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Surprise! Deep State Asset and Democrat-In-Republican Clothing Rep. Mike McCaul Is Covering Up For Biden's Disastrous Afghanistan Bug-Out

McCaul is likely compromised by Deep State kompromat. He is their unflagging servant:

.S. Rep. Michael McCaul isn't giving up hope that a second Donald Trump presidency will support Ukraine in its war against Russia, even after Sen. J.D. Vance, a vocal Ukraine aid critic and outspoken isolationist, was nominated to the vice presidency.

Vance's selection as running mate sets up some potential tension between a future Trump administration and the congressional defense hawks like McCaul, who played a role in securing Ukraine aid last April. Vance has been skeptical of sustained aid for U.S. allies abroad and voted against continued assistance for Ukraine, including the aid package McCaul advocated.

Both are cornerstone priorities for McCaul, an Austin Republican who chairs the House Foreign Affairs Committee. McCaul said he's "a little" concerned Vance could portend greater withdrawal by the United States on the world stage, but he isn't throwing in the towel just yet.

He's a hardcore anti-Trumper who supported the impeachment against Trump. Though Trump, for reasons that make sense only to Trump, decided to endorse this creepy Deep State operative.

Former President Donald Trump has endorsed the reelection bid of Representative Michael McCaul, despite the Republican's previous denouncement of Trump for his actions on January 6.

McCaul was one of three GOP Texas congressmen whom Trump endorsed on Thursday. Although McCaul did not vote in favor of Trump's second impeachment, where he was charged with inciting the U.S. Capitol riot, he issued a statement condemning the former president's "rhetoric and behavior" and explained that he voted against the impeachment because it was rushed, while urging a "peaceful transition of power" for the incoming Joe Biden.

Trump made no mention of McCaul's assessment of his behavior on January 6 in the endorsement.

He is a tireless campaigner for the right of the DC Swamp to make all foreign policy, against the wishes of the people or their chosen representatives. Because Biden is aligned with the Swamp, McCaul supports Biden.

Jerry Dunleavy is a right-leaning reporter (on the Establishment side) who joined the investigation into the Afghanistan evacuation.

He says that "Republican" Foreign Affairs Chairman McCaul has refused to dig into Biden's responsibility for it.


Jerry Dunleavy IV
@JerryDunleavy

NEW: I resigned in protest from Chairman McCaul's House Foreign Affairs investigation into the Biden-Harris Admin's disastrous & deadly Afghanistan withdrawal. Resignation letter below. Despite my repeated urging, McCaul failed to seek answers on & accountability for the debacle.

While the Committee's investigation has indeed unearthed further evidence detailing the Biden-Harris Admin's responsibility for the horrific events of August 2021 & for the dangerous global fallout which followed, McCaul & his team have also been derelict in their duty to pursue answers for the Abbey Gate Gold Star families, to seek the proper documents, to bring in the proper witnesses, to ask the tough questions, to fully pursue the truth without fear or favor, & to do everything in the Committee's power to ensure that a deadly humiliation like this never happens again. McCaul & the Committee made promises to the Abbey Gate Gold Star families & to the American public at large -- & those promises simply have not been kept.

I did not come lightly to this decision to resign & to blow the whistle publicly, but I could not be a part of this sham any longer & my conscience simply will not allow me to be silent -- after a year of pushing the Committee to do the right thing & to run a serious investigation that relentlessly searches for the truth, it has become undeniably clear to me that McCaul & his team are unwilling to take even the most basic steps necessary to ensure that President Biden, VP Harris, & all the top Biden-Harris diplomatic & national security & military leaders are made to answer for the horrors which unfolded & continue to unfold in Afghanistan & around the world. The Committee's disappointing lack of courage & lack of moral clarity just cannot go unremarked.

From the troubling handling of the hearings with General Milley & General McKenzie & Zalmay Khalilzad to the refusal to drag in key witnesses at the State Department & CENTCOM & elsewhere, and from the refusal to properly investigate the ISIS-K attack at Abbey Gate to the failure to look into dozens of obvious & important leads, McCaul & his team have allowed a crucial opportunity for a real & deserved reckoning to potentially slip away.

I feel a significant obligation to the Abbey Gate Gold Star families, to all Gold Star families from this two-decade war, to all the U.S. service members who fought & especially those who died in Afghanistan, & to the American public -- they all deserve to know how this Committee has refused to fulfill its important obligation to thoroughly expose the Biden-Harris Admin's duplicity & its atrocious decision-making during America's retreat & defeat in Afghanistan.

House Republicans had (and, for at least a few more months, still have) a congressional majority which empowered them to run serious & credible oversight investigations -- the power to compel sworn witness testimony, the power to force the production of hidden documents, the power to issue subpoenas -- but, with regard to the investigation into the Biden-Harris disaster in Afghanistan, McCaul has failed to wield this awesome power with anything resembling strength or consistency.

As I repeatedly made clear to the Committee, I fear that those in the halls of power -- the White House, State Dept, intel community, Pentagon -- have failed to learn the needed lessons from America's defeat in the war in Afghanistan. Washington has a widespread culture of unaccountability, & that has been especially true related to this war. I fear that this Committee's investigation will embolden, rather than remedy, that perverse culture. If those responsible aren't held accountable, and if necessary lessons aren't learned, I fear there will be even more Gold Star families in the future as a direct result.

As I did as a reporter, an author, and a now-former senior investigator on Capitol Hill, I will continue my fight for the truth no matter what. The stakes are simply too high to do otherwise. More to come.

His tweets and his actual letter of resignation are here.

Like I said, Dunleavy is one of the soft-handed pro-Establishment "moderate" wing of the party -- but kudos to him for resigning, and doing so publicly, when the Deep State operative McCaul went too far in his covering-up for the Deep State's agent, "Scranton Joe."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:10 PM




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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 14, 2024 06:10 PM (QNSds)

2 We are never going to get rid of the gop(e).

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 14, 2024 06:10 PM (QNSds)

3 I will go nood.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 14, 2024 06:11 PM (QNSds)

4 nooded.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 14, 2024 06:11 PM (QNSds)

5 Willowed:

This is just insane, Ace.

Looks like a dystopian movie or documentary from fascist China.

Buuuuuut, it's Walz Minnesota during covid.

https://x.com/Samantha_SN1/status/1823368494261342671

Imagine if the police were using real bullets.

then you'll have a preview of the weird and creepy Harris/Walz America.

