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As If Olivia Nuzzi Wasn't Embarrassed Enough About Sending "Demure Nudes" to RFKJr., This New Revelation Is Really Gross

RFKJr. is one thing.

But guess who just came out of the woodwork to squeak "Notice me! Notice me again! I'm still relevant!"

And who claims to have been in a relationship with Nuzzi?

This gross bathtub monster.

Confirming the past liaison via social media on Tuesday, Olbermann revealed that the details of their association came to light as Nuzzi faced scrutiny over her connection with Kennedy. This disclosure arrives amid news that RFK Jr. is contemplating legal action against Nuzzi for allegedly inundating him with explicit content after misleading him to unblock her contact information--a claim shared by an individual familiar to both parties.

The spotlight on Nuzzi's personal life illuminates much about her interactions, particularly with public figures. Olbermann, reflecting on their past, remarked that their relationship wasn't hidden, though he mistakenly believed it garnered no public interest.

By which I assume Olbermann means: I contacted someone off-the-record to tell them I banged this woman, and then asked them to publicly ask me about the affair, pretending that they heard about it from someone else.

Furthermore, he characterized their time together as remarkably mundane yet pleasant, highlighting a memorable moment when they adopted a dog together--an experience he cherishes greatly.

You say this is a victimless crime? That poor dog.

Despite the controversy surrounding Nuzzi's recent actions, Olbermann expressed disdain towards Kennedy's response to the situation, criticizing his attempt to potentially pursue legal steps against Nuzzi.

Right, the real way to get vengeance is to constantly dribble out gross dox material on anyone you ever slept with.

These people have the morals of actors but the sex appeal of grave-diggers.

Posted by: Ace at 03:00 PM




Comments

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1 why did I have to be first?

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 27, 2024 03:00 PM (v6XNT)

2 and corgis called

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 27, 2024 03:00 PM (v6XNT)

3 do i risk the contnet?

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 27, 2024 03:01 PM (v6XNT)

4 damnit, going to have to

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 27, 2024 03:01 PM (v6XNT)

5 way hey, at least i got the grand salami...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 27, 2024 03:01 PM (v6XNT)

6 RFKJr. is one thing.

=======

Gabe Malor is just another...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 03:01 PM (GBKbO)

7 These people have the morals of actors but the sex appeal of grave-diggers.

And the intellects of Haitian "leaders" confronted with a glass and pitcher.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2024 03:02 PM (xCA6C)

8 Gabe Malor is just another...

Why you always gotta pick on Malor? He's long gone.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2024 03:03 PM (xCA6C)

9 You know what I just found out. All these years I thought Colonel Sanders was in the Confederate Army fighting against the North. All this time I refused to eat KFC because I thought I thought he and KFC Corporation supported slavery.

Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 27, 2024 03:03 PM (hbjSA)

10 yeah thank god i got enough concussions playing sports i can't picture either of these two in my head so i can't picture them together...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 27, 2024 03:03 PM (v6XNT)

11 Keef Olbermann???

Too funny.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2024 03:03 PM (FnneF)

12 I've seen things, man!

Posted by: The Dog at September 27, 2024 03:03 PM (2UnvF)

13 RFK Jr. and Olbermann are Eskimo brothers?!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2024 03:03 PM (L/fGl)

14 Why in the unholy fecesfuck would anybody get within THREE MILES of Queef Olbermann?

Posted by: XTC at September 27, 2024 03:03 PM (UnA8+)

15 Even Fang Fang is pointing and laughing at this dumb bint.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2024 03:03 PM (FnneF)

16 These people have the morals of actors but the sex appeal of grave-diggers.


Q. Why was the grave digger such a successful blackmailer?

A. Because he knew the dirt on every body.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 03:03 PM (v6JzV)

17 Olbermann's comments are what is known as a humble brag.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2024 03:03 PM (xCA6C)

18 LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME!!!

I USED TO BE FAMOUS!

Posted by: KEITH! at September 27, 2024 03:03 PM (uxCna)

19 "These people have the morals of actors but the sex appeal of grave-diggers."

Best of both worlds

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2024 03:04 PM (J2vNu)

20 You know what I just found out. All these years I thought Colonel Sanders was in the Confederate Army fighting against the North. All this time I refused to eat KFC because I thought I thought he and KFC Corporation supported slavery.
Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 27, 2024 03:03 PM (hbjSA)

church's is better anyway you stupid bint

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 27, 2024 03:04 PM (v6XNT)

21 Willowed:

One thing that irritates me about "Eyes Wide Shut" is that they swapped out the music of the orgy,

supposedly becuz it was a Hindu hymn or some such thing. Which is lame.

One the upside, they replaced the Hindu music with-

"Yakety Sax", so it all worked out.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 27, 2024 03:04 PM (eDfFs)

22 >>> 8 Gabe Malor is just another...
==
Why you always gotta pick on Malor? He's long gone.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2024 03:03 PM (xCA6C)

This is the Horde. We still talk about carrots in chili.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2024 03:04 PM (FnneF)

23 You know what I just found out. All these years I thought Colonel Sanders was in the Confederate Army fighting against the North. All this time I refused to eat KFC because I thought I thought he and KFC Corporation supported slavery.
Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 27, 2024


***
Here, chicky, chicky, chicky . . .

Posted by: Col. Sanders at the Beginning at September 27, 2024 03:05 PM (J2vNu)

24 8 Gabe Malor is just another...

Why you always gotta pick on Malor? He's long gone.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2024 03:03 PM (xCA6C)

=======

"you" = TJM
"always" = the one time TJM has mentioned Gabe in...years
"long gone" = beyond parody or insult

I guess...This is the AoSHQ where we never beat a joke into the ground like a dead horse meeting the business end of the White Sox's starting line up's bats as they try to hit fastballs down the plate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 03:05 PM (GBKbO)

25
I tapped that. Oh yeah.

Posted by: Brian Stelter, CNN at September 27, 2024 03:05 PM (+oR7L)

26 church's is better anyway you stupid bint

My wife recently tried Bojangles, and said it was very good. I've never had it, so I can't pass judgement.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2024 03:05 PM (xCA6C)

27 You think you have it bad? Try being Olivia Nuzzi's dog with a peanut allergy.

Posted by: The Dog at September 27, 2024 03:06 PM (2UnvF)

28 Gabe Malor is just another...
==
Why you always gotta pick on Malor? He's long gone.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2024 03:03 PM (xCA6C)

This is the Horde. We still talk about carrots in chili.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2024 03:04 PM


And Mary Ann versus Ginger, 9mm versus 45acp, etc.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 27, 2024 03:06 PM (QNSds)

29 Olivia Nuzzi looks like the typical star-fucking dickriding cockpit Kamala whore: eager to fuck men higher up the chain than she is, hoping it will open up doors for her career and social life.

Voluntarily spreading your legs for pig-dog creepazoid Olbermann is too nasty for me to contemplate, but there was a time he was a big media name, made lots of money, and was an avenue for career advancement for dickriding Kamalas. Hard to believe, but true.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 27, 2024 03:06 PM (iFTx/)

30 Col. Sanders fought at the Battle of Wingbreaster.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 03:06 PM (v6JzV)

31 >>> 24


I guess...This is the AoSHQ where we never beat a joke into the ground like a dead horse meeting the business end of the White Sox's starting line up's bats as they try to hit fastballs down the plate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 03:05 PM (GBKbO)

I DON'T GET IT.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at September 27, 2024 03:06 PM (FnneF)

32 Olivia and Olbermann = Nuzzi and the Nazi

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2024 03:06 PM (L/fGl)

33 25 I tapped that. Oh yeah.
Posted by: Brian Stelter, CNN at September 27, 2024 03:05 PM (+oR7L)


Olbermann? That I'd believe.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 27, 2024 03:06 PM (gKWVE)

34 I'll laugh if she comes out and says she wouldn't fuck Kweef with a stolen cooter on a ten foot pole.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 27, 2024 03:06 PM (NCT0R)

35
I saw Sex Appeal of Grave Diggers open for Crack the Sky at the Cow Palace in '75.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 27, 2024 03:07 PM (eDfFs)

36 I was going to comment about the possibility of Olbermann being at one of Diddy's parties...but then realized Diddy only invited celebrities.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 27, 2024 03:07 PM (fQmeC)

37 Olbermann has more skeletons than a Spirit Halloween

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2024 03:07 PM (LCr8f)

38 Olbermann is the Edward R. Murrow of drunks that get cut off at the bar.

Posted by: ryukyu at September 27, 2024 03:07 PM (s68pH)

39 33 25 I tapped that. Oh yeah.
Posted by: Brian Stelter, CNN at September 27, 2024 03:05 PM (+oR7L)

Olbermann? That I'd believe.
Posted by: gKWVE at September 27, 2024 03:06 PM (gKWVE)

=======

Don't forget about Brian Stetler's status as a sex machine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Qqendp1kLE

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 03:07 PM (GBKbO)

40 I'm pretty sure that sex with Olbermann qualifies as bestiality.

Posted by: Paco at September 27, 2024 03:07 PM (njExo)

41 church's is better anyway you stupid bint

My wife recently tried Bojangles, and said it was very good. I've never had it, so I can't pass judgement.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2024 03:05 PM (xCA6C)

bojangles is good too. usually has good spice, and their blueberry biscuits are fantastic.

had a girlfriend that wanted me to choke her, so i gave her a bojangles biscuit and no drink....

-_-

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 27, 2024 03:07 PM (v6XNT)

42 >>> 36 I was going to comment about the possibility of Olbermann being at one of Diddy's parties...but then realized Diddy only invited celebrities.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 27, 2024 03:07 PM (fQmeC)

*sits quietly*

Posted by: Kathy Griffin at September 27, 2024 03:07 PM (FnneF)

43 'but the sex appeal of grave-diggers.'

Grave diggers do it dirtier!!

Posted by: Grave Diggers Unite! at September 27, 2024 03:07 PM (uBb4f)

44 What is a "demure nude" picture.? Woman places arm over her breasts with another hand over her pubic area?. I've never sent any nude pictures by text or anything else so I don't know.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2024 03:08 PM (MQJVv)

45 I thought Olbermann was ghey.

Posted by: Dave's not here, man at September 27, 2024 03:08 PM (raPis)

46 Israel now believes that they bagged Nasrallah.

Massive departure of residents from Dahiya district, Hezbollah’s stronghold in Beirut, following Israeli mega-strike; reports from Lebanon: Hezbollah will likely not issue any statement about Nasrallah’s fate tonight. via @N12News

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 27, 2024 03:08 PM (uxCna)

47 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

48
Olivia Nuzzi thought "embed yourself with the RFK campaign" meant bedding down RFK.



Posted by: Frank Barone at September 27, 2024 03:08 PM (+oR7L)

49 These people have the morals of actors but the sex appeal of grave-diggers.

Or grave occupants.

Posted by: Paco at September 27, 2024 03:08 PM (njExo)

50 I thought Olbermann was ghey.

Posted by: Dave's not here, man at September 27, 2024 03:08 PM (raPis)



Everybody loves you when you're bi.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)

51 40 I'm pretty sure that sex with Olbermann qualifies as bestiality.
Posted by: Paco at September 27, 2024 03:07 PM (njExo)

So that's why he went to Horse College.

Posted by: XTC at September 27, 2024 03:09 PM (UnA8+)

52 Speak of the devil, I was just watching this 5-minute Yellow Dye #5 RFK Jr. clip on rumble to share with my sister (whose entire family has suffered a lot at the hands of Big Ag/Pharma/Healthcare)

https://shorturl.at/z03oM

Trump, Musk, and RFK Jr. are such big threats to "Our Democracy", as it's called.

Posted by: t-bird at September 27, 2024 03:09 PM (3l0s/)

53 Revenge Porn is okay as long as its against people the deepstate doesn't like.

Posted by: Spiff the Spaceman at September 27, 2024 03:09 PM (evaxF)

54 Was Olbermann the one who dated Coulter?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 03:09 PM (v6JzV)

55 Nuzzi saying she queefs alot doesn't mean she banged you, Keith.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 27, 2024 03:09 PM (CEzQx)

56 34 I'll laugh if she comes out and says she wouldn't fuck Kweef with a stolen cooter on a ten foot pole.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 27, 2024 03:06 PM (NCT0R)

Thats a good one!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 27, 2024 03:09 PM (uBb4f)

57 Hezbollah will likely not issue any statement about Nasrallah’s fate tonight. via @N12News

Hezbollah: Ouch.

