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Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering at September 27, 2024 04:27 AM (dg+HA) 2
G'Day everyone
TGIF Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2024 04:29 AM (fwDg9) 3
All lies! Posted by: Robert'); DROP TABLE at September 27, 2024 04:31 AM (RKVpM) 4
This hurricane and subsequent clean up are going to slow assassination efforts. Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 27, 2024 04:34 AM (RKVpM) Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at September 27, 2024 04:43 AM (JRP2U) 6
Evening and morning to all the early risers and late toilers on this consummation devoutly to be wished! Aka "Friday."
Somehow -- I set the alarm and everything, and it worked just now when I tested it -- somehow the alarm didn't go off and I *overslept* by an hour. Canyabelieve it??? A shame, since I can't exercise now. No, really; I was looking forward to my workout today. It was getting breezier and north-windish yesterday evening, actually drier. A shame to waste that. Anyway, what's happening? How are things in the hurricane's path? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2024 04:46 AM (omVj0) 7
Considering this is Linux, the scope of this vulnerability is massive and successful exploitation could be devastating — everything from your wifi router to the grid keeping the lights on runs on Linux,” Brain explained. October Surprise? Lights out. Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 27, 2024 04:48 AM (RKVpM) 8
Long commute to Delaware, at least not night work.
Very damp and humid out, not raining Forward Dog 9 out Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2024 04:56 AM (QOd7S) 9
Pressure is 29.34" here and falling (0.23" over last 3 hours). Wind not too bad, had a 30 mph gust just a few minutes ago, but sustained wind (6' above ground level) not that bad, peaking at 18 mph so far (and not too long at that level). Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 27, 2024 04:57 AM (w6EFb) 10
Damn. It's 73 F. (!!!) right now and with 70% humidity. Damn, I missed out on a good workout scenario.
Ah, well, at work I've got to walk a ways to the mailroom this morning for a package (for myself). That'll be a mild workout in itself. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2024 04:59 AM (omVj0) 11
>>>Google is paying $2.7 billion to rehire an early employee who built an AI chatbot years before ChatGPT.
... and pretty soon you're talkin' real money. Posted by: m at September 27, 2024 05:00 AM (64Zez) 12
I have alerted those in the ONT.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 27, 2024 05:01 AM (O7YUW) 13
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This hurricane and subsequent clean up are going to slow assassination efforts. Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 27, 2024 04:34 AM (RKVpM) We shall double our efforts! Posted by: Minions speaking to Darth State at September 27, 2024 05:09 AM (+I6Y/) 14
They've got the airboats out in S Florida as the rain is moving north.
Serious storm surge in parts, via youtube et. al. Take care, all. Posted by: Adriane the Weather Critic Whether You Like It or Not . . . at September 27, 2024 05:13 AM (TX4bP) 15
Happy Friday
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 27, 2024 05:18 AM (gbOdA) 16
The amounts of money being flushed down the drain on this are insane.
Would thou carest to invest in some tulip bulbs??? Posted by: William Gates of Orange . . . at September 27, 2024 05:22 AM (TX4bP) 17
Morning, Tech Peeps
Posted by: fluffy at September 27, 2024 05:25 AM (86W+h) Posted by: fluffy at September 27, 2024 05:27 AM (86W+h) 19
Here's the five-alarm fire (Linux vulnerability) claim:
Attacking UNIX Systems via CUPS, Part I ... "A remote unauthenticated attacker can silently replace existing printers' (or install new ones) IPP urls with a malicious one, resulting in arbitrary command execution (on the computer) when a print job is started (from that computer)." See more here at evilsocket's blog: https://is.gd/I8htKL Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 27, 2024 05:30 AM (O7YUW) 20
>>>Somehow -- I set the alarm and everything, and it worked just now when I tested it -- somehow the alarm didn't go off
That's really scary. Posted by: m at September 27, 2024 05:31 AM (64Zez) 21
8 Forward Dog 9 out
Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2024 04:56 AM (QOd7S) Skip! Your hash changed! Posted by: m at September 27, 2024 05:32 AM (64Zez) 22
Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo at September 27, 2024 05:34 AM (hoCmQ) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2024 05:36 AM (JXD9m) 24
Dang.
