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"Puff Daddy" Held Without Bail as New Emails Allegedly Reveal Human Trafficking, Coerced Sex, and Blackmail
I saw people, I think the Lotus Eaters, calling him "Puff Diddler."
Allegedly.Hip-hop mogul Sean "Diddy" Combs was denied bail again on Wednesday after his lawyers argued for the second time that he should be released from "horrific" jail conditions while awaiting trial in a sex-trafficking case. A New York federal judge remanded the musician into custody on Tuesday after prosecutors argued he was a "serious flight risk". Mr Combs, 54, was arrested this week, accused of running a criminal enterprise from at least 2008 that relied on drugs and violence to force women to "fulfil his sexual desires", according to prosecutors. ... Instead of jail, Mr Combs's lawyers were proposing a bail package that included a $50 million bond co-signed by Mr Combs, his mother and other family members, as well as home detention, surrender of his passport, weekly drug test and a visitor log that would be submitted to pre-trial services each night. But the judge hearing Wednesday's arguments did not agree to the proposal. "My bigger concern deals with the danger of obstruction of justice and the danger of witness tampering," Judge Andrew Carter said. "That is a real concern that I have here."The allegations concern Diddy holding sex videos over people's heads to blackmail them, so it is easy to assume that he could do that with the witnesses against him, who are almost all implicated in these blackmail sex parties.
The allegations against him are Epstein-like: allegedly, he coerced people into having sex with underaged prostitutes he'd hired, and videotaped them for blackmail purposes. The underaged-prostitute-parties were called "Freak Offs."
A 14-page indictment charges Mr Combs with racketeering, sex trafficking by force and transportation to engage in prostitution. If convicted on all three counts, the rapper and record producer faces a sentence of 15 years up to life in prison.
Questions are swirling around the salacious allegations at the center of Sean "Diddy" Combs' sex trafficking and racketeering charges, including his alleged "Freak Off" parties and the seizure of 1,000 bottles of baby oil by federal authorities. ... Diddy, who is currently awaiting trial in a jail cell, has been charged with racketeering conspiracy and sex trafficking along with a slew of illicit crimes in a federal sex trafficking case. Combs, 54, was sent to the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn on Tuesday -- a place that's been described as "hell on earth" and an "ongoing tragedy." The facility, the only federal jail in New York City, has been plagued by problems since it opened in the 1990s. In recent years, its conditions have been so stark that some judges have refused to send people there. It has also been home to a number of high-profile inmates, including R. Kelly, Ghislaine Maxwell and Michael Cohen.I don't think it's where they killed Epstein. I think that was the Metropolitan Detention Center in Manhattan, not Brooklyn.
A federal magistrate ordered him jailed without bail as he awaits trial. Combs asked a judge Wednesday if he could wait for his trial from his luxury home on an island near Miami Beach instead of the grim federal jail. He was denied that request.They let Epstein return to his sex island. Why not Diddy? Why can't a black man get equal justice in this society?
... The indictment accuses Combs of presiding over a sordid empire of sexual crimes that used his "power and prestige" for "sex trafficking, forced labor, interstate transportation for purposes of prostitution, drug offenses, kidnapping, arson, bribery and obstruction of justice." "Freak Offs" were gatherings where Diddy allegedly wielded his power to lure victims into sex acts with male commercial sex workers, ccording to the indictment unsealed Tuesday. The Bad Boy Records founder is accused of facilitating a network of associates and employees who helped keep victims in line using blackmail like the videos taken during the parties. These employees would allegedly be in charge of facilitating the "Freak Offs" by booking hotel rooms. Associates would allegedly arrange travel for victims, sex workers, and Diddy, in addition to delivering cash to pay the workers, and schedule IV fluid deliveries (used to recover from the parties). Authorities say these "Freak Offs" would occur regularly, even lasting multiple days. His employees allegedly facilitated "Freak Offs" by handling travel, hotel arrangements, and supplying drugs and baby oil. They also arranged travel for victims, sex workers, and Combs, resupplied him with necessary items, delivered cash to pay the workers, and scheduled IV fluid deliveries.Linens. Now that's sordid. Disposable bed-sheets, they mean.
During the March search of his LA and Miami homes, law enforcement seized narcotics, videos, three AR-15s with defaced serial numbers, and more than 1,000 bottles of baby oil and lubricant they say were "Freak Off" supplies. His employees would allegedly ensure that the "Freak Offs" were stocked with baby oil, linens, and lighting.
Jimmy Kimmel picked Sean Combs Diddy for a presidential candidate… 🤯 pic.twitter.com/1jCDdSPHRB
— 🌋🌋 Deep₿lueCrypto 🌋🌋 (@DeepBlueCrypto) September 17, 2024
Jimmy Kimmel, Bono, Diddy, Bryan Cranston and others singing "We're Going to Hell" pic.twitter.com/xVncj5994n
— Vision4theBlind (@Vision4theBlind) March 14, 2024
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 03:30 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 19, 2024 03:30 PM (CgVac)
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Posted by: fd at September 19, 2024 03:32 PM (vFG9F)
I don't know why I find that part so particularly noteworthy, but I do.
Posted by: spindrift at September 19, 2024 03:33 PM (OguvZ)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 19, 2024 03:33 PM (/U5Yz)
yeah I did too. "Fluids."
Posted by: ace at September 19, 2024 03:33 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: wth at September 19, 2024 03:33 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 19, 2024 03:34 PM (XxL0Y)
Explicame, por favor.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Horrified by What he Sees at the Mall at September 19, 2024 03:34 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Orson at September 19, 2024 03:34 PM (dIske)
Kamala Harris’ tweet thanking Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs resurfaces after his arrest in sex-trafficking case: ‘Didn’t age well’
https://tinyurl.com/2p94mpye
Posted by: Jay in PA at September 19, 2024 03:34 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 19, 2024 03:34 PM (s3qiR)
I don't know why I find that part so particularly noteworthy, but I do.
Posted by: spindrift a
To be fair, in big party towns there are services you can hire to come to your hotel/house to provide banana bag IVs.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 03:35 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 19, 2024 03:35 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: fd at September 19, 2024
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Maybe of Walz . . .?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Horrified by What he Sees at the Mall at September 19, 2024 03:35 PM (J2vNu)
Puff Daddy is a pimp of same.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 19, 2024 03:34 PM (XxL0Y)
*Johnny Carson voice*
I did not know that.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 19, 2024 03:35 PM (DlVGn)
the Temu Zoo!
I think their red pandas were painted Pomeranians
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 19, 2024 03:35 PM (s3qiR)
Posted by: fd at September 19, 2024 03:35 PM (vFG9F)
Explicame, por favor.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Horrified by What he Sees at the Mall at September 19, 2024 03:34 PM (J2vNu)
Perhaps a Venn diagram would help?
Posted by: I be the Shadout Mapes, Arrrrrr at September 19, 2024 03:35 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 03:36 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 19, 2024 03:36 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 19, 2024 03:36 PM (i24o9)
https://tinyurl.com/2p94mpye
Posted by: Jay in PA at September 19, 2024
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In contrast, Trump would have nothing to do with Epstein and would not host him at Mar-a-Lago.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Horrified by What he Sees at the Mall at September 19, 2024 03:37 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 03:37 PM (CIS44)
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HAHAHA, You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?!?
Posted by: Jay in PA at September 19, 2024 03:37 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: fd at September 19, 2024 03:35 PM (vFG9F)
That's not funny!
Posted by: The Girl Scouts at September 19, 2024 03:37 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: fd
......
I don't know, but they are easy to harpoon.
Posted by: wth at September 19, 2024 03:37 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Auspex at September 19, 2024 03:37 PM (j4U/Z)
I don't know why I find that part so particularly noteworthy, but I do.
Posted by: spindrift"
Aint nobody sticking me with nothing at no party.
Posted by: fd at September 19, 2024 03:37 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 19, 2024 03:38 PM (bNf8H)
Posted by: azjaeger at September 19, 2024 03:38 PM (p0saO)
2008 was a quiet, normal year. Nothing much happened.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 19, 2024 03:38 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2024 03:38 PM (fwDg9)
Anyway, X pulled it down.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 19, 2024 03:39 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 19, 2024 03:39 PM (pIfcn)
Posted by: Croaker at September 19, 2024 03:39 PM (AUB4U)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2024 03:39 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 19, 2024 03:39 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: fd at September 19, 2024 03:35 PM (vFG9F)
That's not funny!
Posted by: The Girl Scouts at September 19, 2024 03:37 PM (PiwSw)
Next they'll be talking about Handjobs.... /sniff
Posted by: Michelle Fields..... at September 19, 2024 03:40 PM (xaFKb)
and as to diddy, is anyone REALLY surprised?
maybe one of these days, it'll be enough for people to put entertainers back where they belong, lower than prostitutes....
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 19, 2024 03:40 PM (nXhwP)
I don't know why I find that part so particularly noteworthy, but I do.
Posted by: spindrift"
Aint nobody sticking me with nothing at no party.
