Stephen Colbert Tells Kaitlin Collins That CNN Is "Objective" and "Just Reports the News As It Is."<br>Even His Braindead Shitlib Audience Sees Through That.

Stephen Colbert Tells Kaitlin Collins That CNN Is "Objective" and "Just Reports the News As It Is."
Even His Braindead Shitlib Audience Sees Through That.

Video below.

You know who else is "objective" and also very anti-racist?

MSNBC. Particularly Joy Reid.

Why are you laughing?

MSNBC is the self-appointed police force for racist comments in American society. Not a day goes by when at least one of the pundits at the network does not label someone a "racist" -- even if they are not actually a racist.
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Yet, last week, one of MSNBC's own went on another overtly racist rant against white people. Primetime host Joy Reid thanked Kamala Harris for not picking Arizona Sen. Mark Kelly as her running mate because, unlike Tim Walz, Kelly is "super white."
Err, not just "super white.
According to Reid, Sen. Kelly is "like a mayonnaise sandwich on Wonder bread white."
OutKick asked MSNBC for comment. The network did not respond. MSNBC does not respond to inquiries regarding Reid's bigotry. We've tried before.

Not even NYC lefties buy CNN as objective. @colbertlateshow audience laughed when Stephen #Colbert asserted: “I know you guys are objective over there, that you just report the news as it is” @KaitlanCollins: “That supposed to be a laugh line?” Colbert: “It wasn’t supposed to be” pic.twitter.com/IfqNEDPrfa
— Brent Baker 🇺🇦 🇮🇱 (@BrentHBaker) August 13, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:00 PM

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1 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: Inogame at August 13, 2024 01:00 PM (53oGX)

2 1st

Posted by: GF at August 13, 2024 01:00 PM (OCkc5)

3 Nooded

Posted by: Inogame at August 13, 2024 01:01 PM (53oGX)

4 They WANT to be lied to.

It comforts them. The leftist mind is different.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 13, 2024 01:02 PM (KSNKu)

5 According to Reid, Sen. Kelly is "like a mayonnaise sandwich on Wonder bread white."

Wait, and Walz isn't?

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 13, 2024 01:02 PM (DRSnL)

6 Wait, and Walz isn't?

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 13, 2024 01:02 PM (DRSnL)

Walz is ranch dressing on a white sauce pizza.

Posted by: Keir Dullea at August 13, 2024 01:02 PM (VoAdT)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 13, 2024 01:03 PM (tjClK)

8 She's actually pretty good looking for a jab poisoned media whore.

Posted by: Stateless at August 13, 2024 01:03 PM (jvJvP)

9 when you've lost nyc commies...

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 13, 2024 01:03 PM (nXhwP)

10 (2001: A Sock Odyssey)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2024 01:03 PM (VoAdT)

11 The horse semen Walz guzzled was white.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 13, 2024 01:03 PM (tBmO2)

12 Finally, Colbert gets a genuine laugh and he's puzzled, because he wasn't trying to be funny.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 13, 2024 01:03 PM (tT6L1)

13 Stephen Colbert is up front in the long line of leftist going to Hell.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 13, 2024 01:03 PM (tjClK)

14 Wait, and Walz isn't?

Posted by: Jordan61 a

Walz is a tad more inline with her insanely far left views

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2024 01:04 PM (CIS44)

15 According to Reid, Sen. Kelly is "like a mayonnaise sandwich on Wonder bread white."

Wait, and Walz isn't?

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 13, 2024 01:02 PM (DRSnL)

he allowed her people to burn the cities.

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 13, 2024 01:04 PM (nXhwP)

16 So John Stewart's towel boy is still a thing?

Posted by: NR Pax at August 13, 2024 01:04 PM (BpO1e)

17 Why is late night interviewing low-tier talent on a mostly forgotten cable network?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 13, 2024 01:04 PM (GBKbO)

18 Stephen Colbert Tells Kaitlin Collins That CNN Is "Objective" and "Just Reports the News As It Is."
Even His Braindead Shitlib Audience Sees Through That.

