Wacky Racers Cafe

8 >>>Getting caught in the machinery at work. He's saved, but it's scary.

He made a very smart decision to roll with it when he got caught instead of trying to pull back.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 15, 2024 07:29 PM (klJTj)

9 Haven't had a booby thread in a while!

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2024 07:29 PM (krQz2)

10
Everybody ready for Iran to attack Israel tomorrow?
Posted by: Thomas Paine

+++++++++++

Glad I'm wfh on Fridays.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 15, 2024 07:29 PM (lCaJd)

11 Ace been giggling like Skelator, counting the seconds till the time to post this.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 15, 2024 07:30 PM (f0DuC)

12 >>>Hand feeding a giant bear.

Which is not all that far away from feeding your hand to a giant bear.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 15, 2024 07:30 PM (klJTj)

13 Apparently a red heifer practice run is in the works in Jerusalem.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 15, 2024 07:31 PM (avPVA)

14 Ok. The "possessed " prank is pretty funny.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 15, 2024 07:31 PM (AnLdZ)

15 Thomas Paine, the Iranians can kiss Kharg goodbye if that is the case.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 07:32 PM (nDGMq)

16 when I first moved into the house the cats would chase walnuts across the lino, and skid everywhere.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 15, 2024 07:32 PM (D7oie)

17 The cats running vid made me cry laughing.

Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2024 07:33 PM (B1dzx)

18 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2024 07:33 PM (fwDg9)

19 >>>Outdoor plumbing.

No sewer or water hookups. More like an outhouse without the house.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 15, 2024 07:34 PM (klJTj)

20 Booby babies

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 15, 2024 07:34 PM (63Dwl)

21 The girl doing the magic should do it in a swimsuit .

Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2024 07:34 PM (B1dzx)

22 Our friends and neighbours went away.

I'm a dog person but in the past have taken care of their clowder of cats. Excellent care. Tuna fish on Saturday nights level of care.

Trumpy is outside. Sweetest dude. Fluffy as hell. Came across the street even with the dog here. He's kind of hanging around outside. I pet him and he just looks up and meows and gently climbs my leg.

Cats can be bastards but these are really sweet.

Posted by: Stateless at August 15, 2024 07:34 PM (jvJvP)

23 Lot of people staging possession videos.

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2024 07:35 PM (krQz2)

24 Belated thought about Republican congress woman in bathing suit. Didn't demented Democrats accuse puritanical Republicans of freaking out over AOC dancing on a rooftop?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 15, 2024 07:35 PM (FfSAJ)

25 Evening.

Posted by: Robert, blood sugar dropping rapidly, bumming out at August 15, 2024 07:36 PM (1Yy3c)

26 I've got a rack like that.

On my game room wall.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 15, 2024 07:36 PM (lTGtQ)

27 Trumpy is outside. Sweetest dude. Fluffy as hell. Came across the street even with the dog here. He's kind of hanging around outside. I pet him and he just looks up and meows and gently climbs my leg.

Cats can be bastards but these are really sweet.
Posted by: Stateless at August 15, 2024

Why is the cat outside if the friends are away?

- concerned cat lady

Posted by: Piper at August 15, 2024 07:36 PM (p4NUW)

28 Even with Luna and Boebert, there hadn't been enough boobies on the blog today. Ace comes through.

Posted by: mindful webworker - birdbrain at August 15, 2024 07:36 PM (sxxt+)

29 That was personal.
---
Foul on the play!

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2024 07:36 PM (krQz2)

30 nurse, you Ladyl and me . Soon

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 07:37 PM (nDGMq)

31 Ok. The "possessed " prank is pretty funny.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 15, 2024 07:31 PM (AnLdZ)

I had a nightmare that my wife had been kidnapped by some crawling horror that came into the house and pulled her under the bed, and that woke me up, so I told my wife I was turning on the light, and her side of the bed was empty. I checked the bathroom *empty* and was half way to the living room at a dead run when I remembered she was dog-sitting for some friends and would be home Sunday afternoon.
I don't like scary stuff like that.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 15, 2024 07:37 PM (D7oie)

32 Belated thought about Republican congress woman in bathing suit. Didn't demented Democrats accuse puritanical Republicans of freaking out over AOC dancing on a rooftop?
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone i

-

The one that gets me is these same people insist that Onlyfans being a pimp and whoring out women means those prostitutes are empowered Strong Girl Boss B*tches.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember when women's jobs were meaningful and valuable? at August 15, 2024 07:37 PM (mnOhf)

33 Belated thought about Republican congress woman in bathing suit. Didn't demented Democrats accuse puritanical Republicans of freaking out over AOC dancing on a rooftop?
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone i
---
I thought about that as well.

Difference: no conservatives freaked out about a chick dancing on a rooftop.

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2024 07:38 PM (krQz2)

34 Good evening everyone.

You are on the Piccadilly line to Cockfosters.

Mind the gap.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 15, 2024 07:38 PM (VW9OP)

35 Yo mama sews socks that smell!

Posted by: possessed Organ Ariel at August 15, 2024 07:39 PM (i0CiB)

36 That was personal.
---
Foul on the play!
Posted by: Axeman

A clean hit, but he didn't have the puck. Two minutes for interference.

Posted by: mikeski at August 15, 2024 07:39 PM (DgGvY)

37 >>>Gojiro...?

Oh no! There goes Tokyo..
https://youtu.be/0OxjkFqFyS4

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 15, 2024 07:40 PM (klJTj)

38 TMZ: LAUREN BOEBERT
LOOK AT TATT BIKINI SHOT!!!

https://tinyurl.com/2c6w3etv

Posted by: Robert, blood sugar dropping rapidly, bumming out at August 15, 2024 07:40 PM (1Yy3c)

39 That tattoo on Lauren Boebert looks like a nautical map.
The one where the tug boat goes to tuna town...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 15, 2024 07:40 PM (MeG8a)

40 The bed must be on the Café.

The bed must be on the Café.

The bed must be on the Café.

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 15, 2024 07:41 PM (i0CiB)

41
Can someone direct me to the blog's Complaints Department? I want to speak to the manager.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 15, 2024 07:42 PM (1Nxff)

42 I had no idea a rainbow from the sky would be a big circle

Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2024 07:42 PM (fwDg9)

43 30 nurse, you Ladyl and me . Soon
Posted by: Ben Had

Can
Not
Wait!

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 15, 2024 07:42 PM (k3sRS)

44 Hadrian, your call is important to us, your estimated wait time is 96 hours.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 07:43 PM (nDGMq)

45 41
Can someone direct me to the blog's Complaints Department? I want to speak to the manager.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 15, 2024

Box and form outside. Needs to be triplicate.

Posted by: Piper at August 15, 2024 07:44 PM (p4NUW)

46 You will get your content and you will like it.

Posted by: HQ Complaints Department at August 15, 2024 07:44 PM (mH6SG)

47 Can someone direct me to the blog's Complaints Department? I want to speak to the manager.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 15, 2024 07:42 PM (1Nxff)

I got you covered.

https://tinyurl.com/y3v5n3zk

Posted by: Robert, blood sugar dropping rapidly, bumming out at August 15, 2024 07:44 PM (1Yy3c)

48 Well, I'm no economist but this seems to make sense to me.

Trump RE: Equipment left to Taliban

“Milley said it’d be cheaper to leave all of our equipment behind in Afghanistan, instead of flying it back. That’s when I knew he was a f^cking idiot!”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 15, 2024 07:45 PM (L/fGl)

49
your call is important to us, your estimated wait time is 96 hours.
Posted by: Ben Had

__________

*insipid elevator music*

Doo, doo, doodity doo doo doo

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 15, 2024 07:45 PM (1Nxff)

50 Just said to one of the guys

"I hate tourists"

He replied

"Why do they call it tourist season if you can't shoot 'em?"

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 15, 2024 07:45 PM (k3sRS)

51 Why is the cat outside if the friends are away?

- concerned cat lady

Posted by: Piper at August 15, 2024 07:36

They're outdoor cats.

I took care of the cats when they were indoor cats. One day, one clawed through a screen. That kept up and the neighbours accepted them as outdoor cats.

They are happier out there.

Posted by: Stateless at August 15, 2024 07:46 PM (jvJvP)

52 Hadrian, will you accept a bribe to join us for a day in October?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 07:46 PM (nDGMq)

53 Damning.

Higgins Preliminary Investigative Report. Trump Assassination attempt.
https://tinyurl.com/j7dzmj4c

Posted by: 13times at August 15, 2024 07:46 PM (YvSrC)

54 Can someone direct me to the blog's Complaints Department? I want to speak to the manager.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Yes, go to the curb in front of your house, and walk along it until you reach the slot to insert your written complaint.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 15, 2024 07:46 PM (lTGtQ)

55 I would be concerned about skydiving through a rainbow like that. I might wind up in some alternate Earth where . . . Things . . . Are . . . Dif . . .

Then again . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at August 15, 2024 07:47 PM (D7oie)

56 Damn, out all day and just catching up.
Previous thread caught my eye IYKWIMAITYD. I'd vote for Rep. Luna in a second, seems very patriotic to me.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 15, 2024 07:47 PM (4780s)

57 Difference: no conservatives freaked out about a chick dancing on a rooftop.
Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2024 07:38 PM (krQz2)

I'm pretty sure the universal conservativarian response to that video was "ha".

Not "hahaha" or even "haha". Just "ha".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 15, 2024 07:47 PM (BAEGB)

58 callback joke for Heather Radish

Posted by: DaveA at August 15, 2024 07:47 PM (FhXTo)

59 We are losing them quicker and quicker. 😢

‘Hollywood Squares’ host Peter Marshall dies at 98.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 15, 2024 07:47 PM (p8I2L)

60 54 Can someone direct me to the blog's Complaints Department? I want to speak to the manager.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I will be happy to assist you! Please come in.

Posted by: The Barrel at August 15, 2024 07:48 PM (PiwSw)

61 Nurse. I've been in three airports, two of them overseas, in the last five days. Nobody hates people more than me right now.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 15, 2024 07:49 PM (VW9OP)

62 Supporting a big rack can cause neck and shoulder problems

Posted by: lurking grandma at August 15, 2024 07:49 PM (sujqA)

63 Selina Wang
@selinawangtv
NEW: Harris will propose providing up to $25K in down payment support for 1st time homeowners, with more generous support for 1st generation homeowners, according to campaign official
She'll announce tomorrow in NC, along w/ her plan to ban corporate price-gouging on groceries
campaign official tells me Harris-Walz administration would provide working families who have paid their rent on time for two years and are buying their first home up to $25,000 in down-payment assistance, with more generous support for first-generation homeowners.
More on Harris housing plan:
-call for construction of 3 million new housing units
-tax incentive for building starter homes
-lower rent by taking on corporate & major landlords
-stop Wall Street investors from buying up and marking up homes in bulk
Harris will also propose a $40 billion fund to help local governments find solutions to the lack of housing supply. It expands on a similar $20 billion fund proposed by the Biden administration.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 15, 2024 07:49 PM (9aVck)

64 I forget who it was, but some rather large company I had to call for customer service had the most bitchin' hold music. It was some kind of playlist of old b-side funk tunes. They finally picked up and i was like "damn, man, I was groovin' on that..." Good for you, Large Soulless Corporation.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 15, 2024 07:49 PM (BAEGB)

65

Anna Paulina Luna
@realannapaulina
·
Follow
There are better [things] to do with your time than digging up modeling photos of me from almost a decade ago. The left is attempting to make this a thing yet can’t define a woman. Very low IQ behavior. Get over it.

“Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds
discuss people."