Posted by: fd at September 19, 2024 03:37 PM (vFG9F)
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Two units of IV Ringer's - STAT!!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 19, 2024 03:40 PM (VdhcA)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at September 19, 2024 03:40 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: fd
I'm sure Planned (Non) Parenthood aka Murder Inc., could tell us.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 19, 2024 03:40 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 19, 2024 03:40 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: ace at September 19, 2024 03:40 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Gavin Newsom at September 19, 2024 03:40 PM (yNjpK)
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Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2024
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I read somewhere that Tampon Timmy referred to KH as having been a "prostitutor" instead of "prosecutor." Talk about a Freudian slip --!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Horrified by What he Sees at the Mall at September 19, 2024 03:40 PM (J2vNu)
(As an aside, I couldn't remember this politician's name, and Google did everything possible to redirect to Republican sex scandals and not mention this one. When I finally found an article with details, I had forgotten how close his election was: the former Tallahassee mayor — who lost out on being Florida's governor by about 30,000 votes...)
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at September 19, 2024 03:41 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 03:41 PM (CIS44)
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Naah dog - that's to keep the brothers and shortys from getting all ashy.
The struggle is real.
Posted by: Freak off supply coordinator at September 19, 2024 03:41 PM (t6L5k)
Anyway, X pulled it down.
Posted by: gourmand du jour
.......
bet Diddy didn't have to roofie her.
Posted by: wth at September 19, 2024 03:41 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 19, 2024 03:41 PM (iFTx/)
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/ flashback-vp-harris-obama-associated- sean-diddy-combs-democratic-causes
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 19, 2024 03:41 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 19, 2024 03:41 PM (89gnU)
No One Notices As Entire Cast Of 'The View' Replaced With Shrieking Feral Pigs
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at September 19, 2024
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* Applause *
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Horrified by What he Sees at the Mall at September 19, 2024 03:42 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 19, 2024 03:42 PM (iFTx/)
on Shirt -Drawing of a woman who looked like something from 1950's ads and she was smiling. Underneath:
Grab him by the ballot box. Harris/Walz 2024
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2024 03:42 PM (dTTBf)
Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at September 19, 2024 03:42 PM (yNjpK)
Almost lost my lunch beer through my nose laughing.
Weee weee weee all the way home.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 19, 2024 03:42 PM (XxL0Y)
Teamsters hardest hit ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 19, 2024 03:42 PM (5jE4B)
Posted by: ace at September 19, 2024 03:43 PM (KRtlO)
I think about that now.
Posted by: Alec Leamas at September 19, 2024 03:43 PM (ssz2a)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2024 03:43 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: fd at September 19, 2024 03:32 PM (vFG9F)
what about a sandy tittycaca video?
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 19, 2024 03:43 PM (nXhwP)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 19, 2024 03:43 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba"
It's yacht rock in high heeled sneakers. Most times they just wear Crocs.
Posted by: fd at September 19, 2024 03:43 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 19, 2024 03:43 PM (pIfcn)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 19, 2024 03:44 PM (SbOEs)
you take one down and pass it around
999 bottles of lube on the wall
.....
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 19, 2024 03:44 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Christopher Cross at September 19, 2024 03:44 PM (ssz2a)
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We officially denounce this and disavow any connection with this program!
Posted by: Maxwell, Wilbur, and Porky at September 19, 2024 03:44 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 19, 2024 03:44 PM (NZnln)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at September 19, 2024 03:45 PM (baPXJ)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 19, 2024 03:41 PM (89gnU)
Seconded. I can’t picture a Huey Lewis song about being busted for pot possession by G Gordon Liddy.
Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at September 19, 2024 03:45 PM (yNjpK)
Not the children they raped ("but were paid so it's ok"), especially if they were blackmailed for being "down low."
You have to ask, if there were children present, shouldn't everyone who participated be charged? They won't be.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 19, 2024 03:45 PM (t6L5k)
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 19, 2024 03:45 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Christopher Cross at September 19, 2024 03:44 PM (ssz2a)
She's all right... she's all right...
Posted by: Eric Clapton at September 19, 2024 03:45 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2024 03:45 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: ace at September 19, 2024
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What defines yacht rock?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2024 03:45 PM (J2vNu)
it's totally yacht rock, Hey 19 in particular.
Posted by: ace
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It's not so much the style as the lyrics.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 19, 2024 03:45 PM (89gnU)
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade
Wha?! It has it's own Sirius/XM station.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 19, 2024 03:45 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 19, 2024 03:46 PM (KbCG3)
Fagen and Becker's first gig after college was with Jay and the Americans.
"The duo’s dry humor and antisocial behavior led singer Jay Black to call them “the Manson and Starkweather of rock ’n’ roll.”
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2024 03:46 PM (nFx0I)
I think he also was trying to be a black Hugh Hefner on steroids.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 19, 2024 03:46 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Chicago Vota"
I would think there would be a dispenser on the wall and maybe a hose too.
Posted by: fd at September 19, 2024 03:46 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: The Diddy Men at September 19, 2024 03:46 PM (VdhcA)
Anyway, X pulled it down.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 19, 2024 03:39 PM (MeG8a)
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Yes I did download a copy. Why is X back at its old tricks? Is Elon no longer putting the right people in charge?
Posted by: Ciampino - Pager Pop -- Premature Emasculation at September 19, 2024 03:46 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 19, 2024 03:46 PM (CWTWj)
Where are the "victims?"
Lots of salacious accusations and serious charges, but No Victims!
Just like Jeff Epstein.
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 19, 2024 03:46 PM (fZ7Yz)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 19, 2024 03:45 PM (t6L5k)
__________________
You'd think, wouldn't you?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2024 03:47 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: 496 at September 19, 2024 03:47 PM (xlsao)
He was sodomizing people until they were on the verge of losing consciousness. The fluids were to revive them, so as not to have a body to bury.
Posted by: Ktgreat at September 19, 2024 03:47 PM (ei7q6)
Posted by: Count de Monet remembers well seeing Reefer Madness at September 19, 2024 03:47 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2024 03:47 PM (pjBYi)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 19, 2024 03:47 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: ace at September 19, 2024
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What defines yacht rock?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2024 03:45 PM (J2vNu)
It's a category created by New Yorkers to somehow differentiate soft rock... from... other categories.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 19, 2024 03:47 PM (xaFKb)
Puffy was diddling Justin Bieber.
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 19, 2024 03:47 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: Orson at September 19, 2024 03:34 PM (dIske)
yeah, we did that on my first ship when we moored in San Diego for the last time. I was friends with a corpsman who would offer an iv at sick call if we'd been out drinking all night. IV & couple shots from the O2 bottle and you could work all day right as rain...
sometimes i miss those days...
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 19, 2024 03:48 PM (nXhwP)
Posted by: banana Dream at September 19, 2024 03:48 PM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: Ciampino - Pager Pop -- Premature Emasculation at September 19, 2024 03:46 PM
I think musk has not completely cleaned the X house. There are still quite a few old timers hanging on in various positions.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 19, 2024 03:48 PM (QNSds)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 19, 2024 03:48 PM (QSrLX)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 19, 2024 03:48 PM (D6PGr)
Am I supposed to hat Sean Combs, now, because the Feds made a "case" against him??
I always thought Sean Combs was a piece of shit, so this changes nothing.
I also think this "case" against him is 90% bullshit, and the people in the government who brought this "case" are pieces of shit.
Where. Are. The. Supposed. Victims?
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 19, 2024 03:48 PM (fZ7Yz)
Spoiler alert:
It's our own federal government, and likely people above them / in charge of them.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and pleasantness at September 19, 2024 03:48 PM (7h9jE)
Posted by: tubal at September 19, 2024 03:49 PM (PCK5/)
I was just reading about the 'splodey pagers and other stuff. Hell, the damned Mossad created a whole fake company to build (or at least assemble) these pagers.
From what I read, they even sold other people pagers, all as part of the ruse this was a legitimate outfit.
One hopes they were really, really careful and didn't accidentally mix up the explosive ones with the normal products they shipped. :-)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 19, 2024 03:49 PM (w6EFb)
yacht rock is SMOOOOTH, man
it's a kind of soft rock prominent in the 70s, often featuring SMOOOTH harmonies
Posted by: ace at September 19, 2024 03:49 PM (KRtlO)
"dibbley" was already taken.
Posted by: dwayne dibbley at September 19, 2024 03:49 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 19, 2024 03:49 PM (fZ7Yz)
Posted by: wth at September 19, 2024 03:49 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2024 03:45 PM (J2vNu)
Its douchey audience who can't afford boat shoes let alone a boat and get seasick just being on the beach. Buncha homos gayer and drunker than insufferable Jimmy Buffet fans.
Posted by: gayer than bedazzled crocs at September 19, 2024 03:49 PM (ABfXW)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 19, 2024 03:50 PM (JCZqz)
I was just reading about the 'splodey pagers and other stuff. Hell, the damned Mossad created a whole fake company to build (or at least assemble) these pagers.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 19, 2024 03:49 PM (w6EFb)
"Psh, let's see them create a fake pillow company!" - David Hogg
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 19, 2024 03:50 PM (KbCG3)
it's one of my favorites. It's an instant mood. It's like Jimmy Buffet, except good.
Posted by: ace at September 19, 2024 03:50 PM (KRtlO)
If it were our Deep State Spook Stooges doing something like this, they would probably mess up and send the exploding pagers to the wrong people.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 19, 2024 03:50 PM (w6EFb)
How many babies does it take to make one bottle of baby oil?
Posted by: fd at September 19, 2024 03:35 PM (vFG9F)
Depends on how hard you squeeze them.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 19, 2024 03:50 PM (y9nCu)
Quite frankly, I'm surprised Democrat Routh and Sean Combs are still alive.
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 19, 2024 03:50 PM (fZ7Yz)
Posted by: ace at September 19, 2024 03:50 PM (KRtlO)
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"Unlike Jimmy, who's great, right? Right?!"
