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Israel Plans a Surprise Invasion of Hezballah's Fortresses in South Lebanon Tonight.
How Do We Know? Because the Harris-Biden Administration Leaked Their Warplans to the World.

Update: Whoops! Whoopsie!

Dr. Eli David
@DrEliDavid

Breaking: Iran's former president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad:

"Iran's Secret Service had established a unit to target Mossad agents within Iran. However, the head of this unit turned out to be a Mossad operative himself, along with 20 other agents."

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Noam Blum
@neontaster

If you were wondering why other countries don't tell the Biden admin about their plans, this is why. I said on this week's @ambXover that leaking stuff like this is their best tactic to disrupting operations they don't like.


Meanwhile, the US is preparing to "ward off" a terrorist strike on us by our Partner in Peace (TM), Iran.


Fear of an attack from Iran is rising among Biden administration officials after Israel's killing of Hezbollah militant leader Hassan Nasrallah, said a top U.S official on Sunday.

According to a CNN report, "joint defenses are being prepared to ward off an attack with changes in U.S. military posture."

The U.S. official did not elaborate on the type of attack the U.S. is preparing for with Israel.

...

"Should Iran, its partners, or its proxies use this moment to target American personnel or interests in the region, the United States will take every necessary measure to defend our people," the Pentagon said in a statement on Sunday night.


Note that the Harris-Biden Administration doesn't promise punishment against Iran for a terrorist attack against us. They only say that we will "defend" against it, and try to "ward off" such an attack.

Terrorist cowards don't worry about you "defending" against an attack. They only fear retaliation.

But these are our Partners in Peace (TM), so, we give them some wiggle-room with killing American citizens or their heroes serving overseas.

Netanyahu is warning Iran: If you want a war, you'll have yourselves a war.


The Islamic Republic will collapse sooner than people think and the Iranian people will be free, paving the way for relations between these two ancient cultures, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said on Monday.

"When Iran is finally free -- and that moment will come a lot sooner than people think -- everything will be different," he said.

"When that day comes, the terror network that the regime built in five continents will be bankrupt, dismantled," Netanyahu explained, adding that Iran will "thrive as never before."

He spoke two weeks into a series of IDF strikes that has eliminated Hezbollah's command structure, including its leader, Hassan Nasrallah.

The intense IDF bombardment of Hezbollah targets has been viewed as a veiled warning to Iran. Netanyahu, himself, has issued a number of very public threats against Iran.


"There is nowhere in the Middle East Israel cannot reach," Netanyahu said on Monday. "There is nowhere we will not go to protect our people and protect our country."

On Monday, he released a statement in English aimed at the Iranian people, explaining that "at this pivotal moment, I want to address you -- the people of Iran. I want to do so directly, without filters, without middlemen.

"Every day, you see a regime that subjugates you, makes fiery speeches about defending Lebanon, defending Gaza.

"Yet every day, that regime plunges our region deeper into darkness and deeper into war," he said.

"With every passing moment, the regime is bringing you -- the noble Persian people -- closer to the abyss," he stated.

Stephen Green makes a safe prediction: If Israel does strike Iran, it will strike its nukes first.

Jared Kushner think that only the threat of a Hezballah war stayed Israel's hand in the past.

But now that threat is of a much-diminished nature.

How chaotic is the situation for the Islamists, really? Iranian cleric, Mostafa Karami, who regularly serves as a mouthpiece for the mullahs' regime, said on Iranian state television this weekend, "Considering the Zionists' history of subjugating genies, they carry out many of their missions through this means, and demons are their secret army."

Nasrallah was killed by Jewish genies? OK, boss.

Tehran is torn over how to respond. The New York Times reported on Sunday that "fissures have opened within the Iranian government over how to respond to [Hezbollah leader Hassan] Nasrallah's killing, with conservatives arguing for a forceful response and the moderates, led by Iran's new president, Masoud Pezeshkian, calling for restraint... state television, run by [his opponent in the election] Jalili's affiliates, called for Iran to strike Israel, in open defiance of Ayatollah Khamenei's caution. "

Jared Kushner -- one of the two peacemakers behind the Trump administration's historic Abraham Accords -- posted a thoughtful essay to X on Saturday urging Israel to "finish the job." He explained that "The reason why [Iran's] nuclear facilities have not been destroyed, despite weak air defense systems, is because Hezbollah has been a loaded gun pointed at Israel."

Netanyahu is in a Michael Corleone Baptism frame of mind. The Iran-backed Houtis launched missiles at the main Israeli airport.

He did not merely "ward off" that attack.

He blew up their port and power plants.

The Israeli Air Force launched airstrikes Sunday against infrastructure in western Yemen that the military said was used by the Houthis, in a response to recent ballistic missile attacks on the Jewish state carried out by the Iran-backed group.

It was only the second-ever Israeli strike in Yemen, after in July, the IAF conducted an attack on Yemen's Hodeidah port after a drone hit Tel Aviv, killing a man in his apartment.

Four people were killed and 29 wounded in the attack, the Houthi-run health ministry said in a statement.


The strike in Yemen on Sunday was more extensive than the one in July. It also came as the IAF had struck targets in Lebanon, the Gaza Strip, and allegedly in Syria during the day, amid a multifront war.

On Saturday, a missile fired by the Houthis at central Israel was shot down without causing injuries. The terror group said it was aimed at Ben Gurion Airport, where Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's plane had just landed, bringing him home from New York.

Don't worry, though: "President" Biden's on top of this. Here's how the Sage of Scranton answered a question about the strikes in Yemen:

That's right, he confused the "Yemen strikes" with the coming dockworkers' strikes in the US.

And that's just a follow-up to the exhibition the Master of Foreign Policy put on regarding troop deployments in the Middle East:

The Paper of Record:

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Posted by: Ace at 03:41 PM




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1 1st

Posted by: GF at September 30, 2024 03:41 PM (6oen/)

2 Thank you, Ace.

Posted by: EveR at September 30, 2024 03:42 PM (MUpk6)

3 EXTRY, EXTRY, IKE SEZ INVASION HAPPENS ON JUNE 6, IF DA WEDDA HOLDS!

Say, aren't you the ones who refused to disclose what you knew about the Jap invasion at Pearl Harbor?

We're da press, mister! We don't take sides!!

Posted by: BurtTC at September 30, 2024 03:45 PM (dGCAG)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 30, 2024 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

5 Evil.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 30, 2024 03:46 PM (N1DT3)

6 Pretty big and fiery flash just now on Agenda Free TV

Posted by: PA Dutchman at September 30, 2024 03:46 PM (QyT5w)

7 Freakin' genies, man.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 30, 2024 03:47 PM (awTae)

8 Boy the $hit is really starting to hit the fan, 36 days before an election.

I sure it will all turn out well.

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 30, 2024 03:47 PM (fpVC1)

9 The Israelis only told the US about the hit on Nasrallah when the planes were already in the air, so the US wouldn't have time to leak the strike to Iran and Hezbollah.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 30, 2024 03:48 PM (uxCna)

10 Do the Jews keep the Genies in a bottle or what?

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 30, 2024 03:48 PM (fpVC1)

11 Gosh, I wonder what would happen if someone in the administration leaked Iran's plans to bomb Israel?

Hahah, yeah, no, would never happen because everyone in government hates Israel and thinks every problem in the world would be solved if those pesky Jooos! would all just die.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 30, 2024 03:48 PM (tT6L1)

12 a - the babylon bee thing made me laugh
b - morgan ortegus is really really attractive

c - keith olbermann is a twat

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 30, 2024 03:49 PM (CWTWj)

13 I'm still waiting for all that promised decency, character and integrity to show up at the White House.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 30, 2024 03:49 PM (cTnKT)

14 Heh.

Babylon Bee FTW.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 30, 2024 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

15 EXTRY, EXTRY, IKE SEZ INVASION HAPPENS ON JUNE 6, IF DA WEDDA HOLDS!

Posted by: BurtTC at September 30, 2024 03:45 PM

--

ANNIE SEZ NORMIDDY, NOT CALAYSE!

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 30, 2024 03:49 PM (jOYm0)

16 Milley told the Chinese he'd warn them if Trump was thinking about doing anything 'inappropriate,' and now Harris/Biden/Jill did warn the terrorists that the Israelis were coming.

When does that whole 'giving aid and comfort to the enemy' thing start getting a look?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at September 30, 2024 03:49 PM (DyHJQ)

17 REPORTER: "Any comment on the strikes in Yemen, Mr. President!?"

BIDEN: We fully support the Goatfuckers Union in their efforts.

Posted by: wth at September 30, 2024 03:50 PM (v0R5T)

18 The Islamic Republic will collapse sooner than people think and the Iranian people will be free, paving the way for relations between these two ancient cultures, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said on Monday.
"When Iran is finally free -- and that moment will come a lot sooner than people think -- everything will be different," he said.

"When that day comes, the terror network that the regime built in five continents will be bankrupt, dismantled," Netanyahu explained, adding that Iran will "thrive as never before."
===
b"h

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 30, 2024 03:50 PM (5p7su)

19 A "US Official."

Nice how it's all so ... anonymous.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 30, 2024 03:50 PM (HnUIn)

20 I hope Israel's Jeannie shows Hezzies her belly button.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 30, 2024 03:50 PM (jOYm0)

21 As with Lebanon, Iran will be free but for so long. There will be muslham 'leaders' that take over and oppress the people once again.

Jews will never be safe as long as islham exists.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 30, 2024 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

22 Hamas thought others would join last October.

Hezbolla thought Iran could protect them.

Bibi made a decision in part to see what Iran's threshold was. We're talking ~3 weeks after the Hamas leader was killed INSIDE Iran. And they lobbed a few missiles.

Iran's "word" to their proxies is now less than Biden's word, believe it or not

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 30, 2024 03:51 PM (JkCto)

23 With friends like the commie FUSA, who needs Hezbollah?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 30, 2024 03:51 PM (i24o9)

24 "That's right, he confused the 'Yemen strikes' with the coming dockworkers' strikes in the US."

That video is something. And not only for the reason Ace mentions here. Look at the almost complete absence of SS presence and protection. It looks like the only agent on duty is that short dumpy girl on the runway looking lost and confused. Trump isn't the only one getting the SS's D Team. Biden is so far gone and so useless it's like they know nobody gives a shit about him, or would risk an assassination attempt.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 30, 2024 03:51 PM (iFTx/)

25 b"h
Posted by: San Franpsycho


What does this mean?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 03:51 PM (v6JzV)

26 I think Jared Kushner is full of shit. Hezbollah wasn't the only or even main reason why Israel didn't hit the Iran nuclear facilities.

It was lack of support from the United States. It was the Obama's fetish with Iran.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 30, 2024 03:52 PM (d9fT1)

27
Iran is about to learn that the wrath of God is unrelenting.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 30, 2024 03:52 PM (+oR7L)

28 "Should Iran, its partners, or its proxies use this moment to target American personnel or interests in the region, the United States will take every necessary measure to defend our people," the Pentagon said in a statement on Sunday night.

--------

The 10/7 American hostages and their families don't believe you.

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at September 30, 2024 03:52 PM (J53Gg)

29 "With every passing moment, the regime is bringing you -- the noble Persian people -- closer to the abyss," he stated.

Using this quote, substitute regime with Democrats and Persians with Americans.

Posted by: Cheri at September 30, 2024 03:52 PM (oiNtH)

30 Jews will never be safe as long as islham exists.
Posted by: Sponge


Nobody will be. Not even the muzzies themselves.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 03:52 PM (v6JzV)

31 I wonder how many of the "military age men from the Middle East" who have entered the US illegally from Mexico are now, sitting somewhere with Internet access waiting for their own "go" signal.

Probably given by our own State Department.

Because that scenario is every bit as likely as any other involving terrorists let in by our own government.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 30, 2024 03:52 PM (Q4IgG)

32 "Any comment on the strikes in Yemen, Mr. President!?"


"Never smoked Luckys. Camels for me."

