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by Dale Rockell


This is a young go-getter with upper management written all over him.

A Jellical sunset.

Ahh-oooh, werewolves of Paris...

Best werewolf movie ever? (It's a pretty short list of good werewolf movies.)

Birds are underrated pets.

I'm starting to think that video of cars literally flying past photographers might be real.

Feeding your woodland friends.

When your farm friends invite themselves to brunch.

The family that plays together stays together.

These pandas are out of control.



No anti-gravity lean? What an amateur! Zero stars! Your ancestors wail in shame from the stink of your incompetence!!! Kill yourself!!!

Posted by: Ace at 07:35 PM




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1 I'll go fetch them.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 18, 2024 07:33 PM (cFR7u)

2 Good evening all.

Posted by: JAVEMS at September 18, 2024 07:33 PM (8I4hW)

3 Fetched them I did.

Thanks for the Cafe Ace!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 18, 2024 07:34 PM (cFR7u)

4 A Jellical sunset.

Wait, this is not a Cats thing, is it?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2024 07:35 PM (PDf99)

5 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2024 07:36 PM (WXNFJ)

6 *checks for Chupacabras*

I never get anything nice.

Posted by: fd at September 18, 2024 07:37 PM (vFG9F)

7 Good evening everyone from Biden County again

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2024 07:37 PM (0lWd5)

8 > Best werewolf movie ever?

I liked Silver Bullet.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 07:37 PM (Odg76)

9 > A Jellical sunset.

Free range kitties!

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 07:37 PM (Odg76)

10 Ahh, the running of the cats.

Posted by: Comrado Floundero, Demon de la Disinformacion at September 18, 2024 07:38 PM (i24o9)

11 A plane flying at 800 km/h through the eyes of a balloon in the airpic.twitter.com/hb9QXgiJnc

— Enez �zen (@Enezator) September 18, 2024

I honestly thought the plane was going to hit the balloon when I read the title.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2024 07:38 PM (PDf99)

12 (continued from last thread)

Dork Dunkel

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 18, 2024 07:38 PM (DTX3h)

13 8 > Best werewolf movie ever?

I liked Silver Bullet.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 07:37 PM (Odg76)

Underworld. Kate Beckinsdale.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2024 07:38 PM (PDf99)

14 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:40 PM (Zz0t1)

15 Unidentified Floating Object Cafe

It's probably Ahmed's left nut.

Posted by: object identified at September 18, 2024 07:40 PM (DgGvY)

16 She does amazing dance and imitations, it's very enjoyable to watch. pic.twitter.com/jobMIHlanV

— Enez �zen (@Enezator) September 18, 2024



Heh. It seems Hungry Jacks is McDougal's in real life.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:40 PM (Zz0t1)

17 IThe guys riding the crazy fast surfboards I can see interrupting my quiet kayak fishing so I would want to blow them out of the fucking water. Just sayin.

Posted by: Cannibal Roberto at September 18, 2024 07:41 PM (VS3u5)

18 > Best werewolf movie ever?


American Werewolf in London

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:42 PM (Zz0t1)

19 AZdeplorable, open the USB port because nice Cab is incoming.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:42 PM (I1GXe)

20
Ugh. A wasted day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2024 07:43 PM (BkEzK)

21 A Vietnamese man created a UFO shaped boat😮

The Vietnamese boat people are killin' it.

Posted by: too soon? at September 18, 2024 07:43 PM (DgGvY)

22 The UFO boat is awesome!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 07:44 PM (W/lyH)

23 Michael J Fox, "Teen Wolf".

No seriously. Serious werewolf movies are terrible.

Posted by: Crusader at September 18, 2024 07:44 PM (U4ek1)

24 Hadrian ,come sit over here.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:44 PM (I1GXe)

25 Ugh. A wasted day.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Did you have your coffee?

Pray your Rosary?

If either one, you're good!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2024 07:44 PM (WXNFJ)

26 Go see Reagan

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 18, 2024 07:45 PM (QSrLX)

27 USB port open!!!

Thank you!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 18, 2024 07:45 PM (cFR7u)

28
Did you have your coffee?

Pray your Rosary?

If either one, you're good!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2024 07:44 PM (WXNFJ)

__________

Yes. And the Angelus at noon.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2024 07:45 PM (BkEzK)

29 I'm starting to think that video of cars literally flying past photographers might be real.


That's a form of motorsports called Rally Racing. Look up WRC. It's the major world championship for rally racing. The FIA runs it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 18, 2024 07:45 PM (aKh6S)

30 The family that plays together stays together.

That was way cool.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2024 07:46 PM (mH6SG)

31
No seriously. Serious werewolf movies are terrible.
Posted by: Crusader at September 18, 2024 07:44 PM (U4ek1)



F*ck off.

Posted by: Zombie Lon Chaney Jr. at September 18, 2024 07:46 PM (Zz0t1)

32 I have discovered Woodford Reserve.

The world seems...better.

Posted by: jsg at September 18, 2024 07:46 PM (K3+lO)

33 > American Werewolf in London

They say everyone's entitled to their own opinion, but this opinion is wrong.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 07:47 PM (Odg76)

34 I have discovered Woodford Reserve.

The world seems...better.
Posted by: jsg at September 18, 2024 07:46 PM (K3+lO)



About damn time!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:47 PM (Zz0t1)

35
They say everyone's entitled to their own opinion, but this opinion is wrong.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 07:47 PM (Odg76)



It was the first werewolf movie to pop into my head. No reason to get rude!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:47 PM (Zz0t1)

36 jsg, life's unexpected little pleasures. Cheers

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:48 PM (I1GXe)

37 Love that ufo boat!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2024 07:48 PM (kojSG)

38 The greatest werewolf movie ever was "What Women Want" with Mel Gibson.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:48 PM (nPLkK)

39 IThe guys riding the crazy fast surfboards I can see interrupting my quiet kayak fishing so I would want to blow them out of the fucking water. Just sayin.
Posted by: Cannibal Roberto at September 18, 2024 07:41 PM (VS3u5)


Wait until some Hollywood dickhead sees it and decides to remake Waterworld.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 07:48 PM (W/lyH)

40 Birds are underrated pets.

Aw, no sound. I was waiting for him to start singing Rawhide.

Posted by: mikeski expects too much at September 18, 2024 07:49 PM (DgGvY)

41 Tom Servo, I am counting you as in.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:49 PM (I1GXe)

42 Werewolves? "The Boogeyman Will Get You", an episode of The Darkroom from 1980. A very young Helen Hunt gets offed by a werewolf at the end. Nice twist, and Helen Hunt dies.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2024 07:50 PM (Wnv9h)

43 I have discovered Woodford Reserve.

The world seems...better.
Posted by: jsg


Good stuff, Maynard.

Makes a fine Old Fashioned, too.

Posted by: mikeski will drink to that at September 18, 2024 07:50 PM (DgGvY)

44 Just got home from work.

I was unloading my first kid on a US Highway, Ambers warning the oncoming SUV and Semi for 300 feet.

Stopped, I opened the door and my reds came on. The van went past my first reds, then braked. Too hard. The too close behind semi hit him in the rear, then jackknifed.

The front left corner of the truck cab hit my bus just in front of me on the engine compartment.
37 or so kids on the bus. I got them off, checked to see if there were any injuries, (None) and then started the paperwork. Lots of paperwork.

The bus had the bumper put back in front of the left wheel using a tow truck winch. I drove my smashed bus to the bus barn afterwards, and took another one home. Once home I found my right wrist is swollen and painful. Time for mild pills.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 07:50 PM (u82oZ)

45 The Howling remains a favorite as well as Dog Soldiers.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 18, 2024 07:50 PM (lXCUP)

46 (continued from last thread)

Dork Dunkel

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 18, 2024 07:38 PM (DTX3h)

Pud-Weis-Er

Posted by: Comrado Floundero, Demon de la Disinformacion at September 18, 2024 07:50 PM (i24o9)

47 Wolfen!!! (Ducks and runs away)

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2024 07:50 PM (kojSG)

48 Perving over happy jappy dancin goil.
TORA TORA TORA

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 07:50 PM (vqGhi)

49 So, all these years, I've been saying it wrong? It's not, "you can something, something, 'til the cows come home", but, "you can something, something 'til the cats come home"?

Posted by: Paco at September 18, 2024 07:51 PM (njExo)

50 Good stuff, Maynard.

Makes a fine Old Fashioned, too.
Posted by: mikeski will drink to that at September 18, 2024 07:50 PM (DgGvY)

There are certain very good boozes that I have no qualms about mixing, because they mix so damn well.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:51 PM (nPLkK)

51 and Helen Hunt dies.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2024 07:50 PM (Wnv9h)



Only to come back and prove the Dodge Ram 1500 is the most indestructible vehicle ever made.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:51 PM (Zz0t1)

52 I have discovered Woodford Reserve.

The world seems...better.
Posted by: jsg at September 18, 2024 07:46 PM (K3+lO)


About damn time!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:47 PM (Zz0t1)
***

Mrs D is making a bread pudding and grabbed my bottle to make a bourbon sauce. Happily my Buffalo Trace is safely tucked away.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 07:51 PM (W/lyH)

53 Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:49 PM

Can we contact the hotel in Corsicana for reservations yet?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2024 07:51 PM (Wnv9h)

54 32 I have discovered Woodford Reserve.

The world seems...better.
Posted by: jsg at September 18, 2024 07:46 PM (K3+lO)

Here! Here!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 18, 2024 07:51 PM (QSrLX)

55 Professor Lupin, is that you?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:52 PM (I1GXe)

56 Tom Servo

UFO boat lacks directional stability. Flat water only, please.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 07:52 PM (u82oZ)

57 Thank you Ben Had, yes, God Willing and the crick don’t rise.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2024 07:52 PM (kojSG)

58 JD

He was the sole writer of “How Long,” a cover the Eagles released in 2007 of a song Souther had first put out as a solo artist in 1972.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUNv4Mv3lX8

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 07:52 PM (gbOdA)

59 I thought that was the Geico caveman playing basketball.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2024 07:52 PM (63Dwl)

60
That's a form of motorsports called Rally Racing. Look up WRC. It's the major world championship for rally racing. The FIA runs it.
Posted by: Puddleglum
-------

Yeah, forget the photographer...it's the navigator that has the sweaty palms.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2024 07:52 PM (XeU6L)

61 Can we contact the hotel in Corsicana for reservations yet?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2024 07:51 PM (Wnv9h)



It's only a month out.....I would hope so.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:52 PM (Zz0t1)

62 About damn time!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:47 PM (Zz0t1)

No shit

Posted by: jsg at September 18, 2024 07:52 PM (K3+lO)

63 And there I was hoping that disc was a ground effect vehicle. Because that would be really cool.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2024 07:52 PM (D7oie)

64 The bird with the hat was super cute.

Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2024 07:53 PM (oaGWv)

65 The guitar-string quartet is amazing!

Posted by: Paco at September 18, 2024 07:53 PM (njExo)

66 {{{Ben Had}}}

🐴 🎼 🎶 Good Evening! ♩ ♫ ♬ 🎶

🍹

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 07:53 PM (u82oZ)

67 That's a form of motorsports called Rally Racing. Look up WRC. It's the major world championship for rally racing. The FIA runs it.
Posted by: Puddleglum



WRC is why I laugh hysterically at NASCAR when they say they're the greatest drivers in the world........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:53 PM (Zz0t1)

68 RMBS. Yes. Let me email you so that it goes through the front desk

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:53 PM (I1GXe)

69 Only to come back and prove the Dodge Ram 1500 is the most indestructible vehicle ever made.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:51 PM (Zz0t1)

that was a 2500

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 07:53 PM (gbOdA)

70 > Professor Lupin, is that you?

