11/6/24 Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (11/6/24)

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The Quote of The Day

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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (11/5/24) Election Night Edition

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The Quote of The Day

“I just can’t let you throw out fallacies. It’s important.” Brian Kilmeade

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I really don't care if they are here legally or not. Send their sorry asses back to where they came from.

8 Foreigners Caught Looting as Flooding Ravaged Tennessee

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I received the following and I'm wondering if the Horde would like to help me draft a response? (In the event you don't want to talk election results)

From: Office mail
Date: November 3, 2024 at 9:57:16 AM CST
Subject: Dear Beneficiary
Reply-To: kristalina.georgieva@onmail.com

Dear Beneficiary
We received mail about your involvement in an accident weeks ago. Please, are you dead or alive?
Mr. Larry made us understand that you are in hospital for treatment but there is no hope of your recovery. He stated that he is your business associates and your next of kin whom you have chosen and permitted to inherit all your properties. He is contacting this office based on your overdue payment fund, which is about to be paid to you.

He requested that the payment should now be transferred into his own personal account, as he stated below.
Account Name Mr. Larry Wayne Ellis
EastWest Bank New York
13400 La Cantera Parkway #18
San Antonio, New York 77825
Routing Number: 132533647
Account Number: 5924133211

Kindly inform us if you are authorizing this process to Mr. Larry Wayne Ellis Bank Account. This is to avoid releasing your money to the wrong person because Mr Larry Wayne Ellis is too eager and ready to follow every instruction to have this money into his account. If you did not have an auto accident and you did not permit Mr. Larry Wayne Ellis to claim your money, kindly reply to this message with your full contact information so we can process the release of your fund to you.
Best Regards,
Kristalina Georgieva,
Director Imf New York

Her email had me chuckling out loud.

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Earlier this week this story broke about explosive devices being responsible for damages. At that time I thought, hmmm, I wonder what was packaged?

Two incendiary devices had been shipped via a DHL logistics centre on July 22 to Birmingham, England, and Leipzig, Germany, resulting in a fire.
But it has now been revealed that the explosives were reportedly hidden in a shipment containing erotic gadgets and massage pillows, as they were used as cover to smuggle highly dangerous incendiary devices onto cargo routes destined for Western Europe.

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Hey, it is adrenaline in action. Is this a Genius Award Winner?

NYPD cruiser cuts through Inwood school's recess during chase, angering parents

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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (11/6/24)

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You knew it would happen. Here is tonight's Gloat segment!!!!

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It didn't take Kamala "The San Francisco Headhunter" Harris to long to be interviewed for an assistant manager position at McDonalds.

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She really seems like a nice decent person down deep. Deep in the pit of hell that is.

“Wet Ass Pussy” rapper and Kamala Harris supporter Cardi B lashed out at Trump voters over the President-elect’s resounding victory on Tuesday, claiming in a since-deleted video: “This is why some of y’all states be getting hurricanes.”
Cardi B’s insult appeared directed at voters in North Carolina, Georgia, and Florida — all of which went to President-elect Donald Trump on election night.

Jeez, I didn't know hurricanes didn't exist until Donald J. Trump became president 45 and 47.

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Bill Barr makes perfect sense. But do you believe that Garland Merrick is going to say, "Hey, no prob Bill", yeah I didn't think so.

“The American people have rendered their verdict on President Trump, and decisively chosen him to lead the country for the next four years,” Barr said. “They did that with full knowledge of the claims against him by prosecutors around the country and I think Attorney General Garland and the state prosecutors should respect the people’s decision and dismiss the cases against President Trump now.”

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It would be pretty shitty if he weren't named as tonight's Genius Award Winner.

A drunk, naked and poo-covered Brit crashed through the ceiling of an internet cafe in a notoriously seedy holiday destination.
It’s understood the 51-year-old tourist had plunged through his hotel balcony and was found dangling above the busy cafe in Pattaya, Thailand.

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Don't stick your.......... Genius Award Winner.

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (WFLA) — A bail bondsman has been charged for alleged human trafficking and racketeering, Attorney General Ashley Moody’s Office announced Tuesday.
The Attorney General’s Office said an investigation by the Metropolitan Bureau of Investigations revealed that Russell Bruce Moncrief — who worked as a bondsman in Central Florida — targeted female inmates in Orange County jail on prostitution and/or drug charges, offering them bond in exchange for sex.

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A doctor who follows his own advice. Good on you Doc and Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

DAYTON, Ohio (WDTN) — After experiencing cancer himself, one local doctor is preparing to run the 2024 New York City Marathon to raise money and awareness while also hopefully inspiring others to never give up.
Kris Marin, a sports medicine doctor with Kettering Health Hamilton, had just run his fastest marathon when he was diagnosed with cancer. Treatment forced him to stop running for months, but now he’s heading to NYC in just five days.
He is among five charity runners selected by the American Neuromuscular Foundation, a nonprofit organization dedicated to strengthening the global effort to cure neuromuscular disease.

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At this time I would like to tell the Overnight Open Thread crowd "Goodbye". After 8+ years, 3 presidential elections and 2,000+ ONTs it is time for me to say "Goodbye" at least from the ONT. It has been a great and wonderful ride.

I wish to publicly thank Ace for allowing me to fulfill my dream of being next in line for Maetenloch's ONT cob chair. I could never replace Maet, just take his chair. Ace gave me full reign over the ONT. He never interjected editorial control. I thank him for this wonderful position I've held since late 2016.

I appreciate and am thankful for the friendships I've acquired over the years here at the AoSHQ. We have had some fun evenings and some sad. We are a wonderful community. The dental plan here sucks. But the friendships more than make up for it.
I believe that is called a fringe benefit.

I'll still be here on Saturday mornings posting The Classical Saturday Morning Coffee Break & Prayer Revival. And if the other Cobs need a sub, you will see me filling in.

Thank you, God bless and goodnight.

Mis. Hum.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:30 PM

Comments

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1 Oh no! Sorry to see you moving on MH. But hopefully it's to bigger and better things.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 06, 2024 09:32 PM (jGGMD)

2 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 06, 2024 09:35 PM (sAmhv)

3 Close!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 06, 2024 09:35 PM (hOUT3)

4 So much content!!

Thanks boss!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2024 09:35 PM (mzM2O)

5 WELCOME GARBAGE PEOPLE

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2024 09:36 PM (dDmld)

6 Dammit. I'm still not through gloating yet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

pretty sure the whole HQ is a gloating zone for a few days

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 09:36 PM (Hh1ER)

7 Oh bummer, going to miss your ONTs Mis Hum

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 06, 2024 09:36 PM (5p7BC)

8 Can't believe you're gonna leave the ONT!

Man!

*kicks small pebble*

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2024 09:37 PM (mzM2O)

9 aw well enjoy ONT retirement I guess?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 06, 2024 09:37 PM (s3qiR)

10 “Wet Ass Pussy” rapper and Kamala Harris supporter Cardi B lashed out at Trump voters over the President-elect’s resounding victory on Tuesday, claiming in a since-deleted video: “This is why some of y’all states be getting hurricanes.”

Diddy 'freak off' participant says what?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 09:37 PM (zlGo9)

11 Yay, Marooned Without a Compass Day ONT!

For all of our (D) "friends" who feel lost right now.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 06, 2024 09:38 PM (lUFok)

12 We need to get MisHum a retirement cake.

Can someone bake a bacon cake for him?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2024 09:38 PM (mzM2O)

13 Thank you for all the ONTs MisHum.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 06, 2024 09:38 PM (Y6IkP)

14 Girl, you thought he was a man
But he was a muffin!

Thanks for the lead-in to Zappa Month, MisHum!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at November 06, 2024 09:38 PM (kpS4V)

15 At this time I would like to tell the Overnight Open Thread crowd "Goodbye". After 8+ years, 3 presidential elections and 2,000+ ONTs it is time for me to say "Goodbye" at least from the ONT. It has been a great and wonderful ride.

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Your zeal has been relentless and your curatorship unparalleled. I see many wonderful opportunities in your future, MisHum!

*clink*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2024 09:38 PM (dDmld)

16 Anyone remember Fraggle Rock?

"the Trash Heap has spoken"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 06, 2024 09:38 PM (q1ZgM)

17 Didn't Dave in FL predict 312 EVs?

With tha AZ count done, that's the number. Swing state sweep.

Posted by: M. Gaga at November 06, 2024 09:38 PM (ZtgZZ)

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Just when we thought we were delivered from evil, you bring us...Yoko Ono.

Posted by: Auspex at November 06, 2024 09:39 PM (j4U/Z)

19 At this time I would like to tell the Overnight Open Thread crowd "Goodbye". After 8+ years, 3 presidential elections and 2,000+ ONTs it is time for me to say "Goodbye" at least from the ONT. It has been a great and wonderful ride.

waaaaat

... but you're still doing the coffee thread, this is the most important one.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 09:39 PM (zlGo9)

20 We mished you, Hum.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 06, 2024 09:39 PM (hovnC)

21 Thanks for all the great ONTs, MisHum!

Posted by: Bert G at November 06, 2024 09:39 PM (VARTN)

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Your zeal has been relentless and your curatorship unparalleled. I see many wonderful opportunities in your future, MisHum!

*clink*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2024 09:38 PM (dDmld)

Thanks Cicero,

I do to, Turtle-Flambeau Flowage, Gile Flowage and Grand Portage Lake to name but a few wonderful oppurtunities.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 06, 2024 09:40 PM (QXQ4l)

23 I feel like NM or NJ could soon maybe swing red ... but yes love the look of that map!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 06, 2024 09:40 PM (s3qiR)

24 A story about a police chase through school recess with no video? That's just mean man.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at November 06, 2024 09:40 PM (Z8Yh2)

25 * doffs cap *

Thanks for running the overnight show for us for so long, MisHum!

Posted by: mikeski at November 06, 2024 09:40 PM (DgGvY)

26 I really don't care if they are here legally or not. Send their sorry asses back to where they came from.

One of the things we are going to find out shortly after Trump takes office is that a whole bunch of the invaders are not "illegal" because the Junta classified them as refugees.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2024 09:40 PM (oZhjI)

27 Drunk, naked, and poo-covered is no way to go through life, son.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at November 06, 2024 09:41 PM (kpS4V)

28 Interesting, so from that Quote, Bill Barr does NOT believe in the rule of law. He is willing to put the law aside, if someone is popular enough... or.. as when he was AG, maybe NOT popular enough.

That is an interesting take on the Law, from someone who was the highest law enforcement Officer of this country.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 09:41 PM (QAkQ3)

29 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2024 09:41 PM (WXNFJ)

30 Good evening morons and how wonderful for you mh

Indeed you were a fine successor to Maetenloch. I will miss Zappa month but I am glad you busted on Yoko in your penultimate post.

Thank you
Gracias
Спасибо
Bedankt
Danke

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 06, 2024 09:41 PM (RIvkX)

31 And good evening MisHum.

AND what a damn fine evening it is.

GLASSES UP!!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 06, 2024 09:41 PM (TDvv2)

32 10 “Wet Ass Pussy” rapper and Kamala Harris supporter Cardi B lashed out at Trump voters over the President-elect’s resounding victory on Tuesday, claiming in a since-deleted video: “This is why some of y’all states be getting hurricanes.”

Diddy 'freak off' participant says what?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

#WHORESCIENCE

She needs to go back to what she is designed to do. Lesbian pron.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 06, 2024 09:41 PM (sAmhv)

33 Didn't Dave in FL predict 312 EVs?

With tha AZ count done, that's the number. Swing state sweep.
Posted by: M. Gaga

Yes, he's been doing donuts on Kamala's lawn for a while now.

Deservedly so.

Posted by: mikeski at November 06, 2024 09:41 PM (DgGvY)

34 As runner noted last thread, the German government collapsed today, in the sense that one of the coalition parties (what passes for libertarian over there) broke away from the others (the Social Democrats and the Greens) over economic differences.

The lefties will probably pass some short-term spending bills to stay in power for a few more months, but it seems likely that early elections will have to be called, probably in the spring.

Hard to tell what will happen, but I'd guess a new coalition in which the Christian Democrats play a large role; the Greens are increasingly hated because of their destructive energy policies, and the Social Democrats aren't much more popular. However, the Christian Democrats will almost certainly have to partner with one of those parties, because the alternative is a coalition with the AfD, and they won't do that.

In other words, rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 06, 2024 09:42 PM (jGGMD)

35 Dang I read the content. I bet I’m 100.

Posted by: Eromero at November 06, 2024 09:42 PM (LHPAg)

36 MisHum, thanks for making the ONT happen for the last 8 years.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 06, 2024 09:43 PM (lUFok)

37 Thanks for the great work you have done for us, MisHum!

Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2024 09:44 PM (i0F8b)

38 I'm sad to see you depart as ONT host, MisHum, but you have done your time in the trenches and I appreciate the classy-as-fuck content.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at November 06, 2024 09:44 PM (kpS4V)

39 35 Dang I read the content. I bet I’m 100.
Posted by: Eromero at November 06, 2024 09:42 PM (LHPAg)

So, yer saying you are 10 10s??

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 09:44 PM (QAkQ3)

40 Can't believe it's been 8 years already.

Time flies.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2024 09:44 PM (mzM2O)

41 Gordon @AltcoinGordon
“Is it too late to do Rogan?”

https://tinyurl.com/mrx9h67e
IMAGE

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 06, 2024 09:44 PM (hovnC)

42 A drunk, naked and poo-covered [51 year old] Brit

Between this guy and "Sasha" Yates a few nights ago, this generation really isn't covering itself in glory.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2024 09:44 PM (gKWVE)

43 One of the things we are going to find out shortly after Trump takes office is that a whole bunch of the invaders are not "illegal" because the Junta classified them as refugees.

Yeah Vance went over the legal tricks the Biden administration was doing classifying "refugees" from totally fine nations that don't qualify under any sane sense of the word.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 09:45 PM (Hh1ER)

44 -
But it has now been revealed that the explosives were reportedly hidden in a shipment containing erotic gadgets and massage pillows, as they were used as cover to smuggle highly dangerous incendiary devices onto cargo routes destined for Western Europe.
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Are these thingies powered by lithium batteries?
Are not lithium batteries, on their own, "incendiary devices"?

Posted by: irright at November 06, 2024 09:45 PM (rcc2P)

45 Thanks, MisHum. Won't be the same without you.

Posted by: Gref at November 06, 2024 09:45 PM (aBgBM)

46 My favorite Yoko Ono song is "Tnuc a Si Nna1rat1namuh C1porhtnas1m"

It's Viet, you wouldn't understand.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 06, 2024 09:45 PM (IG4Id)

47 I will miss your ONTs, MisHum! Who is big enough to fill your shoes now?

Posted by: Piper at November 06, 2024 09:45 PM (p4NUW)

48 8 Years of ONTs? isn't that like 56 in Moron Years?

Or... was that dogs...

/looks confuselated

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 09:46 PM (QAkQ3)

49 I appreciate the classy-as-fuck content.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at November 06, 2024 09:44 PM (kpS4V)
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Comment of the Week
/since we have to do that for our selves now.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 06, 2024 09:46 PM (RIvkX)

50 Oh my.
The sadness, it grieves.

Thanks for all the ONT (and this one of course)!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 06, 2024 09:46 PM (qNR+I)

51 Yeah Vance went over the legal tricks the Biden administration was doing classifying "refugees" from totally fine nations that don't qualify under any sane sense of the word.

If the US has normal relations with your government and we are in fact funding you and even one person from that country is qualified as a refugee Trump should have EVERYONE in Biden's State Department arrest for crimes against humanity.

Let them explain there were none...then send the invaders back home

Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2024 09:46 PM (oZhjI)

52 Happy trails, love the ONT- muchos gracias!

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 06, 2024 09:47 PM (odcDF)

53 You're leaving prior to Zappa month? How will we get are Dec supply of Zappa brilliance and lunacy? I mean, we'll have to do that chore ourselves. That's terrible!

It was nice having you run things here. Enjoy your now free evenings.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 06, 2024 09:47 PM (sAmhv)

54 Adam Bennett Schiff

seems he is holding on to his seat in Commiefornia.

May he return to DC to a stack of SOPENAS upon his desk and Federal Marshalls outside his door.

Payback is a Bitch...

Time to permanently wipe the smile off of his clown face.

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 06, 2024 09:47 PM (TDvv2)

55 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 09:45 PM (Hh1ER)

Gotta love liberal lawyers and their understanding of the basic concept of law!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 06, 2024 09:47 PM (hOUT3)

56 Drunk, naked, and poo-covered is no way to go through life, son.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

It's okay right at the end, though.

Posted by: J. Robinette Biden at November 06, 2024 09:47 PM (DgGvY)

57 Thank you, God bless and goodnight.

Mis. Hum.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Gonna miss you on the ONTs.

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 06, 2024 09:47 PM (MsrgL)

58 Gloat gloat gloat. Morning in America. The Lord's will? Thank you.

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at November 06, 2024 09:47 PM (hftn9)

59 Cardi B’s insult appeared directed at voters in North Carolina, Georgia, and Florida — all of which went to President-elect Donald Trump on election night.

Yet another stoopid, worthless bint.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 06, 2024 09:47 PM (mH6SG)

60 Gotta watch out for fraudsters. Is Kristalina Georgieva a real person? Can you find a phone number for " Imf New York"? Usually, issues like these are not handled by email, but by regular mail. Do not contact by any phone number supplied in email as it could be fraudulent (but do search the number online).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 06, 2024 09:47 PM (ynpvh)

61 Where is that Lysenkoism guy, I would like an update on where Steiner is at. I heard some news but I would like zhir/zhe/zhit to confirm it.

Posted by: Maybe someday i'll choose a nick and stick with it! Certified dangerous radical at November 06, 2024 09:47 PM (89Sog)

62 Nooo! So sad to see you go MisHum! You have been my favorite ont cob for a long time! So appreciative of all the great content you have brought! Much love from a mostly lurker ette!!!

Posted by: Sugar Plum fairy at November 06, 2024 09:48 PM (G77LY)

63 Mis Hum, sorry to see you go (from the ONT, at least). This thread has been a regular touchstone for me as I unwind every night, and you never fail to remind me that regardless of the events of my day, the world can stand to be taken just a little less seriously.

Thank you, for everything.

Posted by: Ham Biscuits at November 06, 2024 09:48 PM (MDRYO)

64 Russell Bruce Moncrief (Scumbag, FL) is 75 years old. Impressive that he's even able to be a predator at this age. Distressing to think that he might have been a predator for so many decades.
I suggest he be staked out waist deep in the Everglades.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2024 09:48 PM (gKWVE)

65 47 I will miss your ONTs, MisHum! Who is big enough to fill your shoes now?
Posted by: Piper at November 06, 2024 09:45 PM (p4NUW)

Aww thanks.

The ONT was here before me and will continue afterwards.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 06, 2024 09:49 PM (QXQ4l)

66 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Sorry to see you leave the ONT, sir. Thanks for all the great content. Best wishes.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 06, 2024 09:49 PM (Rbu5d)

67 Good evening Horde and good evening MisHum.

Thank you for this ONT and for all the others. What a ride.

What a day to turn the page. Let the customary mourning period commence. See you on Saturday.

Posted by: TRex at November 06, 2024 09:49 PM (IQ6Gq)

68 Thank you MisHum for your years of service. How'd you like the bag of used gift bags from Ace's pantry given for your selfless service?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2024 09:49 PM (WXNFJ)

69 Anyone else going to leftist forums and telling them "we" all need to demand an investigation into where the missing 20M votes for Biden went?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2024 09:49 PM (oZhjI)

70 Trump's big 250 birthday bash is one immediately in the eye for the 1619 Loser Brigade.

But he probably doesn't know that because he doesn't do his homework and just gets lucky all the time.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 09:49 PM (ksjMr)

71 Also, why is the so-called head of the IMF emailing you?
https://www.imf.org/en/About/senior-officials/Bios/
kristalina-georgieva

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 06, 2024 09:49 PM (ynpvh)

72 I would love a break from massive influx of legal immigrants too, just like we did in the 1920's. I was told in school that this was due to rampant xenophobia but perhaps they wanted to assimilate them into American society. It might be easier if they were from similar (European) cultures too, though one may not speak of demographics.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at November 06, 2024 09:49 PM (kpS4V)

73 and you did great MisHum. thanks for the many laughs.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2024 09:50 PM (gKWVE)

74 Mis Hum, so sorry to see my favorite unguided missile retire, but you have been a gem in just so many ways. Look forward to the Sat AM coffee/prayer threads...thank you and your fabulous wife for everything, and hope to see you at future MoMes

Posted by: Grateful at November 06, 2024 09:50 PM (IQ6Gq)

75 I stayed up late last night for the bloodbath, but I’m up at 0400 for work. I am looking forward to seeing which bitch have developed a twitch or an itch.

Posted by: Eromero at November 06, 2024 09:50 PM (LHPAg)

76 I feel like NM or NJ could soon maybe swing red ... but yes love the look of that map!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 06, 2024 09:40 PM (s3qiR)

Someone on Reddit posted these numbers comparing '20 and '24; I don't vouch for them, but they reflect the trend we saw last night.

NY: D+23 to D+10
NJ: D+16 to D+4
IL: D+17 to D+8
CT: D+20 to D+10

It was also said this was the closest presidential election in Illinois since '88.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 06, 2024 09:50 PM (jGGMD)

77 68 Thank you MisHum for your years of service. How'd you like the bag of used gift bags from Ace's pantry given for your selfless service?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2024 09:49 PM (WXNFJ)

It was charming.
Very charming.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 06, 2024 09:50 PM (QXQ4l)

78 One of the things we are going to find out shortly after Trump takes office is that a whole bunch of the invaders are not "illegal" because the Junta classified them as refugees."

Then they can be reclassified again and sent packing.

Posted by: Maybe someday i'll choose a nick and stick with it! Certified dangerous radical at November 06, 2024 09:51 PM (89Sog)

79 Didn't Dave in FL predict 312 EVs? With that AZ count done, that's the number. Swing state sweep.
Posted by: M. Gaga

It's almost as if he KNOWS WHAT THE HELL HE IS TALKING ABOUT!!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2024 09:51 PM (WXNFJ)

80 Twas great having you do ONTs, MisHum.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 06, 2024 09:51 PM (ynpvh)

81 Thank you, God bless and goodnight.

Mis. Hum.

A heartfelt thank you for your dedication and contributions, MisHum.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 06, 2024 09:51 PM (mH6SG)

82 Off topic but on my mind- Nate Bargatze- is he the Bob Newhart of our time? (Well, I guess Bob Newhart is the Bob Newhart of my time, since I’m 29 now, but y’all know what I mean).

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 06, 2024 09:51 PM (odcDF)

83 Thanks for all the ONT threads mis-hum.

Posted by: PaleRider, deplorable basket of garbage at November 06, 2024 09:52 PM (CKOCg)

84 40 Can't believe it's been 8 years already.

Time flies.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2024 09:44 PM (mzM2O)

I found this place almost exactly 8 years ago. As best I can recall, the ONT Thread was pretty much an open thread, titled SOOT or SNOT (Saturday or Sunday Overnight Open Thread or S--- Night Open Thread), MOOT, etc. I think there was a Late Night Thread every early AM. Yup, Time Flies.