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 30, 2024 03:52 PM (NZnln)

33 That video is something. And not only for the reason Ace mentions here. Look at the almost complete absence of SS presence and protection. It looks like the only agent on duty is that short dumpy girl on the runway looking lost and confused. Trump isn't the only one getting the SS's D Team. Biden is so far gone and so useless it's like they know nobody gives a shit about him, or would risk an assassination attempt.


can't kill what's already dead

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 30, 2024 03:52 PM (s3qiR)

34 The Israelis are coming! The Israelis are coming!

One bomb if by land, two bombs if by sea.

Posted by: Muhammad Revere at September 30, 2024 03:53 PM (QAK8m)

35 hurricane, says joe biden, i've seen that ad on tv and i walk fine without one.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 30, 2024 03:53 PM (CWTWj)

36 From the sidebar - Chuck was a fun show for about 4 seasons. Stra-hot-ski was good as the female lead too.

Posted by: InZona at September 30, 2024 03:53 PM (0Z4mb)

37 33 can't kill what's already dead
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 30, 2024 03:52 PM (s3qiR)

=======

What is dead may never die.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 30, 2024 03:53 PM (GBKbO)

38 "Should Iran, its partners, or its proxies use this moment to target American personnel or interests in the region, the United States will take every necessary measure to defend our people," the Pentagon said in a statement on Sunday night.
++++
Will it?

The Iranian proxy in Yemen has been engaging in open hostility in major trading lanes, and the US has done little about it, either out of fear, due to incompetence, out of preference for Iranian operations, or some combination of those or others.

Maintenance of secure seas and trade is the paramount US interest. It has been since the Great White Fleet toppled Spain and the War ended Britain's ability to meaningfully engage in securing the oceans. If that "US interest" being directly threatened - in fact, toppled, at least for now - elicited no response, then why would a threat to some other "US interest?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 30, 2024 03:53 PM (HnUIn)

39 If the rest of the world would deal with these genocidal maniacs the way Israel is (after so many years), we would never have gotten to this point.

Egypt and Iran would still look to the West as an example to be copied rather than a paper tiger to be destroyed.

Of course, if we had the backbone to deal with Muslims like that, we'd not be the paper tiger we now are.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 30, 2024 03:53 PM (N1DT3)

40 Biden is so far gone and so useless it's like they know nobody gives a shit about him, or would risk an assassination attempt.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 30, 2024 03:51 PM (iFTx/)
---------------

Joe being assassinated would be campaign gold for Kamala. Creating the conditions for just that probably isn't off the table for the Junta.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 30, 2024 03:53 PM (tT6L1)

41 The Deepstate Junta could have went with another four years of Trump. They chose brain mush Biden (they knew he was mush before he was selected in 2020).
Easier to control. And each faction can keep on doing whatever they want.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 30, 2024 03:54 PM (/lPRQ)

42 "Should Iran, its partners, or its proxies use this moment to target American personnel or interests in the region, the United States will take every necessary measure to defend our people," the Pentagon said in a statement on Sunday night.
________________

Does everyone in the government sit down to pee?

Theodore Roosevelt: "Talk softly and carry a big stick."

Biden & Co.: "Talk incomprehensibly and carry a limp dick."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 30, 2024 03:54 PM (YqDXo)

43 I would hope since Israel toll Biden and Harris what was going on that their entirely foreseeable betrayal was part of the plan.

Posted by: Redbanzai at September 30, 2024 03:54 PM (jy6gk)

44 What does this mean?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 03:51 PM (v6JzV)
===
b"h Praise the Lord in Hebrew

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 30, 2024 03:54 PM (5p7su)

45 Israel counts on the US leaking their plans. Just recently, they used a leak of an immanent invasion to get the terrorist to scurry into tunnels and then bombed the tunnels.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 30, 2024 03:54 PM (YGplp)

46 This sounds serious.. I wonder if Jill will call another Cabinet meeting ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 30, 2024 03:54 PM (IyPmt)

47 Weather!! Genies!! Holy fuck!! How can we NOT support those badass Israelites.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 30, 2024 03:54 PM (Aoykm)

48
Babylon Bee. I think history will record that leftist Twitter died when they cancelled the Bee and Elon Musk got so pissed off he bought Twitter and turned it neutral.

'Neutral' to the left is right-wing.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 30, 2024 03:54 PM (RKVpM)

49 Israel was close to eliminating Iran's nukes. Obama leaked the plans to Iran.

Posted by: runner at September 30, 2024 03:55 PM (V13WU)

50 Israel told the US something.

I doubt they told the US their plans.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 30, 2024 03:55 PM (sDO9P)

51 45 Israel counts on the US leaking their plans. Just recently, they used a leak of an immanent invasion to get the terrorist to scurry into tunnels and then bombed the tunnels.


heh

smart!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 30, 2024 03:55 PM (s3qiR)

52 >>Four people were killed and 29 wounded in the attack, the Houthi-run health ministry said in a statement.


This is not how you do it.

Posted by: Palestinian Health Ministry at September 30, 2024 03:55 PM (lKYo+)

53 Babylon Bee. I think history will record that leftist Twitter died when they cancelled the Bee and Elon Musk got so pissed off he bought Twitter and turned it neutral.


it was world-changing, I aver.

let that sink in...

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 30, 2024 03:55 PM (s3qiR)

54 And if Israel learns of a terrorist attack on the US, should they:

a) Call it in to a hostile US administration

b) Call it a day

Posted by: mrp at September 30, 2024 03:55 PM (rj6Yv)

55 The New York Times said in its obituary that Nasrallah was working towards a multi-religious Palestine where Jews, Muslims, and Christians could live together.

Nasrallah was the guy who said that it was good that the world's Jews had gathered in Israel, because it would be easier to kill the Jews if they were all in one place.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 30, 2024 03:55 PM (uxCna)

56 Yet the majority of Jews will vote for harris in November. The fact that a majority of Jews will constantly vote for the party that hates them and wants to see the terrorists win over the only Jewish nation continues to baffle me.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 30, 2024 03:55 PM (QNSds)

57 Hezbollah Reaches Out To U.S. For Advice On How To Govern With A Dead Leader

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That's beautiful.

* wipes tear *

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at September 30, 2024 03:55 PM (J53Gg)

58 LOLOL. Gotta love the Bee.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at September 30, 2024 03:56 PM (g8Ew8)

59 Israel counts on the US leaking their plans. Just recently, they used a leak of an immanent invasion to get the terrorist to scurry into tunnels and then bombed the tunnels.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


See #50. Exactly.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 30, 2024 03:56 PM (sDO9P)

60 I hope Israel's Jeannie shows Hezzies her belly button.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer
......

That could cause trouble for the goats.

Posted by: wth at September 30, 2024 03:56 PM (v0R5T)

61 The American 'government' is stabbing America in the back, why should Israel get off the hook? It's the 'government' default setting. Back-stabbers.

Posted by: Eromero at September 30, 2024 03:56 PM (LHPAg)

62 Israel counts on the US leaking their plans. Just recently, they used a leak of an immanent invasion to get the terrorist to scurry into tunnels and then bombed the tunnels.
==

Lloyd, this is a very , very top secret! The topest !

Posted by: runner at September 30, 2024 03:56 PM (V13WU)

63 Maintenance of secure seas and trade is the paramount US interest. It has been since the Great White Fleet toppled Spain and the War ended Britain's ability to meaningfully engage in securing the oceans. If that "US interest" being directly threatened - in fact, toppled, at least for now - elicited no response, then why would a threat to some other "US interest?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 30, 2024 03:53 PM (HnUIn)

I'm starting to doubt that the free passage of shipping is in the interest of the United States.

I AM certain it is in the interest of the elites as it's how they intend to replace the unruly American workers with foreign peasants. I'm not sure how forcing those workers to pay for defending the elites subversion of them helps the workers, though.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 30, 2024 03:56 PM (N1DT3)

64 Remember the same exact people behind Biden are running for president right now. They are the incumbent and they are planning to stay under a new similarly retarded name.

Posted by: ... at September 30, 2024 03:56 PM (LCr8f)

65 If anyone is on Telegram follow Mossad Commentary. Lots of nice video kabooms.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 30, 2024 03:56 PM (Aoykm)

66 Hezbollah was supposed to be the "elite" of the terror organizations. The Seal Team 6 of terror.

Hamas was always given short thrift -- even by the leftwing, Jew-hating media -- as a motley gaggle of goat-curious retards with glorified pop-guns.

But Hezz was supposedly special, elite. I think that was a lie. Shocker, I know. Israel is tearing them up with what looks like even less difficulty than they did Hamas.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 30, 2024 03:56 PM (iFTx/)

67 I'd read the US (and maybe UK?) participated with Israel in the attacks on Yemen. Maybe that was wrong, idk.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 30, 2024 03:57 PM (Cus5s)

68 Tehran is torn over how to respond. The New York Times reported on Sunday that "fissures have opened within the Iranian government over how to respond to [Hezbollah leader Hassan] Nasrallah's killing, with conservatives arguing for a forceful response and the moderates, led by Iran's new president, Masoud Pezeshkian, calling for restraint... state television, run by [his opponent in the election] Jalili's affiliates, called for Iran to strike Israel, in open defiance of Ayatollah Khamenei's caution. "
++++
I don't envy Iran at the moment. They're stuck between a rock and a hard place. This whole thing has gone wrong. Hamas was supposed to keep Israel busy with some low-level assistance from Hezbollah as the latter secured dominion over Lebanon and parts of Syria, installing a major Iranian satellite permanently on Israel's northern border. Further south, Yemen was supposed to keep Saudi Arabia busy and keep the Kingdom tied up and out of the picture for the grander regional positioning.

It's all gone pear-shaped, and Iran is down one proxy army and the command structure for a second.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 30, 2024 03:57 PM (HnUIn)

69 Biden Administration: if Israel didn't want the world to know, then they shouldn't have told us. Duh

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 30, 2024 03:57 PM (RTfY1)

70 Maybe Iran's worried about some of these Genies:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AIR-2_Genie

Posted by: spindrift at September 30, 2024 03:57 PM (OguvZ)

71 Need more cowbell?

https://youtu.be/D4mp09FGb0g?si=KqtmhXg0OhInPM7v

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 30, 2024 03:57 PM (V3Ryg)

72 ...and now the tanks are in...

Posted by: runner at September 30, 2024 03:58 PM (V13WU)

73 "I'm still waiting for all that promised decency, character and integrity to show up at the White House."

I saw a Harris/Walz campaign sign today which said "Harris/Walz-I couldn't read what the first word said but the other two were "hope" and "decency" Uhhh huh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 30, 2024 03:58 PM (MQJVv)

74 Bibi must expect Trump to win, hence he's taking the gloves off now given that Biden will dither.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 30, 2024 03:58 PM (nFx0I)

75 "Al-Arabiya reports that Israeli tanks crossed the border in the Ramish area of ​​southern Lebanon after the Lebanese army withdrew from several positions on the border with Israel."

Posted by: runner at September 30, 2024 03:58 PM (V13WU)

76 Yes the US administration informs Iran and its proxies whatever Israel tells them - but I think the time is long past that they tell the US anything really “secret”. For example “surprise invasion” - anyone watching saw that Israel began re-mobilizing its reserves 4 days ago. That was a huge tell.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 30, 2024 03:58 PM (+6sNf)

77 So what's this about the Israelis dropping boxes of Kaboom! into Lebanon?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 03:58 PM (v6JzV)

78 Hezbollah Reaches Out To U.S. For Advice On How To Govern With A Dead Leader


That just went up on Facebook. 😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 30, 2024 03:58 PM (sDO9P)

79 several position = 5 miles

Posted by: runner at September 30, 2024 03:58 PM (V13WU)

80
Barnburner of the Mets-Braves first game.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 30, 2024 03:58 PM (BkEzK)

81 Four people were killed and 29 wounded in the attack, the Houthi-run health ministry said in a statement.
++++
But what was the infrastructure damage? Target destroyed? Was it a successful raid or not? An infrastructure raid isn't looking to pile up bodies.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 30, 2024 03:58 PM (HnUIn)

82 74 Bibi must expect Trump to win, hence he's taking the gloves off now given that Biden will dither.


