Mid-Morning Art Thread

Sleeping Nude with Arms Open (Red Nude)
Amedeo Modigliani

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 Boobies

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2024 09:30 AM (fwDg9)

2 heh heh heh
heh heh
heh heh heh heh

Posted by: Beavis and Butt-head at September 20, 2024 09:31 AM (DTX3h)

3 Nekkid !!

Posted by: Here we go... at September 20, 2024 09:31 AM (DobEs)

4 Wel, well, well! A jump start for the heart on a Friday!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2024 09:31 AM (J2vNu)

5 Painting is okay but he is really good at pillow placements.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 20, 2024 09:32 AM (B59gt)

6 Fucking Art!

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 20, 2024 09:32 AM (W3T6M)

7
Modigliani: making young nekkid women look ugly.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2024 09:32 AM (BkEzK)

8 Oh, very nice.

Great way to wrap up the week, CBD. Thanks!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 09:32 AM (v6JzV)

9 Gosh

I want to buy her presents, and take her home to meet my mom!

Posted by: Don Black at September 20, 2024 09:32 AM (/7KEl)

10 Whoa. That woke me up.

Posted by: Cannibal Roberto at September 20, 2024 09:32 AM (UW5ES)

11 Bandersnatch would have appreciated this one.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2024 09:32 AM (W2u7f)

12 Description checks out.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2024 09:32 AM (Q4IgG)

13 Did we have this already?

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at September 20, 2024 09:32 AM (SfhV1)

14 That's a famous one.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 09:33 AM (CEzQx)

15 Dutifully called em as always

Not really done to my liking

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2024 09:33 AM (fwDg9)

16 Painting is okay but he is really good at pillow placements.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 20, 2024

***
You're telling me!

Posted by: Mike Lindell at September 20, 2024 09:33 AM (J2vNu)

17 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

18 Now that's art!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 20, 2024 09:33 AM (hOUT3)

19 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Nothing ugly about her.

I mean, she's no Pager Girl, but she'll do nicely.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 09:33 AM (v6JzV)

20 It would seem she trims her bush.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 20, 2024 09:33 AM (W3T6M)

21
Meh. She's no Naked Maja.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2024 09:34 AM (BkEzK)

22 Boobs, so art.

But it looks kinda cartoonish.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2024 09:34 AM (HnUIn)

23 Them's some small areola........

But BOOBS!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

24 I miss him.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2024 09:34 AM (W2u7f)

25 The prosthetic legs might be a turn-off, tho.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

26 We got bush!
Posted by: Porky's

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 20, 2024 09:34 AM (3+vxq)

27 Does this have anything to do with the new Modigliani biopic ? Opening in bella Roma ?

Posted by: runner at September 20, 2024 09:34 AM (V13WU)

28 "What is a woman?"

Posted by: red speck at September 20, 2024 09:34 AM (0Id0S)

29 Well, the color choice is questionable, and the skill in painting her hands. . . something something it's no Rothko!!

Heh. What can we say about this one, CND?!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2024 09:34 AM (Pijte)

30 Was getting my hopes up for a hot guy.
I should have known better.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 20, 2024 09:34 AM (NpAcC)

31 Yeah. I probably would.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at September 20, 2024 09:35 AM (g8Ew8)

32 Whoa, the lady will get a sunburn.

Posted by: dantesed at September 20, 2024 09:35 AM (Oy/m2)

33 14 That's a famous one.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 09:33 AM (CEzQx)

Neither Amos, nor anus . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 09:35 AM (x0n13)

34 She's not French. No armpit hair.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

35 I think ol' Amedeo started with her face and moved quickly to areas he -- surprisingly -- found more important.

Posted by: red speck at September 20, 2024 09:36 AM (0Id0S)

36 wrong movie

Posted by: Don Black at September 20, 2024 09:36 AM (/7KEl)

37 Did we have this already?

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Blue nude ? *there is one !

Posted by: runner at September 20, 2024 09:36 AM (V13WU)

38
No tan lines. Suspicious.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2024 09:36 AM (BkEzK)

39

I am a big fan of Modigliani. The story goes that he alternates between painting and schtupping his models.

Meh, don't all artists do that?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 09:36 AM (x0n13)

40 We got bush
-Booger

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 20, 2024 09:36 AM (MGB5H)

41 HELLO NURSE!!!!

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 20, 2024 09:36 AM (FZYNt)

42 Her face does seem to have a bit of a young Joan Collins vibe.

Posted by: red speck at September 20, 2024 09:36 AM (0Id0S)

43 Elbows sharp.

+1

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at September 20, 2024 09:36 AM (Y8lzz)

44 This is from 1917. From what I see in WikiArt, this representation of the woman's face and body is much more realistic and effective than a lot of others. His Jeanne Hebuterne and Portrait of Jeanne Hebuterne make the poor girl look like her face and head are melting.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2024 09:36 AM (J2vNu)

45
Meh, don't all artists do that?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 09:36 AM (x0n13)

It's hard to f*ck in the abstract.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at September 20, 2024 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

46 And shaved pits!

Posted by: Bonus at September 20, 2024 09:37 AM (DobEs)

47 34 She's not French. No armpit hair.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

Look closer. It is there.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 09:37 AM (x0n13)

48 Posted by: Paul at September 20, 2024 09:37 AM (zToiC)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at September 20, 2024 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

49 Jackie Collins?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 20, 2024 09:37 AM (P3VPf)

50 Edith Keeler after Kirk got done with her.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 20, 2024 09:37 AM (VwHCD)

51
Did not Edgar Allen Poe write the tale, "A Cask of Modigliani"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2024 09:37 AM (xG4kz)

52 Awkward position to be sleeping in. She's not all that an attractive of a subject.

Send this one to the auction house and hope for enough to buy a fifth of Bailey's.

Posted by: I'll choose a new nick later-Certified Dangerous Radical at September 20, 2024 09:38 AM (89Sog)

53
Look closer. It is there.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 09:37 AM (x0n13)

The left armpit is just covered in a poorly rendered shadow matching the pillow.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

54 Paul's just upset that it's not a naked dude.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 09:38 AM (v6JzV)

55 I'll be the first to admit that her thighs, at least at this angle, are kinda heavy-looking. "Knockin' me out with those Parisian thighs --"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2024 09:38 AM (J2vNu)

56 Jackie Collins?

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Heh. I meant Joan Collins.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 20, 2024 09:38 AM (P3VPf)

57 34 She's not French. No armpit hair.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

Jennifer Garner as the roofies wore off. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 09:38 AM (x0n13)

58 Apparently, our troll has a problem with an appreciation of a natural female form in the nude.

Not enough kink for ya, paulie?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2024 09:39 AM (Pijte)

59 I think it's funny Paul thinks a book in an elementary school library training boys how to suck dick is the same as an artist painting of a naked women sleeping.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

60 That's it! I'm sending every one of you fappers to Teh Barrel.

Posted by: creeper at September 20, 2024 09:40 AM (M6moH)

61 22 Boobs, so art.

But it looks kinda cartoonish.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2024 09:34 AM (HnUIn)
_______
Hey! It's your job to show us something better.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 20, 2024 09:40 AM (1bNHn)

62 Yeah, she does look like Joan Collins.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 09:40 AM (v6JzV)

63 51 Edith Keeler after Kirk got done with her.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 20, 2024 09:37 AM (VwHCD)

Meh, I should'a let Hitler get the bomb, she muttered before vanishing in a time-loop paradox!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 09:40 AM (x0n13)

64 I'd recognize Sophia Loren anywhere.

Happy Birthday Sophia!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 20, 2024 09:40 AM (RIvkX)

65 RICK!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2024 09:40 AM (W2u7f)

66 62 Yeah, she does look like Joan Collins.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 09:40 AM (v6JzV)

The Sitting on the Edge of Forever Ottoman!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 09:41 AM (x0n13)

67 Loser trolls an art thread?

Get a life bro.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 20, 2024 09:41 AM (RIvkX)

68 I'd recognize Sophia Loren anywhere.

Happy Birthday Sophia!
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Even at 90 I would let her do things to me.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 09:41 AM (v6JzV)

69
There's no dog, but I see a...

Posted by: Auspex at September 20, 2024 09:41 AM (j4U/Z)

70 Boobs, so art.

But it looks kinda cartoonish.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2024

***
This would have shocked the normies and rubes, in 1917. Wiki says: "He is known for portraits and nudes in a modern style characterized by a surreal elongation of faces, necks, and figures -- works that were not received well during his lifetime, but later became much sought-after." This one is much less stylized.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2024 09:41 AM (J2vNu)

71
Awkward position to be sleeping in. She's not all that an attractive of a subject.

In actual life the model may well have been attractive, but there wasn't a chance in hell that this guy would have rendered her so.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2024 09:41 AM (xG4kz)

72 Some of the people Modigliani painted portraits of should ask for their money back.

Posted by: Cubism Is So Wrong at September 20, 2024 09:42 AM (CV8a5)

73 It's hard to f*ck in the abstract.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at September 20, 2024 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

Try changing hands, doofus.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at September 20, 2024 09:42 AM (g8Ew8)

74 I scrolled all the way down looking for this but no one made the obvious play on “would hang” yet. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

Would bang.

Posted by: Obligatory Comment at September 20, 2024 09:43 AM (B4Nkq)

75 Modigliani?

Sounds like a product we'd produce.

Posted by: Ernest and Julio Gallo at September 20, 2024 09:43 AM (DobEs)

76 Loser trolls an art thread?

Get a life bro.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 20, 2024 09:41 AM (RIvkX)

Paul is the bastard son jizz bucket boy of his mother, the truck stop lot lizard of I-80.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

77 >>I'll be the first to admit that her thighs, at least at this angle, are kinda heavy-looking. "Knockin' me out with those Parisian thighs --"

I don't get it. . .

Posted by: Peter Paul Rubens at September 20, 2024 09:43 AM (Pijte)

78 I almost like the red color but its hardly geometric.

Posted by: Mark Rothko at September 20, 2024 09:43 AM (uUxLK)

79 Never could sleep on my back.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 20, 2024 09:43 AM (4780s)

80 Modigliani: making young nekkid women look ugly.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

***************

Before You Accuse Her, Take a Look at Yourselves - a limerick

CBD foists this nudity upopn us
But I'll tell you, (and I have to be honest)
We'll point out her trivial flaws
And disparage her because
Let's face it, we all look like Adonis

Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2024 09:43 AM (991eG)

81 75 Modigliani?