Posted by: Gref at November 06, 2024 09:52 PM (aBgBM)

85 74 Mis Hum, so sorry to see my favorite unguided missile retire, but you have been a gem in just so many ways. Look forward to the Sat AM coffee/prayer threads...thank you and your fabulous wife for everything, and hope to see you at future MoMes
Posted by: Grateful at November 06, 2024 09:50 PM (IQ6Gq)

Unguided missile? I like that one. Thank you.

Hoping to make the NOVAMoMe next spring/summer 2025

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 06, 2024 09:53 PM (QXQ4l)

86 54 Adam Bennett Schiff

seems he is holding on to his seat in Commiefornia.

May he return to DC to a stack of SOPENAS upon his desk and Federal Marshalls outside his door.

Payback is a Bitch...

Time to permanently wipe the smile off of his clown face.
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 06, 2024 09:47 PM (TDvv2)

The Debate clause is supposed to protect Congressmen when they are debating in Congress... its not supposed to be a shield from Libel...

Someone needs to sue for his out of the Capitol lies.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 09:53 PM (QAkQ3)

87 Swing state sweep.
But remember Biden got 81M votes because everyone hates Drump and loves the Democrats

Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2024 09:53 PM (oZhjI)

88 Thanks for all your hard work.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2024 09:53 PM (uxCna)

89 Thanks Mis Hum

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at November 06, 2024 09:53 PM (xcxpd)

90 Dissident Media @DissidentMedia
You guys worked hard for this. As a reward here is Liberal Tears; a 2024 Compilation.
You are welcome.

https://tinyurl.com/ykdcckzf
4:07 minutes
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Does anybody have a link to that compilation video that shows liberal feminist tiktok people screaming and ranting hysterically all at the same time? I want to inject it into my veins.

I found it:
https://youtu.be/tbES3Rbs9Wk
Posted by: Caiwyn

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 06, 2024 09:53 PM (hovnC)

91 Not sure what it will be like not having the threat of Yoko over our heads all the time.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2024 09:54 PM (mzM2O)

92 Jeez who's gonna find all the ONT WTFs?

Posted by: M. Gaga at November 06, 2024 09:54 PM (ZtgZZ)

93 87 Swing state sweep.
But remember Biden got 81M votes because everyone hates Drump and loves the Democrats

Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2024 09:53 PM (oZhjI)

There was a large spike in dead and imaginary voters, especially in swing states, in 2020.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 06, 2024 09:54 PM (ynpvh)

94 79 Didn't Dave in FL predict 312 EVs? With that AZ count done, that's the number. Swing state sweep.
Posted by: M. Gaga

It's almost as if he KNOWS WHAT THE HELL HE IS TALKING ABOUT!!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2024 09:51 PM (WXNFJ)

I had the pleasure to meet Dave at the TXMoMe. It was really interesting to hear him talk about the election a couple of weeks out. Very intelligent guy.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 06, 2024 09:55 PM (QXQ4l)

95 But remember Biden got 81M votes because everyone hates Drump and loves the Democrats

Many Democrats are claiming that the election was stolen, since the 15 million extra Democratic ballots in 2020 weren't available this time around.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2024 09:55 PM (uxCna)

96 Top pic: Tim Walz heading out to do some huntin'?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 06, 2024 09:55 PM (0eaVi)

97 91 Not sure what it will be like not having the threat of Yoko over our heads all the time.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2024 09:54 PM (mzM2O)

Better the devil you know than you don't?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 06, 2024 09:55 PM (QXQ4l)

98 With congrats to Mis Hum, I'd still feel better if your retirement was deferred to January 21st.

'Cause on the 20th, our Nation will once again be in Good Hands.

And our ONT shall then be safe.

Either way, you have my thanks and my gratitude for your many years of bearing the load, here!

*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 06, 2024 09:56 PM (Xo+UM)

99 Didn't Dave in FL predict 312 EVs? With that AZ count done, that's the number. Swing state sweep.
Posted by: M. Gaga

>It's almost as if he KNOWS WHAT THE HELL HE IS TALKING ABOUT!!

Yeah, I owe Dave in FL an apology. I never directly challenged him to the best of my memory, but after the disappointment of '22, I was much more skeptical of what he was saying this time around.

He really nailed it, though. Excellent work.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 06, 2024 09:56 PM (jGGMD)

100 Mis Hum. We will mis you.

Posted by: RI Red at November 06, 2024 09:56 PM (sGZEA)

101 There was a large spike in dead and imaginary voters, especially in swing states, in 2020.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 06, 2024 09:54 PM (ynpvh)

Them voters don't know nothin' or they woulda voted for me.

Posted by: Jive Turkey at November 06, 2024 09:57 PM (gKWVE)

102 Will a doubled-up ONT last for two nights?

Boggled brains want to know.

Howdy, y'all. Ready for what comes next?

Posted by: mindful webworker - victory toots! at November 06, 2024 09:57 PM (qEJZH)

103 I admit to being pretty happy today.

When I bought the Gorilla Channel for almost nothing in 2021, they laughed.

They're not laughing now.

Posted by: Miklosian Investments SA de CV at November 06, 2024 09:57 PM (khrpa)

104 MisHum, I suspect you have a soft spot for Yoko.

With Commie Lennon's Les Paul in the mix, she's only producing the second most awful sound.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 06, 2024 09:57 PM (8AONa)

105 Better the devil you know than you don't?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 06, 2024 09:55 PM (QXQ4l

It was almost reassuring, yes.

Maybe the next warden will have their own Yoko.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2024 09:57 PM (mzM2O)

106 Mis. Hum., like Maetenloch before you, have left foot-gloves that will fit no other. Thank you.
Sincerely.

Posted by: irright at November 06, 2024 09:57 PM (rcc2P)

107 But it has now been revealed that the explosives were reportedly hidden in a shipment containing erotic gadgets and massage pillows, as they were used as cover to smuggle highly dangerous incendiary devices onto cargo routes destined for Western Europe.

This was allegedly done by Russian intelligence services.

It would be just like the evil Russkies to exploit erotic gadgets and massage pillows for evil purposes.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2024 09:58 PM (uxCna)

108 Top pic: Tim Walz heading out to do some huntin'?

Pretty sure he does his hunting in middle school boy's locker rooms.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2024 09:58 PM (oZhjI)

109 Oh, no! So sad that you’re leaving!

I DO have one question, though…

You said you wish to PUBLICLY thank our gracious host.

But what are you going to tell him privately? 😬

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2024 09:58 PM (Y2NGV)

110 Then they can be reclassified again and sent packing.
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Yeah, I think it was based on some order of Biden's and not taking the real refugee law and twisting it so it should be easy to revoke it.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 06, 2024 09:59 PM (hovnC)

111 Are you scaling back to spend more time on misanthropy, or humanitarianism

Posted by: Don Black at November 06, 2024 10:00 PM (/7KEl)

112 Aww... thanks and happy trails, MisHum!

youtube.com/watch?v=KmE7gVkK14I

Posted by: JQ at November 06, 2024 10:00 PM (njWTi)

113 You will be sorely missed her in this HQ timeslot, MH. God bless.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 06, 2024 10:00 PM (mH6SG)

114 Damn Mis.Hum! You've been my fave CoB 😔🤒☹☹☹!
And I was having such a great day...
Well, I guess I'll have to participate on Saturday mornings.
I hope the next guy is just as good....
And, dammit, what happens to Zappa month?!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 06, 2024 10:00 PM (pJkG9)

115 You've done a great job with the ONT. I still lurked but didn't comment for a few years post a sort of lobotomy from becoming a grandmother, and a 3yr remodel of a new house while living it amongst random strange men arriving daily. I hate to see you leave.

Loved the Hitler video. I almost forgot about Tay Swifties. This made me laugh more. My new DIL is a Swiftie, but otherwise we love her. I stay quiet about it, but rather shocking that she has something missing to like TayTay. On the bright side, neither of our DIL's are weird and scream/weep into tik tok (that I am aware of). They are pretty and intelligent women who add to our outstanding gene pool.

Am still not tired of the weeping, weird wimmen who are in shock that Kamkook lost. And there will no longer be healthcare for women, whether for their thyroid or reproductive organs, men own them all. All I can possibly suggest for them at present is a rape whistle. For many, they will never need to use it from what I have seen under the snot and nose rings and green hair. But what do I know? I don't think random illegals would be afraid of the whistle vs a gun...but they are hopefully deporting themselves today. Bastards.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 06, 2024 10:00 PM (gi+MR)

116 "and I think Attorney General Garland and the state prosecutors should respect the people’s decision and dismiss the cases against President Trump now.”

Actually, Letitia James doubled down on the lawfare threats against Trump after Trump was announced the winner.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2024 10:00 PM (uxCna)

117 Thanks for a dandy final ONT, Mis Hum! Honestly, I will miss your posts. And you have expanded my musical knowledge vastly.

I've enjoyed your postings since you took the reins from Maet. Each post is a reflection of you and all have been appreciated.

Enjoy retirement and I look forward to the Saturday morning coffee thread and prayer revival.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 06, 2024 10:01 PM (rxCpr)

118 Well,

that's what I get for jumping too far afield with the openings.

Shock. But you have been the most welcomed Moderator on the ONT for some of years that I have been here...and I have been here awhile indeed.

You have posted up some of the most FAMOUS/Remarkable ONT's EVER!!! That I will say.

The world turns and time moves on...time moves on...

Yes, will miss you much.

Thank you from heart MisHum.

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 06, 2024 10:01 PM (TDvv2)

119 Actually, Letitia James doubled down on the lawfare threats against Trump after Trump was announced the winner.

==

too stupid to get subtle hints; I am sure someone will explain to her a thing or two fairly soon

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 10:02 PM (V13WU)

120 Roseanne Barr on celebrity endorsements:

https://tinyurl.com/wwh4ynmx
IMAGE

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 06, 2024 10:02 PM (hovnC)

121 Wow. Thank you MisHum for the many, many nights of entertainment you've brought all of us. Not gonna lie, will miss the hell out of your ONTs.

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 06, 2024 10:03 PM (vJiyU)

122 oh MisHum, we are going to miss you on the ONT. Yours are the best! Life is full of seasons, and apparently your ONT season is done. On to the next thing, and may it be a blessing to you.
I have so enjoyed your ONTs. Thank you for all the time and effort.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at November 06, 2024 10:03 PM (1TzeS)

123 Awww. MisHum. Thanks for all the great threads.

Dammit, we have to find room in the barrel rafters to retire his jersey, you mooks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 06, 2024 10:03 PM (bss/y)

124 106 Mis. Hum., like Maetenloch before you, have left foot-gloves that will fit no other. Thank you.
Sincerely.
Posted by: irright at November 06, 2024 09:57 PM (rcc2P)

You're welcome, I tried to live up to Maet's top notch quality ONTs.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 06, 2024 10:04 PM (QXQ4l)

125 too stupid to get subtle hints; I am sure someone will explain to her a thing or two fairly soon

She is truly an idiot.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2024 10:04 PM (uxCna)

126 Sorry I'm late, I had to see a doctor about this schadenboner.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 06, 2024 10:04 PM (FVLcK)

127 Ohhhhhh I get it now

So manufacturing 15 million votes that’s impossible and to suggest otherwise means you get censored and thrown in prison

But disappearing 15 million? Totes easy to do

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at November 06, 2024 10:04 PM (M7vhK)

128 121 Wow. Thank you MisHum for the many, many nights of entertainment you've brought all of us. Not gonna lie, will miss the hell out of your ONTs.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 06, 2024 10:03 PM (vJiyU)

I damn near called you.
Lot of saw dust in the air today.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 06, 2024 10:04 PM (QXQ4l)

129 MisHum is best MisHum.

Posted by: Miklosian opinions at November 06, 2024 10:04 PM (khrpa)

130 Cardi B’s insult appeared directed at voters in North Carolina, Georgia, and Florida — all of which went to President-elect Donald Trump on election night.

Yet another stoopid, worthless bint.
Posted by: Notorious BFD
=====

They prefer the term "worthless two-bit whore".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 06, 2024 10:05 PM (/lPRQ)

131 Oh no! Sorry to see you moving on MH. But hopefully it's to bigger and better things.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 06, 2024 09:32 PM (jGGMD)

Yes! He's going to be our chief editor and beta reader on A Literary Horde!!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 06, 2024 10:05 PM (0eaVi)

132 MIS HUM!!!!

I loved all your ONTs.
So glad you're still doing the Coffee Threads.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 06, 2024 10:05 PM (7gFa4)

133 She is truly an idiot.

Wait until I sentence Trump to Rikers at the end of the month.

Tee, hee!

Posted by: "Judge" Merchan, An Even Bigger Idiot! at November 06, 2024 10:05 PM (uxCna)

134 Neat story, following up on blue-state returns.

NYC's Asian-American population is apparently breaking red. Republicans picked up a state Senate seat in southern Brooklyn, which has a very heavy Chinese population, and came within six points of doing the same in a demographically similar district in Queens.

The people who have commented on this attribute it to a couple of factors: a reaction to the Burn Loot Murder riots, the building of migrant shelters in Asian neighborhoods, and local GOP pols taking an open anti-affirmative action stance. Either way, it seems real. The Republican winner in Brooklyn (an ex-cop, and also Chinese) had only $10k in funds, as opposed to the incumbent's half-million treasury, and it didn't matter.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 06, 2024 10:05 PM (jGGMD)

135 I would really like to see Trump find some way to get Elon Musk a diplomatic passport.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 06, 2024 10:05 PM (FVLcK)

136 >>A drunk, naked and poo-covered Brit...

Is there any other kind?

Posted by: Roy at November 06, 2024 10:05 PM (z+ik4)

137 Actually, Letitia James doubled down on the lawfare threats against Trump after Trump was announced the winner.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Letitia, read the room sweetie. Career advancement is not on this path.

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 06, 2024 10:05 PM (vJiyU)

138 Are we ready to mix things up?

Posted by: Gabriel Galor at November 06, 2024 10:06 PM (1FWWQ)

139 Aw, Mis Hum....now I have the sads.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 06, 2024 10:06 PM (xOnCy)

140 86 54 Adam Bennett Schiff

seems he is holding on to his seat in Commiefornia.

May he return to DC to a stack of SOPENAS upon his desk and Federal Marshalls outside his door.

Payback is a Bitch...

Time to permanently wipe the smile off of his clown face.
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 06, 2024 09:47 PM (TDvv2)

The Debate clause is supposed to protect Congressmen when they are debating in Congress... its not supposed to be a shield from Libel...

Someone needs to sue for his out of the Capitol lies.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 09:53 PM (QAkQ3)

Shifty Schiff knows a lot about his friend Ed Buck and the Standard Hotel. I may forget what day it is, but I remember stuff like this. And in 2012 I have no doubt at all I drove you all insane with my Rain Man knowlege of Benghazi. My sons and husband I think were nearing some sort of intervention. Perhaps getting me real drunk on Junipero Gin, which is a legal anesthetic in a martini.

Put Shiff and his buddies right out there in the open. I'll be ready.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 06, 2024 10:06 PM (gi+MR)

141 Thanks for the ONTs MisHum. Sad news, but you've earned your retirement from this duty. We'll see you around and on Saturdays.

That bookshelf/coffin thing is clever, but seems like a lot of work. But I guess you only have to convert it once?

I think a Murphy bed and a couple of nails would be easier. That smell? A mouse must have died in the wall. Yeah, that's it...

Posted by: haffhowershower at November 06, 2024 10:06 PM (NMT5x)

142 119 Actually, Letitia James doubled down on the lawfare threats against Trump after Trump was announced the winner.

==

too stupid to get subtle hints; I am sure someone will explain to her a thing or two fairly soon

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 10:02 PM (V13WU)

I think she said that crap simply to get into a MSM news cycle after being ignored for months

Posted by: Gref at November 06, 2024 10:06 PM (aBgBM)

143 96 Top pic: Tim Walz heading out to do some huntin'?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 06, 2024 09:55 PM (0eaVi)
----
Nah -- that's a stick figure.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, sono tutti bastoni at November 06, 2024 10:06 PM (i0xsb)

144 Bookcase converts to coffin? But what is to be done with all the books? Always a flaw in the ointment.

Wait...

Resigning? Really?

I must think more about this before I can write again.
WOW.
*salute*

Posted by: mindful webworker - but might buy this anyway at November 06, 2024 10:07 PM (qEJZH)

145 Thank you Mis Hum for so many great ONTs!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 06, 2024 10:07 PM (BLOW1)

146 My Hitler link...

The 🐰🕳️ @TheHoleTweet
🚨 Breaking News!!! 🚨
On the eve of the election, the DNC has called an emergency meeting. Our hidden cameras have captured the chaos that has ensued. Stay tuned for more updates. 😮

https://tinyurl.com/cj37zspz
3:09 minutes; not the full scene -- it ends with the mom consoling the daughter in the hallway cut-away.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 06, 2024 10:07 PM (hovnC)

147 The Mr. Larry Wayne Ellis?

I wish I could entrust all my funds to Mr. Larry Wayne Ellis. But I already gave it for safekeeping to Prince Umballi Shektu IV, praise and blessings be upon all his modalities.

Posted by: God's Own Idiot at November 06, 2024 10:07 PM (SSEhk)

148 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Gift Ideas For Ace.

Ikea's Dödbokhylla didn't take off outside of Sweden, really. Too Scandinavian.

Posted by: mikeski at November 06, 2024 10:07 PM (DgGvY)

149 Awww. MisHum. Thanks for all the great threads.

Dammit, we have to find room in the barrel rafters to retire his jersey, you mooks.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Not in the barrel!
It'll get all sticky!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 06, 2024 10:07 PM (qNR+I)

150 Are you scaling back to spend more time on misanthropy, or humanitarianism
Posted by: Don Black

If he's bowing out now, I think it's for ice fishing.

Posted by: mikeski at November 06, 2024 10:08 PM (DgGvY)

151 Ok...new respect for Bill Barr. He gets it, in a way I didn't get it.

It makes perfect sense. It's a giant court of public opinion and the giant jury found PDJT not guilty and capable of leading the country.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 10:08 PM (fV+MH)

152 [Cardi B] really seems like a nice decent person down deep. Deep in the pit of hell that is.

So... you sayin I din't get the ONT job?

Posted by: Cardi B at November 06, 2024 10:09 PM (gKWVE)

153 NYC's Asian-American population is apparently breaking red.

A third of NYC voted for Trump.

A third.

Fortunately, 92% of DC still voted for the Democrat.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2024 10:09 PM (uxCna)

154 I am glad I made it to this most special ONT and partook in its history. With that, I was up WAY past my bewitching hour last night and somehow made it through early strength training classes. But now I am wilting and am off to bed.

Thank you again, MisHum. I can’t imagine the hours this must take to curate for our refined palates. Good night!

Posted by: Piper at November 06, 2024 10:09 PM (p4NUW)

155 MisHum, gonna miss your delightful ONTs! Please stick around 🙏😊❤

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at November 06, 2024 10:10 PM (SRRAx)

156 Thanks for all the work, MH.

Posted by: Methos at November 06, 2024 10:10 PM (Dnobf)

157
I really don't care if they are here legally or not. Send their sorry asses back to where they came from.

8 Foreigners Caught Looting as Flooding Ravaged Tennessee

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Sure. Send them back. In a sweltering shipping container. After hanging them all together by the neck, from a large steel ring around the capstone of the Washington monument.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2024 10:10 PM (7oYYI)

158 Sorry to see you going, Mis Hum. Thanks for all the great ONT's.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 06, 2024 10:10 PM (FVLcK)

159 Mis Hum,

Thanks for all of the girthy ONT content over the years!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 06, 2024 10:10 PM (HlyYF)

160 116 "and I think Attorney General Garland and the state prosecutors should respect the people’s decision and dismiss the cases against President Trump now.”

Actually, Letitia James doubled down on the lawfare threats against Trump after Trump was announced the winner.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2024 10:00 PM (uxCna)

Yeah, just go ahead and ignore the clear will of the people. That always goes well for elected officials, right?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 06, 2024 10:10 PM (YrTFn)

161 153 NYC's Asian-American population is apparently breaking red.

A third of NYC voted for Trump.

A third.

Fortunately, 92% of DC still voted for the Democrat.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2024 10:09 PM (uxCna)

All the GOPe cucks in DC were in the 92%

Posted by: Gref at November 06, 2024 10:11 PM (aBgBM)

162 The only celebrity endorsement that meant anything to me was by Mel Gibson. He said that Kam "Has the IQ of a fence post."

I was already voting Trump/Vance, but this put it over the top for me. He is my #2 guy after the dude I married.

I think endorsements are bullshite. Who cares? Seriously? I don't care who Tay Swift votes for, altho I do think that football guy is her beard.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 06, 2024 10:11 PM (gi+MR)

163 MisHum, sent you an e-mail.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 06, 2024 10:11 PM (0eaVi)

164 Mis. Hum thanks for the IQ boost.

Posted by: waepnedmann at November 06, 2024 10:11 PM (llkPt)

165 Mis. Hum, abandoning the Werner personality entirely for a moment, I just want to say that you have been an awesome crafter of ONTs , and I, like so many here, have greatly enjoyed your work. You will be very much missed, and we find solace that you'll still be here in the Saturday Morning Coffee Break and Prayer Revival. May God bless you and yours, and I admire the classy and graceful way that you're making this transition.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at November 06, 2024 10:11 PM (tmPIh)

166 I've seen a couple of variants of a superhero poster featuring Trump, Elon, Vivek, JD, Kennedy, and Tulsi.

I know that Tulsi isn't overly popular around here, but she looks good in the Wonder Woman costume.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2024 10:11 PM (W5ArC)

167 Goodnight, Horde,

Goodnight MisHum.

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 06, 2024 10:11 PM (TDvv2)

168 Thank you Mis Hum for the many years of great ONTs. Yoko on your final, you dirty rotten!

Posted by: scampydog at November 06, 2024 10:11 PM (41CYW)

169 145 Thank you Mis Hum for so many great ONTs!
Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 06, 2024 10:07 PM (BLOW1)

Thanks Pixy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 06, 2024 10:12 PM (QXQ4l)

170 Whoever recommended the bacon from Aldi, I love you.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 10:13 PM (ksjMr)

171 I damn near called you.
Lot of saw dust in the air today.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra

What a coinky dink, but I figured you were getting phone shelled with the good news from last night. I know I was!

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 06, 2024 10:13 PM (vJiyU)

172 Tips cap to Mis Hum ...

***doffs cap in a westerly direction***

Ya done a bang up job filling in for Maet.

Does this mean you'll get a Hitler Rant video upon leaving the chair like Maet did?

Posted by: browndog sits up and takes notice at November 06, 2024 10:13 PM (TTAGa)

173 >>> 160 116 "and I think Attorney General Garland and the state prosecutors should respect the people’s decision and dismiss the cases against President Trump now.”

Actually, Letitia James doubled down on the lawfare threats against Trump after Trump was announced the winner.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2024 10:00 PM (uxCna)

Yeah, just go ahead and ignore the clear will of the people. That always goes well for elected officials, right?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 06, 2024 10:10 PM (YrTFn)

Someone should tell her about the Ceaușescus. It's a Christmas story!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 10:13 PM (zlGo9)

174 Thanks for the many, many ONTs, MisHum.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at November 06, 2024 10:13 PM (hCzfy)

175 -
92% of DC still voted for the Democrat.
-

My tiny county went 180 degrees out of phase with that.
I know a sizable portion of the voters, and no surprise here.