Posted by: Piper at August 15, 2024 07:50 PM (p4NUW)

66 I bet someone here could tell us what would happen to a low level nobody if he couldn't account for his radio or night vision equipment after an exercise. Not even in Afghanistan. Just here in the borders of the US

Posted by: Moron Robbie - remember when women's jobs were valuable and had meaning? at August 15, 2024 07:50 PM (4mc1x)

67 Supporting a big rack can cause neck and shoulder problems
Posted by: lurking grandma

My neck and shoulders are just fine and I support Dolly Parton!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 15, 2024 07:51 PM (p8I2L)

68 Tonypete, I have been in Dallas traffic 4 of the last 5 days. I hate people more than you.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 07:51 PM (nDGMq)

69 Of course it wasn’t cheaper to leave the equipment in Afghanistan than to take it out . But even for some ridiculous reason it was more expensive it was still incredibly stupid to leave it there for the Taliban to take.

Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2024 07:51 PM (B1dzx)

70 "Can someone direct me to the blog's Complaints Department? I want to speak to the manager.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh"

Tomorrow about 1pm. Ace likes to get them out of the way early.

Posted by: fd at August 15, 2024 07:51 PM (vFG9F)

71 We are losing them quicker and quicker. 😢

‘Hollywood Squares’ host Peter Marshall dies at 98.
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Actor and gameshow host, Peter Marshall, has died aged 98 of kidney failure in his L.A.-area Encino home.

https://tinyurl.com/fzyyc7ps
Hollywood Reporter bio.

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 15, 2024 07:52 PM (i0CiB)

72 polynikes, no one seems to remember Camp Chapman.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 07:53 PM (nDGMq)

73 Harris will also propose a $40 billion fund to help local governments find solutions to the lack of housing supply. It expands on a similar $20 billion fund proposed by the Biden administration.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 15, 2024

Well these are all bang up ideas to reduce inflation almost immediately! Also, I am super excited to help others with a down payment for their house! Can’t think of anything better at all to do with my money.

Posted by: Piper at August 15, 2024 07:53 PM (p4NUW)

74 Prayers Ben Had. I hear you Sister!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 15, 2024 07:53 PM (VW9OP)

75 69 Of course it wasn’t cheaper to leave the equipment in Afghanistan than to take it out . But even for some ridiculous reason it was more expensive it was still incredibly stupid to leave it there for the Taliban to take.
Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2024 07:51 PM (B1dzx)

They'll probably never find it in this unobtrusive box labeled "night vision goggles" in the store room marked "night vision goggle storage" in the big building labeled "Expensive Military Stuff" in the middle of the Military Base.

It'll be fine.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 15, 2024 07:53 PM (BAEGB)

76 Finally tore myself away from the Luna thread.

Damn!

Posted by: Eeyore at August 15, 2024 07:54 PM (1bNHn)

77 When my unit was deployed to Macedonia, we flew night missions most of the time. 2 or 3 blackhawks flying around for several hours. One night, an ammunition box ordinarily secured to the side of an M60, fell off. Somewhere. At some point during the night. In the dark. Somewhere. Not by me, but it doesn't matter.

I remember this well, because it was one of my few scheduled days off ever, and I spent it most of the day flying around Macedonia looking for a green ammunition box that could be anywhere on the ground, who knows. They make you go through the paces no matter how absurd. Ya gotta go look for it, make the old college try.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 15, 2024 07:55 PM (Z5tps)

78 Evenin’, All.

In the Galapagos they sell “Save the Boobies” t-shirts with blue-footed boobies on them.

The profits go to breast cancer research:

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 15, 2024 07:55 PM (v6JzV)

79 “Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds
discuss people."

Posted by: Piper

Hey!

Posted by: People Magazine at August 15, 2024 07:55 PM (hCzfy)

80 families who have paid their rent on time for two years and are buying their first home up to $25,000 in down-payment assistance

-

o_O

The money for nothing is irritating, but the most depressing part is knowing that in modern America paying your rent on time for two years is some big achievement.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember when womens jobs were genuinely important? at August 15, 2024 07:55 PM (5IIoe)

81 Catturd ™ @catturd2 2h
"You don't have to imagine what a Kamala Harris presidency would be, because you're living through that nightmare right now."
-- Trump

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 15, 2024 07:55 PM (i0CiB)

82 79 “Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds
discuss people."

Posted by: Piper

Hey!
Posted by: People Magazine at August 15, 2024 07:55 PM (hCzfy)

At least you made the list.

Posted by: Glamour Magazine at August 15, 2024 07:56 PM (BAEGB)

83 that dog taking the other dog out on the beach...
that's what it looks like when Buckley takes me out on a regular basis.
His "procedure" is Monday... duh, duh, duh!!!

Posted by: lin-duh who owns one at August 15, 2024 07:56 PM (9Q7Y5)

84 Peter Marshall was an actor? Wild guess. He was on Love American Style? That’s you and me.

Posted by: 13times at August 15, 2024 07:56 PM (LSBfd)

85 families who have paid their rent on time for two years and are buying their first home up to $25,000 in down-payment assistance

-

o_O

The money for nothing is irritating, but the most depressing part is knowing that in modern America paying your rent on time for two years is some big achievement.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember when womens jobs were genuinely important? at August 15, 2024 07:55 PM (5IIoe)
---
Where was this money back in 2011 when I was trying to purchase my first home? 13 years later, I almost have it paid off, no thanks to the government.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 15, 2024 07:56 PM (BpYfr)

86 Mr. Chairman, many questions remain, yet several theories have been examined, and several
questions have already been answered. I am prayerful that our Task Force can move forward effectively
and professionally, guided by our shared love for America and our determination to seek full truth. Please
know, as we continue our investigation into the attempted assassination of our former President, you can
rely upon me as a solemn investigator of fact. It is with that spirit that I submit this confidential preliminary investigative report

Well, so much for that.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 15, 2024 07:57 PM (xCA6C)

87 The money for nothing is irritating, but the most depressing part is knowing that in modern America paying your rent on time for two years is some big achievement.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember when womens jobs were genuinely important? at August 15, 2024 07:55 PM (5IIoe)

Shit, showing up for work on time two days out of five is cause for promotion to senior VP now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 15, 2024 07:57 PM (BAEGB)

88 polynikes, no one seems to remember Camp Chapman.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 07:53 PM (nDGMq)

And I don’t know if the families who sued Iran got any of the judgement monies. I know Obama gave Iran a palette load though.

Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2024 07:57 PM (B1dzx)

89 Speaking of Border Collies - while in Ireland our host took us out to his brother's sheep farm. Just to show he hadn't lost his touch, even after 60 years of priesting, he whistled the dog to move a flock from one field to another. I'd seen vids of this before but it was nothing as impressive as the real deal.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 15, 2024 07:57 PM (VW9OP)

90 was half way to the living room at a dead run when I remembered she was dog-sitting for some friends and would be home Sunday afternoon.
I don't like scary stuff like that.
Posted by: Kindltot
====
Why didn't you look under the bed?

Posted by: From about That Time at August 15, 2024 07:57 PM (4780s)

91 38
Like Boebert. Hate tattoos on women.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 15, 2024 07:57 PM (3wi/L)

92 Time for horror movies....slasher flicks...so I may be in the hate humanity club too.....

Tubi, had a great Japanese movie from 2010 called "Death Tube." Guy watches a video of a guy being killed on a website and ends up in the 'game.'

Not horribly gory. Very clever movie. Lots of twists and surprises. Disturbing elements and I had to rewind to check stuff out. Subtitles. Read fast.....there's a bunch.

Posted by: Stateless at August 15, 2024 07:57 PM (jvJvP)

93 Kamala will use her stash to pay all the bills.

Posted by: fd at August 15, 2024 07:58 PM (vFG9F)

94 They'll probably never find it in this unobtrusive box labeled "night vision goggles" in the store room marked "night vision goggle storage" in the big building labeled "Expensive Military Stuff" in the middle of the Military Base.

-

It's worth remembering that right before we abandoned Afghanistan - and just a little bit after we assured our allies at the G7 meeting that we would remain there for years as support for them - Biden's administration shipped in a bunch of new night vision equipment.

It was all planned and carried out as intended.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember when womens jobs were genuinely important? at August 15, 2024 07:58 PM (5IIoe)

95 Tim Walz drops out after finding out he has to visit battleground states.

😂😂😂😂

Chuy level cruelty.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 15, 2024 07:58 PM (p8I2L)

96 Trump War Room @TrumpWarRoom 3h
President Trump: Harris has just declared that tackling inflation will be a "Day One priority" for her. But Day One for Kamala was three and a half years ago.
Where has she been?!

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 15, 2024 07:59 PM (i0CiB)

97 lin-duh, Good job as he will be a better boy for it. He does have boot camp any time you want it.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 07:59 PM (nDGMq)

98 Promising crap just like if she was in San Francisco.

The Dems want to turn us into that CA woke shithole.

Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2024 07:59 PM (B1dzx)

99
During an Army exercise in the 30s, a mule fell into a river and was swept away. The report filed by the company commander stated that the poor mule had been carrying every piece of the company's missing equipment from the last five years, about two tons.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 15, 2024 07:59 PM (1Nxff)

100
Great, mortgages for people who won't be able to pay them back. If only there was some recent example of what that's a bad idea.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 15, 2024 08:00 PM (b4o9z)

101 96 Trump War Room @TrumpWarRoom 3h
President Trump: Harris has just declared that tackling inflation will be a "Day One priority" for her. But Day One for Kamala was three and a half years ago.
Where has she been?!
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 15, 2024 07:59 PM (i0CiB)

It is stunning to see them run as if Trump were the incumbent.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 15, 2024 08:00 PM (BAEGB)

102 Tim Walz drops out after finding out he has to visit battleground states.

😂😂😂😂

Chuy level cruelty.

I don't get it.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 15, 2024 08:00 PM (xCA6C)

103 95 Tim Walz drops out after finding out he has to visit battleground states.

😂😂😂😂

That was damn funny!
Good night all....

Posted by: Stateless at August 15, 2024 08:00 PM (jvJvP)

104 So home prices are going up again by at least $25K? I can't wait for all the defaults on these nonexistent "houses"...

Posted by: lin-duh who owns one at August 15, 2024 08:00 PM (a5Jsm)

105 Selina Wang
@selinawangtv
NEW: Harris will propose providing up to $25K in down payment support for 1st time homeowners, with more generous support for 1st generation homeowners, according to campaign official

Cool. Housing prices are going up another $25,000 per unit. How stupid can these people be?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 15, 2024 08:00 PM (lTGtQ)

106 Where was this money back in 2011 when I was trying to purchase my first home? 13 years later, I almost have it paid off, no thanks to the government.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

-

Same as student loan forgiveness, and I would bet money it's targeting essentially the same women.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember when womens jobs were genuinely important? at August 15, 2024 08:00 PM (5IIoe)

107 I want to hear Ozzy Man's play by play if the "That was personal" clip.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 15, 2024 08:00 PM (3E7MJ)

108 Cool. Housing prices are going up another $25,000 per unit. How stupid can these people be?

Rhetorical question?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 15, 2024 08:01 PM (xCA6C)

109 Trump War Room @TrumpWarRoom 3h
President Trump: Harris has just declared that tackling inflation will be a "Day One priority" for her. But Day One for Kamala was three and a half years ago.
Where has she been?!
Posted by: andycanuck

Day 1303 of Occupied America.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 15, 2024 08:01 PM (p8I2L)

110 Chicks with a big boobie?

Posted by: TC at August 15, 2024 08:01 PM (cHOHf)

111 Ben Had, will it make your week better if I tell you I laid in a supply of Central Texas pecans Tuesday?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 15, 2024 08:02 PM (avPVA)

112 I forget who it was, but some rather large company I had to call for customer service had the most bitchin' hold music. It was some kind of playlist of old b-side funk tunes. They finally picked up and i was like "damn, man, I was groovin' on that..." Good for you, Large Soulless Corporation.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 15, 2024 07:49 PM (BAEGB)

I was on hold to some company in Michigan, probably Detroit but I forget, and they were playing motown on their hold music. It was a nice break.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 15, 2024 08:02 PM (D7oie)

113 Time to call it a night
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2024 08:02 PM (fwDg9)

114 And who here believes Harris will carry out her voter bribery scheme once she is in power?

Anyone?