You know who else is "objective" and also very anti-racist? MSNBC.

Lol, no. They're all backed by millionaire right-wing investors, propping Trump up with deliberate lies and misinformation!!!!

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 13, 2024 01:04 PM (hNToP)

19 Walz is ranch dressing on a white sauce pizza.

Thought he was horse jissom.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 13, 2024 01:04 PM (ECoOn)

20 Wait, and Walz isn't?

Posted by: Jordan61

Maybe Walz is diverse as a pedo
kidding not kidding

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 13, 2024 01:04 PM (EGSGm)

21 I see gaslights.

Everywhere........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 13, 2024 01:04 PM (tjClK)

22 I let the right people burn down the right buildings.

Posted by: Vice President Walz at August 13, 2024 01:04 PM (Y8lzz)

23 I'm still shocked that so many capable and qualified journalists are also so attractive. How fortunate for the networks!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women pursuing older men must desire incestous father fantasies at August 13, 2024 01:05 PM (mIykB)

24 Why is a CNN anchor being interviewed you know what I don't care nm

Posted by: jhawk90 at August 13, 2024 01:05 PM (ggOdn)

25 Why is late night interviewing low-tier talent on a mostly forgotten cable network?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 13, 2024 01:04 PM (GBKbO)
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Because the show is reduced to digging around in the couch cushions to pay the honorarium to guests?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 13, 2024 01:05 PM (tT6L1)

26 Having cut the cord several years ago, I am frankly amazed at what is supposed to pass for news now.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 13, 2024 01:05 PM (lTGtQ)

27 On the one hand, these shitcocks are screeching at Trump for all his (very effective) attacks on Kumswalla. "No, he can't use that line of attack. Not that one either. On and this attack is raaaaaacist!"

On the other hand, retarded gumpachos like this mayonnaise-sandwich-on-Wonder-bread white Kaitlan Collins are gaslighting that Trump hasn't found an effective attack yet.

Suck a French pole vaulter's dick.

Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 13, 2024 01:05 PM (iFTx/)

28 Why is it that buildings burn down, but everything else burns up?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2024 01:05 PM (VoAdT)

29 She doesn't do it for me. And I'm strongly on team brunette.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 13, 2024 01:05 PM (1bNHn)

30 Did the laughter embarrass Colbert?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 13, 2024 01:06 PM (FfSAJ)

31 The last thread is about to get in a concern loop.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women pursuing older men must desire incestous father fantasies at August 13, 2024 01:06 PM (mIykB)

32 Why is late night interviewing low-tier talent on a mostly forgotten cable network?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 13, 2024 01:04 PM (GBKbO)

When you're existence revolves around money laundering, does anyone REALLY care?

No one watches. No one pays any attention to them.

Yet, they're still paid millions and are still on air.

Imagine that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 13, 2024 01:06 PM (tjClK)

33 Definite man face IMO.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at August 13, 2024 01:06 PM (Y8lzz)

34 "Black people, POC cannot be racists ! They can say any bigoted thing they want !"

-Joy Reid

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2024 01:06 PM (V13WU)

35 Kaitlan Collins is smug little twit.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2024 01:06 PM (ZHsvV)

36 She doesn't do it for me. And I'm strongly on team brunette.
Posted by: Eeyore at August 13, 2024 01:05 PM (1bNHn)

She has dude face.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2024 01:07 PM (VoAdT)

37 Colbert has taken too many dancing needles to think straight.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2024 01:07 PM (oZhjI)

38 KaitlanCollins: That supposed to be a laugh line?
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Canceled!

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2024 01:07 PM (JrF6z)

39 I’d rather try to trim my dog’s nails than sit in that audience.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 13, 2024 01:07 PM (rJ48h)

40 According to Reid, Sen. Kelly is "like a mayonnaise sandwich on Wonder bread white."
......

I think that's Miracle Whip.

