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FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 27, 2024 09:30 AM (Zz0t1) 2
Cute. Still not hanging, tho. Way too dark and dreary.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 27, 2024 09:30 AM (Zz0t1) 3
Cheesy. Would eat with peaches.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 27, 2024 09:31 AM (w9Wax) 4
Smurfs First!
Posted by: Pete in Texas at August 27, 2024 09:31 AM (BHrzb) 5
Related to cottage cheese?
Posted by: BignJames at August 27, 2024 09:31 AM (AwYPR) 6
NOOD has been lum'd.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 27, 2024 09:31 AM (Zz0t1) 7
Sniffable hair.
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 27, 2024 09:31 AM (Y8lzz) Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2024 09:31 AM (HnUIn) 9
Nice
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 27, 2024 09:31 AM (gbOdA) 10
Embiggen this one. Well worth it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2024 09:31 AM (HnUIn) Posted by: Pete in Texas at August 27, 2024 09:31 AM (BHrzb) 12
The children would grow up to be most industrious.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 27, 2024 09:32 AM (w9Wax) 13
Alternate title: Escapees from Epstein's Island
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 27, 2024 09:32 AM (Zz0t1) 14
2 Cute. Still not hanging, tho. Way too dark and dreary.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 27, 2024 09:30 AM (Zz0t1) IIRC, Gainsborough was often like that. He seemed to throw out the chiaroscuro for just dark. Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2024 09:32 AM (y31cs) 15
I like it but it looks like it needs a good cleaning.
Posted by: Tuna at August 27, 2024 09:32 AM (oaGWv) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 27, 2024 09:32 AM (x0n13) Posted by: Ped Xing at August 27, 2024 09:32 AM (yw2Ev) 18
I often find Rembrandt the same way.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2024 09:32 AM (y31cs) 19
Dark, grim
no hang Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2024 09:32 AM (/7KEl) 20
The MET
Title: Cottage Children (The Wood Gatherers) Artist: Thomas Gainsborough (British, Sudbury 1727–1788 London) Date: 1787 Medium: Oil on canvas Dimensions: 58 1/8 x 47 3/8 in. (147.6 x 120.3 cm) Classification: Paintings Posted by: rhennigantx at August 27, 2024 09:32 AM (gbOdA) 21
What are "cottage" children?
Posted by: redridinghood at August 27, 2024 09:32 AM (NpAcC) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 09:32 AM (v6JzV) 23
13 Alternate title: Escapees from Epstein's Island
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 27, 2024 09:32 AM (Zz0t1) Escape from Biden's Shower. Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2024 09:33 AM (y31cs) 24
The slave labor that makes your cottage cheese.
Posted by: Jeremy Hilary Boob, Ph.D. at August 27, 2024 09:33 AM (WUUvH) 25
I like it but it looks like it needs a good cleaning.
Posted by: Tuna at August 27, 2024 09:32 AM (oaGWv) ++++ Yeah. It is quite dark, but I suspect it's very dirty. My guess is that it's much lighter - still dark, but that *that* dark - if in better condition. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2024 09:33 AM (HnUIn) 26
Alternate title: The Poors or Children with Dirty Feet
Posted by: huerfano at August 27, 2024 09:33 AM (VGOMa) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 09:34 AM (v6JzV) 28
Wakes up
Scratches Looks around Dang. An evocative bit of art this AM. Very nice! Goes looking for coffee. Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2024 09:34 AM (W/lyH) 29
The young lady appears to have 12-14 fingers, so this is obviously AI-created.
Posted by: Little Leery at August 27, 2024 09:35 AM (CV8a5) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 09:35 AM (v6JzV) 31
Gainsborough is usually pretty bright. I wonder if this needs a cleaning. When it's embiggened, it does seem to be dirty.
Posted by: Kris at August 27, 2024 09:35 AM (EwaUh) 32
Red: the blood of angry men
Black: the dark of ages past Red: a world about to dawn! Black: the night that ends at last! Posted by: Ribbed at August 27, 2024 09:35 AM (IHRQq) 33
What are "cottage" children?
Posted by: redridinghood Probably the children of cottage dwelling farmers on his lordship's huge landed estate. Posted by: Tuna at August 27, 2024 09:35 AM (oaGWv) 34
IIRC, Gainsborough was often like that. He seemed to throw out the chiaroscuro for just dark.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2024 09:32 AM (y31cs) ---- Gainsborough is usually pretty bright. I wonder if this needs a cleaning. When it's embiggened, it does seem to be dirty. Posted by: Kris at August 27, 2024 09:35 AM (EwaUh) ++++ :: insert "panic-sweating guy in front of two red buttons" meme :: Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2024 09:36 AM (HnUIn) 35
"Probably the children of cottage dwelling farmers on his lordship's huge landed estate."
You really should have thought about that before you became peasants. Posted by: Random Movie Quotes at August 27, 2024 09:37 AM (Ectld) 36
The attraction of Gainsborough is his landscapes and his wispy trees and clouds.
Posted by: Kris at August 27, 2024 09:37 AM (EwaUh) 37
Well-to-do art collectors of the eighteenth century enjoyed “fancy pictures” such as this, which provided an idealized and sentimental image of poor children.
Dems now do that with illegal alien children sold as sex slaves. Posted by: rhennigantx at August 27, 2024 09:37 AM (gbOdA) 38
In before zombie Bob Ross bleating about happy bushes.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 27, 2024 09:37 AM (R+4G8) Posted by: Just Sayin at August 27, 2024 09:37 AM (WDwUQ) 40
GAINZZZZborough, surely.
Posted by: spindrift at August 27, 2024 09:37 AM (OguvZ) 41
It's Tummy Rub Tuesday! Best day of the week!
I bet those little beggars in the painting would give nice belly rubs to a golden. Or a sweet kittuh. Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 27, 2024 09:37 AM (lyImQ) 42
:: insert "panic-sweating guy in front of two red buttons" meme ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2024 09:36 AM (HnUIn) Looking up his paintings, Kris is right and I evidently did NOT recall correctly. Still think I am right on Rembrandt. Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2024 09:38 AM (y31cs) 43
Children with no shoes on their feet indicate orphans.
Posted by: dantesed at August 27, 2024 09:38 AM (Oy/m2) 44
Dammit.
Posted by: spindrift at August 27, 2024 09:38 AM (OguvZ) 45
It is dark. I still like it
Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2024 09:38 AM (fwDg9) 46
You really should have thought about that before you became peasants.
Posted by: Random Movie Quotes at August 27, 2024 09:37 AM (Ectld) Blame Diocletian. Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2024 09:38 AM (y31cs) 47
I hope he paid the kids who posed for this.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 09:39 AM (v6JzV) 48
My grandfather claim his name was Covey Stovewood as his mother yelled at him to chop and bring in cooking wood.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 27, 2024 09:39 AM (gbOdA) 49
Their cottage is no doubt made of pressed cow dung.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2024 09:39 AM (RIvkX) 50
Not plump enough.
Posted by: zombie jonathan swift, dean of trinity college, dublin at August 27, 2024 09:39 AM (c39uV) 51
Better than cottage cheese
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 27, 2024 09:39 AM (Q4IgG) 52
Gainsborough is usually pretty bright. I wonder if this needs a cleaning. When it's embiggened, it does seem to be dirty.
Posted by: Kris at August 27, 2024 09:35 AM (EwaUh) Amazing realism. If dirty the true colors must be stunning. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 27, 2024 09:39 AM (O5hrI) 53
Eave out the-ugh- and just make it Gainsboro, please.
Posted by: John Roseboro of Boro park, Brooklyn at August 27, 2024 09:40 AM (CV8a5) 54
Gainsborough is usually pretty bright. I wonder if this needs a cleaning. When it's embiggened, it does seem to be dirty.
Posted by: Kris Kris, what do they use to clean paintings? Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 09:41 AM (v6JzV) 55
Geezer golf today?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 09:35 AM (v6JzV) Oh. Let's see if I can keep from breaking the 100 comment rule. Yes. In fact the Geezer club championship (round one of two) starts today. Happily there are no homeless waifs hanging around the course. But there are a few...moms...doing pickleball. Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2024 09:41 AM (W/lyH) 56
The look on the girl's face is the same face the oldest child gets when she's left to babysit the youngins.
Posted by: Kris at August 27, 2024 09:41 AM (EwaUh) 57
Damn, now I want cottage cheese.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 09:41 AM (v6JzV) 58
The look on the girl's face is the same face the oldest child gets when she's left to babysit the youngins.
Posted by: Kris at August 27, 2024 09:41 AM (EwaUh) ++++ For obvious reasons Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2024 09:41 AM (HnUIn) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 27, 2024 09:42 AM (Zz0t1) 60
It's no Thomas Kinkade.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 27, 2024 09:42 AM (NpAcC) 61
When in doubt, add more paint!
Posted by: Thomas Gainsborough at August 27, 2024 09:42 AM (4foKp) 62
Oh. Let's see if I can keep from breaking the 100 comment rule.
Posted by: Diogenes Sorry. Forgot about the rule. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 09:42 AM (v6JzV) 63
Kind of dark.
Posted by: From about That Time at August 27, 2024 09:43 AM (4780s) 64
GAINZZZZBorough was ripped.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 09:34 AM (v6JzV) Ace's favorite artist. Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at August 27, 2024 09:43 AM (RXJdG) 65
Kris, what do they use to clean paintings?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 09:41 AM (v6JzV) NOT what that one lady did to a DaVinci(?) a few years back. Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2024 09:43 AM (y31cs) 66
Embiggen this one. Well worth it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2024 09:31 AM (HnUIn) True. Didn't even notice the boy on the left before I embiggened. Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at August 27, 2024 09:43 AM (JCLJi) 67
The red head has a nice set of lamb chops started.
Posted by: Ribbed at August 27, 2024 09:43 AM (Ectld) 68
Chiaroscuro can be a great appetizer if prepared properly.
