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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (/21/24)
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Quote I "She was swaying, she was falling over, she was leaning on walls, she couldn’t hold her head up, she was slurring her words," Noemi Valencia
Quote II My life happens to be a bit of a shit show right now. Mental health stuff,” Kathy Griffin
No shit lady.
Quote III “I wanted this to look and feel very real to her, even though there’s probably no real chance of me putting her in jail,” Judge Kenneth King
Had that been my sorry ass in jail my old man would have backed the judge and then some.
Quote IV “I mean, we certainly have a wonderful country, and we do wonderful things, but we also are in the middle of all this woke bullshit,” he declared. “All this other stuff that there is absolutely no point to, as far as I can see, other than to undermine people’s beliefs in the country. That’s very bad.” Don McLean
Breyana Elwell never liked rodents, but after it became clear the neighboring squirrels were suffering from the heat, she began to warm to them. Living in New Braunfels, Texas, she maintains a sort of “squirrel resort” where the arboreal rodents can stop by, cool down, grab a bite, and lounge until the heat of the day passes.
If you stay in your lane little guy we will be ok.
Video: ‘Rat-sized’ spiders that eat fish returning to the UK from brink of extinction
Only Top Marksmen Can Find The Sniper Hiding In This Picture
I know deep in my heart there are some of you who just love this time of years. The Great Pumpkin and Pumpkin Spice Everything will be here soon.
SEASON'S GREETINGS Starbucks officially confirms date for pumpkin drinks after fans broke internet with fall menu leak weeks before
Plus, how Dunkin' fans can score a taste of fall before the chain's menu drop
5 Guns to Have When AI Becomes Sentient AI is all the rage today. It’s one of the top buzzwords in the Boardroom and on Linkedin. It seems like a lot of the work that has gone into AI over the years is starting to bubble to the top. I have personally seen everything from customer service, fast food ordering and even image generation being handled by AI. I don’t think we’re going to see a slow down in AI deployment anytime soon, in fact this is probably just the beginning. I even saw someone propose to implement AI into a vending machine yesterday. One thing my caveman brain wonders is, what happens when one too many Karens give the Chat Bot a hard time about their triple third pounder with cheese, and AI starts to despise us?
(Very good cover. But not better than the original.)
(And yes MTH's version is better than Lou Reeds. So there.)
Too much unfettered imagination can lead to certain endings. Genius Award Winner.
Deadbeat dad faked his own death by hacking government databases Hoped to dodge child support payments, now faces 81 months inside – and a bigger bill than ever A US man has been sentenced to 81 months in jail for faking his own death by hacking government systems and officially marking himself as deceased. The US Department of Justice on Tuesday detailed the case of Jesse Kipf, 39, who was sent down for computer fraud and aggravated identity theft. In January 2023, Kipf used the credentials of a physician to access Hawaii's Death Registry System and create a "case" that recorded his own death. "Kipf then completed a State of Hawaii Death Certificate Worksheet, assigned himself as the medical certifier for the case and certified his death, using the digital signature of the doctor," the DoJ wrote. The paperwork was all correct, so many government databases listed Kipf as deceased.
The cargo must have been pretty darn good. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Bus Driver's Quick-Thinking Saves 14 Children As School Bus Erupts In Flames Today's good news story comes from Aurora, Colorado. In a remarkable display of courage and quick thinking, a bus driver in Aurora saved the lives of 14 children after their school bus caught fire on Tuesday afternoon.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 21, 2024 10:03 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 21, 2024 10:03 PM (hOUT3)
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Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 21, 2024 10:03 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: ALH at August 21, 2024 10:04 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at August 21, 2024 10:04 PM (w3u3d)
Posted by: Emmie at August 21, 2024 10:04 PM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 21, 2024 10:04 PM (kOluj)
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2024 10:05 PM (bS+DD)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 21, 2024 10:05 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 21, 2024 10:05 PM (1Nxff)
I assumed that this story was about Kamala Harris.
Posted by: JB Pritzker's Heart Muscle! at August 21, 2024 10:05 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at August 21, 2024 10:05 PM (w3u3d)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 21, 2024 10:05 PM (y31cs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 21, 2024 10:05 PM (+o2mc)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 21, 2024 10:06 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 21, 2024 10:06 PM (y31cs)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 21, 2024 10:06 PM (Go/w/)
Here's hoping the seats at the Chicago Commiecrat Convention are as comfy as a barbed wire wrapped pineapple....
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 21, 2024 10:06 PM (kOluj)
Posted by: runner at August 21, 2024 10:07 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Icky Weirdo at August 21, 2024 10:07 PM (Ad8y9)
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Well, at least there was a good excuse.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 21, 2024 10:07 PM (+o2mc)
Posted by: Dr. T at August 21, 2024 10:07 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 21, 2024 10:05 PM (+o2mc)
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Did you manage to type that with a straight face?
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2024 10:07 PM (bS+DD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 21, 2024 10:05 PM (+o2mc)
Yeah, really terrible.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 21, 2024 10:08 PM (y31cs)
Posted by: TRex at August 21, 2024 10:08 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: ALH at August 21, 2024 10:04 PM (xJEPL)
Nailed it
Nice ONT, MisHum, but still no ABBA
Posted by: ALH at August 21, 2024 10:08 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 21, 2024 10:05 PM (+o2mc)
No you aren't.
I know, because I'm not sorry either.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 21, 2024 10:09 PM (FnneF)
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They prefer to be called "Imams".
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 21, 2024 10:09 PM (L/fGl)
How are things in the Cheese State?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 21, 2024 10:05 PM (5p7BC)
You're welcome Dave.
It's been a pleasant summer day.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 21, 2024 10:09 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: ALH at August 21, 2024 10:10 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: tankdemon at August 21, 2024 10:10 PM (oDAGm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 21, 2024 10:05 PM (+o2mc)
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Did you manage to type that with a straight face?
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2024 10:07 PM (bS+DD)
She looks hard used and put away wet.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 21, 2024 10:10 PM (QXQ4l)
"She was swaying, she was falling over, she was leaning on walls, she couldn’t hold her head up, she was slurring her words,"
I assumed that this story was about Kamala Harris.
Posted by: JB Pritzker's Heart Muscle!
You weren't alone
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2024 10:11 PM (xG4kz)
Nice tune for the Mystery Click.
Good on that school bus driver for saving the kids from a bus on fire. Hope the bus was not an EV.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 21, 2024 10:11 PM (CiNoz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 21, 2024 10:05 PM
I assumed that meant the poor lady giving her a Brazilian walked out in disgust with the job only half finished?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 21, 2024 10:11 PM (HlyYF)
Sorry to hear Kathy Griffin is having a rough patch.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
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Maybe if she tried to be genuinely funny instead of an edgy asshole, we'd be more sympathetic.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 21, 2024 10:11 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 21, 2024 10:09 PM (QXQ4l)
Here too! 78 degrees for the high, sunny skies, and a north breeze, on August 21. I keep wanting to pinch myself.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 21, 2024 10:12 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: ALH at August 21, 2024 10:12 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Icky Weirdo at August 21, 2024 10:12 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 21, 2024 10:09 PM (QXQ4l)
And here I was discussing last night how yesterday and today felt like early autumn, Fall having fell. Though temporary, I'm sure, it's still been quite unseasonably cool, downright chilly even, and I am thankful for it.
Posted by: RickZ at August 21, 2024 10:12 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 21, 2024 10:12 PM (0eaVi)
Certainly less goofy than the idea of a squirrel resort in New Braunfels, Texas.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 21, 2024 10:12 PM (CiNoz)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 21, 2024 10:09 PM (QXQ4l)
We are enjoying some lower temps, and the days are getting shorter. It's almost Autumn here in the Peach state.
Posted by: ALH at August 21, 2024 10:13 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: TarzanTurk at August 21, 2024 10:13 PM (bb64M)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 21, 2024 10:13 PM (vJiyU)
Griffin thought that she had diplotard immunity. Her audiences disagreed.
"Rode hard and put up wet" does indeed describe her appearance these days.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2024 10:13 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 21, 2024 10:14 PM (5p7BC)
Restaurant claimed the booze was in a bottle labeled "apple juice." I wonder what label is on their bottle of rat poison?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 21, 2024 10:15 PM (6cZhR)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 21, 2024 10:10 PM (QXQ4l)
Referencing Kathy Griffin and 'wet' in the same sentence is a crime against humanity. Or at least it oughta be.
Posted by: RickZ at August 21, 2024 10:15 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2024 10:07 PM (bS+DD)
She looks hard used and put away wet.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 21, 2024 10:10 PM (QXQ4l)
By who??!!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 21, 2024 10:15 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 21, 2024 10:12 PM (0eaVi)
In fairness, it's going to be 95 again on Sunday.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 21, 2024 10:15 PM (lHPJf)
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If it wasn't for all the folks who thought they had tickets for Carrot Top, her shows would be practically empty.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 21, 2024 10:15 PM (+o2mc)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 21, 2024 10:12 PM (0eaVi)
So what are they charging for one now? $6? $7? $8?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2024 10:15 PM (W/lyH)
Certainly less goofy than the idea of a squirrel resort in New Braunfels, Texas.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 21, 2024 10:12 PM (CiNoz)
Breyana Elwell is an employee of the New Braunfels Smokehouse, and is testing an enhanced diet for the pampered bacon seeds at their farm.
...and that... is The Rest Of The Story.