-Boomer on Mexican beach
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 19, 2024 03:51 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Sheriff Buford T. Justice at September 19, 2024 03:51 PM (Aqu9a)
They guy owns a mansion -- do they really think he is using baby oil to grease his gears? He is using coconut oil or some brand name shit with umlaut in the name and a gold container.
They think he is wacking it with baby oil like some kid in a trailer park with a bottle of hand lotion and box of kleenex.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 19, 2024 03:51 PM (t6L5k)
Wait, does Neil Diamond count as yacht rock?
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 19, 2024 03:51 PM (fZ7Yz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2024 03:51 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: 496 at September 19, 2024 03:52 PM (xlsao)
e.g. Fagen wrote Godwhacker about putting out a hit on the Big Man after his mother died a painful death.
If you think Hey Nineteen is outre, try Janie Runaway
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2024 03:52 PM (nFx0I)
I'm embarrassed to say this, but I think Neil Diamond has some really good songs.
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 19, 2024 03:52 PM (fZ7Yz)
Posted by: tubal at September 19, 2024 03:49 PM (PCK5/)
I think Diddy is all the things for the set of all perverted things
Posted by: banana Dream at September 19, 2024 03:52 PM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: tubal at September 19, 2024 03:52 PM (PCK5/)
Fur oil.
Posted by: Emma Watson at September 19, 2024 03:52 PM (JCZqz)
well, I guess. I'd say one characteristic is that it's very white. It's rock mixed with jazzy sounds or folky sounds, usually not anything bluesy and "black."
That's why I didn't think Hall and Oates was yacht rock, but, now that I think about it, Hall and Oates, like Kamala Harris, didn't "turn black" until later in their career. Through the 70s they were folky white soft rock.
Posted by: ace at September 19, 2024 03:52 PM (KRtlO)
If you're clean you are not considered for positions. He has been intimately involved in all aspects of that world for years, and he came right out and said that about our federal government.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and pleasantness at September 19, 2024 03:52 PM (7h9jE)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 19, 2024 03:52 PM (wzAuc)
The one sentence masturbation allegation in the indictment was for humiliation purposes only.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 19, 2024 03:53 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 19, 2024 03:53 PM (iFTx/)
And where do Anne Murray and Roger Whittaker fit in?
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 19, 2024 03:53 PM (fZ7Yz)
Posted by: tubal at September 19, 2024 03:53 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at September 19, 2024 03:53 PM (f+zED)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 19, 2024 03:53 PM (89gnU)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2024 03:53 PM (Q4IgG)
yacht rock is SMOOOOTH, man
it's a kind of soft rock prominent in the 70s, often featuring SMOOOTH harmonies
Posted by: ace at September 19, 2024 03:49 PM (KRtlO)
The defining characteristic is that Michael McDonald sings on all yacht rock records, either lead or backup vocals.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 19, 2024 03:53 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 19, 2024 03:54 PM (+oR7L)
No one has 1000 bottles of baby oil for skin care.
Posted by: baby, my skin is dry! at September 19, 2024 03:54 PM (ABfXW)
And you can't search for crap anymore, so that's out. Thanks gatekeepers.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and pleasantness at September 19, 2024 03:54 PM (7h9jE)
yeah. I just listened to that this week, on Monday while I was working.
Posted by: ace at September 19, 2024 03:54 PM (KRtlO)
The City College stampede was a crowd crush event on December 28, 1991, in the City College of New York gymnasium during a charity basketball game headlined by hip hop celebrities Puff Daddy and Heavy D. Nearly 5,000 people tried to pack into the gymnasium, which could fit 2,730 people. Outside, people broke through at least one glass door leading to the gymnasium lobby. The crowd rushed the lobby and down a short staircase that led to the gymnasium.
However, doors at the bottom of the stairs opened inward into the lobby, not outward into the gymnasium.[2] The doors were left closed for up to 15 minutes as the crush worsened.[1] Nine people were crushed to death at the bottom of the staircase, while 29 others were injured.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 19, 2024 03:54 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: 496 at September 19, 2024 03:52 PM (xlsao)
That was my first non-Rikki/Reeling Steely Dan song that I liked. The lyrics are something else (spoken like a grandfather).
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 19, 2024 03:54 PM (KbCG3)
Think "what music would someone who has made enough money to own a yacht play while chilling out on his yacht at sunset?," if that someone had his heyday in the 70s-80s.
Posted by: Alec Leamas at September 19, 2024 03:54 PM (ssz2a)
If you're clean you are not considered for positions. He has been intimately involved in all aspects of that world for years, and he came right out and said that about our federal government.
huh, no I did not see that.
Posted by: ace at September 19, 2024 03:54 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: tubal at September 19, 2024 03:53 PM (PCK5/)
Neil Diamond is great imho.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 19, 2024 03:54 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 19, 2024 03:55 PM (NZnln)
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 19, 2024 03:55 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: tubal at September 19, 2024 03:55 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and pleasantness at September 19, 2024 03:55 PM (7h9jE)
Posted by: Mrs JTB at September 19, 2024 03:55 PM (zudum)
Reminds me of the stupid Bernie Madoff case and the bullshit Sam Bankman case.
Billions and billions "stolen," but no named victims. The Feds are fucking assholes.
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 19, 2024 03:55 PM (fZ7Yz)
Who wants to bet he's got footage of male celebs on the DL taking cocks?
Posted by: Will Smith? Marlon Wayans? Who knows. at September 19, 2024 03:56 PM (QK4hQ)
As for Jimmy, I do like Come Monday. I think he put on a good act as a dummy, but was actually pretty sharp.
Posted by: 496 at September 19, 2024 03:56 PM (PSeal)
Imagine answering a knock and seeing that dried up old prune standing there? I would think Halloween came early.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 19, 2024 03:56 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2024 03:56 PM (nFx0I)
No one has 1000 bottles of baby oil for skin care.
Posted by: baby, my skin is dry! at September 19, 2024 03:54 PM (ABfXW)
To be fair , Diddy probably has a lot of associates who can get ashy.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 19, 2024 03:56 PM (D6PGr)
If you're clean you are not considered for positions. He has been intimately involved in all aspects of that world for years, and he came right out and said that about our federal government.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and pleasantness
......
Wait a minute. You're telling me they are a bunch of crooks?
Posted by: wth at September 19, 2024 03:57 PM (v0R5T)
Fur oil.
Posted by: Emma Watson at September 19, 2024 03:52 PM (JCZqz)
Extra virgin, cold pressed beaver oil.
Posted by: Wynona's Big Brown Beaver at September 19, 2024 03:57 PM (Aqu9a)
Only Fans model flashed her tits at the Trump rally yesterday:
https://tinyurl.com/2csvxdww
"Tits for Trump", she calls it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 19, 2024 03:57 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: ace at September 19, 2024 03:43 PM (KRtlO)
And, AFAIK, 19 is legal age in nearly all jurisdictions.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2024 03:57 PM (pjBYi)
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 19, 2024 03:55 PM (iFTx/)
Having never been to an orgy or any other such adventurous undertaking, what are they supposed to be like? Is there a "garden variety" orgy against which other orgies are compared and contrasted?
Posted by: Obviously a very sheltered individual at September 19, 2024 03:57 PM (QK4hQ)
And don't forget to order one for your friends!
Posted by: the CIA at September 19, 2024 03:58 PM (liaTF)
yeah. I just listened to that this week, on Monday while I was working.
Posted by: ace at September
________
I believe that's Joe Walsh on guitar.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 19, 2024 03:58 PM (89gnU)
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at September 19, 2024 03:58 PM (/U5Yz)
Sept 29th the Earth will temporarily capture a tiny asteroid. It will be a mini-mini moon for the next two months.
Wonder how DU will process this.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2024 03:58 PM (0NUk/)
Posted by: tubal at September 19, 2024 03:58 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2024 03:59 PM (dTTBf)
Imagine answering a knock and seeing that dried up old prune standing there? I would think Halloween came early.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
......
I'd be like:
"No thanks, I already have a cleaning lady."
Posted by: wth at September 19, 2024 03:59 PM (v0R5T)
Biden's fed chair confirms the replacement theory "conspiracy theory":
Fed chair Jerome Powell blames influx of illegal migrants for rising unemployment rate
"If you’re having millions of people come into the labor force, then — and you’re creating 100,000 jobs — you’re going to see unemployment go up,” Powell told reporters, answering a question about the nation’s current monthly job creation."
https://tinyurl.com/267tb8vo
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and pleasantness at September 19, 2024 03:59 PM (7h9jE)
https://tinyurl.com/2csvxdww
"Tits for Trump", she calls it.
Posted by: publius,
Alright ladies, somebody here has some splaining to do.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at September 19, 2024 03:59 PM (f+zED)
Posted by: DaveA at September 19, 2024 03:59 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 19, 2024 03:59 PM (KbCG3)
Who wants to bet he's got footage of male celebs on the DL taking cocks?
Posted by: Will Smith? Marlon Wayans? Who knows. at September 19, 2024 03:56 PM (QK4hQ)
I assumed it was the female talent he was promising to develop and promote that were the victims.
He actually had a reality show that was quite freaky in that regard. He acted like a pimp except it was about a music carrier instead of sex work.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 19, 2024 03:59 PM (D6PGr)
Seriously?! He's my favorite. I love when it all comes together.
