Biden-Harris Administration Airdrops Invasionary Force of Hatian Immigrants on Springfield, Ohio

Springfield, Ohio, is a town of a mere 60,000 people. The Biden-Harris Administration has filled the town with 15,000 - 20,000 illegal aliens over the past four years.

It looks to me like Springfield is a town of the working class.

Biden-Harris aren't dumping the teeming myriads of the third world into Martha's Vinyard or into Anderson Cooper's neighborhood.

Beege Wellborn:

Springfield is one of those tiny, pretty much nameless, faceless towns dotting the (what's now I-70) industrial corridor that stretched from Pittsburgh through Columbus to Dayton and on to Indianapolis, whose fortunes have ebbed with the flight of industry and commerce from the area. By 2014, Springfield had suffered the largest median income decline of any area in the country, and even as Ohio began to pull itself out of its manufacturing malaise, Springfield did not follow along.
The local population dropped below 60,000 residents as the town struggled to survive.
Some industries returned to the area, and this is where the "immigration" story begins. It has the city frantically backpedaling on a well-meaning but ultimately powerless "welcoming city" resolution they passed ten years ago as they find themselves at the mercy of loosened regulations regarding Haitians coming across the southern border.

It's fun to virtue signal, just like it's fun to run up credit card debt and do piles of cocaine.

And then the bills come due.

So a town with 60,000 American citizens has now been "saturated," as the mayor calls it, with 15,000-20,000 asylum-seekers from Haiti over just the past three and a half years.

How does that impact a tiny town in Ohio? Well, it seems some of the new "business owners" in town were privy to the feds looking for homes for the "newcomers," and they needed cheap labor, so without further ado, they volunteered Springfield.
Only, they didn't tell anyone IN Springfield some new folks were coming.
...
A resident told the members to take their suits down to the park and watch the Haitians decimate the ducks and geese there.
The Haitians have also been accused of doing that to neighborhood pets.

The "diversity is our strength" crowd is making excuses for "asylum-seekers" brazenly flouting our traditions and laws. I'm sure they're claiming the immigrants "don't know" they cant just go hunting in a public park.

If I were an immigrant permitted to stay, temporarily, in a country as I waited for them to process my "asylum" claims? You know what, I'd ask about local laws and customs before slaughtering geese on the side of the road.

But that's just my White Privilege talking.

Look at all of this White Privilege on display, below:

Springfield, Ohio woman says homeless Haitians are trying to camp out on her front yard, says she “wants out of this town.”

“I have men that cannot speak English in my front yard, screaming at me, throwing mattresses in my front yard.”

“Look at me, I weigh 95 pounds. I couldn't… pic.twitter.com/eShzG8grC1
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) September 9, 2024

NEW: Springfield, Ohio man says Haitian illegals are decap*tating ducks from parks & eating them, accuses commission members of getting paid off for allowing it.

“They're in the park grabbing up ducks by their neck and cutting their head off and walking off with 'em and eating… pic.twitter.com/uE3wI3CXl3
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) September 8, 2024

HEARTBREAKING testimony from a Springfield, Ohio resident reflects on how the city she knew as a little girl has changed, now feeling overrun by Haitian immigrants who, she says, show little respect for American customs or culture.

I bet the mayor of Springfield does not want… pic.twitter.com/GZBk7yCchY
— I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 (@ImMeme0) September 8, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:38 PM

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Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 09, 2024 02:38 PM (zjgNU)

2 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2024 02:38 PM (E4+gP)

3 So a town with 60,000 American citizens has now been "saturated," as the mayor calls it, with 15,000-20,000 asylum-seekers from Haiti over just the past three and a half years.

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"This just makes me want to vote for Kamala even more!"
-DU, 100% probability

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 02:38 PM (GBKbO)

4 On the plus side, though- if these immigrants keep killing the ducks and geese at the ponds, they might finally be afraid of humans again.

Just doing the job that Americans ~~won't do~~ aren't allowed to do by their government.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 09, 2024 02:39 PM (zjgNU)

5 Has anyone stopped to consider that if pets and ducks are off limits, the next step is cannibalism? Think, people, THINK!

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2024 02:39 PM (xCA6C)

6 On the plus side, though- if these immigrants keep killing the ducks and geese at the ponds, they might finally be afraid of humans again.

Just doing the job that Americans won't do aren't allowed to do by their government.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 09, 2024 02:39 PM (zjgNU)

I should note, it's the ducks and geese that will regain fear of humans. The immigrants can still tell that humans are a pushover for handouts.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 09, 2024 02:40 PM (zjgNU)

7 Since nobody else will say it, I'll say it. Haitians bring NOTHING to this country but dysfunction. Oh, and they'll vote Democrat. But other than that...

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2024 02:40 PM (xCA6C)

8 Fun fact: killing a Canadian goose out of season and without permission of USFWS is a felony. See the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2024 02:40 PM (Odg76)

9 Haiti is a shithole because it’s full of Haitians. Same as with Gaza. America is not made of magic dirt that turns savages into civilized human beings.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 09, 2024 02:40 PM (u73oe)

10 LOTR update: I didn't pick up the Fellowship until sunday night. I only got through the Long Dark of Moria.

I swear, I keep thinking I'm reading a counterfeit version of the book because it doesn't match my memory. I could swear that there was a debate, long ago, about whether the Balrog has wings or not. I thought Tolkein never specified wings, but people had the sense he had them. I thought they discussed that in the making of the LORT movies.

But this version? Straight up says he has wings and they extend from one wall of the massive hall to the other.

Posted by: ace at September 09, 2024 02:41 PM (KRtlO)

11 This is war.

Or it should be.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 09, 2024 02:41 PM (fzHZo)

12 i know tolkein kept re-editing the text, did his son make changes too?

Posted by: ace at September 09, 2024 02:41 PM (KRtlO)

13 These Haitians are decapitating ducks? Ducks? Fucking amateurs."

-- Jimmy Cherizier

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 09, 2024 02:42 PM (iFTx/)

14 Well that's ONE way to control the geese population...

Posted by: steevy at September 09, 2024 02:43 PM (HJ9BW)

15 10 I swear, I keep thinking I'm reading a counterfeit version of the book because it doesn't match my memory. I could swear that there was a debate, long ago, about whether the Balrog has wings or not. I thought Tolkein never specified wings, but people had the sense he had them. I thought they discussed that in the making of the LORT movies.

But this version? Straight up says he has wings and they extend from one wall of the massive hall to the other.
Posted by: ace at September 09, 2024 02:41 PM (KRtlO)

======

I had the same thought while re-reading.

Here are the two lines: "the shadow about it
reached out like two vast wings." and "and
its wings were spread from wall to wall"

So, was the shadow like wings or were there wings that spread from wall to wall? The latter sentence seems definitive, to me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 02:43 PM (GBKbO)

16 Ok. That bottom picture is kind of hilarious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 09, 2024 02:43 PM (PDf99)

17 other people seem to think it's an open question as to whether the balrog has wings:

https://www.reddit.com/r/tolkienfans
/comments/7wmka0/

do_balrogs_have_wings/

but from what i just read: Yes he has them, period.

Posted by: ace at September 09, 2024 02:43 PM (KRtlO)

18 I swear, I keep thinking I'm reading a counterfeit version of the book because it doesn't match my memory. I could swear that there was a debate, long ago, about whether the Balrog has wings or not. I thought Tolkein never specified wings, but people had the sense he had them. I thought they discussed that in the making of the LORT movies.

But this version? Straight up says he has wings and they extend from one wall of the massive hall to the other.

No matter how insignificant, someone, somewhere has a website on any given topic:

The Truth About Balrogs
Volume 6: Do Balrogs have wings, and can they fly?

At one point the Balrogs could not fly. It is entirely possible that Tolkien later changed his mind about this, but the earlier situation seems clear. These earlier Balrogs might still have had wings, though as they could not fly and there are no contemporary texts describing them with such it seems unlikely.

http://tolkien.slimy.com/essays/TAB6.html

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2024 02:43 PM (xCA6C)

19 That Trump picture is a riot but it would be better to have JD Vance carrying the cat

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2024 02:43 PM (IyPmt)

20 That meme. Praise God that man's life was spared two months ago.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2024 02:43 PM (efs4M)

21 >>>Here are the two lines: "the shadow about it
reached out like two vast wings." and "and
its wings were spread from wall to wall"
So, was the shadow like wings or were there wings that spread from wall to wall? The latter sentence seems definitive, to me.

that first quote is ambiguous, the second, less so

Posted by: ace at September 09, 2024 02:44 PM (KRtlO)

22 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

23 Y'all are some bastiges of the lowest form -- the non-nooding variety.

Posted by: Doof at September 09, 2024 02:44 PM (RhGG0)

24 Just a way for the Fed to help get rid of the canadian geese, right?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 09, 2024 02:44 PM (pE38X)

25 Well the Balrog are demons, fallen angels.

Posted by: steevy at September 09, 2024 02:44 PM (HJ9BW)

26 > i know tolkein kept re-editing the text, did his son make changes too?

Christopher did a lot of work to get The Simarillion finished after J.R.R's death. I think he didn't do much if any original additions, it was mostly clarity and continuity edits.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2024 02:45 PM (Odg76)

27 21 that first quote is ambiguous, the second, less so
Posted by: ace at September 09, 2024 02:44 PM (KRtlO)

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I know Balrogs are in The Silmarillion, so maybe there's more descriptive text there that doesn't include wings.

But if you're using LOTR as the source, it seems like to me that they do have them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 02:45 PM (GBKbO)

28 Gee, thanks for the nood, y'all.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 02:45 PM (v6JzV)

29 The AI graphic memes of Trump saving the cats and ducks have been epic, this morning on X.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 09, 2024 02:45 PM (MeG8a)

30 Haiti is a shithole because it’s full of Haitians. Same as with Gaza. America is not made of magic dirt that turns savages into civilized human beings.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 09, 2024 02:40 PM (u73oe)

1000X this

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 09, 2024 02:45 PM (VwHCD)

31 Is it goose season in Ohio?

It's dove season in Texas.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

32 Census says the town is 75pct white after dropping 20k military aged dusky operatives in it, it's now 56pct white.

Whites will be a minority in that town within 5 years.

As an agent of chaos opined: It's all part of the plan.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 09, 2024 02:45 PM (XV/Pl)

33 Bunch of xenophobes!

(If I ever hear someone call me that again I will punch them in the nose.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 09, 2024 02:45 PM (1Wk4E)

34 thanks, archimedes.

Posted by: ace at September 09, 2024 02:45 PM (KRtlO)

35 At one point the Balrogs could not fly. It is entirely possible that Tolkien later changed his mind about this, but the earlier situation seems clear. These earlier Balrogs might still have had wings, though as they could not fly and there are no contemporary texts describing them with such it seems unlikely.

It's a little known fact that Balrogs eventually evolved into penguins.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2024 02:45 PM (xCA6C)

36 and residents, even the government of Springfield has no legal recourse when the Biden-Harris white house pulls shit like this.

Gun up and get your mind right.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at September 09, 2024 02:46 PM (xcxpd)

37 Jokes on them, if Harris wins being able to catch a goose will be a valuable skill set.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2024 02:46 PM (p0AVr)

38 What's the next step when the ducks and pets run out? Plucking children from strollers?

Filthy savages.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 09, 2024 02:46 PM (/U5Yz)

39 I should note that the laws work ONLY as long as most people obey them.

What's going to happen when the rube native-born start realizing they are the only ones following the laws?

I'll also not that laws exist to LIMIT the retribution that victims will take against criminals. Without respected laws EVERY crime bears the death penalty.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 09, 2024 02:46 PM (zjgNU)

40 Biden-Harris aren't dumping the teeming myriads of the third world into Martha's Vinyard or into Anderson Cooper's neighborhood.

Where does Gloria Vanderbilt Jr. live?

I might have to take a shit if I'm in the area sometime......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

41
*looks at Fresno city parks overrun with nasty-assed Canuckian geese*

I gotta admit, these Haitians can't be ALL bad...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2024 02:46 PM (y9nCu)

42 Folks in Springfield are looking for a way to move some people?

*digs out monorail brochures*

Posted by: Lyle Landley at September 09, 2024 02:47 PM (RhGG0)

43 Christopher did a lot of work to get The Simarillion finished after J.R.R's death. I think he didn't do much if any original additions, it was mostly clarity and continuity edits.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2024 02:45 PM (Odg76)
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I believe there was filler writing as well, as Christopher was assisted in the project by Guy Gavriel Kay.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 09, 2024 02:47 PM (VdhcA)

44 That Trump picture is a riot but it would be better to have JD Vance carrying the cat
Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2024 02:43 PM (IyPmt)
-

No. Trump has to be depicted grabbing it.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 09, 2024 02:47 PM (fzHZo)

45 Since nobody else will say it, I'll say it. Haitians bring NOTHING to this country but dysfunction. Oh, and they'll vote Democrat. But other than that...
Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2024 02:40 PM (xCA6C)
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These Haitians don't. But the elite Haitians who come here legally are very close to Africans in their education and work ethics. Lots in STEM. The lowlife scum beheading geese are just like the lowlife scum of every other demographic invading our country illegally. They're lowlife scum.

They are also disproportionately criminals. The third world has learned -- just like Cuba did in the 1970s -- that they can help solve their crime problem by shipping their criminals here.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 09, 2024 02:47 PM (iFTx/)

46 well will the Mounties be coming to Ohio for vengeance?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 09, 2024 02:47 PM (s3qiR)

47 OK, what if we give them free housing, free phones, $2,000 a month, AND a duck?

Will that solve it?

- Harris administration

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 09, 2024 02:48 PM (1Wk4E)

48 It'll be fun when the voodooists meet up with the Muzzies.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 02:48 PM (v6JzV)

49 Crap I missed the poll thread.

Anyway, in case Ace is lurking.

Quit stressing about margin of error. That Sienna poll shows Trump up 11 in the midwest.

Doesn't matter how many votes Harris gets in California and New York. Midwest is where she will lose the election.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 09, 2024 02:48 PM (kdcma)

50 DUCK!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2024 02:48 PM (63Dwl)

51 "Haiti has no home here!"

/Springfield

Posted by: Muldoon at September 09, 2024 02:49 PM (991eG)

52 Why is it we end up paying for all of France’s bullshit colonial failures? Vietnam, Haiti, New Orleans…

Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2024 02:49 PM (3cXfB)

53 These Haitians don't. But the elite Haitians who come here legally are very close to Africans in their education and work ethics. Lots in STEM. The lowlife scum beheading geese are just like the lowlife scum of every other demographic invading our country illegally. They're lowlife scum.

Elric-
I can't say I've met a lot of Haitians, but I can say I've never met one like the high performers you describe. I'm glad you've experienced something other than the lowlives.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2024 02:49 PM (xCA6C)

54 "some of the new "business owners" in town were privy to the feds looking for homes for the "newcomers," and they needed cheap labor, so without further ado, they volunteered Springfield."

