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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i politici sono tutti bugiardi #30 at September 06, 2024 09:59 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 06, 2024 09:59 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 06, 2024 10:00 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at September 06, 2024 10:00 PM (vCQ/u)
Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2024 10:00 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at September 06, 2024 10:01 PM (KaJ0/)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 06, 2024 10:02 PM (hvsSs)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2024 10:02 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 06, 2024 10:04 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: David French at September 06, 2024 10:05 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: banana Dream at September 06, 2024 10:05 PM (Y6IkP)
Boeing's Space Edsel successfully undocked and backed off from the ISS.
Reentry and landing scheduled to start soon:
https://tinyurl.com/25rxfbmk
Landing should happen at a 12:03 AM EDT.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 06, 2024 10:06 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 06, 2024 10:06 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at September 06, 2024 10:07 PM (vCQ/u)
Posted by: Weirddave at September 06, 2024 10:08 PM (JNLDO)
Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 10:08 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 06, 2024 10:09 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
who will "pump! him up!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2024 10:09 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Erebus-
I blamed my out of the medals finish on fat fingers and two puppies chewing on my boots.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at September 06, 2024 10:09 PM (vCQ/u)
You already know the two step on this: feminists say it didn’t happen and then when confronted with CNN saying it did, they switch to “it’s empowering”.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 06, 2024 10:10 PM (AvTXt)
Posted by: fd at September 06, 2024 10:10 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 06, 2024 10:10 PM (S8cdb)
Posted by: SMOD at September 06, 2024 10:11 PM (GITLP)
Posted by: tankdemon at September 06, 2024 10:11 PM (Ux/18)
Posted by: GWB at September 06, 2024 10:11 PM (CrXxA)
Biden is one morally twisted, perverse POS. He's going to disappear from the publics eye very soon.
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"Very soon"? He's already vanished.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2024 10:11 PM (1Nxff)
Because all the Morons and 'Ettes I've met in meatspace are terrific gals and guys. They're just like me!
If they were asshoes, I'd notice, amirite? Unless I am an asshoe too. Hmmmmm. . .
Wait a minute. My head hurts, I need to ponder this some more.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2024 10:12 PM (WXNFJ)
On Apollo they had 3 large parachutes, and had ocean re-entry. They could hit pretty hard, but they didn't ever need thrusters to effect a safe landing.
Posted by: The Hell With Scope or Cepacol It's Fucking Ten High All The Way at September 06, 2024 10:12 PM (cy5Cg)
Posted by: Biggest Alfredo at September 06, 2024 10:12 PM (8cPKb)
Wasn't that explosion video from the storage elevator on the Beirut, Lebanon waterfront that went KABLOOIE!!! a few years back?
It sure looked like it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 06, 2024 10:12 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 06, 2024 10:12 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 06, 2024 10:12 PM (Aogz+)
Posted by: 18-1
Who is all for going easy on criminals while stripping the innocent of their rights or tossing them in jail?
That's ok?
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 06, 2024 10:13 PM (hvsSs)
You might call it “gilding the lilly.” I like to refer to it as “putting the metal to the petal.”
Posted by: tankdemon at September 06, 2024 10:13 PM (Ux/18)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 06, 2024 10:06 PM (oZhjI)
It's pretty funny that these "conservatives" think they'll just walk back into power once Trump's term ends. Delusional.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 06, 2024 10:13 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 06, 2024 10:13 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 10:13 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Joe Biden, Gentle and Loving at September 06, 2024 10:13 PM (S8cdb)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 06, 2024 10:09 PM (oZhjI)
This has happened to me a number of times over the past couple of years. I have no idea what causes it.
Posted by: Gref at September 06, 2024 10:14 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2024 10:14 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Erebus-
I blamed my out of the medals finish on fat fingers and two puppies chewing on my boots.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at September 06, 2024 10:09 PM (vCQ/u)
Pfft. I read the content.
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.
.
What do you mean this isn't a contest as to why you're not first?
Posted by: GWB at September 06, 2024 10:14 PM (CrXxA)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 06, 2024 10:14 PM (Ydd86)
Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at September 06, 2024 10:14 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at September 06, 2024 10:14 PM (vCQ/u)
In the "bark at your dog" video... chihuahuas are frickin terrifying
Do not understand why ppl own them
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 06, 2024 10:14 PM (Ydd86)
What goes up, must come down, even late and without a crew. Follow the deorbit and the landing of Boeing's Starliner Calypso. Landing in NM September 7, 12:03 a.m._SpaceAffairs (is Sunni coming back with an extra package?)
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It was supposed to be this evening. Wonder if they have undocked the little wart yet? Wait! Rooters says that it is undocked. ... "as Starliner autonomously departed the laboratory at 6:04 p.m. ET (2204 GMT) for a 6 hour journey toward Earth."
Reading on Reuters says it's coming back at 11:17PM (0317 GMT Saturday) followed by parachute assisted touchdown at White Sands Space Harbor, New Mexico.
..."bringing total cost overruns on the Starliner program just above $1.6 BILLION since 2016." Hey, a guy's gotta eat.
Oh, today Boeing has been shorted 13.56 (M).
Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2024 10:15 PM (ble/H)
It sure looked like it.
I think so. I'd like to know the velocity of the explosion's shock wave. It looked really fast. I don't imagine the videographer made it.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 06, 2024 10:15 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 10:08 PM (v6JzV)
Yeah. Sorta makes some of us feel left out.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 06, 2024 10:15 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 06, 2024 10:15 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 06, 2024 10:16 PM (VNX3d)
HOORAY for Friday OverNight
Hooray for WeirdDave memes
All is right now with the world
For the moment, so it semes.
Posted by: mindful webworker - as advertised on teevee at September 06, 2024 10:16 PM (rn/DW)
Posted by: Weirddave at September 06, 2024 10:08 PM (JNLDO)
AH, ok I get it now. Thank you for tonight's ONT WD.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 06, 2024 10:16 PM (Y6IkP)
Biden is one morally twisted, perverse POS. He's going to disappear from the publics eye very soon.
________
"Very soon"? He's already vanished.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2024 10:11 PM (1Nxff)
DOCTOR Jill, too.
Posted by: Gref at September 06, 2024 10:16 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 06, 2024 10:17 PM (CHHv1)
It is worse for the ONTs, which tend to be picture heavy, so I assume it has to do with slow loading.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 06, 2024 10:17 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 06, 2024 10:17 PM (S6gqv)
bro i remember the first time i went to the dentist they had me strapped down i was creaming for my life
and you had left your jerk sock at home, right?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 06, 2024 10:17 PM (xG4kz)
Wasn't that explosion video from the storage elevator on the Beirut, Lebanon waterfront that went KABLOOIE!!! a few years back?
It sure looked like it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
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Think of all the starving trees in Lebanon.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2024 10:18 PM (ble/H)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 06, 2024 10:18 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: SMOD at September 06, 2024 10:11 PM (GITLP)
Has anyone ever had "long Covid" without having had the clot shot, I wonder?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2024 10:18 PM (masDJ)
Posted by: Piper at September 06, 2024 10:18 PM (QzINz)
Posted by: Gref at September 06, 2024 10:14 PM (aBgBM)
The embedded vids?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 06, 2024 10:19 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 06, 2024 10:19 PM (kpS4V)
Bad News: If StarLiner makes it back safely, all those overcrowded astronauts are going to be bummed.
Good News: They won't be bummed.
Posted by: Tom Perry at September 06, 2024 10:19 PM (MX0bI)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2024 10:20 PM (jdHxK)
Posted by: Gref at September 06, 2024 10:14 PM (aBgBM)
Usually it is the slow loading of an image or link.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2024 10:20 PM (masDJ)
Posted by: Gref at September 06, 2024 10:14 PM (aBgBM)
The embedded vids?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 06, 2024 10:19 PM (0eaVi)
It's happened on my pc on threads other than ONTs.
Posted by: Gref at September 06, 2024 10:21 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Stickler for De-tail at September 06, 2024 10:21 PM (CV8a5)
MORE MILEI
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2024 10:21 PM (jdHxK)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 06, 2024 10:21 PM (mH6SG)
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There's a hippy coffee shop in town with a sign, "We're happy you exist!" So I guess I didn't disappoint them.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 06, 2024 10:21 PM (L/fGl)
They'll have to share a bunk. Hopefully the M/F ratio is 1/1.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 06, 2024 10:21 PM (xCA6C)
Landing - White Sands Missile Range, NM - Space Affairs Live
The Boeing Starliner "Calypso" spacecraft will land uncrewed under parachutes in White Sands Missile Range, New Mexico,
The landing is scheduled for September 6, 10:03 p.m. MST - September 7, 12:03 a.m. EDT, 0403 UTC, 06:03 CEST.
https://www.youtube.com/live/O55tEycZjiE
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i politici sono tutti bugiardi #31 at September 06, 2024 10:22 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Gref at September
Bob from NSA getting lost in the content and having to catch up with the posts he is supposed to monitor.