Lupin's dead. Dolohov got him.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 07:53 PM (Odg76)

71 It's only a month out.....I would hope so.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:52 PM

Just checking. All other plans made.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2024 07:53 PM (Wnv9h)

72 I never watched the Michael J Fox werewolf movie. Any good, or will not even the nostalgia save it if I ever check it out?

Posted by: LizLem at September 18, 2024 07:54 PM (QAK8m)

73 Happily my Buffalo Trace is safely tucked away.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 07:51 PM (W/lyH)



I can't get that down here because people suck.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:54 PM (Zz0t1)

74 NaCly Dog

Phew!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 07:54 PM (vqGhi)

75
that was a 2500
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 07:53 PM (gbOdA)



Well, it wasn't a diesel, so I took a stab in the dark.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:54 PM (Zz0t1)

76 RMBS. Yes. Let me email you so that it goes through the front desk
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:53 PM

Thanks. See y'all soon!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2024 07:55 PM (Wnv9h)

77 Super moon was cloudy last night but finally came out when I went to bed. Spied zero werewolves.

Posted by: LizLem at September 18, 2024 07:55 PM (QAK8m)

78 Dang Salty. Glad everyone is ok.
Recommend ice for the wrist and bourbon.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 07:55 PM (W/lyH)

79 NaCly, dearest. We are almost there.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:55 PM (I1GXe)

80
WRC is why I laugh hysterically at NASCAR when they say they're the greatest drivers in the world........
Posted by: Sponge
-------

They stop races because it is raining.

Posted by: Motorcycle endurance racer, laughing and pointing at September 18, 2024 07:55 PM (XeU6L)

81 It was the first werewolf movie to pop into my head. No reason to get rude!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:47 PM (Zz0t1)

American Werewolf in Ghey Paris

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 07:55 PM (gbOdA)

82 Perving over happy jappy dancin goil.
TORA TORA TORA
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism


Korean, based on the address at the end. But cute. And talented.

Posted by: mikeski at September 18, 2024 07:56 PM (DgGvY)

83 23 No seriously. Serious werewolf movies are terrible. - crusader

I won't dispute that point, but Lon Chaney, Jr. did a marvelous job registering fear and pain and horror on his face as he commenced the transformation.

Posted by: Paco at September 18, 2024 07:56 PM (njExo)

84 Commissar of Plenty

My sight picture was not looking good there for a half-second before it hit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 07:56 PM (u82oZ)

85 40 Birds are underrated pets.

Aw, no sound. I was waiting for him to start singing Rawhide.
Posted by: mikeski expects too much at September 18, 2024 07:49 PM

I thought he was going to wink!

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 18, 2024 07:56 PM (rbKZ6)

86 Here's a good WRC vid with Linkin Park

https://tinyurl.com/mw95fx3b

Posted by: jsg at September 18, 2024 07:56 PM (K3+lO)

87 WRC is why I laugh hysterically at NASCAR when they say they're the greatest drivers in the world........
Posted by: Sponge


White guys in identical cars, turning left.

Posted by: mikeski at September 18, 2024 07:56 PM (DgGvY)

88 The bus had the bumper put back in front of the left wheel using a tow truck winch. I drove my smashed bus to the bus barn afterwards, and took another one home. Once home I found my right wrist is swollen and painful. Time for mild pills.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
---
Thank God you and the kiddos are OK!

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 18, 2024 07:57 PM (iZbyp)

89 Silver Bullet starring Gary Busey and some kids. He builds the little crippled boy a supercharged wheelchair, which is awesome and such a Gary Busey thing to do.

Posted by: huerfano at September 18, 2024 07:57 PM (VGOMa)

90 I went to some restaurant bar thing in Florida a little bit ago. They had literally three cases worth of Buffalo Trace lined up above the bar on a prominent shelf where no other bottles were.

I thought "wow, guys, now you're just bragging."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:57 PM (nPLkK)

91 It was the first werewolf movie to pop into my head. No reason to get rude!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:47 PM (Zz0t1)

You enter turn 1 at ATL at about 190 and there is no tire that works.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3k7RnAnjtI

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 07:57 PM (gbOdA)

92 Diogenes

Ice: Yes
Ethyl alcohol: No

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 07:57 PM (u82oZ)

93 I never watched the Michael J Fox werewolf movie. Any good, or will not even the nostalgia save it if I ever check it out?
Posted by: LizLem


Teen Wolf?

I haven't watched it since VHS was a the thing. The nostalgia might save it?

Posted by: mikeski at September 18, 2024 07:58 PM (DgGvY)

94 33 bomb threats to Springfield are overseas hoaxes.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 07:58 PM (gbOdA)

95 Dammit, this is the joke I was trying to land all day. Well played, Ilya.


Ilya Shapiro
@ishapiro
8h
Radio killed the Hezbollah star… 🎶

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2024 07:58 PM (2aYv8)

96 Glad everyone is safe, Salty! Hope you feel better soon!

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 18, 2024 07:59 PM (rbKZ6)

97 I promise that when I am elected President, I will launch the first all Gay Submarine crew that will be equipped with the newest weapon called "Gaydar". The name of the SSBN will be the USS Barack Obama in honor of our first 0.5 Black and Gay President.

The next Cruiser or Destroyer with all gay crew will be named the "USS Big Mike"...

Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 18, 2024 07:59 PM (1t11C)

98 Arizona State provides $1,000 scholarship to those 'positively contributing to the LGBTQ community'

Thats like 40 trips downtown.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 07:59 PM (gbOdA)

99 > Silver Bullet starring Gary Busey and some kids. He builds the little crippled boy a supercharged wheelchair, which is awesome and such a Gary Busey thing to do.

And the crippled boy shoots the werewolf in the eye with a large bottle rocket.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 08:00 PM (Odg76)

100 Even a man who is pure in heart
and says his prayers by night
may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms
and the autumn moon is bright

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2024 08:00 PM (OPwkX)

101 that werewolf movie with Benicio Del Toro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XGybmm514w

also in the film: Emily Blunt sideboob

Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2024 08:00 PM (/7KEl)

102 screaming in digital

The one step they forgot was the mandatory drug testing. I did not remind them. That would have been another two hours.

We had two cases of mental trauma in the younger girls. I checked them out for concussion and any extremity damage.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 08:00 PM (u82oZ)

103 Radio killed the Hezbollah star… 🎶
Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2024 07:58 PM (2aYv

ha

Dont call us we will call you

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 08:00 PM (gbOdA)

104 Wolfen: the book made the hair on the back of my neck stand up. The movie totally fucked up the story and sucked mightily.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 18, 2024 08:01 PM (8RNuU)

105 Ilya Shapiro
@ishapiro
8h
Radio killed the Hezbollah star… 🎶
Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2024 07:58 PM (2aYv



Heh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:01 PM (Zz0t1)

106 47 Wolfen!!! (Ducks and runs away)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2024 07:50 PM (kojSG)


What? I didn't think it was terrible. Besides, I'm a fan of Albert Finney.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 18, 2024 08:01 PM (lXCUP)

107 White guys in identical cars, turning left.
Posted by: mikeski at September 18, 2024 07:56 PM (DgGvY)

wut chu talkin bout

Posted by: Bubba at September 18, 2024 08:01 PM (gbOdA)

108 Saw the moon last night; beautiful.

Btw, I woke up this morning and there were muddy footprints all over the floor and my hands were covered in blood. Should I be concerned?

Posted by: Paco at September 18, 2024 08:02 PM (njExo)

109 Silver Bullet starring Gary Busey and some kids. He builds the little crippled boy a supercharged wheelchair, which is awesome and such a Gary Busey thing to do.



Corey Haim. Don't remember if Feldman was in that. Don't think so.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:02 PM (Zz0t1)

110 I can't get that down here because people suck.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:54 PM (Zz0t1)


Hard to get up here at times as well. Even the Class VI at Ft Lewis will limit it Two per Person when it is in stock.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 08:02 PM (W/lyH)

111 Iran attempted to pass hacked Trump campaign info to Biden campaign

https://tinyurl.com/h2tfs78e

Was Kalorama involved?

Posted by: Ciampino - any pagers exploding in DC? at September 18, 2024 08:03 PM (qfLjt)

112 97 I promise that when I am elected President, I will launch the first all Gay Submarine crew that will be equipped with the newest weapon called "Gaydar". The name of the SSBN will be the USS Barack Obama in honor of our first 0.5 Black and Gay President.

The next Cruiser or Destroyer with all gay crew will be named the "USS Big Mike"...
Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 18, 2024 07:59 PM (1t11C)

Paint it HAFF BLACCKK

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 08:03 PM (gbOdA)

113 Dammit, this is the joke I was trying to land all day. Well played, Ilya.

Ilya Shapiro
@ishapiro
8h
Radio killed the Hezbollah star… 🎶

Posted by: Ian S.


And if it didn't kill them, it probably blew off their buggles.

Posted by: mikeski at September 18, 2024 08:03 PM (DgGvY)

114 98 Arizona State provides $1,000 scholarship to those 'positively contributing to the LGBTQ community'

Thats like 40 trips downtown.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 07:59 PM (gbOdA)

I just went to the dining hall, found the nearest zip-tit, and screamed in its face "get the fuck over yourself and study for your god damned finals you fucking loser". I think it might have landed. Probably. Please make checks or money orders payable to Warai dash Otoko...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 08:03 PM (nPLkK)

115 MST3K did the "Werewolf!" movie.

"Paul! You is a weerwolf!

Posted by: fd at September 18, 2024 08:03 PM (vFG9F)

116 And if it didn't kill them, it probably blew off their buggles.
Posted by: mikeski at September 18, 2024 08:03 PM (DgGvY)

Definitely walloped their cods.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 08:04 PM (nPLkK)

117 American Werewolf in London would be my pick

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2024 08:04 PM (0lWd5)

118 Now claims that Hezb NVG and optics for Kornet ATGMs goin’ splodey. This one is rather hard to believe. Kornet are russki systems and one of the newer/more worrisome capabilities they have. Guess we’ll see. But they’re gonna need all that stuff, likely quite soon.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2024 08:04 PM (bAH4u)

119 Diogenes

Ice: Yes
Ethyl alcohol: No
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 07:57 PM (u82oZ)


Good move!
You take care.of the wrist.
I'll worry about the rest.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 08:04 PM (W/lyH)

120 47 Wolfen!!! (Ducks and runs away)
Posted by: Tom Servo



I liked Wolfen and The Howling.