Sounds like a product we'd produce.
Posted by: Ernest and Julio Gallo at September 20, 2024 09:43 AM (DobEs)

Buttgieg pronounces it Mo's dig Le anal . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 09:43 AM (x0n13)

82 Prolly shoulda made sure the window was minimized before I opened the blog here in the hangar and stepped away....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at September 20, 2024 09:43 AM (luW68)

83 Niiice beaver

Posted by: Leslie Nielson at September 20, 2024 09:43 AM (Y1sOo)

84
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 9-17 - SLC-4E -
Vandenberg Space Force Base - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: September 20
Launch Time: 6:50 a.m. PDT, 1350 UTC, 15:50 CEST

https://www.youtube.com/live/hJrDoL5OA78

T - 6 minutes

Posted by: Ciampino thought 80MB was lots of disk space at September 20, 2024 09:44 AM (qfLjt)

85 83 Niiice beaver
Posted by: Leslie Nielson at September 20, 2024 09:43 AM (Y1sOo)

Haitians would grab and roast it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 09:44 AM (x0n13)

86 I don't get all of you stating that she's not attractive. She looks fine to me.

I mean, yeah, TJM would find something to fault her for, but the rest of you. Come on...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 09:44 AM (v6JzV)

87 ...Let's face it, we all look like Adonis
Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2024 09:43 AM (991eG)
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Standing right here.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 20, 2024 09:45 AM (RIvkX)

88 >>I'll be the first to admit that her thighs, at least at this angle, are kinda heavy-looking. "Knockin' me out with those Parisian thighs --"
*
I don't get it. . .
Posted by: Peter Paul Rubens at September 20, 2024

***
M'sieu Rubens, allow me to put it more simply.

NO FAT CHICKS!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2024 09:45 AM (J2vNu)

89 Did we have this already?

Yes, and it's probably Modigliani's most reproduced picture. She's very shapely. It's preferable, IMO, to the clothed women who all have long necks and long faces and except for the different clothing and hair styles look much alike. I prefer his nature landscapes .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 09:45 AM (dTTBf)

90 She's not really "sleeping." It's the post coital nap.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2024 09:45 AM (PhMTi)

91 Buttgieg pronounces it Mo's dig Le anal . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 09:43 AM (x0n13)
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Sometimes, you scare me.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 20, 2024 09:45 AM (RIvkX)

92 86 I don't get all of you stating that she's not attractive. She looks fine to me.

I mean, yeah, TJM would find something to fault her for, but the rest of you. Come on...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 09:44 AM (v6JzV)

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Creature of paint and canvas, not a real woman.

0/10

Would not bang.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 09:46 AM (GBKbO)

93 Paul is the bastard son jizz bucket boy of his mother, the truck stop lot lizard of I-80.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

Nastiest lot lizards I ever saw were at a small choke and puke on I-10 in Arizona. Couple of were living in a broken down 50 year old pickup and camper.

Yikes

Posted by: I'll choose a new nick later-Certified Dangerous Radical at September 20, 2024 09:46 AM (89Sog)

94 Definitely Art…

Posted by: tubal at September 20, 2024 09:46 AM (PCK5/)

95 Niiice beaver
Posted by: Leslie Nielson

Thank you! I just had it stuffed!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2024 09:46 AM (WXNFJ)

96 I don't get all of you stating that she's not attractive. She looks fine to me.

I mean, yeah, TJM would find something to fault her for, but the rest of you. Come on...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024

***
She is fine. The narrowness of her waist emphasizes her hips and chest very nicely, and I've always liked black hair and fair skin.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2024 09:46 AM (J2vNu)

97
P troll believed that he was putting cons in their place with his resolute and brave keyboard campaign against banning books.

When one is hampered by having only a first grade reading level and can color within the lines only with the greatest difficulty, the nuances of written arguments are beyond one's ken.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2024 09:47 AM (xG4kz)

98 Looks like someone is ready for bikini season.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 20, 2024 09:47 AM (CwhoI)

99 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 20, 2024 09:47 AM (hOUT3)

100 What's up with the bush?

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2024 09:47 AM (ewjUl)

101 408 Thanks. Now I have to find out where, or I assume I go to the gov't office and get an absentee ballot?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 09:17 AM (x0n13)
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I'd ask the post office.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at September 20, 2024 09:18
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Contact your County Clerk office. You can locate contact info here...

myvote.wi.gov/en-us/My-Municipal-Clerk

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 20, 2024 09:48 AM (ViCCR)

102 >> Loser trolls an art thread?
Get a life bro.

It makes perfect sense -- they haaaate normal expressions of heterosexuality.

This is a painting that celebrates attractive women. They must normalize the deviant, and demonize the normal. In troll's mind, we are not allowed to enjoy this because we want to make deviant sex porn masquerading as children's books off-limits in school. And all nudity is the same, right? Right?!?!?

Posted by: Peter Paul Rubens at September 20, 2024 09:48 AM (Pijte)

103 What's up with the bush?
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2024

***
The carpet could be a more sandy color, while the drapes owe their darkness to the hairdresser's art.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2024 09:48 AM (J2vNu)

104 36-24-36, ow, what a winning hand.

Posted by: The Commodores at September 20, 2024 09:49 AM (CwhoI)

105 crap post in 99]/i]

More classic Muldoon, thanks!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 20, 2024 09:49 AM (hOUT3)

106 Lol, I loaded up the page, saw today's painting pop up, and almost spit out my coffee in surprise. "Hello!"

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 20, 2024 09:49 AM (JCZqz)

107 89 Did we have this already?

Yes, and it's probably Modigliani's most reproduced picture. She's very shapely. It's preferable, IMO, to the clothed women who all have long necks and long faces and except for the different clothing and hair styles look much alike. I prefer his nature landscapes .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 09:45 AM (dTTBf)

IIRC she was his lover and he painted her many times.

Great episode of "The Forger's Masterclass" where he teaches or tries to teach his students how to paint in the style of Modigliani, with a model posed like this in the studio.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV4ZbK-siww

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 09:49 AM (x0n13)

108
...Let's face it, we all look like Adonis
Posted by: Muldoon

Oh, stop! Now we are all blushing!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2024 09:49 AM (xG4kz)

109 I quit!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 20, 2024 09:49 AM (hOUT3)

110 Man, the Reds in Modigliani's time were a lot better than ours. Nobody wants to see a nude of some half-haired wildebeest with a pharmaceutically withered schlong and a Pfizer tattoo.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2024 09:49 AM (0FoWg)

111 I may have to watch the movie if there is full-frontal nudity.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 20, 2024 09:49 AM (Z8Yh2)

112
He was your typical Parisian artist: alcoholic and a druggie.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2024 09:49 AM (BkEzK)

113 Perverted sex is the only acceptable sex now for the Deviant Prudes on the Left.

Posted by: tubal at September 20, 2024 09:50 AM (PCK5/)

114 Hadrian I am not surprised by that

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2024 09:50 AM (fwDg9)

115 Heh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 20, 2024 09:51 AM (y31cs)

116 Nobody wants to see a nude of some half-haired wildebeest with a pharmaceutically withered schlong and a Pfizer tattoo.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2024 09:49 AM (0FoWg)
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How daaaaare you!

Posted by: Joy Behar at September 20, 2024 09:51 AM (RIvkX)

117
99 100 comment rule. [CBD]
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again!

Bwahaha!

This is not your day to buy that lottery ticket, CH!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2024 09:51 AM (xG4kz)

118
Painted after her annual bath.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2024 09:51 AM (BkEzK)

119 52 Awkward position to be sleeping in. She's not all that an attractive of a subject.

Send this one to the auction house and hope for enough to buy a fifth of Bailey's.
Posted by: I'll choose a new nick later

She looked great at 3am after the fifth of Cuervo.

Posted by: Confused Moron at September 20, 2024 09:52 AM (JCZqz)

120 117
99 100 comment rule. [CBD]
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again!

Bwahaha!

This is not your day to buy that lottery ticket, CH!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2024 09:51 AM (xG4kz)

=======

"You lost so bad at the lottery with your $1 ticket that you owe the state $10,000."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 09:52 AM (GBKbO)

121
How daaaaare you!
Posted by: Joy Behar

Tell us your feelings about being replaced by screeching feral pigs, Joy!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2024 09:52 AM (xG4kz)

122 116 Nobody wants to see a nude of some half-haired wildebeest with a pharmaceutically withered schlong and a Pfizer tattoo.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2024 09:49 AM (0FoWg)
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How daaaaare you!
Posted by: Joy Behar

It's an acquired taste.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 20, 2024 09:52 AM (JCZqz)

123 whole lotta Rosie

Posted by: Don Black at September 20, 2024 09:53 AM (/7KEl)

124 I just thought of a new one...
"Who fears the beeper?"

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 09:53 AM (CEzQx)

125 And she has no tackle box face!

Posted by: Extra special at September 20, 2024 09:53 AM (DobEs)

126 >>Nobody wants to see a nude of some half-haired wildebeest with a pharmaceutically withered schlong and a Pfizer tattoo.

Gonna post not-so-artsy near nude of me at the beach on Instagram, teehee! Lizzo is my inspiration!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at September 20, 2024 09:54 AM (Pijte)

127 Newly discovered potentially dangerous asteroid found to be a contact binary

-
Well, at least it's not a non binary.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 20, 2024 09:54 AM (L/fGl)

128 CBD enforces the 100 comment rule with theall the mercy of Xerxes I

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 20, 2024 09:54 AM (RIvkX)

129 Surreal elongation of faces, necks, and figures sounds like he re-discovered Mannerism from the Renaissance.

Posted by: Lirio100 at September 20, 2024 09:54 AM (I5U35)

130 I didn't have staring at another woman's hedge on my bingo card this morning.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at September 20, 2024 09:54 AM (2xB3Z)

131 127 Newly discovered potentially dangerous asteroid found to be a contact binary

-
Well, at least it's not a non binary.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 20, 2024 09:54 AM (L/fGl)

See the link in the Science section on the Morning Report

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 09:54 AM (x0n13)

132 and I've always liked black hair and fair skin.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Mmmmm...Zooey Deschanel...mmmmmmm...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 09:54 AM (v6JzV)

133 >>I just thought of a new one...
"Who fears the beeper?"