Ok, you. The stupid one raising your hand. Oh, 2nd door on the left in the hallway if you identify as male.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 15, 2024 08:02 PM (pDkYX)

115 I remember this well, because it was one of my few scheduled days off ever, and I spent it most of the day flying around Macedonia looking for a green ammunition box that could be anywhere on the ground, who knows. They make you go through the paces no matter how absurd. Ya gotta go look for it, make the old college try.
Posted by: Common Tater

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I was expecting much worse, but I guess it was just an ammunition box. No encryption or the like.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember when womens jobs were genuinely important? at August 15, 2024 08:03 PM (5IIoe)

116 Duncanthrax, it will make my year! You are a master, my friend

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 08:03 PM (nDGMq)

117 Have a great night, Skip.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 15, 2024 08:03 PM (pDkYX)

118 Night skip!

Posted by: Piper at August 15, 2024 08:03 PM (p4NUW)

119 {{{ Ben Had }}}

Soon.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 15, 2024 08:04 PM (pDkYX)

120 Night, Skip.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 15, 2024 08:04 PM (v6JzV)

121 Where was this money back in 2011 when I was trying to purchase my first home? 13 years later, I almost have it paid off, no thanks to the government.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 15, 2024 07:56 PM (BpYfr)

I paid mine off in about the same timeframe. Congrats at finding the bottom of the market, and congrats on making the larger payments1

Posted by: Kindltot at August 15, 2024 08:04 PM (D7oie)

122
There are better [things] to do with your time than digging up modeling photos of me from almost a decade ago. The left is attempting to make this a thing yet can’t define a woman. Very low IQ behavior. Get over it.

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Hm. She should have gone for it. "Yeah, I was a swimsuit model because I had an awesome body. Still do in fact. Got a problem with it?"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 15, 2024 08:04 PM (lCaJd)

123 Whoa.

Insty:

AND YET WE’VE SPENT 20 YEARS DEVELOPING ANTI-AMYLOID MEDS: The Real Cause of Alzheimer’s Might Not Be Amyloid: Groundbreaking Discovery Challenges Decades-Old Theories.

Flashback: Study: Decreased proteins, not amyloid plaques, are tied to Alzheimer’s disease.

Well, the amyloid-plaque theory has issues: “A now-seminal study published in 2006 provided evidence that the toxic accumulation of a protein called beta-amyloid in the brain was tied to the development of Alzheimer’s disease. Recently, an assistant professor from Vanderbilt University suggested that some of the images in this study were manipulated by the authors.”

Posted by: Archimedes at August 15, 2024 08:05 PM (xCA6C)

124 Paul Hookem @PaulHook_em 3h
Kamala Harris is literally proposing price controls on food.

In 2013, Kamala’s mentor, Marxist Tyrant Nicolás Maduro became president of Venezuela and instituted price controls as part of his efforts to curb what he described as corporate greed within the country.

These measures aimed to lower prices on basic goods and services, but they ultimately led to widespread starvation and economic instability.

Inflation rose 1,300% 🚨

Kamala will destroy America!

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 15, 2024 08:06 PM (i0CiB)

125
‘Hollywood Squares’ host Peter Marshall dies at 98.
Posted by: rickb223

Just who was inside the squares:

https://t.ly/L8jsw

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 15, 2024 08:06 PM (63Dwl)

126 “Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds
discuss people."
Posted by: Piper at August 15, 2024 07:50 PM (p4NUW)

What if you do all three?

Posted by: Robert, Shits Ahoy! at August 15, 2024 08:06 PM (1Yy3c)

127 Recently, an assistant professor from Vanderbilt University suggested that some of the images in this study were manipulated by the authors.

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I'm shocked that modern Sciencetists keep being surprised by how modern Sciencing works.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember when womens jobs were genuinely important? at August 15, 2024 08:06 PM (5IIoe)

128 NaCly, dearest. Soon indeed. Perfecting my gyros recipe for appetizer night.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 08:06 PM (nDGMq)

129 Commanders have to sign for EVERY THING when they take command of a company. Right down to tent pegs and light bulbs and cots, all the way up to end items like trucks or helicopters.

Then they hand receipt or sign over everything in the quantities prescribed to the different platoons, and squads, squad leaders. Sub-hand receipts. Ultimately though, a paper snafu can cause headaches.

I remember a commander was "missing" a hydraulic hand cart, used for pumping up oleo struts or brake jobs, things like that. About 25,000 dollars per. It showed up eventually, can't remember what it was, but he was on the hook for it if it (or appropriate paperwork) didn't turn up.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 15, 2024 08:07 PM (Z5tps)

130 Why didn't you look under the bed?
Posted by: From about That Time at August 15, 2024 07:57 PM (4780s)

You have to pull the mattress to get under the bed and I had been sleeping on it.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 15, 2024 08:07 PM (D7oie)

131 Archimedes

With rare exceptions, scientific research funding is being cut, and the money going to support illegals.

The Deep State are not traitors (this is a matter of when) but they are barbarians.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 15, 2024 08:07 PM (pDkYX)

132 Addendum, for those of you that can't do lamb there will be a beef alternative.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 08:08 PM (nDGMq)

133 We've had cats and dogs on linoleum they are such fun to watch. I think once they get used to it they have as much fun as we do watching.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 15, 2024 08:08 PM (hKoQL)

134 If you don't know the results your tests are going to show before you start your research then you're not much of a Sciencetist.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember when womens jobs were genuinely important? at August 15, 2024 08:08 PM (5IIoe)

135 Addendum, for those of you that can't do lamb there will be a beef alternative.
Posted by: Ben Had

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I'm intrigued. Spit, rotisserie, or oven?

(I've had a loaf from the oven before that was great, so don't discount it)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember when womens jobs were genuinely important? at August 15, 2024 08:09 PM (5IIoe)

136 63
-stop Wall Street investors from buying up and marking up homes in bulk

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 15, 2024 07:49 PM (9aVck)

Kamala's going up against Black Rock? Sure....

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 15, 2024 08:09 PM (OX9vb)

137 Musk and PDT dancing meme, posted by both men although this is the PDT X account one:

https://tinyurl.com/4zefczm3
VERY LOUD

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 15, 2024 08:10 PM (i0CiB)

138
Let me try to understand this: an attractive woman who happens to be a mother and a member of Congress posed in tasteful swimwear somewhere away from her workplace and that triggered a Karenvalanche, but a male Congressional page who videorecorded himself getting naked and buttfucked on the table of a Congressional conference room is a-okay for those same scolds.

What was it that The Thing from The Fantastic Four always said -- "IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 15, 2024 08:10 PM (xG4kz)

139
Tubi, had a great Japanese movie from 2010 called "Death Tube." Guy watches a video of a guy being killed on a website and ends up in the 'game.'

Almost sounds like an updated Videodrome.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 15, 2024 08:10 PM (63Dwl)

140 Archimedes

With rare exceptions, scientific research funding is being cut, and the money going to support illegals.

The Deep State are not traitors (this is a matter of when) but they are barbarians.

Nah, barbarians can be brave. These people are Renfields.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 15, 2024 08:10 PM (xCA6C)

141 Moron Robbie

Real scientists get excited about unexpected lab results.

"That's odd." Followed by a change in path of the lab's research.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 15, 2024 08:11 PM (pDkYX)

142 Musk and PDT dancing meme, posted by both men although this is the PDT X account one:

https://tinyurl.com/4zefczm3

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I must've watched that a half dozen times. 20 seconds in is fantastic.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember when womens jobs were genuinely important? at August 15, 2024 08:11 PM (5IIoe)

143 Cool. Housing prices are going up another $25,000 per unit. How stupid can these people be?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 15, 2024 08:00 PM (lTGtQ)

It is almost as if they have never read their favorite Pamphlet, On Population by Thomas Malthus, which points out multiple times that cash subsidies to the poor only force up the demand for goods, and so force up the price for everyone since in his understanding, it was impossible to increase production.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 15, 2024 08:11 PM (D7oie)

144 Moron Robbie, I was going to do thin sliced lamb and beef but will go with the ground choices.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 08:12 PM (nDGMq)

145 Followed by a change in path of the lab's research.

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Clearly you don't understand how funding works.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember when womens jobs were genuinely important? at August 15, 2024 08:12 PM (5IIoe)

146 I see the "female" boxer with testicles and a very very large clit is suing Elon Musk, JK Rowling, and is considering suing Trump.

Bold move, fella.

Regardless of what one thinks of this person's sex, you sure can't say he/she/it fights like a girl.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 15, 2024 08:12 PM (3+qEU)

147 Same as student loan forgiveness, and I would bet money it's targeting essentially the same women.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember when womens jobs were genuinely important? at August 15, 2024 08:00 PM (5IIoe)

I would at least hope for a picture and the heart warming story of the student who's student debt I was paying off.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 15, 2024 08:12 PM (D7oie)

148 If I owned a company that sold products of dubious quality, I'd use "Baby Shark" as the hold music for the complaint line. Maybe mix it up occasionally with the "Hamster Dance Song".

Posted by: Paco at August 15, 2024 08:13 PM (njExo)

149 Archimedes

They spent decades getting themselves or their protégées into positions of power. Brave has nothing to do with it. Although they are quite vulnerable to a very unhappy and armed people.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 15, 2024 08:13 PM (pDkYX)

150 Trump Upraised Fist "Fight" Hawaiian Shirt

https://tinyurl.com/m3sva5ds

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 15, 2024 08:13 PM (p8I2L)

151 I see the "female" boxer with testicles and a very very large clit is suing Elon Musk, JK Rowling, and is considering suing Trump.

Bold move, fella.

Regardless of what one thinks of this person's sex, you sure can't say he/she/it fights like a girl.
Posted by: BurtTC

Discovery/DNA Testing/Testosterone/Chromosonal Testing will be a bitch.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 15, 2024 08:15 PM (p8I2L)

152 Same as student loan forgiveness, and I would bet money it's targeting essentially the same women.

I would at least hope for a picture and the heart warming story of the student who's student debt I was paying off.
Posted by: Kindltot

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Here's one. Picture at link. USA Today:

"...(Amy Eichberger) decided to level up, getting her bachelor’s in public health. Then, facing lackluster job prospects, she pursued a master’s in health care administration. Eventually, she went back to school again, completing a two-year graduate program required of her current job.

All in all, she owed $349,769.18 for that education.

Americans now hold $1.7 trillion in student loan debt. Nearly two-thirds of that money – at least $929 billion – is owed by women. "

https://tinyurl.com/2q8vbjmd

Worthless degree after worthless degree to work meaningless jobs that don't require degrees.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember when womens jobs were genuinely important? at August 15, 2024 08:15 PM (5IIoe)

153 Peter Marshall gone is sad, but the whole world changed when Bill Cullen died.

Posted by: Dean of Game Shows at August 15, 2024 08:16 PM (CV8a5)

154 Who don’t want the peewater scairt out of them in the middle of the night?

Posted by: Eromero at August 15, 2024 08:17 PM (LHPAg)

155 Perfecting my gyros recipe for appetizer night.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 08:06 PM (nDGMq)

*salivates

Which night is appetizer night? Gotta make sure I arrive by then.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 15, 2024 08:17 PM (OX9vb)

156 Discovery is going to be a bitch for Khelif.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 08:18 PM (nDGMq)

157 153 Peter Marshall gone is sad, but the whole world changed when Bill Cullen died.
Posted by: Dean of Game Shows at August 15, 2024 08:16 PM (CV8a5)
Steve Allen.

