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You're Not Going to Believe This, But Michael Eric Dyson Thinks He Knows Why People Are Saying He Was Trying to Sext a Woman He's Not Married To

Can you guess why people would say it's inappropriate to sent a flirty, obvious pick-up text to a woman you're not married to, despite being married?

Despite you having called that same woman a racist and white supremacist hours before?

I think you can guess.

It's because you're all racists pushing the racist trope that sometimes black men are attracted to white women with thicc butts.

I mean. Come on. That's just racism straight-up. That's crazytalk squared.


Author Michael Eric Dyson doubled down on his heated on-air clash last month with Rep. Nancy Mace, R-S.C., insisting during a Tuesday appearance on "The View" that he "tried to be nice" to the Republican congresswoman while calling her out for mispronouncing Vice President Kamala Harris' name.

"I tried to be nice to the woman," Dyson said after arguing that times have changed with regard to what people can say to others. "I said, 'You're a wonderful woman' -- I lied -- but I tried to be nice to her and even when I pointed out to her what the repetition of the misnaming of Kamala Harris would do she got defensive, 'Oh, you're calling me a racist.' No."

Actually you called her a gorgeous woman, then said "we look good together" (wink) and then sent a winky emoji and a kissy face emoji.


During a clash on CNN in August, Dyson told Mace, who had mispronounced Harris' first name during the segment, that she was part of the history of disregarding the "humanity of Black people."

...


Dyson called Mace a "bigot" after she raised the text messages during the congressional hearing.

"The ridiculous lies told by Nancy Mace in the effort to smear my name because of her anger at being checked for her insensitive disregard for @VP... I had no intent with her to do anything but be nice," he wrote on X. "And her White women's tears and mendacity are all in the service of lies and distortions. I was wrong about one thing: she IS a bigot and racist."

On "The View" Tuesday, Dyson identified Mace as a "White Christian" and claimed, "White Christians hate themselves for the past wrongs that have been done, and I'm here as a loving Christian to say, let's grapple with that past, acknowledge the historic legacy of supremacy, don't deny it, don't erase it, don't eviscerate it."

Dyson reiterated his comments about "White Christians" during another segment later in the show and responded to Mace's claims of him sending her flirtatious messages.

"When I said White Christians, I meant White evangelical Christians. I'm a Christian minister myself, so I ain't hating. And this is why I try to extend a compliment to Nancy Mace. I wasn't flirting with you. I was trying to be flattering to you," he said.

Co-host Whoopi Goldberg chimed in and said that Dyson could explain it all he wanted to, but that Mace would never understand.

He went on The View to claim she was pushing the racist trope of "the black brute" attempting to pick up "the innocent white woman."

He says he "tried to be nice to the woman."

Yeah I bet you did.

He also called her a racist again, while claiming he hadn't called her a racist and wasn't calling her a racist now. Though he then said methinks she doth protest too much.

You know what that means, right, "professor"? That means you're saying she knows she's a racist so she's overly-aggressively denying it.


Biden also went on The View this week. There, he told America that despite her claims to the contrary, he's delegated power to Kamala Harris on "everything from foreign policy to domestic policy."


That's not really a Trump ad -- yet. This guy takes admissions from Biden and Harris and slaps a "I'm Donald Trump and I approved this message" on to make the point that they're running against their own record.

Whoopie said Trump was "like a bug" -- wait, didn't last month's op claim that Trump was calling illegal aliens "vermin" and that is "straight out of Mein Kampf"? -- and Biden encouraged assassins by then miming killing the "bug."

Posted by: Ace at 06:13 PM




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1 Hi ace

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 26, 2024 06:13 PM (4XwPj)

2
Where da white women at?

Posted by: Blazing Dyson at September 26, 2024 06:14 PM (+oR7L)

3 TRUMP!

I’m glad Megyn Kelly got her eye bleeding problem fixed.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 26, 2024 06:14 PM (NBIe0)

4 I expect Biden to let the longshoreman strike, to torpedo the Harris campaign. He wants her to lose so bad!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2024 06:15 PM (u82oZ)

5 >>>Michael Eric Dyson

Who?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 26, 2024 06:15 PM (i24o9)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2024 06:16 PM (Zz0t1)

7
How did all you people get in before me?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2024 06:16 PM (BkEzK)

8
Did he invoke Emmett Till? Because it is in his nature to try and compare his situation to that.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 26, 2024 06:16 PM (+oR7L)

9 >>It's because you're all racists pushing the racist trope that sometimes black men are attracted to white women with thicc butts.


I worked on a demolition crew in Newark, NJ for 5+ years. Only Mayo Monster on the Crew most of those years...
and if there is one thing I have learned about the average black guy is that they feel obligated to throw a dick in any woman that approaches their orbit.

Looks don't matter.
Size don't matter.
Shape don't matter.

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2024 06:16 PM (QwYay)

10 It's not incitement-incitement.

Posted by: Whoopsi at September 26, 2024 06:17 PM (FnneF)

11 Dyson identified Mace as a "White Christian" and claimed, "White Christians hate themselves for the past wrongs that have been done, and I'm here as a loving Christian to say, let's grapple with that past, acknowledge the historic legacy of supremacy, don't deny it, don't erase it, don't eviscerate it."


Oh, eat a dick up, muthaf*cka.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2024 06:17 PM (Zz0t1)

12 Biden going on The View had to be some form of payback for Kamala's coup.

That ad writes itself.

Posted by: Lacra at September 26, 2024 06:17 PM (4pwAx)

13
I will now deign to read the content.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2024 06:18 PM (BkEzK)

14 It is no trope.

Posted by: Sir Mixalot at September 26, 2024 06:18 PM (ufFY8)

15 So is this three named black dude the dude that talks all the dumb shit about astronomy and physics ... that simply isn't how that shit works ... or another guy ?

I'll be honest ... they all look and sound the same to me.

Posted by: Call It What It Is at September 26, 2024 06:19 PM (R7F1P)

16 5 >>>Michael Eric Dyson

Who?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 26, 2024 06:15 PM (i24o9)

He's not the vacuum cleaner guy. He's the other kind of sucker.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 26, 2024 06:19 PM (r4Wpc)

17
"White Christians hate themselves for the past wrongs that have been done"

__________

We apologize to God, not you, pal.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2024 06:19 PM (BkEzK)

18 That the words thicc and thot exist make me wish for SMOD all the more.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 26, 2024 06:19 PM (RUMEY)

19 The great thing about the View - they are stupid people, hence other stupid people on the show don't feel subconscious about being stupid, and let their freak flags fly.

Every debate I've seen Michael Eric Dyson he's lost BADLY. Jorden Peterson simply demolished him. It's not that he's just wrong, he's a complete idiot as well. How this guy is a professor of anything is a wonder to behold.

Posted by: El Mariachi at September 26, 2024 06:19 PM (nLFEI)

20 Is the general public, normals, tired of not hearing anything but stupid sentences coming out of Kamaala? Surely by now, they know she has no brain.

Posted by: Megthered at September 26, 2024 06:20 PM (VihIQ)

21 Dude, you called her a racist on TV, then slid into her DM's requesting opportunity to slide your D in her M.

Her calling you out is racist? DIAF, racist prick. You set the black race back 400 years.

YEAH I said it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2024 06:20 PM (Zz0t1)

22 Dyson, you idiot! I told you to blame it on global warming!!!

Posted by: Al Gore at September 26, 2024 06:21 PM (FnneF)

23 Dyson is the real victim here. A victim of a white she-devil.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 26, 2024 06:21 PM (NBIe0)

24
I'm pretty sure the CSPAN videographer of Rep. Nancy Mace in session is a straight dude.

NTTAWWT

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 26, 2024 06:21 PM (RKVpM)

25 I like Nancy Mace and I cannot lie.

Posted by: Sir Mixalot at September 26, 2024 06:21 PM (ufFY8)

26 "I tried to be nice to the woman,"

Who do you think you're kidding? Everyone knows this was a digital recreation of Phil Titola and Elaine. You took, ha-ha, It out. Yes siree Bob.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 26, 2024 06:21 PM (aXxgO)

27 Posted by: Call It What It Is at September 26, 2024 06:19 PM (R7F1P)

No; That's Neil deGrasse Tyson.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2024 06:22 PM (MQJVv)

28 It's impossible for a black person to be racist. Reverend Al told me so it must be true.

Just how many black ministers are there?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2024 06:22 PM (LkLld)

29 5

Who?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 26, 2024 06:15 PM (i24o9)

----------

Invented the concept of the Dyson Sphere, an ideal body shape that he's close to achieving.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 26, 2024 06:22 PM (t1fZA)

30 17
"White Christians hate themselves for the past wrongs that have been done"

__________

We apologize to God, not you, pal.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2024 06:19 PM (BkEzK)


Past wrongs, real or invented by the fake victims.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2024 06:22 PM (x0n13)

31 >>Her calling you out is racist? DIAF, racist prick. You set the black race back 400 years.


In about 2 Decades, setting them back100 years would be a favor.

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2024 06:22 PM (QwYay)

32 "The ridiculous lies told by Nancy Mace in the effort to smear my name because of her anger at being checked for her insensitive disregard for @VP... I had no intent with her to do anything but be nice," he wrote on X. "


5 million quatloos this clown is another one who used to loudly say on-camera, "Believe all women!"

Posted by: Gref at September 26, 2024 06:22 PM (aBgBM)

33 Dyson is trying to get his wife off his back. He's getting shit at the house.

He wanted to bang a racist. And in texting blew his whole shtick about her being racist.

Isn't Mace the one who was late to a meeting and said something about being late because she was "mumble, mumble, sex?"

Biden is trying to stab Kamala ( see Jill) and Obama and Nancy in the back for throwing him overboard.

He needs her to lose, otherwise they were right.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 26, 2024 06:22 PM (FxH7T)

34 23 Dyson is the real victim here. A victim of a white she-devil.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 26, 2024 06:21 PM (NBIe0)

Doesn't he win the victim-off by default?

Wait, does a pair of balls beat a pair of boobs?

I think she loses a point for being white, right?

This is harder to score than tennis.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 26, 2024 06:22 PM (RUMEY)

35

Dyson fits right in with Walz's Education pick. That Ibram X. Krement disciple.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2024 06:22 PM (x0n13)

36 Dyson? I have no idea who that fat bag of lipids and failure is.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 26, 2024 06:23 PM (4XwPj)

37 "White Christians hate themselves for the past wrongs that have been done"


I beg The Lord for mercy on my soul for wrongs that I've done. I do not hate myself for them.

I am really trying not to hate you for your racist, anti-Christian bigotry, I will say.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2024 06:23 PM (Zz0t1)

38 Mike Tyson and Mike Dyson face off in the ring.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 26, 2024 06:23 PM (Ad8y9)

39 Apparently there is a kerfuffle or holistic or something about Biden ditching the Israel dual flag for the Ukraine one.

I say -- Fuck these politicians who wear any flag other than the USA on their lapel.

