Saturday Overnight Open Thread (8/17/24)

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The Saturday Night Joke

True Love! (H/T Sharon (Willow's apprentice)

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Saturday night ONT, an effort to be lighthearted yet educational. Here is an interesting video on hornet extermination. I for one wouldn't want to be standing on any ladder while doing this. YMMV.

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I've been to Red Lake County, it's really not that bad.

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Feeling exotic? Want to go to a country with great beaches? Well you can go to Spain. I prefer to stay here.

This Country Has the Most Clean Beaches in the World — and They're All Gorgeous
Next time you need an excuse to go on a beach vacation, just remember that the very act of being around water is scientifically proven to be good for you. As a paper published in the Journal of Environmental Psychology reported, just looking at a body of water can make you feel more relaxed and actually lower both your heart rate and your blood pressure. And while just about any body of water has the power to put your mind at ease for your next waterside getaway, why not visit some of the cleanest beaches on Earth?

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The ONT Musical Interlude & Antacid Tablet Emporium

Morale booster? Or cruel and unusual punishment? You be the judge.

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Do you think Irwin Mainway was behind this? For you young whippersnappers, get off my lawn.

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How about a Saturday Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

The 8-year-old daughter of the man managing Big Discount Liquor in Maplewood, Minnesota, leapt into action when he took on an assailant at the store late Saturday evening. She picked up a metal baseball bat and whacked the would-be robber in the nuts.

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There are Genius Award Winners. And then again there are Genius Award Winners.

THIS is the pathetic moment a clumsy arsonist managed to set himself on fire as he tried to burn down a barbershop.
Police are now on the hunt for the idiot thug and his partner after the bungling blunder was caught on CCTV.

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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:31 PM

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1 Wut

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at August 17, 2024 09:31 PM (yjEX3)

2 First!!

Posted by: Jmel at August 17, 2024 09:32 PM (bVhJi)

3 Like a rookie, I read the girthy content!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 17, 2024 09:37 PM (hOUT3)

4 Evening

Posted by: GWB at August 17, 2024 09:38 PM (CrXxA)

5 ONT and me short lived. Just wanted to give Mis Hum a hug.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2024 09:38 PM (nvZes)

6 5 ONT and me short lived. Just wanted to give Mis Hum a hug.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2024 09:38 PM (nvZes)

You know there are times I don't want to do this. Then there are people like you Ben Had that make me thankful I can do this.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 17, 2024 09:40 PM (QXQ4l)

7 Woops, hugs to Hrothgar and Conor, too

Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2024 09:40 PM (nvZes)

8 Howdy, Mis Hum.

Nice ONT, as usual. I ain't never been to Red Lake County.

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 17, 2024 09:43 PM (TSQkU)

9 MisHum is trawling for 'Ette sugar!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 17, 2024 09:43 PM (kpS4V)

10 Butcher shop sign contains a grammatical error
sorry, can't help it

Posted by: Don Black at August 17, 2024 09:44 PM (/7KEl)

11 7 Hugs back!
Conor sends his regards as well!
The TxMoMe clock is ticking...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 17, 2024 09:44 PM (hOUT3)

12 Well I ain't ever been to Heaven...
But I been to Red Lake County...

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 17, 2024 09:44 PM (NMT5x)

13 10 Butcher shop sign contains a grammatical error
sorry, can't help it
Posted by: Don Black at August 17, 2024 09:44 PM (/7KEl)

Your not supposed to be critical on an MH ONT!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 17, 2024 09:45 PM (hOUT3)

14 "Butcher shop sign contains a grammatical error
sorry, can't help it
Posted by: Don Black"

Your going to tell us what it is, right?

Posted by: Natalie at August 17, 2024 09:45 PM (vFG9F)

15 10 Butcher shop sign contains a grammatical error
sorry, can't help it
Posted by: Don Black at August 17, 2024 09:44 PM (/7KEl)

I think that was the whole point

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 17, 2024 09:45 PM (WF/xn)

16 61 days !!!

Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2024 09:46 PM (nvZes)

17 Off Werewoman sock

Posted by: fd at August 17, 2024 09:46 PM (vFG9F)

18 She picked up a metal baseball bat and whacked the would-be robber in the nuts.

I didn't even click the link, but that line made me laugh! Out loud.

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 17, 2024 09:47 PM (TSQkU)

19 9 MisHum is trawling for 'Ette sugar!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 17, 2024 09:43 PM (kpS4V)

Moi?

I appreciate your patronage as well.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 17, 2024 09:47 PM (QXQ4l)

20 What a great clip on the Post writer's trip to Red Lake!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 17, 2024 09:47 PM (kpS4V)

21 sorry I take it back

Posted by: Don Black at August 17, 2024 09:48 PM (/7KEl)

22 Since I've heard about Period Poverty I've been thinking a lot about it and have decided to donate all my periods to charity What do you think?

Posted by: fd at August 17, 2024 09:49 PM (vFG9F)

23 It's not my welcome, it's YOUR welcome!

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 17, 2024 09:49 PM (NMT5x)

24 Nice joke!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2024 09:49 PM (W/lyH)

25 21 sorry I take it back
Posted by: Don Black at August 17, 2024 09:48 PM (/7KEl)

No harm, no fowl!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 17, 2024 09:49 PM (hOUT3)

26 OT but watching the KC Chiefs game today- Mahomes threw a pass behind his back to Kelce for a 1st down

Posted by: Don Black at August 17, 2024 09:49 PM (/7KEl)

27 THIS is the pathetic moment a clumsy arsonist managed to set himself on fire as he tried to burn down a barbershop.

BOLO for bright-red middle-aged man smelling of burnt hair.

Posted by: mikeski at August 17, 2024 09:50 PM (DgGvY)

28 More power to you fd. But I wouldn't want to be working donation drop-off on that day!

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 17, 2024 09:50 PM (NMT5x)

29 " She picked up a metal baseball bat and whacked the would-be robber in the nuts."
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This could be a line from a Kenny Rogers song

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 17, 2024 09:50 PM (kpS4V)

30 I grew up in western MN, and I can confirm that Red Lake County is pretty bleak. People are nice I’m sure, but the place is flat, cold and windy.

Posted by: pikkumatti at August 17, 2024 09:51 PM (LNiNn)

31 Ya gotta know when to scrote 'em

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 17, 2024 09:51 PM (NMT5x)

32 Everyone considered him the eunuch of the county

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 17, 2024 09:52 PM (WF/xn)

33 Trump nicknamed Kamala Comrade Kamala in PA tonight. Ouch!

Posted by: Jmel at August 17, 2024 09:52 PM (bVhJi)

34 I see little difference between the guy who declared Red Lake County the worst place to live in America, then moving there and people screaming about climate change /rising oceans and then moving to places like Martha's Vineyard....okay, the ones that move to places like MV are assholes.

Posted by: Rex B at August 17, 2024 09:53 PM (YAsVi)

35 Red Lake's tourism slogan didn't quite catch on: The gateway to North Dakota!

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 17, 2024 09:53 PM (NMT5x)

36 I expected a twist ending to the hornet video after, "Don't do this on a ladder."

Posted by: davidt at August 17, 2024 09:53 PM (i0F8b)

37 She whacked him right there in the dong
Didn't aim too high
Made the poor boy cry

Posted by: Could be a Joe Cocker tune too at August 17, 2024 09:55 PM (vFG9F)

38 29 " She picked up a metal baseball bat and whacked the would-be robber in the nuts."
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This could be a line from a Kenny Rogers song
Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 17, 2024 09:50 PM (kpS4V)

You picked a fine time to whack me Lucille...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2024 09:55 PM (xaFKb)

39 33 Trump nicknamed Kamala Comrade Kamala in PA tonight. Ouch!
Posted by: Jmel at August 17, 2024 09:52 PM (bVhJi)

Just wait until you read her FIVE YEAR PLAN!!!

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2024 09:56 PM (xaFKb)

40 Evening and thx MisHum. The product is no "little Johnny invisible pedestrian" or "little Johnny human torch" but it's dopey enough

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2024 09:57 PM (gXGVH)

41 Since I've heard about Period Poverty I've been thinking a lot about it and have decided to donate all my periods to charity What do you think?
Posted by: fd at August 17, 2024 09:49 PM (vFG9F)

Nope. I'm keeping my periods. And semi-colons, too.

Posted by: RickZ at August 17, 2024 09:59 PM (gKDq2)

42 I hope Chicago gets totally trashed.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2024 09:59 PM (W/lyH)

43 &

Posted by: davidt at August 17, 2024 09:59 PM (i0F8b)

44 Evenin'

Looked up Red Lake County. NW Minnesota. NE of Fargo, ND. No, it didn't seem too bad, even in that video. Seemed normal northern Midwest to me. It's not near any major metro area (a plus). Is that why it's considered 'worst'?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 17, 2024 10:00 PM (BW+Gb)

45 Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2024 09:57 PM (gXGVH)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 17, 2024 10:00 PM (QXQ4l)

46 Good evening horde. Good evening MisHum. Thanks for the Saturday night ONT.

Posted by: TRex at August 17, 2024 10:00 PM (IQ6Gq)

47 Ok I guess this is a good place for bad jokes.

We've all heard this one:

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!

Here's an original that I just thought of:

Why didn't the other numbers think nine was real? Because it was pre-ten.

I'm gonna tell that to my kids tomorrow so I can hear them groan.

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 17, 2024 10:00 PM (NMT5x)

48 > OT but watching the KC Chiefs game today- Mahomes threw a pass behind his back to Kelce for a 1st down
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The only football I've seen in 3 years.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2024 10:00 PM (Q4IgG)

49 She picked up a metal baseball bat and whacked the would-be robber in the nuts."
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This could be a line from a Kenny Rogers song
Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 17, 2024 09:50 PM (kpS4V)

Elvin Bishop did something similar:

Gonna take Hank Aaron's baseball bat
And tenderize her head
Gotta put on my . . . Travelin' Shoes

Posted by: RickZ at August 17, 2024 10:01 PM (gKDq2)

50 You picked a fine time to whack me Lucille...
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2024 09:55 PM (xaFKb)
'Oh Ruby, don't take your love to town...'
One of the most powerful lines ever written.

Posted by: Eromero at August 17, 2024 10:01 PM (LHPAg)

51 39 33 Trump nicknamed Kamala Comrade Kamala in PA tonight. Ouch!
Posted by: Jmel at August 17, 2024 09:52 PM (bVhJi)

Just wait until you read her FIVE YEAR PLAN!!!
Posted by: Romeo13

It's worse when she reveals her Five Cackle Plann!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 17, 2024 10:01 PM (VNX3d)

52 I'm gonna tell that to my kids tomorrow so I can hear them groan.
Posted by: haffhowershower at August 17, 2024 10:00 PM (NMT5x)

And here I was going to tell you don't try pulling off the Saturday Night Joke at home.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 17, 2024 10:01 PM (QXQ4l)

53 That brake fluid sure put a stop to to those hornets.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2024 10:02 PM (W/lyH)

54 Have you ever done something you thought was right and then almost immediately regretted it?

Posted by: Buzzion at August 17, 2024 10:03 PM (rqTDi)

55 MIs Hum, I often just lurk, but I appreciate what you do.

Posted by: RI Red at August 17, 2024 10:04 PM (iR+Kr)

56 I'm gonna tell that to my kids tomorrow so I can hear them groan.
Posted by: haffhowershower at August 17, 2024 10:00 PM (NMT5x)
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And here I was going to tell you don't try pulling off the Saturday Night Joke at home.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 17, 2024 10:01 PM (QXQ4l)

Leave joke-telling to the experts. Like Democrats talking about how good the economy is.

Posted by: RickZ at August 17, 2024 10:04 PM (gKDq2)

57 We just had a downpour and hail storm here. We desperately needed rain, but it would've been nice to have it spread out over the course of a few hours, not seven minutes. Hopefully a bunch of it got dumped on our regional forest fires and not just my neighborhood.

Posted by: PabloD at August 17, 2024 10:05 PM (HSwo3)

58 54 Have you ever done something you thought was right and then almost immediately regretted it?
Posted by: Buzzion at August 17, 2024 10:03 PM (rqTDi)
Oh yeah, that time I adjusted the oxygen flow on a buddy in hospice.

Posted by: Eromero at August 17, 2024 10:05 PM (LHPAg)

59 54 Have you ever done something you thought was right and then almost immediately regretted it?
Posted by: Buzzion at August 17, 2024 10:03 PM (rqTDi)

Usually the first breath I take after I wake up.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 17, 2024 10:05 PM (QXQ4l)

60 She picked up a metal baseball bat and whacked the would-be robber in the nuts."
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This could be a line from a Kenny Rogers song
Posted by: All Hail Eris

For the love of God, no wardrobe malfunctions !!!

Posted by: Adriane the Oy Vey Critic . . . at August 17, 2024 10:05 PM (U/JWQ)

61 Buzzion, isn’t he mort ?

Posted by: RI Red at August 17, 2024 10:06 PM (iR+Kr)

62 It's worse when she reveals her Five Cackle Plann!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 17, 2024 10:01 PM (VNX3d)

I will make a bet that Trump will never refer to her as Cackling Kamala during the election. It is too much of a personal attack and he won't risk it

On the other hand he referred to Kamala as "Crackling while the economy burned", so he will do his darnedest to get everyone else to say it, at least in the privacy of their own minds.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2024 10:07 PM (D7oie)

63 Damn. Wicked storms caused internet outages here in my AO. Just came back up a few minutes ago.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 17, 2024 10:08 PM (mH6SG)

64 Hobo Loot Guide...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awkQbtnPxVE

Posted by: davidt at August 17, 2024 10:09 PM (i0F8b)

65 54 Have you ever done something you thought was right and then almost immediately regretted it?
Posted by: Buzzion at August 17, 2024 10:03 PM (rqTDi)
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Is this about your autoerotic asphyxiation that went horribly wrong?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 17, 2024 10:09 PM (kpS4V)

66 "Buzzion, isn’t he mort ?"