Zelensky must know something

that little turd looked SHOOK standing next to PDJT

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 30, 2024 03:58 PM (s3qiR)

83 Weather!! Genies!! Holy fuck!! How can we NOT support those badass Israelites.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 30, 2024 03:54 PM (Aoykm)

Makes one wonder if Harry Potter was a jew.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at September 30, 2024 03:59 PM (g8Ew8)

84 My wallet is being burned by what has been

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at September 30, 2024 03:59 PM (M7vhK)

85 Hezbollah was supposed to be the "elite" of the terror organizations. The Seal Team 6 of terror.

Hamas was always given short thrift -- even by the leftwing, Jew-hating media -- as a motley gaggle of goat-curious retards with glorified pop-guns.

It would appear that Hezball-less has "lost their courage" since they lost their luggage. And many goats can sleep better at night with so many Hamas killed.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 30, 2024 03:59 PM (N39Ws)

86 The Iranian proxy in Yemen has been engaging in open hostility in major trading lanes, and the US has done little about it, either out of fear, due to incompetence, out of preference for Iranian operations, or some combination of those or others.

The Houthis have fired on US warships without us doing jack.

The Houthis have fired twice at Tel Aviv, and Israel launched a strike after each one that destroyed the basis for the Houthis' economy.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 30, 2024 04:00 PM (uxCna)

87 Bibi must expect Trump to win, hence he's taking the gloves off now given that Biden will dither.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 30, 2024 03:58 PM (nFx0I)

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That’s my take as well.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 30, 2024 04:00 PM (u73oe)

88 Bibi must expect Trump to win, hence he's taking the gloves off now given that Biden will dither.

==

I think that went into the planning. But taking care of Hezbos after Gaza was talked about for a year.

Posted by: runner at September 30, 2024 04:00 PM (V13WU)

89 >>Hezbollah was supposed to be the "elite" of the terror organizations. The Seal Team 6 of terror.


The Elite Republican Guard of Iraq nods.

Posted by: garrett at September 30, 2024 04:00 PM (lKYo+)

90 Hezbollah was supposed to be the "elite" of the terror organizations. The Seal Team 6 of terror.

Hamas was always given short thrift -- even by the leftwing, Jew-hating media -- as a motley gaggle of goat-curious retards with glorified pop-guns.

But Hezz was supposedly special, elite. I think that was a lie. Shocker, I know. Israel is tearing them up with what looks like even less difficulty than they did Hamas.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade


Goat Fucker Six going dark...

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 30, 2024 04:00 PM (sDO9P)

91 Iran's "word" to their proxies is now less than Biden's word, believe it or not

That’s actually a really good point. As much as anything else Bibi has made the Iranians look like weak clowns to their allies.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 30, 2024 04:00 PM (nsdYS)

92 Maybe someone from the Administration ought to run down to the National Archives and review some material. I'll give 'em a head start:
http://tiny.cc/w91ozz
http://tiny.cc/x91ozz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 30, 2024 04:00 PM (HnUIn)

93 >>> "With every passing moment, the regime is bringing you -- the noble Persian people -- closer to the abyss," he stated.

I mentioned it in the previous thread, but the graphic novel Persepolis was a good semi memoir about a girl's perspective on the Iranian revolution from someone who actually lived though it, then escaped to France. Diary of Anne Frank meets Maus, but she survives. The drawings of the Karen-esque burqua clad women were amusing, and I loved the art style. Though the real author was an out and proud socialist, and didn't get how socialism is just as poisonous.

Would love if they can escape their totalitarian regime within my lifetime. But I think Satan is determined to keep his grasp on them, deny their people freedom, and have them help usher in the end of days.

Posted by: LizLem at September 30, 2024 04:00 PM (QAK8m)

94 Starting to see a bunch of polls with Harris out front. I think the propaganda for justifying the insane levels of cheating we’re going to see is ramping up.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 30, 2024 04:01 PM (YGplp)

95 "With every passing moment, the regime is bringing you -- the noble Persian people -- closer to the abyss," he stated.


Is there anyone here who does not understand what the word "abyss" means? I sure hope not.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 30, 2024 04:01 PM (W/lyH)

96 "Israel stands with you, you’ll be free sooner than people think."

Miniskirts and free flowing hair for all the wimmens again!


I've been getting a lot of YouTube Shorts of markets and public areas recently. Very interesting look to the place:

https://tinyurl.com/56cemymc

With some many people in civilian clothes walking around with AR-15s (or more likely, actual M4s), I'd expect a bloodbath everyday, based on what the media/Leftists tell me.

Also, the Israeli ladies are very nice. I wish the Army women I worked with looked that good from behind lol!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 30, 2024 04:01 PM (JCZqz)

97 LOL at the BabylonBee headline.

Posted by: PaleRider at September 30, 2024 04:01 PM (UKUm3)

98
Bibi must expect Trump to win, hence he's taking the gloves off now given that Biden will dither.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 30, 2024 03:58 PM


Yeah, I don't think I have to follow Rasmussen's daily tracking poll so closely anymore.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 30, 2024 04:02 PM (RKVpM)

99 It'll be interesting to hear what Biden's dog has to say about all this tomorrow.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 04:02 PM (v6JzV)

100 94 Starting to see a bunch of polls with Harris out front. I think the propaganda for justifying the insane levels of cheating we’re going to see is ramping up.


desperation time - again they're sending candy grams to certain individuals with the compromat they have on them

Nate silver, for example

it's interesting the many sudden endorsers

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 30, 2024 04:02 PM (s3qiR)

101 Forget suspended elections in November, there might not be a functioning civilization on this earth by then.

I have no interest in seeing what the Harri-Balz satrap would look like.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 30, 2024 04:02 PM (rHxhM)

102
Milley told the Chinese he'd warn them if Trump was thinking about doing anything 'inappropriate,' and now Harris/Biden/Jill did warn the terrorists that the Israelis were coming.

When does that whole 'giving aid and comfort to the enemy' thing start getting a look?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at September 30, 2024 03:49 PM (DyHJQ)



I can't wait for BadOrangeMan to recall this fatass REMF to active duty for a court martial.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 30, 2024 04:03 PM (y9nCu)

103 It's pretty apparent that Israel had much better intelligence re. Hizballah than they did Hamas.

And Hizballah is directly run through / from Tehran.

There is a reason the Ayatollah is hiding.

Posted by: garrett at September 30, 2024 04:03 PM (lKYo+)

104 Regardless of how the elections turn out, the United States is just a ridiculous buffoonerie of a country.

The sadder thing to contemplate as ridiculous and sad as we are, we're still at the top of the heap by orders of magnitude.

Wild.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 30, 2024 04:03 PM (XV/Pl)

105 Anyone else get the feeling the Israelis put a fake war plan in the pipeline, knowing the Junta would leak it, so as to throw Iran off the actual plan?

Because it's sure what I'd do.

Posted by: Brother Tim learned to stop quibbling and love the Protestant Reformation at September 30, 2024 04:03 PM (OUMaO)

106 >>Hezbollah was supposed to be the "elite" of the terror organizations. The Seal Team 6 of terror.

The Elite Republican Guard of Iraq nods.
Posted by: garrett at September 30, 2024 04:00 PM (lKYo+)


The elite American ruling class uptwinkles.

Posted by: spindrift at September 30, 2024 04:03 PM (OguvZ)

107 Netanyahu is in a Michael Corleone Baptism frame of mind.
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Yes.

Posted by: scampydog at September 30, 2024 04:03 PM (2bFN5)

108
Ivy League United Front Against Jinns and Genies reject UJA offer of free cell phones.

Posted by: Auspex at September 30, 2024 04:04 PM (j4U/Z)

109 Israel has started treating the US like a dopey rich cousin-someone you need to deal with and have them finance things but you never tell the details to because they can't keep a secret.

Posted by: pookysgirl at September 30, 2024 04:04 PM (dtlDP)

110 What kind of weird Ackbar post is that?

Talk about dogs and cats sleeping together...

Yeah, the ladies seem to be rather comfortable carrying their firearm.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 30, 2024 04:04 PM (tT6L1)

111 Jews will never be safe as long as islham exists.
Posted by: Sponge

Nobody will be. Not even the muzzies themselves.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 03:52 PM (v6JzV)

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The Saturday People and the Sunday People are caught between the Death Pincer ViseGrip of Satanic Death Cult Movements from the Islamists and the Godless GloboHomo Left.

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at September 30, 2024 04:04 PM (J53Gg)

112 All i ask is that Netanyahu give a speech, with a prop from I Dream of Jeannie on the podium.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 30, 2024 04:05 PM (v11it)

113 I remember when we used to kill our enemies until they quit. But that’s what happens when pussies get elected and trans fags are in charge. Pity.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 30, 2024 04:05 PM (Aoykm)

114 The best part is 10-15% of Hezballah will blow themselves up just getting ready for the invasion.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 30, 2024 04:05 PM (YGplp)

115 75 "Al-Arabiya reports that Israeli tanks crossed the border in the Ramish area of ​​southern Lebanon after the Lebanese army withdrew from several positions on the border with Israel."
Posted by: runner at September 30, 2024 03:58 PM (V13WU)

Subtle thing to note in this statement - the Lebanese Army is weak, but still controlled by Lebanese Christians. So they’re saying “hey don’t mind us, we’ll just step out of your way here.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 30, 2024 04:05 PM (+6sNf)

116 So Netanyahu took out the Houthi port from which they were launching attacks on US ships as well?

And “Biden” then leaked Israel’s upcoming plans.

Of course. The only country we won’t protect is the US. SMFH

Posted by: Lizzy at September 30, 2024 04:06 PM (Hkcdp)

117 I will bet dollars to donuts that Bibi and Pahlavi have been talking. Pahlavi has been asking for backing and that the people of Iran are ready for regime change. Maybe, the time is now.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 30, 2024 04:06 PM (I1GXe)

118 Also, the Israeli ladies are very nice. I wish the Army women I worked with looked that good from behind lol!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar


Busty Israeli military chicks wearing bandoliers.

*chef's kiss*

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 04:06 PM (v6JzV)

119 105 Anyone else get the feeling the Israelis put a fake war plan in the pipeline, knowing the Junta would leak it, so as to throw Iran off the actual plan?

Because it's sure what I'd do.

Posted by: Brother Tim learned to stop quibbling and love the Protestant Reformation at September 30, 2024 04:03 PM (OUMaO)
_________________

Same here. It's exactly what I'd do.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 30, 2024 04:06 PM (YqDXo)

120 I doubt anyone in this administration has thought about other things that will occur in the Middle East due to the destruction of Hezbollah. Hezbollah slaughtered thousands in the Syrian civil war in support of Assad. Assad is not only the leader of Syria but he is the head of the Alawite community. They are considered a heretical Shia sect. The Iranians have their uses for them but the Sunnis hate them. You could see renewed fighting and possible genocide in Syria, which could draw the Turks into the conflict. Fun, fun , fun

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 30, 2024 04:07 PM (RTfY1)

121 Oh the other hand, telling the pingeads knowing they will blab is like getting the teakers ti flush their stash.

AI FTE

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 30, 2024 04:07 PM (QSrLX)

122 112 All i ask is that Netanyahu give a speech, with a prop from I Dream of Jeannie on the podium.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 30, 2024 04:05 PM (v11it)

Or make like the movie Aladdin and do his speech in a Gilbert Gottfried voice.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 30, 2024 04:07 PM (+6sNf)

123 Bibi looks to the U.S. and says, "Fuck you, Jobu. I do it myself."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 30, 2024 04:07 PM (KbCG3)

124 Going to war without France is like going hunting without an accordion.

Norman Schwarzkopf

Posted by: SMOD at September 30, 2024 04:08 PM (RHGPo)

125 Also, the Israeli ladies are very nice. I wish the Army women I worked with looked that good from behind lol!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
......

You could post a link to a picture.

Posted by: wth at September 30, 2024 04:08 PM (v0R5T)

126 Going to war without the US is like going hunting without an accordion.

IDF

Posted by: SMOD at September 30, 2024 04:08 PM (RHGPo)

127 A guy on CBN says local reports say Israeli specialists have already crossed into Lebanon, doing shaping operations (which seems to be reconnaissance). Rest of invasion comes any time now.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 30, 2024 04:08 PM (Cus5s)

128 Starting to see a bunch of polls with Harris out front

***************

Would those be the same polls showing Trump winning 5 of 7 swing states and winning PA by 3?