HARRIS/WALZ 2024

The Joy of Fascism!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2024 06:13 PM (eDfFs)

6 they should start calling it Harris-Biden administration

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2024 06:13 PM (V13WU)

7 The Trump Elon Stayin Alive AI is the cutest thing ever.

Posted by: m at August 14, 2024 06:14 PM (64Zez)

8
https://nitter.poast.org/elonmusk

Posted by: m at August 14, 2024 06:14 PM (64Zez)

9
I'm sure McCaul wants to stay above room temperature, so he's covering for the Deep State.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 14, 2024 06:16 PM (+oR7L)

10 If it wasn't for the Deep State we wouldn't have a State at all.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2024 06:16 PM (lX8VI)

11 Someone needs to dig a bit deeper into McCaul's background.

Check that... a "lot" deeper. There's likely a whole lot of shit to be uncovered.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2024 06:18 PM (Q4IgG)

12 I notice those helicopters that they said the Taliban would never figure out how to fly, are flying.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 14, 2024 06:18 PM (MeG8a)

13 If we used the IRS like the democrats do, we could pinpoint every dollar of the bribes McCaul has taken.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 14, 2024 06:18 PM (lTGtQ)

14 McCaul chairs the House Foreign Affairs Committee.

Sugar Daddy.

Posted by: davidt at August 14, 2024 06:19 PM (i0F8b)

15 He is a tireless campaigner for the right of the DC Swamp to make all foreign policy, against the wishes of the people or their chosen representatives.
_______
Isn't it required that The Interagency Consensus is supreme here, as Vindman said? It emanates from the penumbra.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 14, 2024 06:19 PM (1bNHn)

16 the Deep State's agent, "Scranton Joe."

I'm Scranton Joe from Delaware, pal! Get it right!

Posted by: Lame Duck Joe at August 14, 2024 06:19 PM (aBgBM)

17 McCaul is Uber wealthy through his wife's family. The founded Clear Channel Communications. I would imagine Deep State contracts abound and therefore the would cover any disaster investigation (as Iowahawk says ) with a pillow until it stops moving.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2024 06:20 PM (gXGVH)

18 Not defending Walz as such but they were shooting at residents during the riot curfew, not for coming out during covid. The story is a bit misleading otherwise.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2024 06:20 PM (lX8VI)

19 If we used the IRS like the democrats do, we could pinpoint every dollar of the bribes McCaul has taken.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 14, 2024 06:18 PM (lTGtQ)


It is actually the Treasury that has that information. All of it. Apparently no one asks them about that.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2024 06:20 PM (D7oie)

20 12 I notice those helicopters that they said the Taliban would never figure out how to fly, are flying.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 14, 2024 06:18 PM (MeG8a)

I expect we spent a million + tax dollars to train the sumbitches when they were playing at being Afghan Army.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 14, 2024 06:20 PM (pohLc)

21 I notice those helicopters that they said the Taliban would never figure out how to fly, are flying.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

-

The ones that require encrypted codes?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Male feminists exist because women can't do the job themselves at August 14, 2024 06:20 PM (5UOWV)

22 I wonder if Biden will go off teleprompter at the convention and start yelling at Obama, Harris and Pelosi.

I would rate it as the greatest speech ever.

That Harris slut stabbed me in the back!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 14, 2024 06:20 PM (q7hip)

23
The ability to enlist the testimony of little boys and girls decides too much of what is going on in this country. Whether true or not?

I don't wanna think it's true. For one minute. But people doing what they do?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 14, 2024 06:20 PM (RKVpM)

24 Not defending Walz as such but they were shooting at residents during the riot curfew, not for coming out during covid. The story is a bit misleading otherwise.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2024 06:20 PM (lX8VI)


apparently those were police that couldn't be used at the actual riots. Isn't that odd? I think that's odd.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2024 06:21 PM (D7oie)

25 Not defending Walz as such but they were shooting at residents during the riot curfew, not for coming out during covid.

-

I like that their approach was to walk through middle to upper middle class white neighborhoods.

*chef's kiss*

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Male feminists exist because women can't do the job themselves at August 14, 2024 06:22 PM (5UOWV)

26
I think they have to be concerned with Joey going off on how the last 3 years have been the greatest in American history then pivot on closing night to how they're going to change everything.

Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2024 06:22 PM (j4U/Z)

27 apparently those were police that couldn't be used at the actual riots. Isn't that odd? I think that's odd.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2024 06:21 PM (D7oie)

100% agreed!

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2024 06:22 PM (lX8VI)

28 Fuck you and your wars. You go fight them,
Flabby Ass.

They never take care of the veterans and pay them lip service. They give more to illegal immigrants and havre not done a thing to ensure not a single taxpayer dollar goes to them. Meanwhile, guys like Frank Stiller and others, who should be sainted, run around with tin cups begging for money.

McCaul and his ilk can blow me.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 14, 2024 06:23 PM (Hi9VF)

29 Maybe it was some sort of union agreement. I understand those little last minute codicils in the collective bargaining agreements can be tricksy.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2024 06:23 PM (D7oie)

30 There is no excuse for what happened in Afghanistan except Barky's minions getting Sundowner to give billions in armaments to Islam

I long Capt Queeg event by Sundowner would be spectacular.

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2024 06:23 PM (fwDg9)

31 If you're covering up for Biden crimes and/ or are voting for Harris/ Walz and technically have an R after your name you are no longer a Republican. You simply do and say whatever meets your monetary/influence needs and don't care about the fate of the US.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2024 06:24 PM (dTTBf)

32 I looked at the 10th congressional district map (M McCaul's district) - Austin Texas all the way to northwest Houston area-
wtf?

Posted by: Faux News at August 14, 2024 06:25 PM (nvKZ7)

33 I saw the Fat Hobbitses open for the Tricksey Codicils!

Posted by: Gollum at August 14, 2024 06:25 PM (i0F8b)

34 and technically have an R after your name you are no longer a Republican. You simply do and say whatever meets your monetary/influence needs and don't care about the fate of the US.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2024 06:24 PM (dTTBf)

I think that's what the R stands for.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2024 06:26 PM (lX8VI)

35 I would love to see the breakdown in support of men vs women regarding Ukraine.

I'm betting the half of voters with more rights than the other who only have to worry about sending the other half of voters to war are disproportionately for war.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Male feminists exist because women can't do the job themselves at August 14, 2024 06:26 PM (5UOWV)

36 Simple question:

What particular votes are still up for grabs at present?

Hint: It ain't the hard core Conservatives still scratching their chins in contemplation.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Orson at August 14, 2024 06:26 PM (dIske)

37
According to the poll I created out of thin air, if Joe were to stay in the race, he wins all 50 states. Do it Joe.

Fore! More years, with a 6 handicap!