Posted by: irright at November 06, 2024 10:13 PM (rcc2P)

176 I'll still be here on Saturday mornings posting The Classical Saturday Morning Coffee Break & Prayer Revival. And if the other Cobs need a sub, you will see me filling in.

Thank you, God bless and goodnight.

Mis. Hum.
~~~~
You filled some big shoes over the last 8+ years, and you put your own indelible stamp on the ONT. It was a pleasure getting to see your creations night after night, but all good things must end. Luckily, I know that the next curator of the ONT will make it their own as well, and I'll love it.

Enjoy your evenings again.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 06, 2024 10:13 PM (5w4FU)

177 One of the things we are going to find out shortly after Trump takes office is that a whole bunch of the invaders are not "illegal" because the Junta classified them as refugees."

Then they can be reclassified again and sent packing.
Posted by: Maybe someday i'll choose a nick and stick with it! Certified dangerous radical at November 06, 2024 09:51 PM (89Sog)

Reclassify them as Chinese citizens and send them over in modified shipping containers. It's the least we can do to repay them for their cheap crap.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 06, 2024 10:14 PM (VNX3d)

178

All the GOPe cucks in DC were in the 92%
Posted by: Gref

They know if Trump/Vance and Musk really roll the gov up they are all off the gravy train of our tax money.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 06, 2024 10:14 PM (qNR+I)

179 Thank you Mis Hum for all the things!

Sorry to see you go!!!!!

You did awesome!

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 10:14 PM (fV+MH)

180 172 Tips cap to Mis Hum ...

***doffs cap in a westerly direction***

Ya done a bang up job filling in for Maet.

Does this mean you'll get a Hitler Rant video upon leaving the chair like Maet did?

You will have to ask WeirdDave about that. He was the creator behind that IIRC

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 06, 2024 10:14 PM (QXQ4l)

181 The 8% of DC voters who went for Trump were Beltway catamites hoping to be liberated.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2024 10:14 PM (7oYYI)

182 attn: Show Me State 'rons:

You really need to be a Missourian, who endured all 8 years of Senator Claire McCaskill, to experience the orgasmic JOY of watching her WEEP on MSNBC last night!

Tasty liberal tears... LITERALLY!

Posted by: mnw at November 06, 2024 10:14 PM (NLIak)

183 Thanks for all the great threads MisHum! Good times.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2024 10:15 PM (W5ArC)

184 Thanks for all the ONTs

Posted by: wodun at November 06, 2024 10:15 PM (kmNtT)

185 173 >>> 160 116 "and I think Attorney General Garland and the state prosecutors should respect the people’s decision and dismiss the cases against President Trump now.”

Actually, Letitia James doubled down on the lawfare threats against Trump after Trump was announced the winner.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2024 10:00 PM (uxCna)

Yeah, just go ahead and ignore the clear will of the people. That always goes well for elected officials, right?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 06, 2024 10:10 PM (YrTFn)

Someone should tell her about the Ceaușescus. It's a Christmas story!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 10:13 PM (zlGo9)

Cosplay gone ~~wrong~~ wild.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 06, 2024 10:15 PM (QXQ4l)

186 Whoever recommended the bacon from Aldi, I love you.
Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 10:13 PM (ksjMr)pads.

=====

You and your Aldi privilege...

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 06, 2024 10:15 PM (xOnCy)

187 The 8% of DC voters who went for Trump were Beltway catamites hoping to be liberated.

Jokes on them! They're not old enough to vote.

Posted by: the Bulwark at November 06, 2024 10:15 PM (gKWVE)

188 Are you scaling back to spend more time on misanthropy, or humanitarianism

Don Black, asking the questions that need to be asked

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 10:15 PM (Hh1ER)

189 182 correction:

sb "all 12 years"

Posted by: mnw at November 06, 2024 10:16 PM (NLIak)

190 MisHum, thank you for graciously hosting us these past years. I have enjoyed your ONTs.

Posted by: Emmie at November 06, 2024 10:17 PM (Sf2cq)

191 We shop at walmart but there is an aldi on the way. Investigate I must.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at November 06, 2024 10:17 PM (Z8Yh2)

192 188 Are you scaling back to spend more time on misanthropy, or humanitarianism

Don Black, asking the questions that need to be asked
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 10:15 PM (Hh1ER)

Chasing crappies and walleyes.
So that is misanthropy but I'll be out of the house and the Fabulous will have her time, so that is humanitarianism.

Or as HR would say, "win-win"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 06, 2024 10:17 PM (QXQ4l)

193 You really need to be a Missourian, who endured all 8 years of Senator Claire McCaskill, to experience the orgasmic JOY of watching her WEEP on MSNBC last night!

Tasty liberal tears... LITERALLY!

Posted by: mnw at November 06, 2024 10:14 PM (NLIak)

Oh damn, I didn't see that. I'll have to look that up later.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 06, 2024 10:17 PM (jGGMD)

194 I wish I could entrust all my funds to Mr. Larry Wayne Ellis. But I already gave it for safekeeping to Prince Umballi Shektu IV, praise and blessings be upon all his modalities.
Posted by: Own Idiot

I got your modalities right here

Posted by: Prof. Dr. Chikoananda Wnankpa, with Healing Remedies for all Modalities at November 06, 2024 10:18 PM (khrpa)

195 Wow! A lot to process here. Thanks for being here, and conducting some awesome ONT's, MisHum.

Regarding that "incendiary" story: anyone else notice that the "suspect" in the photo looks a lot like the "German Intelligence Chief" with the rainbow flag lapel badge? I smell a false flag.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2024 10:18 PM (mWEDI)

196 Ah, that sucks. Happy trails, MisHum.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2024 10:18 PM (7oYYI)

197 That magnificent bastard is going out on a high note.

That's class.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 10:19 PM (fV+MH)

198 Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 @TheRicanMemes
Robert De Niro gets the news that Donald Trump is the 47th President of the United States 🤣🤣

https://tinyurl.com/3h6f25dn
17 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 06, 2024 10:19 PM (hovnC)

199 Well done Dave!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2024 10:19 PM (W/lyH)

200 Fortunately, 92% of DC still voted for the Democrat.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2024 10:09 PM (uxCna)

Yeah, that's not telling at all. We totally don't need to dismantle the Fedgov.

Posted by: leb at November 06, 2024 10:20 PM (VNr/1)

201 In one of those videos that you linked, the Donald is talking about how amazing his children are. Years ago there was some tv show on where the tv guy was questioning Trump's butler. It was some tv magazine type show. The butler raved about how wonderful Trump's children are. The guy from the show kept pushing the butler to say something more about Trump, perhaps negative. All the butler would talk about was how well raised the children are.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 06, 2024 10:20 PM (0Htd1)

202 The People of Novdu are congratulate American Peoples for wise decision. The grandfathers are drink new wine, the grandmothers are cook celebratory foods, the youths are frolick as is our custom.

Posted by: Official Novdu Informations at November 06, 2024 10:20 PM (khrpa)

203 Finally a pronoun. Got it.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at November 06, 2024 10:20 PM (Z8Yh2)

204 Ok...new respect for Bill Barr. He gets it, in a way I didn't get it.

It makes perfect sense. It's a giant court of public opinion and the giant jury found PDJT not guilty and capable of leading the country.
Posted by: eleven
----

Bill Barr is soft pedaling it.
Trump could meet her in person, get up close and personal, spit in her face, and if she so much as twitches the USSS could light her up.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 06, 2024 10:21 PM (/lPRQ)

205 One of the things we are going to find out shortly after Trump takes office is that a whole bunch of the invaders are not "illegal" because the Junta classified them as refugees.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2024 09:40 PM (oZhjI)

"Refugee" has a legal definition, and it is rather narrow. I suspect most of those "refugees" were mis-classified, and hence really illegal.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2024 10:22 PM (mWEDI)

206 On the few occasions I covered for MisHum on the ONT, my first thought after spending a considerable amount of time writing it was, "Damn! How the f*ck does he do this?"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 06, 2024 10:22 PM (d9fT1)

207 MisHum, thanks for the ONT memories.

And for the replacement COB I offer this as Qoute of the Week:

Thank you, God bless and goodnight.
Mis. Hum.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:30 PM

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at November 06, 2024 10:22 PM (nxhlp)

208 A third of NYC voted for Trump.

A third.

Fortunately, 92% of DC still voted for the Democrat.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2024 10:09 PM (uxCna)

I just looked up the general numbers for NYC.

Staten Island putting up a lopsided victory for Trump is no surprise, but Queens went for Harris by a margin of only 62-38. WOW.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 06, 2024 10:22 PM (jGGMD)

209 Mollie @MZHemingway 3h
Maybe the country could come together and teach the people from Arizona ... how to .... count?

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 06, 2024 10:22 PM (hovnC)

210 The 8% of DC voters who went for Trump were Beltway catamites hoping to be liberated.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Or they voted from jail.

Posted by: Miklos so surmises at November 06, 2024 10:22 PM (khrpa)

211 List of those who have promised to improve the country by leaving it should Trump win the election:

https://t.ly/25pln

Start packing!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 06, 2024 10:23 PM (lUFok)

212 We shop at walmart but there is an aldi on the way. Investigate I must.
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at November 06, 2024 10:17 PM (Z8Yh2)

I like it. Hit and miss on some stuff. Prices are pretty good.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 06, 2024 10:23 PM (dR6yv)

213 I can't imagine the endless treadmill that preparing the ONT must feel like. You've done well to go this far. Congrats on your 'retirement ' - you have earned it.!

Posted by: 496 at November 06, 2024 10:23 PM (ssLGl)

214 God bless MisHum.
Thank you.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2024 10:23 PM (W/lyH)

215 Next guy up has some very big shoes to fill.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 10:23 PM (ksjMr)

216 Writing funny is a real skill. It's not one of mine, but I find it here.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at November 06, 2024 10:23 PM (Z8Yh2)

217 Sad to see MisHum go. Glad he's not disappearing like Maet did.

Did Maet and Ace have a dustup or something?

In any event, Thanks for all the ONT's!

Posted by: SimoHayha at November 06, 2024 10:24 PM (KfVMM)

218 I have a quibble with Bill Barr. The cases against Trump should be dropped because they are unjust and based on lies and abuse of power, NOT because the American people elected him. Being elected is not necessarily related to his guilt or innocence.

Posted by: Emmie at November 06, 2024 10:24 PM (Sf2cq)

219 Hi, Doc

You'll love it!

Posted by: mnw at November 06, 2024 10:25 PM (NLIak)

220 Staten Island putting up a lopsided victory for Trump is no surprise, but Queens went for Harris by a margin of only 62-38. WOW.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 06, 2024 10:22 PM (jGGMD)

=====

Isn't Trump from Queens?

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 06, 2024 10:25 PM (xOnCy)

221 Congrats to Dave in FL. Outstanding call on Electoral College

Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2024 10:25 PM (YCxFk)

222 "I like it. Hit and miss on some stuff. Prices are pretty good."

I will make a quick stop for good bacon. 4 minutes tops.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at November 06, 2024 10:25 PM (Z8Yh2)

223 Mis Hum, thank you for the many hilarious Saturday Night Jokes, something I looked forward to every weekend.
Don't forget to make a hole in the ice when you go fishing and not do a Kamala.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, Mis Hum si ritira dal ONT at November 06, 2024 10:25 PM (i0xsb)

224 MisHum!! You will be missed in the evenings but happy retirement!

Posted by: Iris at November 06, 2024 10:26 PM (bOJ2I)

225 You and your Aldi privilege...
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 06, 2024 10:15 PM (xOnCy)

I can almost throw a stone and hit it.

But I can throw a stone quite a long ways.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 10:26 PM (ksjMr)

226 I was given to understand there would be no math.

Posted by: Arizona's Secretary of State at November 06, 2024 10:26 PM (gKWVE)

227 Queens went for Harris by a margin of only 62-38. WOW.
Posted by: Dr. T a

GREAT! The State of Washington is fricking QUEENS! I am so ashamed of king co....

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 06, 2024 10:26 PM (vJiyU)

228 I gotta tell you the brand hang on.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 10:26 PM (ksjMr)

229 A Pixy Misa sighting in the wild!
*waves counterclockwise*

Posted by: haffhowershower at November 06, 2024 10:26 PM (NMT5x)

230 “Wet Ass Pussy” rapper and Kamala Harris supporter Cardi B lashed out at Trump voters over the President-elect’s resounding victory on Tuesday,

Who cares? She's no Tay Tay.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 06, 2024 10:27 PM (0Htd1)

231 Well, nobody elected Bill Barr's lousy ass to a damn thing.

Lock him up and throw away the key.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2024 10:27 PM (7oYYI)

232 217 Sad to see MisHum go. Glad he's not disappearing like Maet did.

Did Maet and Ace have a dustup or something?

In any event, Thanks for all the ONT's!
Posted by: SimoHayha at November 06, 2024 10:24 PM (KfVMM)

Maet is still here at the AoSHQ, usually in the cafeteria when it's meatloaf and scalloped potatoes Wednesday.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 06, 2024 10:27 PM (QXQ4l)

233 I'm trying to understand the popular vote numbers, 2020 vs. 2024.

Do the present numbers include any of California's votes?

I went to Wiki and they report CA for 2020 with 11,110,639 total votes cast of which 63.48% were for Biden. Assuming all the rest were Trump votes, I calculate Trump for 4,047,606 votes. These numbers yield Biden a lead of about 3 million votes just in CA.

Wiki reports the CA turnout at 80.47% in that election.

But Pew says 2020 turnout was 66% and extraordinarily high. Why the huge turnout in CA?

And most importantly, if you are trying to get a handle on the steal, why steal any votes in CA or any state so dark blue?

Posted by: M. Gaga at November 06, 2024 10:27 PM (ZtgZZ)

234 Chasing crappies and walleyes.

A most noble pursuit.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 06, 2024 10:27 PM (mH6SG)

235 It's almost as if he KNOWS WHAT THE HELL HE IS TALKING ABOUT!!
----
I just rolled three 10-sided dice, and 312 is what came up. Sometimes you get lucky.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 06, 2024 10:27 PM (5p7BC)

236 Thank you for everything, MisHum!

Also- sad. I do hate change.

Posted by: DaisyB at November 06, 2024 10:27 PM (AbL8c)

237 Appleton Farms.

It's a hit.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 10:27 PM (ksjMr)

238 211 List of those who have promised to improve the country by leaving it should Trump win the election:

https://t.ly/25pln

Start packing!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 06, 2024 10:23 PM (lUFok)

Don't tease me like that!

Posted by: haffhowershower at November 06, 2024 10:28 PM (NMT5x)

239 Writing funny is a real skill. It's not one of mine, but I find it here.
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at November 06, 2024 10:23 PM (Z8Yh2)

The owner of this place writes very funny. The rest of us lag behind.

Posted by: leb at November 06, 2024 10:28 PM (VNr/1)

240 >Or as HR would say, "win-win"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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have fun with it

Posted by: Don Black at November 06, 2024 10:28 PM (/7KEl)

241 -
That magnificent bastard is going out on a high note.

That's class.
Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 10:19 PM
-

Exactly.
https://youtu.be/qSUB0kGuWzo

Posted by: Cloris Leachman at November 06, 2024 10:28 PM (rcc2P)

242 mh, what's it like to be an institution?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 06, 2024 10:28 PM (RIvkX)

243 223 Mis Hum, thank you for the many hilarious Saturday Night Jokes, something I looked forward to every weekend.
Don't forget to make a hole in the ice when you go fishing and not do a Kamala.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, Mis Hum si ritira dal ONT at November 06, 2024 10:25 PM (i0xsb)

With the climate change we are having I'm not sure when I'll be able to go ice fishing.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 06, 2024 10:28 PM (QXQ4l)

244 Isn't Trump from Queens?
Posted by: Jordan61

He was in favor of gay marriage before Killary or Obummer

Posted by: Miklos so recalls at November 06, 2024 10:28 PM (khrpa)

245 I love this 3D printer, just printed three random items, an end cap, a cover plate and a plaque.

It's amzing.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 06, 2024 10:28 PM (XV/Pl)

246 Sorry to see you depart the ONT, MisHum. But I do not have a single word of complaint or disappointment to say about your many, many ONTs. I hope you will continue to comment in the threads.

Posted by: Livia Drusilla at November 06, 2024 10:29 PM (lAAta)

247 Isn't Trump from Queens?
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 06, 2024 10:25 PM (xOnCy)

Biden got 72% of the vote there in '20, and Hillary got 75% of it in '16.

Harris just horribly underperformed, there as basically everywhere else.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 06, 2024 10:29 PM (jGGMD)

248 Barr is scum

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 10:29 PM (ksjMr)

249 I wonder if Bagpipe Billy is worried this time, that there are some skeletons in his closet that might get uncovered.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 06, 2024 10:29 PM (VNX3d)

250 I can almost throw a stone and hit it.

But I can throw a stone quite a long ways.
Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 10:26 PM (ksjMr)

=====

We don't even have one in this state.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 06, 2024 10:29 PM (xOnCy)

251 Goodnight, people
been a helluva 24 hours
fun spending it with you all
OUT

Posted by: Don Black at November 06, 2024 10:30 PM (/7KEl)

252 Farewell music...

https://tinyurl.com/4585p36h

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2024 10:30 PM (uxCna)

253 Piers Morgan @piersmorgan 7h
Donald Trump should complete his stunning common sense dismantlement of the woke mind virus brigade by announcing he’s now identifying as a woman and will therefore become America’s first female president…
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Morgan's wrong about alot but he's supported PDT since 2016.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 06, 2024 10:31 PM (hovnC)

254 246 Sorry to see you depart the ONT, MisHum. But I do not have a single word of complaint or disappointment to say about your many, many ONTs. I hope you will continue to comment in the threads.
Posted by: Livia Drusilla at November 06, 2024 10:29 PM (lAAta)

Oh you'll see me in the comments. Heck I might even become a daywalker. //////

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 06, 2024 10:31 PM (QXQ4l)

255 Not wanting to do math right now, but the reason to steal votes in blue states are:

1) To win the congressional seats, a number of them in CA are competitive, and

2) Boosting the numbers everywhere makes the 200K you need in Wisconsin less noticeable.

Turns out that they did it so well, that their own party apparatus didn't realize they stole that many votes and kept waiting for those non-existent people to vote all the way to the end.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 06, 2024 10:31 PM (5p7BC)

256 Isn't Trump from Queens?
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 06, 2024 10:25 PM (xOnCy)
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Yes he is gavone from Queens.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 06, 2024 10:31 PM (RIvkX)

257 think she said that crap simply to get into a MSM news cycle after being ignored for months
Posted by: Gref at November 06, 2024 10:06 PM (aBgBM)

No one in that party makes a move without permission or an order.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 10:31 PM (ksjMr)

258 A drunk, naked and poo-covered Brit...

Is there any other kind?
Posted by: Roy at November 06, 2024 10:05 PM (z+ik4)

Shades of Andrew Gillum!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2024 10:32 PM (mWEDI)

259 253 Piers Morgan @piersmorgan 7h
Donald Trump should complete his stunning common sense dismantlement of the woke mind virus brigade by announcing he’s now identifying as a woman and will therefore become America’s first female president…
====
Morgan's wrong about alot but he's supported PDT since 2016.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 06, 2024 10:31 PM (hovnC)

Or go hog wild. He's genderfluid and race fluid, so he's the first in every category that hasn't already been taken.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 06, 2024 10:32 PM (VNX3d)

260 Dear MH, thank you for all the wonderful evenings you've curated here.
You stepped into big shoes and filled them well, and I am grateful.
All the very best to you, and many many fish! <3

Posted by: barbarausa at November 06, 2024 10:32 PM (enw9G)

261 Thanks Mis Hum for all the great ONT's. I'm mostly a lurker.
But I have enjoyed all the content.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at November 06, 2024 10:33 PM (Lo97M)

262 Mish Hum,
rarely post when the nightwalkers are around but you are a class act.

Fair winds on your departure.

Posted by: whig's phone at November 06, 2024 10:33 PM (ctrM5)

263 >>
234 Chasing crappies and walleye
___
That is my vision of heaven. But I'll take what God gives me and be grateful. Lord knows I probably deserve carp and tadpoles.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 06, 2024 10:33 PM (qCWVV)

264 Barr is scum
Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 10:29 PM (ksjMr)

Bought and paid for. Some in DC overcome it. Most don't. Barr is one of the most.

Posted by: leb at November 06, 2024 10:33 PM (VNr/1)

265 Oh you'll see me in the comments. Heck I might even become a daywalker. //////
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

A fate only the brave accept.

Posted by: Miklos is a sometimes a day drinkwalker at November 06, 2024 10:33 PM (khrpa)

266 Yes he is gavone from Queens.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 06, 2024 10:31 PM (RIvkX)

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LOL. I looked it up, and he was born in Jamaica, Queens, just like me!

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 06, 2024 10:34 PM (xOnCy)

267 I'm sorry to see you're hanging up the ONT authorship, MisHum, but I have enjoyed your work.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 06, 2024 10:34 PM (VNX3d)

268 Don't we have a female COB, LauraW or something? With all the oldtimers showing up the past day or two (Zombie!), did she come as well? Insomniac with his tire iron?

Heck, even Pixy is taking time off of trolling Ars Technica and racing Anna Puma on anime girls to comment!

Posted by: SimoHayha at November 06, 2024 10:34 PM (KfVMM)

269 MisHum, you have done an absolutely amazing j9b over the years.
I figured you'd burn out in months, because your posts have always been stuffed to the gills with great content. I know it had to have taken up an enormous amount of your personal time.

Thank you for everything.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at November 06, 2024 10:34 PM (Vvh2V)

270 John Lenin. I know an amusing story about him!

In the mid-70s, several years after the Beatles had split up, Lenin still had serious beef with Paul McCartney. Paul had moved on to enormous success with his new band Wings, while Lenin's new Plastic Ono Band or whatever they were called wasn't doing so hot.

Lenin decided to make a song calling out Paul as a soulless corporate sellout over the "silly love songs" he was making. The song was called How Do You Sleep?. He also got George Harrison on board for it, which frankly was not a good look for George, considering George had also had great success with his own "silly love songs", such as What Is Life?.

Meanwhile, Lenin was putting out some real bangers like Woman Is The Nagger Of The World (except it wasn't "nagger").

So, John called out Paul for his "silly love songs". Paul responded with a song called Silly Love Songs. That song ended up becoming a #1 hit. I think Paul's next single should have been called How Does My Ass Taste, Johnny?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 06, 2024 10:34 PM (YrTFn)

271 Oh you'll see me in the comments. Heck I might even become a daywalker.

Nothing wrong with that.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 06, 2024 10:34 PM (mH6SG)

272 Bless you and God Speed Misanthropic Humanitarian

Posted by: TE at November 06, 2024 10:35 PM (PUa3U)

273 Will miss you Mis Hum.

I still wish you'd a told us the actual location where the pictures were taken. Guessing was never satisfied.

Your taste in music is.. "unique."

Posted by: Derak at November 06, 2024 10:35 PM (0U2GZ)

274 Bookcase coffins are neat! I have three.

Posted by: Tom Perry at November 06, 2024 10:35 PM (MX0bI)

