The Week In Woke

A Minnesota "Teacher of the Year" Award Winner has just gotten another award-- an arrest for raping a 14-year-old student.

Abdul Jameel Wright was named Minnesota Teacher of the Year in 2016. That same year, he allegedly began a sexual relationship with a then 14-year-old student that lasted nearly a year; Wright was 30 at the time.
According to a summons filed in Hennepin County District Court late last week, Wright, who is also known as "AB," has been charged with one felony count of first-degree criminal sexual conduct involving a minor age 13 to 15 while in a position of authority.
The allegations against Wright, now 38, surfaced earlier this spring in a public social media post by a woman who accused Wright of "taking a little girls (sic) innocence."
Following the spread of the social media post, St. Louis Park High School sent an internal email to staff stating that a teacher had been placed on leave following allegations of "serious misconduct," and that an investigation was underway. Wright was not named by the school in the email, but was employed as a language arts teacher, according to the school's online staff directory at the time and his LinkedIn bio.

Let's make sure teachers have more "private little chats" about sex and blowjobs and anal with the children they have authority over.

Another woke corporation whose customer base largely leans right is facing a boycott over its DEI and groomer activities under pressure.

The power toolmaker Stanley Black and Decker is the latest firm to face a boycott from conservatives over its diversity-hiring policies and support for LGBTQ causes.
Consumers' Research, an advocacy group, has panned the Connecticut-based firm for picking suppliers based on their race, and funding LGBTQ lobbying in Washington.
The company, which is behind such brands as DeWalt, Black and Decker, and Stanley, joins a growing list of firms to come under pressure from conservatives over policies seen by many as 'woke.'
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'Companies need to focus on serving their customers, not woke politicians.'
The $24 billion company did not immediately comment on the claims.
The boycott comes at a tough time for the toolmaker, which has seen its stock value sink in recent months, as it shutters plants and distribution hubs in a bid to trim $2 billion in costs and turn a profit.
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A report from Consumers' Research highlights controversial DEI efforts at the company.
They include policies to increase business with minority suppliers by at least 10 percent by 2025, donations of $10.5 million to 'racial equity' groups, and compulsory 'equity training' sessions for bosses.
It highlights comments from the firm's diversity chief Joe Simms, who has spoken of DEI as an 'unwavering focus' for the firm and one of its 'foundational commitments.'
Executives also teamed up with the Human Rights Campaign, an LGBTQ advocacy group, and took part in its 'equality index,' which ranks firms on how friendly they are to gay and transgender staff.
The report includes filings that show the company spent $280,000 on lobbying lawmakers for the Equality Act, which would 'enshrine in federal law that biological males can participate in women's sports.'
The Mail surveyed the company's website and social media channels and found repeated references to its DEI work and support for 'inclusive' workspaces and celebrations of Pride month.

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In recent weeks, Ford, Lowe's, Coors, Harley-Davidson, Tractor Supply, John Deere and other well-known brands have pulled the plug on their DEI work or their support for LGBTQ causes.
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Many were pushed into action by the online anti-DEI campaigner Robby Starbuck. Others have faced legal challenges from America First Legal, a group led by former Trump administration officials.

You'll be happy to know that the the leftwing propaganda media is finally taking an interest in the takeovers of apartment buildings by the violent Venezuelan gang Tren de Aragau.

In fact, they're reporting that the other immigrants being extorted/trafficked by Tren de Aragau say it's racist to spread these rumors that their slavers are involved in human trafficking!

Residents at an Aurora apartment complex are speaking out against the narrative that their building is being taken over by a Venezuelan gang -- saying it isn't true.
Tuesday, tenants at the Edge At Lowry apartments held a press conference to dispute claims about gangs taking over the complex ever since viral videos allegedly showing the gang, Tren de Aragua, breaking into apartments have been shared by people all over the world.
Many tenants tell Denver7 they do not believe the gang is present at the complex. They said the most significant problems they've dealt with are the uninhabitable conditions of the building they're living in, a story Denver7 covered a few weeks ago.
One tenant, who is from Venezuela, said he now feels targeted since the rumors began circulating.

Oh perfect, you found an illegal alien from Venezuela to tell us that the "rumors" about these other illegal aliens from Venezuela are all lies told by the White Man.

"I'm scared to go out. They're accusing all of us at the complex of being in gangs, and this is completely false," tenant Oscar Rojas said in Spanish. "It's completely false. There are good people here, families. There's always going to be crime everywhere."

So maybe there's a little organized crime activity here, no big deal! It didn't bother us much in Venezuela, why are you gringos making a big fuss?

I totally trust illegal aliens living in an apartment building taken over by criminal illegal alien gangs when they tell me they're totally okay with the levels of criminality they're seeing, and also, there's no criminality at all.

Oh, and by the way, a second apartment building has been taken over by Tren de Aragau.

But you know, it's a Mostly Peaceful Armed Takeover.

BREAKING: 2nd apartment complex taken over by Venezuelan gangs in Aurora, CO.

They've been in control since November.

Rent is now paid to TDA members. pic.twitter.com/XaLZlJFI8x
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) September 5, 2024

By the way: Tren de Aragua breaks into empty apartments to (illegally) move in other illegal alien Venezuelans. And they demand half of the rent collected by the building's owner for "protection."

So yeah, let's take the word of other illegal aliens in the building uncriticially.

More details on gangs taking over apartments in Aurora, CO.

This has been going on since Nov. It happened to multiple buildings. The gang told the property manager to give them half the rents and threatened to kiII him.

Officials ignored it for months.pic.twitter.com/AAApuCYeYh
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) September 6, 2024

"My building has been taken over by gang members armed with rifles. But what I'm really worried about is the media presenting these gangsters in a negative light."
-- Things people don't ever really say (unless they have a gun at their back or a payoff in their pocket)

I’m sure this will work out well and equitably
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) September 5, 2024

Guys, I don't think it's the childless AWFLs we should be the most concerned about.

Watch as a mom indoctrinates her child with gender ideology and fake pronouns. pic.twitter.com/LV1u06a5iD
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) September 6, 2024

These poor children.

Well, the important thing is your social media clout.

Don't get me wrong -- the childless cat ladies with bizarrely colored hair who fantasize about talking about Gay Pride "kink" displays are also heinous.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:00 PM

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1 e456ueb5h6ueb56u

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at September 06, 2024 06:05 PM (T3es0)

2
And at the office!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at September 06, 2024 06:05 PM (I87yH)

3 As reported in the other thread:

George @BehizyTweets 3h
BREAKING: After receiving a massive wave of public pressure, California Governor Gavin Newsom has just VETOED AB 1840, the bill approved by the state legislature to give up to $150,000 to illegal immigrants to buy homes

Even a broken clock is right twice a day

In his veto, Newsom said, "Given the finite funding available for CalHFA programs, expanding program eligibility must be carefully considered within the broader context of the annual state budget to ensure we manage our resources effectively. For this reason, I am unable to sign this bill."

In other words, he's saying California is flat BROKE

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 06, 2024 06:07 PM (CEzQx)

4 Profound, Blonde Morticia, profound!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 06, 2024 06:07 PM (tT6L1)

5 Sara Rose 🌹 @saras76 1h
What a colossal POS Biden is. He implies he would have beaten Trump up over the debunked suckers and losers hoax if he were there when he "said" it, and insinuates his son died in war.

He didn't.

https://tinyurl.com/2pdy97e6
43 seconds of shit

Greg Price @greg_price11 1h
Biden repeats the suckers and losers hoax, has to stop himself when he almost says again that his son died in Iraq, and then says he would have beaten President Trump up had he been there.

This guy is completely cooked...
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Angry Joe ad-libbed, "My SON DIED 'cause of... a year in Iraq"

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 06, 2024 06:08 PM (CEzQx)

6 MAGA Kitty @SaveUSAKitty 4h
Brilliant statement from President Trump’s attorney, Will Scharf @willscharf regarding the E. Jean Carroll case 👇

https://tinyurl.com/498p4jh7
5:04 minutes; worth the listen IMHO as it's a very good precis of the travesty.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 06, 2024 06:09 PM (CEzQx)

7 New York Post @nypost 5h
Alec Baldwin faces retrial threat after prosecutor alleges ‘smoke screen’ dismissal of manslaughter case trib.al/uwzreOn

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 06, 2024 06:10 PM (CEzQx)

8 The report includes filings that show the company spent $280,000 on lobbying lawmakers for the Equality Act, which would 'enshrine in federal law that biological males can participate in women's sports.'

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Why is it the liberals in large organizations always get away with this but a "rogue" conservative never does this under cover? What the hell does this have to do with Black and Deckers business?

Can you imagine if a Fortune 500 firm had spent this kind of money on say pro-life lobbying? The company would probably be forced to close its doors.

I think they literally outlawed energy companies funding anything that even questioned global warming.

Posted by: Blago at September 06, 2024 06:10 PM (wMRY8)

9 In other words, he's saying California is flat BROKE

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 06, 2024 06:07 PM

In other words, he still wants to run for President in 2028 and doesn't want to give vance any free ammunition.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 06, 2024 06:11 PM (QNSds)

10 Abdul Jameel Wright was named Minnesota Teacher of the Year in 2016. That same year, he allegedly began a sexual relationship with a then 14-year-old student that lasted nearly a year; Wright was 30 at the time.

She was older than 9 so, it checks out.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 06, 2024 06:11 PM (tzcYx)

11 Weird how this keeps happening with Teachers of the Year, male and female.

Posted by: huerfano at September 06, 2024 06:12 PM (VGOMa)

12 e456ueb5h6ueb56u
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at September 06, 2024 06:05 PM (T3es0)

yeah, you can say that again.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 06, 2024 06:13 PM (tzcYx)

13
Biden repeats the suckers and losers hoax, has to stop himself when he almost says again that his son died in Iraq, and then says he would have beaten President Trump up had he been there.

