06:25 PM (nLFEI)

292 Could someone remind them that Hillary Clinton started that canard in her primary against Obama?
Posted by: 2nd Amendment Mother at October 21, 2024 06:23 PM (3aOHH)

As did Obama himself in one of the inside covers of his books.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 21, 2024 06:25 PM (D6PGr)

293
Democrat party is literally the penis party and the genital party.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 21, 2024 06:25 PM (xWWoi)

294 >>Put, Ken Paxton files Act Blue into the search bar (DDG) - the result was, Ken Paxton, as if the words Act Blue were never written.

Here you go.

https://tinyurl.com/bdfw6k4p

Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2024 06:26 PM (LkLld)

295 228
Agree or Agree?

Triumph is discount Rush
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 21, 2024 06:12 PM (xWWoi)

Dollar General Rush.
1 good song, 8 bad ones.

Posted by: jsg at October 21, 2024 06:26 PM (iIQ61)

296 277
How do you know they didn't try, but she was just too fcking stupid to do the job even for 5 minutes?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 21, 2024 06:21 PM (FnneF

They had to stage her finding Doritos in a convenience store.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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They had to pull her hand away from the grease two times.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 21, 2024 06:26 PM (bhSZH)

297 291 Let's start with the obvious - I find it hard to believe Kamala has ever worked a day in her life.

Posted by: El Mariachi at October 21, 2024 06:25 PM (nLFEI)

She worked.

The shaft and and the balls.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2024 06:26 PM (/P8AX)

298 Disagree. Totally different bands and styles. Only similarity is they're both Canadian bands which debuted in the mid 70s,
Posted by: Doof at October 21, 2024 06:15 PM (/nbpY)
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Whatever. Get back to us when you recognize a real band.

Posted by: The Guess Who at October 21, 2024 06:26 PM (tT6L1)

299 Triumph the insult comic dog > Triumph the Rush knock off

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 21, 2024 06:26 PM (ftFVW)

300

They are lower than pond scum. I am horrified at what has happened to our country.

Posted by: four seasons at October 21, 2024 06:26 PM (3ek7K)

301 I had have to look at my old resumesto know exactly when I worked where at previous jobs, but I certainly could tell what the locations were. She can't even say I worked at McDonalds in Montreal the summer of ____ or my junior jr of college ( whenever it was)?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2024 06:27 PM (odUyc)

302 One of the people I went to vote with today was a 75 year old woman. I held her hand walking across the parking lot to and from the voting building. When we got back to the car she said "Wait until the girls hear I got to hold hands with a man today."

It isn't easy being a little old lady.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 21, 2024 06:27 PM (Da7Vv)

303 Judges were looking for conservative, conservative.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 21, 2024 06:25 PM (gbOdA)


Ah, like me.

Posted by: Dr. William Kristol at October 21, 2024 06:27 PM (PiwSw)

304 >>Agree or Agree?


Nah. Rush quickly became a straight Prog Band.

Triumph was Canada's Foreigner...
except they were actually Canadian.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2024 06:27 PM (K5Wdc)

305 OT, has this been covered already?
https://x.com/WallStreetApes
/status
/1848135976050446726
They're eating the pets stealing the homes of the people that live there

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 21, 2024 06:27 PM (FnneF)

306 Trump flew into Arnold Palmer Airport for the rally. He also used to play golf with him. Leftists have no sense of humor and you can tell they are on a hair trigger because this election cycle is turning into a disaster. We focus a lot on Trump, of course, but there's a real good chance Republicans take both Houses including Bob Casey's Senate seat in PA.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2024 06:24 PM (LkLld)

I just read this afternoon that the Coon Political Report changed the Casey senate race from lean dem to tossup. And Casey is “embracing” Trump saying how he effectively worked with him…. Cook seems fair and the Dem flop sweat seems real

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 21, 2024 06:27 PM (HSqCq)

307 268 >>>AG Paxton fired the first salvo today. He's been investigating it for a number of months. So has the AG from Virginia.

It's been obvious for years but establishment Republicans refused to investigate it.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Put, Ken Paxton files Act Blue into the search bar (DDG) - the result was, Ken Paxton, as if the words Act Blue were never written.
Posted by: Braenyard
=====
In many states, they have something like the DTPA--deceptive trade and practices act. That means that fraud can be investigated and prosecuted right in that state regardless of what the Feds do. If Act Blue raises money or spends money in that state using smurfed information of real people from that state, they can be sued, fined, and run out of business there regardless of where they are headquartered.

Only the FEC can punish actblue for illegal contributions, etc. which it won't because 3 GOP and 3- Dem members.

But going after ActBlue for fraud involving their unauthorized use of state resident data to commit campaign funding fraud CAN be prosecuted on a state basis and probably even by local DAs in those districts.