I can't express how much I hate that. It's almost as bad as his dumb monkey face.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 26, 2024 06:23 PM (ieE4o)

40 I hate it when people of the same religion judge other adherents for their supposed lack of fervor.
Only God will judge.
So shut up already.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 26, 2024 06:23 PM (MeG8a)

41 Didn't "eliminationist rhetoric" used to be a thing we were supposed to be careful not to engarin? I guess it's (D)ifferent now.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 26, 2024 06:24 PM (s9EYN)

42 "Co-host Whoopi Goldberg chimed in and said that Dyson could explain it all he wanted to, but that Mace would never understand."

Mansplaining by Whoopi? Yep, checks out.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 26, 2024 06:24 PM (aXxgO)

43 29 5

Who?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 26, 2024 06:15 PM (i24o9)

----------

Invented the concept of the Dyson Sphere, an ideal body shape that he's close to achieving.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 26, 2024 06:22 PM (t1fZA)


No. That was Freeman Dyson.

Posted by: Gref at September 26, 2024 06:24 PM (aBgBM)

44 No one who was flirting with me ever called me a bigot. It seems like poor technique.

Posted by: huerfano at September 26, 2024 06:25 PM (VGOMa)

45 Biden, while yelling like a crazy person, repeats two thoroughly debunked lies in under ten seconds.

1. He taught constitutional law for years. Nope.
2. When the 2nd was originally ratified, you couldn't own a cannon. WRONG!

http://tiny.cc/2imnzz

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2024 06:25 PM (Odg76)

46 The great thing about the View - they are stupid people, hence other stupid people on the show don't feel subconscious about being stupid, and let their freak flags fly.

Every debate I've seen Michael Eric Dyson he's lost BADLY. Jorden Peterson simply demolished him. It's not that he's just wrong, he's a complete idiot as well. How this guy is a professor of anything is a wonder to behold.

Posted by: El Mariachi at September 26, 2024 06:19 PM (nLFEI)

He's a diversity hire. An angry, racist diversity hire who has no redeeming qualities and projects his own racism onto others.

He'd be eating gummy bears out of dudes' asses for greenbacks, if it weren't for the existence of the leftist racial grievance industry, and he knows it.

He's one firing away from going all Christopher Dorner on his colleagues.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 26, 2024 06:25 PM (i24o9)

47 These black race hustlers are the biggest crybaby victims in history. Obama and his wife still play the racism victims card in spite of being elected President twice. That's the definition of insane victimology with a dollop of no self-awareness on top.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 26, 2024 06:25 PM (i514R)

48 >>I beg The Lord for mercy on my soul for wrongs that I've done. I do not hate myself for them.

I am really trying not to hate you for your racist, anti-Christian bigotry, I will say.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2024 06:23 PM

Yes, wrongs that I have done. I can't apologize for anyone else.

Posted by: huerfano at September 26, 2024 06:26 PM (VGOMa)

49 You know what we do to BUGS, don't you?

Posted by: Bloodthirsty Joe Biden! at September 26, 2024 06:26 PM (uxCna)

50
1. He taught constitutional law for years. Nope.
2. When the 2nd was originally ratified, you couldn't own a cannon. WRONG!

http://tiny.cc/2imnzz
Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2024 06:25 PM (Odg76)


"Shall not be infringed" means a whole lot different to your demented ass than it does me, it seems.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2024 06:26 PM (Zz0t1)

51 "The ridiculous lies told by Nancy Mace..."

She made public his own texts. That's it.

How fucking brain dead is this guy? His texts would have gotten him an HR visit in pretty much any company in America these days.

Posted by: What a Dumbass at September 26, 2024 06:27 PM (44PAK)

52
I expect Biden to let the longshoreman strike, to torpedo the Harris campaign. He wants her to lose so bad!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2024 06:15 PM

It should end quickly, after all a 77% increase in pay is what most employees receive under Bidenomics, right?

/ seriously? Stock up on shit

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 26, 2024 06:27 PM (RKVpM)

53 Jack Poso @JackPosobiec 2h
Swing States Poll by Emerson College

Pennsylvania - TIE 50-50%
Michigan - TIE 50-50%
Wisconsin - TIE 50-50%
Georgia - Trump 51-49%
Arizona - TIE 50-50%
Nevada - TIE 50-50%
North Carolina - TIE 50-50%

6,483 LV | 9/15-18

DC_Draino @DC_Draino 2h
How much you want to bet Emerson had Trump winning almost all these swing states so they just tweaked them all to “ties”?
Can’t upset Queen Kamala!

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 26, 2024 06:27 PM (CEzQx)

54 >>No one who was flirting with me ever called me a bigot. It seems like poor technique.


Better off telling a chick you like her big nose.

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2024 06:27 PM (QwYay)

55 I'm a Christian minister myself, so I ain't hating.

BWAH ha ha ha ha!
I'm cryin', here.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 26, 2024 06:27 PM (vPgYw)

56 "And her White women’s tears and mendacity are all in the service of lies and distortions. I was wrong about one thing: she IS a bigot and racist."

I'm beginning to think that claims of racism are a shield for leftist's moral failings. Just beginning to, mind you.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2024 06:27 PM (IG4Id)

57 Shoe @samosaur 2h
Two independent sources have provided corroborating reporting to our team stating 9 surface to air missiles have entered the U.S. through a New Mexico border point of entry. The intended recipients of these weapons are 3 teams operating within the U.S. whose intent is to target President Trump’s airplane.

As Doc stated, the appropriate authorities have been notified. I’m posting this in conjunction with @DocPeteChambers post since he’s gone public with the information.

DC_Draino @DC_Draino 37m
Is this why Kamala kept the border open?

So foreign enemies could smuggle Stinger missiles into the US to take out her opponent?

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 26, 2024 06:27 PM (CEzQx)

58 Dyson? Like the vacuum?

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 26, 2024 06:28 PM (hoCmQ)

59 Octaroon at most...

(I denounce myself.)

Posted by: Beverly at September 26, 2024 06:28 PM (Epeb0)

60 These black race hustlers are the biggest crybaby victims in history.

Oprah. That evil, racist country where she became the biggest TV star and became worth a billion dollars continues to be irremediably racist, and needs to be purged with fire.

Posted by: Bloodthirsty Joe Biden! at September 26, 2024 06:28 PM (uxCna)

61 As per the previous thread:

New York Post @nypost 2h
Kamala Harris roasted for latest ‘word salad’ during softball MSNBC interview
trib.al/F33Vn4b

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 26, 2024 06:28 PM (CEzQx)

62 Michael Eric Dyson is the Ibrahim Kendi of Marc Lamont Hills

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 26, 2024 06:29 PM (BVwxa)

63 White Christians hate themselves for the past wrongs that have been done

Fact Check: FALSE

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 26, 2024 06:29 PM (vPgYw)

64 52
I expect Biden to let the longshoreman strike, to torpedo the Harris campaign. He wants her to lose so bad!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2024 06:15 PM

It should end quickly, after all a 77% increase in pay is what most employees receive under Bidenomics, right?

/ seriously? Stock up on shit

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 26, 2024 06:27 PM (RKVpM)


Especially bananas if you want bananas. Not kidding. Most bananas ship to ports that will be hit hard by a strike.

Posted by: Gref at September 26, 2024 06:29 PM (aBgBM)

65 >>So foreign enemies could smuggle Stinger missiles into the US to take out her opponent?


Why do you think we hand them out like Halloween Candy all over the 3rd World?

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2024 06:29 PM (QwYay)

66 sometimes black men are attracted to white women with thicc butts.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at September 26, 2024 06:29 PM (a3Q+t)

67 DC_Draino @DC_Draino 7h
Mayor Eric Adams has been charged with 5 different federal crimes mostly related to soliciting and receiving foreign campaign money

Just wait until Trump’s DOJ starts digging into ActBlue money laundering

Precedent has been set!

DC_Draino @DC_Draino 5h
Are they really indicting the sitting Mayor of NYC for the first time in US history over business class flight upgrades?

Really?

This reeks of the same political targeting used in Trump’s trial where they indicted a US President over accounting entries

Both men oppose the open borders agenda

Do the math

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 26, 2024 06:29 PM (CEzQx)

68 Dyson? Like the vacuum?
Posted by: olddog in mo

No, different sphere. Just another race-baiting computer genius.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2024 06:29 PM (IG4Id)

69 Cernovich @Cernovich 1h
The case against Eric Adams is chickenshit stuff. Nothing like Menendez. Adams is being taken out by the regime so that they can install a far left wing Soros stooge. New York is about to really burn.

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 9m
Hypothetically, could a Mayor Adams endorsement of Trump -- because of the migrant crisis -- give Trump New York state in the election?

I wonder if Mayor Adams ever privately threatened to change sides because he was being ignored by his party on the city's biggest challenge.

He's gonna notice Trump supporters are taking his side in the lawfare case against him.

The pirate ship beckons.

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 24m
9 million citizens of NYC and Biden won the state in 2020 by 2 million.

James Engelbrecht @jaemdpc 28m Replying to @ScottAdamsSays
Hopefully he'll have that epiphany soon. One sentence like "we didn't have this problem when Trump was the President" would have seismic effect on election in NY as well as his own future.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 26, 2024 06:29 PM (CEzQx)

70 I tried watching The View.

It was horrifying. Not funny. Not thought provoking. Not intelligent. I really tried, because I work with people who think like they do. And I want to try to understand where they are coming from.

Then I tried again. Same result.

Day drinking. I passed out by 3pm.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 26, 2024 06:29 PM (W2Pud)

71 42 "Co-host Whoopi Goldberg chimed in and said that Dyson could explain it all he wanted to, but that Mace would never understand."

Mansplaining by Whoopi? Yep, checks out.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 26, 2024 06:24 PM (aXxgO)



Fat Albert Speer. She needs a Winnie Mandela necklace.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2024 06:30 PM (x0n13)

72 >>Michael Eric Dyson is the Ibrahim Kendi of Marc Lamont Hills


Close her up. We're done here.

THREADWINNER

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2024 06:30 PM (QwYay)

73
O my God, I am heartily sorry for having offended You and I detest all my sins, not because of the loss of Heaven and the pains of Hell, but because they offend You, my God, who are all Good and deserving of my love. I firmly resolve, with the help of Your Grace, to sin no more and to avoid the near occasions of sin.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2024 06:30 PM (BkEzK)

74 So foreign enemies could smuggle Stinger missiles into the US to take out her opponent?

Blowing up the aircraft of your political opponent is a valid strategy!

No Prigozhin, no problem!

Posted by: Vladmir Vladmirovich Putin! at September 26, 2024 06:30 PM (uxCna)

75 RE: Swing States Poll by Emerson College

Yeah, that's legit. There's simply no variation in every swing state. All perfectly weighted to reflect the various regional constituencies. What a load. They're not even lying well now.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 26, 2024 06:30 PM (aXxgO)

76 She made public his own texts. That's it.

How fucking brain dead is this guy? His texts would have gotten him an HR visit in pretty much any company in America these days.
Posted by: What a Dumbass at September 26, 2024 06:27 PM (44PAK)


He's a part of the leftist establishment. He will not be held accountable for his bullshit lies.