So this is the Horde at 2:30 in the morning. Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2024 05:38 AM (W/lyH) 25
19 Here's the five-alarm fire (Linux vulnerability) claim:
Attacking UNIX Systems via CUPS, Part I See more here at evilsocket's blog: https://is.gd/I8htKL Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant Thanks for that. Puts it into context. Any server that has CUPS running and open to the internet has been hacked twenty times already through other vulnerabilities and is now 95% malware by weight. Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 27, 2024 05:39 AM (BLOW1) 26
21 8 Forward Dog 9 out
Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2024 04:56 AM (QOd7S) Skip! Your hash changed! Posted by: m He will forever be Forward Dog 9 in our hearts. Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 27, 2024 05:39 AM (BLOW1) 27
morons on the ONT reporting on local storm progress
Mike Hammer, etc., etc. publius, Rascally Mr. Miley Miley, okravangelist Posted by: m at September 27, 2024 05:40 AM (64Zez) 28
hey've got the airboats out in S Florida as the rain is moving north.
Serious storm surge in parts, via youtube et. al. Take care, all. Posted by: Adriane the Weather Critic Whether You Like It or Not . . . at September 27, 2024 *** My local Fox outlet ran a snippet of interview with a woman who rode it out, and said, get this, that Helene was the *seventh* hurricane she's gone through since moving to FL ten years ago. *Seventh*? How many taps with the clue bat do you need to realize this is probably not a good place to live??? If I moved to Wyoming near a bison herd, and I had my house stampeded by them seven times in ten years, I think I'd realize Somebody Was Trying to Tell Me Something. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2024 05:41 AM (omVj0) 29
I want him to try to make a phrase out of (QOd7S)!
26 21 8 Forward Dog 9 out Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2024 04:56 AM (QOd7S) Skip! Your hash changed! Posted by: m He will forever be Forward Dog 9 in our hearts. Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 27, 2024 05:39 AM (BLOW1) Posted by: m at September 27, 2024 05:43 AM (64Zez) 30
24 Dang.
So this is the Horde at 2:30 in the morning. Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2024 05:38 AM (W/lyH) You have found a pack of honest men? Posted by: m at September 27, 2024 05:46 AM (64Zez) 31
Warm and muggy, but the deck is dry. We are expected to get a feeder band this afternoon.
Posted by: Accomack at September 27, 2024 05:47 AM (Y6Ecf) 32
more LOL from the ONT
393 My hurricane party got outta control I'm lying in the gutter eatin' tootsie rolls With red ant bites all over my ass Beating on my buddies with a baseball bat Posted by: SFGoth at September 27, 2024 02:43 AM (KAi1n) Posted by: m at September 27, 2024 05:48 AM (64Zez) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2024 05:48 AM (LNNnn) 34
Somehow -- I set the alarm and everything, and it worked just now when I tested it -- somehow the alarm didn't go off
* That's really scary. Posted by: m at September 27, 2024 *** And the battery is new, too. Plus I've had this clock, a Seiko, for some years and it has rarely failed me. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2024 05:49 AM (omVj0) 35
My local Fox outlet ran a snippet of interview with a woman who rode it out, and said, get this, that Helene was the *seventh* hurricane she's gone through since moving to FL ten years ago.
So she's an REO Speedwagon fan ... Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic . . . at September 27, 2024 05:50 AM (TX4bP) 36
The rain is here in SE MO along with a 10 degree temp drop for high today of 68.
Posted by: olddog in mo at September 27, 2024 05:51 AM (hoCmQ) 37
the ONT was particularly information-rich
294 https://tinyurl.com/y4uas2hk Hurricane Center link. Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 27, 2024 12:01 AM (CEzQx) Posted by: m at September 27, 2024 05:54 AM (64Zez) 38
mornin yall. I'm a hurricane survivor! Lots of rain here in Mid Ga, wind gusts of 22mph, and very concerned local "news" anchors showing pictures of limbs laying in the road.
Posted by: fd at September 27, 2024 05:56 AM (vFG9F) 39
I'm on time, now to see how late my co-workers are
Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2024 05:57 AM (QOd7S) 40
very concerned local "news" anchors showing pictures of limbs laying in the road
They're eating people in the Superdome !!! Posted by: Dogs and Cats Living Together !!! at September 27, 2024 05:59 AM (TX4bP) Posted by: m at September 27, 2024 06:02 AM (64Zez) 42
HP is adding AI to its printers.