Posted by: wth at August 13, 2024 01:07 PM (v0R5T)

41 8 She's actually pretty good looking for a jab poisoned media whore.
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Really? Her face reminds me far too much of Dylan Mulvaney's.

Posted by: the lower depths at August 13, 2024 01:07 PM (+b4rY)

42 I finally escape from MN and 6 months later I have to frickin' hear about Walz everywhere. So sick of that clown and his psycho sidekick.

Posted by: jhawk90 at August 13, 2024 01:07 PM (ggOdn)

43 I think that's Miracle Whip.
Posted by: wth at

I don't think ASTRONAUT Mark Kelly has that zip.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2024 01:08 PM (CIS44)

44 According to Reid, Sen. Kelly is "like a mayonnaise sandwich on Wonder bread white."
.......

With a head like a hardboiled egg.

Posted by: wth at August 13, 2024 01:08 PM (v0R5T)

45 The best case for Colbert is that he got his job because he willing to parrot whatever lie, no matter how ridiculous, on air.

The more pessimistic take is he had to take a round on the casting couch as well.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2024 01:08 PM (oZhjI)

46 29 She doesn't do it for me. And I'm strongly on team brunette.

Not even for a CNN grudge F ?

Posted by: DIO at August 13, 2024 01:08 PM (og5mY)

47 Why is late night interviewing low-tier talent on a mostly forgotten cable network?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 13, 2024 01:04 PM (GBKbO)
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Who else they got? I honestly forgot who Kaitlan Collins was. I had to google her. "Low-tier" is too generous.

Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 13, 2024 01:08 PM (iFTx/)

48 Did the laughter embarrass Colbert?
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 13, 2024 01:06 PM (FfSAJ)

Probably for a little bit, but then he checked his investment portfolio and he was right as rain.

Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2024 01:09 PM (rj6Yv)

49 Who else they got? I honestly forgot who Kaitlan Collins was. I had to google her. "Low-tier" is too generous.
Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. a

Wasn't she at one time the token "conservative" over there?

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2024 01:09 PM (CIS44)

50 Imagine the big trip to New York! Tickets to a play and the Colbert Show. The guest is ... who?

Posted by: Ted Torgerson Trump/Vance 2024 at August 13, 2024 01:09 PM (wGerL)

51 Johnny Carson was entertaining

Jay Leno was amusing

Craig Ferguson was charming

Stephen Colbert is trash

Sorry, couldn't pull off the haiku format...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2024 01:10 PM (oZhjI)

52 Imagine the big trip to New York! Tickets to a play and the Colbert Show. The guest is ... who?
Posted by: Ted Torgerson Tr

If I don't get to be outside the GMA window I don't want it.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2024 01:10 PM (CIS44)

53 26 Having cut the cord several years ago, I am frankly amazed at what is supposed to pass for news now.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 13, 2024 01:05 PM (lTGtQ)

Agreed. It's fascinating, when I happen to catch a glimpse of that trash while at the Dr's office or wherever. I can't stop looking at the lip gloss, thick pancake makeup, and amount of hairspray. And that's just the men.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 13, 2024 01:10 PM (Rbu5d)

54
Joy Reid, midwit bigot and appropriator of blonde culture.

If she is your lodestone for life and political advice, get down on your knees and thank your creator that you were blessed with a functioning brain stem. Otherwise you'd forget to breathe and all the attendant consequences would accrue to you from that failure on your part.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2024 01:10 PM (xG4kz)

55 The next "laugh line" from Colbert will be on his stupid face and nowhere else.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2024 01:10 PM (JrF6z)

56 Kelly is the crooked astronaut from AZ that beat the hopeless Airforce double loser for the Senate seat right?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2024 01:11 PM (oZhjI)

57 41 8 She's actually pretty good looking for a jab poisoned media whore.
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Really? Her face reminds me far too much of Dylan Mulvaney's.