Posted by: Eromero at August 15, 2024 08:18 PM (LHPAg)

158 Musk and PDT dancing meme, posted by both men although this is the PDT X account one:

https://tinyurl.com/4zefczm3

It has been claimed that Kamala has put out a competing video of her dancing to YMCA

Posted by: Kindltot at August 15, 2024 08:19 PM (D7oie)

159 Archimedes

They spent decades getting themselves or their protégées into positions of power. Brave has nothing to do with it. Although they are quite vulnerable to a very unhappy and armed people.

TBF, we don't know yet whether they did, but given how important the field is, and how much money has been spent on it, anyone who can be proven to have cheated needs to be hung by their amyloid plaques.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 15, 2024 08:19 PM (xCA6C)

160 Oh, and the job she secured for $350K in loans?

Human Resources. But the best part? The second paragraph.

"Eichberger secured a white-collar HR job at Yale New Haven Health. But it wasn’t enough to cover the nearly $5,000-a-month she owed for her loans.

She wound up getting a second job doing manual labor in an Amazon warehouse on Saturdays and Sundays to help pay off the debt and afford necessities such as groceries"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember when womens jobs were genuinely important? at August 15, 2024 08:19 PM (5IIoe)

161 Dash, Thursday the 17th.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 08:19 PM (nDGMq)

162 Have a great night, everyone.

May you thrive.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 15, 2024 08:19 PM (pDkYX)

163
"Nearly two-thirds of that money – at least $929 billion – is owed by women."

___________

Guess a STEM degree doesn't pay what it used to.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 15, 2024 08:20 PM (1Nxff)

164 I was going to do thin sliced lamb and beef but will go with the ground choices.
Posted by: Ben Had

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oooh. I hope they turn out great. I know they will. And testing them out is half the fun.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember when womens jobs were genuinely important? at August 15, 2024 08:20 PM (5IIoe)

165 Breaking911 @Breaking911 2h
REPORTER: "Many of your allies say... you need to stop with the personal attacks on Kamala Harris."

TRUMP: "I'm very angry at her because of what she's done to the country...I think I'm entitled to personal attacks. I don't have a lot of respect for her."
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"Allies" meaning RINOs and NeverTrumpers.

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 15, 2024 08:20 PM (i0CiB)

166 Peter Marshall gone is sad, but the whole world changed when Bill Cullen died.
Posted by: Dean of Game Shows at August 15, 2024 08:16 PM (CV8a5)
Steve Allen.
Posted by: Eromero

Johnny Carson.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 15, 2024 08:21 PM (p8I2L)

167 160 Oh, and the job she secured for $350K in loans?

Human Resources. But the best part? The second paragraph.

"Eichberger secured a white-collar HR job at Yale New Haven Health. But it wasn’t enough to cover the nearly $5,000-a-month she owed for her loans.

She wound up getting a second job doing manual labor in an Amazon warehouse on Saturdays and Sundays to help pay off the debt and afford necessities such as groceries"
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember when womens jobs were genuinely important? at August 15, 2024 08:19 PM (5IIoe)

Go to college, they said.
It’ll be great for your career, they said.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 15, 2024 08:21 PM (WTFYU)

168 You have to pull the mattress to get under the bed and I had been sleeping on it.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 15, 2024 08:07 PM

And you couldn't pull on it, because you'd removed the pull tag, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 15, 2024 08:21 PM (avPVA)

169 Boobie jokes. They never get old.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 15, 2024 08:22 PM (hY4dx)

170 Guess a STEM degree doesn't pay what it used to.

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Creative writing is STEM, right? And if not, women make up the vast majority of extremely useful STEM degrees like psychology and biology.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember when womens jobs were genuinely important? at August 15, 2024 08:22 PM (5IIoe)

171 Breaking911 @Breaking911 2h
REPORTER: "Many of your allies say... you need to stop with the personal attacks on Kamala Harris."

TRUMP: "I'm very angry at her because of what she's done to the country...I think I'm entitled to personal attacks. I don't have a lot of respect for her."
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"Allies" meaning RINOs and NeverTrumpers.

Megan Kelly said something like that. I don't know what her position on Trump is, but it isn't just RINOs and NTers who want him to get more substantive.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 15, 2024 08:22 PM (xCA6C)

172 Okay, I hav consumed one quart of super duper laxative. One more quart to go.

At 1AM.

I'm so tired...

Posted by: Robert, Shits Ahoy! at August 15, 2024 08:22 PM (1Yy3c)

173 161 Dash, Thursday the 17th.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 08:19 PM (nDGMq)

Great! I plan on being there by then. I'll bring a bigass pan of baklava.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 15, 2024 08:22 PM (OX9vb)

174 On advice of counsel I refuse to comment on whether or not I have committed a federal crime.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 15, 2024 08:23 PM (D7oie)

175 "I have seen no photos with these knee-socks, unfortunately.

"Oh wait, there it is."

Ace you magnificent bastard, you read my mind!

Posted by: Asking for a friend at August 15, 2024 08:23 PM (JwIff)

176 Okay, I hav consumed one quart of super duper laxative. One more quart to go.

At 1AM.

I'm so tired...

At least you can't say you don't give a s***.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 15, 2024 08:24 PM (xCA6C)

177 Dash, be still my heart
Your baklava is the world's best

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 08:24 PM (nDGMq)

178 It’ll be great for your career, they said.

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This has caused so much damage. that lady linked above is a perfect example. She made a bad career choice and instead of finding something that she could do (tons of city and county and state jobs hiring with great benefits) she decided she needed another degree.

There are outliers that go back to school to become lawyers or dentists or the like, but going back to school to get additional worthless niche degrees has destroyed so many dreams.

But that's the point. Schools aren't for education. They're for administration. As long as those loan checks auto-deposit they couldn't care less.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember when womens jobs were genuinely important? at August 15, 2024 08:25 PM (5IIoe)

179 I couldn't sleep at night if I had 350k debt and nothing to show for it but diplomas. Something tells me this woman should be nowhere near any administrative position.

Posted by: fd at August 15, 2024 08:25 PM (vFG9F)

180 On advice of counsel I refuse to comment on whether or not I have committed a federal crime.
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It was three per day ten or so years ago. I'm sure the average person is up to five per day now.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember when womens jobs were genuinely important? at August 15, 2024 08:26 PM (5IIoe)

181 California Democrat Revives Bill To Release Longtime Convicts Who Have 2 Murder Convictions
https://t.co/JoKrdsf2aY

How many murders is too many to get out of prison?
Apparently three, according to a California Democrat who has recently revived a bill that would grant early release to prisoners serving life sentences without the possibility of parole - a sentence which is typically reserved for those who have committed the most violent and egregious crimes - murderers, rapists, and repeat offenders whose actions were beyond the pale.
However, under SB 94, spearheaded by State Senator David Cortese (D), the doors could soon be open for some of these offenders return to society...Those who have served 25 years or more could petition for early release, with eligibility based on a range of factors including "childhood trauma," military service, cognitive impairments, and even age-related conditions that supposedly reduce the risk of future violence.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 15, 2024 08:27 PM (9aVck)

182 $25,000 for first time homebuyers? In about 3 years there will be a wave of forclosures, the government will get nothing back. It's nothing but another wealth transfer from the government to rich democrat developers.

Posted by: TC at August 15, 2024 08:27 PM (cHOHf)

183 Breaking911 @Breaking911 5h
BIDEN: "Let me tell you what our Project 2025 is: Beat the hell out of 'em! I mean it!"

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 15, 2024 08:27 PM (i0CiB)

184 fd. I hope your conficting schedule is resolved in the MoMe favor.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 08:28 PM (nDGMq)

185 173 161 Dash, Thursday the 17th.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 08:19 PM (nDGMq)

Great! I plan on being there by then. I'll bring a bigass pan of baklava.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 15, 2024 08:22 PM (OX9vb)
And ouzo. Don’t forget the ouzo!

Posted by: Eromero at August 15, 2024 08:28 PM (LHPAg)

186 At least you can't say you don't give a s***.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 15, 2024 08:24 PM (xCA6C)

I seem to have a great deal of shit to give. :B

Posted by: Robert, Shits Ahoy! at August 15, 2024 08:28 PM (1Yy3c)

187 Breaking911 @Breaking911 5h
WEIRD: Second gentleman Doug Emhoff gushes about how Kamala lied to him on their first date
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I'm guessing she said she was a virgin.

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 15, 2024 08:28 PM (i0CiB)

188 Trump held a presser today in NJ, and later did another event in the same state, talking about the dangers of antisemitism in the modern Dem party.

Does this seem like the actions of a person worried about his chances in states like North Carolina?

He's campaigning in Jersey.

Jersey.

Posted by: Shenanigans at August 15, 2024 08:28 PM (wGun1)

189 On advice of counsel I refuse to comment on whether or not I have committed a federal crime.
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It was three per day ten or so years ago. I'm sure the average person is up to five per day now.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember when womens jobs were genuinely important? at August 15, 2024 08:26 PM (5IIoe)

I know I personally did nothing to prevent Matthew Perry from killing himself, so there's one right there.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 15, 2024 08:28 PM (GtZ7X)

190
My uncle was in charge of an artillery unit in the Philippines in WW2. They burned out a barrel and pitched it. 10 years later a fed showed up at his door asking him to account for it.

Posted by: Auspex at August 15, 2024 08:30 PM (j4U/Z)

191 I couldn't sleep at night if I had 350k debt and nothing to show for it but diplomas. Something tells me this woman should be nowhere near any administrative position.
Posted by: fd

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I'm sure the other HR staff saw no problem with it because they were likely the same, but that would be an immediate "Thanks for your interest in our company, but we're hiring someone else because you shouldn't be anywhere near decision making, hiring, staffing, or dispute resolution procedures in a company."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember when womens jobs were genuinely important? at August 15, 2024 08:30 PM (5IIoe)

192 Breaking911 @Breaking911 5h
WEIRD: Second gentleman Doug Emhoff gushes about how Kamala lied to him on their first date
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I'm guessing she said she was a virgin.
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 15, 2024 08:28 PM (i0CiB)

Told him she gives better blow jobs than his previous boyfriends.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 15, 2024 08:31 PM (GtZ7X)

193 187

'WEIRD: Second gentleman Doug Emhoff gushes about how Kamala lied to him on their first date
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I'm guessing she said she was a virgin.'

Strangely enough, he asked if she had sucked Willie Brown's dick.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 15, 2024 08:31 PM (3wi/L)

194 fd. I hope your conficting schedule is resolved in the MoMe favor.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 08:28 PM (nDGMq)

Ben, there more Texas plates in AZ than AZ plates. WTF, are they being driven out of the state?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob...WTF!? at August 15, 2024 08:31 PM (JwIff)

195 Breaking911 @Breaking911 5h
WEIRD: Second gentleman Doug Emhoff gushes about how Kamala lied to him on their first date
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I'm guessing she said she was a virgin.
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 15, 2024 08:28 PM (i0CiB)

Guy who porked Kamala for the first time: I have unburdened you from what has been.