Posted by: Paul Harvey at August 21, 2024 10:15 PM (FnneF)
Certainly less goofy than the idea of a squirrel resort in New Braunfels, Texas.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
I have begun my annual "keep those worthless vermin out of my walnut tree" pogrom.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 21, 2024 10:15 PM (vJiyU)
The heat here has been brutal. The AC in the kennel can scarcely keep up, which is a bit worrisome. So nice autumnal temperatures would be most welcome.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 21, 2024 10:15 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: polynikes at August 21, 2024 10:16 PM (B1dzx)
Some place where the evenings are cool is highly desirable.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 21, 2024 10:16 PM (5p7BC)
Restaurant claimed the booze was in a bottle labeled "apple juice." I wonder what label is on their bottle of rat poison?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 21, 2024 10:15 PM (6cZhR)
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"Croutons"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 21, 2024 10:16 PM (+o2mc)
Didn't Kathy Griffin have some type of sexual dalliance with that Alaskan loser who impregnated Sarah Palin's daughter?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2024 10:16 PM (xG4kz)
No arguments there, MisHum. MTH is one of my all-time favorite bands. Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 21, 2024 10:16 PM (mH6SG)
They’re doing better than me.
All the pictures were Getty or Shutterstock, so I never found the picture.
Posted by: Adriane the Chronological Critic . . . at August 21, 2024 10:17 PM (U/JWQ)
Face-sized, or dinner-plate-sized, provides more clarity.
Posted by: spindrift at August 21, 2024 10:17 PM (9GwoN)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 21, 2024 10:17 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Some Rat
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Ironic
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 21, 2024 10:17 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 21, 2024 10:17 PM (Go/w/)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Icky Weirdo at August 21, 2024 10:17 PM (Ad8y9)
Thought that was going to a Kamala Harris link. My bad.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 21, 2024 10:18 PM (MZ+PY)
Face-sized, or dinner-plate-sized, provides more clarity.
Posted by: spindrift at August 21, 2024 10:17 PM (9GwoN)
__________
But not softball-sized.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 21, 2024 10:18 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 21, 2024 10:18 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Dr. T at August 21, 2024 10:15 PM (lHPJf)
107 today. Stays warm until just before Halloween.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 21, 2024 10:18 PM (0eaVi)
You can warm them on a spit.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 21, 2024 10:18 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: polynikes at August 21, 2024 10:16 PM (B1dzx)
Heh.
Every illegal crossing the border has one.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2024 10:19 PM (W/lyH)
I'm not sure what Kathy Griffin is famous for anymore. She was a comedian, right? When? Was she ever funny? Did she have a routine?
At this point I feel she's famous for being famous.
Posted by: Robert at August 21, 2024 10:19 PM (06V49)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 21, 2024 10:20 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Somewhat Deceased Patriot at August 21, 2024 10:20 PM (CV8a5)
Face-sized, or dinner-plate-sized, provides more clarity.
Posted by: spindrift at August 21, 2024 10:17 PM (9GwoN)
'As big as two boxes you might carry.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 21, 2024 10:20 PM (y31cs)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2024 10:15 PM (W/lyH)
Donuts aren't that expensive yet.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 21, 2024 10:20 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 21, 2024 10:21 PM (5p7BC)
He gave her a hug as EMTs brought her out
https://tinyurl.com/9723hpep
Posted by: Ciampino - the Conspiracy continues #17 at August 21, 2024 10:21 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: polynikes at August 21, 2024 10:22 PM (B1dzx)
Bush men in Africa have cell phones.
Posted by: ALH at August 21, 2024 10:22 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2024 10:22 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: runninrebel at August 21, 2024 10:22 PM (mQoUp)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 21, 2024 10:22 PM (ynpvh)
But I don't mind it being so strongly associated with fall. I'll just have some apple cider instead.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 21, 2024 10:22 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 21, 2024 10:21 PM (5p7BC)
California spends taxpayer money like drunken sailors on leave.
Posted by: ALH at August 21, 2024 10:23 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: JB Pritzker's Heart Muscle! at August 21, 2024 10:05 PM (uxCna)
Likewise.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2024 10:23 PM (g0oAz)
Face-sized, or dinner-plate-sized, provides more clarity.
Posted by: spindrift at August 21, 2024 10:17 PM (9GwoN)
'As big as two boxes you might carry.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 21, 2024 10:20 PM (y31cs)
How many giraffes?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 21, 2024 10:23 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 21, 2024 10:21 PM (5p7BC)
They will be able to pay from the jobs they will have that were taken from America citizens.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2024 10:23 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Icky Weirdo at August 21, 2024 10:17 PM (Ad8y9)
Pug's killed Jon Townsend!!!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 21, 2024 10:24 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: JB Pritzker's Heart Muscle! at August 21, 2024 10:05 PM (uxCna)
Same here
Posted by: ALH at August 21, 2024 10:24 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: ALH at August 21, 2024 10:22 PM (xJEPL)
Click click clack all my friends call me The Leg Man clack clackity click.
Posted by: An African Bush Man at August 21, 2024 10:24 PM (06V49)
Posted by: polynikes at August 21, 2024 10:16 PM (B1dzx)
Next time ask her if she takes Venmo
Posted by: Kindltot at August 21, 2024 10:24 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Pumpkin Head at August 21, 2024 10:24 PM (CV8a5)
She leveraged that into be famous for not being famous.
She has been doing things for attention ever since. When the ice bucket challenge was a thing, she did hers nude.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 21, 2024 10:24 PM (5p7BC)
He gave her a hug as EMTs brought her out
https://tinyurl.com/9723hpep
Posted by: Ciampino - the Conspiracy continues #17 at August 21, 2024 10:21 PM (qfLjt)
SS guys seem a lot taller and more fit that july 13th.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 21, 2024 10:25 PM (ynpvh)
https://tinyurl.com/bdwde9nu
As the USD goes .......
Posted by: Ciampino - the Conspiracy deepens #77 at August 21, 2024 10:25 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: ALH at August 21, 2024 10:22 PM (xJEPL
Sure they do. I'm sure they just plug them in the outlet in their huts to recharge.
Posted by: polynikes at August 21, 2024 10:25 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 21, 2024 10:25 PM (qKpsC)
Bush men in Africa have cell phones.
Posted by: ALH at August 21, 2024 10:22 PM (xJEPL)
They support Jeb! in Africa?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 21, 2024 10:25 PM (ynpvh)
At this point I feel she's famous for being famous.
Posted by: Robert
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She appeared in an episode of Seinfeld (as an unfunny comedian whose shtick was a one woman show bashing Jerry) and I've seen her a couple of times on Whose Line (she was not funny there either). That's all I've ever seen her do.
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 21, 2024 10:25 PM (iZbyp)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Missing the good times from when the banks were floating loans to folks who couldn't pay them back?
Posted by: Some Rat at August 21, 2024 10:25 PM (vJiyU)
You can always rely on 90 Miles From Tyranny for a twofer this time of night. Tonight, a threefer.
https://tinyurl.com/2da666h5
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 21, 2024 10:26 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 21, 2024 10:21 PM (5p7BC)
I recommend The Big Short be played non- stop throughout California
Posted by: LASue at August 21, 2024 10:26 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: not don mclean at August 21, 2024 10:26 PM (6l4sY)
When the ice bucket challenge was a thing, she did hers nude.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 21, 2024 10:24 PM (5p7BC)
__________
*fearfully holds out crucifix at arm's length*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 21, 2024 10:26 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Ciampino - the Conspiracy deepens #78 at August 21, 2024 10:27 PM (qfLjt)
California spends taxpayer money like drunken sailors on leave.
Posted by: ALH
When I was a drunken sailor I spent my own money.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2024 10:27 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 21, 2024 10:27 PM (qKpsC)
Posted by: Adriane the Chronological Critic . . . at August 21, 2024 10:17 PM (U/JWQ)
I think they wanted us to click through to a fresh page with fresh ads.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2024 10:27 PM (g0oAz)
'Sorry to hear Kathy Griffin is having a rough patch.'
I'm sorry to hear anything about Kathy Griffin's patch.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 21, 2024 10:27 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 21, 2024 10:27 PM (i24o9)
https://tinyurl.com/pvscfwfv
Posted by: Ciampino - the Conspiracy deepens #78 at August 21, 2024 10:27 PM (qfLjt)
There are more ways to crumple than fold.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 21, 2024 10:28 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Stop the Spice! at August 21, 2024 10:28 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Reforger at August 21, 2024 10:28 PM (xcIvR)
Face-sized, or dinner-plate-sized, provides more clarity.
Posted by: spindrift at August 21, 2024 10:17 PM (9GwoN)
'As big as two boxes you might carry.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 21, 2024 10:20 PM (y31cs)
How many giraffes?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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About the same as a "large boulder the size of a small boulder."
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 21, 2024 10:28 PM (iZbyp)
"What would Republicans not do? Let's do that!"
Posted by: Oddbob at August 21, 2024 10:28 PM (/y8xj)
https://tinyurl.com/yscakana
We have a bunch here that identify as women but shave every day. You want them?
Posted by: Ciampino - the Conspiracy deepens #79 at August 21, 2024 10:29 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 21, 2024 10:29 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: ALH at August 21, 2024 10:29 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 21, 2024 10:29 PM (pIfcn)
Posted by: Dr. T
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I don't think our low got below 80. It was 107 today before factoring the heat index...🥵
Posted by: lin-duh at August 21, 2024 10:29 PM (PZo5T)
Name the last time the Dems paid any (any) political price for disastrous policies, proposed or actually implemented. (narrator: on the national level, 2010, but that historic revolt was instantly and completely absorbed and negated by the GOP)
Recall one of the issues resulting the recall of Gray Davis was giving illegals drivers' licenses. Policies 10,000 times worse - and really reaching the bizarre fringe category, like the trans stuff - now elicit zero response from the CA electorate (and the electorates in many places).
Posted by: rhomboid at August 21, 2024 10:30 PM (GcNJ2)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 21, 2024 10:30 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Oddbob at August 21, 2024 10:28 PM (/y8xj)
Honestly, that explains a lot.