The world missed grand opportunity to give his ass a beatdown or two in his youth.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2024 06:31 PM (Zz0t1)

77 I thought sexting was sending nude or semi nude pictures by text message (And no; I've never done this) So as obnoxious as this guy is, it just sounds like flirting by text message

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2024 06:31 PM (MQJVv)

78 36 Dyson? I have no idea who that fat bag of lipids and failure is.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 26, 2024 06:23 PM (4XwPj)

*snort

Poetry

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at September 26, 2024 06:31 PM (OX9vb)

79 52 / seriously? Stock up on shit

better to stock up on food. can always create shit from the food as usual.

Posted by: anachronda at September 26, 2024 06:31 PM (sGtp+)

80 >>Michael Eric Dyson is the Ibrahim Kendi of Marc Lamont Hills

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 26, 2024 06:29 PM

What happened to Lamont? He used to be good for a laugh.

Posted by: huerfano at September 26, 2024 06:31 PM (VGOMa)

81 Dammit. I hope Trump and Vance don't travel together. Pray for DJT, and all traveling with him. We are looking at two drastically different futures.

Posted by: fd at September 26, 2024 06:31 PM (vFG9F)

82 Bracing up for flooding here. Downpours yesterday have the ground saturated, and some road closures already.

I've dealt with these things over the years, and am fairly well prepared. Too lazy to haul the generator out...yet. We'll see.

Minor miracle: I broke out the Coleman stove, anticipating that I would have to do a near-rebuild to get it under way. It fired off immediately. and cleanly...with 15 year-old fuel in it. I am amazed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2024 06:31 PM (XeU6L)

83 He'd be eating gummy bears out of dudes' asses for greenbacks

Good work, if you can get it.

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 26, 2024 06:32 PM (44PAK)

84 @80 Lamont (not ours) is busy letting his anti-Semitic, pro terrorist freak flag fly.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 26, 2024 06:32 PM (BVwxa)

85
Neil Degrasse Tyson = Michael Eric Dyson

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 26, 2024 06:33 PM (NtVYv)

86 83 He'd be eating gummy bears out of dudes' asses for greenbacks

Good work, if you can get it.
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 26, 2024 06:32 PM (44PAK)


Chasten's fistula!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2024 06:33 PM (x0n13)

87 The Kiffness @TheKiffness 6h
I can confirm that Meta has taken "Eating the Cats" off their platform because they told my distributor I didn't have the rights or license to use Trumps voice 🤷🏻‍♂️

Why would they would specifically target my remix while there's an entire catalogue of other remixes to eat?

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 26, 2024 06:33 PM (CEzQx)

88 57...Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 26, 2024 06:27 PM (CEzQx)

OMG

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 26, 2024 06:33 PM (vPgYw)

89 nurse ratched: "I tried watching The View."

Are you insane? It's a vaccuum of horrid stupidity that bends space time. I can't believe you made it out alive.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 26, 2024 06:33 PM (aXxgO)

90 Posted by: fd at September 26, 2024 06:31 PM (vFG9F)

Thanks for the reminder; I pray for them everyday.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2024 06:33 PM (MQJVv)

91 >>Minor miracle: I broke out the Coleman stove, anticipating that I would have to do a near-rebuild to get it under way. It fired off immediately. and cleanly...with 15 year-old fuel in it. I am amazed.


Those things are amazing. Always work.

I've used a Peak 442 for 30+ years now. Never once did I have an issue.

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2024 06:33 PM (QwYay)

92 What happened to Lamont? He used to be good for a laugh.
Posted by: huerfano at September 26, 2024 06:31 PM (VGOMa)

I saw that dumbass somewhere on TV lately, what a dolt

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 26, 2024 06:33 PM (NtVYv)

93
This Black, bearded Winnie the Pooh looking mofo has so little game, that-

"You're a racist if you don't bang me!" is it.

Pitiful, but it probably works often enough for him to keep trying it.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 26, 2024 06:33 PM (eDfFs)

94 Speaking of embarrassments

@RNCResearch 43m
Biden starts randomly screaming again: "Never was the Second Amendment meant to be absolute! Back when it was passed, you could not own a cannon! No, I'm not joking!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2024 06:34 PM (IG4Id)

95 I can't imagine a more heinous crime than accepting a free business class upgrade!

Posted by: Merrick Garland! at September 26, 2024 06:34 PM (uxCna)

96 I didn't even know that Michael Eric Dyson (what kind of an asshole uses three names?) was a person of enhanced melanin.

Is it permissible to think he was a f*cking pig and an asshole if I didn't know that?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 26, 2024 06:35 PM (d9fT1)

97
Dyson's a gangsta wannabe who's too much of a pussy to actually dress gangsta. I saw a photo of him a couple of days ago at a big white-people shindig wearing a baggy suit like a gangsta going to Yale. I'm a blue-collar college dropout and even I know enough to get a suit properly tailored.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 26, 2024 06:35 PM (y9nCu)

98 *types* *pauses*

They are beyond the pale, no longer fit for being part of Human civilisation. By their actions they show their evil.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2024 06:36 PM (ca/LS)

99 if there is one thing I have learned about the average black guy is that they feel obligated to throw a dick in any woman that approaches their orbit.

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2024 06:16 PM (QwYay)

How did you manage to fend them off for five years?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 26, 2024 06:36 PM (d9fT1)

100
"Back when it was passed, you could not own a cannon! No, I'm not joking!"

__________

I thought the Wells Fargo wagon brought them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2024 06:36 PM (BkEzK)

101 "Minor miracle: I broke out the Coleman stove, anticipating that I would have to do a near-rebuild to get it under way. It fired off immediately. and cleanly...with 15 year-old fuel in it. I am amazed.
Posted by: Mike Hammer"

That's good to hear. I've got an unopened can of Coleman fuel that is about 30 years old, and a stove that hasn't been used in that long either.

Posted by: fd at September 26, 2024 06:36 PM (vFG9F)

102 "You don't sweat much for a fat girl" got me plenty of action back in the Jazz Age.

Posted by: Randy Senior Citizen at September 26, 2024 06:36 PM (CV8a5)

103 @96 the are f*cking pigs and assholes even amongst the melanin challenged

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 26, 2024 06:36 PM (BVwxa)

104 If biden was serious about gun legislation, he would make an example of Hunter and throw his ass in jail. yesterday.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 26, 2024 06:36 PM (W2Pud)

105 >>>better to stock up on food. can always create shit from the food as usual.
Posted by: anachronda at September 26, 2024 06:31 PM (sGtp+)

Does this mean what I think it means?

Posted by: Max Power at September 26, 2024 06:37 PM (q177U)

106 I first read "White Christians" as "White Christmas". I figured this idiot was insinuating that Bing Crosby also was racist.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 26, 2024 06:37 PM (Vyll1)

107 >>what kind of an asshole uses three names?

>>Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I mean you threw a hanger right over the plate.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2024 06:37 PM (LkLld)

108 Not own a cannon?

Lexington and Concord's militias muster with their private cannons to face the Red Coats.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2024 06:37 PM (ca/LS)

109 CharlieBrown'sDildo: "How did you manage to fend them off for five years?"

Steel-Toed Crocs.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 26, 2024 06:38 PM (aXxgO)

110 94 @RNCResearch 43m
Biden starts randomly screaming again: "Never was the Second Amendment meant to be absolute! Back when it was passed, you could not own a cannon! No, I'm not joking!"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2024 06:34 PM (IG4Id)

Fake news! Misinformation! You could, in fact, own a cannon.

Posted by: Piper at September 26, 2024 06:38 PM (p4NUW)

111 I tried watching The View.

So did I. Once. Couldn't quite grok what I had subjected myself to, so I turned it off before my head exploded. What a cultural and intellectual train wreck.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 26, 2024 06:38 PM (mH6SG)

112 Are you insane? It's a vaccuum of horrid stupidity that bends space time. I can't believe you made it out alive.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 26, 2024 06:33 PM (aXxgO)

She is now. Sad!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at September 26, 2024 06:39 PM (OX9vb)

113 Would rather watch my feet being eaten by hogs than The View.

Posted by: Sifty at September 26, 2024 06:39 PM (BORNO)

114 >>How did you manage to fend them off for five years?


I have a couple of funny stories for you on that front.

Back then I had really long hair and black guys would walk up on me all the time, assuming I was a chick.

At 6' 2" and 220, I stand by my assessment.

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2024 06:39 PM (QwYay)

115 You can still own a cannon.

Posted by: fd at September 26, 2024 06:39 PM (vFG9F)

116 Back when it was passed, you could not own a cannon! No, I'm not joking!"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2024 06:34 PM (IG4Id

You're not joking you're lying

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2024 06:39 PM (IyPmt)

117 DC_Draino @DC_Draino 2h
How much you want to bet Emerson had Trump winning almost all these swing states so they just tweaked them all to “ties”?
Can’t upset Queen Kamala!
----
Well, of course she's winning. Everyone knows the tip-top, #1, very most important issue to swing voters is Ukraine.
That's why the Dems held two major events in the last 2 days to highlight Ukraine.

No, wait. That's not quite right.
It's an important issue to AWFL's, the ones who changed their social media profile pic to the Ukraine flag a few years back.

Remember: The main reason the kicked Joe was the down-ballot bloodbath (we can still say that, right?). She was the tourniquet.
And early voting has started.
"Shoring up the AWFL vote" isn't a good sign, at this late date, eh?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 26, 2024 06:39 PM (s+L6B)

118 Breaking911 @Breaking911 10m
BREAKING: Helene is now a Cat 4 hurricane
She’s a monster!

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 26, 2024 06:39 PM (CEzQx)

119 what kind of an asshole uses three names?

Robert Louis Stevenson did, but he wasn't an asshole.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2024 06:39 PM (MQJVv)

120 I think we all know what flies tend to buzz around, land on, hop off - steaming piles of s*%t - suits Whoopee Cushion and Pres. Pantload perfectly.

Posted by: DougT at September 26, 2024 06:40 PM (FGQ01)

121 I mean you threw a hanger right over the plate.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2024 06:37 PM (LkLld)

I'm not a Mets pitcher!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 26, 2024 06:40 PM (d9fT1)

122 Swing voters want to know how they can afford dinner.

Not whether Ukraine has enough money.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 26, 2024 06:40 PM (s+L6B)

123 Mace is definitely CILFY, but hardly the top of the heap.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2024 06:41 PM (dGCAG)

124 >>Robert Louis Stevenson did, but he wasn't an asshole.


Neither was Pablo Picasso.

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2024 06:41 PM (QwYay)

125 Dyson thinks he's Shaft but he's a short, tubby dude who wears sneakers with a suit. No game, tubbs.

Posted by: Miss Lindsey at September 26, 2024 06:41 PM (T44gN)

126 105 >>>better to stock up on food. can always create shit from the food as usual.
Posted by: anachronda at September 26, 2024 06:31 PM (sGtp+)

Does this mean what I think it means?

if you are what you eat, then you were what you excrete.

Posted by: anachronda at September 26, 2024 06:41 PM (sGtp+)

127 At 6' 2" and 220, I stand by my assessment.

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2024 06:39 PM (QwYay)

4" pumps don't count!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 26, 2024 06:41 PM (d9fT1)

128 Do. Not. Want.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 26, 2024 06:41 PM (tnqwu)

129 "what kind of an asshole uses three names?"

A name so nice I use it thrice.