You can ask him...

But he'll just deny it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2024 10:09 PM (L7gdA)

67
They were supposed to come out today to replace the front fence.

They did not come out today to replace the front fence.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2024 10:10 PM (1Nxff)

68 >>>Have you ever done something you thought was right and then almost immediately regretted it?
Posted by: Buzzion at August 17, 2024 10:03 PM (rqTDi)

See #47

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 17, 2024 10:10 PM (NMT5x)

69 Trump nicknamed Kamala Comrade Kamala in PA tonight. Ouch!
Posted by: Jmel at August 17, 2024 09:52 PM (bVhJi)

Just wait until you read her FIVE YEAR PLAN!!!
Posted by: Romeo13

It's worse when she reveals her Five Cackle Plann!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 17, 2024 10:01 PM (VNX3d)
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She said that if elected she will build 3 million new homes. Just like the soviet housing projects. 30 stories. Small.windowa, no heating and elevators never work.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2024 10:10 PM (W/lyH)

70 What is it with bumpkins and brake cleaner? Fucking new bumpkin boss from Georgia uses brake cleaner for everything.

This is a guy who wants to hunt grizzly with a bow.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 17, 2024 10:10 PM (2UBPP)

71 MisHum...

Thank you, as always.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2024 10:10 PM (L7gdA)

72 61 Buzzion, isn’t he mort ?
Posted by: RI Red at August 17, 2024 10:06 PM (iR+Kr)

Always

Posted by: Buzzion at August 17, 2024 10:11 PM (rqTDi)

73 Shepickda meta baseba batten wackedim inna nuts.

Posted by: Iron Butterfly at August 17, 2024 10:12 PM (KAi1n)

74 OT but ...
Posted by: Don Black at August 17, 2024 09:49 PM (/7KEl)

Wait, since when do we have to stay on topic on the ONT? Did I miss something? Am I in danger of the barrel?

Posted by: GWB at August 17, 2024 10:12 PM (CrXxA)

75 70 What is it with bumpkins and brake cleaner? Fucking new bumpkin boss from Georgia uses brake cleaner for everything.

This is a guy who wants to hunt grizzly with a bow.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 17, 2024 10:10 PM (2UBPP)

Let him. And then laugh at his wake.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at August 17, 2024 10:13 PM (QXQ4l)

76 Good evening! It’s been a little stormy.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2024 10:13 PM (pZEOD)

77 Matt Vespa, writing at Townhall, links to a pretty funny Twitter clip.

This Comedian Has Done the Impossible Regarding the Trump Assassination Attempt
https://is.gd/wvTcSF

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 17, 2024 10:14 PM (klJTj)

78 I would forgive the typo, MisHum, because the sentiment is good.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2024 10:16 PM (0eaVi)

79 It even rained a bit here in SF. Our average monthly rainfall in august is probably 0.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 17, 2024 10:16 PM (KAi1n)

80 Just because, I went onto the greater web and searched for grizzly bears killed with a bow and got LOTS of pictures and stories. Those guys gotta be either/both stupid and crazy!

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 17, 2024 10:16 PM (TSQkU)

81 I'm gonna tell that to my kids tomorrow so I can hear them groan.
Posted by: haffhowershower at August 17, 2024 10:00 PM (NMT5x)

Go to bed dad, you’re drunk.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2024 10:16 PM (S6gqv)

82 She said that if elected she will build 3 million new homes. Just like the soviet housing projects. 30 stories. Small.windowa, no heating and elevators never work.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2024 10:10 PM (W/lyH)

Those new homes come with illegals you get for free.

1 family per room.

Posted by: RickZ at August 17, 2024 10:17 PM (gKDq2)

83 The Osmonds and KC and the Sunshine band. Well…they are choices!

Thanks, MisHum.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2024 10:17 PM (pZEOD)

84 70 Only with a .454 companion

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at August 17, 2024 10:17 PM (WvGHv)

85 About 150 people at a pro Hamas demonstration about a mile from me in uptown today. The comments in my local rag are the usual split of pro Hamas v pro Israel. The usual leftist suspects support Hamas. Fools

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2024 10:17 PM (gXGVH)

86 Just like the soviet housing projects. 30 stories. Small.windowa, no heating and elevators never work.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2024 10:10 PM (W/lyH)

Well, you have to admit that Russians have a problem with falling out windows.

Posted by: GWB at August 17, 2024 10:18 PM (CrXxA)

87
Harris-Walz 2024: Communal apartments for all subjects!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2024 10:18 PM (1Nxff)

88 The Osmonds and KC and the Sunshine band. Well…they are choices!

Thanks, MisHum.
Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2024 10:17 PM (pZEOD)

I notice you left out the word 'music' before 'choices'.

Posted by: RickZ at August 17, 2024 10:18 PM (gKDq2)

89 Man, early posting and prepping for the storm of the century bet I don't break 80...

Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2024 10:19 PM (vJiyU)

90 74 OT but ...
Posted by: Don Black at August 17, 2024 09:49 PM (/7KEl)

Wait, since when do we have to stay on topic on the ONT? Did I miss something? Am I in danger of the barrel?
Posted by: GWB at August 17, 2024 10:12 PM (CrXxA)

What, there's supposed to be a theme here on an ONT?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 17, 2024 10:19 PM (hOUT3)

91 The 46 Seattle airport protesters arrested in April have all had the charges dropped.
Fu*k you Seattle.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2024 10:20 PM (W/lyH)

92 >>>Let him. And then laugh at his wake.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra

>Dude said, " I'm gonna have me a backup shooter with a big ass gun."

Dude. That's illegal in this state. This is not sold as an experience to tourists like a South African Safari Big Game Hunt.

When that grizzly charges, you will shit you pants and scream like a little girl.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 17, 2024 10:21 PM (2UBPP)

93 Just because, I went onto the greater web and searched for grizzly bears killed with a bow and got LOTS of pictures and stories. Those guys gotta be either/both stupid and crazy!
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 17, 2024 10:16 PM (TSQkU)

Helps if you have a guide with an elephant rifle backing you up.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 17, 2024 10:21 PM (U00Z8)

94 I haven't commented in a coons age but I need to register my outrage at the worthlessness of the Rockies broadcast announcers. You'd think there wasn't a baseball game going on at all. They are way worse than the Padres announcers which is saying a lot. Thanks for your time.

Posted by: PlumDuff North America's Newest Cryptid at August 17, 2024 10:21 PM (yEEQk)

95 Harris-Walz 2024: Communal apartments for all subjects!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2024 10:18 PM (1Nxff)/i]

You have to admire their innovative ways to force us into 15 minute cities!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 17, 2024 10:21 PM (hOUT3)

96 Those new homes come with illegals you get for free.

1 family per room.
Posted by: RickZ

Learn a second language the harris/waltz way!

Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2024 10:21 PM (vJiyU)

97 nutz

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 17, 2024 10:21 PM (hOUT3)

98
She said that if elected she will build 3 million new homes. Just like the soviet housing projects. 30 stories.

__________

Pruett-Igoe II

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2024 10:22 PM (1Nxff)

99 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 17, 2024 10:22 PM (v6JzV)

100 LOL, Calif fast food workers are demanding another pay raise.... because they can no longer afford to eat fast food...

/Facepalm

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2024 10:22 PM (xaFKb)

101 The Osmonds and KC and the Sunshine band. Well…they are choices!

Thanks, MisHum.
Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2024 10:17 PM (pZEOD)

I notice you left out the word 'music' before 'choices'.
Posted by: RickZ
+++
Also could have added the word "bad" before the word "music".

Posted by: Florida Peasant at August 17, 2024 10:23 PM (Lo97M)

102 Sorry I'm late, I was looking for my boogie shoes.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 17, 2024 10:23 PM (VSht7)

103 I'm sure doing the ONT gets old Mis Hum, but I appreciate it. I look forward to it nightly. Thanks

Posted by: 496 at August 17, 2024 10:23 PM (4Gqld)

104 50 You picked a fine time to whack me Lucille...
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2024 09:55 PM (xaFKb)
'Oh Ruby, don't take your love to town...'
One of the most powerful lines ever written.
Posted by: Eromero at August 17, 2024 10:01 PM (LHPAg)

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2024 10:23 PM (S6gqv)

105 Well, you have to admit that Russians have a problem with falling out windows.
Posted by: GWB at August 17, 2024 10:18 PM (CrXxA)

Valid point.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2024 10:23 PM (W/lyH)

106 98
She said that if elected she will build 3 million new homes. Just like the soviet housing projects. 30 stories.

__________

Pruett-Igoe II
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2024 10:22 PM (1Nxff)

Uh... even with 4 people to a house.... that is only 12 million of the more than 20 million illegals they have let in.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2024 10:23 PM (xaFKb)

107 She said that if elected she will build 3 million new homes. Just like the soviet housing projects. 30 stories. Small.windowa, no heating and elevators never work.
Posted by: Diogenes

Six blocks long, with senior housing on the top floors.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 17, 2024 10:23 PM (VNX3d)

108 Hey, Hrothgar. Hey, Hadrian.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 17, 2024 10:24 PM (v6JzV)

109
I think I've gone to my last fast foodery for quite some time. Not cheap and not fast.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2024 10:24 PM (1Nxff)

110 Re: The Osmonds - Way back, even before I was 29 the second time, we went to a George Strait concert in Nebraska. The opening act was Marie Osmond. She sang for about 40 minutes and was outstanding. Great voice, good looking!

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 17, 2024 10:25 PM (TSQkU)

111 Hey, Diogenes.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 17, 2024 10:25 PM (v6JzV)

112 No love for Iron Butterfly. Sad.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 17, 2024 10:25 PM (KAi1n)

113 Uh... even with 4 people to a house.... that is only 12 million of the more than 20 million illegals they have let in.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2024 10:23 PM (xaFKb)

And the 20 million more that they will let in.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2024 10:25 PM (W/lyH)

114 Hey, Tom Servo.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 17, 2024 10:26 PM (v6JzV)

115 Hey, Diogenes.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 17, 2024 10:25 PM (v6JzV)

Hi!
How's it going?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2024 10:26 PM (W/lyH)

116 I think I've gone to my last fast foodery for quite some time. Not cheap and not fast.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

And talk about understaffed. I feel sorry for the ones who have the gumption to work. They just get shelled.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2024 10:26 PM (vJiyU)

117 'Oh Ruby, don't take your love to town...'
One of the most powerful lines ever written.
Posted by: Eromero at August 17, 2024 10:01 PM (LHPAg)

Yeah, stay at home. I pay you $25, more than in town.

Posted by: RickZ at August 17, 2024 10:26 PM (gKDq2)

118 https://tinyurl.com/3wxc227x

Y’all. I am laughing so hard. We don’t deserve him.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2024 10:27 PM (pZEOD)

119 >>Have you ever done something you thought was right and then almost immediately regretted it?

Sure. I was almost always wrong to regret it.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2024 10:27 PM (LkLld)

120 118 https://tinyurl.com/3wxc227x

Y’all. I am laughing so hard. We don’t deserve him.
Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2024 10:27 PM (pZEOD)

that is GREAT.....

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2024 10:28 PM (xaFKb)

121 Hello Friends! Excellent music selection tonight, MisHum. KC & The Sunshine Band is one of my favorites! That's the way, uh huh, I like it!

Posted by: ALH at August 17, 2024 10:28 PM (xJEPL)

122 115 OK, Diog. I’m pleasantly in my cups.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 17, 2024 10:28 PM (v6JzV)

123 cruel and unusual punishment?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Yes.
KC noise, I judge it to be inhumanely cruel.

And the mystery click too!

Love the mystery pic and the Saturday night joke though. The Betterhalf laughed out loud at it.

Thanks MisHum.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 17, 2024 10:29 PM (QMrkQ)

124
And talk about understaffed. I feel sorry for the ones who have the gumption to work. They just get shelled.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2024 10:26 PM (vJiyU)

__________

They were all hustling and working as fast as they could, but a simple three-item order taking 20 minutes is a bit much.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2024 10:29 PM (1Nxff)

125 Jolene Jolene Joleeeene

I was dumb but used to be a man
You slugged me in the nuts because you caaa-aaa-aaann...

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 17, 2024 10:29 PM (NMT5x)

126 >>Have you ever done something you thought was right and then almost immediately regretted it?

The regret begins as soon as Mrs D finds something about what I have done to bitch about.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2024 10:29 PM (W/lyH)

127 How are you, Diogenes?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 17, 2024 10:29 PM (v6JzV)

128 Umm... pardon me for pointing this out, but I don't think Missus Emhoff has ever built ONE house, let alone three million...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 17, 2024 10:29 PM (dg+HA)

129 Anyone who's seen my earlier posts on our daughter and family's escape from CA here's an bit of an update. We do expect to house them for a couple weeks.... but hopefully have a house lined up for them in early September.

Maybe.

Stress factor is at 11+

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2024 10:30 PM (Q4IgG)

130 118
Piper, thanks for that great link!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 17, 2024 10:30 PM (hOUT3)

131 senior housing on the top floors.