Posted by: But it's not a food thread! at August 27, 2024 09:44 AM (DobEs) 69
Kris, what do they use to clean paintings? Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 09:41 AM (v6JzV) Paint. https://is.gd/A16p26 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 27, 2024 09:44 AM (Zz0t1) 70
A brunette, a towhead, and a ginger. Good to see all the major hair colors included.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 09:44 AM (v6JzV) 71
I have heard of cottage cheese . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at August 27, 2024 09:44 AM (D7oie) 72
Why yes, children CAN be a cottage industry, amirite?
Posted by: J. Epstein at August 27, 2024 09:45 AM (DobEs) 73
Paint.
https://is.gd/A16p26 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 27, 2024 09:44 AM (Zz0t1) Yeah... that's the one. Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2024 09:45 AM (y31cs) 74
True. Didn't even notice the boy on the left before I embiggened.
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at August 27, 2024 09:43 AM (JCLJi) ++++ Same! Yet, upon debeggening, he's still obviously there. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2024 09:45 AM (HnUIn) 75
Artist: Thomas Gainsborough (British, Sudbury 1727–1788 London)
Date: 1787 ----------------- One of the last ones before the bucket was kicked, eh? Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 27, 2024 09:45 AM (fv27Y) 76
Yeah... that's the one. Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2024 09:45 AM (y31cs) Still makes me laugh uncontrollably. "Yeah, I can fix that. No problem." Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 27, 2024 09:45 AM (Zz0t1) 77
That girl is going to be Vivien Leigh-grade trouble in about ten years.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 27, 2024 09:45 AM (LxER7) Posted by: Ribbed at August 27, 2024 09:45 AM (Ectld) 79
Swee'Pea is a famous orfink left on my doorstep.
Posted by: Popeye at August 27, 2024 09:45 AM (CV8a5) 80
A brunette, a towhead, and a ginger. Good to see all the major hair colors included.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 09:44 AM (v6JzV) --- The ginger lad lured the other two away from their cottage so he could consume their souls... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 27, 2024 09:46 AM (7fElN) 81
"The ginger lad lured the other two away from their cottage so he could consume their souls..."
He does look hungry. Posted by: Ribbed at August 27, 2024 09:46 AM (Ectld) 82
There's a certain beauty and peace around these children. Innocence, perhaps? Compare this with the pretentious rich spoiled brats we've seen in other portraits.
It's stunning. Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 27, 2024 09:46 AM (GiPYS) Posted by: Stateless at August 27, 2024 09:46 AM (jvJvP) 84
The Met-
Cottage Children (The Wood Gatherers) Thomas Gainsborough British 1787 On view at The Met Fifth Avenue in Gallery 628 Well-to-do art collectors of the eighteenth century enjoyed “fancy pictures” such as this, which provided an idealized and sentimental image of poor children. A visitor to Gainsborough’s studio described the three children shown here as “charming little objects [who] cannot be viewed without the sensations of tenderness and pleasure, and an interest for their humble fate.” The model for the pensive boy seated with a bundle of kindling is believed to have been Jack Hill, a local boy whom Gainsborough’s daughter considered adopting. Posted by: redridinghood at August 27, 2024 09:47 AM (NpAcC) 85
Nice painting. Much better than that subversive one from yesterday, despite the gloomy tones.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 27, 2024 09:47 AM (FCbAQ) 86
Toddler for sale! Priced to move!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 27, 2024 09:47 AM (L/fGl) Posted by: Elderly Git at August 27, 2024 09:47 AM (WDwUQ) 88
cottage cheese, cottage fries, cottage loaves, cottage thatch, cottage industries, you know, cottages are like shrimp. so many uses!
Posted by: Kindltot at August 27, 2024 09:48 AM (D7oie) 89
Sorry. Forgot about the rule.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 09:42 AM (v6JzV) I wouldn't worry too much. CBD is probably on his knees trying to get the cat out from under the bed so he can rub its tummy. Cat ain't cooperating. Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2024 09:48 AM (W/lyH) 90
Kris, what do they use to clean paintings?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 09:41 AM (v6JzV) It does depend on the media. Oils on canvas would use a different solution than frescos, for example. I cleaned a marble statue once. We used a mild bathroom cleaner and toothbrushes. Here is a video from NOVA/PBS showing the restoration of frescos in Tibet. I used to show this in class every year. Their method is what they used to clean the Sistine Chapel. https://tinyurl.com/c9tu8c6a Posted by: Kris at August 27, 2024 09:48 AM (EwaUh) 91
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Ugh! I got Vermeer on my shirt! Posted by: Elderly Git at August 27, 2024 09:47 AM (WDwUQ) "Watteau, dear?" - But that's my only line Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 27, 2024 09:49 AM (LxER7) 92
A brunette, a towhead, and a ginger walk into a bar...
Posted by: Ten years later... at August 27, 2024 09:49 AM (DobEs) 93
Dark, like modern movies. Perhaps the surface has darkened over the years since Gainsborough painted it.
The girl holding the young child reminds me a bit of Christine McGlade, she of the '80s Nickolodeon series You Can't Do That on Television. Maybe it's just the thick black hair, though. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2024 09:49 AM (J2vNu) 94
Paint.
https://is.gd/A16p26 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 27, 2024 09:44 AM (Zz0t1) It is really just "Grandma Moses paints the Passion of the Christ" Posted by: Kindltot at August 27, 2024 09:50 AM (D7oie) 95
This is right before they discover the witch's candy house.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at August 27, 2024 09:50 AM (g8Ew8) 96
There's a bad case of middle child syndrome going on in that pic too. Maybe he's the actual red-headed step child.
Clearly the little one is the golden boy, both literally and figuratively, what with the lighting highlighting only him and the eldest in charge of him. Oh, there's the middle one, in the shadows. Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 27, 2024 09:51 AM (FCbAQ) 97
What about me?
Posted by: The middle child. Always at August 27, 2024 09:52 AM (DobEs) 98
Needs fucking sparkles.
Posted by: Thomas Kinkade at August 27, 2024 09:52 AM (SlE9x) 99
Well-to-do art collectors of the eighteenth century enjoyed “fancy pictures” such as this, which provided an idealized and sentimental image of poor children. A visitor to Gainsborough’s studio described the three children shown here as “charming little objects [who] cannot be viewed without the sensations of tenderness and pleasure, and an interest for their humble fate.” The model for the pensive boy seated with a bundle of kindling is believed to have been Jack Hill, a local boy whom Gainsborough’s daughter considered adopting.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 27, 2024 09:47 AM (NpAcC) I was about to make a joke about some kid's show today, but realized one thing I hate about modern art. Art done well evokes emotion. Be it awe, reverence, breathtaking beauty or protectiveness, love. Modern art and culture has stripped a lot of the positive, innocent feelings from art. The feelings they evoke are often sadness, horror, disillusionment, bitterness. We look at the statement as written and we think 'Wow they viewed them as amusing objects that evoked tenderness.' Is that a BAD thing? Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2024 09:52 AM (y31cs) 100
100 comment rule. [CBD]
Posted by: Inogame at August 27, 2024 09:52 AM (53oGX) 101
There's a bad case of middle child syndrome going on in that pic too. Maybe he's the actual red-headed step child.
Clearly the little one is the golden boy, both literally and figuratively, what with the lighting highlighting only him and the eldest in charge of him. Oh, there's the middle one, in the shadows. Posted by: OneEyedJack That's an interesting observation. I come from a family of six. Every one of us had issues with our place in the birth order. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 09:53 AM (v6JzV) 102
Whew... thought for sure I'd have 100, was closer than I thought.
I'll look closer next time. my apologies. Posted by: Inogame at August 27, 2024 09:53 AM (53oGX) 103
Don't like cottage cheese...it's no gouda.
Posted by: BignJames at August 27, 2024 09:54 AM (AwYPR) 104
Trump gets RFK and Tulsi to back him.
Kneepads gets 200 backstabbers... Sounds right. Posted by: Inogame at August 27, 2024 *** "They smilin' in your face -- All the time they wanna take your place! Backstabbers!" Posted by: The O'Jays at August 27, 2024 09:54 AM (J2vNu) 105
Whew... thought for sure I'd have 100, was closer than I thought.
I'll look closer next time. my apologies. Posted by: Inogame Which brings up the question, is comment #100 subject to the 100-Comment Rule or not? Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 09:54 AM (v6JzV) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 27, 2024 09:55 AM (L/fGl) 107
Done in late 1700s, I think keeping shoes on children was a expense if not needed. Not convinced they are orphans, possibly but not so sure
Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2024 09:55 AM (fwDg9) 108
Kris, what do they use to clean paintings?
------ Distilled water, and chemical solutions to remove different things like old varnish and newer overpaint of later restoration attempts; then canvas repair and retouching areas of lost paint. https://tinyurl.com/5eryvmar Look on YouTube for Fake or Fortune? and Art Detectives Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 27, 2024 09:55 AM (c39uV) 109
I prefer Thomas Gainsborough's landscapes to many of his portraits, although some, like the Blue Boy, are exceptional. This one is an interesting juxtaposition. The innocence of the young children contrasts with the dark land and foreboding cloudy sky. Not a lot of rural romanticism here. The smallest is unaware of the future struggles to face, the oldest, with that knowing, sideways glance and awareness, knows already. The little boy with his stick is the transition between the two, wanting to play but limited to the simplest means. It isn't all tragedy as they all look healthy enough with those rosy cheeks and skin, not starving, but the viewer knows of the difficulties of their situation.
It's an effective painting. Posted by: JTB at August 27, 2024 09:55 AM (zudum) 110
I'd sniff 'em. My word as a Biden I'd sniff the living hell out of both of them
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 27, 2024 09:56 AM (oZhjI) 111
Done in late 1700s, I think keeping shoes on children was a expense if not needed. Not convinced they are orphans, possibly but not so sure
Posted by: Skip Back in the old days, there were no left or right shoes. You bought two straight shoes and your feet molded them into a left shoe and a right shoe over time. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 09:56 AM (v6JzV) 112
Excellent work from Thomas
Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2024 09:57 AM (fwDg9) 113
Kneepads gets 200 backstabbers... Sounds right. /Massages TMJ //Applies lip baum ///cleans chin Look people I'm working hard here Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 27, 2024 09:57 AM (oZhjI) 114
"Trump gets RFK and Tulsi to back him. Kneepads gets 200 backstabbers..."