Posted by: whig at October 21, 2024 06:28 PM (ctrM5)

308 I'm pretty sure Obama started the rumor he was born in Kenya by saying so in his book.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at October 21, 2024 06:29 PM (aigzW)

309 Just because you gave Willy Brown a hand job in a McDonalds parking lot once doesn't qualify as employment.
Posted by: jsg

She did only say she "worked" there.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 21, 2024 06:29 PM (ftFVW)

310 For his next stunt, Trump should work a shift at
the Dee-Luxe Car Wash.
https://youtu.be/eB0aROCl530

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 21, 2024 06:29 PM (Aqu9a)

311 Triumph is to Rush as 38 Special is to Skynyrd.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 21, 2024 06:29 PM (Dm8we)

312 306 - Cook!! Not coon…. Damn autocorrect

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 21, 2024 06:29 PM (HSqCq)

313 Newsweek, fresh off of trying to bankrupt a family-owned business for the crime of bucking the leftwing thought police, now informs us that Trump was not, in fact, a Secret Steeler at all!

Trump and a friend say he was! Lol

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at October 21, 2024 06:29 PM (JRP2U)

314 The bands I can mistake for each other?

Kansas / Styx

Survivor / Journey

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 21, 2024 06:29 PM (D6PGr)

315 Maybe Kamala didn't want to do the McD stint because she has bad memories of the sweet and sour sauce.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 21, 2024 06:29 PM (NtVYv)

316 "Triumph was Canada's Foreigner...
except they were actually Canadian.
Posted by: garrett"


Mongo just pawn in game of life.

Posted by: eleven at October 21, 2024 06:29 PM (fV+MH)

317 Anybody thinking Republicans are running away with this election has a short memory. Remember last time states like PA counted until Democrats won. More importantly they stole enough House races with their month long counting scheme to barely let Republicans take the majority. They also stole enough senate seats to take the majority.

Last week Democrats were worried about their GOtV in places like PA. A lot of inside party members now say that’s been “corrected”. This isn’t going to be a free or fair election. They are openly encouraging fraud. The DOJ suits in Virginia and Alabama should clue you into that. So should the DOJ task force to combat election “threats”.

We need to fight this until the end.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 21, 2024 06:30 PM (jlcJz)

318
I think I would agree on Triumph
Posted by: Skip


That's why I like you best.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 21, 2024 06:30 PM (xWWoi)

319 And I'm willing to bet we never saw his college transcripts because he was listed as a foreign student.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at October 21, 2024 06:30 PM (aigzW)

320 For his next stunt, Trump should work a shift at
the Dee-Luxe Car Wash.
https://youtu.be/eB0aROCl530
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 21, 2024 06:29 PM (Aqu9a)

Fast food and a car wash… we are talking about Walter White and Gustavo Fring!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 21, 2024 06:30 PM (HSqCq)

321 Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 21, 2024 06:27 PM (Da7Vv)

Awww. That's a cute, touching little story and it was kind of you to help.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2024 06:30 PM (odUyc)

322 OK, Dollar General is over the line.

I've been drinking bourbon, forgive me.

Posted by: jsg at October 21, 2024 06:30 PM (iIQ61)

323 They really did-- and still do--believe that conservatives will crawl back once they rid us of Trump.
Not just stupid, dangerously stupid.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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That is the shrinking world of professional GOPe staffers and their K street donor buddies on and around Capitol Hill.

They are becoming extinct elsewhere as simply put, no one needs them around anyway.

Posted by: whig at October 21, 2024 06:31 PM (ctrM5)

324 "Can I take your order?"

Posted by: ZOD at October 21, 2024 06:31 PM (mLdmv)

325 Peter and the team bought the official voter lists in Wisconsin – beginning in March – until several days ago. Those lists are about $12,000 each – so this is a very expensive exercise.

Mail In Registrants on the list: 744,076.

Peter and the team removed the inactive voters bringing the number down to 380,050 and here is what he found:

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 21, 2024 06:31 PM (gbOdA)

326 I am positive I have at leat 1 Triumph album

Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2024 06:32 PM (fwDg9)

327 nood morans

Posted by: eleven at October 21, 2024 06:32 PM (fV+MH)

328 When I lived in Communist China I worked at a McDonalds and was proud to wear my Chairman Mao T-Shirt....

So maybe Kamala didn't but I did..........

Posted by: Tim "Born to Kill" Walz at October 21, 2024 06:32 PM (/1UO6)

329 308 I'm pretty sure Obama started the rumor he was born in Kenya by saying so in his book.
Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at October 21, 2024 06:29 PM (aigzW)

He said it at the time because it was expedient and made him look exotic. Later when the CPUSA wanted him to run for President,, that claim became inoperative.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2024 06:32 PM (pWgGF)

330 It's tough to prove a negative. But McDonalds saying they have no record of her working there is, actually, evidence. Maybe it's not conclusive evidence, but evidence it is.

Suck it, FNYT.

Posted by: LASue at October 21, 2024 06:33 PM (lCppi)

331 56 McDonald's itself admits it has no records of Kamala ever working at any of its stores.