This guy is completely cooked...

J'Blowme sputters out of both his butts.

Maintain, J'Blowme, mainfain! You still have to cover the pardons for members of your crime family before you can check out.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 06, 2024 06:13 PM (xG4kz)

14 There are Venezuelan gangs in the Casbah?!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 06, 2024 06:13 PM (RIvkX)

15 Man. Jefferson's tree of liberty is definitely looking a little wilted these days. Time for some refreshment.

Posted by: Paco at September 06, 2024 06:14 PM (njExo)

16 >>I totally trust illegal aliens living in an apartment building ... RENT FREE ... taken over by criminal illegal alien gangs when they tell me they're totally okay with the levels of criminality they're seeing, and also, there's no criminality at all.

Posted by: garrett at September 06, 2024 06:14 PM (NGn6W)

17 So the outgoing CEO of Stanley Black and Decker hired the DEI executive who has helped turn them around from profitability.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at September 06, 2024 06:15 PM (2xB3Z)

18 I wonder if, ultimately, PDT will gain more from the increasingly widespread characterization "the suckers and losers hoax" than he's lost from "the suckers and losers" accusation itself.

Posted by: m at September 06, 2024 06:16 PM (64Zez)

19 I have a hunch the gangs aren't going to put up with the homos.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 06, 2024 06:16 PM (b4o9z)

20 Abdul Jameel Wright was named Minnesota Teacher of the Year in 2016.
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Those damned Amish are at it again!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 06, 2024 06:16 PM (YqDXo)

21 Not that Comrade Kamala or Tiananmen Tim care, but political speech is protected by the 1st Amendment. The Democrat Party is Communist in all but name.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at September 06, 2024 06:17 PM (pJWtt)

22
Don't the Dims have supermajorities in both houses of the California legislature? Do we think that they'll mount an effort to override Slick's veto?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 06, 2024 06:17 PM (xG4kz)

23 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 1h
NEW - Italian minister quits after appointing ex-lover as adviser, BBC reports

Gustavo Rebello @Gu_rebel 55m
ITÁLIA
Ministro da Cultura da Itália, Gennaro Sangiuliano (62 anos, dir. na foto), pediu demissão depois do vazamento de que ele teria nomeado sua ex-amante Maria Rosaria Boccia, (41, esq. na foto) como conselheira da pasta.
Sangiuliano admitiu o affair.
(via FT)

https://tinyurl.com/7m3mekbd
photo of both
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I sense a new job opening for the Paolo!

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 06, 2024 06:17 PM (CEzQx)

24 BREAKING NEWS:

Fart Stops Hurricane
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 8h
NEW - US says recovered $1.3 bn from wealthy taxpayers

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 06, 2024 06:17 PM (CEzQx)

25 re Stanley Black and Decker, when choosing power tools, buy Japanese brands. Usually more expensive, but better made and you won't be paying the salaries of people who hate you.

Posted by: Miss Lindsey at September 06, 2024 06:17 PM (T44gN)

26 The current CEO of Stanley Black and Decker: https://tinyurl.com/4kr4t56s

I'd say he doesn't look like the kind who'd say no to anything.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at September 06, 2024 06:17 PM (2xB3Z)

27 Kamala: I will direct the DOJ to censor "misinformation and hate" online
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Yeah, that pesky First Amendment has got to go.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 06, 2024 06:18 PM (YqDXo)

28 25 re Stanley Black and Decker, when choosing power tools, buy Japanese brands. Usually more expensive, but better made and you won't be paying the salaries of people who hate you.
Posted by: Miss Lindsey at September 06, 2024 06:17 PM (T44gN)
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Makita?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at September 06, 2024 06:18 PM (2xB3Z)

29 Revealing your credit card number like that is rather foolish.

Posted by: Nigerian Prince at September 06, 2024 06:18 PM (aYgq0)

30 Trump War Room @TrumpWarRoom
What could these 12 buses possibly be doing leaving Kamala's event in New Hampshire?

https://tinyurl.com/4btybyc4
1:03 minutes; a few naughty words used

Nick Sortor @nicksortor
🚨 CBS Boston just CALLED OUT Kamala Harris for busing in hundreds of people to make it look like she has support

This is so freaking pathetic 😂🤣

https://tinyurl.com/56wcp3v8
10 seconds; calls them 'invited'

Catturd ™ @catturd2
LOL - having to pay people and have them bused in. 😂

Ha, ha. The 12 Kamala buses of [paid?] attendees that I reported about in the EMT blocked in the cars of the [few] real attendees' cars for 30 minutes after the event ended!

https://tinyurl.com/4xdx6ak7

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 06, 2024 06:18 PM (CEzQx)

31 It's gonna take a bigger gang (National Guard?) to take out these apartment gangs, that sell "protection". Gee, just like old mafia days, no with more illegals ... or does that protection racket still go on?

Posted by: illiniwek at September 06, 2024 06:18 PM (Cus5s)

32 Man. Jefferson's tree of liberty is definitely looking a little wilted these days. Time for some refreshment.
Posted by: Paco at September 06, 2024 06:14 PM (njExo)

In a DEluxe apartment in the sky.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at September 06, 2024 06:18 PM (4Med0)

33 you won't be paying the salaries of people who hate you.
Posted by: Miss Lindsey at September 06, 2024 06:17 PM (T44gN)

Well, they hate us for good, old fashioned reasons.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 06, 2024 06:18 PM (b4o9z)

34 What happened to Minnesota?

Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2024 06:18 PM (fwDg9)

35 >>Ministro da Cultura da Itália, Gennaro Sangiuliano (62 anos, dir. na foto), pediu demissão depois do vazamento de que ele teria nomeado sua ex-amante Maria Rosaria Boccia, (41, esq. na foto) como conselheira da pasta

It's hard to find a good Conselheira de Pasta outside of the Tri-State Area.

Posted by: garrett at September 06, 2024 06:19 PM (NGn6W)

36 Frankly, I don't care if the Venezuelan gangs are taking meals on wheels to elderly tenants, they're here illegally and they need to get the boot - not just from the apartment complexes they're taking over, but from the country.

Posted by: Paco at September 06, 2024 06:19 PM (njExo)

37 Don't the Dims have supermajorities in both houses of the California legislature? Do we think that they'll mount an effort to override Slick's veto?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 06, 2024 06:17 PM (xG4kz)
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Newsom is probably hoping so. That way he gets his "Bucks for Beaners" policy in place, while keeping his own skirts clean for 2028.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 06, 2024 06:19 PM (YqDXo)

38 Makita?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

"Gesundheit!"

In honor of our recovering JT.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2024 06:19 PM (WXNFJ)

39 11 Weird how this keeps happening with Teachers of the Year, male and female.
Posted by: huerfano at September 06, 2024 06:12 PM (VGOMa)

Fairbanks school district is hiring Planned Barrenhood to teach kids about gay sex. For some odd reason, regular health teachers are unable to explain sex to teenagers. Either they aren't having sex themselves, or they are so perverted already they don't know where to draw the line when explaining it.

So PP is sending videos demonstrating how gays do foreplay. I assume eventually they will send video of the act itself. It is still a felony in Alaska to provide minors with pron. Do you suppose someone will arrest the school board?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 06, 2024 06:20 PM (f87vz)

40 It's gonna take a bigger gang (National Guard?) to take out these apartment gangs, that sell "protection".
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Throw a tent over the building and then fumigate. Forget to tell the "residents" beforehand.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 06, 2024 06:21 PM (YqDXo)

41 #39 So the people of Fairbanks don't know how to remove a school board?

Posted by: Crusader at September 06, 2024 06:21 PM (U4ek1)

42 EVERY EVERY EVERY teacher that talk to you child about sex other than sex ed lectures to the class for age appropriate wants to fuck them.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2024 06:22 PM (gbOdA)

43
What happened to Minnesota?
Posted by: Skip

It had been a DFL plantation forever. Then it was decided to make Minneapolis into Little Mogadishu.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 06, 2024 06:22 PM (xG4kz)

44 How'd I know she was 14. She look at least 15 1/2.

Posted by: Abdul Wright at September 06, 2024 06:22 PM (CV8a5)

45 I notice those apartment managers aren't wearing body armor. Sounds like a solvable problem to me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at September 06, 2024 06:23 PM (xcxpd)

46 re Stanley Black and Decker, when choosing power tools, buy Japanese brands. Usually more expensive, but better made and you won't be paying the salaries of people who hate you.
Posted by: Miss Lindsey at September 06, 2024 06:17 PM (T44gN)

Stanley, and Black and Decker only sell cheap Chinese-ium trash anymore. Sad endings of iconic American tool manufacturers.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at September 06, 2024 06:23 PM (pJWtt)

47 If Kamala were to trigger the 25th amendment and become President, would Joe Biden even know anything had happened?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 06, 2024 06:23 PM (Da7Vv)

48 41 #39 So the people of Fairbanks don't know how to remove a school board?
Posted by: Crusader at September 06, 2024 06:21 PM (U4ek1)

I expect they do. Give them a bit of time. But up there, most conservatives don't have their kids in public school anyway.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 06, 2024 06:23 PM (f87vz)

49 23 Ministro da Cultura da Itália, Gennaro Sangiuliano (62 anos, dir. na foto), pediu demissão depois do vazamento de que ele teria nomeado sua ex-amante Maria Rosaria Boccia, (41, esq. na foto)

EX-amante. So why would it matter?