Posted by: Piper at September 06, 2024 10:22 PM (QzINz)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 06, 2024 10:15 PM (xCA6C)
Mach 1.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2024 10:22 PM (masDJ)
Inequality? Anything done routinely by men becomes super exceptional and heroic when done by women.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2024 10:22 PM (1Nxff)
It bounces higher in the comment thread whenever I tap on the last comment number to refresh. Seems the more pics and such embedded, the worse it is.
Slightly irritating.
Posted by: TeeJ at September 06, 2024 10:23 PM (IetnX)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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One may debate whether the Starliner "works" or not. The Pacer, for all it's failings, did work.
Starliner site goes live in 21 minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/live/O55tEycZjiE
Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2024 10:23 PM (ble/H)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 06, 2024 10:23 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Don Black at September 06, 2024 10:24 PM (/7KEl)
Space Edsel reentry ground track:
https://tinyurl.com/2ayc26s9
It comes in from the Pacific then goes NW to the LZ in New Mexico. It passes over Baja and Mexico about the only land. Very little over the US until it gets there to NM.
Somebody in El Paso might see it low on the horizon.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 06, 2024 10:24 PM (w6EFb)
Inequality? Anything done routinely by men becomes super exceptional and heroic when done by women.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2024 10:22 PM (1Nxff)
Except actually being women, then men do it best.
Posted by: Piper at September 06, 2024 10:24 PM (QzINz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 06, 2024 10:24 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2024 10:25 PM (masDJ)
Posted by: Gref at September 06, 2024 10:21 PM (aBgBM)
Happens every time on Cafe threads when I peruse them, same as ONT.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 06, 2024 10:26 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Erebus-
I blamed my out of the medals finish on fat fingers and two puppies chewing on my boots.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at September 06, 2024 10:09 PM (vCQ/u)
Pfft. I read the content.
.
.
.
What do you mean this isn't a contest as to why you're not first?
Posted by: OK?
Had to reboot my modem.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 06, 2024 10:26 PM (hvsSs)
Posted by: Piper
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You obviously haven't heard that Dr. Seuss was confirmed to be a covert racist a few years ago.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2024 10:27 PM (jdHxK)
Inequality? Anything done routinely by men becomes super exceptional and heroic when done by women.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2024 10:22 PM (1Nxff)
That was one of the things that turned me off feminism early on- the emphasis on "First Woman Ever". So?
Can you patronize us a bit more?
Posted by: sal at September 06, 2024 10:27 PM (bx3Km)
Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 10:08 PM (v6JzV)
He's seen us turn our heads each day so satisfied...
Posted by: tankdemon at September 06, 2024 10:27 PM (Ux/18)
Is there a medium COVID?
Posted by: Notorious BFD
Dims of the 90s would have insisted that COVID should have been "safe, legal, and rare."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 06, 2024 10:27 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Cicero
Got my Rigid 18v drill/driver handy. Who should I start with first? How bouts McConnell?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at September 06, 2024 10:27 PM (vCQ/u)
Posted by: The Hell With Scope or Cepacol It's Fucking Ten High All The Way at September 06, 2024 10:27 PM (cy5Cg)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 06, 2024 10:28 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
Come sit by me. I went to the store on the way home.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2024 10:29 PM (lEaEN)
Tapped on my 77 and it only ended up at 72. Expected mid to low 60's.
Posted by: TeeJ at September 06, 2024 10:29 PM (IetnX)
Can you patronize us a bit more?
Posted by: sal at September 06, 2024 10:27 PM (bx3Km)
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There's a lot of that on LinkedIn. OMG! First hurricane hunter flight with an all-woman crew!
Number of hurricane hunter flights lost since 1947: one.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2024 10:30 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Erebus-
I blamed my out of the medals finish on fat fingers and two puppies chewing on my boots.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at September 06, 2024 10:09 PM (vCQ/u)
Pfft. I read the content.
.
.
.
What do you mean this isn't a contest as to why you're not first?
Posted by: OK?
Had to reboot my modem.
Posted by: Erebus
My wife was yelling at me.....
....to close the door.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at September 06, 2024 10:30 PM (vCQ/u)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 06, 2024 10:12 PM (CHHv1)
Awww, shucks. Now I'm blushing.
A demon blushing is not a pretty sight.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 06, 2024 10:30 PM (Ux/18)
I wonder how that penguin pronounces hubris, I bet he pronounces it the funny way.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Al Sharpton once pronounced it HOO BREEZE
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 06, 2024 10:30 PM (63Dwl)
Somebody in El Paso might see it low on the horizon.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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Could they have planned the track of least US viability?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2024 10:30 PM (ble/H)
I was suddenly reminded of the Turbo Encabulator.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2024 10:30 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 06, 2024 10:31 PM (kNkY2)
Posted by: sal at September 06, 2024 10:31 PM (bx3Km)
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I think you're in over your head... so to speak.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 06, 2024 10:31 PM (Q4IgG)
May all your efforts have been beneficial to you, and have caused the leftwits grief.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at September 06, 2024 10:31 PM (hKoQL)
How are the critters? Thank you for the jam. It's damn good. I hope y'all are well. West Seattle is the home of the twat shot in the West Bank. There's already a gathering happening. Jeebus.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2024 10:32 PM (lEaEN)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2024 10:33 PM (jdHxK)
A demon blushing is not a pretty sight.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 06, 2024 10:30 PM (Ux/1
You’re blushing, I’m flushing. Talk about not a pretty sight.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 06, 2024 10:33 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at September 06, 2024 10:33 PM (lg881)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 06, 2024 10:31 PM (kNkY2)
Every few decades, an ice floe bearing a flock of penguins gets rafted up over the Equator by favorable winds.
The polar bears call this "hors d'oeuvres".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2024 10:34 PM (masDJ)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 06, 2024 10:17 PM
There's never enough Friday.
That's just the facts.
Posted by: Jack Webb at September 06, 2024 10:34 PM (Ux/18)
Haven't read the comments but assume someone pointed out there are no penguins in the North Atlantic.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
They all returned to Antarctica when Coca-Cola installed their beverage vending machines there and the polar bears swarmed the place. Prior to that, the polar bears were standoffish, even rude, to the flightless ambassadors from the antipodes.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 06, 2024 10:34 PM (xG4kz)
Ask me how I know this.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 06, 2024 10:35 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2024 10:32 PM (lEaEN)
Is a twat shot like a clot shot? Maybe I shouldn't be asking that...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2024 10:36 PM (masDJ)
What was the second highest? Last years Chiefs-Lions game.
Rookie WR Xavier Worthy is the berries, btw.
Posted by: K.C. Wolf (mnw) at September 06, 2024 10:36 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 06, 2024 10:37 PM (CHHv1)
People tuned in to hear the Black National anthem.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 06, 2024 10:37 PM (kNkY2)
Posted by: Three Hour Tour at September 06, 2024 10:37 PM (CV8a5)
Bad News: If StarLiner makes it back safely, all those overcrowded astronauts are going to be bummed.
Good News: They won't be bummed.
Posted by: Tom Perry at September 06, 2024 10:19 PM (MX0bI)
They short staffed the most recent flight, so there is no overcrowding.
There are two astronauts who were bumped from the flight probably pissed off about still being on terra firma, but the ISS is not overcrowded.
Posted by: Jack Webb at September 06, 2024 10:38 PM (Ux/18)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2024 10:38 PM (masDJ)
Posted by: Piper at September 06, 2024 10:24 PM (QzINz)
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Step aside girlie.
Posted by: Adm. Rachel "Richard" Levine at September 06, 2024 10:38 PM (jdHxK)
West Seattle is the home of the twat shot in the West Bank. There's already a gathering happening.
I am reminded of the line,
"And that's the shot
That hit the twat,"
Said Barnacle Bill the sailor.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 06, 2024 10:39 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Three Hour Tour at September 06, 2024 10:37 PM (CV8a5)
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Boeing is already trying to nick her for extra carry-on luggage.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2024 10:39 PM (jdHxK)
Can you patronize us a bit more?
Posted by: sal at September
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It is cool that the two women aboard will set record for highest altitude above earth and highest civilian women above earth.
I believe one is going to space walk which will be another female record; civilian and government. Musk is a very meritocratic dude. Those girls got the job one way, they earned it by merit.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2024 10:40 PM (ble/H)
Ever seen the "polar bear steals salmon" vid on utube?
Every warmest that ever freaked over a poor polar bear stranded on an ice flow should have to watch it.
They laugh at Mark Spitz' gold medals.
Posted by: TeeJ at September 06, 2024 10:41 PM (IetnX)
Ask me how I know this.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
Three moslems live here. And they came here as refugees.
Posted by: Infidel Slave at September 06, 2024 10:41 PM (CV8a5)
Those girls got the job one way, they earned it by merit.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2024 10:40 PM (ble/H)
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And good for them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2024 10:41 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 06, 2024 10:35 PM (CHHv1)
Being a butt again, is he?