Posted by: ace at September 19, 2024 03:59 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: ace at September 19, 2024 03:43 PM (KRtlO)
And, AFAIK, 19 is legal age in nearly all jurisdictions.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2024 03:57 PM (pjBYi)
Though there is this odd movement in some cultural circles to characterize men in their 30s or 40s pursuing women of legal age in their late teens or early 20s as ped0philia. Which is bizarre.
Posted by: I don't understand this world and want out at September 19, 2024 04:00 PM (QK4hQ)
Explicame, por favor.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Horrified by What he Sees at the Mall at September 19, 2024 03:34 PM (J2vNu)
someone who was offended / pissed at him finally got into a position where he/she could take him down without interference .
One of the perils of relying on the good graces of a bureaucracy to cover up your dirty parts.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2024 04:00 PM (D7oie)
Funny typo in that Daily Mail article:
"The influencer - who made headlights when she shut down a virtual 'portal' linking New York to Dublin in the spring by flashing - said her stunt was all part of a fundraising effort called 'Tits for Trump."
She made headlights.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 19, 2024 04:00 PM (w6EFb)
Just mention Steely Dan to him and watch him get excited. He loves the smooth grooves.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2024 04:00 PM (hIcZx)
Posted by: ace at September 19, 2024 04:00 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Ciampino - Pager Pop -- Premature Emasculation at September 19, 2024 03:46 PM (qfLjt)
Put the pic back up with the Ho's face blacked out, and a title "Diddy and Montel pose with noted California BJ provider."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2024 04:00 PM (pjBYi)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2024 04:00 PM (v6JzV)
If Diddy is getting in trouble, it's likely because he ran afoul of one or both of them.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 19, 2024 04:01 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at September 19, 2024 03:58 PM (/U5Yz)/
I would also like to, ahem, join with my Republican colleague and say that I, too, am not a fan.
Posted by: Cory Booker at September 19, 2024 04:01 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 19, 2024 04:01 PM (CWTWj)
A good friend of mine was the Biggest Jimmy Buffett Fan Evah!!!.
Aaaaanyway, we were at a Rangers game and I suddenly noticed that Jimmy Buffett and his band were about 6 seats down from us on the same row.
So, I said, "Hey, it's your hero Jimmy Buffett. Why don't you go say hi to him or something."
And he sat there a while just looking and finally said,
"No. No, I don't think I will. He might be an asshole to me and then I'd have to hate his music."
If you think about it, this little episode explains most of human history.
Posted by: naturalfake, Philosopher at September 19, 2024 04:01 PM (eDfFs)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 19, 2024 03:59 PM (D6PGr)
Like there's a difference?
Posted by: Weinstein at September 19, 2024 04:01 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: ace at September 19, 2024 04:01 PM (KRtlO)
https://tinyurl.com/2csvxdww
"Tits for Trump", she calls it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)
QUACK
Posted by: Ducks for Trump at September 19, 2024 04:01 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 19, 2024 04:01 PM (KP0f0)
It will make one complete orbit around the earth before flying off again.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 19, 2024 04:01 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: ballistic at September 19, 2024 04:01 PM (oqH4h)
In Soviet Russia...
Posted by: Well...you know at September 19, 2024 04:01 PM (QK4hQ)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 19, 2024 04:02 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at September 19, 2024 04:02 PM (f+zED)
Posted by: Charlie Brown at September 19, 2024 04:02 PM (vFG9F)
Does she allow her tits on Only Fans to just be seen by Trump fans or you pay your money and anybody gets to see them?. And no, I am not interested in seeing them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2024 04:02 PM (dTTBf)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 19, 2024 04:02 PM (sAmhv)
Le Freak - Chic
https://youtu.be/aXgSHL7efKg
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 19, 2024 04:02 PM (Aqu9a)
Seriously?! He's my favorite. I love when it all comes together.
Posted by: ace at September 19, 2024 03:59 PM (KRtlO)
Then you need to watch the Joe Walsh episode of Live from Daryl’s House.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 19, 2024 04:02 PM (D6PGr)
So is the left going to tell us this never happens again and claim it is all Comet Pizza made up hate speech?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2024 04:02 PM (oZhjI)
of course i've watched that.
Posted by: ace at September 19, 2024 04:03 PM (KRtlO)
One of the perils of relying on the good graces of a bureaucracy to cover up your dirty parts.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2024 04:00 PM (D7oie)
Check video of the Parties for Obamas Kids...
Posted by: Weinstein at September 19, 2024 04:03 PM (xaFKb)
194 >>>155 My favorite Steely Dan song is Annandale..
My Old School -- yeah, another good one.
Posted by: ace at September 19, 2024 04:01 PM (KRtlO)
I Got the name wrong… of course… I screw up a lot.
Posted by: tubal at September 19, 2024 04:03 PM (PCK5/)
"No thanks, I already have a cleaning lady."
Posted by: wth at September 19, 2024 03:59 PM (v0R5T)
Sorry, no candy until Halloween.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 19, 2024 04:03 PM (Rbu5d)
*
it's one of my favorites. It's an instant mood. It's like Jimmy Buffet, except good.
Posted by: ace at September 19, 2024
***
"Hey, Nineteen" came out when I was first dating the future Mrs. Wolfus No. 2; and she was not far off that age. Otherwise our relationship was nothing like the narrator's deal with the nineteen-year-old girl.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2024 04:03 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 19, 2024 04:03 PM (QSrLX)
Putting spaces in a link does nothing other than blowing the margins more by the extra spaces you put in a link.
Thanks
Posted by: I'll choose a new nick later-Certified Dangerous Radical at September 19, 2024 04:03 PM (89Sog)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger
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Nah, it will be the same as Epstein.
Pee Diddy didn't kill himself.
And not a single client will be charged or made public, while Granny Jones from Podunk, Arkansas rots in jail for walking on the grass on January 6th.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and pleasantness at September 19, 2024 04:03 PM (7h9jE)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 19, 2024 04:03 PM (FCrpy)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 19, 2024 04:03 PM (MeG8a)
My Old School -- yeah, another good one.
Posted by: ace
===
So hard to pick one but My top two are Pretzel Logic and Royal Scam. Both in the songs and the albums.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 19, 2024 04:03 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 19, 2024 04:03 PM (JsD5q)
My Old School -- yeah, another good one.
Posted by: ace at September 19, 2024 04:01 PM (KRtlO)
It has everything, Guadalajara, California tumbling into the sea, a Wolverine, California tumbling into the sea!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 19, 2024 04:04 PM (KbCG3)
With the last round of Epstein releases the Feds admitted Bill Clinton was an Epstein client. But like with Gates and the British Prince nothing happens to them.
Wait, sorry, the left tells me it is all a conspiracy theory that there are pedophile elites too powerful to be prosecuted...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2024 04:04 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade
Woooah there! Slow down! Great people can still have the suspicious death of a woman in their past...
Posted by: Joe Scarborough at September 19, 2024 04:04 PM (JCZqz)
*Man comes up behind Scumbag Director Wray*
Agent - Sir, the 2nd Trump assassin on the golf course failed and got arrested, its all over the news now.
Wray - We need to push this story out of the news. ARREST DIDDY
Agent - Yes sir, right away.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at September 19, 2024 04:04 PM (lCHt6)
Posted by: I don't understand this world and want out at September 19, 2024 04:00 PM (QK4hQ)
And by some cultural circles, you mean puritans and other church ladies, roasties and divorcees, and screeching feminists and other misandrists who think anything women do sexually is stronk and empowering and that anything men do is inherently disgusting and borderline nonconsensual
Posted by: grooming, they call it at September 19, 2024 04:04 PM (ABfXW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 19, 2024 04:05 PM (cVI8s)
If Diddy is getting in trouble, it's likely because he ran afoul of one or both of them.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 19, 2024 04:01 PM (dGCAG)
Quincy Jones has been dead for awhile now.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 19, 2024 04:05 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2024 04:05 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 19, 2024 04:05 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2024 04:06 PM (hIcZx)
Hotel Hospitality Coordinator: Diddy did do it.
Satan: Well I don't want to do it if Diddy did it!
Credit: South Park
Posted by: Sam at September 19, 2024 04:06 PM (7jMef)
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade
==
She probably burnt a sammich or was late with a beer and deserved it.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 19, 2024 04:06 PM (17s+e)
Everyone who has ever associated with Combs is complicit.
These are my new rules going forward.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 19, 2024 04:06 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at September 19, 2024 04:06 PM (7d3jo)
yeah I shouldn't have said that. I barely know his stuff.
Posted by: ace at September 19, 2024 04:06 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: 496 at September 19, 2024 04:06 PM (81hfh)
Seriously?! He's my favorite. I love when it all comes together.
Posted by: ace
_________
The Bomber is one of the most underappreciated tunes he and James Gang have. Should've been covered many times over the years. Black Crowes should do it.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 19, 2024 04:06 PM (89gnU)
Posted by: tubal at September 19, 2024 04:06 PM (PCK5/)
it's a kind of soft rock prominent in the 70s, often featuring SMOOOTH harmonies
Posted by: ace at September 19, 2024 03:49 PM (KRtlO)
Is the band Koop yacht rock, or is it merely just a smooth, upbeat way of getting people to slit their wrists and suffocate in their own vomit during the OD?
youtu.be/0W3MpOU3OUU
Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2024 04:06 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 19, 2024 04:06 PM (JsD5q)
yeah. I just listened to that this week, on Monday while I was working.