I'd think if those business owners names were known, their houses would be burning down, about one a week. But it seems the Haitians invaded slowly ... then all at once?

Posted by: illiniwek at September 09, 2024 02:49 PM (Cus5s)

55 Really glad I moved to a constitutional carry state.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 09, 2024 02:49 PM (u73oe)

56 Elect DJT and those Haitians will be out of here like $hit through a goose!

Posted by: Jay in PA at September 09, 2024 02:49 PM (i7Q7S)

57 Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2024 02:43 PM (xCA6C)

But, the bigger question?

Are Balrogs GAY? Are they.... FABULOUS! Because clearly they are into the Bondage thing... you know... carrying a whip and all...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2024 02:49 PM (xaFKb)

58 According to a post on X these people are killing and eating pets.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 09, 2024 02:49 PM (Lqx35)

59 52 Why is it we end up paying for all of France’s bullshit colonial failures? Vietnam, Haiti, New Orleans…

who were worse at colonizing? the French or the Spanish? could the spaniards possibly NOT have f*cked everything that moved?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 09, 2024 02:49 PM (s3qiR)

60 So, it's true... Trump grabs pussies. And runs off with them. LMFAO

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2024 02:49 PM (Q4IgG)

61 Balrogs wings are always best in the hot honey sauce.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 09, 2024 02:50 PM (Y6IkP)

62 Goose season isn't open yet in Ohio.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 09, 2024 02:50 PM (A7Jfs)

63 Be funny to ask the Haitians if cat taste like Chicken.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 09, 2024 02:50 PM (tT6L1)

64 That Trump picture is a riot but it would be better to have JD Vance carrying the cat
Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2024 02:43 PM (IyPmt)

But, it's Trump grabbing the pussy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

65 I think Trump will win. I think very few will get forcibly deported. I think some will leave but not nearly enough. America likely gone by 2028.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 09, 2024 02:50 PM (sA2OM)

66 And I'm sorry, until we find out what Homer says about the Haitians in Springfield?

I mean, are they working at the Nuc Plant? Hanging out at Moe's?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2024 02:51 PM (xaFKb)

67 "Haiti has no home here!"

/Springfield
Posted by: Muldoon at September 09, 2024 02:49 PM (991eG)

H8E

Posted by: Doof at September 09, 2024 02:51 PM (RhGG0)

68 Some of them were militant anarchists, and some were far-right groups like the Proud Boys, the Boogaloo Bois, and the “Aryan Cowboys.”

In an article about the BLM riots. Sure, there were "far right" groups burning Minneapolis, sure. Fuck off. (Article posted by Ed Driscoll on Insty ofc who sees the "far right" under every bed)

Posted by: steevy at September 09, 2024 02:51 PM (HJ9BW)

69
Gun up and get your mind right.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at September 09, 2024 02:46 PM (xcxpd)

This also can't be said enough.

You're on a roll today.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

70 According to a post on X these people are killing and eating pets.

GASSSS THEM

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 09, 2024 02:52 PM (ZWUXj)

71 This is a perfect example of our culture's "compassion".

Our rulers: "I care SO MUCH about these people's suffering! We MUST take care of these immigrants!"

/proceeds to push all the cost onto the lower classes in dealing with the "immigrants".

Lower classes object.

Our rulers: "YOU RACISTS JUST HATE THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE ~~COLORED~~ OF COLOR!"

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 09, 2024 02:52 PM (zjgNU)

72 We could use a few eating the damned geese out of the road 3 blocks overs.

Posted by: DaveA at September 09, 2024 02:52 PM (FhXTo)

73 Great Replacement is a right wing myth, haters....

Posted by: brak at September 09, 2024 02:52 PM (25k9m)

74 Is there any state in the lower 48 that doesn't have a town named Springfield?

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 02:52 PM (v6JzV)

75 31 Is it goose season in Ohio?

It's dove season in Texas...

Rabbit season

Posted by: Daffy D. at September 09, 2024 02:52 PM (og5mY)

76 On the plus side, these illegals are congregating in large numbers in certain areas; should be easier to round them up and ship them out if Trump wins

Posted by: the Butcher at September 09, 2024 02:52 PM (KtAmr)

77 When is goose hunting season in Ohio? Did this hungry Haitian violate Ohio State Fish n Game laws?

Posted by: JROD at September 09, 2024 02:52 PM (IlL6s)

78 Be funny to ask the Haitians if cat taste like Chicken.
Posted by: blake

Ask the Chinese. Kung Pao Kitten, Orange Kitten, General Tso's Kitten...

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 09, 2024 02:52 PM (A7Jfs)

79 63 In WW2 Germany the euphemism they used was "roof rabbit"

Posted by: steevy at September 09, 2024 02:52 PM (HJ9BW)

80 I'm just still disgusted that upper-middle class types think something like abortion or Elementary school "book bans" are more important than the absolute invasion and destruction of the US right before their eyes.

Posted by: Blago at September 09, 2024 02:52 PM (wMRY8)

81 It's important to remember that those inbred, racist hillbillies are responding to this Haitian insanity by...going through the proper channels.

Unless I missed a few lynchings or cross burnings.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 09, 2024 02:52 PM (KbCG3)

82 74 Is there any state in the lower 48 that doesn't have a town named Springfield?

PA has more than one

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 09, 2024 02:52 PM (s3qiR)

83 I think Trump will win. I think very few will get forcibly deported.

They are being very careful in their phrasing. They talk about the "largest deportation in American history", but not "we'll deport all the border crossers". According to Trump, Ike deported 1.5M illegals, so if he deports 1.6M he'll have kept his word, but that will still leave 38.5M illegals to be given citizenship.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2024 02:53 PM (xCA6C)

84 Springfield, OH is home to the private liberal arts college; Wittenberg University.

Wonder what role they played in all this?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2024 02:53 PM (Q4IgG)

85 Mayor Quimby should send the Haitians to Shelbyville.

Posted by: Crazy at September 09, 2024 02:53 PM (c2bWU)

86 > DUCK!

You reminded me of a silly little story that happened to me while I was in college.

I was playing volleyball with some people in an outdoor sand court. We were in between games, taking a small break. I happened to look to my right and I saw a duck flying right at my head maybe 30 or 40 feet out. I jumped a bit. I think the duck didn't see me until that moment. It suddenly veered to the side, flying right into the volleyball net. It fell straight down, shook itself off, losing a couple of feathers, then waddled unsteadily over a nearby hillock. I found all this somewhat remarkable and hilarious.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2024 02:53 PM (Odg76)

87 Nothing like getting some cultural enrichment good and hard.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 09, 2024 02:54 PM (tT6L1)

88 Somehow we should figure out how to solve our feral hog problem with these feral Haitians.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 09, 2024 02:54 PM (wBaIH)

89 Yet Ohio will once again vote for the "independent" Sherrod Brown. I mean, WTF with WTF on top.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at September 09, 2024 02:54 PM (qUkBO)

90 And remember the demons seeding towns with vagrants, criminals, rapists and filth have spent decades telling you that you don't need a gun and there's no such thing as a "good guy with a gun" except in movies. Also the police, who are all corrupt racists and pigs who need to fry like bacon, will save you.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2024 02:54 PM (efs4M)

91 Kamala's America and Haitians are both trending on X.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2024 02:54 PM (NpAcC)

92 (Article posted by Ed Driscoll on Insty ofc who sees the "far right" under every bed)
Posted by: steevy

I'm surprised Ed has time to write anything with all
pain he suffers in his butthole.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 09, 2024 02:54 PM (/U5Yz)

93 88 Somehow we should figure out how to solve our feral hog problem with these feral Haitians.

it seems very doable. a few dozen really good, largish sheepdogs to keep the Haitians in the boar area ... give it a bit ... both problems solved

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 09, 2024 02:54 PM (s3qiR)

94 @59

>>who were worse at colonizing? the French or the Spanish? could the spaniards possibly NOT have f*cked everything that moved?

The French and Spanish tended to be more brutal and reaver like, once they got what they wanted out of a territory they typically left the place devolve into sh*tholes.

Only the British really produced stable colonies.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 09, 2024 02:55 PM (XV/Pl)

95 OT: But suppressed 45 ACP is stupid quiet. Like as close as you’re going to get to movie quiet. Definitely OT, though. Nothing to do with this at all.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2024 02:55 PM (p0AVr)

96 Quit stressing about margin of error. That Sienna poll shows Trump up 11 in the midwest.

==

Wi, Mi and PA ?

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2024 02:55 PM (V13WU)

97 This is a perfect example of our culture's "compassion".

Our rulers: "I care SO MUCH about these people's suffering! We MUST take care of these immigrants!"

/proceeds to push all the cost onto the lower classes in dealing with the "immigrants".

I'll never forget those hypocritical idiots on Martha's Vineyard gathering to wave the illegals goodbye as they boarded a bus to somewhere else: the illegals who they demanded be removed.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2024 02:55 PM (xCA6C)

98 There are reports of Haitians eating people.

Posted by: torabora at September 09, 2024 02:55 PM (ianOL)

99 89 Yet Ohio will once again vote for the "independent" Sherrod Brown. I mean, WTF with WTF on top.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at September 09, 2024 02:54 PM (qUkBO)

=======

Seems like he's done. We'll see, but chances are he's gone in November.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 02:55 PM (GBKbO)

100 Be funny to ask the Haitians if cat taste like Chicken.
Posted by: blake

Ask the Chinese. Kung Pao Kitten, Orange Kitten, General Tso's Kitten...
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 09, 2024 02:52 PM (A7Jfs)

....no tears and no hearts breaking, no remorse.
Ohhhhh, ohhhh,
Congratulations!
This is your Haitian...
First Course!

Posted by: Doof at September 09, 2024 02:55 PM (RhGG0)

101 Somehow we should figure out how to solve our feral hog problem with these feral Haitians.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 09, 2024 02:54 PM (wBaIH)

Do like Texas and declare open season on them?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

102 Man, Ohio's deer season blows goat's ass.

Gun - Dec 2-8 & Dec 21 & 22.
Muzzleloader - Jan 4 - 7

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 09, 2024 02:55 PM (A7Jfs)

103 Save the puddy-tats! Vote Trump!

Posted by: Sylvester at September 09, 2024 02:56 PM (1wdUl)

104 "Rabbit season!"
"Duck season!"
"Rabbit season!"
"Duck season!"
"Rabbit season!"
"Duck season!"
"Rabbit season!"
"Rabbit season!"
"Duck season! FIRE!!"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 09, 2024 02:56 PM (VdhcA)

105 There's a place down south... maybe Georgia or Alabama that's also getting a taste of Haitian culture.

I'd have expected some of the more, errr, "countrified" yahoos to take matters into their own hands... as it were.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2024 02:56 PM (Q4IgG)

106 That is a vanishing short deer season place must be overrun with them.

Posted by: steevy at September 09, 2024 02:56 PM (HJ9BW)

107 89 Yet Ohio will once again vote for the "independent" Sherrod Brown. I mean, WTF with WTF on top.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist

They keep re-electing the four-eyed rat fucker DeWine don't they?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 09, 2024 02:56 PM (/U5Yz)

108 102 Man, Ohio's deer season blows goat's ass.

Gun - Dec 2-8 & Dec 21 & 22.
Muzzleloader - Jan 4 - 7

that's insane wtf is wrong with OH??

weird state

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 09, 2024 02:56 PM (s3qiR)

109 Trump's cat looks like a Siberian! Or maybe a Norwegian Forest Cat. The ears are too well proportioned to the head to be a pure Maine Coon, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 09, 2024 02:56 PM (J2vNu)

110 I find this absolutely hilarious. It's a movie trope come true. The Haitians are chowing down on pets and park ducks when they aren't turning over cars. The Indians are shitting on the beach. The Venezuelans are getting into real estate.

Here's a word of wisdom for the "diversity is strength" spouters. Some cultures are unadulterated shit. They have few redeeming qualities and have fine tuned their derelict malfeasance over time and in such a fashion that the worst case scenario is what represents them. There are generations of this behavior, and not counter efforts to halt it. Welcome to the USA, you f*ckers....you're about to get an education when you try that in the wrong place. "We can leave...let us leave." "Nope, I don't want you to leave. I want you to dig."

Posted by: Orson at September 09, 2024 02:56 PM (dIske)

111 Bodycam footage of OH police arresting a woman who had killed a cat. Witnesses say, on video, she was eating it.

http://tiny.cc/1selzz

Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2024 02:56 PM (Odg76)

112 Somehow we should figure out how to solve our feral hog problem with these feral Haitians.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 09, 2024 02:54 PM (wBaIH)

Do like Texas and declare open season on them?
Posted by: Sponge

No closed season. No limits on methods of take.
No bag or posession limits.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 09, 2024 02:56 PM (A7Jfs)

113 95 Put an teaspoon or two of water in the suppressor baffles. Hushaboom

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at September 09, 2024 02:56 PM (dzZCL)

114 Man, Ohio's deer season blows goat's ass.

Gun - Dec 2-8 & Dec 21 & 22.
Muzzleloader - Jan 4 - 7
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 09, 2024 02:55 PM (A7Jfs)
----------------

With the Haitians in the state, there may not be a deer population left by the time the season opens.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 09, 2024 02:57 PM (tT6L1)

115 100 Be funny to ask the Haitians if cat taste like Chicken.
Posted by: blake

Ask the Chinese. Kung Pao Kitten, Orange Kitten, General Tso's Kitten...
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 09, 2024 02:52 PM (A7Jfs)

....no tears and no hearts breaking, no remorse.
Ohhhhh, ohhhh,
Congratulations!
This is your Haitian...
First Course!
Posted by: Doof at September 09, 2024 02:55 PM (RhGG0)

Just no BAT!!! We've all seen where THAT leads...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2024 02:57 PM (xaFKb)

116 Junta chose this town due to their overwhelming support in the 2020 election and massive job opportunities for Newcomers.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 09, 2024 02:57 PM (/lPRQ)

117 102 Man, Ohio's deer season blows goat's ass.

Gun - Dec 2-8 & Dec 21 & 22.
Muzzleloader - Jan 4 - 7
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices

Deliberately designed to save the Devil's Ponies

Posted by: Bambi's Smarter Brother at September 09, 2024 02:57 PM (1wdUl)

118 I would live to hear Les Nessman's news report on this.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 09, 2024 02:57 PM (xPl2J)

119 In human anatomy it is useful to know about the pancreatic duck, the biliary duck and the esopha-goose.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 09, 2024 02:57 PM (991eG)

120 Haughty Harold and the Hatey Hatey Haitians will be opening up for Duck Duck Goose and the Loose Shits.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 09, 2024 02:58 PM (NtVYv)

121 111 Bodycam footage of OH police arresting a woman who had killed a cat. Witnesses say, on video, she was eating it.

ugh I've seen the full video.
she was in fact eating it.

sick sick fu**

wtf do we do with insane rabid morons? they can't all live in New Jersey.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 09, 2024 02:58 PM (s3qiR)

122 Springfield is between Dayton and Columbus and just north of Yellow Springs, which is where the remnants of Antioch College are located.

Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2024 02:58 PM (rj6Yv)

123 Get these people jobs as coffin dancers.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 09, 2024 02:58 PM (Df1rq)

124 I'm confused, I thought the Clinton's fixed Haiti.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 09, 2024 02:58 PM (CIS44)

125 110 I find this absolutely hilarious. It's a movie trope come true. The Haitians are chowing down on pets and park ducks when they aren't turning over cars. The Indians are shitting on the beach. The Venezuelans are getting into real estate.

Posted by: Orson at September 09, 2024 02:56 PM (dIske)

"Like, how do you colonizers like it?" - DU

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 09, 2024 02:58 PM (KbCG3)

126 that's insane wtf is wrong with OH??

weird state
Posted by: BlackOrchid

Ohio Hunting Laws

https://tinyurl.com/4wa6x6yn

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 09, 2024 02:58 PM (A7Jfs)

127 Can they get a Haitian replacement for Apu on The Simpsons now?

Posted by: ShainS -- Join Bush/Cheney in War Criminals For Kommie-la! at September 09, 2024 02:59 PM (9Jfas)

128 I'm confused, I thought the Clinton's fixed Haiti.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 09, 2024 02:58 PM (CIS44)

I think this is the Haitians paying us back for the Clinton's.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

129 There was one particular photo from the aftermath of the big Haiti earthquake in 2010(?) that has always stuck with me: A school building has collapsed and there's a small group of people frantically trying to remove a pile of rubble under which are trapped people, including children. The caption indicated that muffled pleas for help had been heard under the immense pile. I seem to recall that the people trying to remove the rubble were vastly outnumbered by young, unhurt men standing around doing absolutely fuck-all.

That's the ratio of shitty people / decent people in Haiti.

It's a misnomer to call Haiti a shithole country. It's not a country.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 09, 2024 02:59 PM (wzAuc)

130 We can use these illegals to test fly Boeing products

Posted by: steevy at September 09, 2024 02:59 PM (HJ9BW)

131 Well, there goes the Cat Life Insurance industry

Posted by: Oliver Kloseov at September 09, 2024 02:59 PM (dzZCL)

132 Gun - Dec 2-8 & Dec 21 & 22.
Muzzleloader - Jan 4 - 7
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices

Deliberately designed to save the Devil's Ponies
Posted by: Bambi's Smarter Brother at September 09, 2024 02:57 PM (1wdUl)

What about bow season?

Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2024 02:59 PM (rj6Yv)

133 one can hope this kind of crap helps take out sen sherrod brown anyway

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 09, 2024 02:59 PM (CWTWj)

134 Killing migratory fowl such as Canada Geese without a license is a federal offense. They are not endangered, but are protected, even though they reek havoc with disease and constant shitting.

Sound familiar?

Also they are virtually inedible

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 09, 2024 02:59 PM (wBaIH)

135 bow season is decent

could be longer but not ridiculous

what are DSA deer btw?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 09, 2024 03:00 PM (s3qiR)

136 Remember when it was a national scandal that Harris and Biden deliberately antagonized when they accused the Border Patrol of "whipping" the Hatian with the horse reins?

Whip 'em at the border or they'll be killing your cats and dogs for dinner.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 09, 2024 03:00 PM (46pnR)

137 Also they are virtually inedible

Haitians seem to disagree

Posted by: steevy at September 09, 2024 03:00 PM (HJ9BW)

138 (Article posted by Ed Driscoll on Insty ofc who sees the "far right" under every bed)
Posted by: steevy

I'm surprised Ed has time to write anything with all
pain he suffers in his butthole.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 09, 2024 02:54 PM (/U5Yz)

Is he still knob-gobbling The Beatles?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2024 03:01 PM (y9nCu)

139 @116

>>Junta chose this town due to their overwhelming support in the 2020 election and massive job opportunities for Newcomers.

That and because it's overwhelmingly white.

They've instantly changed the demographics and more than likely, the voting patterns of this town, irrevocably.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 09, 2024 03:01 PM (XV/Pl)

140 107 89 Yet Ohio will once again vote for the "independent" Sherrod Brown. I mean, WTF with WTF on top.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist

They keep re-electing the four-eyed rat fucker DeWine don't they?
Posted by: Maj. Healey

DeWine is the physical and intellectual personification of Alfred E. Newman

Posted by: 4 Eyed Rat Fers Unite at September 09, 2024 03:01 PM (1wdUl)

141 134 Killing migratory fowl such as Canada Geese without a license is a federal offense. They are not endangered, but are protected, even though they reek havoc with disease and constant shitting.

Sound familiar?

Also they are virtually inedible

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 09, 2024 02:59 PM (wBaIH)

Probably taste better than cat

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2024 03:01 PM (IyPmt)

142 Haiti is the country where they cut down all of the trees in just a few decades for cooking fires, and didn't think to plant any news ones. You can see the border with the DR from the air due to the lack of trees.

Posted by: brak at September 09, 2024 03:01 PM (25k9m)

143 Somehow we should figure out how to solve our feral hog problem with these feral Haitians.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 09, 2024 02:54 PM (wBaIH)
*
Do like Texas and declare open season on them?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024

***
Yes! Imagine if a bunch of Ohio men, fed up with this nonsense, should kit themselves out all in black, with masks, and send out patrols by night to round up these invaders and hustle them across the border into another county. And then a similar band of "patrollers" does the same thing to hustle them out of there, etc., until they are out of the state entirely. If any of them resist violently, give 'em some violence back, to "encourage the others."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 09, 2024 03:01 PM (J2vNu)

144 What about bow season?
Posted by: mrp

Sept 28th - Feb 2nd. WTF?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 09, 2024 03:01 PM (A7Jfs)

145 they have a season for squirrel?!?!

why would you need that? you just shoot them whenever

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 09, 2024 03:01 PM (s3qiR)

146 Well, at least they’re not trying to doink me in the ass like the rest of the Democrats.

Posted by: The Goose at September 09, 2024 03:01 PM (hLZfT)

147 captive dreamer
@captivedreamer7

More locals weighing in on the Haitian invasion of Springfield, Ohio:

"I live near Springfield, most of my family lives in the city. Just wanted to say all the shit you're seeing isn't an exaggeration at all, the number of car accidents and hostile confrontations with locals is insane. My aunt walked into a women's restroom at the grocery store last month and was screamed at by two grown naked men taking a sink shower. Friend of a friend got his car hit by one (no license or insurance of course) and the little shit jumped out and started threatening him and demanding money. They are hostile invaders."

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2024 03:01 PM (NpAcC)

148 what are DSA deer btw?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 09, 2024 03:00 PM (s3qiR)

Disease Surveillance Area Deer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

149 Man. In Springfield it's getting to where you can't swing a dead cat without hitting a Haitian...

...swinging a dead cat.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 09, 2024 03:02 PM (991eG)

150 Get these people jobs as coffin dancers.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 09, 2024 02:58 PM (Df1rq)

--------------

Heh.

"We're gonna need a MOAR Haitians ... #Soon, comrades!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Join Bush/Cheney in War Criminals For Kommie-la! at September 09, 2024 03:02 PM (IbV0w)

151 Killing migratory fowl such as Canada Geese without a license is a federal offense. They are not endangered, but are protected, even though they reek havoc with disease and constant shitting.

Sound familiar?

Sounds like Hunter Biden.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 09, 2024 03:02 PM (A7Jfs)

152 Remember, the Africans are the ones in Britain who really love stabbing children for no reason.

Posted by: Ribbed at September 09, 2024 03:02 PM (B0mGw)

153 What about bow season?
Posted by: mrp

Longbow or crossbow?

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 03:02 PM (v6JzV)

154 I haven’t tried shooting wet yet, but other than water, I’ve heard you can use wire pulling gell or ultrasound lube. Strangely, you can get that on Amazon.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2024 03:02 PM (p0AVr)

155 Were these people flown in from Haiti, or did they cross the Rio Grande?

Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2024 03:03 PM (rj6Yv)

156 They are not endangered, but are protected, even though they reek havoc with disease and constant shitting.

they have H1B visas?

Posted by: brak at September 09, 2024 03:03 PM (25k9m)

157 Just no BAT!!! We've all seen where THAT leads...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2024 02:57 PM (xaFKb)

Hats for bats, keep bats warm. And bring a live chicken to sacrifice to Jobu.

Posted by: Pedro Cerrano at September 09, 2024 03:03 PM (Aqu9a)

158 152 To be fair that is also a favorite pass time of muslims...

Posted by: steevy at September 09, 2024 03:03 PM (HJ9BW)

159 what are DSA deer btw?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 09, 2024 03:00 PM (s3qiR)

Disease Surveillance Area Deer.
Posted by: Sponge

CWD Deer. Chronic Wasting Disease.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 09, 2024 03:03 PM (A7Jfs)

160 102 Man, Ohio's deer season blows goat's ass.

Gun - Dec 2-8 & Dec 21 & 22.
Muzzleloader - Jan 4 - 7
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 09, 2024 02:55 PM (A7Jfs)

That's weird. Our deer season is now. I think it started about 8/10 and goes until almost the end of September.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 09, 2024 03:04 PM (LJ9Iy)

161
CWD Deer. Chronic Wasting Disease.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 09, 2024 03:03 PM (A7Jfs)

Sounds incredibly appetizing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

162 I don't know why but that hunting pamphlet was annoyingly designed

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 09, 2024 03:04 PM (s3qiR)

163 157 Just no BAT!!! We've all seen where THAT leads...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2024 02:57 PM (xaFKb)

Hats for bats, keep bats warm. And bring a live chicken to sacrifice to Jobu.
Posted by: Pedro Cerrano at September 09, 2024 03:03 PM (Aqu9a)

Funny you should mention that they say there is an increase in animal sacrifices too

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2024 03:04 PM (IyPmt)

164 Make a game video, Training For American Citizenship.
Make it realistic.
Make it rated R-18.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 09, 2024 03:05 PM (/VhO1)

165 they have a season for squirrel?!?!

why would you need that? you just shoot them whenever
Posted by: BlackOrchid

Well, Texas has a squirrel season. Open season on cottontails though.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 09, 2024 03:05 PM (A7Jfs)

166 Sept 28th - Feb 2nd. WTF?
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 09, 2024 03:01 PM (A7Jfs)

LOL. Thanks, Rick, that's what I figured. Ohio.

Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2024 03:05 PM (rj6Yv)

167 I'd volunteer to adopt one of the Haitian migrants and feed him a three course roast goose dinner every evening, giving up the spot in my own marriage bed to him, but I fear that it would take time away from my primary purpose: to join with the Cheneys in order to elect Kamala and save Conservatism. [humming the Battle Hymn of the Republic] . . .

Posted by: David French at September 09, 2024 03:05 PM (ssz2a)

168 >>>CWD Deer. Chronic Wasting Disease.

Which also sounds like Hunter Biden.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 09, 2024 03:05 PM (Y1sOo)

169 There's a reason the DR is incredibly militant about protecting their only land border....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2024 03:05 PM (nPLkK)

170 >>That's weird. Our deer season is now. I think it started about 8/10 and goes until almost the end of September.

Archery opens here in the end of august and runs through the New Year.

Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2024 03:06 PM (WUGen)

171 “I have men that cannot speak English in my front yard, screaming at me, throwing mattresses in my front yard.”

-----------

"NO SQUATTER IS ILLEGAL, H8R!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Join Bush/Cheney in War Criminals For Kommie-la! at September 09, 2024 03:06 PM (IbV0w)

172 146 Well, at least they’re not trying to doink me in the ass like the rest of the Democrats.
Posted by: The Goose

Don't be too sure

Posted by: The Goosed cat at September 09, 2024 03:06 PM (1wdUl)

173 125 110 I find this absolutely hilarious. It's a movie trope come true. The Haitians are chowing down on pets and park ducks when they aren't turning over cars. The Indians are shitting on the beach. The Venezuelans are getting into real estate.”

I’m starting to have a different thought about what to do with them all. Rather than kicking them out of the country, which will be hard, I think we should move all of them to Portland and Seattle, with a requirement that if the leave either city they’ll be dumped into the middle of the pacific.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2024 03:06 PM (GlxLj)

174 Vile evil demoncrats!!

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at September 09, 2024 03:06 PM (ytSiK)

175 168 >>>CWD Deer. Chronic Wasting Disease.

Which also sounds like Hunter Biden.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 09, 2024 03:05 PM (Y1sOo)

Shaky little bitch can't even pack a bowl without spilling a quarter ounce of bud into the carpet every time.

So much waste.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2024 03:06 PM (nPLkK)

176
***
Yes! Imagine if a bunch of Ohio men, fed up with this nonsense, should kit themselves out all in black, with masks, and send out patrols by night to round up these invaders and hustle them across the border into another county. And then a similar band of "patrollers" does the same thing to hustle them out of there, etc., until they are out of the state entirely. If any of them resist violently, give 'em some violence back, to "encourage the others."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 09, 2024 03:01 PM (J2vNu)

I like the way you think. An Underground Railroad to move people back across the border. Genius.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 09, 2024 03:07 PM (LJ9Iy)

177 Strikes me hunting season soon begins. Haitian Jerky is supposed to be tasty.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 09, 2024 03:07 PM (W3T6M)

178 There is a ‘way’ to fix this problem.

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2024 03:07 PM (LHPAg)

179 2024 OHIO

Open borders and Haitians coming
We're finally on our own
This summer I hear the drumming
Wildlife dead in Ohio

Gotta get down to it, Haitians are clogging our town
Should have been gone long ago
What if you knew them and found your cat dead on the ground
How can you run when you know?

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 09, 2024 03:07 PM (+oR7L)

180 I guess TX and OH don't have a lot of squirrels. I can accidentally kill them walking around.

(and the freaking rabbits)

PA has a longer season but doesn't give out enough tags by a long shot. we are overrun, every year it gets worse!

we need to get ourselves some Haitians apparently

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 09, 2024 03:07 PM (s3qiR)

181 I'm confused, I thought the Clinton's fixed Haiti.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 09, 2024 02:58 PM (CIS44

They did. This is how.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2024 03:08 PM (efs4M)

182 Haiti is the country where they cut down all of the trees in just a few decades for cooking fires, and didn't think to plant any news ones. You can see the border with the DR from the air due to the lack of trees.
Posted by: brak

Does wonders for flash flooding and erosion.

Haiti is a good showcase for post apocalyptic society. If not for free food from foreign countries they would be eating each other... more often.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 09, 2024 03:08 PM (/lPRQ)

183
>>who were worse at colonizing? the French or the Spanish? could the spaniards possibly NOT have f*cked everything that moved?