The Howling II was softcore pron with furrys.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 18, 2024 08:04 PM (aKh6S)

121 I just went to the dining hall, found the nearest zip-tit, and screamed in its face

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 08:03 PM (nPLkK)



You asked for it.......ish......


https://youtu.be/a4xjr9v5ehk

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:05 PM (Zz0t1)

122 Silver Bullet

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 08:05 PM (gbOdA)

123 American Werewolf in London would be my pick
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2024 08:04 PM (0lWd5)



Take that back. I've already been roasted for that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:05 PM (Zz0t1)

124 117 American Werewolf in London would be my pick
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2024 08:04 PM (0lWd5)

And his hair was perfect.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 08:06 PM (gbOdA)

125 I bet the IDF up in the towers on the northern border are making *call me* motions with their hands!
Ha!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 08:07 PM (W/lyH)

126 >>Wait until some Hollywood dickhead sees it and decides to remake Waterworld

kevin can again…he’s so swell at box office bombs

Posted by: cherries are the best at September 18, 2024 08:07 PM (OMSrd)

127 Trump, live in Uniondale NY

https://www.twitch.tv/donaldtrump

Posted by: Comrado Floundero, Demon de la Disinformacion at September 18, 2024 08:08 PM (i24o9)

128 Dog Soldiers.

It has a number of plot holes and gratuitous gotchas, but it was a good movie about clueless British Soldiers being sent in as beaters for the SAS and discovering that the werewolves got the SAS first.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2024 08:08 PM (D7oie)

129 > found the nearest zip-tit

Zip-tit?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 08:10 PM (Odg76)

130 It looks like when Trump said that they weren't just coming for him, they were coming for you, he was on to something.

https://tinyurl.com/yfub3ms6

Posted by: Paco at September 18, 2024 08:10 PM (njExo)

131 I saw Zip Tit open for Wet Leg at The Dive Bar in 2023.


Good thing there was no cover charge.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:10 PM (Zz0t1)

132 Trump announces he's going to Springfield next week.

Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2024 08:10 PM (oaGWv)

133 Zip-tit?
Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 08:10 PM (Odg76)

chest scars from adding or removing breasts, because that's the necessary and sufficient feature of womanhood now apparently.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 08:11 PM (nPLkK)

134 > Take that back. I've already been roasted for that.

Nuh uh. I roasted the opinion.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 08:11 PM (Odg76)

135 Arizona State provides $1,000 scholarship to those 'positively contributing to the LGBTQ community'

Thats like 40 trips downtown.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 07:59 PM (gbOdA)


But those ROTC cadets who will be contributing to our Nation's defense...not so much.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 08:11 PM (W/lyH)

136 > chest scars from adding or removing breasts, because that's the necessary and sufficient feature of womanhood now apparently.

Oooh.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 08:12 PM (Odg76)

137 The Howling II was softcore pron with furrys.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Tell me more!

Posted by: Sam Brinton at September 18, 2024 08:12 PM (ftFVW)

138 At a subsequent Pima County Board of Supervisors meeting, constituents demanded an apology from Grijalva. However, she stood by her actions, stating, “I’ll acknowledge wrongdoing when Trump apologizes for the racist, misogynistic, sexist, inflammatory comments he’s made about women, people of color, LGBTQ…”


Quote him......Because you're lying out your ass, you can't.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:12 PM (Zz0t1)

139 132 Trump announces he's going to Springfield next week.
Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2024 08:10 PM (oaGWv)

Boss Move.

Posted by: jsg at September 18, 2024 08:14 PM (K3+lO)

140 The Howling II was softcore pron with furrys.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Tell me more!
Posted by: Sam Brinton at September 18, 2024 08:12 PM (ftFVW)



Piker.

Posted by: Robert Francis 'Beto' O'Rourke at September 18, 2024 08:14 PM (Zz0t1)

141 Well, I just ordered a threaded barrel for a gun I have or one for a gun I will need to buy if it doesn't fit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2024 08:15 PM (b4o9z)

142 TheBlaze reports 30% of polled Democrats say it would be better if Trump had been killed.

http://tiny.cc/14lmzz

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 08:15 PM (Odg76)

143 They're coming to get you, Barbra!

They're coming for you!

Posted by: Johnny at September 18, 2024 08:15 PM (Aqu9a)

144 Trump announces he's going to Springfield next week.
Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2024 08:10 PM (oaGWv)

Boss Move.

Posted by: jsg

I know. The mayor and commissioners must be thrilled. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2024 08:15 PM (oaGWv)

145 > Quote him......Because you're lying out your ass, you can't.

According to people like that, if you don't blow sunshine up their ass, you're saying something racist and hateful.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 08:16 PM (Odg76)

146 TheBlaze reports 30% of polled Democrats say it would be better if Trump had been killed.

http://tiny.cc/14lmzz
Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 08:15 PM (Odg76)



The main reason Trump hasn't been killed via assassin is because conservatives aren't taking the shot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:16 PM (Zz0t1)

147 Quote him......Because you're lying out your ass, you can't.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:12 PM (Zz0t1)


Exactly! Because they can't.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 08:16 PM (W/lyH)

148 I watched Dog Soldiers and saw one of the actors was Sean Pertwee, and I thought to myself "That's weird. He looks a lot like John Pertwee."

"Oh."

*facepalm*

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 18, 2024 08:16 PM (PiwSw)

149
I know. The mayor and commissioners must be thrilled. LOL
Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2024 08:15 PM (oaGWv)



They've already said no because they can't logistically handle it and don't have the resources.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:16 PM (Zz0t1)

150 Sherrod Brown: If it's brown, flush it down!

Paid for by the Coalition to Wipe Up Ohio and the Ad Council

Posted by: Campaign Ad I'd Like to See at September 18, 2024 08:16 PM (fs1hN)

151 AWIL has peak Jenny Agutter

Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2024 08:16 PM (/7KEl)

152 Quote him......Because you're lying out your ass, you can't.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:12 PM (Zz0t1)

Yeah, fuck her and fuck any apology she could make. I don't want these mutants apologizing. I want them screaming their fucked up bullshit from the rooftops loud and proud so that all the gullible assholes out there who still support them blindly because the shiny spackle-faced news vomiters on the morning tee-vee shows told them to might start to realize "wow, this chick is actually kind of full of shit, isn't she? Does that mean the shiny spackle-faced news holes are full of shit too, then?"

Fuck all of them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 08:17 PM (nPLkK)

153 AWIL has peak Jenny Agutter
Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2024 08:16 PM (/7KEl)



Which is why I was surprised I got so rolled for bringing the movie up in the first place.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:18 PM (Zz0t1)

154 Well, I just ordered a threaded barrel for a gun I have or one for a gun I will need to buy if it doesn't fit.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2024 08:15 PM (b4o9z)


Ahhh!
Brilliant move.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 08:19 PM (W/lyH)

155 They've already said no because they can't logistically handle it and don't have the resources.
Posted by: Sponge

What are they going to do? Stand in the doorway ala George Wallace (a Dem btw) to deny entry?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2024 08:19 PM (WXNFJ)

156 Salty b"h

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2024 08:19 PM (RIvkX)

157
What are they going to do? Stand in the doorway ala George Wallace (a Dem btw) to deny entry?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2024 08:19 PM (WXNFJ)



And Vance is a senator from Ohio. He can go anywhere he damn well pleases. Constituents that he actually listen to........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:20 PM (Zz0t1)

158 The front left corner of the truck cab hit my bus just in front of me on the engine compartment.
37 or so kids on the bus. I got them off, checked to see if there were any injuries, (None) and then started the paperwork. Lots of paperwork.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 07:50 PM (u82oZ)

Glad it wasn't worse. I drove for two years with a company that required us to park during bus hours, unless we on the intestate.

Posted by: JAVEMS at September 18, 2024 08:21 PM (8I4hW)

159 They've already said no because they can't logistically handle it and don't have the resources.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Right. They've got the resources to handle all those Haitians though.

Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2024 08:22 PM (oaGWv)

160 @DC_Draino
·
8m
Boom - Trump is going on offense

Announced he’s going to Springfield, OH to highlight the Haitian invasion

And he’s going to Aurora, CO to highlight the Venezuelans gangs taking over

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2024 08:22 PM (OPwkX)

161 95
Radio killed the Hezbollah star… 🎶

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2024 07:58 PM (2aYv

----
Funny that the aborted Space launch from New Zealand today was titled 'Kinéis Killed The RadIoT Star'

Posted by: Ciampino - any pagers exploding in Dearbornistan? at September 18, 2024 08:23 PM (qfLjt)

162 That's terrible, Salty! Hope your wrist is better tomortow. Glad none of the kids were hurt.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 18, 2024 08:23 PM (MpVUb)

163 37 or so kids on the bus. I got them off, checked to see if there were any injuries, (None) and then started the paperwork. Lots of paperwork.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 07:50 PM (u82oZ)


Thinking on this...
May want to get a copy of your statement and keep it handy. You know at least one lawsuit is gonna come from it.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 08:24 PM (W/lyH)

164 Cannibalism drove Vietnamese boat people to make alliances with interstellar aliens for quicker migration methods, but with some cultural risk.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 18, 2024 08:24 PM (fY84s)

165 The Trump campaign must be intentionally taking their show to unexpected places just to remind America that he's the guy who says "fuck this, we're doing it".

Oh, I can't go to Butler? Fuck this, we're doing it.

Oh, Springfield is a Hot Button town now? Fuck this, we're doing it.

Pack up your shit. Throw it on the jet. We're doing it.

Meanwhile B.J. and the Power Bottom Bear can't even pull off a pre-scripted TV interview in an air conditioned room with no audience and final edit approval without needing a month off to recover from the ordeal. For fuck's aches, no one's even shooting at you silly little bitches and you're still falling apart at the seams.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 08:25 PM (nPLkK)

166 The city manager in Springfield seems to be one of the folks profitting from real estate there.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 18, 2024 08:26 PM (MpVUb)

167 Your own personal Moses
Someone you hold to your head
Someone who'll blast you dead

Posted by: Depeche Model Phone at September 18, 2024 08:26 PM (pyKYX)

168
Right. They've got the resources to handle all those Haitians though.
Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2024 08:22 PM (oaGWv)



Federal TAX TEAT!!!!!! FTW.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:26 PM (Zz0t1)

169 @DC_Draino
·
8m
Boom - Trump is going on offense

Announced he’s going to Springfield, OH to highlight the Haitian invasion

And he’s going to Aurora, CO to highlight the Venezuelans gangs taking over
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2024 08:22 PM (OPwkX)



And by the time he gets there, they will have swept in and cleaned all of it up.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:26 PM (Zz0t1)

170 They've already said no because they can't logistically handle it and don't have the resources.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Right. They've got the resources to handle all those Haitians though.
Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2024 08:22 PM (oaGWv)
***

The city council should embrace this. It forces the media to put a spotlight on the problem, and when they don't, demonstrates their bias and agenda.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 08:27 PM (W/lyH)

171 152 Quote him......Because you're lying out your ass, you can't.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:12 PM (Zz0t1)

Yeah, fuck her and fuck any apology she could make. I don't want these mutants apologizing. I want them screaming their fucked up bullshit from the rooftops loud and proud so that all the gullible assholes out there who still support them blindly because the shiny spackle-faced news vomiters on the morning tee-vee shows told them to might start to realize "wow, this chick is actually kind of full of shit, isn't she? Does that mean the shiny spackle-faced news holes are full of shit too, then?"