Posted by: Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed at September 26, 2024 06:41 PM (vFG9F)

130 Eating gummy bears out of guys asses - that's one of my career choices after I leave government - Pete Buttgiggle

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 26, 2024 06:41 PM (BVwxa)

131
@RNCResearch 43m
Biden starts randomly screaming again: "Never was the Second Amendment meant to be absolute! Back when it was passed, you could not own a cannon! No, I'm not joking!"



He's correct. It's right there in the amendment text, next to the words "hunting" and "musket".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 26, 2024 06:42 PM (y9nCu)

132 Gerard Manly Hopkins

But he wasn't an asshole either, just depressed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2024 06:42 PM (MQJVv)

133 I kind of hate the three name bullshit.

Why do we have to say Amy Coney Barret, or Neil Degrasse Tyson all the time?

Should I use my middle name all the time?

Posted by: Pugsley Hudson Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 26, 2024 06:42 PM (Ad8y9)

134
I've used a Peak 442 for 30+ years now. Never once did I have an issue.
Posted by: garrett
-------
This is a Peak One 400. Has traveled with me motorcycle camping for (?) 40 years.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2024 06:43 PM (XeU6L)

135 How much you want to bet Emerson had Trump winning almost all these swing states so they just tweaked them all to “ties”?

********************

I actually researched the statistical odds:

p6 =(0.01) 6=1×10−12

The odds of seeing a perfect tie in 6 states is equivalent to a 0.0000000001% chance.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at September 26, 2024 06:43 PM (M7vhK)

136 106 I first read "White Christians" as "White Christmas". I figured this idiot was insinuating that Bing Crosby also was racist.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle

Bing Crosby was a great friend of Louis Armstrong from the 20s to the end of his life.

Posted by: Der Bingle at September 26, 2024 06:43 PM (CV8a5)

137 The Kiffness @TheKiffness 6h
I can confirm that Meta has taken "Eating the Cats" off their platform because they told my distributor I didn't have the rights or license to use Trumps voice


You have to have permission to show a clip of a political candidate?

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at September 26, 2024 06:43 PM (SfhV1)

138 If only Miles Dyson focused on racism, then he never would have created Skynet!

Posted by: Crazy at September 26, 2024 06:43 PM (xZjrU)

139 #67 and #69 update!

Breaking911 @Breaking911 58m
TRUMP ON NYC MAYOR ERIC ADAMS: "I watched about a year ago when he talked about how the illegal migrants are hurting our city...and I said, 'you know what, he'll be indicted within a year.' And I was exactly right."

"That's what they do. These are dirty players."

https://tinyurl.com/ya9haacm
1:41 minutes; 'justice' corruption.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 26, 2024 06:44 PM (CEzQx)

140 The only time all three names are used is by your mom when you're in deep shit.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 26, 2024 06:44 PM (W2Pud)

141 There, now I feel better.

Posted by: No Torious BFD at September 26, 2024 06:44 PM (mH6SG)

142 Funny side note: It's legal, last I looked, to own a Gatling gun in CA.

Can you imagine the reaction if the numbskull gun grabbers ever really took a look at the amount of firepower a Gatling gun produces even with a hand crank?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 26, 2024 06:44 PM (tT6L1)

143 133 I kind of hate the three name bullshit.

Why do we have to say Amy Coney Barret, or Neil Degrasse Tyson all the time?

Should I use my middle name all the time?
Posted by: Pugsley Hudson Mahon, Telling

Avoid the south at all costs.

Posted by: Piper at September 26, 2024 06:44 PM (p4NUW)

144 Ace of Spades.

These three name guys are everywhere!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 26, 2024 06:44 PM (RUMEY)

145 I kind of hate the three name bullshit.

Why do we have to say Amy Coney Barret, or Neil Degrasse Tyson all the time?

Should I use my middle name all the time?
Posted by: Pugsley
------
This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Keisha Lance Bottoms at September 26, 2024 06:44 PM (XeU6L)

146 Michael Eric Dyson

He was good in 'The Green Mile'.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 26, 2024 06:44 PM (P0l2S)

147 If you really fill the ass with a lot of gummy bears, it seems like you'd just be eating gummy bears on top of other gummy bears for a while before the ass even entered the equation. So, properly done, it is probably Leviticus-compliant.

Posted by: The Pope of Cisnormativity at September 26, 2024 06:44 PM (44PAK)

148 140 The only time all three names are used is by your mom when you're in deep shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 26, 2024 06:44 PM (W2Pu

Oh yeah

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2024 06:44 PM (IyPmt)

149 Al A Bama

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 26, 2024 06:45 PM (RUMEY)

150 >>>136 106 I first read "White Christians" as "White Christmas". I figured this idiot was insinuating that Bing Crosby also was racist.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle

Well, Christmas is coming soon....

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 26, 2024 06:45 PM (tnqwu)

151 Yeah, middle names are reserved for serial killers and mass murderers.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 26, 2024 06:46 PM (RUMEY)

152 I could use my middle name, but all of the gub owners would feel compelled to genuflect.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2024 06:46 PM (XeU6L)

153 Would you rather watch The View or listen to Vogon poetry?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 26, 2024 06:46 PM (BVwxa)

154 You want names find a Russian, they all seem to go by 3 or 4 full names, at least long ago they did.

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2024 06:46 PM (fwDg9)

155 Inciting people to kill Trump, or his supports, simply is NOT violence. It's love.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 26, 2024 06:46 PM (1bNHn)

156 No one who was flirting with me ever called me a bigot. It seems like poor technique.
Posted by: huerfano at September 26, 2024 06:25 PM (VGOMa)

The pickup artists will tell you to lightly insult the woman. Be playful about it (why would you wear those shoes with that outfit; you're kind of clumsy, aren't you; I'm trying to decide if I like your voice or not; etc).

Calling the gal a bigot seems a bit excessive.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2024 06:46 PM (dGCAG)

157 The Kiffness @TheKiffness 6h
I can confirm that Meta has taken "Eating the Cats" off their platform because they told my distributor I didn't have the rights or license to use Trumps voice

Dear Mr. Zuckerberg,

If you would like us to believe you are making a turn toward the right, and by default stop drawing eyebrows on you, you should consider behaving as such.

Sincerely

Piper Lou Smith

Posted by: Piper at September 26, 2024 06:46 PM (p4NUW)

158 I could use my middle name, but all of the gub owners would feel compelled to genuflect.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2024 06:46 PM (XeU6L)
---------------

Seems odd your middle name would be "Gaston."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 26, 2024 06:47 PM (tT6L1)

159 "TRUMP! I’m glad Megyn Kelly got her eye bleeding problem fixed."

Yeah, he said eyes, and ... "whatever". So Megyn assumed "whatever" has to mean vagina, because bleeding from the eyes is Just Like Bleeding From One's Vagina". "Trump Hates Independent Women .. Like ME."

No Megyn, bleeding from the eyes, and maybe ears (as I think Trump later said). Megyn is pretty good now, but her schtick is being the anti-establishment journalist. At the time she was the Trump assassin, and she relished the role.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 26, 2024 06:47 PM (Cus5s)

160 Leading Report @LeadingReport 37m
BREAKING: Former President Trump has just called on Nancy Pelosi to be prosecuted for insider trading.
---------
Is Eyepatch McCain next??

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 26, 2024 06:47 PM (CEzQx)

161 Vogon poetry

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2024 06:48 PM (ca/LS)

162 Leading Report @LeadingReport 37m
BREAKING: Former President Trump has just called on Nancy Pelosi to be prosecuted for insider trading.
---------
Is Eyepatch McCain next??
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 26, 2024 06:47 PM (CEzQx)
----------

I'm okay with selective prosecution. Works both ways, right?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 26, 2024 06:48 PM (tT6L1)

163 160 Leading Report @LeadingReport 37m
BREAKING: Former President Trump has just called on Nancy Pelosi to be prosecuted for insider trading.
---------
Is Eyepatch McCain next??
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 26, 2024 06:47 PM (CEzQx)

If they get Nancy, then all of congress is in big trouble.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 26, 2024 06:48 PM (RUMEY)

164 151 Yeah, middle names are reserved for serial killers and mass murderers.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 26, 2024 06:46 PM (RUMEY)


Sarah Michelle Gellar?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2024 06:49 PM (x0n13)

165 So while The View is oft-cited all through the media ecosystem, they have something like 100k daily viewers.

There are randos on the YouTube that get that many.

But, retardo-splaining Axios Deeper, the sitting President is going on a daytime gab fest that maybe 100k will see?

Axios Deeper -n- Harder, the guy with worse disapprove than Trump, the guy Harris is running away from, the guy who dropped out of the race 'cause he got so embarrassed? That's who they are trotting out instead of Harris?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 26, 2024 06:49 PM (s+L6B)

166 Are you insane? It's a vaccuum of horrid stupidity that bends space time. I can't believe you made it out alive.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 26, 2024 06:33 PM

What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Democratic Underground at September 26, 2024 06:49 PM (a3Q+t)

167 >>>BREAKING: Former President Trump has just called on Nancy Pelosi to be prosecuted for insider trading.

That would be the chef's kiss to that whole battle.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 26, 2024 06:49 PM (i24o9)

168 164 151 Yeah, middle names are reserved for serial killers and mass murderers.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 26, 2024 06:46 PM (RUMEY)


Sarah Michelle Gellar?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2024 06:49 PM (x0n13

Exactly.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 26, 2024 06:49 PM (RUMEY)

169 Vogon poetry
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2024 06:48 PM (ca/LS)
-----------
Oh freddled gruntbuggly
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblogits
On a lurgid bee.

Posted by: Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz at September 26, 2024 06:49 PM (VdhcA)

170 Smell the Glove: "Would you rather watch The View or listen to Vogon poetry?"

Vogon = one alien
The View == five+ aliens

I'm going with the Vogon without reservation.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 26, 2024 06:49 PM (aXxgO)

171 The only time all three names are used is by your mom when you're in deep shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 26, 2024 06:44 PM (W2Pu

there were seven of us kids. Mom would yell out names in order when one of us was in trouble.

I am the oldest kid.

Posted by: Pugsley Hudson Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 26, 2024 06:50 PM (Ad8y9)

172 BREAKING: ACE MISSED

Leading Report @LeadingReport 39m
BREAKING: U.S. Marshals are in a manhunt for Fani Willis’ lover, Nathan Wade, who is supposed to testify at a hearing tomorrow but is now reportedly missing.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 26, 2024 06:50 PM (CEzQx)

173 Bucky F**king Dent

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 26, 2024 06:50 PM (BVwxa)

174 One of the best names evah..

Royal Navy officer during World War II - Manley Power.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2024 06:50 PM (ca/LS)

175 172 BREAKING: ACE MISSED

Leading Report @LeadingReport 39m
BREAKING: U.S. Marshals are in a manhunt for Fani Willis’ lover, Nathan Wade, who is supposed to testify at a hearing tomorrow but is now reportedly missing.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 26, 2024 06:50 PM (CEzQx)

Have they checked her bedroom?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 26, 2024 06:50 PM (RUMEY)

176 Leading Report @LeadingReport 39m
BREAKING: U.S. Marshals are in a manhunt for Fani Willis’ lover, Nathan Wade, who is supposed to testify at a hearing tomorrow but is now reportedly missing.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 26, 2024 06:50 PM (CEzQx)
----------------

Check Hillary's basement.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 26, 2024 06:50 PM (tT6L1)

177 Bing Crosby was a great friend of Louis Armstrong from the 20s to the end of his life.

Posted by: Der Bingle at September 26, 2024 06:43 PM (CV8a5)

And Louis Armstrong spoke Yiddish and had close connections to the Jewish community.