Posted by: m at September 06, 2024 06:24 PM (64Zez)

50 Methyl Bromide can treat many kinds of pests.

Posted by: Blanket Party at September 06, 2024 06:25 PM (CV8a5)

51 Mark Andrew Edward's, groin shots can cause one to bleed out rather quickly.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 06, 2024 06:25 PM (G3Ji7)

52 42 EVERY EVERY EVERY teacher that talk to you child about sex other than sex ed lectures to the class for age appropriate wants to fuck them.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2024 06:22 PM (gbOdA)

Add librarians to that group.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 06, 2024 06:25 PM (f87vz)

53 So PP is sending videos demonstrating how gays do foreplay. I assume eventually they will send video of the act itself. It is still a felony in Alaska to provide minors with pron. Do you suppose someone will arrest the school board?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 06, 2024 06:20 PM (f87vz)

They should be sodomixed with a glowing red 3/4" piece of rebar.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at September 06, 2024 06:25 PM (4Med0)

54 Stanley, and Black and Decker only sell cheap Chinese-ium trash anymore. Sad endings of iconic American tool manufacturers.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop
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True, it's throwaway ChiCom junk from WalMart for people who know nothing about tools.

I like the Milwaukee Fuel line if you want power tools.

Posted by: Blago at September 06, 2024 06:25 PM (wMRY8)

55 Young Abdul is "diverse." Could that have played a role in his becoming "Teacher of the Year?" In Minnesota? Absolutely.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 06, 2024 06:25 PM (YqDXo)

56 The video I saw on twitter of mostly white people protesting the idea that gangs are running their apartment complex looks really fake. Really sus, as the kids say. I'll eat my hat if they aren't some local leftist organizers.

Posted by: PJU at September 06, 2024 06:26 PM (RRCAT)

57
Don't the Dims have supermajorities in both houses of the California legislature? Do we think that they'll mount an effort to override Slick's veto?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:

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As ace (or someone) theorized, the left may have hit a wall in Cali. The people who just defeated the reparations bill in the Cali legislature were... the Black Caucus. They claimed the bill needed more work. By the way, who's supposed to do that work? The legislature?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at September 06, 2024 06:27 PM (I87yH)

58 Fairbanks school district is hiring Planned Barrenhood to teach kids about gay sex.
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Why?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 06, 2024 06:28 PM (YqDXo)

59 >> Young Abdul is "diverse." Could that have played a role in his becoming "Teacher of the Year?" In Minnesota? Absolutely.

How can they decide who is teacher of the year without polling the students?

Posted by: Abdul from Minnesota at September 06, 2024 06:28 PM (NGn6W)

60 They should be sodomixed with a glowing red 3/4" piece of rebar.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory,

Don't knock it til you've tried it!

Posted by: Secretary of Trans at September 06, 2024 06:28 PM (CV8a5)

61 Fairbanks school district is hiring Planned Barrenhood to teach kids about gay sex.
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PP = Planned Perversion

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 06, 2024 06:29 PM (YqDXo)

62
You people are the type who says "expresso" instead of espresso.

Posted by: Soothsayer bottom lines it for you at September 06, 2024 06:29 PM (uiyIc)

63 As ace (or someone) theorized, the left may have hit a wall in Cali. The people who just defeated the reparations bill in the Cali legislature were... the Black Caucus. They claimed the bill needed more ~~work~~ money.

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 06, 2024 06:30 PM (YqDXo)

64 62 You people are the type who says "expresso" instead of espresso.

Posted by: Soothsayer bottom lines it for you at September 06, 2024 06:29 PM (uiyIc)

Which people?

Posted by: m at September 06, 2024 06:30 PM (64Zez)

65 The first rule of Armed Takeover is you don't talk about Armed Takeover.

Posted by: Tom Perry at September 06, 2024 06:30 PM (MX0bI)

66
If Kamala were to trigger the 25th amendment and become President, would Joe Biden even know anything had happened?
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president

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I picture him running around the house in Rehoboth like that character in Arsenic and Old Lace who thinks he's Teddy Roosevelt. "I havva meeing wif Putin in an hour, gonna fire some nuclear weapons. C'mon, man!"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at September 06, 2024 06:30 PM (I87yH)

67 Hot doggo, burrito , expresso

Posted by: Ben Had at September 06, 2024 06:31 PM (G3Ji7)

68 You people are the type who says "expresso" instead of espresso.

Posted by: Soothsayer

Ha. I fill it to the rim with Brim! None of that nasty caffeine here!

Posted by: Low Energy !Jeb! at September 06, 2024 06:32 PM (CV8a5)

69 66 I picture him running around the house in Rehoboth like that character in Arsenic and Old Lace who thinks he's Teddy Roosevelt. "I havva meeing wif Putin in an hour, gonna fire some nuclear weapons. C'mon, man!"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at September 06, 2024 06:30 PM (I87yH)

They're gonna have to take his phone away from him.

Posted by: m at September 06, 2024 06:32 PM (64Zez)

70 Starliner undocked from the ISS on time, 6:04 PM EDT.

If you live in southwestern New Mexico, wear a hard hat later this evening. Landing will be approximately 12:03 AM EDT, Saturday the 7th, at the White Sands Test Range.

Posted by: Gref at September 06, 2024 06:34 PM (aBgBM)

71 >>>There are good people here, families. There's always going to be crime everywhere."

It's not a lot of rape, drugs, murder and rape. Just the normal amount!

-- says that guy from South America who is used to dystopian amounts of rape, drugs, murder, and rape.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 06, 2024 06:35 PM (TRfrF)

72 Fuuuuuuuuu
*breath*
uuuuuuuuu
*another breath*
uuuuukkk!!!!!

me and my bride need to get the fuck out of Colorado.

(We're working on it)

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 06, 2024 06:35 PM (Ad8y9)

73 Ha. I fill it to the rim with Brim! None of that nasty caffeine here!

Posted by: Low Energy !Jeb! at September 06, 2024 06:32

I miss Postum....

Posted by: Stateless at September 06, 2024 06:35 PM (jvJvP)

74 Every Friday....every freakin Friday....I enjoy a full week of AOS posts, and enjoy the commenting morons. It's gold Jerry...gold!!!

Then Friday...and you post this nonsensical, blood pressure foaming, dastardly crap, and I have to go outside and hit something ....

Ooooo....cinnamon buns. Never mind...I'm good.

Posted by: Orson at September 06, 2024 06:36 PM (dIske)

75 >>These poor children.

Where's dad?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 06, 2024 06:36 PM (TRfrF)

76 >>White Sands Test Range

That place is fun. Unless you are stuck on the highway waiting for them to re-open it.

Posted by: garrett at September 06, 2024 06:36 PM (NGn6W)

77 And while we’re at it #fu$kpeacock

Posted by: Brad at September 06, 2024 06:36 PM (GQEoa)

78 Starliner undocked from the ISS on time, 6:04 PM EDT.

If you live in southwestern New Mexico, wear a hard hat later this evening. Landing will be approximately 12:03 AM EDT, Saturday the 7th, at the White Sands Test Range.
Posted by: Gref at September 06, 2024 06:34 PM (aBgBM)

I am picturing it landing like Topper Harley's plane in Hot Shots.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 06, 2024 06:36 PM (Ad8y9)

79 There are nearly no basements in Rehoboth, so Teddy couldn't go down to Panama to bury the Yellow Fever victims.

Posted by: No Yellow at September 06, 2024 06:37 PM (CV8a5)

80 Havta admit their business plan is brilliantly simple.

Give us your shit or we kill you. It's an oldie but a goodie.

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 06, 2024 06:39 PM (NMT5x)

81 They WANT you to feel the weight of their boots on your neck

We do stink on ice.

Posted by: Pull at September 06, 2024 06:39 PM (FhXTo)

82 for anyone who missed it this morning, notsothoreau posted a link to a Dr. Campbell discussing scientists in South Korea finding the MRNA injections assembling themselves into 3D structures and possibly forming nanomachines or the precursors to nanomachines:

https://tinyurl.com/2xrq44rc

Posted by: Boron Cobbie is a no-spat bullsh*tter who loves everyone at September 06, 2024 06:39 PM (6S84Y)

83 SMOD, taunting us again:
Small asteroid creates 'spectacular fireball' while burning up over Philippines
https://shorturl.at/ZGTbO
h/t Insty
No landfall, and way off-target for MN!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 06, 2024 06:40 PM (FnneF)

84 Stanley Black and Decker, when choosing power tools, buy Japanese brands. Usually more expensive, but better made and you won't be paying the salaries of people who hate you.

Even my favorite tool maker, Dewalt, is owned by Stanley Tools.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 06, 2024 06:40 PM (g/syZ)

85 >>And they demand half of the rent collected by the building's owner for "protection."

We are in trouble when they demand civil servant pensions.
And the Dems will give it to them!

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 06, 2024 06:40 PM (TRfrF)

86 There are good people here, families. There's always going to be crime everywhere."
__________________

Anywhere you are, certainly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 06, 2024 06:40 PM (YqDXo)

87 The Wilmington mansion probably has a basement, and worse case, he could stack bodies in the garage with the Vette and the Top Secret documents.

