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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (8/25/24)
Quote I “No one should be put at risk for a serious stroke with any vaccine.” Doctor McCullough
Quote II “I will say that my mission has been vindicated. To see and feel and sense this room over the last few days made this journey all worthwhile.” Rep. Dean Phillips (D-Minn.)
France does not believe in free speech.
TOPLINE Billionaire Telegram CEO Pavel Durov was arrested in France on Saturday, multiple outlets reported, amid an apparent investigation into whether Telegram—a freewheeling and sometimes controversial messaging and social networking platform—allows crime on its app in part due to a lack of moderation.
Funny and sad. Very sad all at the same time. Harris is in over head.
Former Rep. Kevin McCarthy's grifting might have put money in his pocket. But it sure didn't produce any other positive results.
Kevin McCarthy’s ‘Revenge Tour’ Fizzles Out Worse Than His Speakership.
Former House Speaker Kevin McCarthy’s multimillion-dollar attempt to take down the eight Republicans who ousted him as Speaker has ended in humiliating failure. The former Speaker’s primary targets, including Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) and Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC), easily won their races, dealing a blow to McCarthy’s post-Congress ambitions.
Do you think astronauts Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams wonder if they will ever get home?
I hope astronauts Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams didn't have any holiday vacation plans because their stay at the International Space Station is going to be a bit longer than anticipated. In a press conference, NASA revealed its decision regarding the Starliner crew, who had been stranded waiting patiently in the International Space Station since June 6th. The Starliner crew will remain on the ISS until February 2025 and return home with SpaceX Crew-9. The Starliner capsule will return uncrewed at an unspecified later date.
Born on this day: August 25, 1918 - Leonard Bernstein
American Composer, pianist, conductor, Leonard Bernstein. His best-known work is the Broadway musical West Side Story, and he conducted the New York Philharmonic aged 25. Bernstein was the recipient of many honors, including seven Emmy Awards, two Tony Awards, sixteen Grammy Awards, including the Lifetime Achievement, and the Kennedy Center Honor. He died on 14th October 1990 age 72. Via thisdayinmusic.com
Born on this day: August 25, 1967 - Jeff Tweedy
Jeff Tweedy, American songwriter, musician and leader of the American alternative rock band Wilco who released the albums Yankee Hotel Foxtrot, A Ghost Is Born, Sky Blue Sky and Wilco (The Album). Via thisdayinmusic.com
The right to self protection. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Gun Owner Shoots Teen in Stolen Car Trying to Run Him Over Police in Rochester, New York say a 17-year-old was hospitalized after being shot on Wednesday afternoon, but the 46-year-old who pulled the trigger isn't currently facing any charges. Based on the information released by authorities, it sounds like the armed citizen was acting in self-defense when he opened fire.
Torn from the archives. Genius Award Winner
Florida Man, 62, Strips, Performs "Strange Dance" At McDonald's. Then Tries To Impregnate A Railing. As diners at a McDonald’s in Florida enjoyed their Big Macs, a 62-year-old man removed his clothes and performed a “strange dance” before apparently “trying to have relations with a railing,” according to a police report. Investigators say that John Morgan was arrested Sunday after his impromptu 7:30 PM performance at the restaurant in Collier County. Charged with trespassing, the homeless Morgan was booked into the county jail on the misdemeanor count. He is scheduled for arraignment on July 3.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 25, 2024 09:53 PM (kpS4V)
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Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 25, 2024 09:57 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 25, 2024 09:59 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Piper at August 25, 2024 10:01 PM (pZEOD)
He was railing a railing? What a perv.
Posted by: the toaster-f**ker at August 25, 2024 10:01 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i terroristi sono zozzi #14 at August 25, 2024 10:01 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 25, 2024 10:02 PM (4Med0)
Posted by: tankdemon at August 25, 2024 10:03 PM (R256O)
You get the drift I think.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra
You missed "Bah, Humbug!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 25, 2024 10:03 PM (hOUT3)
*clears throat and fires up the Cliff Claven voice*
While traveling in Ireland last week, we had occasion to change buses in Dundalk, County Louth. Dundalk marks the most northerly point of the Pale - the area controlled by the English during the Middle Ages.
And now you know that is where the phrase 'Beyond the Pale' comes from.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2024 10:03 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Don Black at August 25, 2024 10:04 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 25, 2024 10:04 PM (vJiyU)
Nyc built a big apartment right over straddling the freeway, I guess it's still there? Seems like exhaust fumes would be a problem, maybe not. Must have been built about 1970
Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2024 10:04 PM (6S96M)
You get the drift I think.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra
You missed "Bah, Humbug!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 25, 2024 10:03 PM (hOUT3)
So much for the Sunday Kinder & Gentler ONT
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 25, 2024 10:04 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2024 10:04 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: GWB at August 25, 2024 10:05 PM (CrXxA)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 25, 2024 10:04 PM (vJiyU)
You're welcome Rat!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 25, 2024 10:05 PM (QXQ4l)
Hey, another Comment of the Week in Law!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 25, 2024 10:05 PM (0eaVi)
weird floor plans
not to mention all the retro-fitted plumbing they would need
Posted by: Don Black at August 25, 2024 10:05 PM (/7KEl)
We will find that the Department of Justice was up to their necks in encouraging France to seize Durov.
In other DOJ news, Merrick Garland called a press conference today to threaten anyone who "interferes with the certification of the 2024 election" with J6-level prison sentences.
Given that Congressman Jamie Raskin has already said the Democrats will refuse to certify Trump as the winner, even if Trump wins, this seems to be a threat against anyone protesting the blatant theft of the election.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 25, 2024 10:06 PM (uxCna)
And still, the local newsreaders are pushing hard the latest covid booster for anybody over 6 month old because of the latest not-so-deadly variant, what ever that is. Unf***ing believable. What will it take to stop this insanity?
Posted by: Ripley at August 25, 2024 10:06 PM (PTDkx)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 25, 2024 10:06 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: ALH at August 25, 2024 10:07 PM (xJEPL)
Merrick Garland. Today.
Posted by: Piper at August 25, 2024 10:08 PM (QzINz)
Posted by: ALH at August 25, 2024 10:07 PM (xJEPL)
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You just have to twist the knife, don't you.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 25, 2024 10:08 PM (jdHxK)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~
Its only failing is it's a lousy dessert topping.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 25, 2024 10:09 PM (vJiyU)
Great photo up top. Guessing that if it's New York City, that building at the center must be the Flatiron. Great Mystery Click behind it too.
I really feel sorry for the astronauts stuck at the ISS. Hope SpaceX can save them soon.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 25, 2024 10:09 PM (CiNoz)
Posted by: the toaster-f**ker at August 25, 2024 10:01 PM (DgGvY)
Thank goodness he wasn't rogering.
Posted by: Roger at August 25, 2024 10:09 PM (FCbAQ)
Just think of the overtime they are accumulating!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2024 10:09 PM (iciH7)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 25, 2024 10:06 PM (uxCna)
"Cheat harder!" they said!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 25, 2024 10:09 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Piper at August 25, 2024 10:09 PM (QzINz)
One reason why you are considerably more likely to go to prison in Britain than in Russia for your political views is that Russia still tends to impose fines for impermissible political statements, rather than prison.
I haven't seen anyone merely fined in Britain for their political views - it's straight to prison.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 25, 2024 10:10 PM (uxCna)
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I suppose the reporter never considered that sometimes, procreation is not the point of having sex with a railing.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 25, 2024 10:10 PM (jdHxK)
Merrick Garland. Today.
Posted by: Piper at August 25, 2024 10:08 PM (QzINz)
No masks. No lube.
Showing us who they are.
Posted by: Roger at August 25, 2024 10:10 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 25, 2024 10:10 PM (sJHOI)
I think "enjoyed" might not be how they described their meals.
Posted by: GWB at August 25, 2024 10:10 PM (CrXxA)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 25, 2024 10:09 PM (CiNoz)
Maybe Butch and Sunni can land safely in Bolivia?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 25, 2024 10:10 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 25, 2024 10:09 PM (vJiyU)
Pretty good floor wax though!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 25, 2024 10:10 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 25, 2024 10:11 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Ha, ha, we just made you all management.
Posted by: NASA at August 25, 2024 10:12 PM (vJiyU)
Are all Florida Men crazy?
Posted by: ALH at August 25, 2024 10:12 PM (xJEPL)
We barely avoided the worst political crisis in 160 years when Trump was nearly assassinated - sadly, I think that we are going to have it anyway when Trump clearly wins in November, and the Deep State refuses to let him take office.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 25, 2024 10:12 PM (uxCna)
Wait a minute. Did somebody eat all the Mallomars? Where the hell are all the Mallomars!?!?!?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 25, 2024 10:12 PM (6cZhR)
He claims he has no idea how he got the mosquito transmitted bug.
Yes dolt, those mosquitos as just sneaking bastards.
Saw this earlier on SDA.
The comments were ... less than supportive.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at August 25, 2024 10:12 PM (+07kv)
Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2024 10:13 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i terroristi sono zozzi #15 at August 25, 2024 10:13 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 25, 2024 10:12 PM (6cZhR)
Garbage can?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 25, 2024 10:14 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 25, 2024 10:10 PM (uxCna)
Beats going straight to the medical experiments.
Posted by: Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life at August 25, 2024 10:14 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 25, 2024 10:14 PM (vJiyU)
And still, the local newsreaders are pushing hard the latest covid booster for anybody over 6 month old because of the latest not-so-deadly variant, what ever that is. Unf***ing believable. What will it take to stop this insanity?