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at September 30, 2024 04:08 PM (M7vhK)

129 112 All i ask is that Netanyahu give a speech, with a prop from I Dream of Jeannie on the podium.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 30, 2024 04:05 PM (v11it)

Every time they showed Jeanie inside her magic lamp room......

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 30, 2024 04:08 PM (uBBbP)

130 104 Regardless of how the elections turn out, the United States is just a ridiculous buffoonerie of a country.

The sadder thing to contemplate as ridiculous and sad as we are, we're still at the top of the heap by orders of magnitude.

Wild.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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Like a fish, a nation rots from the head of it and then down.

Posted by: whig at September 30, 2024 04:09 PM (SI97o)

131 101 I have no interest in seeing what the Harri-Balz satrap would look like.

for some reason, i read that as "harris balz strap"

Posted by: anachronda at September 30, 2024 04:09 PM (sGtp+)

132 Going to war without France is like going hunting without an accordion.

Norman Schwarzkopf
Posted by: SMOD


I imagine playing an accordion in the woods would cause quite a few critters to fall dead.

Untill one of them ate you.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 04:09 PM (v6JzV)

133
Once the Mullahs are gone, what will happen to the Saudi Arabian Boeing F-15 purchases?

Oh, yeah, they're on strike, too.

Posted by: Auspex at September 30, 2024 04:09 PM (j4U/Z)

134 "Iran's Secret Service had established a unit to target Mossad agents within Iran. However, the head of this unit turned out to be a Mossad operative himself, along with 20 other agents."
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I wonder if the head of the unit was a Mossad agent, or maybe Mossad just wants them to think he is...Either way, good stuff!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 30, 2024 04:10 PM (7fElN)

135 125 Also, the Israeli ladies are very nice. I wish the Army women I worked with looked that good from behind lol!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
......

You could post a link to a picture.


you do know who you're talkin' to, right?

Posted by: anachronda at September 30, 2024 04:10 PM (sGtp+)

136 "Iran's Secret Service had established a unit to target Mossad agents within Iran. However, the head of this unit turned out to be a Mossad operative himself, along with 20 other agents."



*SNORT

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 30, 2024 04:10 PM (sDO9P)

137 Also, the Israeli ladies are very nice. I wish the Army women I worked with looked that good from behind lol!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
......

You could post a link to a picture.
Posted by: wth at September 30, 2024 04:08 PM (v0R5T)

Bad idea.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 30, 2024 04:10 PM (4oXVn)

138
I will bet dollars to donuts that Bibi and Pahlavi have been talking. Pahlavi has been asking for backing and that the people of Iran are ready for regime change. Maybe, the time is now.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 30, 2024 04:06 PM


If one were to look at the declining percentage of 'people of faith' in our own country and then imagined the same thing happening in an islamist country, the leadership in Iran's days are numbered.

Like fusion energy, any day now... I've been saying it for decades.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 30, 2024 04:11 PM (RKVpM)

139 128 Starting to see a bunch of polls with Harris out front

***************

Would those be the same polls showing Trump winning 5 of 7 swing states and winning PA by 3?
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at September 30, 2024 04:08 PM (M7vhK)

========

Democrat candidate for Senate in MI said that her internals showed Kamala "under water" in Michigan.

But some unknown or wildly terrible pollster said she's up by 6.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 30, 2024 04:11 PM (GBKbO)

140 Posted by: Brother Tim learned to stop quibbling and love the Protestant Reformation at September 30, 2024 04:03 PM (OUMaO)
_________________

Same here. It's exactly what I'd do.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 30, 2024 04:06 PM (YqDXo)


Wait wut?

Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy at September 30, 2024 04:11 PM (uBBbP)

141 Meet the Mets!

Step right up and get beat by the Mets!

Playoffs baby.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 30, 2024 04:11 PM (LkLld)

142 For a Proud Muslim People who hate Jews so much, somehow they can't tell when their own people are...

Posted by: XTC at September 30, 2024 04:11 PM (UnA8+)

143 Bible familiar morons, a question. My husband is convinced the whore of babylon in the bible is actually Islam--not rome, not catholicism, not the apostate church, which are some of the usual interpretations. Is it possible?

Days like this, with these rumors of wars in the middle east and the creep of Islam over the world, it feels, if not accurate, entirely plausible.

Posted by: LizLem at September 30, 2024 04:11 PM (QAK8m)

144 Just so we understand, the Iranian dude wasn't talking about Genies. He was talking about Jinns, which the west has sort of distorted into the concept of a Genie.

A Jinn is like a spirit. There are good and bad ones. Jinns can take possession of people, making them do good or bad things. In islam, Satan is a Jinn. Jinns inhabit a sort of "middle earth" between our seen world and an unseen one. But the key thing to understand is that muslims are DEATHLY AFRAID of jinns. Is someone sick? Maybe a Jinn made them sick. Injured? Maybe a Jinn did it. Depressed? Jinn. Sore? Jinns. They see these "evil spirits" everywhere, and they are deathly afraid of them. Many muslims I know pray for protection from Jinns.

So, the Iranian dude is tapping into a deeply emotional part of their culture by blaming the losses on Jinns.

Posted by: P. Mo. at September 30, 2024 04:12 PM (6Cx+M)

145 Austin's next order from Biden: release the daggots.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 30, 2024 04:12 PM (QSrLX)

146 Also, the Israeli ladies are very nice. I wish the Army women I worked with looked that good from behind lol!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar


*has one directly in front of you for 15 mile forced march.

"WIt! We're already here? Can we do it again?"

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 30, 2024 04:12 PM (sDO9P)

147 ubtle thing to note in this statement - the Lebanese Army is weak, but still controlled by Lebanese Christians. So they’re saying “hey don’t mind us, we’ll just step out of your way here.”
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 30, 2024 04:05 PM (+6sNf)

It's a little more complicated than that.

Posted by: runner at September 30, 2024 04:12 PM (V13WU)

148 Aw c'mon, we can trust Admiral Ackbar.

Posted by: wth at September 30, 2024 04:13 PM (v0R5T)

149 Austin's next order from Biden: release the daggots.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey


Joe: Pete, you're fired.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 30, 2024 04:13 PM (sDO9P)

150 What is dead may never die.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 30, 2024 03:53 PM (GBKbO)
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And in strange aeons even death may die...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 30, 2024 04:13 PM (7fElN)

151 Divide by Zero, I would tend to agree but there are a whole new set of circumstances that have not been in play before.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 30, 2024 04:13 PM (I1GXe)

152
It's not impossible to image a Russian / Iranian / Chinese collapse in the next 30 days.

It's a certainty Kamala and the Junta take credit for it.

Posted by: Auspex at September 30, 2024 04:13 PM (j4U/Z)

153
Busty Israeli military chicks wearing bandoliers.

*chef's kiss*
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 04:06 PM (v6JzV)


They're randy, as well. Spent a lot of time in Eilat and Tel Aviv when I was stationed in Egypt. Yum.

I wish I'd gotten photos of this one chick in Jerusalem wearing a sun dress and carrying an Uzi using a pink ribbon with bows as a sling.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 30, 2024 04:14 PM (y9nCu)

154 The sadder thing to contemplate as ridiculous and sad as we are, we're still at the top of the heap by orders of magnitude.
____________________

When Europeans used to deprecate Americans as stupid, I'd respond, "Yep. But we're ahead of you."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 30, 2024 04:14 PM (YqDXo)

155 that little turd looked SHOOK standing next to PDJT
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 30, 2024 03:58 PM (s3qiR)

Maybe he knew something about the assn attempts

Posted by: ... at September 30, 2024 04:14 PM (LCr8f)

156 Oh, crap. I wilfully misspelled then looked it up. Crap

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 30, 2024 04:14 PM (QSrLX)

157 A Jinn is like a spirit. There are good and bad ones. Jinns can take possession of people, making them do good or bad things. In islam, Satan is a Jinn. Jinns inhabit a sort of "middle earth" between our seen world and an unseen one. But the key thing to understand is that muslims are DEATHLY AFRAID of jinns. Is someone sick? Maybe a Jinn made them sick. Injured? Maybe a Jinn did it. Depressed? Jinn. Sore? Jinns. They see these "evil spirits" everywhere, and they are deathly afraid of them.


Muzzies are gypsies?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 30, 2024 04:15 PM (sDO9P)

158
If legitimate polls have Trump up in Pennsylvania - it is over - whatever the other gaslighting polls claim.

But Pennsylvania is a really tough place to legitimately poll.

see also; Election fraud

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 30, 2024 04:15 PM (RKVpM)

159 We forget how naive Israel is. This intel was picked up on the CIA's super sophisticated Pager/Decoder Ring. Also got something on Ovaltine that they're still working on.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 30, 2024 04:15 PM (wBaIH)

160 Democrat candidate for Senate in MI said that her internals showed Kamala "under water" in Michigan.
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She's used to breathing through her nose

Posted by: ... at September 30, 2024 04:16 PM (LCr8f)

161 143 Days like this, with these rumors of wars in the middle east and the creep of Islam over the world, it feels, if not accurate, entirely plausible.
Posted by: LizLem at September 30, 2024 04:11 PM (QAK8m)

There was a time I thought that King Barry might be the Mahdi.

Now I think he just WANTED to be the Mahdi.

Posted by: XTC at September 30, 2024 04:16 PM (UnA8+)

162 158
If legitimate polls have Trump up in Pennsylvania - it is over - whatever the other gaslighting polls claim.

But Pennsylvania is a really tough place to legitimately poll.

see also; Election fraud
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 30, 2024 04:15 PM (RKVpM)

========

He's up in the RCP average.

So, the troll who keeps coming around who says that polls are accurate, just look at RCP, will be around to tell us that it's Trump's to lose, I guess.

Except that stupid RCP includes stupid Rasmussen and Trafalgar! Stupid, pro-Trump polls that are never right and only ever rosy for Trump! (Which was in the 2020 RCP average.)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 30, 2024 04:16 PM (GBKbO)

163 Anyone else get the feeling the Israelis put a fake war plan in the pipeline, knowing the Junta would leak it, so as to throw Iran off the actual plan?

Because it's sure what I'd do.

Posted by: Brother Tim learned to stop quibbling and love the Protestant Reformation at September 30, 2024 04:03 PM (OUMaO)
_________________

Same here. It's what I'd do too.

Sorry for the Zen comment above.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 30, 2024 04:17 PM (YqDXo)

164 "AP: The US is sending a few thousand more troops to the Middle East to boost security."

Kamala said there were no US troops abroad, so this headline cannot be right.

Posted by: So Much Misinformation at September 30, 2024 04:17 PM (/JDDd)

165 107 Netanyahu is in a Michael Corleone Baptism frame of mind.
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Yes.
Posted by: scampydog at September 30, 2024 04:03 PM (2bFN5)

To paraphrase CBD (I think) from yesterday, he wrote that Bibi is in a lot of hot water over security lapses that helped facilitate 10/7. The only way he redeems himself is to win the war over Israel's current enemies in the ME. If he ended up redeeming himself, he could stay PM as long as he wants to.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 30, 2024 04:17 PM (oACm+)

166 149 Austin's next order from Biden: release the daggots.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey


Joe: Pete, you're fired.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 30, 2024 04:13 PM (sDO9P)

Smithers... release the Hounds...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 30, 2024 04:17 PM (QAkQ3)

167 Look, the election's already been held. We'll find out who's "won"... Sometime. But the totals are already decided.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 30, 2024 04:17 PM (awTae)

168 Do I understand correctly that if the Braves win the second game today, they, the Philthies, AND the Mets will all be in?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 30, 2024 04:17 PM (LxER7)

169 Democrat candidate for Senate in MI said that her internals showed Kamala "under water" in Michigan.

But some unknown or wildly terrible pollster said she's up by 6.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Elissa Slotkin is a bloated CIA employed Karen whose only current campaign screech is that Republicans will force women with entropic pregnancies to carry to term and die.