Exactly. Who is this supposed to impress? Republicans who still read the Washington Post? Posted by: Ribbed at August 27, 2024 09:58 AM (Ectld) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 27, 2024 09:59 AM (L/fGl) 116
The context of this painting makes no sense.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 27, 2024 09:59 AM (pohLc) 117
Exactly. Who is this supposed to impress? Republicans who still read the Washington Post? Posted by: Ribbed at August 27, 2024 09:58 AM (Ectld) Oh, I imagine it will be "mentioned " all day on the alphabet channels too... Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2024 09:59 AM (IyPmt) 118
"Hamas Leader Yahya Sinwar Cross-Dresses To Dodge IDF: Report"
Not sure they see what this says about the IDF they're attempting to demonize. Posted by: Ribbed at August 27, 2024 10:00 AM (Ectld) 119
The girl holding the young child reminds me a bit of Christine McGlade, she of the '80s Nickolodeon series You Can't Do That on Television.
YCDTOTV was, strangely enough, a Canadian production. Posted by: spindrift at August 27, 2024 10:00 AM (OguvZ) 120
Modern art and culture has stripped a lot of the positive, innocent feelings from art. The feelings they evoke are often sadness, horror, disillusionment, bitterness.
We look at the statement as written and we think 'Wow they viewed them as amusing objects that evoked tenderness.' Is that a BAD thing? Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2024 09:52 AM (y31cs) there is a lot of derision put on the "large eyed puppy in a boot / waif with a fishing pole" school, and I suppose next to a David it has no story and not plot. a lot of the modern art is either mooning on about how bad people are, or how sterile the world is, and I can't decide if it is self created anomie, or intepretation of the world via whatever the newest theory is. In my personal experience, dramatic and jarring images are easier to create than placid and pretty ones, and beauty is harder to portray than ugliness. Ugliness just needs things to be out of proportion, which middling art skills like mine excelled at. Posted by: Kindltot at August 27, 2024 10:00 AM (D7oie) 121
Trump gets RFK and Tulsi to back him. Kneepads gets 200 backstabbers..."
Exactly. Who is this supposed to impress? Republicans who still read the Washington Post? Posted by: Ribbed at August 27, 2024 09:58 AM (Ectld) Billy Krystal is impressed. Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at August 27, 2024 10:00 AM (g8Ew8) 122
116 The context of this painting makes no sense.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 27, 2024 09:59 AM (pohLc) I looked it up.. It was also called the wood gatherers, so the kids were gathering firewood I guess Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2024 10:01 AM (IyPmt) 123
YAS Queen: Hamas Leader Yahya Sinwar Cross-Dresses To Dodge IDF: Report
- So he is a Democrat. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 27, 2024 09:59 AM (L/fGl) Think I saw Jesse James (Robert Duvall?) do that in a movie. Posted by: BignJames at August 27, 2024 10:02 AM (AwYPR) 124
The context of this painting makes no sense.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 27, 2024 09:59 AM (pohLc) It's a head-scratcher. But it probably kept Gainsborough in high-class hookers for a few months, so all good. Posted by: spindrift at August 27, 2024 10:02 AM (OguvZ) 125
Think I saw Jesse James (Robert Duvall?) do that in a movie.
Posted by: BignJames at August 27, 2024 10:02 AM (AwYPR) was there ever a movie about Jefferson Davis? Posted by: Kindltot at August 27, 2024 10:03 AM (D7oie) 126
I got an unexpected day off, most of which will be spent doing yard work and other chores. I'd like to say "at least that will free up my weekend" but we're using the long weekend for the final push to clear out the old house and get it ready for sale. No rest for the weary...
Posted by: PabloD at August 27, 2024 10:04 AM (lhpJ3) 127
Make America Normal Again
- I was behind a car yesterday with two bumber stickers, a Biden/Harris and a Make America Green Again. Sumbitch should've been walking. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 27, 2024 10:04 AM (L/fGl) 128
Robert Duvall is one of my favorites. But he has NEVER exceeded his performance in Lonesome Dove. Written, by the way, by my late wife's cousin Larry McMurtry.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 27, 2024 10:05 AM (pohLc) 129
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 27, 2024 10:06 AM (VSht7) 130
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I was behind a car yesterday with two bumber stickers, a Biden/Harris and a Make America Green Again. Sumbitch should've been walking. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 27, 2024 *** Someone near my office has parked a Mini Cooper S in a pleasant and unusual blue color . . . and with an "Obama 44" sticker on the back. Yeesh. Posted by: The O'Jays at August 27, 2024 10:06 AM (J2vNu) 131
]Which brings up the question, is comment #100 subject to the 100-Comment Rule or not?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 09:54 AM (v6JzV) The 100 comment rule states that the first 100 comments must be on topic, therefore, yes, comment 100 is included. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 27, 2024 10:07 AM (Zz0t1) 132
Think I saw Jesse James (Robert Duvall?) do that in a movie.
Posted by: BignJames The Great Northfield Minnesota Raid. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 27, 2024 10:07 AM (L/fGl) 133
I dunno, he was damn good in Tender Mercies. Won an Oscar for it
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 27, 2024 10:07 AM (dDSBl) 134
I was behind a car yesterday with two bumber stickers, a Biden/Harris and a Make America Green Again. Sumbitch should've been walking.
Leftist believe YOU are using too many fossil fuels. Their use is important - THEY have to get to work, drive to their favorite bar, take Tyler to soccer practice, etc. Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2024 10:07 AM (oZhjI) 135
I would hang this.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 27, 2024 10:07 AM (NpAcC) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 10:08 AM (v6JzV) 137
"Yeah, I can fix that. No problem."
What ever happened with that? Was there an attempt to restore (or un-"restore") it? Posted by: Oddbob at August 27, 2024 10:08 AM (/y8xj) Posted by: tankdemon at August 27, 2024 10:08 AM (VSht7) 139
Robert Duvall is one of my favorites. But he has NEVER exceeded his performance in Lonesome Dove. Written, by the way, by my late wife's cousin Larry McMurtry.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 27, 2024 10:05 AM (pohLc) Mom's maiden name is Duvall....doubt we're related. Posted by: BignJames at August 27, 2024 10:09 AM (AwYPR) 140
136 128 Duvall made an excellent Robert E. Lee in Gods and Generals.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 10:08 AM (v6JzV) Shame it was such a bad movie, but then it was based on a bad book. Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 27, 2024 10:09 AM (LxER7) 141
Robert Duvall is one of my favorites. But he has NEVER exceeded his performance in Lonesome Dove. Written, by the way, by my late wife's cousin Larry McMurtry.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 27, 2024 *** LD was superb, and Duvall superb in it, partly because it was a multi-part mini-series, and there was room for lots of the character moments McMurtry had in the novel. A mere two-hour film would not have had room for the moment when Gus "chastises" the bartender in Fort Worth (I think it was that), for instance. That said, his turn as "Boss" in Kevin Costner's Open Range comes close. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2024 10:09 AM (J2vNu) 142
Soccer practice. we don't do soccer in Totec country. My Grandson broke his arm playing American Football this weekend. Kid is 11, killed 2 bucks last year, with a rifle I built.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 27, 2024 10:09 AM (pohLc) 143
Robert Duvall is one of my favorites. But he has NEVER exceeded his performance in Lonesome Dove. Written, by the way, by my late wife's cousin Larry McMurtry.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 27, 2024 *Days of Thunder walks away, disappointed* Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 27, 2024 10:10 AM (Zz0t1) 144
"I come from a family of six. Every one of us had issues with our place in the birth order."
I was the 5th of 6 and thought my parents treated us all as equals. I always felt they treated me well. Even after I attempted a fist fight with my dad at about 15 yo. A few years ago I was surprised to hear hear three of them tell me they always thought I was treated as the favorite! Posted by: DanMan at August 27, 2024 10:10 AM (8uzBS) 145
43 Children with no shoes on their feet indicate orphans.
Posted by: dantesed at August 27, 2024 09:38 AM (Oy/m2) According to an old saying, they might just be the cobbler children. Posted by: tankdemon at August 27, 2024 10:11 AM (VSht7) 146
Robert Duvall is one of my favorites. But he has NEVER exceeded his performance in Lonesome Dove. Written, by the way, by my late wife's cousin Larry McMurtry.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 27, 2024 10:05 AM (pohLc) Not Open Range? Or Second Hand Lions? Maybe Duvall is just darn good in just about everything. Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 27, 2024 10:11 AM (FCbAQ) 147
I liked Duvall in Open Range too.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at August 27, 2024 10:12 AM (g8Ew8) 148
Maybe Duvall is just darn good in just about everything.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 27, 2024 10:11 AM (FCbAQ) Yep. He is top drawer in every chest. Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 27, 2024 10:12 AM (pohLc) 149
I can see the green bumper stickers on a Prius. What’s hilarious is the stickers on a Suburban. Which I will see on occasion.
Posted by: Write it off Jerry at August 27, 2024 10:13 AM (smVi0) 150
Shame it was such a bad movie, but then it was based on a bad book.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher I did think it kind of odd that they tried to emphasize the sweet-and-cuddly side of Stonewall Jackson. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 10:13 AM (v6JzV) 151
Not Open Range? Or Second Hand Lions?
Maybe Duvall is just darn good in just about everything. Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 27, 2024 *** I always forget to mention Secondhand Lions, yet it is one of my all time favorites. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2024 10:13 AM (J2vNu) 152
This painting represents the last gasp of wicked Trumpism. The children are in despair because of the economic damage of the Trump years have continued despite the heroic efforts of St Joseph of Delaware. The child on the left has given up all hope, and now sits in darkness. The central figure, the woman is carrying on as best she can, hoping for a new figure to take the field and fight the wickedness. The shaft of light proves a new dawn is coming. A Kamalot. The babe in arms is the new birth of our precious democracy, pointing to the light. The child sees the bright future in which we finally rid ourselves of those who would debase our sacred political institutions.