Oh, that's goood!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2024 09:54 AM (Pijte)

134 She seems racist.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at September 20, 2024 09:55 AM (ytSiK)

135 100 What's up with the bush?
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2024 09:47

17 minutes. Not bad but I think not a record.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 20, 2024 09:55 AM (/y8xj)

136 125 And she has no tackle box face!
Posted by: Extra special at September 20, 2024 09:53 AM (DobEs)

Cracker Box Palace >>> Tackle box face

YMMV

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 09:55 AM (x0n13)

137 If she is a she that is.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at September 20, 2024 09:56 AM (ytSiK)

138 Newly discovered potentially dangerous asteroid found to be a contact binary

-
Well, at least it's not a non binary.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 20, 2024 09:54 AM (L/fGl)

So it's a cis-troid?

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at September 20, 2024 09:56 AM (g8Ew8)

139
Jeepers creepers
where'd you get those beepers
Jeepers creepers
how'd you lose those eyyyees

Posted by: ... at September 20, 2024 09:56 AM (LCr8f)

140 Hrothgar @99 would have been @100 if the troll's coomment hadn't been nuked.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2024 09:57 AM (991eG)

141 Newly discovered potentially dangerous asteroid found to be a contact binary
---------

They're naming it after Bill Hemmer

It's a Hemmeroid

Posted by: ... at September 20, 2024 09:57 AM (LCr8f)

142 How daaaaare you!
Posted by: Joy Behar

Tell us your feelings about being replaced by screeching feral pigs, Joy!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2024 09:52 AM (xG4kz)

-------------

I think it was yesterday I heard audio of some jokes from Gutfeld when he was interviewing Trump, and one of them was something like "that's more dangerous than having to bring food to the set of The View" or something.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 20, 2024 09:57 AM (P3VPf)

143
Jeepers creepers
where'd you get those peepers
Jeepers creepers
how'd you lose those eyyyees
Posted by: ...

Black, and empty ... like a doll's eyes

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2024 09:58 AM (xG4kz)

144 120 117
99 100 comment rule. [CBD]
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again!
Bwahaha!
This is not your day to buy that lottery ticket, CH!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2024 09:51 AM (xG4kz)
=======
"You lost so bad at the lottery with your $1 ticket that you owe the state $10,000."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 09:52 AM (GBKbO)

109 I quit!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 20, 2024 09:49 AM (hOUT3)

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 20, 2024 09:58 AM (hOUT3)

145 Breaking911
@Breaking911
AOC: "I'm gonna speak briefly as the highest-ranking Latino or Latina on this committee…Vice President Kamala Harris was not the quote, unquote Border Czar!”

-
Well, I'm glad we got that settled.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 20, 2024 09:58 AM (L/fGl)

146 Lena Dunham better keep her clothes on if she visits a Japanese beach. They don't have our hangups about whaling. If they see her, she'll be wearing cans on a supermarket shelf.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2024 09:59 AM (0FoWg)

147 Was expecting more western art. Disappointed.

Posted by: Tuna at September 20, 2024 09:59 AM (oaGWv)

148 145 Breaking911
@Breaking911
AOC: "I'm gonna speak briefly as the highest-ranking Latino or Latina on this committee…Vice President Kamala Harris was not the quote, unquote Border Czar!”

-
Well, I'm glad we got that settled.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 20, 2024 09:58 AM (L/fGl)

Go cry near a fence.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2024 09:59 AM (KbCG3)

149 145 Breaking911
@Breaking911
AOC: "I'm gonna speak briefly as the highest-ranking Latino or Latina on this committee…Vice President Kamala Harris was not the quote, unquote Border Czar!”

-
Well, I'm glad we got that settled.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 20, 2024 09:58 AM (L/fGl)

=======

The border is in great shape, and Kamala had nothing to do with it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 10:00 AM (GBKbO)

150 Alternate title:

"In Which Amedeo Modigliani Asserts That Lady Parts Are Leftist"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2024 10:00 AM (eDfFs)

151 Jeepers creepers
where'd you get those beepers
Jeepers creepers
how'd you lose those eyyyees
Posted by: ... at September 20, 2024 09:56 AM (LCr8f)

LOLOL. Awesome.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2024 10:00 AM (0FoWg)

152 Three Mile Island is going to be reopened, in order to provide power for AI at Microsoft.

I imagine there is some cognitive dissonance going on.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 20, 2024 10:00 AM (lTGtQ)

153
Alternate title:

"The Mystery of the Migrating Pussy"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2024 10:00 AM (eDfFs)

154 Like, From Steven Crowder:

Dr. Jay Varma, Former Senior Advisor for Public Health, NYC Mayor’s Office: “I had to be kind of sneaky about it [sex party] ... I was running the entire Covid response for the city…we rented a hotel...we all took like, you know, Molly [Ecstasy/MDMA] … 8 to 10 of us were in a room...like just being naked with friends…”
Dr. Varma: “We went to some like, underground dance party…underneath a bank on Wall Street…We were all rolling…”
Dr. Varma: “This was not Covid friendly.”
Dr. Varma: “I did all this deviant, sexual stuff while I was, you know, like on TV [press conferences] and stuff…”
Dr. Varma: “I actually was the one who convinced the Mayor [De Blasio] to make it [Covid Vaccine] a mandate.”
Dr. Varma: “So, the way we do it in public health is we make it very uncomfortable to be unvaccinated…They [the public] didn’t get vaccinated because they heard it’s safe, they gave in because it was really hard.”

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 20, 2024 10:00 AM (RIvkX)

155 36-24-36, ow, what a winning hand.
Posted by: The Commodores at September 20, 2024

***
In my DJ days, when that song came out, the phone requests I got for it were invariably from girls who sounded like teens and pre-teens. Not boys.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2024 10:00 AM (J2vNu)

156 AOC: "I'm gonna speak briefly as the highest-ranking Latino or Latina on this committee…

Did she just exclude all the other genders?

Posted by: t-bird at September 20, 2024 10:01 AM (9SBJU)

157 146 Lena Dunham better keep her clothes on if she visits a Japanese beach. They don't have our hangups about whaling. If they see her, she'll be wearing cans on a supermarket shelf.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

They also aren't big fans of tattoos on "respectable" women. Or cottage cheese.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 20, 2024 10:01 AM (JCZqz)

158
Hrothgar @99 would have been @100 if the troll's coomment hadn't been nuked.
Posted by: Muldoon

Point for clarification:

Does the 100 Comment Rule apply only UP TO comment 100 or UP THROUGH comment 100?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2024 10:01 AM (xG4kz)

159 156 AOC: "I'm gonna speak briefly as the highest-ranking Latino or Latina on this committee…

Did she just exclude all the other genders?
Posted by: t-bird at September 20, 2024 10:01 AM (9SBJU)

======

Yeah, she's not a good ally for the Latinx, is she?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 10:01 AM (GBKbO)

160 Posted by: Tuna at September 20, 2024 09:59 AM (oaGWv)

There's a screen name to go with today's art

Posted by: one hour sober at September 20, 2024 10:02 AM (Y1sOo)

161 156 AOC: "I'm gonna speak briefly as the highest-ranking Latino or Latina on this committee…

Did she just exclude all the other genders?
Posted by: t-bird

Even AOC isn't lame/woke enough to say "Latinx".

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 20, 2024 10:02 AM (JCZqz)

162 Has AoS Art Thread had bush before? We've had saggy old man ass, can't remember having bush. Anyone keeping track?

Posted by: JROD at September 20, 2024 10:02 AM (IlL6s)

163 Marina Medvin @MarinaMedvin
You won’t believe this — or maybe you will —

Rashida Tlaib’s Dearborn Michigan crowd is hosting a vigil for H!zbollah pager patrons 📟

https://tinyurl.com/5n6sm3e8
screencap

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 10:02 AM (CEzQx)

164 Does the 100 Comment Rule apply only UP TO comment 100 or UP THROUGH comment 100?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2024 10:01 AM (xG4kz)
====

Cheekiness duly noted.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 20, 2024 10:02 AM (RIvkX)

165 Lena Dunham better keep her clothes on if she visits a Japanese beach. They don't have our hangups about whaling. If they see her, she'll be wearing cans on a supermarket shelf.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2024

***
"If she shows now,
Shout 'Thar she blows now!'
It just might be my Clementine!"
( -- Bobby Darin)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2024 10:02 AM (J2vNu)

166 I notice comment #84 didn't get nuked for being OT.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:03 AM (v6JzV)

167 AOC: "I'm gonna speak briefly as the highest-ranking Latino or Latina on this committee…

What a hilariously racist ploy at credibility and authority.

Posted by: spindrift at September 20, 2024 10:03 AM (OguvZ)

168
AOC: "I'm gonna speak briefly as the highest-ranking Latino or Latina on this committee…

Oh, do shut up, you blathering and dimwitted braying jackass!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2024 10:03 AM (xG4kz)

169 I notice comment #84 didn't get nuked for being OT.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:03 AM (v6JzV)
===

Also very cheeky.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 20, 2024 10:03 AM (RIvkX)

170
Speaking as the top Bohunk-Italian mongrel on this thread, Vice President Harris was the Border Tsarina.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2024 10:04 AM (BkEzK)

171 When daylight savings starts the 100-comment rule applies to the first 113 comments.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 20, 2024 10:04 AM (RIvkX)

172 re early voting, when I do mine (yes, I do early voting..because), county clerk website would usually have locations where you can go and vote early. A lot of times it's a library or some such. The voting process itself is same as voting on day of election. Stay in line/or not, show id (or not) , get a ballot, etc.

Posted by: runner at September 20, 2024 10:05 AM (V13WU)

173 Bush did it.

Posted by: ... at September 20, 2024 10:05 AM (LCr8f)

174 153
Alternate title:

"The Mystery of the Migrating Pussy"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2024 10:00 AM (eDfFs)

Where the pussy skins and eats the Haitians?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 10:06 AM (x0n13)

175 and I've always liked black hair and fair skin.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
Mmmmm...Zooey Deschanel...mmmmmmm...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024

***
And Joan Collins, who was mentioned above. And Jaime Murray, among others.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2024 10:06 AM (J2vNu)

176 With her constant cackling, maybe she was appointed the Border Jester.

Posted by: t-bird at September 20, 2024 10:06 AM (9SBJU)

177
Cheekiness duly noted.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Do not goad me into going ...

Point of personal privilege! Do not use GENDERED language!

(Or whatever that blustering Young Socialist jackass bellowed.)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2024 10:07 AM (xG4kz)

178 167 AOC: "I'm gonna speak briefly as the highest-ranking Latino or Latina on this committee…

What a hilariously racist ploy at credibility and authority.
Posted by: spindrift at September 20, 2024 10:03 AM (OguvZ)

It's a lovely non sequitur. Being Latino gives her insight into who is named what?