----

It is highly likely that she worked in the glory hole at one of the McDonald's in Oakland back in the day. Then Willy Brown took her away from all that and made her his personal whore, just like "Pretty Woman"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 21, 2024 06:34 PM (SNu9D)

332 I just read this afternoon that the Coon Political Report changed the Casey senate race from lean dem to tossup. And Casey is “embracing” Trump saying how he effectively worked with him…. Cook seems fair and the Dem flop sweat seems real
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

Cook Political Report has been around for decades and I used to use their ratings in research when I did a soft money project. That being said, Cook is a trailing indicator, not a leading one as they use conventional wisdom via polls, etc. until it becomes apparent that things have changed in a race.

Cook is read a lot as an expensive newsletter by campaign insiders that also use favorable reports for their clients and donors to get them to pony up.

At this stage, watch how the candidates operate and where they go and what they do. That is a better key to races now than polling when it is within margin of error.

Posted by: whig at October 21, 2024 06:35 PM (ctrM5)

333 160 A big part of a McD job is scurrying around bumping into other employees. I thought they had 'a system.'

as long as their process manual says "scurry around bumping into other employees", they're golden.

Posted by: anachronda at October 21, 2024 06:35 PM (sGtp+)

334 nood

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 21, 2024 06:36 PM (hovnC)

335 The Media only started the "without evidence" trope with Trump. It had never been said above any president before then.

Posted by: gernt at October 21, 2024 06:37 PM (PvK0J)

336 He said it at the time because it was expedient and made him look exotic. Later when the CPUSA wanted him to run for President,, that claim became inoperative.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
======
Given how Columbia and Occidental clamped down on his undergraduate records, it is not unlikely that Barry posed as a foreign student to get favorable admissions and perhaps money to attend those schools.

His cover stories about his life resemble an intel building of a legend rather than anything truthful. Same goes for Kamala--large vacancies where the records of supposed friends, jobs, etc. exist.

Posted by: whig at October 21, 2024 06:38 PM (ctrM5)

337 They really did-- and still do--believe that conservatives will crawl back once they rid us of Trump.

------

That belief is correct.

One way or another, Trump will be out of the picture soon enough, and the voters will line right back up for whatever slop the GOP serves up next.

I have seen nothing to suggest otherwise yet. Trump is obviously preferable to those bastards. But the faithful will always be in the pews when the party passes the plate.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2024 06:39 PM (7oYYI)

338 Harris claimed "without evidence" to have worked at McDonald's is story you will never see in the mainstream media.

Posted by: gernt at October 21, 2024 06:42 PM (PvK0J)

339 The problem isn't the length so much as the tendentious self -importance of your incoherent and vacuous posts.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Werner is puzzled - if you did not read the post because it was too long, how did you make any determination about the self-importance, incoherence, and vacuous you attribute to it? Or, for that matter, how could you claim the post was too long to read and follow up claiming that the length was the least important object of criticism.

Careful, now, a second paragraph... you are actually attributing self-importance to what I am doing? Vacuous is a matter of taste, but you really find my posts incoherent? Take a look at the work of Paul F. Tompkins, or the actual Herzog documentaries. You could even cut to the chase by examining the typical forms of German discourse, or our Swedish cousins. Or don't. You do you, and Werner wishes you joy and good fortune.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at October 21, 2024 06:43 PM (tmPIh)

340 I have seen nothing to suggest otherwise yet. Trump is obviously preferable to those bastards. But the faithful will always be in the pews when the party passes the plate.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2024 06:39 PM (7oYYI)

YD, I think something has actually turned in the Republican Party. Call it the Trump effect. I think it is different now.

Posted by: gernt at October 21, 2024 06:49 PM (PvK0J)

341 McDonalds has no record because she was Mayor McCheese’s side piece during his divorce.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives. at October 21, 2024 06:54 PM (cCgyq)

342 Should be easy enough to prove Harris worked a t McD's; either an income tax return or a Social Security account statement would show any income.

Posted by: timactual at October 21, 2024 06:59 PM (krsvl)

343 Before I was 20, I worked for a local business that went out of business in 1979 or 80. My 2024 social security statement shows that employment.

Yes Virginia, you really do have a permanent record.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at October 21, 2024 07:13 PM (z0jqR)

344 My SS knows exactly how much money I made in 1976 and on. They know if Kumallah worked at MickyDs or not. They haven't come out and said she did so she lied about working there.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 21, 2024 07:25 PM (17s+e)

345 I still have my McDonald's assistant manager badge from 45 years ago.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 21, 2024 07:33 PM (w6EFb)

346 >>>Meh. So Kamala misspoke.

It has been well-documented that she worked for years at Jack-In-The-Mouth.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

>I'm so relieved you didn't mention Kamala's Box. That visual cannot be unseen or unimagined.

Posted by: Mr. Bone at October 21, 2024 08:46 PM (fY84s)

347 Living rent-free in the Left's heads. Gotta love it!

And the Steeler's game appearance...like Nimrod Tim or Cackles would even deign to mix with those folks.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at October 21, 2024 08:54 PM (iFkGj)

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