The French and Spanish tended to be more brutal and reaver like, once they got what they wanted out of a territory they typically left the place devolve into sh*tholes.

Only the British really produced stable colonies.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 09, 2024 02:55 PM (XV/Pl)

*whistles absently*

Posted by: The Belgians at September 09, 2024 03:08 PM (y9nCu)

184 Haitian Jerky is supposed to be tasty.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Haitian barbecue is much better.
-- Barbecue, Haitian warlord.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 03:08 PM (v6JzV)

185 Shaky little bitch can't even pack a bowl without spilling a quarter ounce of bud into the carpet every time.

So much waste.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2024 03:06 PM (nPLkK)

That's for when he passes out, hits the floor face down, then wakes up later.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

186 170 >>That's weird. Our deer season is now. I think it started about 8/10 and goes until almost the end of September.

Archery opens here in the end of august and runs through the New Year.

Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2024 03:06 PM (WUGen)

I know one guy that bow hunts, he's tough.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 09, 2024 03:09 PM (LJ9Iy)

187
I like the way you think. An Underground Railroad to move people back across the border. Genius.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 09, 2024

***
I'm hoping that enough Americans come to their senses soon.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 09, 2024 03:09 PM (J2vNu)

188 Haitian Jerky is supposed to be tasty.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Haitian Jerky is PEOPLE!!!

-Soylent Green guy

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 09, 2024 03:09 PM (+oR7L)

189 “ NEW: Springfield, Ohio man says Haitian illegals are decap*tating ducks from parks & eating them, accuses commission members of getting paid off for allowing it.”

*throws glag*

Fowl, 15 yards

Posted by: Vengeance at September 09, 2024 03:09 PM (hLZfT)

190
Bombshell Report Reveals Government Conspiracy To Defraud Homeowners
https://tinyurl.com/367jh3hr

This is nuts! It's worth listening to the whole thing and the details of how they are not only defrauding homeowners (insane ~~scheme~~ scam) but how they are politically targeting certain homeowners. So much evil.
Should be headline news across the nation.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 09, 2024 03:09 PM (e1Vxp)

191 Only the British really produced stable colonies.

the dutch did ok

sort of

Aruba is nice

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 09, 2024 03:09 PM (s3qiR)

192 Texas Deer Season
Zone Dates
General North Nov. 2, 2024 - Jan. 5, 2025
South Nov. 2, 2024 - Jan. 19, 2025
Special Late
North Jan. 6-19, 2025
South Jan. 20, 2025 - Feb. 2, 2025
Youth-Only
North Oct. 25-27, 2024 & Jan. 6-19, 2025
South Oct. 25-27, 2024 & Jan. 6-19, 2025
Archery 252 of 254 counties Sep. 28, 2024 - Nov. 1, 2024
Muzzleloader 90 of 254 counties Jan. 6-19, 2025

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 09, 2024 03:09 PM (A7Jfs)

193 Any stats on ammo sales in Springfield?

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 09, 2024 03:09 PM (W3T6M)

194 I like the way you think. An Underground Railroad to move people back across the border. Genius.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 09, 2024 03:07 PM (LJ9Iy)

In these United States, things don't get frisky until the women start yelling and demand that their menfolk fix the problem.

Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2024 03:10 PM (rj6Yv)

195 Coming soon to every town in America.

Posted by: Write it off Jerry at September 09, 2024 03:10 PM (TM00u)

196 Time for a lawsuit against the factories who hired these folks, non-profits and production of their financial records.

Posted by: PJU at September 09, 2024 03:10 PM (RRCAT)

197 Springfield, OH is home to the private liberal arts college; Wittenberg University.

Wonder what role they played in all this?

Posted by: Martini Farmer

WU total enrollment is

I have a lot of great memories of that place. Spent a lot of time at the Upper Valley Mall. That place dried up and died around 2010 (?). Flooding an economically depressed community like this with immigrants is criminal. And sickening. I really have no acceptable words...

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at September 09, 2024 03:10 PM (hCzfy)

198 *whistles absently*
Posted by: The Belgians at September 09, 2024 03:08 PM (y9nCu)
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Who would have thought that Belgium, a little country known for its beer, its chocolate and its Poirot, would have been the worst colonial power of the 19th Century?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 09, 2024 03:10 PM (VdhcA)

199 Don’t kid your self, Europe looked a lot like Haiti at one time. Virtually all the trees were gone. That’s what happens when your primary energy source is wood.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2024 03:10 PM (p0AVr)

200 Gee, who’d have thought they’d bring the sh$thole with them to Ohio?
It’s almost as if culture has consequences, and a new venue doesn’t mean a clean slate/magical conversion into a functional person…

Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2024 03:11 PM (Hkcdp)

201 Perhaps already mentioned, but the same thing is going on somewhere in Alabama. The DEI head of the city counsel wasn't having any of it when residents showed up at a public meeting to complain. She shut the meeting down.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 09, 2024 03:11 PM (Y1sOo)

202 I saw Decapitating Ducks open for Ted Nugent at the NRA 4th of July barbecue.

Posted by: callsign claymore at September 09, 2024 03:11 PM (8/Wzd)

203 the dutch did ok

sort of

Aruba is nice
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 09, 2024 03:09 PM (s3qiR)
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And Curacao.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 09, 2024 03:12 PM (VdhcA)

204 "Ducks, Geese, Pets, and Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance!"

http://tiny.cc/ktelzz

Posted by: ShainS -- Join Bush/Cheney in War Criminals For Kommie-la! at September 09, 2024 03:12 PM (9Jfas)

205 Johnny Hockey's widow just revealed she is pregnant with their third child at his funeral.

I will hate NJ drivers forever.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 09, 2024 03:12 PM (s3qiR)

206 "It’s almost as if culture has consequences, and a new venue doesn’t mean a clean slate/magical conversion into a functional person…"

Does this mean we can stop paying people to move out of cities and into rural areas in section 8 housing?

Posted by: Ribbed at September 09, 2024 03:12 PM (B0mGw)

207 Fowl, 15 yards
Posted by: Vengeance at September 09, 2024 03:09 PM (hLZfT)

Great honk!

Posted by: Tommy Djilas at September 09, 2024 03:12 PM (rj6Yv)

208 Who would have thought that Belgium, a little country known for its beer, its chocolate and its Poirot, would have been the worst colonial power of the 19th Century?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

It was really Leopold's fault. He owned it personally in the beginning, not his kingdom.

A while back, JJ linked an article on the Morning Report debunkinng the book King Leopold's Ghost. I dunno.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 03:13 PM (v6JzV)

209 your primary energy source is wood.

Ala The Paolo?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 09, 2024 03:13 PM (ZWUXj)

210 "This is a coordinated effort to change the districting in Ohio.

These migrants arrived just in time for a big push to “end gerrymandering” in Ohio.

Imagine them turning a deep red (Trump +23) area into blue/purple."

Big news, if true. Probably true. Evil never rests.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 09, 2024 03:13 PM (iFTx/)

211 Probably already mentioned, but 1 year ago one of these newcomers plowed into a school bus, killing one boy and injuring others.

They’re protected, the residents aren’t, as that poor woman notes.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2024 03:13 PM (Hkcdp)

212 As far as I can tell, Rob Rue is the Mayor of Springfield OH.

You'd think that a simple internet search could tell you whether he's a D or an R. The town website doesn't make it easy to figure this out at all. The Springfield News-Sun has an article about the Haitian situation, but no mention of Rue's political affiliation.

So, I'm assuming that Rue is a Democrat.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 09, 2024 03:13 PM (JOWnF)

213 Johnny Hockey's widow just revealed she is pregnant with their third child at his funeral.

I will hate NJ drivers forever.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 09, 2024 03:12 PM (s3qiR)

Ugh. That's terrible.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

214 I think the mayor told the long time residents that if they don't like it, they should move to Haiti.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 09, 2024 03:13 PM (H60vN)

215 This will continue until it can’t… when do you think that point will be?

Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2024 03:14 PM (PCK5/)

216 I like the way you think. An Underground Railroad to move people back across the border. Genius.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 09, 2024 03:07 PM (LJ9Iy)

In these United States, things don't get frisky until the women start yelling and demand that their menfolk fix the problem.
Posted by: mrp

By then it's too late to be nice about it.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 09, 2024 03:14 PM (A7Jfs)

217 This is a grim subject, about subjugation of a proud America by third world thugs brought in specifically to destroy us

anyhow, here is a Doors Parody about our Border Czar:

Kamala's a BIG FAT LIAR

https://youtu.be/ufG0WC2Osuo

Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2024 03:14 PM (D7oie)

218 I know one guy that bow hunts, he's tough.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 09, 2024 03:09 PM (LJ9Iy)

If he offers to guide a group on a hunting/canoeing trip along the Cahulawassee River before it's dammed and turned into a lake, you should take a rain check on that trip.

Posted by: Bobby at September 09, 2024 03:14 PM (Aqu9a)

219 @200

>>It’s almost as if culture has consequences, and a new venue doesn’t mean a clean slate/magical conversion into a functional person…

The vast overwhelming majority of the Hatiens are adult men, so they now are the predominant force in that town.

It's going to go sideways pretty quickly.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 09, 2024 03:14 PM (XV/Pl)

220 Wow. Looks like JD Vance needs to show up in Springfield and bring attention to another Biden-Harris trainwreck.

Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2024 03:15 PM (rj6Yv)

221 Meant to type that Wittenberg enrollment is under 1300 total now. Their budget keeps getting cut because they're like every other tiny liberal arts college.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at September 09, 2024 03:15 PM (hCzfy)

222 with their third child at his funeral.

A funeral for the third child?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 09, 2024 03:15 PM (ZWUXj)

223 I saw Decapitating Ducks open for Ted Nugent at the NRA 4th of July barbecue.

Posted by: callsign claymore at September 09, 2024 03:11 PM (8/Wzd)

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I thought it was Ozzie Osborne?

Posted by: ShainS -- Join Bush/Cheney in War Criminals For Kommie-la! at September 09, 2024 03:15 PM (9Jfas)

224 Even WaPo is concerned about this problem of migrants overwhelming small towns.

https://shorturl.at/TGFKN

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2024 03:15 PM (8guL4)

225 A funeral for the third child?

sorry badly written

it's the funeral today for the brothers

and she told the other people in attendance that she is pregnant

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 09, 2024 03:15 PM (s3qiR)

226 What we need is common sense Haitian control.

Posted by: wth at September 09, 2024 03:16 PM (v0R5T)

227 in the early 1990s p j o'rourke had a book of essays about his travels to various countries. he wrote that the haitians were the nicest people you'd eveer meet. maybe he was wrong but that was before the clintons got involved

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 09, 2024 03:16 PM (CWTWj)

228 224 Even WaPo is concerned about this problem of migrants overwhelming small towns

—
WaPo has gone white supremacist?

Posted by: Write it off Jerry at September 09, 2024 03:16 PM (TM00u)

229 It’s almost as if culture has consequences ...

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... and stolen elections even more so.

Posted by: ShainS -- Join Bush/Cheney in War Criminals For Kommie-la! at September 09, 2024 03:16 PM (9Jfas)

230
I thought it was Ozzie Osborne?
Posted by: ShainS -- Join Bush/Cheney in War Criminals For Kommie-la! at September 09, 2024 03:15 PM (9Jfas)

I did bats.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)

231 HE.

Damn......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)

232 Springfield, Ohio man says Haitian illegals are decapitating ducks from parks

*************

"Head 'em off at the pass!"

/Haitiaan duck wrangler

Posted by: Muldoon at September 09, 2024 03:17 PM (991eG)

233 the dutch did ok

sort of

Aruba is nice
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 09, 2024 03:09 PM (s3qiR)
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And Curacao.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 09, 2024 03:12 PM (VdhcA)

Aruba is my favorite spot.

Posted by: Joran van der Sloot at September 09, 2024 03:17 PM (Aqu9a)

234 Does this mean we can stop paying people to move out of cities and into rural areas in section 8 housing?

you'll take that diversity and celebrate it, bigot

Posted by: brak at September 09, 2024 03:17 PM (25k9m)

235 227 in the early 1990s p j o'rourke had a book of essays about his travels to various countries. he wrote that the haitians were the nicest people you'd eveer meet. maybe he was wrong but that was before the clintons got involved

Holidays in Hell

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 09, 2024 03:17 PM (s3qiR)

236 228 224 Even WaPo is concerned about this problem of migrants overwhelming small towns

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WaPo has gone white supremacist?
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Nah, just Neo Nazi like always.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 09, 2024 03:17 PM (W3T6M)

237 224 Even WaPo is concerned about this problem of migrants overwhelming small towns.

https://shorturl.at/TGFKN
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2024 03:15 PM

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They're concerned when it happens in cobalt blue states like Massachusetts.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 09, 2024 03:17 PM (wzAuc)

238 Meanwhile in Alabama-

This is our city!' Sylacauga citizens shut down for questioning influx of Haitian migrants

(Blk.council president Tiffany Nix will have none of this racist talk)

https://tinyurl.com/38ru5drc

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2024 03:17 PM (NpAcC)

239 The Dutch did give us NYC. Kinda.

Posted by: Write it off Jerry at September 09, 2024 03:17 PM (TM00u)

240 Iirc, X user linked on the End Wokeness Springfield t thread - “Oilfield Rando?” - and found an NGO that got $292 million grant to place refugees in Ohio. The CEO, a social worker, was paid $1.2 million last year.

It’s not just politics to destroy these small towns and red states, the people are getting stinking rich with federal $$$ doing it.

Evil

Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2024 03:18 PM (Hkcdp)

241 @215

>>This will continue until it can’t… when do you think that point will be?

Probably when things are starting to fall apart and then it will be too late.

Remember, in Mad Max it wasn't one single event, it was a gradually, then suddenly slide into the Colander Face Mask Time.

I think we're just past the gradually part and are transitioning to the suddenly phase.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 09, 2024 03:18 PM (XV/Pl)

242 Are the savages not getting free government food to eat??

Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2024 03:18 PM (PCK5/)

243 Apparently Catholic Charities, which receives massive amounts of money from the federal government to facilitate moving immigrants in the first place is now capitalizing on the services they'll need in perpetuity:
https://x.com/sarahsansoni/
status/1833172993742115297

Posted by: Xander Crews at September 09, 2024 03:18 PM (rEmVK)

244 I guarantee the local PD has written 10 times more speeding tickets to white drivers in the last year than all citations of any sort to the Haitians combined.

Back the Blue!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 09, 2024 03:18 PM (46pnR)

245 Last week we had Venezuelan Gangs taking over apartment complexes and now we have Hatians taking over entire towns with the aid of the Government.
At this rate, I'm scared to imagine what could be next.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 09, 2024 03:18 PM (htJYU)

246 235 227 in the early 1990s p j o'rourke had a book of essays about his travels to various countries. he wrote that the haitians were the nicest people you'd eveer meet. maybe he was wrong but that was before the clintons got involved

Holidays in Hell

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 09, 2024 03:17 PM

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I though it was "All the Trouble in the World."

