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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (9/7/24)
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Some people are born with a lucky rabbit's foot up their ass. This guy? If it weren't for bad luck he would have no luck at all.
A FATHER is fighting for his life after contracting three mosquito-borne illnesses from a single bite. Joe Casey, 54, has reportedly tested positive for Eastern equine encephalitis, West Nile Virus, and St. Louis encephalitis.All kidding aside......That is some scary shit.
All the comforts of home. At sea. Or, it is all fun and games until there's a court martial. Genius Award Winner.
The littoral combat ship Manchester underway near the Marshall Islands in July 2023. (Navy)
Today’s Navy sailors are likely familiar with the jarring loss of internet connectivity that can come with a ship’s deployment. For a variety of reasons, including operational security, a crew’s internet access is regularly restricted while underway, to preserve bandwidth for the mission and to keep their ship safe from nefarious online attacks.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 07, 2024 09:47 PM (rJ7Hd)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 07, 2024 09:48 PM (rJ7Hd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2024 09:48 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2024 09:50 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2024 09:51 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 07, 2024 09:51 PM (rJ7Hd)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2024 09:52 PM (P76D6)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 07, 2024 09:52 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2024 09:52 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 07, 2024 09:53 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Robert at September 07, 2024 09:53 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Dealers choice?
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2024 09:52 PM (vJiyU
Seven card no limit. Buy in is 50.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 07, 2024 09:53 PM (rJ7Hd)
Posted by: ALH at September 07, 2024 09:53 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Since I just got the matchbook under the table leg, you're right on time.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2024 09:54 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 07, 2024 09:55 PM (aPY1X)
THAT is some of the most beautiful Yoko evah!!!!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2024 09:55 PM (P76D6)
But the government is going to release all its UFO files, so we can use alien technology to make space travel great again. Right after the space station crashes to earth.
Evenin', y'all. Ain't technology wunnerful?
Posted by: mindful webworker - spaced, maan at September 07, 2024 09:55 PM (miZDF)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 07, 2024 09:53 PM (2NHgQ)
Step out of your comfort zone.
Posted by: Zombie Overend Watts at September 07, 2024 09:55 PM (mQj5A)
Posted by: Robert Riech at September 07, 2024 09:55 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: ALH at September 07, 2024 09:55 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
50 what? I'm a little short this month.
Posted by: Robert Riech at September 07, 2024 09:55 PM (vJiyU
Matches.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 07, 2024 09:56 PM (aPY1X)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 07, 2024 09:56 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 07, 2024 09:56 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 07, 2024 09:56 PM (mQj5A)
Posted by: Helen Keller at September 07, 2024 09:57 PM (lUpXd)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 07, 2024 09:56 PM (mQj5A)
It's like you jumped out of a cake!
Posted by: ALH at September 07, 2024 09:58 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 07, 2024 09:58 PM (+H2BX)
Posted by: ALH
Her Marcel Marceau tribute album was worth a listen.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2024 09:59 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2024 09:59 PM (P76D6)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 07, 2024 09:58 PM (+H2BX)
Walmart has a thin mint cookie that's remarkaby close to the GS cookie.
Posted by: ALH at September 07, 2024 09:59 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Robert Riech at September 07, 2024 09:55 PM (vJiyU)
You're a little short every month. Forever.
Posted by: RickZ at September 07, 2024 10:00 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: hart at September 07, 2024 10:00 PM (H2zSJ)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 07, 2024 10:00 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 07, 2024 10:00 PM (+H2BX)
Posted by: Helen Keller at September 07, 2024 09:57 PM (lUpXd)
Turn the sound up, you'll understand.
Posted by: ALH at September 07, 2024 10:01 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: ALH at September 07, 2024 09:58 PM (xJEPL)
SWIMWEAR!
Posted by: RickZ at September 07, 2024 10:01 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 07, 2024 09:58 PM (+H2BX)
Walmart has a thin mint cookie that's remarkaby close to the GS cookie.
Posted by: ALH
For me, Campfire mints were the bomb! Haven't had any for like 20 years....
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2024 10:01 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 07, 2024 10:01 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 07, 2024 10:02 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2024 10:02 PM (P76D6)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
You can't say she doesn't enjoy her work.
Posted by: mikeski at September 07, 2024 10:02 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 07, 2024 10:02 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: tankdemon at September 07, 2024 10:02 PM (9l4aY)
Fantastic music behind the top pic!
I kid, I kid... it was great only because I had the headphones plugged in to the laptop but not on my head, so I didn't hear a note. In my humble opinion, the best way to hear Yoko is to... not hear her.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 07, 2024 10:03 PM (CiNoz)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 07, 2024 10:03 PM (RIvkX)
Go to adoration. Jesus is present and visible in the world. An hour there is the best hour you will spend all week.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 07, 2024 10:04 PM (+H2BX)
Posted by: hart at September 07, 2024 10:04 PM (H2zSJ)
Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at September 07, 2024 10:04 PM (B1/u4)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2024 10:04 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 07, 2024 10:05 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 07, 2024 10:06 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 07, 2024 10:07 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 07, 2024 10:07 PM (bxwtE)
Posted by: no one of any consequence
Which I point out the the GS moms when they are at the tables selling. Rarely do any of them believe me.
Go ahead Karen, research it yourself.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2024 10:08 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 07, 2024 10:08 PM (kEidF)
Just for shits and giggles today, I started up the new addition to my fleet, and '83 Chevy El Camino, and dunged it out, and pressure-washed everything. Engine, all the under-hood area, the seat, and the carpets, too. Vacuumed much of the water out of the carpets with the shop vac. Car is now sitting on the hoist with the doors open, and a box fan blowing air through it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 10:09 PM (BfydD)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 07, 2024 10:09 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
Watching my Cougs....dammit, second play....picked.
might be a looooonnnnngggg night.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2024 10:09 PM (vJiyU)
Related to Festus?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 07, 2024 10:08 PM (kEidF)
He was a helluva better singer.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 07, 2024 10:10 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 07, 2024 10:10 PM (bxwtE)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 07, 2024 10:10 PM (kEidF)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 07, 2024 09:56 PM (hOUT3)
It's literally not a combat ship...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 10:10 PM (BfydD)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 07, 2024 10:11 PM (+H2BX)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 07, 2024 10:06 PM
My favorite. Remember watching him on SNL and seeing others totally not getting it.
Posted by: hart at September 07, 2024 10:12 PM (H2zSJ)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 07, 2024 10:12 PM (+H2BX)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 07, 2024 10:13 PM (CiNoz)
@BillMelugin_
NEW: Per federal source, ICE has found & arrested the two suspected Tren de Aragua gang members who were arrested by Aurora, CO police in connection with a shooting & later bonded out of jail.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 07, 2024 10:13 PM (IG4Id)
VA Tech beat Marshall. The Hokies might finish with a winning record this season. Might being the operative word here.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 07, 2024 10:13 PM (bxwtE)
Los Angeles Fire Dept has entered the chat.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 07, 2024 10:13 PM (kEidF)
Posted by: PabloD at September 07, 2024 10:13 PM (lUpXd)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 07, 2024 10:12 PM (+H2BX)
Now they have Twinkerbells selling kids clothing in the parks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 10:14 PM (BfydD)
"You're trying to stop the Russians so we don't have to fight them. They (the Ukrainians) don't want any American troops. They just want weapons to free their country from invasion. They're sitting on a trillion dollars worth of minerals that could be useful to our economy. So I want to continue to help our friends in Ukraine," Graham said, standing next to Zelensky.
Hey, Miss Lindsey? Shouldn't be you be back in Washington sponsoring a bill to ban abortion nationwide, to screw the Republicans in the election?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 07, 2024 10:14 PM (uxCna)
Good evening, all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 07, 2024 10:14 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2024 09:50 PM (63Dwl)
Do tell.
Posted by: Crew of the USS Monitor at September 07, 2024 10:14 PM (aBgBM)
But the """hook""" is that the lengthy, mendacious and exceedingly boring PowerPoint is presented by... Steve Ballmer.
This might be the feeblest propaganda piece in the history of government lying.
Posted by: Hobbyist at September 07, 2024 10:15 PM (0FoWg)
Busy day here at Schloss Hadrian. We had painters in to repair the water damage to the ceiling in the Command Center, I gave the lawn and the pens a mowing and we bathed Dutchess, Val, Finn, Sonny and Dan. I'm tired.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 07, 2024 10:15 PM (1Nxff)
Lays potato chips was nothing compared to thin mints.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 07, 2024 10:15 PM (+H2BX)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 07, 2024 10:13 PM (IG4Id)
They should be transported by helicopter. Helos with greasy back seats, and faulty door catches. Oopsie!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 10:16 PM (BfydD)
Good, I guess:
@BillMelugin_
NEW: Per federal source, ICE has found & arrested the two suspected Tren de Aragua gang members who were arrested by Aurora, CO police in connection with a shooting & later bonded out of jail.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
===================
I guess.
ICE playing cat-and-mouse with the cops to see who can get the gang criminals.
It should be a video game.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 07, 2024 10:16 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
It's literally not a combat ship...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
There's a "clitoral combat ship" / "little man in the boat" joke in there somewhere. But I can't find it.
Posted by: mikeski at September 07, 2024 10:17 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
We'd like to introduce you to our new "Tinkerballs" character.
Posted by: Disney inc. now with more gay at September 07, 2024 10:17 PM (vJiyU)
youtu.be/_kJh2ZI3lro
Posted by: gKWVE at September 07, 2024 10:17 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2024 10:17 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 07, 2024 10:06 PM (Ad8y9)
I was surprised to find out he was a degenerate gambler, making huge bets on trivial stuff, then losing. He'd bet anything, backgammon, whatever. And lose. A lot. And often.
Posted by: RickZ at September 07, 2024 10:17 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Piper at September 07, 2024 10:18 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: mikeski at September 07, 2024 10:17 PM (DgGvY)
It's mythical.
Like Rhode Island.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 07, 2024 10:18 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: PabloD at September 07, 2024 10:13 PM (lUpXd)
===
Yes, two half-servings.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 07, 2024 10:18 PM (RIvkX)
Mmm. Chaps.
Posted by: Edward II at September 07, 2024 10:18 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: PabloD at September 07, 2024 10:18 PM (lUpXd)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 07, 2024 10:09 PM (RIvkX)
A frozen York Peppermint Patty, any size.
Posted by: RickZ at September 07, 2024 10:19 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 07, 2024 10:19 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 07, 2024 10:20 PM (Ydd86)
Posted by: mikeski
"But I can't find it." It doesn't matter if this was intentional or not - that is some funny shit! HAHAHAHA
Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2024 10:20 PM (WXNFJ)
"They're sitting on a trillion dollars worth of minerals that could be useful to our economy."