Posted by: Ripley at August 25, 2024
I wish it wasn’t happen to kids like hades, but if the dems want to self select by taking this vaccine, that is on them. The baby and child piece is truly disgusting at this point, however.
Posted by: Piper at August 25, 2024 10:15 PM (QzINz)
I didn't know Mrs. Luntz had "post-Congress plans" and care even less.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2024 10:15 PM (RIvkX)
(sips beer)
Loved Uncle Tupelo. Wilco and Son Volt were solid. A bit uneven but solid. The first couple of albums from them were gems though. Wilco's Yankee Hotel Foxtrot was meh.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 25, 2024 10:16 PM (sAmhv)
Hope they were able to get online and reschedule their dentist appointments.
Evening, Horde, and thanks Mis Hum for the ONT!
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at August 25, 2024 10:16 PM (v23vE)
Showing us who they are.
Posted by: Roger at August 25, 2024 10:10 PM (FCbAQ)
Its nice that they basically tell you what they are going to do and dare you to try to do anything about it, reason being...nobody does anything about it
Posted by: a dude in MI at August 25, 2024 10:16 PM (+I6Y/)
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I think, more to the point, they really wish they'd packed a change of underwear and some fresh socks. Maybe toothpaste and some snacks.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 25, 2024 10:16 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Some Rat at August
Yeah, about that. The plan was for Clinton to win and Garland gets in after a show. But oopsie!
No need to thank Mitch. He had no idea the plan wouldn’t be a go.
Posted by: Piper at August 25, 2024 10:16 PM (QzINz)
Posted by: NASA at August 25, 2024 10:12 PM (vJiyU)
Still entitled to per diem though, right?
Posted by: tankdemon at August 25, 2024 10:17 PM (R256O)
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"Hospitalized"? So a head shot wasn't considered?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 25, 2024 10:17 PM (jdHxK)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 25, 2024 10:12 PM (uxCna)
You are not alone in those thoughts. Insane protectors of Our Precious Democracy do not understand limits.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 25, 2024 10:17 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 25, 2024 10:17 PM (hKoQL)
Uncle Tupelo - Chickamauga
Damn shame the two leads grew to hate each other. Great band.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 25, 2024 10:17 PM (sAmhv)
How long has it been since the last grocery run?
Posted by: ALH at August 25, 2024 10:17 PM (xJEPL)
Wait a minute. Did somebody eat all the Mallomars? Where the hell are all the Mallomars!?!?!?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
I have started to clean out the pantry. Here is a blueberry fig bar instead.
Posted by: Piper at August 25, 2024 10:18 PM (QzINz)
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I think, more to the point, they really wish they'd packed a change of underwear and some fresh socks. Maybe toothpaste and some snacks.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 25, 2024 10:16 PM (Q4IgG)
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Poor Wilmore thinks he left the stove on at home.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 25, 2024 10:18 PM (jdHxK)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 25, 2024 10:17 PM (hKoQL)
I hate being late for my old man nap.
Posted by: RickZ at August 25, 2024 10:18 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Don Black at August 25, 2024 10:19 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Piper at August 25, 2024 10:18 PM (QzINz)
Trash day tomorrow? That's when I clean out the fridge.
Posted by: ALH at August 25, 2024 10:19 PM (xJEPL)
“No one should be put at risk for a serious stroke with any vaccine.” Doctor McCullough
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Does he know the joke involving the three nuns having strokes?
Posted by: Ciampino - Ispettore, non riconosco piu voialtri #04 at August 25, 2024 10:19 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: RickZ
I have become expert at napping. Hell, I could nap even in a fire.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2024 10:19 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 25, 2024 10:09 PM (CiNoz)
Maybe Butch and Sunni can land safely in Bolivia?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 25, 2024 10:10 PM (0eaVi)
* * * *
*SNORT*
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 25, 2024 10:20 PM (CiNoz)
As I understand it, a fair amount of Russian military communication is sent over Telegram, since it is an encrypted service. Prying the encryption key out of Durov would be an Intelligence coup.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 25, 2024 10:20 PM (6cZhR)
Posted by: Piper
Well, we did go from "sure thing" to a slim maybe. Like I said. It pains me.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 25, 2024 10:20 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 25, 2024 10:20 PM (jdHxK)
Merrick Garland. Today.
Posted by: Piper at August 25, 2024 10:08 PM (QzINz)
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Tell us you're a fascist without telling us you're a fascist.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2024 10:20 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Piper
Well, we did go from "sure thing" to a slim maybe. Like I said. It pains me.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 25,
It was a bug, not a feature. 😂
Posted by: Piper at August 25, 2024 10:20 PM (QzINz)
Posted by: tankdemon at August 25, 2024 10:17 PM (R256O)
Elon should hire them away from NASA by offering to double their salaries. Once they are his employees, he can fast-track the mission to fetch them home.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2024 10:20 PM (iciH7)
I think we will be soon be seeing articles in places like the Atlantic, the New Republic, and the New York Times explaining that while the Republican party is free to nominate anyone they want, insurrectionists are forbidden from becoming President.
You'll start seeing these articles particularly quickly if the Kamala campaign tanks as badly as I think it is going to.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 25, 2024 10:21 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: tankdemon at August 25, 2024 10:17 PM (R256O)
Elon should hire them away from NASA by offering to double their salaries. Once they are his employees, he can fast-track the mission to fetch them home.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2024 10:20 PM (iciH7)
SpaceX is getting them in February with one of their missions. Not sure why Feb, though.
Posted by: Piper at August 25, 2024 10:22 PM (QzINz)
Fauci should be isolated, put on a ventilator face up, and injected with remdesivir.
Posted by: frankly@no.rg at August 25, 2024 10:22 PM (L4zTb)
I'm not sure if there is a single "encryption key" for Telegram - that would be a huge security vulnerability if there was.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 25, 2024 10:23 PM (uxCna)
>>when Trump clearly wins in November, and the Deep State refuses to let him take office.
I don't think it's going to get to that stage, the Donks control enough voting apparatuses in enough locales to fortify the election.
While we're worried about swing states, 100s of thousands of people without SSN and dead people are registering to vote in Texas and Missouri.
The shadow campaign never sleeps.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 25, 2024 10:23 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: tankdemon
Heh, the company is providing meals and lodging....
Posted by: Some Rat at August 25, 2024 10:23 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Flatiron Fan at August 25, 2024 10:23 PM (CV8a5)
One other bit of advice--it isn't old age that kills most retirees, it's the honey-do list.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 25, 2024 10:23 PM (hKoQL)
Posted by: Piper
Maybe you'd meet Kate Bush halfway?
https://youtu.be/wp43OdtAAkM
Posted by: mikeski at August 25, 2024 10:24 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 25, 2024 10:17 PM (hKoQL)
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Thanks for the reminder, Pops!
Just kidding... you earned your retirement and I hope you enjoy the hell out of it!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 25, 2024 10:24 PM (CiNoz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2024 10:20 PM (iciH7)
I see no upside for Elon or SpaceX in doing that. He's already going to be getting a large contract for the mission as it is, and will be getting all kinds of goodwill and press headlines for the rescue. Why would he want to take on the additional cost of their salaries when he doesn't get any benefit?
Posted by: tankdemon at August 25, 2024 10:24 PM (R256O)
Merrick Garland. Today.
Posted by: Piper
I'm not expecting any actual Justice to happen to these people. Would like to see some Ghengis Khan vengeful slaughter or Prince Vladimir the III the Impaler, action on them. Ruthlessly.
Alas, nothing will happen to these monsters.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 25, 2024 10:25 PM (sAmhv)
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Wait. What's wrong with the Beagle Treatment Protocol?
Besides, cutting his vocal chords would benefit everyone. WIN WIN.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 25, 2024 10:25 PM (jdHxK)
I didn't know Mrs. Luntz had "post-Congress plans" and care even less.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2024 10:15 PM (RIvkX)
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Post-congress has another meaning .... just saying.
Posted by: Ciampino - Ispettore, non riconosco piu voialtri #05 at August 25, 2024 10:25 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 25, 2024 10:26 PM (hKoQL)
Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2024 10:26 PM (fwDg9)
Maybe he mistook the railing for Ann Coulter.
Posted by: Understandable Mistake at August 25, 2024 10:26 PM (NCsQU)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2024 10:26 PM (mQCSa)
Posted by: tankdemon at August 25, 2024 10:24 PM (R256O)
To twist the knife.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2024 10:26 PM (iciH7)
Posted by: tankdemon at August 25, 2024 10:26 PM (R256O)
Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2024 10
With Elon Musk laser volcano sharks.
Posted by: Piper at August 25, 2024 10:26 PM (QzINz)
Posted by: Piper at August 25, 2024 10:22 PM (QzINz)
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I believe that is when the capsule they will use to come home is finished with it's assigned, already scheduled mission.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 25, 2024 10:27 PM (6umyA)
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I don't think it'll be articles in rarely read papers. I think the left is going to go after Republicans in court, where they stand a pretty good chance of winning. By that I mean putting Republicans in prison.
And if you think the GOP will fight that.... well, I've got this bridge over here for sale.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 25, 2024 10:27 PM (Q4IgG)
>>weird floor plans
not to mention all the retro-fitted plumbing they would need
As an open factory floor plan the building layout worked, to make it into living space you are either going to have one or two nice apartments per floor a couple of dozen micro apartments with a common bathroom facility.