It's almost as if people can't really be pigeonholed according to their races!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 26, 2024 06:51 PM (d9fT1)

178 If they get Nancy, then all of congress is in big trouble.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 26, 2024 06:48 PM (RUMEY)

Stop it, I'm at work, I can't be this aroused and pretend to work effectively.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2024 06:51 PM (dGCAG)

179 BREAKING: U.S. Marshals are in a manhunt for Fani Willis’ lover, Nathan Wade, who is supposed to testify at a hearing tomorrow but is now reportedly missing.
Posted by: andycanuck
---------

Careful men, he's armed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2024 06:51 PM (XeU6L)

180 172 BREAKING: ACE MISSED

Leading Report @LeadingReport 39m
BREAKING: U.S. Marshals are in a manhunt for Fani Willis’ lover, Nathan Wade, who is supposed to testify at a hearing tomorrow but is now reportedly missing.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 26, 2024 06:50 PM (CEzQx)


wADE's feet are weighed down in cement so he can confab with Luca Brasi.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2024 06:52 PM (x0n13)

181 Nathan Wade missing? I'd bet Stacey Abrams ate him

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 26, 2024 06:52 PM (BVwxa)

182 And Louis Armstrong spoke Yiddish and had close connections to the Jewish community.

It's almost as if people can't really be pigeonholed according to their races!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 26, 2024 06:51 PM (d9fT1)
------------

The "Gone Fishin" duet between Louis and Bing is sublime.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 26, 2024 06:52 PM (tT6L1)

183 >>Leading Report @LeadingReport 39m
BREAKING: U.S. Marshals are in a manhunt for Fani Willis’ lover, Nathan Wade, who is supposed to testify at a hearing tomorrow but is now reportedly missing.


Tie one end of the rope to the Marshal and the other the the center of an 8 foot 2x4...

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2024 06:52 PM (QwYay)

184 172 BREAKING: ACE MISSED

Leading Report @LeadingReport 39m
BREAKING: U.S. Marshals are in a manhunt for Fani Willis’ lover, Nathan Wade, who is supposed to testify at a hearing tomorrow but is now reportedly missing.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September

Look in the freezer.

Posted by: Piper at September 26, 2024 06:52 PM (p4NUW)

185 The oldest always got the worst ass beatings.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 26, 2024 06:52 PM (4Med0)

186 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 52m
JUST IN - Grand jury indicts "multiple Iranians" on charges related to hacking Trump’s campaign — Politico

Disclose.tv @disclosetv 48m
MORE - Details about the defendants and specific charges are not yet known. The indictment was approved in secret.
disclose.tv/id/jt9gm740vj/

Iranians 'secretly' indicted in connection with Trump campaign hack
Breaking news from around the world.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 26, 2024 06:52 PM (CEzQx)

187 {i]Yeah, middle names are reserved for serial killers and mass murderers.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 26, 2024 06:46 PM (RUMEY)

AND my mom's child who is in serious trouble and better be front in center right NOW!

Posted by: Thulsa Doom at September 26, 2024 06:52 PM (D7oie)

188 108 Not own a cannon?

Lexington and Concord's militias muster with their private cannons to face the Red Coats.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2024 06:37 PM (ca/LS)


Joe is a resourceful lying blowhard asshole. If someone challenged him about his 'cannon were illegal!' BS, I bet he'd yell in reply, "Have you read all the laws on the books when the country was under the Articles of Confederation, Fat? I have and you're WRONG! What's your IQ? Mine is 140, pal! Do you have a law degree? I graduated first in my class from law school! You don't know what you're talking about, you dog-faced pony soldier!" Most people would give up at that point and walk away.

Joe's one-of-a-kind, fortunately for the world.

Posted by: Gref at September 26, 2024 06:52 PM (aBgBM)

189 Look I got three days left on this VRBO cabin and I ain't givin' it up!

Posted by: Nathan Wade Esq at September 26, 2024 06:53 PM (CV8a5)

190 177 Bing Crosby was a great friend of Louis Armstrong from the 20s to the end of his life.

Posted by: Der Bingle at September 26, 2024 06:43 PM (CV8a5)

And Louis Armstrong spoke Yiddish and had close connections to the Jewish community.

It's almost as if people can't really be pigeonholed according to their races!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 26, 2024 06:51 PM (d9fT1)



Satchmo was essentially raised by a Jewish couple in New Orleans from about the age of 6 IIRC. Wore a star of David around his neck all his life.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2024 06:53 PM (x0n13)

191 Yeah, middle names are reserved for serial killers and mass murderers.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 26, 2024 06:46 PM (RUMEY)

Sarah Michelle Gellar?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2024 06:49 PM (x0n13)

Yes, the Slayer. Yes.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2024 06:53 PM (dGCAG)

192 I could use my middle name, but all of the gub owners would feel compelled to genuflect.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2024 06:46 PM (XeU6L)
---------------

Seems odd your middle name would be "Gaston."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 26, 2024 06:47 PM

There'll be an extra tin of sardines in you pay envelope this week.

Posted by: Big Penguin at September 26, 2024 06:53 PM (a3Q+t)

193 Wade missing?

*bark bark!*

"He's inside Fani's hoo-hoo Lassie?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2024 06:53 PM (ca/LS)

194 I hate it when people of the same religion judge other adherents for their supposed lack of fervor.
Posted by: gourmand du jour


This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: David French at September 26, 2024 06:53 PM (P0l2S)

195 Careful men, he's armed.

...with a magnum dildo.

Posted by: No Torious BFD at September 26, 2024 06:53 PM (mH6SG)

196 When I said White Christians

I'm dreaming of a White Christian
Just like the ones I used to know.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 26, 2024 06:54 PM (JsPHv)

197 Wyatt Earp

Good to see you posting!

Are you clear of the danger zone yet?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2024 06:54 PM (u82oZ)

198 I wouldn't mind being called The Slayer. I don't really care in what context.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2024 06:54 PM (dGCAG)

199 184 Look in the freezer.
Posted by: Piper at September 26, 2024 06:52 PM (p4NUW)


Right behind Frankie Carbone. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2024 06:54 PM (x0n13)

200 Second son lives in Panama City. He and his girlfriend left yesterday, drove down the atlantic side of Florida, and are now in Key West.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 26, 2024 06:54 PM (2UnvF)

201 111 I tried watching The View.

So did I. Once. Couldn't quite grok what I had subjected myself to, so I turned it off before my head exploded. What a cultural and intellectual train wreck.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 26, 2024 06:38 PM (mH6SG)

My dentist's office shows The Spew. Thank you Lord, I only need to be there two times a year.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 26, 2024 06:54 PM (vPgYw)

202 The "Gone Fishin" duet between Louis and Bing is sublime.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker

Armstrong's rough scratchy voice with Crosby's silky smooth voice.... Chefs kiss.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 26, 2024 06:55 PM (4XwPj)

203 Incitement to violence? Our violence is speech, h8ers!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2024 06:55 PM (zG664)

204 He went on The View to claim she was pushing the racist trope of "the black brute" attempting to pick up "the innocent white woman."

To quote some starlet, "She's not that innocent".

Hell if I was Dyson I'd hit on her too - but I wouldn't lie and claim she was a racist.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2024 06:55 PM (oZhjI)

205 Andycanuck wonder if they dragged rivers and ponds yet

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2024 06:55 PM (fwDg9)

206 153...Vogon poetry

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 26, 2024 06:55 PM (vPgYw)

207 163 160 Leading Report @LeadingReport 37m
BREAKING: Former President Trump has just called on Nancy Pelosi to be prosecuted for insider trading.
---------
Is Eyepatch McCain next??
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 26, 2024 06:47 PM (CEzQx)

If they get Nancy, then all of congress is in big trouble.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 26, 2024 06:48 PM (RUMEY)

It is strange to me that no 'reporters'... er.. Journalists... ever write about how Politicians all seem to get rich, way more than their government salaries could account for.

Look at the Obamas. Poor... now worth Billions.

The only Politician who has lost money while being a Politician... is Trump.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 26, 2024 06:56 PM (QAkQ3)

208 Careful men, he's armed.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2024 06:51 PM

* sobs violently *

Posted by: Michelle Fields at September 26, 2024 06:56 PM (a3Q+t)

209 >>The "Gone Fishin" duet between Louis and Bing is sublime.


Ella Fitzgerald Meets Louis Armstrong is a fantastic LP. Both Volumes.

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2024 06:56 PM (QwYay)

210 So did I. Once. Couldn't quite grok what I had subjected myself to, so I turned it off before my head exploded. What a cultural and intellectual train wreck.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 26, 2024 06:38 PM (mH6SG)

One time in a DR office last year I was subjected to it. They were saying the economy sucked because Trump had been president years before AND the economy was great and if you disagreed you were racist.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2024 06:56 PM (oZhjI)

211 LOL, here comes Fox News to buoy the left:

They got a poll that has Harris up in GA.

Why can't that outfit just die?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 26, 2024 06:56 PM (s+L6B)

212 Tie one end of the rope to the Marshal and the other the the center of an 8 foot 2x4...
Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2024 06:52 PM (QwYay)

Give him a helmet light, wave around a fifty dollar bill.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2024 06:56 PM (dGCAG)

213 BREAKING: Former President Trump has just called on Nancy Pelosi to be prosecuted for insider trading.

There was a time ... back in the day ... where I thought taxing investment income was double-taxation. And not fair - to those that had got ahead of the curve.

Fuck 'em. That's my stance for the last few years. Bring back the Top 90% taxation bracket - pre-JFK. Because these dicks don't just want to get rich. They want to gather money to use it to coerce everyone else around them.

If only they'd satisfy themselves with hookers and blow. But they don't.

Posted by: Call It What It Is at September 26, 2024 06:56 PM (R7F1P)

214 204 He went on The View to claim she was pushing the racist trope of "the black brute" attempting to pick up "the innocent white woman."

To quote some starlet, "She's not that innocent".

Hell if I was Dyson I'd hit on her too - but I wouldn't lie and claim she was a racist.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2024 06:55 PM (oZhjI)

He was gettin ready to play the 'if you don't have sex with me that proves yer a RAAAAACIST' card.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 26, 2024 06:57 PM (QAkQ3)

215 "U.S. Marshals are in a manhunt for Fani Willis' lover, Nathan Wade, who is supposed to testify at a hearing tomorrow but is now reportedly missing."

How conveeenient.

Posted by: The Church Lady at September 26, 2024 06:57 PM (aXxgO)

216 My dentist's office shows The Spew. Thank you Lord, I only need to be there two times a year.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 26, 2024 06:54 PM (vPgYw)
----------------

After few minutes of "The View," you're probably like Bill Murray in "Little Shop of Horrors" jumping up and down, hollering, "I'm next, pick me!"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 26, 2024 06:57 PM (tT6L1)

217 BREAKING: Former President Trump has just called on Nancy Pelosi to be prosecuted for insider trading.

The ETF that mirrors Nancy's purchases is up 3X over the market over the last year.