Nasrallah: What the hell are all these raisins doing here?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2024 03:10 PM (xCA6C)

58 I can't keep it all straight. Who is Nuzzi?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2024 03:10 PM (HnUIn)

59 Coulter, now Nuzzi. Olberman has a "Type"

Posted by: WisRich at September 27, 2024 03:10 PM (Qgr0I)

60 yes, it is sounding more and more like nasrallah is having an urgent meet up with hanieyh

Posted by: runner at September 27, 2024 03:10 PM (V13WU)

61 What is the opposite of a "demure nude"?

Gaping her starfish and squeezing Nerf footballs out of her hoo-ha?

Posted by: JROD at September 27, 2024 03:10 PM (IlL6s)

62 52 Speak of the devil, I was just watching this 5-minute Yellow Dye #5 RFK Jr. clip on rumble to share with my sister (whose entire family has suffered a lot at the hands of Big Ag/Pharma/Healthcare)

https://shorturl.at/z03oM

Trump, Musk, and RFK Jr. are such big threats to "Our Democracy", as it's called.

Posted by: t-bird at September 27, 2024 03:09 PM (3l0s/)

Yellow 5 is a pretty common thing to be allergic to.

Posted by: XTC at September 27, 2024 03:10 PM (UnA8+)

63 This is the Horde. We still talk about carrots in chili.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
______

If I put carrots in chili and just call it stew, is that ok?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 27, 2024 03:10 PM (Dm8we)

64 54 Was Olbermann the one who dated Coulter?
-------
You're probably thinking of Bill Maher.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 27, 2024 03:10 PM (CEzQx)

65 A Hezbollah supporter in Portland makes the following interesting comment:

At least 4-5 buildings in dahiyeh neighborhood in Beirut leveled to the ground by Israel, all full of people. Unsure if family home is still standing as everyone fled the neighborhood already.

Yeah, I wonder how many people in Dahiyeh had fled prior to the strike.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 27, 2024 03:11 PM (uxCna)

66 Friday's are for the freaky.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 27, 2024 03:11 PM (/lzai)

67 I hate you, Ace.

I have no idea who this skank is so i looked her up....expecting some modestly attractive 30-something.

Not even close!



Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2024 03:11 PM (d9fT1)

68 These people have the morals of actors but the sex appeal of grave-diggers.

Posted by: Ace at 03:00 PM

That sounds awful, but does it put them higher or lower than politicians?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 27, 2024 03:11 PM (FCbAQ)

69 Was Olbermann the one who dated Coulter?
-------
You're probably thinking of Bill Maher.
Posted by: andycanuck


Well, there was some celebrity chick who dated Olbermann.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 03:11 PM (v6JzV)

70 Always knew Olbermann was a Nuzzi Lover.

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2024 03:11 PM (LCr8f)

71 Coulter, now Nuzzi. Olberman has a "Type"
Posted by: WisRich at September 27, 2024 03:10 PM (Qgr0I)

---------------------

I like the bag of antlers type!

Posted by: Keith O at September 27, 2024 03:11 PM (2UnvF)

72 Is her name pronounced noosey or nutsy?

I've got questions

Posted by: JROD at September 27, 2024 03:11 PM (IlL6s)

73 Laura Ingraham

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2024 03:11 PM (LCr8f)

74 65 A Hezbollah supporter in Portland makes the following interesting comment:

At least 4-5 buildings in dahiyeh neighborhood in Beirut leveled to the ground by Israel, all full of people. Unsure if family home is still standing as everyone fled the neighborhood already.

Yeah, I wonder how many people in Dahiyeh had fled prior to the strike.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 27, 2024 03:11 PM (uxCna)

========

"Everyone fled the neighborhood already"
"the buildings were full of people"

These are mutually exclusive assertions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 03:12 PM (GBKbO)

75 Nasrallah: What the hell are all these raisins doing here?
Posted by: Archimedes

Lol

Posted by: Kratwurst at September 27, 2024 03:12 PM (5/wly)

76 Rumor has it that Nasrallah may have been the target.

Israel has taken off the gloves...and that is great news.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2024 03:12 PM (d9fT1)

77 I hate you, Ace.

I have no idea who this skank is so i looked her up....expecting some modestly attractive 30-something.

Not even close!


She might have been modestly attractive but for the Jay Leno chin.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2024 03:12 PM (xCA6C)

78 Laura Ingraham, really? She was really hot back in the day. How did Dolbermann get her?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 03:12 PM (v6JzV)

79 Being Olbermann'a sloppy seconds is definitely the most embarrassing reveal for R.F.K. Jr. Not the whale thing, not affair... that takes the cake.

Posted by: LizLem at September 27, 2024 03:12 PM (LMOzE)

80 Laura Ingraham
Posted by: ... at September 27, 2024 03:11 PM (LCr8f)

----------------------

MOAR ANTLERS!

Posted by: Keith O at September 27, 2024 03:13 PM (2UnvF)

81 "You say this is a victimless crime? That poor dog."


LMAO

Posted by: Inogame at September 27, 2024 03:13 PM (53oGX)

82 I just can't keep up anymore. it seems everyone is fucked in the head.

Posted by: Pugsley Hudson Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 27, 2024 03:13 PM (Ad8y9)

83 Well, there was some celebrity chick who dated Olbermann.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 03:11 PM (v6JzV)

Laura Ingraham

Posted by: ryukyu at September 27, 2024 03:13 PM (s68pH)

84 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2024 03:12 PM (d9fT1)

"It had occurred to me that the Israelis had taken the attacks on 10/7 rather lightly."

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2024 03:14 PM (LCr8f)

85 83 Well, there was some celebrity chick who dated Olbermann.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 03:11 PM (v6JzV)

Laura Ingraham
Posted by: ryukyu at September 27, 2024 03:13 PM (s68pH)

=======

Did he say celebrity?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 03:14 PM (GBKbO)

86

How embarrassing.

Posted by: Hope Solo at September 27, 2024 03:14 PM (QwK6F)

87 new-see, nut-see, new-zee.......

Posted by: JROD at September 27, 2024 03:14 PM (IlL6s)

88 Everybody loves you when you're bi.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Tim Walz’s Admin to Hold "BIPOC-Only" Retreat for Library Workers

-
Because, you know, the BIPOC librarians need a place of their own.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2024 03:14 PM (L/fGl)

89
Wow...I really hate it when I have a joke, but I'm too classy and all to use it.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 27, 2024 03:14 PM (eDfFs)

90 You have to appreciate the hypocrisy of people who, starting before a child is born preach to you about the magnanimity of ending its life, then once that child is born advocate for gender mutilation, and then further berate you their sexual proclivities and grotesque, multi partner, or perhaps same sex habits are somehow commendable, then, when convenient, try to make you think a persons alleged affair is detestable.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 27, 2024 03:14 PM (WxYD8)

91 I actually said "EW!" out loud when i read it was Olbermann

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 27, 2024 03:14 PM (Rbu5d)

92 "Everyone fled the neighborhood already"
"the buildings were full of people"

These are mutually exclusive assertions.


"My relatives fled, but everyone else stayed put."

Yeah, if I knew I was living over Hezbollah HQ, I would have unassed the area quite a while ago. (Actually, this applies to every place in Dahiyeh.)

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 27, 2024 03:14 PM (uxCna)

93 I didn't have any sympathy for her over the RFK Jr thing, but now I do.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 27, 2024 03:15 PM (JMAcK)

94 Yeah, if I knew I was living over Hezbollah HQ, I would have unassed the area quite a while ago. (Actually, this applies to every place in Dahiyeh.)

It's my guess they were effectively hostages.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2024 03:15 PM (xCA6C)

95 Olivia Nuzzi is an American political reporter who was the Washington, D.C., correspondent for New York magazine. The magazine placed her on leave on September 19, 2024, after she disclosed having a "personal relationship with a former subject relevant to the 2024 campaign while she was reporting on the campaign."

Per wikipedia. So it's just another "reporter bangs politicians and editors and other reporters" thing. Yawn. Anyone remember "Washingtonienne" of Wonkette?

This is just expected and normal stuff. Journalists do anything for the story. Or for their own depravity. Mostly their own depravity.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2024 03:15 PM (HnUIn)

96 You say this is a victimless crime? That poor dog.

And let me be clear - when their photo moment was over that was some of the sweetest tenderest meat I've ever eaten!

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 27, 2024 03:16 PM (oZhjI)

97 What is the opposite of a "demure nude"?

Gaping her starfish and squeezing Nerf footballs out of her hoo-ha?
Posted by: JROD at September 27, 2024 03:10 PM (IlL6s)

how you doin??

/hope solo...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 27, 2024 03:16 PM (v6XNT)

98 @86 Hope Solo-in your pictures it looked like you were looking for a lost set of keys. Ever find them?

Posted by: JROD at September 27, 2024 03:16 PM (IlL6s)

99 These people have the morals of actors but the sex appeal of grave-diggers.


-

Or vice versa.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 27, 2024 03:16 PM (lTGtQ)

100
Keith Olbermann likes to troll Mark Mitchell of Rasmussen for not towing the party line and calling it Harris +6!

When Keith isn't sipping penis. Allegedly yet repeatedly.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 27, 2024 03:16 PM (RKVpM)

101 keith olbermann is a twat

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 27, 2024 03:17 PM (CWTWj)

102 90 You have to appreciate the hypocrisy of people who, starting before a child is born preach to you about the magnanimity of ending its life, then once that child is born advocate for gender mutilation, and then further berate you their sexual proclivities and grotesque, multi partner, or perhaps same sex habits are somehow commendable, then, when convenient, try to make you think a persons alleged affair is detestable.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 27, 2024 03:14 PM (WxYD

It's Alinsky Rule #4.

They get to make YOU live up to standards.

They don't have any standards to be made to live up to.

Posted by: XTC at September 27, 2024 03:17 PM (UnA8+)

103 61 What is the opposite of a "demure nude"?

Gaping her starfish and squeezing Nerf footballs out of her hoo-ha?
Posted by: JROD at September 27, 2024 03:10 PM (IlL6s)

Nerf footballs?

Try live Blue Marlins.

Posted by: XTC at September 27, 2024 03:18 PM (UnA8+)

104 Posted by: Marcus T at September 27, 2024 03:14 PM (WxYD

The State professes that during pregnancy you own the child fully and can do whatever you wish to it. Once the child is born, THEY own it.

Freaky.

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2024 03:18 PM (LCr8f)

105 Taking selfies of yourself in the buff is not "demure." Sending them to others is not "demure." You can airbrush 'em or stage and pose them anyway you like, use whatever focus filters you want and everything else.

It ain't "demure." Just call it what it is. "I'm a political journalism slut banging a politician, so I send him some tit pics." Just be honest about it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2024 03:18 PM (HnUIn)

106 Nasrallah overcome with an overwhelming sense of melancholy and a JDAM up the ass, but mostly a JDAM up the ass.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 27, 2024 03:18 PM (2UnvF)

107 61 What is the opposite of a "demure nude"?

Gaping her starfish and squeezing Nerf footballs out of her hoo-ha?
Posted by: JROD at September 27, 2024 03:10 PM (IlL6s)


That's "art."

Posted by: Grantworthy in fact at September 27, 2024 03:18 PM (k+hQ1)

108 @97 SturmToddler-see my comment @98. Strangest pictures because it looked like she lost something and was looking up her cooter to find whatever it was.

Posted by: JROD at September 27, 2024 03:18 PM (IlL6s)

109 "This gross bathtub monster."

I saw that and the first thing I thought was "Hunter?"

Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2024 03:18 PM (rj6Yv)

110 The weekend is here

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2024 03:18 PM (fwDg9)

111 I guess...This is the AoSHQ where we never beat a joke into the ground like a dead horse meeting the business end of the White Sox's starting line up's bats as they try to hit fastballs down the plate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 03:05 PM (GBKbO)
---------
*snort* well done.