I've also been told that non-border states should shut it about border issues. NY seems quite a ways from our southern border.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2024 10:07 AM (KbCG3)

179
I'd hit it...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 20, 2024 10:08 AM (5hfjS)

180 re early voting, when I do mine (yes, I do early voting..because), county clerk website would usually have locations where you can go and vote early. A lot of times it's a library or some such. The voting process itself is same as voting on day of election. Stay in line/or not, show id (or not) , get a ballot, etc.
Posted by: runner at September 20, 2024 1

***
For my precinct early voting is held in a handsome old City Hall building near the river on my side. I can usually hit it before they close on my way home from work. Hardly ever a problem (except that in late October it's still unpleasantly hot around here).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2024 10:09 AM (J2vNu)

181 For anyone who missed it, it is well worth checking out yesterday's "Quick Hits" thread.

My least-favorite cuck is Kevin Williamson, and Ace has some on-point and decidedly unpleasant things to say about him, and did so in his typical style. I quite appreciated it, and if you missed it, I think you should check it out.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2024 10:09 AM (HnUIn)

182 I really like Modigliani's work. I have a reproduction of one of his nudes, the one that's at the Guggenheim.

Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2024 10:09 AM (dCxaZ)

183 Breaking911 @Breaking911 43m
BREAKING: After Hezbollah fired more than 150 rockets into Northern Israel on Friday, the IDF has just retaliated by carrying out a targeted airstrike against a "senior Hezbollah figure" in the heart of Beirut.

Breaking911 @Breaking911 30m
The target of the Israeli airstrike in Beirut was Ibrahim Aqil, security sources tell Israeli media. Aqil sits on the Jihad Council, Hezbollah's top military body. Wanted by the United States.

https://tinyurl.com/yckcvn6u
'wanted' poster

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 10:09 AM (CEzQx)

184 and I've always liked black hair and fair skin.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
Mmmmm...Zooey Deschanel...mmmmmmm...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024

***
And Joan Collins, who was mentioned above. And Jaime Murray, among others.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2024 1

***
Let us not forget Liv Tyler, too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2024 10:10 AM (J2vNu)

185 Early voting, where every precinct knows how many votes of each party have already been cast

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2024 10:11 AM (I1GXe)

186 I think you should check it out.

will do, thanks for the tip. I miss most of the threads anymore

Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2024 10:11 AM (dCxaZ)

187 Let us not forget Liv Tyler, too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I've heard that she's kinda porked out, but she was lovely back in the day.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:12 AM (v6JzV)

188 183 Aqil sits on the Jihad Council, Hezbollah's top military body. Wanted by the United States.

https://tinyurl.com/yckcvn6u
'wanted' poster
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 10:09 AM (CEzQx)

Get what's left of the body and plop it on Garland's desk and demand the reward!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 10:12 AM (x0n13)

189 Hrothgar @99 would have been @100 if the troll's coomment hadn't been nuked.
Posted by: Muldoon

Yeah, I'm gonna have to throw a flag on that play...

Posted by: Oedipus at September 20, 2024 10:13 AM (Z6vKV)

190 Let us not forget Liv Tyler, too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2024 10:10 AM (J2vNu)

And Cyd Charisse.

Not to mention Ava Gardner ..

Posted by: mrp at September 20, 2024 10:13 AM (rj6Yv)

191 Does the 100 Comment Rule apply only UP TO comment 100 or UP THROUGH comment 100?

I'm fairly certain that we've seen

100 [100 Comment Rule]

before but it could have been a perfectly timed spoof.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 20, 2024 10:15 AM (/y8xj)

192 Where the pussy skins and eats the Haitians?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 10:06 AM

My pussy would never do such a thing!

Posted by: Mrs. Slocombe at September 20, 2024 10:15 AM (kgE5c)

193 Breaking911 @Breaking911 14h
TRUMP: "[Tim Walz] called up years ago, I was in the White House, and he said, 'My house is being surrounded by people with American flags!'

"He said, 'I think they're going to attack me. Could you put out the word, like, that I'm your friend?'"

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 10:15 AM (CEzQx)

194 Not to mention Ava Gardner ..
Posted by: mrp

Mickey Rooney must've had impressive skills to have landed her.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:15 AM (v6JzV)

195 Phyllis Diller had dark hair when she was younger.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 20, 2024 10:16 AM (lTGtQ)

196 Does the 100 Comment Rule apply only UP TO comment 100 or UP THROUGH comment 100?

***
If the proscription is for the first 100 comments, then Comment 100 has to be included -- as you won't have a hundred comments until No. 100 is posted.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2024 10:16 AM (J2vNu)

197 36-24-36, ow, what a winning hand.
Posted by: The Commodores

Rob Zombie does a great cover of this (assuming you like Zombie)

Posted by: Oedipus at September 20, 2024 10:16 AM (Z6vKV)

198
Alternate title:

"Woman's Vagina Gets Hip"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2024 10:16 AM (eDfFs)

199 196 If the proscription is for the first 100 comments, then Comment 100 has to be included -- as you won't have a hundred comments until No. 100 is posted.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2024 10:16 AM (J2vNu)

======

Comments should start with 0.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 10:16 AM (GBKbO)

200
I notice comment #84 didn't get nuked for being OT.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Ahem. I respectfully disagree. The Turgidson Exception applied there. To wit:

General "Buck" Turgidson:
I know how it is, baby. Tell you what you do: you just start your countdown, and old Bucky'll be back here before you can say "Blast off!"

The model was reposing there and possibly open to an amorous advance. The Turgidson Exception applied and comment #84 was indeed pertinent and not subject to the 100 Comment Rule.

** checks Pedantry level, sees that it is empty **
** vows to use resource more wisely next month **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2024 10:17 AM (xG4kz)

201
Three Mile Island is going to be reopened, in order to provide power for AI at Microsoft.

I imagine there is some cognitive dissonance going on.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 20, 2024 10:00 AM

Insane. I thought it was a joke at first.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 20, 2024 10:17 AM (RKVpM)

202
Mickey Rooney must've had impressive skills to have landed her.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:15 AM (v6JzV)

_________

He went up on her.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2024 10:17 AM (BkEzK)

203 From the top item on the sidebar:

“The Lord has given me everything, both for me personally and for my career, and he is number 1 for me and I am proud of that. And that will not change under any circumstances. Glory to Him and thanks for everything.”

this guy has his priorities right

Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2024 10:17 AM (dCxaZ)

204 Leading Report @LeadingReport 20h
BREAKING: Republican Springfield, Ohio, Mayor Rob Rue, who said he does not want Trump to visit his city, donates to Democrats.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 10:17 AM (CEzQx)

205 Phyllis Diller had dark hair when she was younger.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 20, 2024

***
"And then somebody complained about the spaghetti with the black root!"
( -- Phyllis, in one of her early standup routines)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2024 10:17 AM (J2vNu)

206 181 For anyone who missed it, it is well worth checking out yesterday's "Quick Hits" thread.

My least-favorite cuck is Kevin Williamson, and Ace has some on-point and decidedly unpleasant things to say about him, and did so in his typical style. I quite appreciated it, and if you missed it, I think you should check it out.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

I read a bit of the letter sent by the ex. She's so batshit crazy I felt sorry for KW. Evil, vindictive crazy. One of those people who blames everyone else for their misfortune. She's a nasty one.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2024 10:17 AM (l6Gmn)

207 Red hair and fair skin is my kryptonite. Like total loss of function kryptonite. Basically I become a mix of Biden and Kamala around them. Add in some gams and I'm basically Jimmy Carter.

Posted by: ... at September 20, 2024 10:17 AM (LCr8f)

208 I've also been told that non-border states should shut it about border issues. NY seems quite a ways from our southern border.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2024 10:07 AM (KbCG3)

Ohio sort of borders Canada out in Lake Erie, but their real border crisis is with Michigan.

Posted by: Auspex at September 20, 2024 10:18 AM (j4U/Z)

209 Insane. I thought it was a joke at first.

Posted by: Divide by Zero

One of the plants was shut down after the incident, one ran for 40 years and then was shut down.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 20, 2024 10:18 AM (lTGtQ)

210 Point for clarification:

Does the 100 Comment Rule apply only UP TO comment 100 or UP THROUGH comment 100?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2024 10:01 AM (xG4kz)
++++
Nobody knows. It's like the "don't comment on old threads" rule. How old is "old?" Where is the danger cutoff? Nobody knows. The threshold is there, but untested systematically.

So like the "don't comment on old threads" rule, it is best to interpret it conservatively...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2024 10:18 AM (HnUIn)

211 Leading Report @LeadingReport 13h
BREAKING: Oklahoma has announced the removal of over 453,000 ineligible voters from the state’s voter rolls since 2021.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 10:18 AM (CEzQx)

212 207 Red hair and fair skin is my kryptonite. Like total loss of function kryptonite. Basically I become a mix of Biden and Kamala around them. Add in some gams and I'm basically Jimmy Carter.
Posted by: ... at September 20, 2024 10:17 AM (LCr8f)

=======

You're not allowed to meet Dolley.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 10:18 AM (GBKbO)

213 211 Leading Report @LeadingReport 13h
BREAKING: Oklahoma has announced the removal of over 453,000 ineligible voters from the state’s voter rolls since 2021.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 10:18 AM (CEzQx)

This wouldn't be happening if we had a quality candidate.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2024 10:19 AM (KbCG3)

214 Nobody knows. It's like the "don't comment on old threads" rule. How old is "old?" Where is the danger cutoff? Nobody knows. The threshold is there, but untested systematically.

So like the "don't comment on old threads" rule, it is best to interpret it conservatively...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2024

***
Like navigating a minefield: It's best not to do it at all.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2024 10:19 AM (J2vNu)

215 211 Leading Report @LeadingReport 13h
BREAKING: Oklahoma has announced the removal of over 453,000 ineligible voters from the state’s voter rolls since 2021.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 10:18 AM (CEzQx)

======

Imagine how bad Illinois' voter rolls are.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 10:19 AM (GBKbO)

216 Thx CBD. Me like this painting. Would hang , repeatedly

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 20, 2024 10:19 AM (k2SDB)

217 Comments should start with 0.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 10:16 AM (GBKbO)
++++
But be sure it's clear that you're zero-indexed, rather than 1-indexed.