___________
So why are they so poor? And I mean even before the invasion.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 07, 2024 10:20 PM (1Nxff)
Did the warmongering faggot really say that? I thought it was more like 10 trillion.
Posted by: hart at September 07, 2024 10:21 PM (H2zSJ)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
The little bastards will ignore a whole roomful of people to bite me.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2024 10:22 PM (vJiyU)
________
So why are they so poor? And I mean even before the invasion.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
And how did Hunter miss this opportunity for graft?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 07, 2024 10:22 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Ukrainian Oligarchs! at September 07, 2024 10:22 PM (uxCna)
Every one failed to mention the leader of this was a black female lesbian who used navy/enlisted welfare funds to pay for their own secret Wi-Fi network.
Has she claimed racism and homophobia yet?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2024 10:22 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September
Wait, what? Nina Hagen is a classically trained opera singer. I forget her range, and am too lazy to look it up. She is 70 something now, I think? But she went punk with this opera voice because she is from Berlin, which has always been hedonistic in a seedy way. Still is.
Posted by: Piper at September 07, 2024 10:23 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Miklos has his sometimes idiosyncratic tastes at September 07, 2024 10:23 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: PabloD at September 07, 2024 10:23 PM (lUpXd)
Posted by: Hunter! at September 07, 2024 10:23 PM (uxCna)
A frozen York Peppermint Patty, any size.
Posted by: RickZ at September 07, 2024 10:19 PM (gKDq2)
Peppermint in any shape or form is vile beyond measure and is a powerful indicator that you are a warped and troubled person.
Posted by: CharlieGray'sDildo at September 07, 2024 10:23 PM (d9fT1)
Nah, man... Steve's trying to tell you that illegal immigrations is no big deal... The numbers are totally low, and that's the official truth as told by Wizards of Smart like Steve Ballmer. Don't sweat it. It's NBD.
Make sure your rent check to the Tren de Aragua property management is on time, though.
Or. Else.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2024 10:24 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Miss Lindsey! at September 07, 2024 10:24 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: PaleRider at September 07, 2024 10:24 PM (UKUm3)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 07, 2024 10:25 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 07, 2024 10:25 PM (2NHgQ)
Or. Else.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
So now they have landlords who can make eviction stick.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2024 10:26 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: PabloD at September 07, 2024 10:26 PM (lUpXd)
Posted by: CharlieGray'sDildo at September 07, 2024 10:23 PM (d9fT1)
Show me on this plant which peppermint leaf hurt you.
Probably hate mint julips, too.
Posted by: RickZ at September 07, 2024 10:26 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 07, 2024 10:26 PM (XGL1u)
You either love it or hate it. Let it go! There is no accounting for taste.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 07, 2024 10:26 PM (+H2BX)
They're sitting on a trillion dollars worth of minerals that could be useful to our economy. So I want to continue to help our friends in Ukraine," Graham said, standing next to Zelensky.
He's only in it for the money.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2024 10:27 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: CharlieGray'sDildo at September 07, 2024 10:23 PM (d9fT1)
* * * *
I have to respectfully disagree. Wintergreen is vile, but peppermint is pleasing! Peppermint and chocolate is a divine combination!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 07, 2024 10:27 PM (CiNoz)
She's no Lene Lovitch, though.
Posted by: Miklos has his sometimes idiosyncratic tastes at September 07, 2024 10:23 PM (lSyD7)
I confess I don’t like her. I think she is a weirdo, and not in a good way. But I do think she was the catalyst for some experimental punk sounds, so she gets a half of a gold star. And a gallon sized bottle of cleansing oil for the makeup.
Posted by: Piper at September 07, 2024 10:27 PM (p4NUW)
So why are they so poor? And I mean even before the invasion.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
=======================
They got sidetracked by the easy bucks from poppy farming.
I read that somewhere. Heroin subsumed everything.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 07, 2024 10:27 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
It's literally not a combat ship...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
There's a "clitoral combat ship" / "little man in the boat" joke in there somewhere. But I can't find it.
Posted by: mikeski at September 07, 2024 10:17 PM (DgGvY)
Clitoral Combat Ships can take a lickin'.
Posted by: Robert at September 07, 2024 10:27 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
Ever at your service, madame.
Posted by: Miklos is everhelpful at September 07, 2024 10:28 PM (lSyD7)
Make sure your rent check to the Tren de Aragua property management is on time, though.
Or. Else.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Ole Stevie hasn't done anything worthwhile since his "Developers! Developers! Developers!" chant at a Microsoft conference a long time ago.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 07, 2024 10:28 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 07, 2024 10:28 PM (+H2BX)
Posted by: ALH at September 07, 2024 09:58 PM (xJEPL)
SWIMWEAR!
Posted by: RickZ at September 07, 2024 10:01 PM
Very nice!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 07, 2024 10:28 PM (Wnv9h)
___________
So why are they so poor? And I mean even before the invasion.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 07, 2024 10:20 PM (1Nxff)
Stupid, bullshit metric. There are probably ten trillion dollars worth of gravel under Ukraine. But it would cost 20 trillion dollars to mine it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 10:28 PM (BfydD)
@iheartmindy
I'm surprised Lindsay Graham can talk with Zelensky's balls in his mouth all the time....
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 07, 2024 10:30 PM (TGPs7)
The Siberian problem - Siberia has huge reserves of almost every strategic mineral you can name.
The cost of extraction, given Siberian conditions, on the other hand...
Posted by: Miss Lindsey! at September 07, 2024 10:31 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 07, 2024 10:28 PM (VNX3d)
Well, he managed to continue the Clippers' unbroken streak of never winning a league or conference championship, so there's that. He's been an excellent steward of their legacy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2024 10:31 PM (0FoWg)
Stupid, bullshit metric. There are probably ten trillion dollars worth of gravel under Ukraine. But it would cost 20 trillion dollars to mine it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 10:28 PM (BfydD)
___________
Well, it got said by a stupid, bullshit senator.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 07, 2024 10:31 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: RickZ at September 07, 2024 10:26 PM (gKDq2)
Mint and Peppermint are different.
Besides...mint juleps have bourbon in them...how bad can they be?
Posted by: CharlieGray'sDildo at September 07, 2024 10:31 PM (d9fT1)
Close the gates. Don't let the barbarians in.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 07, 2024 10:32 PM (+H2BX)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 07, 2024 10:32 PM (Ydd86)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 07, 2024 10:33 PM (2bf1j)
Posted by: fd at September 07, 2024 10:33 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2024 10:33 PM (AN+eO)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 07, 2024 10:34 PM (+H2BX)
So why are they so poor? And I mean even before the invasion.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
=======================
They got sidetracked by the easy bucks from poppy farming.
I read that somewhere. Heroin subsumed everything.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
====================
Oh ffs I got my posts all mixed up and I thought you were talking about Afghanistan.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 07, 2024 10:34 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: The Rev. Al-Sharpton at September 07, 2024 10:35 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2024 10:35 PM (P76D6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 10:28 PM (BfydD)
To put another way, mineral wealth is worthless without the infrastructure to develop it. Afghanistan has no ports , and rudimentary transportation. It may be a thousand years before any of that stuff is worth going after.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 07, 2024 10:36 PM (2bf1j)
The Haitians in Springfield, Ohio kidnapped their neighbor's cat,
hung it from their tree and were carving it up, like butchering a deer to eat...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 07, 2024 10:36 PM (TGPs7)
Frankly, I'm not sure if I'll be able to make the debate on Tuesday.
Posted by: Kammie! at September 07, 2024 10:37 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Tom Servo
heh
good luck
Posted by: Elon's Asteroid Mining at September 07, 2024 10:38 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Tom Servo a
So when global warming raises sea level enough, Afghanistan is going to be a rich country!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 07, 2024 10:38 PM (hOUT3)
The Haitians in Springfield, Ohio kidnapped their neighbor's cat,
hung it from their tree and were carving it up, like butchering a deer to eat...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 07, 2024 10
You would be reading about me in a newspaper.
Posted by: Piper at September 07, 2024 10:38 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Piper at September 07, 2024 10:23 PM (p4NUW)
Oh, was doing something.
Festus Hagin, ie: Ken Curtis was a fantastic singer. You can hear him in a couple of John Wayne films.
I believe he replace Sinatra in the Dorsey Band.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 07, 2024 10:39 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2024 10:40 PM (TPLET)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 07, 2024 10:40 PM (CHHv1)
Former President Donald Trump and Vice President Kamala Harris are set to face off in their first debate of the 2024 election next week, moderated by ABC News.
Guess ABC News doesn't want to admit that Kammie has refused to have any further debates after this one.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 07, 2024 10:40 PM (uxCna)
1. Kamala doesn't show, or
2. Kamala gets humiliated
Either way, Imma have a great Tuesday night.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 07, 2024 10:40 PM (RIvkX)
The Haitians in Springfield, Ohio kidnapped their neighbor's cat,
hung it from their tree and were carving it up, like butchering a deer to eat...
Posted by: Mister Ghost
The pendulum, when it starts swinging the other direction, is going to be messy.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 07, 2024 10:40 PM (bxwtE)
Posted by: PaleRider at September 07, 2024 10:41 PM (UKUm3)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2024 10:41 PM (TPLET)
Declare war
Shoot at something
Lose
Profit
It is, and has been, a surefire way to riches. Like billions.
Ask Lil' Z about all that.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 07, 2024 10:41 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Piper at September 07, 2024 10:42 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: gKWVE at September 07, 2024 10:42 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2024 10:42 PM (AN+eO)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2024 10:42 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 07, 2024 10:43 PM (hOUT3)
2. Kamala gets humiliated
Or ABC unmutes the mikes without telling Trump, so Kammie can start bellowing "I'M SPEAKING!"
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 07, 2024 10:43 PM (uxCna)
Dick Cheney's,,, after he shot someone in the face.
Posted by: TeeJ at September 07, 2024 10:43 PM (IetnX)
The pendulum, when it starts swinging the other direction, is going to be messy.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work
It's a ratchet that only goes one way.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2024 10:43 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: pookysgirl, taking deep breaths at September 07, 2024 10:43 PM (370Fc)
Posted by: gKWVE at September 07, 2024 10:44 PM (gKWVE)
Of Orson Welles, what can Werner say, except that if you watch Citizen Kane with Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon playing in the background, it is clear that the album was crafted to synchronize with the events onscreen. That is a wonderment, and Werner is now realizing at this very moment that it was The Wizard of Oz, and also that he who told us that, Bob Costas, was hitting the peyote rather intensely. Werner's real query here is why his body of work has not yet received any critique here? Werner is here, after all, and what is he, chopped liver? Braunschweiger? Ach.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 07, 2024 10:44 PM (tcQGp)
A rare copy of the U.S. Constitution that was signed and sent to states to ratify is up for auction later this month in North Carolina
https://tinyurl.com/3bxsfh85M
Can anyone here loan me a few million bucks? I swear I'll pay it back.