Posted by: scampydog at September 27, 2024 03:18 PM (uJ65b)

112 I have no idea who this skank is so i looked her up....expecting some modestly attractive 30-something.

Not even close!


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2024 03:11 PM (d9fT1)

=====

She looks like somebody, but I can't think of who.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 27, 2024 03:18 PM (DRSnL)

113 i wonder who helen thomas was banging to get inside info.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 27, 2024 03:19 PM (CWTWj)

114 No, Coulter never dated Olbermann, but she did break his brain the rest of the way by telling the world he didn't go IVY LEAGUE Cornell, just the regular one. He lost his shit over that.

Posted by: Ktgreat at September 27, 2024 03:19 PM (ei7q6)

115 They don't have any standards to be made to live up to.

During the Clinton years I remember many a leftist saying it was OK if Bill was having affairs since the D's didn't believe in "Family values". Of course then I'd point out the more serious claims were sexual harassment and rape not just banging his intern and then they'd tell me women lie about this stuff all the time...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 27, 2024 03:19 PM (oZhjI)

116 Wow...I really hate it when I have a joke, but I'm too classy and all to use it.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 27, 2024 03:14 PM (eDfFs)

use my nic, i'm not classy...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 27, 2024 03:19 PM (v6XNT)

117 100
Keith Olbermann likes to troll Mark Mitchell of Rasmussen for not towing the party line and calling it Harris +6!

When Keith isn't sipping penis. Allegedly yet repeatedly.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 27, 2024 03:16 PM (RKVpM)

========

I fully understand not believing polling. What I don't understand is wanting to believe polling and then having the worst time figuring out which ones are probably close to right and which ones are just straight bullshit.

Most of these polling firms have histories you can look up. You don't have to rely on 538 telling you if one is good or not. You can see, "Oh, Rasmussen was the third most accurate pollster in 2020."

Are they right this time? I dunno. Probably not. They weren't right in 2020, but they were one of the least wrong. The ones regularly saying Harris is up by 6? They either don't have a history or they were very wrong in 2020.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 03:19 PM (GBKbO)

118 Furthermore, he characterized their time together as remarkably mundane yet pleasant, highlighting a memorable moment when they adopted a dog together--an experience he cherishes greatly.

The highlight was adopting a pup?

I'm assuming this all means Olberdouche didn't actually get to bang her.

Posted by: spindrift at September 27, 2024 03:19 PM (OguvZ)

119 The way you're describing her, I expected her to be hideous.

Not my type, but not hideous either. Physically, I mean. Of course.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2024 03:20 PM (dGCAG)

120 These people have the morals of actors but the sex appeal of grave-diggers.

Posted by: Ace at 03:00 PM

-----------------

Old & Busted: Hollywood for Ugly Fucks.
New Hotness: Hollywood for Grave-Diggers.

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at September 27, 2024 03:20 PM (kF1Lb)

121 I can't wait for her to come out and completely denounce Kweefy as a fraud and a liar.


THAT would be EPIC.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

122 97 What is the opposite of a "demure nude"?

Gaping her starfish and squeezing Nerf footballs out of her hoo-ha?
Posted by: JROD at September 27, 2024 03:10 PM (IlL6s)

how you doin??

/hope solo...
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 27, 2024 03:16 PM (v6XNT)



Search for a performance artist known as "The Yam Shooter."


Or not.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 27, 2024 03:20 PM (x0n13)

123 >>> 112 I have no idea who this skank is so i looked her up....expecting some modestly attractive 30-something.

Not even close!


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2024 03:11 PM (d9fT1)

=====

She looks like somebody, but I can't think of who.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 27, 2024 03:18 PM (DRSnL)

The former kicker for the Buffalo Bills?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2024 03:20 PM (FnneF)

124 113 i wonder who helen thomas was banging to get inside info.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 27, 2024 03:19 PM (CWTWj)


Said no one ever. Till now.
C'mon man!

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 27, 2024 03:21 PM (/6GbT)

125 What is a "demure nude" picture.? Woman places arm over her breasts with another hand over her pubic area?. I've never sent any nude pictures by text or anything else so I don't know.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2024 03:08 PM (MQJVv)


No, Country Mouse, you are a good kid. We are not going there.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2024 03:21 PM (D7oie)

126 Anybody banging that Cornell Cow College Grad Olberman? That has the makings of a joke about doing penance in Hell--banging Keefums.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 27, 2024 03:21 PM (cB7nX)

127 @97 SturmToddler-see my comment @98. Strangest pictures because it looked like she lost something and was looking up her cooter to find whatever it was.
Posted by: JROD at September 27, 2024 03:18 PM (IlL6s)

oh yeah, i'd have helped her look for a while, if she'd have asked...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 27, 2024 03:21 PM (v6XNT)

128 Because, you know, the BIPOC librarians need a place of their own.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2024 03:14 PM (L/fGl)

It must be rough that so few of them frequent libraries other than during drag queen story hour.

Posted by: ryukyu at September 27, 2024 03:21 PM (s68pH)

129 That's "art."

I remember some Euro-chick had her 15m of fame because her "art" was walking around town with a literal box over her lady bits and then inviting strangers to reach under the box.

She was decent looking so, uh, totally art right?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 27, 2024 03:21 PM (oZhjI)

130 I guess...This is the AoSHQ where we never beat a joke into the ground like a dead horse meeting the business end of the White Sox's starting line up's bats as they try to hit fastballs down the plate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 03:05 PM (GBKbO)



I have no idea what you're talking about here.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

131 >>> 124 113 i wonder who helen thomas was banging to get inside info.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 27, 2024 03:19 PM (CWTWj)


Said no one ever. Till now.
C'mon man!

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 27, 2024 03:21 PM (/6GbT)

She demanded inside info to *stop* banging them.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2024 03:22 PM (FnneF)

132 The ones regularly saying Harris is up by 6? They either don't have a history or they were very wrong in 2020.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 03:19 PM (GBKbO)
___________

I think these are the polling firms I keep mentioning that I never heard of before. I think they were set up in 2024 solely for the purpose of feeding the fetishes of leftwing DU types and other assorted cockwallas.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 27, 2024 03:22 PM (iFTx/)

133 Furthermore, he characterized their time together as remarkably mundane yet pleasant, highlighting a memorable moment when they adopted a dog together--an experience he cherishes greatly.
*
The highlight was adopting a pup?

I'm assuming this all means Olberdouche didn't actually get to bang her.
Posted by: spindrift at September 27, 2024


***
Once the "relationship" was over . . . who got the dog? Or did they dump him?

Posted by: Col. Sanders at the Beginning at September 27, 2024 03:22 PM (J2vNu)

134 It's my guess they were effectively hostages



They are Free now.

Posted by: garrett at September 27, 2024 03:22 PM (6dcSc)

135 Accuracies of polls is irrelevant given rampant election fraud.

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at September 27, 2024 03:22 PM (kF1Lb)

136 Olivia Nuzzi has Rumer Willis face. With duck lips.

Posted by: Pugsley Hudson Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 27, 2024 03:22 PM (Ad8y9)

137 I can't wait for her to come out and completely denounce Kweefy as a fraud and a liar.
THAT would be EPIC.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
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He would respond with another bathtub crying pic.

Posted by: scampydog at September 27, 2024 03:22 PM (uJ65b)

138 Was Olbermann the one who dated Coulter?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

"the" would be inappropriate here.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 27, 2024 03:23 PM (KAi1n)

139 113 i wonder who helen thomas was banging to get inside info.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 27, 2024 03:19 PM

Grover Cleveland

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 27, 2024 03:23 PM (+oR7L)

140 i wonder who helen thomas was banging to get inside info.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 27, 2024 03:19 PM (CWTWj)



She rolls off the top while declaring "This was recorded for quality assurance."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

141 The highlight was adopting a pup?

I'm assuming this all means Olberdouche didn't actually get to bang her.


The peanut butter bathtub nights were lit!

Posted by: The Pup at September 27, 2024 03:23 PM (oZhjI)

142 I saw Sex Appeal of Grave Diggers open for Crack the Sky at the Cow Palace in '75.

Posted by: naturalfake

They opened for The Trashmen.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 27, 2024 03:23 PM (KAi1n)

143 >>> Laura Ingraham

She dated dinesh D'Souza and yes, Keith olbwrmann, according to internets.

She also dated George Conway. I threw up a little in my mouth.

Posted by: LizLem at September 27, 2024 03:23 PM (pMMOL)

144 Old and busted: Helping hands

New and cool: Kick him when he down

Employees At ‘Assassin’s Creed’ Maker Ubisoft Urged To Strike Following New RTO Policy—Why CEOs Are Doubling Down

-
Near as I can make out. "RTO" means "return to office."

"Video-game giant Ubisoft, renowned for its Assassin's Creed franchise, is embroiled in a labor dispute following the French company’s plans to implement a three-day, in-office workweek."

Show up three days a week?!!! Are they slave drivers?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2024 03:24 PM (L/fGl)

145 I thought Pelosi was Nutzi.

Posted by: wth at September 27, 2024 03:24 PM (v0R5T)

146 Former President Donald Trump thanked a surprised-looking Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky for ending the “impeachment hoax” ahead of their Friday meeting.

“[Zelensky] said, ‘President Trump did absolutely nothing wrong,'” Trump said as Zelensky stood silently by his side ahead of their New York City meeting. “He said it loud and clear, and the impeachment hoax died right there.”

Posted by: SMOD at September 27, 2024 03:24 PM (RHGPo)

147 Olivia Nuzzi has Rumer Willis face. With duck lips.

I notice the FNM often trots out women with a bad case of manface and declares them beautiful.

/Waves to Big Mike

Posted by: 18-1 at September 27, 2024 03:24 PM (oZhjI)

148 It would seem that Israel has finally killed Nasrallah (sp? Don't give a shit), the leader of Shezbullah.

Nice.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 27, 2024 03:24 PM (2FJA/)

149 Being Olbermann'a sloppy seconds is definitely the most embarrassing reveal for R.F.K. Jr. Not the whale thing, not affair... that takes the cake.
Posted by: LizLem at September 27, 2024 03:12 PM (LMOzE)

Correct me if I'm wrong, but there's been no evidence he actually slept with this woman, is there?

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2024 03:24 PM (dGCAG)

150 Harris plus 6 is so fucking stupid, as if it's not obvious they are trying to engineer a preference cascade.

But will they make their people complacent?

The race always magically tightens as it gets closer to Electile Dysfunction Day.

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2024 03:24 PM (LCr8f)

151 hmmm


"Netanyahu was reportedly speaking with reporters until a military aide whispered in his ear, and he left the briefing suddenly without explanation."

Posted by: runner at September 27, 2024 03:24 PM (V13WU)

152 Ezra Levant 🍁🚛 @ezralevant 12:30 PM
Red skies at morning,
Terrorists take warning.

https://tinyurl.com/3fshbhpm
44 seconds; LOUD, especially the secondary explosions.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 27, 2024 03:25 PM (CEzQx)

153 Right, the real way to get vengeance is to constantly dribble out gross dox material on anyone you ever slept with.

Ewww. I don't want to read about "dribbling out gross material" andwhere near a story about Olbermann schtupping a Bed, Bath and Beyond 6.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 27, 2024 03:25 PM (JCZqz)

154 148 It would seem that Israel has finally killed Nasrallah (sp? Don't give a shit), the leader of Shezbullah.

I want proof

Posted by: It's me donna at September 27, 2024 03:25 PM (IyPmt)

155 I wonder what Diddy had on Nuzzi to get her to sleep with Olberman.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 27, 2024 03:25 PM (f1kZG)

156 look, he might be a schmuck but i can see women going for olbermann... is he / was he good looking? (ladies, say what you think.) was he successful at one time? some women go for that type, especially if he can keep from sounding like an egotistical schmuck.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 27, 2024 03:25 PM (CWTWj)

157 I saw Sex Appeal of Grave Diggers open for Crack the Sky at the Cow Palace in '75.

Posted by: naturalfake

They opened for The Trashmen.
Posted by: SFGoth at September 27, 2024 03:23 PM (KAi1n)


That is better.