If you are unclear - or sloppy - that's how you end up with absurdities like, "the maximum device size when legacy MBR-format partitions are in use is 2 terabytes, less 512 bytes" and the problems such an oddity will cause a couple of decades down the line...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2024 10:20 AM (HnUIn)

218 Comments should start with 0.

+= 1;

Posted by: Old C Programmers at September 20, 2024 10:20 AM (/y8xj)

219 Imagine how bad Illinois' voter rolls are.
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You meant to say Pritzker Land, rite?

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 20, 2024 10:20 AM (W3T6M)

220 @207 ...I'm a fair skinned redhead and available big boy!

Posted by: RONALD MCDONALD at September 20, 2024 10:20 AM (IlL6s)

221
One of the plants was shut down after the incident, one ran for 40 years and then was shut down.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 20, 2024 10:18 AM

I visited there once. I think what happened to TMI was Pennsylvania residents were given 'choice' in energy providers and nobody chose nukes. Or not enough to make them profitable.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 20, 2024 10:20 AM (RKVpM)

222 Red hair and fair skin is my kryptonite. Like total loss of function kryptonite. Basically I become a mix of Biden and Kamala around them. Add in some gams and I'm basically Jimmy Carter.
Posted by: ... at September 20, 2024

***
"Wolfus had the same kryptonite."

Posted by: The Ex-Mrs. Wolfus No. 2, Smirking at September 20, 2024 10:20 AM (J2vNu)

223 Trump won OK by 33 points in 2020.

He won it by 37 in 2016.

With this purge, limiting what Democrat machines in places like Oklahoma City can do, it could be over 40%.

Should be fun.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 10:20 AM (GBKbO)

224 Red hair and fair skin is my kryptonite. Like total loss of function kryptonite. Basically I become a mix of Biden and Kamala around them. Add in some gams and I'm basically Jimmy Carter.
Posted by: ... at September 20, 2024 10:17 AM (LCr8f)
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Yup.

Knowing that one's chances are actually at zero, however, is oddly freeing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2024 10:21 AM (HnUIn)

225 You're not allowed to meet Dolley.

he's welcome to hang out with my boyfriend if he likes

Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2024 10:21 AM (dCxaZ)

226 KDW has said a lot nastier stuff about people than his ex said about him. And unlike her, he was talking about actually decent people, and the things he said about them weren't true.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2024 10:22 AM (0FoWg)

227
Ohio sort of borders Canada out in Lake Erie, but their real border crisis is with Michigan.
Posted by: Auspex

Dear Witless Buckeyes,

You insisted on having Toledo. It is yours and will remain yours. We consider the question closed.

Warmest smoochies,
Michigan

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2024 10:22 AM (xG4kz)

228 I'm a fair skinned redhead and available big boy!
Posted by: RONALD MCDONALD at September 20, 2024 10:20 AM (IlL6s)
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LOL. For some reason, ginger men appear to land on the other end of the spectrum. I don't know why. I'm not a dame.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2024 10:23 AM (HnUIn)

229 228 I'm a fair skinned redhead and available big boy!
Posted by: RONALD MCDONALD at September 20, 2024 10:20 AM (IlL6s)
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LOL. For some reason, ginger men appear to land on the other end of the spectrum. I don't know why. I'm not a dame.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2024 10:23 AM (HnUIn)

=======

That's Dolley's brother.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 10:23 AM (GBKbO)

230 1917

Posted by: JROD at September 20, 2024 10:23 AM (IlL6s)

231 I notice comment #84 didn't get nuked for being OT.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:03 AM (v6JzV)

CBD has been known in the past to forgive OT posts before 100 if they are not political. I suspect that if they derailed the thread he'd get annoyed.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 20, 2024 10:23 AM (T7iTv)

232
Artificial Intelligence is a solution in need of a problem. Not a fan of junk that burns so much electricity.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 20, 2024 10:24 AM (RKVpM)

233 223 Trump won OK by 33 points in 2020.

He won it by 37 in 2016.

With this purge, limiting what Democrat machines in places like Oklahoma City can do, it could be over 40%.

Should be fun.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 10:20 AM (GBKbO)

Red states tighten rolls. Suddenly the national popular vote tightens up. Dems don't know what to ban next.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2024 10:24 AM (KbCG3)

234 Comments should start with 0.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 10:16 AM (GBKbO)

We need to introduce a year "0." Take 1 BC and redesignate it "0." All the BC years would then be reduced by 1, and the AD years wouldn't be affected at all.

Enough of this "The 20th century didn't start until 1901 because there is no Year 0" crap. Always irritates me.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:24 AM (v6JzV)

235 You're not allowed to meet Dolley.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 10:18 AM (GBKbO)

I'm no threat to her this is what I'm saying.

Raven haired girls love me though. Always have.

Posted by: ... at September 20, 2024 10:24 AM (LCr8f)

236 Ok so the new asteroid is binary, but what are it's genders? Does it have tats and blue hair?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 20, 2024 10:24 AM (k2SDB)

237 234 Comments should start with 0.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 10:16 AM (GBKbO)

We need to introduce a year "0." Take 1 BC and redesignate it "0." All the BC years would then be reduced by 1, and the AD years wouldn't be affected at all.

Enough of this "The 20th century didn't start until 1901 because there is no Year 0" crap. Always irritates me.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:24 AM (v6JzV)

"Same." - Newman, planning his 2000 New Year's party

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2024 10:25 AM (KbCG3)

238 It seems odd we're still unclear on the 100 comment rule.

The first 100 comments must be on topic in the Art Thread (and Book Thread, I believe) or it can get the CBD treatment.

That means 1 through 100 must be on topic.

Capiche?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)

239 Mr. Modigliani has good taste in women.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024 10:25 AM (IjJkn)

240 Leading Report @LeadingReport 20h
BREAKING: Republican Springfield, Ohio, Mayor Rob Rue, who said he does not want Trump to visit his city, donates to Democrats.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 10:17 AM (CEzQx)

Sounds just like my Republican mayor.

Posted by: News Update at September 20, 2024 10:26 AM (D9GoZ)

241 238 Capiche?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)

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No capisco. Sono stupido.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 10:26 AM (GBKbO)

242 LOL. For some reason, ginger men appear to land on the other end of the spectrum. I don't know why. I'm not a dame.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

My son's a redhead and seems to have no problem with the ladies.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:26 AM (v6JzV)

243 C'mon and rock me Amedeo!

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 20, 2024 10:26 AM (NMT5x)

244 230 1917
Posted by: JROD
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Dude! You missed by 1,687!

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 10:27 AM (CEzQx)

245 The Israeli company that was behind selling the pagers to Hezbollah was.. Wait for it... BAC Consulting.. Their website: www.bacconsulting.org What an epic troll!

Posted by: catman at September 20, 2024 10:27 AM (4HMlb)

246
No capisco. Sono stupido.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 10:26 AM (GBKbO)

Well, you're an asshole, so.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)

247 My son's a redhead and seems to have no problem with the ladies.
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Are you sure he is your son?

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 20, 2024 10:27 AM (W3T6M)

248 Personally, I think if you spent any time married to Kevin Williamson, listening to his shrill bigotry and self-pity, and laying frigidly beneath his heaving, adipose bulk, you're by definition crazy.

But also entitled to any public outpouring of resentment you might feel compelled to make.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2024 10:27 AM (0FoWg)

249
Kevin Williamson's ex is insane enough that I'd feel sorry for anybody ELSE married to them ever... but Kevin's so horrific that somehow, they just break even. Still can't quite manage any sympathy for that utter piece of crap, even after reading her article detailing how she cheated on him during his father's funeral and I'd freaking feel sorry for Hillary Clinton if she had that story.

Posted by: American Hawkman at September 20, 2024 10:28 AM (9VDxG)

250
Vivek wanted to donate to $100,000 to Springfield, but no one would take his money. Some sorta red tape.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 20, 2024 10:28 AM (RKVpM)

251 Dear Witless Buckeyes,

You insisted on having Toledo. It is yours and will remain yours. We consider the question closed.

Warmest smoochies,
Michigan
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

The UP, which we got in exchange for Toledo, is way cooler, anyway.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:28 AM (v6JzV)

252 Yo, ya'll my bitches.

Posted by: Dr. Puffy Combs at September 20, 2024 10:28 AM (nDTFN)

253
Artificial Intelligence is a solution in need of a problem. Not a fan of junk that burns so much electricity.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

Solar cells and windmills aren't going to do the job.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2024 10:29 AM (63Dwl)

254 250
Vivek wanted to donate to $100,000 to Springfield, but no one would take his money. Some sorta red tape.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 20, 2024 10:28 AM (RKVpM)

I'm wondering if it's unfriendly territory ? Maybe Trump should skip it ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2024 10:29 AM (IyPmt)

255 Mmm. Baccon.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 10:29 AM (CEzQx)

256 HT Insty. Trump pages Kamala. Boom.

https://is.gd/gNEBht

(link to X)

Posted by: Old C Programmers at September 20, 2024 10:29 AM (/y8xj)

257 My son's a redhead and seems to have no problem with the ladies.
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Are you sure he is your son?
Posted by: Pudinhead

Yep. He has my face.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:29 AM (v6JzV)

258 Sleeping Nude with Arms Open

sleeping nude when the walls fell!

Posted by: darmok at September 20, 2024 10:29 AM (sGtp+)

259 207 Red hair and fair skin is my kryptonite. Like total loss of function kryptonite. Basically I become a mix of Biden and Kamala around them. Add in some gams and I'm basically Jimmy Carter.
Posted by: ...

Another easy mark for Saffron, Intergalactic Space Whore.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 20, 2024 10:30 AM (JCZqz)

260 238 It seems odd we're still unclear on the 100 comment rule.
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Odd at the AoSHQ, hmmmm.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024 10:30 AM (IjJkn)

261 Enough of this "The 20th century didn't start until 1901 because there is no Year 0" crap. Always irritates me.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:24 AM (v6JzV)

Good News! You're unlikely to have to live through that discussion again.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 20, 2024 10:30 AM (T7iTv)

262 I'm wondering if it's unfriendly territory ? Maybe Trump should skip it ?

Of course it is. That's precisely why he's going there.

And /sock.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 20, 2024 10:30 AM (/y8xj)

263 My son's a redhead and seems to have no problem with the ladies.
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Are you sure he is your son?
Posted by: Pudinhead

Yep. He has my face.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Then who's face do you have?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 20, 2024 10:31 AM (3+vxq)

264 13 Did we have this already?
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at September 20, 2024 09:32 AM (SfhV1)

That's what she said!