Posted by: The Art Critic at August 27, 2024 10:14 AM (0eaVi) 153
Duvall's cowboy portrayals remind me of my great uncle.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at August 27, 2024 10:14 AM (g8Ew8) 154
A few years ago I was surprised to hear hear three of them tell me they always thought I was treated as the favorite!
Posted by: DanMan at August 27, 2024 10:10 AM (8uzBS) My kids always tell me I treat the other one better. Which to me indicates have no favorite . Posted by: Write it off Jerry at August 27, 2024 10:14 AM (smVi0) 155
Maybe Duvall is just darn good in just about everything.
I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man! Posted by: Lucky Ned Pepper at August 27, 2024 10:14 AM (og5mY) 156
I think Duvall may even be related to Lee.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 10:15 AM (v6JzV) 157
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I did think it kind of odd that they tried to emphasize the sweet-and-cuddly side of Stonewall Jackson. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 10:13 AM (v6JzV) I used to have a blog friend who was an extra in it. She said Stephen Lang was a really great guy but that Jeff Daniels was asshoe. Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 27, 2024 10:15 AM (LxER7) 158
CBD is probably on his knees trying to get the cat out from under the bed so he can rub its tummy.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2024 09:48 AM (W/lyH) CBD hates cats, will never have one in his house, and looks askance at people who think that cats are wonderful pets, rather than vile little predators without souls. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 27, 2024 10:15 AM (d9fT1) 159
I liked Duvall in Open Range too.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at August 27, 2024 *** I hadn't heard of the film. Then one Sunday afternoon my local Fox channel ran it. I came in about half an hour into it and thought, seeing Duvall, that it was somehow a new Lonesome Dove prequel. After I stayed to the end, I was glad I had. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2024 10:15 AM (J2vNu) 160
Curds and whey, that's where it's at!
Posted by: tankdemon at August 27, 2024 10:08 AM (VSht7) Hey, what's in the bowl, bitch? Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at August 27, 2024 10:15 AM (OguvZ) 161
I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man!
Posted by: Lucky Ned Pepper at August 27, 2024 10:14 AM (og5mY) Fill your hand, you son of a bitch! Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 27, 2024 10:16 AM (FCbAQ) 162
Morning.
Ya kniw, I like cottage cheese but I don't think it's the snack some companies want it to be. Periodically I'll buy one of those cottage cheese packs with fruit that can be mixed into it and, honestly, all I ever taste is regret. I like cottage cheese, but cottage cheese with peaches or strawberry just isn't satisfying. Oh...wait...cottage *children*?!? Now that's taking things way too far. Posted by: Robert at August 27, 2024 10:16 AM (fouSM) 163
Uh, cats have their use.
Posted by: Mice at August 27, 2024 10:16 AM (Q4IgG) Posted by: Ribbed at August 27, 2024 10:17 AM (Ectld) 165
Robert Duvall is one of my favorites. But he has NEVER exceeded his performance in Lonesome Dove. Written, by the way, by my late wife's cousin Larry McMurtry.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 27, 2024 10:05 AM (pohLc) -------- Wow! Big fan of his. Loved the Berrybender books as well as the Lonesome Dove series! Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2024 10:17 AM (PbMBZ) 166
163 Uh, cats have their use.
Posted by: Mice at August 27, 2024 10:16 AM (Q4IgG) Not my useless cat. His only talent is converting cat food into cat shit. Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 27, 2024 10:17 AM (pohLc) 167
Maybe Duvall is just darn good in just about everything.
* I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man! Posted by: Lucky Ned Pepper at August 27, 2024 *** Broadway trivia: Duvall originated the role of "Harry Roat Jr. from Scarsdale," the terrifying criminal antagonist in the play Wait Until Dark who was brought to life by another great actor, Alan Arkin, in the film. The blind lady in the stage play? Lee Remick. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2024 10:17 AM (J2vNu) 168
CBD hates cats, will never have one in his house, and looks askance at people who think that cats are wonderful pets, rather than vile little predators without souls.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo Wow, for once I kind of agree with CBD on something. I mean, I don't hate cats, I just don't care to be around them too much. As anything other than vermin destroyers, they are overrated. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 10:18 AM (v6JzV) 169
"His only talent is converting cat food into cat shit."
At least you get to scoop it up and bag it. Labor theory of economics for the win! Posted by: Ribbed at August 27, 2024 10:18 AM (IHRQq) 170
Leftist believe YOU are using too many fossil fuels. Their use is important - THEY have to get to work, drive to their favorite bar, take Tyler to soccer practice, etc.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2024 10:07 AM (oZhjI) Burning corn in leased SUVs to drive children to scoreless soccer games in the name of starving brown children. Posted by: rhennigantx at August 27, 2024 10:18 AM (gbOdA) 171
CBD hates cats, will never have one in his house, and looks askance at people who think that cats are wonderful pets, rather than vile little predators without souls.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 27, 2024 10:15 AM (d9fT1) Now do democrats... Posted by: BignJames at August 27, 2024 10:18 AM (AwYPR) Posted by: Desert Gold at August 27, 2024 10:19 AM (0w7qT) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 10:19 AM (v6JzV) 174
I used to have a blog friend who was an extra in it. She said Stephen Lang was a really great guy but that Jeff Daniels was asshoe.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 27, 2024 10:15 AM (LxER7) Lang narrated a multi-disc guide to the Gettysburg battlefield. I have it somewhere. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 27, 2024 10:19 AM (Q0kLU) 175
"Leftist believe YOU are using too many fossil fuels."
Having lived off of I-95 in Vermont, I can attest. You'd see their big SUVs going up the road every weekend with New York and Connecticut on their way to their resort homes. Posted by: Ribbed at August 27, 2024 10:19 AM (Ectld) 176
163 Uh, cats have their use.
Posted by: Mice at August 27, 2024 10:16 AM (Q4IgG) * Not my useless cat. His only talent is converting cat food into cat shit. Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 27, 2024 *** Big black Stirling has already proved his value by zeroing in on wasps that have gotten into our place -- some four times now. One, it turned out, was on the wall just behind my head, close enough to sting me if I hadn't noticed Stirling's predator stare in time. I killed each of them and gave him a hearty treat each time. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2024 10:20 AM (J2vNu) 177
Well, she's a people person, not a numbers person so...
https://is.gd/7X1snD (X, HT DirectorBlue) Posted by: Oddbob at August 27, 2024 10:20 AM (/y8xj) 178
Thx CBD , the post about art and beauty the other day is reflected on this painting. I don't even want to think about how these children would be portrayed in modern art. Definitely would hang
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2024 10:20 AM (FkiTJ) 179
Ya kniw, I like cottage cheese but I don't think it's the snack some companies want it to be. Periodically I'll buy one of those cottage cheese packs with fruit that can be mixed into it and, honestly, all I ever taste is regret. I like cottage cheese, but cottage cheese with peaches or strawberry just isn't satisfying.
Oh...wait...cottage *children*?!? Now that's taking things way too far. Posted by: Robert at August 27, 2024 10:16 AM (fouSM) ++++ LOL. My breakfast today was just cottage cheese. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2024 10:20 AM (HnUIn) 180
Periodically I'll buy one of those cottage cheese packs with fruit that can be mixed into it and, honestly, all I ever taste is regret
Posted by: Robert at August 27, 2024 10:16 AM (fouSM) Not me. Tastes like success. Posted by: Throatus at August 27, 2024 10:21 AM (FCbAQ) 181
Broadway trivia: Duvall originated the role of "Harry Roat Jr. from Scarsdale," the terrifying criminal antagonist in the play Wait Until Dark who was brought to life by another great actor, Alan Arkin, in the film. The blind lady in the stage play? Lee Remick.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2024 10:17 AM (J2vNu) Mmmm. Lee Remick. Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at August 27, 2024 10:21 AM (g8Ew8) 182
The wealth tax will not be a number like $100 M but instead it will be a range much like tax brackets.
There is too much value in homes and 401ks that the (D) cannot resist taxing and spending. Posted by: rhennigantx at August 27, 2024 10:21 AM (gbOdA) 183
Robert Duvall is the reason I was incredibly uncomfortable, back when I had an account, when Facebook asked me if I wanted to "poke" my friends, especially if it was a bud's wife.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 27, 2024 10:22 AM (Zz0t1) 184
CBD hates cats, will never have one in his house, and looks askance at people who think that cats are wonderful pets, rather than vile little predators without souls.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 27, 2024 10:15 AM (d9fT1) *fistbump* I, unfortunately, have to live with one if I want to keep my wife around. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 27, 2024 10:22 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 27, 2024 10:22 AM (L/fGl) 186
Birth order kind of went out the window in our family.
Due to being blended, my parents had two virtual sets of twins and a singleton. What they did well was to help us play to our strengths and appreciate us for our unique qualities. Posted by: Desert Gold at August 27, 2024 10:23 AM (0w7qT) 187
There is too much value in homes and 401ks that the (D) cannot resist taxing and spending.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 27, 2024 10:21 AM (gbOdA) ++++ Stealing, you mean. A "wealth tax" is straight-up expropriation without compensation. It won't go well. They can do it and probably will, but the final converted value isn't going to be nearly as high as they thing, and the destruction of value and wrecking of risk management and projection practices will have catastrophic consequences. But whatever. YOLO. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2024 10:23 AM (HnUIn) 188
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
* Oh man, Lee Remick. Those eyes...mmmmmmmmm... Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 *** The Nicole Kidman of her day. Her performance in Days of Wine and Roses was Oscar-nominated, but the statuette went to Anne Bancroft for The Miracle Worker. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2024 10:23 AM (J2vNu) 189
We need an eye-off between Lee Remick and Anne Francis.