275 I know that Tulsi isn't overly popular around here, but she looks good in the Wonder Woman costume.

I like her fine. She surfs. And more seriously, and importantly, she is for peace. As the father of a Marine, I want no more endless wars that are only for the purpose of turning billionaires into gazillionaires. Tulsi for SecDoD!

Posted by: Martin Tell at November 06, 2024 10:35 PM (sFNX2)

276 I wonder if Bagpipe Billy is worried this time, that there are some skeletons in his closet that might get uncovered.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

But first, Billy Boy, ye'll blow me pipe

Posted by: Miklos McMiklos, of the Auld and Ancient Clan McMiklos at November 06, 2024 10:36 PM (khrpa)

277
*because your posts have always been stuffed to the gills with great content*

Dittos.
Thanks for everything!!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 06, 2024 10:36 PM (dg+HA)

278 MH - On behalf of squirrels everywhere, I salute you.

Posted by: Ghost of P'Nut at November 06, 2024 10:36 PM (IQ6Gq)

279 LOL. I looked it up, and he was born in Jamaica, Queens, just like me!
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 06, 2024 10:34 PM (xOnCy)
====
I was born in Manhattan but spent early years iin Hollis.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 06, 2024 10:36 PM (RIvkX)

280 -
mh, what's it like to be an institution?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 06, 2024 10:28 PM
-

I have no experience with that, but it has to be better than being IN one.

Posted by: irright at November 06, 2024 10:36 PM (rcc2P)

281 The Left is so dispirited in Portland that they aren't even rioting.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2024 10:37 PM (uxCna)

282 Tear in my eye, MisHum.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 06, 2024 10:37 PM (0Htd1)

283 >>>Oh you'll see me in the comments. Heck I might even become a daywalker.

Will we be able to diss Zappa in your presence and get away with it?

Posted by: Dr. T at November 06, 2024 10:37 PM (jGGMD)

284 so no more Zappa or Mott the Hopple ever again ?
oh well, anyways.

Posted by: dee-man at November 06, 2024 10:38 PM (EF8GF)

285 alexandriabrown @alexthechick 8h
Here is the AP calls as of 11/6/24 at 1:52 pm when I started typing this. Trump will nearly certainly go over 300 EV. He is going to win the popular vote. The Republicans will regain control of the Senate, it's just a matter of by how much, and I believe it is nearly certain the Republicans will keep control of the House, though by a razor thin margin.

This is an absolute blow out.

So.

All those who are paid money to opine on American politics who assured everyone, with the utter certainty that I have that the Browns will let me down, that Trump was a horrible candidate, an awful candidate, how dare those unwashed masses vote for him in the primary, he is toxic, he will make us lose an election that anyone else would walk away with, were so tremendously wrong that, were I one of them, I would be ashamed to show my face in public.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 06, 2024 10:39 PM (hovnC)

286 alexandriabrown @alexthechick 8h
I don't want apologies. I want an accounting. I want actual discussions of bias and blind spots and humility about why it is that they failed, absolutely, at that about which they are supposed to be experts.

I want an acknowledgment that they will not be given heed because they should not be given heed. I want abasement. I want recognition that they cannot recognize reality.

I'll get an actual Stabby the Unicorn first. A girl can dream.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 06, 2024 10:39 PM (hovnC)

287 Godspeed, MisHum. You have had countless people counting down the minutes to the ONT posting, seeking that coveted "first." You have entertained us, informed us, shocked us, and generally made our lives a little richer for having known you through these little grey boxes. God bless you and your beloved, and enjoy the downtime!!

Posted by: Moki at November 06, 2024 10:39 PM (wLjpr)

288 >>Hey, it is adrenaline in action. Is this a Genius Award Winner?

No cops are more insane and reckless than Arkansas State Troopers.

I watch car crash compilations on YouTube, just for pointers.

And there is a species of this type of video that features chases by cop of fleeing suspects.

Arkansas State Troopers will execute Pit maneuvers going 100 miles an hour, they will literally crash their cars into a suspects vehicle creating massive damage and mayhem, and think nothing of it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 06, 2024 10:40 PM (XV/Pl)

289 -
so no more Zappa or Mott the Hopple ever again ?
oh well, anyways.
Posted by: dee-man at November 06, 2024 10:38 PM
-

No,no.
It's Moot the Hopple.

Posted by: irright at November 06, 2024 10:40 PM (rcc2P)

290 Half of Queens residents are foreign born. 18% are black, and 27.5% are hispanic

I'm gonna guess that a yuge percentage are receiving some level of Uncle Sam's sugar

Whole lotta TicToc use, FNC watchers only the old, and everyone deluged with media propaganda.

Posted by: M. Gaga at November 06, 2024 10:40 PM (ZtgZZ)

291 I actually thought that was Bill Burr, not Bill Barr.

There may or may not be some adult beverages involved.

I've entirely forgotten who Bill Barr is.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 10:40 PM (fV+MH)

292 DU is still restricted to paying members only. Wonder if something happend to them? Lololol

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 06, 2024 10:40 PM (mqXEa)

293 Arkansas State Troopers will execute Pit maneuvers going 100 miles an hour, they will literally crash their cars into a suspects vehicle creating massive damage and mayhem, and think nothing of it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 06, 2024 10:40 PM (XV/Pl)

They will sometimes get disciplined if they literally kill innocent bystanders as a result of these antics.

Sometimes.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 06, 2024 10:41 PM (jGGMD)

294 Now I'm sad that I read all the content.

Take care MisHum, so long and thanks for all the fish!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 06, 2024 10:41 PM (prrn7)

295 PW, it's crazy that great bands aren't able to keep together.

Posted by: leb at November 06, 2024 10:42 PM (VNr/1)

296 MisHum, thank you. You, and this blog, have made my life a little happier.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 06, 2024 10:42 PM (qCWVV)

297 "I want abasement."

Remind me to stay on her good side. Good word though. I had to look it up.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at November 06, 2024 10:42 PM (Z8Yh2)

298 211 List of those who have promised to improve the country by leaving it should Trump win the election:

https://t.ly/25pln

Start packing!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 06, 2024 10:23 PM

Always a relief to see "start packing" and it relates to a major victory for the horde and not advice regarding trouble around the proverbial bend.

Posted by: Rex B at November 06, 2024 10:42 PM (Qs9lt)

299 291 I actually thought that was Bill Burr, not Bill Barr.

There may or may not be some adult beverages involved.

I've entirely forgotten who Bill Barr is.
Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 10:40 PM (fV+MH)

That's okay. He is eminently forgettable.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 06, 2024 10:42 PM (YrTFn)

300 Daywalkers are a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

That's where I hang out.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 10:42 PM (fV+MH)

301 And thank you Mis Hum! Happy Trails.

Posted by: Rex B at November 06, 2024 10:43 PM (Qs9lt)

302 so no more Zappa or Mott the Hopple ever again ?
oh well, anyways.
Posted by: dee-man at November 06, 2024 10:38 PM
-

No,no.
It's Moot the Hopple.

Don't do that. You'll confuse all the young dudes.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 06, 2024 10:44 PM (lUFok)

303 I usually comment only in the book and movie/music threads, but I look at most of the site's contents daily. Have always enjoyed your threads, MisHum.

Have a good one.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at November 06, 2024 10:45 PM (q3u5l)

304 List of those who have promised to improve the country by leaving it should Trump win the election:

A couple of those people have legal issues. They may not be allowed to leave their county, much less the country.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 06, 2024 10:45 PM (0Htd1)

305 "I want abasement."

Remind me to stay on her good side. Good word though. I had to look it up.
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen
-----------
Those walk out ones are kind of nice

Posted by: Some basements at November 06, 2024 10:45 PM (41CYW)

306 I wonder if there were any buzzards flying around the White House, the US Naval Observatory, or DNC Headquarters today?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 06, 2024 10:46 PM (VNX3d)

307 288
I watch car crash compilations on YouTube, just for pointers.

And there is a species of this type of video that features chases by cop of fleeing suspects.

Arkansas State Troopers will execute Pit maneuvers going 100 miles an hour, they will literally crash their cars into a suspects vehicle creating massive damage and mayhem, and think nothing of it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 06, 2024 10:40 PM (XV/Pl)
----
Wow, a kindred soul.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la polizia at November 06, 2024 10:46 PM (i0xsb)

308 I want abasement.

Dear, you're already in one.

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden at November 06, 2024 10:46 PM (prrn7)

309 From what I've read and seen Paul and John were both pretty insufferable.

Which is a nice way to say they were assholes.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 10:47 PM (fV+MH)

310 Ballot splitters are dumbest people ever.

Posted by: leb at November 06, 2024 10:47 PM (VNr/1)

311 Long live Mott!

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 06, 2024 10:48 PM (mH6SG)

312 @307

>>Wow, a kindred soul.

I suspect the YouTube algorithm know my mind better than I do.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 06, 2024 10:49 PM (XV/Pl)

313 If any of you ever decide to end your life, for the sake of your loved ones do it somewhere that the police will find you and not the family members.
The final image of my brother that I will carry the rest of my days is how he looked after the self inflicted gunshot.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at November 06, 2024 10:49 PM (elaR+)

314 Good Morning, Victory Tits!

https://tinyurl.com/7y7y9vyc

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 06, 2024 10:49 PM (hovnC)

315 I actually like those Arkansas State trooper vids.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 10:49 PM (fV+MH)

316 I used to live in abasement. True story.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 06, 2024 10:50 PM (x1nVu)

317 "If any of you ever decide to end your life, for the sake of your loved ones do it somewhere that the police will find you and not the family members.
The final image of my brother that I will carry the rest of my days is how he looked after the self inflicted gunshot.
Posted by: Erebus"

Jesus, bro.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 10:50 PM (fV+MH)

318 xQc finds out on stream that Kamala Harris is going to lose the election and tries to cash out his $835,000 bet on her, but unfortunately, he lost $700,000 😭

https://tinyurl.com/msvdt4nc

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, tanti soldi at November 06, 2024 10:50 PM (i0xsb)

319 I'll get an actual Stabby the Unicorn first. A girl can dream.

Ben Had did send me a pony.

Posted by: Miklos remains thankful at November 06, 2024 10:51 PM (khrpa)

320 -
Don't do that. You'll confuse all the young dudes.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 06, 2024 10:44 PM
-

That's our job.
Young girls too.

Posted by: teh NEA at November 06, 2024 10:51 PM (rcc2P)

321 My list is simpler than Alex the chick's

I want:
Allocution
Repentance
Repair
Turning

Because justice is coming sooner than we think.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 06, 2024 10:51 PM (RIvkX)

322 I used to live in abasement. True story.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 06, 2024 10:50 PM (x1nVu)

=====

Was it your mom's?

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 06, 2024 10:52 PM (xOnCy)

323 George Clooney SLAMMED by fans after Donald Trump's election victory

https://mol.im/a/14050809

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, imbarrassante at November 06, 2024 10:52 PM (i0xsb)

324 If any of you ever decide to end your life, for the sake of your loved ones do it somewhere that the police will find you and not the family members.
The final image of my brother that I will carry the rest of my days is how he looked after the self inflicted gunshot.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at November 06, 2024 10:49 PM (elaR+)

Please accept my condolences, Erebus. Very sad news indeed. Were there any warning signs that your brother was contemplating such an act?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2024 10:53 PM (mWEDI)

325 They still have internet cafes in Thailand?!

Posted by: GWB at November 06, 2024 10:54 PM (E8qwH)

326 This just in. Apparently George Clooney still has fans.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 06, 2024 10:54 PM (x1nVu)

327 314 Good Morning, Victory Tits!

https://tinyurl.com/7y7y9vyc

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 06, 2024 10:49 PM (hovnC)
----
That could be some guy's dressed up ass!

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, non e chiaro at November 06, 2024 10:55 PM (i0xsb)

328 Erebus I suggest you try to surround yourself with more pleasant images that evoke happy memories.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 06, 2024 10:55 PM (RIvkX)

329 If any of you ever decide to end your life, for the sake of your loved ones do it somewhere that the police will find you and not the family members.
The final image of my brother that I will carry the rest of my days is how he looked after the self inflicted gunshot.
Posted by: Erebus

My father ate a bullet. If you need someone to listen, contact Mis Hum. He has my email.

I get it.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 06, 2024 10:56 PM (ecxfm)

330 “NYPD cruiser cuts through Inwood school's recess during chase, angering parents.”

Crime fighting is BACK, Baby!!!

Posted by: Freebie and The Bean at November 06, 2024 10:56 PM (3jdb+)

331 Fox News broadcasts awkward hot mic comment after Trump victory

https://mol.im/a/14050231

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, molto imbarrazzante at November 06, 2024 10:56 PM (i0xsb)

332 I want the incoming Trump administration to go after corruption in all levels of our society. That includes porn.

Posted by: leb at November 06, 2024 10:56 PM (VNr/1)

333 OMG - I'm watching Gutfeld! and I just saw an ad for some guy - Stephen J Cloobeck - and he's running for Gov of California in 2026.

This is like running ads for next Christmas the day AFTER Christmas!

ENOUGH ALREADY...GIVE IT A REST

ARRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 06, 2024 10:57 PM (QGaXH)

334 Regarding that "incendiary" story: anyone else notice that the "suspect" in the photo looks a lot like the "German Intelligence Chief" with the rainbow flag lapel badge? I smell a false flag.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2024 10:18 PM (mWEDI)

I was wondering how often cheap LiON batteries catch on fire when they are mishandled

Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2024 10:57 PM (D7oie)

335 Wow, a kindred soul.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la polizia

"Whatsa behind me, is not important"

*discards rear view mirror*

Posted by: Miklos knows the First Rule of Italian Driving at November 06, 2024 10:57 PM (khrpa)

336 332 I want the incoming Trump administration to go after corruption in all levels of our society. That includes porn.
Posted by: leb at November 06, 2024 10:56 PM (VNr/1)

Now...let's not be hasty here....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 06, 2024 10:58 PM (QGaXH)

337 That could be some guy's dressed up ass!
Posted by: Ciampino

Really!?!?

Hey! Use the Ackbar name if you're going to trick people like that!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at November 06, 2024 10:58 PM (mqXEa)

338 327 314 Good Morning, Victory Tits!

https://tinyurl.com/7y7y9vyc

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 06, 2024 10:49 PM (hovnC)
----
That could be some guy's dressed up ass!

Nope, that's AtC. As real and spectacular as always.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 06, 2024 10:58 PM (lUFok)

339 Posted by: Freebie and The Bean at November 06, 2024 10:56 PM (3jdb+)
====
Yet another of those movies my dad took me to an an inappropriately young age.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 06, 2024 10:58 PM (RIvkX)

340 " Erebus I suggest you try to surround yourself with more pleasant images that evoke happy memories.
Posted by: San Franpsycho"

I would also suggest you det some counselling to help you deal with that image.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 10:58 PM (fV+MH)

341 it is time for me to say "Goodbye" at least from the ONT.
Dang, MisHum, that sucks for us. Thanks for all you have done with the ONT. We will miss you, no matter who steps in to fill your shoes.

Retire In Peace.

Posted by: GWB at November 06, 2024 10:58 PM (E8qwH)

342 French president Emmanuel Macron's embarrassing choice of words

https://mol.im/a/14050927

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, molto piu imbarrazzante at November 06, 2024 10:58 PM (i0xsb)

343 The final image of my brother that I will carry the rest of my days is how he looked after the self inflicted gunshot.
Posted by: Erebus

I hear you my Brother. My 8 yr old found my wife in our BR right before I got there. We have recovered and you will too in time. But yes, it is heavy burden. Love and Prayers for you all.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2024 10:59 PM (WXNFJ)

344 Wow, a kindred soul.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la polizia

"Whatsa behind me, is not important"

*discards rear view mirror*
Posted by: Miklos knows the First Rule of Italian Driving

How fast are we going?

Only about a hundred.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 06, 2024 10:59 PM (VNX3d)

345 Erebus, loving thoughts are your way.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 06, 2024 10:59 PM (qCWVV)

346 Please accept my condolences, Erebus. Very sad news indeed. Were there any warning signs that your brother was contemplating such an act?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Thank you.
Yes. Before mom died. He was her caretaker and felt he had no future.
Said he had tried to find work at home jobs to no avail.
Between large student loans and that, he figured he was better off dead.
He also blamed himself for mom's passing.
I thought I had talked him out of it and by him moving in with me and the wife he was going to try and get on his feet.
Sadly Trump winning might actually have been the final straw for him.
He had a gun I didn't know about...

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at November 06, 2024 10:59 PM (elaR+)

347 -
I want abasement.
-

I'm sorry, this is argument.
Abuse is nextdoor.

Posted by: python at November 06, 2024 11:00 PM (rcc2P)

348 Thanks for 8+ years Mis Hum!

Posted by: Dr. Faustie - I AM The Science at November 06, 2024 11:00 PM (+XRBE)

349 https://tinyurl.com/7y7y9vyc

Solid!

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 06, 2024 11:01 PM (WF/xn)

350 Very sorry, Erebus.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2024 11:01 PM (W5ArC)

351 Activists in Chicago are marching down Dearborn Street. Activists from a radical police abolition group, The Chicago Alliance Against Racist and Political Repression, hold a banner saying "End the Trump Era. Stop White Supremacy."

https://tinyurl.com/3rbjd2a2

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, marciano per niente at November 06, 2024 11:02 PM (i0xsb)

352 Porn makes more victims of women than any other industry. The Lib-Dems are totally silent on that.

Posted by: leb at November 06, 2024 11:02 PM (VNr/1)

353 Professional fucktard "Johnny Somali" has been banned from leaving South Korea, and is facing charges that could lead to 10 years in prison.

I haven't heard anything about Korean prisons, but I'll bet they're not fun.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2024 11:04 PM (W5ArC)

354 The Chicago Alliance Against Racist and Political Repression

Enough of your CAARPing

Posted by: Miklos dismisses that lack of class at November 06, 2024 11:05 PM (khrpa)

355 Speaking of Zappa and Muffin Man in particular, years ago I saw a YouTube video of a group doing a cover. I barely remember it at this point, but it was a pretty brunette woman, Mediterranean or maybe Hispanic, on vocals. It was a small outdoor performance. Anyway, it was great but I've never been able to find it, been looking on and off for years. Thought I'd toss it out there and see if I catch anything.

Posted by: Dr. Faustie - I AM The Science at November 06, 2024 11:05 PM (+XRBE)

356 Trump still won, right?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 06, 2024 11:05 PM (IG4Id)

357 Something pixy reposted

@Jac_III
Gen X:
1990s - Shits fucked up. Looks like they got it though. I got shit to do.
2000s - Shits fucked up. Looks like they got it though. I got shit to do.
2010s - Shits fucked up. Looks like they got it though. I got shit to do.
2016 - Oh, look! They're handling it! I got shit to do. 2020 - Uh, oh. Maybe it'll be alright... I got shit to do.
2024 - Oh, hell no. Y'all are done. Get out the fucking way before something bad happens to you.
2025 - There. Don't fuck it up again. I got shit to do.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 06, 2024 11:05 PM (0JWOm)

358 My brother was super left wing and for most of our lives we did not get along.
Over the last few years our relationship had thawed as he took care of our terminally ill mother.
The last few weeks were probably the best days we ever had.
I looked foward to finally having a good relationship with him.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at November 06, 2024 11:05 PM (elaR+)

359 Sorry but Antifa in blue cities is not my problem.

Get crazy with the cheese whiz.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 11:05 PM (fV+MH)

360 Olympic legend Simone Biles makes plea to Joe Biden following Trump's victory

https://tinyurl.com/254nbfbb

Legend? She's not dead ......

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, communisti at November 06, 2024 11:05 PM (i0xsb)

361 "Trump still won, right?
Posted by: weft cut-loop"

Yeah it's all good.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 11:06 PM (fV+MH)

362 My father ate a bullet. If you need someone to listen, contact Mis Hum. He has my email.

I get it.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 06, 2024 10:56 PM (ecxfm)

My brother-in-law.
I get it as well.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2024 11:06 PM (W/lyH)

363 Furious Amish in Pennsylvania get 'revenge' at the polls

https://tinyurl.com/bdfvzffn

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, vendetta at November 06, 2024 11:07 PM (i0xsb)

364 Now I have to find a place to have him cremated.
I never saw it coming.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at November 06, 2024 11:08 PM (elaR+)

365 Regarding that "incendiary" story: anyone else notice that the "suspect" in the photo looks a lot like the "German Intelligence Chief" with the rainbow flag lapel badge? I smell a false flag.

Winston, 2+2=5 if The Party requires it; the cause of the fire is Russian sabotage, not cheap sex toys with cheap Chinese lithium ion batteries if The Party requires it; and the German Intelligence Chief surrounded by LGBTQ rainbows is perfectly normal if The Party requires it.

Posted by: O'Brien at November 06, 2024 11:08 PM (yOPBE)

366 A toast, for Mis Hum!

Marmalade optional.

Posted by: Piercello at November 06, 2024 11:08 PM (qLcmG)

367 Olympic legend Simone Biles makes plea to Joe Biden following Trump's victory

https://tinyurl.com/254nbfbb

Legend? She's not dead ......
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, communisti

Olympic? What's that? A new weight loss drug?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 06, 2024 11:08 PM (VNX3d)

368 NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Mis Hum,
You think you're retired or something???
You will be missed. It is an honor to have met you in real life.😩😢

Posted by: lin-duh at November 06, 2024 11:08 PM (VCgbV)

369 Thanks Diogenes and Nurse Ratched.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at November 06, 2024 11:09 PM (elaR+)

370 Maybe operating on the Clooney Op/ED theory of primary was an error in judgment. An open invitation primary among our heavy hitters might have been the better option. Harris did her best but she was slammed behind the steering wheel of SPEED the bus.

I'd like to see the NY judge impose the maximum sentence upon him and order him imprisoned. Throw down the gauntlet. Dump crows about "leave it to the States" vis-a-vis Dobbs. What do we have to lose at this point?

we all know Merchan will make the New York case go away. There will be no sentencing. Winners write the history books.

Can we just note here that the other side won on a campaign of nothing but (bad) “vibes” and hate. It doesn’t appear to me that substance matters a whole lot.

Her campaign was not a disaster. Not one analyst or journalist has said that. Good campaigns don’t always win. His “campaign” didn’t even have a ground game, just him babbling in sparsely attended arenas. babbling nonsense at that

I agree that you can have a good campaign and lose. What you can’t do is turn out 10-12 million fewer voters than the previous election and call that a “good campaign”.

Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 06, 2024 11:10 PM (mqXEa)

371 We should buy MisHum a Costco gift card with enough for four years of pudding cups

Posted by: Miklos so proposes at November 06, 2024 11:11 PM (khrpa)

372 Olympic legend Simone Biles makes plea to Joe Biden following Trump's victory

https://tinyurl.com/254nbfbb