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 09, 2024 03:19 PM (wzAuc)

247 The Dutch did give us NYC. Kinda.
Posted by: Write it off Jerry at September 09, 2024 03:17 PM (TM00u)
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Even old New York was once New Amsterdam.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 09, 2024 03:19 PM (VdhcA)

248 239 The Dutch did give us NYC. Kinda.
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The Dutch taught the English on how to do navy, colonies, trade and oral sex.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 09, 2024 03:19 PM (W3T6M)

249 I though it was "All the Trouble in the World."

oh maybe? I had Holidays in Hell

had a fun part about Korea

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 09, 2024 03:19 PM (s3qiR)

250 Impossible. According to Susan Sarandon and Conan O'Brien, Haiti is great.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 09, 2024 03:19 PM (CwhoI)

251 Every one of those testimonies to the city council fell on deaf ears. Chaos is the goal of these policies.

Posted by: Halfhand at September 09, 2024 03:19 PM (/jMds)

252 Holidays in Hell

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 09, 2024 03:17 PM

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I though it was "All the Trouble in the World."
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 09, 2024 03:19 PM (wzAuc)
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You're both right.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 09, 2024 03:19 PM (VdhcA)

253 We're supposed to accept all kinds of guilt for being "ugly Americans" when we travel abroad because we talk too loudly or whatever. Can we call these people "ugly Haitians" or nah?

Posted by: Emmie at September 09, 2024 03:19 PM (ZNSbE)

254 My brother lives in Springfield, I visit frequently.

The gates of hell according to Dante read "Abandon hope, all ye who enter here" the gates of Springfield read "vote blue no matter who."

Posted by: sven at September 09, 2024 03:20 PM (X0I7i)

255 in the early 1990s p j o'rourke had a book of essays about his travels to various countries. he wrote that the haitians were the nicest people you'd eveer meet. maybe he was wrong but that was before the clintons got involved
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 09, 2024 03:16 PM (CWTWj)

It might be who you are dealing with, I knew a Haitian woman in the US who was the nicest lady in the world, but I know a guy who was in Haiti in the 90's dealing with some sort of disaster relief (or just day to day problems in Haiti) who thought everyone he dealt with including the officials were on something.

Put a project worth of inner city toughs into a small midwest town and you will get eaten pets and third world conditions immediately. No magic dirt in the world will make a different outcome. If you build it and populate it you will have an instant slum

Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2024 03:20 PM (D7oie)

256 Back in the 90s, George Will had a column in which he noted that every place where American troops had been stationed took up baseball -- except for Haiti.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 03:20 PM (v6JzV)

257 The Dutch did give us NYC. Kinda.
Posted by: Write it off Jerry at September 09, 2024 03:17 PM (TM00u)

And paintings, cigars, Tulip Mania, and Xaviera Hollander.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 09, 2024 03:21 PM (Aqu9a)

258 Impossible. According to Susan Sarandon and Conan O'Brien, Haiti is great.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 09, 2024 03:19 PM (CwhoI)

Yeah, Haiti is awesome.

https://is.gd/4c10cC

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

259 When Obama was in office he had HUD drawing up plans to force nice suburbs to basically build low income projects in their towns, because he thought nice peaceful communities need to start being forcefully integrated.

That plan didn't work, so they found another way to do it, and in a more destructive way.

Trump needs to immediately start devoting these people and prosecuting all those who implemented this intentional shittification of Red areas as revenge. They went after Fatso Christie for "revenge" but that wad nothing compared to what these liberals are doing.

Posted by: Rbastid at September 09, 2024 03:21 PM (qHq6u)

260 Its white privilege to not want your pets eaten by welfare layabouts in your town.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 03:21 PM (oZhjI)

261 A while back, JJ linked an article on the Morning Report debunkinng the book King Leopold's Ghost. I dunno.
Posted by: Bulg

If it is the book I am thinking of, it doesn't excuse Leopold, it defends the colonial period afterward. Once the vileness of his personal ownership of the Congo was revealed, Belgium took it over and conditions dramatically improved. Colonialism wasn't the problem, it was the kings personal ownership and the resulting expropriation at any human cost.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 09, 2024 03:21 PM (H60vN)

262 Impossible. According to Susan Sarandon and Conan O'Brien, Haiti is great.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 09, 2024 03:19 PM (CwhoI)

the Cliintons are accused of spiriting away a lot of Haitian orphans who have never been accounted for. I wonder where they went.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2024 03:22 PM (D7oie)

263 59 Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 09, 2024 02:49 PM (s3qiR)

If I did not fuck everything that moved we would not have minotaurs or werewolves.

//The Honorable Bernardo Sanchez the Castillian doing his part.

Posted by: sven at September 09, 2024 03:22 PM (X0I7i)

264
Don’t kid your self, Europe looked a lot like Haiti at one time. Virtually all the trees were gone. That’s what happens when your primary energy source is wood.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2024 03:10 PM (p0AVr)

I believe that most of those trees were burned to provide heat for coke production, which made for more efficient production of steel, which of course made weapons more effective and resilient.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2024 03:22 PM (y9nCu)

265 This will continue until it can’t… when do you think that point will be?

Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2024 03:14 PM (PCK5/)

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Likely martial law, followed by the end of the illusion of elections.

Small possibility of one or more secessions, followed by hot CW II.

Posted by: ShainS -- Join Bush/Cheney in War Criminals For Kommie-la! at September 09, 2024 03:22 PM (e5Tk7)

266 Impossible. According to Susan Sarandon and Conan O'Brien, Haiti is great.

Best long pig you are going to get this side of the Pacific...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 03:22 PM (oZhjI)

267 And paintings, cigars, Tulip Mania, and Xaviera Hollander.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 09, 2024 03:21 PM (Aqu9a)
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Famke Janssen. And Carice van Houten. 'nuff said.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 09, 2024 03:22 PM (VdhcA)

268 256 Back in the 90s, George Will had a column in which he noted that every place where American troops had been stationed took up baseball -- except for Haiti.
Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 03:20 PM (v6JzV)

The German baseball team is always a top contender in the Olympics. Wait what?

Posted by: Write it off Jerry at September 09, 2024 03:22 PM (TM00u)

269 Last week we had Venezuelan Gangs taking over apartment complexes and now we have Hatians taking over entire towns with the aid of the Government.
At this rate, I'm scared to imagine what could be next.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 09, 2024 03:18 PM (htJYU)
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We noticed you have an extra bedroom. We will need it for a small group home for new citizens.

Posted by: The DOJ/DHS cabal at September 09, 2024 03:22 PM (nzu2f)

270 Has Susan Sarandon ever had an intelligent thought about anything??

Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2024 03:22 PM (PCK5/)

271 >>>Fun fact: killing a Canadian goose out of season and without permission of USFWS is a felony.

Ha! Crom laughs at your US Four Winds whatever. *continues chewing on goose*

Posted by: Conan T Barbarian at September 09, 2024 03:23 PM (CwhoI)

272 Are the savages not getting free government food to eat??
Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2024 03:18 PM (PCK5/)

Sure! It's just killing the neighbor's cat and eating it is their CULTURE, you bigot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

273 134 Killing migratory fowl such as Canada Geese without a license is a federal offense. They are not endangered, but are protected, even though they reek havoc with disease and constant shitting.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

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Related point - This is thanks to UN and treaties which the US and most Western countries signed and made into law. Why? Because we somehow thought more laws on the law abiding would stop the dirty 3rd worlders from killing endangered migratory birds.

Didn't work.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 09, 2024 03:23 PM (1Wk4E)

274 He's trying to win a Pullet Surprise!

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 09, 2024 03:23 PM (CEzQx)

275 260 Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 03:21 PM (oZhjI)

It is white privilege and evidently black American privilege to not want the fuckers to eat the geese and ducks at Snyder Park.

One thing I will say to my sisters and mother in the afterlife after the hellos is "they were all warned."

Posted by: sven at September 09, 2024 03:23 PM (X0I7i)

276
That pedo cocksucker dan goldman said all these foreign invaders are necessary because "we are desperately in need of scientists and doctors."

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at September 09, 2024 03:23 PM (OWajC)

277
Really glad I moved to a constitutional carry state.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Ohio is.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2024 03:23 PM (63Dwl)

278 Ha! News says Kamala has been secluded in a hotel practicing with a Trump impersonator. What if the agency accidently sent an Elvis impersonator instead?

Posted by: banana Dream at September 09, 2024 03:24 PM (Y6IkP)

279 Has Susan Sarandon ever had an intelligent thought about anything??
Posted by: tubal

When her and Geena went full throttle in the Grand Canyon wasn't half bad.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 09, 2024 03:24 PM (CIS44)

280 This is a policy I support!

Posted by: Dick Cheney at September 09, 2024 03:24 PM (nzu2f)

281 Eva Vlaardingerbroek

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 03:24 PM (v6JzV)

282 Springfield Mayor Rob Rue (possibly him)

Republican.

https://tinyurl.com/y3p497hj

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 09, 2024 03:24 PM (A7Jfs)

283
Alternate post title:

Biden-Harris Administration Airdrops Invasionary Force of ~~Hatian Immigrants~~ Scientists and Doctors on Springfield, Ohio

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at September 09, 2024 03:24 PM (SzxBX)

284 ZOMBIES

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 09, 2024 03:24 PM (ZWUXj)

285 Vivek Ramaswamy and now Kash Patel have both commented on the possibility that Puddinhead might resign to give Cameltoe the cache of incumbency going into the election. Patel specifically says this will happen if Cameltoe does poorly in the debate.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 09, 2024 03:25 PM (paSBy)

286 Ha! News says Kamala has been secluded in a hotel practicing with a Trump impersonator. What if the agency accidently sent an Elvis impersonator instead?
Posted by: banana Dream at September 09, 2024 03:24 PM (Y6IkP)
_____

A Willie Brown impersonator would be more fun

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 09, 2024 03:25 PM (iFTx/)

287 “OK, so I’m going to cut it off,” Nix interrupted. “Because we’ve had three people come up. I’m going to cut it off because we have no reason to launch an investigation or to treat people differently because of how they look. There is no reason for it.”

I suspect very few people really think about their local offices when they vote unless they are related to a candidate or on the government payroll and therefore you get crap like this...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 03:25 PM (oZhjI)

288 LOL, remember the dodge that Kamala wasn't put in charge of the border, she was put in charge of "the root causes of immigration?"

You know, in those other countries, not Mexico.

Oh?

Did that include Haiti?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 09, 2024 03:25 PM (46pnR)

289 282 Springfield Mayor Rob Rue (possibly him)

Republican.

https://tinyurl.com/y3p497hj
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 09, 2024 03:24 PM (A7Jfs)

Like us!!
- The Cheneys

Posted by: Write it off Jerry at September 09, 2024 03:25 PM (TM00u)

290 The German baseball team is always a top contender in the Olympics. Wait what?
Posted by: Write it off Jerry

LOL. Forgot about Germany. But Italy and Japan did take it up.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 03:25 PM (v6JzV)

291 House in the picture of the Haitian with a dead goose. Does it have enough roof vents?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 09, 2024 03:25 PM (X/njp)

292 AFLAC!

Posted by: The final words of Sunday Dinner at September 09, 2024 03:25 PM (FGsxa)

293 Gun up and get your mind right.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,

57 days until the day of reckoning. Wednesday we may see the volume go up after Kamala self immolates . It's also 9/11. Everyone needs to up their self awareness radar.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at September 09, 2024 03:25 PM (1nmyl)

294 Is shoot, shovel, and shut up only a thing over here in my neck of the woods??

Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2024 03:25 PM (PCK5/)

295 >>>When her and Geena went full throttle in the Grand Canyon wasn't half bad.

How sad I was when I found out that was just a scene in a movie.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 09, 2024 03:25 PM (CwhoI)

296 Eventually, there is going to be a group like the Klan showing up talking about the need to deal with these undesirables.

And plenty of people will sign on to help them because the "respectable" people refuse to do anything about the obvious problems.

At this point, I'm pretty sure the left isn't just falsely claiming racism, but is actually hoping to foster it.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 09, 2024 03:25 PM (N1DT3)

297 That pedo cocksucker dan goldman said all these foreign invaders are necessary because "we are desperately in need of scientists and doctors."
Posted by: Soothsayer

Then he can let that chicken choker up top do surgery on him.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 09, 2024 03:26 PM (A7Jfs)

298
btw,

How do limeys say they're going to take something apart?

A: Take it to pieces.

Aren't they precious?!

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at September 09, 2024 03:26 PM (SzxBX)

299 Need a cooking show. Like cooking on animal shit or how to field dress a panda.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 09, 2024 03:26 PM (KYQSf)

300 That pedo cocksucker dan goldman said all these foreign invaders are necessary because "we are desperately in need of scientists and doctors."

The third world invasion is an important source of youth for our elites and their, uh, special interests.

Not a significant source of scientists and doctors though.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 03:26 PM (oZhjI)

301 Ha! News says Kamala has been secluded in a hotel practicing with a Trump impersonator. What if the agency accidently sent an Elvis impersonator instead?
Posted by: banana Dream at September 09, 2024 03:24 PM (Y6IkP)
_____

A Willie Brown impersonator would be more fun
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 09, 2024 03:25 PM (iFTx/)

Excuse me while I whip this out.

Posted by: Willie Brown impersonator at September 09, 2024 03:26 PM (Aqu9a)

302 282 Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 09, 2024 03:24 PM (A7Jfs)

That would be BECAUSE of the immigrant problem, turns out Tyrone is quite willing to vote Republican if the alternative is ALWAYS the wackiest Yellow Springs policies possible.

I heartily encourage all right thinking people to eat at Lee's Famous Recipe for the closest thing to Colonel Harlan Sanders' original recipe you can buy.

Posted by: sven at September 09, 2024 03:26 PM (X0I7i)

303 >>This will continue until it can’t…

I’m thinking that the trend of replacing US workers with foreign invaders will lead to an Atlas Shrugged moment. Not the savvy entrepreneur revolt kind, but the “suddenly nothing works and there’s no one on-site who has any idea how things work” kind across various industries. We’re already seeing snafus where there used to be a guy who could quickly assess and fix something ( at power plant, whatever) but he’s gone, nudged out after Covid/blm and replaced with young dei hire.
😒

Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2024 03:27 PM (Hkcdp)

304 Is shoot, shovel, and shut up only a thing over here in my neck of the woods??
Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2024 03:25 PM (PCK5/)

I have a friend who has a sign on his shop wall that says "We don't call the police. I'm armed and know a guy with a backhoe."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

305 Ha! News says Kamala has been secluded in a hotel practicing with a Trump impersonator. What if the agency accidently sent an Elvis impersonator instead?
Posted by: banana Dream at September 09, 2024 03:24 PM (Y6IkP)
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You ain't nothin' but a hound dog!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 09, 2024 03:27 PM (VdhcA)

306
and future valedictorians

future scholars

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at September 09, 2024 03:27 PM (dxYU+)

307 even though they reek havoc with disease and constant shitting.