Posted by: Robert at September 07, 2024 10:44 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: pookysgirl, taking deep breaths
Good luck and huge prayers!
Posted by: Piper at September 07, 2024 10:44 PM (p4NUW)
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Probably thought they were deer. The season... it is, how you say... close.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 07, 2024 10:45 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 07, 2024 10:45 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 07, 2024 10:45 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: pookysgirl, taking deep breaths at September 07, 2024 10:43 PM (370Fc)
* * * *
Prayers up! God is with you all.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 07, 2024 10:45 PM (CiNoz)
Posted by: Piper
We had that one last week. I-5, two counties. Folks were finding bullet holes in their cars. MIGHT have been gang related. (insert eye roll here)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2024 10:45 PM (vJiyU)
The cost of extraction, given Siberian conditions, on the other hand...
Posted by: Miss Lindsey! at September 07, 2024 10:31 PM (uxCna)
It's not even the Siberian problem. That just means operating costs there are higher, so a resource has to richer than one in downtown Texas. What they are talking about in Ukraine is mostly hypothetical resources, or "inferred resources". We don't know for certain it is there (except for a lot of coal), but elsewhere in the world, rocks of similar age are know to host X amount of various mineral resources, so a reasonable inference is that Ukraine does, too.
A mining engineer, a prospector, and a stock promoter are driving through the mountains. The prospector says, "Look, there's a goat on that mountain!" The stock promoter says, "Holy shit, the whole mountain is covered in goats!". The mining engineer says, "Well, there is a goat on this side, at least."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 10:45 PM (BfydD)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 07, 2024 10:45 PM (RIvkX)
2. Kamala gets humiliated
Either way, Imma have a great Tuesday night.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 07, 2024 10:40 PM (RIvkX)
Hope so, but all I can imagine is the idiots hearing is "Kamala held her own."
Posted by: hart at September 07, 2024 10:46 PM (H2zSJ)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 07, 2024 10:46 PM (+H2BX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2024 09:50 PM (63Dwl)
Amish Paradise?
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at September 07, 2024 10:46 PM (l7Kbv)
Posted by: pookysgirl, taking deep breaths at September 07, 2024 10:43 PM (370Fc)
Robert is a good name for a boy or a girl.
Posted by: Robert at September 07, 2024 10:46 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 07, 2024 10:48 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Trump gets the "still beating your wife?" questions. kumala gets "tell us about you great accomplishments."
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2024 10:48 PM (vJiyU)
2. Kamala gets humiliated
Either way, Imma have a great Tuesday night.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 07, 2024 10:40 PM (RIvkX)
Hope so, but all I can imagine is the idiots hearing is "Kamala held her own."
Posted by: hart
She'll be wearing Depends, like potatohead, in case her butt plug fails?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 07, 2024 10:48 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Robert at September 07, 2024 10:46 PM (1Yy3c)
You make me laugh. Even if you said I was built for wrestling a bear and I think I might be a bit small for that, like bear snack size. But still.
Posted by: Piper at September 07, 2024 10:48 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 07, 2024 10:48 PM (RIvkX)
Lindsey, the 50s called. They want their attitude about Russians back. And realistically, although Pooty isn't my idea of the perfect leader, I'm not so sure IF he really had any interest in or practical ability to run Europe he wouldn't be preferable to Corpo Globo Homo in Brussels
Posted by: azjaeger at September 07, 2024 10:49 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 07, 2024 10:49 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: pookysgirl, taking deep breaths
Prayers!
Also, this is dedication. Updating the Horde in mid-labor. Respect.
Posted by: mikeski at September 07, 2024 10:50 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 07, 2024 10:36 PM (2bf1j)
And mineral wealth does not even exist, as wealth, until you have drilled it off, and proven that you have X number of tons of ore in place, with a market value of Y dollars per ton. You have that kind of mineral wealth, you can get a bank loan to build a mine and produce it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 10:50 PM (BfydD)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 07, 2024 10:51 PM (+H2BX)
Posted by: pookysgirl, taking deep breaths
Prayers!
Also, this is dedication. Updating the Horde in mid-labor. Respect.
Posted by: mikeski at September 07, 2024 10:50 PM (DgGvY)
if you drop your phone in the tub, throw it in dry rice and get back to us forthwith.
God bless you and your family.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 07, 2024 10:52 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: hart at September 07, 2024 10:52 PM (H2zSJ)
Posted by: PaleRider at September 07, 2024 10:41 PM (UKUm3)
Suppressed shotgun with slugs FTW.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 10:52 PM (BfydD)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 07, 2024 10:53 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 07, 2024 10:53 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: nurse ratched
God Bless you young lady.
Posted by: Some Rat
Both teams are doing a tribute to Mike Leach. I miss him. His press conferences were awesome.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2024 10:54 PM (CFSPL)
This is the 21st Century, isn't it?
Best of luck!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 07, 2024 10:54 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 07, 2024 10:43 PM (uxCna)
Her 'Ich bin ein Berliner' or her 'Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall' speechifyin' moment. History will record her response as brave and courageously resolute -- and full of JOY!
The paid propaganda shills reviewing on X will start their every post with 'OMG! Kamala destroys . . .'
Reality will be 'what a word-salad doofus she is.' So only one debate. Bet on it.
Posted by: RickZ at September 07, 2024 10:57 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 07, 2024 10:57 PM (QN8tw)
Posted by: pookysgirl, taking deep breaths at September 07, 2024 10:43 PM (370Fc)
Make sure he doesn't drown in there!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 10:57 PM (BfydD)
Don't settle for just first and middle.
Boy? Thomas edison ernest James
Girl? Theresa elvira elanor Julie
Posted by: TeeJ at September 07, 2024 10:58 PM (IetnX)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 07, 2024 10:58 PM (QN8tw)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 07, 2024 10:36 PM (2bf1j)
This is why not even Elon has plans to go drag an all-gold or all-rare metals asteroid out of the Asteroid Belt into Earth orbit, to mine it and make a billion trillion gadzillion dollars profit. First you have to find such an asteroid, then...
Posted by: Gref at September 07, 2024 10:59 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 07, 2024 10:57 PM (QN8tw)
He made a pretty respectable dictator, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 10:59 PM (BfydD)
Posted by: ALH at September 07, 2024 09:55 PM (xJEPL)
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You know they always start with Greatest Hits of XYZ then The Best of XYZ followed after a small interval, by The Very Best of XYZ. After a longish interval, and when the XYZ money is running low, we get XYZ Golden Greats then XYZ The Singles. Did I forget any?
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i politici sono sempre spavaldi #18 at September 07, 2024 10:59 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: pookysgirl, taking deep breaths only on AoC do i get sympathetic labor pains.
AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! You baaaastard!!!!! Dont touch me!!!!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 07, 2024 10:59 PM (GTCVo)
Posted by: Piper
It's all about the attitude, love. Size has nothing to do with it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2024 10:59 PM (pcG5m)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 07, 2024 10:53 PM (VNX3d)
Best original movie theme song.
Posted by: hart at September 07, 2024 10:59 PM (H2zSJ)
Go to adoration. Jesus is present and visible in the world. An hour there is the best hour you will spend all week.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 07, 2024 10:04 PM (+H2BX)
Your comment is unintentionally ironic, considering she made a public profession of faith and was baptized back in 2009...
Posted by: goozer at September 07, 2024 10:59 PM (aWAkn)
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 07, 2024 11:00 PM (iZbyp)
Thanks for all the work you do on the ONTs MisHum.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2024 11:00 PM (dTTBf)
Posted by: Gref at September 07, 2024 10:59 PM (aBgBM)
And there is no reason to suppose such things even exist. The processes which caused certain metals and minerals to become concentrated in certain locales in the Earth's crust are not known to have been in operation is the asteroid belt.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 11:02 PM (BfydD)
Pfizer is researching how to clone the mosquito.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at September 07, 2024 11:02 PM (kR6py)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2024 10:54 PM (CFSPL)
I knew one of his brothers Same age as my brother. Went to the same high school in Cody WY.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 07, 2024 11:02 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i politici sono sempre spavaldi #18 at September 07, 2024 10:59 PM (qfLjt)
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You left out The Complete and The Definitive.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 07, 2024 11:02 PM (QN8tw)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 07, 2024 10:57 PM (QN8tw)
I can't buy those Keebler ones. They just mysteriously disappear every time I buy them. Almost all at once. Like magic. Those cookies are dangerous.
Posted by: RickZ at September 07, 2024 11:03 PM (gKDq2)
DOOMED, I tell you!
Kyle Griffin
@kylegriffin1
10h
Mike Pence isn't voting for Trump.
Mitt Romney isn't voting for Trump.
Paul Ryan isn't voting for Trump.
Dick Cheney isn't voting for Trump.
And soon...
George W. Bush isn't voting for Trump.
Trump has no hope now!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 07, 2024 11:03 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 07, 2024 11:02 PM (QN8tw)
There's got to be a bootleg LP, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 11:03 PM (BfydD)
Posted by: pookysgirl
"Push 'em out! Push 'em out!! WAY OUT!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2024 11:04 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Uncle Miklos, movin' kinda slow at the Junction at September 07, 2024 11:04 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 07, 2024 11:02 PM (QN8tw)
There's got to be a bootleg LP, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 11:03 PM (BfydD)
The Live CD, the Reunion Live CD, and the Final Live CD.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 07, 2024 11:05 PM (VNX3d)
@kylegriffin1
10h
Mike Pence isn't voting for Trump.
Mitt Romney isn't voting for Trump.
Paul Ryan isn't voting for Trump.
Dick Cheney isn't voting for Trump.
And soon...
George W. Bush isn't voting for Trump.
--
This should be a Trump ad.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie at September 07, 2024 11:05 PM (OCuPE)
Posted by: PaleRider at September 07, 2024 11:05 PM (UKUm3)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 07, 2024 11:05 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Robert at September 07, 2024 10:46 PM (1Yy3c)
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I remember reading about a mother who named triplet girls Robert, LaRobert, and ShaRobert.
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 07, 2024 11:05 PM (iZbyp)
America defeated malaria with DDT. I suspect we could defeat these other diseases with similar massive spraying efforts. But we won't.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 07, 2024 11:06 PM (oZhjI)
Mitt Romney isn't voting for Trump.
Paul Ryan isn't voting for Trump.