It's stupid, but if they build it, they will have people lining up around the block to massively overpay to live there.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 25, 2024 10:27 PM (XV/Pl)
weird floor plans
not to mention all the retro-fitted plumbing they would need
Posted by: Don Black
I think the same is true for most commercial-to-residential comversions.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 25, 2024 10:28 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: tankdemon at August 25, 2024 10:17 PM (R256O)
Elon should hire them away from NASA by offering to double their salaries. Once they are his employees, he can fast-track the mission to fetch them home.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2024 10:20 PM (iciH7)
SpaceX is getting them in February with one of their missions. Not sure why Feb, though.
Posted by: Piper at August 25, 2024 10:22 PM (QzINz)
The standard astronaut tour of duty onboard the ISS is six months. The next crew, now down to two to make room for Butch and Suni, launches in a Dragon in September, so six from then months means they come down in February.
Posted by: Gref at August 25, 2024 10:28 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2024 10:28 PM (mQCSa)
Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2024 10:26 PM (fwDg9)
Won't work. He's not a virgin.
Posted by: RickZ at August 25, 2024 10:28 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Piper at August 25, 2024 10:28 PM (QzINz)
Hope they were able to get online and reschedule their dentist appointments.
Evening, Horde, and thanks Mis Hum for the ONT!
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at August
At least they should be back before they have to file this year's tax returns!
I wonder if Suni wishes she'd cut her hair shorter before launch.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 25, 2024 10:29 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2024 10:26 PM (fwDg9)
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Maybe after he is immobilized in a dog crate and the same sand fleas he used to torture beagles are done having their way with his face.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 25, 2024 10:30 PM (6umyA)
It's stupid, but if they build it, they will have people lining up around the block to massively overpay to live there.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 25, 2024 10:27 PM (XV/Pl)
Just guessing here, but I think you could 5 or 6 thousand sq. ft. suites per floor.
One at the apex, two just back of it, and three on the wide end.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2024 10:30 PM (iciH7)
I would have to think the Astronauts get a special flight pay? Or put another way, astronauts would get paid less when they aren't actually astronautin', I'd think. So they should be making bank.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2024 10:30 PM (6S96M)
Posted by: Skip
Won't work. He's not a virgin.
Posted by: RickZ
* fistbump *
Posted by: the volcano at August 25, 2024 10:31 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at August 25, 2024 10:32 PM (IIOyJ)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2024 10:30 PM (6S96M)
The meals and lodging are pretty punk-ass, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2024 10:32 PM (iciH7)
Posted by: Understandable Mistake at August 25, 2024 10:26 PM (NCsQU)
Sure wasn't Tank Abrams.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 25, 2024 10:33 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Piper
"My Wife Has No Emotion" shows where that leads.
Posted by: mikeski knows that for every crazy idea, there's an anime at August 25, 2024 10:33 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 25, 2024 10:34 PM (gBVkZ)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 25, 2024 10:33 PM (0eaVi)
Her boyfriend found his thrills on blubbery hills.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2024 10:34 PM (iciH7)
Another case of ONT
Howdy, y'all. What's happening with you tonight?
Posted by: mindful webworker - poetic license suspended at August 25, 2024 10:34 PM (vYVbx)
I vaguely recall reading recently that the Flatiron Building, seen in the first photo, is presently largely devoid of tenants.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 25, 2024 10:34 PM (uRZZ/)
He railed it.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 25, 2024 10:35 PM (klJTj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2024 10:34 PM (iciH7)
You know it, fat!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 25, 2024 10:36 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 25, 2024 10:35 PM (klJTj)
Another yard or two, and it could have been post congress.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2024 10:36 PM (iciH7)
I don't think it'll be articles in rarely read papers. I think the left is going to go after Republicans in court, where they stand a pretty good chance of winning. By that I mean putting Republicans in prison.
Follow the British model.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 25, 2024 10:36 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2024 10:32 PM (iciH7)
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The views are great, and that's the good news. The bad news is MRE's for Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 25, 2024 10:36 PM (6umyA)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 25, 2024 10:36 PM (hKoQL)
Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz
I fore a USB thumb drive taped to one of the empty seats in the Dragon capsule. One of the astronauts will have to load it, just like installing an operating system on a new computer. Lucky person! Just think about what happens if they brick the Starliner computer.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 25, 2024 10:37 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 25, 2024 10:37 PM (jiOR7)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 25, 2024 10:36 PM (hKoQL)
I believe it is. There was a time when Boeing had an enviable safety record. But that was a long time ago, now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2024 10:38 PM (iciH7)
Posted by: Piper
At least one of us gives a fig!
Posted by: mikeski at August 25, 2024 10:38 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Ciampino - Ispettore, non riconosco piu voialtri #06 at August 25, 2024 10:38 PM (qfLjt)
Zero Sunday shows of attendees crowing.
No one giddy on how well it went.
Instead?
Hilariously bad, obviously garbage polls that Trump is 8 points behind.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 25, 2024 10:38 PM (tRM46)
Let me just say right now, i am neither for nor against apathy.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2024 10:39 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 25, 2024 10:38 PM (tRM46)
Seems like even the Stormfront troll has given up. Maybe his check bounced.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2024 10:40 PM (iciH7)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:
Looked it up; Macmillan Publishing left the build in 2019 (wow, that's timing ) It was sold, the buyer ran away, and another RE firm snapped it up. They have to move the staircases and elevators. Not fun. It's going to take 2 more years to finish the apartments.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 25, 2024 10:40 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Diogenes
I was once asked about ignorance and apathy.
I told them I don't know and I don't care.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2024 10:40 PM (WXNFJ)
The artist seems to be someone going by "skscartoon"
Posted by: 18-1 at August 25, 2024 10:40 PM (oZhjI)
https://tinyurl.com/4e7vt4uu
Posted by: Ciampino - Ispettore, non riconosco piu voialtri #07 at August 25, 2024 10:40 PM (qfLjt)
We'll know if it is impossible to position lazy and stupid Kamala for success, if tomorrow the Dem-Media Complex begins setting the Success Bar incredibly low for her promised on-camera interview with ??? network on or before Saturday, August 31st.
Posted by: Gref at August 25, 2024 10:40 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Piper at August 25, 2024 10:40 PM (QzINz)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2024 10:39 PM (W/lyH)
I will start procrastinating, once I get around to it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2024 10:41 PM (iciH7)
Posted by: Diogenes
Living up to your nickname!
Posted by: mikeski at August 25, 2024 10:41 PM (DgGvY)
I didn't go into Boston which is ground zero for libtrardism but...I've never see a state as blue as MA so uninterested in the Dem nominee...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 25, 2024 10:42 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: gKWVE at August 25, 2024 10:42 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: tankdemon at August 25, 2024 10:42 PM (R256O)
https://tinyurl.com/4tfsc8jr
Posted by: Ciampino - Ispettore, non riconosco piu voialtri #08 at August 25, 2024 10:42 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: N at August 25, 2024 10:42 PM (8XibL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 25, 2024 10:42 PM (WBQfF)
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Makes one all warm inside to read those words.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 25, 2024 10:42 PM (OKgeV)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA
*fist bump*
Posted by: Tuna at August 25, 2024 10:43 PM (oaGWv)
https://mol.im/a/13769303
Posted by: Ciampino - Ispettore, non riconosco piu voialtri #09 at August 25, 2024 10:43 PM (qfLjt)
>>Just guessing here, but I think you could 5 or 6 thousand sq. ft. suites per floor.
Just looked it up, at over 11k sqft per floor, it's bigger than I thought.
Still, you would have to contend with the weird angles of the building and the elevator core.
If it were me, I'd turn the entire building into micro apartments, you get around 200 per floor, charge 1400 bucks per month and net 1.5 million or so per month in rent.
You could probably tripper that if you house illegal immigrants and tap into that government gravy train.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 25, 2024 10:43 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 25, 2024 10:43 PM (WBQfF)
You know or like that Netflix show that came out a couple of years ago, Stowaway.
That was a fun one.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 25, 2024 10:43 PM (D7oie)
Same as his ten most recent attempts at sex without cialis
Posted by: N at August 25, 2024 10:44 PM (8XibL)
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I suppose the reporter never considered that sometimes, procreation is not the point of having sex with a railing.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 25, 2024 10:10 PM (jdHxK)
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Maybe he would have pulled out?
That spindle don't make me dwindle, IYKWIMAITYD
Chester the Baluster
Posted by: haffhowershower at August 25, 2024 10:44 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 25, 2024 10:44 PM (OKgeV)
Why should anybody be forced to take one ? Unless your daddy worked for Big Pharma, and you feel compelled to shit-can personal freedom because of it ?
Posted by: Who Cares at August 25, 2024 10:44 PM (PCWo9)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 25, 2024 10:45 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Grateful at August 25, 2024 10:46 PM (IQ6Gq)
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Dude misspelled 'everyone'. So glad hearts are growing 3 sizes. Communists are gaining the strength of 10 grinches, plus 2.
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at August 25, 2024 10:46 PM (xZNrD)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 25, 2024 10:46 PM (D7oie)
Hey San Francisco. Fu*k you!
You asshats will never ever see a dollar of mine.
*flips the bird*
Tax that muthafu*kas!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2024 10:46 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 25, 2024 10:46 PM (XV/Pl)
https://mol.im/a/13778011
So he could be persuaded to Kevorkianize?
Posted by: Ciampino - Ispettore, non riconosco piu voialtri #10 at August 25, 2024 10:47 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Obligatory at August 25, 2024 10:48 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 25, 2024 10:48 PM (OKgeV)
If it were me, I'd turn the entire building into micro apartments, you get around 200 per floor, charge 1400 bucks per month and net 1.5 million or so per month in rent.