The Haitians?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 09, 2024 03:27 PM (ZWUXj)

308 Vivek Ramaswamy and now Kash Patel have both commented on the possibility that Puddinhead might resign to give Cameltoe the cache of incumbency going into the election. Patel specifically says this will happen if Cameltoe does poorly in the debate.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 09, 2024 03:25 PM (paSBy)
__

I have serious doubts about that because it undermines this putang's only cognizable strategy: run away from the last 4 years. She's sorta saying "hey, I wasn't president for the last 4 years, none of this is my fault." That's harder to do when she is in fact the president, and can do all the things right now she is saying she'd do as president.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 09, 2024 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

309 @242

>>Are the savages not getting free government food to eat??

More than likely yes, but many of the invaders we have been allowing into our country have complained about one thing the most: The food they are getting, which is probably sh*t boxed and processed food.

I mean, fresh roasted duck sounds a lot better than box macaroni and cheese and Vienna sausages.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 09, 2024 03:27 PM (XV/Pl)

310 How many of these city council ideologues were “installed” to shut down public debate?

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2024 03:27 PM (NpAcC)

311 Gee, maybe '60 Minutes' could do an exposé on the issue.

/sarc

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2024 03:27 PM (XeU6L)

312 >>>“I have men that cannot speak English in my front yard, screaming at me, throwing mattresses in my front yard.”

“Look at me, I weigh 95 pounds. I couldn't defend myself if I had to. My husband is elderly.”
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If that was in AR, LA, OK, or TX she could shoot them.
She would have to tell them to get off her lawn, first.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 09, 2024 03:28 PM (X/njp)

313
How do limeys say they're going to take something apart?

A: Take it to pieces.

Aren't they precious?!
Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at September 09, 2024 03:26 PM (SzxBX)

They also call the driveshaft in a car the "prop shaft."

They're not boats or airplanes, you silly people.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

314 Duck Duck Goose

Posted by: wth at September 09, 2024 03:28 PM (v0R5T)

315 265 This will continue until it can’t… when do you think that point will be?

Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2024 03:14 PM (PCK5/)

----------------

Likely martial law, followed by the end of the illusion of elections.

Small possibility of one or more secessions, followed by hot CW II.
Posted by: ShainS -- Join Bush/Cheney in War Criminals For Kommie-la! at September 09, 2024 03:22 PM (e5Tk7)

The Constitution just says we can't force you to house TROOPS...

Doesn't have a prohibition against us forcing you to house Migrants!

Posted by: Feral Government at September 09, 2024 03:28 PM (xaFKb)

316
All the haitian men here in MA become schoolbus drivers. Terrible drivers, really. And the women go into the "health sector," usually as hospital help, cleaning and stuff. Also, barely mediocre at their jobs.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at September 09, 2024 03:28 PM (dxYU+)

317 Remember when two illegals killed a Bald Eagle to eat it ?

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2024 03:29 PM (V13WU)

318 A car's fenders are also referred to as 'wings.'

I guess they do think they're airplanes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

319 replaced with young dei hire.

Wachoo meen I gots to know howta fix dis?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 09, 2024 03:29 PM (ZWUXj)

320
Isn't half of Haiti Nassau?

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at September 09, 2024 03:29 PM (dxYU+)

321 >>>Ha! News says Kamala has been secluded in a hotel practicing with a Trump impersonator. What if the agency accidently sent an Elvis impersonator instead?
Posted by: banana Dream at September 09, 2024 03:24 PM (Y6IkP)

"My opponent believes only the rich should be able to gobble amphetamines and eat peanut butter and banana sandwiches. Well, I have a different plan for America."

Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 09, 2024 03:29 PM (CwhoI)

322 If I did not fuck everything that moved we would not have minotaurs or werewolves.

//The Honorable Bernardo Sanchez the Castillian doing his part.
Posted by: sven at September 09, 2024 03:22 PM (X0I7i)

Pretty sure you're actually Zeus in disguise.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 09, 2024 03:29 PM (N1DT3)

323 Pelosi now claiming on 'Four Fats Cackling' that she never told Biden to drop out of the race.

Revenge time, Joe, that won't impact the race. Call her a liar in public.

Posted by: Candidus at September 09, 2024 03:29 PM (FGsxa)

324 Remember when two illegals killed a Bald Eagle to eat it ?

Out: Freedom fries

In: Freedom wings

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 03:30 PM (oZhjI)

325 "8 Fun fact: killing a Canadian goose out of season and without permission of USFWS is a felony. See the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2024 02:40 PM (Odg76)"

AND paying the tax, by purchasing a Federal Migratory Wildfowl Stamp!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 09, 2024 03:30 PM (UWgy2)

326 That pedo cocksucker dan goldman said all these foreign invaders are necessary because "we are desperately in need of scientists and doctors."
Posted by: Soothsayer

He's retarded, isn't he? Please tell me he's retarded.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 09, 2024 03:30 PM (zRKQy)

327 Vivek Ramaswamy and now Kash Patel have both commented on the possibility that Puddinhead might resign to give Cameltoe the cache of incumbency going into the election. Patel specifically says this will happen if Cameltoe does poorly in the debate.
---
"Biden stinks and is losing badly."
"Let's replace him with Kamala! Without allowing anyone to vote on her."
"Kamala stinks and is losing"
"Let's make her President! Without allowing anyone to vote for her."

yeah, it's not going to work.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 09, 2024 03:30 PM (46pnR)

328 Isn't half of Haiti Nassau?

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer

That's in the Bahamas.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 03:30 PM (v6JzV)

329 Back in the 90s, George Will had a column in which he noted that every place where American troops had been stationed took up baseball -- except for Haiti.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 03:20 PM (v6JzV)

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That's because it's almost impossible to throw a duckhead for a strike.

Posted by: ShainS -- Join Bush/Cheney in War Criminals For Kommie-la! at September 09, 2024 03:30 PM (r9sPH)

330 288 LOL, remember the dodge that Kamala wasn't put in charge of the border, she was put in charge of "the root causes of immigration?"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

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They only worded it that way because at the time they were in full denial-propaganda that the border was "more secure than ever."
They were also using the excuse that "climate change" was causing the migration and this was a way of saying they were not changing anything, and in fact sending more tax dollars to NGOs to make the problem bigger.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 09, 2024 03:30 PM (1Wk4E)

331 Isn't half of Haiti Nassau?

Posted by: Soothsayer

Dominican Republic.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 09, 2024 03:31 PM (A7Jfs)

332 Obama started it in Minneapolis, Biden is putting on the finishing touches with his illegal alien airlift.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 09, 2024 03:31 PM (qZdIZ)

333 We don't actually have a president right now, and nobody seems to care. They want to pretend the whore is in charge, and at the same time isn't responsible, and this cognitive dissonance is completely ignored.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 09, 2024 03:31 PM (H60vN)

334 "Biden stinks and is losing badly."
"Let's replace him with Kamala! Without allowing anyone to vote on her."
"Kamala stinks and is losing"
"Let's make her President! Without allowing anyone to vote for her."

Note: All to protect our sacred democracy

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 03:31 PM (oZhjI)

335 This will continue until it can’t… when do you think that point will be?
Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2024 03:14 PM (PCK5/)

Colombia's Avianca airline had to ground some flights due to fuel shortages. They are claiming that it is all figured out now.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2024 03:31 PM (D7oie)

336 Isn't half of Haiti Nassau?

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer

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Dominican Republic?

Posted by: ShainS -- Join Bush/Cheney in War Criminals For Kommie-la! at September 09, 2024 03:31 PM (r9sPH)

337 Isn't half of Haiti Nassau?

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer

That's in the Bahamas.
Posted by: Bulg

Yeah. If that had been Nassau, the border would be more heavily defended than the Nork Border.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 09, 2024 03:32 PM (A7Jfs)

338 Fun fact: killing a Canadian goose out of season and without permission of USFWS is a felony. See the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918.

See if you or I were to do that you'd get jail time. Our newcomers? I suspect the feds will handle them a bottle of Sriracha...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 03:32 PM (oZhjI)

339
We can't find Americans who want to drive school busses, you see. Because it's a shitty job that pays peanuts. If they paid bus drivers are better wage....

Same goes for "fruit pickers."

Oh, but you want "cheap" fruits and vegetables, they say. FUCK YOU, I say! I will gladly pay double for fruit if it means getting rid of these people.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at September 09, 2024 03:32 PM (dxYU+)

340 I have a friend who has a sign on his shop wall that says "We don't call the police. I'm armed and know a guy with a backhoe."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Neighbor down the road had a sign on his gate: We don't call 911. It had a picture of an AR and a shovel underneath. He's not a real friendly type of guy.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at September 09, 2024 03:32 PM (1nmyl)

341 True story:

I share a driveway with two other houses. A few years back I ran over the neighbor's cat early one morning.

Disclaimers:
1. I did NOT do it on purpose.
2. I did NOT eat it.
3. I offered them a cardboard box for them to use for burial. It was the least I could do.

Neighbor's wife commented, "Fluffy was just dying to go outside this morning."

4. I did NOT laugh out loud.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 09, 2024 03:32 PM (991eG)

342 I know several people who have done missionary work all over the world… they said Haiti was their worst experience, hands down..

Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2024 03:32 PM (PCK5/)

343 324 Hey 18-1 - thanks for the laugh

Posted by: callsign claymore at September 09, 2024 03:32 PM (8/Wzd)

344 You shouldn't criticize illegal aliens like this. They make up more than ten percent of the electorate.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 09, 2024 03:32 PM (H60vN)

345 The island is Hispaniola.

The western portion is Haiti.

The eastern portion is the Dominican Republic.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 09, 2024 03:32 PM (VdhcA)

346
Oh, DR, right.

lol

So I'm not a geologist!
Excuse me!

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at September 09, 2024 03:33 PM (dxYU+)

347 >>>“They're in the park grabbing up ducks by their neck and cutting their head off and walking off with 'em and eating…
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Is he going to vote for Trump or is he just going to bitch?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 09, 2024 03:33 PM (X/njp)

348 IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY HAVE BEEN DEMANDING WE PROTECT THE WHALES, OWLS, FISH FOR DECADES, BUT DECAPITATING DUCKS, CATs, AND GEESE IS NOW NO BIGGIE.

Posted by: BEN at September 09, 2024 03:33 PM (Hkcdp)

349 341 Neighbor's wife commented, "Fluffy was just dying to go outside this morning."

4. I did NOT laugh out loud.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 09, 2024 03:32 PM (991eG)

=======

False.

They heard the laughter 3 doors over.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 03:33 PM (GBKbO)

350 Springfield's mayor has a facebook page:

https://www.facebook.com/robrue.mayor/

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2024 03:34 PM (Q4IgG)

351
Wait, so what does Nassau share the island with?

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at September 09, 2024 03:34 PM (dxYU+)

352 You can see the difference between Haiti and the DR if you look at it on google maps - one of the few places where a political border is obvious to see from space...because Haiti has been poorly managed for hundreds of years.

I mean the DR is a basket case as well but compared to Haiti...well...it is no contest.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 03:34 PM (oZhjI)

353 327 Vivek Ramaswamy and now Kash Patel have both commented on the possibility that Puddinhead might resign to give Cameltoe the cache of incumbency going into the election. Patel specifically says this will happen if Cameltoe does poorly in the debate.
---
"Biden stinks and is losing badly."
"Let's replace him with Kamala! Without allowing anyone to vote on her."
"Kamala stinks and is losing"
"Let's make her President! Without allowing anyone to vote for her."

yeah, it's not going to work.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 09, 2024 03:30 PM (46pnR)

I don't think that's going to happen. Biden isn't going to leave the WH without pardoning Hunter. If he does this before Election Day, Kamala will lose by a larger margin than she will already. She's not going to guarantee that she'll pardon Hunter if Biden lets her become POTUS. Not even Kamala's that dumb.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 09, 2024 03:34 PM (JOWnF)

354 Should have done the drop at Youngstown. Folks there would be taking care of business, old school.

Posted by: pawn at September 09, 2024 03:34 PM (QB+5g)

355 Vivek Ramaswamy and now Kash Patel have both commented on the possibility that Puddinhead might resign to give Cameltoe the cache of incumbency going into the election.

==

Not going to happen. 1) one month won't do anything and they know they have better chance running the current suppression campaign. 2) they barely kept the party together with him giving up reelection 3) many in the D party feel that already gave up too much. They have more to lose with that sort of move.

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2024 03:34 PM (V13WU)

356 The island is Hispaniola.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

Soon to be renamed Xerspaniola.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 03:34 PM (v6JzV)

357 Hunter is going to go to jail and keep his mouth shut because lots of ex junkies under heavy problems relapse and die of ODs and he knows it.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2024 03:34 PM (D7oie)

358 At least the black folk pumped into Antioch, CA were citizens. I hope.

Antioch sucks now by the way. Ruined by Government.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 09, 2024 03:35 PM (Z8Yh2)

359
btw, if these savages want to eat canadian geese, let them!

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at September 09, 2024 03:35 PM (dxYU+)

360 I have a friend who has a sign on his shop wall that says "We don't call the police. I'm armed and know a guy with a backhoe."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Neighbor down the road had a sign on his gate: We don't call 911. It had a picture of an AR and a shovel underneath. He's not a real friendly type of guy.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

Sign:
You would be better off sandpapering a lion's ass wearing pork chop panties than to be found on the other side of this fence.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 09, 2024 03:35 PM (A7Jfs)

361 Last week we had Venezuelan Gangs taking over apartment complexes and now we have Hatians taking over entire towns with the aid of the Government.
At this rate, I'm scared to imagine what could be next.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 09, 2024 03:18 PM (htJYU)

Trump winning the presidency with a landslide electoral college victory.

Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2024 03:35 PM (rj6Yv)

362
We’re already seeing snafus where there used to be a guy who could quickly assess and fix something ( at power plant, whatever) but he’s gone, nudged out after Covid/blm and replaced with young dei hire.
😒
Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2024 03:27 PM (Hkcdp)

Heh. I just had that conversation with one of my customers this morning. Anything to do with microwave and radio transmission is hemorrhaging technicians with skills to keep transmission towers operating.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2024 03:35 PM (y9nCu)

363 I'm going to mention this a couple of times today. Yesterday a poster mentioned 'Camp of the Saints', Raspail. A few years back, I loaned my copy, and never got it back. So, I went searching for a used copy.

Guess what, either it cannot be found, or it is at a ridiculus price. Odd. Search 'Camp of the Saints' book for sale, see what turns up, in English language versions.