Posted by: Your Shell Answer Man at September 06, 2024 06:41 PM (CV8a5)

88 We want to help you do things
Woke.

Posted by: Stanley at September 06, 2024 06:41 PM (vFG9F)

89 Late for the prev thread- I didn't realize Divkhead Cheney was still alive

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 06, 2024 06:41 PM (W4Tb9)

90 Sea bugs are back on the menu boys~!

@EpochTimes 11m
Red Lobster Announces Exit of Chapter 11 Bankruptcy, Will Operate 544 Locations

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 06, 2024 06:42 PM (IG4Id)

91 I miss Postum....
Posted by: Stateless at September 06, 2024 06:35 PM (jvJvP)

And Poston

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 06, 2024 06:43 PM (NtVYv)

92 Fairbanks school district is hiring Planned Barrenhood to teach kids about gay sex.

In other news, there is greatly accelerating growth in numbers of children being home-schooled.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 06, 2024 06:43 PM (g/syZ)

93 Red Lobster Announces Exit of Chapter 11 Bankruptcy

==

that was fast

Posted by: runner at September 06, 2024 06:43 PM (V13WU)

94 runner

They going Chapter 7 now?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 06, 2024 06:44 PM (u82oZ)

95 Statistician Nate Silver on Friday released his latest 2024 presidential election forecast, which shows former President Donald Trump at 61.5 percent and Vice President Kamala Harris at 38.3 percent.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 06, 2024 06:44 PM (NtVYv)

96 If I were Sheriff, gang tattoos would be a hangin'.

Posted by: Enos Strate at September 06, 2024 06:44 PM (aYgq0)

97 "93 Red Lobster Announces Exit of Chapter 11 Bankruptcy
==
that was fast
Posted by: runner "

Sounds fishy.

Posted by: Stanley at September 06, 2024 06:45 PM (vFG9F)

98 51 Mark Andrew Edward's, groin shots can cause one to bleed out rather quickly.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 06, 2024 06:25 PM (G3Ji7)

Hard to tourniquet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 06, 2024 06:45 PM (PDf99)

99 Greg Price @greg_price11 1h
Biden repeats the suckers and losers hoax, has to stop himself when he almost says again that his son died in Iraq, and then says he would have beaten President Trump up had he been there.

This guy is completely cooked...
-----
Angry Joe ad-libbed, "My SON DIED 'cause of... a year in Iraq"

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 06, 2024 06:08 PM (CEzQx)

Old Joe was venting his anger about his dear, dear, son having to cop to nine felony tax evasion charges, after Joe was sure he had put the fix in through Meritless Garland and David Weiss. The best laid plans of mice and corrupt idiot politicians oft go awry...

Posted by: Gref at September 06, 2024 06:45 PM (aBgBM)

100 Enos Strate

Bring El Salvador prisons to CO.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 06, 2024 06:45 PM (u82oZ)

101 Postum was... chicory?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 06, 2024 06:45 PM (PDf99)

102 'Statistician Nate Silver on Friday released his latest 2024 presidential election forecast, which shows former President Donald Trump at 61.5 percent and Vice President Kamala Harris at 38.3 percent.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway'

Is he the one that was completely wrong about HRC?

Posted by: fd at September 06, 2024 06:46 PM (vFG9F)

103 Aetius, impossible. Hope you are well

Posted by: Ben Had at September 06, 2024 06:47 PM (G3Ji7)

104 93 Red Lobster Announces Exit of Chapter 11 Bankruptcy

==

that was fast
Posted by: runner

Cash infusion from Chairman Xi. Will now be known as Led Robster.

Posted by: Duck Sauce? at September 06, 2024 06:47 PM (CV8a5)

105 Gref

Thanks for the heads up. I hope it is a soft touchdown in New Mexico.

Hate to be woken by a Boing alert "We don't know where it is going to hit."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 06, 2024 06:47 PM (u82oZ)

106 OK, wheat bran and molasses.

Supposedly still being made under a different company.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 06, 2024 06:47 PM (PDf99)

107 If I were Sheriff, gang tattoos would be a hangin'.

Posted by: Enos Strate at September 06, 2024 06:44 PM (aYgq0)
_________________

That's pretty much what Nayid Bukele is doing in El Salvador. Gang tattoos? You're popped, and sent to their Supermax ... for an indefinite stay.

Surprisingly, gang activity has decreased dramatically.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 06, 2024 06:48 PM (YqDXo)

108 Matt Taibbi has been doing a study of the various disinformation "laboratories" at places like Stanford and the University of Washington, and has noted a curious thing about their "research".

The government never provides "misinformation".

All information provided by the government is correct and truthful.

Only opponents of the government provide misinformation.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 06, 2024 06:48 PM (uxCna)

109 >>And they demand half of the rent collected by the building's owner for "protection."

-

I laughed when I was listening to the news earlier. They were fact checking Trump saying that gangs had taken over buildings in Aurora. The news made a big deal about local law enforcement saying that gangs hadn't taken over any buildings.

After the same news has been reporting about the takeover in Aurora for the last few days.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie at September 06, 2024 06:48 PM (WYW7/)

110 Kumswala trying to read off a teleprompter and trying to sound human is painful to listen to. Here word salads make me want to drill into my temple, but at least it flows naturally.

With the prompter, she hesitates, pauses in the wrong places and her cadence is all off. She can't even bother to read a little ahead and memorize a sentence.

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 06, 2024 06:48 PM (NMT5x)

111 And they demand half of the rent collected by the building's owner for "protection."

Sweet Mother Mary!! Even we didn't squeeze our 'friends' that hard!
-- The Mob

Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2024 06:48 PM (WXNFJ)

112 Cenk whatshisname from the Young Turks is actually getting partially red pilled over the Venezualan gang story and the fact that the press is denying it is happening at all. He is wondering out loud on X whtnthe government is not protecting citizens from illegal aliens.

Posted by: Redbanzai at September 06, 2024 06:48 PM (yJZYG)

113 Old Joe was venting his anger about his dear, dear, son having to cop to nine felony tax evasion charges, after Joe was sure he had put the fix in through Meritless Garland and David Weiss. The best laid plans of mice and corrupt idiot politicians oft go awry...
Posted by: Gref at September 06, 2024 06:45 PM (aBgBM)

He will pardon or commute his son. Take that to the bank.
Sentencing is not until december AFTER the election when it will not matter one way or the other.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 06, 2024 06:49 PM (SHAib)

114 ash infusion from Chairman Xi. Will now be known as Led Robster.
Posted by: Duck Sauce? at September 06, 2024 06:47 PM (CV8a5)

Red Robster !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 06, 2024 06:49 PM (NtVYv)

115 Surprisingly, gang activity has decreased dramatically.

It's nice that the gang members in El Salvador choose to voluntarily identify themselves through full-body tats.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 06, 2024 06:49 PM (uxCna)

116 This is very very cool.

Scientific miracle coming to your doc...in time.

https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.adm6869

Nice to see things moving in a good direction.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 06, 2024 06:49 PM (eDfFs)

117 103 Aetius, impossible. Hope you are well
Posted by: Ben Had at September 06, 2024 06:47 PM (G3Ji7)

Not too bad. A couple friends keep trying to get me to get another puppy. I'll fall eventually, but one asked me about a bunch of Great Pyrenees she and her boyfriend rescued.

That is a big, fluffy puppy the size of shetland pony. I'd be broke just from food. The one they are keeping is 9 months old, 80 lbs (underweight) and they keep growing until 3.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 06, 2024 06:49 PM (PDf99)

118 Angry Joe ad-libbed, "My SON DIED 'cause of... a year in Iraq"

Posted by: andycanuck

--------------

Maybe that's what Joe has too, was he manning the burn pits like his JAG officer son while he visited Iraq as a VP?
Just as likely.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 06, 2024 06:50 PM (TRfrF)

119 Tim Murtaugh @TimMurtaugh 2h
“Technical difficulties” with a taped Kamala Harris radio interview that delays its broadcast to Monday.

Remember that Biden’s campaign demanded that radio interviews be edited before air.

Is that what’s happening here?
--------
Some guy named Rickey Smiley. It doesn't mention the station. [Unless its a woman, using the 'ey' spelling.]

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 06, 2024 06:50 PM (CEzQx)

120 Are there guys who really want to be gay but don't know how?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 06, 2024 06:50 PM (FfSAJ)

121 I dunno if it has already been posted but...

Alan Dershowitz says he has left the Democratic Party.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 06, 2024 06:50 PM (MeG8a)

122 >> Cenk whatshisname from the Young Turks is actually getting partially red pilled over the Venezualan gang story and the fact that the press is denying it is happening at all. He is wondering out loud on X whtnthe government is not protecting citizens from illegal aliens.

I'd comment...but

Posted by: Kate Steinlee at September 06, 2024 06:50 PM (NGn6W)

123 The ARC of History!

Must be a very big exemption for the Bureau of Labor Statistics. They make the National Weather Service (the lying liars that lie) look like Elon Musk with the proof in his hands.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 06, 2024 06:51 PM (u82oZ)

124 Good evening, horde.

Was busy this afternoon, then grocery store after work. Looks like I missed a lot of good content.

Thanks belatedly, Ace. I'll catch up on it.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 06, 2024 06:51 PM (OX9vb)

125 Alan Dershowitz says he has left the Democratic Party.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 06, 2024 06:50 PM (MeG8a)

And?

Is he voting for Trump? Campaigning for him?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 06, 2024 06:52 PM (SHAib)

126 Mark Andrew Edward's, groin shots can cause one to bleed out rather quickly.
Posted by: Ben Had

Hard to tourniquet.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Corpsman: "Gunny, that's a survivable wound."

Old School Gunny (while stepping on the neck): "Belay that Medivac. No Son, he isn't gonna make it."

Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2024 06:52 PM (WXNFJ)

127 Kumala is going down. The sucking sound she hears is her political career going down the drain.

I want to buy everyone a drink!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 06, 2024 06:52 PM (G3Ji7)

128
He will pardon or commute his son. Take that to the bank.
Sentencing is not until december AFTER the election when it will not matter one way or the other.
Posted by: Nevergiveup

3 to 1 he will give him a Presidential Medal of Freedom

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 06, 2024 06:52 PM (TRfrF)

129 Great Pyrenees for the Uninitiated:

https://tinyurl.com/muwwu45c

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 06, 2024 06:52 PM (PDf99)

130 Must be a very big exemption for the Bureau of Labor Statistics. They make the National Weather Service (the lying liars that lie) look like Elon Musk with the proof in his hands.