You could probably tripper that if you house illegal immigrants and tap into that government gravy train.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 25, 2024 10:43 PM (XV/Pl)
Maybe make it 9 to 12 suites per floor. Charge 5 to 10 G's per month in rent. Get better class of tenants, less hassles, and a lot less in development cost. Say 3 dozen toilets per floor, not 200.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2024 10:48 PM (iciH7)
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So the Dems win another voter.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 25, 2024 10:49 PM (WBQfF)
Posted by: Toasters and Couches at August 25, 2024 10:50 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2024 10:03 PM (WXNFJ)
I thought it was a fence in Paleland. Near the border with Euchre.
You know, Euchre, "vere der Eucher ist". A very holey place.
Hence all the fence palings
Posted by: Kindltot at August 25, 2024 10:50 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 25, 2024 10:46 PM (D7oie)
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So then Knights do it with shrubberies?
Posted by: Ciampino - Ispettore, hanno rapporti con gli arbusti #01 at August 25, 2024 10:50 PM (qfLjt)
I don't give a damn how old you are.
Come to my town asshole.
And don't bother signing a lease.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2024 10:52 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 25, 2024 10:53 PM (gBVkZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2024 10:48 PM (iciH7)
One shared toilet per floor for 200 apts. Save on plumbing costs.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 25, 2024 10:54 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Cicero
In California? No difference in the results. Just one more for the "popular vote" talking point.
Posted by: mikeski at August 25, 2024 10:54 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 25, 2024 10:54 PM (OKgeV)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 25, 2024 10:54 PM (D7oie)
Pope Francis declares spread of mpox a 'global health emergency' as Africa is finally set to receive the first batch of vaccines
https://mol.im/a/13777935
Posted by: Ciampino - Ispettore, hanno rapporti con gli arbusti #02 at August 25, 2024 10:54 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 25, 2024 10:54 PM (OKgeV)
I can't remember, is West Nile one of our suspected bioweapons in development that escaped?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 25, 2024 10:55 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2024 10:55 PM (RIvkX)
>>Say 3 dozen toilets per floor, not 200.
These will be micro apartments, no bathroom or shower in the unit, there will only be common washroom and shitter facilities per floor.
Again, you'd make far more money with a couple of hundred micro apartments than a couple of expensive apartments.
And the landlord will have no problem selling the joint out. Not with the current scarcity of apartment.
NYC currently needs about 2m new apartments to meet the demand.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 25, 2024 10:55 PM (XV/Pl)
Besides the new "schools don't have to tell you that they're transitioning your kid" California law, San Francisco has a gross receipts tax, which makes it impossible for any payment processor to operate in the city.
Musk intends to compete with PayPal and Apple Pay, so that is a problem.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 25, 2024 10:56 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2024 10:56 PM (fwDg9)
https://mol.im/a/13778383
So what to do with the 11-yearold?
Posted by: Ciampino - Ispettore, hanno rapporti con gli arbusti #03 at August 25, 2024 10:57 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 25, 2024 10:58 PM (gBVkZ)
https://mol.im/a/13778221
Posted by: Ciampino - Ispettore, hanno rapporti con gli arbusti #04 at August 25, 2024 10:59 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2024 10:59 PM (mQCSa)
Besides the new "schools don't have to tell you that they're transitioning your kid" California law, San Francisco has a gross receipts tax, which makes it impossible for any payment processor to operate in the city.
Musk intends to compete with PayPal and Apple Pay, so that is a problem.
Posted by: The ARC of History
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They killed his elder son. He's not finished with them.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 25, 2024 11:01 PM (OKgeV)
All ladders lead to heaven
(ok I made that up)
Posted by: Ciampino - Ispettore, hanno rapporti con gli arbusti #05 at August 25, 2024 11:01 PM (qfLjt)
In most countries, the cops and the military are all controlled by the central government.
The United States is pretty unique in having locally controlled police, and each state has its own military.
Harder for a central authority to assume control over a very big country.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 25, 2024 11:02 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Ciampino - Ispettore, hanno rapporti con gli arbusti #03 at August 25, 2024 10:57 PM (qfLjt)
Sell him to a Saudi Sheikh as a fuck toy. He earned it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2024 11:03 PM (iciH7)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 25, 2024 10:27 PM (XV/Pl)
I have heard that a one bedroom in East Village is going for $7K per month, so yeah.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 25, 2024 11:03 PM (D7oie)
An 11-year-old boy, whose name has not been released, admitted in court on Wednesday that he played a role in the homicide and was sentenced to two years in a detention facility, reported WSB-TV.
'This 11-year-old admitted under oath he, in fact, led Noah Bush down to the clay pits, pushed him into the water and ultimately held his head under the water until he drowned,' Bush family attorney Francys Johnson said
So it was premeditated murder, and he got 2 tears.
That's not justice. This is the kind of thing that would have sparked a bloodfeud in times past.
Posted by: I'd Be Inclined To Take Vengeance at August 25, 2024 11:04 PM (NCsQU)
Posted by: scampydog at August 25, 2024 11:04 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 25, 2024 10:58 PM (gBVkZ)
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Out with it, man. This election is the Administrative State v the Republic.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 25, 2024 11:04 PM (OKgeV)
Posted by: Ciampino - Ispettore, hanno rapporti con gli arbusti #06 at August 25, 2024 11:04 PM (qfLjt)
The Knights Who Say Ni are very grateful.
Posted by: Ciampino - Ispettore, hanno rapporti con gli arbusti #07 at August 25, 2024 11:06 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino - Ispettore, hanno rapporti con gli arbusti #03 at August 25, 2024 10:57 PM (qfLjt)
He watches his parents go to prison.
Then he goes to reform school.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2024 11:06 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2024 11:07 PM (mQCSa)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 25, 2024 11:07 PM (gBVkZ)
Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2024 11:07 PM (fwDg9)
https://mol.im/a/13778559
Posted by: Ciampino - Ispettore, hanno rapporti con gli arbusti spinosi #08 at August 25, 2024 11:08 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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There is a possibility he may live and escape. There should be a coda on that gift.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 25, 2024 11:08 PM (OKgeV)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 25, 2024 11:08 PM (hKoQL)
https://mol.im/a/13778607
Not Madison County perchance?
Posted by: Ciampino - Ispettore, hanno rapporti con gli arbusti spinosi #09 at August 25, 2024 11:10 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2024 11:10 PM (mQCSa)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 25, 2024 11:10 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by pew pew at August 25, 2024 11:10 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Ciampino
That's complicated.
You do have to take into account his home life. He should be removed from his family and the atmosphere in which he grew to believe his behavior was acceptable.
A facility that could keep him secure until he's 18 and has not only a high school diploma, but also some sort of tech training. Support him in some sort of faith based learning. Then he can join the military.
He didn't get to the point of killing another child on his own. He doesn't have the capacity to understand the repercussions of his actions. The adults in his life have failed him and they should bear the brunt of the civil responsibilities to the other family. Their remaining children should be taken away and the adults sterilized so no other child will have the misfortune of having them as parents.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 25, 2024 11:11 PM (FifQ2)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 25, 2024 11:12 PM (OKgeV)
Posted by: scampydog at August 25, 2024 11:12 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Texican ette at August 25, 2024 11:12 PM (SNf74)
He didn't get to the point of killing another child on his own. He doesn't have the capacity to understand the repercussions of his actions. The adults in his life have failed him and they should bear the brunt of the civil responsibilities to the other family. Their remaining children should be taken away and the adults sterilized so no other child will have the misfortune of having them as parents.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 25, 2024 11:11 PM (FifQ2)
Agree on the parents. The military might not want him, unless maybe he transed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2024 11:13 PM (iciH7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 25, 2024 11:13 PM (63Dwl)
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Just when you thought we had heard the last about bath salts.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2024 11:13 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 25, 2024 11:14 PM (OKgeV)
Willie Brown says “ah what a way to go!”
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 25, 2024 11:14 PM (gBVkZ)
Posted by: Ciampino - Ispettore, hanno rapporti con gli arbusti spinosi #10 at August 25, 2024 11:15 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot,
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Got to be a female, the males don't bite.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 25, 2024 11:16 PM (OKgeV)
Posted by: gKWVE at August 25, 2024 11:16 PM (gKWVE)
https://tinyurl.com/yxhvbrdc
Posted by: Ciampino - Ispettore, hanno rapporti con gli arbusti spinosi #10 at August 25, 2024 11:15 PM (qfLjt)
Heh. That's pretty cool. I note the opening is not square, appears wider at the top than the bottom. So the guy had some fun with it. Looks like fine workmanship, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2024 11:18 PM (iciH7)
He didn't get to the point of killing another child on his own. He doesn't have the capacity to understand the repercussions of his actions. The adults in his life have failed him and they should bear the brunt of the civil responsibilities to the other family. Their remaining children should be taken away and the adults sterilized so no other child will have the misfortune of having them as parents.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 25, 2024 11:11 PM (FifQ2)
This is essentially a therapeutic view of juvenile justice. The idea of rehabilitation has always been strong in juvenile justice. The problem is that it doesn't really work. I'm fine with people insisting that it be continued, provided when he is paroled he is placed in their neighborhoods, and not mine.
Posted by: Rabid Dogs Should Be Put Down Even If They're Not To Blame at August 25, 2024 11:20 PM (NCsQU)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 25, 2024 11:20 PM (OKgeV)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA
>I get up at 03:30, travel 100 miles to a facility that can barely keep enough people on the crew to keep the place running. That's because the pay scale is low and the cost of living is high.