There is not a single copy in my entire state library system. It's as though the book has been canceled.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2024 03:35 PM (XeU6L)

364 Well, it seems some of the new "business owners" in town were privy to the feds looking for homes for the "newcomers," and they needed cheap labor, so without further ado, they volunteered Springfield.
Only, they didn't tell anyone IN Springfield some new folks were coming.

One thought on ending this...if the new "business owners" were found one morning floating face down in the pond where ducks and geese used to swim.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2024 03:35 PM (W/lyH)

365 Wait, so what does Nassau share the island with?
Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at September 09, 2024 03:34 PM (dxYU+)
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Nassau is about 700 miles to the NW.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 09, 2024 03:36 PM (VdhcA)

366 I am so fucking glad I live in Florida.

Posted by: JTSmith at September 09, 2024 03:36 PM (ZazCK)

367 355
Not going to happen. 1) one month won't do anything and they know they have better chance running the current suppression campaign. 2) they barely kept the party together with him giving up reelection 3) many in the D party feel that already gave up too much. They have more to lose with that sort of move.
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2024 03:34 PM (V13WU)

=======

I'm not convinced the party is still cohesive now.

I mean...it was barely cohesive before. In a world where political parties are loosely aligned interests trying to fuck each other over for a larger slice of the pie, Democrats are really something.

But cheating their way to a victory in 2020 didn't fix that. Casting off the guy who won the primary in 2020 and 2024 for someone who dropped out of 2020 before voting started didn't make that better.

Base partisanship will keep plenty of different interests together for a while, but this really does feel like some kind of breaking point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 03:36 PM (GBKbO)

368 btw, if these savages want to eat canadian geese, let them!

Posted by: Soothsayer

Have no issue with that. Except remove the federal and state penalties for the rest of us.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 09, 2024 03:36 PM (A7Jfs)

369
These savages are the type who "fix" their own junky cars in the streets and dump the oil and coolant on the ground. They don't even bother walking to the storm drain.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at September 09, 2024 03:36 PM (dxYU+)

370 Dustin Grage
@GrageDustin
The crisis in Ohio is direct result of Kamala Harris’s failed leadership.

Here are her own words:

"We extended Temporary Protected Status to over 100,000 Haitian Migrants.”
https://tinyurl.com/4m8xppjc

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2024 03:37 PM (NpAcC)

371 Mayor Quimby should send the Haitians to Shelbyville.
Posted by: Crazy
__________

Shelbyville should import a bunch of Dominicans and have them build a wall around Springfield.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 09, 2024 03:37 PM (Dm8we)

372 I am so fucking glad I live in Florida.

==

you don't have Canadian geese that far south

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2024 03:37 PM (V13WU)

373 Who would have thought that Belgium, a little country known for its beer, its chocolate and its Poirot, would have been the worst colonial power of the 19th Century?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 09, 2024 03:10 PM (VdhcA)

It really wasn't the entire country; it was King Leopold and a bunch of his cronies, acting privately.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2024 03:37 PM (KbKv0)

374 Soon to be renamed Xerspaniola.
Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 03:34 PM (v6JzV)

Snort.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2024 03:37 PM (W/lyH)

375 Springfield is the county seat of Clark County. If you remember, readers of The Guardian in 2004 were encouraged to write letters to undecided voters in Clark County as to why they should support that (Medal-) Tosser John Kerry, with counterproductive and sometimes hilarious results. Coincidence, or an example of the Commie's need to exact revenge on perceived enemies, no matter how old the grudge?

Posted by: Bud Norton at September 09, 2024 03:37 PM (6cOMd)

376 Canadian geese are not good eating… don’t know about pussycats…

Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2024 03:38 PM (PCK5/)

377 >>>The Biden-Harris Administration has . . . .

Aaaagghhh! The tethering!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2024 03:38 PM (i24o9)

378 Canadian geese are nasty. I know of no one who's actually eaten one. That they're "protected" nationally is absurd.

They're literally 'everywhere.'

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2024 03:38 PM (Q4IgG)

379 It really wasn't the entire country; it was King Leopold and a bunch of his cronies, acting privately.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2024 03:37 PM (KbKv0)

In other words, a cartel.

Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2024 03:38 PM (rj6Yv)

380 btw, if these savages want to eat canadian geese, let them!

Posted by: Soothsayer

Soylent Goose

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 09, 2024 03:38 PM (NtVYv)

381 Wait, so what does Nassau share the island with?
Posted by: Soothsayer

Lots of sand.

Nassau is an island unto itself. Part of The Bahamas.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 09, 2024 03:38 PM (A7Jfs)

382 340 I have a friend who has a sign on his shop wall that says "We don't call the police. I'm armed and know a guy with a backhoe."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Neighbor down the road had a sign on his gate: We don't call 911. It had a picture of an AR and a shovel underneath. He's not a real friendly type of guy.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at September 09, 2024 03:32 PM

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Sock Monkey's neighbor needs to call Sponge's friend and upgrade his excavation.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 09, 2024 03:38 PM (wzAuc)

383 354
‘ Should have done the drop at Youngstown. Folks there would be taking care of business, old school.’

If these foreign invaders start bringing serious mayhem, we’ll all be stuck taking care of business, not just the Youngstown mafia.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 09, 2024 03:39 PM (jbnUc)

384 average IQ in Haiti is 67

Posted by: brak at September 09, 2024 03:39 PM (25k9m)

385 Fun fact: killing a Canadian goose out of season and without permission of USFWS is a felony. See the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2024 02:40 PM (Odg76)

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* The Butte, Montana Berkeley Pit had entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- Join Bush/Cheney in War Criminals For Kommie-la! at September 09, 2024 03:39 PM (r9sPH)

386 One thought on ending this...if the new "business owners" were found one morning floating face down in the pond where ducks and geese used to swim.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2024 03:35 PM (W/lyH)

Or a good bout with a 'exercise band'

Posted by: Zombie Harry Reid at September 09, 2024 03:39 PM (/6GbT)

387 Third world IQs are overall terrifyingly low….

Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2024 03:40 PM (PCK5/)

388 Be interesting to see what goes down the Haitians in Alabama.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2024 03:40 PM (Q4IgG)

389 Third world IQs are overall terrifyingly low….
Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2024 03:40 PM (PCK5/)

96% functionally retarded.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

390 I read a thing about eating cats. The bodies are difficult to tell from rabbits. There are laws for how you sell a rabbit, so you don't get sold a cat.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 09, 2024 03:40 PM (Z8Yh2)

391 average IQ in Haiti is 67
Posted by: brak
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And they still were able to kick out the French.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 09, 2024 03:41 PM (Dm8we)

392 Off the Florida Keys
There's a place called Kokomo
That's where you wanna go
To get away from it all

We'll get there fast
And then we'll take it slow
That's where we wanna go
Way down in Kokomo

Posted by: The Beach Octogenarians at September 09, 2024 03:41 PM (Aqu9a)

393 Third world IQs are overall terrifyingly low….
Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2024 03:40 PM (PCK5/)

Don't get me started on marrying first cousins in the Mideast.

Posted by: Candidus at September 09, 2024 03:41 PM (FGsxa)

394 389 Third world IQs are overall terrifyingly low….
Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2024 03:40 PM (PCK5/)

96% functionally retarded.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

Which means, essentially, we are allowing permanent wards of the state in..

Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2024 03:42 PM (PCK5/)

395 Of course, the normal reaction of Republicans to illegal immigrants cutting off your pet's head and then roasting it on your front yard is to run. It looks like so many Republicans have become cowardly, as if allowing your neighbor's wife or daughter to be raped is considered to be turning the other cheek. Surely Jesus condoned letting racists go free, didn't he? Well no, he did not.
That said, what part of voodoo is consistent with Christianity?

Posted by: wferrin at September 09, 2024 03:42 PM (WhNrg)

396 These savages are the type who "fix" their own junky cars in the streets and dump the oil and coolant on the ground. They don't even bother walking to the storm drain.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at September 09, 2024 03:36 PM (dxYU+)

No, these are the types that don't understand they should keep their robberies and shootings down in the poor areas and not where the good neighborhoods are.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2024 03:42 PM (D7oie)

397
Wait, so what does Nassau share the island with?
Posted by: Soothsayer

Lots of sand.

Nassau is an island unto itself. Part of The Bahamas.
Posted by: rickb223

Oh.

Well, I never pretended to be a geologist expert.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at September 09, 2024 03:43 PM (nYLcK)

398 >>>The Biden-Harris Administration has . . . .

Aaaagghhh! The tethering!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2024 03:38 PM (i24o9)

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"Pouncing, and Seizing, and Tethering -- Oh My!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Join Bush/Cheney in War Criminals For Kommie-la! at September 09, 2024 03:43 PM (r9sPH)

399
Geology, rather.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at September 09, 2024 03:43 PM (nYLcK)

400
Which means, essentially, we are allowing permanent wards of the state in..
Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2024 03:42 PM (PCK5/)

But the 'replacement theory' is fake news.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

401
You know, the thing.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at September 09, 2024 03:43 PM (nYLcK)

402
Late to the thread but hopefully someone has already linked to all the memes on Twitter/X where Trump has a cat in one hand, a duck in the other. Some crazy good AI stuff.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 09, 2024 03:43 PM (RKVpM)

403 It really wasn't the entire country; it was King Leopold and a bunch of his cronies, acting privately.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2024 03:37 PM (KbKv0)

It's good to be the King!

Posted by: King Leopold at September 09, 2024 03:43 PM (Aqu9a)

404 Of course, the normal reaction of Republicans to illegal immigrants cutting off your pet's head and then roasting it on your front yard is to run. It looks like so many Republicans have become cowardly, as if allowing your neighbor's wife or daughter to be raped is considered to be turning the other cheek. Surely Jesus condoned letting racists go free, didn't he? Well no, he did not.
That said, what part of voodoo is consistent with Christianity?
Posted by: wferrin at September 09, 2024 03:42 PM (WhNrg)

Um... Ra P ists? not racists?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 09, 2024 03:43 PM (N1DT3)

405 Why did they replace Biden on the ticket?

Because he was hemorrhaging the down ticket votes.
A whole bunch of "safe" Dems were in trouble; no money, no enthusiasm.

Harris was to fix those as a fresh face.

Making her President now--even allowing rumors of it--is a flat-out admission that tourniquet didn't work.
They've pumped 3 liters of blood into the cadaver and a calling for another 4 ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 09, 2024 03:43 PM (46pnR)

406 It's a little known fact that Balrogs eventually evolved into penguins.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2024 02:45 PM (xCA6C)

The only good thing that's happened to me today is reading that comment.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at September 09, 2024 03:45 PM (e02Sv)

407 405 Harris was to fix those as a fresh face.

Making her President now--even allowing rumors of it--is a flat-out admission that tourniquet didn't work.
They've pumped 3 liters of blood into the cadaver and a calling for another 4 ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 09, 2024 03:43 PM (46pnR)

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I'm still, still convinced that the internal Dem poll that leaked 6 days after the debate predated the debate, the one showing that NM was in play.

That was before "anyone" knew that Biden was less than sharp as a tack, when "everyone" knew that he was the best president in history, making Washington jealous.

And there's a reason Sherrod Brown and Jon Tester didn't show up to the DNC.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 03:46 PM (GBKbO)

408 It really wasn't the entire country; it was King Leopold and a bunch of his cronies, acting privately.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2024 03:37 PM (KbKv0)

It's good to be the King!
Posted by: King Leopold
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Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.

Posted by: Henry IV at September 09, 2024 03:46 PM (XeU6L)

409 Third world IQs are overall terrifyingly low….
Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2024 03:40 PM (PCK5/)

96% functionally retarded.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

Which means, essentially, we are allowing permanent wards of the state in..
Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2024 03:42 PM (PCK5/)

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An idiocracy, if you can keep it.

Posted by: ShainS -- Join Bush/Cheney in War Criminals For Kommie-la! at September 09, 2024 03:47 PM (r9sPH)

410
March 19, 2024

Warren, Markey, Pressley, Haiti Caucus and Colleagues Urge Biden Administration to Extend TPS and Halt Deportations Amid Escalating Violence in Haiti
“Returning Haitians now present in the United States would expose them to extreme danger and life-threatening conditions. TPS for Haitians and a cessation of deportation flights to Haiti are therefore urgently warranted.”

Approximately 731,000 Haitian-born people live in the United States
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CLARKE AND HAITI CAUCUS CO-CHAIRS LEAD LETTER TO BIDEN ADMINISTRATION URGING PROTECTIONS FOR HAITIAN MIGRANTS AND HUMANITARIAN ASSISTANCE FOR HAITI
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

April 23, 2024

In the letter, the lawmakers wrote, “We urge the Administration to redesignate Haiti for Temporary Protected Status (TPS), halt deportations back to Haiti, and extend humanitarian parole to any Haitians currently detained in Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s (ICE) detention centers. Additionally, we request your administration’s end to the detention of Haitian migrants who were interdicted at sea. The possibility of transferring them to Guantánamo Bay naval base and other offshore migrant detention centers is concerning...

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 09, 2024 03:48 PM (NFX2v)

411 408 Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.
Posted by: Henry IV at September 09, 2024 03:46 PM (XeU6L)

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"But for sweet Jack Falstaff, kind Jack Falstaff, true Jack Falstaff, valiant Jack Falstaff, and therefore more valiant being, as he is, old Jack Falstaff, banish not him thy Harry’s company, banish plump Jack, and banish all the world!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

412 They've pumped 3 liters of blood into the cadaver and a calling for another 4 ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 09, 2024 03:43 PM (46pnR)

Did they use any Ringers Lactate with D5W? We saved a bunch of people using that back in the day.

Posted by: Paramendic John Gage, LA County Squad 51 at September 09, 2024 03:49 PM (Aqu9a)

413 That was before "anyone" knew that Biden was less than sharp as a tack, when "everyone" knew that he was the best president in history, making Washington jealous.

And there's a reason Sherrod Brown and Jon Tester didn't show up to the DNC.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 03:46 PM (GBKbO)

I'm thinking that, while Biden had a chance of keeping MN blue, Walz on the ticket will give MN's electoral votes to Trump.

Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2024 03:49 PM (rj6Yv)

414 Do they still brew Falstaff??

Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2024 03:49 PM (PCK5/)

415 Help control the pet population. Please have your pet slaughtered and eaten.

Posted by: Haitian Bob Barker at September 09, 2024 03:49 PM (CV8a5)

416 402
Late to the thread but hopefully someone has already linked to all the memes on Twitter/X where Trump has a cat in one hand, a duck in the other. Some crazy good AI stuff.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 09, 2024 03:43 PM (RKVpM)

I don't understand the meme. Is Trump rescuing the cat and duck? Or what?

Posted by: Emmie at September 09, 2024 03:49 PM (ZNSbE)

417 Trump signals support for reclassifying pot as a less dangerous drug, in line with Harris’ position

😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 09, 2024 03:49 PM (A7Jfs)

418 People who immigrate here legally are aware of how to behave, for the most part. They certainly aren’t eating your cat.