Congratulations! You have now taken custody of this joke.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 27, 2024 03:25 PM (eDfFs)

158 knowing Keith Olbermann is an admission of "the crazy"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 27, 2024 03:25 PM (zzdrL)

159 Entertainment would be a "Family Feud" celebrity showdown between The View bozos and a MSNBC all-star lineup. With Tucker Carlson as the host.

Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2024 03:25 PM (rj6Yv)

160
RFK is so concerned about health and what you put in your body, yet he goes spelunking in Keith Olberman's old stomping grounds?

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 27, 2024 03:25 PM (+oR7L)

161 Near as I can make out. "RTO" means "return to office."

At a lot of the tech companies this is a contentious issue. In theory there is little lost by working from home - especially since it is normal for the staff to be scattered around the world but it is harder to very your employees are actually working if you can't see them

Posted by: 18-1 at September 27, 2024 03:26 PM (oZhjI)

162 76 Rumor has it that Nasrallah may have been the target.

Israel has taken off the gloves...and that is great news.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2024 03:12 PM (d9fT1)

++++

If you're going to be condemned no matter what you do, go ahead and take out the vermin, I say.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 27, 2024 03:26 PM (UprOq)

163 You say this is a victimless crime? That poor dog.

-----

Well, Americans are always a couple years behind we French, with your stultified bourgeois morality.

Posted by: Parisian Monkeypox Dog at September 27, 2024 03:26 PM (awTae)

164 Bibi also had a message - “If you strike us, we will strike you. There is no place in Iran that the long arm of Israel cannot reach. And that is true of the entire Middle East.”

Posted by: runner at September 27, 2024 03:26 PM (V13WU)

165 150 Harris plus 6 is so fucking stupid, as if it's not obvious they are trying to engineer a preference cascade.

But will they make their people complacent?

The race always magically tightens as it gets closer to Electile Dysfunction Day.
Posted by: ... at September 27, 2024 03:24 PM (LCr8f)

=======

And there are "non-Trumpy pollsters" like Siena seeing Trump overall. Hell even Quinnipac's last had Trump up by 1.

If anyone thinks Kamala is actually up by 6 nationwide,...it feels like a fever dream.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 03:26 PM (/k1uA)

166 Grover Cleveland
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 27, 2024 03:23 PM (+oR7L)

DON'T YOU BESMERCH THE GOOD NAME OF GROVER CLEVELAND, HE IS BEYOND REPROACH. BEYOND IT!

Or so I was told last weekend.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2024 03:26 PM (dGCAG)

167 RFK is so concerned about health and what you put in your body, yet he goes spelunking in Keith Olberman's old stomping grounds?

his DNA compels him

Posted by: kallisto at September 27, 2024 03:26 PM (dCxaZ)

168 What is the opposite of a "demure nude"?

Gaping her starfish and squeezing Nerf footballs out of her hoo-ha?
Posted by: JROD at September 27, 2024 03:10 PM (IlL6s)

how you doin??

/hope solo...
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 27, 2024 03:16 PM (v6XNT)

Search for a performance artist known as "The Yam Shooter."

Or not.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 27, 2024 03:20 PM (x0n13)

can't be any worse than the clubs in okinawa or thailand....

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 27, 2024 03:26 PM (v6XNT)

169 I don't understand the joke about "Cornell Cow College" which I assume is the slang name for the Cornell Agricultural school-which is a very good school and which probably includes equine studies and dairy farming since th area outside the school is a farming area?. Is it just the idea that "cow college" name is moderately amusing or that Olbermann stuck his hand around a cows nipples of something. I'm guessing he didn't go there but just to Cornell although he might have done a more worthwhile thing to be a dairy farmer.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2024 03:26 PM (MQJVv)

170 re 154; like when the military of whatever country showed pics of a dead che guevara.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 27, 2024 03:27 PM (CWTWj)

171 I guess that US/French ceasefire proposal is...up in the air ??
lol

Posted by: runner at September 27, 2024 03:27 PM (V13WU)

172 She also dated George Conway. I threw up a little in my mouth.
Posted by: LizLem at September 27, 2024 03:23 PM (pMMOL)

Good Lord. Was he still working for Willie Wonka at the time?

Posted by: ryukyu at September 27, 2024 03:27 PM (s68pH)

173 25
I tapped that. Oh yeah.
Posted by: Brian Stelter, CNN
......................
https://youtu.be/4Qqendp1kLE?si=x2pDuDGlvEqthWSe

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 27, 2024 03:27 PM (/Djer)

174 @122 JJ Sefton-I'm still trying to unsee the things I described in my comment. I'm no prude but holy hell, the shit people do when the bored.

Posted by: JROD at September 27, 2024 03:27 PM (IlL6s)

175 In the book about women ruined by the Kennedy clan, herpes infections "donated" by JFK were revealed. Also, that he was a 2 pump chump.

Posted by: so there's that at September 27, 2024 03:27 PM (dCxaZ)

176 Good Lord. Was he still working for Willie Wonka at the time?
Posted by: ryukyu at September 27, 2024 03:27 PM (s68pH)

LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at September 27, 2024 03:28 PM (IyPmt)

177 CBD posted a demure nude on the Art Thread exactly a week ago.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 03:28 PM (v6JzV)

178 Bibi also had a message - “If you strike us, we will strike you. There is no place in Iran that the long arm of Israel cannot reach. And that is true of the entire Middle East.”


Houthis are back on the menu, Boys.

Posted by: garrett at September 27, 2024 03:28 PM (6dcSc)

179 I think TJM is referring to the season-ending series between THE DETROIT TIGERS and the white sox.

Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2024 03:28 PM (rj6Yv)

180 179 I think TJM is referring to the season-ending series between THE DETROIT TIGERS and the white sox.
Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2024 03:28 PM (rj6Yv)

========

I'm referring to their...whole season.

Worst season in MLB history, I believe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 03:28 PM (/k1uA)

181
I saw Cows Nipples open for the Beat Farmers at the Cow Palace in '86.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 27, 2024 03:28 PM (eDfFs)

182 150 Harris plus 6 is so fucking stupid, as if it's not obvious they are trying to engineer a preference cascade.

I dunno....looking at RCP's records for this time in 2020:
Rasmussen Biden +12
CNBC Biden +10
CNN Biden +16

I can see Harris being about 7 points behind where Biden was. Would result in a final National result of Trump 2.5 or so.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 27, 2024 03:29 PM (JCZqz)

183 I want proof
Posted by: It's me donna at September 27, 2024 03:25 PM (IyPmt)

Would our media denying it be good enough?

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2024 03:29 PM (LCr8f)

184 And there are "non-Trumpy pollsters" like Siena seeing Trump overall. Hell even Quinnipac's last had Trump up by 1.

If anyone thinks Kamala is actually up by 6 nationwide,...it feels like a fever dream.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 03:26 PM (/k1uA)
_______

"She's not up by 6. No way. She's up by 8."

-- DU, probably

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 27, 2024 03:29 PM (iFTx/)

185 Someone mentioned demure boobies? https://tinyurl.com/yc7n3ncx

Sorry if they are a little uneven but that's nature for ya

Posted by: 18-1 at September 27, 2024 03:29 PM (oZhjI)

186 "It had occurred to me that the Israelis had taken the attacks on 10/7 rather lightly."

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2024 03:14 PM (LCr8f)

???

Israel is still in their "proportional" mindset, albeit a more aggressive one. This signals a change.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2024 03:29 PM (d9fT1)

187 oh ffs.

someone give Fen a sense of humor please

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2024 03:29 PM (W2Pud)

188 re 169: coulter has written that getting into the cornell ag school is a lot easier than the ivy league school most people know about. olbermann apparently wanted people to think he was ivy league instead of the skivvy putz he is

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 27, 2024 03:29 PM (CWTWj)

189 I don't know, might be nice to see it

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2024 03:30 PM (xretu)

190 Would our media denying it be good enough?
Posted by: ... at September 27, 2024 03:29 PM (LCr8f)

Probably

Posted by: It's me donna at September 27, 2024 03:30 PM (IyPmt)

191 Olivia Olivia please go back to Bolivia

Posted by: what RFK Jr. is saying, probably at September 27, 2024 03:30 PM (dCxaZ)

192 oh ffs.

someone give Fen a sense of humor please
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2024 03:29 PM (W2Pud)



That cow left the barn and was eaten by wolves.


And your hash has Pud in it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

193 I have no idea what you're talking about here.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

Probably just describing a scene from Prometheus.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2024 03:30 PM (dGCAG)

194 I haven't seen any claims that Kennedy was banging her. She sent him the equivalent of dick pictures. This is being pushed to try and break up Kennedy's marriage, to get back at him for supporting Trump.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 27, 2024 03:31 PM (MpVUb)

195 "Netanyahu was reportedly speaking with reporters until a military aide whispered in his ear, and he left the briefing suddenly without explanation."

Posted by: runner

Russia Smashes Kyiv With Five Hour Missile and Drone Barrage

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2024 03:31 PM (L/fGl)

196
Are they right this time? I dunno. Probably not. They weren't right in 2020, but they were one of the least wrong. The ones regularly saying Harris is up by 6? They either don't have a history or they were very wrong in 2020.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 03:19 PM


I'm a high information math centered guy. Rasmussen is very wrong this time. Not his fault, he can't very well change the methodology mid-stream. He over weights both (D)'s and (R)'s at the expense of (I)'s. He over weights (D)'s over (R)'s. He does not mention the 'shy' Trump poll taker who made every pollster wrong in 2020 by between 2 to 6 percent.

That being said, if he says Trump is +2 nationally, you can take that to the bank. I'm almost willing to bet Harris may not even win California because the race will be called before polls close there.

Poor 'Ragin' Cajun' Carvile must be shitting bricks about now.

* All above subject to cheat of historic and laughable proportions

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 27, 2024 03:31 PM (RKVpM)

197 Late to the thread so somebody else already posted the greatest rap ever.

https://youtu.be/4Qqendp1kLE?si=x2pDuDGlvEqthWSe

It never fails. No matter how many times I watch it, I laugh every time.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 27, 2024 03:31 PM (/Djer)

198 I got another avowed progtard to look up RFK's speech where he suspended his campaign and endorsed PDT.

He read it through twice. We had a conversation about it.


one at a time. one at a time

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2024 03:31 PM (W2Pud)

199 I don't understand the joke about "Cornell Cow College" which I assume is the slang name for the Cornell Agricultural school-which is a very good school and which probably includes equine studies and dairy farming since th area outside the school is a farming area?. Is it just the idea that "cow college" name is moderately amusing or that Olbermann stuck his hand around a cows nipples of something. I'm guessing he didn't go there but just to Cornell although he might have done a more worthwhile thing to be a dairy farmer.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Cornell also has a good ornithology lab.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 03:32 PM (v6JzV)

200 https://x.com/clashreport
/status/1839690723894939656

serious snap, crackle, and pop ...

hat tip: Instapundit

Posted by: Adriane the Breakfast Cereal Critic . . . at September 27, 2024 03:32 PM (TX4bP)

201
It never fails. No matter how many times I watch it, I laugh every time.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 27, 2024 03:31 PM (/Djer)



It is very well done.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

202
Look, can we avoid referring to another cow college, Michigan State, as "Moo U"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 27, 2024 03:32 PM (xG4kz)

203 Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, and see the snizz so crazy not even a Kennedy would bang it!

Posted by: Carnival Barker at September 27, 2024 03:32 PM (2UnvF)

204 someone give Fen a sense of humor please
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2024 03:29 PM (W2Pud)

Someone give Nurse Ratched time off from the Fen Insult factory.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2024 03:32 PM (MQJVv)

205 "Netanyahu was reportedly speaking with reporters until a military aide whispered in his ear, and he left the briefing suddenly without explanation."
---------
Israel PM Netanyahu cuts short US trip: office
AFP September 27, 2024 1:24 pm

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu cut short a visit to the United States on Friday after addressing the UN General Assembly, as Israel carried out another strike against Hezbollah in Beirut.