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 14, 2024 06:26 PM (RKVpM)

38 This seems timely as I have been reading a lot of posts about the Afghanistan withdrawal and Harris's approval. "I was the last person in the room"She said.
Big parade in Afghanistan showing off all the stuff we left behind. Walz's walking away from his duty to go with his men to Afghanistan. Maybe those 13 service men and women who gave their lives for this disgusting administration will finally be recognized.
Just an added benefit that it also serves the Trump campaign.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 14, 2024 06:26 PM (t/2Uw)

39 You know, "During times of public unrest, employees subject to this agreement must give priority to marching through suburban neighborhoods in a show of overwhelming force, over dealing with actual rioters committing crimes of breaking, entering, theft, physical assault, and burning down places of employment"

what could they do? Their hands were tied, after all.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2024 06:27 PM (D7oie)

40

*Hic*


*Shart*


*Hic*


*Shart*

Posted by: Hillary and Biden, taking turns at August 14, 2024 06:27 PM (E/99G)

41 I always knew Mike was a loser, that's why I changed my name. Didn't want to be associated with him.

Posted by: Dixie McCall at August 14, 2024 06:28 PM (0eaVi)

42 I think the Hulk Hogan Trump angle is that Peter Thiel bankrolled both JD Vance's career and Hulk Hogan's lawsuit with Gawker. Trump might be throwing a bone to the right leaning Silicon Valley types by nominating JD Vance.

Posted by: Max Power at August 14, 2024 06:28 PM (q177U)

43 "I wonder if Biden will go off teleprompter at the convention and start yelling at Obama, Harris and Pelosi."

I would be glad to see this. I think what they'll actually do is have "Biden" speak using AI-/CGI

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2024 06:29 PM (dTTBf)

44 12 I notice those helicopters that they said the Taliban would never figure out how to fly, are flying.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 14, 2024 06:18 PM (MeG8a)


That was lame CYA by cowardly lying idiots. "Boys and girls, can you say contractors and mercenaries? Good, I knew you could. It shows each of you is smarter than Joe Biden, John Kirby, Jake Sullivan and Lloyd Austin, combined!"

Posted by: Gref at August 14, 2024 06:29 PM (aBgBM)

45 If Republicans fought 1/10 as hard for any conservative issue as they've fought to fund the endless war in Ukraine that issue wouldn't be an issue any more.

It's gross how obsessed they are with burning pallets of $100 bills in a country 10,000 miles away.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2024 06:29 PM (dHBPd)

46 Posted by: Marcus T at August 14, 2024 06:23 PM (Hi9VF)

If folks want to thank THIS Vet for his service?

Don't vote for politicians who will send us places to die, and then not allow us to win.

Don't politically give away our battlefield victories.

We currently have troops in 150, of the worlds 195 countries.... uh... why?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 14, 2024 06:30 PM (xaFKb)

47 Trump endorsed this weasel? Maddening! He needs to do better in telling friends from foes.

Posted by: Paco at August 14, 2024 06:30 PM (njExo)

48 I just asked SIRI when the DNC convention begins and she never actually responded with the date. I think that's odd.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 14, 2024 06:30 PM (t/2Uw)

49 McCaul
22 thousand numvees you gave to Mohommedans.

I hope they put you children on sex slavery.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 14, 2024 06:32 PM (gbOdA)

50 hahahah! Iran central bank suffered a cyber attack . .." a paper had been stuck onto ATM machines in Iran, which read, "Dear customers, it is impossible to withdraw money from this ATM. This is because all of Iran's national budget and resources have been allocated to the wars and the corrupt religious leaders of the Islamic Republic regime. "We are very sorry.""

lol

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2024 06:32 PM (V13WU)

51 48 I just asked SIRI when the DNC convention begins and she never actually responded with the date. I think that's odd.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 14, 2024 06:30 PM (t/2Uw)


Monday-Thursday

Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2024 06:32 PM (IyPmt)

52 I think that's what the R stands for.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2024 06:26 PM (lX8VI)

I think it depends on the individual Republican. I joined this party officially about a year ago after having not voted for Dems since Obama ran. I hardly think I'm God's answer to
R party politics, but I sure as heck know I'm NOT a RINO and not a Democrat. Of course, I 'd have to get into office before I'm offered any bribes. J/K

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2024 06:32 PM (dTTBf)

53 Damn, just had some great Japanese food for my wife’s birthday. Otani, in Chantilly, Virginia.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 06:33 PM (v6JzV)

54 KILLS ALL FOREIGN AID

Then add it back based on fair trade.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 14, 2024 06:33 PM (gbOdA)

55 I saw where we left a bunch of the brand new sniper systems in Afghanistan. Cost to the taxpayers $26k each. These are not huge tanks, they are rifles an other man portable things that, you know, snipers carry in 2 man teams.

No excuse for leaving those behind. But at least it’s not like the Taliban can cause too much trouble with state of the art sniper equipment.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 14, 2024 06:34 PM (XPu+4)

56 I just asked SIRI when the DNC convention begins and she never actually responded with the date. I think that's odd.
Posted by: Sharon


She just told me 19th - 22nd. Then asked why and laughed.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 14, 2024 06:34 PM (2KFCy)

57 So...if Trump is sentenced to jail time, that will make things...I'm gonna use the special word...Weird.

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at August 14, 2024 06:34 PM (E/99G)

58
I just asked SIRI when the DNC convention begins and she never actually responded with the date. I think that's odd.

Too busy creating AI images of Kamala's crowds, whose reflections do not appear on the shiny metal of the aircraft's fuselage.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 14, 2024 06:34 PM (RKVpM)

59 51 Monday-Thursday

The day when they had the Last Supper?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 06:34 PM (v6JzV)

60 Walz Minnesota:

SWAT Squad walking through upper middle class neighborhood.

Suddenly-

"Iced Tea!!! Tea Drinking in Porch swing at 3 o'clock.

Light'em up!!!!"

"Oh, God, sir.! They have Little Debbie's Snack Cakes too"

"Don't panic men!!! Keep firing! Keep fiiiiiiiring!!!"

Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2024 06:34 PM (eDfFs)

61 osted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 06:33 PM (v6JzV)

Happy birthday to Mrs. Bulgar. Glad you had nice dinner out. How do you feel that your interview went?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2024 06:35 PM (dTTBf)

62 How many ribbons did Miley give himself for Operation Bug Out?

Now he has so many that he has to wear on his back, like a cowards tramp stamp.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 14, 2024 06:35 PM (wBaIH)

63 KILLS ALL FOREIGN AID

Then add it back based on fair trade.
Posted by: rhennigantx


President rickb223 Kills all foreign aid. Period. Those fuckers can hate us for free.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 14, 2024 06:35 PM (2KFCy)

64 Trump might be throwing a bone to the right leaning Silicon Valley types by nominating JD Vance.
Posted by: Max Power at August 14, 2024 06:28 PM (q177U)


there is a train of thought that thinks that a number of the "small tech" people, like the PayPal mafia and others who want to create stuff without the Feds and the DEI-folk camping permanently half way up their lower intestines are backing Trump for the win. They suggest that Thiel, Ramaswami and Musk are there, and there are others as well, and Vance is his offer in return.
I do wonder about that, because the 16 and 20 campaigns were savvy, but this one is promising to be enlightened.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2024 06:35 PM (D7oie)

65 Walz Minnesota:

SWAT Squad walking through upper middle class neighborhood.