Posted by: ALH at August 21, 2024 10:30 PM (xJEPL)
He's the viewer of the picture reflecting in the glossy surface.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 21, 2024 10:30 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 21, 2024 10:18 PM (ynpvh)
Gopher, Everett?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 21, 2024 10:30 PM (6cZhR)
Posted by: ALH at August 21, 2024 10:29 PM (xJEPL)
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I took a gondola ride in Venice once. The gondolier spent the entire ride on his phone. It was very romantic.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 21, 2024 10:31 PM (+o2mc)
@HollyBriden
It’s nice to see Bill Clinton up there speaking and not some impeached, womanizing rapist. #DNC2024
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 21, 2024 10:31 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 21, 2024 10:27 PM (qKpsC)
If I wanted a comedian with mental health issues, I would follow Maria Bamford. She at least is incredibly funny.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 21, 2024 10:31 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 21, 2024 10:31 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Oddbob
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Reminds me of me looking at the Biden admin at the start of the term and scratching my head. They literally didn't have to do a damn thing, and they could have stayed in power forever.
But instead, they had to reverse everything Trump did, just because Trump did it.
Morons.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 21, 2024 10:32 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 21, 2024 10:32 PM (Kdi1r)
Posted by: Ciampino - the Conspiracy deepens #80 at August 21, 2024 10:32 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 21, 2024 10:31 PM (IG4Id)
Rubbing alcohol applied with a cotton ball.
Posted by: ALH at August 21, 2024 10:32 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at August 21, 2024 10:33 PM (dQfJF)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
I saw Carried Away By Owls open for Albatrosses Over Munich at The Grey Eagle Music Hall in 2020.
https://youtu.be/RVRlQEG_AP8
Posted by: mikeski at August 21, 2024 10:33 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: ALH at August 21, 2024 10:33 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 21, 2024 10:31 PM (IG4Id)
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Citizen, do you have a license for that feather?
Posted by: Your Pals at the U.S. Dept. of Agriculture at August 21, 2024 10:33 PM (+o2mc)
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 21, 2024 10:25 PM (iZbyp)
I remember Griffin's Ovation series, 'My Life On The D List'. Yeah, she made a name for herself by being a nobody, or 'in the orbit' of A listers.
Posted by: RickZ at August 21, 2024 10:33 PM (gKDq2)
Screwed that tranny in the fanny
But his fanny was dry'
Hahahahaha!!
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 21, 2024 10:34 PM (3wi/L)
Fuck that judge.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at August 21, 2024 10:34 PM (mUIy5)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 21, 2024 10:31 PM
Microwave?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 21, 2024 10:34 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 21, 2024 10:34 PM (VNX3d)
I bet I can come up with 50 other intel professionals who would say that all those trips to China have all the earmarks.of a chicom grooming operation.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2024 10:34 PM (W/lyH)
https://youtu.be/ZGv8oAHxekU?si=eLcJ3SuqatqM9T1f
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 21, 2024 10:35 PM (Kdi1r)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 21, 2024 10:31 PM (IG4Id)
It is summer, leave it on the dash of your car.
Or Rid lice spray. Or boil it in hot water for an hour. Microwaving it for 15 minutes will work, too, but it comes out curly.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 21, 2024 10:35 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 21, 2024 10:31 PM
Microwave?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 21, 2024 10:34 PM (HlyYF)
Burning it will disinfect it...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 21, 2024 10:35 PM (ynpvh)
Some place where the evenings are cool is highly desirable.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Partly cloudy and 64 here on the beach. Slight breeze. It will be in the mid 50s tonight.
Windows all open. It's lovely.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 21, 2024 10:36 PM (rGIwQ)
Posted by: Stop the Spice! at August 21, 2024 10:28 PM (CV8a5)
In Mother Russia, we have banned Pumpkin Spice. Lack of Pumpkin Spice makes you strong, like bull. Unlike those crazy Ukrainians, who dote on the stuff.
Posted by: Vlad Putin at August 21, 2024 10:37 PM (6cZhR)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 21, 2024 10:31 PM
While you were out there did you see Fluffy? I can't find Fluffy.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2024 10:37 PM (W/lyH)
I bet I can come up with 50 other intel professionals who would say that all those trips to China have all the earmarks.of a chicom grooming operation.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2024 10:34 PM (W/lyH)
Word on the street is you can get 51 intelligence pros to say just about anything.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at August 21, 2024 10:37 PM (pIfcn)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 21, 2024 10:37 PM (GcNJ2)
Windows all open. It's lovely.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 21, 2024 10:36 PM (rGIwQ)
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Except for all the hot-rodders and hoonigans.
Posted by: Your Pals at the U.S. Dept. of Agriculture at August 21, 2024 10:38 PM (+o2mc)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 21, 2024 10:38 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 21, 2024 10:17 PM (RIvkX)
hey S. F. thanks for the language lesson tonight.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 21, 2024 10:38 PM (QXQ4l)
https://tinyurl.com/y8v46656
Sounds Middle Eastern?
Posted by: Ciampino - the Conspiracy deepens #81 at August 21, 2024 10:38 PM (qfLjt)
Some place where the evenings are cool is highly desirable.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 21, 2024 10:16 PM (5p7BC)
It's why we live in Alaska. Summers in Alaska can not be beat. At least, that's true in southcentral. I can't say I'd live in Fairbanks in the summer. Dusty, smoky from forest fires, hot as fuck.
But you really can't beat a lovely summer day in southcentral.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 21, 2024 10:39 PM (sRfrW)
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Plasma rifle in the 30MW range really seems to be the best bet.
Posted by: Methos at August 21, 2024 10:40 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 21, 2024 10:10 PM (QXQ4l)
By who??!!
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Other mentally ill junkies?
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 21, 2024 10:40 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 21, 2024 10:40 PM (fY84s)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 21, 2024 10:38 PM (0Htd1)
I'm sure Griffin has paid for her plastic surgeon's Porsche by now with all the work she's had done, to no avail.
Posted by: RickZ at August 21, 2024 10:41 PM (gKDq2)
Will Chamberlain
@willchamberlain
Dana Bash argues that Democrats are trying to speak to men "who might not be the testosterone-laden, gun-toting type of guy who wants to listen to Hulk Hogan" and "understand that in 2024 it's ok to be a man comfortable in his own skin who supports a woman."
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 21, 2024 10:41 PM (TGPs7)
Some place where the evenings are cool is highly desirable.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Partly cloudy and 64 here on the beach. Slight breeze. It will be in the mid 50s tonight.
Windows all open. It's lovely.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 21, 2024 10:36 PM (rGIwQ)
Some folks from Florida just bought two river lots a short walk away.
It's been mid 70s for a high and mid 40s for a low.
Daylight is leaving fast. And some of the wimpy maples are starting to change colors.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 21, 2024 10:41 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 21, 2024 10:41 PM (qKpsC)
Posted by: RickZ at August 21, 2024 10:41 PM (gKDq2)
She should have spent that money on tattoos. She would look better.
Posted by: ALH at August 21, 2024 10:42 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 21, 2024 10:42 PM (ek9tn)
Posted by: RickZ at August 21, 2024 10:41 PM
Griffin definitely fell from the top of the Ugly Tree and hit every branch on the way down!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 21, 2024 10:43 PM (HlyYF)
https://tinyurl.com/pwc37bdy
Posted by: Ciampino - the Conspiracy deepens #82 at August 21, 2024 10:43 PM (qfLjt)
I'm here to help.
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=boob+link
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 21, 2024 10:43 PM (klJTj)
Posted by: RickZ at August 21, 2024 10:41 PM
Griffin definitely fell from the top of the Ugly Tree and hit every branch on the way down!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 21, 2024 10:43 PM (HlyYF)
***SNORT***
Then she picked herself up and climbed that tree again.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 21, 2024 10:44 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: ALH at August 21, 2024 10:44 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: polynikes at August 21, 2024 10:44 PM (B1dzx)
Where were you at about 4:30 Central?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 21, 2024 10:44 PM (QXQ4l)
https://mol.im/a/13766261
Posted by: Ciampino - the Conspiracy deepens #83 at August 21, 2024 10:45 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: polynikes at August 21, 2024 10:16 PM (B1dzx)
Heh.
Every illegal crossing the border has one.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2024 10:19 PM
How hard would it be to track every phone that didn't cross through a legal port of entry? Or do we just only use that tech to make sure nobody's praying in front of an Abortion Center?
Posted by: Flyguy at August 21, 2024 10:45 PM (HA1lM)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 21, 2024 10:45 PM (qKpsC)
The last time some woman hit me up for cash in a parking lot, she was smoking. Cigs in Michigan are 8 or 9 bucks a pack. I just laughed at her.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 21, 2024 10:45 PM (0Htd1)
nice evening!
Posted by: Butter Knife at August 21, 2024 10:45 PM (n3DL0)
https://tinyurl.com/pwc37bdy
Posted by: Ciampino - the Conspiracy deepens #82 at August 21, 2024 10:43 PM (qfLjt)
My shocked face has run away to some country that does not have an extradition agreement with the US.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 21, 2024 10:45 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: Flyguy
The answer is in the question, grasshopper.
Posted by: mikeski at August 21, 2024 10:46 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 21, 2024 10:46 PM (vJiyU)
Praising Chinese governance two years after Tiananmen by saying that high-status people in China got the same housing and rations as low-status people either indicates that you are an idiot, or are willfully lying.
It doesn't require much exposure to a Communist society to figure out that there are vast class differences in that society.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 21, 2024 10:47 PM (uxCna)
@willchamberlain
Dana Bash argues that Democrats are trying to speak to men "who might not be the testosterone-laden, gun-toting type of guy who wants to listen to Hulk Hogan" and "understand that in 2024 it's ok to be a man comfortable in his own skin who
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 21, 2024 10:41 PM (TGPs7)
Fixed it for ya.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2024 10:47 PM (W/lyH)
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PRO TIP: If you have the obsessive need to taunt a wild animal, start with something slow.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 21, 2024 10:47 PM (+o2mc)
Insane woman jumps enclosure fence and taunts a TIGER before the beast brutally turns on her
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PRO TIP: If you have the obsessive need to taunt a wild animal, start with something slow.