Fuck all of them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 08:17 PM (nPLkK)
----
Well that escalated quickly ... !
/s

Posted by: Ciampino - any pagers exploding in Minneapolis? at September 18, 2024 08:27 PM (qfLjt)

172
Oh, Springfield is a Hot Button town now? Fuck this, we're doing it.

____________

He's politicizing a volatile situation that doesn't exist!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2024 08:28 PM (BkEzK)

173 Ugh, Salty. How stressful for you! I am glad it’s just your wrist and hoping it’s not more than a strain.

Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2024 08:28 PM (pZEOD)

174 Dog Soldiers is my favorite werewolf movie followed by American Werewolf in London.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 18, 2024 08:28 PM (jNAzB)

175 ----
Well that escalated quickly ... !
/s
Posted by: Ciampino - any pagers exploding in Minneapolis? at September 18, 2024 08:27 PM (qfLjt)



I was afraid he held back and left something out.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:28 PM (Zz0t1)

176 I was afraid he held back and left something out.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:28 PM (Zz0t1)

rabble rabble rabble....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 08:29 PM (nPLkK)

177 I thought Vivek was going to Springfield, too. He lives close by. Did that happen? I suppose I could check myself. 😊

Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2024 08:29 PM (pZEOD)

178 San Franpsycho

It's a probability function. I was stopped, so I couldn't react.

I wrote a paper "A Million to One Chance. The "Probability of Safety.

In one school year, if every daily maneuver is only 99.99% safe, you are asking for it around May. But driving is even worse today.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 08:29 PM (u82oZ)

179 The city manager in Springfield seems to be one of the folks profitting from real estate there.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

Because of course. I don't suppose he's offered up his pets as hors d'oeuvres.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 18, 2024 08:30 PM (ftFVW)

180 >>And by the time he gets there, they will have swept in and cleaned all of it up.......

I don't think that matters anymore. People know.

Everyone knows we are way past normal times and it's us versus them.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2024 08:30 PM (OPwkX)

181 Announced he’s going to Springfield, OH to highlight the Haitian invasion

And he’s going to Aurora, CO to highlight the Venezuelans gangs taking over
Posted by: JackStraw

And by the time he gets there, they will have swept in and cleaned all of it up.......
Posted by: Sponge


https://xkcd.com/810/

Posted by: mikeski at September 18, 2024 08:30 PM (DgGvY)

182 I was given coffee as a small child. Maybe it's the French side of the family. I got wine, too.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2024 08:30 PM (1bNHn)

183 Along the lines-ish of the cafe, here's a comparison of F1 and GT cars on the same section of a track at different times, obviously.


https://youtu.be/K2cNqaPSHv0

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:31 PM (Zz0t1)

184 Would love to take the UFO boat down the Columbia in the early evening, add some blinking lights. Ha!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 08:31 PM (W/lyH)

185 Trump: Haitians are eating our pets.

Dr. Bone: Vietnamese Boat People ate each other while baking in a conex box on a transoceanic adventure and everybody knew it since the 70s.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 18, 2024 08:31 PM (fY84s)

186 Piper

I still relax by driving a school bus. My stress is from another, closer source.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 08:31 PM (u82oZ)

187 "I grew up in a middle-class family..." = "I was born a poor, black child..."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2024 08:31 PM (RIvkX)

188 Posted by: She Hobbit at September 18, 2024 08:30 PM (ftFVW)


*hugs*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:32 PM (Zz0t1)

189
I still relax by driving a school bus. My stress is from another, closer source.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 08:31 PM (u82oZ)



*crosses arms*

*rapidly taps foot*

*glares*

Posted by: Mrs. NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 08:33 PM (Zz0t1)

190 >>I was given coffee as a small child. Maybe it's the French side of the family. I got wine, too.

I was born in Germany while my dad was serving. My mom's doc was a German and he told her to drink beer while she was nursing.

God bless that man.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2024 08:33 PM (OPwkX)

191 And by the time he gets there, they will have swept in and cleaned all of it up...

Which means they can. Also bad for them.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2024 08:34 PM (AGNk7)

192 *hugs*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

*hugs back*

How is the First Lady doing?

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 18, 2024 08:34 PM (ftFVW)

193 "I grew up in a middle-class family..." = "I was born a poor, black child..."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2024 08:31 PM (RIvkX)



You asked for it.......


https://youtu.be/4zcEQtG_Ugo

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:34 PM (Zz0t1)

194 The city manager in Springfield seems to be one of the folks profitting from real estate there.
Posted by: Notsothoreau


This isn't a surprise.
Government: We are dumping a bunch of foreigners on your town. We will be buying land to build some shitty homes for them.
Manager: Just how much land we talkin' here?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 08:34 PM (W/lyH)

195 Werewolves in Paris make a lot more sense thsn werewolves in London. The last wolf in England was killed back in the 1300's, and there really had not been any stories of lycanthropy in the British Isles since then. At least not until the Universal Pictures flicks, and even then Larry Talbot was infected by a Gypsy.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 18, 2024 08:35 PM (HwkXe)

196 I thought Springfield asked Trump not to come ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2024 08:36 PM (IyPmt)

197
How is the First Lady doing?
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 18, 2024 08:34 PM (ftFVW)



She's doing alright. The hairdo doesn't bother her at all. Bloodwork came back good so it's another round of chemo tomorrow. She's getting the schedule of after effects down pretty good.

Friday is get everything done hyper, Saturday is crash day, Sunday is recovery day and Monday is as normal as it can be with cases of the sleepies attacking at will.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:36 PM (Zz0t1)

198 Did Hezbollah balls retain their sweat and stink?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 18, 2024 08:36 PM (FfSAJ)

199 >>> 132 Trump announces he's going to Springfield next week.

Good. Mayor will be pissed, too bad. If you'd cared about your actual citizens, Trump wouldn't have to come there and talk to them.

This also applies to Flint, Aurora, Butler PA, the Bronx...

Posted by: LizLem at September 18, 2024 08:36 PM (QAK8m)

200 A thousand bottles of oil on the wall, a thousand bottles of oil...

Posted by: Piddy Phile at September 18, 2024 08:37 PM (CvZqk)

201 Mrs. NaCly Dog

Exactly.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 08:37 PM (u82oZ)

202 I was given coffee as a small child. Maybe it's the French side of the family. I got wine, too.

----------

Italian grandmothers put a little wine in the baby bottle to put babies to sleep.

Posted by: Cannibal Roberto at September 18, 2024 08:37 PM (VS3u5)

203 I thought Springfield asked Trump not to come ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2024 08:36 PM (IyPmt)




You asked for it........


https://youtu.be/DTCyjYjsVc8

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:37 PM (Zz0t1)

204 At least not until the Universal Pictures flicks, and even then Larry Talbot was infected by a Gypsy.
Posted by: tankdemon

It's Romani, h8r! Reeeeeeeee!!!!

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 18, 2024 08:37 PM (ftFVW)

205 Did Hezbollah balls retain their sweat and stink?
Posted by: Northernlurker

I'm thinking the heat and fire took care of the sweat issues.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2024 08:38 PM (WXNFJ)

206 For werewolf flicks, there is a French movie called Wer that is pretty cool, and most of the dialogue is in English.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 18, 2024 08:39 PM (HwkXe)

207 Announced he’s going to Springfield, OH to highlight the Haitian invasion

And he’s going to Aurora, CO to highlight the Venezuelans gangs taking over
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2024 08:22 PM (OPwkX)


If neither place wants him to go, it seems kind of dangerous for him to go there. I hope and pray he has enough security.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2024 08:39 PM (dTTBf)

208
Exactly.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 08:37 PM (u82oZ)

__________

I hope the Missus is well.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2024 08:39 PM (BkEzK)

209 The Trump campaign must be intentionally taking their show to unexpected places just to remind America that he's the guy who says "fuck this, we're doing it".

Oh, I can't go to Butler? Fuck this, we're doing it.

Oh, Springfield is a Hot Button town now? Fuck this, we're doing it.

Pack up your shit. Throw it on the jet. We're doing it.
***

Has anyone told him of the invasion of Corsicana by a throng of Morons?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 08:39 PM (W/lyH)

210 >>> This isn't a surprise.
Government: We are dumping a bunch of foreigners on your town. We will be buying land to build some shitty homes for them. Manager: Just how much land we talkin' here?

Also known as the Rock Ridge Gambit? Which makes Trump Sheriff Bart.

Posted by: LizLem at September 18, 2024 08:40 PM (QAK8m)

211 At least not until the Universal Pictures flicks, and even then Larry Talbot was infected by a Gypsy.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 18, 2024 08:35 PM (HwkXe)



It happens,

Posted by: Captain Sir Richard Francis Burton, KCMG, FRGS at September 18, 2024 08:40 PM (D7oie)

212 Kate Beckinsale did make the Underworld series watchable.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 18, 2024 08:40 PM (jNAzB)

213 Friday is get everything done hyper, Saturday is crash day, Sunday is recovery day and Monday is as normal as it can be with cases of the sleepies attacking at will.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Knowing what to expect helps; at least she can plan for it even if it sucks.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 18, 2024 08:40 PM (ftFVW)

214 Sorry about your accident, Salty. and your hurt wrist. It sounds like you shepherded them out like a very good bus driver, but it must have been unsettling for them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2024 08:41 PM (dTTBf)

215 I need one of 2 words to complete this damn crossword.

E-AL (Alike Fr.)
IA-O (Shakespeare Villain)

Posted by: Cannibal Roberto at September 18, 2024 08:41 PM (VS3u5)

216 Peak Jenny Agutter

https://www.pinterest.co.uk/
thesaucy70s/jenny-agutter/

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 18, 2024 08:42 PM (fs1hN)

217 Egal?

Iago?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2024 08:42 PM (D7oie)

218 If neither place wants him to go, it seems kind of dangerous for him to go there. I hope and pray he has enough security.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2024 08:39 PM (dTTBf)

***
I have to believe he is wearing the armor of God now.
Just as I believe millions pray every day for his safety.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 08:42 PM (W/lyH)

219 So they Diddy thing - is it going to be as huge? Will it be the Oct surprise? It seems so disgusting, and there certainly seems like a lot of smoke.

Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2024 08:42 PM (pZEOD)

220 Did Hezbollah balls retain their sweat and stink?
Posted by: Northernlurker

You'll have to sniff that out and let us know, later, much later.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 18, 2024 08:42 PM (njO+s)

221 Hadrian the Seventh

She is relieved I'm OK. But the truth is she is drifting to death. Doing what I can.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 08:43 PM (u82oZ)

222 Posted by: Cannibal Roberto at September 18, 2024 08:41 PM (VS3u5)

Iago.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2024 08:43 PM (dTTBf)

223 This whole pet thing out of Ohio...(State Motto: "Why Are You Here?")

I don't think the Haitian's are eating them per se, (except the geese in the local parks) It's about their Voodoo...

What is the Haitian Voodoo tradition?
Haitian Vodou , Its practices largely revolve around interactions with the lwa, and incorporate song, drumming, dance, prayer, possession, and animal sacrifice. 😒

So there be where all the pets be going.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 18, 2024 08:43 PM (TDvv2)

224 If neither place wants him to go, it seems kind of dangerous for him to go there. I hope and pray he has enough security.

Town officials aren't the town and they'll want their criminals to be on their best behavior to not draw more attention.

Posted by: t--bird at September 18, 2024 08:43 PM (D9hgC)

225 205 Did Hezbollah balls retain their sweat and stink?
Posted by: Northernlurker

I'm thinking the heat and fire took care of the sweat issues.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2024 08:38 PM (WXNFJ)


Chump nuts roasting over an open fire...
Yaakov Frost nipping at their choads...