Posted by: ace at September 19, 2024 03:54 PM (KRtlO)
Jay Ferguson, man.
He was always good for a hit or two in whatever band he was working in- Spirit, Jo Jo Gunne, his own self.
And then....nothing. He'd just move on.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 19, 2024 04:06 PM (eDfFs)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 19, 2024 04:07 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 19, 2024 04:07 PM (CWTWj)
Anyone remember this ABBA bitch?
https://youtu.be/p98PjtSfNWo?si=bc3LL6ujQf1tPEct
One of the comments claims this about the song:
"In case you weren't aware, the song is about her divorce with Benny Anderson and is a continuation of Phil Collin's - "In The Air Tonight" (which was about also about Phil's divorce)
It never occurred to me, but the drums do kinda sound a little like "In The Air Tonight."
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 19, 2024 04:07 PM (fZ7Yz)
"Using source documents including Epstein’s schedules, the paper identified meetings between the disgraced financier and figures including the current director of the CIA, a former White House lawyer, a college president and a member of an international banking dynasty.
“None of their names appear in Epstein’s now-public ‘black book’ of contacts or in the public flight logs of passengers who traveled on his private jet,” the WSJ reported. “The documents show that Epstein arranged multiple meetings with each of them after he had served jail time in 2008 for a sex crime involving a teenage girl and was registered as a sex offender. The documents, which include thousands of pages of emails and schedules from 2013 to 2017, haven’t been previously reported.”
https://tinyurl.com/2c38dgez
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and pleasantness at September 19, 2024 04:07 PM (7h9jE)
The "model's" name is Ava Louise, and I think she's the famous Toilet Seat Licker of Covid Crazy time fame.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 19, 2024 04:07 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: B. Obama at September 19, 2024 04:07 PM (xaFKb)
Lebron James was a frequent Flyer to the parties that Diddy held. This is some crazy stuff.
Also there is a video of a Guy that shot up Trump Hotel talking about this and how Diddy him the Herp etc and The cop was like WTF does this have to do with you shooting up Trump Hotel.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 19, 2024 04:07 PM (FCrpy)
Posted by: gnats local 678
Yeah, she looks very plastic to me. Not a fan.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2024 04:07 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at September 19, 2024 04:07 PM (9VZ9T)
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at September 19, 2024 04:07 PM (paSBy)
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Horrific jail conditions for an horrific person. Seems apropos.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 19, 2024 04:07 PM (N2zvp)
https://tinyurl.com/2csvxdww
"Tits for Trump", she calls it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 19, 2024 03:57 PM (w6EFb)
She's the same one that shut down that nation-to-nation video portal thing. Tits really don't bother me. I like nice sets but furthermore, I sometimes think it's strange to fixate on censoring them in general. Women topless bothers me no more than men topless which I wouldn't want to see in a lot of circumstances but wouldn't care others.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 19, 2024 04:08 PM (Y6IkP)
Your favorite Steely Dan song is My Old School.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2024 04:06 PM (hIcZx)
Yeah, already did the mea culpa… ( always gonna be Annandale to me though, Jack)..
Posted by: tubal at September 19, 2024 04:08 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 19, 2024 04:08 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at September 19, 2024 04:08 PM (7d3jo)
WB6ACU is his callsign. He sends morse code very well as I recollect.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 19, 2024 04:08 PM (/U5Yz)
'Trump was an entrepreneur, I’m an entrepreneur, I understand him... I sell pictures of my boobs, he sells the American dream. I relate to him on that level.'
DeSantis better get ready...he may have some competition in 2028.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 19, 2024 04:08 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2024 04:04 PM (oZhjI)
What? The lists are being released?
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 19, 2024 04:09 PM (Rbu5d)
The Secret Service complimented her on her "nice rack", the article claims.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 19, 2024 04:09 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2024 04:10 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 19, 2024 04:03 PM (17s+e)
Can't name a favorite (too many choices). I like Midnight Cruiser just because somebody else sings lead (Jim Hodder, the drummer at the time). And Eliot Randall's guitar intro to "Reelin' in the Years" is sublime.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 19, 2024 04:10 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at September 19, 2024 04:10 PM (7d3jo)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio
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I bet lots of people are completely unaware of MK-ULTRA
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and pleasantness at September 19, 2024 04:10 PM (7h9jE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Yer asking the wrong person about Only fans. I too have no interest in seeing someone else's bewbs. That was a reference to the bewb fascination that exists in the grey boxes.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at September 19, 2024 04:10 PM (f+zED)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 19, 2024 04:10 PM (XxL0Y)
Posted by: M. Gaga at September 19, 2024 04:10 PM (bV9h8)
I see this at Althouse's site and whenever I go to feminist websites as well.
Leo D, for example, is a "pedo" because he is dating a 20-something year old. He might be a cad, and probably is. But if words mean anything he's not a pedo...unlike say Bill Clinton.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2024 04:10 PM (oZhjI)
He uses a whammy bar instead of a bug.
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at September 19, 2024 04:10 PM (7d3jo)
If Diddy is getting in trouble, it's likely because he ran afoul of one or both of them.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 19, 2024 04:01 PM (dGCAG)
Quincy Jones has been dead for awhile now.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 19, 2024 04:05 PM (D6PGr)
Q's still alive.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 19, 2024 04:10 PM (0CU3H)
Posted by: AMartel at September 19, 2024 04:11 PM (iizit)
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 19, 2024 04:11 PM (ga2Xl)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 19, 2024 04:08 PM (JCZqz)
He probably won't have to compete with her in the impressive tits department.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2024 04:11 PM (dTTBf)
Your favorite Steely Dan song is My Old School.
--
My favorite is FM.
But I love most all Steely Dan songs. I just recently learned, to my sadness, that they're awful people. I've come close to deleting their library off my iPod, as much as I love their music.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 19, 2024 04:11 PM (N2zvp)
Posted by: gnats local 678
Yeah, she looks very plastic to me. Not a fan.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
......
She'll look like Pelosi in 10.
Posted by: wth at September 19, 2024 04:11 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators
It has the opposite effect on me. Spins me up. And then I start air-conducting.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2024 04:11 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: tubal at September 19, 2024 03:53 PM (PCK5/)
Objection! We hates "Sweet Caroline" and doesn't understands why it's such a thing these days.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 19, 2024 04:11 PM (DlVGn)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 19, 2024 04:11 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and pleasantness at September 19, 2024 04:11 PM (7h9jE)
What? The lists are being released?
The Epstein List: Full list of names revealed in unsealed court records so far https://tinyurl.com/467kwy54
Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2024 04:12 PM (oZhjI)
I see this at Althouse's site and whenever I go to feminist websites as well.
Leo D, for example, is a "pedo" because he is dating a 20-something year old. He might be a cad, and probably is. But if words mean anything he's not a pedo...unlike say Bill Clinton.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2024 04:10 PM (oZhjI)
I once watched a 40-something dude hitting on an early 20-something girl. She yelled out, "You're old enough to be my dad."
He tried to conceal his fractured soul but everyone within earshot knew we had just heard a man die.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 19, 2024 04:12 PM (KbCG3)
https://tinyurl.com/2tuxmns8
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 19, 2024 04:12 PM (FCrpy)
"ShowBiz Kids"
and
"Kid Charlemagne"
I'll always listen to those when the pop up on the playlist. Their other stuff I may or may not switch off.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 19, 2024 04:12 PM (eDfFs)
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Horrific jail conditions for an horrific person. Seems apropos.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 19, 2024 04:07 PM (N2zvp)
"horrific" = only one bottle of champagne with dinner, and a whole two degrees warmer than optimal temperature.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 19, 2024 04:12 PM (nPLkK)
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 19, 2024 04:12 PM (ga2Xl)
You could put all these clowns, diddy, 50 cent, in a line-up and I couldn't tell you who's who.
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 19, 2024 04:12 PM (fZ7Yz)
Been awhile I bet since he got beat up in a gentleman's rules duel.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 19, 2024 04:12 PM (60lHz)
He tried to conceal his fractured soul but everyone within earshot knew we had just heard a man die.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 19, 2024 04:12 PM (KbCG3)
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I bet he didn't even lift, bro.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 19, 2024 04:12 PM (GBKbO)
Juan had no part in this nasty Epstein business. He's a good boy, looks after his dear Mama.
Posted by: Juan Epstein's Mother at September 19, 2024 04:13 PM (Aqu9a)
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I'm completely fine with this characterization as soon as the bitter old women agree that the youngsters aren't old enough to vote.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and pleasantness at September 19, 2024 04:13 PM (7h9jE)
He uses a whammy bar instead of a bug.
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos
Cootie.
https://tinyurl.com/2xbzhmpn
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 19, 2024 04:13 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: Rbastid at September 19, 2024 04:13 PM (Cf0fm)
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 19, 2024 04:11 PM (ga2Xl)
One of them is a gunslinger.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 19, 2024 04:13 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 19, 2024 04:10 PM (0CU3H)
Yes I corrected myself in previous post. I was thinking Peggy Lipton who had died. I just knew one of Rashida Jones parents had died.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 19, 2024 04:13 PM (D6PGr)
*
it's one of my favorites. It's an instant mood. It's like Jimmy Buffet, except good.