As long as the Art Thread's turn-around time is at least a month, we'll allow it.

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 20, 2024 10:31 AM (NMT5x)

265
Rashida Tlaib’s Dearborn Michigan crowd is hosting a vigil for H!zbollah pager patrons 📟

https://tinyurl.com/5n6sm3e8
screencap
Posted by: andycanuck

Oh, for an Amazon Prime delivery van to pull up, the driver to hop out with two sizable parcels in hand, and to loudly ask, "Who do I get to sign for this shipment of beepers?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2024 10:31 AM (xG4kz)

266 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Oh my! Looks like Becky's mom.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2024 10:31 AM (rVQNo)

267 259 Another easy mark for Saffron, Intergalactic Space Whore.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 20, 2024 10:30 AM (JCZqz)

I'm just mad about Saffron . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 10:32 AM (x0n13)

268
Are you sure he is your son?
Posted by: Pudinhead

Yep. He has my face.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Mine too.

Posted by: Your Mailman at September 20, 2024 10:32 AM (RKVpM)

269 @244 andycanuck-lol, the math checks out!

Posted by: JROD at September 20, 2024 10:32 AM (IlL6s)

270 HT Insty. Trump pages Kamala. Boom.

https://is.gd/gNEBht

(link to X)
Posted by: Old C Programmers at September 20, 2024 10:29 AM (/y8xj)

Heh.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2024 10:32 AM (0FoWg)

271 Yep. He has my face.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:29 AM (v6JzV)

Your son is Arya Stark?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 20, 2024 10:32 AM (T7iTv)

272 The U.P. is really truly just northern Wisconsin.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at September 20, 2024 10:32 AM (SfhV1)

273 271 Yep. He has my face.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:29 AM (v6JzV)

Your son is Arya Stark?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 20, 2024 10:32 AM (T7iTv)

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Nah. He's no one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 10:32 AM (GBKbO)

274 I'm just mad about Saffron . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

She was my favorite part of Absolutely Fabulous.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:32 AM (v6JzV)

275 Of course Springfield is unfriendly! The politicians there are making money off the Haitians. They are really unhappy to have a spotlight on it. They don't give a damn about the locals.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 20, 2024 10:32 AM (MpVUb)

276 >>>Rashida Tlaib’s Dearborn Michigan crowd is hosting a vigil for H!zbollah pager patrons 📟

https://tinyurl.com/5n6sm3e8
screencap
Posted by: andycanuck
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That top pic looks like the Arab jewel smuggler's house in the movie Into the Night.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024 10:32 AM (IjJkn)

277 See here ... https://tinyurl.com/289voqrn

The owner is a Hottie too!

Posted by: catman at September 20, 2024 10:33 AM (4HMlb)

278 Williamson's ex wife apparently deleted the story. Guess she was only temporarily insane

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 20, 2024 10:33 AM (k2SDB)

279 The U.P. is really truly just northern Wisconsin.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead

With a LOT more Scandis, though.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:34 AM (v6JzV)

280 In other words, she's still collecting alimony.

Posted by: American Hawkman at September 20, 2024 10:34 AM (9VDxG)

281 Evil, vindictive crazy. One of those people who blames everyone else for their misfortune. She's a nasty one.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2024 10:17 AM (l6Gmn)

207 Red hair and fair skin is my kryptonite. Like total loss of function kryptonite. Basically I become a mix of Biden and Kamala around them. Add in some gams and I'm basically Jimmy Carter.
Posted by: ... at September 20, 2024 10:17 AM (LCr8f)

But enough about my ex...

Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2024 10:34 AM (GtZ7X)

282 Three Mile Island is going to be reopened, in order to provide power for AI at Microsoft.

I imagine there is some cognitive dissonance going on.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 20, 2024 10:00 AM

Insane. I thought it was a joke at first.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 20, 2024 10:17 AM (RKVpM)

Why? 3-Mile Island was a hyped media hoax from the beginning.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at September 20, 2024 10:34 AM (g8Ew8)

283 269 @244 andycanuck-lol, the math checks out!
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But I had to use a calculator.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 10:35 AM (CEzQx)

284 Ok. Off to work.

Be excellent to each other.

F*ck Joe Biden. F*ck liberals. F*ck cancer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)

285 270 HT Insty. Trump pages Kamala. Boom.

https://is.gd/gNEBht
---------------------------

Master Troll.
link goes to X

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024 10:35 AM (IjJkn)

286
The U.P. is really truly just northern Wisconsin.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead

Keep wishing, cheeseheads!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2024 10:35 AM (xG4kz)

287 Of course Springfield is unfriendly! The politicians there are making money off the Haitians. They are really unhappy to have a spotlight on it. They don't give a damn about the locals.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 20, 2024 10:32 AM (MpVUb)

If those politicians get investigated properly, some of them will be going to prison.

Strong incentive right there.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2024 10:36 AM (cQj8O)

288 sleeping nude when the walls fell!
Posted by: darmok at September 20, 2024 10:29 AM (sGtp+)

Imagine trying to create a space-faring civilization while having to speak entirely in allegories.

Posted by: spindrift at September 20, 2024 10:36 AM (OguvZ)

289 @283 andycanuck-yep, checked with my iPhone calculator here

Posted by: JROD at September 20, 2024 10:36 AM (IlL6s)

290
See here ... https://tinyurl.com/289voqrn

The owner is a Hottie too!

Posted by: catman at September 20, 2024 10:33 AM

She's good looking. But a woman responsible for blowing the balls off a thousand guys? Gonna have to pass.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 20, 2024 10:36 AM (RKVpM)

291 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

You a Michigander?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:36 AM (v6JzV)

292 I'm just mad about Saffron . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 10:32 AM (x0n13)

And Saffrons mad about me...

*obligatory*

Posted by: Cannibal Roberto at September 20, 2024 10:37 AM (UW5ES)

293 It seems odd we're still unclear on the 100 comment rule.
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But if the posted speed limit is 55 mph you don't really expect to get a ticket if you're clocked at 57 mph do you?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2024 10:37 AM (991eG)

294 Imagine trying to create a space-faring civilization while having to speak entirely in allegories.
Posted by: spindrift at September 20, 2024 10:36 AM (OguvZ)
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Interesting episode about communication, but, yeah, that was my though as well.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 20, 2024 10:37 AM (VdhcA)

295 She's good looking. But a woman responsible for blowing the balls off a thousand guys? Gonna have to pass.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

Thanks again for posting Pager Girl yesterday. I watched her again this morning.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:37 AM (v6JzV)

296 Sleeping Nude with Arms Open (Red Nude)
Amedeo Modigliani

CBD having a 'F*** it' kind of day? Well, alrighty then. It appears the model is not completely unfamiliar with housekeeping so, on this glorious Friday, let the Morons dream.

Would pass hanging the painting. It reminds me, tis far too late for me. 🤣

Thanks.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 20, 2024 10:38 AM (NFX2v)

297 @283 andycanuck-I only math between 9am - 11:30am pacific time. It's a rule I have for work. Too early for math right now so a calculator is necessary.

Posted by: JROD at September 20, 2024 10:38 AM (IlL6s)

298 I heard there was some kitty he...oh dammit!

Posted by: springfield_haitian at September 20, 2024 10:38 AM (NMT5x)

299
Why? 3-Mile Island was a hyped media hoax from the beginning.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at September 20, 2024 10:34 AM

Not that part, the part where AI burns through so much electricity a nuclear reactor has to dedicated to it.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 20, 2024 10:39 AM (RKVpM)

300 Another easy mark for Saffron, Intergalactic Space Whore.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 20, 2024 10:30 AM (JCZqz)
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I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL-WOMAN!!!

Posted by: Monty at September 20, 2024 10:39 AM (VdhcA)

301 Why? 3-Mile Island was a hyped media hoax from the beginning.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at September 20, 2024 10:34 AM (g8Ew

What are you talking about? Millions died from the 0 increased off-site radiation.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 20, 2024 10:39 AM (T7iTv)

302 >Why? 3-Mile Island was a hyped media hoax from the beginning.

So was Fukishima. Godzilla barely stirred and went back to sleep.

Chernobyl was the only legit catastrophe, and the amount of fuckery required to make that happen is astounding.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 20, 2024 10:39 AM (cf/0E)

303 Isn't Springfield the 'Ned Flanders' of every state?

Posted by: Dr. Puffy Combs at September 20, 2024 10:39 AM (nDTFN)

304 Since the comments start at one, the Hundred Comment Rule should apply through Comment 101, which is the actual hundredth comment.

It's a trap that snares the less mathematically-inclined Morons on occasion.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2024 10:39 AM (WBQfF)

305 Okay, new dishwasher is installed

Kinda worried to turn it on

what does this button d-

Posted by: Don Black at September 20, 2024 10:40 AM (/7KEl)

306 3-Mile Island was a hyped media hoax from the beginning.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons

But the China Syndrome!!!! REEEEEEEEE!!!!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:40 AM (v6JzV)

307 Red states tighten rolls. Suddenly the national popular vote tightens up. Dems don't know what to ban next.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

Voting

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 20, 2024 10:40 AM (fQmeC)

308 She's good looking. But a woman responsible for blowing the balls off a thousand guys? Gonna have to pass.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

What about a gal who's blown a thousand guys?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 20, 2024 10:40 AM (JCZqz)

309 Stop selling. I'm already voting for him.

https://tinyurl.com/swjmnb8a

Posted by: Archimedes at September 20, 2024 10:40 AM (xCA6C)

310 Not that part, the part where AI burns through so much electricity a nuclear reactor has to dedicated to it.
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That's what scares me about it too. And when the WEF's supercomputer is running the world, only the Guardians will be allowed electricity. [NOT a sports reference.]

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 10:40 AM (CEzQx)

311 Since the comments start at one, the Hundred Comment Rule should apply through Comment 101, which is the actual hundredth comment.

I'm never going to get New Math.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 20, 2024 10:41 AM (/y8xj)

312 The ST:TNG episode about the spacefaring nitwits who kidnapped Geordi was as implausible as the allegory people.
Though the nitwits saying "we are not smart" was funny

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 20, 2024 10:42 AM (k2SDB)

313 Not that part, the part where AI burns through so much electricity a nuclear reactor has to dedicated to it.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 20, 2024 10:39 AM (RKVpM)

AI is the new, improved Edsel. So far I'm not impressed with it at all

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at September 20, 2024 10:42 AM (g8Ew8)

314 Speaking of a trap, she's got that minxy, come here big boy let's do it again look, but as soon as you get in bed she rolls over and you're stuck with the wet spot.