Posted by: Robert, Shits Ahoy! at August 15, 2024 08:31 PM (1Yy3c)

196 You know the other day I was talking to Secretary of Transportation Buttigiug and he said I should eat more lentils because they produce gas and make you fart more. He said Farting builds up the Gluttonous Maximus Muscles.
And knows a lot about nice tight butts....

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 15, 2024 08:31 PM (qpLSv)

197 I don't follow it at all but...

Breaking911 @Breaking911 7h
BREAKING: Multiple arrests were made in the fatal shooting of "General Hospital" actor Johnny Wactor - KABC

Rooster @Roostersbak 7h Replying to @Breaking911
And yet the FBI still hasn’t found their pipe bomber that was at their DNC on Jan 6th.

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 15, 2024 08:34 PM (i0CiB)

198 89 Speaking of Border Collies -

I was at a living history event with offspring, about age 8 or so. The sheep/ border collie demo was well done. Kid asked "Where's the pig?"

Posted by: lurking grandma at August 15, 2024 08:34 PM (sujqA)

199
Mathew Perry killed himself, on purpose or accidentally, and all this is two tiered justice.

Posted by: Auspex at August 15, 2024 08:35 PM (j4U/Z)

200 Kid asked "Where's the pig?"

Posted by: lurking grandma at August 15, 2024 08:34 PM (sujqA).

In the poke.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob...WTF!? at August 15, 2024 08:35 PM (JwIff)

201 Great! I plan on being there by then. I'll bring a bigass pan of baklava.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

Better make it 2. I've been known to put a pan down by myself hahah. But oh man can't wait gyros and baklava are like my fav thing

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 15, 2024 08:35 PM (MGB5H)

202 Cannibal Bob, I hope so. Having been in Dallas the last week some of these people need to get the fuck out.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 08:35 PM (nDGMq)

203 "fd. I hope your conficting schedule is resolved in the MoMe favor.

Posted by: Ben Had"

I think the conflict has been resolved as the registrations for the event filled up quickly and I missed out.

Posted by: fd at August 15, 2024 08:37 PM (vFG9F)

204 Cannibal Bob, I hope so. Having been in Dallas the last week some of these people need to get the fuck out.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 08:35 PM (nDGMq)

Gees Ben. Must be. Can't drive worth shit.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob...WTF!? at August 15, 2024 08:37 PM (JwIff)

205 BruceWayne, anything for you, love

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 08:37 PM (nDGMq)

206 Breaking911 @Breaking911 23h
BREAKING: RFK Jr. sought a meeting last week with Kamala Harris to discuss the possibility of serving in her administration if he throws his support behind her campaign and she wins - WaPo
-----
WaPo full of it, still...

Nicole Shanahan @NicoleShanahan 6h
Confirming: We are NOT in talks with Harris. Speaking personally, they are a lost cause. Literally.

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 15, 2024 08:38 PM (i0CiB)

207 Breaking911 @Breaking911 Aug 14
R.I.P. — Wallace Amos Jr., founder of Famous Amos cookies, dead at 88

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 15, 2024 08:38 PM (i0CiB)

208 I took care of the cats when they were indoor cats. One day, one clawed through a screen. That kept up and the neighbours accepted them as outdoor cats.

Posted by: Stateless

Years ago, the big (15#) neighborhood tabby befriended me. He was verrry friendly. He'd visit and come in every week or so. After a few hours he'd want to go out. One night I decided to see how far he'd push it. Toonses goes to the front door. I ignore him. He comes back, looks at me, goes to the front door. Again but runs to the front door. Finally, he comes up to me and swipes at me with his paw. Ok. Ok. He eventually moved in permanently. Today is the 13th anniversary of euthanizing him (cancer). He was such a cool, smart, and people-friendly cat.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 15, 2024 08:39 PM (KAi1n)

209 fd. I hope your conficting schedule is resolved in the MoMe favor.

Posted by: Ben Had

Push them to the East. I'm beggin ya.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob...WTF!? at August 15, 2024 08:39 PM (JwIff)

210 BruceWayne, anything for you, love
Posted by: Ben Had

I was good friends with a Greek family when I lived in Chicago and whenever they had a party the mom always made me my own pan cause she knew how much I loved it.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 15, 2024 08:39 PM (MGB5H)

211 188 Trump held a presser today in NJ, and later did another event in the same state, talking about the dangers of antisemitism in the modern Dem party.

Does this seem like the actions of a person worried about his chances in states like North Carolina?

He's campaigning in Jersey.

Jersey.
Posted by: Shenanigans at August
It helps he has a place in Bedminster. But it was a good event, they had tables out of different foods and the costs in the before times versus now. He got excited over cheerios. Said he was taking them. The person in charge of food shopping for the Trumps apparently doesn’t buy cheerios.

Posted by: Piper at August 15, 2024 08:41 PM (pZEOD)

212 Cannibal Bob, northeast to Illinois. Identify and isolate

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 08:41 PM (nDGMq)

213 Judge: "Geofence" Data, of the Kind Used by Federal Investigators to Mass-Surveil Anyone In the Capital on January 6th, Is Protected by the Fourth Amendment
===

No, duh. Soviet-level b.s. right there.

Right up with shooting paintballs at peaceful residents in their home.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 15, 2024 08:41 PM (JvZF+)

214 Sleaze. Walz/Harris personify the appellation.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 15, 2024 08:42 PM (hKoQL)

215 What kind of a world are we living in? No one has asked Carrot Top to star in a movie since 1998. Way overdue.

Posted by: Evil Hollywood Cartel at August 15, 2024 08:43 PM (CV8a5)

216 If I ever make to the TXMOME I'm bringing big pans of eggplant par.mTakers? Wait or zucchini parm. Any wops around Texas?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob...WTF!? at August 15, 2024 08:43 PM (JwIff)

217 Cannibal Bob, I am the biggest Wop in Texas

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 08:44 PM (nDGMq)

218 Leading Report @LeadingReport 56m
BREAKING: A coalition of 24 states has filed a brief with the U.S. Supreme Court, urging the justices to uphold an Arizona law that requires proof of citizenship to vote.

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 15, 2024 08:44 PM (i0CiB)

219 Cannibal Bob, northeast to Illinois. Identify and isolate

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 08:41 PM (nDGMq)

LMAO! Xoxo

Posted by: Cannibal Bob...WTF!? at August 15, 2024 08:45 PM (JwIff)

220 Next Big Future: SpaceX Reveals Raptor 3 Engine and Specifications

https://tinyurl.com/mtpxvp63

Check out the comparison picture.

Posted by: Robert, Shits Ahoy! at August 15, 2024 08:46 PM (1Yy3c)

221 Leading Report @LeadingReport 56m
BREAKING: A coalition of 24 states has filed a brief with the U.S. Supreme Court, urging the justices to uphold an Arizona law that requires proof of citizenship to vote.
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 15, 2024 08:44 PM (i0CiB)

Almost 4 years to do this.

Holy shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 15, 2024 08:46 PM (ussiB)

222 BREAKING: Multiple arrests were made in the fatal shooting of "General Hospital" actor Johnny Wactor - KABC

In junior high, General Hospital just started becoming "a thing" with Luke and Laura. We were in groups of 4 or so, I think there were 2 guys and girls in my group. I don't know how it came up, but the other guy was mocking GH saying something about Bobbie blah, blah, blah. The 2 girls looked at him quizzically. I said, "Bobbie's a girl" (Jacklyn Zeman). One of the girls at my table smiled at me. (It was on when I got home from school, when I was sick, and during summer so I started watching it....)

Posted by: SFGoth at August 15, 2024 08:47 PM (KAi1n)

223 Cannibal Bob, I am the biggest Wop in Texas

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 08:44 PM (nDGMq)

Stop!!! Paisana!! Then cannolis too!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob...WTF!? at August 15, 2024 08:47 PM (JwIff)

224 216 If I ever make to the TXMOME I'm bringing big pans of eggplant par.mTakers? Wait or zucchini parm. Any wops around Texas?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob...WTF!? at August 15, 2024 08:43 PM (JwIff
Eggplant Parmesan or lasagna, my favorite pasta.

Posted by: Eromero at August 15, 2024 08:47 PM (LHPAg)

225 haven't had a decent gyros since we moved out of chicago last century. slathered with tzatziki ... with fries!

(I so love saying that, "last century", lol)
(privilege of long-term survival, innit?)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at August 15, 2024 08:47 PM (UWgy2)

226 I make a mean eggplant lasagna. 🍆

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 15, 2024 08:48 PM (ussiB)

227 I'll task myself with spraying windex on everyone's maladies

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 15, 2024 08:48 PM (MGB5H)

228 Supreme Court Before the stolen election: you haven't been wronged yet

Supreme Court After the stolen election: its too late now

Supreme Court in the middle while the election is being stolen: you have no standing

Posted by: Shenanigans at August 15, 2024 08:49 PM (wGun1)

229 The TXMoMe ain't all brisket ya know.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 08:50 PM (nDGMq)

230 My 18# orange cat seemed to never eat. We were all how the hell is he so big? Wife tried every decent food know to man.
One day the neighbor lady comes over all worried, asking about this "stray" she had been feeding and if we had seen him.
Starts describing our cat.
He liked the cheap food she had. Would spend almost all day at her house and disappear at night. Even had his own bed over there.

Posted by: Reforger at August 15, 2024 08:50 PM (xcIvR)

231 Eggplant Parmesan or lasagna, my favorite pasta.

Posted by: Eromero at August 15, 2024 08:47 PM (LHPAg)

Damn, ugh. Have to get there next year. But gees, I'm such a recluse, and crowds....

*looks skittish *

Posted by: Cannibal Bob...WTF!? at August 15, 2024 08:50 PM (JwIff)

232 Astroturf #34546 “Farm Boys For Kamala” who switched. Yet has all kinds of dem candidates on his stickers back to the early 2000s.

Maybe a journalist could ask a questions. Hahahahhahhahahah

Posted by: Piper at August 15, 2024 08:50 PM (pZEOD)

233 Damn, ugh. Have to get there next year. But gees, I'm such a recluse, and crowds....

*looks skittish *
Posted by: Cannibal Bob...WTF!?

Dude that's like 2/3 of us minimum.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 15, 2024 08:51 PM (MGB5H)

234 I made eggplant parmigiana with Vela Monterey jack.

Teh awesome.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 15, 2024 08:51 PM (JvZF+)

235 The TXMoMe ain't all brisket ya know.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 08:50 PM (nDGMq)

I need to buy half a steer. Carnivore diet.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob...WTF!? at August 15, 2024 08:52 PM (JwIff)

236 Cannibal Bob, trust me You will never feel more at home.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 08:53 PM (nDGMq)

237 Dude that's like 2/3 of us minimum.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 15, 2024 08:51 PM (MGB5H)

Lol. yeah, but Which 2/3's?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob...WTF!? at August 15, 2024 08:53 PM (JwIff)

238 SanFranpsycho. Quit torturing me.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 08:54 PM (nDGMq)

239 Evening, Cafe folks!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2024 08:55 PM (433OD)

240 Cannibal Bob, trust me You will never feel more at home.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 08:53 PM (nDGMq

I do trust you babe.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob...WTF!? at August 15, 2024 08:55 PM (JwIff)

241 Wow, Army has now fired THREE Command Seargeant Majors in the last week, all for loss of Confidence.

Purge?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 15, 2024 08:56 PM (xaFKb)

242 End Wokeness @EndWokeness 1h
This is Gianfranco Torres-Navarro, a gang leader from Peru. He kiIIed 23 people.

He was just found in New York.

Biden-Harris let him in.