Posted by: Auspex at September 30, 2024 04:18 PM (j4U/Z)

170 If legitimate polls have Trump up in Pennsylvania - it is over - whatever the other gaslighting polls claim.

************************

11 most recent polls out of Pennsylvania, Harris has only led in one, Trump has led in four, and six are tied

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at September 30, 2024 04:18 PM (M7vhK)

171 @152 Russia isn't collapsing anytime soon. They're grinding the Ukes into the ground in Donetsk and pushing the Ukes out of their gains in Kursk. The Ukes are more likely to collapse in the next 30 days. The Chinese aren't moving because their economy sucks and they're not going after Taiwan because even our nitwit administration would respond. Wouldn't be surprised to see the Iranians collapse but Biden /Harris would look even dumber given how much $ they've given them

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 30, 2024 04:19 PM (RTfY1)

172 110 What kind of weird Ackbar post is that?

Talk about dogs and cats sleeping together...
Posted by: blake - semi lurker


I love ALL women...the traditionally hot ones get plenty of attention, so I'm just helping out the others! I have to throw the occasional hotties out to keep things interesting. Plus, Israeli women in general are just a little special. Wonder what they're like in person?

Also, the Israeli ladies are very nice. I wish the Army women I worked with looked that good from behind lol!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
......
You could post a link to a picture.
Posted by: wth


Sure thing!: https://tinyurl.com/3dc9pd5v

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 30, 2024 04:19 PM (lPS5q)

173 There's a website/blog called "liveuamap" dot com that has the Israel - Lebanon situation detailed.

Like the name implies... it's a map with ongoing events detailed. Can't vouch for it's accuracy, but seems legit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 30, 2024 04:19 PM (Q4IgG)

174 Days like this, with these rumors of wars in the middle east and the creep of Islam over the world, it feels, if not accurate, entirely plausible.
Posted by: LizLem at September 30, 2024 04:11 PM (QAK8m)
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Bottom line: There will be a one world religion and government. What direction it comes from we can only speculate. We know it will happen but we are unsure of the details. My suggestion and it worth everything you paid for it: Keep yourself buried in the Word of God so you keep your heart, head and feet moving in the correct direction.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 30, 2024 04:19 PM (tT6L1)

175 Elissa Slotkin is a bloated CIA employed Karen whose only current campaign screech is that Republicans will force women with entropic pregnancies to carry to term and die.

Posted by: Auspex at September 30, 2024 04:18 PM (j4U/Z)

Enthalpic pregnancies are next, baby murderers.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 30, 2024 04:19 PM (i24o9)

176 168 Do I understand correctly that if the Braves win the second game today, they, the Philthies, AND the Mets will all be in?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 30, 2024 04:17 PM (LxER7)

Yes, now that the Mets won game 1, if the Braves win game 2, that would be correct.

Posted by: Nova Local at September 30, 2024 04:19 PM (exHjb)

177 Hamas member and Chairman of UNRWA teachers union eliminated.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 30, 2024 04:19 PM (I1GXe)

178 Smithers... release the Hounds...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 30, 2024 04:17 PM (QAkQ3)

If Bootyjudge has a thing for Biden, they become Mr. Burns and Smithers perfectly.

(Except Mr. Burns and Smithers are competent.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 30, 2024 04:20 PM (N1DT3)

179 Democrat candidate for Senate in MI said that her internals showed Kamala "under water" in Michigan.
.......

Fire up those xerox machines!

Posted by: wth at September 30, 2024 04:20 PM (v0R5T)

180 So, the Iranian dude is tapping into a deeply emotional part of their culture by blaming the losses on Jinns.
Posted by: P. Mo. at September 30, 2024 04:12 PM (6Cx+M)
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A bit surprising he's not blaming the Jews as being in league with ifrit, which are decidedly evil spirits.

Jinn are more neutral, though they are--like humans--capable of both good and bad deeds.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 30, 2024 04:20 PM (7fElN)

181 Jinn are more neutral, though they are--like humans--capable of both good and bad deeds.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 30, 2024 04:20 PM (7fElN)

Like garden gnomes.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 30, 2024 04:20 PM (i24o9)

182 >>Except that stupid RCP includes stupid Rasmussen and Trafalgar! Stupid, pro-Trump polls that are never right and only ever rosy for Trump! (Which was in the 2020 RCP average.)

Atlas Intel was the best pollster in 2020. They dropped a national poll on Saturday with Trump up 3. If he's winning the popular vote nationally by 3 he's up big.

I'd feel more comfortable agains the cheat +5 but not a bad place right now.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 30, 2024 04:20 PM (LkLld)

183 Yes, now that the Mets won game 1, if the Braves win game 2, that would be correct.
Posted by: Nova Local at September 30, 2024 04:19 PM (exHjb)

As a disgruntled Nats fan, I shall now kick the cat.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 30, 2024 04:21 PM (LxER7)

184 My answer as usual, hanging.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 30, 2024 04:21 PM (JWQTr)

185 175 Elissa Slotkin is a bloated CIA employed Karen whose only current campaign screech is that Republicans will force women with entropic pregnancies to carry to term and die.

Posted by: Auspex at September 30, 2024 04:18 PM (j4U/Z)

Enthalpic pregnancies are next, baby murderers.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 30, 2024 04:19 PM (i24o9)
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What if they're at constant volume instead of constant pressure? Then they would be energetic pregnancies.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 30, 2024 04:21 PM (YqDXo)

186 Bible familiar morons, a question. My husband is convinced the whore of babylon in the bible is actually Islam--not rome, not catholicism, not the apostate church, which are some of the usual interpretations. Is it possible?

Its only the sect of the American Religion that believes in Pre-Millennial Dispensationalism that has the NYT and WAPO as secret decoder rings to the Holy Scriptures written over 2000 years ago.

Preterists see the WoB as Jerusalem, Amillennials and Post-Mills (the vast majority of orthodox Christianity) see the WoB as a corrupt and secular/godless system that stands in the face of Christianity.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 30, 2024 04:22 PM (rHxhM)

187 "AP: The US is sending a few thousand more troops to the Middle East to boost security."

Kamala said there were no US troops abroad, so this headline cannot be right.
Posted by: So Much Misinformation


700 Tennessee Natinal Guardsmen left for a year long deployment on Saturday.

What else just happened in Tennessee?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 30, 2024 04:22 PM (sDO9P)

188 A bit surprising he's not blaming the Jews as being in league with ifrit, which are decidedly evil spirits.

Jinn are more neutral, though they are--like humans--capable of both good and bad deeds.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 30, 2024 04:20 PM (7fElN)

Only bad djinn agree to work for The Joos though, doubtless seduced by Hebrew gold.

Posted by: djinn & tonic at September 30, 2024 04:22 PM (/JDDd)

189 You could post a link to a picture.
Posted by: wth

Sure thing!: https://tinyurl.com/3dc9pd5v
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
.......

I knew you would come through!

Posted by: wth at September 30, 2024 04:22 PM (v0R5T)

190 There was a time I thought that King Barry might be the Mahdi.

Now I think he just WANTED to be the Mahdi.
Posted by: XTC at September 30, 2024 04:16 PM (UnA8+)


Nah, he was just the "Ersatz Haderach"

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, and I know what I'm talkin' about at September 30, 2024 04:22 PM (PiwSw)

191 Like garden gnomes.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 30, 2024 04:20 PM (i24o9)
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Just watch out for those redcaps. Murderous bastards...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 30, 2024 04:22 PM (7fElN)

192
By the way, none of these abortion krakens in their ads look like they have a route to impregnation outside a turkey baster.

Posted by: Auspex at September 30, 2024 04:23 PM (j4U/Z)

193 What if they're at constant volume instead of constant pressure? Then they would be energetic pregnancies.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 30, 2024 04:21 PM (YqDXo)

Depends on basal temperature.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 30, 2024 04:23 PM (i24o9)

194 ">>> The only way he redeems himself is to win the war over Israel's current enemies in the ME. If he ended up redeeming himself, he could stay PM as long as he wants to.

Hah! If only. Events, dear boy, events.

Posted by: Winston Churchill at September 30, 2024 04:23 PM (/gEFs)

195 Atlas Intel was the best pollster in 2020. They dropped a national poll on Saturday with Trump up 3. If he's winning the popular vote nationally by 3 he's up big.

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To be fair they had Harris winning NC by 3 which is lulz, not happening

Checking the demos they oversampled the white liberal karen baby killer college graduate cat lovers demographics, which would account for this outlier

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at September 30, 2024 04:23 PM (M7vhK)

196 Deep state are traitorous assholes!? Where is my fainting couch?

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 30, 2024 04:24 PM (/6GbT)

197 I seem to remember DU denizens saying Timpon will destroy Vance in debate. Are they still saying that?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 30, 2024 04:24 PM (cTnKT)

198 You could post a link to a picture.
Posted by: wth

Sure thing!: https://tinyurl.com/3dc9pd5v
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar


Staying true to form.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 30, 2024 04:24 PM (sDO9P)

199 Ace,
Re the sidebar. Did you mean Gary Sinise rather than Gary Oldman?

Posted by: Tuna at September 30, 2024 04:24 PM (oaGWv)

200 I am not buy it. Israel already knows Biden/Harris/Obama will leak it. The only way they (BHO) know is because Israel wants them to leak it.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 30, 2024 04:25 PM (+H2BX)

201 Slotkin is Jewish I believe. Does anyone know how she is doing with the Islamic community in Michigan?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 30, 2024 04:25 PM (RTfY1)

202 The non response by this admin to the disaster in Asheville and surroundings has deep sixed any chance they had of taking NC.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 30, 2024 04:25 PM (+6sNf)

203 >>As a disgruntled Nats fan, I shall now kick the cat.

Careful. As a Nats fan you will probably end up injured.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 30, 2024 04:25 PM (LkLld)

204 195 To be fair they had Harris winning NC by 3 which is lulz, not happening

Checking the demos they oversampled the white liberal karen baby killer college graduate cat lovers demographics, which would account for this outlier
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at September 30, 2024 04:23 PM (M7vhK)

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NC purged a full 10% of its voter rolls over the past few months.

Cooper was definitely given his second term as governor through late night shenanigans in 2020.

The NC GOP has forced through a host of election changes over his veto (they have a super majority).

I suspect that the presidential race is gonna be called real fast in about 5 weeks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 30, 2024 04:26 PM (GBKbO)

205 Honey, wanna try the turkey baster position tonight?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 30, 2024 04:26 PM (JWQTr)

206 I'm thinking it's an Israeli ploy. They know they can't trust the US so they put it out there just to see where the terrorist run to when they get the heads up from Biden.

Posted by: Esteve at September 30, 2024 04:26 PM (weH2K)

207 197 I seem to remember DU denizens saying Timpon will destroy Vance in debate. Are they still saying that?
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 30, 2024 04:24 PM (cTnKT)

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They said Biden won the debate with Trump, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 30, 2024 04:26 PM (GBKbO)

208 The non response by this admin to the disaster in Asheville and surroundings has deep sixed any chance they had of taking NC.

******************

Asheville is a liberal shithole too, so their voter turnout now could be somewhat

dampened

I denounce myself

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at September 30, 2024 04:27 PM (M7vhK)

209 Like garden gnomes.

Black jockey holding up a ring ?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 30, 2024 04:27 PM (BEOIm)

210 Keep saying this administration is against Israel and for the Muslims

Posted by: Skip at September 30, 2024 04:27 PM (fwDg9)

211
I wonder how 'Conservative Art Critic' (CAC) has Trump in PA? He always thought the state was on the verge of breaking red.

Not sure who signs his checks now, which kinda matters.

See also; Drudge Report

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 30, 2024 04:28 PM (RKVpM)

212 >>The non response by this admin to the disaster in Asheville and surroundings has deep sixed any chance they had of taking NC.


When all the affected people turn up to Vote, they will be informed that their Mail-In Ballots have already been counted.

Posted by: garrett at September 30, 2024 04:28 PM (lKYo+)

213 211
I wonder how 'Conservative Art Critic' (CAC) has Trump in PA? He always thought the state was on the verge of breaking red.

Not sure who signs his checks now, which kinda matters.