Posted by: sal at September 06, 2024 10:41 PM (bx3Km)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2024 10:39 PM (jdHxK)
If she becomes pregnant while UP in space, would that be called being knocked DOWN?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2024 10:41 PM (masDJ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 06, 2024 10:41 PM (kNkY2)
Somebody in El Paso might see it low on the horizon.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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Could they have planned the track of least US viability?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2024 10:30 PM (ble/H)
The track is planned to reduce risk to people on the ground, by going over low population density areas. As result not many people are able to see it.
Posted by: Gref at September 06, 2024 10:42 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 06, 2024 10:31 PM (kNkY2)
That's what they want you to believe.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 06, 2024 10:42 PM (Ux/18)
Just look at komotv website. Local girl. Went to the west bank to protest. Got shot.
Duh.
Now she's a martyr. I'm in a shouting match with people who have said "I hope you don't live here. We don't need people like you." I said, "you seem nice. I'm your neighbor."
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2024 10:43 PM (lEaEN)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 06, 2024 10:43 PM (CHHv1)
Bimbo: I have to ask since Trump is questioning Kamala's race due you believe she is black?
Vance: I believe she is whatever she says she is. But that is not what this is about. This is about Kamala being a chameleon. She was against fracking now for it. Why? ...
And Vance is just humbling these interview bimbos. He isn't Peterson but...he's close.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 06, 2024 10:43 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: tankdemon at September 06, 2024 10:44 PM (Ux/18)
I believe one is going to space walk which will be another female record; civilian and government. Musk is a very meritocratic dude. Those girls got the job one way, they earned it by merit.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2024 10:40 PM (ble/H)
All other BS aside, women would be a good choice for astronauts. They tend to be less massive than men, which means less $$$ to boost them into space. As long as they have the smarts to do the job, more power to them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2024 10:44 PM (masDJ)
Posted by: tankdemon at September 06, 2024 10:44 PM (Ux/1
No induction. She is resting at home.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2024 10:45 PM (masDJ)
Kama Kameleon..l
Posted by: Boy George at September 06, 2024 10:45 PM (jdHxK)
The track is planned to reduce risk to people on the ground, by going over low population density areas. As result not many people are able to see it.
Posted by: Gref
The last thing that BOING! needs is a protracted breakup and flame out such as what occurred quite visibly with the shuttle Columbia in the skies of the southern U.S.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 06, 2024 10:45 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: The Hell With Scope or Cepacol It's Fucking Ten High All The Way at September 06, 2024 10:27 PM (cy5Cg)
I though such a discussion is VERBOTEN here, because maths. CBD must have gone to bed before it started.
Posted by: Gref at September 06, 2024 10:46 PM (aBgBM)
The game was delayed 20 minutes because of lightning.
I didn't see either anthem played during the TV broadcast. I think they must've cut away to some sort of rain delay filler.
The Chiefs' 53-man roster is 28% caucasian, btw.
Posted by: K.C. Wolf (mnw) at September 06, 2024 10:46 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Three Hour Tour at September 06, 2024 10:37 PM (CV8a5)
If.
Posted by: Sparta at September 06, 2024 10:46 PM (Ux/18)
All other BS aside, women would be a good choice for astronauts. They tend to be less massive than men,
________
Can't wait for the Lizzo-Tank Abrams mission.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2024 10:46 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at September 06, 2024 10:33 PM (lg881)
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hilarious!!
https://youtu.be/gn0J-2ouf90
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i politici sono tutti bugiardi #32 at September 06, 2024 10:46 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Three Hour Tour at September 06, 2024 10:37 PM (CV8a5)
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Boeing is already trying to nick her for extra carry-on luggage.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
I bet she wishes she'd cut it shorter before launch. Haircuts up there would be messy.
I do wonder if Boeing's StarMinnow will land in one piece, or come to a stop about 200 yards below the surface.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 06, 2024 10:47 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I speculate that women going up have special pills and orders.
I would be very human for Suni to come back with an extra package.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2024 10:47 PM (ble/H)
Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2024 10:48 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Sam Slag at September 06, 2024 10:48 PM (CV8a5)
The "highest woman" mission, Polaris Dawn is scheduled for early Monday morning, Sept 9.
They've been having to keep pushing it back due to reentry weather forecasts (plus a helium leak and some other minor problems).
Anyway, this will be the first private/commercial spacewalk ever done.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 06, 2024 10:48 PM (w6EFb)
youtu.be/_7lQgOHg6nc
Posted by: gKWVE at September 06, 2024 10:49 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2024 10:45 PM (masDJ)
Thanks for the update.
Posted by: Sparta at September 06, 2024 10:49 PM (Ux/18)
I do wonder if Boeing's StarMinnow will land in one piece, or come to a stop about 200 yards below the surface.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 06, 2024 10:47 PM (VNX3d)
Meh, gather it up into braids; chop the braids off. Might be a lousy haircut, but it gets the job done. Then she can treat herself to a nice salon cut once her ass (and feet) are back on Terra Firma.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2024 10:50 PM (masDJ)
Posted by: tankdemon at September 06, 2024 10:50 PM (Ux/18)
Space Edsel show has started.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 06, 2024 10:51 PM (w6EFb)
I would be very human for Suni to come back with an extra package.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2024 10:47 PM (ble/H)
She is a fit looking attractive woman. And not a shrinking violet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2024 10:52 PM (masDJ)
By Monday need to be gone before 5am, different Delaware job, at least in daytime.
Have a good night 2everyone
Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2024 10:52 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2024 10:53 PM (masDJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2024 10:53 PM (ble/H)
Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2024 10:48 PM (fwDg9)
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Just keep clear of the airlock.
Posted by: The Xenomorph at September 06, 2024 10:53 PM (jdHxK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Hope she did it before sealing up the StarMinnow, and put it inside. Is the capsule survives, her family could sell it as souvenirs.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 06, 2024 10:53 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2024 10:46 PM (1Nxff)
If we were building a space launch trebuchet, we'd need a counter weight. Hypothetically, of course. There's certainly no such thing under construction. That would be silly.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 06, 2024 10:54 PM (pIfcn)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
After she learns to walk again.
Posted by: Hair! Bed! Peace! at September 06, 2024 10:54 PM (CV8a5)
It was the largest non-nuclear explosion in the history of mankind.
It was actually on the scale of ~2 kiloton nuke (for reference the 2 WW2 bombs dropped on Japan were ~15 and ~21 kilotons).
Posted by: DudeAbiding at September 06, 2024 10:54 PM (lCHt6)
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So she's a space hooker?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2024 10:55 PM (jdHxK)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2024 10:55 PM (ble/H)
Astronaut Karen Nyberg demonstrates washing her long hair on the ISS:
https://tinyurl.com/laeptkp
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 06, 2024 10:56 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 06, 2024 10:16 PM (VNX3d)
It is the Fiat Alliance with a stock turbo charger.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2024 10:57 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2024 10:55 PM (ble/H)
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Nobody had to get out and push?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2024 10:57 PM (+o2mc)
Posted by: The View at September 06, 2024 10:57 PM (mH6SG)
Wasn't that explosion video from the storage elevator on the Beirut, Lebanon waterfront that went KABLOOIE!!! a few years back?
It sure looked like it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 06, 2024 10:12 PM (xG4kz)
>>> 47
==
I think so. I'd like to know the velocity of the explosion's shock wave. It looked really fast. I don't imagine the videographer made it.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 06, 2024 10:15 PM (xCA6C)
>>> 75
==
Mach 1.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2024 10:22 PM (masDJ)
:eep:
Happy Friday...?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 06, 2024 10:57 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2024 10:58 PM (D7oie)
Now watching a couple of snooty nerd schools, Duke/Northwestern.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 06, 2024 10:58 PM (S8cdb)
Posted by: City Gent at September 06, 2024 11:00 PM (Yyihj)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2024 11:00 PM (ble/H)
Posted by: Gref at September 06, 2024 11:00 PM (aBgBM)
ABout 15 minutes 'til the deorbit burn. It's still go.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 06, 2024 11:01 PM (w6EFb)
It was the largest non-nuclear explosion in the history of mankind.
It was actually on the scale of ~2 kiloton nuke (for reference the 2 WW2 bombs dropped on Japan were ~15 and ~21 kilotons).
Posted by: DudeAbiding at September 06, 2024 10:54 PM (lCHt6)
Back in the day, the destruction of Ripple Rock was touted as the largest non-nuclear explosion in history.
https://tinyurl.com/4zx38563
I remember hearing the Kaboom as a child, and seeing it on live TV. The first-ever country-wide live broadcast on CBC Television.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2024 11:02 PM (masDJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2024 11:02 PM (ble/H)
Posted by: The HQ at September 06, 2024 11:02 PM (mH6SG)
https://youtu.be/gn0J-2ouf90
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i politici sono tutti bugiardi #32 at September 06, 2024 10:46 PM (qfLjt)
Ha, I've never heard of that album before. I'm descended (in part) from NYC Jews; I'll have to see if my Dad has.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at September 06, 2024 11:03 PM (lg881)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2024 11:00 PM (ble/H)
Static electricity, I expect.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2024 11:03 PM (masDJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2024 11:00 PM (ble/H)
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I got this.