Posted by: ace at September 19, 2024
***
"Hey, Nineteen" came out when I was first dating the future Mrs. Wolfus No. 2; and she was not far off that age. Otherwise our relationship was nothing like the narrator's deal with the nineteen-year-old girl.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2024 04:03 PM (J2vNu)
Steely Dan's Greatest Hits album is one of the best out there. Great intro to the band if you haven't heard them before.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 19, 2024 04:13 PM (0CU3H)
Your favorite Steely Dan song is My Old School.
--
Peg
Posted by: Alec Leamas at September 19, 2024 04:13 PM (ssz2a)
One of the few rock songs with a missile defense consultant on lead guitar.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2024 04:13 PM (hIcZx)
He tried to conceal his fractured soul but everyone within earshot knew we had just heard a man die.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 19, 2024 04:12 PM (KbCG3)
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Oh, and the proper response would have been, "If you want to call me daddy, I guess you can."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 19, 2024 04:13 PM (GBKbO)
The guy should have told her he had a yacht.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2024 04:14 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: gourmand du jour
"Reviewing the Situation" is a great number.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2024 04:14 PM (v6JzV)
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Wow, Jane is still ambulatory. Who knew?
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 19, 2024 04:14 PM (W3T6M)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 19, 2024 04:11 PM (DlVGn)
Because everyone loves yelling "F---ING SLUT" during the seventh inning stretch.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 19, 2024 04:14 PM (nPLkK)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos
.....
I just wish he'd quit winking at me.
Posted by: wth at September 19, 2024 04:14 PM (v0R5T)
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Who did he piss off?
Who's campaign did he not contribute enough dough?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 19, 2024 04:14 PM (Tucb5)
He tried to conceal his fractured soul but everyone within earshot knew we had just heard a man die.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
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He'd have been fine if he'd had a Ferrari or Lamborghini.
Facts is facts.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and pleasantness at September 19, 2024 04:14 PM (7h9jE)
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 19, 2024 04:11 PM (ga2Xl)
Bo had talent, Puff has no talent. Hope that helps?
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at September 19, 2024 04:14 PM (9VZ9T)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2024 04:14 PM (63Dwl)
TBH that would creep me the hell out.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2024 04:14 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2024 04:03 PM (J2vNu)
I never listen to the words, they just distract me from the music.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2024 04:14 PM (D7oie)
all the crap is coming out now.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 19, 2024 04:14 PM (FCrpy)
oh, i ain't senile yet, that must have been the satan throws a halloween party in los angeles. biggie forces butters to go with him. maybe i am senile
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 19, 2024 04:14 PM (CWTWj)
You could put all these clowns, diddy, 50 cent, in a line-up and I couldn't tell you who's who.
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 19, 2024 04:12 PM (fZ7Yz)
50 Cent was definitely not a Diddy fan. They had a feud going back years, and 50 was one of those that tried to warn people of how bad Combs really was.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 19, 2024 04:14 PM (0CU3H)
No natural give and flow, everything completely metronomic.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 19, 2024 04:15 PM (MeG8a)
Experiment time:
Since ham radios have been mentioned, and I am now typing this comment, let's see if my Youtube recommends ham radio videos to me.
Because Google is monitoring every thing we read & type.
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 19, 2024 04:15 PM (fZ7Yz)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at September 19, 2024 04:15 PM (7d3jo)
I see this at Althouse's site and whenever I go to feminist websites as well.
Posted by: 18-1
It seems to always be women of a certain age that rail against men dating younger women. It's especially odd when they start screaming 'pedo' at the men, instead of gold-digger at the women.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 19, 2024 04:15 PM (4TuoE)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 19, 2024 04:13 PM (GBKbO)
Or "... then you're old enough to be my grandson's mom"
That'll do it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 19, 2024 04:15 PM (nPLkK)
He tried to conceal his fractured soul but everyone within earshot knew we had just heard a man die.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 19, 2024 04:12 PM (KbCG3)
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Oh, and the proper response would have been, "If you want to call me daddy, I guess you can."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 19, 2024 04:13 PM (GBKbO)
You try and be witty without a soul.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 19, 2024 04:15 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: banana Dream at September 19, 2024 04:15 PM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 19, 2024 04:11 PM (ga2Xl)
If it helps, I'm dead.
Posted by: zombie Bo Diddley at September 19, 2024 04:15 PM (pjBYi)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2024 04:15 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 19, 2024 04:15 PM (PiwSw)
He tried to conceal his fractured soul but everyone within earshot knew we had just heard a man die.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 19, 2024
***
He should have yelled back, "Looks like you need help with your daddy issues!!!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2024 04:16 PM (J2vNu)
Wait, isn't 50 Cent an admitted ex-pimp and drug peddler?
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 19, 2024 04:16 PM (fZ7Yz)
Posted by: Megthered at September 19, 2024 04:16 PM (VihIQ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 19, 2024 04:16 PM (O8bOp)
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at September 19, 2024 04:16 PM (K4IF9)
Hey I'm pretty sure Trump got impeached for mentioning gold diggers exist...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2024 04:16 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 19, 2024 04:13 PM (0CU3H)
Yeah, but don't even start to listen to Best of Bread if you are even close to being blue.
Insta Depression.
Hmmm... are they considered Yacht Rock now?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 19, 2024 04:16 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 19, 2024 04:13 PM (GBKbO)
You try and be witty without a soul.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 19, 2024 04:15 PM (KbCG3)
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If one is to hit on chicks half one's age, one must be prepared for witty reparte regarding that gap.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 19, 2024 04:16 PM (GBKbO)
I see this at Althouse's site and whenever I go to feminist websites as well.
Leo D, for example, is a "pedo" because he is dating a 20-something year old. He might be a cad, and probably is. But if words mean anything he's not a pedo...unlike say Bill Clinton.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2024 04:10 PM (oZhjI)
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Leo goes deeper than that. He's been out with 18 year old girls. Possibly even 17. But otherwise, I agree with you. These older guys with young-but-legal-age girls might be considered sleazy, but they are not committing any crime. And calling them pedophiles distracts and minimizes the true pedos out there. Many of them which are gay, shockingly.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 19, 2024 04:17 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Vengeance at September 19, 2024 04:17 PM (powGL)
He tried to conceal his fractured soul but everyone within earshot knew we had just heard a man die.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 19, 2024
***
He should have yelled back, "Looks like you need help with your daddy issues!!!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2024 04:16 PM (J2vNu)
Yeah.... 'Whose yer Daddy' suddenly springs to mind for me....
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 19, 2024 04:17 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2024 04:17 PM (hIcZx)
Posted by: gourmand du jour
The Nightfly is a great album.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 19, 2024 04:15 PM (PiwSw)
Indeed. I.G.Y. (What a Beautiful World) is the best song on that album.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 19, 2024 04:18 PM (0CU3H)
Posted by: tubal at September 19, 2024 04:18 PM (PCK5/)
I even made a whole playlist called "Move Over Boomer."
Posted by: Iasonas at September 19, 2024 04:18 PM (gUzGB)
Posted by: tubal at September 19, 2024 03:58 PM (PCK5/)
I had a history of rock and roll class in college where the professor taught us to sing the middle two-part harmony in that song.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 19, 2024 04:18 PM (k9OZB)
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 19, 2024 04:19 PM (W3T6M)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 19, 2024 04:13 PM (GBKbO)
You try and be witty without a soul.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 19, 2024 04:15 PM (KbCG3)
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If one is to hit on chicks half one's age, one must be prepared for witty reparte regarding that gap.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 19, 2024 04:16 PM (GBKbO)
______
"Are you her daddy?"
"I will be tonight."
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 19, 2024 04:19 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 19, 2024
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Oh, I well remember their famous singles like "Do It Again," "Rikki, Don't Lose That Number," "Reelin' in the Years," and the like. Always liked those.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2024 04:19 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 19, 2024 04:16 PM (O8bOp)
If Cobbie is around, David Palmer (the lead vocalist on Dirty Work along with Fagen), was at one time an artist working in Charlotte.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 19, 2024 04:19 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Vengeance
......
Did she call after she finished it?
Posted by: wth at September 19, 2024 04:19 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: tubal at September 19, 2024 04:18 PM (PCK5/)
Exactly my age minus exactly my fiancee's age.
*looks over shoulder*
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 19, 2024 04:19 PM (nPLkK)
For women it ranged from a few years older when they were young to a few years younger as they got older.
For men it started off at the same age as them and then stopped moving past 24.
And...it makes sense. Men's fertility only has a slight decline as they get older, but women's fertility starts to tail off after the mid 20s.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2024 04:19 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Sifty at September 19, 2024 04:19 PM (Z54WM)
Posted by: Vengeance
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A kid? Absolutely. A legal adult in her reproductive prime and able to have and care for multiple children for 10+ years? That's ideal. Matter of fact, it's the best thing for the woman, and it's shameful that society has damaged them and their families they way it has since the 70s.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and pleasantness at September 19, 2024 04:20 PM (7h9jE)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2024 04:20 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 19, 2024 04:20 PM (D6PGr)
They were cute, but no.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2024 04:20 PM (v6JzV)
You try and be witty without a soul.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 19, 2024 04:15 PM (KbCG3)
Contingencies, man.
You gotta go in with not only a Plan A but a Plan B and C.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 19, 2024 04:20 PM (eDfFs)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at September 19, 2024 04:20 PM (7d3jo)
Posted by: tubal at September 19, 2024 04:18 PM (PCK5/)
If you're above the age of 25 and get invited to a high school homecoming dance, you may want to reevaluate.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 19, 2024 04:20 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: tubal at September 19, 2024 04:18 PM (PCK5/)
Totally depends on the size of your... bank account.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 19, 2024 04:20 PM (xaFKb)
"Are you her daddy?"