Those are "inadvertent errors", not evil "disinformation".

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 06, 2024 06:52 PM (uxCna)

131 121 I dunno if it has already been posted but...

Alan Dershowitz says he has left the Democratic Party.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 06, 2024 06:50 PM (MeG8a)

We are seeing so very interesting political realignments this year.

Posted by: Redbanzai at September 06, 2024 06:53 PM (yJZYG)

132 3 to 1 he will give him a Presidential Medal of Freedom
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 06, 2024 06:52 PM (TRfrF)

Would not surprise me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 06, 2024 06:53 PM (SHAib)

133 We are seeing so very interesting political realignments this year.
Posted by: Redbanzai at September 06, 2024 06:53 PM (yJZYG)

I still wonder if they are mirages/chimerical.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 06, 2024 06:53 PM (PDf99)

134 Dash, did you see my text?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 06, 2024 06:54 PM (G3Ji7)

135 Nevergiveup

Good to see you posting. Have you trained your replacement yet?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 06, 2024 06:54 PM (u82oZ)

136 What no shelving or drilling jokes?

Posted by: DaveA at September 06, 2024 06:55 PM (FhXTo)

137 We are seeing so very interesting political realignments this year.
Posted by: Redbanzai at September 06, 2024 06:53 PM (yJZYG)

I still wonder if they are mirages/chimerical.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 06, 2024 06:53 PM (PDf99)

So far, it's us against the Dems, the Persians, and the CCP.

Posted by: mrp at September 06, 2024 06:56 PM (rj6Yv)

138 Was busy this afternoon, then grocery store after work. Looks like I missed a lot of good content.

Thanks belatedly, Ace. I'll catch up on it.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 06, 2024 06:51 PM (OX9vb)

My comments are the best. Shiny, spot-on, relevant to the content. Trust me.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 06, 2024 06:56 PM (Ad8y9)

139 Thousands of people who took advantage of the Chase bank ATM 'money glitch' are being investigated for possible check fraud - WSJ

What is this all about?

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 06, 2024 06:56 PM (xPl2J)

140 #112 Yes, Redbanzai...

Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur Sep 5
Local news in Colorado has absolutely confirmed Venezuelan gangs took over apartment buildings in Aurora, including a report by legal team hired by the property owners. So, why are the local authorities ceding US territory to foreign gangs? Why haven’t the cops gone in already?!

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 06, 2024 06:56 PM (CEzQx)

141 I pissed a couple people off on X, there was a post saying No Americans deserve to be run out of their homes by illegal immigrants! And I replied have you met any Colorado liberals? They deserve it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 06, 2024 06:56 PM (S6gqv)

142 Pug, damn right. How are you both?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 06, 2024 06:58 PM (G3Ji7)

143 {{{Ben Had}}}

🐴 🎼 🎶 Good Evening! ♩ ♫ ♬ 🎶

🍹
🥃
🥃
🥃

You should be able to serve any drink with the MoMeet Liquor locker.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 06, 2024 06:58 PM (u82oZ)

144 133 We are seeing so very interesting political realignments this year.
Posted by: Redbanzai at September 06, 2024 06:53 PM (yJZYG)

I still wonder if they are mirages/chimerical.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 06, 2024 06:53 PM (PDf99)

I don't think they are. It is very interesting to watch RFK supporters on X realize how very much they have in common with MAGA. It truly is comical how much they misunderstood MAGA because they had never talked to a Trump supporter.

Posted by: Redbanzai at September 06, 2024 06:58 PM (yJZYG)

145 It's nice that the gang members in El Salvador choose to voluntarily identify themselves through full-body tats.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 06, 2024 06:49 PM (uxCna)
_______________

I'm amused that our lower orders - especially the criminals - go in so big for tattoos. If the cops required unique tattoos on each criminal to facilitate their identification by their victims, the criminals and the ACLU would howl in protest.

Yet they do it voluntarily. It is to laugh.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 06, 2024 06:58 PM (YqDXo)

146 Nevergiveup

Good to see you posting. Have you trained your replacement yet?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 06, 2024 06:54 PM (u82oZ)

The powers that be would not let me. And told him that he is not allowed to consult with me. Now 11 months since I Left, I understand he is failing biggly!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 06, 2024 06:59 PM (SHAib)

147 Local news in Colorado has absolutely confirmed Venezuelan gangs took over apartment buildings in Aurora, including a report by legal team hired by the property owners. So, why are the local authorities ceding US territory to foreign gangs? Why haven’t the cops gone in already?!
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 06, 2024 06:56 PM (CEzQx)

The new progressive militia needs barracks.

Posted by: mrp at September 06, 2024 06:59 PM (rj6Yv)

148 127 Kumala is going down. The sucking sound she hears is her political career going down the drain.

I want to buy everyone a drink!
Posted by: Ben Had at September 06, 2024 06:52 PM (G3Ji7)

Cheers! Some point in the future, after we get back to normal, her campaign is gonna be used in poli sci classes as the ultimate example of what not to do. Will be good for some laughs too.

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 06, 2024 06:59 PM (NMT5x)

149 >>> 129 Great Pyrenees for the Uninitiated:

https://tinyurl.com/muwwu45c
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 06, 2024 06:52 PM (PDf99)

It's a pony!!!

Now you see why they are used as livestock guardians, and how even a puppy could take out 13 (?) coyotes on his own.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 06, 2024 06:59 PM (FnneF)

150 So, the Vice President of the US, has gone all in on Censorship...

After taking the Oath to support and defend the Constitution, which enshrines Freedom of Speech.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 06, 2024 06:59 PM (xaFKb)

151 Thousands of people who took advantage of the Chase bank ATM 'money glitch' are being investigated for possible check fraud - WSJ

What is this all about?

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 06, 2024 06:56 PM

Some dumbass deposited a check he wrote to himself into his own account then withdrew all the money. Then posted it to social media as a "bank glitch" that enables you to get free money.

Then a bunch of other dumbasses did it. And posted it to social media. Now they all have accounts in the red, some to the tune of $10k+. And possible fraud charges.

Posted by: Bert G at September 06, 2024 06:59 PM (VARTN)

152 105 Gref

Thanks for the heads up. I hope it is a soft touchdown in New Mexico.

Hate to be woken by a Boing alert "We don't know where it is going to hit."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 06, 2024 06:47 PM (u82oZ)

You and will be pretty safe. The cursed thing won't have the energy to make it to our AOs, in either one or multiple pieces. If, that is, it does a successful entry burn. Well, actually I'll be totally safe and you'll be pretty safe. The thing is controlled from Houston Mission Control and those boys and girls will do anything and everything to ensure it does not come down on their heads or their houses!

:-)

Posted by: Gref at September 06, 2024 06:59 PM (aBgBM)

153 NaCly dearest. 41 days!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 06, 2024 07:00 PM (G3Ji7)

154 Heard on Fox News that tenants in the Aurora building said there were no gangsters. They said the problem was absentee landlords who wouldn't take care of the building.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 06, 2024 07:00 PM (63Dwl)

155 Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur Sep 5
Local news in Colorado has absolutely confirmed Venezuelan gangs took over apartment buildings in Aurora, including a report by legal team hired by the property owners. So, why are the local authorities ceding US territory to foreign gangs? Why haven’t the cops gone in already?!

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 06, 2024 06:56 PM (CEzQx)
_______________

Next up: the Young Turds will be pressing for law and order.

I don't feel so good ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 06, 2024 07:00 PM (YqDXo)

156 Are there guys who really want to be gay but don't know how?
----

LOL. You're not supposed to notice things like that. There are guys who really want to fuck little boys, that's all that this what is about. Grooming.

Posted by: The Hell With Scope or Cepacol It's Fucking Ten High All The Way at September 06, 2024 07:00 PM (cy5Cg)

157 Nevergiveup

Gasp!!

May his fall leave a big crater that others can avoid.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 06, 2024 07:00 PM (u82oZ)

158 What is this all about?

Chase had a bug where you can deposit a fake check, and get a bunch of cash immediately before the check bounced.

Thousands of idiots thought that this was free money.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 06, 2024 07:01 PM (uxCna)

159 The powers that be would not let me. And told him that he is not allowed to consult with me. Now 11 months since I Left, I understand he is failing biggly!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 06, 2024 06:59 PM (SHAib)
__________________

When I left academia my successor apparently crashed and burned, a total disaster.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 06, 2024 07:01 PM (YqDXo)

160 Let's quit assuming that these DIE-pushing, woke wine-guzzlers all keep cats!! Most are more likely to keep dogs, the yapping kind like them.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la birra e buona molto fresca #13 at September 06, 2024 07:01 PM (qfLjt)

161 I'm amused that our lower orders - especially the criminals - go in so big for tattoos. If the cops required unique tattoos on each criminal to facilitate their identification by their victims, the criminals and the ACLU would howl in protest.

Yet they do it voluntarily. It is to laugh.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 06, 2024 06:58 PM (YqDXo)

Military once 'strongly suggested' against Tatoos, because of the job I was doing...

No identifying marks...

Glad I listened.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 06, 2024 07:01 PM (xaFKb)

162 In more important news, X formerly known as Twitter is telling me hok tua girl took a DNA test and it came back 97% Ashkenazi Jew.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 06, 2024 07:01 PM (dQfJF)

163
Alan Dershowitz says he has left the Democratic Party.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

===============

rufkm? That's huge. For years, he's been observing the insanity of the Democrat party with placid yet ruthless precision combined with a joyful determination to vote for whichever psychotic lightbeing was running. Now he's left it? I'll take it. I don't care what else he does.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at September 06, 2024 07:01 PM (I87yH)

164 Heard on Fox News that tenants in the Aurora building said there were no gangsters. They said the problem was absentee landlords who wouldn't take care of the building.