Posted by: spindrift at August 27, 2024 10:23 AM (OguvZ) Posted by: Taco Bell Big Box Meal at August 27, 2024 10:23 AM (/y8xj) 191
Gettysburg is a strange battle. The second day is filled with incompetent decisions on the Confederate side.
Posted by: dantesed at August 27, 2024 10:23 AM (Oy/m2) 192
CBD hates cats, will never have one in his house, and looks askance at people who think that cats are wonderful pets, rather than vile little predators without souls.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 27, 2024 10:15 AM (d9fT1) ++++ Some cats are great pets. Most are not. Cats are, by and large, kinda lousy pets. Cats are working animals. They keep critters at bay. That's their purpose. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2024 10:24 AM (HnUIn) 193
The Nicole Kidman of her day. Her performance in Days of Wine and Roses was Oscar-nominated, but the statuette went to Anne Bancroft for The Miracle Worker.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, D But Helen Keller wasn't real. Posted by: BruceWayne at August 27, 2024 10:24 AM (CIS44) 194
But Helen Keller wasn't real.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 27, 2024 10:24 AM (CIS44) But she sure played a mean pinball. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 27, 2024 10:25 AM (Zz0t1) 195
191 Gettysburg is a strange battle. The second day is filled with incompetent decisions on the Confederate side.
Posted by: dantesed at August 27, 2024 10:23 AM (Oy/m2) That could be said for pretty much the whole battle in regard to the confederate side. Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 27, 2024 10:25 AM (pohLc) 196
"the final converted value isn't going to be nearly as high as they thing, and the destruction of value and wrecking of risk management and projection practices will have catastrophic consequences."
The destruction of value is their greatest joy. Posted by: Ribbed at August 27, 2024 10:26 AM (Ectld) 197
My cousin turned my on to cottage cheese and Fritos.
Sounds nasty, but isn't. Unless you hate cottage cheese. Or Fritos. Or both. Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 27, 2024 10:26 AM (Q4IgG) 198
Thomas Gainsborough was very busy painting both portraits and landscapes. Unlike some other artists who never married, Gainsborough had a wife and two daughters. I would like to think that no, such as poster above suggested, he didn't spend his earnings on high class whores.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2024 10:26 AM (dTTBf) 199
Cats are working animals.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2024 10:24 AM (HnUIn) They avg. 16 hrs. of sleep a day. Posted by: BignJames at August 27, 2024 10:26 AM (AwYPR) 200
Off, erroneous sock.
Is Lemon wearing make-up make-up? Not just guy on camera make-up? Couldn't stop staring. Posted by: Sal at August 27, 2024 10:26 AM (0w7qT) 201
The destruction of value is their greatest joy.
Posted by: Ribbed at August 27, 2024 10:26 AM (Ectld) ++++ So long as they can slurp off the lion's share for themselves. It doesn't matter if the pie shrinks if they get the largest slices. It doesn't how shitty the hill is, so long as they are kings of it. Better to rule in hell, etc. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2024 10:27 AM (HnUIn) 202
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 27, 2024 10:25 AM (pohLc)
True, but the second day turns out to be critical. IMHO. Posted by: dantesed at August 27, 2024 10:27 AM (Oy/m2) 203
They avg. 16 hrs. of sleep a day.
Posted by: BignJames at August 27, 2024 10:26 AM (AwYPR) ++++ Yup. But when they're awake, they're cold-eyed killers. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2024 10:27 AM (HnUIn) 204
They avg. 16 hrs. of sleep a day.
Posted by: BignJames at August 27, 2024 10:26 AM (AwYPR) My cat sleeps 22 hours a day. Hard work converting all that cat food into cat shit. Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 27, 2024 10:28 AM (pohLc) 205
Meh. Cottage cheese.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 27, 2024 10:28 AM (FkCbE) 206
We need an eye-off between Lee Remick and Anne Francis.
Posted by: spindrift at August 27, 2024 10:23 AM (OguvZ) OK, short story about a bad joke. Many years ago my daughter and wife were deep in conversation about eye makeup and such. I had a "thought" and had to share it, so I walked in and said "you know what would really bring out your eyes?" And they looked at me like I was serious and had something to actually add to the conversation. What? A melon baller! I thought it was hilarious. Them, not so much. Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 27, 2024 10:28 AM (FCbAQ) 207
I was behind a car yesterday with two bumber stickers, a Biden/Harris and a Make America Green Again. Sumbitch should've been walking.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 27, 2024 10:04 AM (L/fGl) Where I go to eat my lunch, there's a car parked every day with the Notre Dame plate holder thingy, and a Harris '24 bumper sticker right above it. *Smacks forehead and rolls eyes - and resists the temptation to bring a rotten (tossin') egg (that's like a "throwin' chair" for you P&F fans) in the lunchbag* Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at August 27, 2024 10:28 AM (JCLJi) 208
Headchoppa!
Axios @axios Environmental group calls for investigation of RFK Jr. chainsawing whale head "Then yesterday, Axios decided to get in on the Kennedy-bashing, reporting that an environmental group is calling for RFK Jr. to be investigated for taking the head of a dead whale home with him in 1994." - Whales, bears, what have you. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 27, 2024 10:28 AM (L/fGl) 209
"So long as they can slurp off the lion's share for themselves. It doesn't matter if the pie shrinks if they get the largest slices."
People don't realize that socialism is just aggressive high stakes capitalism. Of course the companies are for it as long as they are chosen for survival. Posted by: Ribbed at August 27, 2024 10:29 AM (IHRQq) 210
Painted somewhere in Independence, KY.
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at August 27, 2024 10:29 AM (W+kMI) 211
But Helen Keller wasn't real.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 27, 2024 10:24 AM (CIS44) But she sure played a mean pinball. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 27, 2024 10:25 AM (Zz0t1) *raises middle finger while silently mouthing words* - Tommy Posted by: Doof at August 27, 2024 10:29 AM (Mc/ll) 212
208 Headchoppa!
Axios @axios Environmental group calls for investigation of RFK Jr. chainsawing whale head "Then yesterday, Axios decided to get in on the Kennedy-bashing, reporting that an environmental group is calling for RFK Jr. to be investigated for taking the head of a dead whale home with him in 1994." - Whales, bears, what have you. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 27, 2024 10:28 AM (L/fGl) funny how they didn't give a shot about this for 30 years Posted by: fvck 'em at August 27, 2024 10:30 AM (P3jvJ) 213
Environmental group calls for investigation of RFK Jr. chainsawing whale head
"Then yesterday, Axios decided to get in on the Kennedy-bashing, reporting that an environmental group is calling for RFK Jr. to be investigated for taking the head of a dead whale home with him in 1994." - Whales, bears, what have you. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 27, 2024 10:28 AM (L/fGl) Had it mounted....on the wall of his den. Posted by: BignJames at August 27, 2024 10:31 AM (AwYPR) Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 27, 2024 10:32 AM (yP7Ef) 215
Chainsaw. Whale head.
I'm pretty sure I've never come across both terms in a sentence before. Cool. I can now die happy. Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 27, 2024 10:32 AM (Q4IgG) 216
I like buying a cat from the Humane Society, getting them declawed, then tossing them outside. Worth every penny for the entertainment value alone.
Posted by: Ribbed at August 27, 2024 10:32 AM (IHRQq) 217
We need an eye-off between Lee Remick and Anne Francis.
Posted by: spindrift at August 27, 2024 10:23 AM (OguvZ) I wouldn't mind seeing either one of them taking off other things, too. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 10:33 AM (v6JzV) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 27, 2024 10:33 AM (Zz0t1) 219
Axios
@axios Environmental group calls for investigation of RFK Jr. chainsawing whale head "Then yesterday, Axios decided to get in on the Kennedy-bashing, reporting that an environmental group is calling for RFK Jr. to be investigated for taking the head of a dead whale home with him in 1994." Ooooohhhhh. Next do Ted Kennedy's bridge driving.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices 220
You get selective tolerance from a cat.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 27, 2024 10:32 AM (yP7Ef) My own two cats are quite fond of me. My daughter's cat, in temporary residence, is utterly indifferent to me. It's weird getting snubbed by her all the time. Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 27, 2024 10:33 AM (LxER7) 221
Chainsaw. Whale head.
I'm pretty sure I've never come across both terms in a sentence before. Cool. I can now die happy. Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 27, 2024 10:32 AM (Q4IgG) Really. Everyone who's anyone knows the proper tool for the job is an entire case of TNT! Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 27, 2024 10:33 AM (FCbAQ) Posted by: Oddbob at August 27, 2024 10:34 AM (/y8xj) 223
"Everyone who's anyone knows the proper tool for the job is an entire case of TNT!"
That is a fantastic video. I laughed for about an hour after seeing it. Posted by: Ribbed at August 27, 2024 10:34 AM (Ectld) 224
How twisted are Democrats?
Well, Esquire magazine is big mad Trump laid a wreath at the ceremony yesterday at Arlington. The writer wants everyone to know veterans are offended . Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2024 10:35 AM (HksCd) 225
You get blind adoration from a dog.