OK HP, you don't seem to grasp it so let me help you. Here's what we want in a printer: 1. Affordability. Generally speaking, you have that covered. 2. The ability to use ink from any company and not have our printer stop working because we aren't using your brand. 3. The ability to print in black and white even when we run out of one of the other colors. The fact you cannot grasp this leads me to believe that your sales team is basically bots that don't quite understand people. Posted by: NR Pax at September 27, 2024 06:03 AM (RjOoY) 43
LOL. Mouths of babes:
"CNN's Anderson Cooper and his production team teamed up with a psychologist from Arizona State University and a political scientist to interview 4th and 5th graders about the upcoming election. When one young boy is asked to describe Harris in one word, he replies, 'Liar' without hesitation." Posted by: fd at September 27, 2024 06:04 AM (vFG9F) 44
Local news is reminding us to not use a generator inside. Also, don't put beans in your ears, and by all means, don't eat the yellow snow.
Posted by: fd at September 27, 2024 06:07 AM (vFG9F) 45
Watching 10 Tampa Bay's feed on YouTube,
The city just warned those with EV's lithium batteries and mentioned 'burned up' Oh the irony if a hurricane can torch an EV... Posted by: Anna Puma at September 27, 2024 06:09 AM (ca/LS) Posted by: Why Can't I be the Adorable Snowman? at September 27, 2024 06:10 AM (TX4bP) 47
CNN’s Anderson Cooper and Cronkite’s Asheley Landrum release report on political polarization in children
https://tinyurl.com/bdhwn2x3 Posted by: m at September 27, 2024 06:10 AM (64Zez) 48
Some reason was out in driveway and lost wifi, usually it will go all the way to mailbox. Don't think lost my home hash
Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2024 06:10 AM (QOd7S) 49
@25/Pixy Misa: Y'welcome.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 27, 2024 06:15 AM (O7YUW) 50
>>>Why Volvo changed its "EV or bust" strategy.
“We’re pushing that back a bit, not committing fully to a year right now, because we see that even though we’re fully ready to do it, the market’s not really with us.” That's kind of important. Is 2024 finally the year of sanity in the whole push to use EVs to limit the freedoms that ICEs provide? Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 27, 2024 06:19 AM (i24o9) 51
The Wesley brothers were musical geniuses. I bought off eBay a Methodist hymnal from the 1920's.
Posted by: Accomack at September 27, 2024 06:19 AM (tLPHV) Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 27, 2024 06:19 AM (/Djer) Posted by: Rosasharn at September 27, 2024 06:21 AM (PzBTm) 54
>>>When one young boy is asked to describe Harris in one word, he replies, 'Liar' without hesitation."
Posted by: fd at September 27, 2024 06:04 AM (vFG9F) As it turns out, no. Dems are not smarter than a 5th grader. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 27, 2024 06:21 AM (i24o9) 55
47 CNN’s Anderson Cooper and Cronkite’s Asheley Landrum release report on political polarization in children
https://tinyurl.com/bdhwn2x3 Posted by: m at September 27, 2024 06:10 AM (64Zez) Those kids are so cute! Posted by: m at September 27, 2024 06:21 AM (64Zez) 56
Kamala Harris' Stephanie Ruhle interview on MSNBC was watched by just 1.8 million viewers at 7 p.m last night.
Nielsen numbers indicate that 2.2 million viewers watched The @IngrahamAngle that aired on Fox News at the same time. Posted by: rhennigantx at September 27, 2024 06:21 AM (gbOdA) 57
They found Sweetdick and served him with a subpoena.
Posted by: fd at September 27, 2024 06:22 AM (vFG9F) Posted by: Michelle Fields at September 27, 2024 06:23 AM (i24o9) 59
When did Trump say he wanted to ban IVF? The local station is running this stupid commercial every 15 minutes.
Posted by: fd at September 27, 2024 06:26 AM (vFG9F) 60
There is probably a Wade and Helene joke in there somewhere
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 27, 2024 06:27 AM (ca/LS) 61
Time for me to head out to the electron mines, all. Later.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2024 06:27 AM (omVj0) 62
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The removal of over 130,000 deceased individuals has sparked particular attention, given concerns about the potential for fraudulent voting by using the identities of the deceased. Posted by: rhennigantx at September 27, 2024 06:29 AM (gbOdA) 63
Any server that has CUPS running and open to the internet has been hacked twenty times already through other vulnerabilities and is now 95% malware by weight.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 27, 2024 05:39 AM (BLOW1) I am struggling to understand why you would want to have "CUPS . . . open to the internet" unless that includes running on a computer that is connected to the internet, which I expect it does not. I'll RTA. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 27, 2024 06:32 AM (i24o9) 64
Sounds like Helene is a very nasty storm that lived up to the hype. Have been hearing about 20' storm surges. Any indication that happened?
