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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: morigu at October 04, 2024 09:59 PM (NgPJW)
Posted by: TRex at October 04, 2024 10:01 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 04, 2024 10:01 PM (nyTxL)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 04, 2024 10:02 PM (nyTxL)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 04, 2024 10:02 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: tankdemon at October 04, 2024 10:02 PM (VSht7)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2024 10:02 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 04, 2024 10:03 PM (rOtXe)
https://tinyurl.com/mrxkjztd
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 04, 2024 10:04 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 04, 2024 10:05 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 04, 2024 10:05 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
Dinah-Moe Hum >> Theme to Burnt Weenie Sandwich
Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2024 10:06 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 04, 2024 10:06 PM (Aqu9a)
Willowed
Ty Cobb and Tris Speaker were both caught in a gambling scandal in 1928. They were allowed to quietly retire
________
Dutch Leonard made the accusation that they fixed a game. This was after a trade where Leonard ended up in the minors. Leonard didn't show up at a hearing with Landis, who then cleared Speaker and Cobb. Both later signed with the Philadelphia A's and played a couple of seasons before retiring.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2024 10:06 PM (BkEzK)
Posted by: tankdemon at October 04, 2024 10:02 PM
***
Natasha, is that you?
Posted by: Boris at October 04, 2024 10:07 PM (IQ6Gq)
Mine is currently doing John Woo moves over a catnip toy.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 04, 2024 10:07 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Kamala Harris, Unburdened by Intelliegence at October 04, 2024 10:07 PM (aBgBM)
Women wishing men wouldn't pee all over the toilet.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 04, 2024 10:02 PM (nyTxL)
High precision, low accuracy.
Right in the eye.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 04, 2024 10:08 PM (Aqu9a)
But they don't seem to be worried that they'll be investigated by a Trump administration. Because they won't.
They've codified the cheat. They're playing Kamala as "coming from behind to victory!"
We're not getting out of this. Obama broke the country for good.
Did I mention the free cat?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 04, 2024 10:08 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 04, 2024 10:08 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: TRex at October 04, 2024 10:08 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 04, 2024 10:08 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 04, 2024 10:08 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Don Black & The Experience at October 04, 2024 10:09 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: pawn at October 04, 2024 10:10 PM (QB+5g)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 04, 2024 10:10 PM (u3sBD)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 04, 2024 10:08 PM (FnneF)
That makes two of us. I read the content and scrolled down to find no comments posted. Big-time loser mistake.
Posted by: Gref at October 04, 2024 10:11 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 04, 2024 10:11 PM (VNX3d)
End of video- "Watching that rock bound down the mountain was more interesting than I expected."
Posted by: tankdemon at October 04, 2024 10:11 PM (VSht7)
I mean, let's be serious: Has he really ever done anything close to the Godfather? And my other unpopular opinion is that the Godfather Part II is also boring and scattered and messy.
Posted by: ace at October 04, 2024 04:58 PM (KRtlO)
--- ---
Godfather Part II has the problem of trying to fit two movies of story into one. With all the Vito Flashbacks and the entire story for Michael going from Vegas to Cuba to D.C., it gets kinda confusing and drawn out.
It's good, I enjoy them both, but Part II is not the tight story and pacing of the first one.
The Godfather Saga/Epic and other re-cuts which put the timeline for all of the movies in correct order are better, but who wants to sit and watch 5 - 7 hours? -
https://tinyurl.com/3h5vnvjf (Wiki)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 04, 2024 10:11 PM (6ydKt)
7-0 Ducks 2nd Q
Posted by: Don Black & The Experience at October 04, 2024 10:11 PM (/7KEl)
But they don't seem to be worried that they'll be investigated by a Trump administration. Because they won't.
They've codified the cheat. They're playing Kamala as "coming from behind to victory!"
We're not getting out of this. Obama broke the country for good.
Did I mention the free cat?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 04, 2024 10:08 PM (CHHv1)
Oh, I expect the fckers to steal it again.
Fcking over a huge region in Appalachia may win them another prize, 'after Trump'.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 04, 2024 10:12 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 04, 2024 10:12 PM (u3sBD)
Posted by: May Spring For One at October 04, 2024 10:12 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: fd at October 04, 2024 10:13 PM (vFG9F)
End of video- "Watching that rock bound down the mountain was more interesting than I expected."
Posted by: tankdemon at October 04, 2024 10:11 PM (VSht7)
Apparently there wasn't anyone at the bottom of that slope...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 04, 2024 10:13 PM (FnneF)
Also road food.
Amazing what people will eat when they're hungry.
Posted by: pawn at October 04, 2024 10:13 PM (QB+5g)
https://tinyurl.com/bdzncp9n
Confession: I've never seen a Puppetmaster movie and get the little guy mixed up with the evil Saw puppet.
All puppets are evil, especially ventriloquist's dummies (but not Muppets, which are goodness incarnate).
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 04, 2024 10:13 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 04, 2024 10:13 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 04, 2024 10:14 PM (W/lyH)
Wehraboos always say German weapons were superior to anything the Allies produced. The new thing is Chinaboos, who say all Chinese technology is fabulous and superior to anything America produces.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2024 10:14 PM (BkEzK)
that HIGH ACCURACY, HIGH PRECISION, unfortunately, does not speak to the majority of gun owning citizens that believe in the REPUBLIC & the CONSTITUTION...
However, SHEER VOLUME of LEAD going DOWNRANGE...
will more than make up for that if the SHTF.
Bet on it!
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 04, 2024 10:14 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: huerfano at October 04, 2024 10:14 PM (VGOMa)
Posted by: Piper at October 04, 2024 10:14 PM (p4NUW)
I liked Michael in The Godfather and really disliked him in Godfather II. I assume that was intentional by Coppola.
He makes good affordable wine.
Posted by: Sebation Melmoth at October 04, 2024 10:14 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: May Spring For One at October 04, 2024 10:12 PM (CV8a5)
Based on the age of the Beetle in the picture, it ought to be six volt. Beetle is probably in the '58 to '61 range. No fuel gauge.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2024 10:14 PM (R4SAT)
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 04, 2024 10:15 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 04, 2024 10:13 PM (FnneF)
Not any more.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2024 10:16 PM (R4SAT)
The rarest Volkswagen accessory is a Hebmuller cabriolet.
Roughly 700 built before the paint shop caught fire and burnt the factory down.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2024 10:16 PM (TInZT)
But really worth the time to watch at least some of the headline speakers.
Posted by: RickZ at October 04, 2024 10:16 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October
And a meatball!
Posted by: Piper at October 04, 2024 10:16 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Flatlander, Myself at October 04, 2024 10:17 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 04, 2024 10:17 PM (rOtXe)
I really hope there wasn't a second group of hikers below...
Posted by: PabloD at October 04, 2024 10:17 PM (1yZeG)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 04, 2024 10:11 PM (VNX3d)
Most you'd get out of our effetes, I mean, elites is a slap fight.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 04, 2024 10:17 PM (0eaVi)
We have already established the precedent that if it's an emergency, your property and rights mean nothing.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2024 10:17 PM (BkEzK)
I still remember that from my childhood (and yes I did have one). (I'm sure you can all name the author.)
Robert has defeated me.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 04, 2024 10:17 PM (CHHv1)
Women wishing men wouldn't pee all over the toilet.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 04, 2024 10:02 PM (n
I like the story of one of the European airports putting a ceramic fly right in the sweet spot of the urinals where there is no outside splash. Guys will aim for the fly every time.