Suddenly-

"Iced Tea!!! Tea Drinking in Porch swing at 3 o'clock.

Light'em up!!!!"

"Oh, God, sir.! They have Little Debbie's Snack Cakes too"

"Don't panic men!!! Keep firing! Keep fiiiiiiiring!!!"
Posted by: naturalfake

-

The best part is that they were antifa chicks.

I will admit that I sort of enjoyed seeing them shot by their masters.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Male feminists exist because women can't do the job themselves at August 14, 2024 06:36 PM (5UOWV)

66 The Gope will continue to betray you.

And you will continue to empower them?

Posted by: Not voting our way out at August 14, 2024 06:36 PM (ws/63)

67 Trump will be in jail on September 18th.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 14, 2024 06:36 PM (q7hip)

68 Surprise, Cockfag!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at August 14, 2024 06:37 PM (5AVMW)

69 there is a train of thought that thinks that a number of the "small tech" people, like the PayPal mafia and others who want to create stuff without the Feds and the DEI-folk camping permanently half way up their lower intestines are backing Trump for the win. They suggest that Thiel, Ramaswami and Musk are there, and there are others as well, and Vance is his offer in return.
I do wonder about that, because the 16 and 20 campaigns were savvy, but this one is promising to be enlightened.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2024 06:35 PM (D7oie)

It does make the most sense for the pick...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 14, 2024 06:37 PM (exHjb)

70 KamalaHQLies @KamalaHQLies
Kamala HQ Lies has surpassed 100,000 followers, with 70,000 of you following today.

We will soon be ratioing and out-reaching every false and misleading post coming from the KamalaHQ account.

The only way to beat them is to drown them out with the truth.

Thank you all for following and sharing.

We are just getting started.

KamalaHQLies @KamalaHQLies
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This is the rapid response page of holding Kamala HQ accountable for their misinformation on X.

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Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 14, 2024 06:37 PM (i0CiB)

71 67 Trump will be in jail on September 18th.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 14, 2024 06:36 PM (q7hip)

Only if the polls say that will help Dems...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 14, 2024 06:38 PM (exHjb)

72 61 Fen, I think it went well. I didn’t seem to have any obvious “Oops” moments, and I wrote what I think was a good thank-you letter afterwards.

But we shall see.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 06:38 PM (v6JzV)

73 President rickb223 Kills all foreign aid. Period. Those fuckers can hate us for free.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 14, 2024 06:35 PM (2KFCy)

=====

Endorsed!

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 14, 2024 06:38 PM (+Th6f)

74
It does make the most sense for the pick...
Posted by: Nova Local at August 14, 2024 06:37 PM (exHjb)


I thought it was because he is a young Family Man,served in the Military, attractive, wrote a popular book that was made into a movie and is very bright

Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2024 06:39 PM (IyPmt)

75 Scott Adams' X twitter account often has tech guy links/retweets, including stuff about the CA [?] tech guys switching to PDT.

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 14, 2024 06:39 PM (i0CiB)

76 Trump will be in jail on September 18th.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at


We'll just have to vote super harderer in 26.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at August 14, 2024 06:39 PM (ws/63)

77
Trump will be in jail on September 18th.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 14, 2024 06:36 PM


Whoever puts him in jail on that date will himself be in jail by early February 2025. Judges and inmates is a poor mix for some unfathomable reason.

But I think it is a good playlist.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 14, 2024 06:39 PM (RKVpM)

78 I'm reading some distressing reports on X that someone has hacked every social security admin. account. Every one.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 14, 2024 06:39 PM (MeG8a)

79 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 06:38 PM (v6JzV)

I'm glad to hear that. I also think these follow up letters are so important. Some young people just don't do that. Prayers will continue because the job market is so very tough right now.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2024 06:40 PM (dTTBf)

80 79 Thank you, Fen. It is tough out there.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 06:41 PM (v6JzV)

81 If you shart me up
If you shart me up, I'll never stop

I've been running hot
You got me ticking, now don't blow my top
If you shart me up
If you shart me up, I'll never stop
Never stop, never stop, never stop

You make a grown man cryyyy

Posted by: Hillary's box of wine at August 14, 2024 06:41 PM (NtVYv)

82 I'm reading some distressing reports on X that someone has hacked every social security admin. account. Every one.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 14, 2024 06:39 PM (MeG8a)


As I understand it, there was a data company collecting all this information, and more, and they had extensive records.
they got hacked, and damned if anyone can tell me why they were collecting that information.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2024 06:41 PM (D7oie)

83 I'm reading some distressing reports on X that someone has hacked every social security admin. account. Every one.
Posted by: gourmand du jour


I'll bet those sons of bitches left the admin password as password.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 14, 2024 06:41 PM (2KFCy)

84 Does the appeals court have to wait til Trump is sentenced to consider his appeal?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 14, 2024 06:41 PM (t/2Uw)

85 I'm reading some distressing reports on X that someone has hacked every social security admin. account. Every one.
-

As I understand it, there was a data company collecting all this information, and more, and they had extensive records.
they got hacked, and damned if anyone can tell me why they were collecting that information.

Posted by: Kindltot

-

I'd bet $100 right now that it involves election fraud.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Male feminists exist because women can't do the job themselves at August 14, 2024 06:42 PM (5UOWV)

86 Afternoon.

Why do they call it fasting when everything is just interminable when you're hungry.

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2024 06:42 PM (E0REI)

87 Fen, how is your son doing?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 06:42 PM (v6JzV)

88 78 I'm reading some distressing reports on X that someone has hacked every social security admin. account. Every one.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 14, 2024 06:39 PM (MeG8a)

This is true.

If you don't need credit soon, might as well put a credit freeze on your accounts for a year, just to make things harder for the eventual buyers of your info.

Posted by: Nova Local at August 14, 2024 06:42 PM (exHjb)

89
and damned if anyone can tell me why they were collecting that information.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2024 06:41 PM


Because the Social Security Administration uses that data to confirm identities before permitting benefits.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 14, 2024 06:43 PM (RKVpM)

90 I'm reading some distressing reports on X that someone has hacked every social security admin. account. Every one.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 14, 2024 06:39 PM (MeG8a)

China? Russia? Iran?

Embrace the power of "and"?