Either she's the best stock picker in history or she's a crook.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2024 06:57 PM (oZhjI)

218 A Oerlikon 20 mm cannon is all the firepower I really need.

Would look cool on the porch, lined up with the access road.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2024 06:57 PM (u82oZ)

219 Look in the freezer.
Posted by: Piper at September 26, 2024 06:52 PM (p4NUW)


Right behind Frankie Carbone. . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Layla plays in the background.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 26, 2024 06:57 PM (4Med0)

220 I'd bet Stacey Abrams ate him
Posted by: Smell the Glove
-------

Triggers the Patrick O'Brian quote

“the most unromantic beast that ever urged its squat thick bulk across the face of the protesting earth”.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2024 06:58 PM (XeU6L)

221 Biden starts randomly screaming again: "Never was the Second Amendment meant to be absolute! Back when it was passed, you could not own a cannon! No, I'm not joking!"


You could own a sailing ship armed with several cannons.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 26, 2024 06:58 PM (P0l2S)

222 Are foreign leaders polling about the US election and getting surprising results??

Disclose.tv @disclosetv 1h
JUST IN - Keir Starmer to meet with Trump to "establish a relationship," but fears he can't meet with Kamala due to the "usual diary challenges" — Sky News

Breaking911 @Breaking911 52m
NEW: President Trump says he will host Zelenskyy at Trump Tower Friday
=====
Note:
Prime Minister's Office: Prime Minister's Appointment Diaries
The diaries are a record of appointments (e.g. 'meeting at 10.00am') compiled by the Prime Minister's Diary Secretary and are a limited record of personal and official appointments. They do not provide additional material such as information about the meetings themselves.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 26, 2024 06:58 PM (CEzQx)

223 Sling a guitar over Brandon and they’ll mistake him for Jack Spartow or Keith Michards

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 26, 2024 06:58 PM (QSrLX)

224 Getting reports of rockets launched at Tel Aviv.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2024 06:58 PM (zG664)

225 191 Yeah, middle names are reserved for serial killers and mass murderers.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 26, 2024 06:46 PM (RUMEY)

We're standing right here-

Posted by: Double-named Southern kids at September 26, 2024 06:59 PM (f+FmA)

226 136 106 I first read "White Christians" as "White Christmas". I figured this idiot was insinuating that Bing Crosby also was racist.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle

Bing Crosby was a great friend of Louis Armstrong from the 20s to the end of his life.
Posted by: Der Bingle at September 26, 2024 06:43 PM (CV8a5)

He was an abusive father, but not a racist. Sinatra distanced himself from Bing because of what he heard about how he treated his kids.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 26, 2024 06:59 PM (c+LOj)

227 If only they'd satisfy themselves with hookers and blow. But they don't.
Posted by: Call It What It Is at September 26, 2024 06:56 PM (R7F1P)

well, the incentives are different now. If you just want hookers and blow . . . well, look at P Diddy (Who didn't do himself)

Posted by: Thulsa Doom at September 26, 2024 06:59 PM (D7oie)

228 I worked for awhile in a "behavioral support" capacity in the school system (detention for those of you over 29). What really annoys me is how many public figures deploy the same strategies as what I saw time and again from middle schoolers. They would perform incredible moral gymnastics to "prove" they did not do anything wrong.

I really don't like seeing this baloney from supposed adults.

Posted by: Emmie at September 26, 2024 06:59 PM (Sf2cq)

229 BREAKING: U.S. Marshals are in a manhunt for Fani Willis’ lover, Nathan Wade, who is supposed to testify at a hearing tomorrow but is now reportedly missing.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 26, 2024 06:50 PM (CEzQx)

Have they done a pelvic exam on Fanni?

Alleged quote from a muffled male voice..... "If I could just find my car keys, I could drive outta here".

Posted by: The Walking Dude at September 26, 2024 06:59 PM (LYiqB)

230 AI FTE

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 26, 2024 06:59 PM (QSrLX)

231 Are you clear of the danger zone yet?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2024 06:54 PM

Real Naval Aviators fly into it.

Posted by: Pete Mitchell at September 26, 2024 06:59 PM (a3Q+t)

232 Yeah, middle names are reserved for serial killers and mass murderers.

50% of girls in the south are Something Anne

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2024 06:59 PM (oZhjI)

233 BREAKING: Former President Trump has just called on Nancy Pelosi to be prosecuted for insider trading.

The ETF that mirrors Nancy's purchases is up 3X over the market over the last year.

Either she's the best stock picker in history or she's a crook.
Posted by: 18-1
_________

Totally innocent. Hillary made 100X just by reading the WSJ.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 26, 2024 07:00 PM (Dm8we)

234 My dad didn't have a middle name. Said they were too poor.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 26, 2024 07:01 PM (Dm8we)

235 Have they done a pelvic exam on Fanni?

Alleged quote from a muffled male voice..... "If I could just find my car keys, I could drive outta here".

Posted by: The Walking Dude at September 26, 2024 06:59 PM (LYiqB)

He's lost in the deep, dark, swampy Georgia bush.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 26, 2024 07:01 PM (i24o9)

236 People's Hippo Voice: "LOL, here comes Fox News to buoy the left..."

The name of the game is Conflict. The closer it can be designed to be, the more vested everyone gets in watching the race. That means money.

If there weren't reckless car chases, media producers would recruit drivers. And with all the conflict going on this year, they didn't even have our beloved Shark Week.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 26, 2024 07:01 PM (aXxgO)

237 A Oerlikon 20 mm cannon is all the firepower I really need.

Would look cool on the porch, lined up with the access road.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
----

I want an ONTOS, parked in the driveway.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2024 07:01 PM (XeU6L)

238 Bing Crosby was a great friend of Louis Armstrong from the 20s to the end of his life.
Posted by: Der Bingle

--------

And performed with Sammy, Ella, Nat, etc. throughout his career. But I'm sure this Dyson could be easily duped into thinking Bing was a white supremacist.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 26, 2024 07:01 PM (Vyll1)

239 Yeah, middle names are reserved for serial killers and mass murderers.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 26, 2024 06:46 PM (RUMEY)

We're standing right here-

Posted by: Double-named Southern kids

This kind of hate causes people to jump off of a bridge.

Posted by: Billy Joe MacCallister at September 26, 2024 07:02 PM (4XwPj)

240 Are foreign leaders polling about the US election and getting surprising results??

One of the function of an embassy is to provide accurate information on local politics.

It would not surprise me at all to find out that the British Embassy was quietly doing its own polling in swing states, or is paying to see the more accurate, non-public polls.

Posted by: Merrick Garland! at September 26, 2024 07:02 PM (uxCna)

241 Biff Pocoroba: "My dad didn't have a middle name. Said they were too poor."

In my day, we had a first and last name. Maybe an initial for the middle if we even had that. And we liked it!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 26, 2024 07:03 PM (aXxgO)

242 1 LOL, here comes Fox News to buoy the left:

They got a poll that has Harris up in GA.

--

Even Mrs. Pessimism as I am, I don't believe that. Aside from that, aren't Fox New polls some of the worst as far as accuracy?

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 26, 2024 07:03 PM (N2zvp)

243 A Oerlikon 20 mm cannon is all the firepower I really need.

Would look cool on the porch, lined up with the access road.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2024 06:57 PM (u82oZ)

Back in the 90's when Argentina was collapsing economically yet again, I ran across someone who was supposedly trying to sell a Phalanx anti-missile system cannon on Argentina's E-Bay. Just the cannon, though, not the radar system. I admit, I was tempted since that would have beat the small forever-fountain water feature or the concrete figurine all hollow for the front yard ornament.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 26, 2024 07:03 PM (D7oie)

244 Yeah, middle names are reserved for serial killers and mass murderers.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 26, 2024 06:46 PM (RUMEY)

We're standing right here-

Posted by: Double-named Southern kids

This kind of hate causes people to jump off of a bridge.
Posted by: Billy Joe MacCallister at September 26, 2024 07:02 PM (4XwPj)

Or throw a body off of one.

Posted by: Wayne Williams at September 26, 2024 07:03 PM (dGCAG)

245 Retards.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2024 07:03 PM (PDf99)

246 I want an ONTOS, parked in the driveway.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2024 07:01 PM

They're cool, until you have to reload.

Posted by: ONTO crew loader at September 26, 2024 07:04 PM (a3Q+t)

247 The Raws Alerts guy is on-scene in FL right now:

R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 33m
🚨#BREAKING: The National Hurricane Center has officially announced that Hurricane Helene is now an Major extremely dangerous and life-threatening Category 4 hurricane, with sustained winds that have increased to 130 mph

R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 3h
🚨#WATCH: As Spectators Watch as someone holds a Trump Flag on Small Boat Through Flooded Streets Ahead of Hurricane Helene’s Gulf Coast Landfall
📌#Tampa | #Florida
Crowds of People gathered to watch as someone holds a Trump Flag while navigating their small boat through the flooded streets of Tampa, Florida, as Hurricane Helene prepares to hit the Gulf Coast. In typical Florida fashion, the state does what it does best. Helene is now a major hurricane, with Air Force Reserve Hurricane Hunters reporting winds of 120 mph, making it a Category 3. Further strengthening to Category 4 is not out of the question video by @UjwalVelagapudi

https://tinyurl.com/2s45wzxr
5 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 26, 2024 07:04 PM (CEzQx)

248 Well, crap.

Posted by: Stevie Ray Vaughan at September 26, 2024 07:04 PM (P0l2S)

249
Just about to hit 3" rain since midnight, and a smidge over that since it started a bit before that. I'll get double that by noon tomorrow.

They've got peak gusts hitting nearly 70 mph around 7AM time frame, sustained around 32mph max. This is one nasty bitch, this Helene. Worse than Mrs. Walz.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 26, 2024 07:04 PM (w6EFb)

250 Mike Hammer

Too much maintenance. And in the Biden / Harris economy, who has the money for 105 mm manually loaded M40 recoilless rifle ammo?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2024 07:04 PM (u82oZ)

251 "I want an ONTOS, parked in the driveway.
Posted by: Mike Hammer"

I want an armored life-sized hippobot. When it's not patrolling or getting the mail it can graze and keep the lawn trimmed.

Posted by: fd at September 26, 2024 07:05 PM (vFG9F)

252 47 These black race hustlers are the biggest crybaby victims in history. Obama and his wife still play the racism victims card in spite of being elected President twice. That's the definition of insane victimology with a dollop of no self-awareness on top.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 26, 2024 06:25 PM (i514R)

No matter how bad Biden's presidency was, I consider Obama to be the worst in my lifetime. His election was the culmination of the journey America went on since the Civil War. To have an African-American become POTUS should have sealed the healing of our racial divide. For him to reopen the wound for the sake of giving the Democrats a short-term political advantage was the worst thing anybody could have done. We arguably have worse race relations now than we did in the late 60s because of it. Unforgiveable.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 26, 2024 07:05 PM (c+LOj)

253
They're cool, until you have to reload.
Posted by: ONTO crew loader
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[presents a sharp salute]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2024 07:06 PM (XeU6L)

254 Too much maintenance. And in the Biden / Harris economy, who has the money for 105 mm manually loaded M40 recoilless rifle ammo?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2024 07:04 PM (u82oZ)
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That's why one waits for the burning times and hits up the local NG armory.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 26, 2024 07:06 PM (tT6L1)

255 I want an armored life-sized hippobot. When it's not patrolling or getting the mail it can graze and keep the lawn trimmed.
Posted by: fd at September 26, 2024 07:05 PM (vFG9F)

Why a bot? Why not just a regular hippo?