See also; Drudge Report
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 30, 2024 04:28 PM (RKVpM)

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He hated it when it finally happened in 2016, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 30, 2024 04:28 PM (GBKbO)

214 Imadinnajacket, HA, haven't heard that name in a while. I thought maybe he got half his head blown off like Khadaffi.

Posted by: just saying at September 30, 2024 04:28 PM (Uy/WF)

215 The only way he redeems himself is to win the war over Israel's current enemies in the ME. If he ended up redeeming himself, he could stay PM as long as he wants to.

==

I don't think he cares as much about his political survival as Israel's survival. He also views himself as best man for the job at the moment, as the one that can deal with US pressures and still move Israel's plans forward. All of Israeli leaders in the last 30-40 years were severely influences by US meddling. As it turns out, to extreme Israeli detriment. In many ways, 10/7 is the result of all those years, bad policies conjured up in DC. Starting with Oslo and going from there.

Posted by: runner at September 30, 2024 04:28 PM (V13WU)

216 I suspect that the presidential race is gonna be called real fast in about 5 weeks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 30, 2024 04:26 PM (GBKbO)

Nothing the networks, which called Arizona (very close) before Texas (not at all close) in 2020, can't fix.

Posted by: Just News It Away at September 30, 2024 04:29 PM (/JDDd)

217 197 I seem to remember DU denizens saying Timpon will destroy Vance in debate. Are they still saying that?
Posted by: Northernlurker

Yes, but they've been much more quiet about this debate than the Biden or Harris ones. Just an occasional thread here or there. Only one real current thread:

Is anybody doing a watch party? I'm already jittery even tho I try not to think that way.

Several planned here in Omaha. But I'll be watching with my best friend instead. Why jittery? About Shady Pants?

Cuz of all the cheating when the votes get counted. Here in CT we feel secure. There is only ONE Harris/Walz sign on my street. And I know there are more than one voter on our block because I see the neighbors at the polls on voting day. We like to vote here!

Neighbor's house. Several of us head over there. Some G&Ts and some beer. Walz does not know how to not be real, and Vance does not know what real is. I am not worried.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 30, 2024 04:29 PM (JCZqz)

218 By the way, none of these abortion krakens in their ads look like they have a route to impregnation outside a turkey baster.
Posted by: Auspex at September 30, 2024 04:23 PM


Generally, the route to impregnation goes through the inside of the turkey baster.

Posted by: Subaru Driver at September 30, 2024 04:29 PM (PQclV)

219 >> Keep saying this administration is against Israel and for the Muslims


It isn't the Administration, it is the State Department.

The Administration just facilitates or thwarts the State Department's actions.

DeepState. Working for anyone but you since 1950 or so.

Posted by: garrett at September 30, 2024 04:30 PM (lKYo+)

220 Beruit?

Posted by: m at September 30, 2024 04:30 PM (VnUSN)

221 217 Cuz of all the cheating when the votes get counted. Here in CT we feel secure. There is only ONE Harris/Walz sign on my street. And I know there are more than one voter on our block because I see the neighbors at the polls on voting day. We like to vote here!

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 30, 2024 04:29 PM (JCZqz)

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See, this cheating thing...the implication doesn't seem to be "suppressing votes". It seems to be something different.

What do they think Republicans do to cheat at elections if it's not "suppressing votes"? I'm genuinely curious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 30, 2024 04:30 PM (GBKbO)

222 Why is it called a "turkey baster?" Can't you baste other things besides turkeys?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 04:31 PM (v6JzV)

223 It wouldn't even surprise me at this point if we turned on our TVs in November and the talking heads were saying "in a historic electoral earthquake, write-in candidates Dylan Mulvaney and Volodymyr Zelenskyy have been elected President and Vice-President of the United States.

President-Elect Mulvaney is expected to shortly announce her nomination of the Raytheon Corporation as Secretary of State."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 30, 2024 04:31 PM (awTae)

224 Cuz of all the cheating when the votes get counted. Here in CT we feel secure. There is only ONE Harris/Walz sign on my street. And I know there are more than one voter on our block because I see the neighbors at the polls on voting day. We like to vote here!


Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 30, 2024 04:29 PM (JCZqz)
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Hah, sounds like where my wife and I visited recently. Deep in the heart of Kamala country and barely any signage. The enthusiasm gap is real.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 30, 2024 04:31 PM (tT6L1)

225 Cuz of all the cheating when the votes get counted. Here in CT we feel secure. There is only ONE Harris/Walz sign on my street. And I know there are more than one voter on our block because I see the neighbors at the polls on voting day. We like to vote here!

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 30, 2024 04:29 PM (JCZqz)

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Also, gotta love the demonstration that even in CT, there doesn't seem to be any enthusiasm.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 30, 2024 04:31 PM (GBKbO)

226 The non response by this admin to the disaster in Asheville and surroundings has deep sixed any chance they had of taking NC.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 30, 2024 04:25 PM (+6sNf)
_________________

Now if Chlamydia had the brains God gave geese, she'd head to NC tout suite. So we can safely neglect that possibility.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 30, 2024 04:31 PM (YqDXo)

227 These assholes could fuck up a one-car funeral.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 30, 2024 04:31 PM (4oXVn)

228 What do they think Republicans do to cheat at elections if it's not "suppressing votes"? I'm genuinely curious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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Would you believe it involves genies?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 30, 2024 04:31 PM (v11it)

229 @204 TJM , I agree that it's looking better and better for Trump. The thing that worries me more is that in the next five weeks with this decrepit, incompetent junta in charge a lot more shit will hit the fan , including the possible strike tomorrow.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 30, 2024 04:32 PM (RTfY1)

230 228 What do they think Republicans do to cheat at elections if it's not "suppressing votes"? I'm genuinely curious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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Would you believe it involves genies?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 30, 2024 04:31 PM (v11it)

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We have already learned that it's djinns!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 30, 2024 04:32 PM (GBKbO)

231 I wonder how 'Conservative Art Critic' (CAC) has Trump in PA? He always thought the state was on the verge of breaking red.

Not sure who signs his checks now, which kinda matters.

See also; Drudge Report

Posted by: Divide by Zero


Ironic, he turned to the dark side in time for his white whale to come in in '16.

Posted by: Brother Tim learned to stop quibbling and love the Protestant Reformation at September 30, 2024 04:32 PM (OUMaO)

232 Why is it called a "turkey baster?" Can't you baste other things besides turkeys?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 04:31 PM


Yes.

Posted by: Cervixii at September 30, 2024 04:33 PM (PQclV)

233 >>>Re the sidebar. Did you mean Gary Sinise rather than Gary Oldman?

no I meant Oldman. I've heard whisperings.

Posted by: ace at September 30, 2024 04:33 PM (KRtlO)

234 Her's the thing.

Iran has prospered because they didn't play by the rules. They did things no country could get away with. So, what happens when one of the victims, a country that is wealthier, smarter, and richer than they are, decides not to play by the rules as well?

We are about to find out.

Posted by: El Mariachi at September 30, 2024 04:33 PM (nLFEI)

235 @204

>>I suspect that the presidential race is gonna be called real fast in about 5 weeks.

If the election is not called, by say, 12am on election night /overnight, the latest, Trumps not winning.

No Republican has ever won, We Gotta Count Every Ballot , And We're Going to Keep Counting For Weeks If We Have To, election maneuver/shennaingans.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 30, 2024 04:33 PM (XV/Pl)

236
I seem to remember DU denizens saying Timpon will destroy Vance in debate. Are they still saying that?

Tim is going to energetically wave with this left hand, then just as energetically wave with his right hand, then clasp his elbows together then clap with both hands, and the debate will be over. Victory is assured.

-- DU denizens who dig the ghey

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 30, 2024 04:33 PM (RKVpM)

237 See, this cheating thing...the implication doesn't seem to be "suppressing votes". It seems to be something different.

What do they think Republicans do to cheat at elections if it's not "suppressing votes"? I'm genuinely curious.


I like the response that "I don't trust Trump not to cheat, so we must absolutely have voter ID and paper ballots which can be verified."

Posted by: Archimedes at September 30, 2024 04:33 PM (xCA6C)

238 Don't I recall that Joe "Loose Lips" Biden praised Seal Team 6 by name after the operation that took out bin Laden? He's *ALWAYS* been eager to show off how much "secret stuff" he knows. He's ALWAYS been eager to bask in reflected glory. He's a jerk, and has been for all 29 years that I can remember.

Posted by: Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah at September 30, 2024 04:33 PM (nZH/6)

239 Why is it called a "turkey baster?" Can't you baste other things besides turkeys?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 04:31 PM (v6JzV)

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No, your kitchen will burst into flames if you try that.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 30, 2024 04:33 PM (u73oe)

240 >>Not sure who signs his checks now, which kinda matters.


His wife will still like a supporting actor from The Green Mile.

Posted by: garrett at September 30, 2024 04:33 PM (lKYo+)

241 He also views himself as best man for the job at the moment, as the one that can deal with US pressures and still move Israel's plans forward.”

For all his faults, he is. Benny Gantz disgraced himself this summer by selling out to Biden’s plans, which failed anyway.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 30, 2024 04:33 PM (+6sNf)

242 We need another unusable non-floating pier to help feed Hezbollah. It's sure to work this time. We have our best people on it.

Posted by: Orson at September 30, 2024 04:34 PM (dIske)

243 Where is Harris over performing or even performing to normal levels other than with single women?

This isn't some "far right" news organization reporting this, it's CNN.

>>@LeadingReport
·
>>4h
BREAKING: Kamala Harris is on track for "the worst Democrat performance in a generation" with union voters, per CNN

Posted by: JackStraw at September 30, 2024 04:34 PM (LkLld)

244 Now playing, Your Cheating Heart.
Probably done by Hank Williams.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 30, 2024 04:34 PM (JWQTr)

245 Why is it called a "turkey baster?" Can't you baste other things besides turkeys?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 04:31 PM

Yes.
Posted by: Cervixii


So, do you need a special kind of baster to use on turkeys?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 04:34 PM (v6JzV)

246 >>> 211
I wonder how 'Conservative Art Critic' (CAC) has Trump in PA? He always thought the state was on the verge of breaking red.

Aww, he's one of the lapsed Jack Morons that I wouldn't mind if they came back. I liked him. I do think that Trump being the one to claim the white whale of PA broke him somehow.

If PA turns red again, it's partly because of the Herculean efforts of Scott Pressler, a gay man turned hard core conservative that has done more than all the talking neocon TDS chattering class put together. I do wonder what he thinks of that.

Posted by: LizLem at September 30, 2024 04:34 PM (OFfLv)

247 No Republican has ever won, We Gotta Count Every Ballot , And We're Going to Keep Counting For Weeks If We Have To, election maneuver/shennaingans.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 30, 2024 04:33 PM (XV/Pl)

"Miss me?"

- Dubya

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 30, 2024 04:34 PM (LxER7)

248 >>>>Re the sidebar. Did you mean Gary Sinise rather than Gary Oldman?


I think you BOTH mean Gary Coleman.

Posted by: garrett at September 30, 2024 04:34 PM (lKYo+)

249 I guess "Chuck" decided he never wants to act again. Endorsing Literal Hitler won't be tolerated.

Posted by: Metaphorical Hitler at September 30, 2024 04:35 PM (/JDDd)

250 counted. Here in CT we feel secure. There is only ONE Harris/Walz sign on my street. And I know there are more than one voter on our block because I see the neighbors at the polls on voting day. We like to vote here!

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 30, 2024 04:29 PM (JCZqz)

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Also, gotta love the demonstration that even in CT, there doesn't seem to be any enthusiasm.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 30, 2024 04:31 PM (GBKbO)

Jeebus in my neighborhood every third house has a Harris balz sign. They one that irked me today was "Save Democracy". You know from the crowd tryna kill their opponent.

So depressing. I like some of these peeps as neighbors.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 30, 2024 04:35 PM (uBBbP)

251 "Now if Chlamydia had the brains God gave geese, she'd head to NC tout suite. So we can safely neglect that possibility.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara"

Too great a risk of getting in an uncontrolled scripted situation (she can barely handle those,) No way she will be allowed a disaster zone filled with desperate and angry people.