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2024 06:43 PM (E0REI)

91 A Vance/Waltz debate, Oct 1. That will be so fun to watch.

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at August 14, 2024 06:43 PM (E/99G)

92 As I understand it, there was a data company collecting all this information, and more, and they had extensive records.
they got hacked, and damned if anyone can tell me why they were collecting that information.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2024 06:41 PM (D7oie)

Didn't Pixy cover this a few days ago?

Posted by: pookysgirl, too tired to find the exact link at August 14, 2024 06:44 PM (dtlDP)

93 Does Ace still do intermittent fasting?

Ace, you're nuts.

It's only been 19 hours and already I could swallow a chicken whole.

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2024 06:45 PM (E0REI)

94 Been say for awhile Trump will get booked into Rykers, I think it's highly probable his lawyers will then be hitting higher courts to end this travesty so could be out after a bunch of hours.
But the Marxists are desperate Soto jail he will go.

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2024 06:46 PM (fwDg9)

95 I'd be perfectly happy if the dems would take their *support* and SHOVE IT until they CHOKE on it.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 14, 2024 06:46 PM (hKoQL)

96 we all need new SS numbers. do over.

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2024 06:46 PM (V13WU)

97 McCaul...just two letters different from McCain...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2024 06:47 PM (ynpvh)

98 Does anyone care who David French is voting for? I don't. Know one I know knows who he is.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2024 06:48 PM (RIvkX)

99 93 Complete with feathers, wattle, and salmonella?

Yech. Hard pass.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 06:48 PM (v6JzV)

100 Heh.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2024 06:48 PM (RIvkX)

101 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 06:42 PM (v6JzV)

He's o.k. He had a very long cognitive test today. He thinks he did pretty well but the results take a while. He got a call for an interview and said that he would like to come in but hasn't heard anything else yet. A woman in my congregation who is looking for a job says that for every 100 applications you get a 1 % response. Son hasn't sent out nearly that many I don't know how she knows this, but she knows a whole lot of bad news. I like her and think she's a very organized person and a hard worker and would be an excellent employee (and I pray for her daily), but she sends me about 10 e-mails a day about political things and it's sort of enervating,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2024 06:48 PM (dTTBf)

102
It's all falling apart in real time, but this time it isn't some lab in Wuhan, China. But it's still China.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 14, 2024 06:48 PM (RKVpM)

103 https://tinyurl.com/5n7xbw5w

"The man who deputies say broke into the Ashburn, Virginia, campaign office of former President Donald Trump has been identified, and they are asking for help finding him.

The Loudoun County Sheriff’s Office has issued a warrant for Toby Shane Kessler, 39, on a charge of burglary with intent to commit larceny, assault and battery or other felony."

White guy, no fixed address.

Posted by: Nova Local at August 14, 2024 06:49 PM (exHjb)

104 93 Does Ace still do intermittent fasting?

Ace, you're nuts.

It's only been 19 hours and already I could swallow a chicken whole.

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2024 06:45 PM (E0REI)

Reminds me of: Kinky is using a feather; Perverted is using the whole chicken.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2024 06:49 PM (ynpvh)

105 That's not what you do with a chicken.
- GOP

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Male feminists exist because women can't do the job themselves at August 14, 2024 06:49 PM (5UOWV)

106 Because the Social Security Administration uses that data to confirm identities before permitting benefits.
Posted by: Divide by Zero


Why in the hell does the third-party need to collect the information? Security administration already has

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 14, 2024 06:49 PM (2KFCy)

107 It's only been 19 hours and already I could swallow a chicken whole.
Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2024 06:45 PM (E0REI)

=====

You have a blood test or colonoscopy coming up or something?

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 14, 2024 06:49 PM (+Th6f)

108 Fen, l, of course, have never met your son, but he sounds like a good kid. Please tell him that I am routing for him.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 06:51 PM (v6JzV)

109 Complete with feathers, wattle, and salmonella?

Yech. Hard pass.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 06:48 PM (v6JzV)

I'd dump a bottle of barbecue sauce down its cloaca, unhinge my jaw and consume it with gusto.

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2024 06:51 PM (7mkuD)

110 It's all going to shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 14, 2024 06:51 PM (4Med0)

111 Didn't Pixy cover this a few days ago?
Posted by: pookysgirl, too tired to find the exact link at August 14, 2024 06:44 PM (dtlDP)

=====

For those of us on the left coast, Pixy's posts are pretty much in the middle of the night.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 14, 2024 06:52 PM (+Th6f)

112 108 *rooting for him*

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 06:52 PM (v6JzV)

113 A Vance/Waltz debate, Oct 1. That will be so fun to watch.
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at August 14, 2024 06:43 PM (E/99G)

Al Jaazera channel?

Posted by: Faux News at August 14, 2024 06:52 PM (nvKZ7)

114 Going back to Harris stealing Trump's 'no tax on tips', isn't that typical. It goes hand in hand with all the plagiarism**, copying and lack of originality that Democrats have been demonstrating for ever.

** see Biden, JR; Harvard U. DEI appointees; etc.

Posted by: Ciampino - The Red Shirt Guy #05 at August 14, 2024 06:53 PM (qfLjt)

115
Why in the hell does the third-party need to collect the information? Security administration already has

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 14, 2024 06:49 PM


Third party snoops through every phone directory ever collected by the Library of Congress. You expect some govmint employee to be so mentally equipped?

I watched my wife fill out her SS application. I know the questions asked. Third party info.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 14, 2024 06:53 PM (RKVpM)

116 109 You also lick screens displaying Mannix girls.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 06:53 PM (v6JzV)

117 I'd dump a bottle of barbecue sauce down its cloaca, unhinge my jaw and consume it with gusto.
Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2024 06:51 PM (7mkuD)




Reminds me of Ace's Michael Moore expose from a long way back.....

...that miscreant fowl!"

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at August 14, 2024 06:53 PM (5AVMW)

118 Fen, I think it went well. I didn’t seem to have any obvious “Oops” moments, and I wrote what I think was a good thank-you letter afterwards.

But we shall see.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 06:38 PM (v6JzV)
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Sometimes little things like that can make all the difference.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2024 06:54 PM (BpYfr)

119 I didn’t seem to have any obvious “Oops” moments,

Interview with mortuary co ad dept, involuntarily chortle when interviewer said "deathcare industry"
Had never heard that.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 14, 2024 06:55 PM (Hz6ZN)

120 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2024 06:55 PM (5SpPk)

121 120 Hey, Tonypete.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 06:56 PM (v6JzV)

122 Good evening everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete


Evening.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 14, 2024 06:57 PM (2KFCy)

123 Where do you see yourself in five years?

Hopefully not in prison!