Legend? She's not dead ......
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, communisti at November 06, 2024 11:05 PM (i0xsb)

I don't think empty blather can really be considered a plea. She's essentially saying "Do some stuff." Great plan, Simone. You learned everything you know from your intellectual equal, Kamala.

Posted by: spindrift at November 06, 2024 11:11 PM (8CgXU)

373 Professional fucktard "Johnny Somali" has been banned from leaving South Korea, and is facing charges that could lead to 10 years in prison.

Any bets on how the now lame duck administration will screw this up? Will we sanction South Korea or trade some prisoners for Free Somali?

Posted by: Chuck C at November 06, 2024 11:12 PM (yOPBE)

374
Long live Mott!
Posted by: Notorious BFD

He's a good apple.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2024 11:13 PM (63Dwl)

375 -
1990s - Shits fucked up. Looks like they got it though. I got shit to do.
2000s - Shits fucked up. Looks like they got it though. I got shit to do.
2010s - Shits fucked up. Looks like they got it though. I got shit to do.
2016 - Oh, look! They're handling it! I got shit to do. 2020 - Uh, oh. Maybe it'll be alright... I got shit to do.
2024 - Oh, hell no. Y'all are done. Get out the fucking way before something bad happens to you.
2025 - There. Don't fuck it up again. I got shit to do.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 06, 2024-
-

The people capable of fixing problems, don't like being bothered by the made-up problems of those who can't fix real problems. Eventually, the made-up problems cause real problems that must be fixed.
See the hard men/soft men meme.

Posted by: python at November 06, 2024 11:13 PM (rcc2P)

376 Long live Mott!
Posted by: Notorious BFD

He's a good apple.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

da man got Juice

Posted by: Miklos so observes at November 06, 2024 11:14 PM (khrpa)

377 We haz elf/cat-girl in French Maid outfit swimming in chocolate pudding.

https://tinyurl.com/3vt9tefw

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2024 11:14 PM (Zn1jZ)

378 In this part of TX, we can't have a basement.

Soil conditions and whatnot.

So, it'll have to be summary executions and incineration.

Sorry, jackalope out front should have told ya.

Posted by: Magnets! How do they work? at November 06, 2024 11:14 PM (xzkgE)

379 Ugh. My credit card has a free identity theft monitoring service that just notified me that my SSN -and accompanying data - is on the "dark web"
Apparently from the National Public Data breach earlier this year.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 06, 2024 11:15 PM (J5RCE)

380 We haz elf/cat-girl in French Maid outfit swimming in chocolate pudding.

https://tinyurl.com/3vt9tefw
Posted by: Anna Puma

Only one shoe?

Tell the story

Posted by: Miklos insists at November 06, 2024 11:15 PM (khrpa)

381 Thanks for everything, MisHum! May your creel be full and your stringer heavy!

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 06, 2024 11:16 PM (7eVFM)

382 Furious Amish opened for Angry Samoans.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2024 11:16 PM (63Dwl)

383 sockoff

Posted by: irright at November 06, 2024 11:16 PM (rcc2P)

384 https://tinyurl.com/3vt9tefw
I like chocolate pudding.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 06, 2024 11:16 PM (RIvkX)

385 No one has cared about women's Olympic gymnastics since Mary Lou Retton.

Posted by: leb at November 06, 2024 11:17 PM (VNr/1)

386 Bette Midler has apparently deleted her Twatter account.

Go long on Dove Bar and cheap vodka futures would be my recommendation.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2024 11:17 PM (W5ArC)

387 Can we just note here that the other side won on a campaign of nothing but (bad) “vibes” and hate. It doesn’t appear to me that substance matters a whole lot.
Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions

I'm beginning to think that projection just might be a river in Egypt.

Posted by: mikeski at November 06, 2024 11:17 PM (DgGvY)

388 Does ace have the coffin shelves?

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2024 11:17 PM (HJ9BW)

389 vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

I get my debit cards replaced about once a year.

Inconvenient for about 10 days, but the bank doesn't charge either.

Posted by: Miklos holds his own at November 06, 2024 11:17 PM (khrpa)

390 May have to dive into the pudding to find the other shoe.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2024 11:17 PM (Zn1jZ)

391 Barack and Michelle Obama break silence on election outcome

https://tinyurl.com/nex5w2ws

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il mangia-cane at November 06, 2024 11:18 PM (i0xsb)

392 -
Does ace have the coffin shelves?
Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2024 11:17 PM
-

Not intentionally.

Posted by: gravity at November 06, 2024 11:18 PM (rcc2P)

393
Professional fucktard "Johnny Somali" has been banned from leaving South Korea, and is facing charges that could lead to 10 years in prison.

I haven't heard anything about Korean prisons, but I'll bet they're not fun.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
===================

That fvcker was always so brazen and loud when he was harassing polite Japanese or angering Koreans, but when he was caught by those Korean cops he turned into a whimpering, pleading little wuss.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 06, 2024 11:19 PM (+xozn)

394 Furious Amish opened for Angry Samoans.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Opener was Enraged Lesbians

Posted by: Miklos vaguely recalls at November 06, 2024 11:19 PM (khrpa)

395 If Joey Shitpants doesn't do the Unspecified Things, will Simone get real sad and quit, like that time she quit the Olympics?

Posted by: Magnets! How do they work? at November 06, 2024 11:19 PM (xzkgE)

396 May have to dive into the pudding to find the other shoe.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2024 11:17 PM (Zn1jZ)

Imma be diving, but not into the pudding, IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: Hillary at November 06, 2024 11:20 PM (mWEDI)

397 Plea deals for 9/11 mastermind and two terrorists reinstated by judge

https://mol.im/a/14051939

Guy needs a body shave

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, giudici communisti at November 06, 2024 11:20 PM (i0xsb)

398 “ A drunk, naked and poo-covered Brit crashed through the ceiling of an internet cafe in a notoriously seedy holiday destination.”

Prince Andrew strikes again!

Posted by: Captain of the HMS Wet Willie at November 06, 2024 11:21 PM (3jdb+)

399 I agree that you can have a good campaign and lose. What you can’t do is turn out 10-12 million fewer voters than the previous election and call that a “good campaign”.
Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 06, 2024 11:10 PM (mqXEa)

I love the dilemma the Left is faced with now. Openly saying that the first WOC presidential nominee was an awful candidate is nearly tantamount to heresy; but their only other option to explain the missing 10-12 million votes is to admit that those never really existed in 2020. But they can't do that, because that would mean admitting the election was stolen after all.

This is what it looks like when no clear Party line has yet been established, and the lemmings are left to batter themselves to pieces in confusion.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 06, 2024 11:21 PM (jGGMD)

400 Jay Leno applauds Trump's election day as a 'great day for democracy'

https://mol.im/a/14051503

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, Leno e una republica come l'Italia at November 06, 2024 11:21 PM (i0xsb)

401 What would happen if California had a massive write-in campaign for 2026 governor of Bacon & Eggs? Anyone think it could win? It could cross party lines quite nicely.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 06, 2024 11:22 PM (VNX3d)

402 Lol Anna, other shoe was Kamala winning. Tru dat..

Posted by: leb at November 06, 2024 11:23 PM (VNr/1)

403 hat would happen if California had a massive write-in campaign for 2026 governor of Bacon & Eggs? Anyone think it could win? It could cross party lines quite nicely.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 06, 2024 11:22 PM (VNX3d)
====

Brown eggs or white eggs?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 06, 2024 11:23 PM (RIvkX)

404 And with that, I'm turning in. 'Night all.

Hope everyone catches some well-earned sleep.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 06, 2024 11:24 PM (jGGMD)

405 The coffin bookcase is a classic Catch-22.

Posted by: Joseph Heller at November 06, 2024 11:25 PM (3jdb+)

406 Barack and Michelle Obama break silence on election outcome

https://tinyurl.com/nex5w2ws
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il mangia-cane at November 06, 2024 11:18 PM (i0xsb)

Damn! The SCOAMF sure looks aged in that pic. I remember meeting Pinetop Perkins when he was 90-odd years old, and he looked more lively than TFG.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2024 11:25 PM (mWEDI)

407 Considering what Johnny Somali was doing in South Korea, a prison maybe safer since Korean influencers were hunting him to beat the snot out of him.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2024 11:25 PM (Zn1jZ)

408 Erebus, I am so very sorry for your loss.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 06, 2024 11:25 PM (OTdqV)

409 hat would happen if California had a massive write-in campaign for 2026 governor of Bacon & Eggs? Anyone think it could win? It could cross party lines quite nicely.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 06, 2024 11:22 PM (VNX3d)
====

Brown eggs or white eggs?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 06, 2024 11:23 PM (RIvkX)

Not sure. Is there a difference?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 06, 2024 11:26 PM (VNX3d)

410 Drunk and naked I understand.
Poo covered tho?
WTH?

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at November 06, 2024 11:26 PM (elaR+)

411 I love the dilemma the Left is faced with now. Openly saying that the first WOC presidential nominee was an awful candidate is nearly tantamount to heresy; but their only other option to explain the missing 10-12 million votes is to admit that those never really existed in 2020. But they can't do that, because that would mean admitting the election was stolen after all.
....
Posted by: Dr. T at November 06, 2024 11:21 PM (jGGMD)
====

I would like to corner Marc Elias with this analysis and ask him, "Make it make sense."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 06, 2024 11:26 PM (RIvkX)

412 295 PW, it's crazy that great bands aren't able to keep together.
Posted by: leb at November 06, 2024 10:42 PM (VNr/1)

Well, it makes sense when you consider that a great band is sometimes made up of very creative and strong-willed people. They don't always get along naturally, and sometimes it takes an outside force, such as a strong-willed manager, to keep them working together. The Beatles had a guy like that, and he died in 1967. Two years later, they were pretty much just done working together.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 06, 2024 11:27 PM (YrTFn)

413 The Left blaming black and brown men is fucking is poetic justice or irony or something.

Posted by: leb at November 06, 2024 11:27 PM (VNr/1)

414 Not sure. Is there a difference?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 06, 2024 11:26 PM (VNX3d)
===
Yes! I'm told it's the only difference that matters.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 06, 2024 11:28 PM (RIvkX)

415 NASA gives update on astronauts mysteriously hospitalized

https://mol.im/a/14050621

Don't know what's going on. When they landed they were immediately put on stretchers. Usually they are helped to walk to chairs nearby. Anyone have more info?

Don't forget the launch at 2:02AM Eastern.

https://www.youtube.com/live/YLPkCv3kVuI

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, poche notizie at November 06, 2024 11:28 PM (i0xsb)

416 Thanks for the suggestion, Miklos.
My cards are ok; it's just a heads up that my info is on the web. Bleh.
My credit stuff is frozen on the 3 credit sites though so I am safe.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 06, 2024 11:28 PM (OTdqV)

417 Arkansas State Troopers will execute Pit maneuvers going 100 miles an hour, they will literally crash their cars into a suspects vehicle creating massive damage and mayhem, and think nothing of it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 06, 2024 10:40 PM (XV/Pl)

I was amazed when I first saw these, but upon further thought, a speeding car is a very deadly weapon, putting innocent lives at risk. If a suspect was running through a shopping mall, blasting a gun into the air, we would prefer him to be stopped quickly and by any means necessary.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 06, 2024 11:29 PM (7eVFM)

418 Thanks for all the great ONTs, MisHum. I hope you enjoy your retirement.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 06, 2024 11:29 PM (wnRY2)

419 My credit stuff is frozen on the 3 credit sites though so I am safe.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 06, 2024 11:28 PM (OTdqV)
====

But I was going to Vegas!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 06, 2024 11:29 PM (RIvkX)

420 @406

>>Damn! The SCOAMF sure looks aged in that pic.

Meanwhile, Trump looks like he reversed aged as President.

The SCOAMF and W are what you look like when you've sent men off to die to feed the war machine or when you know in your heart of hearts you're an unworthy POS imposter.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 06, 2024 11:30 PM (XV/Pl)

421 Drunk and naked I understand.
Poo covered tho?
WTH?
Posted by: Erebus

Well.....

the 51-year-old tourist had plunged through his hotel balcony and was found dangling above the busy cafe

I'm not saying I'd necessarily s--t myself if I fell through a balcony at a third-world hotel, but I'm not saying I wouldn't, either. It's one of those things that's hard to predict until it happens.

Posted by: mikeski at November 06, 2024 11:30 PM (DgGvY)

422 Late as usual- thanks Mis Hum for all the wonderful ONTs before and after my de-lurking. Will miss you here, but look forward to seeing you Saturday mornings.

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at November 06, 2024 11:31 PM (kOluj)

423 Election 2024 Haiku

Tears of liberals
Sending me off to my bed
Like rain in my dreams

Posted by: tankascribe at November 06, 2024 11:32 PM (HWxAD)

424 Drunk and naked I understand.
Poo covered tho?
WTH?
Posted by: Erebus
-------------
I have a theory.

Posted by: Amber Heard at November 06, 2024 11:33 PM (41CYW)

425 -
Drunk and naked I understand.
Poo covered tho?
WTH?
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at November 06, 2024 11:26 PM
-

Never trust a fart.

Posted by: Drunk and naked guy at November 06, 2024 11:33 PM (rcc2P)

426 My credit stuff is frozen on the 3 credit sites though so I am safe.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Had to go through that nonsense when my identity was stolen. I evidently tried to buy 4 cars in a week. Fun times.

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 06, 2024 11:34 PM (vJiyU)

427 Well.....

the 51-year-old tourist had plunged through his hotel balcony and was found dangling above the busy cafe

I'm not saying I'd necessarily s--t myself if I fell through a balcony at a third-world hotel, but I'm not saying I wouldn't, either. It's one of those things that's hard to predict until it happens.
Posted by: mikeski

I know how I am when I'm drunk.
That happens and you'll hear me say, wheeeeeeeeee!

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at November 06, 2024 11:34 PM (elaR+)

428 I'm not saying I'd necessarily s--t myself if I fell through a balcony at a third-world hotel, but I'm not saying I wouldn't, either. It's one of those things that's hard to predict until it happens.
Posted by: mikeski at November 06, 2024 11:30 PM (DgGvY)

I made a reference to Andrew Gillum earlier. Men engaged in gay sex orgies often get slathered in er, "effluvia".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2024 11:34 PM (mWEDI)

429 Damn! The SCOAMF sure looks aged in that pic. I remember meeting Pinetop Perkins when he was 90-odd years old, and he looked more lively than TFG.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2024 11:25 PM (mWEDI)

Sexually transmitted parasites take their toll. That and the guilt that accompanies misadventures like having one's personal chef murdered, being married to lady cryptid with a penis. Lots of things really.

Posted by: Magnets! How do they work? at November 06, 2024 11:34 PM (+n72I)

430 I made a reference to Andrew Gillum earlier. Men engaged in gay sex orgies often get slathered in er, "effluvia".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Another version of don't trust a fart?

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at November 06, 2024 11:36 PM (elaR+)

431 Erebus, I'm very sorry. Hang in there.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 06, 2024 11:36 PM (Gwy3q)

432 Trump was elected in part by a cultural groundswell. The left doesn't have an answer to it. Celebrities didn't pull Kamala across the line.

Posted by: leb at November 06, 2024 11:37 PM (VNr/1)

433 Another version of don't trust a fart?
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at November 06, 2024 11:36 PM (elaR+)

I think it has to do with where stuff gets put.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2024 11:38 PM (mWEDI)

434 Erebus, I'm very sorry. Hang in there.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Thanks.
I'm still on an emotional rollercoaster.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at November 06, 2024 11:38 PM (elaR+)

435 EveHOLY FUCKING SHIT MIS HUM DID WHAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?

Damn.

Sorry to see you go. You were a pretty good ONT runner-er. I'll keep sending you memes cuz memes are fun.

Cheers, Mis Hum!

Posted by: Robert at November 06, 2024 11:38 PM (RwqAO)

436 I think it has to do with where stuff gets put.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Understood, but I could imagine "accidents" take place at inopportune times.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at November 06, 2024 11:39 PM (elaR+)

437 Your ONTs are wonderful, but now my 24-hour buzz is gone. I'll really miss the content, curated and dispersed with loving care.

The Caffeine Thread, in comparison, is like opening in Sheboygan after a long Broadway run. It's like toaster leavin's after a huge feast. And morning people are icky and best ignored, anyhow.

Posted by: Crying In My Soup at November 06, 2024 11:40 PM (nS6qG)

438 MisHum, you will be missed.
You are leaving big shoes to be filled.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at November 06, 2024 11:40 PM (elaR+)

439 It's ironic that Kamala had the celebrities while Trump had the influencers.

Posted by: leb at November 06, 2024 11:41 PM (VNr/1)

440 It was cold this morning here, but warmed up nicely by noon, with sunshine. I washed the transfer case for my torn-down suburban with gasoline and a brush, and got it pretty clean. Did the transmission the same way two days ago, and was going to take it to the car wash to use the wash gun on it, and looked at it, and said to myself, "hey, it's clean enough now to work on it, why bother?"

Went for Wing Night, and coming home, it was still 37 degrees at 7:30 PM.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2024 11:42 PM (mWEDI)

441 It's like losing Cowboy Copas. Who's gonna fill his shoes, er, boots?

Posted by: Zombie Porter Wagoner at November 06, 2024 11:44 PM (nS6qG)

442 Thanks.
I'm still on an emotional rollercoaster.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at November 06, 2024 11:38 PM (elaR+)

I think we met up a few years ago in Mesa, didn't we? Maybe we can try to do it again this coming Winter. I expect to be back in AZ sometime next month.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2024 11:44 PM (mWEDI)

443 The Dems ran three dismal candidates against Trump, because all they have is dismal candidates.

In the middle one they cheated far more.

No need to overthink it.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 11:45 PM (fV+MH)

444 Anybody else feel... election withdrawal syndrome?

For at least a year, I've incorporated multiple daily visits to a whole LOT of election news/analysis sites (RCP; Red State; Breitbart; Bongino; Lucianne; others), and now... there's no longer much there that interests me.

Same with FOX News primetime cable lineup-- it all seems dated & repetitive.

I need a new drug!

Posted by: mnw at November 06, 2024 11:46 PM (NLIak)

445 NASA gives update on astronauts mysteriously hospitalized

https://mol.im/a/14050621

What's the Over/Under for blaming a Putin space ray?

Posted by: Chuck C at November 06, 2024 11:46 PM (yOPBE)

446 So Mis Hum, this is the end of the Oh No Yoko Appreciation Club?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2024 11:46 PM (Zn1jZ)

447 And I am going to get an early one. Stayed up way too late last night following the election returns here, and it was glorious. But now my body is craving sleep. Night, Horde.

And best wishes to you in your future endeavors, MisHum! Tight lines, and straight shooting!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2024 11:47 PM (mWEDI)

448
I need a new drug!

Posted by: mnw

===============

Watch the MSM for schadenfreude. I didn't go near the news for 4 years and now I can't get enough of it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at November 06, 2024 11:48 PM (wjjYr)

449 Echoing what has already been said a lot, Mis Hum, but I am sad to see you depart from ONT duties, especially just having made your acquaintance in Texas. Thanks for all you've done to power the mothership during the hours of darkness over the years.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 06, 2024 11:49 PM (v23vE)

450 Even Mary Lou Rotten has feet of clay. She promised me that with Revco-I have a friend for life. How did that work out?

Posted by: Jilted and Jaded at November 06, 2024 11:50 PM (nS6qG)

451 What's the Over/Under for blaming a Putin space ray?
Posted by: Chuck C at November 06, 2024 11:46 PM (yOPBE)

Climate Change. And Racism.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 06, 2024 11:50 PM (7eVFM)

452 America Ferrera blames Donald Trump as she joins growing list of stars fleeing the US for a new life in the UK

https://mol.im/a/14049777

Good riddance

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, buone notizie at November 06, 2024 11:51 PM (i0xsb)

453 What is the Amish cure for a hangover?

Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 06, 2024 11:52 PM (qCWVV)

454 Eyes have the heavies, g'night Horde. Erebus, very sorry. Mis Hum, enjoy the fishing and a big thanks for the 8 plus years of excellent ONTs.

Posted by: scampydog at November 06, 2024 11:52 PM (41CYW)

455 448 Mort

I've been doing some of that.

I mentioned earlier that watching my state's former (thank GOD!) Senator, Claire McCaskill WEEP openly on MSNBC today was about the most fun I've ever had with my pants on.

Glorious!

Posted by: mnw at November 06, 2024 11:53 PM (NLIak)

456 Job well done Miss Hum!
Will miss you at the ONT.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 06, 2024 11:53 PM (S5hhx)

457 Abortion, fornication, adultery, sodomy. Hints that God may have had enough. The way back: chastity, purity, continence may be part of the formula. No charge. You're welcome.

Posted by: 80's music fan at November 06, 2024 11:53 PM (QSrLX)

458 Congrats MisHum. You wit and humanity will be missed. Glad you’ll still be around and not banished to wherever Cobs get sent.

Posted by: Pete Bog at November 06, 2024 11:55 PM (IW0rK)

459 I saw the Putin Space Rays open for the Dead Kennedys at the Paradise back in aught-nine.

Posted by: irright at November 06, 2024 11:56 PM (rcc2P)

460 To those who are leaving this great country called the United States of America, I bear you no personal ill will. But wherever you go in this world, may your chains rest lightly upon your shoulders.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2024 11:56 PM (Zn1jZ)

461 Hamas reacts to Trump winning 2024 Election Result

https://mol.im/a/14051527

Cheeky bastards.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, sporchi arabi at November 06, 2024 11:56 PM (i0xsb)

462 452 America Ferrera blames Donald Trump as she joins growing list of stars fleeing the US for a new life in the UK

https://mol.im/a/14049777

Good riddance
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, buone notizie at November 06, 2024 11:51 PM (i0xsb)

Pampered starlet who is big mad about what Big Don's supreme court picks did to abortion flees to country with stricter abortion laws than CA and NY. *chef's kiss*

Posted by: Magnets! How do they work? at November 06, 2024 11:57 PM (+n72I)

463 Wow! Congratulations, Mis. Hum! After 8+ years of highly diverse & wildly entertaining ONTs, you certainly deserve to ditch the schedule and enjoy life & family.

Will be looking forward to your continued presence with The Classical Saturday Morning Coffee Break & Prayer Revival.

Best wishes, Lola

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at November 06, 2024 11:57 PM (NFX2v)

464 >>457 Abortion, fornication, adultery, sodomy. Hints that God may have had enough. The way back: chastity, purity, continence may be part of the formula. No charge. You're welcome.
Posted by: 80's music fan at November 06, 2024 11:53 PM (QSrLX)
__
No one likes a scold. But you're probably right.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 06, 2024 11:58 PM (qCWVV)

465 America Ferrera blames Donald Trump as she joins growing list of stars fleeing the US for a new life in the UK

https://mol.im/a/14049777

Good riddance
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, buone notizie at November 06, 2024 11:51 PM (i0xsb)

I'll give her congrats if she goes through with it. Most celebs never do.

Posted by: leb at November 06, 2024 11:58 PM (VNr/1)

466 I'll fess up to a wee spot of good news, just to balance the ONT a bit?

VA saw fit to bestow upon me Full Medical Benefits, $0 deductible, $0 co-pay.

My only "service related" disability that I knew of, was tinnitus.

What I didn't know, was that a fresh diagnosis of ALS puts one on the VA Fast Track for EVERYTHING.