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 15, 2024 08:56 PM (i0CiB)

243 I don't follow it at all but...

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 15, 2024 08:34 PM (i0CiB)

Point being, neither does the FBI.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 15, 2024 08:57 PM (GtZ7X)

244 Wow, Army has now fired THREE Command Seargeant Majors in the last week, all for loss of Confidence.

Purge?
Posted by: Romeo13

Nah. A command sergeant major is expected to spell its rank correctly.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 15, 2024 08:58 PM (KAi1n)

245 Ben Had it was soft and creamy just like mozzarella and the eggplant was fresh picked. So good.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 15, 2024 08:58 PM (JvZF+)

246 Posted by: SFGoth at August 15, 2024 08:47 PM (KAi1n)

I was stationed in Norfolk in the early 80's, and a Bar right across of the University there had a General Hospital Happy Hour.

Place would be packed with College Chicks... yeah... we became regulars.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 15, 2024 08:59 PM (xaFKb)

247 This is Gianfranco Torres-Navarro, a gang leader from Peru. He kiIIed 23 people.

He was just found in New York.

Biden-Harris let him in.

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 15, 2024 08:56 PM (i0CiB)

Ill bet he felt right at home.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob...WTF!? at August 15, 2024 08:59 PM (JwIff)

248 244 Wow, Army has now fired THREE Command Seargeant Majors in the last week, all for loss of Confidence.

Purge?
Posted by: Romeo13

Nah. A command sergeant major is expected to spell its rank correctly.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 15, 2024 08:58 PM (KAi1n)

Dude..... I'm a Squid.... LOL

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 15, 2024 08:59 PM (xaFKb)

249 Difference: no conservatives freaked out about a chick dancing on a rooftop.
Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2024 07:38 PM (krQz2)

The Secret Service could have used her talents last month.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2024 08:59 PM (433OD)

250 Wasn't Matthew Perry a noted penguin lover who discovered the South Pole?

Posted by: fd at August 15, 2024 09:00 PM (vFG9F)

251 I was stationed in Norfolk in the early 80's, and a Bar right across of the University there had a General Hospital Happy Hour.

Place would be packed with College Chicks... yeah... we became regulars.
Posted by: Romeo13

But werent they all distracted that one summer that the bomb was in the hospital?

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 15, 2024 09:00 PM (MGB5H)

252 241 Wow, Army has now fired THREE Command Seargeant Majors in the last week, all for loss of Confidence.

Purge?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 15, 2024 08:56 PM (xaFKb)
That’s exactly what it sounds like. They had to be stand-up guys, not shitbirds. If they’d been shitbirds, they’d still be on the job.

Posted by: Eromero at August 15, 2024 09:00 PM (LHPAg)

253 Was going download "The Human Condition" by Kobayashi but after reading the story in wiki decided to pass.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 15, 2024 09:01 PM (zeOhw)

254 SanFranpsycho, lovely. Cool.weather is coming and Vela is going to fill my wish list. I need Toma like an addict needs Crack

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 09:01 PM (nDGMq)

255 R.I.P. Greg Khin.

Saw him in person around '92 or '93. Was a fan of Imus In The Morning back then, and Kihn was a morning DJ at a rock station in Santa Cruz (IIRC), and Imus had come to the Bay Area for a live gig to promote that station which was airing his program.

Khin had an easy-going and great sense of humor; he appeared on stage with Imus, Chuck Bernie, and the gang. I really got a kick out of his deep, raspy talking voice -- and when the broadcast ended, I yelled to Chuck "Hey, if you ever need someone on air to be B-1 Bob Dornan [whom he sounded exactly like] -- you can use Greg Kihn!"

Chuck chuckled ... and said "Yeah, you're right!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 15, 2024 09:02 PM (OVrCp)

256 Astroturf #34546 “Farm Boys For Kamala” who switched. Yet has all kinds of dem candidates on his stickers back to the early 2000s.

Maybe a journalist could ask a questions. Hahahahhahhahahah
Posted by: Piper at August 15, 2024 08:50 PM (pZEOD)

Great opportunity for a spoof.

Get a real rough shitkicking alpha chad redneck. Put some silly bullshit like big sunglasses and feather boas on him in the worst and weakest attempt to make him look gay possible. "I'm a big... gay... uhhh... gay person. I am so gay for Kah... Kamm... Harris, that i..... want to vote.... For her. Yeah. Not that mi- ... mis-oh... guy-nist? Now find me a dude to smooch."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 15, 2024 09:03 PM (BAEGB)

257 >>Megan Kelly said something like that. I don't know what her position on Trump is, but it isn't just RINOs and NTers who want him to get more substantive.

The WaPo, basically the propaganda arm of the DNC, just put out an article titled "When your opponent calls you a communist maybe don't propose price controls?"

If you don't think a communist takeover, exactly what is happening here and other western countries around the world, is substantive than I don't know what is. People aren't stupid. They can see what's going on. Defining your opponent is Politics 101 and Trump is doing a very good job of pointing out that Harris is the most far left radical, yes communist, nominee ever.

He's talking issues. Did it extensively today. But he's also putting Harris in a box and she is helping by proposing idiotic communist policies.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2024 09:04 PM (LkLld)

258 I need Toma like an addict needs Crack
Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 09:01 PM (nDGMq)
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I'm not really a cheese "person" but I get it.

Mrs. F. is a cheese person and was an importer when we first met.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 15, 2024 09:04 PM (JvZF+)

259 241 Wow, Army has now fired THREE Command Seargeant Majors in the last week, all for loss of Confidence.

Purge?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 15, 2024 08:56 PM (xaFKb)

Not to be too much of a stickler, but it's Command Sergeants Major. You wouldn't refer to the American League and National League as the "Majors League," you call them the "Major Leagues."

Posted by: tankdemon at August 15, 2024 09:05 PM (3E7MJ)

260 I'm guessing she said she was a virgin.
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 15, 2024 08:28 PM

I told her to say "Like a virgin".

Posted by: Madonna at August 15, 2024 09:05 PM (avPVA)

261 Wasn't Matthew Perry a noted penguin lover who discovered the South Pole?

Posted by: fd at August 15, 2024 09:00 PM (vFG9F)

-------------

Originally, Hillary was actually named "Perry" ... until Sir Edmund Hillary mounted Everest. [Phrasing?]

Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 15, 2024 09:05 PM (OVrCp)

262 SanFranpsycho, give Mrs. F a hug from me and thank her for keeping up with the goings on in Israel.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 09:07 PM (nDGMq)

263 More on Harris housing plan:
-call for construction of 3 million new housing units
-tax incentive for building starter homes
-lower rent by taking on corporate & major landlords
-stop Wall Street investors from buying up and marking up homes in bulk

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 15, 2024 07:49 PM (9aVck)

Fag-boi Trudeau tried that one in Canada. Shamelessy stolen from Small Dead Animals:

April, 2024: In a Friday press release headlined simply “Canada’s Housing Plan,” the Prime Minister’s Office laid out a plan to “unlock 3.87 million new homes by 2031.” … “Canada can and will solve the housing crisis,” read an attached quote by Housing Minister Sean Fraser.

June, 2024: Canadian building permits dropped again in June by 13.9%, continuing the trend of a softening property market despite the government’s attempts to accelerate housing development. According to Statistics Canada, the decline in June was even greater than the previous month, which saw permits drop 12.2% in May and the data is even worse on a year-over-year basis, where the overall value of permits issued in June has dropped by 21.6%.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2024 09:07 PM (433OD)

264
Shocked by the brazen grammar nazism on this blog.

Naah, not really.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 15, 2024 09:08 PM (JvZF+)

265 Originally, Hillary was actually named "Perry" ... until Sir Edmund Hillary mounted Everest. [Phrasing?]
Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 15, 2024 09:05 PM (OVrCp)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE USUALLY HILLARY IS THE FRIGID LANDMASS GETTING MOUNTED BY SOME OVERAMBITIOUS DUDE TRYING TO GO WHERE NO MAN IN HIS RIGHT MIND WOULD EVER GO

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 15, 2024 09:08 PM (BAEGB)

266 SORRY I FORGOT THAT WE CAN'T SOCK THE REGULARS

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 15, 2024 09:09 PM (BAEGB)

267
Fag-boi Trudeau tried that one in Canada. Shamelessy stolen from Small Dead Animals:

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

cant that bitch come up with anything on her own?

(rhetorical)

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 15, 2024 09:09 PM (MGB5H)

268 Belgioso makes excellent Italian style cheeses in WI. Don't import Italian cheeses. Import Italian cheesemakers

Posted by: lurking grandma at August 15, 2024 09:09 PM (sujqA)

269 Of course, she is the only babe I know who starts conversations with "Guess who was admitted to al-Nasr Hospital??"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 15, 2024 09:10 PM (JvZF+)

270 BREAKING!!!

6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv 3h
Krispy Kreme and Dr Pepper are reportedly launching a collab with a Dr Pepper crème-filled donut

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 15, 2024 09:10 PM (i0CiB)

271 265 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE USUALLY HILLARY IS THE FRIGID LANDMASS GETTING MOUNTED BY SOME OVERAMBITIOUS DUDE TRYING TO GO WHERE NO MAN IN HIS RIGHT MIND WOULD EVER GO
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 15, 2024 09:08 PM (BAEGB)

I'm so glad I wasn't drinking coffee when I read that.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 15, 2024 09:10 PM (3E7MJ)

272 The TXMoMe ain't all brisket ya know.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 08:50 PM

What's wrong with brisket? It's like Texas' National Dish, you know.

Well, and breakfast tacos. And chili. And Tex-Mex. But brisket is number one in our hearts.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 15, 2024 09:11 PM (avPVA)

273 Meh, it was a stretch even without the sock fail.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 15, 2024 09:11 PM (JvZF+)

274 And Frito Pie.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 15, 2024 09:12 PM (avPVA)

275 Did you know Fritos were invented in San Antonio?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 15, 2024 09:12 PM (avPVA)