"I will be tonight."
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 19, 2024 04:19 PM (iFTx/)
Why? Did she have sex with her daddy?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2024 04:21 PM (dTTBf)
Posted by: tankdemon at September 19, 2024 04:21 PM (brcBg)
Posted by: tubal
......
since I'm 29, I won't take anybody younger than 20.
Posted by: wth at September 19, 2024 04:21 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 19, 2024 04:18 PM (0CU3H)
I'm kinda partial to "Walk Between The Raindrops."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 19, 2024 04:21 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 19, 2024 04:15 PM (KbCG3)
Contingencies, man.
You gotta go in with not only a Plan A but a Plan B and C.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 19, 2024 04:20 PM (eDfFs)
Then, Plan 9.
Posted by: Commander Eros at September 19, 2024 04:21 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Jim Rose at September 19, 2024 04:21 PM (miqrx)
Skunk Baxter.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2024 04:22 PM (hIcZx)
Posted by: tubal at September 19
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I always heard the rule of thumb for men was half your age plus 7.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 19, 2024 04:22 PM (89gnU)
Except in California, where its anything goes so long as you're a Democrat and don't use plastic straws.
Posted by: Crusader at September 19, 2024 04:22 PM (azSra)
Walk Between the Raindrops
The Nightfly is something I've owned on vinyl, on cassette, on CD.
All packed away now, I stream everything.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 19, 2024 04:22 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2024 04:22 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 19, 2024 04:22 PM (xaFKb)
JD Ryznar, who created the Yacht Rock youtube series and term “yacht rock”, described the music as "Michael McDonald is singing background vocals and there’s guys on boats on the covers; it feels like you’re on a yacht listening to it."
The other term they almost used was Marina Rock as a takeoff on Arena Rock.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 19, 2024 04:22 PM (eb5mD)
Posted by: Jim Rose at September 19, 2024 04:21 PM (miqrx)
Yeeeeaahh… that one’s a little bit over the line, especially when you look at Benny…
Posted by: tubal at September 19, 2024 04:23 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 19, 2024 04:23 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 19, 2024 04:23 PM (MeG8a)
What's that "rule" on this? Half your age + 7 is the minimum?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 19, 2024 04:23 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: t-bird at September 19, 2024 04:23 PM (gf6mn)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2024 04:24 PM (AEwIA)
Posted by: tubal at September 19, 2024 04:18 PM (PCK5/)
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I look at it like this - people change a ton in their 20's. They're different people at 30 than they were. You just go through a lot.
I went through that one time. I don't want to be along for the ride while some young thing I'm dating is going through it. Besides, even if I did, she would be a different person by the end!
That's my line... "I've been through that and don't want to do it again"
Posted by: 496 at September 19, 2024 04:24 PM (naoV2)
Posted by: tubal at September 19, 2024 04:18 PM (PCK5/)
I really don't have any. If it's legal, I don't care. It's not that I don't ever have an opinion. I sometimes privately laugh at old, rich men and their young things, or sad-ass, bedraggled cougars chasing college boys. But I don't have public opinions. Why should I? I can barely make my own relationships work, to be frank, and I don't see myself as fit to run anyone else's from my armchair. Life's messy. They're entitled to cut their own trail to hell, if that's what they're doing.
Posted by: freedom is sometimes ugly at September 19, 2024 04:24 PM (ABfXW)
IIRC he was 37 she was 24.
If a 24 year old is a kid why do we let them sign contracts and take out loans?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2024 04:24 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2024 04:24 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Northernlurker
Hello Toronto! How's it going, eh? Say, buddy, I'm a bit peckish, eh? You have Tim Hortons? Maybe some poutine? Why yes, I always carry a bottle of maple syrup in my purse, eh. CACKLE CACKLE CACKLE!!!
Posted by: Kamala Harris on Toronto Podcast at September 19, 2024 04:24 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Jim Rose at September 19, 2024 04:21 PM (miqrx)
A popular wedding song in its day that's still on many "Wedding Music" CDs. I was always like "did any of you listen to the fucking lyrics??" Same with Sade's "No Ordinary Love." It's NOT a love song.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 19, 2024 04:24 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: tubal at September 19, 2024 04:18 PM (PCK5/)
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25 years older than my adult daughter. My fantasies remain just that: fantasies.
Posted by: Turn 2 at September 19, 2024 04:24 PM (ZHnRd)
https://tinyurl.com/mwstnr64
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 19, 2024 04:24 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: spindrift at September 19, 2024 04:25 PM (OguvZ)
Posted by: tubal at September 19, 2024 04:18 PM (PCK5/)
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Generally 21. If she's younger (but legal), I'll look the other way if she's really hot.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 19, 2024 04:25 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2024 04:22 PM (J2vNu)
That's IGY.
Posted by: zombie Bo Diddley at September 19, 2024 04:25 PM (pjBYi)
'Concorde.'
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at September 19, 2024 04:25 PM (7d3jo)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 19, 2024 04:26 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
They're all 18 in my eyes, Jack! That's the secret to my sexcess!
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 04:26 PM (JCZqz)
Experiment time:
Since ham radios have been mentioned, and I am now typing this comment, let's see if my Youtube recommends ham radio videos to me.
Because Google is monitoring every thing we read & type.
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 19, 2024 04:15 PM
I shit you not, I just refreshed my Youtube main page and guess what: TWO ham radio videos are recommended to me.
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 19, 2024 04:26 PM (fZ7Yz)
Posted by: wth at September 19, 2024 04:26 PM (v0R5T)
Seeing no hands, the motion is tabled.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2024 04:26 PM (AEwIA)
Posted by: t-bird at September 19, 2024 04:26 PM (gf6mn)
https://tinyurl.com/mwstnr64
Remember when the left said we should start WWIII with Russia because they bought face book ads?
Odd that assassination teams are ok though.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2024 04:26 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2024 04:22 PM (J2vNu)
Darrell Harris's fav: "I.G.Y. ( What a Beautiful World ) "
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 19, 2024 04:26 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 19, 2024 04:26 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Kamala Harris on Toronto Podcast at September 19, 2024 04:24 PM (JCZqz)
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Don't call me "buddy," pal.
Posted by: Terrance at September 19, 2024 04:26 PM (VdhcA)
https://tinyurl.com/mwstnr64
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 19, 2024 04:24 PM (/U5Yz)
I really can't trust a DAMN word he says.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 19, 2024 04:27 PM (FCrpy)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 19, 2024 04:15 PM (KbCG3)
Trust me, you just find the edges where it used to be and you won't be far wrong.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2024 04:27 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: wth
A variant of that is "I can read the menu, I just can't eat."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2024 04:27 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2024 04:27 PM (IyPmt)
Posted by: gourmand du jour
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God bless those men and women.
The U.S. has terrible reproduction numbers, and they'll just get worse the closer we get to 2030.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and pleasantness at September 19, 2024 04:27 PM (7h9jE)
No more dating for me. They always freak out when they see the lantern battery. Never could understand women.
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at September 19, 2024 04:27 PM (7d3jo)
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AoS. Best place on the inernet.
Posted by: scampydog at September 19, 2024 04:27 PM (91//o)
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2024 04:28 PM (nFx0I)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2024 04:16 PM (J2vNu)
"Yeah, but I won't walk out on you"
Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2024 04:28 PM (D7oie)
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I think it was Fagan who was trashing Trump voters and Trump about a month ago. There's some other comment up thread about the rest of the band I wanted to copy, but can't find it now, dern it.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 19, 2024 04:28 PM (N2zvp)
Posted by: tubal
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Jesse was 15 years older than me, but I was 47 when we met.
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 19, 2024 04:28 PM (iZbyp)
Forget Gaetz. The alerts have never been higher. Avoid public spaces when you can. Make sure you carry if you’re licensed.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2024 04:28 PM (AEwIA)
The video where Biden is riding a bike, sees a tween, and immediately bolt over to her so fast he falls off his bike is an amazing thing to see.
You know in comedy movies they'll have the dorky male lead see a hot woman and fall over running over to talk to her? It was the same for Joey except the girl was 12 at most.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2024 04:28 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2024 04:28 PM (pjBYi)
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at September 19, 2024 04:28 PM (K4IF9)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 19, 2024 04:28 PM (PiwSw)
Seeing no hands, the motion is tabled.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2024 04:26 PM (AEwIA)
You know, there's actually a setting in most modern browsers regarding this that you can change any time you like, which will make your browser do absolutely nothing different than what it's already doing.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 19, 2024 04:29 PM (nPLkK)
If it isn't done by force, then it's not really trafficking, right?
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 19, 2024 04:29 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio
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It's the TV preacher pompadour.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 19, 2024 04:29 PM (89gnU)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 19, 2024 04:28 PM (PiwSw
I believe so...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2024 04:29 PM (IyPmt)
Watch the video and prepare to intensify your revulsion.
Posted by: t-bird at September 19, 2024 04:29 PM (gf6mn)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 19, 2024 04:29 PM (nPLkK)
Posted by: Romeo13
That's a bit skewed for my taste. 1/2 is a little young....I start 'em off around 5-6. 7, on the other hand, is a bit low...I'll go up to 12 or so. I try to follow that Muhammed guy's example. Obama showed me....that guy had some good ideas.
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 04:29 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: It's me donna
......
She actually thinks she's going to win one state?