Posted by: Ripley at September 30, 2024 04:35 PM (GUOwU)

252 >>> 82 74 Bibi must expect Trump to win, hence he's taking the gloves off now given that Biden will dither.
==
Zelensky must know something

that little turd looked SHOOK standing next to PDJT
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 30, 2024 03:58 PM (s3qiR)

>>> 155
==
Maybe he knew something about the assn attempts
Posted by: ... at September 30, 2024 04:14 PM (LCr8f)

Eh, maybe the little bitch was shaking with anger because OrangeManBad told him he was going to have to get a real job.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 30, 2024 04:35 PM (FnneF)

253 229 Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 30, 2024 04:32 PM (RTfY1)

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Living in poll world you begin to accept assumptions that the American public goes through massive swings of opinions over the course of days by assigning reasonable levels of confidence to wildly different poll results.

That's not how the real world really works.

Polling should be mostly static outside of major events from pretty much May onward.

A point up, a couple of points down, over the course of time. Except, that, well, there are so many firms doing bullshit, the firms themselves are almost all suspect, and the whole margin for error thing makes constant results within the margin for error suspect for telling us anything of any use.

Remember, the margin for error is on each data point, not the spread. So, 3.5% margin for error on a poll that shows 48-48?

It could be 44.5-51.5, or 51.5-44.5, or anywhere in between according to the pollsters themselves and statistics. A 51.5-44.5 race sounds very different from a 48-48 race, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 30, 2024 04:35 PM (GBKbO)

254 to be honest, I meant Brian Dennehy.

Posted by: ace at September 30, 2024 04:35 PM (KRtlO)

255 >>BREAKING: Kamala Harris is on track for "the worst Democrat performance in a generation" with union voters, per CNN


That was just highlighted on the end of the What are the Odds stream that The People's Pundit just aired.

Posted by: garrett at September 30, 2024 04:35 PM (lKYo+)

256 I think you BOTH mean Gary Coleman.
Posted by: garrett at September 30, 2024 04:34 PM (lKYo+)

Whatchoo talkin bout, garrett?

Posted by: troubled zombie near-midget at September 30, 2024 04:35 PM (/JDDd)

257 @247

>>"Miss me?" - Dubya

No, they were fully prepared to continue counting till Gore won, SCOTUS put a stop to that.

Ironically, we would have been better off if Gore won, so, there's that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 30, 2024 04:36 PM (XV/Pl)

258 I suspect that the presidential race is gonna be called real fast in about 5 weeks.

If the election is not called, by say, 12am on election night /overnight, the latest, Trumps not winning.

No Republican has ever won, We Gotta Count Every Ballot , And We're Going to Keep Counting For Weeks If We Have To, election maneuver/shennaingans.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 30, 2024 04:33 PM (XV/Pl)

Yup.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at September 30, 2024 04:36 PM (g8Ew8)

259 I'd be surprised if they weren't using the junta's utterly predictable backstabbiness to their own advantage.

Tell them the opposite of what you're actually going to do.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 30, 2024 04:36 PM (DDGz9)

260 Bottom line: There will be a one world religion and government.

Except that the only authority on the future never says anything about a future one world government.

The dispersion of Babel (the last one-world-government) had no sunset language. God said NO to 1WG.

Second, what do you do with all of the languages that say "kingdom will rise against kingdom" which make zero sense in a 1WG. Since the concept of Jinn has been made in the previous comments, there is a very long understanding that spiritual princes lord over nations. For a 1WG these princes would all have to unite.

Personally I think they are making a run for it given the massive world-wide immigration into a few select Western nations - getting the (demonic) band back together again.

God has the Veto.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 30, 2024 04:36 PM (rHxhM)

261 233 >>>Re the sidebar. Did you mean Gary Sinise rather than Gary Oldman?

no I meant Oldman. I've heard whisperings.
Posted by: ace at September 30, 2024 04:33 PM (KRtlO)

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Like his protestations around cuts to The Contender where he played a GOP Senator heading up hearings against a VP nominee after existing VP dies in office.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 30, 2024 04:36 PM (GBKbO)

262 I think you BOTH mean Gary Coleman.
Posted by: garrett


What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 04:36 PM (v6JzV)

263 This administration is the Deep State, possibly run by Barky's minions

Posted by: Skip at September 30, 2024 04:37 PM (fwDg9)

264 "Now if Chlamydia had the brains God gave geese, she'd head to NC tout suite. So we can safely neglect that possibility.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara"

Too great a risk of getting in an uncontrolled scripted situation (she can barely handle those,) No way she will be allowed a disaster zone filled with desperate and angry people.


I can see it now. Kamala's talking to a couple who've just lost everything, and then she starts her "I was raised as a middle class child" schtick.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 30, 2024 04:37 PM (xCA6C)

265 It was lack of support from the United States. It was the Obama's fetish with Iran.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 30, 2024 03:52 PM (d9fT1)

You know how Barry loves those dusky men.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 30, 2024 04:37 PM (BjKXG)

266
Eh, maybe the little bitch was shaking with anger because OrangeManBad told him he was going to have to get a real job.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 30, 2024 04:35 PM (FnneF)
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Heh, PDT might very well have told him he best look to leave the country because a PDT administration sees no reason to back him any further.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 30, 2024 04:37 PM (tT6L1)

267 >>>Like his protestations around cuts to The Contender where he played a GOP Senator heading up hearings against a VP nominee after existing VP dies in office.

yeah. more than that, though.

But he's the kind of guy who doesn't suffer fools gladly and maybe he's mercurial, maybe he was just pissed off at the left during the period I'm talking about (during the war on terror), maybe it was a passing thing.

Posted by: ace at September 30, 2024 04:37 PM (KRtlO)

268 254 to be honest, I meant Brian Dennehy.
Posted by: ace at September 30, 2024 04:35 PM (KRtlO)

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That guy was in everything!

Too bad he could never reach sexual icon status like Tom Adkins.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 30, 2024 04:37 PM (GBKbO)

269 24 So, do you need a special kind of baster to use on turkeys?

yes. wouldn't want to commit a fowl.

Posted by: anachronda at September 30, 2024 04:37 PM (sGtp+)

270 "Should Iran, its partners, or its proxies use this moment to target American personnel or interests in the region, the United States will take every necessary measure to defend our people," the Pentagon said in a statement on Sunday night. "But they should feel free to target Americans *in the United States*, as long as they are in Republican areas."

Posted by: LT MEGILLAH at September 30, 2024 04:37 PM (qUkBO)

271 We need another unusable non-floating pier to help feed Hezbollah. It's sure to work this time. We have our best people on it.

Posted by: Orson at September 30, 2024 04:34 PM (dIske)
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This time they'll use a giant floating duck as a pier.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 30, 2024 04:37 PM (YqDXo)

272 They still hold American Hostages.

Thus, this is giving AID to our enemies, and there is a legal Term for that.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 30, 2024 04:38 PM (QAkQ3)

273 Jeebus in my neighborhood every third house has a Harris balz sign. They one that irked me today was "Save Democracy". You know from the crowd tryna kill their opponent.

So depressing. I like some of these peeps as neighbors.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

Haven't seen one Harris yard sign here. Plenty of Trump signs though. Of course this is TN and and it's taken for granted Trump is the man.

Posted by: Tuna at September 30, 2024 04:38 PM (oaGWv)

274
Slotkin has bragged about her contribution to the intelligence effort in Iraq during the second Gulf War, specifically about telling off Bush and Cheney in a meeting. (source: MSU James Madison College commencement speech a couple years ago with me in attendance).

If the Rogers campaign or MIGOP had an ounce of brains they'd be playing that speech 24 / 7, but, the weather is still good up here, so, cocktails at Harbor Springs or the Island instead.

Posted by: Auspex at September 30, 2024 04:38 PM (j4U/Z)

275

Now if Chlamydia had the brains God gave geese, she'd head to NC tout suite. So we can safely neglect that possibility.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 30, 2024 04:31 PM (YqDXo)

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She's probably in strategy meetings on how to slow-walk or even sabotage road reopenings in western NC over the next five weeks. Fortification, I believe that's called.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 30, 2024 04:38 PM (jOYm0)

276 267 >>>Like his protestations around cuts to The Contender where he played a GOP Senator heading up hearings against a VP nominee after existing VP dies in office.

yeah. more than that, though.

But he's the kind of guy who doesn't suffer fools gladly and maybe he's mercurial, maybe he was just pissed off at the left during the period I'm talking about (during the war on terror), maybe it was a passing thing.
Posted by: ace at September 30, 2024 04:37 PM (KRtlO)

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By the way, The Contender is fucking terrible. One of the worst movies about American politics ever made.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 30, 2024 04:38 PM (GBKbO)

277 > Black jockey holding up a ring ?
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There's a concrete one in a front yard around here that I swear I'm stealing.

It's spectacular. Even has a light.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 30, 2024 04:38 PM (Q4IgG)

278 "Turkey baster"?

Oh, you mean a car battery filler.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 30, 2024 04:38 PM (DDGz9)

279 I can see it now. Kamala's talking to a couple who've just lost everything, and then she starts her "I was raised as a middle class child" schtick.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 30, 2024 04:37 PM (xCA6C)
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And she then turns to the crowd and asks how their lawns are doing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 30, 2024 04:38 PM (YqDXo)

280 Rumors about Oldman? Who did you hear them from?

Go ahead, swing away.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 30, 2024 04:39 PM (LkLld)

281 I can see it now. Kamala's talking to a couple who've just lost everything, and then she starts her "I was raised as a middle class child" schtick.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 30, 2024 04:37 PM (xCA6C)

I was raised a poor Black Child....

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 30, 2024 04:39 PM (QAkQ3)

282 >>>a unit to target Mossad agents within Iran. However, the head of this unit turned out to be a Mossad operative himself

Hero.

Posted by: m at September 30, 2024 04:39 PM (VnUSN)

283 >>> Walz does not know how to not be real, and Vance does not know what real is. I am not worried.

How on earth does DU think he's real? His wife breathing in the smell of burning tires, the smell of hope dying in Minnesota, due to the destruction of her own husband's executive decisions, is somehow a bonding, stirring tale.

If we do a drinking game, you HAVE to finish your drink if Waltz brings up the couch humping stuff. I kinda want him to, just to see how JD trounces him for even asking the question.

Posted by: LizLem at September 30, 2024 04:39 PM (w9Dia)

284 We have already learned that it's djinns!

Shootin dice and drinkin djinn, that's why darkies were born.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 30, 2024 04:39 PM (BEOIm)

285 By the way, The Contender is fucking terrible. One of the worst movies about American politics ever made.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 30, 2024 04:38 PM (GBKbO)
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The very worst? Gabriel Over The White House.

When the leftists totally let the mask drop.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 30, 2024 04:40 PM (YqDXo)

286 For all his faults, he is. Benny Gantz disgraced himself this summer by selling out to Biden’s plans, which failed anyway.

Gantz is also as culpable for October 7th as Bibi.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 30, 2024 04:40 PM (uxCna)

287 Oh, you mean a car battery filler.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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Hahahahaha. Haven't thought about that in 30 years.

Posted by: scampydog at September 30, 2024 04:40 PM (2bFN5)

288 Re the sidebar. Did you mean Gary Sinise rather than Gary Oldman?

no I meant Oldman. I've heard whisperings.
Posted by: ace

Really? That's interesting.

Posted by: Tuna at September 30, 2024 04:40 PM (oaGWv)

289 >>>a unit to target Mossad agents within Iran. However, the head of this unit turned out to be a Mossad operative himself

Hero.


Plutonium nads.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 30, 2024 04:40 PM (xCA6C)

290 Jeebus in my neighborhood every third house has a Harris balz sign. They one that irked me today was "Save Democracy". You know from the crowd tryna kill their opponent.

Not a single Harri - Balz sign anywhere in my AO.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 30, 2024 04:41 PM (rHxhM)

291 224 Cuz of all the cheating when the votes get counted. Here in CT we feel secure. There is only ONE Harris/Walz sign on my street. And I know there are more than one voter on our block because I see the neighbors at the polls on voting day. We like to vote here!


Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 30, 2024 04:29 PM (JCZqz)
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Hah, sounds like where my wife and I visited recently. Deep in the heart of Kamala country and barely any signage. The enthusiasm gap is real.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 30, 2024 04:31 PM (tT6L1)
I just can't forget that the left has no need of yard signs, or votes either, for that matter.