The exercise does them good comrade!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 17, 2024 10:31 PM (q4Yry)

132 Some neighbors a couple houses up the street from my mom's have an enormous hornet's nest in their yard. Maybe I should mention this video to them. Then again, I don't think anyone wants to get near that nest with anything. It's got the whole block steering clear.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 17, 2024 10:31 PM (lHPJf)

133 Thanks for the neat Saturday Night ONT, Mis Hum!

Great joke!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 17, 2024 10:32 PM (CiNoz)

134 47 Ok I guess this is a good place for bad jokes.

We've all heard this one:

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!

Here's an original that I just thought of:

Why didn't the other numbers think nine was real? Because it was pre-ten.

I'm gonna tell that to my kids tomorrow so I can hear them groan.
Posted by: haffhowershower at August 17, 2024 10:00 PM (NMT5x)

Here's a stupid one I heard today:

Why was ten afraid? Because it was caught in the middle of 9/11.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 17, 2024 10:32 PM (VSht7)

135 I haven't commented in a coons age but I need to register my outrage at the worthlessness of the Rockies broadcast announcers. You'd think there wasn't a baseball game going on at all. They are way worse than the Padres announcers which is saying a lot. Thanks for your time.
Posted by: PlumDuff North America's Newest Cryptid at August 17, 2024 10:21 PM (yEEQk)

Priests fighting mountains? Is this something new?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2024 10:32 PM (0eaVi)

136 130 118
Piper, thanks for that great link!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August

I am still laughing. J told me I need to get out more. 🤣😂🤣

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2024 10:32 PM (p4NUW)

137 Hey, Piper, my favorite partially Pawnee person!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 17, 2024 10:32 PM (v6JzV)

138 >>>I think I've gone to my last fast foodery for quite some time. Not cheap and not fast.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

My last fast food experience was 5 Guys. Wonderful food. Huge burgers, great fries. $10+ burgers.

The peanuts were tasty.

A bit pricy but I don't eat out much.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 17, 2024 10:32 PM (2UBPP)

139 128 Umm... pardon me for pointing this out, but I don't think Missus Emhoff has ever built ONE house, let alone three million...
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

Let's not get bogged done in details when there is graft to be had...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 17, 2024 10:32 PM (hOUT3)

140 136
Twitchy has it too, I see.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2024 10:33 PM (p4NUW)

141 Hi Bulg!

I ate steak tonight. I know you were worried about my weird food choices. Which aren’t weird, they are delicious and healthy.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2024 10:34 PM (p4NUW)

142 Kamala's so far ahead of the curve, she already created the future yesterday.

Posted by: Tom Perry at August 17, 2024 10:34 PM (MX0bI)

143
Wife: I don't understand cloning.
Husband: That makes two of us.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 17, 2024 10:35 PM (dg+HA)

144 Hey, Mis Hum - did Weasel have some input on the top pic? It's got the essential ingredients - booze, cigar and a revolver!

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 17, 2024 10:35 PM (TSQkU)

145 " She picked up a metal baseball bat and whacked the would-be robber in the nuts."
----
This could be a line from a Kenny Rogers song
Posted by: All Hail Eris

The legend lives on, from a playground long gone,
Down the street from the Big Discount Liquor.
A brave girl they said, took a bat to his head,
"the small one" she thought with a snicker.

Posted by: mikeski lightfoot at August 17, 2024 10:35 PM (DgGvY)

146 Hello. Lovely moon out tonight.

Posted by: mindful webworker - simply saying hello at August 17, 2024 10:36 PM (jpD4w)

147 Martini Farmer - good luck to you all.

I'm sure the stress will be worth it for getting out of Cali. Such a shame what happened to a beautiful state.

When I was a kid, the saying was: California, the land of fruits and nuts. They left out 'and commies'.

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 17, 2024 10:37 PM (NMT5x)

148 A bat to the nutz will take a t-rex to his knees. It is known.

Posted by: Eromero at August 17, 2024 10:38 PM (LHPAg)

149 141 Piper, good for you!

My absolute favorite protein source is fish. Salmon and trout — yum!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 17, 2024 10:38 PM (v6JzV)

150 Ok I was away from the internet for a while and I have a couple of questions based on some memes I saw...

1) The FNM altered a picture to make it look like there were crowds mobbing Air Force 2 because they love Kamel Toe but the reflections from the plane's body show no people actually there and FB is banning anyone sharing the image?

2) And...this one is more bizarre....There is some article claiming that Tampon Tim one upped Kamel Toe and tossed back some *Equine* Protein Shakes while rushing a frat? No wonder he thinks trannies are normal...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2024 10:38 PM (oZhjI)

151 Umm... pardon me for pointing this out, but I don't think Missus Emhoff has ever built ONE house, let alone three million...
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 17, 2024 10:29 PM (dg+HA)

And if I remember correctly, her opponent might have justt a bit of actual experience in that market.

Maybe next she'll try to beat him at golf.

Posted by: LASue at August 17, 2024 10:38 PM (YDB6U)

152 146 Hello. Lovely moon out tonight.
Posted by: mindful webworker - simply saying hello at August 17, 2024 10:36 PM (jpD4w)
Moonlight feels right.

Posted by: Eromero at August 17, 2024 10:39 PM (LHPAg)

153 Re: The Osmonds - Way back, even before I was 29 the second time, we went to a George Strait concert in Nebraska. The opening act was Marie Osmond. She sang for about 40 minutes and was outstanding. Great voice, good looking!
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 17, 2024 10:25 PM (TSQkU)

I saw George Strait at the Iowa State fair about 30 years ago or so. I couldn't believe that big of star would be there. It was awesome, up close and everything!

RE: the Osmonds, for me it was The Donny and Marie show when I was a kid.

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 17, 2024 10:40 PM (NMT5x)

154 Some neighbors a couple houses up the street from my mom's have an enormous hornet's nest in their yard. Maybe I should mention this video to them. Then again, I don't think anyone wants to get near that nest with anything. It's got the whole block steering clear.

Once we are a proper third world country everyone will have an RPG so it won't really be a problem.

Well, unless the rocketeer misses of course.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2024 10:40 PM (oZhjI)

155 Once we are a proper third world country everyone will have an RPG so it won't really be a problem.

Wolverines!

Posted by: Eromero at August 17, 2024 10:41 PM (LHPAg)

156 Maybe next she'll try to beat him at golf.
Posted by: LASue at August 17, 2024 10:38 PM (YDB6U)

A shoot-off. First one to lose an ear loses the match.

Posted by: RickZ at August 17, 2024 10:41 PM (gKDq2)

157 Oh and sorry one other meme I need explained to me...

The left is mad because Anna Luna wore a bathing suit? I guess she's supposed to wear one of those Handmaid costumes the left loves to wear for a little sex role play?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2024 10:41 PM (oZhjI)

158 I just created an AI picture of "two saddletramps staring at alien corpses." What did I get? A tall skinny alien staring at a naked brunette. Wut?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2024 10:41 PM (0eaVi)

159 Bldg 3million houses, seizing patents , confiscating guns, destroying the takers, the breakers and the kulaks will lead to the glorious revolution tovarich, do not worry

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2024 10:42 PM (gXGVH)

160 135 I haven't commented in a coons age but I need to register my outrage at the worthlessness of the Rockies broadcast announcers. You'd think there wasn't a baseball game going on at all. They are way worse than the Padres announcers which is saying a lot. Thanks for your time.
Posted by: PlumDuff North America's Newest Cryptid at August 17, 2024 10:21 PM (yEEQk)

Priests fighting mountains? Is this something new?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2024 10:32 PM (0eaVi)

I chop 'em down with the edge of my hand

Posted by: Timmy, CPA Karate Instructor Voodoo Child at August 17, 2024 10:42 PM (pIfcn)

161 >>>1) The FNM altered a picture to make it look like there were crowds mobbing Air Force 2 because they love Kamel Toe but the reflections from the plane's body show no people actually there and FB is banning anyone sharing the image?

2) And...this one is more bizarre....There is some article claiming that Tampon Tim one upped Kamel Toe and tossed back some *Equine* Protein Shakes while rushing a frat? No wonder he thinks trannies are normal...

Posted by: 18-1

>Is horse cock semen considered a delicacy in a Democrat Deep State? This would explain many things going forward.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 17, 2024 10:43 PM (2UBPP)

162 158 I just created an AI picture of "two saddletramps staring at alien corpses." What did I get? A tall skinny alien staring at a naked brunette. Wut?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2024 10:41 PM (0eaVi)
There it is, fake and ghey.

Posted by: Eromero at August 17, 2024 10:43 PM (LHPAg)

163 155 Go Blue!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 17, 2024 10:44 PM (v6JzV)

164 And if I remember correctly, her opponent might have justt a bit of actual experience in that market.

Maybe next she'll try to beat him at golf.

Heh. Even if you're not a golfer, this is worth taking a peek at. PDT golfing with Bryson DeChambeau. Dude can play.

https://tinyurl.com/yc3827ax

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 17, 2024 10:44 PM (mH6SG)

165 You're

Posted by: The AoSHQ House Pedant at August 17, 2024 10:45 PM (WBQfF)

166 There it is, fake and ghey.
Posted by: Eromero at August 17, 2024 10:43 PM (LHPAg)

But, spectacular.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2024 10:46 PM (0eaVi)

167 The 8-year-old daughter of the man managing Big Discount Liquor in Maplewood, Minnesota, leapt into action when he took on an assailant at the store late Saturday evening. She picked up a metal baseball bat and whacked the would-be robber in the nuts.

-----------

Two balls, one strike

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2024 10:46 PM (WBQfF)

168 I thought it was best to wait until after dusk when the hornets had returned to the nest before going after them.
But that kind of job would be one of Hubs responsibilities.
Bugs, taking out the trash, vehicle care and lawn maintenance are why I feed him regularly.

Posted by: ALH at August 17, 2024 10:47 PM (xJEPL)

169 How are you, Diogenes?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 17, 2024 10:29 PM (v6JzV)

Good!
Doing some bbq, cigars and single malt.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2024 10:47 PM (W/lyH)

170 Oh and another thing I ran across catching up on what the left is saying...they are now saying that they didn't really claim Vance was weird. That while maybe a couple of leftwinger said it, it was just an isolated thing...

I guess that insult didn't work out for them if they've already memory holed it.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2024 10:47 PM (oZhjI)

171 Maybe.

Stress factor is at 11+
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2024 10:30 PM (Q4IgG)

It is a crappy way to live long term, but having the kids and/or the parents stay in a trailer in the side yard until they can get squared away is a way to both keep them under a roof, and make sure they hustle to find their own place.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2024 10:48 PM (D7oie)

172 I had wasps in my shed. Sprayed them with the liquid spray at dusk and while it killed a few of them it was never enough.

Then I got the foaming stuff and that killed a lot more of them...

But right now I'm trying fake wasp nests to see if those will stop them from building a nest in my shed to begin with...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2024 10:48 PM (oZhjI)

173 Two balls, one strike
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2024 10:46 PM (WBQfF)

***SNORT***

Posted by: ALH at August 17, 2024 10:48 PM (xJEPL)

174 Two balls, one strike
Posted by: Cicero

Low and inside.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 17, 2024 10:50 PM (KAi1n)

175 There it is, fake and ghey.
Posted by: Eromero at August 17, 2024 10:43 PM (LHPAg)

Golly, it got even worse!! Changed it to two saddle tramps staring at a pile of alien corpses and got... (shudder)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2024 10:50 PM (0eaVi)

176 First you forget names,
then you forget faces.
Then you forget to pull up
your zipper... it's worse when
you forget to pull it down.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2024 10:50 PM (W/lyH)

177 I feel no shame in saying that when KC and the Sunshine Band hit, they hit hard and they were enjoyable.

Not all their stuff worked, but go ahead and name a band that were always excellent. If you answer "Rush" you lose, comrade.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 17, 2024 10:51 PM (CHHv1)

178 Nice!

The legend lives on, from a playground long gone,
Down the street from the Big Discount Liquor.
A brave girl they said, took a bat to his head,
"the small one" she thought with a snicker.

His balls were the pride of his front facing side
All snug and secure in his boxers
And later that night when that aluminum bat rang
Could it be his castration he'd been feelin'?

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 17, 2024 10:51 PM (NMT5x)

179 I'm looking forward to Conchobar Morrell explaining to his cellmate how he got busted. Pulled a piece on an eight year old girl... and lost.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 17, 2024 10:51 PM (gKWVE)

180 weirdo doesn't have the same ring as irredeemable and basket of deplorables. But then compared to this lot of propaganda readers Hillary was smart.

Posted by: PaleRider used to be simply irredeemable at August 17, 2024 10:51 PM (xNAmg)

181 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 17, 2024 10:51 PM (CHHv1)

You have excellent taste, BC! I still listen to them, especially when I'm on the treadmill, the beat keeps me moving.

Posted by: ALH at August 17, 2024 10:52 PM (xJEPL)

182 32 Pussyfoot Road is near stately Wayne Manor.

-- Batman

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 17, 2024 10:53 PM (ufFY8)

183
Once we are a proper third world country everyone will have an RPG so it won't really be a problem.

Wolverines!
Posted by: Eromero

Rat Patrol

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2024 10:54 PM (63Dwl)

184
A patent is intellectual property. If the government seizes a patent, isn't that a taking and aren't the assignees entitled to fair compensation?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2024 10:54 PM (1Nxff)

185 But right now I'm trying fake wasp nests to see if those will stop them from building a nest in my shed to begin with...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2024 10:48 PM (oZhjI)

I transplanted a paper-wasp nest into a mailbox I have in my garden (on the hope that wasps will colonize it) so they will eat my garden pests. they get really anxious when I am around them when it is hot out, but in the mornings they are pretty mellow.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2024 10:54 PM (D7oie)

186 The Genius Award video needs an Ozzy Man narration, not the insipid music track.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2024 10:54 PM (9rS+W)

187 I've taken two grizzlies by whacking them in the nuts with a baseball bat. They make nice rugs.

Posted by: Alpha Predator at August 17, 2024 10:54 PM (CV8a5)

188 A patent is intellectual property. If the government seizes a patent, isn't that a taking and aren't the assignees entitled to fair compensation?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2024 10:54 PM (1Nxff)

Not during wartime.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2024 10:54 PM (0eaVi)

189 lyH)

170 Oh and another thing I ran across catching up on what the left is saying...they are now saying that they didn't really claim Vance was weird. That while maybe a couple of leftwinger said it, it was just an isolated thing...