Posted by: Perseus at September 06, 2024 11:04 PM (+o2mc)
I was having flashbacks to years ago standing outside the motel room in 29 Palms slamming scotch and chain smoking while the family and I waited to be let on the base to see my #1 off for his 1st deployment to Iraq with the Marines.
The hot wind brings it all back.
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 06, 2024 11:05 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2024 11:02 PM (masDJ)
1270 metric tons (2200 lb) of Nitramex 2H, whatever that is.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2024 11:05 PM (masDJ)
youtu.be/_7lQgOHg6nc
Posted by: gKWVE at September 06, 2024 10:49 PM (gKWVE)
I would watch that. Ariel, yowza.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at September 06, 2024 11:05 PM (lg881)
Posted by: Javems at September 06, 2024 11:06 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
I read that has deodorant burn.
Posted by: Tuna at September 06, 2024 11:08 PM (oaGWv)
Astronaut Karen Nyberg demonstrates washing her long hair on the ISS:
https://tinyurl.com/laeptkp
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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I could help her with that.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2024 11:08 PM (ble/H)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at September 06, 2024 11:08 PM (zdLoL)
Can you patronize us a bit more?
Posted by: sal at September 06, 2024 10:27 PM (bx3Km)
This. Fuck off. How 'bout first man to give birth? Never happens. How hard is it to pee in a bottle? Girls don't do it because why would they.
Women do women things, men do men things, and some things everyone can do. Enough already.
BTW, God created only one person who was perfect and sinless. It was a woman. Men? Not so much. Know your worth, ladies. Don't settle for less.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 06, 2024 11:08 PM (sRfrW)
youtu.be/_7lQgOHg6nc
I saw that cartoon again recently and it was terrible.
But in this video Ariel? Yeah...wow
Posted by: 18-1 at September 06, 2024 11:10 PM (oZhjI)
I would have piloted the "starliner" to the ground regardless.
Now we'll see if I would have lived.. soon.
YOLO.
Posted by: Reforger at September 06, 2024 11:14 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at September 06, 2024 11:08 PM (zdLoL)
That's the spirit!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2024 11:14 PM (masDJ)
Yay. My tomatoes will all split tonight!
Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2024 11:14 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 06, 2024 11:08 PM (sRfrW)
Hail Mary, full of Grace
The Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst women
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb
Lord Jesus
Hail Mary, Mother of God
Pray for us sinners
Now and at the moment of our Death.
Amen.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 06, 2024 11:15 PM (y31cs)
Women do women things, men do men things, and some things everyone can do. Enough already.
BTW, God created only one person who was perfect and sinless. It was a woman. Men? Not so much. Know your worth, ladies. Don't settle for less.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief
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All of that is not quite right. There are things men and women cand do equally as well. I didn't know that Jesus was a woman.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2024 11:15 PM (ble/H)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 06, 2024 11:15 PM (y31cs)
2 minutes to deorbit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 06, 2024 11:16 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2024 11:16 PM (ble/H)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2024 11:14 PM (D7oie)
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Seriously, how far could some tomatoes hope to get?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2024 11:17 PM (+o2mc)
Heads should roll and the firings should be brutal and far up the chain.
BOEING needs to clean house. ("But they will leave all the CHI-COMS they hired in place.")
Oh yes indeed.
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 06, 2024 11:17 PM (TDvv2)
BTW, God created only one person who was perfect and sinless. It was a woman. Men? Not so much. Know your worth, ladies. Don't settle for less.
Posted by: tcn in AK
Amen. Stay in Your Lane isn't a bad thing.
Men are men
Women are women
Different doesn't mean inferior. Both are integral to the growth of humanity.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2024 11:17 PM (TXEHw)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 06, 2024 11:17 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2024 11:17 PM (+o2mc)
They all split for the Coast.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2024 11:18 PM (masDJ)
....to close the door.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened
?
We're you naked or something?
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 06, 2024 11:18 PM (hvsSs)
Posted by: Braenyard
Jesus wasn't created; he was begotten. In orthodox Christianity anyway.
Arius and Muhammad thought otherwise.
Posted by: gKWVE at September 06, 2024 11:19 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 06, 2024 11:19 PM (y31cs)
Deorbit burn complete, and they called it good. SM will separate and the Edsel will soon reenter.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 06, 2024 11:19 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2024 11:20 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 06, 2024 11:20 PM (TDvv2)
One in Being with the Father.
Wow. I really did not plan on coming in and quoting prayers this evening.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 06, 2024 11:20 PM (y31cs)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2024 11:20 PM (D7oie)
Is a gullywasher more or less than a frog-strangler?
Seriously, what causes the 'maters to split? Taking on too much fluid from the vine, or some sort of osmosis action from surface moisture?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2024 11:22 PM (masDJ)
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 06, 2024 11:22 PM (TDvv2)
youtu.be/_7lQgOHg6nc
Posted by: gKWVE at September 06, 2024
That’s awesome! Thundarr was one of my favorites way back when.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 06, 2024 11:23 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 06, 2024 11:23 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 06, 2024 11:23 PM (RIvkX)
adoptamammoth/adopt?authuser=0
Adopt a Mammoth. You get to name it. I'm thinking Cletus, or maybe Petunia.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 06, 2024 11:23 PM (sRfrW)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2024 11:15 PM (ble/H)
Jesus was NOT created, he was begotten.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 06, 2024 11:24 PM (sRfrW)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 06, 2024 11:23 PM (sRfrW)
Lizzo. Because big, and decayed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2024 11:25 PM (masDJ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 06, 2024 11:25 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 06, 2024 11:26 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 06, 2024 11:26 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2024 11:15 PM (ble/H)
Jesus was NOT created, he was begotten.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 06, 2024 11:24 PM (sRfrW)
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Piffle.
Posted by: Arius at September 06, 2024 11:26 PM (+o2mc)
I looked up the fancy jewelry store she is in front of and its there in Beirut so I assume the video is real - do brides put on fancy (though covering everything but her face) wedding dresses in Beirut?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 06, 2024 11:27 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 06, 2024 11:27 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 06, 2024 11:27 PM (hvsSs)
Posted by: The HQ at September 06, 2024 11:28 PM (mH6SG)
Amen.
There...that was not so hard.
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 06, 2024 11:28 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Arius at September 06, 2024 11:26 PM (+o2mc)
Honestly, Arius, I have told you once and I have told you twice....
Posted by: Athenasius at September 06, 2024 11:29 PM (sRfrW)
Edsel just passed over Australia and is heading on the North leg. It's falling, and will "interface" the atmosphere in about 12 minutes or so.
That's when it will start lighting up.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 06, 2024 11:29 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief
The wife, I and another couple went to a drive up fireworks display one time long ago. We all watched from our cars which were parked as if in a drive in theater. Cars parked side by side and front to back. Part way through we all had to pee. All we had was an old soda bottle. I not sure the guys did any better than the gals. We kind of made a mess in the minivan. Alcohol was involved.
Posted by: Javems at September 06, 2024 11:29 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2024 11:22 PM (masDJ)
Once the tomatoes get ripe the skin gets inelastic, I think. The additional water causes them to swell and that splits the skins. I prefer to pick them and then water the rows to try to avoid that. They split when they get extra water.
Some heirloom tomatoes split a bit just because, the Cherokee Purples for example, and the newer hubrids are resistant. I am growing Cherokee purples and a lot of cherry tomatoes that I thought I had saved from some open pollinated tomatoes that would breed true.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2024 11:29 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 06, 2024 11:29 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Arius at September 06, 2024 11:26 PM (+o2mc)
*golfclap*
Well played. The more you learn about early Church/Christian history the more you realize that people are EXACTLY the same as they were 2000 years ago.
We're all idiots.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 06, 2024 11:29 PM (y31cs)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 06, 2024 11:27 PM (oZhjI)
Well, there are Christians, and Druze in Lebanon. It's not all mooselimbs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2024 11:31 PM (masDJ)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 06, 2024 11:26 PM (VNX3d)
To whom are you referring?
Posted by: Dr. Bunsen N. Honeydew, (Ph.D, Carnegie Mellonhead University) at September 06, 2024 11:31 PM (PiwSw)
The Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst women
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb
Lord Jesus
Hail Mary, Mother of God
Pray for us sinners
Now and at the moment of our Death.
Amen.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Never did finish that prayer.
Posted by: Fredo at September 06, 2024 11:31 PM (S8cdb)
Nate Silver is full of zh*t.
Nate Silver was full of zh*t.
Nate Silver has always been full of zh*t.
His secret sauce models are worthless, even though he claims they predict a Trump win at the moment. They're much more useless than actual polls, imo.
Posted by: mnw at September 06, 2024 11:31 PM (NLIak)
We're all idiots.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 06, 2024 11:29 PM (y31cs)
Reading the Church Fathers is an enlightenment, for sure. Now read some Suetonius. Makes human nature clear as a bell.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 06, 2024 11:32 PM (sRfrW)
I'm returning to my backyard desert and will be living my best Lawrence of Arabia...