“Prime Minister Netanyahu decided to return to Israel earlier than planned, and will depart from the United States this evening,” a statement said, while his office confirmed he was originally scheduled to arrive back in Israel on Sunday.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 27, 2024 03:32 PM (CEzQx)

206 https://x.com/clashreport
/status/1839690723894939656

serious snap, crackle, and pop ...

hat tip: Instapundit
Posted by: Adriane the Breakfast Cereal Critic . . . at September 27, 2024 03:32 PM (TX4bP)



That video. Dude bangin' a broad while recording?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

207 Look, can we avoid referring to another cow college, Michigan State, as "Moo U"?

See that's funny.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2024 03:33 PM (MQJVv)

208 ???

Israel is still in their "proportional" mindset, albeit a more aggressive one. This signals a change.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2024 03:29 PM (d9fT1)

It's a reference to Snatch. See it if you haven't then you will know.

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2024 03:33 PM (LCr8f)

209 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 03:32 PM (v6JzV

Yes, it does.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2024 03:33 PM (MQJVv)

210 And Katy Tur was with Olberman back in the day, as well.

Her father is a nutty trans, so at least Katy has excuses for why she'd live with a nutty eunuch.



Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2024 03:34 PM (6ydKt)

211 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
BREAKING - Source close to Hezbollah says group’s leader Nasrallah ‘fine’
====
He's just pinin' for the fjords.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 27, 2024 03:34 PM (CEzQx)

212 "She's not up by 6. No way. She's up by 8."

-- DU, probably
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade

DU is...nervously optimistic. They'd say she's slightly ahead overall, but things can change. She should be ahead by 60 points, but America is full of dumb racist and sexist MAGA cultists. They need to get out the vote and fight like they're behind, because Republicans are trying to steal the election with voter suppression and litigation.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 27, 2024 03:34 PM (JCZqz)

213 I'm referring to their...whole season.

Worst season in MLB history, I believe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 03:28 PM (/k1uA)

I think their winning pct. is higher than one or two teams, but the number of losses are right up there.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2024 03:34 PM (dGCAG)

214 If anyone thinks Kamala is actually up by 6 nationwide,...it feels like a fever dream.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers
......

They are holistic polls.

Posted by: wth at September 27, 2024 03:35 PM (v0R5T)

215 I saw Cows Nipples open for the Beat Farmers at the Cow Palace in '86.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 27, 2024 03:28 PM (eDfFs)

---------------

The Beat Farmers would be a good name for a Bass Hatchery.

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at September 27, 2024 03:35 PM (kF1Lb)

216 211 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
BREAKING - Source close to Hezbollah says group’s leader Nasrallah ‘fine’
====
He's just pinin' for the fjords.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 27, 2024 03:34 PM (CEzQx)


I doubt they would admit he's dead

Posted by: It's me donna at September 27, 2024 03:35 PM (IyPmt)

217 I saw Big Head Todd and The Monsters and Bathtub Monster at the Palace back in '87.

It was a 2-fer.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 27, 2024 03:35 PM (Q4IgG)

218 196
* All above subject to cheat of historic and laughable proportions
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 27, 2024 03:31 PM (RKVpM)

========

I'm feeling a big polling miss...again this year.

People forget but 2020 was a big miss. RCP's curated final average was off by 3.5. That's excluding a bunch of bullshit polls.

But the states are where it's going to be most obvious, and I think it has to do with modeling. How do you model NC when NC took off more than 10% of its voter registration list for various reasons? Especially if that 10% was used for last second ballot box dumps (its what got Cooper his second term as governor, even if it didn't get Biden a victory in the EC).

NC isn't going to be close. It's going to be a blowout. It's going to be close to SC levels. It'll by a 5-7 point win. SC will be a 9 point win.

What other states could that apply to? GA? Most likely. PA? Honestly, possibly.

Those three represent an EC win already.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 03:35 PM (GBKbO)

219 I don't believe Keith about the being happy about getting a dog thing.

I can't believe that douchebag likes dogs. Or even cats.

He could maybe tolerate a pet giant hissing cockroach, but that's it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 03:35 PM (v6JzV)

220 He's just pinin' for the fjords.
Posted by: andycanuck

he's resting

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2024 03:35 PM (W2Pud)

221 And Katy Tur was with Olberman back in the day, as well.

Her father is a nutty trans, so at least Katy has excuses for why she'd live with a nutty eunuch.


He also banged Krysten Sinema, for a while.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 27, 2024 03:36 PM (JCZqz)

222 Speaking of Coulter, she has apparently changed her tune regarding the Great Orange One.

https://is.gd/wP2biy

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2024 03:36 PM (L/fGl)

223 Hey, remember Washingtonienne?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 27, 2024 03:36 PM (Hkcdp)

224
I think their winning pct. is higher than one or two teams, but the number of losses are right up there.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2024 03:34 PM (dGCAG)

The 2003 Detroit Tigers were 43-119. A year of pure misery.

Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2024 03:36 PM (rj6Yv)

225 Has Kamala gone to the border yet ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 27, 2024 03:36 PM (IyPmt)

226 Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 27, 2024 03:25 PM (CEzQx)

Ah duplicate.

Apologies.

Posted by: Adriane the Breakfast Cereal Critic . . . at September 27, 2024 03:37 PM (TX4bP)

227 I don't think austere religious scholar nasrallah is fine...

Posted by: runner at September 27, 2024 03:37 PM (V13WU)

228 Some jokes go so far over Fenelon's head they gotta catch a ride with Elon.

Posted by: fd 49 at September 27, 2024 03:37 PM (vFG9F)

229 Keith Olbermann, James Carville, Mark Cuban, Adam Schiff to name a few men whose brains have been eaten up with Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 27, 2024 03:37 PM (NpAcC)

230 someone give Fen a sense of humor please
Posted by: nurse ratched

Someone give Nurse Ratched time off from the Fen Insult factory.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Ooh ooh! Catfight!

Posted by: some Moron at September 27, 2024 03:37 PM (v0R5T)

231 212 DU is...nervously optimistic. They'd say she's slightly ahead overall, but things can change. She should be ahead by 60 points, but America is full of dumb racist and sexist MAGA cultists. They need to get out the vote and fight like they're behind, because Republicans are trying to steal the election with voter suppression and litigation.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 27, 2024 03:34 PM (JCZqz)

========

If the tea leaves on early voting turn out to be read right, their partisans are turning out for early voting in places like VA and NC, but the GOP is getting a better percentage than in 2020 (on lower overall numbers) from far less prone to vote individuals, low-propensity voters.

If these analyses are right, Dem's hardcore partisans are turning out, but not many others.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

232 That video. Dude bangin' a broad while recording?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)


I think he was inspired by Count Floyd's 3D film techniques.

Posted by: spindrift at September 27, 2024 03:38 PM (OguvZ)

233 Why would anyone bang Olbermann?
Srsly, he’s a weirdo

Posted by: Lizzy at September 27, 2024 03:38 PM (Hkcdp)

234 213 I'm referring to their...whole season.

Worst season in MLB history, I believe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 03:28 PM (/k1uA)

I think their winning pct. is higher than one or two teams, but the number of losses are right up there.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2024 03:34 PM (dGCAG)

========

They were on track for worst a couple of weeks ago, but they've pulled ahead of the A's.

The Philadelphia A's from 1916.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 03:38 PM (GBKbO)

235 What is a "demure nude" picture.? Woman places arm over her breasts with another hand over her pubic area?. I've never sent any nude pictures by text or anything else so I don't know.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2024 03:08 PM (MQJVv)
-----
I'm no expert but over at DM they have a picture Katherine Zetta Jones nude photo she gave her hubby. I think that falls within the "demur" range.

Posted by: WisRich at September 27, 2024 03:38 PM (Qgr0I)

236 Posted by: fd 49 at September 27, 2024 03:37 PM (vFG9F)

They don't go over my head. I just don't think they're uproariously funny.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2024 03:38 PM (MQJVv)

237 >>Ooh ooh! Catfight!

Dibs on the winner!

Posted by: The Hattian Chef at September 27, 2024 03:38 PM (Y1sOo)

238 Fen is supposed to have an innocence about her unlike the rest of you wretches.

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2024 03:38 PM (LCr8f)

239 he's resting
Posted by: nurse ratched
------
Beautiful plumage.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 27, 2024 03:38 PM (CEzQx)

240 oooo. I've been scolded again.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2024 03:38 PM (W2Pud)

241 I think their winning pct. is higher than one or two teams, but the number of losses are right up there.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2024 03:34 PM (dGCAG)

The 2003 Detroit Tigers were 43-119. A year of pure misery.
Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2024 03:36 PM (rj6Yv)

I was a Cardinals fan my whole life, until I gave up on sportsball. Last year they lost, I think 90 or 91 games.

You'd have thought it was a worse disaster than the Hindenburg.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2024 03:38 PM (dGCAG)

242 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
BREAKING - Source close to Hezbollah says group’s leader Nasrallah ‘fine’

-
Fine as in health or fine as in powder?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2024 03:38 PM (L/fGl)

243 Nuzzi. Is that Italian for what dogs do to each others butts?

Posted by: Eromero at September 27, 2024 03:39 PM (o2ZRX)

244 One of the things that trips me out about the last few weeks is that I'm actually seeing follow-through. It might not even be good enough. You never know in a war. But it's something. There was big offensive in Gaza and instead of just declaring victory and spending the next decade or so getting defeated, Israel appears to pressing the advantage.

As an American, this is astounding and bewildering to watch.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 27, 2024 03:39 PM (awTae)

245 If these analyses are right, Dem's hardcore partisans are turning out, but not many others.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

But Tim Walz appeals to white, working class men tired of Trump's brand of toxic masculinity!!!

Posted by: Rabid, Deranged Leftist at September 27, 2024 03:39 PM (JCZqz)

246 239 he's resting
Posted by: nurse ratched
------
Beautiful plumage.
Posted by: andycanuck


if he wasn't nailed to his perch he'd be pushing up the daises!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2024 03:39 PM (W2Pud)

247 Keith Olbermann, James Carville, Mark Cuban, Adam Schiff to name a few men whose brains have been eaten up with Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 27, 2024 03:37 PM (NpAcC)



Mark Dice has a new video where he discusses Ole Douche Cuban. He plays a new CNBC interview where he defends the dems and their shit policies to the hilt, then plays an interview from back in the day where he's all conservative in spending and government, thinks Trump would be a GREAT president and liberal ideas are insane.

The dude has been bought, or went to Epstein Island or Diddy's Playhouse, one of the three.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

248 Why would anyone bang Olbermann?
Srsly, he’s a weirdo
Posted by: Lizzy at September 27, 2024 03:38 PM (Hkcdp)

Doesn't he have that feel like he'd pull out a blowup doll head during sex and give it to you?

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2024 03:39 PM (LCr8f)

249 Ew! Keith Olbermann! Small town mind in a Megalopolis melting pot of diversity.

Posted by: Stale, Pale, and Male at September 27, 2024 03:40 PM (608cS)

250 someone give Fen a sense of humor please
Posted by: nurse ratched

Someone give Nurse Ratched time off from the Fen Insult factory.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Ooh ooh! Catfight!
Posted by: some Moron at September 27, 2024 03:37 PM (v0R5T)


Quick! Where's the kiddie pool full of lime Jello?

Posted by: naturalfake at September 27, 2024 03:40 PM (eDfFs)

251 I'm no expert but over at DM they have a picture Katherine Zetta Jones nude photo she gave her hubby. I think that falls within the "demur" range.
Posted by: WisRich


What is "DM," please?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 03:40 PM (v6JzV)

252 245 But Tim Walz appeals to white, working class men tired of Trump's brand of toxic masculinity!!!
Posted by: Rabid, Deranged Leftist at September 27, 2024 03:39 PM (JCZqz)

========

It's funny, but there have been some very recent polls of the presidential election in MN showing a Kamala win by about half of what Biden got.

If that ends up playing out, will anyone learn the lesson that VPs don't have favorite son effects on their home states?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 03:40 PM (GBKbO)

253 Ah duplicate.

Apologies.
----
No problem.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 27, 2024 03:40 PM (CEzQx)

254 Hey, remember Washingtonienne?

I saw some article about her that claimed she really didn't get anywhere sexing up pols and instead married some normie and got a normal job and went on to a normal sort of life.

I hope its true...