I guess that insult didn't work out for them if they've already memory holed it.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2024 10:47 PM (oZhjI)

The funny part is that the very first one to make a big public statement claiming that was Tim Walz.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2024 10:55 PM (S6gqv)

190 I've reached the point where I would love to see this a Kamala or Tampon Timmy rally - or even the DNC with more than one let loose.

https://youtu.be/K16fG1sDagU

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 17, 2024 10:56 PM (VNX3d)

191 Since I've heard about Period Poverty I've been thinking a lot about it and have decided to donate all my periods to charity What do you think?
Posted by: fd at August 17, 2024 09:49 PM (vFG9F)

You will never be able to get preg...oh, wait.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2024 10:56 PM (9rS+W)

192 184
A patent is intellectual property. If the government seizes a patent, isn't that a taking and aren't the assignees entitled to fair compensation?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17

Please report to the front office.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2024 10:57 PM (pZEOD)

193
Not during wartime.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2024 10:54 PM (0eaVi)

__________

Has a war been declared? Must have missed that?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2024 10:57 PM (1Nxff)

194 The funny part is that the very first one to make a big public statement claiming that was Tim Walz.

In fairness at the time I was blotto on Kentucky Derby Vanilla Juleps. And I don't mean the kind made from a plant...

Posted by: Tim Walz at August 17, 2024 10:58 PM (oZhjI)

195 Not during wartime.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2024 10:54 PM (0eaVi)

__________

Has a war been declared? Must have missed that?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2024 10:57 PM (1Nxff)
***

GWOT
War on Drugs

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2024 10:58 PM (W/lyH)

196 Has a war been declared? Must have missed that?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2024 10:57 PM (1Nxff)

Any particular patent seized lately? I thought it was a general query.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2024 10:58 PM (0eaVi)

197 I've taken two grizzlies by whacking them in the nuts with a baseball bat. They make nice rugs.
Posted by: Alpha Predator at August 17, 2024 10:54 PM (CV8a5)

Seriously, you are supposed to pick bears up as roadkill, and then when they start to get whiffy, pose them in Central park in New York so that the Emergency response teams get out in their Tyvek bunny suits to deal with it.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2024 10:58 PM (D7oie)

198 >>I guess that insult didn't work out for them if they've already memory holed it.

I don't agree with Elon Musk on everything. Maybe not on most things.

But he will go down in history as one of the most important and bravest people for free speech at one the most important times in world history.

There is no more memory holing for politicians anymore.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2024 10:59 PM (LkLld)

199 >>>I thought it was best to wait until after dusk when the hornets had returned to the nest before going after them.
But that kind of job would be one of Hubs responsibilities.
Bugs, taking out the trash, vehicle care and lawn maintenance are why I feed him regularly.

Posted by: ALH

>Your generosity and compassion are boundless. Can you provide accommodations for one more hobo slave? I can cook.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 17, 2024 11:00 PM (2UBPP)

200 I love you people but I’m a tad tipsy. Got my teeth brushed and in a glass, turning for the night. Be sure to put out the lantern.

Posted by: Eromero at August 17, 2024 11:00 PM (LHPAg)

201 A BEAR! It was a goat!
-JFK

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 17, 2024 11:00 PM (NMT5x)

202 Good evening morons y gracias mh por el ont

I saw KC and the Sunshine Band at Candlestick Park. The place was shakin'

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2024 11:02 PM (JvZF+)

203 You don’t tug in Superman’s cape;
You don’t spit in the wind.
You don’t pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger, and you don’t mess around with that little girl down at the liquor store.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2024 11:03 PM (S6gqv)

204 Seriously, you are supposed to pick bears up as roadkill, and then when they start to get whiffy, pose them in Central park in New York so that the Emergency response teams get out in their Tyvek bunny suits to deal with it.
Posted by: Kindltot

Better yet, grab two. Sit Joe Biden between them on a park bench, and take bets on which one is more alive.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 17, 2024 11:04 PM (VNX3d)

205 Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2024 11:04 PM (pZEOD)

206 31 Ya gotta know when to scrote 'em

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 17, 2024 09:51 PM (NMT5x)
----
Ya scrote 'em and ya scrod 'em.

Posted by: Ciampino - Your job is to protect the home from marauding vermin Dems at August 17, 2024 11:04 PM (qfLjt)

207 I saw KC and the Sunshine Band at Candlestick Park. The place was shakin'
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2024 11:02 PM (JvZF+)

All night long?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2024 11:04 PM (0eaVi)

208 Good evening morons y gracias mh por el ont

I saw KC and the Sunshine Band at Candlestick Park. The place was shakin'
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2024 11:02 PM (JvZF+)

That must have been in '89.

Posted by: RickZ at August 17, 2024 11:05 PM (gKDq2)

209 Woohoo!
Major thunder, lightening and rain.
Got the last dog walk in just in time.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2024 11:06 PM (W/lyH)

210 A patent is intellectual property. If the government seizes a patent, isn't that a taking and aren't the assignees entitled to fair compensation?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2024 10:54 PM (1Nxff)

And we'll decide what's 'fair'.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judges at August 17, 2024 11:06 PM (gKDq2)

211 And that little girl was ME!

Posted by: Kamala at August 17, 2024 11:07 PM (63Dwl)

212 I saw KC and the Sunshine Band at Candlestick Park. The place was shakin'
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2024 11:02 PM (JvZF+)

Well, to be fair, that place shakes all the time.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2024 11:08 PM (W/lyH)

213 Woohoo!
Major thunder, lightening and rain.
Got the last dog walk in just in time.
Posted by: Diogenes

Just checked the forecast, looks like we're about 30 minutes away from it. That is one well defined front.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2024 11:09 PM (vJiyU)

214 213 Woohoo!
Major thunder, lightening and rain.
Got the last dog walk in just in time.
Posted by: Diogenes

Just checked the forecast, looks like we're about 30 minutes away from it. That is one well defined front.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2024 11:09 PM (vJiyU)
***

Wind is picking up now too.
Best storm in awhile.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2024 11:11 PM (W/lyH)

215 Over at GP there's an article about Chicago and the Dems being overrun by 100k pro Hamas demonstrators. Dem congresscritters are being told to register at hotels under aliases. The Chicago police are very understaffed and usually officers from other departments are hired to add to security. Other officers aren't signing on. I would say there's not enough popcorn in the world for this week but it's going to be one nasty shitshow.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2024 11:11 PM (gXGVH)

216 The young Mädchen that ruined a brute's wedding tackle with a deftly-handled aluminum bat is commendable. I do not find it unlikely that she is of Teutonic heritage, since this is a long-honored and rigorously observed tradition among my countrymen. It may be employed to greet someone, to say goodbye, to ask the time, or to seek directions, amidst a wealth of other usages. Deutschland has endeavored for decades to get it added to the roster of Olympic competitions, and numerous scholarships are available for those willing to let an aluminum bat to do their communication for them. Bismarck was a notable advocate of the practice, and made considerable use of it in the proceedings of the Reichstag. Before the Brothers Grimm applied their censorship, Hansel and Gretel, having shoved an Angela Merkel type witch into a fiery stove, made their way homeward with great joy and gleefulness and greeted their weak father with a storm of aluminum bat strikes, and then sold their evil stepmother to Serbians, who will literally buy everything. This is reflected in the original title of the tale, "The Two Merry Children Who Rendered Their Pitiful Father A Melancholy Eunuch."

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 17, 2024 11:11 PM (tmPIh)

217 Some neighbors a couple houses up the street from my mom's have an enormous hornet's nest in their yard. Maybe I should mention this video to them. Then again, I don't think anyone wants to get near that nest with anything. It's got the whole block steering clear.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 17, 2024 10:31 PM (lHPJf)

Make an M80-style firecracker by rolling up about 2 ounces of black powder real tight in newspaper, with a fuse, of course. After sunset, when the bastards are all in the nest, stuff the firework into the hole in the bottom of the nest, trapping them in there. Light the fuse, and run away. There will be an Earth-shattering Kaboom! And the hornets will be gone. I have done this. It works. All that was left was a huge cloud of confetti, made of nest paper, newspaper, and hornet wings.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2024 11:12 PM (BfydD)

218 215 Over at GP there's an article about Chicago and the Dems being overrun by 100k pro Hamas demonstrators. Dem congresscritters are being told to register at hotels under aliases. The Chicago police are very understaffed and usually officers from other departments are hired to add to security. Other officers aren't signing on. I would say there's not enough popcorn in the world for this week but it's going to be one nasty shitshow.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2024 11:11 PM

Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of people!

(Except for the few innocent souls in Chicago that did NOT vote for that $hit.)

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 17, 2024 11:13 PM (HlyYF)

219 Founder of Anonymous blows the lid on the international cyber group's secrets for the first time

https://mol.im/a/13628939

Posted by: Ciampino - Your job is to protect the home from marauding vermin Dems #01 at August 17, 2024 11:14 PM (qfLjt)

220 Martini Farmer,
You're doing a good thing. Next year you will be proud of your daughter and her family and so very happy you could be of such help. Try to enjoy the cramped space. And the closeness. And the meals together.

They will be out of your hair soon enough. And then you will miss the chaos.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 17, 2024 11:15 PM (KgpeB)

221 Trump at his huge rally in PA an hour ago and now all over X.

>>“Harris did not choose Governor Josh Shapiro as her running mate because he’s Jewish. Since the Holocaust, it has not been as dangerous to be Jewish in America as it is now."

Ever think you would not just hear that but also agree with in your lifetime?

The media won't report it but X will allow it. Trump is right and Musk is right to allow it.

That's what leadership looks like.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2024 11:15 PM (LkLld)

222 Woohoo!
Major thunder, lightening and rain.
Got the last dog walk in just in time.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2024 11:06 PM (W/lyH)

I'm reliably informed that thunderbolts and lightning can be very, very frightening.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 17, 2024 11:15 PM (Aqu9a)

223 219 Founder of Anonymous blows the lid on the international cyber group's secrets for the first time

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If anyone is going to blow anything around here, it's me.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 17, 2024 11:16 PM (WBQfF)

224 Over at GP there's an article about Chicago and the Dems being overrun by 100k pro Hamas demonstrators. Dem congresscritters are being told to register at hotels under aliases. The Chicago police are very understaffed and usually officers from other departments are hired to add to security. Other officers aren't signing on. I would say there's not enough popcorn in the world for this week but it's going to be one nasty shitshow.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2024 11:11 PM

Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of people!

(Except for the few innocent souls in Chicago that did NOT vote for that $hit.)

Not saying we won't get our hair mussed. But, 5 to 10 thousand injured and maybe a couple dozen dead.

Posted by: Buck Turgidson now with the DNC at August 17, 2024 11:17 PM (vJiyU)

225 Diogenes! Nothing here. It's cloudy, but calm. Slight wind out of the south.

Looking forward to a good storm.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 17, 2024 11:17 PM (KgpeB)

226 New woke bible for midwives suggests gender neutral terms like 'chestfeeding' and 'pregnant person'

https://mol.im/a/13736637

Posted by: Ciampino - Your job is to protect the home from marauding vermin Dems #02 at August 17, 2024 11:18 PM (qfLjt)

227 ot saying we won't get our hair mussed. But, 5 to 10 thousand injured and maybe a couple dozen dead.
Posted by: Buck Turgidson now with the DNC at August 17, 2024 11:17 PM (vJiyU)

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And all because of Trump's incendiary rhetoric!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2024 11:19 PM (WBQfF)

228 Do a little dance
Make a little love
Get down tonight!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2024 11:19 PM (JvZF+)

229 Nurse! Ya'all battened down for the worstest storm in the history of the NW?

Posted by: Buck Turgidson now with the DNC at August 17, 2024 11:20 PM (vJiyU)

230 Everybody was kung fu fighting

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2024 11:20 PM (WBQfF)

231 New woke bible for midwives suggests gender neutral terms like 'chestfeeding' and 'pregnant person'

Posted by: Ciampino - Your job is to protect the home from marauding vermin Dems #02 at August 17, 2024 11:18 PM (qfLjt)

I guess 'useless as tits on a bull' has lost all meaning.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judges at August 17, 2024 11:20 PM (gKDq2)

232 If anyone is going to blow anything around here, it's me.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 17, 2024 11:16 PM (WBQfF)

It's nice to have a hobby.

Posted by: ALH at August 17, 2024 11:20 PM (xJEPL)

233 Der go da judges, der go da judges.

Posted by: RickZ at August 17, 2024 11:21 PM (gKDq2)

234 Over at GP there's an article about Chicago and the Dems being overrun by 100k pro Hamas demonstrators. Dem congresscritters are being told to register at hotels under aliases. The Chicago police are very understaffed and usually officers from other departments are hired to add to security. Other officers aren't signing on. I would say there's not enough popcorn in the world for this week but it's going to be one nasty shitshow.