__________
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 21, 2024 10:48 PM (1Nxff)
Insane woman jumps enclosure fence and taunts a SLOTH before the beast brutally turns on her
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 21, 2024 10:48 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Flyguy
Or within one mile of the capitol on Jan. 6th.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 21, 2024 10:49 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 21, 2024 10:10 PM (QXQ4l)
By who??!!
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Other mentally ill junkies?
Posted by: nerdygirl
Desperate gorillas? Big Penguin?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 21, 2024 10:49 PM (VNX3d)
We need to nuke Russia because it is too supportive of heterosexuals!
Posted by: Queering Nuclear Weapons! at August 21, 2024 10:49 PM (uxCna)
Stupid is as stupid does
Posted by: ALH at August 21, 2024 10:50 PM (xJEPL)
We need to nuke Russia because it is too supportive of heterosexuals!
Posted by: Queering Nuclear Weapons! at August 21, 2024 10:49 PM (uxCna)
Your shit is retarded and you talk like a f@g.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 21, 2024 10:50 PM (QXQ4l)
It would get to anyone.
Posted by: Tom Perry at August 21, 2024 10:51 PM (MX0bI)
I do wonder when I'll start carrying my cell phone turned off and in a Faraday bag to defeat location tracking.
Posted by: Queering Nuclear Weapons! at August 21, 2024 10:51 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Dave in Fla a
They're too stupid to realize that they will only add to CA's housing problems. It's like the dems wanting to give everyone $25,000 for a house.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 21, 2024 10:51 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la Cospirazione e profonda #83 at August 21, 2024 10:51 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 21, 2024 10:51 PM (qKpsC)
Democrats
"How can we possibly deport 10 million migrants?"
and
"No problem confiscating 400 million guns."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 21, 2024 10:51 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 21, 2024 10:41 PM (qKpsC)
I'm sure both have already experienced that.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 21, 2024 10:51 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la Cospirazione e profonda #83 at August 21, 2024 10:51 PM (qfLjt)
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Maybe the Dems just want to keep out the POCs. Ever consider that?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 21, 2024 10:52 PM (+o2mc)
Israel ambassador to the UN @giladerdan1: “In its exhibition for International Remembrance Day for Victims of Terrorism, @UN did not include even a single Israeli terror victim!”
Shame on you @antonioguterres. Resign!
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la Cospirazione e profonda #84 at August 21, 2024 10:52 PM (qfLjt)
Some place where the evenings are cool is highly desirable.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Partly cloudy and 64 here on the beach. Slight breeze. It will be in the mid 50s tonight.
Windows all open. It's lovely.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 21, 2024 10:36 PM (rGIwQ)
Some folks from Florida just bought two river lots a short walk away.
It's been mid 70s for a high and mid 40s for a low.
Daylight is leaving fast. And some of the wimpy maples are starting to change colors.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 21, 2024 10:41 PM (QXQ4l)
This evening I walked three miles at an 18.5 minute pace, beginning an hour before sundown, with a 105 degree F heat index. I'm 68. Texas summers will toughen you up or kill you.
Posted by: Gref at August 21, 2024 10:53 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Rex B at August 21, 2024 10:53 PM (592Pr)
Democrats
"How can we possibly deport 10 million migrants?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 21, 2024 10:51 PM (1Nxff)
Well, you start with one, and then do another one, and then.... eventually they are all gone. Buh-by.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 21, 2024 10:53 PM (sRfrW)
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Na, you can tell they haven't worked with machinery, they don't understand what will happen when machines become sentient.
One needs no less than a Davy Crockett to deal with those things.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 21, 2024 10:53 PM (64TDs)
Dork songs. Came from a commercial. Girl sitting on a parking bumper in a lot. Looking at her guy in the car, listening to American Pie. Doesn't get out till the song is over. She gives him a look like "Really?"
Him "What? I love that song."
Her "You're such a dork."
From that day forward, songs you didn't want to shut the car off till they were done,,, dork songs.
Posted by: TeeJ at August 21, 2024 10:53 PM (aCV/b)
Posted by: The Cookie Man at August 21, 2024 10:53 PM (4wGJ3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 21, 2024 10:52 PM (+o2mc)
Well, if those darkies don't stay on the plantation....
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 21, 2024 10:54 PM (sRfrW)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 21, 2024 10:41 PM (TGPs7)
My masculine Mr supports me, he's comfortable in his own skin, and he's not a soi boi communist retard.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 21, 2024 10:54 PM (Rbu5d)
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In related news, 5 people in the UK have been arrested for tweeting that they don't want to be around rat-sized fish-eating spiders.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at August 21, 2024 10:55 PM (bWFH4)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 21, 2024 10:55 PM (qKpsC)
Praising Chinese governance two years after Tiananmen by saying that high-status people in China got the same housing and rations as low-status people either indicates that you are an idiot, or are willfully lying.
It doesn't require much exposure to a Communist society to figure out that there are vast class differences in that society.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 21, 2024 10:47 PM (uxCna)
Buddy of mine, an army officer, was there in a neighboring city when it went down. Horrible. And a huge difference between CCP housing and not CCP housing.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2024 10:55 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: ALH at August 21, 2024 10:55 PM (xJEPL)
But instead, they had to reverse everything Trump did, just because Trump did it.
Morons.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
In that they are not unlike the residents of Gaza who proceeded to destroy everything that had been built by the Israelis after Israel handed control of the Gaza Strip to them in 2005.
Real geniuses, they were.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2024 10:55 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 21, 2024 10:55 PM (hpzqB)
Posted by: The Cookie Man at August 21, 2024 10:53 PM (4wGJ3)
God bless you and keep you in the palm of His hand. My mom passed this past May at 94, and it was also a blessing. Crossing the threshold is hard for every family who watches them go, but it is a wonderful thing in the long run.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 21, 2024 10:56 PM (sRfrW)
Well she passed away this evening at the age of 94. My wife and daughter were with me at the moment of death. She no longer suffers and has gone to be with my dad and the Lord.
_________
No doubt she's received a rapturous welcome Up There. Condolences to you and the family.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 21, 2024 10:56 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 21, 2024 10:56 PM (J8OCH)
https://tinyurl.com/4dhybpw8
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la Cospirazione e profonda #85 at August 21, 2024 10:57 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 21, 2024 10:57 PM (hpzqB)
I bet I can come up with 50 other intel professionals who would say that all those trips to China have all the earmarks.of a chicom grooming operation.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2024 10:34 PM (W/lyH)
===
He spreads disinformation about the CCP and China, such as "the government provides the poor with rice."
The CCP maintains no social welfare programs and health care is provided paid-in-advance only.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 21, 2024 10:58 PM (RIvkX)
U.S. Immigration arrested a Peruvian gang leader wanted for 23 murders in Peru.
_________
He had been Assistant Deputy Chief of Staff in the Department of Commerce.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 21, 2024 10:58 PM (1Nxff)
Stupid is as stupid does
Posted by: ALH at August 21, 2024 10:50 PM (xJEPL)
++++
She got her photo. What I read showed a little wooden fence in front of the real fence. The wood fence is just to keep people away from the real fence. She climbed over the wood fence and then put her hand through an opening in the real fence. When the tiger went for it, she pulled her hand out and at the same time turned like she was posing. Then she and her likely confederate left.
So far, she got away with it.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 21, 2024 10:58 PM (klJTj)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 21, 2024 10:59 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: The Cookie Man at August 21, 2024 10:53 PM (4wGJ3)
Please accept my condolences, Cookie Man.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2024 10:59 PM (g0oAz)
May her memory be eternal.
I'm glad you were there with her.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 21, 2024 10:59 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 21, 2024 10:54 PM (Rbu5d)
Heh. A real woman chooses a real man. Not because she is a self-hating slave, but because she knows her value as a woman and the proper relationship with a man.
Neither does a real woman abort her children, need validation by a workplace that couldn't care less about her "leadership skills," or waste her political capital voting for horseshit about "equity."
Why in hell would I want to be equal to a man?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 21, 2024 10:59 PM (sRfrW)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 21, 2024 11:00 PM (qKpsC)
Hey dems. They aren't weapons of war until you try to take them.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2024 11:00 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at August 21, 2024 10:55 PM (bWFH4)
But they don't eat chips.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 21, 2024 11:00 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 21, 2024 11:00 PM (S3GjU)
My condolences.
I hope she felt your presence in her last moments; that people cared and loved her.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 21, 2024 11:01 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: scampydog at August 21, 2024 11:01 PM (41CYW)
@willchamberlain
Dana Bash argues that Democrats are trying to speak to men "who might not be the testosterone-laden, gun-toting type of guy who wants to listen to Hulk Hogan" and "understand that in 2024 it's ok to be a man comfortable in his own skin who supports a woman."
Thanks to welfare programs funded by my taxes I'm supporting several women.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 21, 2024 11:02 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 21, 2024 10:59 PM (sRfrW)
exactly
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 21, 2024 11:02 PM (Rbu5d)
Real geniuses, they were.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2024 10:55 PM
"Well-engineered JEW greenhouses to grow food? We can't have that - raze them to the ground."
Once the Gazans did that, I was just fine sending not one penny more of food aid.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 21, 2024 11:02 PM (HlyYF)
https://mol.im/a/13765925
Should have been long retired.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la Cospirazione e profonda #86 at August 21, 2024 11:03 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: The Cookie Man at August 21, 2024 10:53 PM (4wGJ3)
So sorry for your loss.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 21, 2024 11:04 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 21, 2024 11:04 PM (y31cs)
@NickFondacaro
Van Jones suggests Republicans have a "cheaper patriotism" while Democrats have a "deeper" and "muscular" one. He claims Democrats are for "the freedom to live a full life."