Dick Cheney isn't voting for Trump.
And soon...
George W. Bush isn't voting for Trump.
Trump has no hope now!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 07, 2024 11:03 PM (uxCna)
The reverse meme is: 'You can stop now. I was already voting for Trump. I don't need any more reasons to do so.'
Posted by: RickZ at September 07, 2024 11:06 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: PaleRider at September 07, 2024 11:05 PM (UKUm3)
I don't think there is any question that the clot shot messed with peoples' immune systems in a bad way.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 11:06 PM (BfydD)
@kylegriffin1
10h
Mike Pence isn't voting for Trump.
Mitt Romney isn't voting for Trump.
Paul Ryan isn't voting for Trump.
Dick Cheney isn't voting for Trump.
And soon...
George W. Bush isn't voting for Trump.
--
This should be a Trump ad.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie at September 07, 2024 11:05 PM (OCuPE)
The Great UnMasking is almost complete.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 07, 2024 11:06 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Ciampino
"The B-Sides," if they have the sort of fans who know the songs that weren't on the radio.
Posted by: mikeski at September 07, 2024 11:07 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2024 11:07 PM (AN+eO)
Posted by: Boron Cobbie at September 07, 2024 11:07 PM (OCuPE)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2024 11:07 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2024 11:08 PM (0FoWg)
I seem to have been really lucky.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2024 11:08 PM (xK2Dd)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07
Attitude I can muster!
Posted by: Piper at September 07, 2024 11:08 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2024 11:07 PM (0FoWg)
Shadrach is Biblical, right?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 11:08 PM (BfydD)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Come out, come out, wherever you are!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 07, 2024 10:49 PM (VNX3d)
That's almost like looking for Mrs Calabash.
Posted by: Jimmy D at September 07, 2024 11:09 PM (0eaVi)
Bet they've got serious skeletons in the proverbial closets that they'd rather not have revealed.
But y'all knew that....
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 07, 2024 11:09 PM (Q4IgG)
Come on pooky these damn sympathetic pains are killing me.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 07, 2024 11:09 PM (GTCVo)
Posted by: screaming in digital
In New Orleans, I worked with Shawanda, Veneenia, Alonia and Echelle.
"Echelle" was special, being the French word for "ladder".
Posted by: Multilingual Miklos at September 07, 2024 11:09 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: PaleRider at September 07, 2024 11:05 PM (UKUm3)
I don't think there is any question that the clot shot messed with peoples' immune systems in a bad way.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 11:06 PM (BfydD)
thank the Lord, I refused to get the shot. My doctor has me labeled as "vaccination hesitant." I'm okay with that.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 07, 2024 11:09 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2024 11:07 PM (0FoWg)
This. Tried and true.
Posted by: hart at September 07, 2024 11:09 PM (H2zSJ)
I seem to have been really lucky.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2024 11:08 PM (xK2Dd)
J&J was not an MRNA clot shot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 11:09 PM (BfydD)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 07, 2024 11:09 PM (+H2BX)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 07, 2024 10:57 PM (QN8tw)
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Samosas, veggie or meat, hot as in heat and spicey. NOM NOM.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la cucina Indiana e buonissima #01 at September 07, 2024 11:09 PM (qfLjt)
Why are the unemployment numbers low? Because these people aren't on unemployment insurance which is what the numbers the FNM claims for how many people are unemployed come from.
Where are they getting the money to live? Government checks
What are they doing with their time? Porn, weed, and video games
What is the strongest connection among this group? Not married, no kids.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 07, 2024 11:10 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2024 11:10 PM (xK2Dd)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2024 11:07 PM (0FoWg)
Other than Cain. Or Jezebel.
Posted by: Gref at September 07, 2024 11:10 PM (aBgBM)
This is why not even Elon has plans to go drag an all-gold or all-rare metals asteroid out of the Asteroid Belt into Earth orbit, to mine it and make a billion trillion gadzillion dollars profit. First you have to find such an asteroid, then...
PROFIT!
Posted by: Asteroid gnomes at September 07, 2024 11:11 PM (63Dwl)
Mitt Romney isn't voting for Trump.
Paul Ryan isn't voting for Trump.
Dick Cheney isn't voting for Trump.
And soon...
George W. Bush isn't voting for Trump.
The funny thing is the left/FNM told me all these people were worse then Hitler. Now I'm supposed to listen to their endorsements.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 07, 2024 11:11 PM (oZhjI)
You left out The Complete and The Definitive.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 07, 2024 11:02 PM (QN8tw)
McCartney is now up to “old tapes of crap we never published because we knew it was crap.”
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 07, 2024 11:11 PM (2bf1j)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2024 11:10 PM (xK2Dd)
I know I have had it. And got over it. And, funny thing, for two years thereafter, I had not one cold.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 11:12 PM (BfydD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 11:08 PM (BfydD)
Yup. Book of Daniel.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2024 11:12 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2024 11:12 PM (C8BMU)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2024 11:10 PM (xK2Dd)
THIS^
Posted by: Gref at September 07, 2024 11:12 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 07, 2024 11:12 PM (iZbyp)
PROFIT!
I remember a SF Novel, the one about aliens wanting maple syrup, had a minor plot point that mining the asteroid isn't actually trivial either.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 07, 2024 11:12 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
It was the clot shot. Bit not MRNA. That's why I chose it. And took a shitload of aspirin for a month afterwards.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2024 11:12 PM (xK2Dd)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 07, 2024 11:13 PM (kpS4V)
Grift and a type of money laundering, same as always.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie at September 07, 2024 11:13 PM (OCuPE)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 07, 2024 11:13 PM (GTCVo)
Posted by: Bulg at September 07, 2024 11:13 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 07, 2024 11:06 PM (xaFKb)
It is amazing, isn't it? And the flipping of the parties. More Republicans are against any more money for Ukraine than Dems. The Dems are now a party of Perpetual War as they are a now part of that big ol' military/industrial complex, making good bank. And the Dems shitting on a Kennedy. That's wild. He's not just misguided. Time to cancel him, that crazy anti-vax bastard. Insane world. Crazy Town everywhere you go.
Posted by: RickZ at September 07, 2024 11:13 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2024 11:12 PM (C8BMU)
Benedict Arnold was an outcast once he got to England. The history of traitors is that NO ONE trusts them... or likes them.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 07, 2024 11:13 PM (xaFKb)
Even with everything else, many, many lives could have been saved if the government told people getting the clot shot (any of them) to go on complete bed rest for a week after getting the shot to minimize how much the shot spread after injection.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 07, 2024 11:14 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: PaleRider at September 07, 2024 11:14 PM (UKUm3)
Posted by: PaleRider
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Earlier today it was said that nicotine was a possible binder/receptor to the active covid-thing in the body and wash it out.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2024 11:14 PM (AN+eO)
Don't settle for just first and middle.
Boy? Thomas edison ernest James
Girl? Theresa elvira elanor Julie
Posted by: TeeJ at September 07
The littlest has a princess name. I think when you start all over with a baby at 40, it makes your brain do strange things. But despite the age gap, all 3 of my girls are very close.
Posted by: Piper at September 07, 2024 11:14 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Not vaxxed, granddaughter and I are the only two in the fam who didn't get it. PCP said she never got it. Called us "covid virgins".
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2024 11:14 PM (vJiyU)
This is why not even Elon has plans to go drag an all-gold or all-rare metals asteroid out of the Asteroid Belt into Earth orbit, to mine it and make a billion trillion gadzillion dollars profit. First you have to find such an asteroid, then...
PROFIT!
Posted by: Asteroid gnomes at September 07, 2024 11:11 PM (63Dwl)
Vernon Vinge had an interesting idea, that from the cores of ancient stars that went nova, there may be chunks of diamond floating around interstellar space that are many miles across.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 07, 2024 11:14 PM (2bf1j)
Posted by: screaming in digital
I would not mess with that kid's Lego set.
Posted by: Miklos of the Sea People at September 07, 2024 11:14 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2024 11:10 PM (xK2Dd)
Yup. I work with a nice lady who still insists on doing the fooking test every time she gets the sniffoos. So. it's covid. So the fuck what?
and all the old people at the pharmacy asking about when the new booster is coming. The fuck?!
People are fucking broken. I still see so many idiots walking around in the outdoors with face diapers.
yarghh!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 07, 2024 11:16 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
It's literally not a combat ship...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
There's a "clitoral combat ship" / "little man in the boat" joke in there somewhere. But I can't find it.
Posted by: mikeski at September 07, 2024 10:17 PM (DgGvY)
Well, they were probably downloadin' pron, so yeah.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2024 11:16 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2024 11:07 PM (0FoWg)
Just, maybe not Nimrod...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 07, 2024 11:16 PM (xaFKb)
I'd guess there are a few things in play:
1) Americans are sicker and weaker
2) The Clot shot (which is one cause of #1)
3) Foreigners with no exposure/resistance to American diseases
4) Less anti-mosquito spraying
Posted by: 18-1 at September 07, 2024 11:16 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la cucina Indiana e buonissima #02 at September 07, 2024 11:16 PM (qfLjt)
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But Shadrach will be sweating
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2024 11:16 PM (0FoWg)
Okay. This is funny and sad.
On "family feud" Name a biblical name that people use to name their children."
There was a Jewish family and they responded with names like Abraham, Issac, Jacob, Joseph, etc.
The other family came out with New Testament names. James, John, Peter, Paul, etc.
Well, of course the other family won. But I did wonder, do Jews really not understand the Christian culture?
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 07, 2024 11:17 PM (+H2BX)
And now I gots natural immunity, baybee!
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 07, 2024 11:17 PM (2bf1j)
I guarantee you've had it. More than once. But you weren't symptomatic. Some folks have a natural immunity.
You're special.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2024 11:17 PM (xK2Dd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07,
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Prim but shameless.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2024 11:18 PM (AN+eO)
This is why not even Elon has plans to go drag an all-gold or all-rare metals asteroid out of the Asteroid Belt into Earth orbit, to mine it and make a billion trillion gadzillion dollars profit. First you have to find such an asteroid, then...
PROFIT!
Posted by: Asteroid gnomes at September 07, 2024 11:11 PM (63Dwl)
Vernon Vinge had an interesting idea, that from the cores of ancient stars that went nova, there may be chunks of diamond floating around interstellar space that are many miles across.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 07, 2024 11:14 PM (2bf1j)
How ironic would it be that a pure diamond asteroid, of incalculable worth, would be our SMOD?