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 18, 2024 08:43 PM (NMT5x)

226 Egal?

Iago?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2024 08:42 PM (D7oie)

Thanks! I had nothing! Done!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Roberto at September 18, 2024 08:43 PM (VS3u5)

227 Does anyone have a Fox News web streaming link? I'd love to watch Gutfeld! tonight since Trump is the guest.

Posted by: LizLem at September 18, 2024 08:44 PM (QAK8m)

228 Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 08:42 PM (W/lyH)

I hope you're correct and yes, I think that millions are praying for him-many of us from ASHQ too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2024 08:44 PM (dTTBf)

229 Looks like full moon tonight



Ohhhhh, now I get it

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2024 08:45 PM (0lWd5)

230 226 Egal?

Iago?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2024 08:42 PM (D7oie)

Thanks! I had nothing! Done!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Roberto at September 18, 2024 08:43 PM (VS3u5)

Tha horde comes through no matter what the subject. but especially boobs.

Posted by: Cannibal Roberto at September 18, 2024 08:45 PM (VS3u5)

231 {{{Salty}}}

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 18, 2024 08:46 PM (iZbyp)

232 Used to test drive BMWs, but one of the lead "safety" drivers was a total unsafe ass. Within 6 months of leaving two cars lost to wrecks. musta skewed the data a little.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 08:46 PM (rll/6)

233 FenelonSpoke

A couple of the younger kids were mentally upset.
But they will have a story to tell.

I will use the accident in all my safety talks and enforcement.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 08:46 PM (u82oZ)

234 Some liberals are posting pics of people eating at the local Haitian owned restaurants in Springfield, to show their support, and saying seeeee? This is who we are! This is how civilized people behave, instead of being their racisty racist selves and lying about people eating dogs.

They don't seem to get that any Haitian who has enough sense to buy and maintain a small business like a restaurant is NOT the kind of Haitian causing the current problems in their town.

Virtue signaling without doing anything useful, that's our libs!

Posted by: LizLem at September 18, 2024 08:47 PM (QAK8m)

235 I was perfectly content to believe that Pandas had finally gone extinct (which, in their case, is the natural order of things). I assumed this due to the lack of posts in the Cafe related to said Pandas.

Imagine my disappointment when I found out that they are hiding in plain site as dog groomers. Such is life, I suppose. However, they're dumb enough to try that on a Timber Wolf....so....it won't be long now.

Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2024 08:47 PM (dIske)

236 Virtue signaling without doing anything useful, that's our libs!
Posted by: LizLem

"In this house. . . . ."

Heh

Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2024 08:49 PM (WXNFJ)

237
I will use the accident in all my safety talks and enforcement.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 08:46 PM (u82oZ)

Good for you.

The more difficult kids from spouse's bus have moved on to a new bus, (yay!) but he's been coughing his lungs out at home between runs (I gave him something) and refuses to take a day off.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2024 08:49 PM (dTTBf)

238 so the Diddy thing - is it going to be as huge?

I think so. Hillary and Haiti connections. Lots of Taylor Swift pics (I'm thinking victim).

Posted by: t--bird at September 18, 2024 08:49 PM (xjAvD)

239 Thanks! I had nothing! Done!!!
Posted by: Cannibal Roberto at September 18, 2024 08:43 PM (VS3u5)


Grandma taught me a driving game, you see the three letter combo in the licence plate ahead of you or as you pass, and find the word that uses those letters in the same sequence. Find as many as you can. I have been doing that for more than 40 years and I still get whipped in Scrabble.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2024 08:49 PM (D7oie)

240 FenelonSpoke

Ephesians 6:12

the Bible is full of cultural wisdom.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 08:50 PM (u82oZ)

241 I thought Springfield asked Trump not to come ?
Posted by: It's me donna

You asked for it........
https://youtu.be/DTCyjYjsVc8
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden


The judges would also have accepted Frankie Goes To Hollywood.

Posted by: mikeski relaxes at September 18, 2024 08:50 PM (DgGvY)

242 Years ago I was at a bar in Chania, Crete and I chatted with a young lady who looked a lot like Jenny Agutter. She was from Manchester.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 08:51 PM (Ad8y9)

243 Some liberals are posting pics of people eating at the local Haitian owned restaurants in Springfield, to show their support, and saying seeeee? This is who we are!

Do we have a treatment for kuru?

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2024 08:52 PM (xjAvD)

244 Just caught the trailer for a movie called Brothers. Peter Dinklage and Josh Brolin are twins. They come from a long line of felons. Glenn Close is their mother. Brendan Fraser is a menace. Marissa Tomei is.... who knows what exactly. And then there is the orangutan. The trailer looks hilariously unhinged. Opens in select theaters and then drops on Prime video.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2024 08:53 PM (4XwPj)

245
Knowing what to expect helps; at least she can plan for it even if it sucks.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 18, 2024 08:40 PM (ftFVW)



The MoMe will be interesting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:53 PM (Zz0t1)

246 Peak Jenny Agutter

https://www.pinterest.co.uk/
thesaucy70s/jenny-agutter/
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 18, 2024 08:42 PM (fs1hN)



Too much coverage.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:54 PM (Zz0t1)

247 Signing in here after a cache clearing, boss.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 08:54 PM (CEzQx)

248 Ach, the Cafe Thread. Most pleasing are the cuddly beasts and the antics of the humans, especially when the latter hail from Florida. Most notable to Werner is the werewolf content. This is a creature that Germans, of course, regard as entirely mythical. By which, Werner means that all Deutsch people take it as an article of faith that the fiends are entirely real, and we are whistling past the graveyard when, as above, we deny this. Many of you here have served with distinction in your nation's uniformed service, and thus some may be familiar with the lycan abomination called the Morbac Monster. So long as a votive candle at a small shrine is kept aflame, all is well and the horror is confined. Yet one evening it did go out, and.... Werner is too frightened to go further. The info is out there, where one may Google.

Werner actually had a run-in with a werewolf himself. Though it was in the remote past, the memory still burns bright. Es tut mir leid, one further post.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 18, 2024 08:54 PM (tmPIh)

249 FenelonSpoke

Please tell your beloved and lovable spouse that safe to drive is a key judgement area. We don't want an excuse. If he is not safe, he needs to say so. If the answer is close, lean to not safe to drive. Because if you have to ask yourself the question, look to no as the first answer.

Yes, our ethos is to be reliable. But safety is another part of that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 08:55 PM (u82oZ)

250
Marzipan Cookies, etc.

Grandma Garbage or Tasty Treat?

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 18, 2024 08:55 PM (2y6mw)

251 204 It's Romani, h8r! Reeeeeeeee!!!!
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 18, 2024 08:37 PM (ftFVW)

I knew I was gonna catch hell for that one.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 18, 2024 08:55 PM (HwkXe)

252 I chatted with a young lady who looked a lot like Jenny Agutter. She was from Manchester.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 08:51 PM (Ad8y9)

-----------

She probably only SAID she was from Manchester. Did you ask to see ID?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 18, 2024 08:55 PM (hY4dx)

253 Grandma taught me a driving game, you see the three letter combo in the licence plate ahead of you or as you pass, and find the word that uses those letters in the same sequence. Find as many as you can. I have been doing that for more than 40 years and I still get whipped in Scrabble.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2024 08:49 PM (D7oie)

Thanks! Gonna start playing it.

Posted by: Cannibal Roberto at September 18, 2024 08:55 PM (VS3u5)

254 "Some liberals are posting pics of people eating at the local Haitian owned restaurants in Springfield, to show their support, and saying seeeee? This is who we are!"

We believe in truth in advertising. There are absolutely no cats in our products.

Posted by: Haitian Hotdogs at September 18, 2024 08:56 PM (vFG9F)

255 243 Some liberals are posting pics of people eating at the local Haitian owned restaurants in Springfield, to show their support, and saying seeeee? This is who we are!

Do we have a treatment for kuru?
Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2024 08:52 PM (xjAvD)
Zombies.

Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2024 08:57 PM (LHPAg)

256 158 Dems voted against a bill that would deport illegals that commit sex crimes.

Their power is more important than the sanctity of your vagina, ladies.

Remember that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:57 PM (Zz0t1)

257 What do they serve at a Haitian restaurant anyway?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 18, 2024 08:58 PM (hY4dx)

258 Pandas are ancient aliens surveilling humans for proper timing. Their wrath will be a heavy price to pay.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 18, 2024 08:58 PM (fY84s)

259 Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 08:55 PM (u82oZ)

He said he's not coughing on the bus because I give him medicine before he leaves and when he comes home, but I'm still annoyed at him. It's like he thinks it's some sort of personal failure if he misses a day of work.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2024 08:59 PM (dTTBf)

260 Their power is more important than the sanctity of your vagina, ladies.

----------

Pfft. That ship has sailed.

Posted by: Kathy Griffin at September 18, 2024 08:59 PM (hY4dx)

261 Everyone have a blessed night. Or Knight, as the case may be.

Let your dreams burble with happiness.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 09:00 PM (u82oZ)

262 Their power is more important than the sanctity of your vagina, ladies.

Remember that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

What is this va-gin-a? I'm not a biologist.

Is it like a front hole? Bonus hole?

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 18, 2024 09:00 PM (ftFVW)

263 Do we have a treatment for kuru?
Posted by: t-bird

I'm probably sucker and a fool but I just spent near $100 on the Crystal Flush toenail fungus cure.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 18, 2024 09:00 PM (L/fGl)

264 He said he's not coughing on the bus because I give him medicine before he leaves and when he comes home, but I'm still annoyed at him. It's like he thinks it's some sort of personal failure if he misses a day of work.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2024 08:59 PM (dTTBf)



A kid that my Goddaughter went to school with attended the same school his entire life. He graduated last fall. He's the only kid in his class that NEVER missed a day of school the entire 12 years. I honestly think there's something to say about that.

Of course, after I met and chatted a bit with his dad, I understood a bit better.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:01 PM (Zz0t1)

265 145 > Quote him......Because you're lying out your ass, you can't.

According to people like that, if you don't blow sunshine up their ass, you're saying something racist and hateful.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 08:16 PM (Odg76)
----
'blow sunshine' -- is that like the Solar Wind or more like those humongous solar flares that are a few million miles long? .... wait, coke lines?

Posted by: Ciampino - any pagers exploding in St. Paul? at September 18, 2024 09:01 PM (qfLjt)

266 What do they serve at a Haitian restaurant anyway?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Mystery meat and grass in an atmosphere of squalor .

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 18, 2024 09:02 PM (ftFVW)

267
Is it like a front hole? Bonus hole?
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 18, 2024 09:00 PM (ftFVW)



As my brother got my daughter to say at an early age, 'the front butt.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:02 PM (Zz0t1)

268 Some liberals are posting pics of people eating at the local Haitian owned restaurants in Springfield, to show their support, and saying seeeee? This is who we are!

-

I'm still sort of surprised they want to keep drawing attention to this.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at September 18, 2024 09:02 PM (d+Q1U)

269 Th bad news is now all of Southern Lebanon smells like burnt hair.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 18, 2024 09:02 PM (pIfcn)

270 263 Do we have a treatment for kuru?
Posted by: t-bird

I'm probably sucker and a fool but I just spent near $100 on the Crystal Flush toenail fungus cure.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 18, 2024 09:00 PM (L/fGl)
Should have tried the hot iron first.

Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2024 09:02 PM (LHPAg)

271 257 What do they serve at a Haitian restaurant anyway?
_____

Kitten nuggets?