Meanwhile, Planned Parenthood is killing babies in the parking lot outside the convention center.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 21, 2024 11:04 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Apparently not.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 21, 2024 11:04 PM (KAi1n)
School shooting leaves three dead as machine gun-wielding janitor goes on rampage
https://mol.im/a/13764729
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la Cospirazione e profonda #87 at August 21, 2024 11:04 PM (qfLjt)
That is the only kind of man she knows, poor dear.
Posted by: ALH at August 21, 2024 11:06 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2024 11:00 PM
You just posted a logic problem that most college-educated Democrats can't solve.
Of course, they have a primal urge deep down to confiscate all of our guns because in their very DNA they DO understand your logic problem.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 21, 2024 11:06 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
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And got hit withe the ugly stick every morning.
Posted by: scampydog at August 21, 2024 11:07 PM (41CYW)
Royal Mail is forced to close postbox because snails keep EATING people's mail
https://mol.im/a/13761065
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la Cospirazione e profonda #88 at August 21, 2024 11:07 PM (qfLjt)
Democrats
"How can we possibly deport 10 million migrants?"
and
"No problem confiscating 400 million guns."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 21, 2024 10:51 PM (1Nxff)
1. It would take guts.
2. It would take guts.
Dems don't have guts.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 21, 2024 11:07 PM (QXQ4l)
To be with Him in paradise.
Posted by: TeeJ at August 21, 2024 11:08 PM (aCV/b)
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Wait. You said "men," right?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 21, 2024 11:09 PM (+o2mc)
No fun waking up with so many random bites.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 21, 2024 11:00 PM (S3GjU)
They have this really neat aluminum or fiberglass material called screen. You can actually install it over your windows.
Thought you mudducks knew about that stuff.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 21, 2024 11:09 PM (QXQ4l)
Royal Mail is forced to close postbox because snails keep EATING people's mail
https://mol.im/a/13761065
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la Cospirazione e profonda #88 at August 21, 2024 11:07 PM (qfLjt)
Two words: French chefs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2024 11:10 PM (g0oAz)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 21, 2024 11:11 PM (w6EFb)
The "400 million" number has been around for a long time. Assuming it was true, there have been a lot of "1 million plus" months of legal gun sales since then. The number might be closer to 600 million now.
This will, no doubt, pose a hazard to waterway navigation when all those canoe accidents happen simultaneously.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 21, 2024 11:11 PM (6cZhR)
The carrying away by owls scenario is not without its merits. Werner wonders if the progenitor of the meme heard of the occasion where David Lynch and I conned a gullible Nicholas Cage into believing that such a doom lay in wait for him. David would ring Cage in the early hours before the dawn and inform him that the owls are not what they seem. While Cage listened in a state of anxious dread, I would take the phone and say Nick, I am the anaconda. Fear me and my powerful coils. Choose your own adventure, Nicky lad - the dreadful fate of the largest predator of the Amazon Basin, or the horde of owls that shall make away with you for purposes of their own that are too frightening to ponder. Then we would ring off and laugh with great merriment. Ach.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 21, 2024 11:11 PM (tmPIh)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 21, 2024 11:12 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 21, 2024 11:12 PM (0Htd1)
So, not a tranny then.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 21, 2024 11:11 PM (w6EFb)
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Ed Gein is right out then.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 21, 2024 11:12 PM (+o2mc)
Howdy anyway, y'all/
Posted by: mindful webworker - lack a daisy call at August 21, 2024 11:12 PM (QcUpu)
Royal Mail is forced to close postbox because snails keep EATING people's mail
https://mol.im/a/13761065
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la Cospirazione e profonda #88 at August 21, 2024 11:07 PM (qfLjt)
Two words: French chefs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2024 11:10 PM
Of course they eat it. It is literally called "snail mail"!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 21, 2024 11:12 PM (HlyYF)
Should have been long retired.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la Cospirazione e profonda #86 at August 21, 2024 11:03 PM (qfLjt)
C'mon. He was only in Congress for 27 years. That's nothing on the 'seat grifting' scale. Pelosi's been there 37 years.
Posted by: RickZ at August 21, 2024 11:12 PM (gKDq2)
===
*blinks*
*mashes fists into eyes*
*squints, tries to refocus*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 21, 2024 11:13 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: until the prostate makes that difficult at August 21, 2024 11:13 PM (gKWVE)
So, not a tranny then.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 21, 2024 11:11 PM (w6EFb)
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Ed Gein is right out then.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 21, 2024 11:12 PM (+o2mc)
Ahh the old Plainfield, WI farmer who was an excitable boy.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 21, 2024 11:13 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 21, 2024 11:13 PM (qd2Au)
https://mol.im/a/13764517
Tire iron and a backhoe.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la Cospirazione e profonda #89 at August 21, 2024 11:13 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: scampydog at August 21, 2024 11:13 PM (41CYW)
The "400 million" number has been around for a long time. Assuming it was true, there have been a lot of "1 million plus" months of legal gun sales since then. The number might be closer to 600 million now.
This will, no doubt, pose a hazard to waterway navigation when all those canoe accidents happen simultaneously.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 21, 2024 11:11 PM
If you made the correction for submerged guns, then the current rate of sea level rise would be negligible.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 21, 2024 11:14 PM (HlyYF)
https://mol.im/a/13765169
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la Cospirazione e profonda #90 at August 21, 2024 11:14 PM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13764517
Tire iron and a backhoe.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la Cospirazione e profonda #89 at August 21, 2024 11:13 PM (qfLjt)
We were out picking blackberries yesterday. The Fab asked what would happen if someone trespassed and was injured.
At least WI has recreational liability immunity law in place. If someone were to trespass and get injured they are SOL.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 21, 2024 11:15 PM (QXQ4l)
Thai man is bitten on the testicles by a python while sitting on the toilet
https://mol.im/a/13764299
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la Cospirazione e profonda #91 at August 21, 2024 11:16 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
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Second look at that magnet fishing.
Posted by: scampydog at August 21, 2024 11:17 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Male Man at August 21, 2024 11:17 PM (6l4sY)
Thai man is bitten on the testicles by a python while sitting on the toilet
https://mol.im/a/13764299
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la Cospirazione e profonda #91 at August 21, 2024 11:16 PM (qfLjt)
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Must've been a Ball Python. Those things specialize.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 21, 2024 11:17 PM (+o2mc)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 21, 2024 11:18 PM (qd2Au)
May her memory be eternal.
I'm glad you were there with her.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 21, 2024 10:59 PM (Rbu5d)
I completely understand your position Cookie Man, I imagine many of us do. I went through the same thing 3 years ago with my father; regrets and sorrow that he is gone, thankfulness that his suffering has ended and he has gone to his home in heaven.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2024 11:18 PM (S6gqv)
MTH "version" of Sweet Jane better than Lou Reed's?
It sounds like a high school band trying to imitate Dylan. What a POS.
So there.
Posted by: buddhaha at August 21, 2024 11:19 PM (VoS8E)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 21, 2024 11:20 PM (VNX3d)
One, Two, Free
Posted by: The Communist Waltz at August 21, 2024 11:20 PM (pIfcn)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 21, 2024 11:14 PM (HlyYF)
I was going to estimate the volume occupied by the typical handgun, rifle and shotgun; estimate the numbers of each; do the required multiplication and addition; and then look up the nearest body of water of equivalent size.
But I got high.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 21, 2024 11:20 PM (6cZhR)
Posted by: Cave Johnson a
You can laugh. But on People's Court they ask people on the street for comments about the cases. One young woman said that people's dislike of pit bulls is racist.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 21, 2024 11:21 PM (0Htd1)
Small town erupts in fury as landfill owners reveal it'll be processing radioactive waste from the Manhattan Project that led to Japan A-bombs
https://mol.im/a/13761803
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la Cospirazione e profonda #92 at August 21, 2024 11:21 PM (qfLjt)
School shooting leaves three dead as machine gun-wielding janitor goes on rampage
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Seems more like Marimba postal. ;-)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2024 11:22 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 21, 2024 11:17 PM
I actually got my wife a Ball Python (for real, Morons).
So now I have to check the cage first before I go #2?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 21, 2024 11:23 PM (HlyYF)
https://mol.im/a/13763659
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la Cospirazione e profonda #93 at August 21, 2024 11:23 PM (qfLjt)
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There's a deep thinker. I wonder if she has a boyfriend.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 21, 2024 11:23 PM (+o2mc)
https://tinyurl.com/4dhybpw8
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la Cospirazione e profonda #85
That would be racist.
Posted by: CNN at August 21, 2024 11:23 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 21, 2024 11:24 PM (qd2Au)
https://mol.im/a/13763659
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la Cospirazione e profonda #93 at August 21, 2024 11:23 PM (qfLjt)
lol
Unitarian. I knew it.
Posted by: The Religion For People Who Find Contemporary Episcopalianism at August 21, 2024 11:25 PM (6l4sY)
Posted by: Snail and Slug Bait at August 21, 2024 11:25 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2024 11:25 PM (LkLld)
https://mol.im/a/13762583
Die Maple Leafs die (NHL ad)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la Cospirazione e profonda #94 at August 21, 2024 11:25 PM (qfLjt)
Except for the .50 BMG, I'm all set for our AI overlords.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 21, 2024 11:26 PM (elaR+)
How much younger? Asking for a friend
Posted by: Warren Jeffs at August 21, 2024 11:27 PM (gKWVE)
https://mol.im/a/13764517
Tire iron and a backhoe.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la Cospirazione e profonda #89 at August 21, 2024 11:13 PM (qfLjt)
Invoke Maritime salvage laws and sell him at auction for scrap.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 21, 2024 11:27 PM (pIfcn)
Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at August 21, 2024 11:31 PM (U/JWQ)
You're so funny
When can I watch your Comedy Central special?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 21, 2024 11:31 PM (QXQ4l)
https://mol.im/a/13765169
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la Cospirazione e profonda #90 at August 21, 2024 11:14 PM (qfLjt)
That's a nice yacht. Or was, I guess. "Bayesian" - kind of an ironic name as it turned out.