Posted by: wth at September 19, 2024 04:29 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: wth
A variant of that is "I can read the menu, I just can't eat."
At one point the Clinton defense was "eating ain't cheating"
Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2024 04:29 PM (oZhjI)
But just fine for paraders? Fuck these people.
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 19, 2024 04:30 PM (NMT5x)
I felt up a 16 year old girl once. Sure, I was 16 as well but you see the position that puts me in.
Posted by: Auspex at September 19, 2024 04:30 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 19, 2024 04:28 PM (PiwSw
I believe so...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2024 04:29 PM (IyPmt)
I mentioned that waaay upthread… I think she had that reputation… that or a superfluous Royal hanger-on…
Posted by: tubal at September 19, 2024 04:30 PM (PCK5/)
TOO OLD
Posted by: Pedo Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 04:31 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 19, 2024 04:31 PM (Npncq)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 19, 2024 04:31 PM (Tucb5)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 19, 2024 04:31 PM (17s+e)
And Blythe Danner sang -- Gwneth Paltrow's mom
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2024 04:31 PM (nFx0I)
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I remember in '16 when Maddow was all giddy on TV saying that SC was in play for Cankles. Uh-huh...
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 19, 2024 04:31 PM (N2zvp)
No non church ladies on the left had anything to do with it?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2024 04:32 PM (dTTBf)
Why would one do that?
It's like gratuitously tearing off mattress tags.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 19, 2024 04:32 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2024 04:32 PM (J2vNu)
Also The Professional.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 19, 2024 04:32 PM (jNAzB)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2024 04:32 PM (J2vNu)
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Retired to Sicily?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 19, 2024 04:32 PM (VdhcA)
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2024
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Always thought Blythe was lovelier than her daughter was at the same age.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2024 04:33 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Auspex
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Missionary?
Posted by: wth at September 19, 2024 04:33 PM (v0R5T)
Sometimes you just can't win.
Posted by: From about That Time at September 19, 2024 04:33 PM (4780s)
Posted by: Ignoramus
See her in the movie version of 1776, as Jefferson's wife. Though I believe she was dubbed there. Stunning beauty, however. Much more than her meh daughter.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2024 04:33 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 19, 2024 04:32 PM (VdhcA)
With his pal, Ermo.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 19, 2024 04:34 PM (nPLkK)
No non church ladies on the left had anything to do with it?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2024 04:32 PM (dTTBf)
No they didn't.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 19, 2024 04:34 PM (jNAzB)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 19, 2024 04:34 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 19, 2024 04:34 PM (Tucb5)
And this https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=L21mYN9mFP4
Were in my music rotation in college.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 19, 2024 04:34 PM (17s+e)
No non church ladies on the left had anything to do with it?
Well I do remember at the time that even on nominal right leaning forums like Hot Gas there were a lot of posters saying we had to dump Moore because uh...the accusations were never exactly clear but...he married a 24 year old!!!
Note, he ended up leading the anti-clot shot movement in his state. Damn shame he wasn't in the Senate when Biden came up with his mandate.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2024 04:34 PM (oZhjI)
Listen, y’all. I appreciate you, I have friends I adore. But I am not really thinking about going to a hotel, doing drugs and getting naked with any of you.
Posted by: Piper at September 19, 2024 04:34 PM (7gm9V)
Posted by: P Diddy-Phile at September 19, 2024 04:34 PM (ls1gy)
But that would mean the front group knew who was terrorist and who wasn't. Now, if you paraded some of your own agents in as consumers to mix in as part of the charade, then maybe. But that would mean a lot of personnel and making the purchases very obvious which would draw suspicion.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 19, 2024 04:34 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
She's still lovlier than Goop Girl.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2024 04:34 PM (v6JzV)
No non church ladies on the left had anything to do with it?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2024 04:32 PM (dTTBf)
It was the Right. There were commenters right here slagging Moore for "macking on" teens. Don't take the term "church lady" literally here. It was morally-preening c***s of both sexes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2024 04:34 PM (pjBYi)
Posted by: From about That Time at September 19, 2024 04:35 PM (4780s)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 19, 2024 04:31 PM (Npncq)
"This is our turf, bub."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 19, 2024 04:35 PM (nPLkK)
Posted by: tubal at September 19, 2024 04:18 PM (PCK5/)
Well, since I'm married this doesn't really apply.
But, if I weren't, 18 or above would be fine.
Of course, it to would be stupid to pursue women of that age unless you were fabulously wealthy or famous, etc because that isn't going to happen.
Judging from the guys in my age range who have gotten divorced, roughly mid-30s seems to be the youngest practical age to try and date.
So, that would be the reality I believe.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 19, 2024 04:35 PM (eDfFs)
Posted by: Ignoramus
See her in the movie version of 1776, as Jefferson's wife. Though I believe she was dubbed there. Stunning beauty, however. Much more than her meh daughter.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2024
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Even before that, she did some TV: a sitcom version of the old Hepburn-Tracy film Adam's Rib, where she co-starred with Ken Howard (no relation that I know of to Ron or Clint). Around 1972, I think.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2024 04:35 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2024 04:33 PM (v6JzV)
Yup. First saw her in The Great Santini. How about THAT, sports fans?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 19, 2024 04:35 PM (DlVGn)
Posted by: Piper at September 19, 2024 04:34 PM (7gm9V)
Me neither.
My friends just aren't pretty enough to see naked.
Posted by: I kid, mostly at September 19, 2024 04:36 PM (ABfXW)
Posted by: Piper at September 19, 2024 04:36 PM (7gm9V)
Posted by: Piper
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*bubble pop*
Posted by: wth at September 19, 2024 04:36 PM (v0R5T)
She was 20 years his senior. He's not 60 yet.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 19, 2024 04:37 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2024 04:37 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2024 04:32 PM (dTTBf)
No they didn't.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
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There was no deception involved with his take down. None.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 19, 2024 04:37 PM (Tucb5)
Insufficient, unless it was accompanied by a sufficient stack of cash.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 19, 2024 04:38 PM (aXxgO)
She was 20 years his senior. He's not 60 yet.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 19, 2024
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Sounds like the age difference between Raymond Chandler and his wife.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2024 04:38 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 19, 2024 04:34 PM (aXxgO)
They weren't retailing these pagers from a market stall in Beirut. They sold a consignment of a few thousand to a Hezbo purchasing agent, from Hungary, I think.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2024 04:38 PM (pjBYi)
https://tinyurl.com/mwstnr64
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 19, 2024 04:24 PM (/U5Yz)
Only five???
Honestly, this sounds a little like the Senator in The Manchurian Candidate (the original one) who said there were 57 commies in the State Department. Even if he thinks he has a valid source, a specific (and low!) number gives the impression that it's a limited threat, and we don't have to worry about how fcking corrupt our entire feralgov is.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 19, 2024 04:38 PM (FnneF)
He played Jefferson in 1776. So she played his wife there.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2024
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Cool!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2024 04:38 PM (J2vNu)
Half as much as, everybody thinks you do.
Posted by: Gunslinger at September 19, 2024 04:42 PM (R2gO3)
https://youtu.be/p98PjtSfNWo?si=bc3LL6ujQf1tPEct
yeah that was my favorite song for about a week. I don't have to click on it, i Know it's I Know There's Something Going On. YouTube just suggested that to me.
Posted by: ace at September 19, 2024 04:44 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: 4chan at September 19, 2024 04:46 PM (FWuXi)
Armed with time and interest, Baxter wrote a five-page paper suggesting that the military's ship-based Aegis anti-aircraft system could be converted into a missile-defense solution. He took the paper to Rep. Dana Rohrabacher, who in turn passed it on to Rep. Curt Weldon. Both were amazed, and Baxter was quickly drafted into service as a consultant; along with the U.S. Department of Defense he's also done work for the Pentagon's Missile Defense Agency, National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency and private defense innovators such as Northrop Grumman.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 19, 2024 04:50 PM (NtVYv)
Might as well be donating directly to Harris.
Find a new hobby.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 19, 2024 04:52 PM (gUzGB)
So did he blackmail the wrong person, or are the departments looking for a cheap win like when they arrested a few B list actresses pulling strings to get their kids scholarships into mediocre colleges?
Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2024 04:52 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Java Joe at September 19, 2024 04:53 PM (BkO9X)
And he also played a sublime slide guitar with the Ventures on "Sleepwalk"
Posted by: Gunslinger at September 19, 2024 04:53 PM (R2gO3)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 19, 2024 04:34 PM (JCZqz)
He was one of the big commenters on Gamergate, so was a big target for the first wave of cancel culture with his original channel. He's switched away to his current Lotus Eaters and the trolls haven't been the same problem for him since.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2024 04:57 PM (n7h9X)
I see this at Althouse's site and whenever I go to feminist websites as well.
Leo D, for example, is a "pedo" because he is dating a 20-something year old. He might be a cad, and probably is. But if words mean anything he's not a pedo...unlike say Bill Clinton.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2024 04:10 PM (oZhjI)
Its pretty simple, with the decline of women being in stable relationships or putting off marriage to have sex for 20 years and then trying to recover, women are realizing that men can't be convinced that young women aren't prettier than older women.
The rich and powerful men they covet and think they deserve as their right have lots of options and are no longer receptive to bullying. Its just bitching about competition. Now if they had taken a risk on a guy at a younger age and stuck with him, he'd be have been loyal but this is not considered.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2024 05:05 PM (n7h9X)
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