Posted by: springfield_haitian at September 20, 2024 10:43 AM (NMT5x)

315 > Not that part, the part where AI burns through so much electricity a nuclear reactor has to dedicated to it.
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Isn't 'mining for crypto' pretty power intensive too?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2024 10:43 AM (Q4IgG)

316 >>>Since the comments start at one, the Hundred Comment Rule should apply through Comment 101, which is the actual hundredth comment.

I'm never going to get New Math.

Posted by: Oddbob

>What does your logic say about the 125th rule?

Posted by: Dr. Puffy Combs at September 20, 2024 10:44 AM (nDTFN)

317 Okay, new dishwasher is installed

Kinda worried to turn it on

what does this button d-
Posted by: Don Black

What would be good brands for Mossad to take over and turn?

Bosch is German. So much for your refrigerator or dishwasher.
Bayer AG - Go ahead. Take those aspirin.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 20, 2024 10:45 AM (3+vxq)

318
If those politicians get investigated properly, some of them will be going to prison.

Strong incentive right there.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2024 10:36 AM (cQj8O)

If only there were 88,000 FedGov employees with some training in forensic accounting who might be retasked.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 20, 2024 10:45 AM (pIfcn)

319
You a Michigander?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

I lived there from age two to twenty-two and still consider it my home. My mother lived there until she passed two years ago.

Of her four children, two still live in the state. My youngest brother and I are the ex-pats.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2024 10:45 AM (xG4kz)

320 313 AI is the new, improved Edsel. So far I'm not impressed with it at all

needs bigger tailfins

Posted by: anachronda at September 20, 2024 10:45 AM (sGtp+)

321
That's what scares me about it too. And when the WEF's supercomputer is running the world, only the Guardians will be allowed electricity. [NOT a sports reference.]

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 10:40 AM

I live within the 10 mile zone of a nuke plant and on winter days when you see a plume of steam rising a couple miles into the sky, you get a feel for the tremendous power they produce. To devote that much energy so we can have animated AI memes? Not a fan.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 20, 2024 10:46 AM (RKVpM)

322 What makes the number 100 special. as opposed to say 97? O4 106?

Arbitrary and capricious

Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2024 10:46 AM (991eG)

323 Not that part, the part where AI burns through so much electricity a nuclear reactor has to dedicated to it.
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Isn't 'mining for crypto' pretty power intensive too?
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Clark Griswold has entered the chat.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 20, 2024 10:46 AM (3+vxq)

324 Even at 90 I would let her do things to me.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 09:41 AM (v6JzV)

Wow! You’re 90?

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at September 20, 2024 10:47 AM (JRP2U)

325 What makes the number 100 special. as opposed to say 97?

The jump from two digits to three digits.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 20, 2024 10:47 AM (3+vxq)

326
Isn't 'mining for crypto' pretty power intensive too?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2024 10:43 AM

Yup, I've read some horror stories about that too.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 20, 2024 10:47 AM (RKVpM)

327 I lived there from age two to twenty-two and still consider it my home. My mother lived there until she passed two years ago.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

Where'd you live.

I was born and raised in the SW corner of the state, near Niles. Haven't lived there in almost 35 years, though.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:47 AM (v6JzV)

328 304 Since the comments start at one, the Hundred Comment Rule should apply through Comment 101, which is the actual hundredth comment.

you waited until 2001 to celebrate the new millenium, didn't you?

Posted by: anachronda at September 20, 2024 10:48 AM (sGtp+)

329 What makes the number 100 special. as opposed to say 97?

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97 is prime.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 20, 2024 10:48 AM (VdhcA)

330 Guardian was the Russian version of Colossus.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2024 10:48 AM (63Dwl)

331 Bussssssch

Beer

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 20, 2024 10:48 AM (Ud7de)

332 322 What makes the number 100 special. as opposed to say 97? O4 106?

Arbitrary and capricious

forty-two!

Posted by: deep thought at September 20, 2024 10:49 AM (sGtp+)

333 you waited until 2001 to celebrate the new millenium, didn't you?
Posted by: anachronda

This is why we need a Year "0."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:49 AM (v6JzV)

334 Isn't 'mining for crypto' pretty power intensive too?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2024 10:43 AM

Yup, I've read some horror stories about that too.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 20, 2024 10:47 AM (RKVpM)
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They're building a big crypto facility outside of Corsicana.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 20, 2024 10:49 AM (VdhcA)

335 The jump from two digits to three digits.

**********

That's what Buttigieg said!

/Ghey Michael Scott

Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2024 10:50 AM (991eG)

336 She'll do.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 20, 2024 10:50 AM (Aqu9a)

337 322 What makes the number 100 special. as opposed to say 97? O4 106?

Arbitrary and capricious
Posted by: Muldoon

That settles it. You can get gay-married in the first 100 comments. But NO polygamy.

Posted by: SCOTUS at September 20, 2024 10:50 AM (JCZqz)

338 321 I live within the 10 mile zone of a nuke plant and on winter days when you see a plume of steam rising a couple miles into the sky, you get a feel for the tremendous power they produce. To devote that much energy so we can have animated AI memes? Not a fan.

joke's on you. we're devoting that much energy to make certain you know you're always being watched so that you'll always be on your best behavior.

Posted by: oracle at September 20, 2024 10:50 AM (sGtp+)

339 What makes the number 100 special. as opposed to say 97?

The jump from two digits to three digits.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 20, 2024 10:47 AM (3+vxq)

You have no idea the amount of power it takes to do that.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at September 20, 2024 10:50 AM (g8Ew8)

340 They're building a big crypto facility outside of Corsicana.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

Hmmm. What happens every year in Corsicana that the Feds might wanna spy on?

Just coincidence, I'm sure.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:50 AM (v6JzV)

341 The ST:TNG episode about the spacefaring nitwits who kidnapped Geordi was as implausible as the allegory people.
Though the nitwits saying "we are not smart" was funny
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 20, 2024

***
Given the way they were shown, the Nitwits might well have stolen their interstellar tech from a more advanced yet foolishly trusting race (whom they then genocided or enslaved).

Posted by: The Ex-Mrs. Wolfus No. 2, Smirking at September 20, 2024 10:51 AM (J2vNu)

342
When Three Mile Island burped the hype was so bad that the press breathlessly reported that 'an area the size of Pennsylvania might need to be evacuated'.

Not a great time to live about 50 miles away from the plant.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 20, 2024 10:51 AM (RKVpM)

343 Constellation Energy will restart Three Mile Island nuclear plant and sell the power to Microsoft to meet its AI data center energy needs.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024 10:51 AM (IjJkn)

344 How can that be a woman? She doesn't even have a penis!!

Posted by: Gender Studies PhD at September 20, 2024 10:51 AM (fQmeC)

345 Whirlpool been good to me

Posted by: Don Black at September 20, 2024 10:52 AM (/7KEl)

346 That's hardly Satanic at all!

London unveiled a transgender prostitute monument based on an Aztec skull rack. It sits atop a pedestal that once featured Christian missionaries.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 20, 2024 10:52 AM (L/fGl)

347 So, if we start numbering the comments from zero, is Sponge gonna start calling "ZEROETH!!!"?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:53 AM (v6JzV)

348 So the same people who pulled Biden's strings are behind the Drunk Vagina, right?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 20, 2024 10:53 AM (Ud7de)

349 Zero isn't a number.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 20, 2024 10:54 AM (Ud7de)

350
Constellation Energy will restart Three Mile Island nuclear plant and sell the power to Microsoft to meet its AI data center energy needs.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024 10:51 AM (IjJkn)

___________

Ordinary consumers will still have to practice energy conservation measures due to limited electricity capacity.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2024 10:54 AM (BkEzK)

351 So, if we start numbering the comments from zero, is Sponge gonna start calling "ZEROETH!!!"?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

NULL!

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 20, 2024 10:54 AM (fQmeC)

352 Sleeping Nude with Arms Open (Red Nude)

Another successful blackmail photo....and the file already has a name attached!

Posted by: Sean Combs at September 20, 2024 10:54 AM (JCZqz)

353 How can that be a woman? She doesn't even have a penis!!
Posted by: Gender Studies PhD at September 20, 2024 10:51 AM (fQmeC)

Those ain't pubes. It's duct tape.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at September 20, 2024 10:54 AM (g8Ew8)

354 Hmmm. What happens every year in Corsicana that the Feds might wanna spy on?

It's interesting to imagine the possibility that we've had Fed moles at the MoMe who came back the next year just because they enjoyed the hell outta themselves.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 20, 2024 10:54 AM (/y8xj)

355 Since the comments start at one, the Hundred Comment Rule should apply through Comment 101, which is the actual hundredth comment.

you waited until 2001 to celebrate the new millenium, didn't you?
Posted by: anachronda at September 20, 2024

***
Didn't everybody who was not innumerate? You haven't completed a century, say, AD 1 through AD 100, until the *end* of the last year. The same goes for millennia. Thus the first day of the twenty-first century was Jan. 1, 2001. QED.

The same is true for a series of 100 comments. The first 100 are over when Comment 101 is posted.

Posted by: The Ex-Mrs. Wolfus No. 2, Smirking at September 20, 2024 10:54 AM (J2vNu)

356 Zero isn't a number.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 20, 2024 10:54 AM (Ud7de)
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The devil, you say!

Posted by: SQRT -1 at September 20, 2024 10:55 AM (VdhcA)

357 Zero isn't a number.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 20, 2024 10:54 AM (Ud7de)

I feel like (the comments should start with) a number.

Posted by: Bob Seger at September 20, 2024 10:55 AM (Aqu9a)

358 Constellation Energy will restart Three Mile Island nuclear plant and sell the power to Microsoft to meet its AI data center energy needs.

With 50 year-old technology?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 20, 2024 10:55 AM (xCA6C)

359 Hmmm. What happens every year in Corsicana that the Feds might wanna spy on?

Just coincidence, I'm sure.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:50 AM

Clearly they want our paella recipe.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2024 10:56 AM (kgE5c)

360 This lady used her massive YouTube channel to promote "virtuous pedophiles," saying wanting to diddle kids is a "sexual orientation."