Posted by: Smell the Glove

Soooo, how many "John Smiths" are registered, and how many "Mohammed Mohammeds" are registered in the same hotel.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 17, 2024 11:21 PM (VNX3d)

235 Off sock

Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2024 11:21 PM (vJiyU)

236 Hey, you got to admit KC & the Sunshine Band was more fun than Barry Manilow.

Posted by: ALH at August 17, 2024 11:21 PM (xJEPL)

237 The purpose of the hijab is to prevent temptation among Muslim men.
So when they force a baby to cover up, what does that tell you?!

https://tinyurl.com/yj9t289p

Posted by: Ciampino - Your job is to protect the home from marauding vermin Dems #03 at August 17, 2024 11:21 PM (qfLjt)

238 Good grief. I miss everything don't I?!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 17, 2024 11:22 PM (tQk2q)

239 I’m expecting a patheticly small crowd of protesters. Commie la and Sugar Walz are the commies’ dream team.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson Trump Vance 2024 at August 17, 2024 11:22 PM (55boN)

240 Hey hey hey bulgar-o-!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2024 11:22 PM (S6gqv)

241 The purpose of the hijab is to prevent temptation among Muslim men.
So when they force a baby to cover up, what does that tell you?!

Posted by: Ciampino - Your job is to protect the home from marauding vermin Dems #03 at August 17, 2024 11:21 PM (qfLjt)

They vote Democrat.

Posted by: RickZ at August 17, 2024 11:22 PM (gKDq2)

242 It was the second to last Giants game before they tore it down. There was a concert after the game.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2024 11:22 PM (JvZF+)

243 'Dozens injured' after ferris wheel bursts into flames at huge German music festival with 30,000 watching in horror below

https://mol.im/a/13753755

Posted by: Ciampino - Your job is to protect the home from marauding vermin Dems #04 at August 17, 2024 11:23 PM (qfLjt)

244 Not saying we won't get our hair mussed. But, 5 to 10 thousand injured and maybe a couple dozen dead.

Posted by: Buck Turgidson now with the DNC at August 17, 2024 11:17 PM

Are you actually there, Buck? If so, stay safe.

It is fire that worries me for mass deaths in a crowd. I do controlled burns on our farm every year, and fire is a capricious bitch. Even when I do everything to control it, the fire is barely controlled.

Street thugs have no idea how quickly their little fires can become unquenchable.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 17, 2024 11:23 PM (HlyYF)

245 KC and the Sunshine Band were much better and essential to disco than the Bee Gees. I have several KC tracks on my playlist and all respect to the Bee Gees, they have none.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2024 11:24 PM (JvZF+)

246 For reasons uncertain, my previous comment reminded me of a conversation Werner had with beloved auteur of the perverse French, Alfred Hitchcock. We were in a discussion on the pitfalls of following the cinematic Muse, and Hitch made the assertion that "Actors are like cattle." This, Werner understands, is a remark Al made on numerous occasions. I was stirred to respond most vehemently. "You are wrong, Limey obesity hobbyist! Cattle actually serve a useful purpose!" He had no response to this. Writhing on the floor with his naughty bits having been exploded with the aluminum bat I always, like all Germans, carry, he found conversing difficult. Ja, maybe that is why I thought of it. This seems possible. When word of this spread through the wretched hive of scum and villiany that is Tinseltown, the winsome Tippi Hedren sent me a nice fruit basket, with a note in her beautiful calligraphy thanking me for "making Hitch your bitch." It rhymed, so how could Werner not like it? Werner's early career was more fraught than he should like to think. Ach.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 17, 2024 11:25 PM (tmPIh)

247 I'm reliably informed that thunderbolts and lightning can be very, very frightening.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 17, 2024 11:15 PM (Aqu9a)

My dog is hiding in my closet. Shaking like a leaf.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2024 11:25 PM (W/lyH)

248 The chaos at the Chicago DNC in 68 helped swing votes to Nixon. Of course the best thing about the chaos was Dan Rather getting punched on the convention floor.
The second best thing was Mayor Daley's malaprop. He was asked if the Chicago police are causing disorder and responded " the policeman is not there to cause disorder, the policeman is there to preserve disorder"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2024 11:25 PM (gXGVH)

249 Soooo, how many "John Smiths" are registered, and how many "Mohammed Mohammeds" are registered in the same hotel.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 17, 2024 11:21 PM

I wish the Democrat party had even one Adam Smith. They have no members that understand even a single economic concept.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 17, 2024 11:25 PM (HlyYF)

250 230 Everybody was kung fu fighting
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2024 11:20 PM (WBQfF)

I heard that their fists were fast as lightning.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2024 11:26 PM (S6gqv)

251 230 Everybody was kung fu fighting
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2024 11:20 PM (WBQfF)

I heard that their fists were fast as lightning.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2024 11:26 PM (S6gqv)

Well, it is said that Saturday night's alright for fighting. You can get a little action in.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 17, 2024 11:27 PM (Aqu9a)

252 KC and the Sunshine Band were much better and essential to disco than the Bee Gees. I have several KC tracks on my playlist and all respect to the Bee Gees, they have none.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2024 11:24 PM (JvZF+)

Watching blacks react to their music videos is funny. 'Wait, they're white?'

Posted by: RickZ at August 17, 2024 11:27 PM (gKDq2)

253 169 How are you, Diogenes?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 17, 2024 10:29 PM (v6JzV)

Good!
Doing some bbq, cigars and single malt.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2024 10:47 PM (W/lyH)

What, no wine, women and song?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 17, 2024 11:27 PM (J4w7l)

254 When word of this spread through the wretched hive of scum and villiany that is Tinseltown, the winsome Tippi Hedren sent me a nice fruit basket, with a note in her beautiful calligraphy thanking me for "making Hitch your bitch." It rhymed, so how could Werner not like it? Werner's early career was more fraught than he should like to think. Ach.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 17, 2024 11:25 PM (tmPIh)

You’re really much too good at this, you truly are!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2024 11:28 PM (S6gqv)

255 Harris Joins the FTC's Food Fight Against Kroger-Albertsons Merger

https://tinyurl.com/mryfxrz7

Seems unconstitutional for the Exec to take sides in commerce.

Posted by: Ciampino - Your job is to protect the home from marauding vermin Dems #05 at August 17, 2024 11:28 PM (qfLjt)

256 Unfortunately the CPD is not anything like it was in 1968. In 1968, hippies were the enemy.

Now hippies are the Power.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2024 11:28 PM (JvZF+)

257 What, no wine, women and song?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 17, 2024 11:27 PM (J4w7l)

Bidenomics put a crimp in that style.

Posted by: ALH at August 17, 2024 11:28 PM (xJEPL)

258 How are you, Diogenes?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 17, 2024 10:29 PM (v6JzV)

Good!
Doing some bbq, cigars and single malt.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2024 10:47 PM (W/lyH)

What, no wine, women and song?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 17, 2024 11:27
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Naaa. Last few years it's been beer, the 'ol lady and tv.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2024 11:29 PM (W/lyH)

259 X to close operations in Brazil 'effective immediately'

https://tinyurl.com/3fj6sp3h

Posted by: Ciampino - Your job is to protect the home from marauding vermin Dems #06 at August 17, 2024 11:30 PM (qfLjt)

260 Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 17, 2024 11:25 PM (tmPIh)

The only thing more hilarious than reading this is reading this with Herzog's unique delivery.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 17, 2024 11:30 PM (J4w7l)

261 After sunset, when the bastards are all in the nest, stuff the firework into the hole in the bottom of the nest, trapping them in there....
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I see a certain step that seems risky.

Posted by: mindful webworker - firebomber at August 17, 2024 11:30 PM (jpD4w)

262 You’re really much too good at this, you truly are!
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2024 11:28 PM (S6gqv)
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And consistently obtuse like most Germans.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2024 11:30 PM (JvZF+)

263 Rat!

You bastard!!!

I closed the windows a little. Got some rain and some lightning.

Whoohoo! Give it to me!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 17, 2024 11:30 PM (6YzFa)

264 I wish the Democrat party had even one Adam Smith. They have no members that understand even a single economic concept.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 17, 2024 11:25 PM (HlyYF)

Commie-la understands Marx' economic concepts quite well.

Posted by: RickZ at August 17, 2024 11:30 PM (gKDq2)

265 Popcorn out, here's Ben Sasse justifying why he hired his DC buddies at University of Florida at high six figures to do nothing but lie back at home and wank:
x.com/BenSasse/status/ 1824475441933193386

Posted by: gKWVE at August 17, 2024 11:31 PM (gKWVE)

266 259 X to close operations in Brazil 'effective immediately'

https://tinyurl.com/3fj6sp3h
Posted by: Ciampino - Your job is to protect the home from marauding vermin Dems #06 at August 17, 2024 11:30 PM (qfLjt)

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Go long on VPN services.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2024 11:31 PM (WBQfF)

267 On Tuesday, Walmart announced that they would be partnering with Knuckies Hoagies, a Milton, Ga., chain that specializes in fresh sandwiches and cheesesteaks.

The opportunity could also involve opening an Alumni Cookie Dough spot in each location with the sandwich shop.

Aside from the exciting new partnership with Knuckies Hoagies, Walmart has made it part of its mission to expand further into different food offerings than the most unhealthy options.

The company has expanded food shops in hundreds of other stores in 2024 alone. Earlier this year, it announced a partnership with Mr. Gatti's Pizza across 90 stores. As well, an exciting new Poke location will join several locations as well.

Posted by: Ciampino - Your job is to protect the home from marauding vermin Dems #07 at August 17, 2024 11:31 PM (qfLjt)

268 I see a certain step that seems risky.
Posted by: mindful webworker - firebomber at August 17, 2024 11:30 PM (jpD4w)

Not really. Hornets and wasps don't fly at night.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2024 11:31 PM (BfydD)

269 263 Rat!

You bastard!!!

I closed the windows a little. Got some rain and some lightning.

Whoohoo! Give it to me!
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 17, 2024 11:30 PM (6YzFa)
***

Ummmm....phrasing.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2024 11:32 PM (W/lyH)

270 Ida set that hornet's nest alight.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2024 11:33 PM (wCq0Y)

271 > Martini Farmer,
You're doing a good thing. Next year you will be proud of your daughter and her family and so very happy you could be of such help. Try to enjoy the cramped space. And the closeness. And the meals together.

They will be out of your hair soon enough. And then you will miss the chaos.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Yea... we're buying them a house so they should be set. Hopefully things will sort out by mid-September. But this isn't without strings attached. Like some payback. But I seriously don't think we'll get our down payment back.

I feel for them. They've been unable to pull themselves out of a day-to-day pay as you go situation for nearly 2 decades. They've basically got nothing, financially speaking. So... here we are.

California is a trap. Beautiful, but it sucks the life out of you. Unless you're well connected. Such is life.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2024 11:33 PM (Q4IgG)

272 Not really. Hornets and wasps don't fly at night.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2024 11:31 PM (BfydD)

They're busy reading the Hornet ONT.

Posted by: RickZ at August 17, 2024 11:33 PM (gKDq2)

273 256 Unfortunately the CPD is not anything like it was in 1968. In 1968, hippies were the enemy.

Now hippies are the Power.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2024 11:28 PM

That should now make Daley's statement true.

The second best thing was Mayor Daley's malaprop. He was asked if the Chicago police are causing disorder and responded " the policeman is not there to cause disorder, the policeman is there to preserve disorder"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2024 11:25 PM

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 17, 2024 11:33 PM (HlyYF)

274
Whoohoo! Give it to me!
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 17, 2024 11:30 PM (6YzFa)

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And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2024 11:34 PM (WBQfF)

275 Ida set that hornet's nest alight.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2024 11:33 PM (wCq0Y)

Not when it's attached to a house, I wouldn't.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2024 11:34 PM (BfydD)

276 263 Rat!

You bastard!!!

I closed the windows a little. Got some rain and some lightning.

Whoohoo! Give it to me!
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 17, 2024 11:30 PM (6YzFa)

That's hot.

Posted by: Not Sponge at August 17, 2024 11:34 PM (J4w7l)

277 I closed the windows a little. Got some rain and some lightning.
Whoohoo! Give it to me!
Posted by: nurse ratched

Still hasn't hit here, looks just a bit south...Love a good summer storm! Whoa! a big ole thunder boomer just now!!

Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2024 11:34 PM (vJiyU)

278 Top story on Insty:

NEWS YOU CAN USE? DNC Attendees Will Have Opportunities For Free Vasectomies, Abortions.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 17, 2024 11:37 PM (J4w7l)

279 The “Justice” minister of Brazil threatened to arrest any twitter/X employee unless X agreed to either allow the government to censor all posts, or to turn over all personal info on anyone who made a post that the Brazilian government disliked. Musk responded by closing all offiices in Brazil and letting all Brazilian employees go, so that they would not be under threat of arrest.
But Brazil is not going to be able to stop people from seeing X on the net, through satellite hookups.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2024 11:37 PM (S6gqv)

280 The company has expanded food shops in hundreds of other stores in 2024 alone. Earlier this year, it announced a partnership with Mr. Gatti's Pizza across 90 stores. As well, an exciting new Poke location will join several locations as well.
Posted by: Ciampino - Your job is to protect the home from marauding vermin Dems #07 at August 17, 2024 11:31 PM (qfLjt)

Local one put in a Charlie's Cheesesteaks. I wondered if they'd all be the same or different Different is better.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2024 11:38 PM (0eaVi)

281 Today was 2-stroke engine day here at Peon Manor. Put new carburetors in two Husqvarna weed whackers belonging to a friend, and got them both running well.

Then, for my own amusement, I overhauled the carburetor for a Toro Flymo I got at a silent auction in Apache Junction. Doing a semi-restoration of the old thing. They were a hoot to run, back in the day. Mower has no wheels; rides on a cushion of air like a baby hovercraft. No eels, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2024 11:39 PM (BfydD)

282 Definitely something about being on or near water. I was on the lake today for a few hours and yeah I’m very chill right now.