You get selective tolerance from a cat. Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 27, 2024 *** Depends on the cat. No, no blind adoration, but certainly strong affection -- again, depending on the cat. The late Marie-Antoinette and the current Stirling were and are both very affectionate even after being fed. Others I've lived with have been closer to the "tolerance" category. It's why I tend to call my cats "friends" or "roommates" rather than "pets." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2024 10:35 AM (J2vNu) 226
204 They avg. 16 hrs. of sleep a day.
Posted by: BignJames at August 27, 2024 10:26 AM (AwYPR) My cat sleeps 22 hours a day. Hard work converting all that cat food into cat shit. ========= Well, 16 hours does seem like a good average. Cats spend most of high summer and deep winter asleep. But on a crisp spring or autumn day, very much awake & active. Or the active cycle begins at some odd time, like 1 AM. Don't stay up late if you have a cat, being forced to entertain it when one should be sleeping is difficult. But then sometimes the cat is not to be seen anywhere, an I wonder if it has then gone off to the dark side of the Moon. (Heinlein & Lovecraft knew that cats are extra-dimensional travelers.) Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at August 27, 2024 10:35 AM (W+kMI) 227
CBD hates cats, will never have one in his house, and looks askance at people who think that cats are wonderful pets, rather than vile little predators without souls.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 27, 2024 10:15 AM (d9fT1) ++++ Some cats are great pets. Most are not. Cats are, by and large, kinda lousy pets. Cats are working animals. They keep critters at bay. That's their purpose. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2024 10:24 AM (HnUIn) Cats are the lousy girlfriends/boyfriends of pets. Observation has led me to believe the cat owners are also generally unlucky in love. naturalfake's Grand General Theory of Cat Ownership would connect it to a character flaw. YMMV. Posted by: naturalfake at August 27, 2024 10:37 AM (eDfFs) 228
175. There is no I95 in Vermont. I91 perhaps.
Posted by: From about That Time at August 27, 2024 10:37 AM (4780s) 229
We need an eye-off between Lee Remick and Anne Francis.
Posted by: spindrift at August 27, 2024 10:23 AM (OguvZ) * I wouldn't mind seeing either one of them taking off other things, too. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 *** Each had her own specialty or range of specialties in roles. You'd never expect them to swap -- Lee Remick would not have made a good Honey West on TV, for instance, and Anne would not have fitted the alcoholic wife role in Roses. But we're better for having had both of them. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2024 10:38 AM (J2vNu) 230
Cats are the lousy girlfriends/boyfriends of pets.
Observation has led me to believe the cat owners are also generally unlucky in love. naturalfake's Grand General Theory of Cat Ownership would connect it to a character flaw. YMMV. Posted by: naturalfake at August 27, 2024 10:37 AM (eDfFs) ++++ Well, toss me into your dataset. But I don't have mice or other critters. That's why I have a cat. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2024 10:38 AM (HnUIn) 231
Esquire magazine is big mad Trump laid a wreath at the ceremony yesterday at Arlington. The writer wants everyone to know veterans are offended.
Esquire is the poor man's Playboy. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 27, 2024 10:39 AM (Q0kLU) 232
Esquire is the poor man's Playboy.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 27, 2024 10:39 AM (Q0kLU) ++++ I'm kinda surprised either is still being published. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2024 10:39 AM (HnUIn) Posted by: Oddbob at August 27, 2024 10:39 AM (/y8xj) 234
Who's the wacko?
Report: Christian officer stripped of National Guard position for expressing biblical beliefs on gender in his personal time - On a completely unrelated note, the Navy is mothballing ships because they can't recruit the personnel to Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 27, 2024 10:39 AM (L/fGl) 235
"Everyone who's anyone knows the proper tool for the job is an entire case of TNT!"
That is a fantastic video. I laughed for about an hour after seeing it. Posted by: Ribbed at August 27, 2024 10:34 AM (Ectld) What video? I like laughing. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 27, 2024 10:39 AM (O5hrI) 236
Gettysburg is a strange battle. The second day is filled with incompetent decisions on the Confederate side.
Posted by: dantesed at August 27, 2024 10:23 AM (Oy/m2) That could be said for pretty much the whole battle in regard to the confederate side. Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 27, 2024 10:25 AM (pohLc) Yup. Lee had a chance to march to DC and didn't. I've never understood his reasoning. Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at August 27, 2024 10:39 AM (g8Ew8) 237
We need an eye-off between Lee Remick and Anne Francis.
Posted by: spindrift at August 27, 2024 10:23 AM (OguvZ) Just one more question, Mr. Spidrift.... Posted by: Det. Columbo at August 27, 2024 10:40 AM (w9Wax) 238
On a completely unrelated note, the Navy is mothballing ships because they can't recruit the personnel to man whatever gender you may imagine yourself to be them.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Yet they are putting in commissions for new ships. Posted by: BruceWayne at August 27, 2024 10:40 AM (CIS44) 239
When I was a kid, we had a group of feral cats living in our garage. The only time you'd usually see them was early in the morning. And they would beat cheeks if anyone came outside.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 10:40 AM (v6JzV) 240
Headchoppa!
Axios @axios Environmental group calls for investigation of RFK Jr. chainsawing whale head "Then yesterday, Axios decided to get in on the Kennedy-bashing, reporting that an environmental group is calling for RFK Jr. to be investigated for taking the head of a dead whale home with him in 1994." - Whales, bears, what have you. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 27, 2024 10:28 AM (L/fGl) If RFK Jr mounted the whale's head in his living room, I'm voting for him for President! Posted by: naturalfake at August 27, 2024 10:40 AM (eDfFs) 241
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 27, 2024 10:15 AM
Lang is very active in helping to preserve the Gettysburg battlefield. Seems like a good guy. Posted by: PA Dutchman at August 27, 2024 10:40 AM (QyT5w) 242
1994."
- Whales, bears, what have you. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 27, 2024 10:28 AM (L/fGl) Had it mounted....on the wall of his den. Posted by: BignJames at August 27, 2024 10:31 AM (AwYPR) How great if it was Rosie O’Donnell? Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2024 10:41 AM (gBVkZ) 243
Esquire is the poor man's Playboy.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 27, 2024 10:39 AM (Q0kLU) Esquire is the closeted man's GQ Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 27, 2024 10:41 AM (FCbAQ) 244
Esquire is the closeted man's GQ
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 27, 2024 10:41 AM (FCbAQ) ++++ *snort* Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2024 10:41 AM (HnUIn) 245
Lang is very active in helping to preserve the Gettysburg battlefield. Seems like a good guy. Posted by: PA Dutchman at August 27, 2024 10:40 AM (QyT5w) We're mulling a trip up there in a few weeks. I may need to look up the guide MPPP mentions upthread. Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 27, 2024 10:43 AM (LxER7) 246
Yup. Lee had a chance to march to DC and didn't. I've never understood his reasoning.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at August 27, 2024 10:39 AM (g8Ew He believed that if he could defeat the Federal Army head on in one grand battle, the war would be over. He was grossly overconfident. Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2024 10:43 AM (gBVkZ) 247
So now Harris is saying she is going to build the wall? Their internal polling numbers must be abysmal if she is stealing all of Trump's policies.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 27, 2024 10:43 AM (ZtyUu) 248
Esquire magazine is big mad Trump laid a wreath at the ceremony yesterday at Arlington. The writer wants everyone to know veterans are offended.
- Philip Melanchthon Wegmann @PhilipWegmann On press call with @JDVance, Alicia Lopez tells RCP she and other Gold Star families have told Trump, "we do ask that we are actually there and present when you fire these people" responsible for Afghanistan withdrawal. - Kind of ambiguous but I hope she means light them on fire. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 27, 2024 10:44 AM (L/fGl) 249
What video? I like laughing.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 27, 2024 10:39 AM (O5hrI) Here you go. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6CLumsir34 Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 27, 2024 10:44 AM (FCbAQ) 250
cottage children > cottage cheese
Posted by: anachronda at August 27, 2024 10:44 AM (oY6Yp) 251
195 191 Gettysburg is a strange battle. The second day is filled with incompetent decisions on the Confederate side.
Posted by: dantesed at August 27, 2024 10:23 AM (Oy/m2) That could be said for pretty much the whole battle in regard to the confederate side. ---------- well, in terms of making mistakes, Robert E Lee was no Braxton Bragg. Lee made some mistakes, but was usually fortunate in having adversaries that could make twice as many mistakes, of a much higher magnitude. Lee was on unknown ground at Gettysburg, away from his beloved Virginia. He didn't know the land, and the chaotic nature of the first two days' fighting didn't help him either. Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at August 27, 2024 10:44 AM (W+kMI) 252
Esquire is the poor man's Playboy.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 27, 2024 10:39 AM (Q0kLU) Esquire is the closeted man's GQ Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 27, 2024 10:41 AM (FCbAQ) I think that's right, as well as being funny. There was always a strong whiff of Cosmo, whenever I read an Esquire in the doc's office. Oh...well, okay..I guess that was their niche. Doctor's Office Playboy. Posted by: naturalfake at August 27, 2024 10:44 AM (eDfFs) 253
Michael Medved used to tell a story about sneaking onto the Gettysburg battlefield with a friend when he was young and spending the night there. Claimed they could feel the presence of ghosts of the fallen soldiers.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 10:45 AM (v6JzV) 254
Chainsaw. Whale head.
I'm pretty sure I've never come across both terms in a sentence before. Cool. I can now die happy. Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 27, 2024 10:32 AM (Q4IgG) Really. Everyone who's anyone knows the proper tool for the job is an entire case of TNT! Posted by: OneEyedJack Quick! Call Florence, Oregon for pointers!
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices 255
I have a cat. He is no pet. Just someone hangs around the house and yard, and gives me something to talk at.
And brings the occasional live something into the house for me to chase down. Posted by: From about That Time at August 27, 2024 10:45 AM (4780s) 256
248 Philip Melanchthon Wegmann
@PhilipWegmann On press call with @JDVance, Alicia Lopez tells RCP she and other Gold Star families have told Trump, "we do ask that we are actually there and present when you fire these people" responsible for Afghanistan withdrawal. - Kind of ambiguous but I hope she means light them on fire. tanned, rested, and ready Posted by: out of a cannon into the sun at August 27, 2024 10:46 AM (oY6Yp) 257
He believed that if he could defeat the Federal Army head on in one grand battle, the war would be over. He was grossly overconfident.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2024 10:43 AM (gBVkZ) It wasn't a bad idea but he got swept into the fight sideways and never really recovered his balance but instead tried to force it. He should have disengaged and tried for another field. Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 27, 2024 10:46 AM (LxER7) 258
Oh...well, okay..I guess that was their niche. Doctor's Office Playboy.