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2024 07:06 PM (dGCAG)

256 "Too much maintenance. And in the Biden / Harris economy, who has the money for 105 mm manually loaded M40 recoilless rifle ammo?
Posted by: NaCly Dog"

I agree. That why my hippobot would have a. 30 cal mounted in it's throat.

Posted by: fd at September 26, 2024 07:06 PM (vFG9F)

257 Biden starts randomly screaming again: "Never was the Second Amendment meant to be absolute! Back when it was passed, you could not own a cannon! No, I'm not joking!"

I'll meet the dick-nose halfway ... anything the Federal police own. That includes crew-served weapons. Armored vehicles. And such.

Posted by: Call It What It Is at September 26, 2024 07:07 PM (R7F1P)

258 235 "He's lost in the deep, dark, swampy Georgia bush."

LOL. I am so going to steal that!

Posted by: The Walking Dude at September 26, 2024 07:07 PM (LYiqB)

259 fd Danger Man

Carefully backs away, with both hands in plain view.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2024 07:07 PM (u82oZ)

260 &Why a bot? Why not just a regular hippo?
Posted by: BurtTC&

1. So it will do what I want.
2. Hippo poop

Posted by: fd at September 26, 2024 07:07 PM (vFG9F)

261 Too much maintenance. And in the Biden / Harris economy, who has the money for 105 mm manually loaded M40 recoilless rifle ammo?
Posted by: NaCly Dog
----

I'm willing to make the sacrifice.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2024 07:07 PM (XeU6L)

262 Bing kinda started out being the band singer for the Paul Whiteman Orchestra. Just the name is racist.

Posted by: Nit Picker Ned at September 26, 2024 07:08 PM (CV8a5)

263 1. So it will do what I want.
2. Hippo poop
Posted by: fd at September 26, 2024 07:07 PM (vFG9F)
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Use the hippo poop to hide the land mines?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 26, 2024 07:08 PM (tT6L1)

264 Nathan Wade's On the Run

sung to "The Band's on the Run"

you do the new lyrics ...

Posted by: illiniwek at September 26, 2024 07:08 PM (Cus5s)

265 R A W S G L 🌎 B A L @RawsGlobal 8h
🚨#BREAKING: The commander of Hezbollah's aerial forces Muhammad Hussein Sarour, has been killed in the Israeli airstrike in Beirut, Lebanon, according to the IDF.

https://tinyurl.com/yc43eemf
13 seconds; no sound; and, oddly enough, a whole bunch of smaller explosions after the IAF bomb hits for some strange reason.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 26, 2024 07:08 PM (CEzQx)

266 252 Darrell Harris

Fist bump.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2024 07:09 PM (u82oZ)

267 Getting reports of rockets launched at Tel Aviv.

It appears that Ben Gurion airport is closed - an El Al flight from Vienna is loitering over southern Israel.

Posted by: Merrick Garland! at September 26, 2024 07:09 PM (uxCna)

268 Armored war bears for the win!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 26, 2024 07:09 PM (4XwPj)

269 Why a bot? Why not just a regular hippo?
Posted by: BurtTC&

1. So it will do what I want.
2. Hippo poop
Posted by: fd at September 26, 2024 07:07 PM (vFG9F)

The poop I understand, but they've trained some zoo hippos to be quite playful. They mostly won't bite anyone's head off.

Mostly.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2024 07:09 PM (dGCAG)

270 Sidebar yacht rock proposal.

Nyet. That's insipid drivel.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 26, 2024 07:09 PM (SfVf3)

271 It's 2 AM in Israel, so not a lot of commercial air traffic.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 26, 2024 07:09 PM (uxCna)

272
You want names find a Russian, they all seem to go by 3 or 4 full names, at least long ago they did.
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2024 06:46 PM (fwDg9)



My name is Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan Ibn Al Abbas Ibn Rashid Ibn Hamad.

Ibn.

No, listen, My name is Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan. "Ibn" means "son of".

Ibn

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 26, 2024 07:10 PM (y9nCu)

273 Nyet. That's insipid drivel.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 26, 2024 07:09 PM (SfVf3)
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Nurse is wise in the way of insipid drivel.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 26, 2024 07:12 PM (tT6L1)

274 Five generations back, I had an ancestor who owned slaves. I'm sorry that happened, but don't plan to do anything about it other than treat other people with the respect they deserve.
I have enough failings of my own, without taking on his.

Posted by: sal at September 26, 2024 07:12 PM (f+FmA)

275
you do the new lyrics ...
Posted by: illiniwek

Georgia wants me, Lord, I can't go back there
Georgia wants me, Lord, I can't go back there

It hurts to see the man that I've become

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2024 07:12 PM (XeU6L)

276 R A W S G L 🌎 B A L @RawsGlobal 1h
Large scale of red alerts in the area of Tel Aviv, Israel.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8apua5
map

R A W S G L 🌎 B A L @RawsGlobal 1h
🚨#UPDATE - per IDF statement: The missile launched from Yemen was successfully intercepted by an "Arrow" interceptor. The alarms and explosions that were heard are the result of the interception process and the interception fragments

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 1h
BREAKING: Israel says it has intercepted a Yemeni missile

https://tinyurl.com/44b2vpw6
16 seconds; VERY LOUD commentary; any translation available here??

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 26, 2024 07:12 PM (CEzQx)

277 Sidebar yacht rock proposal.

Nyet. That's insipid drivel.
Posted by: nurse ratched
___________

But that's one of the yacht rock criteria.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 26, 2024 07:12 PM (Dm8we)

278 So believe all women except when a while woman says she was harrassed by a black man.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 26, 2024 07:13 PM (FfSAJ)

279 I think it would be cool to be able to take over and remotely control the hippobot too, to mess with the neighbors dogs and such.

Posted by: fd at September 26, 2024 07:13 PM (vFG9F)

280 You want names find a Russian, they all seem to go by 3 or 4 full names, at least long ago they did

First name, father's first name, family name.

Posted by: Vladmir Vladmirovich Putin! at September 26, 2024 07:13 PM (uxCna)

281 but don't plan to do anything about it other than treat other people with the respect they deserve.
-----

The 'plans' are being made for you.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2024 07:13 PM (XeU6L)

282 Just the cannon, though, not the radar system. I admit, I was tempted since that would have beat the small forever-fountain water feature or the concrete figurine all hollow for the front yard ornament.
---------
You could have manned it with garden gnomes!

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 26, 2024 07:14 PM (CEzQx)

283 You want names find a Russian, they all seem to go by 3 or 4 full names, at least long ago they did
-------

Dot Indians are a lot easier, 'Patel'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2024 07:14 PM (XeU6L)

284 Holy shit that is a lotta water in St. Pete.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2024 07:14 PM (LkLld)

285 We didn't want an oil industry anyway.

Posted by: Yemen! at September 26, 2024 07:15 PM (uxCna)

286 So believe all women except when a while woman says she was harrassed by a black man.

If he looks like Steve Urkel ? Yeah ... it was unwelcome. If he looks like he plays in the secondary for your favorite NFL team ? It wasn't unwelcome ... especially after she got two glasses into the box in the fridge.

Believe All Women Are Lying Out Their Asses.

Posted by: Call It What It Is at September 26, 2024 07:15 PM (R7F1P)

287
Keir Starmer to meet with Trump to "establish a relationship," but fears he can't meet with Kamala due to the "usual diary challenges" — Sky News

What the heck is that supposed to mean?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2024 07:16 PM (63Dwl)

288 So believe all women except when a while woman says she was harrassed by a black man.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 26, 2024 07:13 PM (FfSAJ)

I suspect he longs for the days when a black university intellectual could get a young lady to let him get into her pants "for the cause"

Unless that is now a racist view, in which case I take it back and only ask for where to go for my self criticism session

Posted by: Kindltot at September 26, 2024 07:16 PM (D7oie)

289 And in the Biden / Harris economy, who has the money for 105 mm manually loaded M40 recoilless rifle ammo?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2024 07:04 PM (u82oZ)

I'd probably go with an M249 and one of those German light machine guns in 7.62.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 26, 2024 07:16 PM (d9fT1)

290 WTF is Yemen getting into this? Is Hezballess running that shithole too?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 26, 2024 07:16 PM (4XwPj)

291 Hezbollah aerial forces. Like a Briggs and Stratton-powered hang glider.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 26, 2024 07:17 PM (4Med0)

292 Ooookkaaay then...

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 14m
BREAKING: The NTSB is issuing "urgent safety recommendations" for some Boeing 737s, including the embattled 737 MAX line, warning that critical flight controls could jam — CNN

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 26, 2024 07:17 PM (CEzQx)

293 ---------
You could have manned it with garden gnomes!
Posted by: andycanuck
-------

I have a picture of a good-sized garden gnome, holding a sign that says, 'Bite Me'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2024 07:17 PM (XeU6L)

294 Believe All Women Are Lying Out Their Asses.
Posted by: Call It What It Is at September 26, 2024 07:15 PM (R7F1P)

Show us on the doll where the lady hurt you.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2024 07:17 PM (dGCAG)

295 WTF is Yemen getting into this? Is Hezballess running that shithole too?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 26, 2024 07:16 PM (4XwPj)

Shia. Iran proxy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 26, 2024 07:18 PM (4Med0)

296 A Oerlikon 20 mm cannon is all the firepower I really need.

Would look cool on the porch, lined up with the access road.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Salty, that's not a bad choice but I prefer the M45

https://tinyurl.com/ybapdz4p

Posted by: Gref at September 26, 2024 07:18 PM (aBgBM)

297 CharlieBrown'sDildo

That is an easier to maintain and use combo. But you are in a tony suburb with neighbors. Practical.

I have neighboring dairy cows and chickens.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2024 07:18 PM (u82oZ)

298 WTF is Yemen getting into this? Is Hezballess running that shithole too?

Its a Holy War. If they do the Call To Prayer ... to not get involved is a sin.

Just imagine Baptists keeping their nose out of expanded Beer Sales. Same mentality.

Posted by: Call It What It Is at September 26, 2024 07:18 PM (R7F1P)

299 #222 addendum:

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 1h
JUST IN - Trump: "If I were President, Russia would have never attacked Ukraine. Never. Ever.”

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 46m
JUST IN - Trump: "Zelensky has asked to meet with me, and I will be meeting with him tomorrow morning at around 9:45 in Trump Tower"

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 26, 2024 07:18 PM (CEzQx)

300 Gref

Just how many UFOs do you have buzzing your house to need a M45 system?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2024 07:19 PM (u82oZ)

301 Huh.
China fires off a no-notice ICBM that lands a few thousand miles south of Hawaii.
Anybody catch this? CNN? ABC? CBS?
White House? State Dept? DoD?
Anyone?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2024 07:19 PM (W/lyH)

302 I have a picture of a good-sized garden gnome, holding a sign that says, 'Bite Me'
----------
Is the "FONT TOWARDS ENEMY"??