That is the claim that local Leftists are making.

Nothing to see here!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 06, 2024 07:02 PM (uxCna)

165 Pug, damn right. How are you both?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 06, 2024 06:58 PM (G3Ji7)

Mrs. Pug is doing a lot better. The antibiotics for the Lyme disease are working well. She still has some other stuff regarding her neck and lower back, and when outdoors has to walk with a cane, but her energy level is way better, which means we are doing a lot of household things that had been neglected. Dang it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 06, 2024 07:02 PM (Ad8y9)

166 >>> 153 NaCly dearest. 41 days!
Posted by: Ben Had at September 06, 2024 07:00 PM (G3Ji7)

How is it September already?!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 06, 2024 07:02 PM (FnneF)

167 Vermont Country Store carries Postum. Made by Eliza's Quest Foods now. Wheat bran, molasses and wheat starch. I haven't tried mine yet to see if it tastes the same

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 06, 2024 07:03 PM (MpVUb)

168 154 Heard on Fox News that tenants in the Aurora building said there were no gangsters. They said the problem was absentee landlords who wouldn't take care of the building.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 06, 2024 07:00 PM (63Dwl)

Yeah, I wouldn't take care of a building if no one was paying ME rent...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 06, 2024 07:03 PM (xaFKb)

169 I always thought the Pyrenees were mythical, like Patagonia and Shangri-la. My mistake.

Posted by: Don't Get Out Much at September 06, 2024 07:03 PM (CV8a5)

170 Kumala is going down.
________________

First time for everything, I guess.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 06, 2024 07:03 PM (YqDXo)

171 Helena Handbasket, we blinked.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 06, 2024 07:04 PM (G3Ji7)

172 Now that Dick Cheney has endorsed Kamala, Kurt Schlichter makes the easiest prediction ever:

I’m just waiting for George W. Bush to endorse Kamala. You know it’s going to happen.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 06, 2024 07:04 PM (uxCna)

173 >>> 170 Kumala is going down.
________________

First time for everything, I guess.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 06, 2024 07:03 PM (YqDXo)

"First" time?! She ain't no Sponge.

Posted by: Willie Brown at September 06, 2024 07:04 PM (FnneF)

174 Gref

Pretty safe. Good to know. We have a tornado shelter in the house.

When we had a tornado CBDR on the house, my wife did not go to it. She put a sheet over her head to block the thrown glass. I was at the school, watching them try to do a real tornado shelter. Sheesh. Fortunately, the tornado missed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 06, 2024 07:04 PM (u82oZ)

175 169 I always thought the Pyrenees were mythical, like Patagonia and Shangri-la. My mistake.
Posted by: Don't Get Out Much at September 06, 2024 07:03 PM (CV8a5)

Pyrenees? small Poddle.... right?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 06, 2024 07:04 PM (xaFKb)

176 Alan Dershowitz says he has left the Democratic Party.

==

...and ??

Posted by: runner at September 06, 2024 07:04 PM (V13WU)

177 Heard on Fox News that tenants in the Aurora building said there were no gangsters. They said the problem was absentee landlords who wouldn't take care of the building.

That is the claim that local Leftists are making.

Nothing to see here!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 06, 2024 07:02 PM (uxCna)
________________

And there's no gambling in Rick's casino!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 06, 2024 07:05 PM (YqDXo)

178 172 Now that Dick Cheney has endorsed Kamala, Kurt Schlichter makes the easiest prediction ever:

I’m just waiting for George W. Bush to endorse Kamala. You know it’s going to happen.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 06, 2024 07:04 PM (uxCna)

We ARE in the end game, of the Great UnMasking.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 06, 2024 07:05 PM (xaFKb)

179 States disregard some Constitution Rights, it's only a matter of time the Fed government does.

Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2024 07:05 PM (fwDg9)

180 162 In more important news, X formerly known as Twitter is telling me hok tua girl took a DNA test and it came back 97% Ashkenazi Jew.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis

Skeptical. Doesn't sound Kosher.

Posted by: Rabbi Jacob at September 06, 2024 07:05 PM (CV8a5)

181
Chase had a bug where you can deposit a fake check, and get a bunch of cash immediately before the check bounced.

Thousands of idiots thought that this was free money.

And they vote.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 06, 2024 07:06 PM (63Dwl)

182 The powers that be would not let me. And told him that he is not allowed to consult with me. Now 11 months since I Left, I understand he is failing biggly!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 06, 2024 06:59 PM (SHAib)
__________________

When I left academia my successor apparently crashed and burned, a total disaster.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 06, 2024 07:01 PM (YqDXo)

Specifically they wanted off one special project I was in control of in the Navy. They transferred that project to another N department where it went to die. The Pentagon was not happy and told the Civilian Contractor they should hire me as a Consultant. LOL, so they did. I heard heads were exploding LOL. I'm Baaaack

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 06, 2024 07:06 PM (SHAib)

183 I have a great pyranees... he is a masdive freaking dog but a total sweetheart. He wants so badly to make friends with our cats but they are having none of it:-P

Posted by: Redbanzai at September 06, 2024 07:06 PM (yJZYG)

184 e456ueb5h6ueb56u
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
-------

I've just got to get my Enigma machine working again.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 06, 2024 07:06 PM (XeU6L)

185 Some dumbass deposited a check he wrote to himself into his own account then withdrew all the money. Then posted it to social media as a "bank glitch" that enables you to get free money. Then a bunch of other dumbasses did it. And posted it to social media. Now they all have accounts in the red, some to the tune of $10k+. And possible fraud charges.
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"Possible". Way back in the Cretaceous period of ATMs, one could simply punch in how much you were depositing, and put nothing in the envelope. Something like that, I know this because a kid at school did this. He was showing off his bank balance on the little receipt they give ya. Oops.

One pay period at Ft. Lewis, the word came down from on nigh, that a glitch in the direct deposit disbursement meant everyone on base would be paid twice.

"They are going to take it back. Don't spend it!" was the word.

You'll never guess what happened. There were actually a few dumb numb nuts who .... spent the money. Oops. In retrospect it may have been a psych study on our behalf by one of the letter agencies. Or it could have been as they said.

It is true some people get a little squirrely when it comes to "free" money.

Posted by: The Hell With Scope or Cepacol It's Fucking Ten High All The Way at September 06, 2024 07:06 PM (cy5Cg)

186 Starliner undocked from the ISS on time, 6:04 PM EDT.

If you live in southwestern New Mexico, wear a hard hat later this evening. Landing will be approximately 12:03 AM EDT, Saturday the 7th, at the White Sands Test Range.

Posted by: Gref at September 06, 2024 06:34 PM (aBgBM)

I thought that they could not un-dock remotely.

Eivdently I was miss-informed.

Posted by: Javems at September 06, 2024 07:06 PM (8I4hW)

187 Heard on Fox News that tenants in the Aurora building said there were no gangsters. They said the problem was absentee landlords who wouldn't take care of the building.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 06, 2024 07:00 PM (63Dwl)

Yeah, I wouldn't take care of a building if no one was paying ME rent...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 06, 2024 07:03 PM (xaFKb)
________________

"Excuse me, heavily-armed and -tattooed murderous gang members, I'm just here to do some routine maintenance. Won't be but a minute."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 06, 2024 07:07 PM (YqDXo)

188 NGU , give ' m hell.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 06, 2024 07:07 PM (G3Ji7)

189 That is a big, fluffy puppy the size of shetland pony. I'd be broke just from food. The one they are keeping is 9 months old, 80 lbs (underweight) and they keep growing until 3.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

The Aegean stables...

Posted by: MkY at September 06, 2024 07:07 PM (cPGH3)

190
Cenk whatshisname from the Young Turks is actually getting partially red pilled over the Venezualan gang story.

Posted by: Redbanzai

===============

He also posted about the difference between right and left.

"Agree with an online right-winger 2%, their reaction: Welcome to the party! MAGA welcomes you.

Agree with an online leftist only 98%, their reaction: Nazi!"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at September 06, 2024 07:07 PM (I87yH)

191 179 States disregard some Constitution Rights, it's only a matter of time the Fed government does.
Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2024 07:05 PM (fwDg9)

Uh.... we need a time machine to go back to the time the Fed Gov started ignoring Constitutional Rights.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 06, 2024 07:07 PM (xaFKb)

192 Starliner undocked from the ISS on time, 6:04 PM EDT.

If you live in southwestern New Mexico, wear a hard hat later this evening. Landing will be approximately 12:03 AM EDT, Saturday the 7th, at the White Sands Test Range.
________________

And get a big catcher's mitt.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 06, 2024 07:07 PM (YqDXo)

193
Alan Dershowitz says he has left the Democratic Party.

Last time I heard him on Dennis Prager's show he was still going to vote Democrat. Might have been a couple months ago. Probably before Joe dropped out.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 06, 2024 07:08 PM (63Dwl)

194 Apartment manager on the right needs attention. He is making it easy.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 06, 2024 07:09 PM (Z8Yh2)

195 184 e456ueb5h6ueb56u
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
-------

I've just got to get my Enigma machine working again.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 06, 2024 07:06 PM (XeU6L)

Drink more Ovaltine

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 06, 2024 07:09 PM (xaFKb)

196 I'll take it. I don't care what else he does.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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This.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 06, 2024 07:10 PM (XeU6L)

197 Recall that all this DIE stuff is driven by Blackrock and their "lending" requirements?

Saw a video, "who owns Blackrock?"

Well, there's the public listing of major shareholders. But not the controlling shareholder.
That's Merrill Lynch. They own 40%. But they don't have to be disclosed as they're classified as an "insider."