Posted by: Hey now at August 17, 2024 11:39 PM (3zm6a)

283 My dog is hiding in my closet. Shaking like a leaf.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2024 11:25 PM (W/lyH)

That lightning storm came marching through here earlier today. The cats came in because it was starting to rain.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2024 11:39 PM (D7oie)

284 NEWS YOU CAN USE? DNC Attendees Will Have Opportunities For Free Vasectomies, Abortions.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 17, 2024 11:37 PM (J4w7l)

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That's a great deal. Usually you need four abortions to get a free one.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2024 11:40 PM (WBQfF)

285 I wish the Democrat party had even one Adam Smith. They have no members that understand even a single economic concept.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 17, 2024 11:25 PM (HlyYF)

They would shoot back that "Krugman has a NOBEL in economics, peasant"

at least they would if they could get their fax machines to work right.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2024 11:40 PM (D7oie)

286 We should encourage every Democrat man to have a vasectomy.

Posted by: Hey now at August 17, 2024 11:41 PM (3zm6a)

287 Come to Chicago. See the Navy Pier. Enjoy the fine cuisine. Kill your baby.

Sounds about right for a Dem vacation.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2024 11:41 PM (WBQfF)

288 I think tonight will be one of those rare times when a 9:00 PM bedtime sounds wonderful. See you Morons on the book thread.

Posted by: PabloD, Horde member in good standing at August 17, 2024 11:42 PM (HSwo3)

289 We should encourage every Democrat man to have a vasectomy.
Posted by: Hey now

Even the ones with a uterus.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2024 11:42 PM (vJiyU)

290 Please remember to spay or neuter your Democrat pets.

Posted by: the DNC apparently at August 17, 2024 11:43 PM (gKWVE)

291 That’s former Enron advisor Krugman. Who also predicted a recession every year between 2003 and 2008. Eventually the broken clock was right.

Posted by: Hey now at August 17, 2024 11:43 PM (3zm6a)

292 Mr Gatti’s is still around? It used to be big in Texas, which is where it started, but all the Mr. Gatti’s around here disappeared about 20 years ago or so.

Pizza Hut is another chain that’s mostly disappeared. Once they were everywhere, it’s amusing to see what those very recognizable buildings have become. My favorite is in Navasota, Texas, where an obvious old Pizza Hut is now a funeral home and chapel. 2 free pizzas with every burial!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2024 11:43 PM (S6gqv)

293 What, no wine, women and song?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 17, 2024 11:27 PM (J4w7l)

with my luck it is thunderbird, and Lena Dunham singing Yoko tunes.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2024 11:44 PM (D7oie)

294 That’s former Enron advisor Krugman. Who also predicted a recession every year between 2003 and 2008. Eventually the broken clock was right.
Posted by: Hey now at August 17, 2024 11:43 PM (3zm6a)

Well, Obama was elected in '08. Recession a foregone conclusion.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2024 11:44 PM (BfydD)

295 Krugman also said on Nov 9, 2016 - day after the election - that the stock market is headed for a crash from which we may never recover.

And then in the ensuing 2 months stocks were up 20%.

That’s the great and mighty Krugman.

Posted by: Hey now at August 17, 2024 11:44 PM (3zm6a)

296 And consistently obtuse like most Germans.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

It is a failing of my countrymen. We are not acute. Goethe was, maybe. Or Schiller, on his good days. Of the Austrians we do not speak, lest they think they are people.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 17, 2024 11:45 PM (tmPIh)

297 5 I wish the Democrat party had even one Adam Smith. They have no members that understand even a single economic concept.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 17, 2024 11:25 PM (HlyYF)

They do actually. Representative Adam Smith WA-9. Comes across as a real level-headed guy but a diehard Dem. Not an economist.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2024 11:45 PM (W/lyH)

298 Love a good summer storm!

Same here but not the kind that we've been getting here lately.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 17, 2024 11:45 PM (mH6SG)

299 >> Over at GP there's an article about Chicago and the Dems being overrun by 100k pro Hamas demonstrators. Dem congresscritters are being told to register at hotels under aliases. The Chicago police are very understaffed and usually officers from other departments are hired to add to security. Other officers aren't signing on. I would say there's not enough popcorn in the world for this week but it's going to be one nasty shitshow.

These people obviously don't read the polls.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2024 11:45 PM (LkLld)

300 My favorite is in Navasota, Texas, where an obvious old Pizza Hut is now a funeral home and chapel. 2 free pizzas with every burial!
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2024 11:43 PM (S6gqv)

They keep a steam roller in the back parking lot to prep "clients" for the crematorium.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2024 11:45 PM (BfydD)

301 They say Trump should talk about kitchen table issues.
Kamala will give everyone a kitchen table.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2024 11:46 PM (63Dwl)

302 NEWS YOU CAN USE? DNC Attendees Will Have Opportunities For Free Vasectomies, Abortions.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 17, 2024 11:37 PM (J4w7l)

I can only hope they are hiring that 8 year-old with a bat

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2024 11:47 PM (D7oie)

303 Pizza Hut is another chain that’s mostly disappeared. Once they were everywhere, it’s amusing to see what those very recognizable buildings have become. My favorite is in Navasota, Texas, where an obvious old Pizza Hut is now a funeral home and chapel. 2 free pizzas with every burial!
Posted by: Tom Servo

"Why do grandpas ashes smell like pepperoni?"

Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2024 11:47 PM (vJiyU)

304 They would shoot back that "Krugman has a NOBEL in economics, peasant"

at least they would if they could get their fax machines to work right.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2024 11:40 PM

Krugman has correctly predicted twelve of the last three recessions.

However, he should get a second Nobel for this stock market prediction if Trump should win the election in 2016:

“If the question is when markets will recover, a first-pass answer is never."

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 17, 2024 11:47 PM (HlyYF)

305 Paul Krugman is the Paul Ehrlich of Al Gores.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2024 11:48 PM (WBQfF)

306
Representative Adam Smith WA-9. Comes across as a real level-headed guy but a diehard Dem. Not an economist.
Posted by: Diogenes

Are his hands visible?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2024 11:48 PM (63Dwl)

307 We had some of those so-called "pop-up" thunderstorms today. Torrential rain for about 5 minutes, thunder, lightning then sunshine and 100% humidity.

Rince/repeat. Kinda' sucks.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2024 11:49 PM (Q4IgG)

308 They do actually. Representative Adam Smith WA-9. Comes across as a real level-headed guy but a diehard Dem. Not an economist.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2024 11:45 PM

I stand corrected!

Perhaps the invisible hand can pimp slap some common sense into him?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 17, 2024 11:49 PM (HlyYF)

309 Are his hands visible?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2024 11:48 PM (63Dwl)

Check your pockets.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2024 11:49 PM (BfydD)

310 I can just see Oprah giving a speech at the convention.
YOU GET A HOUSE!
AND YOU GET A HOUSE!
AND YOU GET A HOUSE!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2024 11:49 PM (W/lyH)

311 Same here but not the kind that we've been getting here lately.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

Yes, you folks get those whirlpool thingies in your storms. THAT I would not enjoy.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2024 11:50 PM (vJiyU)

312 278 Top story on Insty:

NEWS YOU CAN USE? DNC Attendees Will Have Opportunities For Free Vasectomies, Abortions.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

Come on, they should show solidarity with the Trans community, and offer free sex changes to the attendees. Tampon Timmy can become Tampon Tanya, to make it an all "woman" ticket!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 17, 2024 11:50 PM (VNX3d)

313 Tom Woods and Bob Murphy used to have a podcast called Contra Krugman, where they would read the juciest bits of Krugman's NYT articles, and explain how he was wrong, misinformed, completely off base, and clueless. It was an interesting way of learning Austrian economics.
Eventually they gave it up because they got busy, and it was too depressing.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2024 11:51 PM (D7oie)

314 Reading through the Anonymous article this is amusing...

they went up against someone they believed deserved to threatened - Hal Turner. Turner was a neo-Nazi...but an Anonymous member broke into his emails and found out Turner was a cooperating informant for the FBI

So the violent racist was working for the Feds? Color me shocked.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2024 11:51 PM (oZhjI)

315 I am determined to post while it is still Saturday. Hey, Horde.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 17, 2024 11:52 PM (Sgq8y)

316 Yes, you folks get those whirlpool thingies in your storms. THAT I would not enjoy.

Actually, it's the rain that is overwhelming us. My house just can't withstand the deluges.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 17, 2024 11:52 PM (mH6SG)

317 Well Ok. Good night all, especially to you damn wasps, who just showed up to grace me with your presence...you dickfuks 🤢!!!
Anyway, love this particular lovely horde of ONTers❤❤❤!!!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 17, 2024 11:53 PM (tQk2q)

318 NEWS YOU CAN USE? DNC Attendees Will Have Opportunities For Free Vasectomies, Abortions.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

Come on, they should show solidarity with the Trans community, and offer free sex changes to the attendees. Tampon Timmy can become Tampon Tanya, to make it an all "woman" ticket!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

The incredible advice we give the dims is gold!

Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2024 11:53 PM (vJiyU)

319 Ah yes, Oprah Winfrey, a regular parishioner at TUCC in Chicago.
Until she figured out that Wright's sermons might be difficult to dumb down for all those suburban white females:
newsweek.com/why-oprah-winfrey-left- rev-wrights-church-89617

Posted by: gKWVE at August 17, 2024 11:54 PM (gKWVE)

320 "Why do grandpas ashes smell like pepperoni?"
Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2024 11:47 PM (vJiyU)

Hush, child, and eat.

Posted by: Families Surviving President Harris, OH JOY! at August 17, 2024 11:54 PM (gKDq2)

321 Rince/repeat. Kinda' sucks.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2024 11:49 PM (Q4IgG)

the storm today was a miracle. None of my tomatoes were ripe enough to split!

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2024 11:54 PM (D7oie)

322 the storm today was a miracle. None of my tomatoes were ripe enough to split!

----------

Even if they did they wouldn't have gotten very far.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2024 11:55 PM (WBQfF)

323 V.F.W. tells the orange jesus this is one draft you wont be able to dodge bone spurs. The presidential medal he doles out to his friends is not better then the medal of honor.

Posted by: raimondo at August 17, 2024 11:56 PM (8gTf4)

324 {{{DDS!!!}}} How are things out your way? We got a pretty good thunderstorm going on right now. Waiting for the power and/or internet to die.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2024 11:56 PM (vJiyU)

325 Shhhh. Dimwit is trying to speak.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2024 11:57 PM (WBQfF)

326 Speaking of restaurants that have mostly gone away remember Orange Julius? They had the best fries but now their remaining business is juice...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2024 11:57 PM (oZhjI)

327 As warren wars. The hidden hand americans turn 18 every woman destroy plastic jugs of water placed by anything around court kill/ it can't shoot her as I posted in the election or he deserved so the 7 year old boy want to give americans!

Posted by: raimondo on tap at August 17, 2024 11:58 PM (lSyD7)

328 Shhhh. Dimwit is trying to speak.

It's definitely a somewhat amusing challenge.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 17, 2024 11:59 PM (mH6SG)

329 Is Biden posting here ?

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 17, 2024 11:59 PM (WF/xn)

330 Shhhh. Dimwit is trying to speak.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2024 11:57 PM (WBQfF)

LOL!

I guess the bot business doesn't hire the best.

Posted by: RickZ at August 18, 2024 12:00 AM (gKDq2)

331 >> As warren wars. The hidden hand americans turn 18 every woman destroy plastic jugs of water placed by anything around court kill/ it can't shoot her as I posted in the election or he deserved so the 7 year old boy want to give americans!

That's some authentic crazy.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2024 12:04 AM (LkLld)

332 ❤❤❤DDS❤❤❤How lovely to see you!
I hope all is well with you dear girl!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 18, 2024 12:05 AM (tQk2q)

333 Just got back inside. Yes. I put on my sailing jacket and walked outside to the beach to check it out. Some pretty good bolts and bangers and rain. Nothing crazy.

Still booming out there.

I love a good summer storm. Lucy the Fink is sitting next to me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2024 12:05 AM (Q8X17)

334
The hot sun after a pop-up thunderstorm can make the humidity brutal indeed. Now that I've got this little weather station, I could actually see the numbers for this effect.

Dew point hit 80F+ one time after those. 80F dew point is stifling. When one is 29, one just can't take that too long.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2024 12:06 AM (w6EFb)

335 NEWS YOU CAN USE? DNC Attendees Will Have Opportunities For Free Vasectomies, Abortions.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

I can only hope they are hiring that 8 year-old with a bat
Posted by: Kindltot

Liquor-store thieves, fine.

But 8-year-olds should not be in the same room with Democrats.

Posted by: mikeski at August 18, 2024 12:08 AM (DgGvY)

336 Posted by: raimondo at August 17, 2024 11:56 PM (8gTf4)[/i\

*beep* *beep*

Posted by: the short bus at August 18, 2024 12:09 AM (gKWVE)

337 Speaking of restaurants that have mostly gone away remember Orange Julius? They had the best fries but now their remaining business is juice...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2024 11:57 PM (oZhjI)

I remember liking Orange Julius for the Orange Julius.

But that was back when malls were the hub shopping game in town. Once malls started dying due to a combination of factors, a lot of iconic stores went with them. B. Dalton's, Spencer's Gifts, Hickory Farms (and the free samples), a cafeteria chain (Luby's/S&W's/etc.) and more. Oh well. I saw the birth of the mall craze in the mid '60s and have now lived to see its demise.