Posted by: Answer to stupid interview questions at August 14, 2024 06:57 PM (2UnvF)

124 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 06:51 PM (v6JzV)

Thanks. I will tell him that and he will appreciate it. He said one of the words which he had to define and pronounce was palliative. He got that correct. Oh, yes, a cultural knowledge question was "Who was Catherine the Great?" He got that right as well; I thought you would like that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2024 06:57 PM (dTTBf)

125 From Austin, eh? Keepin’ Austin weird.

Posted by: Eromero at August 14, 2024 06:58 PM (LHPAg)

126 The best part is that they were antifa chicks.
I will admit that I sort of enjoyed seeing them shot by their masters.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Male feminists exist because women can't do the job themselves at August 14, 2024 06:36 PM (5UOWV)


Law enforcement can be fun!

Posted by: fahrenheit 451 at August 14, 2024 06:58 PM (gKWVE)

127 If you don't need credit soon, might as well put a credit freeze on your accounts for a year, just to make things harder for the eventual buyers of your info.
Posted by: Nova Local at

I locked my credit down HARD a few years ago. I can't even open a new account without going through about 10 steps. Which is fine. I don't need it. Not yet.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 14, 2024 06:59 PM (3uMpI)

128 jordan to answer your question downstairs, agency notes and high grade corporates in 1-2 year maturity were yielding 5.5% a few weeks ago.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2024 06:59 PM (RIvkX)

129 One of the words which he didn't know was "chthonic". I wouldn't have known it either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2024 07:00 PM (dTTBf)

130 Dunleavy, no matter his other faults, has more moral courage than 95% of Congress. Never mind the White House or DoD or DoJ.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2024 07:00 PM (en9Xr)

131 Where do you see yourself in five years?

Hopefully not in prison!
Posted by: Answer to stupid interview questions

The correct answer is some variation of licking your boots.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 14, 2024 07:00 PM (r5N1+)

132 Tell me about a mistake you made and what you did to fix it.

Well, in retrospect, fucking the bosses wife probably wasn't the best idea I had. Burned their house down with them in it, hence the answer to your previous question.

Posted by: Answer to stupid interview questions at August 14, 2024 07:00 PM (2UnvF)

133 Where do you see yourself in five years?


*Group photo of Red Dawn - Wolverines!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 14, 2024 07:00 PM (2KFCy)

134 jordan to answer your question downstairs, agency notes and high grade corporates in 1-2 year maturity were yielding 5.5% a few weeks ago.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2024 06:59 PM (RIvkX)

=====

Thanks!

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 14, 2024 07:01 PM (+Th6f)

135 Where do you see yourself in five years?

Hopefully not in prison!
Posted by: Answer to stupid interview questions

If I knew that, I wouldn't be applying here

Posted by: Hillary's box of wine at August 14, 2024 07:02 PM (NtVYv)

136 124 Indeed I do like that, Fen.

My answer to the Catherine the Great question would’ve been “that German whore who usurped the throne of the Russian Empire,” but your son is probably a better person than I am.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 07:02 PM (v6JzV)

137 Where do you see yourself in five years?

Buried under a big mound of Sydney Sweeney

Posted by: the hindbrain at August 14, 2024 07:02 PM (gKWVE)

138 What's your biggest weakness?

I don't suffer fools well, shitbird.

Posted by: Answer to stupid interview questions at August 14, 2024 07:02 PM (2UnvF)

139 McCaul is the McCain of Cornyns

Posted by: DanMan at August 14, 2024 07:02 PM (8uzBS)

140 Can't remember where I heard this. Coulda been here


How many people work here ?

I'd say about half of them

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 14, 2024 07:03 PM (NtVYv)

141 My answer to the Catherine the Great question would’ve been “that German whore who usurped the throne of the Russian Empire,” but your son is probably a better person than I am.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 07:02 PM (v6JzV)
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You are correct, sir!
/Ed McMahon voice

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2024 07:03 PM (RIvkX)

142
*Group photo of Red Dawn - Wolverines!
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 14, 2024 07:00 PM (2KFCy)

Dressed in another teams colors, on the sidelines collecting intelligence before a home game.

Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2024 07:03 PM (j4U/Z)

143 129 “Chthonic” is one of my all-time favorite words.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 07:04 PM (v6JzV)

144 McCaul is the McCain of Cornyns
Posted by: DanMan

Ooooo, we would have awarded bonus points if you worked Miss Lindsey in there.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 14, 2024 07:04 PM (r5N1+)

145 How do you get people to follow your direction?

Usually with a bull whip.

Posted by: Answer to stupid interview questions at August 14, 2024 07:04 PM (2UnvF)

146 One of the words which he didn't know was "chthonic". I wouldn't have known it either.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2024 07:00 PM (dTTBf)


I think it is something living under ground.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2024 07:05 PM (D7oie)

147 101
A woman in my congregation who is looking for a job says that for every 100 applications you get a 1 % response.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2024 06:48 PM (dTTBf)
----
Back in 94-98 I was looking for an academic Chemistry job (fool that I was) and I sent out over 100 applications. I got two interviews. Also other than big institutions such as banks, who will send a 'better luck next time' letter back, most businesses do not reply at all. Academic institutions, OTOH, do reply on the whole.

Posted by: Ciampino - The Red Shirt Guy #06 at August 14, 2024 07:05 PM (qfLjt)

148 How do you build teamwork?

Shock collars.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2024 07:05 PM (RIvkX)

149 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 07:02 PM (v6JzV)

I don't know about being a better person than you, but all he said was a "Russian monarch married to Peter III." Of course, you could have said it in Russian.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2024 07:06 PM (dTTBf)

150 What's the difference between a PhD in Mathematics and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at August 14, 2024 07:06 PM (ws/63)

151 Dressed in another teams colors, on the sidelines collecting intelligence before a home game.
Posted by: Auspex


Scary that I understood that on the first read thru.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 14, 2024 07:06 PM (2KFCy)

152 Please describe your largest professional screwup.

"I can't think of one"

You must be a perfect asshoe then. GTFO!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2024 07:06 PM (5SpPk)

153 133 Where do you see yourself in five years?


*Group photo of Red Dawn - Wolverines!
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 14, 2024 07:00
On a mountain bike with an AK slung on my back.

Posted by: Eromero at August 14, 2024 07:06 PM (LHPAg)

154 149 Wow, he knew the name and regal number of her husband. That kid is awesome.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 07:07 PM (v6JzV)

155 Posted by: Ciampino - The Red Shirt Guy #06 at August 14, 2024 07:05 PM (qfLjt)

He hasn't applied to any academic institution yet, but he'll have to if he wants to go to graduate school in the Spring if he doesn't get a job. We told him he has to pay for it so he better get a job.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2024 07:09 PM (dTTBf)

156 Not even the Karens in HR see your resume these days until it's made it through the application filtering software and the AI key term check. So don't be surprised if you don't get any response. Those HR ladies are busy with their extended lunches and team bday parties.