Posted by: Sebation Melmoth at October 04, 2024 10:18 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: fd at October 04, 2024 10:18 PM (vFG9F)
OTOH, you have Senile Joe walking into the White House press briefing room for the first time in his Presidency just as Kamala started speaking at a rally - all the networks cut from Kamala to Joe.
Joe then explained that Kamala was completely involved in everything that his Administration did, and walking out said in answer to a question that he was back in the race.
Joe really, really hates Kamala.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 04, 2024 10:18 PM (uxCna)
Willowed
Ty Cobb and Tris Speaker were both caught in a gambling scandal in 1928. They were allowed to quietly retire
________
Dutch Leonard made the accusation that they fixed a game. This was after a trade where Leonard ended up in the minors. Leonard didn't show up at a hearing with Landis, who then cleared Speaker and Cobb. Both later signed with the Philadelphia A's and played a couple of seasons before retiring.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2024 10:06 PM (BkEzK)
Would that judge be the same Kennesaw Mountain Landis that presided over the 1919 Black Sox Scandal then threw Shoeless Joe Jackson out of the majors?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 04, 2024 10:19 PM (77DjE)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 04, 2024 10:19 PM (u3sBD)
The results would be Glorius and Hilarious, indeed!
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 04, 2024 10:19 PM (kQgoX)
The quote at the end by Matt Taibbi is very important. He has posted his full speech "Rescue the Republic" on his Racket News page. It is worth reading it all.
Posted by: Roland Felix Hirsch at October 04, 2024 10:19 PM (Ke8zc)
Posted by: Pay Attention at October 04, 2024 10:15 PM (Py53f)
Let them try.
They cannot contain it. Its too big. Too easy to get information out. The people are armed.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 04, 2024 10:19 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Miklosov Miklosevich at October 04, 2024 10:20 PM (FRB3p)
Wehraboos always say German weapons were superior to anything the Allies produced. The new thing is Chinaboos, who say all Chinese technology is fabulous and superior to anything America produces.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2024 10:14 PM (BkEzK)
http://tiny.cc/6grozz
Posted by: tankdemon at October 04, 2024 10:20 PM (VSht7)
Would that judge be the same Kennesaw Mountain Landis that presided over the 1919 Black Sox Scandal then threw Shoeless Joe Jackson out of the majors?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 04, 2024 10:19 PM (77DjE)
_________
One and the same.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2024 10:20 PM (BkEzK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2024 10:21 PM (TInZT)
Posted by: pawn at October 04, 2024 10:22 PM (QB+5g)
Posted by: Der Kafer at October 04, 2024 10:22 PM (CV8a5)
That's why they are trying to take control of Starlink in the Carolinas away from Musk.
I'm sure they're furious that Musk made Starlink free in the disaster area.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 04, 2024 10:22 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 04, 2024 10:05 PM (kpS4V)
Walz reminds me of the bumbling apparachik, Khrushchev. I do fear that commie Walz ever having power. He had the Minneapolis police, during his quarantine, shoot paintballs at citizens on their porches/lawns because they weren't inside; I've seen the videos on X. Going from paintballs to bullets is an easy switch for a Chinese-trained commie like Walz.
Posted by: RickZ at October 04, 2024 10:22 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October
And a meatball!
Posted by: Piper at October 04, 2024 10:16 PM (p4NUW)
On top of spaghetti . . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 04, 2024 10:22 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Almost like the founders foresaw a need for citizens to have the fundamental right to keep and bear arms and thus be able to participate in some sort of local militia!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 04, 2024 10:22 PM (rOtXe)
Posted by: Braenyard - jobs report to be revised downward 3Xs at October 04, 2024 10:22 PM (NwuoC)
The rarest Volkswagen accessory is a Hebmuller cabriolet.
Roughly 700 built before the paint shop caught fire and burnt the factory down.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2024 10:16 PM (TInZT)
I thought the rarest VW accessory was the 2.8 cm schwere Panzerbüchse 41 (sPzB 41) squeeze-bore heavy anti-tank rifle. Only installed on VWs in North Africa.
Posted by: Gref at October 04, 2024 10:23 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 04, 2024 10:13 PM (FnneF)
Might have been an even better video if there were.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 04, 2024 10:23 PM (VSht7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2024 10:24 PM (TInZT)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 04, 2024 10:24 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 04, 2024 10:25 PM (0Htd1)
Someone could monitor, and someone could cause interference, but not to the degree necessary to stop all communications.
Posted by: PabloD at October 04, 2024 10:25 PM (1yZeG)
Posted by: May Spring For One at October 04, 2024 10:12 PM (CV8a5)
----
Never mind the volts, how many mugs?
Posted by: Ciampino - Get your priorities right at October 04, 2024 10:25 PM (qfLjt)
Never have... still,... a Friday night ONT is still a giant kick🤪
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 04, 2024 10:25 PM (u3sBD)
Our elites instead bring the barbarian hordes here. Because not wanting to be raped or murdered is "white supremacy"
Posted by: 18-1 at October 04, 2024 10:25 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 04, 2024 10:17 PM (CHHv1)
(waves)
Hey, mon. I take. Send to me in Ohio.
Posted by: Friendly Haitian Refugee at October 04, 2024 10:26 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 04, 2024 10:22 PM (uxCna)
Hate to post this without a corroborating link, but I thought there was something on X to the effect that FCC was denying StarLink the right to operate in that area, which I would not doubt.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 04, 2024 10:26 PM (rOtXe)
Posted by: spindrift at October 04, 2024 10:26 PM (WsQ3Z)
They should go from regional airports without an ATC.
Fly below 800 ft. so as not to picked up by the ARATC's and TRACON within the multi sate coverage...
Do your good works and FUCK FEMA and FUCK the FAA.
They are up to no good and right before the elections.
2020 on Steroids...don't you doubt it.
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 04, 2024 10:26 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Sebation Melmoth at October 04
Flashback memories of the cigarette butt my old man left doused in the toilet when I was a kid.
Posted by: Rex B at October 04, 2024 10:26 PM (592Pr)
Now we are talking. But IIRC a few more were built than Hebmullers.
Gref,
A 2,8cm? A bit of overfill for a Type 82 Kubelwagen.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2024 10:26 PM (TInZT)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October
And a meatball!
Posted by: Piper at October 04, 2024 10:16 PM (p4NUW)
On top of spaghetti . . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet
After somebody sneezed!
Posted by: Piper at October 04, 2024 10:27 PM (pZEOD)
I had an argument about this at one point with a leftist. His ultimate argument was basically, the constitution is wrong if it doesn't allow an exception for an "emergency" - and I pointed out this was the whole point of the document. There are no emergencies that let someone in the government legally take my rights...at least the Constitutionally based government.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 04, 2024 10:27 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2024 10:21 PM (TInZT)
I disagree. That style of dash, with the radio speaker on the far left, and the glove compartment on the far right, was introduced in the '58 models. I had one. There were several different steering wheels used, depending upon trim level, and possibly on where the car was sold. And that looks like a rally car, with the two stop watches, and what looks like a navigator's speedometer there. So some owner mods are entirely possible, too. I remember ditching the two-spoke wheel in one of my bugs for the black one with 3 spindly spokes, because I liked it better.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2024 10:28 PM (R4SAT)
==
I had an argument about this at one point with a leftist. His ultimate argument was basically, the constitution is wrong if it doesn't allow an exception for an "emergency" - and I pointed out this was the whole point of the document. There are no emergencies that let someone in the government legally take my rights...at least the Constitutionally based government.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 04, 2024 10:27 PM (oZhjI)
"butbutbut you *have* to TRUST THE EXPERTS!!!" -- leftists
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 04, 2024 10:29 PM (FnneF)
Praying for you. Thinks about quoting Dread Captain Roberts to Princess Buttercup, but demurs.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 04, 2024 10:29 PM (u82oZ)
Never have... still,... a Friday night ONT is still a giant kick🤪
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 04, 2024 10:25 PM (u3sBD)
Oh, man! I just checked. Tickets are all sold out.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 04, 2024 10:29 PM (0eaVi)
I had an argument about this at one point with a leftist. His ultimate argument was basically, the constitution is wrong if it doesn't allow an exception for an "emergency" - and I pointed out this was the whole point of the document. There are no emergencies that let someone in the government legally take my rights...at least the Constitutionally based government.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 04, 2024 10:27 PM (oZhjI)
But surely comrade 18-1, we would only declare an emergency for the common good and/or to protect Our Precious Democracy, da!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 04, 2024 10:30 PM (rOtXe)
They can't have one group getting more than another group.