Posted by: RickZ at August 18, 2024 12:11 AM (gKDq2)

338 Rain is picking up a bit.

Cleared out the beach. No racing hot rods and motorcycles tonight!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2024 12:12 AM (Q8X17)

339 Outdoor malls still work, I guess. Like the Mosaic out around Fairfax VA.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 18, 2024 12:16 AM (gKWVE)

340 Whew! Thank you Pixy for the auto-close barrel-avoidance.

Not really. Hornets and wasps don't fly at night.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

With my luck, there's always that one with insomnia.

The electric box out back of the old house has mud-daubers annually nesting there. Big nest. If I have to get in there, I first open it up and clobber them with Raid... and run. Kinda hate to. Mud-daubers are the least aggressive. They may be dominating - rarely see the red wasps anymore, and (knock on wood) haven't seen a yellow jacket in years.

Don't seem to have the d@mn3d horse flies as much as we did when I was a kid... or maybe I'm just not outside as much as back then. Man, they hurt.

Posted by: mindful webworker - bee happy at August 18, 2024 12:16 AM (jpD4w)

341 This Raimundo, he is an animal de compagnie here, like a spider, or a monkey? Or perhaps he is an Austrian, with an intelligence higher than a beast, but lower than a man? It is no shame to being deceived about this; Christoph Waltz has fooled many people.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 18, 2024 12:19 AM (tmPIh)

342 Malls were an awful lot of fun in the the early 70's.

{{{ Some Rat}}} things here are good, lots of family stuff going on in anticipation of the wedding, well that and a baby granddaughter who is just the sweetest little girl.

{{{COMM}}} I am so glad to say hi, I have missed you here.

I think that you should all cut raimondo a little slack tonight, his mom is out on a date and he is triggered.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 18, 2024 12:22 AM (Sgq8y)

343 *slides Werner a PBR*

Posted by: Miklos, livin' it up on a Saddy nite at August 18, 2024 12:23 AM (lSyD7)

344 33 Trump nicknamed Kamala Comrade Kamala in PA tonight. Ouch!

- - - - -

She'll fit right in at Chicago's Commie-Con *

Once all the Dem speeches get going there, there won't be a dry seat in the house

* Meme that, I dare ya !

Posted by: As not seen on TV at August 18, 2024 12:26 AM (TfXBV)

345 Watching blacks react to their music videos is funny. 'Wait, they're white?'
Posted by: RickZ

Just went looking for a certain black guy reaction video I'd seen a while back... but, wow! there are dozens of Righteous Brothers Unchained Melody reaction videos. I just remember laughing when the song got to that chill-down-your-spine part, the guy listening said, "that's where the panties come off."

Posted by: mindful webworker - they all say "wow" at August 18, 2024 12:28 AM (jpD4w)

346
We need a good one for Kammunism. That doesn't sound just right. Need something with more ring to it.

Kamalunism?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2024 12:31 AM (w6EFb)

347 Kamalunism?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2024 12:31 AM (w6EFb)

Kamalunacy?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2024 12:34 AM (/tezc)

348 mindful,

The one song that always gets those reacting is Wild Cherry's 'Play That Funky Music, White Boy'. I don't think I've seen one yet that didn't stop the video early and start jumping around saying 'What?'

Posted by: RickZ at August 18, 2024 12:35 AM (gKDq2)

349 "It even rained a bit here in SF."
It was an unusual day. We had fog most of the day, but it was warm, like about 70 degrees, with fog, which almost never happens. I went out in my car and had to hit the wipers.
The water from the fog dripped from every surface, making it resemble rain, but it wasn't rain, out my way.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 18, 2024 12:42 AM (MeG8a)

350 I'd love To ride out a hurricane.

What's it like?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2024 12:48 AM (qDyMg)

351 the alternate universe gets all the best movies
youtu.be/pafXlNiwZl8

Posted by: gKWVE at August 18, 2024 12:51 AM (gKWVE)

352 I'd love To ride out a hurricane.

What's it like?
Posted by: nurse ratched

Windy, with a LOT of rain.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 18, 2024 12:51 AM (vJiyU)

353 Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2024 11:47 PM (vJiyU)

Winslow Ariz still has one... me and Son ate there last April.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 18, 2024 12:54 AM (xaFKb)

354 Looks like Raimondo had a stroke.
Sadly it means his IQ probably went up.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 18, 2024 12:55 AM (elaR+)

355 >>>What, no wine, women and song?

Posted by: Darrell Harris

>You better lock up your daughter, your sister too...

youtube.com/watch?v=SynpwonL8fQ

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 18, 2024 12:59 AM (2UBPP)

356 The media is in full BS mode.
Yesterday they were lying about how good the economy is.
Today I see them lying about how much crime is down.

Yes, if the blue cities refuse to report crimes and basically cook the books it can show a false "reduction" in crime.
Too bad us average folk know it's a lie.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 18, 2024 12:59 AM (elaR+)

357 Miklos, I went down some rabbit holes tonight and I found this little gem just for you.

https://youtu.be/ZASi4tbM-SM?si=FGvF6qhptQQIYnj5

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 18, 2024 01:00 AM (Sgq8y)

358 Yesterday they were lying about how good the economy is.

The left claims to believe ALL of these things at the same time.

1) There is no inflation, anyone claiming there is is a Russian lying bot

2) The inflation is a sign the economy is going well and you should thank Biden

3) The inflation is because of Trump's bad economic policies.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2024 01:01 AM (oZhjI)

359 gKDq2)

349 "It even rained a bit here in SF."
It was an unusual day. We had fog most of the day, but it was warm, like about 70 degrees, with fog, which almost never happens. I went out in my car and had to hit the wipers.
The water from the fog dripped from every surface, making it resemble rain, but it wasn't rain, out my way.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 18, 2024 12:42 AM (MeG8a)

I was waiting for you to say that then dead pirates came out of it, looking for their stolen treasure.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 18, 2024 01:02 AM (S6gqv)

360 We need a good one for Kammunism. That doesn't sound just right. Need something with more ring to it.

-----------

Something straight-forward, perhaps? Wermer thinks ...
Ja!

Kamala, Hawk Tuah Empress, First of her name, Divine Shadow of Kneepads, Defender of Transgender Hobbyism, Protector of the Box Wine Constituency, Ocasio Cortez Mentor and Enabler, Tsar of Borders and other Book Shops, Proclaimer of the Unburdened, Regent of Vermont, Bernie Sanders Kneecapper, Biden's Bane, Subverter of Clintons, Lady of Cats To Whom All Bases Belong, Princess of the Misty Isles of Dearborn, Cackle Queen, Immanetizer of the Eschaton, Last King of Scotland When Forest Whitaker Is Busy, Sauron's Apprentice.

Brief and good, Werner hopes.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 18, 2024 01:03 AM (tmPIh)

361 I'd love To ride out a hurricane.

What's it like?
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2024 12:48 AM (qDyMg)

Depending on the intesirty, from annoying to frightening. Anything above F-3 headed one's way, move inland. Remember Hurricane Camille, 1969. Hit the Gulf Coast @ 150 mph, flattened parts of MS and ended up flooding Richmond, VA.

It's high winds over a sustained period (depending on the speed of the storm), with some prolonged gusts over 100. There's a sound to a direct hit, even a good brush. Then there's the rain coming down in torrential sheets, easily flooding any areas prone to that. If you happen to be more of a direct hit, there's all the above with the added bonus of a good storm surge; 10 to 20 feet is not uncommon. So wind, rain and water. And most likely no electricity. Lots of fun. Board up and go inland.

Posted by: RickZ at August 18, 2024 01:05 AM (gKDq2)

362
I remember an interview one of the local stations did with this guy after one of the big hurri-kins that blew through the SC coast years ago. Can't remember which one. He said he didn't think it was going to be a big deal.

His eyes bugged out as he recalled that night. "The walls was shakin! I thought I wuz gonna die right then!". Then something about seeing a big hunk of roof just flying right by.

I thought of the AC/DC "Shook me all night long" lyrics. The walls was shakin', the earth was quakin'.....shook me all night long.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2024 01:06 AM (w6EFb)

363 The left claims to believe ALL of these things at the same time.
1) There is no inflation, anyone claiming there is is a Russian lying bot
2) The inflation is a sign the economy is going well and you should thank Biden
3) The inflation is because of Trump's bad economic policies.
Posted by: 18-1

You forgot one.

d) The inflation is caused by greedy price gouging corporations (except Amazon, probably). And Kamala can fix it with price controls.

Posted by: mikeski at August 18, 2024 01:07 AM (DgGvY)

364
The media is in full BS mode.
Yesterday they were lying about how good the economy is.
Today I see them lying about how much crime is down.

We are living in Utopia. If you cannot see it you will be made to see it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 18, 2024 01:07 AM (63Dwl)

365 Multi-tasking, reading comments here while watching Trump in Wilkes-Barre. He is one funny guy.

I still can't wrap my head around the miracle that he only got nicked in the ear. This whole year is surreal.

Now I've got to shut Trump off and the Horde too. Pick it up in the morning.

Unless we meet in Dreamland.
https://youtu.be/NAeMqGibd9g

G'nite, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - turning into a pumpkin at August 18, 2024 01:08 AM (jpD4w)

366 We always have pirates about, dead or otherwise.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 18, 2024 01:09 AM (MeG8a)

367 Biden is socking rainmondo

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 18, 2024 01:12 AM (WF/xn)

368 366 We always have pirates about, dead or otherwise.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

But enough about Pittsburgh's baseball team.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 18, 2024 01:12 AM (BW+Gb)

369 Still warm out. 65 I'd reckon. Humid.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2024 01:14 AM (nNBMt)

370
Price gauging, Kumswalla said. Price gauging.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2024 01:15 AM (w6EFb)

371 Unless we meet in Dreamland.
https://youtu.be/NAeMqGibd9g

G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker

I pray you never have such a nightmare.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 18, 2024 01:16 AM (elaR+)

372 Well, I am about ready to have a snooze. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2024 01:20 AM (/tezc)

373 Miklos, I went down some rabbit holes tonight and I found this little gem just for you.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Now I gotta find songs named Marleen and Charleen....

Posted by: Miklos, tryina keep the peace around here at August 18, 2024 01:21 AM (lSyD7)

374 Today's guffaw:
Don Lemon interviewing a random citizen about his economic condition, the person being interviewed says things suck, generally, then Don Lemon corrects him and says that, in fact, things are better than ever, and get your mind right, prole.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 18, 2024 01:21 AM (MeG8a)

375 I'd love To ride out a hurricane.

Nope. Not on my bucket list.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 18, 2024 01:22 AM (mH6SG)

376 In New Orleans, hurricane prep means you put the mattresses against the windows and get a keg of beer and several bags of ice.

Posted by: Miklos knows the drill at August 18, 2024 01:23 AM (lSyD7)

377 BTW, I'm serious about Camille flooding Richmond, even though it hit the MS Gulf coast. Look up 'The Great Richmond Flood of 1969'. Incredible pics. Richmond is the last (or first depending on your direction) navigable port on the James. So much rain was dumped inland in the mountains the little rivers got big that fed the bigger rivers making them huge with finally the big river, with all that new water dumped in, flooding everywhere.

Posted by: RickZ at August 18, 2024 01:24 AM (gKDq2)

378 Price gauging, Kumswalla said. Price gauging.
Posted by: publius

Like "gauging ears?"

She and Biden are creating ever-expanding holes in the economy?

Sounds legit.

Posted by: mikeski at August 18, 2024 01:24 AM (DgGvY)

379 In New Orleans, hurricane prep means you put the mattresses against the windows and get a keg of beer and several bags of ice.
Posted by: Miklos knows the drill at August 18, 2024 01:23 AM (lSyD7)

Your scuba tanks should be in working order, too.

I've walked on those levies. Mother Nature laughs.

Posted by: RickZ at August 18, 2024 01:26 AM (gKDq2)

380 In addition to the full titles of Kamala offered above, Werner wonders if perhaps modes of address should be considered as well. After her coronation, she might favor 'Your Shelob-ness," or perhaps "Unnatural Product of the Strange Mating of a Jackal and an Insurance Agent," or even "Cut-Rate Kaiser Söze of our Current Disease."

Other worthy alternatives: "Jackal Ejecta," "Village Bicycle," "Gentle Ben," "Maid From Nantucket," "Cognitively Challenged Non-Lesbian Space Witch," or "Ralph."

Werner offers these for consideration. The poor soul who shall have to blazon the heraldry for her coat of arms has my pity.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 18, 2024 01:27 AM (tmPIh)

381
Re the Thing in the Woods. There is something strange going on.

Earlier this evening, some near neighbors were having some sort of Hillbilly Hootenanny going on. There was much shooting, sounded high caliber (lots of $$$), and some fireworks, I think. Some of those booms, if they were firearms would've had to be > 0.50 caliber, I think.

I think alcohol was involved too. Well, I just went out a few minutes ago, and heard the god-awfulest sound through the woods. Don't know if it was human or animal, but it sounded like somebody puking his guts out big time, I mean power-puking. "BUUUURRAARRAGH!!!!!". Then some high pitched sounds sort of like some drunk girl cackling....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2024 01:27 AM (w6EFb)

382 Orwell what did you do!
The Socialist government in Britain is now considering to BAN people from thinking in certain zones.

https://tinyurl.com/53w6znb7

Posted by: Ciampino - Your job is to protect the home from marauding vermin Dems #08 at August 18, 2024 01:30 AM (qfLjt)

383 No relief here in the inland NW, just a couple thunderbooms and a sprinkling of muddy-the- windshield rain. Bah.

Today was 102F, tomorrow hopefully only mid-90s.