Posted by: Gref at September 07, 2024 11:18 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2024 11:18 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 07, 2024 11:17 PM (+H2BX)
Be glad no one said Onan.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 07, 2024 11:18 PM (2bf1j)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2024 11:18 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 07, 2024 11:12 PM (oZhjI)
Well, it would seem that many asteroids are high-grade nickel iron, something like 60% solid metal, since we have found many meteorites of similar composition. If you could find an asteroid of such composition, and move it into an Earth orbit, then maybe you could de-orbit it and have it crash into a desolate area of Earth at a low enough speed that you didn't get a huge extinction event, but have enough there to mine for decades.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 11:19 PM (BfydD)
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 07, 2024 11:05 PM (iZbyp)
Billie Jo, Bobby Jo, and Betty Jo.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 07, 2024 11:20 PM (yzDpQ)
Posted by: Gref at September 07, 2024 11:18 PM (aBgBM)
OK... theme song for that SMOD...
Diamonds are a Girl's Best Freind?
Lucy in the Sky, with Diamonds?
Diamonds are... Forever?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 07, 2024 11:20 PM (xaFKb)
Vernon Vinge had an interesting idea, that from the cores of ancient stars that went nova, there may be chunks of diamond floating around interstellar space that are many miles across.
Pop astronomy has mentioned a few diamond heavy planets in the past. I assume this is mostly pop with very little astronomy but...somewhere there are likely planets with large diamonds.
Star cores if you could find one would be unlikely to be particularly carbon heavy - iron would be more likely since that is when normal stellar fusion stops.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 07, 2024 11:20 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2024 11:20 PM (xK2Dd)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2024 11:20 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2024 11:22 PM (AN+eO)
All kidding aside......That is some scary shit.
Is it possible that they are all the same thing?
we find what we test to find.
Posted by: Pete Bog at September 07, 2024 11:22 PM (HE16i)
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 07, 2024 11:22 PM (iZbyp)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2024 11:20 PM (xK2Dd)
Earlier a Beaver?
Now rootin for Cougars?
/nods...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 07, 2024 11:22 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2024 11:22 PM (vJiyU)
Would you trust human existence to current NASA's ability to do math?
IIRC the solution the aliens used to mine asteroids was to rotate them and melt them with stellar powered lasers to separate the component materials.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 07, 2024 11:22 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Bulg at September 07, 2024 11:22 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Moe, Curley, Larry and Miklos at September 07, 2024 11:23 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Good Taste Is Timeless! at September 07, 2024 11:23 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 07, 2024 11:23 PM (iZbyp)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 07, 2024 11:16 PM (oZhjI)
Gotta be honest, for all the downsides, knowing how much government lies and screws us and harms us, I'm okay with less spraying. There are side effects, yes. But at this point, I'm even 'flu shot hesitant' because I no longer trust what they put into these inoculations/concoctions, like a MacBeth's 'witches brew'.
Posted by: RickZ at September 07, 2024 11:23 PM (gKDq2)
All kidding aside......That is some scary shit.
Is it possible that they are all the same thing?
we find what we test to find.
Posted by: Pete Bog at September 07, 2024 11:22 PM (HE16i)
Does he live near one of the FDA labs? you know... the ones that are NOT supposed to be on US soil?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 07, 2024 11:23 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 07, 2024 11:23 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 07, 2024
We have to finish the laser sharks, first. To keep the aliens out.
Posted by: Piper at September 07, 2024 11:24 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 07, 2024 11:24 PM (tcQGp)
Which Republicans are those? I'm not .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2024 11:25 PM (dTTBf)
Posted by: Miklos has a Generac at September 07, 2024 11:25 PM (lSyD7)
The really sad part, is that Covid became a Pandemic of... the VACINATED.
Why? They would get a virus load, but THINK it was something else... because they did not feel really sick... and their Mask was protecting them...
So, even sick, they would go out in public, spreading the disease.
Saw it within my own family...
Best thing we could have done is say... if you even get a SNIFFLE, STAY THE FUCK HOME.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 07, 2024 11:26 PM (xaFKb)
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I'm already voting for him, guys.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie at September 07, 2024 11:27 PM (ETDHi)
Posted by: Bulg at September 07, 2024 11:27 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Musik Lover at September 07, 2024 11:27 PM (CV8a5)
IIRC the solution the aliens used to mine asteroids was to rotate them and melt them with stellar powered lasers to separate the component materials.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 07, 2024 11:22 PM (oZhjI)
I'd trust Elon Musk to do it, not NASA, as it is currently constituted.
And metal-rich asteroids need not be "planet-buster" sized to be useful sources of metal. Say a 50-meter sphere of 60% nickel iron would be the equivalent of a new bonanza-grade mine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 11:27 PM (BfydD)
Posted by: Archer at September 07, 2024 11:27 PM (IDphi)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 07, 2024 11:28 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: zombie Dorothy Parker at September 07, 2024 11:28 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2024 11:28 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 07, 2024 11:22 PM (iZbyp)
"Thomas" as the fourth choice would have been interesting.
Posted by: that, or Peter at September 07, 2024 11:29 PM (gKWVE)
Had to get a tetanus shot recently and asked the technician to swear it wasn't any cov-mrna bullshit.
Posted by: Rex B at September 07, 2024 11:29 PM (592Pr)
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 07, 2024 11:29 PM (iZbyp)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2024 11:29 PM (yP7Ef)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 07, 2024 11:29 PM (2bf1j)
Posted by: that, or Peter
I doubt it would have worked.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2024 11:30 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: zombie Dorothy Parker at September 07, 2024 11:28 PM (DgGvY)
I ran an Onan generator yesterday, and it put out real good. Ran a 3000 watt electric heater, it did.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 11:30 PM (BfydD)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 07, 2024 11:30 PM (oZhjI)
If you want "unique" names, I can get you a huge list for the Monday ONT.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 07, 2024 11:31 PM (HlyYF)
I was thinking of this one, but opted for my wife's dead mother's name in the end.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2024 11:32 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 07, 2024 11:32 PM (VdhcA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2024 11:32 PM (dTTBf)
One of them died at the hands of Mormon brigands.
In the TV show they were played by the older Osmond Brothers, which is interesting.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 07, 2024 11:32 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Archer
This is most excellent. This name literally means "go like a wolf," and it is universally acknowledged that wolves are awesome. Only the soul-less Austrians might gainsay this. It far outshines Ludwig, and beats Hermann like a rented mule. Sehr, sehr gut.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 07, 2024 11:32 PM (tcQGp)
Posted by: Miklos has a Generac at September 07, 2024 11:25 PM (lSyD7)
lol, long ago I was in a field job where used diesel onan generators almost every day.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 07, 2024 11:33 PM (2bf1j)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2024 11:07 PM (0FoWg)
Shadrach is Biblical, right?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
NOT Judas.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 07, 2024 11:33 PM (bxwtE)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2024 11:28 PM (0FoWg)
That mewling soyboy song probably.
Posted by: hart at September 07, 2024 11:33 PM (H2zSJ)
Posted by: screaming in digital
A kid in my neighborhood was named: Matthew Mark Leuke.
Nice guy.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2024 11:33 PM (WXNFJ)
One of the DDT proponent scientists went around consuming a tablespoon of the stuff when he gave his spiel. Had no negative effects.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 07, 2024 11:34 PM (oZhjI)
https://tinyurl.com/29msbcfh
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la cucina Indiana e buonissima #03 at September 07, 2024 11:34 PM (qfLjt)
If you want "unique" names, I can get you a huge list for the Monday ONT.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
National Lampoon had a "how to name your ***** child" consisted of Ford D, former President, islamic diety.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2024 11:35 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 07, 2024 11:35 PM (VdhcA)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
Some Rat got a new title, and a castle to go with it? I hope he? can afford the taxes, though.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 07, 2024 11:35 PM (VNX3d)
They must have lost faith after Luke was born?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 07, 2024 11:35 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la cucina Indiana e buonissima #04 at September 07, 2024 11:35 PM (qfLjt)
If you want "unique" names, I can get you a huge list for the Monday ONT.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
I worked in a State Child Support office for a time. Your dear wife and I probably have the same "you won't believe this" name list.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2024 11:36 PM (WXNFJ)
And Right There Miss Lindsey let the cat out of the bag.
The collateral for all of these war loans is that trillion dollars worth of minerals that can be mined there without the environmental Nazis that prevent CONUS mining from screaming Gaia is being raped.
There are quite a number of Western (mostly European) agriculture and mining companies that are monetizing this war by grabbing up large swaths of Ukraine land.
They are using US Tax funds to bribe the bureaucrats to either look the other way or help facilitate the asset transfers under the cover of "war".
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 07, 2024 11:36 PM (g/syZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2024 11:37 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
No, HE can't.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2024 11:38 PM (vJiyU)
Shadrach is Biblical, right?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
The black guy on Designing Women was named Meshach Taylor.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 07, 2024 11:38 PM (2bf1j)
I like the name where the kid pronounces it "sheh - thee - add"
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 07, 2024 11:38 PM (g/syZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2024 11:37 PM (63Dwl)
I had a chat in the Walmart recently with two church ladies named Joy and Hope.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2024 11:38 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure
Yep, that's the one. Spelled - Shit'head.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2024 11:39 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: The giant at September 07, 2024 11:39 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 07, 2024 10:13 PM (IG4Id)
so the Feds will do something if humiliated sufficiently. Good to know.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2024 11:39 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: that, or Peter
I doubt it would have worked.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2024 11:30 PM (vJiyU)
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You would question the choice?
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la cucina Indiana e buonissima #05 at September 07, 2024 11:40 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 07, 2024 11:40 PM (iZbyp)
Posted by: Bulg at September 07, 2024 11:40 PM (v6JzV)
https://tinyurl.com/29msbcfh
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la cucina Indiana e buonissima #03 at September 07, 2024 11:34 PM (qfLjt)
Maybe a trannyhunt would be more productive...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 11:40 PM (BfydD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2024 11:41 PM (dTTBf)
Posted by: scampydog at September 07, 2024 11:41 PM (VTLwx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2024 11:37 PM (63Dwl)
My step-mom's name was Patience, as is my step-sister, and it is the middle name of one of my grand-nieces but I can't remember which one.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2024 11:41 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2024 11:36 PM
I think an AI name generator would throw out many of the names you two have seen ... because they seemed too implausible for an actual child.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 07, 2024 11:41 PM (HlyYF)
One of the DDT proponent scientists went around consuming a tablespoon of the stuff when he gave his spiel. Had no negative effects.
Posted by: 18-1
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A bar b que a the summerhause a fly came in disrupting the festivities. My aunt stood up with a Flit can filled with DDT and sprayed the whole cabin, food an all. No more fly.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2024 11:41 PM (AN+eO)
https://tinyurl.com/f2du4j69
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la cucina Indiana e buonissima #06 at September 07, 2024 11:41 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Sennacherib at September 07, 2024 11:42 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 07, 2024 11:42 PM (g/syZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2024 11:37 PM (63Dwl)
Now it would be Fairness, Equity and Justice.