*runs*

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 18, 2024 09:02 PM (fs1hN)

272 Best werewolf movie? What were the ones Kate Beckinsale was in?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2024 09:02 PM (oZhjI)

273 FenelonSpok

I know the mindset well. They ask you after an accident about medicine use and test you for drugs. SO lay off the hard stuff.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 09:03 PM (u82oZ)

274 Pay no attention to Diddy! They're eating the cats!!!

Posted by: Tay Tay at September 18, 2024 09:03 PM (mH6SG)

275 There was a cheapie movie made in the late fifties or early 60's called "I Was a Teenage Werewolf" starring Michael Landon in the title roll. While it played on the creature feature show in Chicago (1978-1982 timeframe) the Son of Svengoolie came back from commercial saying it was also known as, "Little House on the Prairie Gets a Little Bit Hairy."

Posted by: tankdemon at September 18, 2024 09:04 PM (HwkXe)

276 A kid that my Goddaughter went to school with attended the same school his entire life. He graduated last fall. He's the only kid in his class that NEVER missed a day of school the entire 12 years. I honestly think there's something to say about that.


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Ah yes, like the elderly that never have wrecks but cause them over and over.

That young man was probably directly responsible for well over 1000 sick days over the course of 12 years, but they weren't his absences so it's fine.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at September 18, 2024 09:04 PM (d+Q1U)

277 274 Pay no attention to Diddy! They're eating the cats!!!
Posted by: Tay Tay at September 18, 2024 09:03 PM (mH6SG)
Which Diddy? Doowah Diddy or some other Diddy>

Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2024 09:05 PM (LHPAg)

278 I'm probably sucker and a fool but I just spent near $100 on the Crystal Flush toenail fungus cure.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 18, 2024 09:00 PM (L/fGl)

===

Should have tried the hot iron first.
Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2024 09:02 PM


Walk it off.

Posted by: Coach Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:06 PM (a3Q+t)

279 That's a form of motorsports called Rally Racing. Look up WRC. It's the major world championship for rally racing. The FIA runs it.
Posted by: Puddleglum


WRC is why I laugh hysterically at NASCAR when they say they're the greatest drivers in the world........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:53 PM (Zz0t1)

You can't count the part where you are just a projectile as "driving" so its half credit.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2024 09:06 PM (n7h9X)

280
That young man was probably directly responsible for well over 1000 sick days over the course of 12 years, but they weren't his absences so it's fine.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at September 18, 2024 09:04 PM (d+Q1U)



Your point MAY be valid, but there's really no way to corroborate that.

I was a child raised by a mother that required blood to be shooting from my eyes or my bowels coming out my ass for me to miss school as a yute, so.........It wasn't my fault.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:06 PM (Zz0t1)

281 262 Their power is more important than the sanctity of your vagina, ladies.

Remember that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

What is this va-gin-a? I'm not a biologist.

Is it like a front hole? Bonus hole?

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 18, 2024 09:00 PM (ftFVW)
----
Punchline Only!
"Now we'll never get the smell out of the fish!"

Posted by: Ciampino - any pagers exploding in Minnesotastan? at September 18, 2024 09:06 PM (qfLjt)

282 Doo Wah Diddy is best Diddy.

Posted by: Manfred Mann at September 18, 2024 09:07 PM (a3Q+t)

283 Your point MAY be valid, but there's really no way to corroborate that.

-

Oh, I don't blame you or the kid. Just that I know young 'uns aren't fever or sore throat free for 12 years.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at September 18, 2024 09:07 PM (d+Q1U)

284 Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2024 08:49 PM (D7oie)

Our driving game is highway alphabet. Find all the letters in the alphabet, in order on signs or trucks with companies names. The catch only the letters at the beginning of the word count. Q can be challenging, but X is a real problem. Oh and no license plates letters allowed.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2024 09:08 PM (4XwPj)

285 What do they serve at a Haitian restaurant anyway?
_____

Kitten nuggets?

*runs*

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 18, 2024 09:02 PM (fs1hN)

And hot dogs.

Posted by: Queensryche forbidden lyrics at September 18, 2024 09:08 PM (0FfTl)

286 The working title for the film was The Soul-Destroying Abomination of a Beast Who Deceived the Innocent By Donning the Garb of a Human Female. Werner knows what you are thinking - this is awesome and life-affirming, and I must view it. To the clerk at the local cinema shall you say Shut up, serf, and take my money. Alas, the premise and the script were stolen by the studio and turned it into transvestite Robin Williams project.

But Werner, you say, what of the werewolf? Ja, that. Leaving the conference room and mentally counting how many people's automobiles I would key, I found myself face to face with a lycanthropic being. it was daylight, and Werner felt at first that this was not in alignment with the werewolf lore of my youth (it is even a major at most Deutsch universities, part of the STEM pathway) but he remembered that, well, it was Hollywood. Ach, one final post.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 18, 2024 09:08 PM (tmPIh)

287 That young man was probably directly responsible for well over 1000 sick days over the course of 12 years, but they weren't his absences so it's fine.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at September 18, 2024 09:04 PM (d+Q1U)


Maybe they should have cancelled school and gone to zoom classes out of a desire to be safe? I mean, it might have saved one life.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2024 09:08 PM (D7oie)

288 In re: my post at 275- what does it say about the movie that I remember a lead in back from commercial, but not a single line of dialogue from the film?

Posted by: tankdemon at September 18, 2024 09:10 PM (HwkXe)

289 Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 09:03 PM (u82oZ)

It's actually a homepathic thing that works pretty well except he took it at 5:00, didn't take anymore because he was watching a film with our son. I love him, but somtimes I want to strangle him and that would take care of his coughing. He has an allergy to any actual doctors.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2024 09:10 PM (dTTBf)

290 Maybe they should have cancelled school and gone to zoom classes out of a desire to be safe? I mean, it might have saved one life.
Posted by: Kindltot

-

I still haven't heard how/why schools have post-2020 snow days.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at September 18, 2024 09:10 PM (d+Q1U)

291 And hot dogs.

Mmm. My favorite.

Posted by: KJP at September 18, 2024 09:10 PM (mH6SG)

292 Wanna know my secret for toenail fungus?

NEVER WEAR OPEN TOED SHOES!!!!

hell, I wear socks in bed.

Lord I hate sandals and flip-flops. I work with a bunch of Jimmy Buffets.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:10 PM (Ad8y9)

293 What do they serve at a Haitian restaurant anyway?

Well they do provide doggy bags.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 09:11 PM (rll/6)

294 Lord I hate sandals and flip-flops. I work with a bunch of Jimmy Buffets.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:10 PM (Ad8y9)



Flip flops should be illegal everywhere but back yard bbq's, swimming pools, beaches, and boat docks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:11 PM (Zz0t1)

295 FenelonSpok
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 09:03 PM


Fen's gone Vulcan?

LLAP, Fen.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:11 PM (a3Q+t)

296 If you've got a general practitioner you probably wouldn't even need an appointment. Just call and tell the nurse you've got a history and need some medicine for treating the nails.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at September 18, 2024 09:12 PM (d+Q1U)

297 Oh, and women are mostly exempt from the flip flop law because their feet don't look like shit in most cases.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:12 PM (Zz0t1)

298 I haven't been this upset about UFOs since Puffy Combs put a hit on Tupac.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 18, 2024 09:12 PM (fY84s)

299 Ya know what is so wonderful? In a few weeks a bunch of us are going to be having conversations face to face.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 09:13 PM (I1GXe)

300 FenelonSpoke.

Chicken Noodle soup. Until he stops coughing.

Now GTG.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 09:14 PM (u82oZ)

301 Ya know what is so wonderful? In a few weeks a bunch of us are going to be having conversations face to face.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 09:13 PM (I1GXe)



It really doesn't get much better than this.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:14 PM (Zz0t1)

302 On motorcar racing, can you claim to be 'only traveling and not driving'?
I ask as some may deem it driving since it involves remuneration. The counter argument is that it is a hobby and not a job.

Asked by all Sovereign Citizens living in the United States of America Republic.

Posted by: Ciampino - any pagers exploding in NYC? at September 18, 2024 09:15 PM (qfLjt)

303
Well they do provide doggy bags.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 09:11 PM (rll/6)



Made from actual dogs.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:15 PM (Zz0t1)

304 I haven't been this upset about UFOs since Puffy Combs put a hit on Tupac.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 18, 2024 09:12 PM (fY84s)



*Biggie Smalls has entered the chat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:16 PM (Zz0t1)

305 Ya know what is so wonderful? In a few weeks a bunch of us are going to be having conversations face to face.

I'm sure it will be grand. Have fun.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2024 09:16 PM (mH6SG)

306 Well they do provide doggy bags.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 09:11 PM (rll/6)


Made from actual dogs.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:15 PM


Newsletter?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at September 18, 2024 09:16 PM (a3Q+t)

307
I'm sure it will be grand. Have fun.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2024 09:16 PM (mH6SG)



It always is.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:16 PM (Zz0t1)

308 Trump finishes his NY rally with Nessun dorma. He really is one of a kind.

https://tinyurl.com/4fpvy7na

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2024 09:17 PM (OPwkX)

309 Newsletter?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at September 18, 2024 09:16 PM (a3Q+t)



Come to Springfield!!!

Posted by: Springfield, Ohio Chamber of Commerce at September 18, 2024 09:17 PM (Zz0t1)

310 Biggie Smalls is a fantastic name.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at September 18, 2024 09:17 PM (d+Q1U)

311 Notorious BFD, the most common sound at the MoMe after the gunfire is the laughter.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 09:18 PM (I1GXe)

312
Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
@dom_lucre
Wait until people find out about President Obama freak off parties.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 18, 2024 09:18 PM (TGPs7)

313 Notorious BFD, the most common sound at the MoMe after the gunfire is the laughter.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 09:18 PM (I1GXe)



Fact.

Posted by: Springfield, Ohio Chamber of Commerce at September 18, 2024 09:19 PM (Zz0t1)

314 Damn.......Strike one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:19 PM (Zz0t1)

315 183 Along the lines-ish of the cafe, here's a comparison of F1 and GT cars on the same section of a track at different times, obviously.


https://youtu.be/K2cNqaPSHv0
Posted by: Sponge



Saw a video once done during a Aussie Supercar race in Adelaide. They had a touring car, Aussie V8 Supercar, a MotoGP bike, and an F1 car on the track, at the same time. All starting at different points. Slowest car closer to the finish line. The F1 car started from the farthest point. The F1 car beat them all. Outside of the NHRA, F1 cars are crazy fast.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 18, 2024 09:19 PM (aKh6S)

316 301 Ya know what is so wonderful? In a few weeks a bunch of us are going to be having conversations face to face.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 09:13 PM (I1GXe)


It really doesn't get much better than this.
Posted by: Sponge


No, it really doesn't.

And Hadrian, if you're still here,

I know you pray the Rosary. You include the horde's intentions.

You have done so many of us a beautiful service. Thank you, faithful, sweet man.

Posted by: enfermera ratched at September 18, 2024 09:20 PM (2Kesc)

317
Alex Jones
@RealAlexJones
🚨BREAKING: Reports Indicate There May Have Been A Third Attempt On Trump’s Life

Approximately 20 patriots who attended Trump’s high-energy rally in Tucson are now reporting having to go to the ER immediately after the rally.