City says I've got to trim the weeds at (late) Dad's place. Was hoping to wait for cooler weather, but a place down the street went up for sale and methinks they or their realtor turned-in the whole neighborhood... suddenly, *everyone* is trimming and making-pretty, after letting things go all summer. Hmm.

Posted by: JQ at August 18, 2024 01:31 AM (njWTi)

384 Pharma company Bavarian Nordic is seeking approval for its mpox vaccine for 12-17 year olds after WHO declares "global health emergency".

Here we go again...

Italy has BANNED fake lab grown meat.

They have also banned ground mounted solar panels on farm land to protect the food supply.

Italy is REJECTING the WEF agenda!

Posted by: Ciampino - Your job is to protect the home from marauding Dems #09 at August 18, 2024 01:33 AM (qfLjt)

385 "The Socialist government in Britain is now considering to BAN people from thinking in certain zones."
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To be honest, I'd believe THINKING has been banned just about everywhere now. I mean... look around.

Comes as no surprise, really.

God rest Great Britain. What a sorry tale.

Posted by: JQ at August 18, 2024 01:34 AM (njWTi)

386 i have a better idea for preventing mpox in the 12-17 crowd: don't let them hook up with creepy older men, and hang the creepy older men.
k, that may have been two ideas.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 18, 2024 01:35 AM (gKWVE)

387 2019: Dictator Kamala Harris discussing government takeover of companies' patents:
"I will snatch their patent, so that we [the American government] will take over.

https://tinyurl.com/373wbef5

and you know they haven't forgotten that plan from 2019.

Posted by: Ciampino - Your job is to protect the home from marauding Dems #10 at August 18, 2024 01:35 AM (qfLjt)

388 Ahoy!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 18, 2024 01:35 AM (Ym2+y)

389 Well good night, Horde, obligations in the morning. Sweet dreams.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 18, 2024 01:36 AM (Sgq8y)

390 Roadtrip over, nephew is married. Success by any measure.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 18, 2024 01:36 AM (dZVON)

391 We had a joke, back in the early 80s. Could apply now to mpox:

Q: Know how to prevent AIDS? (mpox works now, too)

A: Sit on your *ass* & keep your *mouth* shut!

Posted by: JQ at August 18, 2024 01:38 AM (njWTi)

392 Hi/bye, DDS!

Posted by: JQ at August 18, 2024 01:39 AM (njWTi)

393
DId I see this meme here, some woman saying "Monkeypox is real and everywhere, people! All the men in my husbands all-male book club came down with it!"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2024 01:40 AM (w6EFb)

394 Gangs of brazen teen robbers ransack three 7-Eleven stores in Hollywood on same day Gavin Newsom pledged crackdown on 'smash and grabs'

https://mol.im/a/13753089

Posted by: Ciampino - Your job is to protect the home from marauding Dems #11 at August 18, 2024 01:41 AM (qfLjt)

395 I think it's funny that Kumswalla even utters the word "snatch"

LOL

Posted by: JQ at August 18, 2024 01:41 AM (njWTi)

396 All the men in my husbands all-male book club came down with it!

I hate when that happens.

Posted by: David French at August 18, 2024 01:44 AM (gKWVE)

397 Gangs of brazen teen robbers ransack three 7-Eleven stores in Hollywood on same day Gavin Newsom pledged crackdown on 'smash and grabs'

https://mol.im/a/13753089

Guess they weren't on the distribution list for that email.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 18, 2024 01:44 AM (dZVON)

398 385 "The Socialist government in Britain is now considering to BAN people from thinking in certain zones."
----------

To be honest, I'd believe THINKING has been banned just about everywhere now. I mean... look around.

Comes as no surprise, really.

God rest Great Britain. What a sorry tale.
Posted by: JQ

It will take some time before Great Britain re-earns that name. I'm saddened by it; some of my ancestors came from England and Scotland.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 18, 2024 01:52 AM (VNX3d)

399 397 Gangs of brazen teen robbers ransack three 7-Eleven stores in Hollywood on same day Gavin Newsom pledged crackdown on 'smash and grabs'

https://mol.im/a/13753089

Guess they weren't on the distribution list for that email.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310

Assumes facts not in evidence. They may have received it, but not been able to read it.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 18, 2024 01:53 AM (VNX3d)

400 Air Force base is targeted by multiple gunmen in drive-by shooting as security guards return fire

https://mol.im/a/13753411

The gatekeepers actually had ammo? Did they get permission to return fire? In triplicate? Notarized?

"Here are some dummy blanks, not real blanks you understand? If someone shoots at you, point your finger at them and go bang! bang!"

Posted by: Ciampino - Your job is to protect the home from marauding Dems #13 at August 18, 2024 01:56 AM (qfLjt)

401 Army Humor
Army is out defending some outpost and Pvt Smith, in a trench, runs out of ammo. Since there is no spare ammo the sergeant tells him to pretend shooting at the enemy.
So here is Pvt Smith pointing his arm, index finger extended, and shouting "Bang! Bang! Bangety Bang!"
Suddenly this enormous enemy soldier looms out of all the smoke and runs all over Smith while shouting "Tank! Tank! Tankety Tank!"

Posted by: Ciampino - Your job is to protect the home from marauding Dems #14 at August 18, 2024 01:58 AM (qfLjt)

402
They were once the empire upon which the sun never set. And not too long ago....

Queen Victoria, Gladstone and Disraeli to this, just a scant 100 years late.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2024 02:00 AM (w6EFb)

403 Furious ranchers across America unite behind terrified South Dakota couple facing jail after armed feds stormed their land

https://mol.im/a/13752965

Federal land belongs to the people. The Feds actually have no claim in my opinion.

Posted by: Ciampino - Your job is to protect the home from marauding Feds #15 at August 18, 2024 02:01 AM (qfLjt)

404 There is no Good Marxism can't destroy

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2024 02:02 AM (fwDg9)

405 Chilling video shows woman strolling with boyfriend before awful fate

https://mol.im/a/13752891

Posted by: Ciampino - Your job is to protect the home from marauding Feds #16 at August 18, 2024 02:07 AM (qfLjt)

406 Good morning my people.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 18, 2024 02:12 AM (VW9OP)

407 Funny meme about the ark:

https://tinyurl.com/ymrey2ft

Posted by: Ciampino - Your job is to protect the home from marauding Feds #17 at August 18, 2024 02:13 AM (qfLjt)

408 “Attendees at the Democratic National Convention (DNC) in Chicago will have the opportunity to receive free vasectomies and abortions just blocks away from the proceedings, at the United Center” - DC

https://tinyurl.com/y2c5zrx7

Fancy that!

Posted by: Ciampino - Your job is to protect the home from marauding Feds #18 at August 18, 2024 02:16 AM (qfLjt)

409 Attendees at the Democratic National Convention (DNC) in Chicago will have the opportunity to receive free vasectomies and abortions just blocks away from the proceedings, at the United Center” - DC

Well, since they apparently already had lobotomies...

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 18, 2024 02:26 AM (U00Z8)

410 407 Funny meme about the ark:

https://tinyurl.com/ymrey2ft
Posted by: Ciampino - Your job is to protect the home from marauding Feds #17 at August 18, 2024 02:13 AM (qfLjt)

Someone should send that to the pet thread.

Posted by: lol at August 18, 2024 02:27 AM (AUL7F)

411 >> Funny meme about the ark:

I thought that was going to be about the other ark, the Ark of the Covenant.

I can't keep my arks straight. I stumbled on some series somebody did about the various theories of the Ark of the Covenant, and where it might be, and who has control of it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2024 02:28 AM (w6EFb)

412
Good evening, all.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2024 02:32 AM (lCaJd)

413 Democrats are fixated on sex but the perverted kinds, and all things related.

Small children play doctor and it's "I'll show you mine if you show me yours".

Democrats have never grown up and never gotten beyond that point. They are still fixated, one track mind, hedonists all, still playing doctor with that gender bull, "male to-from female", "identify as", etc., except that now it's for real and the results may be for keeps when chemicals and surgery is involved.

Posted by: Ciampino - Your job is to protect the home from marauding Feds #19 at August 18, 2024 02:36 AM (qfLjt)

414
Top Men are researching and taking care of the Ark of the Covenant:
https://tinyurl.com/2yczc23k

The Ark can't be in Washington, now. Considering what a Den of Iniquity, Perfidy, and Perversion it has become, DC would be burned to the ground in the presence of such a Holy Artifact.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2024 02:36 AM (w6EFb)

415 WHO Orders Govt’s To Prepare for ‘Mega Lockdowns’ Due to ‘Deadly Monkeypox’ Strain

https://tinyurl.com/4xjp2v2x

Posted by: Ciampino - Your job is to protect the home from marauding Feds #20 at August 18, 2024 02:40 AM (qfLjt)

416 Cops sound alarm as violent Colombian gangsters ransack homes in Florida using cunning disguises and security-busting tactics

https://mol.im/a/13750441

Posted by: Ciampino - Your job is to protect the home from marauding democraps #21 at August 18, 2024 02:42 AM (qfLjt)

417 UK is done crisply: When British Christian Preachers are arrested in the Street but Islamic Prayer is allowed to bellow out over London

https://tinyurl.com/88y9skuz

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, non ho trovato i ladri #01 at August 18, 2024 02:49 AM (qfLjt)

418 Black guy goes to Paris and complains about what Black guys did to Paris... peak irony.

https://tinyurl.com/3bbvb39a (x.com)
https://tinyurl.com/45zxx2vn (xcancel.com)

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, non ho trovato i ladri #02 at August 18, 2024 02:54 AM (qfLjt)

419 The squall to prayer is a most disturbing sound...

Injured cat, running around a room full of rubber chickens.

Posted by: JQ at August 18, 2024 02:56 AM (njWTi)

420 Waxing nostalgic listening to KC&TSB's hits.

Thanks, MH.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 18, 2024 02:56 AM (AK7iC)

421 The Ark can't be in Washington, now. Considering what a Den of Iniquity, Perfidy, and Perversion it has become, DC would be burned to the ground in the presence of such a Holy Artifact.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2024 02:36 AM (w6EFb)

Library and Warehouse 13 are fighting over it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 18, 2024 03:00 AM (xaFKb)

422 Tucker Carlson Exposes US Congress Passed A Loophole To Allow Illegal Migrants To Vote - just identify oneself as a citizen.

https://tinyurl.com/axjp7rr7 (x.com)
https://tinyurl.com/bddattzd (xcancel)

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, non ho trovato i ladri #03 at August 18, 2024 03:00 AM (qfLjt)

423 ...DC would be burned to the ground in the presence of such a Holy Artifact.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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Good reason to put it *there* IMO

Posted by: JQ at August 18, 2024 03:02 AM (njWTi)

424 If I "identify" as, say, "007"-- do I have immunity to do... whatever?

Right. I thought so.

Posted by: JQ at August 18, 2024 03:04 AM (njWTi)

425 Ok... time for shuteye. I hope.

G'night, horde. May your sweetest dreams come true!

Posted by: JQ at August 18, 2024 03:06 AM (njWTi)

426
The Ark of the Covenant disappeared during the destruction of the First Temple era, when the Babylonians conquered Jerusalem. There are all sorts of theories of what happened to it.

One is it was hidden deep underground, and the Knights Templar discovered it and took it away. Another is that it wound up in Ethiopia due some union and children with Solomon and the Queen of Sheba.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2024 03:08 AM (w6EFb)

427 234
Soooo, how many "John Smiths" are registered, and how many "Mohammed Mohammeds" are registered in the same hotel.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 17, 2024 11:21 PM (VNX3d)
----
Ehmm. Achmed here.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, non ho trovato i ladri #04 at August 18, 2024 03:08 AM (qfLjt)

428 Re the location of the "Lost Ark" of the Covennat, in the Ethiopian tradition:

https://tinyurl.com/ya8ncdhy

This theory holds that the Lost Ark is in little chapel/church in Ethiopia. It is a "Thing of Fire" according to the tradition. One does not mess with the Ark. If one does, one will die.

This theory hold that the Ark, the Thing of Fire, is per Divine Will, being held there until the End of Time. God does now wish it to be revealed until the End, but it will stay there until that time.

It is truly a "Thing of Fire". One does not look, touch, or be in the presence of, unless God Almighty deems it so.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2024 03:21 AM (w6EFb)

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that ᴡould be ok. I'm undoubtedly enjoying your bloɡ and look forward to new updateѕ.

Posted by: passports at August 18, 2024 05:05 AM (R1lX+)

430 KC and the Sunshine Band’s “Shake Your Booty” came up on my workout playlist yesterday. It also contains “Get Down Tonight.” It has over 800 songs, covering every genre imaginable. I’m not proud of everything on it, but it helps me workout better!

Posted by: Eternity Matters at August 18, 2024 08:44 AM (su8+V)

431 ctHARRIS/forWAR'd -- you too will learn to pronounce both properly, or else.

forWAR'd:: definition. More of the same, endless wars both internal and external, where LIBs PROUDLY do upon their own, precisely what they forbid you to do to America's adversaries.

The War on Normal people is reaching its penultimate conclusion -- you WILL no only sponsor your Adversaries, but be required BY LAW to actively Defend them --your rights are provisional at best, whereas the Will of the People is in evidence everywhere, yet existant in NO ONE.

A Free and Productive people have NOTHING to gain from War, and , in fact, a great deal to lose.

https://tinyurl.com/3wzkn648
LIBS are not just Mistaken, they are EVIL.
Pitting Man against other men until we exist no more. CHOOSE DIFFERENT

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at August 18, 2024 11:38 AM (XDUl9)

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