Posted by: spindrift at August 21, 2024 11:32 PM (9GwoN)
https://mol.im/a/13762583
Die Maple Leafs die (NHL ad)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la Cospirazione e profonda #94 at August 21, 2024 11:25 PM (qfLjt)
It doesn't even look like a logo at all. In fact, it's completely obscure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2024 11:32 PM (g0oAz)
Missed your post. Many big prayers to you and family.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 21, 2024 11:33 PM (qd2Au)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
A coworker told me that she drank a glass of water one night and there was a spider in it, which she spit out. I now check glasses and cups for spiders.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 21, 2024 11:35 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 21, 2024 11:37 PM (D7oie)
https://mol.im/a/13763659
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la Cospirazione e profonda #93 at August 21, 2024 11:23 PM (qfLjt)
Unitarian. It figures.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 21, 2024 11:38 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 21, 2024 11:35 PM
Hopefully not one of those giant, fish-eating spiders from the UK?
That would land on your face and you could recreate a scene from Alien.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 21, 2024 11:38 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 21, 2024 10:31 PM (IG4Id)
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Small box with lid. Ball of cottonwool soaked in alcohol (ethanol or isopropanol) in box with feather )not touching). leave an hour or two. Everything in there is now dead.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la Cospirazione e profonda #95 at August 21, 2024 11:39 PM (qfLjt)
May their families and friends be comforted.
Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at August 21, 2024 11:39 PM (U/JWQ)
The USS Abraham Lincoln (CVN 72), the flagship of Carrier Strike Group 3, is accompanied by Destroyer Squadron (DESRON) 21 and Carrier Air Wing (CVW) 9.
_U.S. Central Command@CENTCOM
Posted by: Braenyard at August 21, 2024 11:39 PM (64TDs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2024 11:32 PM (g0oAz)
It looks like someone trying to draw with the SET commands on a TRS-80. 256 x 192 resolution, baby!
Posted by: gKWVE at August 21, 2024 11:40 PM (gKWVE)
But this sort of rejection of the classics is par for the course for MisHum, who is rapidly becoming a hipster.
Posted by: CharlieGray'sDildo at August 21, 2024 11:40 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 21, 2024 11:37 PM
Eat it on toasted sourdough bread with the big yeast pockets.
That is certainly the best way to eat runny peach jam!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 21, 2024 11:40 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 21, 2024 11:37 PM (D7oie)
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Mrs. F. made peach chutney today.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 21, 2024 11:40 PM (RIvkX)
https://mol.im/a/13762583
Die Maple Leafs die (NHL ad)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la Cospirazione e profonda #94 at August 21, 2024 11:25 PM (qfLjt)
It doesn't even look like a logo at all. In fact, it's completely obscure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2024 11:32 PM (g0oAz)
***
Yeah. I don't see it at all.
But the little maple leaf is kinda cool.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2024 11:41 PM (W/lyH)
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There's a deep thinker. I wonder if she has a boyfriend.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
He's asked these gals, "how long should you date a guy before you loan him money?" One gal answered, "one week".
He's asked, "how long should you date someone before moving in with him?" One gal answered, "one month." The guy with the microphone rolls his eyes.
Many young women are dumber than a box of rocks.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 21, 2024 11:41 PM (0Htd1)
Both Chamberlain and Lynch with ties to British and American intelligence agencies...
_Politico EU
Posted by: Braenyard at August 21, 2024 11:42 PM (64TDs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2024 11:32 PM (g0oAz)
It looks like someone trying to draw with the SET commands on a TRS-80. 256 x 192 resolution, baby!
Posted by: gKWVE at August 21, 2024 11:40 PM
My kids did a better job than that ... on Minecraft ... when they were five!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 21, 2024 11:42 PM (HlyYF)
I love this pile of Horde.
I'll see ya all at the lounge...I'll be sitting at the table with the crooked leg...the one with the matchbook trying to balance stuff...
Oh, barkeep! One more please!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 21, 2024 11:43 PM (qd2Au)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 21, 2024 11:46 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Mike Hunt at August 21, 2024 11:46 PM (55boN)
Both Chamberlain and Lynch with ties to British and American intelligence agencies...
_Politico EU
Posted by: Braenyard at August 21, 2024 11:42 PM (64TDs)
The Mossad sent the tornado that sunk the yacht.
Posted by: That Guy Who Sees the Mossad Everywhere at August 21, 2024 11:47 PM (6cZhR)
It's a good idea to know what the enemy is up to.
Well Timmy is up and he creeps me out, have to give it up. Yikes, he calls others weird? Talk about projection.
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 21, 2024 11:47 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: scampydog at August 21, 2024 11:47 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 21, 2024 11:40 PM (RIvkX)
Maybe post the recipe on the food thread?
I was planning to make apple chutney tomorrow, I will need to go to the store for some spices.
Of course I also have pears my wife brought home, so I may can them instead.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 21, 2024 11:48 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 21, 2024 11:50 PM (qd2Au)
Posted by: PlumDuff North America's Newest Cryptid at August 21, 2024 11:53 PM (ST7xJ)
Posted by: That Guy Who Sees the Mossad Everywhere
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They do control the weather.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 21, 2024 11:53 PM (64TDs)
Or he could have just lived on a beach and worked jobs under the table.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 21, 2024 11:55 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: That Guy Who Sees the Mossad Everywhere
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They do control the weather.
Posted by: Braenyard
If true, then Gaza would have had serious damage already. Earthquakes, floods, drought, tornadoes, deluges of rain for forty days and forty nights, ... and lots of locusts.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 21, 2024 11:57 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 21, 2024 11:55 PM (cOq4q)
They will Jail you for not paying child support... even when you can't.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 22, 2024 12:00 AM (xaFKb)
It sounds like a high school band trying to imitate Dylan. What a POS.
So there.
Posted by: buddhaha
Whoever MTH is, you can't recover the time in life you spend criticizing forms of entertainment that you dislike. That time adds up. No one on their deathbed ever wished they'd spent more time putting down bad cover songs.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 22, 2024 12:01 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 22, 2024 12:00 AM (xaFKb)
Provided that they find you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2024 12:01 AM (g0oAz)
Posted by: CharlieGray'sDildo at August 21, 2024 11:40
TY, listened to them both. All I can say is they both make a f*ckload more sense than the DNC crap I was watching.
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 22, 2024 12:02 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
No natural harbors. Current too strong for a pier.
Weather control for at least 2,000 years.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 22, 2024 12:02 AM (cOq4q)
Love y'all! Good night wonderful ones!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 22, 2024 12:03 AM (qd2Au)
My dying words will be: "Tori Amos's Raining Blood is trash."
My loved ones will be baffled. But it has to be said one last time.
Posted by: Slay It, Don't Spray It at August 22, 2024 12:04 AM (6l4sY)
https://tinyurl.com/bde4faj6
Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2024 12:04 AM (64TDs)
https://mol.im/a/13763659
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la Cospirazione e profonda #93 at August 21, 2024 11:23 PM (qfLjt)
Unitarian. It figures.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Unitarians, just making crap up as they go along.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 22, 2024 12:04 AM (Kdi1r)
If they launched directly from the equator and precisely 90 degrees to earth axis along it, the orbit would appear “normal”?
Posted by: Common Tater at August 22, 2024 12:06 AM (IetnX)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 22, 2024 12:06 AM (0eaVi)
_FOX
Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2024 12:07 AM (64TDs)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 21, 2024 11:13
That's little close to home for some of us Midwestern folks. What a wierdo, bet he would have a good running mate for Kumala.
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 22, 2024 12:07 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 22, 2024 12:07 AM (Kdi1r)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la Cospirazione e profonda #93 at August 21, 2024 11:23 PM (qfLjt)
Unitarian. It figures.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Unitarians, just making crap up as they go along.
Posted by: Puddleglum
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Christianity is binary.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2024 12:10 AM (64TDs)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2024 12:11 AM (64TDs)
Posted by: Slay It, Don't Spray It at August 22, 2024 12:11 AM (6l4sY)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 22, 2024 12:11 AM (Kdi1r)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2024 12:12 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: RickZ at August 22, 2024 12:15 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: polynikes at August 22, 2024 12:15 AM (B1dzx)
Posted by: polynikes at August 22, 2024 12:15 AM (B1dzx)
Yeah, you need that heroin slur.
Posted by: RickZ at August 22, 2024 12:16 AM (gKDq2)
https://tinyurl.com/bde4faj6
Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2024 12:04 AM (64TDs)
Of course, her clansmen shall now descend on that neighborhood to slaughter the men, steal the women, and rape the livestock.
Per a WW II guidebook for overseas soldiers, "Somalis are just plain mean."
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 22, 2024 12:17 AM (6cZhR)
Posted by: PlumDuff North America's Newest Cryptid at August 21, 2024 11:53 P
Is Western State one of those dude ranch places?
Posted by: Be-Bar-Bop Ranchette at August 22, 2024 12:20 AM (CV8a5)
(shrugs)
Posted by: Puddleglum
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Porn actress?
Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2024 12:20 AM (64TDs)
Posted by: RickZ
https://youtu.be/E7r_xgV-z88?si=8AV-HwoK4ocFQnLB
Cannons - Dancing in the Dark
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 22, 2024 12:20 AM (Kdi1r)
Posted by: polynikes at August 22, 2024 12:21 AM (B1dzx)
Posted by: RickZ
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That one is probably the best. Love Hurts, the Tide is High, I love Rock n Roll. Some good covers over the years. Whitney version of I Will Always Love You.
Posted by: scampydog at August 22, 2024 12:22 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: polynikes
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His style does bring a certain reality to the music that MTH lost.