And yes, I'll be applying for every govt. dollar I can scrape up to find.

My goal now is to become a Welfare Queen.

Now, where is my Purple Cadillac?!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 06, 2024 11:58 PM (Xo+UM)

467 Jim_SND

Purple Cadillac with the white convertible top?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2024 12:00 AM (Zn1jZ)

468 452

Never heard of America whodat.

But I BELIEVE Babs' & Cher's threats to leave the country... they both have Swiss ski chalet/estates, & it's getting close to when they'd be going over there anyway.

Take THAT, you deplorables! I'm outta here! (For 6 weeks, anyway)

Posted by: mnw at November 07, 2024 12:00 AM (NLIak)

469 297 "I want abasement."
... Good word though. I had to look it up.
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen

I wanted one too, until I had to pay $20k to finish it, and then it flooded and I had to throw away all the carpeting.

Posted by: Wallowing in abasement at November 07, 2024 12:00 AM (3jdb+)

470 America Ferrera

Ugly Betty

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2024 12:02 AM (Zn1jZ)

471 That's good news, Jim!

Posted by: mnw at November 07, 2024 12:02 AM (NLIak)

472 -
What is the Amish cure for a hangover?
Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 06, 2024 11:52 PM
-

We pull your clothes off, roll you in manure, and drop you on an internet cafe in Thailand.
You probably won't do that again.

Posted by: The Amish at November 07, 2024 12:02 AM (rcc2P)

473 So Newdome says he will work with the new president but warned him that California will stand up for the rule of law.
WTF???
Trying to sound tough there Gavin?
How about you piss off.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2024 12:02 AM (W/lyH)

474 Newsome, not Newdome.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2024 12:03 AM (W/lyH)

475 Thanks, Crane. I needed that.

Posted by: 80's music fan at November 07, 2024 12:04 AM (QSrLX)

476

awwwww, last night we were winners and tonight we are losers. Thank you MisHum for entertaining us for 8 years.

Catch some big ones!!

Posted by: four seasons at November 07, 2024 12:05 AM (3ek7K)

477 452 America Ferrera blames Donald Trump as she joins growing list of stars fleeing the US for a new life in the UK

https://mol.im/a/14049777

Good riddance
Posted by: Ciampino

I'm guessing there is a subset of people out there where this is important.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 07, 2024 12:05 AM (sAmhv)

478 Ending dual-citizenship should be one of Trump's first executive orders.

Posted by: leb at November 07, 2024 12:07 AM (VNr/1)

479 Erebus, I can't imagine. Praying for you and the rest of the family.

Posted by: barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at November 07, 2024 12:08 AM (Cu0iA)

480 Assuming America has money, in addition to name recognition (but not by me), the UK tax regime may detract from her delight in fleeing Trump country.

Posted by: mnw at November 07, 2024 12:08 AM (NLIak)

481 -
America Ferrera blames Donald Trump as she joins growing list of stars...
-

Are "stars" people a normal person has heard of?

Posted by: irright at November 07, 2024 12:08 AM (rcc2P)

482 Sadly Trump winning might actually have been the final straw for him.
He had a gun I didn't know about...
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at November 06, 2024 10:59 PM (elaR+)

So very sorry for your loss and the experience of seeing what you saw, Erebus.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 07, 2024 12:09 AM (v23vE)

483 Well, darn.

Mis Hum may windy affairs and smoothies follow you through retirement …

Or maybe it was the other way around.

Thank you for 8 years.

Posted by: Adriane the Not Cynical Enough Critic . . . at November 07, 2024 12:09 AM (TX4bP)

484 ...Purple Cadillac with the white convertible top?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2024 12:00 AM (Zn1jZ)

Think, '72 Coupe DeVille, before the 5mph bumper era.

Convert would be El Dorado, but I've always liked the trim lines of that era's CdV.

Bone stock, but Purple, would be fine. I might have to borrow Perfesser Squirrel's hat though, time to time?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 07, 2024 12:09 AM (Xo+UM)

485 America Ferrera blames Donald Trump as she joins growing list of stars fleeing the US for a new life in the UK

https://mol.im/a/14049777

I read this.
I want that two minutes back.
Gawd, what an idiot. Clearly she studied in the same school for public speaking as Harris.
Ugh.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2024 12:09 AM (W/lyH)

486 478 Ending dual-citizenship should be one of Trump's first executive orders.

Posted by: leb at November 07, 2024 12:07 AM (VNr/1)
----
I may be wrong but isn't that a Congressional job?

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, sporchi arabi e communisti at November 07, 2024 12:10 AM (i0xsb)

487 MisHum, thank you for many rousing ONT's. Your replacement has big shoes to fill.

Posted by: barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at November 07, 2024 12:10 AM (Cu0iA)

488 Erebus- ex-killer whale at November 06, 2024 11:38 PM (elaR+)

I’m very sorry.

Posted by: Adriane the Not Cynical Enough Critic . . . at November 07, 2024 12:12 AM (TX4bP)

489
erebus, I'm so sorry.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 07, 2024 12:12 AM (+xozn)

490 So sorry, Erebus {{{hugs}}}

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, Plucky Comic Relief, Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade at November 07, 2024 12:12 AM (SRRAx)

491 Evenin’, All.

The coffin as bookshelf thing was used on an episode of Corner Gas.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 12:13 AM (v6JzV)

492 youtu.be/vxHjRqnY7zA

George Jones-Who's Gonna Fill Their Shoes

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 07, 2024 12:14 AM (sAmhv)

493
Newsome, not Newdome.
Posted by: Diogenes

===============

Newsom, not Newsome.

But hell, just call him Nuisance. Or Newscum.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 07, 2024 12:14 AM (+xozn)

494 Interesting. Apparently Harris went through over $1Billion in her campaign and ended up $20 Million in debt, and the staff isn't happy about it due to some overdue salaries etc. At least one staffer is calling for a full blown audit to see where the money went.

BEONCE!!! SPRINGSTEIN!!!! LIZZZO!!!! KATY PERRY!!!!!

LMAO...they are going to have to report it down to the penny. Maybe Pelosi had certain reasons for losing her temper at the speech today.

Posted by: Orson at November 07, 2024 12:15 AM (dIske)

495 193 You really need to be a Missourian, who endured all 8 years of Senator Claire McCaskill, to experience the orgasmic JOY of watching her WEEP on MSNBC last night!

Tasty liberal tears... LITERALLY!Posted by: mnw at November 06, 2024 10:14 PM (NLIak)
Oh damn, I didn't see that. I'll have to look that up later.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 06, 2024 10:17 PM (jGGMD

Before Barry was in office I used to go with my husband on his business trips to DC several times/year. We ate at very good restaurants near the WH and Capitol. Usually saw stupid congress critters. One night ole Claire opened the door for me as I was leaving. I knew who she was, looked her in the eye, and sashayed out. Thanking her like it was her job and not giving her highness an ego boost to let her know I knew who she was. Her face fell like a deflated balloon. She was sad.

I do this to any famous person I have ever met. Pity it is never Mel Gibson, as I love him. Met Robert Redford in my prime, met his eyes, and did my pretend not knowing him. But I recognized him from the trifecta of moles on his right cheek and chin. He was 3" shorter than me.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 07, 2024 12:16 AM (gi+MR)

496 Happy Retirement, MisHum. You deserve it.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 12:16 AM (v6JzV)

497 Link on 494

https://x.com/mboyle1/status/1854357003688141142

Posted by: Orson at November 07, 2024 12:16 AM (dIske)

498 I may be wrong but isn't that a Congressional job?
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, sporchi arabi e communisti at November 07, 2024 12:10 AM (i0xsb)

Yeah, sure. But they say Trump will be a Hitlerian dictator. So I expect the Republicans in congress to pass an Enabling Act.

Posted by: leb at November 07, 2024 12:17 AM (VNr/1)

499 I wonder what the Harris brigade paid each Rent-a-Crowd buffoon?

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, molti dollari at November 07, 2024 12:18 AM (i0xsb)

500 Interesting. Apparently Harris went through over $1Billion in her campaign and ended up $20 Million in debt,

A thank-you fruit basket is on its way.

Posted by: YouTube at November 07, 2024 12:21 AM (8CgXU)

501 495

I'm still kicking myself 45 years later. I was in a line behind Some Dude, and I said, "You look familiar. Have we met before?"

It was a local TV newscaster. He lit up like the Milky Way! Got to show off for his friends, like "This happens to me ALL the time!"

Posted by: mnw at November 07, 2024 12:22 AM (NLIak)

502 Watch Space Force's top secret space plane perform orbital maneuver

https://mol.im/a/14048779

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, l;aereo spaziale at November 07, 2024 12:23 AM (i0xsb)

503 Ciampiino, the ones that weren't paid were the real buffoons.

Posted by: leb at November 07, 2024 12:23 AM (VNr/1)

504 You know, I wondered why there were still pushing their fundraising just a day before the election. Now I know. They actually sent over 100 people home from their ground game in Georgia because they couldn't pay them.

Posted by: Orson at November 07, 2024 12:23 AM (dIske)

505 Ok looked at that campaign finance link - it shouts that there was massive embezzlement up and down the Harris campaign - probably has a lot to do with why the effort was so bad.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2024 12:25 AM (S6gqv)

506 467 Jim_SND

Purple Cadillac with the white convertible top?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2024 12:00 AM (Zn1jZ)

diamond in the back, sunroof top,

diggin the scene.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 07, 2024 12:25 AM (QGaXH)

507 I know I'm banned, and anyway I'm in Mexico after early voting in Swing-State.
Democrats On Substack is Heather Cox Richardson, 'Letters From An American'.
DU locked their stuff so, that's where I was getting quotes.

https://tinyurl.com/2v9u7ue4

Enjoy the comments. I always do.

Posted by: That Guy at November 07, 2024 12:25 AM (mUyIm)

508 Have you guys seen the spending comparison by each state? It's hilarious. Trump spent a fraction of what Harris did. The only state Trump put good money into was PA, and even then Harris outspent him. Let me see if I can find the graph. It's insult to injury.

Posted by: Orson at November 07, 2024 12:25 AM (dIske)

509 I read that the Harris campaign & her top three affiliated PACs (which were named) spent a combined $2.9 billion.

Posted by: mnw at November 07, 2024 12:26 AM (NLIak)

510 Thanks for all laughs, and musical interludes, Mis. Hum, it's good to go out on a high.

Also I think the dental plan sucks because Ace has been quoted as saying "I like me a little gumming action"

Posted by: Rbastid at November 07, 2024 12:26 AM (kQrmg)

511 My favorite CD is Yoko Ono's Greatest hits.....

Got it on Ebay for a very cheap price......

Posted by: Kamal Harris at November 07, 2024 12:26 AM (A2iSa)

512 Here it is. You have to check it out. All the swing states are listed with ad buys.

https://x.com/TPCarney/status/1854219231178404088

Posted by: Orson at November 07, 2024 12:27 AM (dIske)

513 501
I get a kick when recognized by a former student and told how much he/she enjoyed my Chem classes and specially the labs.

Posted by: Ciampino - It is a special moment for a university prof at November 07, 2024 12:28 AM (i0xsb)

514 Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
@LeBatardShow
"If I view that as a threat, and then you view that as your preference, you become a threat. That's the America that I live in."

Dan shares his thoughts on Donald Trump's "resounding" win of the 2024 election.
Video: x.com/LeBatardShow/status/1854181453338198489 0:00 / 2:40
7:18 AM · Nov 6, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 07, 2024 12:29 AM (9aVck)

515 507 That Guy

REALLY appreciate your DU reports. One of my favorite things.

Posted by: mnw at November 07, 2024 12:29 AM (NLIak)

516 494 Interesting. Apparently Harris went through over $1Billion in her campaign and ended up $20 Million in debt, and the staff isn't happy about it due to some overdue salaries etc. At least one staffer is calling for a full blown audit to see where the money went.

BEONCE!!! SPRINGSTEIN!!!! LIZZZO!!!! KATY PERRY!!!!!

LMAO...they are going to have to report it down to the penny. Maybe Pelosi had certain reasons for losing her temper at the speech today.
Posted by: Orson

LOL!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 07, 2024 12:30 AM (sAmhv)

517 Have you guys seen the spending comparison by each state? It's hilarious. Trump spent a fraction of what Harris did. The only state Trump put good money into was PA, and even then Harris outspent him. Let me see if I can find the graph. It's insult to injury.
Posted by: Orson at November 07, 2024 12:25 AM (dIske)

I remember when big money in politics used to be bad. I think it back when Democrats were out raised.

Posted by: leb at November 07, 2024 12:31 AM (VNr/1)

518 America Ferrera blames Donald Trump as she joins growing list of stars fleeing the US for a new life in the UK

https://mol.im/a/14049777

I read this.
I want that two minutes back.
Gawd, what an idiot. Clearly she studied in the same school for public speaking as Harris.
Ugh.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2024 12:09 AM (W/lyH)

Trump should start the Expat resettlement program.

If you renounce your citizenship (he'll waive the normal fee) and leave the country, we'll pay for plane flight, offer no taxes on your house/land liquidation, and offer you a $50k resettlement buyout.

So for about $6 bil in loss taxes and payments, we can get rid of 100,000 of these assholes for good. I think it pays for itself

Posted by: Rbastid at November 07, 2024 12:31 AM (kQrmg)

519 I do this to any famous person I have ever met.”

I’ve always been jealous of you types who run into famous people. My strange fate has been that the only famous people I have met before they made it big are doing 20 years to life in the big house. Well and the guy who’s on Death Row. My calling has been to meet and know the criminals, freaks, and lunatics of this world.

Well I guess that’s why I like it here.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2024 12:31 AM (S6gqv)

520 MisHum, thanks for all the great ONT content!

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 07, 2024 12:32 AM (8XYYe)

521 501 495

I'm still kicking myself 45 years later. I was in a line behind Some Dude, and I said, "You look familiar. Have we met before?"

It was a local TV newscaster. He lit up like the Milky Way! Got to show off for his friends, like "This happens to me ALL the time!"

Posted by: mnw at November 07, 2024 12:22 AM (NLIak)

If I'd liked Claire, which I did not, I would have said something vs acting like a snotty beetch. But she deserved it. That same night a lesbian was interested in me at the bar with my husband right behind me, so I guess I looked good. He had to tell me she was a lesbian as I am always clueless since college and another hit on me right in front of him at a party.

I was at a dining table that same trip, when Katherine Sebelius went by like a wobbly, scrawny stork. I was tempted to trip her but restrained myself. Then I wanted to ask her where the hell the $ was coming for to pay for Obamacare. She had security. My husband told me no, leave her alone, and I was going to be Southern and charming. He later said he wished he'd said yes, sic her. I scare all the men in my entire family in public. I am mellowing with age.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 07, 2024 12:33 AM (gi+MR)

522 Joy Reid, who is clinically insane, said today that Harris ran "a perfect campaign," and then Reid named all the top celebrities who had supported Harris, to prove her point.

Even a couple of her View playmates were rolling their eyes at that one.

Posted by: mnw at November 07, 2024 12:34 AM (NLIak)

523 I hope that among Trump's advisors/staff there are smart, angry, vengeful, m***frs.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2024 12:34 AM (XeU6L)

524 519 LOL, Tom Servo.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 12:34 AM (v6JzV)

525 500 comments later...

I still can't quite wrap my head around MisHum leaving the ONT. I mean, there were hints, foreshadowings, and perturbations, but this is relatively as thunderstriking news as yesterday's election results. Especially coming hard upon the heels of that victory.

MisHum, you have certainly left your mark on here. Further comment will have to wait until I am less thunderstruck. Good to know that, unlike Maet, you will not be abandoning us altogether. You're a big part of this Horde, ONTs aside, and I hope you will be for a long while to come.

What are we going to do tomorrow night, Brain?
https://youtu.be/OqMs9WsJg2k

G'nite, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - staggered at November 07, 2024 12:35 AM (qEJZH)

526 Major German newspaper publishes one-word reaction to Trump's victory

https://mol.im/a/14051355

Posted by: Ciampino - That's rude at November 07, 2024 12:36 AM (i0xsb)

527 486 478 Ending dual-citizenship should be one of Trump's first executive orders.

Posted by: leb at November 07, 2024 12:07 AM (VNr/1)
----
I may be wrong but isn't that a Congressional job?
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, sporchi arabi e communisti at November 07, 2024 12:10 AM (i0xsb)

I have unhappy news - thanks to a SCOTUS ruling from the Warren Court, you’re gonna have to amend the Constitution to do that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2024 12:36 AM (S6gqv)

528 Well I guess that’s why I like it here.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2024 12:31 AM (S6gqv)
__________________________

There's a funny interview with Bill Hader where he imitates Lorne Michaels (SNL boss)....and the whole premise of his bit is that Lorne Michaels seems put out to have to name drop all the famous people he deals with on a regular basis. However Hader substitutes in serial killers instead of the regular celebrities. It's great.

Posted by: Orson at November 07, 2024 12:36 AM (dIske)

529 525 G’night, Mindful.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 12:37 AM (v6JzV)

530 If only Kamala had gotten a few more celebrity endorsements.

Posted by: leb at November 07, 2024 12:38 AM (VNr/1)

531 Over on Outkick, the regular murderer's row of retards that make up the NBA are taking the election well. Mensa member LeBron and Steve Kerr both are handling it well (giggle). I expect the smooth and thoughtful take of Gregg Popovich will be coming soon. FYI, NBA ratings are abysmal this year. They've been bad for a few years now but I guess, really bad now. Heh!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 07, 2024 12:38 AM (sAmhv)

532 519 I do this to any famous person I have ever met.”

I’ve always been jealous of you types who run into famous people. My strange fate has been that the only famous people I have met before they made it big are doing 20 years to life in the big house. Well and the guy who’s on Death Row. My calling has been to meet and know the criminals, freaks, and lunatics of this world.

Well I guess that’s why I like it here.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2024 12:31 AM (S6gqv)

I've known some weirdos myself. One who should be in prison, and was associated by profession with felons.

Mitt Romney, spit, came up to me in an airport. It was early and I was tired. He asked if we were boarding, like he was a nitwit and couldn't figure it out. It was right after he lost to O. After about 5min I looked up and was stupidly thrilled to see him and said hello. About this time my husband delivered water and breakfast and I introduced him. Two men came up to him and "thanked him for his service."These same two men sat behind him. At first I thought he was traveling without security but I doubt this. One of his carry on bags looked like a ratty bowling bag, which was odd. Walks like a penguin

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 07, 2024 12:38 AM (gi+MR)

533 367 Olympic legend Simone Biles makes plea to Joe Biden following Trump's victory

She is the living embodiment of DEI participation awards, given medals for her color and not her skill, taking team spots away from better candidates, and quittng for ' mental health' in the middle of a competition once it was to late to replace her

Posted by: Bensdad00 at November 07, 2024 12:38 AM (ZwieU)

534 Lots of people do not know Timmy Walz like I do. I learned a lot about him during our adventure.

Did you know his favorite song is from Woodstock. Yeah that's right Woodstock back in 1969.

The song is by Jefferson Airplane – Plastic Fantastic Lover

Posted by: Kamal Harris at November 07, 2024 12:39 AM (A2iSa)

535 521

Sebelius was really snotty to a close friend of mine who just wanted to introduce himself to her. They had vacation places near to each other in MI. He was a high profile local elected official at the time. Caused me to dislike her vicariously.

Posted by: mnw at November 07, 2024 12:40 AM (NLIak)

536 Dan Le Batard is a vacuous nothing.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 07, 2024 12:41 AM (sAmhv)

537 532 So Romney is part of Big Penguin? Makes sense.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 12:41 AM (v6JzV)

538 530 If only Kamala had gotten a few more celebrity endorsements.

I got Linda Susan Boreman's endorsement before she passed away.

I was a protégé' of hers....

Posted by: Kamal Harris at November 07, 2024 12:41 AM (A2iSa)

539 {{{MisHum}}} You have been my rock here at night through some of the toughest years of my life. Because of reading you I actually gained the courage to step out from behind the screen and venture to meet real live morons and 'ettes. I met the most wonderful people and I thank you for this. I'll still see you Saturday mornings, and you and The Fabulous and I shall meet again, I hope. If you guys ever come to Boston you know what to do.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 07, 2024 12:43 AM (Sgq8y)

540 537 532 So Romney is part of Big Penguin? Makes sense.
Posted by: Bulg

Don't spread vicious lies and libel. We have serious lawyers who won't leave a scrap of meat on your bones.

Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3 at November 07, 2024 12:44 AM (nS6qG)

541 Thank you, God bless and goodnight.
Mis. Hum.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:30

Thank you kind sir. You know your work here been much appreciated, but you don't know how much your appreciated work leads contributions here that will contribute to the future we want to become.
Posted by: a failed Pres candidate (who didn't carry WI)

Posted by: Farmer at November 07, 2024 12:44 AM (UyU0M)

542 531 Over on Outkick, the regular murderer's row of retards that make up the NBA are taking the election well. Mensa member LeBron and Steve Kerr both are handling it well (giggle). I expect the smooth and thoughtful take of Gregg Popovich will be coming soon. FYI, NBA ratings are abysmal this year. They've been bad for a few years now but I guess, really bad now. Heh!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 07, 2024 12:38 AM (sAmhv)
____________________________

I remember when the Democrat party was really trying to get Michael Jordan to endorse candidates. They really wanted him to push a liberal senator. Here's what he said:

"No...thanks. Republicans buy sneakers too."

He remained out of politics...and has to this very day. He gets it.

Posted by: Orson at November 07, 2024 12:46 AM (dIske)

543 535 521

Sebelius was really snotty to a close friend of mine who just wanted to introduce himself to her. They had vacation places near to each other in MI. He was a high profile local elected official at the time. Caused me to dislike her vicariously.
Posted by: mnw at November 07, 2024 12:40 AM (NLIak)

She looks like a total bitch from hell. I do wish I had accidently stuck my foot out and tripped her vs chatting. But I'd probably gone to jail and flipped out my husband. It is good I control my impulses, but I did think this (didn't tell him).

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 07, 2024 12:47 AM (gi+MR)

544 My goal now is to become a Welfare Queen.

Now, where is my Purple Cadillac?!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn

Food Stamps will pay for a nice steak night every night if you shop rite.

Posted by: Hints from Heloise at November 07, 2024 12:47 AM (khrpa)

545 519 Servo

Sounds like we might have once been in a related line of work.

I have souvenir beer mugs from USP-Marion (IL); USP-Beckley (WV); a couple of others. Got a really cool one from DEA Detroit-- a memorial stein.

Posted by: mnw at November 07, 2024 12:47 AM (NLIak)

546 > 500 Interesting. Apparently Harris went through over $1Billion in her campaign and ended up $20 Million in debt,

In a fair world, she'd have to pay it back by giving blowjobs to hobos for nickels.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2024 12:48 AM (W5ArC)

547 Thank you, MisHum, for the ONTs. And condolences / prayers for Erebus and his family.

Posted by: gdgm+ at November 07, 2024 12:48 AM (n/hEP)

548 Thank you, God bless and goodnight.
Mis. Hum.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

attribution please

Posted by: Miklos recalls Red Skelton at November 07, 2024 12:49 AM (khrpa)

549 Probably the biggest celebrity I've ever met is Ozzy Osborne.

He was kind of a dick.

That was during his shitfaced period, though. Seems like a nicer guy nowadays.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2024 12:49 AM (W5ArC)

550 ChristyBlinkyTheGreat, love your nic.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 12:49 AM (v6JzV)

551 I need to go to bed but have a question that, no doubt, has been discussed here...

Did Lennon ever say what attracted him to Yoko? It was not her singing voice or looks, I don't think.

Or, do I want to know the answer as pervy like Walz perv?

If pervy, never mind (Gilda Radner never mind)