Night Horde
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 06, 2024 11:33 PM (TDvv2)
Are they going to publish cabin stats?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2024 11:33 PM (ble/H)
Posted by: scampydog at September 06, 2024 11:33 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i politici sono sempre tutti bugiardi #01 at September 06, 2024 11:34 PM (qfLjt)
Some heirloom tomatoes split a bit just because, the Cherokee Purples for example, and the newer hubrids are resistant. I am growing Cherokee purples and a lot of cherry tomatoes that I thought I had saved from some open pollinated tomatoes that would breed true.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2024 11:29 PM (D7oie)
Thanks for the explanation! I expect splitting is a mechanism for releasing the seeds, which is why the plant bears fruit, after all. What's optimal for the survival of the plant in the wild is not necessarily optimal for those who cultivate the plant for its fruit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2024 11:34 PM (masDJ)
Even Less Marx
Zero Marx
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah
Skid Marx are ok, though.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 06, 2024 11:29 PM (VNX3d)
*pulls out cup of coffee from pants pocket and offers it*
Posted by: Zombie Harpo Marx at September 06, 2024 11:34 PM (Aqu9a)
One of my dear friends way back when was a Lebanese Christian. I sometimes wonder where he might be now. Prayers up for you, C.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 06, 2024 11:35 PM (mH6SG)
https://mol.im/a/13822789
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i politici sono sempre tutti bugiardi #02 at September 06, 2024 11:35 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: PabloD at September 06, 2024 11:36 PM (uquoQ)
https://mol.im/a/13823457
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i politici sono sempre tutti bugiardi #03 at September 06, 2024 11:36 PM (qfLjt)
The video in question: https://youtu.be/_L7SlqDtRnc
Posted by: 18-1 at September 06, 2024 11:38 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Eeyore at September 06, 2024 11:38 PM (1bNHn)
the apple chunks were not a success, they shrank. The next batch I am going to try cutting them up and simmering them for a little on the stove before canning. I do that when I can plums and that keeps the plums from shrinking - or rather they shrink before I can them.
also my wife's Asian pear is loaded with fruit, even after I went out and thinned out about a third of the fruit a couple of months ago.
My garden did not do well this year, I didn't care for it well, but some parts did very well.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2024 11:38 PM (D7oie)
He created a new art form just when jazz was busy driving itself into the ditch.
RIP Sergio.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 06, 2024 11:39 PM (MeG8a)
https://tinyurl.com/jmyy3jv6
Definitely a tire iron case.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i politici sono sempre tutti bugiardi #04 at September 06, 2024 11:39 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 06, 2024 11:26 PM (VNX3d)
To whom are you referring?
Posted by: Dr. Bunsen N. Honeydew, (Ph.D, Carnegie Mellonhead University)
This is what happens when I rely on my memory. Oops!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 06, 2024 11:41 PM (VNX3d)
I looked up the fancy jewelry store she is in front of and its there in Beirut so I assume the video is real - do brides put on fancy (though covering everything but her face) wedding dresses in Beirut?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 06, 2024 11:27 PM (oZhjI)
I have seen Lebanon described as being several small countries of different ethnicity stuck together uncomfortably. And Hezballah has way more firepower than any of them, which is why they do whatever they want.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 06, 2024 11:42 PM (S6gqv)
https://tinyurl.com/2ux58drm
I bet Putin is quaking in his boots.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i politici sono sempre tutti bugiardi #05 at September 06, 2024 11:43 PM (qfLjt)
Maybe not you--hell, most likely not you--but somebody.
Enjoy.
http://tiny.cc/p75lzz
Posted by: tankdemon at September 06, 2024 11:43 PM (Ux/18)
That's from the real Blago from Chicago?!?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 06, 2024 11:44 PM (oZhjI)
Oh, that's not MY flag; it belongs to my German Shepherd, and he'd like a word with you.
Posted by: PabloD at September 06, 2024 11:44 PM (uquoQ)
https://tinyurl.com/3vjjstkw
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i politici sono sempre tutti bugiardi #06 at September 06, 2024 11:45 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2024 11:46 PM (ble/H)
How are the critters? Thank you for the jam. It's damn good. I hope y'all are well. West Seattle is the home of the twat shot in the West Bank. There's already a gathering happening. Jeebus.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Well, it took me 153 comments to corrall the critters, puppies and goats, feed em and put them up for the night. I also make a nightly call to one of the older ladies from church. Her husband, a friend, passed away 6 months ago and she's pretty lonely. Waiting to see if the keffiyahs show up at our local universities this fall. I've about had it with brain dead supporters of terrorists. Might have to brain storm some unconventional responses. Might have to try and live trap the skunk that's been visiting here recently.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at September 06, 2024 11:46 PM (vCQ/u)
Definitely a tire iron case.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i politici sono sempre tutti bugiardi #04 at September 06, 2024 11:39 PM (qfLjt)
Wait! Isn't Rod Blagovocic a former Illinois Governor who went to the clink (as indeed most of them do)?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2024 11:46 PM (masDJ)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 06, 2024 11:46 PM (elaR+)
Posted by: scampydog at September 06, 2024 11:47 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2024 11:47 PM (ble/H)
https://tinyurl.com/399rvsj4
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i politici sono sempre tutti bugiardi #07 at September 06, 2024 11:48 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 06, 2024 11:48 PM (BptJg)
Posted by: raimondo at September 06, 2024 11:48 PM (IS5px)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i politici sono sempre tutti bugiardi #06 at September 06, 2024 11:45 PM (qfLjt)
Humans are slow bipeds. We're even slower 'walking' on all fours. Darwin smiles.
Posted by: RickZ at September 06, 2024 11:49 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2024 11:46 PM (masDJ)
He embarrassed the Lightbringer by taking bids on filling his seat. He was lucky he didn't get droned, and he knows it.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2024 11:49 PM (D7oie)
No camera toward the sky. B0000
Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2024 11:49 PM (ble/H)
https://tinyurl.com/yckmexfm
How much did it cost to recover that amount? ....... don't ask?
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i politici sono sempre tutti bugiardi #08 at September 06, 2024 11:50 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: raimondo at September 06, 2024 11:48 PM (IS5px)
FIFY
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2024 11:50 PM (masDJ)
I saw a gal with a dick the size of Wilt Chamberlin beat the loving shat our of an Italian gal in the Olympics . My betters are telling me it was..."Heroic"
Posted by: DAN at September 06, 2024 11:50 PM (/3Exi)
https://mol.im/a/13820741
Tactical nukes anyone -- or boiling oil as a response?
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i politici sono sempre tutti bugiardi #09 at September 06, 2024 11:52 PM (qfLjt)
https://tinyurl.com/4zx38563
I remember hearing the Kaboom as a child, and seeing it on live TV. The first-ever country-wide live broadcast on CBC Television.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2024 11:02 PM (masDJ)
Just watched the video. Well, the explosion at the end.
Easy fishing after that.
Posted by: spindrift at September 06, 2024 11:52 PM (PUl9s)
I will be channeling my inner Lawrence of Arabia...
Much better now that I also have The jambiya tucked into my tunic...
now out...
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 06, 2024 11:53 PM (TDvv2)
THAT was an eloquent take down.
Posted by: Orson at September 06, 2024 11:53 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at September 06, 2024 11:54 PM (vCQ/u)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2024 11:55 PM (ble/H)
The Edsel was a market failure, but I don't think the cars themselves were particularly problematic.
Posted by: spindrift at September 06, 2024 11:56 PM (PUl9s)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at September 06, 2024 11:56 PM (vCQ/u)
Or do pensions and benefits rule supreme?
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at September 06, 2024 11:57 PM (hKoQL)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 06, 2024 11:57 PM (w6EFb)
The Edsel was a market failure, but I don't think the cars themselves were particularly problematic.
Posted by: spindrift
From what I read, there were issues with the routing of the transmission cables, and many were shipped to the dealer in "Some Assembly Required" mode, with the needed parts in the trunk.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 06, 2024 11:57 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at September 06, 2024 11:57 PM (hKoQL)
What do you think?
Posted by: I got home safe last night at September 06, 2024 11:59 PM (0eaVi)
https://mol.im/a/13820741
Tactical nukes anyone -- or boiling oil as a response?
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i politici sono sempre tutti bugiardi #09 at September 06,
The area affected seems tiny...a thin string of fires. The best immediate countermeasure would be for the targeted troops to to scatter randomly, so the drone could not hit all of them in one pass. Also, one cool sniper with a shotgun could knock that sucker down.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2024 11:59 PM (masDJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2024 12:00 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 06, 2024 11:57 PM (VNX3d)
Sounds apt.
Posted by: Reforger at September 07, 2024 12:00 AM (xcIvR)
https://tinyurl.com/3vjjstkw
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i politici sono sempre tutti bugiardi #06 at September 06, 2024 11:45 PM (qfLjt)
Been telling you since 1973. Are we not men??