And who owns ML?
Bank of America.

And who has the most shares of Bank of America?
Warren Buffett.
Who has been dumping his BoA shares ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 06, 2024 07:10 PM (1tQZO)

198 It is true some people get a little squirrely when it comes to "free" money.
Posted by: The Hell With Scope or Cepacol

This is true for schools, local, and state governments. COVID money has done spectacular damage to budgets.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 06, 2024 07:10 PM (u82oZ)

199 Bottom surgery = Black and Decker pecker wrecker

Posted by: wth at September 06, 2024 07:11 PM (v0R5T)

200 I don't know about you, I am not very impressed with Dershowitz leaving the Democrat party. Too little , too late.

Posted by: runner at September 06, 2024 07:11 PM (V13WU)

201 Specifically they wanted off one special project I was in control of in the Navy. They transferred that project to another N department where it went to die. The Pentagon was not happy and told the Civilian Contractor they should hire me as a Consultant. LOL, so they did. I heard heads were exploding LOL. I'm Baaaack

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 06, 2024 07:06 PM (SHAib)
________________

Good for you! I hope you were hired back at a premium rate.

My successor was the fair-haired boy of the head of department, one who could do no wrong. Until he got tenure. Hasn't published a jot in a decade.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 06, 2024 07:12 PM (YqDXo)

202
Next up: the Young Turds will be pressing for law and order.

I don't feel so good ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

===========

Don't worry, he's still spewing plenty of left-wing garbage to prevent the world from ending.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at September 06, 2024 07:12 PM (I87yH)

203 They'll time Bush's endorsement of Cheney for the time of maximum impact.

It will be interesting to see when they think that is - because of early voting, you no longer can wait until the weekend before Election Day, like they did with releasing news of Bush's DUI conviction.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 06, 2024 07:12 PM (uxCna)

204 1
e456ueb5h6ueb56u
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office
......

Sounds better in the original Esperanto.

Posted by: wth at September 06, 2024 07:12 PM (v0R5T)

205 Too much walkin', shoes worn thin
Too much trippin' and my soul's worn thin

This is sadly true. The Pusheen slippers Pooky and Pookette got me for Mother's Day are wearing out.

Posted by: pookysgirl, getting off the emotional rollercoaster at September 06, 2024 07:12 PM (dtlDP)

206 Agree with an online leftist only 98%, their reaction: Nazi!"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at September 06, 2024 07:07 PM (I87yH)

He did name his channel or whatever it is after another genocidal bunch assholes.
The "Young Turks" were the Turkish group who tried to exterminate the Kurds around WW1 time.

Anyway. I don't care what he says. He should be magot food along with the rest of his ilk

Posted by: Reforger at September 06, 2024 07:12 PM (xcIvR)

207 180 162 In more important news, X formerly known as Twitter is telling me hok tua girl took a DNA test and it came back 97% Ashkenazi Jew.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis

Skeptical. Doesn't sound Kosher.
Posted by: Rabbi Jacob at September 06, 2024 07:05 PM (CV8a5)

It’s kosher to knock the cobwebs off that thang. Especially on the sabbath.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 06, 2024 07:13 PM (dQfJF)

208 Alan Dershowitz says he has left the Democratic Party.

Last time I heard

Dick and Liz Cheney for Alan Dershowitz. Sounds like a good trade.

Posted by: Piper at September 06, 2024 07:13 PM (QzINz)

209 Remember, you need a fairly stout hard hat to survive a Starliner direct hit. Not some fake batting helmet you got at a minor league stadium.

Posted by: Prudence Dictates at September 06, 2024 07:13 PM (CV8a5)

210 Yeah, that pesky First Amendment has got to go.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Barky essentially stated that the Constitution is a time-consuming bottleneck.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 06, 2024 07:13 PM (XeU6L)

211 Deplorable Jay Guevara

That's got to be a satisfying feeling, to go out on a high note like you did.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 06, 2024 07:13 PM (u82oZ)

212 The Aegean stables...
Posted by: MkY at September 06, 2024 07:07 PM (cPGH3)

Oh damn. I did not think about that. We have to pick up after the dog at the apartment complex.

Even if you had a fenced yard. Mowing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 06, 2024 07:13 PM (PDf99)

213 Being retired makes every evening a Friday afternoon. But still, a Friday afternoon is nice.
Martini time!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 06, 2024 07:14 PM (W/lyH)

214 Mike Hammer

That's a good reason to keep the Constitution. To protect us from "experts" with agendas and incompetence. For the feelings.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 06, 2024 07:14 PM (u82oZ)

215 This is sadly true. The Pusheen slippers Pooky and Pookette got me for Mother's Day are wearing out.
Posted by: pookysgirl,

Stop wearing them to Walmart.

Posted by: Thom McCan at September 06, 2024 07:15 PM (CV8a5)

216 It is true some people get a little squirrely when it comes to "free" money.
Posted by: The Hell With Scope or Cepacol

This is true for schools, local, and state governments. COVID money has done spectacular damage to budgets.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 06, 2024 07:10 PM (u82oZ)
_________________

California scored big with Covid money, leading to a $78 billion (IIRC) budget surplus. Wheee! Which California promptly pissed away. Now there's something like a $93 billion (again IIRC) budget deficit. Sad faces all around.

The idea of saving for a rainy day is apparently anathema to Democrats. When times are bad, people say, "this too shall pass." Of course, when times are good, they should say the same thing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 06, 2024 07:15 PM (YqDXo)

217 I have a great pyranees... he is a masdive freaking dog but a total sweetheart. He wants so badly to make friends with our cats but they are having none of it:-P
Posted by: Redbanzai at September 06, 2024 07:06 PM (yJZYG)

That's interesting.

I've known a few people who've had Great Pyrenees and they tend to be very independent and shift their flock guarding duties over to humans,

which made them very bitey and mean outside of their family. Their size makes them dangerous if not well-trained.

You need to make sure that you're the alpha or they will be.

Buuuuuuuut, as always.....YMMV.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 06, 2024 07:16 PM (eDfFs)

218 Trump War Room @TrumpWarRoom
What could these 12 buses possibly be doing leaving Kamala's event in New Hampshire?
--
Busses hold between 36 to 60 passengers per the internets.

Meaning, 432 to 720 were bussed in.

Small number? Sure.
But not when:
1) she holds her rallies indoors.
2) she needs a solid sea of black faces in the background in lilly-white New Hampshire.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 06, 2024 07:16 PM (1tQZO)

219 That's got to be a satisfying feeling, to go out on a high note like you did.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 06, 2024 07:13 PM (u82oZ)
_______________

Yeah, it was!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 06, 2024 07:16 PM (YqDXo)

220 Team Trump (Text TRUMP to 88022) @TeamTrump 5h
🚨BREAKING: The National Fraternal Order of Police has ENDORSED President Trump and JD Vance.

"Our members carefully considered the positions of the candidates on the issues and there was no doubt -- zero doubt -- as to who they want as our president."

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 06, 2024 07:16 PM (CEzQx)

221 e456ueb5h6ueb56u
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office

And here I was just reading up on Vigenere ciphers

Posted by: Diogenes at September 06, 2024 07:17 PM (W/lyH)

222 That's got to be a satisfying feeling, to go out on a high note like you did.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 06, 2024 07:13 PM (u82oZ)
_______________

I was bringing a lot of money into the department, too, erasing the departmental debt. But all that went bye-bye with me. (grins evilly)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 06, 2024 07:18 PM (YqDXo)

223 Remember, you need a fairly stout hard hat to survive a Starliner direct hit. Not some fake batting helmet you got at a minor league stadium.
Posted by: Prudence Dictates
----------

I have one of these:

t.ly/HgxCw

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 06, 2024 07:18 PM (XeU6L)

224 134 Dash, did you see my text?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 06, 2024 06:54 PM (G3Ji7)

Hmm, no...

Let me get my laptop out. Sometimes texts get emailed to me instead and go to junk mail. I'll follow up with you offline.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 06, 2024 07:18 PM (OX9vb)

225 Kumala can bend over and kiss her ass goodbye

Posted by: Ben Had at September 06, 2024 07:19 PM (G3Ji7)

226 99% of the online "right" boils down to Yeah Whatever But Did You Enjoy The Meme.

The other 1% are paid shitposters doing Just Asking Questions.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 06, 2024 07:19 PM (mDTxx)

227 e456ueb5h6ueb56u
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office
......

you really shouldn't post your PC password online

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office IT Supervisor at September 06, 2024 07:20 PM (v0R5T)

228 Good for you! I hope you were hired back at a premium rate.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 06, 2024 07:12 PM (YqDXo)

Pretty good since I can do it in my sleep and all by telework

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 06, 2024 07:20 PM (SHAib)

229 "Let's make sure teachers have more "private little chats" about sex and blowjobs and anal with the children they have authority over."

The Tim Walz scandal that has yet to surface is the inordinate amount of time e and interest he took in "behind closed doors" counseling of his gender confused students when he was a teacher. I am waiting for one or more of these students to come forward and explain how "Uncle Timmy" forced them to do things that didn't clear up their disphoria but made very clear that Walz was a fucking pervert.

Posted by: JTSmith at September 06, 2024 07:20 PM (ZazCK)

230 And here I was just reading up on Vigenere ciphers
Posted by: Diogenes at September 06, 2024 07:17 PM (W/lyH)

Bobs?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 06, 2024 07:20 PM (mDTxx)

231 e456ueb5h6ueb56u
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
-------

I've just got to get my Enigma machine working again.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 06, 2024 07:06 PM (XeU6L)

Drink more Ovaltine
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 06, 2024 07:09 PM

"The cat food bowl is empty."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 06, 2024 07:21 PM (Wnv9h)

232 Specifically they wanted off one special project I was in control of in the Navy. They transferred that project to another N department where it went to die. The Pentagon was not happy and told the Civilian Contractor they should hire me as a Consultant. LOL, so they did. I heard heads were exploding LOL. I'm Baaaack

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 06, 2024 07:06 PM (SHAib)

Sounds like a few of the contractors Pooky knew when he was in the Air Force. One had already gotten out, the program had been shut down, the documents were on their way to be destroyed, and something international happened. Emergency phone calls were made, the guy was told "name your salary, we need you NOW" and the first thing he did was call around to save the documents.