Now the Anna Cox? The woman that outted her "friend"? She's still some leftwing talking head.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 27, 2024 03:40 PM (oZhjI)

255 I am nervous that betting markets have Kamala ahead. I think even Nate Silver now projects her to win?

What gives me hope is Trump is outperforming really with every single group since the 2020 election, so I dont really understand how that's not showing up in the head to head polls.

This shouldnt be a close election, but it is.

Posted by: Blago at September 27, 2024 03:41 PM (wMRY8)

256 221 He also banged Krysten Sinema, for a while.


Ah, so that's why she identifies as lesbian now.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 27, 2024 03:41 PM (eb5mD)

257 Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2024 03:38 PM (W2Pud)

You already admitted the other day that you hate almost everybody here except a few people, so I'm just including myself in the former group.

Adios for this conversation.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2024 03:41 PM (MQJVv)

258 They were on track for worst a couple of weeks ago, but they've pulled ahead of the A's.

The Philadelphia A's from 1916.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 03:38 PM (GBKbO)

Chicago can't even succeed at being bigger losers than Philadelphia.

How pathetic.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2024 03:41 PM (dGCAG)

259 Ooh ooh! Catfight!
-----
Woof! Woof!

Posted by: Jay Peterman at September 27, 2024 03:41 PM (CEzQx)

260 Now, now. We can't have our favorite 'ettes going at it.
Unless they're wearing bikinis.

Posted by: wth at September 27, 2024 03:41 PM (v0R5T)

261 The Beat Farmers

Country Dick!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 27, 2024 03:42 PM (jXjfE)

262 Nuzzi reminds me of Nuzi.

From Wiki:

"Nuzi (Hurrian Nuzi/Nuzu; Akkadian Gasur; modern Yorghan Tepe, Iraq) was an ancient Mesopotamian city southwest of the city of Arrapha (modern Kirkuk), located near the Tigris river. The site consists of one medium-sized multiperiod tell and two small single period mounds.[clarification needed]

History
The site has about 15 occupational layers."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 03:42 PM (v6JzV)

263 233 Why would anyone bang Olbermann?
Srsly, he’s a weirdo
Posted by: Lizzy

Women don't operate on the hot/crazy matrix scale. How they choose sexual partners is an incomprehensible mystery.

Money, prestige, muscles, and a nice jawline seem to help, though.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 27, 2024 03:42 PM (JCZqz)

264

What is "DM," please?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 03:40 PM (v6JzV)



Don't know, but here it is on TMZ.


https://is.gd/rbxpVm

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

265 Troll clean up on 257

Posted by: 18-1 at September 27, 2024 03:42 PM (oZhjI)

266 Olberdouche, like Howard Stern, is proof that money doesn’t buy happiness.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at September 27, 2024 03:42 PM (dj8Fd)

267 Posted by: test pattern at September 27, 2024 03:41 PM (WfWuh)

LOL. Insult factory running smoothly I see. Bye.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2024 03:42 PM (MQJVv)

268 If that ends up playing out, will anyone learn the lesson that VPs don't have favorite son effects on their home states?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 03:40 PM (GBKbO)

I think it's due to the fact that Minnesotans learned a lot more about their governor in 2024 than the state-level media ever shared with the electorate.

Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2024 03:43 PM (rj6Yv)

269
What is "DM," please?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 03:40 PM (v6JzV)


I'm guessing Daily Mail ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 27, 2024 03:43 PM (IyPmt)

270 This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late parrot It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies! It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2024 03:43 PM (6ydKt)

271 DM = Daily Mail

Posted by: WisRich at September 27, 2024 03:43 PM (Qgr0I)

272
I suspect Mark Mitchell of Rasmussen is a reader here so I don't mention it to him on Twitter/X where the trolls would attack me and him. I suspect he knows very well what is going on and has a shit-eating grin every time one of the 'credited' ( vs him who the left has 'discredited' ) slowly slink into alignment with his results.

The 'credited' pollsters will play their games as long as they can because they know they'll be judged only by their final result, days before the election. So the slope for Harris is both slippery and downhill from now until election day.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 27, 2024 03:43 PM (RKVpM)

273 Olberdouche, like Howard Stern, is proof that money doesn’t buy happiness.
Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at September 27, 2024 03:42 PM (dj8Fd)



I'd damn sure love to give it a shot, tho.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

274 RFK is so concerned about health and what you put in your body, yet he goes spelunking in Keith Olberman's old stomping grounds?

Posted by: Frank Barone


To be fair, that would be him putting his body into something.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 27, 2024 03:44 PM (fQmeC)

275 Well at least I know who RFKJr is. Hopefully he's narrowly contained and put to (limited) good use.

Things of course getting spicy in the Levant. Lots 'o rocket fire at northern Israel, though nothing unusual or special. Reportedly IDF now assesses that the Marshmallow Mullah is tits up (meh, as Hezb is quite cooperative - and stupid - in reporting their own losses in detail, we can wait). Also, southern sector commander Israel missed just recently apparently was there as well, so maybe his luck ran out.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 27, 2024 03:44 PM (GcNJ2)

276 A team in the 1800s lost like 136 games.

Other than that the White Sox might soon be second worst alone. 120 losses is toed with another team.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 27, 2024 03:44 PM (ufFY8)

277 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2024 03:36 PM (L/fGl)

That book was published in 16 u believe.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 27, 2024 03:44 PM (eZwyX)

278 268 Posted by: test pattern at September 27, 2024 03:41 PM (WfWuh)

LOL. Insult factory running smoothly I see. Bye.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2024 03:42 PM (MQJVv)

Fen, that's gotta be a troll

Posted by: It's me donna at September 27, 2024 03:44 PM (IyPmt)

279 The chestburster scene in Alien was less horrifying than this.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at September 27, 2024 03:44 PM (NuJDZ)

280
The Keith Olbermann David French hookup would be just see tv.

Posted by: Auspex at September 27, 2024 03:44 PM (j4U/Z)

281 If that ends up playing out, will anyone learn the lesson that VPs don't have favorite son effects on their home states?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

To be fair, Tim Walz would lose a "favorite son" competition if his only other sibling was Chaz Bono.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 27, 2024 03:44 PM (JCZqz)

282 Don't know, but here it is on TMZ.


https://is.gd/rbxpVm
Posted by: Sponge


Wow. Thanks!

Bunk status: Occupied for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 03:44 PM (v6JzV)

283 And it really was a genuine question. What is a demure nude
And I expect I'm not the only woman here who hasn't sent nude pictures, but then I grew up before the texting age.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2024 03:44 PM (MQJVv)

284 Gen, it’s that Olbermann went to the Cornell ag school but pretends he went to Cornell liberal arts school. These twits are obsessed with credentials, so we Mike him for it.


See also how the Left dismissed Christopher Rufo’s Harvard degree because he attended Harvard Extension (night) school.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 27, 2024 03:45 PM (Hkcdp)

285 Miley and I made it through Helene. Damned thing tracked 30 miles east of forecast and put the eyewall right on the upstate sc line. We had tropical storm winds here and it was major pucker factor. Power will be off for days. Cell service is spotty and slow and 911 is down all over the place. This was a once in a 100 yr+ storm and rain event here. Will be back when things get back online.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at September 27, 2024 03:45 PM (ydE0t)

286 Ah, so that's why she identifies as lesbian now.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 27, 2024 03:41 PM (eb5mD)

Olbermann does look like an old lesbian.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at September 27, 2024 03:45 PM (dj8Fd)

287 She sounds like a star fucker.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 27, 2024 03:45 PM (elaR+)

288 You are so smug and superior and tedious. Drop the faux innocent crap. Nobody is that dumb. Although I bet the view from the top of the temple steps is great.

and maybe you're just a pompous tw@t.

ftr, I never sent nudes either because I know how people are

I did send one lingerie pic though, in the yesteryears before photoshop

Posted by: kallisto at September 27, 2024 03:45 PM (dCxaZ)

289 Israel confirms that the strike targeted Nasrallah, and that their analysis suggests that it would be surprising if he survived the attack.

They are going after everyone at the top of the organization.

I hope Hamas officials in Qatar are getting uneasy!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2024 03:45 PM (d9fT1)

290 absolutely no sense of humor. life is tough

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2024 03:45 PM (W2Pud)

291 I love seeing the dems try to pull the "conservative family values!" Shame tactic on a possible R.F.K. Jr. affair.

Hello, it's a Kennedy! They have natural immunity and a natural 20 roll on all saving throws against affairs.

The DNC keeps trying to throw the old playbooks against conservatives or our allies this election cycle and it's not working. You can tell it's driving them nuts!

Posted by: LizLem at September 27, 2024 03:46 PM (X6Ezr)

292 And I expect I'm not the only woman here who hasn't sent nude pictures, but then I grew up before the texting age.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2024 03:44 PM (MQJVv)

There's a first time for everything, I'm just saying.

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2024 03:46 PM (LCr8f)

293 146 Former President Donald Trump thanked a surprised-looking Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky for ending the “impeachment hoax” ahead of their Friday meeting.

“[Zelensky] said, ‘President Trump did absolutely nothing wrong,'” Trump said as Zelensky stood silently by his side ahead of their New York City meeting. “He said it loud and clear, and the impeachment hoax died right there.”
Posted by: SMOD at September 27, 2024 03:24 PM (RHGPo)


Now THAT is what I call epic trolling!

Every scumbag politician and "journalist" who thinks that Zelensky is the next Jesus can't say ANYTHING to refute that statement without trashing Zelensky.

I doff my chapeau to DJT 🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at September 27, 2024 03:46 PM (SRRAx)

294 My idea of demure nude is Ben Shapiros sister holding great handfuls of her magnificent Ashkenazi breasts and saying " Hey! Get a load of these!"

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 27, 2024 03:46 PM (7leMO)

295 Troll clean up on 257
Posted by: 18-1 at September 27, 2024 03:42 PM (oZhjI)

Agreed.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2024 03:46 PM (dGCAG)

296 Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at September 27, 2024 03:45 PM (ydE0t)

glad you guys are OK!

Posted by: kallisto at September 27, 2024 03:46 PM (dCxaZ)

297 But Tim Walz appeals to white, working class men tired of Trump's brand of toxic masculinity!!!
Posted by: Rabid, Deranged
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And David Hogg types.

Posted by: scampydog at September 27, 2024 03:46 PM (uJ65b)

298 It's blackmail, and turtles, well mostly blackmail all the way down.

Posted by: Satire. Not. at September 27, 2024 03:46 PM (YMQqn)

299 She sounds like a star fucker.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 27, 2024 03:45 PM (elaR+)



What? No.....No way. She wouldn't be a leftist whore trolling for money. Not a chance.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

300 Welcome to the People's Republic...

Northampton, Massachusetts is considering a resolution to become a "sanctuary city" for transgender people, which will be voted on by the city council on October 1, 2024. The resolution was introduced by Ward 7 City Councilor Rachel Maiore and Ward 2 City Councilor Deborah Klemer. The goal is to create a safe and welcoming environment for transgender residents and visitors, and to protect gender-affirming and reproductive healthcare. (Boston.com)

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 27, 2024 03:47 PM (TGPs7)

301 And it really was a genuine question. What is a demure nude
And I expect I'm not the only woman here who hasn't sent nude pictures, but then I grew up before the texting age.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2024 03:44 PM (
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See link at post 265

Posted by: WisRich at September 27, 2024 03:47 PM (Qgr0I)

302 256 221 He also banged Krysten Sinema, for a while.

Ah, so that's why she identifies as lesbian now.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell

I believe she's bi...the refuge of woke white women who want to appear progressive and special without requiring any extra work.

The idea of Olbermann screwing women gay is as amusing as it is disgusting.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 27, 2024 03:48 PM (JCZqz)

303 This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late parrot It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies! It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2024 03:43 PM (6ydKt)
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Graham Chapman had the reputation of sitting quietly during Python writing sessions - up until he would speak out with something totally off the wall. One session, they had an idea for a sketch where a man is trying to return a parrot to a pet shop. The others kicked this around for awhile, then Graham said, "What if the parrot's dead?"