They want everything centralized and categorized at central locations so they can divvy it up and hand it out "equitably" in the communities. Apparently local churches, local govs, and local & national aid charities can't be trusted to do this?
And then FEMA can bring their preferred overpaid contractors and suppliers in to rape the taxpayer once the charity runs out.
Where are the Helene Charity Telethons like for 9/11 & Katrina and so many other disasters? Is that not done anymore or do the deaths have to hit a certain number (500? 1000?) before the media & celebrities care?
Will they ignore it as much as possible because, election in a month?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 04, 2024 10:30 PM (6ydKt)
Still to hot to cut. I'll dream about it
https://tinyurl.com/z2sad5yj
Posted by: javems at October 04, 2024 10:30 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: fd
I have the original 1960 gasoline heater that came in my bus. Never installed it, as the winters aren't brutal here and it fits in the engine compartment right where the A/C compressor is.
The first year Corvair (1960) had only a gasoline heater. They developed a hot air system for 1961. People complained the heater robbed 1 or 2 MPG.
Posted by: Westfalia at October 04, 2024 10:30 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 04, 2024 10:31 PM (pIfcn)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October
And a meatball!
Posted by: Piper at October 04, 2024 10:16 PM (p4NUW)
On top of spaghetti . . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet
After somebody sneezed!
Posted by: Piper at October 04, 2024 10:27 PM (pZEOD)
Obligatory:
https://tinyurl.com/58ryucdw
Posted by: spindrift at October 04, 2024 10:31 PM (WsQ3Z)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 04, 2024 10:25 PM (oZhjI)
In the very old days up to not very old days, the elites and most every male had lived by the concept of personal honor. Personal honor is an unknown concept, or value, to modern Leftists. Probably unknown to hard-core Leftists throughout human existence.
Posted by: Gref at October 04, 2024 10:31 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 04, 2024 10:27 PM (oZhjI)
I just love that 'emergency clause' that suspends rights in the Constitution. Must be under those penumbras and emanations.
Posted by: RickZ at October 04, 2024 10:31 PM (gKDq2)
I have no doubt the FEMA scumbags are trying to limit what we see, but they aren't as smart as they think they are.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 04, 2024 10:31 PM (FnneF)
Musk is denouncing the government for trying to make him shut down service to the Carolinas.
He is refusing.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 04, 2024 10:31 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Rex B at October 04, 2024 10:32 PM (592Pr)
Another part of this as well is that leftists skip past the whole idea of government/experts persuading people. It is straight to force which means you have shitty arguments.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 04, 2024 10:32 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 04, 2024 10:32 PM (Aqu9a)
So. Gonna stroll over to Saturday night ONT. I don't belong here...
Never have... still,... a Friday night ONT is still a giant kick
But we have our wobbly table!
Posted by: Piper at October 04, 2024 10:33 PM (pZEOD)
So, even if I win this bet, I lose....
Posted by: PabloD at October 04, 2024 10:33 PM (1yZeG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2024 10:33 PM (BkEzK)
High accuracy, high precision: equipment calibrated and used correctly by lab personnel
Low accuracy, high precision: recalibrate equipment
High accuracy, low precision: retrain lab personnel
Low accuracy, low precision: replace lab personnel and look at the supervisor
Posted by: Kindltto at October 04, 2024 10:33 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2024 10:33 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: RickZ at October 04, 2024 10:31 PM (gKDq2)
Funny, but I sure don't remember the emergency clause appearing in the Constitution...
But I am sure it's for our own good!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 04, 2024 10:34 PM (rOtXe)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2024 10:34 PM (BkEzK)
Musk is denouncing the government for trying to make him shut down service to the Carolinas.
He is refusing.
I remember idly wondering as super hero movies became the rage why there was no bat man or iron man coming out of our wealthy elites. Most heroes just use magic wrapped up in techno babble...or straight up magic...but the idea of someone with unlimited money and gadgets trying to break up corruption in our society? Why doesn't that happen?
And it looks with Elon that I just hadn't waited long enough...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 04, 2024 10:35 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 04, 2024 10:35 PM (zzdrL)
Those guys rolling the big rock down the mountain probably killed a mountain biker, an elderly couple and a squirrel and didn't even know it.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 04, 2024 10:35 PM (zzdrL)
________
Dude, we got views.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2024 10:37 PM (BkEzK)
It's "I KNOW NUSSING" you fucking illiterates.
Posted by: Tom Perry at October 04, 2024 10:37 PM (MX0bI)
Musk is denouncing the government for trying to make him shut down service to the Carolinas.
He is refusing.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 04, 2024 10:31 PM (uxCna)
Thanks, that is what I was talking about.
I hope Elon has really good security in place!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 04, 2024 10:37 PM (rOtXe)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 04, 2024 10:37 PM (/lPRQ)
Oh yeah, parts were very interchangeable. Assuming Volkswagen simply didn't say "I have these parts left over from the last year model so let's use them."
I once owned a barn stored, over 20 years, 1966 Karmann Ghia coupe and after a lengthy chat with Karmann Ghia Parts & Restoration in California we finally doped out the seats were leftover 1965 European.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2024 10:37 PM (TInZT)
Posted by: Kindltto at October 04, 2024 10:38 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: TRex at October 04, 2024 10:38 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Sebation Melmoth at October 04, 2024 10:39 PM (D6PGr)
Now we are talking. But IIRC a few more were built than Hebmullers.
Gref,
A 2,8cm? A bit of overfill for a Type 82 Kubelwagen.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2024 10:26 PM (TInZT)
Just kidding. But I wonder if an Afrika Korps ordnance sergeant ever thought hard about the idea! The Afrika Korps did have some 2.8 cm squeeze bore AT 'rifles'. Airfix even included them in its HO scale (?) Afrika Korps troops set. That's the only reason I know about them. I had that set and many other Airfix troop sets, about 55 years ago.
Posted by: Gref at October 04, 2024 10:39 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 10:40 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Piper at October 04, 2024 10:40 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: irright at October 04, 2024 10:41 PM (LxA8d)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 04, 2024 10:12 PM (FnneF)
Appalachia may seem just a good place to sell fentanyl and meth to them.
Posted by: Kindltto at October 04, 2024 10:41 PM (D7oie)
Why are businesses usually at least somewhat responsive to their customer's wants? Well, because the customers might take their money elsewhere if they are unhappy enough with the goods/services provided.