Posted by: Brothers Mothersbaugh and Casale with Alan Myers at September 07, 2024 12:01 AM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: PabloD at September 07, 2024 12:01 AM (uquoQ)
From the KOMO News we site:
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Pollak said he and Eygi retreated from the hill and the clashes subdued. He then watched as two soldiers standing on the roof of a nearby home trained a gun in the group’s direction and shot at them. He saw the flares leave the nozzle of the gun when the shots rang out. He said Eygi was about 10 or 15 meters (yards) behind him when the shots were fired.
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"The nozzle of the gun."
Well anyway, video from the scene shows full sunlight. I have never seen a muzzle flash in full sunlight. Ever. And military small arms have flash hiders to minimize muzzle flash. And he just happened to be directly looking at them when they fired. OK, he could embellish his account, and the IDF could still be to blame, but still...
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 07, 2024 12:01 AM (biznJ)
I think that the USMC standard gives potential miscreants pause because ...well USMC household and even miscreants understand the potential "lethality" of their missteps on my property line.
Indeed.
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 07, 2024 12:01 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2024 12:02 AM (XeU6L)
Edsel has touched down.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 07, 2024 12:02 AM (w6EFb)
The Edsel was a market failure, but I don't think the cars themselves were particularly problematic.
Posted by: spindrift at September 06, 2024 11:56 PM (PUl9s)
Edsel was an up-market car, introduced in a recession year, and it had weird styling. Not a bad car, but the wrong car for the time.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 12:03 AM (masDJ)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i politici sono sempre tutti bugiardi #10 at September 07, 2024 12:03 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13820741
Tactical nukes anyone -- or boiling oil as a response?
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i politici sono sempre tutti bugiardi #09 at September 06, 2024 11:52
The one part of the Uke war that I still find fascinating is the evolution of combat techniques through drones. I think it’s given a huge boost to defense in general, and has ruined the concept of the main battle tank as an offensive weapon. Simple drones carrying ATGM’s are devastating to tanks.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 07, 2024 12:04 AM (S6gqv)
Posted by: PabloD
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Did it have enough fuel to accommodate the extra weight?
What were the readings inside the cabin? Oxygen level, temperature. But yeah, though ti would burn up coming in.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2024 12:04 AM (ble/H)
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Yeah, i gave up on it a couple of weeks ago.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2024 12:02 AM (XeU6L)
2
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Mine works fine. Occasionally I do a CTRL-R to refresh it when it looks like it is having problems.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i politici sono sempre tutti bugiardi #11 at September 07, 2024 12:05 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 07, 2024 12:01 AM (biznJ)
The purpose of a flash hider is to keep the muzzle flash from dazzling the eyes of the shooter. Somebody in or close to the direct line of fire will see a muzzle flash.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 12:06 AM (masDJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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AOP, memory telling me you have an Edsel?
Posted by: scampydog at September 07, 2024 12:06 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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It had amenities, it was powerful, comfortable and fast.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2024 12:06 AM (ble/H)
All those drones rely on radio or sat communications... broad band jamming? will kill that BUT will also kill your comms.
One of the interesting premises in a lot of Sci Fi War type series, is based on the idea that the higher the technology available, the lower the tech will be for the front line soldier, because eventually countermeasures will trump really high tech.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 07, 2024 12:07 AM (xaFKb)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at September 06, 2024 11:57 PM (hKoQL)
To ask is to answer.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 07, 2024 12:07 AM (S6gqv)
My father was a Ford man through and through, and I remember he defended the Edsel, saying it just got a bad PR rap, something like that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 07, 2024 12:09 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: scampydog at September 07, 2024 12:06 AM (41CYW)
No. Studebakers are my addiction. I had a friend, long out of touch, who was an Edsel fan. I appreciate them for what they are, a piece of history, but do not want to own one. If one fell into my lap, I would adopt it, I guess.
I kind of had an El Camino fall into my lap last month.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 12:09 AM (masDJ)
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Yeah, i gave up on it a couple of weeks ago.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
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There's a trick. Dial it up. Check the I am not a robot box. It comes back with a red NO banner. Reload. Check the I am not a robot box. - You're good to go. - It took you longer to read this than to do it.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2024 12:10 AM (ble/H)
....to close the door.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened
?
We're you naked or something?
Posted by: Erebus-
Nope. I was peeing off the porch though. I don't have neighbors. I live in da woods.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at September 07, 2024 12:11 AM (vCQ/u)
My father was a Ford man through and through, and I remember he defended the Edsel, saying it just got a bad PR rap, something like that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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Pussy for a grill piece didn't help.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2024 12:12 AM (ble/H)
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 07, 2024 12:07 AM (xaFKb)
Just watching that video of the Uke drone raining thermite down from treetop level, I can see that one or two Russian soldiers armed with auto-loading shotguns would have a real good chance of knocking it out of the sky.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 12:12 AM (masDJ)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at September 07, 2024 12:11 AM (vCQ/u)
Yogi called... saying they saw something... unbearable.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 07, 2024 12:12 AM (xaFKb)
The purpose of a flash hider is to keep the muzzle flash from dazzling the eyes of the shooter. Somebody in or close to the direct line of fire will see a muzzle flash.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 12:06 AM (masDJ)
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OK.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 07, 2024 12:13 AM (t1fZA)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Ah yes, Studebaker. Chatted wit a guy last weekend with a nice '71 SS El Canino.
Posted by: scampydog at September 07, 2024 12:13 AM (41CYW)
Back now and didn't refresh yet. Wondering how many comments behind I am.
Did anyone explain the jumpy text to whoever asked?
Did the explosion get correctly identified?
Did the space ship land or crash?
Do I ax a lotsa questions?
Posted by: mindful webworker - return of the at September 07, 2024 12:13 AM (rn/DW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 12:12 AM (masDJ)
The low level of Electronic Warfare I've been able to Grok in the Ukraine war.... everywhere but at Sea... has astounded me.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 07, 2024 12:13 AM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Ciampino
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For me, it just runs through Cloudfare checks continuously.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2024 12:14 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2024 12:10 AM (ble/H)
Yeah, all I do is click the square "I am not a robot", and it's good to go. Might be browser-dependent. I am using Brave here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 12:14 AM (masDJ)
Monkey!! A fellow yard pisser salutes you!!
Though last night a skunk almost ruined it for me.
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 07, 2024 12:15 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 12:09 AM (masDJ)
Now that was a truly American automobile, a car-pickup truck hybrid. My friend's Dad had one back in the day. Never heard any negative comments from him.
Posted by: RickZ at September 07, 2024 12:16 AM (gKDq2)
The Edsels were butt-ugly, indeed. That was a big part of the problem.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 07, 2024 12:16 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2024 12:16 AM (XeU6L)
Most of the Christians in Lebanon have emigrated, so that the remaining Christians count for less and less with every passing year.
Not a wheel turns in Lebanon without Hezbollah's permission. I got into a dispute about this at Red Racing Horses, with someone who argued that Lebanon's election were important.
Posted by: mnw at September 07, 2024 12:17 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2024 12:17 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 07, 2024 12:13 AM (t1fZA)
I have an Enfield "jungle carbine" with flash hider on it. It effectively shades the shooter's eyes from any flash that might issue from the muzzle. But it also makes that little rifle kick like a mule.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 12:17 AM (masDJ)
Been telling you since 1973. Are we not men??
Posted by: Brothers Mothersbaugh and Casale with Alan Myers
Beasts (in unison): Are we not men?
Dr. Moreau: What is the law?
Sayer of the Law: Not to go on all fours, that is the law. Are we not men?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2024 12:18 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Romeo13
You must be mistaken. Yogi and I have an agreement. He stays out of range, I don't point the bang stick at him. Wouldn't put it past Boo Boo though.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at September 07, 2024 12:18 AM (vCQ/u)
Posted by: tankdemon at September 07, 2024 12:19 AM (Ux/18)
Posted by: RickZ at September 07, 2024 12:16 AM (gKDq2)
A "ute". Australia used to be full of them. Passenger cars with pickup beds on them. Creatures of tax law, I am sure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 12:19 AM (masDJ)
Yeah, all I do is click the square "I am not a robot", and it's good to go. Might be browser-dependent. I am using Brave here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Brave here, but it intentionally forgets everything on a daily basis.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2024 12:20 AM (ble/H)
For that matter never saw one at night either.
AK's don't flash.
Posted by: Reforger at September 07, 2024 12:21 AM (xcIvR)
Posted by: tankdemon at September 07, 2024 12:19 AM (Ux/1
Probably bigger than Hiroshima or Nagasaki. But not man-made, so not in contention here.
Beirut, Halifax, Texas City, Ripple Rock, and one or two others are the contenders.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 12:22 AM (masDJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 12:09 AM (masDJ)
El Camino!
El, El Ca-Mee-Noo!
The front is like a car
The back is like a truck
The front is where we drive
The back is where we...
...put stuff we need to haul from one place to another.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 07, 2024 12:22 AM (Ux/18)
We hunt to feed our people
And carry our weapons' to also defend our people from those that wish to destroy us.