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 27, 2024 06:32 AM (2NHgQ) 65
Google is the devil’s toilet paper. Don’t touch it. Flush it.
Posted by: Eromero at September 27, 2024 06:32 AM (o2ZRX) 66
59 When did Trump say he wanted to ban IVF? The local station is running this stupid commercial every 15 minutes.
Posted by: fd at September 27, 2024 06:26 AM (vFG9F) Supposedly it is in P2025. But my version has 0/0 listing of IVF. And he did say that there should be a look into insurance companies covering IVF. Posted by: rhennigantx at September 27, 2024 06:33 AM (gbOdA) 67
G'morning all.
Looks like we lost power at the house about three hours ago. 14,000 folks in the dark in the greater Summerville SC area. So, here we are in Virginia Beach for the wedding, and the house is dark back home. Just a little bit concerned. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 27, 2024 06:34 AM (L7gdA) 68
Meanwhile, a moment of silence please for a tragedy in my area. Yesterday at three in the morning, a local brewery was completely destroyed. One of the caretakers was woken up by the explosion and the fire wiped out all of their product including the tanks in the basement that were fermenting new beer.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 27, 2024 06:34 AM (RjOoY) 69
64 Sounds like Helene is a very nasty storm that lived up to the hype. Have been hearing about 20' storm surges. Any indication that happened?
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 27, 2024 06:32 AM (2NHgQ) Maybe something here? 294 https://tinyurl.com/y4uas2hk Hurricane Center link. Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 27, 2024 12:01 AM (CEzQx) Posted by: m at September 27, 2024 06:34 AM (64Zez) 70
59 When did Trump say he wanted to ban IVF? The local station is running this stupid commercial every 15 minutes.
Posted by: fd at September 27, 2024 06:26 AM (vFG9F) The effluvia of lies will only grow and grow wilder as we close in on November. They don't care. No one forces them to care. On their balance sheet, lies are nearly always a net win. Posted by: Ordinary American at September 27, 2024 06:36 AM (9htgz) 71
67 G'morning all.
Looks like we lost power at the house about three hours ago. 14,000 folks in the dark in the greater Summerville SC area. So, here we are in Virginia Beach for the wedding, and the house is dark back home. Just a little bit concerned. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 27, 2024 06:34 AM (L7gdA Where is Ruben Greenberg when you need him? Posted by: Eromero at September 27, 2024 06:37 AM (HUwGD) 72
Has there been anything yet blaming Helene on 1) Trump 2) DeSantis 3) Stupid Republicans 4) Stupid Red state inhabitants 5) Climate change? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2024 06:38 AM (BkEzK) 73
G'mornin' everyone!
meh, from the pov of big money, it's all really someone else's play money; who cares, as long as they get theirs ... also, for the less-stupid, there's gotta be a certain awareness of how shaky the tower is, leading to a desperation that can often be glimpsed beneath the surface. both in money and politics (insofar as there's any difference any more). Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 27, 2024 06:38 AM (UWgy2) 74
andy I checked the noaa website and didn't see anything over about 10'. Of course the entire area hit doesn't have sensors to read the surge, so probably never know. One of the kidlets is in Asheville and the rains have been bad. He's working from home today. Homebuilder and not much going on at jobsites til Helen moves through.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 27, 2024 06:38 AM (2NHgQ) 75
"Supposedly it is in P2025.
But my version has 0/0 listing of IVF. And he did say that there should be a look into insurance companies covering IVF. Posted by: rhennigantx" This commercial has some woman concerned that she might not be able to have children in the future because orangeman bad. Also, she is so hideous that no one will mate with her. Posted by: fd at September 27, 2024 06:39 AM (vFG9F) 76
When did Trump say he wanted to ban IVF? The local station is running this stupid commercial every 15 minutes.
Posted by: fd at September 27, 2024 06:26 AM (vFG9F) It's a stupid confab of Roe being jettisoned and some prolife activists arguing IVF is same as abortion, due to the nonviable embryos being discarded in the IVF process. It's a lie that's got the wine box set all riled up. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 27, 2024 06:39 AM (i24o9) 77
74 andy I checked the noaa website and didn't see anything over about 10'..