Posted by: Eromero at September 30, 2024 04:42 PM (LHPAg)

292 a unit to target Mossad agents within Iran. However, the head of this unit turned out to be a Mossad operative himself

Hero.

Plutonium nads.
Posted by: Archimedes

I hope the unit got itself out of Iran before they were caught.

Posted by: Tuna at September 30, 2024 04:42 PM (oaGWv)

293 Jeebus in my neighborhood every third house has a Harris balz sign. They one that irked me today was "Save Democracy". You know from the crowd tryna kill their opponent.

I have a Madame President one down the block. Pink, of course.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 30, 2024 04:42 PM (xCA6C)

294 Gallant did a major mea culpa and quit sucking Austin's dick. Gallant is just as culpable as Gantz.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 30, 2024 04:42 PM (I1GXe)

295 Trump is going to do a play by play on Truth Social of the VP debate tomorrow night.

Posted by: SMOD at September 30, 2024 04:43 PM (eFBx3)

296 Tomorrow is October 1st. Surprise.

@GrageDustin
·
1h
🚨BREAKING: The GOP Oversight Committee has confirmed links to the CCP and Tim Walz via a whistleblower.

Tomorrow night is the VP debate between J.D. Vance and Walz

Posted by: JackStraw at September 30, 2024 04:43 PM (LkLld)

297 Democrats have flooded the country with illegal immigrants because they hate you

How do I know?

They have set criminal a loose to destroy your towns. They are undermining the healthcare system and taking away your medicine for them. They are spending billions of your tax money to cloth, feed and house them. They’re ruining your children’s school for their off spring.

The government has been trying to kill off our elderly and native population by filling them with poison posing as vaccines. They have poisoned our food chain with cancer causing ingredients. They are allowing fentanyl to destroy our citizens one community at a time.

Stand up and fight. Start with voting every Democrat out of office in this election.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 30, 2024 04:43 PM (lKnYj)

298 296 🚨BREAKING: The GOP Oversight Committee has confirmed links to the CCP and Tim Walz via a whistleblower.

Tomorrow night is the VP debate between J.D. Vance and Walz
Posted by: JackStraw at September 30, 2024 04:43 PM (LkLld)

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"Getting paid by a communist government is just being Midwestern neighborly."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 30, 2024 04:43 PM (GBKbO)

299 The sign I saw for Harris was, "Harris/Coach Walz."

People are aggravatingly stupid.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 30, 2024 04:44 PM (tT6L1)

300 I can see it now. Kamala's talking to a couple who've just lost everything, and then she starts her "I was raised as a middle class child" schtick.

It will be when, as she is looking over the wasteland talks about how "people were proud of their lawns" when they will begin throwing stones.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 30, 2024 04:44 PM (rHxhM)

301 BREAKING: Whistleblower says DHS employees expressed "serious concerns" about Tim Walz's ties to China in group chat

WASHINGTON (House Oversight Committee / News release) — Today, House Committee on Oversight and Accountability Chairman James Comer (R-Ky.) issued a subpoena to Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas for intelligence reports, documents, and communications in its possession related to Governor Timothy Walz’s connections to the Chinese Communist Party (CCP). According to recently received whistleblower disclosures, the Committee has learned of a non-classified, Microsoft Teams group chat among DHS employees and additional intelligence reports that contain information regarding Governor Walz’s connections to the CCP.

Posted by: SMOD at September 30, 2024 04:44 PM (eFBx3)

302 I just can't forget that the left has no need of yard signs, or votes either, for that matter.
Posted by: Eromero at September 30, 2024 04:42 PM (LHPAg)

Truth. Just ask any dem how they voted for Kammy to be their candidate.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at September 30, 2024 04:44 PM (g8Ew8)

303 Zachary Levi just endorsed Trump, in a really good and poignant video about his upbringing.

Not that he's a huge star, but he did have some good hits. He voiced Flynn Rider inTangled. Disney must hate they have to sign him royalty checks for that thing!

Posted by: LizLem at September 30, 2024 04:44 PM (iua15)

304 303 Zachary Levi just endorsed Trump, in a really good and poignant video about his upbringing.

Not that he's a huge star, but he did have some good hits. He voiced Flynn Rider inTangled. Disney must hate they have to sign him royalty checks for that thing!
Posted by: LizLem at September 30, 2024 04:44 PM (iua15)

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Not that there was much hope of Shazam coming back in the newly reformed DCU...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 30, 2024 04:45 PM (GBKbO)

305 The sign I saw for Harris was, "Harris/Coach Walz."
__________________

"Cooch Harris/Coach Walz"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 30, 2024 04:46 PM (YqDXo)

306 For all his faults, he is. Benny Gantz disgraced himself this summer by selling out to Biden’s plans, which failed anyway.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 30, 2024 04:33 PM (+6sNf)

Could have been good cop/bad cop situation from Israel's perspective, but no denying the junta was looking for an alternative to Bibi. as they have been for the last 30(?) years.

Posted by: runner at September 30, 2024 04:46 PM (V13WU)

307 Not that there was much hope of Shazam coming back in the newly reformed DCU...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 30, 2024 04:45 PM (GBKbO)
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The first Shazam movie was fun. The second one was effing dreadful.

Talk about a movie that should have worked but the writers and director completely losing their way about 10 minutes in...

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 30, 2024 04:46 PM (tT6L1)

308 Am finally seeing Harris signs popping up.
I want a
Harris
Walz
Because of Kackles

Posted by: Skip at September 30, 2024 04:47 PM (fwDg9)

309 Clinton trashed President Trump and predicted an October surprise would befall Kamala Harris – and surprise, surprise – it involves the Russians and the pro-Trump media.

“I anticipate there will be a full-court press in October,” Hillary Clinton said. “The digital airwaves will be filled.”

Posted by: SMOD at September 30, 2024 04:47 PM (eFBx3)

310 294 Gallant did a major mea culpa and quit sucking Austin's dick. Gallant is just as culpable as Gantz.


He's making Goofus look good by comparison.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 30, 2024 04:47 PM (eb5mD)

311 >>>The first Shazam movie was fun. The second one was effing dreadful.

I did like some of the Greek monsters. I remember the harpy being pretty good.

I didn't watch it. I just saw that little bit and some of the big dumb ending.

That Rachel Zegler was in it.

Posted by: ace at September 30, 2024 04:48 PM (KRtlO)

312 Clinton trashed President Trump and predicted an October surprise would befall Kamala Harris – and surprise, surprise – it involves the Russians and the pro-Trump media.
__________________

Pro-Trump media??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 30, 2024 04:48 PM (YqDXo)

313 311 That Rachel Zegler was in it.
Posted by: ace at September 30, 2024 04:48 PM (KRtlO)

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She's box office gold!

*looks through how all of her movies have bombed or "underperformed"*

Gold, I tells ya! Put her in a $400 million Snow White thing and let her mouth off!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 30, 2024 04:48 PM (GBKbO)

314 Am finally seeing Harris signs popping up.
I want a
Harris
Walz
Because of Kackles
Posted by: Skip at September 30, 2024 04:47 PM (fwDg9)

Me too. I've seen 3, plus one elderly overweight very pale woman wearing a Harris t shirt. Very jarring to see any support at all.

Posted by: LASue at September 30, 2024 04:49 PM (VPuca)

315 >>Clinton trashed President Trump and predicted an October surprise would befall Kamala Harris – and surprise, surprise – it involves the Russians and the pro-Trump media.

Putin is on tape saying he would prefer Harris. We aren't falling for the banana in the tailpipe trick again.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 30, 2024 04:50 PM (LkLld)

316 Vance tomorrow night should say "so Tim did the CCP provide you with a woman like Swalwell got Fang Fang or was it a trannie?"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 30, 2024 04:50 PM (RTfY1)

317
Walz could be exposed as a CCP Politburo member and it would just be shoring up the Democrat base.

Posted by: Auspex at September 30, 2024 04:50 PM (j4U/Z)

318 And she then turns to the crowd and asks how their lawns are doing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

I know it's tough, but at least you now have waterfront property! Cackle Cackle!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at September 30, 2024 04:51 PM (lPS5q)

319 Am finally seeing Harris signs popping up.
I want a
Harris
Walz
Because of Kackles
Posted by: Skip at September 30, 2024 04:47 PM (fwDg9)

Me too. I've seen 3, plus one elderly overweight very pale woman wearing a Harris t shirt. Very jarring to see any support at all.

Posted by: LASue at September 30, 2024 04:49 PM (VPuca)
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I've seen precisely ONE here in coastal CA - in front of the house that previously had a "Love is Love" sign on it.

And one Trump sign, that is truly enormous (about the size of a queen size bed sheet) alongside an American flag.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 30, 2024 04:51 PM (YqDXo)

320 Putin is on tape saying he would prefer Harris. We aren't falling for the banana in the tailpipe trick again.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 30, 2024 04:50 PM (LkLld)
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Is that a euphemism?

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at September 30, 2024 04:53 PM (YqDXo)

321 NOOD

Quick Hits

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 30, 2024 04:53 PM (FnneF)

322 320 Putin is on tape saying he would prefer Harris. We aren't falling for the banana in the tailpipe trick again.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 30, 2024 04:50 PM (LkLld)
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Is that a euphemism?
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at September 30, 2024 04:53 PM (YqDXo)

That's not my tail pipe!

Well that's not a banana.

Posted by: Just the punchline at September 30, 2024 04:55 PM (uBBbP)

323 Pentagon: "...the United States will take every necessary measure to defend our people..."

I don't believe that anymore. I'm really, really close to 29, and I've never felt that way before. Given the illegal alien border invasion, the (I would say intentional) lax efforts at protecting Trump/RFKjr from assassination, and the abandonment of Afghanistan in the manner in which it was done - just to name three - the federal government has lost the benefit of the doubt. It is no longer of The People; it is of Some People. I don't feel like much of a member in this New Club.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 30, 2024 04:57 PM (aXxgO)

324 312 Clinton trashed President Trump and predicted an October surprise would befall Kamala Harris – and surprise, surprise – it involves the Russians and the pro-Trump media.
__________________

Pro-Trump media??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 30, 2024 04:48 PM (YqDXo)

LOL

Posted by: m at September 30, 2024 04:57 PM (VnUSN)

325 I've seen precisely ONE here in coastal CA - in front of the house that previously had a "Love is Love" sign on it.

And one Trump sign, that is truly enormous (about the size of a queen size bed sheet) alongside an American flag.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 30, 2024 04:51 PM (YqDXo)
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Coastal CA? I grew up in Morro Bay and spent my degenerate years running around Avila Beach, San Luis Obispo, Atascadero and Paso Robles.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 30, 2024 04:57 PM (tT6L1)

326
I don't believe that anymore. I'm really, really close to 29, and I've never felt that way before. Given the illegal alien border invasion, the (I would say intentional) lax efforts at protecting Trump/RFKjr from assassination, and the abandonment of Afghanistan in the manner in which it was done - just to name three - the federal government has lost the benefit of the doubt. It is no longer of The People; it is of Some People. I don't feel like much of a member in this New Club.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 30, 2024 04:57 PM (aXxgO)
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They probably will defend the newly imported voters. The rest of us? Not so much.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 30, 2024 04:58 PM (tT6L1)

327
Tomorrow is October 1st. Surprise.

Oh geez, it's late September and I should be back at school.

Posted by: Rod Stewart at September 30, 2024 05:01 PM (RKVpM)

328 "Oh geez, it's late September and I should be back at school."

Man, that song brings back memories of being on the HS band bus headed crosstown on Friday night. The whole bus singing it out and dancing in the aisles.

Such a wonderful moment in time.

Posted by: pawn at September 30, 2024 06:02 PM (QB+5g)

329 viewed as a veiled warning
That's a hoot! "Veiled"? These folks have been writing idioms and cliches so long they no longer know what they even mean! Israel's 'threat' is about as veiled as a 12ga in your face, and proclaiming "Do you feel lucky, punk?"

Posted by: GWB at September 30, 2024 08:47 PM (YwiHC)

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World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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