The attendees all suffered from symptoms like blurry vision and swelling — serious, concerning reactions that all came on shortly after the rally ended.

ALL of the affected were seated right by the stage where Trump made his entrance.

Now, here's where it gets even more concerning. One attendee reports that a doctor told her she suffered from a chemical burn.

We’ve got to ask the question: was this a deliberate chemical attack aimed at Trump? Were these patriots collateral damage in another attempt to kill the president?

The Trump campaign has confirmed they’re gathering information on the situation...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 18, 2024 09:20 PM (TGPs7)

318 Trump finishes his NY rally with Nessun dorma.

From the looks of it, SS Agent Fupa is still part of the detail.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2024 09:20 PM (mH6SG)

319 Outside of the NHRA, F1 cars are crazy fast.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 18, 2024 09:19 PM (aKh6S)



And now, they're V-6's........it's just retarded how much power and speed they get out of those engines with pistons the size of beer cans.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:20 PM (Zz0t1)

320 I'm probably sucker and a fool but I just spent near $100 on the Crystal Flush toenail fungus cure.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 18, 2024 09:00 PM (L/fGl)


Probably something that should of been shared on the ONT. Late...really late in the ONT.
If at all.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 09:21 PM (W/lyH)

321
Does anyone have a Fox News web streaming link? I'd love to watch Gutfeld! tonight since Trump is the guest.
Posted by: LizLem


https://streamfare.com/fox_news_2

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2024 09:21 PM (63Dwl)

322 Trump finishes his NY rally with Nessun dorma. He really is one of a kind.

"I will win"

The Sum of All Fears

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2024 09:21 PM (KfN19)

323 Oh, and women are mostly exempt from the flip flop law because their feet don't look like shit in most cases.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:12 PM (Zz0t1)

I agree with that, but I hate the 'flap-flap-flap-flap' as they walk down the hall.

Can't sneak up on anyone with that noise. That's why Special Ops don't wear flipflops.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:21 PM (Ad8y9)

324 317
The Trump campaign has confirmed they’re gathering information on the situation...
Posted

At this point, he needs to stay home. This is getting scarier and scarier, if true.

Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2024 09:22 PM (pZEOD)

325 The beast made as if to shake my hand, certain that it would throw me off and put me at its lycan mercy. It even uttered crude human speech, saying "Mr Herzog, I'm so glad to meet you..." This trailed off as I went to work with a coatrack, I had spotted a second or two earlier. As I put my entire strength into bludgeoning the blasphemy, I screamed that Werner's mama ain't raised no fools. I gots the juice here, Wolf Boy!

An exec grabbed my arm as the werewolf lay on the floor, ready for one final life-ending bludgeoning. Werner, the studio exec told me, that's Jim Henson. The one who perpetrated the Muppets, I queried. Yes, he said. He and I gazed at each other for a moment, then he seized an elaborately over-sized Mahagony table and said let me help you. The table was shattered nearly to pieces and the coatrack bent like a Slinky by the time we were done. There was then much merriment. Alas, Henson survived somehow, perhaps as a function of his lycanthropic metabolism. There is a moral to this story, but Werner is unclear on that point.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 18, 2024 09:22 PM (tmPIh)

326 I agree with that, but I hate the 'flap-flap-flap-flap' as they walk down the hall.

Can't sneak up on anyone with that noise. That's why Special Ops don't wear flipflops.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:21 PM (Ad8y9)



I'm fine with the "look at me" call as long as it doesn't sound like a water buffalo trouncing through the marshes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:23 PM (Zz0t1)

327 Harris Sucks Moose Twang ...........

Posted by: Bullwinkle at September 18, 2024 09:23 PM (/1UO6)

328 We’ve got to ask the question: was this a deliberate chemical attack aimed at Trump? Were these patriots collateral damage in another attempt to kill the president?

The Trump campaign has confirmed they’re gathering information on the situation...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 18, 2024 09:20 PM (TGPs7)


Even Mrs D said it was a good time to restock the pantry.
What I heard was buy more ammo. But yeah, canned goods too I s'pose.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 09:24 PM (W/lyH)

329 Juicy Lucy > lycan mercy

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:24 PM (Zz0t1)

330 Ya know what is so wonderful? In a few weeks a bunch of us are going to be having conversations face to face.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 09:13 PM (I1GXe)

It's killing me and Mrs. Pug that we can't be there. We had been planning it, and everything, but it just isn't going to happen this year.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:25 PM (Ad8y9)

331 I agree with that, but I hate the 'flap-flap-flap-flap' as they walk down the hall.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:21 PM


Trust me, 'fap-fap-fap-fap' isn't great, either.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at September 18, 2024 09:25 PM (a3Q+t)

332 234 Some liberals are posting pics of people eating at the local Haitian owned restaurants in Springfield, to show their support, and saying seeeee? This is who we are! This is how civilized people behave, instead of being their racisty racist selves and lying about people eating dogs.

They don't seem to get that any Haitian who has enough sense to buy and maintain a small business like a restaurant is NOT the kind of Haitian causing the current problems in their town.

Virtue signaling without doing anything useful, that's our libs!
Posted by: LizLem



And yet when it comes to Christians, those same liberals will lump all Christians into the same hate group category.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 18, 2024 09:26 PM (aKh6S)

333 Sorry about your accident, Salty. and your hurt wrist. It sounds like you shepherded them out like a very good bus driver, but it must have been unsettling for them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2024 08:41 PM (dTTBf)

In first year of high school our school was having issues fitting everyone in available buildings in the district so that year half our freshman class was in an old elementary school. Our school was also famous for not cancelling school for snow (the year of ice storms they build their own power generator to avoid having to close when city power ran out).

Anyhow, this one building was in a poor area and roads were bad. There was a decent snow that kept coming in the morning and no plows. Our bus got to a hillcrest, started nosing down a somewhat steep hill, started sliding. The bus started a slow spin, driver took it to a side street with a ditch and it majesticly did a one eighty with the back of the bus against a stop sign and the other wheels in the ditch.

The driver let us out, it was a short walk to the school and we made it. I think only three buses even got to school at all that day in our building, and they had to get us an extra bus.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2024 09:26 PM (n7h9X)

334 >>Can't sneak up on anyone with that noise. That's why Special Ops don't wear flipflops.

Some of you are way too into this rule. You show up on my island wearing Doc Martens and we'll throw you in the ocean for making too much noise and basically look gay.

We aren't planning the invasion of Moscow, just going to the beach or the bar.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2024 09:26 PM (OPwkX)

335 Pug, a glass will be raised to you both and see you next year.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 09:27 PM (I1GXe)

336 Off fake latinx sock

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 18, 2024 09:27 PM (3th/7)

337 Not for nothing, but I bet the PA in the West Bank are reeaaallll quiet right now. They got a front row seat to the FO part of the equation. I bet they're looking for empty cans and string about now too.

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 18, 2024 09:28 PM (NMT5x)

338 My position on flip-flops is based entirely on the bit where I have to repeatedly retrieve one or the other after accidentally kicking one off while simply trying to walk.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at September 18, 2024 09:28 PM (d+Q1U)

339 Okay, ridiculous, but I laughed:

https://youtu.be/mc1W_Pys88U?feature=shared

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 18, 2024 09:29 PM (ufFY8)

340 nurse. That was a pretty cool sock.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 09:29 PM (I1GXe)

341 We had four kids. One of them never got sick, didn't miss school. It does happen, a random thing I think.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at September 18, 2024 09:29 PM (WvGHv)

342 Pug, a glass will be raised to you both and see you next year.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 09:27 PM (I1GXe)

thank you, and Lord bless. And the Horde. What a weird bunch of people.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:30 PM (Ad8y9)

343 Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 09:03 PM (u82oZ)

It's actually a homepathic thing that works pretty well except he took it at 5:00, didn't take anymore because he was watching a film with our son. I love him, but somtimes I want to strangle him and that would take care of his coughing. He has an allergy to any actual doctors.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2024 09:10 PM (dTTBf)

I have a persistent cough from time to time since the 90s that has gotten bad enough at times to induce vomiting.

I keep cinnamon hard candy in my pocket as a medical device to sooth throat irritation because it works to nip it in the bud

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2024 09:31 PM (n7h9X)

344 What do they serve at a Haitian restaurant anyway?

-
When I first saw an Ethiopian restaurant, I thought it was a joke. Turns out, I love Ethiopian food.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 18, 2024 09:31 PM (L/fGl)

345
Jack Poso 🇺🇸
@JackPosobiec
BREAKING: TRUMP ANNOUNCES HE WILL VISIT SPRINGFIELD OH AND AURORA COLORADO

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 18, 2024 09:32 PM (TGPs7)

346 They don't seem to get that any Haitian who has enough sense to buy and maintain a small business like a restaurant is NOT the kind of Haitian causing the current problems in their town.

Virtue signaling without doing anything useful, that's our libs!
Posted by: LizLem


And yet when it comes to Christians, those same liberals will lump all Christians into the same hate group category.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 18, 2024 09:26 PM (aKh6S)

Probably if you asked the owner of the business he'd tell you that they eat cats all the time in the poor area, assuming he's even from Haiti.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2024 09:33 PM (n7h9X)

347 When I first saw an Ethiopian restaurant, I thought it was a joke. Turns out, I love Ethiopian food.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Did you have the palm wine?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2024 09:33 PM (IG4Id)

348 When I first saw an Ethiopian restaurant, I thought it was a joke. Turns out, I love Ethiopian food.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 18, 2024 09:31 PM (L/fGl)



So would Ethiopians.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:33 PM (Zz0t1)

349 Probably if you asked the owner of the business he'd tell you that they eat cats all the time in the poor area, assuming he's even from Haiti.
Posted by: Oldcat

-

Yep. I bet in private and with friends he's discussed having to figure out how to adapt to using pork, chicken, and beef.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at September 18, 2024 09:34 PM (d+Q1U)

350 When eating at a Haitian restaurant, don't go with the rump steak.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 18, 2024 09:34 PM (L/fGl)

351 20 Supporters Seated Behind Trump Onstage Rushed to ER with ‘Blurred Vision’ and ‘Eye Burns’ After Rally in Tucson
-----

Somebody cooked their eyeballs with a microwave weapon?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 18, 2024 09:35 PM (/lPRQ)

352 So would Ethiopians.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:33 PM (Zz0t1)

Ba-dump-tish!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2024 09:36 PM (iPe48)

353 So would Ethiopians.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:33 PM


They don't eat just anything, however. Our military issues MREs, Meals Rejected by Ethiopians.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:36 PM (a3Q+t)

354 Did you have the palm wine?
Posted by: weft cut-loop

No. Is it good?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 18, 2024 09:36 PM (L/fGl)

355
Somebody cooked their eyeballs with a microwave weapon?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 18, 2024 09:35 PM (/lPRQ)




Not as good as you would think.

Posted by: Hamas at September 18, 2024 09:37 PM (Zz0t1)

356 Trump is on Gutfeld tonight...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 18, 2024 09:37 PM (TGPs7)

357 When eating at a Haitian restaurant, don't go with the rump steak.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 18, 2024 09:34


The Lady Fingers dessert tray is suspect too.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 09:38 PM (W/lyH)

358 When I first saw an Ethiopian restaurant, I thought it was a joke. Turns out, I love Ethiopian food.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 18, 2024 09:31 PM (L/fGl)

Which is what exactly?