Posted by: hart at September 07, 2024 11:42 PM (H2zSJ)
Posted by: Boron Cobbie at September 07, 2024 11:42 PM (ETDHi)
other women with that name seem hell bound to disavow that burden.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 07, 2024 11:43 PM (Ad8y9)
https://tinyurl.com/mrx3ehts
I think it has been tried a couple of times.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la cucina Indiana e buonissima #07 at September 07, 2024 11:43 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Piper at September 07, 2024 11:44 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: RickZ at September 07, 2024 10:17 PM (gKDq2)
well, it turned out that he didn't have to save for his old age. Joke's on you!!!
Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2024 11:44 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 07, 2024 11:44 PM (tcQGp)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Not quite the same as Miklos and the 'lenes.
Posted by: scampydog at September 07, 2024 11:44 PM (VTLwx)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2024 11:45 PM (AN+eO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2024 11:41 PM (dTTBf)
Hezekiah Jenkins was old blues man, with a very topical song for today's economy. Love his voice:
https://youtu.be/rg36dOLpYIk
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 11:45 PM (BfydD)
Posted by: Miklos in best Tom Jones voice at September 07, 2024 11:46 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 07, 2024 10:20 PM (Ydd86)
I suspect the only real way to tell the difference between those three diseases is by PCR test.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2024 11:46 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Gref at September 07, 2024 11:46 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 07, 2024 11:46 PM (tcQGp)
Posted by: Don Black at September 07, 2024 11:46 PM (/7KEl)
Bc CO is a sanctuary state, the Sheriff did NOT notify ICE when the two were released.
ICE had requested that they be held, but CO won't honor federal detainers on illegal aliens... bc sanctuary.
So... not ICE's fault. "You want 'em? Then you go find 'em all over again."
Posted by: mnw at September 07, 2024 11:46 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Boron Cobbie at September 07, 2024 11:42 PM (ETDHi)
'Lived in the Swamp, they called him... Amos Moses...
Posted by: Jerry Reed at September 07, 2024 11:47 PM (xaFKb)
Yeah, and Onan would be an unfortunate Bible name for a kid unless he has bad vision or particularly hairy palms.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 07, 2024 11:48 PM (g/syZ)
Posted by: Miklos will defend them girls physically and vocabularically at September 07, 2024 11:48 PM (lSyD7)
So... not ICE's fault. "You want 'em? Then you go find 'em all over again."
Posted by: mnw at September 07, 2024 11:46 PM (NLIak)
How is that NOT aiding and abetting an illegal to stay in the US, which can be a Felony?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 07, 2024 11:48 PM (xaFKb)
other women with that name seem hell bound to disavow that burden.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 07, 2024 11:43 PM (Ad8y9)
The Joy I was talking was with is very sweet. She's the teacher for the Sunday school. Hope is the pastor's wife. Very fitting names, I think.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2024 11:49 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
But Why?
Why Why Why Delilah
Posted by: Miklos in best Tom Jones voice
Because these days, it's not unusual.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 07, 2024 11:49 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2024 11:39 PM (D7oie)
That's why Waco happened. Koresh was giving a middle finger to the Feds. Can't have that. Burn down the mission! Or the house. Or the barn or whatever it was that had the kids burned alive on the altar of 'don't insult/mock the Feds or else'.
Posted by: RickZ at September 07, 2024 11:49 PM (gKDq2)
https://tinyurl.com/yyzx8zp5
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la cucina Indiana e buonissima #08 at September 07, 2024 11:50 PM (qfLjt)
Lawlessness.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 07, 2024 11:51 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Romeo13
Damned good question!
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2024 11:51 PM (vJiyU)
Happens dozens of times every week.
There is no remedy if states, or counties within sanctuary states, won't honor federal detainers.
Posted by: mnw at September 07, 2024 11:51 PM (NLIak)
That was entertaining, Thanks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2024 11:51 PM (dTTBf)
https://tinyurl.com/mpw7peb2
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la cucina Indiana e buonissima #09 at September 07, 2024 11:52 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 07, 2024 11:52 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: RickZ
The Feds are cool with this, tho.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 07, 2024 11:53 PM (elaR+)
The poor kid will almost be thirty years old before he knows how to spell it.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 07, 2024 11:54 PM (g/syZ)
Posted by: pookysgirl, taking deep breaths at September 07, 2024 10:43 PM (370Fc)
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There should be a knob or a button on the tub for that.
What?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 07, 2024 11:54 PM (SRx3B)
Posted by: Romeo13
Damned good question!
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2024 11:51 PM (vJiyU)
thinking on it... as this is a POLICY to aid and abet, this becomes Conspiracy.
Now, Conspiracy can be a felony, and the whole safety of Sovereign Immunity, is supposed to be waived in the face of Felony charges.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 07, 2024 11:54 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: KT at September 07, 2024 11:55 PM (xekrU)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 07, 2024 10:58 PM (QN8tw)
I dunno, I like samosas better. Depends on the dipping sauce.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2024 11:55 PM (D7oie)
Our problem is not a lack of laws, but that our government will not enforce our laws.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 07, 2024 11:56 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 07, 2024 11:54 PM (g/syZ)
Never too young to start mastering Neo Babylonian cuneiform
Posted by: gKWVE at September 07, 2024 11:56 PM (gKWVE)
https://tinyurl.com/bdhkua7f
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Price of eggs now hatching just under $5 at nearby stores
https://tinyurl.com/2usmmbac
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la cucina Indiana e buonissima #10 at September 07, 2024 11:56 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2024 11:56 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: hart at September 07, 2024 11:57 PM (H2zSJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2024 11:51 PM (dTTBf)
Glad you liked it, Fen! He had marvelously clear diction, and the vibrato in his voice suits the mood.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 11:57 PM (BfydD)
Posted by: MammaB at September 07, 2024 11:58 PM (VK0vR)
Posted by: 18-1
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And/or selectively.
Posted by: scampydog at September 07, 2024 11:58 PM (VTLwx)
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If you're working for a political party, you're a fucking loser. If you get out of bed and put on normies' clothes to do a photo op for your hideous political master, you're something worse than a fucking loser. You're a cringey, clingy Renfield, at that point.
You're the kind of person who I'd point at and shout "burn the witch," but why bother? You're already burning.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2024 11:58 PM (0FoWg)
https://mol.im/a/13785465
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la cucina piccante Indiana e buonissima #11 at September 07, 2024 11:59 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2024 11:08 PM (BfydD)
As is Habakkuk and Goliath.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2024 11:59 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 08, 2024 12:00 AM (HSjdE)
Posted by: Miklos in best Tom Jones voice
Because these days, it's not unusual.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
I would like to be the DJ for a MoMe classy Cocktail Hour
Posted by: Miklos a-spinnin' and a-grinnin' at September 08, 2024 12:00 AM (lSyD7)
https://mol.im/a/13822545
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la cucina piccante Indiana e buonissima #12 at September 08, 2024 12:01 AM (qfLjt)
Contaminated food seems to be becoming a weekly event. Geez, I wonder why?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 08, 2024 12:01 AM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2024 11:59 PM (D7oie)
I was always fond of Zebadiah myself.
Posted by: RickZ at September 08, 2024 12:01 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Some Rat
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Nice. Don't have it on but following it online.
Posted by: scampydog at September 08, 2024 12:02 AM (VTLwx)
Long day watching college football🏈
what did I miss?
Posted by: Don Black
Dude. Don't stop now.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 08, 2024 12:02 AM (HSjdE)
"You're going to go the moon!" she promised them.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2024 12:02 AM (RIvkX)
Joe Casey, 54, has reportedly tested positive for Eastern equine encephalitis, West Nile Virus, and St. Louis encephalitis.
Best argument ever to stay out of East St. Louis. //
Seriously prayers for the dude that sucks!
Posted by: NC Ref at September 08, 2024 12:03 AM (2xCPU)
Texas on high alert over fears dangerous beast could cross border
https://mol.im/a/13822755
Here kitty kitty!
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la cucina piccante Indiana e buonissima #13 at September 08, 2024 12:04 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: screaming in digital
MC Wyzdom was my rap name.
Posted by: zombie Judge Learned Hand at September 08, 2024 12:04 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2024 11:59 PM (D7oie)
Well, Goliath came to be a brand of mini car made in Germany in the 1950's. And Habakkuk was a project to build a massive "aircraft carrier" made of mostly ice, to provide a base for antisubmarine aricraft in the Atlantic during WWII. A proof of concept model was built on Lake Patricia, near Jasper, Alberta, and it lasted a year after the refrigeration plant was turned off.
The real thing never got built because longer range aircraft closed the gap.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2024 12:06 AM (BfydD)
Posted by: zombie Judge Learned Hand
Mine too
Got me a hot Hungarian chick
Posted by: Oliver Wendell Douglas at September 08, 2024 12:06 AM (lSyD7)
https://mol.im/a/13822755
Here kitty kitty!
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la cucina piccante Indiana e buonissima #13
Be interesting to see if illegal crossings drop at that part of the border.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 08, 2024 12:06 AM (vJiyU)
https://tinyurl.com/4rehbwjj
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la cucina piccante Indiana e buonissima #14 at September 08, 2024 12:07 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Bulg at September 08, 2024 12:07 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: screaming in digital
Today. The name of a gal...Pagan..
WTF?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 08, 2024 12:07 AM (GTCVo)
Don't hold your breath.
"Oh never shall sun that morrow see!"
Posted by: mnw at September 08, 2024 12:07 AM (NLIak)
MC Wyzdom was my rap name.
Posted by: zombie Judge Learned Hand
MC Fart Kitty was mine.
You can see why I didn't succeed.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 08, 2024 12:08 AM (elaR+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2024 12:08 AM (dTTBf)
If he personally called me and said "listen, YD, I need you to put on a MAGA hat and go to the Chick-Fil-A for this photo op I'm doing, it's gonna be yuge and luxurious, blah blah blah," I'd throw up in my mouth right before rejecting the offer.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2024 12:08 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 08, 2024 12:09 AM (bxwtE)
https://tinyurl.com/275whwrf
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la cucina piccante Indiana e buonissima #15 at September 08, 2024 12:09 AM (qfLjt)
Joe Casey, 54, has reportedly tested positive for Eastern equine encephalitis, West Nile Virus, and St. Louis encephalitis.