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 07, 2024 12:50 AM (gi+MR)

552 SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 9-10 - SLC-4E - Vandenberg Space Force Base -

Launch scrubbed, will be Friday. You can all go to bed now.

Posted by: Ciampino - That's rocketry at November 07, 2024 12:52 AM (i0xsb)

553 Posted by: Bensdad00 at November 07, 2024 12:38 AM (ZwieU)

She is bar none the best gymnast I've ever seen. But she chokes; she lacks mental toughness, not ability. The coaches are the ones at fault for choosing her over the others.

Not defending her behavior, but she isn't what I think of as a DEI hire.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at November 07, 2024 12:52 AM (Vvh2V)

554 551

He was first attracted by her performance art, I read somewhere.

Posted by: mnw at November 07, 2024 12:52 AM (NLIak)

555
LeBron and Steve Kerr both are handling it well (giggle).

Posted by: Puddleglum

==========================

Right, now I look forward to the two-term presidencies of Vance and Gabbard more than ever. May the geniuses of the NBA writhe in psychic pain indefinitely.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 07, 2024 12:52 AM (+xozn)

556 551 Maybe Yoko had superlative sammich-making skills?

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 12:53 AM (v6JzV)

557 Sebelius was really snotty to a close friend of mine who just wanted to introduce himself to her. They had vacation places near to each other in MI. He was a high profile local elected official at the time. Caused me to dislike her vicariously.
Posted by: mnw

Rest well.

She will be forever known for National Federation of Independent Business v. Sebelius, which killed a major part of Obamacare

Posted by: Miklos cites at November 07, 2024 12:53 AM (khrpa)

558 Miklos!

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 12:54 AM (v6JzV)

559 550 ChristyBlinkyTheGreat, love your nic.
Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 12:49 AM (v6JzV)

Aging super model. We were born in the same year, 1954. She's older. I look better without make up, but fatter than her, as adipose is my face filler. Also only married once to my college boyfriend. Otherwise we are twins (cough).

I entered this decade of my life announcing to my husband and sons that this is my "eccentric decade." Comments were both alarming to them (as if, wth is next?) and what does this mean with worried looks. They calmed down when I told them it just means I am going to wear more hats and also not care what people think about me. Not that I cared much to begin with.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 07, 2024 12:54 AM (gi+MR)

560
Did Lennon ever say what attracted him to Yoko?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

==================

I read that she aggressively chased him and inserted herself between him and his friends.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 07, 2024 12:54 AM (+xozn)

561 24 A story about a police chase through school recess with no video? That's just mean man.

Just a remake of the chase in "The Seven Ups"

And if I am not mistaken, the Cardi B has already admitted to having been an actual ho, paid and everything.

Posted by: azjaeger at November 07, 2024 12:54 AM (3/XaG)

562 Probably the biggest celebrity I've ever met is Ozzy Osborne.

I got Bob Hope's autograph when I was about nine.

Posted by: Miklos has had brushes with Fame at November 07, 2024 12:55 AM (khrpa)

563 561

Tina Turner also, I believe.

Posted by: mnw at November 07, 2024 12:56 AM (NLIak)

564 And if I am not mistaken, the Cardi B has already admitted to having been an actual ho, paid and everything.
Posted by: azjaeger

*checks laptop*

Posted by: Hunter B. at November 07, 2024 12:56 AM (khrpa)

565
Mis. Hum., you have been an awesome ONTist. Thanks for your work!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 07, 2024 12:57 AM (+xozn)

566 Tina Turner also, I believe.
Posted by: mnw

My Pimp Hand was Strong

Posted by: Ike at November 07, 2024 12:57 AM (khrpa)

567 G'nite, all. Thanks for a good run, MH.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 07, 2024 12:59 AM (mH6SG)

568 Bulg!

Posted by: Miklos is pleased to be on a First Name Basis at November 07, 2024 12:59 AM (khrpa)

569 Last comment before I go to bed...

Commenter on the Yoko Vid wrote this: "For John, love was blind, deaf, and was absolutely stoned out of its mind."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 07, 2024 12:59 AM (ynpvh)

570 I heard Ace is an awesome ONanisT

Posted by: mnw at November 07, 2024 01:00 AM (NLIak)

571
Posted by: Miklos cites at November 07, 2024 12:53 AM (khrpa)

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omg that smug, incompetent woman. I had forgotten all about her until just now. Thank god she's gone.

Sort of related, the Japanese are also looking forward to the removal of Rahm Emmanuel as US Ambassador. Smarmy prick always telling them to be more tolerant of trannies.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 07, 2024 01:00 AM (+xozn)

572
Did Lennon ever say what attracted him to Yoko?

Lennon was legitimate nuts, always had been. And by 1967-8 had had more hot girls tossing themselves at him than we have ever even seen. He was also on drugs, and getting more and more unhappy with being "pop" in any way, especially with Paul getting on him because Paul never stopped wanting to be the most popular in the world. So Yoko was different, she was edgy, she was motherly to him, and everyone disliked her and Lennon got disparaged in the press for being with her.

Posted by: azjaeger at November 07, 2024 01:01 AM (3/XaG)

573 G’night, Jim in Kali.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 01:01 AM (v6JzV)

574 Thank you, God bless and goodnight.
Mis. Hum.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:30

Wow, since 2016 MH, hardly seems possible. You mean it's been that long since we met in Green Bay? Back then you were just an ordinary common tater, like me and Chavez the Hugo.

Wait! There was nothing ordinary about that muth@r!@#ng Chavez was there? He did have a way with words. God bless him and God bless you for all you have given to so many people. TY

Posted by: Farmer at November 07, 2024 01:01 AM (UyU0M)

575 Hey, Blonde Morticia.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 01:02 AM (v6JzV)

576 Sort of related, the Japanese are also looking forward to the removal of Rahm Emmanuel as US Ambassador. Smarmy prick always telling them to be more tolerant of trannies.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Busy days at the State Department because all ambassadors and their shit has go as of January (at our expense, unfortunately).

Posted by: Miklos is pleased with this despite the expense at November 07, 2024 01:04 AM (khrpa)

577
I read that she aggressively chased him and inserted herself between him and his friends.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 07, 2024 12:54 AM (+xozn)

He could have done a whole lot better than her! I watched the documentary and she was overbearing and showing up like a strange witch at rehearsals. At least Linda had some class then...altho she did sing with Paul later, bless her heart.

The only rock star who liked me was the bass player for Jethro Tull. A concert in MS. All I did was stand on a chair on the 5th row and he messed up a song looking at me. Ian Anderson danced over, chewed him out, and glared at me like I was whipping up my top (I was not!). I was innocent and not doing anything, swaying to the music a bit. Big deal. His name was Jeffery something and was dressed in a zebra tux with a zebra painted bass guitar. I was with my brother and friends. We were invited to the after party and they would not let me go. I think their intentions were fine as the other guitar player met a girl in the MS airport gift shop and they are still married. So, instead of being a RN I could have become a groupie. Oh, well. Fate. At least I was not Yoko.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 07, 2024 01:05 AM (gi+MR)

578 an ordinary common tater, like me and Chavez the Hugo.

I know the words, but decline to use them.

Posted by: Miklos misses Chavez the Hugo and his linguistic talents at November 07, 2024 01:06 AM (khrpa)

579 576 Sort of related, the Japanese are also looking forward to the removal of Rahm Emmanuel as US Ambassador. Smarmy prick always telling them to be more tolerant of trannies.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

He's the friend of O that is missing part of one finger? I remember the strangest things...or maybe that's his brother?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 07, 2024 01:07 AM (gi+MR)

580 >>>I got Bob Hope's autograph when I was about nine.
Posted by: Miklos has had brushes with Fame at November 07, 2024 12:55 AM (khrpa)

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Better than me. My kids got Sean Astin's autograph at a regional airport when he was stumping for killory in 2007. He was cool. Showed us pics of his daughters. Also my son got Kurt Warner's autograph around 2008 when he showed up to watch his niece play at a hs softball game. Not a big deal as I went to same university at the same time as him. He was very cool as well.

Posted by: Turn 2 at November 07, 2024 01:07 AM (JfxgE)

581 576
Busy days at the State Department because all ambassadors and their shit has go as of January (at our expense, unfortunately).

Posted by: Miklos is pleased with this despite the expense at November 07, 2024 01:04 AM (khrpa)
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Got to start with the State Department itself. Make sure no residual Nulands are left there.

Posted by: Ciampino - That's brain rocketry at November 07, 2024 01:08 AM (i0xsb)

582 Lennon was legitimate nuts, always had been. And by 1967-8 had had more hot girls tossing themselves at him than we have ever even seen. He was also on drugs, and getting more and more unhappy with being "pop" in any way, especially with Paul getting on him because Paul never stopped wanting to be the most popular in the world. So Yoko was different, she was edgy, she was motherly to him, and everyone disliked her and Lennon got disparaged in the press for being with her.
Posted by: azjaeger at November 07, 2024 01:01 AM (3/XaG

So, durng Lennon's arsehole years, I guess. He always seemed mad. I liked George. I was very young when they came to the USA. I did see George playing with Ravi Shankhar? in college. So I saw one Beetle and yay me. I saw a lot of concerts in college and music was mighty fine in the mid-70's. I had a blast!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 07, 2024 01:10 AM (gi+MR)

583 Howdy again ONTers... dinner knocked me out for a while. Celebratory ribeye & (I fear, the last for this year) corn on the cob. Plonk! Out like a light.

So very sorry about erebus' brother & what a total shock that must have been ..will pray for their family.

Driving today, noticed no more chlamydia signs up. Shuckee-darn for those people, right? Bwahahaha

Posted by: JQ at November 07, 2024 01:10 AM (njWTi)

584 I once got my picture taken with Jerry Falwell.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 01:10 AM (v6JzV)

585 Sorry I'm late but I just wanted to say I've been a lurker for your whole time and love your work. Your humor is of the "dry rub" variety. Much preferred over the sweet stuff. Thanks.

-- insurance adjuster !

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at November 07, 2024 01:10 AM (AdbLi)

586 I once got my picture taken with Jerry Falwell.
Posted by: Bulg

That brings tears to my eyes.

Posted by: Tammy Faye Bakker at November 07, 2024 01:11 AM (khrpa)

587 And, a few weeks ago, I shook Eddie Muller’s hand.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 01:12 AM (v6JzV)

588 And, a few weeks ago, I shook Eddie Muller’s hand.
Posted by: Bulg

*offers left hand in greeting*

Posted by: Mullah Miklos, austere Bibulous Scholar at November 07, 2024 01:13 AM (khrpa)

589 Well, I must retire to get some sleep after last night's revved up excitement, waiting for the big cheat at 3am. Thank God for Trump/Vance and hope for the future. I was worried for my sons and grandchildren, not us.

Hope and Change is now real stuff in 2025. I hope they clean house and he never, ever crosses the aisle except to whack them on the head.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 07, 2024 01:14 AM (gi+MR)

590 My neighbor that had sway at the Boston Garden brought all of us girls to the Ice Capades one year. We all got to go backstage and obtain the autograph of Richard Dwyer, none of us had any idea who he was. Turns out he is still skating at age 87, cool guy, I guess. That autographed program was one of the dispensable items from my childhood home. Not my autographed Orr On Ice book, though.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 07, 2024 01:15 AM (Sgq8y)

591 586 I once got my picture taken with Jerry Falwell.
Posted by: Bulg

That brings tears to my eyes.
Posted by: Tammy Faye Bakker at November 07, 2024 01:11 AM (khrpa)

How could she tell with all that mascara, eyeliner and false eyelashes? Goodness.

My husband is now amused by girls with false eyelashes. The real fake kind. I tell him some are not as bad. I have never worn them and know they would drive me insane, probably while driving, and I'd rip them off and crash into a cop.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 07, 2024 01:16 AM (gi+MR)

592 G’night, ChristyBlinkly.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 01:17 AM (v6JzV)

593 I wonder why the Big Cheat at 3 AM was not tried this year.

Was 2020 (the Plague Year) a unique opportunity, or did somebody put out the word not to try this time?

Posted by: Miklos considers this a Puzzlement at November 07, 2024 01:18 AM (khrpa)

594 So trying to solicit sex for compensation is now always going to be charged as human trafficking ?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 07, 2024 01:18 AM (D6PGr)

595 I have never worn them and know they would drive me insane, probably while driving, and I'd rip them off and crash into a cop.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

Oh, me too! My eyes itch, just thinking about it!

Posted by: JQ at November 07, 2024 01:19 AM (njWTi)

596 588 I don’t get the Eddie Muller hatred around here.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 01:19 AM (v6JzV)

597 Erebus, so sorry for the loss of your brother, especially under such unpredictable & stressful circumstances.

Prayers of strength & peace for you and your family members.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at November 07, 2024 01:19 AM (NFX2v)

598 I have never worn them and know they would drive me insane, probably while driving, and I'd rip them off and crash into a cop.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

Oh, me too! My eyes itch, just thinking about it!
Posted by: JQ

I....um...never mind

Posted by: Miklos likes to look pretty at November 07, 2024 01:20 AM (khrpa)

599 "He was also on drugs"

All 4 of them were.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 07, 2024 01:20 AM (KAi1n)

600 I don't have anyone's autograph, but I almost tripped Kathleen Seibelus in the story above...or however it is spelled! It would have been a hell of a story. She is very scrawny and frail and would have broken something, but I might have stopped the bill! Or I might have just gone to jail and flipped out my husband.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 07, 2024 01:20 AM (gi+MR)

601
The Roy Rogers Dale Evans video clip is form Hee Haw. Buck Owens on on the right, and one of the Hee Haw girls is on the left.

Now to things more modern. Does anyone think Kammie will be back for 2028? Various articles at Hot Air suggest that 1) No clear alternative to Biden existed in April-June 2024) and 2) The D's were caught in a political meatgrinder, and someone managed to engineer a "no alternative" situation to K.

The implication is that the D's figured 2024 was a crap-shoot, and figured that they might (and almost did) get lucky with K.

Someone, earlier today, wrote that K's cackling is a tell, an indication that she knows she's in well over her head. K isn't cackling anymore, as she lost. But will she reflect, claim that it was her advisors, her workers, her constituency, that let her down, and she really could have won? SHe strikes me as someone who regularly believes her own propaganda.

2028?

Posted by: Lance LaBeouf, Member, The League of Ugly Shirted Gentlmen at November 07, 2024 01:21 AM (FlRtG)

602 I don’t get the Eddie Muller hatred around here.
Posted by: Bulg

In general, I don't hate anyone I have never heard of.

Posted by: Miklos is not a h8r like they say at November 07, 2024 01:22 AM (khrpa)

603 Prayer up, Erebus.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 01:22 AM (v6JzV)

604 582
So I saw one Beetle and yay me. I saw a lot of concerts in college and music was mighty fine in the mid-70's. I had a blast!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 07, 2024 01:10 AM (gi+MR)
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Enjoy your stories.
In Africa foreign celebrities were very few and far between particularly with the cultural boycotts. Every few years wife and I would fly to the USA to visit my In-laws. On one occasion we ended up spending almost a whole day, from early AM to sundown, at Heathrow - connections. So while aimlessly walking/standing around Ringo Starr went by, so close I could have clotheslined him. Then a couple of hours later back he came, again passing really close. First time I had ever seen him with a beard. So I can say I've seen one Beatle. I did see The Shadows perform in Nairobi '64 or'65. Also shook Robert Kennedy's hand when he visited my alma mater in Durban. I think that was '66 or '67.

Posted by: Ciampino - That's rocket surgery at November 07, 2024 01:24 AM (i0xsb)

605 I used to work in Hollywood and so bumped into oodles of celebs. Also worked with a bunch. Heath Ledger left his Ray Bans on my desk once and I was tempted to bring 'em home to impress my wife, but I did the honest thing and got them to his assistant.

Posted by: Briny the Elder at November 07, 2024 01:24 AM (VR4cY)

606 603 Prayer up, Erebus.
Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 01:22 AM (v6JzV)

Very sad for anyone who went through this. I hope it gets better each day, Erebus. When I worked in a trauma center ED, I am positive they would recommend you talk to someone. We'd meet as a team with the chaplain at times. This is much worse. I add my prayers for you.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 07, 2024 01:25 AM (gi+MR)

607 I did see The Shadows perform in Nairobi '64 or'65. Also shook Robert Kennedy's hand when he visited my alma mater in Durban. I think that was '66 or '67.
Posted by: Ciampino

Are you one of Obama's many half-brothers?

Posted by: Inquiring mind of Miklos at November 07, 2024 01:26 AM (khrpa)

608 602 Miklos, Eddie Muller is a host on TCM, and heads an organization that restores film noirs. He seems to be disliked by the Horde because he once, supposedly, said something derogatory about Reagan.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 01:29 AM (v6JzV)

609 I did meet BB King. I was somewhat involved in organizing his first show in Budapest. Backstage he gave me a kind of lapel pin, a guitar (Geraldine inspired) with BB on it. That sadly has gone missing because stoopid.

Posted by: Miklos freely admits to idiocy and foolishness at November 07, 2024 01:31 AM (khrpa)

610 Haven't heard from libtard sister lately. Been a few months in fact. Hmm, thought about emailing (because phone calls are usually disastrous, LOL) but nah.

I'll wait until closer to Thanksgiving or Christmas-- she's *sensitive* so will of course need some time to recover from OrangeManBad's victory.

Posted by: JQ at November 07, 2024 01:31 AM (njWTi)

611 I like film noir.

Maybe this Muller guy might be OK

No cable though, so no TCM

Posted by: Miklos relies on ONT for information and amusement at November 07, 2024 01:33 AM (khrpa)

612 Miklos, it amazes me how your nic is always different. Very creative. Thanks for the amusement.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 01:36 AM (v6JzV)

613 Are you one of Obama's many half-brothers?

Posted by: Inquiring mind of Miklos at November 07, 2024 01:26 AM (khrpa)
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Please don't even joke.
Born in Ciampino and the wrong color. Living in Africa did not turn me black, as was a popular misconception in the 1950s amongst acquaintances in Italy who had never ventured far from birthplace.

Posted by: Ciampino - That's funny at November 07, 2024 01:37 AM (i0xsb)

614 JQ, if you exchange gifts with your sister this would be the the year for a 128 pack of Crayola crayons, just sayin'.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 07, 2024 01:37 AM (Sgq8y)

615 Also, I like noir novels. I remember reading Mildred Pierce, and thinking "could I write something like that".

Posted by: Miklos haz skillz, sometimes sadly lacking at November 07, 2024 01:39 AM (khrpa)

616 610 Haven't heard from libtard sister lately. Been a few months in fact. Hmm, thought about emailing (because phone calls are usually disastrous, LOL) but nah.

I'll wait until closer to Thanksgiving or Christmas-- she's *sensitive* so will of course need some time to recover from OrangeManBad's victory.
Posted by: JQ at November 07, 2024 01:31 AM (njWTi)

I have no sisters or daughters, just brothers and sons. So I get alone well with males and always have. I get them. The only females I am related to are my 94yo mother and 3yr old granddaughter.

My husband has sisters who are libs and a bit strange. One is an exNun. One is a bitter divorced womman. We have not heard from them lately and hope we don't. One niece married a super weird guy that thought antifa, when first formed, was the most wonderful idea. We hope to avoid them this holiday season as it is an election year and they all, no doubt, voted Dim. I don't think I can take more wailing and tik tok women.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 07, 2024 01:39 AM (gi+MR)

617 Eddie Muller does a good show where you with his Noir Alley, so it’s don’t give a shit what he says outside of that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2024 01:40 AM (S6gqv)

618 Thanks for the amusement.
Posted by: Bulg

Nincs mit

Posted by: Miklos now forces you to use Google Translate or something at November 07, 2024 01:40 AM (khrpa)

619 I just learned that there is an actual place called Ciampino.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 01:41 AM (v6JzV)

620 Taking the mickey out of all the crybabies.

https://tinyurl.com/4z3a6hh4

Posted by: Ciampino - That's funnier at November 07, 2024 01:43 AM (i0xsb)

621 OK, gonna hafta go to sleep. G’night, All.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 01:43 AM (v6JzV)

622 JQ, if you exchange gifts with your sister this would be the the year for a 128 pack of Crayola crayons, just sayin'.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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Haha, no-- we exchange cards & that's it. I just don't get her attitude. She's totally broken with TDS, to the point that she's a caricature of That Type.

She was the "good girl" and I was the "black sheep"

We have little in common besides parentage.

Posted by: JQ at November 07, 2024 01:45 AM (njWTi)

623 I just learned that there is an actual place called Ciampino.
Posted by: Bulg

Ciampino has a nice airport, on the small side, nice wonderful little airport. The big, luxurious one is called Leonardo da Vinci, they have a train, beautiful train that takes there from Roma Termini, that much I can tell you.

Posted by: Miklos needs to work on his Trump voice, bigly at November 07, 2024 01:46 AM (khrpa)

624 I know the words, but decline to use them.
Posted by: Miklos misses Chavez the Hugo and his linguistic talents at November 07, 2024 01:06

Chavez did have a way with words, as you do too M.

He and Mrs Chavez were a delight to meet, as were Mr & Mrs MisHum, Donna&&&& and others. This was a small WI MoMee when they let a flatlander like me attend...

It was long ago and far away...

Posted by: Farmer at November 07, 2024 01:47 AM (UyU0M)

625 We have little in common besides parentage.
Posted by: JQ

We hear dat

Posted by: Obama's miscellaneous siblings living in Hut Sweet Hut at November 07, 2024 01:49 AM (khrpa)

626 Just got on and saw Mis Hum's farewell note.

So long and thanks for all the fish.

Posted by: RickZ at November 07, 2024 01:49 AM (gKDq2)

627 Just got on and saw Mis Hum's farewell note.

So long and thanks for all the fish.
Posted by: RickZ

If you ask, he'll also put some ice in the cooler.

Posted by: Miklos is so informed at November 07, 2024 01:51 AM (khrpa)

628 Christi Blinky.

Antifa was "first formed" in the 1930s in Nazi Germany, as a Russian (violent) reaction to the Nazi Brownshirt street fighters.

The Russian (internationalist) Socialists really hated the German (nationalist) Socialists, even though both were very much Socialists, but degrees apart.

ANY THING to the "right" of the Russian model, was considered to be "Facist", which was a Mussolini invented word. Their motto being "Everything Within the State. Everything Of the State. Nothing Outside the State."

In other words. Democrats.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 07, 2024 01:51 AM (Xo+UM)

629 619 I just learned that there is an actual place called Ciampino.

Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 01:41 AM (v6JzV)
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Yep, the old Rome International Airport until the Leonardo Da Vinci was opened in 1961.
Also my birthplace hence my nic.

Posted by: Ciampino - you learn something new here at November 07, 2024 01:51 AM (i0xsb)

630 Yep, the old Rome International Airport until the Leonardo Da Vinci was opened in 1961.
Also my birthplace hence my nic.
Posted by: Ciampino - you learn something new here

You have yet to post a recipe, paisan.

*grabs Grandma's largest wooden spoon, makes menacing gestures*

Posted by: Miklos only knows one word in Italian at November 07, 2024 01:55 AM (khrpa)

631 Sorry to see you go, Mis. Hum. I've read all of your ONTs since Maetenloch passed away. I'm definitely a lurker, but I do comment occasionally. Here's to a job well done, and to happy trails in your future.

Posted by: Stinky at November 07, 2024 01:58 AM (S8uRc)

632 In other words. Democrats.

Jim