Posted by: Piper at September 09, 2024 03:50 PM (pZEOD)

419 415 I'm thinking that, while Biden had a chance of keeping MN blue, Walz on the ticket will give MN's electoral votes to Trump.
Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2024 03:49 PM (rj6Yv)

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I still don't think VP's have any favorite son effects.

If Kamala loses MN, it's because she sucks and the Democrat brand is beyond fucked, not because Walz is on it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 03:50 PM (GBKbO)

420 Weed and Meth… what’s the difference??

Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2024 03:50 PM (PCK5/)

421 Do they still brew Falstaff??
Posted by: tubal
________

Was that the one with the wide mouth bottle? Or was that Falls City?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 09, 2024 03:51 PM (Dm8we)

422 I'm thinking that, while Biden had a chance of keeping MN blue, Walz on the ticket will give MN's electoral votes to Trump.
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There are polls that show Harris up only 5 in MN.
We don't believe those.

But the DU believe the polls that show Harris within 5 in FL and TX.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 09, 2024 03:51 PM (46pnR)

423 Ringer's Lactate is good for what ails you.

Posted by: Doctor Joe Early and Dixie at September 09, 2024 03:51 PM (CV8a5)

424 Tried to warn ya.

Posted by: Jean Raspail at September 09, 2024 03:51 PM (Y8lzz)

425
I don't understand the meme. Is Trump rescuing the cat and duck? Or what?

Posted by: Emmie at September 09, 2024 03:49 PM

Trump the Benevolent
Protector of House Pets
Rescuer of Ducks

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 09, 2024 03:51 PM (bEb2S)

426 Day-o!

Posted by: Harry Belafonte at September 09, 2024 03:52 PM (592Pr)

427 Babylon Bee headline this afternoon: "Bluey Reported Missing After Haitian Migrants Move In Next Door"

Gotta hand to the Bee guys for rapid (and funny) response.

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 09, 2024 03:52 PM (G5Juy)

428 Posted by: Emmie at September 09, 2024 03:49 PM (ZNSbE)

Yes, since the migrants are eating ducks and pets Trump is running away with them and there seems to be some added bit here -at least from ASHQ morons- about "grabbing pussy" which is pretty funny.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2024 03:52 PM (dTTBf)

429 >>you don't have Canadian geese that far south

False. I live in Florida. We get them hanging out on the retention pond behind our house every now and then, usually coming and going during their migrations.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 09, 2024 03:52 PM (Y1sOo)

430 _Fara_Day_
@_Fara_Day_

REPLACEMENT. They will all Vote (D) for Free Stuff & an (R) City will turn (D)
Notice they are on an 'extension' granted by Mayorkas & provided TPS Temporary Protected Status from DEPORTATION. They were scheduled for DEPORTATION, but every single time any Group from any country comes up for DEPORTATION Mayorkas grants ANOTHER 'extension' with FULL BENEFITS Gratis.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2024 03:52 PM (NpAcC)

431 422 There are polls that show Harris up only 5 in MN.
We don't believe those.

But the DU believe the polls that show Harris within 5 in FL and TX.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 09, 2024 03:51 PM (46pnR)

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Most of 538's instances of Kamala winning everything include her winning FL.

They have to have faith that FL is within reach. If not, then there's need to look at how Democrats are already massively underperforming in NC.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 03:52 PM (GBKbO)

432 am so fucking glad I live in Florida.

==

Except in Little Haiti in Miami right?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 09, 2024 03:53 PM (B1dzx)

433
I don't understand the meme. Is Trump rescuing the cat and duck? Or what?

Posted by: Emmie at September 09, 2024 03:49 PM

Twitter/X search "Trump cats"...

https://is.gd/KZ9hs6

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 09, 2024 03:53 PM (RKVpM)

434 CM ducks!?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid exudes Happy Happy Joy Joy at September 09, 2024 03:53 PM (hirWM)

435 Last week we had Venezuelan Gangs taking over apartment complexes and now we have Hatians taking over entire towns with the aid of the Government.
At this rate, I'm scared to imagine what could be next.
Posted by: Surfperch

Native born daughters will be recruited to be Comfort Women for the vastly male Newcomers.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 09, 2024 03:53 PM (/lPRQ)

436 Biden-Harris aren't dumping the teeming myriads of the third world into Martha's Vinyard or into Anderson Cooper's neighborhood.

+++++

I think Chapelle lives just outside of Springfield.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 09, 2024 03:53 PM (7fVdQ)

437 382 340 I have a friend who has a sign on his shop wall that says "We don't call the police. I'm armed and know a guy with a backhoe."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Neighbor down the road had a sign on his gate: We don't call 911. It had a picture of an AR and a shovel underneath. He's not a real friendly type of guy.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at September 09, 2024 03:32 PM

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Sock Monkey's neighbor needs to call Sponge's friend and upgrade his excavation.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 09, 2024 03:38 PM (wzAuc)

Simpler to just get some pigs...

Posted by: Inogame at September 09, 2024 03:54 PM (53oGX)

438 L I B!!!

M R ducks!

C M wangs?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 09, 2024 03:54 PM (m+Iyu)

439 What did Springfield do to piss off Biden/Obama?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 09, 2024 03:55 PM (+H2BX)

440 Yes, since the migrants are eating ducks and pets Trump is running away with them and there seems to be some added bit here -at least from ASHQ morons- about "grabbing pussy" which is pretty funny.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2024 03:52 PM (dTTBf)

I think, if it were necessary, I would tolerate a pussy grab if it would save me from Haitians.

Posted by: Emmie at September 09, 2024 03:55 PM (ZNSbE)

441 Aren’t these Haitians immigrants given all the free food they could possibly eat. Why are they killing cats and geese? Savages .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 09, 2024 03:55 PM (B1dzx)

442 Um... Ra P ists? not racists?

Shhh. He's rolling.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at September 09, 2024 03:55 PM (zdLoL)

443 Canadian geese that far south

Southern California has them.
Once from an Amtrak saw flying Vs in formation through passes. Awesome.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 09, 2024 03:55 PM (ZWUXj)

444 I'm pretty sure I voted no when asked about importing Haitians.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 09, 2024 03:56 PM (Z8Yh2)

445
Twitter/X search "Trump Duck":

https://is.gd/qNWUQ6

/ some peeps are having a lot of fun with this

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 09, 2024 03:56 PM (RKVpM)

446 L I B!!!

M R ducks!

C M wangs?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 09, 2024 03:54 PM (m+Iyu)

NO- you clearly never took the midwest high school final exam:

MR DUCKS

MR NOT DUCKS

OSAR, CMEDBD WINGS?

LIB, MR DUCKS!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 09, 2024 03:57 PM (N1DT3)

447 I hope they kill John Wick's dog.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 09, 2024 03:57 PM (zRKQy)

448 From X
Residents of Springfield Ohio who are under the Haitian Illegal invasion have more reasons to be outraged today. Full credit to
@shelwelker
who sent me a link that started me down this path. As it turns out, the Mayor of Springfield was given no warning of the illegals being sent to stay with him. No time to prepare, no time to do anything.

But as it turns out, select businesses were warned and out of Town LLC's bought up property, hiked up rents and threw out existing tenants because they had previous knowledge of the Haitians being sent to Springfield. The Mayor has launched an investigation into these businesses and out of town LLC's. This is corruption at highest levels.

However, the big story of the day is that two of these LLC's have direct links to Kamala Harris campaign and are campaign donors of the border czar. One of the LLC's has links to Tony West, Kamala Harris's brother-in-law who has fleeced billions of dollars from taxpayers. But the MSM will not report this story, they will bury it. Kamala Harris is making money off the Haitian Invasion. Now you know why she is in those videos promoting them so much.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 09, 2024 03:57 PM (MpVUb)

449 They are just eating the park ducks Americans won't eat.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 09, 2024 03:57 PM (Z8Yh2)

450 Simpler to just get some pigs...

MAW! THE HOGS ATE THE BABY!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 09, 2024 03:57 PM (ZWUXj)

451 Back in the70's I had a friend in SE Ohio who hung out with some of the hippies there who had gone back to the land as they say. One family had a herd of goats and would sell one or two a year, mostly to other newcomers.

The goat herders got a call from a foreigner and agreed to sell a goat to him the next day. So this Muslim family shows up and buys the goat. Guy grabs the goat and ties it up and throws it in the trunk of his car. Hippie Farmer is getting upset but the Muslim just starts shouting at him and then leaves.

They take is down the drive and park across the road, drag the goat out of the car and slit it throat, drain the blood into a bowl and give it to one of the kids to drink while pouring some of it over his head.

Posted by: pawn at September 09, 2024 03:58 PM (QB+5g)

452 Doesn’t matter if you don’t like Canada geese - to allow this is to invite anarchy. They are twisting off birds’ heads at the park like animals - this is uncivilized behavior and essentially signals: you can break laws and norms if it’s something/someone I don’t like.

As already seen - it doesn’t end with geese, it’s open season on all animals.

Where is all that talk about ecosystems that can be destroyed is just one species is wiped out we typically get from the animal activists?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2024 03:58 PM (Hkcdp)

453 Here's the link
https://tinyurl.com/mr4yf544

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 09, 2024 03:58 PM (MpVUb)

454 This thread is probably about to die, so I might as well post here... I listened to Rogan's conversation with Bret Weinstein.

Bret is organizing an event on the mall, for the 29th, I think. It's the whole "let's come together and take the country back" although that's not what they calling it.

A lot of lifelong Democrats ARE willing to acknowledge the party they belonged to no longer exists.

Enough with this open border bullshit. Enough. It's time to stop this. Welcome whatever allies you can, because this has to be done. Now.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 09, 2024 03:59 PM (dGCAG)

455 439 What did Springfield do to piss off Biden/Obama?
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 09, 2024 03:55 PM (+H2BX)

Chicago Jesus is taking orders on this one. The stench of Soros funded NGAs is all over it.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 09, 2024 03:59 PM (pIfcn)

456 Cats went missing in Philly through the 80's.

White ducks and box turtles have been routinely taken from ponds, lakes in around Philly the last 10 - 15 years.

Of late, geese are hanging off shore in the Delaware River vs. begging in parks when people are nearby. Their numbers have decreased quite a bit but there are so many "new Americans" it's impossible to know who is tracking & eating what around the Region. However, climate change is apparently to blame on fewer of geese. (And then I'm grateful for climate change.)

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 09, 2024 03:59 PM (NFX2v)

457 Nood Parenting

Posted by: Inogame at September 09, 2024 04:00 PM (53oGX)

458 FWIW, Hawaii is overrun with feral cats, chickens, and goats. Maybe they could use a few Haitian immigrants.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 09, 2024 04:00 PM (VGRuw)

459 I am so fucking glad I live in Florida. ---Posted by: JTSmith

Jesus Fucking Christ Almighty.
The most Moronic thing you will read all day.
Please PLEASE make this Comment of The Week. It's PERFECT.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at September 09, 2024 04:00 PM (zdLoL)

460 They are just eating the park ducks Americans won't eat.
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 09, 2024 03:57 PM (Z8Yh2)

I'm sure it was asked somewhere upthread, but has anyone checked to see if any local kids have gone missing?

Posted by: BurtTC at September 09, 2024 04:00 PM (dGCAG)

461 There's a Trump Duck AFLAC parody campaign ad in here somewhere.

Posted by: ShainS -- Join Bush/Cheney in War Criminals For Kommie-la! at September 09, 2024 04:00 PM (r9sPH)

462 The state, which sponsors a vast welfare program, is bringing the Haitians to Ohio. Anarchy would be an improvement.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 09, 2024 04:01 PM (7fVdQ)

463 So this Muslim family shows up and buys the goat. Guy grabs the goat and ties it up and throws it in the trunk of his car. Hippie Farmer is getting upset but the Muslim just starts shouting at him and then leaves.

They take is down the drive and park across the road, drag the goat out of the car and slit it throat, drain the blood into a bowl and give it to one of the kids to drink while pouring some of it over his head.

Posted by: pawn

Goats/Cabrito tends to lose when Mexicans are around also.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 09, 2024 04:01 PM (A7Jfs)

464 Posted by: Emmie at September 09, 2024 03:55 PM (ZNSbE)

My pussy (cat)isn't out long enough (I think) for anyone to grab him. and he doesn't leave the house area, but your comment is understandable.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2024 04:02 PM (dTTBf)

465
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at September 09, 2024 04:00 PM

Perhaps you could stop being such a blasphemous piece of shit. Sending email to CBD to hopefully get you banned.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 09, 2024 04:05 PM (RKVpM)

466 Bodycam footage of OH police arresting a woman who had killed a cat. Witnesses say, on video, she was eating it.
http://tiny.cc/1selzz
Posted by: bonhomme

If that was MegaRoy, there'd be a murder of a Hatian illegal right there.

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 09, 2024 04:05 PM (MsrgL)

467 There is not a single copy in my entire state library system. It's as though the book has been canceled.
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Try finding a copy of The Road to Harpers Ferry' by Furnace. Published in 1959. Amazing read.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 09, 2024 04:06 PM (W3T6M)

468
Email sent.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 09, 2024 04:14 PM (RKVpM)

469 >>Are the savages not getting free government food to eat??

In Denver, there was a protest from illegals complaining about the food in the shelters and they demanded food that they like from the country of their origin. Easy fix, one way plane ticket back home.

Posted by: Cheri at September 09, 2024 04:17 PM (oiNtH)

470 >>>
One thought on ending this...if the new "business owners" were found one morning floating face down in the pond where ducks and geese used to swim.
Posted by: Diogenes
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Serious problems require serious fixing. Something must be done to get the PTB's attention. As long as they remain comfortable we will remain uncomfortable.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 09, 2024 04:21 PM (X/njp)

471 Same as they've been doing in Great Britain and France for at least a decade. Tell me there's no one world government when all the progressive/regressive governments seek to enact the same policies on the same demographic group; I'll laugh at your gullibility.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at September 09, 2024 04:23 PM (3TH2o)

472 The Haitians are eating the geese in the parks?
I might be able to find room for a few of them here after all.

Posted by: Max Entropy at September 09, 2024 04:45 PM (oxDA9)

473 Americans are so stupid and spoiled its actually comical.

This is how the 3rd world acts. They don't CARE about 'local laws and customs'. They only care about themselves and surviving. Most of these Haitians can't read or write even their own language, never mind English.

In the life of 3rd world peasants, if you don't catch your own food, you don't HAVE food.

It's actually ludicrous that they think these illiterate peasants were going to do anything else when they got here.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at September 09, 2024 04:55 PM (AjL/0)

474 Send them all to Martha's Vineyard and Washington DC. Fuck Joe Biden and Obama and all these Lefturds.

Posted by: TJ Jackson at September 09, 2024 07:38 PM (bXvrr)

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