Posted by: naturalfake No Penthouse at the Dentist Office, that's for sure. Posted by: BruceWayne at August 27, 2024 10:46 AM (CIS44) 259
245
Lang is very active in helping to preserve the Gettysburg battlefield. Seems like a good guy. Posted by: PA Dutchman at August 27, 2024 10:40 AM (QyT5w) We're mulling a trip up there in a few weeks. I may need to look up the guide MPPP mentions upthread. ========= I haven't been there in a long time. Would like to visit again while I can. Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at August 27, 2024 10:47 AM (W+kMI) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 27, 2024 10:47 AM (NufQ3) 261
CBD hates cats, will never have one in his house, and looks askance at people who think that cats are wonderful pets, rather than vile little predators without souls.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 27, 2024 10:15 AM (d9fT1) Huh. I kind of agree with CBD here... *checks reality* Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2024 10:47 AM (y31cs) 262
Also, third person warning.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2024 10:47 AM (y31cs) 263
He believed that if he could defeat the Federal Army head on in one grand battle, the war would be over. He was grossly overconfident.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2024 10:43 AM (gBVkZ) Yep. Overconfidence will make you stupid. Like attacking when you have no idea what you're facing. Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 27, 2024 10:47 AM (pohLc) 264
48 Philip Melanchthon Wegmann
@PhilipWegmann On press call with @JDVance, Alicia Lopez tells RCP she and other Gold Star families have told Trump, "we do ask that we are actually there and present when you fire these people" responsible for Afghanistan withdrawal. - Kind of ambiguous but I hope she means light them on fire. tanned, rested, and ready Posted by: out of a cannon into the sun at August 27, 2024 10:46 AM (oY6Yp) LURV this place! Posted by: LASue at August 27, 2024 10:47 AM (kmSxS) 265
Our cats patrol the property. They're pretty perceptive to changes in their environs. Which clue us into changes.
If only they'd take an interest in exterminating the moles. Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 27, 2024 10:48 AM (Q4IgG) 266
How many moar times does Media (Medea) think she can cry wolf and be believed? Way past time that she kills her children. Imma looking forward to that.
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 27, 2024 10:48 AM (FmapG) 267
Lang is very active in helping to preserve the Gettysburg battlefield. Seems like a good guy.
Posted by: PA Dutchman at August 27, 2024 10:40 AM (QyT5w) We're mulling a trip up there in a few weeks. I may need to look up the guide MPPP mentions upthread. Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 27, 2024 10:43 AM (LxER7) It's called The Gettysburg Story: Battlefield Auto Tour.. You can download it as an app at Herestory.com Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 27, 2024 10:49 AM (Q0kLU) 268
How many moar times does Media (Medea) think she can cry wolf and be believed? ...
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 27, 2024 10:48 AM (FmapG) ++++ Forever. Posted by: Normalcy Bias at August 27, 2024 10:49 AM (HnUIn) 269
I think that Harris has outdone herself:
https://tinyurl.com/5n7zuk8d Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 27, 2024 *** Well, that's unsettling! Posted by: Harris Campaign, Privately at August 27, 2024 10:49 AM (J2vNu) 270
I have a cat. He is no pet. Just someone hangs around the house and yard, and gives me something to talk at.
And brings the occasional live something into the house for me to chase down. Posted by: From about That Time at August 27, 2024 10:45 AM (4780s) I like cats. They're just as companionable as dogs. Love their attitudes. Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at August 27, 2024 10:49 AM (g8Ew8) 271
238 On a completely unrelated note, the Navy is mothballing ships because they can't recruit the personnel to man whatever gender you may imagine yourself to be them.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Yet they are putting in commissions for new ships. new ships. robot ships. better than those from richesse. Posted by: third stage navel navigator at August 27, 2024 10:49 AM (oY6Yp) 272
I've heard it said that if Lee had had Stonewall with him at Gettysburg, the battle would have turned out much differently.
And it didn't help that Stuart was out showboating with his ride around the Union Army instead of providing real-time battlefield intelligence. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 10:50 AM (v6JzV) 273
Thanks!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 27, 2024 10:50 AM (LxER7) 274
My favorite Lee Remick scene was in Anatomy of a Murder. She's flirting with Jimmy Stewart not realizing her husband is watching them from his jail cell. When Jimmy tells her, she jumps like she was thrown from a bucking bronco.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 27, 2024 10:50 AM (L/fGl) 275
247 So now Harris is saying she is going to build the wall? Their internal polling numbers must be abysmal if she is stealing all of Trump's policies.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 27, 2024 10:43 AM (ZtyUu) ======= Our Intrepid DU Liaison yesterday brought us comments from our friends across the aisle wondering why Germany was tolerating such massive influx of immigrants who hate Western Culture. If DU is making those sounds, imagine what non-partisans are saying. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 27, 2024 10:50 AM (GBKbO) 276
Michael Medved used to tell a story about sneaking onto the Gettysburg battlefield with a friend when he was young and spending the night there. Claimed they could feel the presence of ghosts of the fallen soldiers.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus People get unexplainable photos to this day. Especially around Sachs Bridge, Little Roundtop and Devil's Den.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices 277
My favorite Lee Remick scene was in Anatomy of a Murder. She's flirting with Jimmy Stewart not realizing her husband is watching them from his jail cell. When Jimmy tells her, she jumps like she was thrown from a bucking bronco.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 27, 2024 *** Such fine movies H'wood *used* to give us! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2024 10:51 AM (J2vNu) 278
265 Our cats patrol the property. They're pretty perceptive to changes in their environs. Which clue us into changes.
If only they'd take an interest in exterminating the moles. ----------------- My son's cat, Porgy, bolted into the backyard to nail a frog. Evidently, frogs have some sort of toxic protection cuz Porgy immediately began foaming at the mouth. Porgy required several mouth washing with water to stop the foaming. Posted by: Pudinhead at August 27, 2024 10:51 AM (FmapG) Posted by: Ribbed at August 27, 2024 10:51 AM (B0mGw) 280
I ventured deep into Austin's "academic" neighborhood yesterday around 45th, and counted 4 (4!!!) Harris/Walz yard signs (the first I've seen). BUT there were TONS of signs for local dems and anti-Abbott signs.
No doubt these idiots will vote for the ding-dong with no accomplishments other than those on her knees, but enthusiasm seems lacking. Posted by: LASue at August 27, 2024 10:52 AM (kmSxS) Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 27, 2024 10:52 AM (VEFiD) 282
50th Anniversary of the Great Oregon Whale Explosion - Remastered & colorized:
https://tinyurl.com/4znkt95t
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices 283
No doubt these idiots will vote for the ding-dong with no accomplishments other than those on her knees, but enthusiasm seems lacking.
Posted by: LASue at August 27, 2024 10:52 AM (kmSxS) I would like to propose: 'Ding-Dong Wrangler' for Harris. Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2024 10:52 AM (y31cs) 284
And it didn't help that Stuart was out showboating with his ride around the Union Army instead of providing real-time battlefield intelligence.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 10:50 AM (v6JzV) Lee attacked with NO BATTLEFIELD INTELLIGENCE. The loss is strictly on him. Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 27, 2024 10:52 AM (pohLc) 285
Cats are the lousy girlfriends/boyfriends of pets.
Observation has led me to believe the cat owners are also generally unlucky in love. naturalfake's Grand General Theory of Cat Ownership would connect it to a character flaw. YMMV. Posted by: naturalfake at August 27, 2024 10:37 AM (eDfFs) ++++ Well, toss me into your dataset. But I don't have mice or other critters. That's why I have a cat. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2024 10:38 AM (HnUIn) The NIH should be sending me my $10M grant any day now. Upon its reception, I shall publish my magnum opus- "House Cats: The Original Origin of Legends Concerning the Changling or, Just Plain Lousy Pets That Crap in a Box Plus a Survey of Their Owners" and you can all bask in the glory off my genius. Posted by: naturalfake at August 27, 2024 10:53 AM (eDfFs) 286
Michael Medved used to tell a story about sneaking onto the Gettysburg battlefield with a friend when he was young and spending the night there. Claimed they could feel the presence of ghosts of the fallen soldiers.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus People get unexplainable photos to this day. Especially around Sachs Bridge, Little Roundtop and Devil's Den. Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 27, 2024 10:50 AM (m5o7j) Gettysburg is chock-a-block with ghost tours. I don't believe in spooks, so I've never gone on one. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 27, 2024 10:53 AM (Q0kLU) 287
I think that Harris has outdone herself:
https://tinyurl.com/5n7zuk8d Translation: "Shut uuuuuupp!!!" Posted by: Oddbob at August 27, 2024 10:53 AM (/y8xj) 288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6CLumsir34
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 27, 2024 10:44 AM (FCbAQ) "the blast blasted blubber beyond believable bounds" Posted by: BignJames at August 27, 2024 10:53 AM (AwYPR) 289
My son's cat, Porgy, bolted into the backyard to nail a frog. Evidently, frogs have some sort of toxic protection cuz Porgy immediately began foaming at the mouth. Porgy required several mouth washing with water to stop the foaming.
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 27, 2024 10:51 AM (FmapG) That was a toad, and their defense is toxic urine. Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 27, 2024 10:54 AM (pohLc) 290
I ventured deep into Austin's "academic" neighborhood yesterday around 45th, and counted 4 (4!!!) Harris/Walz yard signs (the first I've seen). BUT there were TONS of signs for local dems and anti-Abbott signs.