The political shorthand "left" or "right" was also created by Bolshies when they had to turn on a kopek in 1941 from saying nice things about Mr. Hitler to somehow saying that National Socialism and the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics are COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.

Posted by: Miklos has read more books than he has written at November 07, 2024 01:59 AM (khrpa)

633 630
Actually have posted on the Food thread my Bolognese sauce, aglio e olio con cacio e pepe, and both a Roman and a Torinese recipe for polenta. All this was years ago. Also zuppa inglese, a sort of Italian trifle (it's on the Internet).

Posted by: Ciampino - you learn something new here every time at November 07, 2024 01:59 AM (i0xsb)

634 92% of DC still voted for the Democrat.
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Drain the swamp? Hell, DC IS the swamp.
Disperse the bureaucracy. For instance, Interior to Lincoln, KS - the geographic center of the contiguous US. Ag to Iowa, etc. Except Education, them to the depths of Hades. Move 10% of each department per year, prohibit new hires in DC.
Yes, it's drastic, but when 92% identifies with one faction that approximately 50% of the population disagrees with, something has to be done.

Posted by: buddhaha at November 07, 2024 02:01 AM (D7PBT)

635 Sort of related, the Japanese are also looking forward to the removal of Rahm Emmanuel as US Ambassador. Smarmy prick always telling them to be more tolerant of trannies.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Do the Japanese have catapults?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 07, 2024 02:01 AM (sAmhv)

636 I stand corrected

Also guess that an Italian zuppa inglese would be better than anything in England.

Posted by: Miklos lives off of ale when in England at November 07, 2024 02:01 AM (khrpa)

637 I sent the Kamala-Trump fishing joke (the hole in the ice one) to a friend in Portugal and his comment was 'I can see who you favor'. Overseas, apart from most countries being socialistic in nature, the people think like that, like Dems. They pay high taxes and get things from the State.

Posted by: Ciampino - we have too much regulation here too at November 07, 2024 02:06 AM (i0xsb)

638 ...Posted by: Miklos has read more books than he has written at November 07, 2024 01:59 AM (khrpa)

Yup. Thing about socialists though. Give 'em enough leeway, and they all want the world to orbit about whichever Capital City they first infest.

"Antifa" was only anti Hitler, 'cause Hitler wouldn't submit to Moscow and it's "International Communism". And that was that.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 07, 2024 02:07 AM (Xo+UM)

639 Jim ain't that the truth

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2024 02:09 AM (fwDg9)

640 I wish that I had some Bolognese sauce right now, the Donger need food.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 07, 2024 02:09 AM (Sgq8y)

641 636
English trifle is pretty good, yummy in fact, just not as good as that zuppa inglese, particularly if intended for adults only, when it can be liberally doused with booze. I like to use Cinzano personally.

Posted by: Ciampino - You would like itt at November 07, 2024 02:11 AM (i0xsb)

642 I wish that I had some Bolognese sauce right now, the Donger need food.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

I guess wanky yanking is right out.

Posted by: Long Duc Dong at November 07, 2024 02:12 AM (khrpa)

643 I think I shall now adjourn the Space of Horizontality.

I let Miss Dixie sleep on the bed, but she wants her Person there too.

Posted by: Miklos sings the lawrence Welk adios, au revoir song at November 07, 2024 02:14 AM (khrpa)

644 ...I wish that I had some Bolognese sauce right now, the Donger need food. Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 07, 2024 02:09 AM (Sgq8y)

I'm not even gonna pretend that I speaka that kinda Baahsshtanese?

And here I was, thinkin' I was wicked smaht?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galvestson, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 07, 2024 02:15 AM (Xo+UM)

645 Should be sunny tomorrow. I can finish winterizing the yard. Didn't get the irrigation water shut off and it's supposed to freeze tonight, oh no! So I turn the spigots on to just a tiny trickle. Will shut it all off at the source in the morning.

fml. I hate being the only one who can do anything here.

Posted by: JQ at November 07, 2024 02:15 AM (njWTi)

646 fml. I hate being the only one who can do anything here.
Posted by: JQ

I'm available

Posted by: Madame Vice President at November 07, 2024 02:17 AM (khrpa)

647 Posted by: Madame Vice President

Hah! You don't offer any "services" that would appeal to me, I'm sure.

Posted by: JQ at November 07, 2024 02:18 AM (njWTi)

648 LOL Jim Sunk New Dawn, how are you doing?? You must be happy that Cruz won such a predicted nail biter over Allred.

I am off to bed, collected a couple of bets today! The wins made up for the losses in 2020. Sweet dreams. Horde, and especially to MisHum, well done for all these years.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 07, 2024 02:23 AM (Sgq8y)

649 I'm not a feminist, but have almost always held a job. Never had an abortion, but ultimately couldn't have children...

So, here I am with disabled hubby, and *ALL* of the duties, indoors and out, are mine.

Some days are better than others.

Posted by: JQ at November 07, 2024 02:25 AM (njWTi)

650 Wait, who's going to be President of the United States of America next year?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2024 02:26 AM (IG4Id)

651 DDS.

Ted was on Cruz Control, the whole time.

I first attended one of his events in 2014. The man you see on TV ain't the Ted Cruz you meet in person.

The in person one is the Real Deal.

And needs to be on the Supreme Court.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 07, 2024 02:31 AM (Xo+UM)

652 Wait, who's going to be President of the United States of America next year?
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Right! At least I don't need to worry about my retirement account being taxed into nothingness by "unrealized gains" or some such BS...

Posted by: JQ at November 07, 2024 02:32 AM (njWTi)

653 [B}SF Bay Area Belly-of-the-Beast Election Results -- GOOD NEWS even here!

Interesting (and generally positive) news from the three most liberal hell-holes in the US -- Oakland, Berkeley and San Francisco:

Despite the inevitable Dem-leaning electorate here voting heavily against Trump (no way to escape that), on many local issues there was a generalized "throw the bums out" wave, and various right-leaning victories (or as right-leaning as you can get around here):

In Oakland, the District Attorney for the county had been Pamela Price, a wild-eyed cop-hating honkey-hating and Asian-hating flamboyant racist whose bizarre and inconceivable policies (of refusing to prosecute almost any black criminals, refusing to impose legally mandated sentence guidelines and instead basically emptying the prisons) has almost single-handedly destroyed the city and county, turning into a crime-infested war zone with zero punishment for any wrongdoers - -and they all knew it, and rightfully laughed when arrested, knowing they'd be out within hours -- where was I? -- [con't next comment]

Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2024 02:35 AM (pMi6S)

654 But Schumer says that the Rs must work with Ds, across the aisle. They do this shit every time the Rs are in power, never when they are at the helm.

Posted by: Ciampino - You would like it at November 07, 2024 02:36 AM (i0xsb)

655 [con't] After Ms. Price let various cop-killers and baby-killers free, and even retroactively overturned previous murder convictions, the people had simply had enough, and launched a recall measure. BOOM. Passed in an avalanche, and Pamela price is out on her ass! Whoopee!

Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2024 02:36 AM (pMi6S)

656 But Schumer says....

LOL. Fucky Chucky sez what?

To hell with him.

Posted by: JQ at November 07, 2024 02:37 AM (njWTi)

657 MSNBC’s Stephanie Ruhle sends a chilling message, warning that Americans have “f—ked around” and are now about to “find out.”

https://tinyurl.com/yc2utubn

Posted by: Ciampino - really? at November 07, 2024 02:37 AM (i0xsb)

658 [con't] Next, the corrupt (far left) mayor of Oakland also got recalled. Boom! Another commie bastard out on her ass.

Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2024 02:37 AM (pMi6S)

659 Pamela price is out on her ass! Whoopee!
Posted by: zombie

Yay! This IS good news!

Also-- great to see you here again!

Posted by: JQ at November 07, 2024 02:38 AM (njWTi)

660 Oakland's woke mayor, sheng thao recalled.

Posted by: 13times at November 07, 2024 02:39 AM (JDjTm)

661 But Schumer says that the Rs must work with Ds, across the aisle. They do this shit every time the Rs are in power, never when they are at the helm.
Posted by: Ciampino - You would like it at November 07, 2024 02:36 AM (i0xsb)

Schumer wants a reacharound? Bring up Mayorkas' impeachment articles for a vote, the articles that are still sitting on his desk.

I hope whoiever is the new Senate Majority Leader puts Chucky in his damn place, which is rightfully in hell.

Posted by: RickZ at November 07, 2024 02:39 AM (gKDq2)

662 Valverde province, Dominican Republic yesterday.... flooding

https://tinyurl.com/256t3ars

Posted by: Ciampino - hurricane at November 07, 2024 02:40 AM (i0xsb)

663 Zombie. Quick question for you.

Are you a Canon, Sony, Nikon or ?? centric-user?

I'm gonna end up with some surplus gear, here. But gotta know if it's in your system universe, of course.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 07, 2024 02:42 AM (Xo+UM)

664 [con't] Meanwhile, the pro-Hamas Gaza protests royally pissed off even Berkeley and SF voters, because in BOTH cities, two new mayors are on track to win -- and the only thing that distinguishes the platform of these two winning candidates (both of who were liberal Democrats like all their opponents) was that the winners were the only ones on the ballot who were both JEWISH and PRO-ISRAEL (Sophie Hahn in Berkeley and Lurie in SF). It's like the Gaza protests and the anti-Semitism of the left ended up being the decisive issue, and in both cities, the pro-Israel candidate whomped the opposition. (Proviso: Both must survive the crazy "ranked choice voting" lunacy before they are certified victors). Boom! Jew-haters booted out.

Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2024 02:42 AM (pMi6S)

665 Thank you.
You will be missed.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 07, 2024 02:44 AM (TL7UX)

666 Wow, zombie! That's an amazing bunch of Womp-Womp!

Awesome.

Posted by: JQ at November 07, 2024 02:45 AM (njWTi)

667 Hello Beirut. You scratch our back. We'll scratch yours:

https://tinyurl.com/yc53hkxh

Still, too little too late, IMO, like everything else we do. Even Trump said so:

https://tinyurl.com/5xz6xrek

Yeh, I have to keep in mind Bliken, the Regime's messenger.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 07, 2024 02:45 AM (0UqT4)

668 Just 2 HOURS before MASS PROTESTS in Chicago began, Eric Swalwell posted a call to action.

https://tinyurl.com/3rsmtaz6

He should be charged?

Posted by: Ciampino - where's Smollett at November 07, 2024 02:48 AM (i0xsb)

669 663 Zombie. Quick question for you.

Are you a Canon, Sony, Nikon or ?? centric-user?

I'm gonna end up with some surplus gear, here. But gotta know if it's in your system universe, of course.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Thanks deeply for the question and implied offer, but...for security reasons, I can't reveal the make of my cameras. Sorry! Also, I simply can't accept donations. In truth, I already have exactly what I already need, on the off-chance I ever even do any photos essays n the future.

Subsequent to my last photo report several year ago, I added a new camera to my arsenal, and took it on an overseas trip to Asia for the specific purpose of testing out its ability to take surreptitious street-candids, and it performed SPECTACULARLY. I got countless close-up candid photos of folks without anyone ever even knowing I was taking a picture, due to a technique I developed. So I'm happy with this new camera, and am sticking with it, and have no real need for any additional equipment. (Besides, all my cameras are extremely small, generally the smallest in any category.) But nice to now y'all are thinking of me!

Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2024 02:49 AM (pMi6S)

670 Moment Polish politicians chant 'Donald Trump' in parliament

https://mol.im/a/14050261

Posted by: Ciampino - cool at November 07, 2024 02:52 AM (i0xsb)

671 No launches tonight. Next is afternoon. Will post details.
Now I need some shuteye so see you all later.

Posted by: Ciampino - slumber needed at November 07, 2024 02:55 AM (i0xsb)

672 da fuk? Cant reveal a camera brand?

Posted by: a dude in MI at November 07, 2024 02:56 AM (+I6Y/)

673 [con't] And on the statewide ballots, the new measure to OVERTURN the previous catastrophic Measure 47 of a few years ago (which essentially legalized shoplifting and vehicle break-ins) PASSED in an avalanche - -even by Berkeley, Oakland and SF voters! So, for the first time in years, crime is actually illegal here again once more.

Trust me, these are the more right-leaning results you could ever hope for around here! Trump wave!

Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2024 02:57 AM (pMi6S)

674 Zombie,

Thanks for your reply, and no offense taken.

I've got a very nice Nikon Df, with a low shutter count, a couple three nice Niikkor and one Tokina lens, Nikon SB speedlight, and high-end Brit camera bag.

That'll all get sold (too soon) with my estate, I expect. But I would have been honored if you had found any of it of use, and it would've been yours for the asking.

Even have a SECURE cutout in Walnut Creek, all you would've had to do is send an Uber to say "Zombie" for the handover. And you would not have even had to been in the car.

Yes, I've played the security game, too.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galvestons, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 07, 2024 02:57 AM (Xo+UM)

675 672 da fuk? Cant reveal a camera brand?
Posted by: a dude in MI

Long backstory. For decades I had stalkers trying to ID me by figuring out which camera I used for my reports.

Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2024 02:58 AM (pMi6S)

676 ...da fuk? Cant reveal a camera brand?
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 07, 2024 02:56 AM (+I6Y/)

Has to do with MetaData embedded into published images.

If Z is shooting with a (let's say) Lumix, then the anti Z snoops will begin to search ONLY images with Lumix data in the frame.

And they'd narrow it down from there. Etc.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 07, 2024 03:03 AM (Xo+UM)

677 674 Zombie,

I've got a very nice Nikon Df, with a low shutter count, a couple three nice Niikkor and one Tokina lens, Nikon SB speedlight, and high-end Brit camera bag.

Anything bigger than the palm of my hand is too big for me. My general rule of thumb is: I don't want the camera to even be noticed.

Here's a long-forgotten report on how I once even wore a camera-earring! :

http://www.zombietime.com/equipment/

Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2024 03:06 AM (pMi6S)

678 Has to do with MetaData embedded into published images.

If Z is shooting with a (let's say) Lumix, then the anti Z snoops will begin to search ONLY images with Lumix data in the frame.

And they'd narrow it down from there. Etc.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Precisely! You know your stuff.

To prevent this, I always run every published photo through an application that strips off all EXIF data. Absolutely essential to do so.

Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2024 03:10 AM (pMi6S)

679 Zombie, I yield to you on the clandestine camera rigs.

I "timed out" when the Minox was the hot spy rig. lol

Yeah, I'm an old farte, but I admit it!

Come down to Galveston before I croak, and we'll show you a grand time, and feed you to the gills.

HERE, you'll be safe. But I think you already know that, from the many years we've both been here.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 07, 2024 03:11 AM (Xo+UM)

680 Come down to Galveston before I croak, and we'll show you a grand time
Posted by: Jim

Maybe, maybe, one day!

Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2024 03:14 AM (pMi6S)

681 >>>I got Bob Hope's autograph when I was about nine.
Posted by: Miklos has had brushes with Fame at November 07, 2024 12:55
=====
Better than me. My kids got Sean Astin's autograph...
Posted by: Turn 2 at November 07, 2024 01:07

Autographs are a weird thing. At the hist soc were I work we have John C. Calhoun and Booker T. Washington.

Funniest autograph story-
We were at a Meet & Greet with Meat Loaf at a county fair in OH and he was going to autograph something for Jules when he reached out and swatted her on her left ~~tit~~ breast.

He suddenly realized what he did and exclaimed...There was a mosquito! And there truly was.

Posted by: Farmer at November 07, 2024 03:17 AM (UyU0M)

682 ...Maybe, maybe, one day! Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2024 03:14 AM (pMi6S)

I've got maybe a year. Two at the most. Might hold on longer than that, but not in any condition to host.

Sorry, but that's the diagnosis, here.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 07, 2024 03:19 AM (Xo+UM)

683 Do the Japanese have catapults?
Posted by: Puddleglum

They have catapurts

Posted by: SFGoth at November 07, 2024 03:23 AM (KAi1n)

684 Holy cow, I didn't notice that Sheng Tao is out. Oakland has a long way to go, especially considering the last somewhat-functional mayor it has had is, get this, Jerry Brown. Yeah, that Jerry Brown. Before he got elected gubner again before Gav.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 07, 2024 03:28 AM (KAi1n)

685 Good to see Zombie shuffling around the board again, even if it's just for a bit.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 07, 2024 03:31 AM (Gwy3q)

686 684 Holy cow, I didn't notice that Sheng Tao is out.
Posted by: SFGoth

Sheng Tao (corrupt Oakland Mayor) is out.
London Breed (embarrassing SF Mayor) is out.
Pamela Price (insane Alameda County Distract Attorney) is out.

All Dems, of course.

It's a glorious day!

Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2024 03:33 AM (pMi6S)

687 Noe Valley was very, very quiet last night..., lol.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 07, 2024 03:40 AM (KAi1n)

688 Hey Hey Hey,
The Hanson (MA) water tower logo is back. This time newly improved. Hanson voted 54.7 for Trump...

Boston 25 News
@boston25
Punisher skull logo with apparent Donald Trump hair projected on Hanson water tower

https://tinyurl.com/4ph8n7z5

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 07, 2024 03:42 AM (TGPs7)

689 Boston 25 News
@boston25
Punisher skull logo with apparent Donald Trump hair projected on Hanson water tower

https://tinyurl.com/4ph8n7z5

Posted by: Mister Ghost

LOL!! That is AWESOME!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 07, 2024 03:44 AM (sAmhv)

690 Welcome to the People's Republic...

Much worse in places like Cambridge (87.6 percent Kamala)

Bodhi
@silenceyounerd
Imagine the level of pathetic bitch you’d have to be to run around spending taxpayer money to thwart this hilarious projection? That’s basically Massachusetts in a nutshell. A state run by self important, mediocre douches in local government who don’t have the qualifications to work at Wendy’s. A group of people so useless and pathetic you just have to laugh...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 07, 2024 03:46 AM (TGPs7)

691 Morning, insomaniacals! Mis Hum, I too will be sad to see you moving on. "Change is good"? Not always. But sometimes it has to be.

'Tis Thursday, and I've had about enough sleep, and I need to go work out. So, good and bad. All overtopped with "Trump won," so the bad is relegated to a back corner for now.

What are you doing to celebrate, or just live?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 07, 2024 03:47 AM (omVj0)

692 I see RCP's map still has NV and AZ grayed out -- no clear win for either DJT or KH. How much time will that take? Meaning, how long will they drag it out? A good thing it doesn't really matter.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 07, 2024 03:49 AM (omVj0)

693 Boston25.com

Hopefully, there's a recall of town officials...

HANSON, Mass. — Hanson’s ongoing dispute involving political images being displayed on the town’s water tower took a turn on Wednesday night.

Following Donald Trump’s presidential election win, an image of a red “Punisher” skull with what appears to be a Trump hairstyle could be seen on the side of the tower.

“Earlier today, the Town of Hanson discontinued measures put in place to block a political image being projected onto a Town-owned water tower,” Town Administrator Lisa Green said. “Regrettably, the party involved in the image projection resumed projecting today and as a result we have had to yet again take measures to block the projected image.”

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 07, 2024 03:51 AM (TGPs7)

694 This is what happens when I step away from AoS for a bit. I will miss the MisHum ONTs.

Posted by: pookysgirl, with Lil Pooky napping in his favorite spot at November 07, 2024 03:51 AM (dtlDP)

695 I don't want to get up

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2024 03:55 AM (fwDg9)

696 I don't want to get up
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2024

***
No more did I, Skip. But here we are.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 07, 2024 04:01 AM (omVj0)

697 Noodus pixyana (he's making a bold statement)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 07, 2024 04:02 AM (omVj0)

698 Misanthropic Humanitarian, legend, end of an era. Always great content.

Your ONTs will be missed.

Thank you very much.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 07, 2024 04:09 AM (i24o9)

699 Thank you MisHum!

Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at November 07, 2024 04:17 AM (L1omb)

700 Welcome To The People's Republic...

Bostonians Against Mayor Wu
@AntiWuCoalition
BREAKING:

Massachusetts Governor Maura Healey (
@MassGovernor

@maura_healey
) announces that she will use executive powers to block the Trump administration if they attempt to deport illegal aliens in Massachusetts

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 07, 2024 04:21 AM (TGPs7)

701 Valverde province, Dominican Republic yesterday.... flooding

https://tinyurl.com/256t3ars
Posted by: Ciampino
-----
Pfft. FF to 4:33
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh-eLkFSRe8

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2024 04:28 AM (XeU6L)

702 I got to see Roy and Dale at a rodeo back when I was six or so. It was way pre-interstate, but somewhere along the current route of I-20/I-10 from SC to Santa Monica, CA.

Mom used to pack some number of us kids in the car every few years and we'd drive out to CA to visit her mom and brothers and sisters, all of whom migrated from GA during the Depression to get jobs in the CA airplane industry.

Got myself a gen-u-wine Roy Rogers hat and lariat, too!

Posted by: Philip at November 07, 2024 04:33 AM (Ap4Nn)

703 Got myself a gen-u-wine Roy Rogers hat and lariat, too!
Posted by: Philip at November 07, 2024 04:33 AM (Ap4Nn)

That's awesome. I hope you still have it?

Posted by: Right Reverend David French at November 07, 2024 05:23 AM (lg881)

704 Off holier-than-thou sock!

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at November 07, 2024 05:23 AM (lg881)

705 Nope, Dr. F. Lost in the mists of time, sad to say.

Posted by: Philip at November 07, 2024 05:29 AM (Ap4Nn)

706 After heavy usage, though. Nobody thought much about "collectibles" in those days.

Posted by: Philip at November 07, 2024 05:32 AM (Ap4Nn)

707 After heavy usage, though. Nobody thought much about "collectibles" in those days.
Posted by: Philip at November 07, 2024 05:32

My Dad was a big Roy Rogers fan, he might have an book or 2 around here. Tho the only familiar book I see right now is "The Deplorable Gourmet" which we gave him a few yrs ago, as it has some of his Mother's recipes in it.

Posted by: Farmer at November 07, 2024 06:20 AM (UyU0M)

708 Just seeing this now as I am an early-to-bed person but I must say THANK YOU to MisHum for your many years of delightful ONTs! Lest we forget, this fine gentleman also did the morning news before JJ took over, the Gun Thread before Weasel took over, and started the pet thread before handing it off to KT. And of course the Saturday morning Coffee Thread and Prayer Revival, which I am happy you are continuing, MisHum. You are a one-man blog machine and while we will miss all your wonderful content, you deserve more fishing time. Plus I am so happy you will still be around.

Thank you for everything.

Posted by: bluebell at November 07, 2024 06:55 AM (79pEw)

709 Thank you, Mis. Hum.! Being awesome day after day, or week after week, on a schedule, is not easy, but you did it for years.

Enjoy the newly restful holidays!!

Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at November 07, 2024 07:02 AM (sF8WE)

710 Thanks for getting us through some tough years with your humor and positive vibes. You deserve a good time living life on your own terms. Hope to see your byline at least once in while.

Posted by: RESPONSIBLEJERK at November 07, 2024 07:35 AM (23so4)

711 Thanks for all the ONT’s MH!

Posted by: Cancerman at November 07, 2024 08:15 AM (o/rfX)

712 I'm pretty rare on the ONT but greatly appreciate all the time and effort you've put in. Thanks and best wishes.

Posted by: Candidus at November 07, 2024 08:31 AM (grzzz)

713 Sorry to hear you are hanging up the spurs. Your ONTs will be missed!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 07, 2024 10:13 AM (klJTj)

714 Happy Retirement.

Job for the unwell done.

Posted by: DaveA at November 07, 2024 11:27 AM (FhXTo)

715 "And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts [...]
And I looked, and behold a pale horse:
And his name that sat on him was Death
And Hell followed with him"

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 07, 2024 11:46 PM (WF/xn)

716 I constantly spent my half an hour to read this web site's
posts everyday along with a cup of coffee.

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