Nobody wants to work anymore, and the fucking owners don't pay shit.
Folks, this is not Capitalism.
These horribly greedy legislators create laws that kill the country.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 25, 2024 11:22 PM (XGL1u)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 25, 2024 11:22 PM (OKgeV)
Willie Brown says “ah what a way to go!”
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 25, 2024 11:14 PM (gBVkZ)
Not quicksand? It was all the rage on TV shows and many movies back when.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 25, 2024 11:23 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Thinking that one of miklos' girls has a beauty spot.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 25, 2024 11:25 PM (OKgeV)
How the Mississippi mother, who left her toddler shivering in a Walmart cart wearing just a diaper, managed to have her child neglect conviction wiped from records
https://mol.im/a/13769335
Posted by: Ciampino - Ispettore, hanno rapporti con gli arbusti spinosi #11 at August 25, 2024 11:25 PM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13778053
(note shrubbery is now thorny)
Posted by: Ciampino - Ispettore, hanno rapporti con gli arbusti spinosi #12 at August 25, 2024 11:27 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: scampydog at August 25, 2024 11:27 PM (41CYW)
Nope.
No way this kid goes into the military. He can become the greatest evangelist since Billy Graham, but no way do you put troops into the reach of this kid.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2024 11:28 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 25, 2024 11:28 PM (991LO)
Saturday my one day off for the last 4 years.
This shit weighs on you after a while yet...home and family keep my head in the game.
Thanks for the ONT MisHum.
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 25, 2024 11:28 PM (TDvv2)
************
This asshole has imprisoned American citizens without trial and calls it protecting "our" democracy.
Posted by: Cosda at August 25, 2024 11:28 PM (IVL1t)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2024 10:39 PM (W/lyH)
I will start procrastinating, once I get around to it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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People say that I'm apathetic, but I don't care.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2024 11:28 PM (XeU6L)
Not quicksand? It was all the rage on TV shows and many movies back when.
Posted by: Count de Monet
The final episode of The Rifleman contained a quicksand incident.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 25, 2024 11:29 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: scampydog at August 25, 2024 11:27 PM (41CYW)
He's been on the ONT in the last evening or so, and I think on the Gun Thread today. Briefly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2024 11:29 PM (iciH7)
Posted by: Ciampino - Ispettore, hanno rapporti con gli arbusti spinosi #13 at August 25, 2024 11:29 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: scampydog at August 25, 2024 11:29 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2024 11:29 PM (xaFKb)
The atmosphere is a bit on the rank side but so long as we have enough toilet paper, we should be fine.
Posted by: Day 43, Diary entry, ISS at August 25, 2024 11:30 PM (rihlv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 25, 2024 11:30 PM (vNdJC)
https://tinyurl.com/2x8zejsn
Posted by: Ciampino - Ispettore, hanno rapporti con gli arbusti spinosi #13 at August 25, 2024 11:29 PM (qfLjt)
Bloody Amish, and their hand-whittled bombs!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2024 11:31 PM (iciH7)
Huh?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 25, 2024 11:31 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2024 11:31 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: The Deep State at August 25, 2024 11:32 PM (6cZhR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 25, 2024 11:30 PM (vNdJC)
That reminds me of an old TV show I have never seen discussed here: T.H.E. Cat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2024 11:32 PM (iciH7)
Posted by: scampydog at August 25, 2024 11:27 PM (41CYW)
He's been on the ONT in the last evening or so, and I think on the Gun Thread today. Briefly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2024 11:29 PM (iciH7)
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He wasn't on the Saturday ONT, I just checked.
Posted by: Ciampino - Ispettore, hanno rapporti con gli arbusti spinosi #14 at August 25, 2024 11:32 PM (qfLjt)
He ALWAYS had a plan B when Kameltoe was in town cuz she was likkin it but his probeous was not always stackin it.
Deep dark secret of the "Culture."
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 25, 2024 11:33 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Day 57, Diary entry, ISS at August 25, 2024 11:34 PM (rihlv)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 25, 2024 11:34 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 25
I think those were the same years when every show had to have a monkey.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 25, 2024 11:35 PM (gBVkZ)
https://tinyurl.com/33mjvzfe
Posted by: Ciampino - Ispettore, hanno rapporti con gli asini #15 at August 25, 2024 11:35 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 25, 2024 11:08 PM (hKoQL)
Where the hell did he get West Nile Virus? One of HIS FUCKING LABS?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2024 11:36 PM (xaFKb)
https://tinyurl.com/2x8zejsn
Posted by: Ciampino - Ispettore, hanno rapporti con gli arbusti spinosi #13 at August 25, 2024 11:29 PM (qfLjt)
Imagine if the Swedes suddenly found their balls and took the fight to the muzzies. In one three day period every mosque, madrass and iman was wasted. Leave the general pop of Islamists quaking in fear and roll them up. Sweden would rediscover themselves.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2024 11:36 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Ciampino - Ispettore, hanno rapporti con gli arbusti spinosi #14 at August 25, 2024 11:32 PM (qfLjt)
Post 142 on today's Gun Thread. Just checked.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2024 11:38 PM (iciH7)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, hanno rapporti con gli asini #16 at August 25, 2024 11:38 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2024 11:36 PM (xaFKb)
(sings) You can get anything you want at Alice's bathhouse.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2024 11:40 PM (iciH7)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2024 11:36 PM (W/lyH)
/Looks at Odin...
/Sings...
Give me that ole time religion... gimme that...
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2024 11:40 PM (xaFKb)
https://mol.im/a/13779283
Bill Gatus must be overjoyed with Gaia putting SO2 in the atmosphere "to cool the planet" right?
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, hanno rapporti con gli asini #17 at August 25, 2024 11:41 PM (qfLjt)
He ALWAYS had a plan B when Kameltoe was in town cuz she was likkin it but his probeous was not always stackin it.
Deep dark secret of the "Culture."
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 25, 2024 11:33 PM (TDvv2)
*cranes neck around to scan the room for help from Barbara Billingsley*
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 25, 2024 11:42 PM (Aqu9a)
I am moved to pity by the innocent bystanders who, very much against their will, were forced to endure the polymorphic perversity at one of Florida's fine Mickey D establishments. It is unjust that one should have PTSD flash-backs when encountering a double quarter pounder or the tried- and- true Fillet-O-Fish. Such is despair. Is there no balm in Gilead? Shall the Hot Mustard dipping sauce darken the soul? What of the McRib? The Void laughs, and then goes back to live-streaming the latest iteration of Shogun. Was this Florida Man railing against railings, or just RFK Jr.? Ach.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 25, 2024 11:43 PM (tmPIh)
Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2024 11:44 PM (fwDg9)
https://mol.im/a/13778743
Probably all sexually repressed inbred bastards.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, hanno rapporti con gli asini #18 at August 25, 2024 11:44 PM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13778495
'US laws'-spouting sovereign citizens in the UK hardest hit.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, hanno rapporti con gli asini #19 at August 25, 2024 11:47 PM (qfLjt)
He's mildly pleased. He only gets overjoyed when it's a mass casualty event.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 25, 2024 11:48 PM (dZVON)
(sings) You can get anything you want at Alice's bathhouse.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
And a lot of things you DON'T want.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 25, 2024 11:48 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2024 11:44 PM (fwDg9)
Not if there are enough of them. At some point, even the cops will say, "fuck it! we're on the wrong side of this."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2024 11:48 PM (iciH7)
Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2024 11:44 PM (fwDg9)
Then they live with their cowardice.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2024 11:49 PM (W/lyH)
'US laws'-spouting sovereign citizens in the UK hardest hit.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, hanno rapporti con gli asini #19 at August 25, 2024 11:47 PM (qfLjt)
Lets just say NOT the pictures I would imagine when thinking of an English Parade.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2024 11:51 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 25, 2024 11:52 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Ciampino
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Pfft.
Posted by: Donnybrook Fair at August 25, 2024 11:53 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 25, 2024 11:52 PM (mH6SG)
Groan.
That was naughty
Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2024 11:53 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 25, 2024 11:04 PM (OKgeV)
==
Yes it is - and the administrative state knows what happens if they lose, so they are motivated. What they fail to realize is that about half the country, meaning the states, are going to just decide to hell with federal jurisdiction. It's no civil war. It's just we are done with the games and have decided we aren't playing. You think the blue states have been seeing exodus of business and citizens - just watch.
This ends only one way, just a matter of how long and how ugly it gets until then. They figure if they can keep holding on, maybe they will be OK until retirement.
Posted by: Black JEM at August 25, 2024 11:54 PM (9j0Kf)
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2024 11:54 PM (fwDg9)
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Thank's for reminding me. Story's out that Navy is putting 17 ships in storage because not enough crew. There's another story. This class of ships has a life use of about 30 years. These 17 ships that will have no crew are 50 years old. ???
Posted by: Braenyard at August 25, 2024 11:54 PM (OKgeV)
Why are we defending them?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2024 11:54 PM (xaFKb)
@BNONews 6m
WATCH: Drone crashes into high-rise building in Saratov, Russia
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 25, 2024 11:55 PM (IG4Id)
Just picked up the laptop from my I.T. guru, early this evening. A 2009 unit, it still works great, but the physical parts where the power wiring goes through, had turned to hardened plastic, turning to power.
I don't know how he did it, but I.T. guru found a Donor Machine, one with dead electronics. But pristine wiring parts. Surgery complete, back in the game.