Meanwhile the gov demands the construction of "holding ponds" on the interstate...which just turn into mosquito farms.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 08, 2024 12:09 AM (vJiyU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Pittsburgh is very blue. The rest of Western PA is American.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 08, 2024 12:10 AM (bxwtE)
You can see why I didn't succeed.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer
Hello Fart Kitty might have worked
Posted by: Miklosian Anti-marketing SA de CV at September 08, 2024 12:10 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2024 12:08 AM (dTTBf)
I seem to recall there was a schism in that family a few years ago, and the sane members of the family formed "Spice House".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2024 12:10 AM (BfydD)
https://tinyurl.com/mvsvx7um
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la cucina piccante Indiana e buonissima #16 at September 08, 2024 12:11 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
One of his ads came up on FaceBook celebrating Jack Smith Re-Indicting Teump.
Talk about a POS overcome with TDS.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 08, 2024 12:13 AM (elaR+)
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Is Lavrov *still* the FM?! He has to have been around as long as Putin now. Sheesh.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2024 12:13 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2024 12:08 AM (0FoWg)
If DJT called me up, and said, "I saw a picture of your convertible, and want to use it in a campaign ad." I'd say, "Where and when? You know I'm Canadian, right?"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2024 12:14 AM (BfydD)
Penzeys has been doing that for several election cycles.
I packed up all my ex-wife's half-empty bottles of Penzey's spices & mailed them back to Penzeys-- that must've been about 8 years ago.
I read somewhere that a lot of conservatives had protested what Penzeys did.
Posted by: mnw at September 08, 2024 12:14 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Yes. The spice blends they sold before the split are still common between them, though they use slightly different names.
The Spice House half are still leftists, I'm sure, but sane ones. In the Michael Jordan "Republicans buy sneakers, too" sense. While Penzey's sends out political diatribe as advertisements.
Posted by: mikeski at September 08, 2024 12:14 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I recall that as well.
Posted by: Miklosian remaining brain cells at September 08, 2024 12:14 AM (lSyD7)
The Night Stalker on MeTV is the rakshasa episode — the best in my opinion:
Posted by: Bulg
It answered the question longbow or crossbow.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2024 12:14 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2024 12:15 AM (dTTBf)
Posted by: scampydog at September 08, 2024 12:16 AM (VTLwx)
I do believe in vacuum you could mine it by exciting it to plasma and giving it a sufficiently charged pole to condense on, making a truly interesting method of mining asteroids
Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2024 12:16 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2024 12:15 AM (dTTBf)
Vote for me, and you get a beejer, and my autograph on your dick. Can Trump offer that?
Posted by: Kamala at September 08, 2024 12:16 AM (BfydD)
Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2024 12:17 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: PabloD at September 08, 2024 12:17 AM (lUpXd)
It's not like Joe's Discount Tire Shop. It's a big company.
Posted by: mnw at September 08, 2024 12:18 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
I recall Lavrov correcting Hillary Clinton's State Department Experts on "perezhalka" button with the "reset".
Not "reset" but "overload".
Posted by: Sardonic Miklosov at September 08, 2024 12:19 AM (lSyD7)
LOL I think she's probably not saying that, and if she provided oral sex to everybody who was going to vote for her she'd be dead.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2024 12:19 AM (dTTBf)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 08, 2024 12:20 AM (Mn5g+)
Yes, but Kamala was at a shop which sold the spices.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2024 12:20 AM (dTTBf)
Barely.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 07, 2024 10:25 PM (Ad8y9)
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Neither never. Also cinnamon.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la cucina piccante Indiana e buonissima #17 at September 08, 2024 12:22 AM (qfLjt)
A match made in heaven-- Kamala & a boutique spice emporium. She & Penzeys can both go to hell.
Posted by: mnw at September 08, 2024 12:22 AM (NLIak)
This is what I'm talking about. This is well beyond loserdom. This is is pure cringe.
They should bottle cringe instead of tarragon or whatever. Penzey's has the line on cringe.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2024 12:23 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 08, 2024 12:24 AM (mH6SG)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 08, 2024 12:24 AM (GcNJ2)
Michigan got stomped by the Longhorns. Seems they can't win if they don't cheat. I wonder if they will have their national title stripped.
And awarded to Washington.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 08, 2024 12:25 AM (JPrvC)
"The point" is that calling a big outfit like Penzeys "a shop" is misleading.
And YOUR point is?
Posted by: mnw at September 08, 2024 12:26 AM (NLIak)
Ole Stevie hasn't done anything worthwhile since his "Developers! Developers! Developers!" chant at a Microsoft conference a long time ago.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 07, 2024 10:28 PM (VNX3d)
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Was that the one where he was skipping like a pachyderm across the stage?
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la cucina piccante Indiana e buonissima #18 at September 08, 2024 12:26 AM (qfLjt)
I don't like Democrat policies and there are Democrats in power I don't like, but that is just bizarre to me that you would put "About Republicans" on your website when ostensibly it's not a business connected with politics.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2024 12:27 AM (dTTBf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2024 12:15 AM (dTTBf)
"About Penzeys". Deranged faggots, all you need to know.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2024 12:27 AM (BfydD)
I recall Lavrov correcting Hillary Clinton's State Department Experts on "perezhalka" button with the "reset".
Not "reset" but "overload".
Posted by: Sardonic Miklosov
I thought she had a Staples "Easy Button?"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2024 12:27 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: mnw
Penzey's could offer Kamala's Curry Spice. Big winner!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 08, 2024 12:28 AM (VNX3d)
And awarded to Washington.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 08, 2024 12:25 AM (JPrvC)
We'll allow it.
Posted by: Hawaiian Judges at September 08, 2024 12:28 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: PabloD at September 08, 2024 12:29 AM (lUpXd)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 08, 2024 12:30 AM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 08, 2024 12:28 AM (VNX3d)
Cover both sides of the family tree. A curry-sweet potato pie spice.
Posted by: RickZ at September 08, 2024 12:30 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 08, 2024 12:28 AM (VNX3d)
Amazon review: * this spice tastes like dick.
Well, it's supposed to.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2024 12:30 AM (BfydD)
So it must be a viable marketing strategy for some, apparently.
Posted by: mnw at September 08, 2024 12:31 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 07, 2024 10:28 PM (VNX3d)
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Was that the one where he was skipping like a pachyderm across the stage?
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la cucina piccante Indiana e buonissima #18 at September 08, 2024 12:26 AM (qfLjt)
If my memory works, yes.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 08, 2024 12:32 AM (VNX3d)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2024 12:35 AM (RIvkX)
(but she can't share any recipes, because she signed an NDA when she took the cooking class at the B&B outside Dundee, or near Palermo, or north of Trondheim, last spring/summer/fall. But you guys should go! it's so awesome!)
Their customers no doubt demand the political overkill.
Posted by: barbarausa at September 08, 2024 12:36 AM (enw9G)
And the point is?
Posted by: Notorious BFD
That they're far too pretentious to be called a shop.
They're a shoppe.
Posted by: mikeski at September 08, 2024 12:37 AM (DgGvY)
Did it reference jelly donuts?
Posted by: Zombie JFK at September 08, 2024 12:37 AM (mH6SG)
https://tinyurl.com/mpw7peb2
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la cucina Indiana e buonissima #09 at September 07, 2024 11:52 PM (qfLjt)
an estimated 25 million users in Brazil, a good number of them are using it instead of other media, and using it for their business communications,
And they are all jonesing right now for a tweet of fifteen.
Lula da Silva may stuff that arch-villain looking judge into a bag, personally.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2024 12:38 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: Buzzion at September 08, 2024 12:39 AM (V0hob)
A few more posts about people like THAT, & I may be forced to send Trump another donation.
They could put your friend on a Trump "Why We Fight" poster. It's motivational.
Posted by: mnw at September 08, 2024 12:39 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Buzzion at September 08, 2024 12:39 AM (V0hob)
How's death treating you, Buzz?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2024 12:41 AM (BfydD)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 08, 2024 12:41 AM (nwZ1c)
Was that the one where he was skipping like a pachyderm across the stage?
Posted by: Ciampino
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For some reason, that evoked a vision of Boy George.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2024 12:42 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: pookysgirl, taking deep breaths at September 07, 2024 10:43 PM (370Fc)
Robert is a good name for a boy or a girl.
Posted by: Robert at September 07, 2024 10:46 PM (1Yy3c)
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But say it in a French-Canadian way eh!
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la cucina piccante Indiana e buonissima #19 at September 08, 2024 12:42 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 08, 2024 12:42 AM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Zombie JFK at September 08, 2024 12:37 AM (mH6SG)
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It used cabritos instead of niños
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2024 12:43 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: RickZ
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Probably would not pair well with collards.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2024 12:44 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 08, 2024 12:45 AM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Sardonic Miklosov at September 08, 2024 12:19 AM (lSyD7)
I thought it was "Overcharged" which could have been a smug little wet-towel game snub by Hillz' camp
Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2024 12:45 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 08, 2024 12:20 AM (Mn5g+)
Me too, and I went there.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2024 12:46 AM (D7oie)
her husband is retired health admin and they live in a historic home on acreage in New England, where he gardens for his retirement hobby, and she cooks.
Covid was a severe trial for them, as they could not go skiiing in Norway as they had planned or to England the following summer.
She posted often about how wearying it was to be RESPONSIBLE, when so many people being anti vax and max meant she couldn't get on an airplane.
(and now that she can again, she still masks, because she is just not comfortable bare faced around strangers any more)
Motivational, yes.
As a probably permanently lost cause.
Posted by: barbarausa at September 08, 2024 12:47 AM (enw9G)
yay team!
Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2024 12:49 AM (D7oie)
About as well as everything else the DEMs did.
Posted by: mnw at September 08, 2024 12:49 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2024 12:50 AM (RIvkX)
As a probably permanently lost cause.
Posted by: barbarausa
Most current and future Federal retirees need to have their pensions and benefits cut to about what I spend per month on dog treats.
Posted by: Miklos is a man of fixed opinions at September 08, 2024 12:50 AM (lSyD7)
Best biblical name evah.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 08, 2024 12:51 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 08, 2024 12:51 AM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Buzzion at September 08, 2024 12:51 AM (V0hob)
yay team!
Posted by: Kindltot
I like Austin Peay State.
LET"S GO PEAY
Posted by: Miklos is easily amused at September 08, 2024 12:52 AM (lSyD7)
"The only thing that smells worse than SpiceCo spices is their business practices. SpiceCo dumps spices on the US market to run down local businesses like Pansy's Spices, your go-to spice manufacturer for LGBTQ+ people who are looking to cook up something delicious. Like Biktarvy.
But enough about business. Pansy's is always about the 'bottom line,' but we're so much more than that. We're about love.
Love is love. And more love.
But love isn't about slavery, unlike SpiceCo.