276 The money for nothing is irritating, but the most depressing part is knowing that in modern America paying your rent on time for two years is some big achievement.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember when womens jobs were genuinely important? at August 15, 2024 07:55 PM (5IIoe)
~~~~~

Then you'll really be depressed to hear that 911 operators in DC are being given $800/month bonuses if they show up for all their scheduled shifts.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 15, 2024 09:12 PM (3ImbR)

277 Posted by: SFGoth at August 15, 2024 08:3

Yeah, the cats have turned me into kind of a cat person now.

Regarding the heavy cat story. Our neighbours had a beautiful huge dog named Princess. I don't know the breed. Beautiful, friendly hairball.

Our dog and Princess weren't on leashes or anything. They were friendly and stayed in the yard.

One summer, Princess kept coming into the garage where we had a food bowl full of dry dog food for our Lassie. Princess would lumber over, plop her butt down, one huge paw on one side of the dish, other huge front paw on the other side of the dish and she'd finish off the bowl. No big deal. We didn't care.

A few weeks later, our amazingly wonderful neighbour comments that Princess has been on a diet but just didn't seem to be losing weight......

Posted by: Stateless at August 15, 2024 09:12 PM (jvJvP)

278 Oh, and I'll look for Videodrone.

Thanks.

Posted by: Stateless at August 15, 2024 09:13 PM (jvJvP)

279 Duncanthrax. expanding culinary horizons, we are

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 09:13 PM (nDGMq)

280 Then you'll really be depressed to hear that 911 operators in DC are being given $800/month bonuses if they show up for all their scheduled shifts.
Posted by: IrishEi at A

Sister was welding at a place that was giving 200$ for every 14 shifts in a row you showed up for.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 15, 2024 09:13 PM (MGB5H)

281 SORRY I FORGOT THAT WE CAN'T SOCK THE REGULARS
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 15, 2024 09:09 PM

I don't get it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 15, 2024 09:13 PM (avPVA)

282 Duncanthrax, you would not believe the argument over hamburgers and hot dogs. I won.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 09:15 PM (nDGMq)

283 264
Shocked by the brazen grammar nazism on this blog.

Naah, not really.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 15, 2024 09:08 PM (JvZF+)

I was hoping to seem more instructional than pedantic. Guess I failed that mission, maybe I'll be relieved.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 15, 2024 09:15 PM (3E7MJ)

284 [Since Megyn Kelly's name has come up:]

Began listening to the latest book by her husband, Douglas Brunt, entitled "The Mysterious Case of Rudolf Diesel: Genius, Power, and Deception on the Eve of World War I."

It seems that the inventor of the Diesel engine was found floating dead in the English Channel in 1913 -- months before the breakout of WW1.

Two people wanted him dead (it's speculated): John D. Rockefeller (owing to being an oil tycoon and the threat that Diesel posed); and German Chancellor Otto von Bismarck (because Diesel was going to allow his patented engine to be purchased & used by The British for enhancing their war-making ability).

Sounds fascinating ... and Diesel hasn't gotten any real acknowledgement for his revolutionary new technology since.

Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 15, 2024 09:15 PM (OVrCp)

285 I don't get it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 15, 2024 09:13 PM (avPVA)
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Forget it, he's rolling.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 15, 2024 09:16 PM (JvZF+)

286 Duncanthrax. expanding culinary horizons, we are
Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 09:13 PM

In truth, y'all do a fantastic job curating the TxMoMe culinary experience. The food is worth the trip!

So say all of us in the look-at-our-shoes-and-don't-say-much crowd.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 15, 2024 09:16 PM (avPVA)

287 Sister was welding at a place that was giving 200$ for every 14 shifts in a row you showed up for.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 15, 2024 09:13 PM (MGB5H)
~~~~~

This is all just stunning. One of my sons works at USPS and says they can't keep any new mail carriers. The starting pay is around $20/hr and they get lots of benefits and paid time off. He says they come, work about two weeks then quit.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 15, 2024 09:17 PM (3ImbR)

288 "R.I.P. Greg Khin"

It really got to him that they just don't write my dad anymore.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 15, 2024 09:17 PM (KAi1n)

289 What is happening with the Army Command Sargent Majors. They have gotten rid of 3 this month.

Posted by: Megthered at August 15, 2024 09:17 PM (rwiQP)

290 I was hoping to seem more instructional than pedantic. Guess I failed that mission, maybe I'll be relieved.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 15, 2024 09:15 PM (3E7MJ)
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I'm good with pedantic.

*runs fingers slowly along brim of dunce cap*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 15, 2024 09:17 PM (JvZF+)

291 Discovery/DNA Testing/Testosterone/Chromosonal Testing will be a bitch.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 15, 2024 08:15 PM (p8I2L)

Saw it in half, and count the rings.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2024 09:18 PM (433OD)

292 So say all of us in the look-at-our-shoes-and-don't-say-much crowd.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Umm, err, ah...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 15, 2024 09:18 PM (rOtXe)

293 Duncanthrax, you would not believe the argument over hamburgers and hot dogs. I won.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 09:15 PM

I expect you're gonna win ANY argument around your kitchen table, at least among the 'rons. ;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 15, 2024 09:18 PM (avPVA)

294 Arguing about Hamburgers and hot dogs is silly when there is really only One True Way of topping them.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 15, 2024 09:20 PM (JvZF+)

295 *redacted*

g'night alla youse

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at August 15, 2024 09:20 PM (UWgy2)

296 She wound up getting a second job doing manual labor in an Amazon warehouse on Saturdays and Sundays to help pay off the debt and afford necessities such as groceries"
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember when womens jobs were genuinely important? at August 15, 2024 08:19 PM (5IIoe)

I did Manuel Labor when he was President of Mexico.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 15, 2024 09:20 PM (433OD)

297 I suspect people are trolling the doggies amongst us by deliberately misspelling sergeant.

Carry on.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 15, 2024 09:21 PM (avPVA)

298 NaCly, dearest. Soon indeed. Perfecting my gyros recipe for appetizer night.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 08:06 PM (nDGMq)

Which night is appetizer night?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 15, 2024 09:21 PM (s9EYN)

299 Not to be too much of a stickler, but it's Command Sergeants Major.
Posted by: tankdemon

Meh. The purpose of language is to communicate and the purpose of grammar is to aid that communication. Form follows function so if you are easily understood when you say "command sergeant majors" and it's easier to say/think "command sergeant majors" rather than "command sergeants major", then the former becomes the appropriate grammar. English is not like French where a guillotine-wielding academy will execute you if you don't follow their edicts to the letter.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 15, 2024 09:22 PM (KAi1n)

300 Come to Texas in October. We will feed you and let you shoot to your Hearst content. The bar is open too.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 09:22 PM (nDGMq)