Posted by: pookysgirl has met some interesting characters at September 06, 2024 07:21 PM (dtlDP)

233 The "Young Turks" were the Turkish group who tried to exterminate the Kurds around WW1 time.
________________

Also the Armenians and Assyrians.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 06, 2024 07:21 PM (YqDXo)

234 And here I was just reading up on Vigenere ciphers
Posted by: Diogenes
----

An excellent read:
'Complete Story of Codebreaking in World War II', Stephen Budiansky

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 06, 2024 07:21 PM (XeU6L)

235 231 e456ueb5h6ueb56u
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
-------
I've just got to get my Enigma machine working again.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 06, 2024 07:06 PM (XeU6L)

Drink more Ovaltine
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 06, 2024 07:09 PM

"The cat food bowl is empty."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 06, 2024 07:21 PM (Wnv9h)

Epstein did not kill himself.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 06, 2024 07:21 PM (PDf99)

236 Deplorable Jay Guevara

They should have chosen ... more carefully.

Somewhere there was a group of Deans that were not embarrassed by failure.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 06, 2024 07:21 PM (u82oZ)

237 Password status:
Weak

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office IT Supervisor at September 06, 2024 07:22 PM (v0R5T)

238 I thought that they could not un-dock remotely.

Eivdently I was miss-informed.

---

They had to remotely update the computers on Starliner to put that functionality back in (they launched this trip without it, for some stupid reason).

(Because they're stupid.)

Posted by: Gaff at September 06, 2024 07:22 PM (vAcph)

239 The Cheneys for a breeding pair of hyenas would be a good trade.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 06, 2024 07:23 PM (0FoWg)

240 I still am highly disappointed that something called a 'Starliner' does not look like a beautiful, graceful 1950's dream spacecraft.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 06, 2024 07:23 PM (PDf99)

241 If you think Tren de Aragau is bad, wait until Tren de Pingűino takes over the comments here.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 06, 2024 07:23 PM (a3Q+t)

242 Posted by: pookysgirl has met some interesting characters at September 06, 2024 07:21 PM

I've been in and out of the blog today. Do we have a new Pookette?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 06, 2024 07:24 PM (Wnv9h)

243 Thousands of people who took advantage of the Chase bank ATM 'money glitch' are being investigated for possible check fraud - WSJ

What is this all about?
---
Gen Z discovers check kiting and thinks they invented it.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 06, 2024 07:24 PM (1tQZO)

244 Sounds like a few of the contractors Pooky knew when he was in the Air Force. One had already gotten out, the program had been shut down, the documents were on their way to be destroyed, and something international happened. Emergency phone calls were made, the guy was told "name your salary, we need you NOW" and the first thing he did was call around to save the documents.
Posted by: pookysgirl has met some interesting characters at September 06, 2024 07:21 PM (dtlDP)

LOL, Yup. The thing I am realizing is that the Civilian Contractor ( and it is a big one ) is as fucked up and wasteful and incompetent as the DOD.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 06, 2024 07:24 PM (SHAib)

245 239 The Cheneys for a breeding pair of hyenas would be a good trade.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 06, 2024 07:23 PM (0FoWg)

The Cheneys *are* a breeding pair of hyenas.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 06, 2024 07:24 PM (mDTxx)

246 --

I have one of these:

t.ly/HgxCw
Posted by: Mike Hammer

That's a nice one. I have an aluminum one from the sixties and a more modern one commemorating the opening of the nuclear plant in NH in the 80s.

Posted by: Buster Brown (and Tige) at September 06, 2024 07:24 PM (CV8a5)

247 This week has been a good week.

Let's keep it up.

Have a great night basking in the afterglow, everyone.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 06, 2024 07:24 PM (u82oZ)

248 Somewhere there was a group of Deans that were not embarrassed by failure.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 06, 2024 07:21 PM (u82oZ)
________________

No, indeed. You'll love this story. The head of the tech transfer department was a former secretary who'd advanced through dead men's shoes to be in charge. After I left, I heard that she had embezzled a shitload of money (the university had essentially zero financial controls) and run off with the cash and her boyfriend to a place with no extradition treaty.

You've got to laugh.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 06, 2024 07:25 PM (YqDXo)

249
Anyway. I don't care what he says. He should be magot food along with the rest of his ilk
Posted by: Reforger

===============

He's a 98% idiot no matter which side of the line he's standing on.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at September 06, 2024 07:25 PM (I87yH)

250 Have a great night basking in the afterglow, everyone.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 06, 2024 07:24 PM

You people with your social lives....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 06, 2024 07:26 PM (Wnv9h)

251 TdA is See Eye Eh.

No way it makes sense otherwise.

All the spooks who can't piss about north of the isthmus anymore with their wormtonguing and screwtaping are now settling into maduro's back garden to try to have another go at it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 06, 2024 07:27 PM (mDTxx)

252 23 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 1h
NEW - Italian minister quits after appointing ex-lover as adviser, BBC reports

----
In Spanish? Why not Italian?

I do like the lover, definitely great going. So he dropped her? Found something better? You know what they say, 'however gorgeous she may be, someone will be totally fed up with her'.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la birra e buona molto fresca #14 at September 06, 2024 07:27 PM (qfLjt)

253 No, indeed. You'll love this story. The head of the tech transfer department was a former secretary who'd advanced through dead men's shoes to be in charge. After I left, I heard that she had embezzled a shitload of money (the university had essentially zero financial controls) and run off with the cash and her boyfriend to a place with no extradition treaty.

You've got to laugh.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

What a story! Was she hot?

Posted by: Lonely, Old, Light House Keeper Midgett at September 06, 2024 07:29 PM (CV8a5)

254 I've been in and out of the blog today. Do we have a new Pookette?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 06, 2024 07:24 PM (Wnv9h)

No Lil Pooky yet. Different doctor on call today, who happens to be my doctor's boss and thought my BP was no big deal. Also I'm hoping and praying I never get that nurse again, she acted like I was either stupid or inexperienced.

Posted by: pookysgirl's one live birth is currently reading a novel at September 06, 2024 07:29 PM (dtlDP)

255 RMBS, says the man that just returned from a cruise.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 06, 2024 07:29 PM (G3Ji7)

256 @223 Aw. I had one of those from Yon Olden Times, and it was my favorite, with that Howard Roark, Field Engineer vibe.

At a certain point I started getting Told, that any site with electrical overheads had to ban metal hats, even though I was in no way involved with the high tension work. Darn. So now it's costumery only, despite being better protection than the plastic thingy.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at September 06, 2024 07:30 PM (zdLoL)

257 Gen Z discovers check kiting and thinks they invented it.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 06, 2024 07:24 PM (1tQZO)
__________________

And now they're about to find out about the Statute of Frauds (England, ca. 1660).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 06, 2024 07:30 PM (YqDXo)

258 My comments are the best. Shiny, spot-on, relevant to the content. Trust me.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 06, 2024 06:56 PM (Ad8y9)

Well, naturally. They always are!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 06, 2024 07:31 PM (OX9vb)

259 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 1h
NEW - Italian minister quits after appointing ex-lover as adviser, BBC reports

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In Spanish? Why not Italian?

I do like the lover, definitely great going. So he dropped her? Found something better? You know what they say, 'however gorgeous she may be, someone will be totally fed up with her'.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la birra e buona molto fresca #14 at September 06, 2024 07:27 PM

Well...this *is* Italy, where they put a former porn starlet in Parliament, so...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 06, 2024 07:32 PM (Wnv9h)

260 Le CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS

Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2024 07:32 PM (fwDg9)

261 "There's always going to be crime everywhere."
......

What's a little assault and battery among friends?

Posted by: wth at September 06, 2024 07:33 PM (v0R5T)

262 RMBS, says the man that just returned from a cruise.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 06, 2024 07:29 PM

😄

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 06, 2024 07:33 PM (Wnv9h)

263 What a story! Was she hot?

Posted by: Lonely, Old, Light House Keeper Midgett at September 06, 2024 07:29 PM (CV8a5)
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No, hell. She was a cat lady, and a pain in the ass. She hired others just like her, too, one of whom in a negotiation with a prospective licensee of my technology stupidly started arguing for the licensee's position and against the university's position. I was trying to kick her under the table, but I couldn't reach her. She had her little power suit and Dayrunner, etc., but didn't have a brain in her head.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 06, 2024 07:34 PM (YqDXo)

264 I've just got to get my Enigma machine working again.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Pretty sure this is code for something.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2024 07:37 PM (WXNFJ)

265 My enigma machine tells me I am eternally fucked

Posted by: Ben Had at September 06, 2024 07:39 PM (G3Ji7)

266 I've just got to get my Enigma machine working again.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

********

You don't really need a machine. It's gravity fed. You might try hanging the bag higher, and lay on your left side with your knees pulled up.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2024 07:59 PM (991eG)

267 The Harris-Walz bus says Reproductive Freedom on its sides. Bizzare

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 06, 2024 08:00 PM (NFX2v)

268 "There are details that I can't share with you yet, but you can think on it and we will talk about it later."

Definitely not groomer.

Open warfare in 15 years. The end of my life will be an old man firing a rifle into a crowd and say that it's necessary to live rather than to serve

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