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. Cheers!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 25, 2024 11:56 PM (kQgoX)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 25, 2024 11:54 PM (OKgeV)
Never have been able to figure out why US Ships seem to have a 20 to 30 year lifespan...
Yet B-52s are still flying after 60 years.
And I say this as someone who has spent years of his life, on US Navy ships at sea.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2024 11:56 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 25, 2024 11:57 PM (vNdJC)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 25, 2024 11:58 PM (mH6SG)
Those little green men from Zeta Reticuli have just parked their ship next to us, laugh riotously whenever they see one of us, and have even set up a camera for entertainment purposes, we suspect.
Posted by: Day 79, Diary entry, ISS at August 25, 2024 11:58 PM (rihlv)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 25, 2024 11:59 PM (OKgeV)
Those little green men from Zeta Reticuli have just parked their ship next to us, laugh riotously whenever they see one of us, and have even set up a camera for entertainment purposes, we suspect.
Posted by: Day 79, Diary entry, ISS at August 25, 2024 11:58 PM (rihlv)
Open the screen door for a second or two.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2024 12:00 AM (iciH7)
It also may have taken place in Georgia.
Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2024 12:00 AM (B1dzx)
It wasn't created for the movie, it was leftover devastation from World War II. in England.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2024 12:00 AM (vNdJC)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 25, 2024 11:58 PM (mH6SG)
Too fit to be skinnies.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 26, 2024 12:01 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2024 12:01 AM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2024 12:02 AM (OKgeV)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 26, 2024 12:02 AM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Megthered at August 26, 2024 12:04 AM (XR9vR)
Posted by: NASA at August 25, 2024 10:12 PM (vJiyU)
Still entitled to per diem though, right?
Posted by: tankdemon at August 25, 2024 10:17 PM (R256O
- - - -
Mileage. You want mileage...
Posted by: As not seen on TV at August 26, 2024 12:05 AM (sZCnR)
I find that... weird.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 26, 2024 12:05 AM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2024 12:02 AM (OKgeV)
Locals were befuddled as to why I had to communicate with them by means of a "Karl Rove" dry erase board, only.... mine was gray.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 26, 2024 12:05 AM (kQgoX)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 26, 2024 12:05 AM (mH6SG)
I think Poland is considered Eastern Europe. Only reason I know that is I was going to include Hungary on your list but they are also considered Eastern Europe.
Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2024 12:06 AM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 25, 2024 11:52 PM (mH6SG)
Groan.
That was naughty
Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2024 11:53 PM (W/lyH)
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It poses a knotty question.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, hanno rapporti con gli asini #20 at August 26, 2024 12:08 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Megthered at August 26, 2024 12:04 AM (XR9vR)
The most cost-effective answer is to scrag him. Consider it an "earned abortion".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2024 12:08 AM (iciH7)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2024 12:08 AM (OKgeV)
Alexander S. Vindman ❎ @AVindman
While Durov holds French citizenship, is arrested for violating French law, this has broader implications for other social media, including Twitter. There’s a growing intolerance for platforming disinfo & malign influence & a growing appetite for accountability.
Musk should be nervous.
Posted by: 13times at August 26, 2024 12:09 AM (RFoC2)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 26, 2024 12:09 AM (hKoQL)
Jim, you were missed.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, hanno rapporti con gli asini #21 at August 26, 2024 12:09 AM (qfLjt)
This didn't go unnoticed to those little green men. They have now set up what appears to be a washer and drier by their main window and are gesticulating at us with what appears to be spare clothing while pointing at the two machines.
As if this wasn't bad enough, they're making ape faces at us while hunched over and scratching the top of their heads. All the while, they've been filming us. I'd hate to read their reports on what they consider to be this primitive species just beginning its trek into space...
Posted by: Day 94, Diary entry, ISS at August 26, 2024 12:09 AM (rihlv)
I shall document your phenix-like ascent from the ashes, and provide a cut of the proceeds, net, not gross, from the film that shall be released. Also, if it will assuage matters, Werner is willing to go medieval on this Biden re-enactor that forced you to view such eldritch horrors. While popping a cap on his raggedy ass would be a bridge to far, there is still some leeway in the options at hand that will dissuade others from repeating this perversity. Commander Star Sprinkles purrs and smiles at this consideration of violence, which speaks to her feline soul in a manner most appealing. We have much in common, cats and Germans.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 26, 2024 12:09 AM (tmPIh)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2024 12:09 AM (OKgeV)
@BNONews 6m
WATCH: Drone crashes into high-rise building in Saratov, Russia
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 25, 2024 11:55 PM (IG4Id)
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It's going to get much worse everywhere. Let me remind you of this video from several years ago:
https://youtu.be/9fa9lVwHHqg
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 26, 2024 12:10 AM (hHVtf)
I see LTC Bearclaw is telling Musk he should be nervous.
What a fu*king douche. Hey Vindman, I like Musk. And free speech.
Now come threaten me you fucktard.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 26, 2024 12:10 AM (W/lyH)
...... particularly late at night or early in the morning when the thread threatens to die out.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, hanno rapporti con gli asini #22 at August 26, 2024 12:11 AM (qfLjt)
Big Explosion.
https://x.com/BNONews/status/1827915864332456211
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 26, 2024 12:11 AM (TGPs7)
https://youtu.be/9fa9lVwHHqg
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 26, 2024 12:10 AM (hHVtf)
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Also search YouTube for "Chinese drone swarms".
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 26, 2024 12:13 AM (hHVtf)
Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2024 12:13 AM (B1dzx)
Garland and Barky henchmen warn not to protest the election like 2020.
Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2024 12:13 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 26, 2024 12:13 AM (hKoQL)
Mario Nawfal
@MarioNawfal
·
🚨🇷🇺BREAKING: Suicide Drone Crashes into Russian City's Residential Skyscraper
A drone has struck the 38-story Volga Sky residential complex in Saratov, Russia, injuring at least two people.
Several apartments were damaged, and emergency services are on the scene.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 26, 2024 12:13 AM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2024 12:13 AM (iciH7)
Posted by: Megthered at August 26, 2024 12:04 AM (XR9vR)
I understand the reasons for a juvenile criminal justice system. But sometimes, the juvenile is just young in age but adult in criminal thinking/sociopathy. 2 years is not punishment enough for this kid and his crime and LW or WOP has been ruled unConstitutional for those under 18, I believe. I agree, this kid needs some time in an adult prison later. He's the scary juvenile, the one least likely to reform.
Posted by: RickZ at August 26, 2024 12:14 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 26, 2024 12:15 AM (mH6SG)
Posted by: RickZ at August 26, 2024 12:14 AM (gKDq2)
As far as I am concerned, the kid is a write-off. No point in wasting taxpayer dollars to keep him alive. Release him to the custody of the victim's family, no questions asked.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2024 12:16 AM (iciH7)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2024 12:17 AM (OKgeV)
What a fu*king douche. Hey Vindman, I like Musk. And free speech.
Now come threaten me you fucktard.
Posted by: Diogenes
I'm surprised he hasn't gone to Ukraine to give them the benefit of his vast military knowledge and leadership.
had a brother in the military as well, right? With both on them, Ukraine should defeat those Russkies in a week or two. Sooner if they get Putin to agree that the winner of the war is the person who eats the most pastries in a given timeframe: Putin to Bearclaw.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 26, 2024 12:17 AM (VNX3d)
+1000
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 26, 2024 12:17 AM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2024 12:17 AM (OKgeV)
High-energy microwave beams might fry their onboard electronics.
Low-wattage search radar that uses a big antenna that can emit a burst in the megawatt range.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2024 12:20 AM (iciH7)
While Durov holds French citizenship, is arrested for violating French law, this has broader implications for other social media, including Twitter. There’s a growing intolerance for platforming disinfo & malign influence & a growing appetite for accountability.
Musk should be nervous.
Posted by: 13times at August 26, 2024 12:09 AM (RFoC2)
Commies always self-sort for easy identification.
It fascinates me, in a stupefying and horrific way, how many people seem to long for censorship, government control, the whole ball of wax. They want to be ruled, to have no further individual autonomy. Freedom seems to be just too much for them. From my memory, the explosion of this commie love fest happened just within the last decade. I don't get it.
Posted by: RickZ at August 26, 2024 12:21 AM (gKDq2)
While Durov holds French citizenship, is arrested for violating French law, this has broader implications for other social media, including Twitter. There’s a growing intolerance for platforming disinfo & malign influence & a growing appetite for accountability.
Musk should be nervous.
Posted by: 13times at August 26, 2024 12:09 AM (RFoC2
***
Heh.
What a crock.
Hell. The Washington state courts have upheld that you can openly lie in political ads as they are protected speech. Sure. We're not France but Olympia sure wants to be.
Bring it vindman. You are a wimp.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 26, 2024 12:21 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 26, 2024 12:22 AM (D7oie)
@TheKuhnerReport
In Stoughton, Massachusetts, the parents of over 150 school kids have been told there are not enough buses to take their kids to school. But the district has made 2 buses available for children of "migrant" families. Dems are prioritizing illegals over citizens. Treason! #mapoli
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 26, 2024 12:22 AM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 26, 2024 12:22 AM (D7oie)
That whole incident reminds me of an old, old Woody Allen standup piece about going moose hunting in Upstate New York.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2024 12:24 AM (iciH7)
Posted by: RickZ at August 26, 2024 12:21 AM (gKDq2)
It is a lack of education in public schooling, plus a lack of real leadership in the public domain.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 26, 2024 12:24 AM (W/lyH)
Garland and Barky henchmen warn not to protest the election like 2020.
Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2024 12:13 AM (fwDg9)
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Hodgetwins
@hodgetwins
56m
Telling y’all right now they are going to try to steal this election from the people and they want everybody to be scared of them
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 26, 2024 12:24 AM (hHVtf)
In northwestern Nevada, rain fell in the runup to the annual Burning Man festival, prompting organizers to close the entrance gate for most of Saturday before reopening.
Last Thursday I saw a tired old boomer-commie (who lives not too far from my house) heading out to BM in his gas guzzling shitwagon bus. I noticed he was a week late returning last year.
Posted by: 13times at August 26, 2024 12:24 AM (RFoC2)
*******
They think they will be the ones on charge, ordering the peons around with no worries about working or buying food or anything they want. They think they will ne the top of the food chain. They have never read a history book and have no idea of the reality of things.
Posted by: Megthered at August 26, 2024 12:25 AM (XR9vR)
Garland and Barky henchmen warn not to protest the election like 2020.
Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2024 12:13 AM (fwDg9)
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I think that they are right. There will be no protest like 2020. ...
Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2024 12:27 AM (OKgeV)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2024 12:27 AM (OKgeV)
If there is a protest, it will be antifa and fellow travelers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2024 12:29 AM (iciH7)
Posted by: Tom Perry at August 26, 2024 12:30 AM (MX0bI)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
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Good to have you back.
Posted by: scampydog at August 26, 2024 12:30 AM (41CYW)
Garland and Barky henchmen warn not to protest the election like 2020.
Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2024 12:13 AM (fwDg9)
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I think that they are right. There will be no protest like 2020. ...
Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2024 12:27 AM (OKgeV)
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They warn us yet the majority of Kavanaugh protestors got off with fines of either $35 or $50.
How I hate Barky and his henchmen.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at August 26, 2024 12:31 AM (rihlv)
...
That's a weird way to spell "re-enter".
Posted by: Tom Perry at August 26, 2024 12:30 AM (MX0bI)
I think they meant Screwed.
Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2024 12:31 AM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Megthered at August 26, 2024 12:25 AM (XR9vR)
I feel like I could draw comparisons between this attitude and the growing popularity of isekai (overpowered character lands in a different world/video game) anime. Something involving narcissism, probably. But it's late and Pookette's first day of 6-8th grade band is tomorrow.
Posted by: pookysgirl, amateur philosopher at August 26, 2024 12:32 AM (dtlDP)
https://tinyurl.com/28vw9cf4
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 26, 2024 12:32 AM (hHVtf)
Garland and Barky henchmen warn not to protest the election like 2020.
Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2024 12:13 AM (fwDg9)
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Hodgetwins
@hodgetwins
56m
Telling y’all right now they are going to try to steal this election from the people and they want everybody to be scared of them
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 26, 2024 12:24 AM (hHVtf)
*********
The Hodge twins nailed it.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at August 26, 2024 12:33 AM (rihlv)
Posted by: Megthered at August 26, 2024 12:25 AM (XR9vR)
All I had to do was read Gulag Archipelago Vol I to be disavused of that idea. I bought the paperback when it came out. That was voluntary reading, not assigned. Now, though, I want it assigned reading for schools and passing a test being required for a diploma. I'm sure there's a few other books, but that one is my Number 1 book all schoolkids should read, probably in high school. Maybe even show the movie 'The Killing Fields'. I agree, though, somethin's gotta be done. I can't take much more of this commie love affair shit.
Posted by: RickZ at August 26, 2024 12:35 AM (gKDq2)
https://tinyurl.com/28vw9cf4
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 26, 2024 12:32 AM (hHVtf)
That's a good one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2024 12:36 AM (iciH7)
I find that... weird.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 26, 2024 12:05 AM (xaFKb)
NASA chooses Elon Musk's SpaceX to rescue astronauts stranded on space station in humiliating blow to Boeing
https://tinyurl.com/47caaxhd
OK lets make a twofer.
And Yes she runs the joint!!!
Under Vice President Kamala Harris’s leadership of the National Space Council, the U.S. is continuing to steward the responsible and sustainable use of space to protect our national security interests
https://tinyurl.com/5h53xn2d
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 26, 2024 12:36 AM (YV5PN)
Cernovich
@Cernovich
2h
Definitely the calm before the storm. You can feel it. They are about to do something really big and f****d up.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 26, 2024 12:37 AM (hHVtf)
Posted by: 13times at August 26, 2024 12:37 AM (RFoC2)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at August 26, 2024 12:33 AM (rihlv)
Heh. I saw a T-shirt a month ago that had an image of Sasquatch on it, with the legend "Undefeated World Hide&Seek Champion."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2024 12:37 AM (iciH7)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2024 12:38 AM (OKgeV)
Posted by: 13times at August 26, 2024 12:37 AM (RFoC2)
Smells like taxpayers' money.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2024 12:39 AM (iciH7)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2024 12:40 AM (OKgeV)
Posted by: Megthered at August 26, 2024 12:40 AM (XR9vR)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 26, 2024 12:41 AM (hHVtf)
All well and good, assuming they could comprehend it.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 26, 2024 12:41 AM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by pew pew at August 26, 2024 12:41 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: 13times
I suspect Boeing will screw up the new programming. They'll try to have it land on Mars, in an attempt to beat Starship. Instead, it crash into Europa, pissing off the Monoliths.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 26, 2024 12:42 AM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Been noodling on this, too. Scramble their camera system? Gatling gun with pellets?
Posted by: scampydog at August 26, 2024 12:42 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by pew pew at August 26, 2024 12:42 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2024 12:37 AM (iciH7)
**********
I've seen that one, too. I love it.
I hope that after the election in November, we won't have to make use of Sasquatch's hide-and-seek tactics.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at August 26, 2024 12:42 AM (rihlv)
Posted by: scampydog at August 26, 2024 12:42 AM (41CYW)
A laser beam could burn out the image sensor in the camera, even if it were not strong enough to set the drone on fire.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2024 12:44 AM (iciH7)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 26, 2024 12:44 AM (hKoQL)
Posted by: Megthered at August 26, 2024 12:40 AM (XR9vR)
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Michigan was never able to get its official numbers squared away after 2020 - they're still something like 350,000 more votes than voters on their official file.
Pennsylvania didn't square away their votes/voters either until a couple of months after the election and even then, the official state file said that there were 120,000 more votes cast than voters, which was 50% over the difference between Biden and Trump.
So we can be assured that the media and Democrat officials will lie to us after the election this year.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at August 26, 2024 12:46 AM (rihlv)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2024 12:46 AM (OKgeV)
I'm with polynikes here. The Screwed capsule will burn up on reentry.
Posted by: Tom Perry at August 26, 2024 12:46 AM (MX0bI)
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 26, 2024 12:47 AM (tmPIh)
Posted by: scampydog at August 26, 2024 12:47 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Megthered at August 26, 2024 12:40 AM (XR9vR)
As someone who works with DDHQ, it's not the media I worry about, it's the officials in charge of elections. Take Filthydelphia for example. Has any official ever explained why, in election after election, they have more votes than registered voters?
Posted by: pookysgirl has seen some weird numbers at August 26, 2024 12:50 AM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2024 12:37 AM (iciH7)
I saw a clip on Rogan where he theorized we don't find carcasses of Big Foot or anything because they are interdimensional beings. He said they are just too big not to be spotted more often by people who go into the woods, plus all the trail cams now, too. What do I know?
Between the Yeti and Bigfoot, there's just too much centuries old lore. And with lore, there's always a kernel of truth.
Posted by: RickZ at August 26, 2024 12:50 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I know nothing about lasers. Can they be widely dispersed? Or are they narrowly focused - tight target?
Posted by: scampydog at August 26, 2024 12:51 AM (41CYW)
"369 Damned late night laundry snuck up on me. Tricky like that.
Posted by: scampydog at August 26, 2024 12:47 AM (41CYW)"
What we'd give for clean skivvies! And snacks, too!
We may have to do a spacewalk soon and visit those pencil-neck geeks in the Zeta Reticulian ship. It won't go down in history as a diplomatic visit...
Posted by: Day 115, Diary entry, ISS at August 26, 2024 12:52 AM (rihlv)
Suppose you build countless thousands of large bottle rockets, built to drag behind them a long strand of Mylar ribbon (like audio tape). You see a drone, or flock of drones coming, you launch hundreds of these in a close-spaced array, with both breadth and depth. When the rockets' flight reaches it maximum altitude, after burnout, an small charge ejects a paper parachute that will dangle the ribbon for quite a ling time. Drones hit the ribbons, and it entangles their rotors, and down they go. Would be a cheap weapons system.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2024 12:53 AM (iciH7)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2024 12:40 AM (OKgeV)
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2A or not 2A? That is the question!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 26, 2024 12:54 AM (hHVtf)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Flak drones.
Posted by: 13times at August 26, 2024 12:54 AM (RFoC2)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 26, 2024 12:54 AM (XGL1u)
Good night everyone
Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2024 12:54 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: scampydog at August 26, 2024 12:47 AM (41CYW)
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Socks to be you!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 26, 2024 12:55 AM (hHVtf)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2024 12:40 AM (OKgeV)
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Damn I just forgot about The Pianist . Now I’m angry again.
Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2024 12:56 AM (B1dzx)
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That's what I'm worried about. Republicans say they are actively working against voter fraud but the dems have been doing it so long, they are the pros from Dover in election fraud. I'm sure the precinct have been given their orders and will act accordingly.