301 ister was welding at a place that was giving 200$ for every 14 shifts in a row you showed up for.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 15, 2024 09:13 PM (MGB5H)
~~~~~

This is all just stunning. One of my sons works at USPS and says they can't keep any new mail carriers. The starting pay is around $20/hr and they get lots of benefits and paid time off. He says they come, work about two weeks then quit.
Posted by: IrishEi at

Even more stunning only her and like one other guy got it out of like 20 or 25 people across all shifts

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 15, 2024 09:22 PM (MGB5H)

302 Polliwog, Thursday the 17th.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 09:24 PM (nDGMq)

303 Come to Texas in October. We will feed you and let you shoot to your Hearst content. The bar is open too.
Posted by: Ben Had

It's a trap!! shell try to make you dance too!

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 15, 2024 09:24 PM (MGB5H)

304 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE USUALLY HILLARY IS THE FRIGID LANDMASS GETTING MOUNTED BY SOME OVERAMBITIOUS DUDE TRYING TO GO WHERE NO MAN IN HIS RIGHT MIND WOULD EVER GO

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 15, 2024 09:08 PM (BAEGB)

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LMAO

Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 15, 2024 09:25 PM (OVrCp)

305 It's a trap!! shell try to make you dance too!
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 15, 2024 09:24 PM

True. But not by shooting into the ground near your feet.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 15, 2024 09:26 PM (avPVA)

306 BruceWayne, sometimes it's just a 3 minute hug.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 09:26 PM (nDGMq)

307 Meh. The purpose of language is to communicate and the purpose of grammar is to aid that communication. Form follows function so if you are easily understood when you say "command sergeant majors" and it's easier to say/think "command sergeant majors" rather than "command sergeants major", then the former becomes the appropriate grammar. English is not like French where a guillotine-wielding academy will execute you if you don't follow their edicts to the letter.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 15, 2024 09:22 PM (KAi1n)
====

No French.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 15, 2024 09:26 PM (JvZF+)

308 True. But not by shooting into the ground near your feet.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

at least not yet...

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 15, 2024 09:27 PM (MGB5H)

309 6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv 3h
Krispy Kreme and Dr Pepper are reportedly launching a collab with a Dr Pepper crème-filled donut
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 15, 2024 09:10 PM (i0CiB)

With the Mars acquisition of Kellanova, I'm looking forward to the inevitable new Iams-flavored Pop-Tarts, which will improve the taste of Pop-Tarts from "East-German Chemical Waste" to merely inedible.

Posted by: spindrift at August 15, 2024 09:27 PM (vi2hv)

310 not like French where a guillotine-wielding academy will execute you if you don't follow their edicts to the letter.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 15, 2024 09:22 PM

David is that harsh on his bulls?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 15, 2024 09:27 PM (avPVA)

311 299 Meh. The purpose of language is to communicate and the purpose of grammar is to aid that communication. Form follows function so if you are easily understood when you say "command sergeant majors" and it's easier to say/think "command sergeant majors" rather than "command sergeants major", then the former becomes the appropriate grammar. English is not like French where a guillotine-wielding academy will execute you if you don't follow their edicts to the letter.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 15, 2024 09:22 PM (KAi1n)

Excusè-moi.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 15, 2024 09:28 PM (3E7MJ)

312 When the WuHan flu lockdowns were on the carriers around here were getting 80 hours a week sometimes. Falling asleep at intersections, one gal drove through her garage door in the morning. Gotta open the door first, then back out. They were making great money on overtime.

New carriers don't know where anything is, once you learn the scheme or the routes after a while, you can think about other stuff, do it in your sleep. Not before however. 20 dollars an hour isn't enough, none of those benefits kick in for 6 months, etc. They will put you on a different route every day filling in, and it sucks. Then head back out to complete other routes. Most of the people who bitch about the Post Office wouldn't last a whole day, LOL.

Posted by: Speedy at August 15, 2024 09:29 PM (Z5tps)

313 Diet Coke, KFC, and Mentos ought to do a deal. Then we could have extra crispy fizzy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 15, 2024 09:29 PM (L/fGl)

314 She Hobbit can totally own a dance floor along with Doof.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 09:29 PM (nDGMq)

315 sometimes it's just a 3 minute hug.

Still $20 like in town.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 15, 2024 09:29 PM (+fKou)

316 She Hobbit can totally own a dance floor along with Doof.
Posted by: Ben Had

A-OK by me hahah

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 15, 2024 09:30 PM (MGB5H)

317 Mars is the largest veterinary company in the country. Yep. Owns VCA among others.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 15, 2024 09:32 PM (KAi1n)

318 Ben Had, I am going to try and make it this year, at least for Saturday.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 15, 2024 09:32 PM (lTGtQ)

319 "R.I.P. Greg Khin"

It really got to him that they just don't write my dad anymore.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 15, 2024 09:17 PM (KAi1n)

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Heh. I'm among the kings of misheard lyrics, but that one never occurred to me.

My favorite (I still sing it even since wifey corrected me

"Just like the one-winged dove
Sings the song sounds like she's singing ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 15, 2024 09:32 PM (OVrCp)

320 BruceWayne, was not the "Footloose " thing last year not great!

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 09:33 PM (nDGMq)

321 I just need to find somebody who knows how to Lindy Hop and the MoMe dancing will be perfect!

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 15, 2024 09:33 PM (ftFVW)

322 BruceWayne, was not the "Footloose " thing last year not great!
Posted by: Ben Had a

It was, But CHQ going through all the things she does in the shower was even better

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 15, 2024 09:33 PM (MGB5H)

323 The 'ettes are very gentle, and only talk amongst themselves regarding any negative 'ron dancing abilities. So step right up and cut a rug!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 15, 2024 09:33 PM (avPVA)

324 BruceWayne, was not the "Footloose " thing last year not great!
Posted by: Ben Had

He was busy not making eye contact with the dance floor!

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 15, 2024 09:34 PM (ftFVW)

325 BruceWayne, was not the "Footloose " thing last year not great!
Posted by: Ben Had a

It was, But CHQ going through all the things she does in the shower was even better
Posted by: BruceWayne a

Oh and her not being aware of the "bigger the hoop, bigger the ho" adage

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 15, 2024 09:34 PM (MGB5H)

326 Thomas Paine, we will be so glad to have you join us.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 09:34 PM (nDGMq)

327 He was busy not making eye contact with the dance floor!
Posted by: She Hobbit

Even I hadnt had enough beer to think the floor had eyes!

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 15, 2024 09:35 PM (MGB5H)

328 Diesel hasn't gotten any real acknowledgement for his revolutionary new technology since.

Diesel dykes?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 15, 2024 09:35 PM (7g8Sn)

329 Sister was welding at a place that was giving 200$ for every 14 shifts in a row you showed up for.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 15, 2024 09:13 PM (MGB5H)

that has more to do with your average welder than the place she was working at.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 15, 2024 09:36 PM (D7oie)

330 Oh and her not being aware of the "bigger the hoop, bigger the ho" adage
Posted by: BruceWayne

Ima get me some 10 in diameter hoops, ha.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 15, 2024 09:37 PM (ftFVW)

331
I need Toma like an addict needs Crack
Posted by: Ben Had

Here you go:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069646

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 15, 2024 09:37 PM (63Dwl)

332 I just need to find somebody who knows how to Lindy Hop and the MoMe dancing will be perfect!
Posted by: She Hobbit
---
How about Australian breakdancing?

Posted by: screaming in digital at August 15, 2024 09:37 PM (iZbyp)

333 Sister was welding at a place that was giving 200$ for every 14 shifts in a row you showed up for.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 15, 2024 09:13 PM (MGB5H)

that has more to do with your average welder than the place she was working at.
Posted by: Kindltot

Oh Im aware, but just the insane "please just show up heres money" attitude at so many places these days, and the fact that people dont take advantage of it is even crazier to me.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 15, 2024 09:37 PM (MGB5H)

334 BruceWayne, CHQ and SHM letting their hair down was even more memorable.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 09:37 PM (nDGMq)

335 How about Australian breakdancing?
Posted by: screaming in digital at Aug

Oh even I may bust out some T-Rexing

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 15, 2024 09:38 PM (MGB5H)

336 How about Australian breakdancing?
Posted by: screaming in digital

That's more in BruceWayne's wheelhouse.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 15, 2024 09:39 PM (ftFVW)

337 Diesel dykes?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 15, 2024 09:35 PM (7g8Sn)

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Heh. Had to look that one up. The things I learn here!

Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 15, 2024 09:39 PM (OVrCp)

338 Oh and her not being aware of the "bigger the hoop, bigger the ho" adage
Posted by: BruceWayne

Ima get me some 10 in diameter hoops, ha.
Posted by: She Hobbit a

*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 15, 2024 09:39 PM (MGB5H)

339 Discovery/DNA Testing/Testosterone/Chromosonal Testing will be a bitch.
Posted by: rickb223

Saw it in half, and count the rings.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Despite the Y chromosomes, it doesn't have a..... oh. Nevermind.

Posted by: mikeski at August 15, 2024 09:39 PM (DgGvY)

340 How about Australian breakdancing?
Posted by: screaming in digital

Oh even I may bust out some T-Rexing
Posted by: BruceWayne

Insufficiently funky!!!

Posted by: Raygun at August 15, 2024 09:41 PM (DgGvY)

341 "Just like the one-winged dove
Sings the song sounds like she's singing ..."
Posted by: ShainS

I heard that in Whole Foods the other day. Another other day, J.J. himself remarked that he had the same obscure mishearing that I did. Can't remember the song, but it was good to have quality confirmation. I misheard most of AC/DC's Highway to Hell and I won't post what i did hear.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 15, 2024 09:41 PM (KAi1n)

342 *ahem*

Posted by: RayGun at August 15, 2024 09:41 PM (mH6SG)

343 Insufficiently funky!!!
Posted by: Raygun a

*ahem*
Posted by: RayGun

Hey! You 2 settle it on the dance floor!

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 15, 2024 09:42 PM (MGB5H)

344 Okay. Trivia.
Pete LaCock of the World Series Royals way back when is the son of Peter Marshal. 80's?

Posted by: Queequeg's buddy at August 15, 2024 09:43 PM (cPGH3)

345 This is why you never want to miss a TXMOME.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 09:43 PM (nDGMq)

346 Sorry. Smelly sock that

Posted by: MkY at August 15, 2024 09:44 PM (cPGH3)

347 Hey! You 2 settle it on the dance floor!
Posted by: BruceWayne

* starts dancing *

* gets hauled away by EMTs assuming it's a seizure *

Posted by: Raygun at August 15, 2024 09:44 PM (DgGvY)

348 Man. I was just chatting with my friends daughter who moved to Jacksonville.
She has been there 2 years and STILL hasn't experiences true southern cuisine.
Neither the deli at Piggly Wiggly, nor Waffle House, nor Shoney's.
The hell is wrong with that girl?

Posted by: Reforger at August 15, 2024 09:45 PM (xcIvR)

349 Hey! You 2 settle it on the dance floor!
Posted by: BruceWayne

You got served!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 15, 2024 09:45 PM (L/fGl)

350 Another carrier and a supervisor were out delivering mail about 10 pm back in the lockdown days. Somebody drew down on them, thinking they were an intruder. Which were they were, kinda. Ordinarily there is no mail delivery at 10 pm.

I like how all the shipping services just said "F>> it" with respect to signature required deliveries.

Posted by: Speedy at August 15, 2024 09:46 PM (Z5tps)

351 Hey! You 2 settle it on the dance floor!
Posted by: BruceWayne

https://tinyurl.com/54tpynsj

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 15, 2024 09:46 PM (cK5/t)

352 Man. I was just chatting with my friends daughter who moved to Jacksonville.
She has been there 2 years and STILL hasn't experiences true southern cuisine.
Neither the deli at Piggly Wiggly, nor Waffle House, nor Shoney's.
The hell is wrong with that girl?
Posted by: Reforger

mentioned it on a morning thread the other day, but I saw a meme on one of my daily sites that said "Denny's is just a Waffle House for people who don't know how to fight". It made me chuckle.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 15, 2024 09:46 PM (MGB5H)

353 The Wiggly Piggly still lives?

Posted by: davidt at August 15, 2024 09:47 PM (i0F8b)

354 Oh and her not being aware of the "bigger the hoop, bigger the ho" adage
Posted by: BruceWayne

Ima get me some 10 in diameter hoops, ha.
Posted by: She Hobbit

Would those work better if you had your arms through them, or not?

Also, obligatory:
https://youtu.be/4yXdbXl-lno

Posted by: mikeski at August 15, 2024 09:47 PM (DgGvY)

355 https://tinyurl.com/54tpynsj
Posted by: She Hobbit

Ya Karen def kicks Raygun and RayGun's asses

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 15, 2024 09:48 PM (MGB5H)

356 She has been there 2 years and STILL hasn't experiences true southern cuisine.
Neither the deli at Piggly Wiggly, nor Waffle House, nor Shoney's.
The hell is wrong with that girl?
Posted by: Reforger

Grits.
With shrimp. With eggs (over easy).
Fried chicken.
White gravy with sausage and biscuits?
Does she even eat?

Posted by: MkY at August 15, 2024 09:48 PM (cPGH3)

357 Jalapeño white gravy because some times you need a little more .

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 09:50 PM (nDGMq)

358 332 I just need to find somebody who knows how to Lindy Hop and the MoMe dancing will be perfect!
Posted by: She Hobbit
---
How about Australian breakdancing?
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 15, 2024 09:37 PM (iZbyp)

I have the kangaroo to a freeze down, baby!

Posted by: Piper at August 15, 2024 09:51 PM (pZEOD)

359 Does she even eat?

Posted by: MkY at August 15, 2024 09:48 PM (cPGH3)
Not sure.
She mentioned Philippino Spaghetti??..
Is that really a thing?

Posted by: Reforger at August 15, 2024 09:52 PM (xcIvR)

360 353 The Wiggly Piggly still lives?
Posted by: davidt at August 15, 2024

Our pig has an amazing wine selection. It’s The Pig.

Posted by: Piper at August 15, 2024 09:52 PM (pZEOD)

361 I have the kangaroo to a freeze down, baby!
Posted by: Piper a

Ya but you were talking about rock steps and 8 counts. I smell a ringer!

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 15, 2024 09:52 PM (MGB5H)

362 I forgot okra. Chicken fried.
Maybe grilled if you're citified.
Never. NEVER in a tomato sauce.

Posted by: MkY at August 15, 2024 09:53 PM (cPGH3)

363 Piper , hope to see you in Texas because you will never have more fun.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024 09:53 PM (nDGMq)

364 And the Denny's here are always filled to capacity with retired people.
15 minute wait to get in at least.
The fights out front are comical.

Posted by: Reforger at August 15, 2024 09:54 PM (xcIvR)

365 She mentioned Philippino Spaghetti??..
Is that really a thing?
Posted by: Reforger

Maybe to a carpetbagger.
Heh
I have no idea.

Posted by: MkY at August 15, 2024 09:54 PM (cPGH3)

366 Recently somebody posted a link to a depressing 5-minute video "Detroit - Feel the Ruin, America. (Set to Bridge of Sighs, Robin Trower)."

youtube.com/watch?v=eYUbu_EPAwk

Always loved that song, and didn't know where the title came from -- so looked, and there is such a place in Venice (built in 1600) between a prison and an interrogation room. Prisoners would sigh at their last sight of Venice before going into prison.

Trower liked the sound of a racehorse with that name ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 15, 2024 09:55 PM (OVrCp)

367 And the Denny's here are always filled to capacity with retired people.
15 minute wait to get in at least.
The fights out front are comical.
Posted by: Reforger

HAH! I wanna see a reel of the Denny's fights v the Waffle House fights.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 15, 2024 09:56 PM (MGB5H)

368
Is this a Laser on this cop's service pistol?

https://youtu.be/w3IGT1fz-ds?si=7d9XI4BcOo2Q0HrP&t=564

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 15, 2024 09:56 PM (Za6kG)

369 The Okra Wars.

Begun they have ...

/obligatory

Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 15, 2024 09:56 PM (OVrCp)

370 The Okra Wars.

Begun they have ...

/obligatory
Posted by: ShainS -

Sponge isnt here, we might be OK

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 15, 2024 09:57 PM (MGB5H)

371 Is this a Laser on this cop's service pistol?

https://youtu.be/w3IGT1fz-ds?si=7d9XI4BcOo2Q0HrP&t=564

Posted by: Soothsayer

could be a flashlight hard to tell

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 15, 2024 09:58 PM (MGB5H)

372 61 I have the kangaroo to a freeze down, baby!
Posted by: Piper a

Ya but you were talking about rock steps and 8 counts. I smell a ringer!
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 15, 2024 09

Lindy hop is rock step, triple step, triple step, too!

Posted by: Piper at August 15, 2024 09:58 PM (pZEOD)

373 Always loved that song, and didn't know where the title came from -- so looked, and there is such a place in Venice (built in 1600) between a prison and an interrogation room. Prisoners would sigh at their last sight of Venice before going into prison.

Trower liked the sound of a racehorse with that name ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 15, 2024 09:55 PM (OVrCp)

Poor Robert is enduring the Fridge of Sighs, right now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2024 09:58 PM (433OD)

374
could be a flashlight hard to tell
Posted by: BruceWayne

Yeah, you might be right.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 15, 2024 09:59 PM (Za6kG)

375 363 Piper , hope to see you in Texas because you will never have more fun.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2024

I am doing what I can to get there. Guess I should make a reservation!

Posted by: Piper at August 15, 2024 09:59 PM (pZEOD)

376 have the kangaroo to a freeze down, baby!
Posted by: Piper a

Ya but you were talking about rock steps and 8 counts. I smell a ringer!
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 15, 2024 09

Lindy hop is rock step, triple step, triple step, too!
Posted by: Piper

*I KNEW IT gif*

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 15, 2024 10:00 PM (MGB5H)

377 Before it gets willowed, I am still amazed by the border collies.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 15, 2024 10:00 PM (3E7MJ)

378 Nood

Posted by: tankdemon at August 15, 2024 10:02 PM (3E7MJ)

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