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 26, 2024 07:19 PM (CEzQx)

303 >>WTF is Yemen getting into this? Is Hezballess running that shithole too?

No. Iran runs both of them and Hamas as well.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2024 07:20 PM (LkLld)

304 Show us on the doll where the lady hurt you.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2024 07:17 PM (dGCAG)

*points to wallet*

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 26, 2024 07:20 PM (i24o9)

305 Show us on the doll where the lady hurt you.

Why we are here. No matter what ... there is always one White Knight for every shrieking woman.

Posted by: Call It What It Is at September 26, 2024 07:20 PM (R7F1P)

306 Biden , Dyson. These people are walking dogshit.
They act like garbage and then accuse other of their behavior.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 26, 2024 07:20 PM (3wi/L)

307 WTF is Yemen getting into this? Is Hezballess running that shithole too?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 26, 2024 07:16 PM (4XwPj)

Shia. Iran proxy.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 26, 2024 07:18 PM (4Med0)

People are predicting a general war over there. Whatever old alliances yo thought were valid, they aren't anymore.

Many are suggesting it's going to be Israel against everybody, and I think nobody knows that better than Israel.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2024 07:21 PM (dGCAG)

308 WTF is Yemen getting into this? Is Hezballess running that shithole too?[/i[

Iran controls a bunch of Yemen.

Posted by: Yemen! at September 26, 2024 07:21 PM (uxCna)

Posted by: Yemen! at September 26, 2024 07:21 PM (uxCna)

310 You could have manned it with garden gnomes!
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 26, 2024 07:14 PM (CEzQx)

I have a story about that, I had a co-worker who had an issue with "duendes". She is Mexican and duendes are both garden gnomes and the underground spirits that inhabit Cenotes, underground caves with permanent water, they are the central American version on the bad sort of Nixie that would really drown you and drag you to Hell and start looking for your family because that is what you get there.

She said she had a relative who had one of those garden gnomes powered with batteries that would say things when you got near it, and it broke and made terrible noises, so they took the battery out, and one day it STILL made a noise at her and she said she kicked it across the street and was afraid it would come back.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 26, 2024 07:21 PM (D7oie)

311 Zelensky has asked to meet with me, and I will be meeting with him tomorrow morning at around 9:45 in Trump Tower"
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx)

I gots .... 27 cents and some sticky cat hair to bet Zelensky will be at least 10 minutes late.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 26, 2024 07:21 PM (4XwPj)

312 300 Gref

Just how many UFOs do you have buzzing your house to need a M45 system?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2024 07:19 PM (u82oZ)


I intend to use it for anti-personnel work.

Posted by: Gref at September 26, 2024 07:22 PM (aBgBM)

313 Diogenes

It's really to prove they got fuel tanks free of all the sand and water for at least one missile.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2024 07:22 PM (u82oZ)

314 You want names find a Russian, they all seem to go by 3 or 4 full names, at least long ago they did

First name, father's first name, family name.
Posted by: Vladmir Vladmirovich Putin
_________

I've got an Iraqi friend and they do the same thing. My rule of thumb is that anything longer than three syllables automatically gets shortened to a nic in regular usage. My friend swore they don't do that, put several of her relatives on the phone, and I lost a $20 bet. But I still dont believe it. It just takes way too long to address people in that manner.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 26, 2024 07:22 PM (Dm8we)

315 Why we are here. No matter what ... there is always one White Knight for every shrieking woman.
Posted by: Call It What It Is at September 26, 2024 07:20 PM (R7F1P)

I just think it's cowardly to put on a vague sock, and whine about how women are bad.

Whatever. Your life, you live it your way.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2024 07:22 PM (dGCAG)

316 "I tried to be nice to the woman," Dyson

It's true. I set her personalized ring tone on my phone to 'Smack My Bitch Up' to show what a gentleman I am.

Posted by: Michael Eric Dyson at September 26, 2024 07:22 PM (P0l2S)

317 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 46m
JUST IN - Trump: "Zelensky has asked to meet with me, and I will be meeting with him tomorrow morning at around 9:45 in Trump Tower"
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 26, 2024 07:18 PM (CEzQx)


Mr Zelensky will arrive at exactly 9:41 and will enter from the sidewalk through the side door one minute later. That's the side door on the sough side with the big red sign. He will be on the sidewalk for approximately 45 seconds.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2024 07:22 PM (W/lyH)

318 Gref

Say no more. If you need an alibi, text me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2024 07:23 PM (u82oZ)

319 AFP but not a U.S. source:

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 11h
NEW: China said that its launch of an intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBM) into the Pacific Ocean was “legitimate and routine”, insisting that its nuclear stance remained defensive after the rare test prompted an outcry from countries in the region

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 26, 2024 07:23 PM (CEzQx)

320 Ooookkaaay then...

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 14m
BREAKING: The NTSB is issuing "urgent safety recommendations" for some Boeing 737s, including the embattled 737 MAX line, warning that critical flight controls could jam — CNN
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 26, 2024 07:17 PM (CEzQx)

I'm no aeronautical engineer, but functioning flight controls seems pretty important.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 26, 2024 07:23 PM (Aqu9a)

321 It's really to prove they got fuel tanks free of all the sand and water for at least one missile.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2024 07:22 PM (u82oZ)


I figured it was to take the attention away from the sub that is setting a new record for underwater testing.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2024 07:23 PM (W/lyH)

322 The Yemeni missile was intercepted outside of Israeli airspace.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 26, 2024 07:24 PM (d9fT1)

323 I will be making a Suprise visit to Brattleboro, Vt tonight to first-hand job view something called the "FART Tube program.

Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 26, 2024 07:24 PM (PYJJG)

324 Diogenes

As you know, we have had our own pierside incidents with sinking subs.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2024 07:24 PM (u82oZ)

325 318 Gref

Say no more. If you need an alibi, text me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2024 07:23 PM (u82oZ)


Everyone will want one when the grid goes down!

Posted by: Gref at September 26, 2024 07:25 PM (aBgBM)

326 By the way, sloppy joes for dinner with black bean salad. About 20 minutes, wash your hands please.

Posted by: Piper at September 26, 2024 07:25 PM (pZEOD)

327 I'm no aeronautical engineer, but functioning flight controls seems pretty important.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 26, 2024 07:23 PM (Aqu9a)

They all seem pretty critical.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 26, 2024 07:25 PM (i24o9)

328 Le CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS

NOOD NOOD NOOD

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2024 07:25 PM (fwDg9)

329 Construction crane in St. Pete. Yikes

https://tinyurl.com/yknyat9b

Posted by: IrishEi at September 26, 2024 07:25 PM (3ImbR)

330 Early Café standards nood

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 26, 2024 07:25 PM (CEzQx)

331 305

Can you do me a favor and put your name at the top of your comments so it's the first thing I read?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 26, 2024 07:25 PM (3wi/L)

332 As you know, we have had our own pierside incidents with sinking subs.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2024 07:24 PM (u82oZ)


Shhhh!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2024 07:25 PM (W/lyH)

333 The Yemeni missile was intercepted outside of Israeli airspace.

==



Getting on Israel's enemy list is a stupid idea. But they are too primitive to know that.

Posted by: runner at September 26, 2024 07:25 PM (V13WU)

334 We didn't want an oil industry anyway.

California governor has entered the chat.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 26, 2024 07:25 PM (Bujdo)

335 Posted by: BurtTC at September 26, 2024 07:22 PM (dGCAG)

And yet you amplify this troll's message by pasting it into your comment.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 26, 2024 07:26 PM (d9fT1)

336 Israel is going to have to nuke Tehran. Full stop. That is the only way this shit ends. End the mad mullahs and end the threat.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 26, 2024 07:26 PM (4XwPj)

337 I intend to use it for anti-personnel work.
Posted by: Gref at September 26, 2024 07:22 PM (aBgBM)

Can I interest you in a UA 571-C Automated Sentry System? It performed well on LV426. Or the 571-D model which uses a 20 MW High Frequency laser instead of boolits?

Posted by: Private Hudson at September 26, 2024 07:27 PM (Aqu9a)

338 320 Ooookkaaay then...

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 14m
BREAKING: The NTSB is issuing "urgent safety recommendations" for some Boeing 737s, including the embattled 737 MAX line, warning that critical flight controls could jam — CNN
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 26, 2024 07:17 PM (CEzQx)

I'm no aeronautical engineer, but functioning flight controls seems pretty important.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 26, 2024 07:23 PM (Aqu9a)


Well, important only if you want or need to change altitude, attitude, or direction.

Posted by: Gref at September 26, 2024 07:28 PM (aBgBM)

339 I want an ONTOS, parked in the driveway.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,

Bolo Mk III

Don't want to fiddle with AI or fission power plant.

Posted by: DaveA at September 26, 2024 07:29 PM (FhXTo)

340 337 I intend to use it for anti-personnel work.
Posted by: Gref at September 26, 2024 07:22 PM (aBgBM)

Can I interest you in a UA 571-C Automated Sentry System? It performed well on LV426. Or the 571-D model which uses a 20 MW High Frequency laser instead of boolits?

Posted by: Private Hudson at September 26, 2024 07:27 PM (Aqu9a)


Yes, I'll take two of each. Please send them P.O.D.

Posted by: Gref at September 26, 2024 07:29 PM (aBgBM)

341 Can you do me a favor and put your name at the top of your comments so it's the first thing I read?

Absolutely. I've even offered such a thing before. A mark or such ... to make the scrolling just that much easier.

But what most want that complain is what I post to not be read at all.

Posted by: Call It What It Is at September 26, 2024 07:30 PM (R7F1P)

342 My dentist's office shows The Spew. Thank you Lord, I only need to be there two times a year.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 26, 2024 06:54 PM (vPgYw)
----------------
I'd be the one who turned it off. My nic says it all. I'm old, I'm cranky, and I don't give a damn. Triple threat.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 26, 2024 07:32 PM (iODuv)

343 These are the SAME PEOPLE we defeated in April 1865. They just never quit.

Posted by: torabora at September 26, 2024 07:49 PM (sM0Q+)

344 >>No one who was flirting with me ever called me a bigot. It seems like poor technique.


Better off telling a chick you like her big nose.
Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2024 06:27 PM (QwY
*****
I like telling them they need to lose some weight so they can enlist.

Posted by: torabora at September 26, 2024 07:55 PM (sM0Q+)

345 Unbelievable. I'm still trying to get Sarah Hoyt to come out of hiding, look at my DD214, and retract her false accusations of stolen valor... and THIS is what's important enough to make the news.

Hi there Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC), I'll be writing soon. Let's see if you really give a damn about the Marines who fight for you.

Posted by: Fen at September 26, 2024 11:29 PM (2SIWo)

346 Decline of the Amercian Republic, by Gibbons.

Reason #32
A Marine had to ask for help

Posted by: Fen at September 26, 2024 11:32 PM (2SIWo)

347 'No matter what ... there is always one White Knight'

It's peak virtue-signalling. And that's all it is, because no one respects a cuck. Women despise them. Sycophants, grovelling toadies, minions

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