Posted by: Megthered at August 26, 2024 12:56 AM (XR9vR)
Posted by: scampydog at August 26, 2024 12:51 AM (41CYW)
Lasers are tightly-focused by nature. The beam does disperse, because nothing is perfect, but it is a tighter beam than any other sort of directed-energy device.
Biden's Dog might be able to tell us, but I believe Israel has operational lasers to shoot down incoming missiles. The beam, being light, travels at the speed of light, so if you can see it, you can hit it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2024 12:57 AM (iciH7)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 26, 2024 12:57 AM (mH6SG)
Posted by: 13times at August 26, 2024 12:58 AM (RFoC2)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey,
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This election will answer many questions.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2024 12:59 AM (OKgeV)
Posted by: 13times at August 26, 2024 12:54 AM (RFoC2)
There is not going to be one single solution to anti-drone defense. My theory is to have defense in depth, with several different systems, all working together.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2024 01:00 AM (iciH7)
Good evening, all. Taps playing in the distance. I hate this California town, but I'll miss some things about it when I inevitably leave.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 26, 2024 01:01 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs
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Heh. And now I'm calculating the odds of the Washing Macine/Dryer One Odd Sock Burglar chances vs. all pairs.
Posted by: scampydog at August 26, 2024 01:01 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2024 01:02 AM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I agree. A mix of low tech/common sense and high tech to defeat them. These drones are the modern era guerilla warfare items.
Posted by: scampydog at August 26, 2024 01:03 AM (41CYW)
You slime them.
Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2024 01:02 AM (B1dzx)
For low-flying ones being used as anti-personnel weapons, a water cannon would knock them down.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2024 01:04 AM (iciH7)
Fire a +200 Guide Number (olde photographer's scale of flash power) strobe through such, AT an incoming drone, and it's sensors WILL be fried.
It'll disperse more than a laser, which is the point. You can "miss" a direct hit ON the sensors, and still score a kill.
To be sure, the modern Chare Coupled Device (CCD) is far more resistant to "flare" and burnout than before. But they CAN still be overwhelmed by superior candlepower.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 26, 2024 01:04 AM (kQgoX)
Some people may want to vote in braille using only a trigger finger..
Red Alert: More Than 10 Million Hunters and Gun Owners Aren’t Registered to Vote
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Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 26, 2024 01:07 AM (YV5PN)
Fire a +200 Guide Number (olde photographer's scale of flash power) strobe through such, AT an incoming drone, and it's sensors WILL be fried.
It'll disperse more than a laser, which is the point. You can "miss" a direct hit ON the sensors, and still score a kill.
To be sure, the modern Chare Coupled Device (CCD) is far more resistant to "flare" and burnout than before. But they CAN still be overwhelmed by superior candlepower.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
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While I don't understand the science, I like this concept. Can be widely dispersed and one wouldn't need to be an expert to 'score a kill.' Out dummy them vs outsmart.
Posted by: scampydog at August 26, 2024 01:10 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2024 01:10 AM (OKgeV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2024 01:10 AM (iciH7)
Posted by: scampydog at August 26, 2024 01:11 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2024 01:12 AM (OKgeV)
Posted by: Charles Barkley at August 26, 2024 01:12 AM (7H0Zw)
Posted by: Charles Barkley at August 26, 2024 01:12 AM (7H0Zw)
It's more that politics. They hate both because they hate success and both are, by pretty much any measure, successful. They are envious because they don't have the talent, the gumption, the ability, whatever, to do what either of those two do. There's also a lot of jealousy involved in the TDS and now the MDS.
Posted by: RickZ at August 26, 2024 01:17 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Dr. Bone
Were it possible, Werner would counsel the scribe of what many would term Cosmic Horror, or Wednesday, as we call it in Deutschland, that he should not direct his anger at the Playa, but rather focus his scorn on the game. This was borne in on me during the brief tour I conducted with the Wu Tang Clan, serving as an understudy for Ghost-Faced Killah.
Also, Werner, who is all about the giving, reports that, unlike the concept conveyed in the Austin Powers trilogy, sharks are not in the least operable with fricking laser beams, so that is right out as a drone defense system. I go now to engage in skeet surfing with John Milius - it is most amusing, but I have not the heart to inform him that this originated as a joke on the part of the Zucker Brothers. Werner much enjoyed the documentary approach to the circumstances in Deutschland in their marvel of cinema Top Secret. I know a little German - ja, that is antic japery of a supremely comic turn,
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 26, 2024 01:18 AM (tmPIh)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2024 01:19 AM (OKgeV)
Posted by: PabloD at August 26, 2024 01:23 AM (gBYrj)
Posted by: scampydog at August 26, 2024 01:26 AM (41CYW)
Thank you, sir!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 26, 2024 01:30 AM (kQgoX)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 26, 2024 01:37 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2024 01:19 AM (OKgeV)
We'll always have memories of the Glomar Explorer.
What a ship that was.
Posted by: RickZ at August 26, 2024 01:42 AM (gKDq2)
There are far too many shots of very big cops needlessly body slamming little females to the concrete. Put one in the hospital with a concussion, broken shoulder and something with her back.
Not saying the cop didn't need to control the situation but if a cop has no discretion he doesn't need to be there. A 200 lb man slamming a 100 lb woman to the pavement is wrong. Watch.
https://tinyurl.com/536wc3mz
Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2024 01:47 AM (OKgeV)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2024 01:48 AM (OKgeV)
What a ship that was.
Posted by: RickZ
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When our govt is in need it's always the freeman entrepreneur that fills the slot. p-38 from paper to battle in a year, B-24, Henry Ford- one an hour. And the govt was always on their tail.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2024 01:54 AM (OKgeV)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2024 01:58 AM (OKgeV)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 26, 2024 01:58 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2024 01:54 AM (OKgeV)
And let's not forget Andrew Higgins down in Louisiana.
Posted by: RickZ at August 26, 2024 02:06 AM (gKDq2)
https://tinyurl.com/536wc3mz
Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2024 01:47 AM (OKgeV)
My guess is that most of these tiny women could avoid these confrontations with the police. I'm not fan of the police, and happy to see them disciplined or prosecuted when appropriate. But an awful lot of women seem to have adopted a very physically confrontational personality that is bound to lead to trouble. Some self-restraint would be nice.
Posted by: High Fructose Corn Syrup at August 26, 2024 02:09 AM (nLy2O)
Got a new laptop for my birthday. Win11 of course. Sigh!
Spent some time searching for how to disable spyware and kill junk. Especially before i let it go online. So much work! I'm nostalgic for the simple days of my Radio Shack Model 1.
Where's that "Everything You Need to Know About Disabling Win11" site? I'd ask on the tech thread if it wasn't in the middle of my sleep time.
Which it now is. My sleep time, I mean.
https://youtu.be/adefXj2_lHI
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - technically at August 26, 2024 02:13 AM (hMTrC)
If you can't take out the drone in a way that neutralizes the bomb it's carrying, it doesn't help much to shoot it down and have it crash on a New York street versus slamming into a New York apartment, or blind it so it hits some random building other than its target. The terrorist still gets his terror.
If you can't capture the drone intact in mid-air, the best case for urban terrorism is probably causing an airburst; falling parts are less likely to be lethal than an up-close explosion.
At least "tiny, lightweight, slow, and flying" is a terrible option for delivering a dirty bomb.
Posted by: mikeski at August 26, 2024 02:16 AM (DgGvY)
It's more that politics. They hate both because they hate success and both are, by pretty much any measure, successful. They are envious because they don't have the talent, the gumption, the ability, whatever, to do what either of those two do. There's also a lot of jealousy involved in the TDS and now the MDS.
Posted by: RickZ
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I get an endless kick out of Elon, and the more I think about Jack Dorsey, the more I despise him. What a gutless, brainless excuse for a CEO and for a man. I saw journalists almost losing it live on air when he bought Twitter almost on the eve of the 2022 midterms. "We won't be able to tell people what to think!!!!" they shrieked.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 26, 2024 02:37 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: mikeski at August 26, 2024 02:49 AM (DgGvY)
Fight Haven
@FightHaven
Walmart turns into a Warzone after a family grabs the last for boxes of Great Value Cupcakes...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 26, 2024 03:07 AM (TGPs7)
@FightHaven
Walmart turns into a Warzone after a family grabs the last for boxes of Great Value Cupcakes...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 26, 2024 03:07 AM (TGPs7)
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I have no problem with that.
https://youtu.be/QzOs4PX7UMs
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 26, 2024 03:22 AM (adINt)
It maybe hard to focus on it now, but remember: Yes, it's Monday. But compared to looking at the ground from the wrong side, even a bad Monday is pretty small kumquats, nicht wahr?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 26, 2024 03:33 AM (omVj0)
(I never said I was a motivational speaker.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 26, 2024 03:35 AM (omVj0)
; )
Posted by: m at August 26, 2024 03:49 AM (64Zez)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 26, 2024 03:53 AM (omVj0)
(I'm schtealing that other guy's schtick.)
Posted by: m at August 26, 2024 03:58 AM (64Zez)
I skipped working out on Sunday. If I skip today it will be hard for me to catch up before the weekend; I don't like going on Saturdays.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 26, 2024 04:00 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: m at August 26, 2024 04:02 AM (64Zez)
Posted by: Ciampino - Ispettore, hanno rapporti con gli arbusti #03 at August 25, 2024 10:57 PM (qfLjt)
Hanging. He will kill again.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 26, 2024 08:17 AM (iODuv)
He's alive, his family is alive. More than he deserves.
He should take the win and quietly retire to a peaceful life
Posted by: Fen at August 26, 2024 08:39 AM (2SIWo)
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