Posted by: brak at August 14, 2024 07:09 PM (WvS1u)

157 Peter the Great >> Ivan the Great >>>>>>>> Catherine the Great

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 07:09 PM (v6JzV)

158 And Bar Rafaeli > Gal Gadot

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 07:10 PM (v6JzV)

159 Beowulf wasn't great, he was a Geat

Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2024 07:11 PM (D7oie)

160
Is a 60 year old drunk toker capable of a makeover necessary to turn her into a winning Presidential candidate?

Apparently not, as she's been hidden. Exposure will be deadly.

Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2024 07:12 PM (j4U/Z)

161 160 Any questions about Beowulf get immediately referred to Hrothgar.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 07:12 PM (v6JzV)

162 *159* I mean.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 07:14 PM (v6JzV)

163 "Former President Donald Trump has endorsed the reelection bid of Representative Michael McCaul, despite the Republican's previous denouncement of Trump for his actions on January 6."

Maybe he has a revenge plan that requires the man to be in Congress.
I love it when revenge plans come together.

Posted by: Ciampino - The Red Shirt Guy #07 at August 14, 2024 07:14 PM (qfLjt)

164 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2024 06:32 PM (dTTBf)

Local R's can be fine. You'll be fine I'm sure.

It's the ones who go national you have to look out for...

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2024 07:14 PM (lX8VI)

165 On a mountain bike with an AK slung on my back.
Posted by: Eromero at August 14, 2024 07:06 PM


No sidearm?

Posted by: zombie JMB at August 14, 2024 07:14 PM (a3Q+t)

166 Please describe your largest professional screwup.
------

"Applying for this job."

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2024 07:15 PM (lX8VI)

167 Posted by: ... at August 14, 2024 07:14 PM (lX8VI)

I am never running for office again if I don' make it this time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2024 07:16 PM (dTTBf)

168 Does anyone care who David French is voting for? I don't. Know one I know knows who he is.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


Deep state worms need to be pointed out.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2024 07:16 PM (IG4Id)

169 If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 14, 2024 07:16 PM (mH6SG)

170 Any questions about Beowulf get immediately referred to Hrothgar.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 07:12 PM (v6JzV)


I once argued that the greatest, most important characters in Beowulf were actually Grendel and his mum, without whom, Beowulf was just a guy who went swimming wearing armor.

this was received with the same sort of accolades and encouragements as I got when I attempted to retconn Auric Goldfinger into a warrior for individual rights.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2024 07:17 PM (D7oie)

171 Ooooo, we would have awarded bonus points if you worked Miss Lindsey in there.

give me the name of S Carolina gop worm and I'll do it, Mace seems to have come around

Posted by: DanMan at August 14, 2024 07:17 PM (8uzBS)

172 I am never running for office again if I don' make it this time.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2024 07:16 PM (dTTBf)

Don't blame you, girl. It's a shark's game but good luck just the same.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2024 07:19 PM (lX8VI)

173 I'm delivering to HEB and all of their trailers have pictures of steaks.

Why, God, hast thou forsaken me?

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2024 07:20 PM (EFuQF)

174 140 Can't remember where I heard this. Coulda been here


How many people work here ?

I'd say about half of them

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 14, 2024 07:03 PM (NtVYv)
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Hatari, I love that. Makes me laugh when I hear it. The other one I love is "Look busy, Jesus is coming."

Posted by: Ciampino - The Red Shirt Guy #08 at August 14, 2024 07:21 PM (qfLjt)

175 Posted by: ... at August 14, 2024 07:19 PM (lX8VI)

Thanks. I appreciate that. The guy I'm running against is a developer and a nice guy and one of the things which he developed was a popular pastry shop, so even if don't know him personally lots of people will think, "He' ok. We like that place." I have a problem with developers being on the township committee. Evidently the Democrats don't think so. They asked him to run.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2024 07:23 PM (dTTBf)

176 Pastries...

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2024 07:23 PM (MBf85)

177 Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2024 07:20 PM (EFuQF)

I'm sorry, Robert. That sounds hard. You did make me laugh, though. When is the test?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2024 07:24 PM (dTTBf)

178 So. Who's making decisions in the Oval Office this evening?

Posted by: The world wonders at August 14, 2024 07:24 PM (dg+HA)

179 Evidently the Democrats don't think so. They asked him to run.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2024 07:23 PM (dTTBf)

Cripes on a cracker. It's there at every level innit

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2024 07:24 PM (lX8VI)

180 I had a nap before supper, but I think I could call it a night soon.

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2024 07:25 PM (fwDg9)

181 Friday.

I've just barely started fasting.

I'm a fat guy. I gotta eat every ten minutes.

Fuck my life.

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2024 07:25 PM (MBf85)

182 165 On a mountain bike with an AK slung on my back.
Posted by: Eromero at August 14, 2024 07:06 PM

No sidearm?
Posted by: zombie JMB at August 14, 2024 07:14 PM (a3Q+t)
Mountain bike will only carry so much. Maybe pick something up along the way.

Posted by: Eromero at August 14, 2024 07:25 PM (LHPAg)

183 In Oval Office?
Same Puppeteers who have made decisions the last 3 years, why?

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2024 07:26 PM (fwDg9)

184 Tomorrow is the fun part where I drink the super duper laxative and shit my brains out.

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2024 07:26 PM (MBf85)

185 Does anyone care who David French is voting for? I don't. Know one I know knows who he is.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

I'd like to know the names of three people who take counsel from French.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 14, 2024 07:26 PM (FfSAJ)

186 Oh, no reason.

*rattles saber*

Posted by: Pootin at August 14, 2024 07:27 PM (dg+HA)

187 Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2024 07:26 PM (MBf85)

Hopefully you scheduled tomorrow off. Otherwise, that could be VERY awkward.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2024 07:28 PM (dTTBf)

188 >>Tomorrow is the fun part where I drink the super duper laxative and shit my brains out.
Posted by: Robert

It only stings for a minute or so.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 14, 2024 07:29 PM (HQ9Sl)

189
I'm reading some distressing reports on X that someone has hacked every social security admin. account. Every one.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 14, 2024 06:39 PM (MeG8

You know who this helps?

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2024 07:29 PM (lX8VI)

190 I'd like to know the names of three people who take counsel from French.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 14, 2024 07:26 PM


Certainly not the English when it comes to their tongues.

Posted by: A French Lady-In-Waiting at August 14, 2024 07:29 PM (OxqmL)

191 Great news everyone!
In another bid to increase his popularity Gov. Newsom is pulling for early release of convicts but he is drawing the line at 2 murder convictions.
3 and you're out of luck, sorry.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 14, 2024 07:30 PM (MeG8a)

192 How does David French even have a forum to write about anything? Does anyone actually read his drivel? I can;t even stand to look at his picture.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 14, 2024 07:31 PM (t/2Uw)

193 150 What's the difference between a PhD in Mathematics and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at August 14, 2024 07:06 PM (ws/63)
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All, and I mean all, the mathematicians I've known have been strange to downright nuts, but not enough to institutionalize.
(I see that last word uses all 5 vowels and is 128 bits long).