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 07, 2024 12:22 AM (TDvv2)
I have an Enfield "jungle carbine" with flash hider on it. It effectively shades the shooter's eyes from any flash that might issue from the muzzle. But it also makes that little rifle kick like a mule.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 12:17 AM (masDJ)
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I've heard that. The cone acts like a rocket engine expansion section.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 07, 2024 12:22 AM (t1fZA)
Posted by: The Wise Words of Miklos at September 07, 2024 12:23 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 07, 2024 12:24 AM (mH6SG)
For that matter never saw one at night either.
AK's don't flash.
Posted by: Reforger at September 07, 2024 12:21 AM (xcIvR)
I suspect muzzle flash is more common when a cartridge meant for use in a full-length barrel is fired from short-barreled carbine. Although the Mosin-Nagant 91-30 is famous for muzzle flash?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 12:25 AM (masDJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2024 12:25 AM (ble/H)
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 07, 2024 12:25 AM (TDvv2)
Just because I have a penchant for weird movies. Directed by Werner Herzog.
It's pretty good if you like a German cast, speaking in German, portraying Spanish Conquistadors, in the Amazon jungle, on a futile mission to find El Dorado where everyone dies trying. Where the main actor has 3 day stubble that never changes over the course of a year.
It's the little things, for me.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 07, 2024 12:25 AM (MeG8a)
El, El Ca-Mee-Noo!
The front is like a car
The back is like a truck
The front is where we drive
The back is where we...
Miklos wishes to state that he has never owned a knock-off Ranchero.
Posted by: The Wise Words of Miklos at September 07, 2024 12:26 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 07, 2024 12:24 AM (mH6SG)
Yep. No unscheduled rapid disassembly.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 07, 2024 12:27 AM (Ux/18)
El, El Ca-Mee-Noo!
The front is like a car
The back is like a truck
The front is where we drive
The back is where we...
...put stuff we need to haul from one place to another.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 07, 2024 12:22 AM (Ux/1
So, business in front and party in the back. Sounds familiar . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 07, 2024 12:27 AM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 07, 2024 12:27 AM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Miklos thinks sometimes at September 07, 2024 12:27 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: mnw at September 07, 2024 12:17 AM (NLIak)
Yeah, the Christians in Lebanon were done when Reagan betrayed them in 84... pulling us out.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 07, 2024 12:27 AM (xaFKb)
Posted by: tankdemon at September 07, 2024 12:28 AM (Ux/18)
Posted by: tankdemon at September 07, 2024 12:22 AM (Ux/1
Heh!
I did a trade with a friend. He wanted a project car I had, and offered me the El Camino and a '49 Monarch (Canadian Mercury) sedan in trade. I said, "what the Hell, why not? You know, I'm going to do what I have to do to make that El Camino roadworthy, and then sell it, right?" Him, "That's what I was going to do." OK,, handshake.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 12:29 AM (masDJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2024 12:25 AM (ble/H)
Uh.... yeah... Dad had a 442 1970 El Camino.
Sold it before I started driving... but damn...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 07, 2024 12:30 AM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Miklos thinks it was better at September 07, 2024 12:30 AM (lSyD7)
We lost our tails, evolving up
From little snails
I say it's all, just wind in sails
Posted by: DEVO at September 07, 2024 12:30 AM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Miklos thinks sometimes at September 07, 2024 12:27 AM (lSyD7)
Corvair and Volkswagen had them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 12:31 AM (masDJ)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Offense has always been easier than defense.
Tanks are more defense than offense: they're "unkillable" artillery. You can push them forward as offensive weapons if you have full control otherwise.
Drones are pure offense: they're ultra-cheap cruise missiles. Using drones at short (UKR vs RUS) distances on home ground makes them look like defense, but they can't hold ground or anything. All they can do is blow shit up, once.
Defense only works when it's overwhelmingly more advanced (iron dome vs. unguided sewer-pipe rockets), or if it's offense pretending to be defense (nuclear M.A.D.), or if the offense is prevented from working effectively by bureaucratic ROE (USA vs. iron-age muslims, USA vs. southern border invaders).
Tanks, as a concept, were destined to fail eventually.
Posted by: mikeski at September 07, 2024 12:31 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: the Wretched Panhard at September 07, 2024 12:32 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2024 12:32 AM (ble/H)
Posted by: Miklos thinks sometimes
With the bed in the front, so you can keep an eye on your load?
Posted by: mikeski at September 07, 2024 12:33 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at
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Good to know. I've not yet taken my jungle carbine to the range.
Posted by: scampydog at September 07, 2024 12:33 AM (41CYW)
"Space Edsel" must be a snide play on the Starliner name.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at September 07, 2024 12:34 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Miklos thinks sometimes at September 07, 2024 12:27 AM (lSyD7)
Corvair and Volkswagen had them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I suspect AOP has one of each.
Posted by: Miklos just guesses at September 07, 2024 12:34 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: mikeski at September 07, 2024 12:31 AM (DgGvY)
Wait!!!! No Mech WARRIOR????
shit... and still waitin on my Jetpack too!
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 07, 2024 12:35 AM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Miklos thinks it was better at September 07, 2024 12:30 AM (lSyD7)
In Free America, children could play in the back area of station wagons on road trips.
Posted by: RickZ at September 07, 2024 12:35 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: mikeski at September 07, 2024 12:31 AM (DgGvY)
They were very effective, in WWI, at breaking through the trench lines, when there existed no weapons specifically designed to counter them. Sure, an artillery shell could kill one, but hitting a moving target with fixed artillery is problematic.
When both sides have effective anti-tank weapons, the tank battle becomes a stalemate.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 12:35 AM (masDJ)
It's like the 5 mafia families except he is the Capo De Tuto Cape.
I probably have that spelled wrong.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 07, 2024 12:35 AM (elaR+)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 07, 2024 12:36 AM (elaR+)
Posted by: RickZ at September 07, 2024 12:35 AM (gKDq2)
I saw a LOT of America, sitting in the back of a Pontiac Catalina Station Wagon, facing backwards.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 07, 2024 12:36 AM (xaFKb)
Muslims need to be destroyed. Their religion is Satan spawned.
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 07, 2024 12:37 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 07, 2024 12:38 AM (S8cdb)
"Space Edsel" must be a snide play on the Starliner name.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at September 07, 2024 12:34 AM (zdLoL)
You, of all people, should know that the Starlight was a coupe, and the Starliner was the corresponding hardtop. And yes, Ford picked up the Starliner name once Studebaker ceased to use it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 12:38 AM (masDJ)
Posted by: mikeski at September 07, 2024 12:31 AM (DgGvY)
Wait until they put AI into tanks. Bolos will be real.
Posted by: RickZ at September 07, 2024 12:39 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2024 12:41 AM (ble/H)
Rode that seat many a road trip going down to my aunt's beach house in San Diego.
Good Times.
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 07, 2024 12:41 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2024 12:43 AM (ble/H)
Posted by: Miklos just guesses at September 07, 2024 12:34 AM (lSyD7)
I have never owned a Corvair. If I were to have one, it would be a second-generation convertible or hardtop. Not a pickup. I have owned VW Transporters, but never the pickup version.
The '49 Monarch is a much bigger, more impressive car than the '49 Ford. Everything about them is stouter. This one has a huge dent on the front of it. I am told he got the car from a rancher who used it to chase cattle on his ranch...came barreling over a hill, and smacked square into a steer. Supposedly the flathead V8 will still run.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 12:44 AM (masDJ)
Posted by: mikeski at September 07, 2024 12:31 AM (DgGvY)
Awesome insight, and a recap of recent military tech advances.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 07, 2024 12:44 AM (jYdIV)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2024 12:46 AM (ble/H)
It's like the 5 mafia families except he is the Capo De Tuto Cape.
I probably have that spelled wrong.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 07, 2024 12:35 AM (elaR+)
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Pretty good - Capo di tutti i capi.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i politici sono sempre tutti bugiardi #12 at September 07, 2024 12:47 AM (qfLjt)
Social security is DOWN nationwide
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All the angles and the hyper space jump.
Posted by: Atari Combat at September 07, 2024 12:51 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i politici sono sempre tutti bugiardi #14 at September 07, 2024 12:49 AM (qfLjt)
A fight by a couple of scholars, I'm sure.
"No, it's Pi r squared, not A squared plus B squared equals C squared."
'Wrong, mutha fucka." BLAM BLAM
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Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 07, 2024 12:54 AM (elaR+)
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Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 07, 2024 12:55 AM (elaR+)
"No, it's Pi r squared, not A squared plus B squared equals C squared."
'Wrong, mutha fucka." BLAM BLAM
Posted by: RickZ
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So the vectors section.
Posted by: scampydog at September 07, 2024 12:57 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at September 07, 2024 12:55 AM (zdLoL)
"Use the prop. It's cheaper than paying an actor." ~ Studio Exec
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Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i politici sono sempre spavaldi #16 at September 07, 2024 12:58 AM (qfLjt)
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Posted by: Ciampino
Air mail?