- We visited Durham, NC over the weekend. The colon of NC and the heart of the steal. No Harris yard signs and only two Biden/Harris bumper stickers on a couple of expensive SUVs. Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 27, 2024 10:54 AM (VEFiD) 291
People get unexplainable photos to this day. Especially around Sachs Bridge, Little Roundtop and Devil's Den. ------------- Yep. Met a guy in Scranton (Electric City) who showed me his girlfriends photos of Gettysburg. One included what can only be described as a ghost Confederate officer. She never saw with her eyes. She discovered it by reviewing the pictures she took. Spooky. Posted by: Pudinhead at August 27, 2024 10:54 AM (FmapG) 292
246 Yup. Lee had a chance to march to DC and didn't. I've never understood his reasoning.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at August 27, 2024 10:39 AM (g8Ew He believed that if he could defeat the Federal Army head on in one grand battle, the war would be over. He was grossly overconfident. ============ The sad thing about Gettysburg was that a victory wouldn't have helped Lee much. The capitol was ringed with forts and garrisoned by what amounted to a separate Union army. Lee didn't have the firepower & manpower needed to force a way in there. Meade could rally his army, pick up reinforcements, and then be the hammer against the forts' anvil. Lee would've been better served to occupy Harrison for a few days, letting his army restock itself at the city's expense, then return south. The newspapers would've seriously taken Lincoln to task for letting a state capitol fall into Confederate hands, and Britain & France might've given the CSA another look. Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at August 27, 2024 10:54 AM (W+kMI) 293
204 My cat sleeps 22 hours a day. Hard work converting all that cat food into cat shit.
once tried to convince jr. chronda that cats are primarily labor-saving devices for turning cat food into cat shit. "imagine," i said, "if you had to that by hand!" he was not amused. Posted by: anachronda at August 27, 2024 10:55 AM (oY6Yp) 294
I think that Harris has outdone herself:
https://tinyurl.com/5n7zuk8d Posted by: Biden's Dog --------- I simply cannot listen to the woman talk. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 27, 2024 10:55 AM (XeU6L) 295
I think that Harris has outdone herself:
https://tinyurl.com/5n7zuk8d Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 27, 2024 10:47 AM (NufQ3) "Clearly, we're not"-- This soft-ball, innocuous comment through off her entire ... argument? Logic? Yeah, I'm sure Trump is shaking in his boots over debating her. Posted by: LASue at August 27, 2024 10:55 AM (kmSxS) 296
Matt Whitlock
@mattdizwhitlock Despite Kamala Harris refusing to give interviews or discuss her policies, WSJ got a hold of a few key details of her tax plan: She’s proposing $5 trillion in new tax hikes Her plan to let the Trump tax cuts expire could lead to 62% of houses seeing a tax hike - Taxation solves everything! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 27, 2024 10:55 AM (L/fGl) 297
CBD hates cats, will never have one in his house, and looks askance at people who think that cats are wonderful pets, rather than vile little predators without souls.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 27, 2024 10:15 AM (d9fT1) --- Heh. I suspected as much. You strike me as a dog person. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 27, 2024 10:56 AM (7fElN) 298
We visited Durham, NC over the weekend. The colon of NC and the heart of the steal.
No Harris yard signs and only two Biden/Harris bumper stickers on a couple of expensive SUVs. -------------- I'm in the Occupied Territory known as NOVA. I've only seen maybe two or three Biden/Harris bumper stickers. I figure they work on the Hill so have a need to be seen as loyal. Posted by: Pudinhead at August 27, 2024 10:56 AM (FmapG) 299
Anatomy of a Murder was just one of the films released that year that make some film fans say 1959 might be the best year ever for American movies, even over the trumpeted 1939. You had that film, Ben-Hur, Some Like It Hot, Room at the Top, Suddenly, Last Summer, North by Northwest, The Diary of Anne Frank . . . you get the idea.
And now we get superhero sequels. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2024 10:56 AM (J2vNu) 300
Heh. I suspected as much. You strike me as a dog person.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 27, 2024 10:56 AM (7fElN) You say that like it's a bad thing. Dogs are wonderful. Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2024 10:56 AM (y31cs) Posted by: Huma at August 27, 2024 10:57 AM (Q0kLU) 302
YMMV. Posted by: naturalfake at August 27, 2024 10:37 AM (eDfFs) ++++ It does. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2024 10:57 AM (dTTBf) 303
Esquire is the poor man's Playboy.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 27, 2024 10:39 AM (Q0kLU) Esquire is the closeted man's GQ Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 27, 2024 10:41 AM (FCbAQ) I prefer Glamour Posted by: George Costanza at August 27, 2024 10:57 AM (xPJvm) 304
I think that Harris has outdone herself:
https://tinyurl.com/5n7zuk8d Posted by: Biden's Dog --------- I simply cannot listen to the woman talk. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. You get more sense from trying to read alphabet soup. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 27, 2024 10:57 AM (L/fGl) 305
Heh. I suspected as much. You strike me as a dog person.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 27, 2024 10:56 AM (7fElN) You say that like it's a bad thing. Dogs are wonderful. Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2024 10:56 AM (y31cs) --- I like dogs. Just don't want to take care of them as they are a lot more work than cats. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 27, 2024 10:57 AM (7fElN) 306
*threw, not through*
Posted by: LASue at August 27, 2024 10:57 AM (kmSxS) 307
You get more sense from trying to read alphabet soup.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 27, 2024 10:57 AM (L/fGl) --- There is a meme out there just like that... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 27, 2024 10:58 AM (7fElN) 308
I like dogs. Just don't want to take care of them as they are a lot more work than cats.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 27, 2024 10:57 AM (7fElN) Worth it though. Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2024 10:58 AM (y31cs) 309
Dogs are wonderful.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2024 10:56 AM (y31cs) I have a mini-Dachshund, and his thing is running through the woods collecting as many burrs and ectoparasites as possible, so he can jump in my lap and transfer same to me. Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 27, 2024 10:58 AM (pohLc) 310
I like dogs. Just don't want to take care of them as they are a lot more work than cats.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 27, 2024 10:57 AM (7fElN) ++++ I'd like a dog. It would just be patently unfair. I'd have to leave the dog alone outside for 8-12 hours a day while I'm at work (if I end up working in an office again, which seems likely). That wouldn't be a good life for a good animal. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2024 10:58 AM (HnUIn) 311
289 My son's cat, Porgy, bolted into the backyard to nail a frog. Evidently, frogs have some sort of toxic protection cuz Porgy immediately began foaming at the mouth. Porgy required several mouth washing with water to stop the foaming.
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 27, 2024 10:51 AM (FmapG) That was a toad, and their defense is toxic urine. ------------------ I like meeting people that know things about toad urine. Posted by: Pudinhead at August 27, 2024 10:58 AM (FmapG) 312
280 No doubt these idiots will vote for the ding-dong with no accomplishments other than those on her knees, but enthusiasm seems lacking.
ho-ho > ding-dong Posted by: anachronda at August 27, 2024 10:58 AM (oY6Yp) 313
Anatomy of a Murder was just one of the films released that year that make some film fans say 1959 might be the best year ever for American movies, even over the trumpeted 1939.
Ghost Ship wasn't filmed in '59, though. Posted by: spindrift at August 27, 2024 10:59 AM (OguvZ) 314
I like dogs. Just don't want to take care of them as they are a lot more work than cats.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 27, 2024 10:57 AM (7fElN) True. Ours is about nine months old. It's very much like having a toddler again. Worth it, though. Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 27, 2024 10:59 AM (LxER7) 315
I'd like a dog. It would just be patently unfair. I'd have to leave the dog alone outside for 8-12 hours a day while I'm at work (if I end up working in an office again, which seems likely). That wouldn't be a good life for a good animal.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2024 10:58 AM (HnUIn) I want one of each. But not until I retire. Feel too guilty about latch-key pets. Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at August 27, 2024 10:59 AM (JCLJi) 316
I simply cannot listen to the woman talk.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. * You get more sense from trying to read alphabet soup. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 27, 2024 *** Drunk, stoned, or stupid. Or any two of the above. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2024 10:59 AM (J2vNu) 317
NOOD APE
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2024 11:00 AM (HnUIn) Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 27, 2024 11:00 AM (Q0kLU) 319
I like meeting people that know things about toad urine.
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 27, 2024 10:58 AM (FmapG My first degree was Wildlife Biology, amphibians were covered. Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 27, 2024 11:01 AM (pohLc) 320
You get more sense from trying to read alphabet soup.
----------------- Does Campbell's include the complete alphabet in their Alphabet Soup or are they cheating us? Posted by: Pudinhead at August 27, 2024 11:01 AM (FmapG) 321
That was a toad, and their defense is toxic urine.
------------------ I like meeting people that know things about toad urine. Posted by: Pudinhead at August 27, 2024 *** "Fox urine! I figure it to last me all winter." "If you drink it really slowly," I said, "it might last you *two* winters." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2024 11:01 AM (J2vNu) 322
282 50th Anniversary of the Great Oregon Whale Explosion - Remastered & colorized:
==== Now that's a marvelous bit of local history. Even had some delightful alliteration tossed in there too! Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at August 27, 2024 11:01 AM (W+kMI) Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at August 27, 2024 11:01 AM (NFX2v) 324
https://tinyurl.com/5n7zuk8d
Posted by: Biden's Dog I'd like to see her pass a "field sobriety test". Posted by: BignJames at August 27, 2024 11:02 AM (AwYPR) 325
The sad thing about Gettysburg was that a victory wouldn't have helped Lee much. The capitol was ringed with forts and garrisoned by what amounted to a separate Union army. Lee didn't have the firepower & manpower needed to force a way in there. Meade could rally his army, pick up reinforcements, and then be the hammer against the forts' anvil. Lee would've been better served to occupy Harrison for a few days, letting his army restock itself at the city's expense, then return south. The newspapers would've seriously taken Lincoln to task for letting a state capitol fall into Confederate hands, and Britain & France might've given the CSA another look.
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at August 27, 2024 10:54 AM (W+kMI) Such was the prevailing attitudes for Lincoln at the time, getting within 20 miles to DC would have set off clarian calls for negotiations with the South. Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at August 27, 2024 11:03 AM (g8Ew8) 326
I think that Harris has outdone herself:
https://tinyurl.com/5n7zuk8d Translation: "Shut uuuuuupp!!!" Posted by: Oddbob at August 27, 2024 10:53 AM (/y8xj) It would've been nice if the interviewer had been smart enough to ask Coconut Harris exactly what "issues are just settled". It's truly tiresome of these Low IQ hacks declaring certain issues as "settled" and so not open for discussion. Posted by: naturalfake at August 27, 2024 11:03 AM (eDfFs) 327
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