But bureaucrats? People can't switch to a new government the way they can trade ATT for Verizon or Ford for Toyota so why would they care about making their customers happy?
In my area I saw someone on facebook endorsing the local incumbent because he helped the voter deal with government paperwork and...the incumbent isn't a bad guy but think about what this means. We all consider it normal that if you do not have connections that the government will tell you to FO and that if you do have connections only then will they do what they are supposed to.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 04, 2024 10:41 PM (oZhjI)
IIRC the one on display in Wolfsburg emerged out of East Germany after reunification and it still had Russian toilet paper in it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2024 10:42 PM (TInZT)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 04, 2024 10:32 PM (Aqu9a)
But they can arrest you for disrespecting their authori-tay.
I've said for a long time, Mayorkas needs to be fired -- from a large caliber naval gun. Ya know, bring a battleship out of retirement to perform the deed. Giving FEMA money to illegals -- plus us giving money to just about every other damn country -- then having nothing for Americans in need in a time of deadly crisis is the stuff of which revolutions are born.
Even though Marie Antoinette never said it, it seems our leaders believe in the 'let them eat cake' theory of governance.
Posted by: RickZ at October 04, 2024 10:43 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Sebation Melmoth at October 04, 2024 10:39 PM (D6PGr)
And that would almost make sense if you had an ethical competent local government.
It makes no sense when you fly in empowered goons from District One!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 04, 2024 10:43 PM (rOtXe)
"Marvin Heemeyer did nothing wrong" threads on X are happening more and more often.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 04, 2024 10:45 PM (jbPJz)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 04, 2024 10:37 PM (/lPRQ)
NOOOOoooooo!
Posted by: RickZ at October 04, 2024 10:45 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: TRex at October 04, 2024 10:38 PM (IQ6Gq)
I thought Rommel drove this thing:
https://tinyurl.com/4ew5zykp
Posted by: spindrift at October 04, 2024 10:45 PM (WsQ3Z)
Nolte @ Breitbart
https://tinyurl.com/5aa44a8s
John Nolte is one of the few reasons I still check Breitbart.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 04, 2024 10:45 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: irright at October 04, 2024 10:41 PM (LxA8d)
Thirteen has a certain nuance in this planning!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 04, 2024 10:45 PM (rOtXe)
Posted by: Westfalia at October 04, 2024 10:47 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Don Black & The Experience at October 04, 2024 10:47 PM (/7KEl)
That is what’s called a unicorn.
Hell I couldn’t get back to my house one day because they had the roads blocked off for a marathon . They almost arrested me because I ignored one of their roadblocks.
Posted by: Sebation Melmoth at October 04, 2024 10:47 PM (D6PGr)
Ours, on their best day, might help us order a soppressata and capicola sandwich. Assuming we need the help.
Posted by: Eeyore at October 04, 2024 10:47 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: Anna Puma
OK, now you'e just getting scary.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 04, 2024 10:47 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Don Black & The Experience at October 04, 2024 10:47 PM (/7KEl)
A variant of "Eminent Domain"?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 04, 2024 10:48 PM (rOtXe)
Even though Marie Antoinette never said it, it seems our leaders believe in the 'let them eat cake' theory of governance.
I've seen the argument it was actually Maria Theresa ruler of the Hapsburg realms. And unlike poor Antoinette the Archduchess died fat and happy after a long reign.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 04, 2024 10:49 PM (oZhjI)
The desert war was interesting. There are even photos of British Matilda tanks with iron crosses painted on and used by the Germans.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2024 10:50 PM (TInZT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2024 10:51 PM (TInZT)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 04, 2024 10:52 PM (lhenN)
I'm waiting for something besides "someone said".
Lots of FUD happening.
I think Elon may have stepped in it.
Posted by: pawn at October 04, 2024 10:52 PM (QB+5g)
Posted by: pawn at October 04, 2024 10:52 PM (QB+5g)
I didn’t think Musk addressed confiscation but rather access to deliver private aid.
Posted by: Sebation Melmoth at October 04, 2024 10:54 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2024 10:54 PM (TInZT)
Posted by: pawn at October 04, 2024 10:55 PM (QB+5g)
Posted by: Ribbed at October 04, 2024 10:55 PM (+xrWz)
Fun fact about the hot air system. It was ducted from a shroud around the exhaust manifolds. If you were using the windshield defroster in the winter and you drove through a water puddle and splash the shroud, it would cause your windshield to instantly fog over.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 04, 2024 10:56 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Westfalia at October 04, 2024 10:47 PM (CV8a5)
The Nazis could never produce enough synthetic oil as they never did get those Caucasus oil fields. They did have Romania's oil field production for a while until we bombed Ploesti. So the Nazis had to be creative, what with an army that mostly moved by horse and bicycle. And diesel engines don't do well in very cold weather, either. My parents at one time had an Olds Delta 88 Diesel. I remember the long times I had warming that beast up in the winter, and it wasn't anywhere near Russian winter cold.
Posted by: RickZ at October 04, 2024 10:58 PM (gKDq2)
Citroen 2VCC when the wipers were driven by the speedometer cable. So you slow down due to rain, your wiper blades slowed down.
Thanks France.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2024 10:58 PM (TInZT)
Posted by: pawn at October 04, 2024 10:55 PM (QB+5g)
I think it more likely Pete backed off of denying private helos flying in aid after talking to Musk,
Posted by: Sebation Melmoth at October 04, 2024 10:58 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 04, 2024 10:58 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Westfalia
Gasifiers ?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 04, 2024 10:59 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Don Black & The Experience at October 04, 2024 10:47 PM (/7KEl)
The 'Because We Said So' authority.
Shut up, they explained.
Posted by: RickZ at October 04, 2024 10:59 PM (gKDq2)
Totally missed such Airfix kits.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2024 10:51 PM (TInZT)
The Airfix troop sets, HO MiniTanks, and cheap 1/72 Airfix single engine fighter kits were da bomb for pre-teen boys in the mid-Sixties. All were sold even in my 25,000 population town in SoDak. My friends and I built many Airfix Hurricanes just to blow them up with firecrackers every July 4th. Ah, the good old days.
Posted by: Gref at October 04, 2024 11:00 PM (aBgBM)
Has anyone seen any actual proof of any of these claims?
I'm not saying they are not happening but where the beef?
Posted by: pawn at October 04, 2024 11:00 PM (QB+5g)
Lots of FUD happening.
I think Elon may have stepped in it.
Elon reposted a direct report from a SpaceX employee. FEMA is in fact doing the things that are being reported.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 04, 2024 11:00 PM (NqGS/)
I think that’s how you got the South African synthetic oil company SASO created.
Posted by: Sebation Melmoth at October 04, 2024 11:00 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2024 11:00 PM (TInZT)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 04, 2024 10:59 PM (/lPRQ)
Gas generators were used in England, too. There are some decent designs to be found on the Web for do-it-yourselfers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2024 11:00 PM (R4SAT)
Posted by: Westfalia at October 04, 2024 10:47 PM (CV8a5)
that would have been a syn-gas, or wood gasifier engine, powered by partial pyrolyzation of wood in the firebox. Germany used them after the war for public busses and some cares as well
Posted by: Kindltto at October 04, 2024 11:01 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2024 11:01 PM (TInZT)
Posted by: Pay Attention at October 04, 2024 10:53 PM (Py53f)
Durin Covid the Supremes said they would not second guess the Government during an 'Emergency'... which means if any level of government declares it an emergency, with no oversite, then your Rights are gone.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 04, 2024 11:02 PM (QAkQ3)
Try and find what happened after that.
https://tinyurl.com/3wm8kr84
Posted by: pawn at October 04, 2024 11:03 PM (QB+5g)
I have completed my delivery to HEB in San Antonio. South Texas will continue to be awash in rice.
Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2024 11:04 PM (JrSdD)
You have people with first hand knowledge reporting the roadblocks being put up by FEMA officials. One group I just read about were from the Cajun Navy outfit.
It may not be as widespread as some making it out to be but their are multiple first hand reporting.
Posted by: Sebation Melmoth at October 04, 2024 11:04 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2024 11:04 PM (TInZT)
Posted by: Kindltto at October 04, 2024 11:01 PM (D7oie)
Yeah. Pyrolysis gas is not the same as syngas. Syngas made by the Fischer-Tropf process is a liquid fuel equivalent to petroleum gasoline, but made from coal. And the SASOL plant in South Africa used that process for may years.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2024 11:05 PM (R4SAT)
Posted by: Sebation Melmoth at October 04, 2024 11:05 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 04, 2024 11:05 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 04, 2024 11:06 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2024 11:07 PM (JrSdD)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 04, 2024 10:35 PM (zzdrL)
Well yeah, but cool video right?!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can fill a book with what I don't know' at October 04, 2024 11:07 PM (i8Z6c)
Posted by: TayTay at October 04, 2024 11:09 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Kindltto at October 04, 2024 11:11 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Junque Grabbage at October 04, 2024 11:11 PM (4zxRq)
Posted by: PaleRider at October 04, 2024 11:11 PM (UKUm3)
Posted by: raimondo on tap at October 04, 2024 11:11 PM (FRB3p)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 04, 2024 11:11 PM (elaR+)
Try and find what happened after that.
https://tinyurl.com/3wm8kr84
Posted by: pawn at October 04, 2024 11:03 PM (QB+5g)
Department of Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg called out tech giant Elon Musk on Friday for making false claims about the federal government blocking flights with deliveries for Hurricane Helene victims.
iow Buttplug says Musk is misinformationing. Well shit, I'm convinced!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 04, 2024 11:11 PM (FnneF)
I also included celebrities in our aristocracy; actors, musicians, artists, academics, athletes, writers & journalists, scientific & business leaders, etc.
Once you start getting the much-less talented children of the famous/influential starting a family business that lasts for generations you have an aristocracy, officially or not.
We call ours "The 1%".
Across the entire west we currently have some of the most depraved aristocracies the world has ever seen.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 04, 2024 11:12 PM (6ydKt)
Until said populace proves otherwise.
My money is on the Appalachians.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 04, 2024 11:12 PM (kQgoX)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 04, 2024 11:13 PM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Weak Geek at October 04, 2024 11:14 PM (p/isN)
From whom? "Pay attention"? He is the poster who changes his handle every two weeks or less . I doubt he's a Fed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2024 11:14 PM (qa6W+)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 04, 2024 11:13 PM (dg+HA)
Buy all of it, pack it full of Tannerite, and shoot at it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2024 11:15 PM (R4SAT)
Then I opened an envelope from Preston-Schilling Funeral Home, Ltd for a FREE Pre-Planned Funeral Estimate. Yikes, yes I'm getting old, Happy 69th indeed.
Best wishes to Grammie Winger and FenSpouse for a happy one.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at October 04, 2024 11:15 PM (55Qr6)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 04, 2024 11:12 PM (kQgoX)
This. Someone is going to get his back hoe and run through a FEMA roadblock and all hell will break lose.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can fill a book with what I don't know' at October 04, 2024 11:15 PM (i8Z6c)
Questions I have; answers I don't. Thank you for being here. I'm always impressed by people who fix and maintain equipment, stationary or mobile. I've changed a tire twice and the oil once. Yippee! My handyman skills are not on any scale, except fathoms.
Posted by: RickZ at October 04, 2024 11:15 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: TayTay at October 04, 2024 11:16 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: PaleRider at October 04, 2024 11:16 PM (UKUm3)
Funny, but I sure don't remember the emergency clause appearing in the Constitution...
But I am sure it's for our own good!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
It was written in invisible ink. If you hold the Constitution over a candle the writing becomes visible.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 04, 2024 11:17 PM (63Dwl)
Happy Birthday God bless you! Those paper cards with little notes from elderly friends and relatives were delightful, weren't they.?It's not my birthday but thanks. The 2nd was FenSpouses b day.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2024 11:18 PM (qa6W+)
The Dickens you say!
Posted by: Lucie and Desi Arnaz, Jr. at October 04, 2024 11:19 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 04, 2024 11:12 PM (6ydKt)
I don't remember if it was Taibbi or someone else who made the observation that the 2004 election was Skull and Crossbones vs. Skull and Crossbones. Funny how that happens, right?
Posted by: RickZ at October 04, 2024 11:20 PM (gKDq2)
Then I opened an envelope from Preston-Schilling Funeral Home, Ltd for a FREE Pre-Planned Funeral Estimate
_________
Tell them you weigh 659 pounds.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2024 11:20 PM (BkEzK)
Yes, it is. Happy Birthday.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 04, 2024 11:21 PM (mH6SG)
Questions I have; answers I don't. Thank you for being here. I'm always impressed by people who fix and maintain equipment, stationary or mobile. I've changed a tire twice and the oil once. Yippee! My handyman skills are not on any scale, except fathoms.
Posted by: RickZ at October 04, 2024 11:15 PM (gKDq2)
I have had no personal experience with either Fischer-Tropf syngas, or pyrolysis gas. The Germans ran airplane engines on the former, and it was the chief motor fuel in South Africa when sales of petroleum to the apartheid regime were restricted.
By my reading, pyrolysis gas is a low-grade fuel, and contains water vapor, carbon dioxide, and nitrogen in addition to combustible gases. And some reports say it can be quite abrasive to engines. If quality motor fuel became unavailable, or ruinously expensive, I might give it a try, but it would be in a beater vehicle.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2024 11:21 PM (R4SAT)
Posted by: mnw at October 04, 2024 11:22 PM (NLIak)
Thanks, but Actually I haven't noticed all the changes. I have t been paying attention and don't get on the ONT very often. Your writing style is just obvious to everyone on here who's been on here for any length of time.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2024 11:22 PM (zk+2N)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 04, 2024 11:12 PM (6ydKt)
Honestly, they give Ancient Rome a run for the depravity title.
Posted by: RickZ at October 04, 2024 11:22 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 04, 2024 11:23 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: mnw at October 04, 2024 11:24 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 04, 2024 11:13 PM (dg+HA)
Buy all of it, pack it full of Tannerite, and shoot at it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2024 11:15
I do hearby nominate this post for Post of the Week.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at October 04, 2024 11:24 PM (55Qr6)
The native american (D) broad is running for state House, not against the potty-mouthed Senator.
Also, they were not discussing muh 'bortionz. The broad had brought up raaayciissssness (of course) of a quarter century ago.
Posted by: JQ at October 04, 2024 11:25 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: mnw at October 04, 2024 11:24 PM (NLIak)
Well, a post-need consultation would be a little one-sided. But they wouldn't have to buy you lunch.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2024 11:25 PM (R4SAT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 04, 2024 11:25 PM (+o2mc)
Posted by: TayTay
Are there any Kennedy teenagers you can hook up with?
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 04, 2024 11:25 PM (0Htd1)
You're going to have to outbid the intel community. That will take a lot of coin.