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 07, 2024 12:59 AM (elaR+)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at September 07, 2024 12:51 AM (zdLoL)
Well, my understanding of it is that the original Bob Bourke rendering of the car was the Starliner hardtop, which is the purest form of the design. But the company also wanted a pillared coupe, which is a much stronger, less rattle-prone structure, so that was added. Of course, the '52 Hardtop, which was the first such model in the post-War era, was also called a Starliner. But then the '47-on 5-passenger coupes were all called Starlights, right? Almost like they had a system in place.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 12:59 AM (masDJ)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i politici sono sempre spavaldi #17 at September 07, 2024 01:00 AM (qfLjt)
https://classiccars.com/listings/find/1960/ford/sunliner
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This is the Sunliner, it also came as a hardtop coupe. I almost bought one. I think the hardt top convertible you are talking about was called the Starliner.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2024 01:02 AM (ble/H)
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Posted by: Ciampino
He will be loved appropriately in prison.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 07, 2024 01:02 AM (elaR+)
Posted by: mikeski
So long, and tanks for all the fish sticks?
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Posted by: scampydog at September 07, 2024 12:57 AM (41CYW)
Trig and calc were tough classes in high school; the deflection math alone was difficult but very important when shooting from moving cars*. Lots of stress for these scholars. Understandable how they react. Systemic math racism and all that.
* One of our high school trig problems was the position of a fixed place machine gun and the deflection that occurred when traversing the weapon in an arc of say 100 degrees. The bullets didn't go straight, so lots of mathematical formulaic curves. Hard math. Stressful. I sympathize with these poor scholars.
Posted by: RickZ at September 07, 2024 01:05 AM (gKDq2)
https://tinyurl.com/3zzcay5z
Skyliner is the Ford that the solid roof went into the roof.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2024 01:05 AM (ble/H)
Starlight Coupe: https://tinyurl.com/ymppn4hb
Starliner Hardtop: https://tinyurl.com/ydyz7c2k
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 01:05 AM (masDJ)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 07, 2024 12:55 AM (elaR+)
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Very cool. Share the range report.
Posted by: scampydog at September 07, 2024 01:08 AM (41CYW)
They also ask for "paperwork".
Those that have committed sex crimes against women or children are at the bottom of the prison hierarchy and are in line for beatings and extortion the entire time they are encarcerated.
They are the lowest of the low and their existence is made to be a hell on earth.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 07, 2024 01:09 AM (elaR+)
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Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2024 11:29 PM (D7oie)
Tomato skins get thick b/c of uneven watering during the fruiting phase of growth. the skin thickens to keep the fruit viable (keep moisture in).
Some growers say tomatos should be picked when they begin to color; then allow to ripen the rest of the way inside, in light. Other growers say pick 'em and eat 'em.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 07, 2024 01:09 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2024 01:10 AM (ble/H)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 07, 2024 01:11 AM (GcNJ2)
How does it compare to my 49 Olds?
Posted by: Weirddave at September 07, 2024 01:12 AM (JNLDO)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 07, 2024 12:55 AM (elaR+)
So what differentiates a 1911 in 9mm from a Browning Hi-Power? Are there significant differences in the action?
Serious question.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 01:12 AM (masDJ)
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The things learned here. Will share with scampywife for her tomato adventures. Thanks.
Posted by: scampydog at September 07, 2024 01:12 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: scampydog at September 07, 2024 01:14 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: scampydog
Low class maybe because it does it doesn't cost over 1K
https://tinyurl.com/msbfb7b6
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 07, 2024 01:15 AM (elaR+)
https://tinyurl.com/msbfb7b6
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale
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Looks sharp and a great price. Please do report how it shoots.
Posted by: scampydog at September 07, 2024 01:19 AM (41CYW)
So what differentiates a 1911 in 9mm from a Browning Hi-Power? Are there significant differences in the action?
Serious question.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Oh wow.
No magazine disconnect.
Higher magazine capacity.
A better safety from the factory.
Underside frame rail for accessories.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 07, 2024 01:19 AM (elaR+)
Already been here
Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2024 01:20 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: scampydog
Found it for $599!
I bought my Springfield Armory .45 single stack for $500 a couple decades ago and thought that was a good deal.
BTW, it has been flawless in all the time I have owned it.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 07, 2024 01:22 AM (elaR+)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 07, 2024 01:09 AM (elaR+)
On top of that, if a melee breaks out say, and you don't fight with your race, your own race might just kill you as a race traitor or something. Racism is at its worst in our prison/jail systems, no doubt about it.
But it is also behind bars where all races know how to handle any chomos that happen to be near-at-
Posted by: RickZ at September 07, 2024 01:22 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Weirddave at September 07, 2024 01:12 AM (JNLDO)
Well, your Olds runs. The Monarch doesn't, but it might be able to. If I get a round tuit. Olds had a then brand-new hi-compression overhead valve V8. The Monarch has the bigger Flathead Ford engine with 255 cubic inches displacement. So less engine, less transmission. Mercs and Monarchs were low, and inspired the customizers to chop tops and lower them even more. So there's that.
Pic of a '49 Monarch: https://tinyurl.com/ysvfzedd
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 01:23 AM (masDJ)
Posted by: scampydog at September 07, 2024 01:12 AM (41CYW)
Welcome.
Tell her to cut back on the watering a few days before picking. It'll intensify the flavor.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 07, 2024 01:26 AM (Rbu5d)
I bought my Springfield Armory .45 single stack for $500 a couple decades ago and thought that was a good deal.
BTW, it has been flawless in all the time I have owned it.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 07, 2024 01:22 AM (elaR+)
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Well done on both. And flawless is what we all want. They need to work - every time. Unlike windows and reboots.
Posted by: scampydog at September 07, 2024 01:26 AM (41CYW)
thanks for the terrific ONT, WD.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 07, 2024 01:26 AM (Rbu5d)
But it is also behind bars where all races know how to handle any chomos that happen to be near-at-handfist.
Posted by: RickZ
Bingo.
Even if you haven't joined a gang you are still expected to jump in with your race if it kicks off on prison.
No exceptions.
Failure to do so gets you targeted.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 07, 2024 01:27 AM (elaR+)
Posted by: scampydog at September 07, 2024 01:28 AM (41CYW)
No magazine disconnect.
Higher magazine capacity.
A better safety from the factory.
Underside frame rail for accessories.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 07, 2024 01:19 AM (elaR+)
Thanks! The magazine disconnect was a requirement of the Euro police/military that commissioned the Hi-power, right? And higher mag capacity is a modern thing, too, right? As is the underside frame rail. So perhaps the improved safety is the only real difference that was not imposed by buyer constraints?
What I am trying to get at here, is did J.M. Browning make any major improvements in the automatic pistol action between the 1911 and the Hi-Power? Not so much what latter-day designers have done to the legacy platforms.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 01:30 AM (masDJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 01:40 AM (masDJ)
What I am trying to get at here, is did J.M. Browning make any major improvements in the automatic pistol action between the 1911 and the Hi-Power? Not so much what latter-day designers have done to the legacy platforms.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Well Springfield and Tisas have introduced a frame rail and you can upgrade the safety levers, but magazine capacity tends to be stuck at 15+1 courtesy of Mec-Gar in 9mm.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 07, 2024 01:43 AM (elaR+)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 07, 2024 01:43 AM (elaR+)
Posted by: scampydog at September 07, 2024 01:44 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: scampydog
Lord yes.
Even after removing the trigger disconnect on the BHP, the trigger pull of the 1911 is still far better
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 07, 2024 01:49 AM (elaR+)
Even after removing the trigger disconnect on the BHP, the trigger pull of the 1911 is still far better
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 07, 2024 01:49 AM (elaR+)
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Trigger pull/comfort is a real thing for me. Two best in my set are: out-of-the box Auto-Ord 1927 Thompson repro - it is perfect to shoot and a Model 700 that I had a trigger job done on. 700 is my hunter & it is smooth and light.
Posted by: scampydog at September 07, 2024 02:01 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 07, 2024 02:02 AM (elaR+)
Incredible book.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 07, 2024 02:07 AM (elaR+)
Posted by: scampydog at September 07, 2024 02:08 AM (41CYW)
WTF?
To me that was like saying that hadn't breathed in 2-3 years.
Yes, this was before the internet.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 07, 2024 02:10 AM (elaR+)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 07, 2024 02:13 AM (elaR+)
https://shorturl.at/QisT0
Posted by: 13times at September 07, 2024 02:14 AM (z6N4U)
Yes, this was before the internet.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale
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Darling Daughter reads a lot of books. She travels with books and TSA pulls her carry on to flip through the pages. Apparently naughty folk try to smuggle currency between book pages.
Posted by: scampydog at September 07, 2024 02:14 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: scampydog at September 07, 2024 02:29 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 07, 2024 02:44 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: scampydog
Sigh.
Goodnight Scampy.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 07, 2024 02:46 AM (elaR+)
I'm at work. Guess I'll have to be productive or something. Slow around here.
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