Posted by: Cannibal Roberto at September 18, 2024 09:38 PM (VS3u5)

359
Ba-dump-tish!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2024 09:36 PM



Thank you, thank you.

Try the veal!

Tip your bartender. They work hard to make you look good to others.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:38 PM (Zz0t1)

360 retarded how much power and speed

70s Yamaha TZ750.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 09:39 PM (rll/6)

361 It was pre-Lockdowns but I recall a fad for Ethiopian food here relatively recently. I vaguely recall they're hand-eaters and maybe something about flat-bread as 'plates' although I might be mistaken due to the passage of time and the usual brain damage.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 09:40 PM (CEzQx)

362 Try the veal!

Read that as Tip the veal.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 09:41 PM (rll/6)

363 They don't eat just anything, however. Our military issues MREs, Meals Rejected by Ethiopians.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:36 PM (a3Q+t)

I mentioned that once to some guys in the office, and they looked at me blankly, then laughed.

I did like the white cheese, though. Yellow cheese was chalky. Sucky part is that my MREs predated the little bottle of Tabasco. *kicks dirt*

Also my weapon was the M16-A1. Friggin' grunts had the A-2.

I am very 29

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:41 PM (Ad8y9)

364 retarded how much power and speed

70s Yamaha TZ750.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 09:39 PM


1980 Suzuki GS1100E. First sub-seven second bike you could buy off of the showroom floor. Best bike I ever owned.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:41 PM (a3Q+t)

365 70s Yamaha TZ750.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 09:39 PM (rll/6)



Hell....the YZ 250 2 stroke......just TRY to keep the front wheel on the ground.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:42 PM (Zz0t1)

366 Probably if you asked the owner of the business he'd tell you that they eat cats all the time in the poor area, assuming he's even from Haiti.
Posted by: Oldcat

-

Yep. I bet in private and with friends he's discussed having to figure out how to adapt to using pork, chicken, and beef.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at September
===

Don't recall seeing many cats or dogs when I spent a chunk of 1994 in Haiti. Must have ate them all...
Goats and plenty chickens though.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 18, 2024 09:42 PM (/lPRQ)

367 When I first saw an Ethiopian restaurant, I thought it was a joke. Turns out, I love Ethiopian food.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 18, 2024 09:31 PM (L/fGl)

Which is what exactly?
Posted by: Cannibal Roberto

It's generally communal eating. They have a special spongy flat bread. You tear off some bread and grab some of the spicy meat and vegetables. Generally, no silverware allowed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 18, 2024 09:43 PM (L/fGl)

368 Sucky part is that my MREs predated the little bottle of Tabasco. *kicks dirt*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:41 PM


Did you look in Hillary!'s purse?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:43 PM (a3Q+t)

369 I bet they're looking for empty cans and string about now too.

They HATE those cans!!!

Posted by: Navin Johnson at September 18, 2024 09:44 PM (mH6SG)

370
The Lady Fingers dessert tray is suspect too.
Posted by: Diogenes


Is that where the get the palm for the wine?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2024 09:45 PM (63Dwl)

371 Pandas pandaring>>>Kumlala pandering

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 18, 2024 09:45 PM (NMT5x)

372 Did you look in Hillary!'s purse?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:43 PM (a3Q+t)

How dare you, good sir! I am a happily married man. And also have really quick gag reflex. (erk erk erk)

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:45 PM (Ad8y9)

373 Did you look in Hillary!'s purse?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:43 PM (a3Q+t)

How dare you, good sir! I am a happily married man.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:45 PM (Ad8y9)



Huh.....I've never heard the euphemism "lady's purse" being 'the vag.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:47 PM (Zz0t1)

374 Palm wine is the raisin jack of the African continent

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 09:47 PM (I1GXe)

375 Ethiopian food

Lived near Nyala Ethiopian restaurant in Los Angeles.
Half the menu was Italian.
1896, Ethiopia fended off an invading Italian army and secured its independence.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 09:47 PM (77Xnc)

376 Palm wine is the raisin jack of the African continent
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 09:47 PM (I1GXe)



Raisin jack? I'll have to look that one up before my next zoom call.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at September 18, 2024 09:48 PM (Zz0t1)

377 So it looks like if they can't kill him, they're gonna make it impossible to hold rallies.
Yeah, that's gonna work.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 09:49 PM (W/lyH)

378 How dare you, good sir! I am a happily married man. And also have really quick gag reflex. (erk erk erk)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:45 PM


Well, I learned about Tabasco and it's desirability with C-Rats. LURPs were the hot ticket, but hard to source. MREs were just a gleam in someone's eye at that point.

Air Force box lunches were, and have remained, below those standards, from what I hear, though.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:49 PM (a3Q+t)

379 Her box. She's got a box, you have to ask Huma what it's like.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2024 09:49 PM (PS4T+)

380 There was one dish that was also close to Passover Seder menu.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 09:50 PM (77Xnc)

381 Weird. I went out to put some smokies on the grill, and when I came back, could not reload the comments here, or the main page. Brave said "could not find DNS server". I cleared the cache, and it came back.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2024 09:50 PM (iPe48)

382 Huh.....I've never heard the euphemism "lady's purse" being 'the vag.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:47 PM (Zz0t1)

Genitalia of both sexes has an endless list of euphemisms.

Like, Audie Murphy's saddle-bags.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:50 PM (Ad8y9)

383 >>They HATE those cans!!!


Stay away from these cans!

More cans!!!

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 18, 2024 09:51 PM (NMT5x)

384 Huh.....I've never heard the euphemism "lady's purse" being 'the vag.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:47 PM


In this instance, it's a callback to Hillary's pandering bullsh*t statement that she carried a bottle of hot sauce in her (actual) purse.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:51 PM (a3Q+t)

385 Harry and Meghan will stay publicly neutral in US presidential election after being accused of endorsing Joe Biden in last American vote

Keeping Their Privacy

Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2024 09:51 PM (GITLP)

386 Also my weapon was the M16-A1. Friggin' grunts had the A-2.

I am very 29
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:41 PM (Ad8y9)


M-14.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 09:51 PM (W/lyH)

387 In this instance, it's a callback to Hillary's pandering bullsh*t statement that she carried a bottle of hot sauce in her (actual) purse.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:51 PM (a3Q+t)



I grasped that, however, the "I'm a married man" reply threw me for a loop.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:52 PM (Zz0t1)

388 Fen,
Have him try Fishermans Friend. They aren't tasty but they are cough drops of solid menthol. They are very effective.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 18, 2024 09:52 PM (MpVUb)

389 Harry and Meghan will stay publicly neutral in US presidential election after being accused of endorsing Joe Biden in last American vote

Keeping Their Privacy
Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2024 09:51 PM (GITLP)

A sign of possible sanity! Cats and dogs living together!!!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2024 09:52 PM (iPe48)

390 Alright....I think I'm going to pour a tumbler of shine, drink it, then call it a night.


Sweet dreams, you bastards............


*cowers*

*assumes fetal position*

*hopes not banned tomorrow morning*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:53 PM (Zz0t1)

391 She steals my soul:

https://youtu.be/KOEvFoAgyEk?feature=shared

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 18, 2024 09:53 PM (ufFY8)

392 342

thank you, and Lord bless. And the Horde. What a weird bunch of people.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:30 PM (Ad8y9)
----
Weird yes but are they full of Joy?

Posted by: Ciampino - any pagers exploding in Toronto? at September 18, 2024 09:54 PM (qfLjt)

393 Have him try Fishermans Friend. They aren't tasty but they are cough drops of solid menthol. They are very effective.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 18, 2024 09:52 PM (MpVUb)

The Plumbers' Friend cough drops are very chewy, and taste like rubber.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2024 09:54 PM (iPe48)

394 The MRE Tuna Noodle was pretty good.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 09:54 PM (W/lyH)

395 Harry and Meghan will stay publicly neutral in US presidential election after being accused of endorsing Joe Biden in last American vote

Keeping Their Privacy
Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2024 09:51 PM


I care even less about those toff's opinions on American politics than I do about J. Random Entertainer's.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:54 PM (a3Q+t)

396 379 Her box. She's got a box, you have to ask Huma what it's like.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2024 09:49 PM (PS4T+)


It's very Humad.

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 18, 2024 09:54 PM (NMT5x)

397 Cough. A finger of whiskey, a tablespoon of honey and a squeeze of lemon

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 09:55 PM (I1GXe)

398 Imagine if a bunch of pagers exploded on our southern border ....!

Posted by: Ciampino - any pagers exploding in El Paso? at September 18, 2024 09:55 PM (qfLjt)

399 In this instance, it's a callback to Hillary's pandering bullsh*t statement that she carried a bottle of hot sauce in her (actual) purse.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:51 PM (a3Q+t)



I had a Barkeeper's Fiend Wacky Packages sticker when I was a yute.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:55 PM (Zz0t1)

400 NOW I'm out.

Laters all......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:56 PM (Zz0t1)

401 assumes fecal position

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 09:56 PM (77Xnc)

402 Hillary!'s coming for us. And Hell's coming with her.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:57 PM (a3Q+t)

403 It's generally communal eating. They have a special spongy flat bread. You tear off some bread and grab some of the spicy meat and vegetables. Generally, no silverware allowed.
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Brain me work!

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 09:58 PM (CEzQx)

404 >>>Harry and Meghan will stay publicly neutral in US presidential election after being accused of endorsing Joe Biden in last American vote

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Posted by: SMOD

>These two useless fucks need to be kicked back to Britannia and ridiculed back to Sussex.

By all means, send us your retards.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 18, 2024 10:00 PM (fY84s)

405 Have him try Fisherman's Friend. They aren't tasty but they are cough drops of solid menthol. They are very effective.
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The first time I saw a Fisherman's Friend commercial I had the sound muted and I thought it was a condom ad! [It showed the individually-wrapped ones.]

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 10:01 PM (CEzQx)

406 These two useless fucks need to be kicked back to Britannia and ridiculed back to Sussex.

By all means, send us your retards.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 18, 2024 10:00 PM (fY84s)

Harry should be made Governor General of the Falkland Islands.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2024 10:01 PM (iPe48)

407 The Plumbers' Friend cough drops are very chewy, and taste like rubber.
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And are shaped like butt cracks.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 10:02 PM (CEzQx)

408 ONT has arrived

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at September 18, 2024 10:02 PM (J8OCH)

409 Harry needs a uniform and a plume.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 10:03 PM (I1GXe)

410 Harry should be made Governor General of the Falkland Islands.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2024 10:01 PM (iPe4


That is actually a working position and deals with both the MoD and the Argies in de-mining and determining what the actual status of the islands are. Milei is not so hot on them, it is the Peronists that have a hard on about taking them back.

What usually happened to important people's sons who they really wanted to go somewhere else and refused to go was to assign them as commercial representative for British exports in Callao, or official representative to Royal Shell in Limpopoland, or something equally earth-shattering.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2024 10:07 PM (D7oie)

411 Weird yes but are they full of Joy?
Posted by: Ciampino - any pagers exploding in Toronto? at September 18, 2024 09:54 PM (qfLjt)

Based on the folks I've met over the years, I would say, "Hell yeah."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 10:22 PM (Ad8y9)

412 LAST!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 10:24 PM (Ad8y9)

413 1st for the next day! Love the cemetery picture; would hang!

Puctuation important.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 19, 2024 06:42 AM (NFX2v)

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