If you wanted to create a system that would allow you to monitor virtually every person in the world what would you do differently than creating the internet, email, social media and search engines?
Al Gore didn't create the internet. DARPA did.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 04, 2024 11:30 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2024 11:21 PM (R4SAT)
If you are interested in hours and hours of video, Mr. Teslonian worked his way through a gassifier, from a wood stove, to a generator, to a pickup truck on his channel on YouTub.
The man is a mechanical engineer, so he does odd things like that. He is interested in different tech.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2024 11:31 PM (D7oie)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8ICG0iaHqw
Posted by: VerucaSaltyDem at October 04, 2024 11:31 PM (mtG+O)
Until said populace proves otherwise.
My money is on the Appalachians.
Jim
When roads are out, communications are out, a biblical type weather event has occurred, most infrastructure is destroyed and normal peacekeeping authority can't even accomplish the absolute bare minimum, you don't even need to hide the bodies. Just add them to the others laying about.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2024 11:32 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 04, 2024 11:32 PM (mtG+O)
Posted by: Tay Tay/TayTay at October 04, 2024 11:32 PM (mH6SG)
Uh... guys? that is like 4 trucks worth.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 04, 2024 11:33 PM (QAkQ3)
Yup. I went to the funeral of one of them today. A condolences card to the family and one more name crossed off my Christmas card list (her husband died earlier this year, and less surprisingly).
She was a colleague, not a relative, but was one of those people who make up the heart of a small department in a larger organization. It was nice to see some of my old colleagues again, but also an example of why I left. Literally none of them stayed for the reception to talk; we took a group photo and then everyone was gone. They barely said anything to the family and little more to each other.
The group photo will be useful for the next funeral.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 04, 2024 11:34 PM (PmqP5)
_________
Tell them you weigh 659 pounds.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
When my SIL died, she easily weighed over 400 lbs. The funeral home didn't have any piano cases on hand but they did have what the funeral director called 'the double wide'.
She had 8 pall bearers and honestly, we struggled with her.
Miss you Suzie!! xo
Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2024 11:36 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 04, 2024 11:37 PM (rSavn)
Posted by: Romeo13
My rights are inalienable. Acknowledged but not given by my government. I will keep my rights. You wish to take them? FAFO.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at October 04, 2024 11:37 PM (t+RiP)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 04, 2024 11:37 PM (mH6SG)
THEY'RE COMING FROM INSIDE THE (WHITE) HOUSE!
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 04, 2024 11:38 PM (PmqP5)
Sick and tired of your shit.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at October 04, 2024 11:39 PM (hKoQL)
The man is a mechanical engineer, so he does odd things like that. He is interested in different tech.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2024 11:31 PM (D7oie)
I think I saw some of that. Too much telling the story, and not enough nuts and bolts.
I had this bookmarked years ago:
http://www.gengas.nu/byggbes/13.shtml
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2024 11:40 PM (R4SAT)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 04, 2024 11:37 PM (rSavn)
That would be the MCB, not FEMA.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 04, 2024 11:40 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 04, 2024 11:37 PM (mH6SG)
My take is getting old isn't for the faint of heart, even if you have a bad heart. I hate having a social card filled up with doctors visits, procedures and pharmacy trips. It's a blast.
Posted by: RickZ at October 04, 2024 11:41 PM (gKDq2)
Uh... guys? that is like 4 trucks worth.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 04, 2024 11:33 PM (QAkQ3)
A flat of 40 half-liter bottle weighs about 20 kilos, 44 pounds. That's about 90 flats of water.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2024 11:43 PM (R4SAT)
Uh... guys? that is like 4 trucks worth.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 04, 2024 11:33 PM (QAkQ3)
4000 pounds? like with 3 zeros? That is less than 500 gallons - so not quite 2 IBC totes.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 04, 2024 11:43 PM (FnneF)
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at October 04, 2024 11:44 PM (fwDg9)
Uh... guys? that is like 4 trucks worth.
Posted by: Romeo13
500 gallons
Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at October 04, 2024 11:46 PM (t+RiP)
I knew a guy who lived to be 100, still lucid, still very funny. I asked him what it was like to be 100.
His response
"It feels like I have to shave every 15 minutes or so..."
Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 04, 2024 11:48 PM (8slk9)
I recommend sports gambling, and actively managing your IRA portfolio. Both add zest to daily living.
I COULD explain the difference between gambling and investing... but I couldn't do it with a straight face.
Posted by: mnw at October 04, 2024 11:48 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 04, 2024 11:49 PM (dE3DB)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 04, 2024 11:06 PM (QGaXH)
Wow - that took a while.
I guess my post should have read 'previous 179 commentses'
Or did somebody change the numbering?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 04, 2024 11:51 PM (QGaXH)
No oldies sending us cards coz we da oldies now
Posted by: vmom
I realized not too long ago that me sending all my grandkids $20 for their birthdays was similar to Grammi sending me $5 when I was an adult.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2024 11:52 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: ZOD at October 04, 2024 11:52 PM (P+D4R)
We earned our moneys
Posted by: rather fatigued Ghanaian pallbearers at October 04, 2024 11:52 PM (FRB3p)
Posted by: mnw at October 04, 2024 11:54 PM (NLIak)
Uh... guys? that is like 4 trucks worth.
Posted by: Romeo13
500 gallons
Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at October 04, 2024 11:46 PM (t+RiP)
One or two water buffalos?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 04, 2024 11:54 PM (/lPRQ)
It's been that kind of day.
Tomorrow is still Saturday, though, right?
😀
https://youtu.be/U6n2NcJ7rLc
or
😛
https://youtu.be/kfVsfOSbJY0
or
😬
https://youtu.be/3BKawFlu--g
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - WeirdDave certainly is at October 04, 2024 11:56 PM (ks21X)
Across the entire west we currently have some of the most depraved aristocracies the world has ever seen.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 04, 2024 11:12 PM (6ydKt)
According to a thread from a few nights ago, if you have two bidets in your house, you are part of the 1%....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 04, 2024 11:56 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 04, 2024 11:56 PM (QGaXH)
Or two Bidens in your house.
Posted by: RickZ at October 04, 2024 11:59 PM (gKDq2)
If you have one bidet in your house, you are a homosexual.
Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2024 12:00 AM (P+D4R)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2024 11:18
Oh, I get it. Thought someone said FenSpouse's was today. I'd wager he's bit younger.
Did you know today is Rutherford B. Hayes' bday? Talk about a forgettable president. Tho today we have forgettable? Joe. "What storm?"
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at October 05, 2024 12:01 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 05, 2024 12:02 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2024 12:00 AM (P+D4R)
That is definitely NOT true. Stayed at a hotel that had one. There's nothing gay about cleaning one's backside after a good dump.
Posted by: RickZ at October 05, 2024 12:03 AM (gKDq2)
Sick and tired of your shit.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at October 04, 2024 11:39 PM (hKoQL)
Good Evening IronGrampa
Seconding your comment.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 05, 2024 12:04 AM (QGaXH)
Blame Motorola, they thought it up.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 05, 2024 12:04 AM (lUFok)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 04, 2024 11:37 PM (rSavn)
That would be the MCB, not FEMA.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 04, 2024 11:40 PM (FnneF)
MCB? Not MIB?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 05, 2024 12:05 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: RickZ at October 05, 2024 12:03 AM (gKDq2)
You stayed at a hotel that catered to homosexuals.
Zod uses scalps to scour his nether region. Or angry cats.
Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2024 12:05 AM (P+D4R)
Posted by: ZOD
I just pee off the back deck and walk by the sprinkler.
Posted by: Miklos ist kein sitzpinkler at October 05, 2024 12:06 AM (FRB3p)
==
MCB? Not MIB?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 05, 2024 12:05 AM (QGaXH)
Monster Control Bureau.
You haven't read Larry Correia's Monster Hunter series.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 05, 2024 12:06 AM (FnneF)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 04, 2024 11:40 PM (FnneF)
Correia reader!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 05, 2024 12:08 AM (dE3DB)
==
MCB? Not MIB?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 05, 2024 12:05 AM (QGaXH)
Monster Control Bureau.
You haven't read Larry Correia's Monster Hunter series.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 05, 2024 12:06 AM (FnneF)
I thought it was probably a book or movie franchise I wasn't familiar with...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 05, 2024 12:09 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 05, 2024 12:09 AM (YIxO9)
Posted by: mnw at October 04, 2024 11:24
mnw, thanks. I should send this letter back and say...
You think I'm cheap? You have to at least buy me an Undertakers of America's free lunch like mnw got.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at October 05, 2024 12:11 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2024 12:11 AM (P+D4R)
Zod uses scalps to scour his nether region. Or angry cats.
Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2024 12:05 AM (P+D4R)
Rabbits
Posted by: the bear at October 05, 2024 12:13 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2024 12:11 AM (P+D4R)
She washed ashore, eventually.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2024 12:13 AM (R4SAT)
"Ohh! OOHHHHHH!!!!!"
Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2024 12:15 AM (P+D4R)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 05, 2024 12:09 AM (YIxO9)
Went outside to look but jumpin' jupiter - we're overcast with our typical coastal low clouds....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 05, 2024 12:15 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: PabloD at October 05, 2024 12:16 AM (1yZeG)
"Ohh! OHHHHHH!'
Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2024 12:19 AM (P+D4R)
Posted by: scampydog at October 05, 2024 12:20 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 04, 2024 11:34
Despite the somber subject here you made laugh. Do I detect a dry sense of humor?
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at October 05, 2024 12:20 AM (55Qr6)
That's a large constituency worth courting.
Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2024 12:20 AM (P+D4R)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 05, 2024 12:26 AM (PmqP5)
Posted by: scampydog at October 05, 2024 12:27 AM (41CYW)
Should be. Again, talk to Motorola. They started it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 05, 2024 12:27 AM (lUFok)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at October 05, 2024 12:28 AM (t+RiP)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2024 12:28 AM (R4SAT)
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Sad. They didn't even have time to get the nameplate ordered.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2024 12:29 AM (+o2mc)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2024 12:29 AM (+o2mc)
So time for another round of Hezbollah Musical Chairs - when the music stops the person at the head of the table is the new leader of Hezbollah....I hear it's a blast....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 05, 2024 12:34 AM (QGaXH)
(Zod shoves all chips into General Dynamics/Raytheon stocks)
Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2024 12:35 AM (P+D4R)
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What's Hebrew for "Pour encourager les autres"?
Posted by: Methos at October 05, 2024 12:36 AM (Dnobf)
Posted by: azjaeger at October 05, 2024 12:37 AM (3/XaG)
I think that’s how you got the South African synthetic oil company SASO created.
Posted by: Sebation Melmoth at October 04, 2024 11:00 PM (D6PGr)
----
Correct. It's SASOL. I wonder how many gallons I burnt over 30 years. Distillation and refining of the synthetic oil produced more gasoline than diesel, the latter which was th preferred product, so excess gasoline even got exported to neighboring Black countries. Made us mad because that kept the price higher domestically.
Posted by: Ciampino - Governments never get priorities right at October 05, 2024 12:37 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 05, 2024 12:34 AM (QGaXH)
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Yep. An inquiry to Hezbollah HR about the subsidized term life plan should definitely be the first order of business for any new appointee.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2024 12:39 AM (+o2mc)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 05, 2024 12:26
Of course you would. Always enjoy your posts.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at October 05, 2024 12:41 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2024 12:42 AM (+o2mc)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 05, 2024 12:44 AM (GcNJ2)
Posted by: azjaeger at October 05, 2024 12:37 AM (3/XaG)
As the war progressed, the Allied bombing campaign had a big effect on manufacturing output.
And to your point about "perfectly working stuff," the Germans also had a bad tendency to over-engineer war materiel. Some tank models spent more time being repaired than fighting. And they always went for the gaudy when it came to military 'wonder weapons'. The Germans were impractical, but then that was Hitler, strategist par execellence.
Posted by: RickZ at October 05, 2024 12:46 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 05, 2024 12:47 AM (GcNJ2)
You and I might very well share a b-day, happy b-day mine was shit
Posted by: ... at October 05, 2024 12:47 AM (lX8VI)
Oh... wait...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 04, 2024 10:13 PM (Q4IgG)
Um...I was aiming at the OTHER target...?
Oh, it doesn't have any hits either?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 05, 2024 12:48 AM (ynpvh)
I think my Mom was like that, except she wanted a girl and kept getting boys...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 05, 2024 12:53 AM (ynpvh)
Oh, it doesn't have any hits either?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 05, 2024 12:48 AM (ynpvh)
I kinda did that one gun shoot in the Navy.... 300 yards and I was shootin at the wrong target...
Yeah, guy next to me got a Marksmanship medal he did not deserve... but I already had one... so...
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 05, 2024 12:57 AM (QAkQ3)
My guess is Israelis have someone further up the food chain...
or... have so infiltrated their tech, that the admin head of Tech does not matter.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 05, 2024 12:59 AM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 05, 2024 12:59 AM (ynpvh)
Well, so was Ronald McDonald some years ago...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 05, 2024 12:59 AM (ynpvh)
Oh... Pooh....
Posted by: Winnie at October 05, 2024 01:00 AM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 05, 2024 12:57 AM (QAkQ3)
Qualified on the M4 years ago prior to work in Middle East. 33 holes in my paper, 27 in the guy's paper next to me.
BLUF: "Hey man, shoot your own fucking target."
Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2024 01:01 AM (P+D4R)
Posted by: 300 at October 05, 2024 01:04 AM (+o2mc)
M26 Pershing is a good example. Better than Tiger, and long barreled version was better than King Tiger. But not rushed because US Army decided perfectly adequate Sherman could do the job and it did. Germans knew they would always be outnumbered so HAD to rush Tigers in desperate chance.
Posted by: azjaeger at October 05, 2024 01:07 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: ... at October 05, 2024 12:47
Ditto here, but tomorrow is another day. On the plus side had an excellent take out meal from a fine Italian restaurant here. Something like beef filet with balsamic glazed mushrooms and gorgonzola sauce. It lived up to its pretentious name. Delicious.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at October 05, 2024 01:09 AM (55Qr6)
F35 and F22 have more than 20 hours of maintenance time per hour of flight time.
We did not learn their lesson.
Posted by: Winnie at October 05, 2024 01:09 AM (QAkQ3)
Thanks to see lovely friends...NaCly , etc. Love you guys!
Good night pals!😅🤣😂
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 05, 2024 01:27 AM (u3sBD)
Megatron
@Megatron_ron
NEW:
Lindsey Graham said that he prefers to help Israel instead to the hurricane victims in South Carolina:
"I've been going all over South Carolina, like most people I haven't slept much. But look what's going on in Israel. We have to help our friends to keep the war over there from coming here."