The Cowboy Junkies do a respectable cover of Sweet Jane. And no group does Walk on the Wild Side as well as his.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2024 12:24 AM (64TDs)
Posted by: polynikes at August 22, 2024 12:24 AM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 22, 2024 12:25 AM (qKpsC)
- - - - -
She was the perfect voice for Alice in the Dilbert cartoon show, so she's not all bad, imo...
Posted by: As not seen on TV at August 22, 2024 12:25 AM (mH04Y)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 12:26 AM (wb1e3)
Cannons - Dancing in the Dark
Posted by: Puddleglum
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Wish I could understand her.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2024 12:27 AM (64TDs)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 22, 2024 12:27 AM (qKpsC)
Posted by: RickZ at August 22, 2024 12:15 AM (gKDq2)
See also, Manfred Mann's version of "Spirits in the Night."
Which I'm pretty sure was playing on a continuous loop during my senior year of high school.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 22, 2024 12:28 AM (6cZhR)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 22, 2024 12:28 AM (r5tfK)
Mott the Hoople ?
Posted by: Adriane the Tone Deaf Music Critic . . . at August 22, 2024 12:29 AM (U/JWQ)
Jack Poso 🇺🇸
@JackPosobiec
BREAKING: Swing internals for Kamala have taken a complete nosedive over the course of the event, Dillon, Voles, Harrison and Chuck held a crisis meeting earlier, the RFK news hasn't helped and fighting over whether or not to drop big cash ads attacking him, per WH official
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 22, 2024 12:29 AM (TGPs7)
Posted by: scampydog at August 22, 2024 12:29 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at August 22, 2024 12:30 AM (Sb7eH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 12:30 AM (qlM6w)
Mott the Hoople ?
Posted by: Adriane the Tone Deaf Music Critic
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Yes, MTH hearkens back to a time in life at the ONT opening song links.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2024 12:31 AM (64TDs)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 22, 2024 12:32 AM (IetnX)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 22, 2024 12:29 AM (TGPs7)
Hee, hee, hee. Wouldn't it be a hoot if they wind up dumping the Ho on the last day of Democrat National Convulsion?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2024 12:33 AM (masDJ)
Welcome to the land of everyone's gone to bed.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2024 12:33 AM (64TDs)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2024 12:24
Yes indeed, I just had Alexa the Spy play Lou. It's a classic song, epitomizes an era.
doo doo doo dooooo
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 22, 2024 12:34 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 22, 2024 12:34 AM (6cZhR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 12:34 AM (qlM6w)
BREAKING: Swing internals for Kamala have taken a complete nosedive over the course of the event
Tomorrow night is her time to SHINE!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2024 12:35 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2024 12:35 AM (63Dwl)
Spit polish, even.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2024 12:36 AM (masDJ)
You left the stove on and the front door is unlocked
Posted by: Bob from NSA at August 22, 2024 12:36 AM (IetnX)
Posted by: polynikes at August 22, 2024 12:36 AM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 12:37 AM (qlM6w)
Posted by: International Botherhood of Futons, local 549. . . at August 22, 2024 12:37 AM (U/JWQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2024 12:38 AM (masDJ)
Dear god why?
Posted by: polynikes at August 22, 2024 12:36 AM (B1dzx)
Some asshole kept digging it up?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2024 12:38 AM (masDJ)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at August 22, 2024 12:30
Sounds like a blast. Remember to share some of your experiences here.
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 22, 2024 12:39 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: gKWVE at August 22, 2024 12:39 AM (gKWVE)
@JackPosobiec
BREAKING: Swing internals for Kamala have taken a complete nosedive over the course of the event, Dillon, Voles, Harrison and Chuck held a crisis meeting earlier, the RFK news hasn't helped and fighting over whether or not to drop big cash ads attacking him, per WH official
Posted by: Mister Ghost
Oh, by all means attack the guy you've instructed the press to pay no attention to so that nobody hears what he has to say. Would love to see the Streisand Effect fallout from that move.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 22, 2024 12:39 AM (dZVON)
Posted by: gKWVE at August 22, 2024 12:39 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 12:37 AM (qlM6w)
I thought their song was Everything is Awesome from the Legos movie.
Posted by: polynikes at August 22, 2024 12:41 AM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 12:42 AM (qlM6w)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2024 12:33 AM (masDJ)
Even funnier would be when they ask for a convention do-over once the internal polls show a complete bashing by Trump. The Dems won't stand for that, so why not dump her after she got the nomination? They selected her, they can unselect her. The Dem sheeple will fall in line with the next latest and greatest, so no worries there. The media will do their propaganda thing, so no worries there, either.
The Deep State may just keep picking someone until they get it close to right, that is having a shot at beating Trump.
Posted by: RickZ at August 22, 2024 12:43 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 22, 2024 12:43 AM (qKpsC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2024 12:35 AM (63Dwl)
Yeah, she'll be drinking 'shine.
Posted by: RickZ at August 22, 2024 12:44 AM (gKDq2)
Over a period of +/-3 hours the volume of the tinnitus has cut in half. Really.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2024 12:44 AM (64TDs)
Posted by: gKWVE at August 22, 2024 12:44 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2024 12:36
You sound suspiciously like an unwoke personage. Beware, it sounds like Canada might need to control such verbiage.
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 22, 2024 12:44 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 12:45 AM (qlM6w)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2024 12:46 AM (64TDs)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 22, 2024 12:47 AM (qKpsC)
Posted by: Common Tater
Her first album, "Little Earthquakes," was recorded perfectly, too. ("Cornflake Girl" was from her second.) It's definitely "show off the stereo system" stuff. I think you can hear her uvula move when she breathes. There's a "2015 remaster" and I have no idea what they could have done better.
"China" and "Winter" are great tracks. Youtube compression quality, but anyway:
https://youtu.be/zKGgBz5cVfo
https://youtu.be/TUTSzZg-Bvw
Posted by: mikeski at August 22, 2024 12:48 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
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Maybe...did you ever hear Pat Boone's cover of 'Smoke on the Water'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2024 12:49 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 22, 2024 12:44 AM (55Qr6)
Ah, a Two-Tier Keir fan.
Posted by: RickZ at August 22, 2024 12:49 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2024 12:49 AM (masDJ)
When viewed through the lens of History, her misdeed will be invisible, even with the most powerful of microscopes in comparison to the harm she will wreak as ctHARRIS.
Remember when Law used to protect your Rights in a Justice that Restored? Forgetaboutit!
The Will of the People will be in present and in evidence everywhere yet existent in NO ONE. Gov't will do anything it Pleases while you may only act by it's permission -- their Moral Vandalism, and Moral Inversion will complete as it is totally irreversible.
The War on Normal People will be OVER...
As the world is reduce to the state of a log tumbling end over end down the raging rapids, it's people reduced to little more than ants clinging to it for their very lives will the Celeb-Politico-Donor all declare themselves KAPTAIN as they all vy to get the best selfie, with us perishing in the background.
Why shouldn't some be sacrificed so that THEY may live?
Lest we forget:
The purpose of government is to reign in the rights of the people" -- Clinton'93.
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at August 22, 2024 12:50 AM (6Hd2D)
Always nice to see a regular Ace poster make the big time.
Posted by: gKWVE
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Well, she used to manage a plantation, so, good choice.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2024 12:50 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Born Free at August 22, 2024 12:52 AM (6kqgf)
Posted by: gKWVE at August 22, 2024 12:52 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 12:52 AM (qlM6w)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 12:52 AM (qlM6w)
Just look at the DNC attendees to get an idea of what a herd of Raimondos looks like. You're right, it ain't pretty.
Posted by: RickZ at August 22, 2024 12:55 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 22, 2024 12:55 AM (S6gqv)
Posted by: gKWVE
Sort of, yeah. Y Kant Tori Read was the name of her band. One album, then she went solo.
Posted by: mikeski at August 22, 2024 12:55 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Anna Puma
.....it would form a singularity of stupid from which no thought could escape.
Posted by: mikeski at August 22, 2024 12:56 AM (DgGvY)
Have you read Critical Drinker? Nerdrotic? Pitch Guy? Criticizing forms of entertainment that you don't like is one of the highest and best artforms one can find these days.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 22, 2024 12:59 AM (S6gqv)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBXUP5GqYJs
Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2024 01:02 AM (64TDs)
Just another day.
https://youtu.be/InOdxaXolPM
Guess I'll say g'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - time keeps on ticking at August 22, 2024 01:03 AM (QcUpu)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Happy birthday!
Posted by: mikeski at August 22, 2024 01:05 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 22, 2024 12:55 AM (S6gqv)
I don't think I agree with you. The media are still knobslobbering over Kamala and Walz. I saw Acosta meekly ask a campaign spokesperson if it would kill the campaign to speak to the press. Very timid, afraid to criticize The Chosen One.
I think the internals are bad because she's running a bad campaign by running away from any unscripted engagements with the press.
But I agree this is a fake campaign except in one way. It is a test campaign to see if The Deep State can get a warm body nobody voted for into the presidency. The fact that she's got a shot is frightening. A Potemkin Candidate, with the fake facade being built right before our very eyes.
Posted by: RickZ at August 22, 2024 01:07 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: gKWVE at August 22, 2024 01:08 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: International Botherhood of Futons, local 549. . . at August 22, 2024 01:09 AM (U/JWQ)
Posted by: RickZ at August 22, 2024 01:07 AM (gKDq2)
And her running mate is The Manchurian Candidate.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 22, 2024 01:11 AM (6cZhR)
You can fool a person easier than convince him that he has been fooled …
Posted by: Samuel Clemens at August 22, 2024 01:11 AM (U/JWQ)
Welcome to the land of everyone's gone to bed.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2024 12:33 AM (64TDs)
Hee hee hee hee.....