SpiceCo enslaves thousands of Indonesian children in its inhuman mines, mercilessly harvesting the next ounce of pepper and cloves from the sweat of their weary little brows.
Pansy's Spices might not taste as good as SpiceCo's... But at least they're not blood spices."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2024 12:53 AM (0FoWg)
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Knew a fellow that had one.Odd, sputtering two-stroke. That it was called 'Goliath' was a bit of a joke.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2024 12:53 AM (XeU6L)
At Gitmo, the U.S. guards refer to their Cuban counterpart as their "mirror."
The woman you describe sounds like my political "mirror"-- the personification of everything I detest.
Posted by: mnw at September 08, 2024 12:54 AM (NLIak)
Ketanji Brown Jackson says Kamala Harris 'gives a lot of people hope' as Dem nominee
https://tinyurl.com/4prywbcf
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la cucina piccante Indiana e buonissima #20 at September 08, 2024 12:54 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 08, 2024 12:55 AM (2Jq0F)
She keeps in touch with a lot of people she supervised, and she taught courses for state, so she is EXEMPLARY.
Posted by: barbarausa at September 08, 2024 12:55 AM (enw9G)
Posted by: Buzzion at September 08, 2024 12:51 AM (V0hob)
Fine as frog's hair, myself. And you?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2024 12:55 AM (BfydD)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2024 12:43 AM (RIvkX)
I spent a short while working on a project translating state documents into Spanish. we used a team, and I was the only native English speaker. I tried to call the group "Jerusalem" after the room where the English clergy translated the King James Bible, but it never stuck. I spent some time reading similar Puerto Rican statutes to get the gist of how things were referenced.
PR should be given back to Spain, by the way.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2024 12:58 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Tied with Boise State right now. 27-27
Posted by: Tuna at September 08, 2024 12:58 AM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Of course, my dad had a DKW 3=6. Now, there's contradictory name for you.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2024 12:59 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2024 12:58 AM (D7oie)
Is this a treaty provision? Could we relinquish it to Spain?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2024 12:59 AM (0FoWg)
She knew what she wanted 40-50 years ago (or sooner, in that tiny apartment she grew up in in a decidedly non-glamorous borough), worked hard for it, and is carefully enjoying it, with tags, labels, and documentation.
I hope, with all their gardening etc, they are ok in the burning times to come.
Posted by: barbarausa at September 08, 2024 01:00 AM (enw9G)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 08, 2024 12:45 AM (mH6SG)
I would have accepted "Chivo"
Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2024 01:00 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2024 01:01 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
3=6?
That sounds like a package of paper towels, not an automobile.
Also, their math sucks, especially for German engineers.
Posted by: mikeski at September 08, 2024 01:02 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2024 01:02 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Zombie JFK at September 08, 2024 12:37 AM (mH6SG)
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It used cabritos instead of niños
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2024 12:43 AM (RIvkX)
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My late wife, a Spanish major, mentioned 'something for my mantilla' as a Castilian vs Latino Spanish. Sorry I don't do Spanish.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la cucina piccante Indiana e buonissima #21 at September 08, 2024 01:03 AM (qfLjt)
The U.N. has spent half its time for DECADES investigating "human rights" violations/"neocolonialism" in PR. The UN sends investigators down there for that purpose from time to time.
Posted by: mnw at September 08, 2024 01:03 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: barbarausa at September 08, 2024 01:05 AM (enw9G)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2024 12:59 AM (0FoWg)
I don't know if there is a formal process, but I suggest having the Navy sail around it three times blowing the main horn, and then having the crew scream "fnck OFF!" at it.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2024 01:05 AM (D7oie)
The U.N. has spent half its time for DECADES investigating "human rights" violations/"neocolonialism" in PR. The UN sends investigators down there for that purpose from time to time.
Posted by: mnw
And they conveniently set up there office right next to the Black Angus. (probably NSFW and it shut down years ago) I know nothing else about it. (backs out of thread)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 08, 2024 01:05 AM (bxwtE)
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Yeah, I know. That's why this is a buyer's market. In fact, I'd advocate to pay some
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2024 01:06 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Tuna at September 08, 2024 01:07 AM (oaGWv)
Posted by: mnw at September 08, 2024 01:07 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2024 01:08 AM (RIvkX)
How's death treating you, Buzz?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2024 12:41 AM (BfydD)
Right now actually pretty good I think
Posted by: Buzzion at September 08, 2024 01:09 AM (V0hob)
Posted by: Lirio100 at September 08, 2024 01:09 AM (I5U35)
Also, their math sucks, especially for German engineers.
Posted by: mikeski
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It was a weird little car. Two-stroke of course, so when it was being gassed (remember when attendants did that?) my dad would have them stop when the tank was half full, dump in a pint of outboard motor oil, then havem fill it up. The attendants were always shaking their heads.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2024 01:11 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: mnw at September 08, 2024 01:11 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Lirio100 at September 08, 2024 01:11 AM (I5U35)
Posted by: Lirio100 at September 08, 2024 01:09 AM (I5U35)
all their laws reference Spanish precedents, and we are not talking Alfonso XII here, but Juan Carlos. I still wonder what the referenced during Franco's rule.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2024 01:12 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2024 01:13 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 08, 2024 01:13 AM (bxwtE)
Posted by: mnw
It would also have to be approved by Congress.
FUN FACT
Yucatan missed becoming a State by a whisker in the House.
Posted by: Miklos, yer Fun Fact Pal at September 08, 2024 01:14 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 0
Pretty good at the moment.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 08, 2024 01:14 AM (V0hob)
Posted by: mnw at September 08, 2024 01:07 AM (NLIak)
They receive large amounts of welfare and transfer payments without a tax burden, and that would destroy their phony economy if it changes. That's the reason.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2024 01:14 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.
Ah
Commie tech
two Stokes only, Comrades
Posted by: Miklos, former Trabant pilot at September 08, 2024 01:16 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Lirio100 at September 08, 2024 01:20 AM (I5U35)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2024 01:20 AM (0FoWg)
Commie tech
two Stokes only, Comrades
Posted by: Miklos, former Trabant pilot at September 08, 2024 01:16 AM (lSyD7)
DKW was part of AutoUnion, and not Commie. Deutsch KraftWagen, IIRC. They were quite a luxurious little car, compared to the VW Beetle of the era.
3=6? A 3 cylinder 2-stroke gets as many power impulses per revolution as a 6-cylinder 4 -stroke.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2024 01:21 AM (BfydD)
539 The US is just paying Puerto Rico tribute to stay the fuck out of our country. They would become hugely costly and present an instant immigration crisis if admitted to the Union. It would be a nightmare in Congress if they voted to jump. Picture a couple dozen AOC's clinging to fences in parking lots, like Sarah Connor in T2.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2024 01:20 AM (0FoWg)
Don't they already get to immigrate to the US already without any real issues?
Posted by: Buzzion at September 08, 2024 01:25 AM (V0hob)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 08, 2024 01:26 AM (yzDpQ)
Posted by: Lirio100 at September 08, 2024 01:28 AM (I5U35)
Posted by: Buzzion at September 08, 2024 01:25 AM (V0hob)
Don't see why not. Puerto Ricans are US citizens.
Posted by: RickZ at September 08, 2024 01:28 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Buzzion at September 08, 2024 01:25 AM (V0hob)
Yes.
But they don't have to pay taxes in PR.
If they did, they'd all immediately bolt to places like NY and CA, where the standard of living is better, due to luxurious welfare systems.
Better to toss nickels of welfare at them, than dollars.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2024 01:31 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2024 01:34 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2024 01:36 AM (1w94Y)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2024 01:37 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2024 01:37 AM (0FoWg)
Traded for a population to be named later.
Posted by: RickZ at September 08, 2024 01:40 AM (gKDq2)
Finally realized I could just search on "by: pooky".
Amusing discussion of possible names, especially the Biblical ones. The Horde is always so full of the will to be of helpful service! Nobody suggested "Esther"?
Gotta check out for the night. Prayers for pookygirl's successful delivery. Welcome new one; you're the future.
https://youtu.be/Y0Yg9wjctRw
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - going to be gone at September 08, 2024 01:41 AM (miZDF)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 07, 2024 10:33 PM (2bf1j)
The Moth joke is hilarious. That old lump of coal was something else; he is missed.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at September 08, 2024 01:45 AM (lg881)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 08, 2024 01:54 AM (vJiyU)
Record fast delivery after I soaked in the tub. 5 pounds, 9 ounces, 18 inches long.
I'm gonna sleep.
Posted by: pookysgirl, happily exhausted at September 08, 2024 01:57 AM (370Fc)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2024 01:59 AM (0FoWg)
Record fast delivery after I soaked in the tub. 5 pounds, 9 ounces, 18 inches long.
I'm gonna sleep.
Posted by: pookysgirl, happily exhausted at September 08, 2024 01:57 AM (370Fc)
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Is there going to be a gender reveal party?
Asking for a mohel.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 08, 2024 02:00 AM (SRx3B)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 07, 2024 09:55
Yes indeed. I sat on our porch and just enjoyed the world where we live. Nights are cool here for a few days, the crickets were chirping, a silver of the moon in the sky, I just took a moment to enjoy the natural world.
At the corner 3 neighborhood boys were coming home after their bike ride, you could tell they had fun. I greeted Preston, next door neighbor and said it looks like you guys had a nice bike ride. He said yes, then I cautioned him...you need something reflective on your bike if you are going to ride when it is this dark.
He replied with some kind of agreement as I wondered how I became the old man next door cautioning the young kids when it seems like yesterday, I was one of those kids.
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at September 08, 2024 02:00 AM (55Qr6)
Record fast delivery after I soaked in the tub. 5 pounds, 9 ounces, 18 inches long.
I'm gonna sleep.
Posted by: pookysgirl, happily exhausted
Does she want to go to the Apple Cup?
Posted by: Some Rat at September 08, 2024 02:00 AM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Adriane the Musical Cynical Critic . . . at September 08, 2024 02:06 AM (TX4bP)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2024 02:11 AM (AN+eO)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Got that right.
At least right now they are being flooded by retirees and refugees up the I-95 and I-75 corridors bringing their bucks and inflation with them... which at least adds to the tax receipts vs welfare costs.
Inflation sucks though.
Welfare and tax increases may be more cost effective vs infaltion.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 08, 2024 02:13 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2024 02:13 AM (AN+eO)
Posted by: pookysgirl, happily exhausted
Congrats!
And welcome to the littlest Moron/Moronette!
Posted by: mikeski at September 08, 2024 02:14 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2024 02:13 AM (AN+eO)
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Wonderful news!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 08, 2024 02:17 AM (SRx3B)
Greetings, Night owls. And congrats to pooky!
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