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 05, 2024 01:35 AM (TGPs7)
IIRC, there was that same graphic in a textbook in high school. I doubt you'd find it now.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 05, 2024 01:42 AM (y31cs)
They did not run out into the street in their boxers and glance around for a guy in a blue shirt.
Considering the absolute dogshit quality of the first time use of a "blue alert", turning off the alert system on their phone forever is the correct response.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 05, 2024 01:43 AM (lhenN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 05, 2024 01:43 AM (y31cs)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 05, 2024 01:35 AM (TGPs7)
If you and the others keep doing what you're doing, Sen. Jackass, war will come here. With you as the enemy.
Posted by: RickZ at October 05, 2024 01:46 AM (gKDq2)
I think my Mom was like that, except she wanted a girl and kept getting boys...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
I have cousins who must have gone like this:
Girl: cool!
Boy: cool!
Boy: now the girl is outnumbered, we should have another girl.
Boy: ok.
Boy: huh.....
Boy: seriously?
Girl: finally! we're done now.
Posted by: mikeski at October 05, 2024 01:46 AM (DgGvY)
- - - - -
We'll take it!
Posted by: Destitute North korean Family has entered the chat at October 05, 2024 01:56 AM (g6mzY)
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We'll take it!
Posted by: Destitute North korean Family has entered the chat at October 05, 2024 01:56 AM (g6mzY)
No no no. You'll have to wait. We've got our "legal resident" Haitians to take care of first. We've even registered the Haitians with PETA.
Posted by: RickZ at October 05, 2024 02:01 AM (gKDq2)
(ewwww! but I thanked him anyway, as usual) :barf:
I know he kills more than what he brings up on the deck to "share" with us. Awesome.
Posted by: JQ at October 05, 2024 02:02 AM (njWTi)
This is actually not true. As the strategic bombing campaign intensified, German production of armaments increased.
What did happen was getting those war materials to the front lines became increasing difficult as transportation lines became more and more disrupted or destroyed.
When you have to drive tanks to the front lines they wear out tracks and breakdown more easily.
The Tiger II was a mess to repair and had no recovery vehicle capable of towing a 70 ton monster back to the shop. Most were dynamited in place to avoid capture.
Posted by: I'll choose a new nick later-Certified Dangerous Radical at October 05, 2024 02:04 AM (89Sog)
Well no, that isn’t true - that was what astonished the War department, and Speer (Armaments minister) wrote about this in his book. They increased production until late 1944 or into 1945
Even the classic “ball bearing factory” air raids, it turns out that ball bearing machines are pretty tough. They didn’t have especially accurate bombs then. If a pilot/bombadier got it well within a city block or so, you were doing very well. They knocked the buildings down, but the bastards got the machines themselves back up and running.
Nothing like this could ever happen in America, thankfully, because are no ball bearing machines in America. It’s just a brilliant strategy outsourcing critical or strategic item production to competitors or potential enemies.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 05, 2024 02:08 AM (6F7eb)
Posted by: RickZ at October 05, 2024 02:10 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at October 05, 2024 02:17 AM (hKoQL)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 05, 2024 02:17 AM (lhenN)
Posted by: Common Tater at October 05, 2024 02:30 AM (6F7eb)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 05, 2024 02:17 AM
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE NOBODY POSTED FOR THIRTEEN MINUTES AFTER THIS.
Posted by: BEN ROFLCOPTER at October 05, 2024 02:35 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 05, 2024 02:46 AM (9bO/i)
I use cast iron exclusively, reseasoned after each use. Try using butter, medium heat with a tablespoon of vegetable oil, that normally prevents sticking for me and gets that great crust.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at October 05, 2024 02:46 AM (hKoQL)
Posted by: Common Tater at October 05, 2024 02:30 AM (6F7eb)
Try this instead. Dice 2-3 potatoes a little small. In a hot non-stick pan add oil and potatoes. Stir to coat in oil then leave alone. Once that side is crisp, start turning the potatoes over. Once the potatoes are near done, you can add diced red pepper, jalapenos, onions. In that order, to properly cook the peppers. Once the onions are translucent, add a can of Libby's Corned Beef Hash, scraping off any excess fat. Break into the pan and toss with the cooked mix until the corned beef is warmed through. Top with sunny side up eggs.
You get so much more bang for your buck -- and for your stomach.
Posted by: RickZ at October 05, 2024 02:53 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Common Tater
This may help:
Use butter, bacon grease, or cooking spray-- let the pan get hot & bottom coated well with your choice of fat, before adding the hash. Spread it out in the pan & let cook (without stirring or fussing with it) for a few minutes, then flip it over & let cook again. Stir around *now* if you want, cooking to desired 'dryness' and make nooks for eggs if you want. Turn down heat & cover until eggs are done to your liking.
Enjoy!
Posted by: JQ at October 05, 2024 02:59 AM (njWTi)
Women wishing men wouldn't pee all over the toilet.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
I like the story of one of the European airports putting a ceramic fly right in the sweet spot of the urinals where there is no outside splash. Guys will aim for the fly every time.
Posted by: Sebation Melmoth
The grade school (K-6, actually) I went to had urinals designed for, well, grade-school boys. The drain was at floor level so even the shorter kindergarteners could use them.
The air-freshener mats the janitors put in them had targets drawn on them! With scoring numbers on the rings and everything.
It may not have prevented all the splashing, but at least kept it at "mop" level.
Posted by: mikeski at October 05, 2024 03:06 AM (DgGvY)
One of the Chiefs put in some Jane Fonda urinal targets. Quite the hit with all those guys, most of whom had seen VN duty.
Posted by: JQ at October 05, 2024 03:10 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Common Tater at October 05, 2024 02:08 AM (6F7eb)
*gasps*
You mean "Hogan's Heroes" LIED to me?!
Posted by: pookysgirl is shocked, shocked at October 05, 2024 03:24 AM (dtlDP)
Boy F. was loving the ocean. I was done but he kept insisting, "Hang out here!"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 05, 2024 03:39 AM (zG664)
Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2024 03:40 AM (fwDg9)
Agh, winter-- not yet, not yet! Just want to enjoy some MILD temps & weather for a bit....
Posted by: JQ at October 05, 2024 03:42 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Ciampino - strange indeed at October 05, 2024 03:44 AM (qfLjt)
https://tinyurl.com/4pvzjk5b
Posted by: Ciampino - no surprise at October 05, 2024 03:46 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino - shocker at October 05, 2024 03:48 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino - double shocker at October 05, 2024 03:51 AM (qfLjt)
https://tinyurl.com/2typds5r
Posted by: Ciampino - Triple shocker at October 05, 2024 03:53 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino - surprising that it got released at October 05, 2024 03:55 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: 13times at October 05, 2024 03:59 AM (yReqT)
https://tinyurl.com/4pxysa6w
Posted by: Ciampino - double shocker at October 05, 2024 03:51 AM (qfLjt)
"displaced civilians" Yeah, Lebanon has let this boil fester on its southern border, they can deal with the consequences of Israel lancing it.
Posted by: pookysgirl, somewhat unsympathetic at October 05, 2024 03:59 AM (dtlDP)
Posted by: m at October 05, 2024 04:01 AM (VnUSN)
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at October 04, 2024 11:44 PM (fwDg9)
Thanks, Skip!
Posted by: m at October 05, 2024 04:10 AM (VnUSN)
(wife: c'mon, we gotta go.
me: Sorry, gotta give WeirdDave my version Garvon's 'Haa haa Ray's here' greeting)
Posted by: Candidus at October 05, 2024 10:31 AM (pdo1l)
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