-
Hey, love is love. That's DR. Lindsey Doe by the way.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 20, 2024 10:56 AM (L/fGl)

361 Constellation Energy will restart Three Mile Island nuclear plant and sell the power to Microsoft to meet its AI data center energy needs.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024

***
Maybe not a good idea to name your company after a starship the Doomsday Machine ruined and then ate.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2024 10:56 AM (J2vNu)

362 Zero isn't a number.

Aaaaaand that's when the fight started.

Posted by: Ancient Babylonians at September 20, 2024 10:56 AM (/y8xj)

363 288 sleeping nude when the walls fell!
Posted by: darmok at September 20, 2024 10:29 AM (sGtp+)

Imagine trying to create a space-faring civilization while having to speak entirely in allegories.

i never understood how they could build the nouns and verbs and whatnot to go into their allegories using only allegories.

major boostrap problem to the language.

Posted by: anachronda at September 20, 2024 10:56 AM (sGtp+)

364 343 Constellation Energy will restart Three Mile Island nuclear plant and sell the power to Microsoft to meet its AI data center energy needs.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024 10:51 AM (IjJkn)

It’s darkly amusing how big corps all know that when power is absolutely required, this the best way to provide it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 20, 2024 10:56 AM (S6gqv)

365 Are her arms in the akimbo position?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 20, 2024 10:56 AM (Aqu9a)

366 >The ST:TNG episode about the spacefaring nitwits who kidnapped Geordi was as implausible as the allegory people.

At first I thought they were cursed with extremely high mechanical IQ and extremely low verbal IQ. I might have felt sorry for them if they weren't uh ya know pirates.

I was about 13 when that show aired, and me and my friends would randomly blurt out "We are smart! We are strong!"

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 20, 2024 10:57 AM (cf/0E)

367 It's interesting to imagine the possibility that we've had Fed moles at the MoMe who came back the next year just because they enjoyed the hell outta themselves.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 20, 2024 10:54 AM

Nah, that was just CBD.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2024 10:57 AM (kgE5c)

368 361 Constellation Energy will restart Three Mile Island nuclear plant and sell the power to Microsoft to meet its AI data center energy needs.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024

***
Maybe not a good idea to name your company after a starship the Doomsday Machine ruined and then ate.

corporate motto: "when doomsday comes, we'll give it indigestion"

Posted by: anachronda at September 20, 2024 10:57 AM (sGtp+)

369 358 Constellation Energy will restart Three Mile Island nuclear plant and sell the power to Microsoft to meet its AI data center energy needs.

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The first thing they need to do is get rid of the Harvest Gold appliances in the lunchroom.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2024 10:57 AM (WBQfF)

370 If those politicians get investigated properly, some of them will be going to prison.

STEINER WILL oh fuck it.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 20, 2024 10:58 AM (KitMy)

371 Someday I’m gonna come in like Godzilla and be Comment Minus One.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 20, 2024 10:58 AM (S6gqv)

372 Hmmm. What happens every year in Corsicana that the Feds might wanna spy on?

It's interesting to imagine the possibility that we've had Fed moles at the MoMe who came back the next year just because they enjoyed the hell outta themselves.
Posted by: Oddbob

And go back to DC, report that it was a bust and totally unfounded and, oh yeah, I need to schedule vacation next year...

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 20, 2024 10:58 AM (3+vxq)

373 Given the way they were shown, the Nitwits might well have stolen their interstellar tech from a more advanced yet foolishly trusting race (whom they then genocided or enslaved).
Posted by: The Ex-Mrs. Wolfus No. 2, Smirking

An advanced society would have to be impossibly dumb to allow millions of less-civilized, backwards aliens into their land and allow them to destroy the successful society they built!

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 20, 2024 10:58 AM (JCZqz)

374 Are her arms in the akimbo position?
Posted by: Count de Monet

No. Akimbo is with the hands on the hips.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:58 AM (v6JzV)

375 I propose a system where the On Topic cutoff comment number changes each day to correspond with the day of the year. So on January 1 you have to stay on topic for the first comment only.. But on December 31 you have to stay on topic until #365.

And the first yahoo to say "What about Leap Year?" is going to get punched!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2024 10:58 AM (991eG)

376 Zero isn't a number.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Preach it.

Posted by: Number 6 at September 20, 2024 10:58 AM (fQmeC)

377 Constellation Energy will restart Three Mile Island nuclear plant and sell the power to Microsoft to meet its AI data center energy needs.

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The first thing they need to do is get rid of the Harvest Gold appliances in the lunchroom.
Posted by: Cicero

Avacado green FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 20, 2024 10:59 AM (3+vxq)

378 And then indians started running away from other indians.
Indian life was too hard.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 20, 2024 10:59 AM (mhgCT)

379 365 Are her arms in the akimbo position?
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 20, 2024 10:56 AM (Aqu9a)

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Daylight come and she want to go home.

Posted by: H. Belafonte at September 20, 2024 10:59 AM (WBQfF)

380 Those run off generators. Don't get high on your own supply.

Posted by: springfield_haitian at September 20, 2024 10:59 AM (NMT5x)

381 Zero isn't a number.

-
OK, OK, "oh" is the number.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 20, 2024 10:59 AM (L/fGl)

382 i never understood how they could build the nouns and verbs and whatnot to go into their allegories using only allegories.

major boostrap problem to the language.
Posted by: anachronda at September 20, 2024

***
They may have started speaking in the same way humans did, and later evolved the metaphor thing we saw. Or the crew of the ship might have been a splinter group from the home planet's main society who were "striking out on their own."

Didn't matter to me. The excitement of Picard figuring it out, and then when he uses their own metaphor matrix to communicate with them at the climax (and we understand what P. is saying!) -- both classic.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2024 11:00 AM (J2vNu)

383 Are her arms in the akimbo position?
Posted by: Count de Monet

No. Akimbo is with the hands on the hips.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:58 AM (v6JzV)

So, inverse / reverse akimbo?

Or French surrender?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 20, 2024 11:00 AM (Aqu9a)

384 OK, OK, "oh" is the number.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 20, 2024 10:59 AM (L/fGl)
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I thought bird was the word.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 20, 2024 11:00 AM (VdhcA)

385 Zero isn't a number.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 20, 2024 10:54 AM (Ud7de

That's a very Roman thing to say. They had a concept of zero (nulla), but no numeral for it.

Also, when I went to type in "did Romans have a word for zero" Google auto filled "did Romans have black slaves."

So many shallow, fatuous people in this world of ours.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2024 11:00 AM (0FoWg)

386 345 Whirlpool been good to me
Posted by: Don Black
-----------------------

Me too. Well, in the last twenty years I've changed the inlet filters on the water hoses and replaced the tub lid cut-off switch.
Analogue, you can't beat it.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024 11:00 AM (IjJkn)

387
I simply can not imagine working inside of a facility with a need for that much electricity flowing through it. Shit goes wrong it's gonna go disastrously wrong in seconds.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 20, 2024 11:00 AM (RKVpM)

388 Zed is the number.

Posted by: Some Brit at September 20, 2024 11:00 AM (S6gqv)

389 WE HAZ A NOOD

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2024 11:00 AM (fwDg9)

390 Note that the Pakleds from that TNG episode were the season 1 threat for the newer Lower Decks show, which took all the stuff we're assuming about them and just made it canon outright. Including how embarrassed Riker was that they'd gotten the better of him...

Posted by: American Hawkman at September 20, 2024 11:00 AM (9VDxG)

391 U nas yest' nud.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 11:01 AM (v6JzV)

392 An advanced society would have to be impossibly dumb to allow millions of less-civilized, backwards aliens into their land and allow them to destroy the successful society they built!
Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 20, 2024

***
I've heard that, uh, somewhere. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2024 11:01 AM (J2vNu)

393 341 The ST:TNG episode about the spacefaring nitwits who kidnapped Geordi was as implausible as the allegory people.
Though the nitwits saying "we are not smart" was funny
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 20, 2024

***
Given the way they were shown, the Nitwits might well have stolen their interstellar tech from a more advanced yet foolishly trusting race (whom they then genocided or enslaved).

this right here is why ufos like to remain hidden

Posted by: anachronda at September 20, 2024 11:01 AM (sGtp+)

394 Bermuda, Bahamas, come on pretty mama……
Put on sunblock before you burn that hoohah.’

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2024 11:01 AM (o2ZRX)

395 And go back to DC, report that it was a bust and totally unfounded and, oh yeah, I need to schedule vacation next year...

Why would they do that when they can keep "investigating" indefinitely on the public dime?

Posted by: Ancient Babylonians at September 20, 2024 11:01 AM (/y8xj)

396 /sock. Again.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 20, 2024 11:01 AM (/y8xj)

397 370 If those politicians get investigated properly, some of them will be going to prison.

STEINER WILL oh fuck it.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 20, 2024 10:58 AM (KitMy)

And if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 11:01 AM (nPLkK)

398 shaking off the hungry hungry haitian

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 20, 2024 11:02 AM (NMT5x)

399 forty-two!

Posted by: deep thought at September 20, 2024 10:49 AM (sGtp+)

Correct!

Posted by: javems at September 20, 2024 11:03 AM (8I4hW)

400 Today is chocolate chip day.

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2024 11:03 AM (o2ZRX)

401 Can you hear the Chinese spy accents in comments?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 20, 2024 11:04 AM (mhgCT)

402 ___________

Ordinary consumers will still have to practice energy conservation measures due to limited electricity capacity.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
--------------------------------------

They are also starting up mothballed coal fired plants for these tech monopolies.

Funny thing, we can freeze to death in the winter and heatstroke in the summer and there is nothing they can do. But Big Buddy comes along with need and it's all systems go. Not for you but for them.
But they will raise your rates to cover their costs.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024 11:05 AM (IjJkn)

403 - Forbidden

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 20, 2024 11:06 AM (RKVpM)

404 - Not Found

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 20, 2024 11:06 AM (RKVpM)

405
Reminds me of a girl I went to college with. Jocelyn Furbush

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 20, 2024 11:16 AM (+oR7L)

406 Reminds me of a girl I went to college with. Jocelyn Furbush
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Jocelyn on top and fur down below? Female Mullet?

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 20, 2024 11:20 AM (W3T6M)

407 For pete's snacks where the hell was this painting all those times we had to look at Boy George's muse/inspiration's nekid buttcrack bespoiling a white ottoman?? WHERE??!

Posted by: bob in houston at September 20, 2024 11:54 AM (YBLgY)

408 WOULD HANG!

Posted by: GWB at September 20, 2024 08:19 PM (doQhm)

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