Posted by: Ciampino - The Red Shirt Guy #09 at August 14, 2024 07:32 PM (qfLjt)

194 "Does anyone actually read his drivel? I can;t even stand to look at his picture.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)"

He's our favorite conservative.

Posted by: the penguins at August 14, 2024 07:32 PM (vFG9F)

195 And yet, you're talking about me.

Posted by: Mrs. French's little boy David at August 14, 2024 07:33 PM (dg+HA)

196 Doesn't know WTH to do. 🤫🤫

NBC 15 News: Taliban parade US military vehicles, weapons to celebrate 3 years in power, AP reports
by JACKSON WALKER | The National DeskWed, August 14th 2024

In part, "BAGRAM, Afghanistan (TND) — Members of the Taliban on Wednesday celebrated three years since their return to power with a display at a former U.S. air base, according to the Associated Press.

Images circulating social media show uniformed troops flying helicopters and parading a convoy of armored trucks through what was once the Bagram Airfield. The hardware had reportedly been left abandoned since the U.S. withdrew from Afghanistan in 2021.

Afghanistan's Deputy Prime Minister Maulvi Abdul Kabir reportedly said in a speech “the Islamic Emirate eliminated internal differences and expanded the scope of unity and cooperation in the country.” (Continued)

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at August 14, 2024 07:33 PM (NFX2v)

197 Continued: The Taliban reportedly declared Wednesday a national holiday. Women were not allowed to participate in the festivities, according to the Associated Press.

A retired military leader formerly responsible for overseeing the 2021 U.S. withdrawal from Afghanistan admitted in March he did not know the number of Americans who were left behind in the process.

"I'll be candid — I don't know the exact number of Americans that were left behind because the starting number was never clear,” Former Joint Chiefs of Staff Chair Gen. Mark Milley said.

Milley also revealed he lacked information on the number of Afghans who served with U.S. forces. Some of these individuals, he believed, were killed “in some pretty brutal ways.”

Reading all suggested.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at August 14, 2024 07:33 PM (NFX2v)

198 institutionalize.
(I see that last word uses all 5 vowels and is 128 bits long).

Posted by: Ciampino - The Red Shirt Guy #09 at August 14, 2024 07:32 PM


I'm not just for chromosomes, you know.

Posted by: Y at August 14, 2024 07:36 PM (OxqmL)

199 Taliband gettin’ back together.

Posted by: Eromero at August 14, 2024 07:36 PM (LHPAg)

200 *Women were not allowed to participate in the festivities, according to the Associated Press.*

Don't want to stimulate hormones with wanton ankle viewing.

Posted by: Minister of Virtue & Vice at August 14, 2024 07:36 PM (dg+HA)

201 It shows each of you is smarter than Joe Biden, John Kirby, Jake Sullivan and Lloyd Austin, combined!"
Posted by: Gref


That still doesn't guarantee a three-digit IQ.

Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2024 07:36 PM (DgGvY)

202 You don't hate Disney enough.

https://is.gd/Jm46IH

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 14, 2024 07:36 PM (L/fGl)

203 He's our favorite conservative.
Posted by: the penguins at August 14, 2024 07:32 PM


When they tell you who they are, believe them.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2024 07:38 PM (OxqmL)

204
You don't hate Milley enough.

Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2024 07:38 PM (j4U/Z)

205 You don't hate Milley enough.
Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2024 07:38 PM


TBF, not everyone is cut out to be a Order of the Blue Falcon REMF.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2024 07:40 PM (OxqmL)

206 .

NOOD Cafe

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 14, 2024 07:42 PM (O7YUW)

207 So. Who's making decisions in the Oval Office this evening?
Posted by: The world wonders


https://is.gd/R43S9X

(The Bee.)

Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2024 07:43 PM (DgGvY)

208 BTW, Kamala was the last person in the room during certain decisions. She gets this one hung on her too.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at August 14, 2024 07:44 PM (NFX2v)

209 I'm reading some distressing reports on X that someone has hacked every social security admin. account. Every one.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 14, 2024 06:39 PM (MeG8

GatewayPundit has an article.

Most of you probably remember the Chinese hack of, I forget the exact name, Office of Personnel, or something, headed up by a latina DEI hire. The office apparently had all of the absolute top secret information people had to submit for clearance.

Things were crappy before that, but I wonder if the decline accelerated and was partly caused by blackmail after that incident. Just wondering....

Posted by: Stateless at August 14, 2024 07:44 PM (jvJvP)

210 Never mind....

Posted by: Stateless at August 14, 2024 07:45 PM (jvJvP)

211 202 You don't hate Disney enough.

https://is.gd/Jm46IH

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 14, 2024 07:36 PM (L/fGl)
----
Wow. You're right. Scumbag isn't anywhere goo enough. Isn't $50,000 seem too low? Life earnings at least?

Posted by: Ciampino - The Red Shirt Guy #10 at August 14, 2024 07:48 PM (qfLjt)

212 Do better Texas.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 14, 2024 08:01 PM (/U5Yz)

213 184
'Tomorrow is the fun part where I drink the super duper laxative and shit my brains out.'

Oh. You're having a colonoscopy. I've had a few of those.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 14, 2024 08:02 PM (3wi/L)

214
As soon as she has a press conference, it's over.

Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2024 08:02 PM (j4U/Z)

215 They redrew the district lines a couple of years ago and I lost my conservative congressman Carter and this fool McCaul is mine

I call
Often telling him how disappointed I am

Posted by: Gonzotx at August 14, 2024 08:13 PM (ozaby)

216 "Biden's Disastrous Afghanistan Bug-Out"

Don't be too quick to judge. "Mad-Dog" Mattis made millions.

Posted by: Tom Perry at August 14, 2024 08:23 PM (MX0bI)

217 He's obviously a dirtbag but... how can you expect loyalty when you abandon those who are loyal to you?

Sarah Hoyt has falsely accused me of stolen valor, refuses to look at my DD214 and post a retraction and apology, and no one on the Right will help me. I'll go alone, but I shouldn't have to. Hell, there was a time when a Marine didn't even need to ASK for help. That's been lost.

So when I hear you complain about Treachery, I want to ask "why should anyone stand up for you when you won't stand up for a Marine falsely accused of dishonorable and illegal acts under Stolen Valor? In a sense, you have it coming.

Posted by: Fenrisulven at August 15, 2024 04:53 AM (+8q/b)

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