Posted by: Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz at September 27, 2024 03:48 PM (VdhcA)

304 Damn!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 27, 2024 03:48 PM (VdhcA)

305 The 'credited' pollsters will play their games as long as they can because they know they'll be judged only by their final result, days before the election. So the slope for Harris is both slippery and downhill from now until election day.
Posted by: Divide by Zero
___

I hope you're right, and Republicans always tend to close much stronger than most polling would have you believe. I think this is intentional, but even Rasmussen had Trump tied with Kamala in PA in the last poll?

Posted by: Blago at September 27, 2024 03:48 PM (wMRY8)

306 I'd damn sure love to give it a shot, tho.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

The flip-flop modeling gig didn't work out?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2024 03:48 PM (d9fT1)

307 286
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at September 27, 2024 03:45 PM (ydE0t)
.......

If you see Jim Cantore, stand behind him and wave.

Posted by: wth at September 27, 2024 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

308 Visegrád 24
@visegrad24
Hezbollah terrorist Hashem Safieddine, the successor of Hassan Nasrallah, has been eliminated.

-
Where have all the flowers gone? Long time passing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2024 03:49 PM (L/fGl)

309 If God didn't intend for me to send people photos of my balls, he would not have put this camera right here on my phone.

Posted by: Part of the Divine Plan at September 27, 2024 03:49 PM (Pr4qS)

310 and to protect gender-affirming and reproductive healthcare. (Boston.com)
Posted by: Mister Ghost


Trannyism destroys the ability to reproduce. How in hell could it be described as "reproductive healthcare."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 03:49 PM (v6JzV)

311
What? No.....No way. She wouldn't be a leftist whore trolling for money. Not a chance.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

I don't think she cares about money.
Just the fame of whose hog she funneled.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 27, 2024 03:49 PM (elaR+)

312
The flip-flop modeling gig didn't work out?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2024 03:48 PM (d9fT1)



Going by my own rules, my feet aren't for public consumption either, like a vast majority of men.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

313 Want to get your blood boiling? Of the 7 million illegals the Biden/Harris admin released into the country, 663,000 have criminal histories. 13,000 were convicted of homicide and 16,000 were convicted of assault. Other countries are emptying their prisons.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 27, 2024 03:49 PM (2UnvF)

314 RFK is cyber belly buddies with Olbermann.

I am sure he can find a good hermitage to join.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2024 03:49 PM (PDf99)

315 And it really was a genuine question. What is a demure nude
And I expect I'm not the only woman here who hasn't sent nude pictures, but then I grew up before the texting age.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2024 03:44 PM (MQJVv)

The word "demure" became a meme not that long ago.

Now that "normies" are using it, the word will fall out of disfavor with the kool kids.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2024 03:49 PM (dGCAG)

316 283 Don't know, but here it is on TMZ.


https://is.gd/rbxpVm
Posted by: Sponge


Wow. Thanks!

Bunk status: Occupied for the foreseeable future.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 03:44 PM (v6JzV)

KILLER lower body, dem legs for days...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at September 27, 2024 03:49 PM (xcxpd)

317 A hit on Hamas in Turkey, though very unlikely, would be vastly more amusing than one in Qatar. Though incremental juicing of Kurdish capabilities is even more infuriating for the imbecilic, taffy-yanking Turks*. And more likely.

* another one stolen from PJ's Foreigners Around the World guide in National Lampoon, mid-70s.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 27, 2024 03:50 PM (GcNJ2)

318 The goal is to create a safe and welcoming environment for transgender residents and visitors, and to protect gender-affirming and reproductive healthcare. (Boston.com)

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 27, 2024 03:47 PM (TGPs7)

That'll certainly improve tourism.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2024 03:50 PM (d9fT1)

319 I saw Hog Funneled open for Course of Empire at Trees in '94.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

320 You are so smug and superior and tedious. Drop the faux innocent crap. Nobody is that dumb. Although I bet the view from the top of the temple steps is great.

and maybe you're just a pompous tw@t.

ftr, I never sent nudes either because I know how people are

I did send one lingerie pic though, in the yesteryears before photoshop
Posted by: kallisto at September 27, 2024 03:45 PM (dCxaZ)
__________

"So did I!"

-- David Hogg

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 27, 2024 03:50 PM (iFTx/)

321 Where have all the flowers gone? Long time passing.
-------
Burned to ashes, every one
When will they ever learn?

Posted by: peter, paul and mohammad at September 27, 2024 03:50 PM (CEzQx)

322 311 and to protect gender-affirming and reproductive healthcare. (Boston.com)
Posted by: Mister Ghost

Trannyism destroys the ability to reproduce. How in hell could it be described as "reproductive healthcare."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

They define abortion the same way, so...

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 27, 2024 03:50 PM (JCZqz)

323 Women who publicly say they are bi are just letting potential suitors that a FMF threesome is a possibility.

Posted by: Advertising at September 27, 2024 03:50 PM (Pr4qS)

324 Eewww

Olbermann?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 27, 2024 03:50 PM (C/v00)

325 What if the parrot's dead?"

Have a plush toy complete with Xs on eyes and nails in feet.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 27, 2024 03:51 PM (jXjfE)

326 Want to get your blood boiling? Of the 7 million illegals the Biden/Harris admin released into the country, 663,000 have criminal histories. 13,000 were convicted of homicide and 16,000 were convicted of assault. Other countries are emptying their prisons.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 27, 2024 03:49 PM (2UnvF)

So basically, Chicago.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2024 03:51 PM (dGCAG)

327 "Other countries are emptying their prisons.
Posted by: Duke Lowell"

I've heard someone else say that. Some guy running for President.

Posted by: fd 49 at September 27, 2024 03:51 PM (vFG9F)

328 I am sure he can find a good hermitage to join.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2024 03:49 PM (PDf99)

He should try the New Camaldoli Hermitage. They make good fruitcake.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 27, 2024 03:51 PM (VGRuw)

329 Nurse just needs to spend more time with the sea otters.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 03:51 PM (v6JzV)

330 I did send one lingerie pic though, in the yesteryears before photoshop
Posted by: kallisto at September 27, 2024 03:45 PM (dCxaZ)
__________

"So did I!"

-- David Hogg
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade

I told you, you're not invited to any parties!!!

Posted by: P. Diddy at September 27, 2024 03:51 PM (JCZqz)

331 Nurse just needs to spend more time with the sea otters.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 03:51 PM (v6JzV)



Meh. She'll be in Texas soon enough.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

332 My boss just announced we can cut out early if we want. If I leave now, maybe I can avoid some of the after-school traffic. I'll try to check in later during Quick Hits or the evening Cafe, whatever it may be.

Posted by: Col. Sanders at the Beginning at September 27, 2024 03:51 PM (J2vNu)

333 Has Joe ordered a floating bridge for Lebanon yet?

Posted by: wth at September 27, 2024 03:52 PM (v0R5T)

334 I did send one lingerie pic though, in the yesteryears before photoshop
Posted by: kallisto at September 27, 2024 03:45 PM (dCxaZ)
__________

"So did I!"

-- David Hogg
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 27, 2024 03:50 PM (iFTx/)

I'd assume there's not even a single shirtless pic of me anywhere on the internets.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2024 03:52 PM (dGCAG)

335 I'll send nude photos to anybody who wants to see them! Just give me your email.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2024 03:52 PM (L/fGl)

336 325 Eewww

Olbermann?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 27, 2024 03:50 PM (C/v00)


I get the impression that sex with him never involves anything remotely resembling a human penis

Posted by: kallisto at September 27, 2024 03:52 PM (dCxaZ)

337 Has Joe ordered a floating bridge for Lebanon yet?
Posted by: wth at September 27, 2024 03:52 PM (v0R5T)

A boat-load of pool floats.

Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2024 03:53 PM (rj6Yv)

338 Yeah, grave-diggers. Pfffft.
When we're done digging, we lay pipe.

Posted by: Sexy sexy ditch-diggers at September 27, 2024 03:53 PM (jOYm0)

339
I get the impression that sex with him never involves anything remotely resembling a human penis
Posted by: kallisto at September 27, 2024 03:52 PM (dCxaZ)



But he'd f*ck him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

340 Going by my own rules, my feet aren't for public consumption either, like a vast majority of men.
Posted by: Sponge

*fistbump*

My feet could be declared a Superfund site.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 03:53 PM (v6JzV)

341 I get the impression that sex with him never involves anything remotely resembling a human penis
Posted by: kallisto at September 27, 2024 03:52 PM (dCxaZ)

Does his stupid head count?

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2024 03:53 PM (LCr8f)

342 If you guys don't stop bickering about nudes, I'm gonna post one, and that'll be the last damn time anyone around here brings this shit up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 27, 2024 03:53 PM (awTae)

343 I was always much more partial to 'coquettish' over 'demure' myself.

But hey, to each their own.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 27, 2024 03:53 PM (6ydKt)

344 If you guys don't stop bickering about nudes, I'm gonna post one, and that'll be the last damn time anyone around here brings this shit up.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 27, 2024 03:53 PM (awTae)



No it won't.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

345 But he'd f*ck him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)


lolol

Posted by: kallisto at September 27, 2024 03:54 PM (dCxaZ)

346 Pushing a narrative:

"Helene is the strongest hurricane on record to slam into Florida's Big Bend region."

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 27, 2024 03:54 PM (CEzQx)

347
Trannyism destroys the ability to reproduce. How in hell could it be described as "reproductive healthcare."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

--------

Transgenders and other deviants reproduce by turning other people's children into deviant pod people.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 27, 2024 03:54 PM (QwK6F)

348 311 forget if Jake, it's Northampton. It's to the left of Brattleboro. Even the Massholes think its weird.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 27, 2024 03:54 PM (7leMO)

349 Why you always gotta pick on Malor? He's long gone.
Posted by: Archimedes


True, but he's part of the Federal clusterf we're in right now.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 27, 2024 03:54 PM (IG4Id)

350 Now, now. We can't have our favorite 'ettes going at it.
Unless they're wearing bikinis.

Posted by: wth at September 27, 2024 03:41 PM (v0R5T)

---------------

Add some jello and I'm in!

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at September 27, 2024 03:54 PM (LbSPz)

351 If you guys don't stop bickering about nudes, I'm gonna post one, and that'll be the last damn time anyone around here brings this shit up.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
......

Please don't go all Ackbar on us.

Posted by: wth at September 27, 2024 03:55 PM (v0R5T)

352 If you guys don't stop bickering about nudes, I'm gonna post one, and that'll be the last damn time anyone around here brings this shit up.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 27, 2024 03:53 PM (awTae)

Sounds like a COB brainstorming session.

Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2024 03:55 PM (rj6Yv)

353 KILLER lower body, dem legs for days...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Except she's not totally nude. She's wearing high heels.

Not that I'm complaining, mind you.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 03:55 PM (v6JzV)

354 I get the impression that sex with him never involves anything remotely resembling a human penis
Posted by: kallisto

Perhaps, but you'd all agree he's a giant dick. Ergo...

Posted by: Olbermann's Conquests at September 27, 2024 03:55 PM (JCZqz)

355 "Helene is the strongest hurricane on record to slam into Florida's Big Bend region."
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 27, 2024 03:54 PM (CEzQx)



They said it was going to be 'unsurviveable' 2 days ago.

They're the reason no one evacuates anymore.

GASLIGHTING. It's what's for dinner.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

356 Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_
BREAKING: In a stunning letter sent to @RepTonyGonzales by ICE, the agency reveals there are currently 13,000+ noncitizens convicted of homicide & 15,000+ noncitizens convicted of sexual assault who are roaming the US as part of ICE’s non-detained docket.

-
I guess the border czar blew a gasket.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2024 03:56 PM (L/fGl)

357 Olivia can rationally carry the nick name "Nutzy" and no one noticed?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2024 03:56 PM (D7oie)

358 353 If you guys don't stop bickering about nudes, I'm gonna post one, and that'll be the last damn time anyone around here brings this shit up.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I stand ready to assist!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 27, 2024 03:56 PM (JCZqz)

359 Trannyism destroys the ability to reproduce. How in hell could it be described as "reproductive healthcare."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

--------

Transgenders and other deviants reproduce by turning other people's children into deviant pod people.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 27, 2024 03:54 PM (QwK6F)

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AKA a cancerous virus.