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 27, 2024 06:38 AM (2NHgQ) I don't think andy's here yet; that was me copying an andy ONT post. Posted by: m at September 27, 2024 06:43 AM (64Zez) 78
There's a commercial for Allred where some abortionist is complaining that Ted Cruz is trying to put her out of work. Which is like a kapo at Buchenwald complaining that Eisenhower is trying to put him out of work. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2024 06:43 AM (BkEzK) 79
It seems that Project 2025 is getting trotted out because Russian collaborator didn't pan out so well.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 27, 2024 06:43 AM (RjOoY) Posted by: M. Gaga at September 27, 2024 06:46 AM (OOvTI) 81
You don't need instruments to measure storm surge, just in the daylight survey surviving buildings to see where the high-water mark is on their walls.
That is how Camille's monster storm surge of over 24ft was measured. Posted by: Anna Puma at September 27, 2024 06:46 AM (ca/LS) 82
Ubislop news.
"Sire! Sire! The peasants are revolting!" Ubisoft France employees are going on strike due to the company requiring them to return to the office and cease remote work. Posted by: Anna Puma at September 27, 2024 06:47 AM (ca/LS) 83
59 When did Trump say he wanted to ban IVF? The local station is running this stupid commercial every 15 minutes.
Posted by: fd PROJECT 2025 PROJECT 2025 PROJECT 2025 PROJECT 2025 PROJE......(reboot) Posted by: Political Ad Bot at September 27, 2024 06:47 AM (/Djer) 84
Helene is traveling through Georgia at 30mph. Far faster than Sherman.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 27, 2024 06:49 AM (ca/LS) 85
a quick google search for Trump IVF pulls up these:
NBC News https://www.nbcnews.com Aug 29, 2024 — The former president defended himself over abortion rights and said either the government or insurance companies would pay for IVF if he's elected. https://www.newsweek.com 6 days ago — Last month, Trump pledged to make IVF treatment free for women if he wins a second term. "Because we want more babies, to put it nicely," he ... Posted by: m at September 27, 2024 06:50 AM (64Zez) 86
Don't Beaufort that joint.
Posted by: m at September 27, 2024 06:52 AM (64Zez) 87
Thanks m.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 27, 2024 06:54 AM (2NHgQ) Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 27, 2024 06:54 AM (u82oZ) 89
JJ is nood.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 27, 2024 06:55 AM (T7iTv) 90
JJ Posted by: rhennigantx at September 27, 2024 06:56 AM (gbOdA) Posted by: m at September 27, 2024 06:56 AM (64Zez) 92
Campaign season has become intolerably long and even more lie filled than in the past. Happy to have other pursuits to keep me away from the 24hr news/bullshit. During football the other day a john tester commercial aired and I had to keep myself from throwing a brick at my tv. I hope that asshole loses and loses big.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 27, 2024 06:58 AM (2NHgQ) 93
53 It's Friday, it's Friday! Happy, happy Friday!
*twirl* Posted by: Rosasharn at September 27, 2024 06:21 AM (PzBTm) yay! Posted by: m at September 27, 2024 06:58 AM (64Zez) Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 27, 2024 07:01 AM (u82oZ) Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 27, 2024 07:03 AM (u82oZ) 96
Tis indeed Friday here in the Adirondacks. Last night was downright chilly, nearly a frost night. Oak trees are beginning to drop leaves and more fall signs are showing in the maples.
Once again, may all your effort today be greatly beneficial and may the leftwits among us suffer great consternation. Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at September 27, 2024 07:06 AM (hKoQL) 97
Lol.
Putting an injection grief into a post on your own website just for a laugh. This place, man. Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 27, 2024 07:12 AM (DDGz9) 98
97 Lol.
Putting an injection grief into a post on your own website just for a laugh. This place, man. Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 27, 2024 07:12 AM (DDGz9) wut Posted by: m at September 27, 2024 07:15 AM (64Zez) 99
And another hymn by Charles Tindley who had some big troubles in his life. (Take Your Burden to the Lord) and "Leave it There" Orchestral Music and Lyrics
And that's what I am going to do today. Prayers for the people in the storm and others with big burdens today. May the Lord lead you out: https://tinyurl.com/mpr2dkkc Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2024 07:57 AM (MQJVv) 100
100
Posted by: m at September 27, 2024 08:33 AM (64Zez) 101
w00t
Posted by: m at September 27, 2024 09:01 AM (64Zez) 102
The vulnerability is in CUPS. Which is installed and active by default in most distros of Linux because they're trying to be all things to all people (print clients and print servers). Send the right kind of UDP packet to a CUPS server and you can execute arbitrary code as root. Yeah, it's bad.
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