I shouldn't drink and post I guess....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at August 22, 2024 01:13 AM (Sb7eH)
Roses are flowers,
Cake is dessert,
If I don’t go to sleep now,
Tomorrow morning, I’ll be in a world of hurt …
Posted by: Adriane the Folk Song Army Critic . . . at August 22, 2024 01:14 AM (U/JWQ)
Happy Birthday
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 22, 2024 01:16 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 22, 2024 12:39 AM (55Qr6)
First solo RV trip. We e made some hilarious mistakes I'll share in future.
Bob from NSA upthread - we have a family member checking house.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at August 22, 2024 01:17 AM (Sb7eH)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 22, 2024 01:17 AM (MeG8a)
Posted by: ALH at August 21, 2024 10:12 PM (xJEPL)
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It's never safe to watch the local news. At least around here (Philly Metro). It's a constant barrage of 2nd grade-level drivel, punctuated with constant weather reports and sports updates. We don't even have a hot weathergirl anymore.
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at August 22, 2024 01:17 AM (xverI)
Posted by: RickZ at August 22, 2024 01:07 AM (gKDq2)
you are correct is that this is their dreamed of goal - a complete subversion of Democracy, they aspire to recreate the Venezuelan election here.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 22, 2024 01:18 AM (S6gqv)
Learn some Spanish and watch Univision.
OK, never mind the Spanish...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 22, 2024 01:19 AM (MeG8a)
Posted by: ALH
Too much work.
Citizen, do you have a license for that feather?
Posted by: Your Pals at the U.S. Dept. of Agriculture
Yeah, and not one for the stone axe I totally don't have.
Microwave?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
Hmm, but then I'd have to microwave my microwave.
It is summer, leave it on the dash of your car.
Posted by: Kindltot
My car is already covered in spiders. Don't need more problems.
While you were out there did you see Fluffy? I can't find Fluffy.
Posted by: Diogenes
I have some bad news.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 22, 2024 01:19 AM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at August 22, 2024 01:17
Yes indeed. That is a good thing to make clear. Enjoy even the mishaps, as I think you have.
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 22, 2024 01:22 AM (55Qr6)
They do that to entire birds that go swimming in oil spills, so it must work.
Posted by: mikeski at August 22, 2024 01:23 AM (DgGvY)
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It's only half past 29, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2024 01:23 AM (64TDs)
Posted by: RickZ at August 22, 2024 01:07 AM (gKDq2)
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And her running mate is The Manchurian Candidate.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 22, 2024 01:11 AM (6cZhR)
I know 'Tampon Tim' has a nice alliteration and is scathingly humorous, but more accurate would be 'China Tim'. Let's face it, China has co-opted far too many of our so-called public servants as well as other institutions, like academia; China Tim is just one more of those Chinese bets that may or not pay off for them; we still don't know the extent of what Fang-Fang got from Swalwell, e.g.
China plays The Long Game while US policy schizophrenically lurches from Republican to Democrat Administrations every four to eight years. The last time we had more than 8 years of one party being president was Reagan and Bush I. Before that was FDR. It's supposed to be a built-in protection when both parties are FOR America but we see what happens when the parties are so diametrically opposed philosophically. The bottom line: One party now hates America while the other party still loves America.
Posted by: RickZ at August 22, 2024 01:27 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 22, 2024 01:30 AM (Sgq8y)
My life happens to be a bit of a shit show right now. Mental health stuff,” Kathy Griffin
No shit lady.
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6164 comments and counting at Breitbart.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 22, 2024 01:32 AM (LhkjR)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 22, 2024 01:30 AM (Sgq8y)
Nah, I soak my hands in Palmolive.
Posted by: RickZ at August 22, 2024 01:32 AM (gKDq2)
Don't they usually call those "crabs"?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 22, 2024 01:33 AM (kvrZb)
Posted by: RickZ at August 22, 2024 12:49
OK, sorry to be obtuse but WFT does that mean, over my head.
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 22, 2024 01:36 AM (55Qr6)
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Don't they usually call those "crabs"?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 22, 2024 01:33 AM (kvrZb)
I thought crabs were surprise vacation souvenirs.
Posted by: RickZ at August 22, 2024 01:37 AM (gKDq2)
From the picture in the cafe thread of the Roman noria, I got interested in that. It's a undershot waterwheel with "jugs" on the side that grab some water and dump it up high.
It's using the kinetic energy of large flow of water to lift a much smaller flow higher against gravity. Converting high flow, low static pressure to high static pressure, low flow.
There's an ingenious very simple device called a ram water pump that does the same thing. You can see it as using water hammer to deliver high output pressure (at low flow).
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 22, 2024 01:37 AM (w6EFb)
I wonder if the current Secretary of Labor even knows what the BLS is.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 22, 2024 01:43 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 22, 2024 01:36 AM (55Qr6)
Keir is the new P.M. of Britain, they of the current civil unrest. The riots are basically over unchecked immigration, legal and illegal. Social services are strained to the breaking point. There have been muslim grooming gangs operating for years with no prosecution. Now, after 3 little girls were murdered, the people have finally had enough and are opposing their own government as the government favors the immigrants. So the police let immigrant/muslim gangs carry knives and other weapons while they arrest an Englishman for saying at a protest, 'Who the fuck is allah?' Arrested. Seriously. They are arresting people for X posts critical of the gov't. Two-tier policing. We call it a double standard, one law for the BLM rioters and one law for the J-6 protesters. The police are not enforcing the law in an equal and equitable manner, just what goes on in some cities here. People are sick of the double standard, favoring 'immigrants' over the natives. And now the natives are restless.
It's a weird world.
Posted by: RickZ at August 22, 2024 01:46 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: RickZ at August 22, 2024 01:46
Indeed. Kier is the current PM? I've lost track, used to know all of them, but not interesting anymore.
Didn't realize you are in the UK. Thanks for the update, it's about the same as I've heard lately. Will be interesting to see what happens.
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 22, 2024 01:59 AM (55Qr6)
Oprah Winfrey
Care to expand on what that means? The DNC is full of BSing BSers.
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 22, 2024 02:02 AM (55Qr6)
Fail.
Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2024 02:04 AM (fwDg9)
No one cares what she thinks about anything.
Not one vote changes because she weighed in.
She's 70, a spent force of no consequence.
Posted by: Oprah is Irrelevant at August 22, 2024 02:07 AM (ZYCCY)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 22, 2024 02:09 AM (Kdi1r)
Oprah Winfrey
Trump/Vance.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 22, 2024 02:09
Yes, well done Puddlegum.
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 22, 2024 02:13 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 22, 2024 01:59 AM (55Qr6)
Whoa there, Cap'm. I may root for England in tournaments and watch English football (Go Man United!) but, sorry to disappoint, I'm a Yank, born on a Florida Navy base and raised in ol' Virginny (Nahfuk).
I've just been following this story not on the news. Some EU guy even wrote Musk a threatening letter if he interviewed Trump and allowed disinformation to be spread on X. Elon told him, 'Fuck you!' Europe is cracking down on any free speech they had if it is critical of gov't or gov't policy, especially as it pertains to immigration. Some parts of London are no-go areas now, all kabob shops and no pubs. People are fed up, just like blacks here are mighty pissed at the illegals taking 'their' money. Hatred of gov't comes from all angles. We The People vs. They The Gov't.
(Same thing's happening in Ireland, too. Proddies and Catholics marching together arm-in-arm against the gov't! Who'd'a thunk it? Not on my bingo card, that's for sure.)
Posted by: RickZ at August 22, 2024 02:22 AM (gKDq2)
No one cares what she thinks about anything.
Not one vote changes because she weighed in.
She's 70, a spent force of no consequence.
Posted by: Oprah is Irrelevant at August 22, 2024 02:07 AM (ZYCCY)
Not only that, she was chummy with all the actual Weird folks in Hollywood. From Cosby, to the Casting Couch King... she ran in those circles and was friendly with all of them.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 22, 2024 02:28 AM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 22, 2024 02:38 AM (Sgq8y)
No one cares what she thinks about anything.
Not one vote changes because she weighed in.
She's 70, a spent force of no consequence.
Posted by: Oprah is Irrelevant at August 22, 2024 02:07 AM (ZYCCY)
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Not only that, she was chummy with all the actual Weird folks in Hollywood. From Cosby, to the Casting Couch King... she ran in those circles and was friendly with all of them.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 22, 2024 02:28 AM (xaFKb)
Then there was the whole Maui Fire donation scam plea she did with The Rock. Totally out of touch richie rich person.
Posted by: RickZ at August 22, 2024 02:40 AM (gKDq2)
GOod evening, all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 22, 2024 02:44 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 22, 2024 02:46 AM (LhkjR)
I woke just now from a double nightmare. First all the clocks in my apartment -- not the same as I have now -- had stopped at different times. Only the watch on my wrist was running and showing the time I thought it should be, and which matched the sun. Without the clocks I was not sure if I had overslept, slept the clock around, or what. Disorienting!
On top of that I had a rehearsal for some stage play to get to, the first rehearsal. But I had to eat dinner. Someone in my household was cleaning dishes and I couldn't get a plate to eat from. Then, the worst development: My baby brother comes in and announces, "They're starting masking again on Tuesday." I was utterly furious, and was growling, "I'm not doing it. I'll retire first. And I won't do it in stores, no way."
Then I woke up. I dunno what fueled that set of nightmares!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 22, 2024 03:30 AM (omVj0)
Just another day.
My son also hatched today, 49 rotations ago..
Posted by: Miflin at August 22, 2024 03:38 AM (aA6YN)
It's Thursday. Right? We're almost to the weekend. Right?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 22, 2024 03:41 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 22, 2024 03:43 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2024 03:55 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Bruce at August 22, 2024 04:03 AM (esnLI)
So arresting people on Trumped-up charges is okay when we do it?
Posted by: Daniel Ream at August 22, 2024 11:24 AM (0Go0g)
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