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at September 27, 2024 03:56 PM (LbSPz)

360 I'll send nude photos to anybody who wants to see them! Just give me your email.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2024 03:52 PM (L/fGl)

Notinthislife@never.org

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2024 03:56 PM (dGCAG)

361 If you guys don't stop bickering about nudes, I'm gonna post one, and that'll be the last damn time anyone around here brings this shit up.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 27, 2024 03:53 PM (awTae)


So you're saying Mannix got the looks in the family?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 03:56 PM (v6JzV)

362 Olivia can rationally carry the nick name "Nutzy" and no one noticed?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2024 03:56 PM (D7oie)



You shit ONE BED......

Posted by: Amber Heard at September 27, 2024 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

363 Florida's Big Bend region.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 27, 2024 03:54 PM (CEzQx

Someone should tell Florida that's not normal.

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2024 03:56 PM (LCr8f)

364
I think this is intentional, but even Rasmussen had Trump tied with Kamala in PA in the last poll?

Posted by: Blago at September 27, 2024 03:48 PM


Seriously, Pennsylvania is such a cluster of fvck I would not believe any poll out of the state. How the hell can you weight respondents from 2% of the land area of the state (Philadelphia) against the peeps in the 98% of the land area of the state? How can you project the ability of Philadelphia to shamelessly go from a historic 80/20 (D) advantage to a 99% (D) result?

I'm hoping Trump doesn't need the state. Honest election? He wins it cleanly - exactly like 2016.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 27, 2024 03:56 PM (RKVpM)

365 Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 27, 2024 03:49 PM (2UnvF)

Nothing like importing your own personal hit squad.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 27, 2024 03:57 PM (eZwyX)

366 If you guys don't stop bickering about nudes, I'm gonna post one, and that'll be the last damn time anyone around here brings this shit up.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 27, 2024 03:53 PM (awTae)

------------------------

Dooooooo eeeeeeet!

Posted by: Trigglypuff at September 27, 2024 03:57 PM (2UnvF)

367 "The sex appeal of grave-diggers."

Yer killin me here, ace.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 27, 2024 03:57 PM (tT6L1)

368
Hey, remember Washingtonienne?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 27, 2024 03:36 PM (Hkcdp)



Yeah, and Teh Ewok had some hilarious posts about her and her blowhard PR flack Ana Marie Cox. Not Kaboom hilarious, but definitely worthy of note.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 27, 2024 03:57 PM (y9nCu)

369 I guess the border czar blew a gasket.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Probably? It's hard to keep track when you're working your way up the ladder! (CACKLE cackle)

Posted by: Kamala Harris at September 27, 2024 03:57 PM (JCZqz)

370 *wakes up from drug induced nap*

So. Some reporter slept with a Kennedy and another guy who claimed to be a reporter. What's the age difference here? 20 years?

Sheesh

*looks for more pain killers*

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2024 03:57 PM (W/lyH)

371 Keith Olbermann or ancient Chinese mummy cheese?

The cheese please.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 27, 2024 03:57 PM (C/v00)

372 Bill Melugin


I always read that as "Bill Melungeon."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 03:57 PM (v6JzV)

373 So you're saying Mannix got the looks in the family?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 03:56 PM (v6JzV)

I'm bargaining from a position of Hideous Strength.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 27, 2024 03:57 PM (awTae)

374 Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_

BREAKING: In a stunning letter sent to @RepTonyGonzales by ICE, the agency reveals there are currently 13,000+ noncitizens convicted of homicide & 15,000+ noncitizens convicted of sexual assault who are roaming the US as part of ICE’s non-detained docket.

-----------------

The ICE Director Didn't Kill Himself.

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at September 27, 2024 03:57 PM (LbSPz)

375 Alright.

Off to NE Tx to see the FiL, and work my ass off on something, I'm sure.

Be excellent to each other.

F*ck Keith Olbermann. F*ck cancer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

376 Olivia can rationally carry the nick name "Nutzy" and no one noticed?
Posted by: Kindltot


I did. Bitch is stealing my schtick.

Posted by: Nutzi Palsy at September 27, 2024 03:58 PM (v0R5T)

377 Am I the only one who looks at Nuzzi and thinks, "Bunny Boiler?"

...and Keith would have supplied the rabbit?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 27, 2024 03:58 PM (tT6L1)

378 It can't be understated that if Trump is even +1 in the polling, he's winning big.

If he's +2 or +3 he's winning bigly.

Even if he's tied or -1, he's probably eeking out a win.

Posted by: Shenanigans at September 27, 2024 03:58 PM (pZ0Mr)

379 Sex appeal of grave diggers?

Burke and Hare have entered Chat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 27, 2024 03:59 PM (C/v00)

380 I guess the border czar blew a gasket.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2024 03:56 PM (L/fGl)

Better that than a seal!

Posted by: Seals Everywhere at September 27, 2024 03:59 PM (VGRuw)

381 This is the Horde. We still talk about carrots in chili.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2024 03:04 PM

Resist we much.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 27, 2024 03:59 PM (z/ifB)

382 In a stunning letter sent to @RepTonyGonzales by ICE, the agency reveals there are currently 13,000+ noncitizens convicted of homicide & 15,000+ noncitizens convicted of sexual assault who are roaming the US as part of ICE’s non-detained docket.

==
28000/400 = 70. As is airplanes. 1 day.

Posted by: runner at September 27, 2024 03:59 PM (V13WU)

383 He's just pinin' for the fjords.
Posted by: andycanuck

he's resting
Posted by: nurse ratched

'Tis but a scratch

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 27, 2024 03:59 PM (fQmeC)

384 Pretty funny twat by Uri Kurlianchik:

I just had a funny thought: if Nasrallah died in this bombing, then the last thing he did in his life was listen to Bibi's speech at the UN.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 27, 2024 03:59 PM (GcNJ2)

385 I saw Hideous Strength open for Puff Daddy at the Nutter Center in '97.

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at September 27, 2024 04:00 PM (LbSPz)

386 .
NOOD

Disney Is Making "Brutal" Payroll Cuts, Again
Plus: All the Woke Entertainment News I've Skipped for a Month

NOOD

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 27, 2024 04:00 PM (O7YUW)

387 .and Keith would have supplied the rabbit?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 27, 2024 03:58 PM (tT6L1)

Of course. KO is a graduate of the Cornell Ag school, so he knows all about raising livestock.

Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2024 04:00 PM (rj6Yv)

388 >>> Trannyism destroys the ability to reproduce. How in hell could it be described as "reproductive healthcare." Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

When a trans man and trans woman love each other very much... the trans woman sticks her female love stick into the trans man's front hole. Nine months later, a gender neutral baby is born! And both of us can chest feed it.

And no, don't ask if that poisonous cocktail of hormones we've been taking will mess up the baby, H8ers.

Posted by: LizLem at September 27, 2024 04:00 PM (olRfD)

389 Boeing has another flight control issue.

Posted by: torabora at September 27, 2024 04:00 PM (sM0Q+)

390
Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Cen

This is a white pill for me. I believe it shows the rats know a sinking ship when they’re on one and now they’re doing the “right” thing when it’s the only play they have.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 27, 2024 04:00 PM (eZwyX)

391 Keith Olbermann or ancient Chinese mummy cheese?

The cheese please.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Century egg?

Posted by: scampydog at September 27, 2024 04:00 PM (uJ65b)

392 BREAKING: In a stunning letter sent to @RepTonyGonzales by ICE, the agency reveals there are currently 13,000+ noncitizens convicted of homicide & 15,000+ noncitizens convicted of sexual assault who are roaming the US as part of ICE’s non-detained docket.


And people wonder why I conceal carry.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2024 04:00 PM (W/lyH)

393 They said it was going to be 'unsurviveable' 2 days ago.

They're the reason no one evacuates anymore.

GASLIGHTING. It's what's for dinner.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

Exactly.

I am so tired of the ceaseless hysteria over...everything.

Mosquitos and hurricanes and food-borne illness and pedestrian deaths and the litany of shit that they want us to obsess over.

The Boy Who Cried Wolf isn't just a cute little story by Aesop.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2024 04:00 PM (d9fT1)

394 I guess the border czar blew a gasket.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice!
......

She also lost her muffler and blew a tire.

Posted by: wth at September 27, 2024 04:01 PM (v0R5T)

395 nood Disney, princesses.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 27, 2024 04:01 PM (CEzQx)

396 If you guys don't stop bickering about nudes, I'm gonna post one, and that'll be the last damn time anyone around here brings this shit up.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


He's ...
too sexy for this blog,
too sexy for this blog,
too sexy for this blog,

too sexy like ... a frog ... prince ... or something ...

Posted by: Adriane the Reptilian Pet Critic . . . at September 27, 2024 04:01 PM (TX4bP)

397 NOTE the comma usage

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 27, 2024 04:01 PM (CEzQx)

398 And people wonder why I conceal carry.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2024 04:00 PM (W/lyH)

100%. Everywhere except inside police stations and courthouses.

At this point I am of the attitude that asking forgiveness is one hell of a lot better planning than asking permission.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2024 04:02 PM (d9fT1)

399 Fox News
@FoxNews
White House declines to say if Iran killing Trump would be an 'act of war'

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It'd be more like using the wrong fork at dinner.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2024 04:02 PM (L/fGl)

400 am I getting this right, Helene is turning into a major storm, with attending rain and winds, but nothing nearly as bad as predicted?

And here I was this morning wondering, while out walking the pooch, if the National Weather Service had changed their storm categories...storm inflation, as it were.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 27, 2024 04:03 PM (tT6L1)

401 In a stunning letter sent to @RepTonyGonzales by ICE, the agency reveals there are currently 13,000+ noncitizens convicted of homicide & 15,000+ noncitizens convicted of sexual assault who are roaming the US as part of ICE’s non-detained docket.

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ICE is tracking over 400,000 known illegal alien criminals -- excluding gotaways -- enough to fill Michigan State's football stadium four times over.

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at September 27, 2024 04:03 PM (LbSPz)

402 2nd Notification:

NOOD (enjoy your schadenfreude about Disney layoffs)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 27, 2024 04:03 PM (O7YUW)

403 The Boy Who Cried Wolf isn't just a cute little story by Aesop.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2024 04:00 PM (d9fT1)
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We're getting excessive heat warnings here in AZ...because it may go over 100. Which is sort of normal for this area.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 27, 2024 04:04 PM (tT6L1)

404 The Germans are embargoing arms sales to Israel...but continuing to sell to Qatar!

The descendants of the Nazis didn't fall too far from the tree.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2024 04:05 PM (d9fT1)

405 Fox News
@FoxNews

White House declines to say if Iran killing Trump would be an 'act of war'

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Per Bongino, there are a lot of rumors around the web that Iran has smuggled SAMs into the country to take down Trump's airplane.

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at September 27, 2024 04:05 PM (LbSPz)

406 Reminds me of gamergate.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 27, 2024 04:07 PM (z/ifB)

407 By which I assume Olbermann means: I contacted someone off-the-record to tell them I banged this woman, and then asked them to publicly ask me about the affair, pretending that they heard about it from someone else.
____________________

bcc: the Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker

Try this, Cory.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2024 04:16 PM (YqDXo)

408 We're getting excessive heat warnings here in AZ...because it may go over 100. Which is sort of normal for this area.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 27, 2024 04:04 PM (tT6L1)
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Ridiculous. It's like warning of drought in SoCal now when it rarely if ever rains before November, and most commonly January/February.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2024 04:19 PM (YqDXo)

409
Journalists in Love.

Imagine a bodice ripper where the characters are all news hacks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2024 04:20 PM (BkEzK)

410 One reason I never try to live out my sex fantasies is, I know I'm not a hot young black lesbian going on a dick-date with her special friend.

What Keith thinks he is, I can't even guess at.

Posted by: Tom Perry at September 27, 2024 04:48 PM (MX0bI)

411 I have to assume that Kweef is being untruthful or that the relationship was non consensual.

Seriously. What woman in her right mind or even her left mind would willingly have carnal relations with Sméagol?

Posted by: Misanthropic Misanthrope at September 27, 2024 06:32 PM (Y2NGV)

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