Posted by: the lower depths at Aug

I should have changed my nic to 'Lonely and Horny in desolate Canada.'

Posted by: Lonely and Horny in desolate Canada. at August 13, 2024 01:11 PM (jvJvP)

58 I'm getting the feeling that the Dems are not entirely optimistic about the election results.

Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2024 01:11 PM (rj6Yv)

59 30 Did the laughter embarrass Colbert?
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 13, 2024 01:06 PM (FfSAJ

Yes. Since he doesn't hear it very often.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 13, 2024 01:11 PM (Rbu5d)

60 Imagine the big trip to New York! Tickets to a play and the Colbert Show. The guest is ... who?
Posted by: Ted Torgerson Trump/Vance 2024 at August 13, 2024 01:09 PM (wGerL)

If you're voluntarily going to New York to voluntarily see this sad clown's act, you probably already know who she is because she's on the only channel they let you watch in the Group Therapy room at the funny farm.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2024 01:12 PM (VoAdT)

61 Why is late night interviewing low-tier talent on a mostly forgotten cable network?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Pay off for being a good little bootlick.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2024 01:12 PM (IG4Id)

62 The more pessimistic take is he had to take a round on the casting couch as well.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2024 01:08 PM (oZhjI)

Nah, they just pay him in cocaine.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at August 13, 2024 01:12 PM (IvwgA)

63 58 I'm getting the feeling that the Dems are not entirely optimistic about the election results.
Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2024 01:11 PM (rj6Yv)

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Kamala copying Trump's policies isn't evidence of strength?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 13, 2024 01:12 PM (GBKbO)

64 She's actually pretty good looking for a jab poisoned media whore.

Nah, dawg.

You could use that hatchet face to chop wood or slice cheese.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2024 01:12 PM (eDfFs)

65 Kaitlin Collins looks like she enjoys the smell of her own farts

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2024 01:12 PM (oZhjI)

66 Kelly is the crooked astronaut from AZ that beat the hopeless Airforce double loser for the Senate seat right?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2024 01:11 PM (oZhjI)
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Blake Masters this time around.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 13, 2024 01:12 PM (tT6L1)

67 Best Colbert ever: skin heads from Maine on the old Dana Carvey show. It's on the youtubes

Posted by: DIO at August 13, 2024 01:13 PM (og5mY)

68 What happened to the guy that christened Tampon Timmy and the Jizz-Guzzling Gutter Whore?

I think that really says it all.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2024 01:13 PM (JrF6z)

69 Just found out that Tim Walz authorized the police to shoot at people with paintball guns, for get this, standing on their porch during his illegal covid lockdowns.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 13, 2024 01:13 PM (lUhzf)

70
Colbert dancing around with people dressed as covid needles and demanding that clot shot disqualified him from all relevant or logical discourse.

He's all clown nose.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 13, 2024 01:13 PM (+oR7L)

71 It's hilarious that Stephen Colbert, the man with the most punchable face in America, can only deliver a punchline when it's by accident.

What a twatwaffle.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 13, 2024 01:13 PM (wtvvX)

72 It consistently amazes me that biased, ignorant, subliterate, one-joke clowns like Colbert have daily national audiences, yet high-powered observers and commenters on the current scene like Ace and the cob-loggers toil away for peanuts in an obscure corner of the internet.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 13, 2024 01:13 PM (Q0kLU)

73
She's actually pretty good looking for a jab poisoned media whore.

A Lumber Liquidators 4.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2024 01:14 PM (eDfFs)

74 Just found out that Tim Walz authorized the police to shoot at people with paintball guns, for get this, standing on their porch during his illegal covid lockdowns.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Th

That's just being neighborly, comrade
-Tampon Timmy

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2024 01:14 PM (CIS44)

75 She's a Penn Station 6.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2024 01:14 PM (JrF6z)

76 CNN and Colbert: Put a chick in it, make it lame, and make it gay.

Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 13, 2024 01:14 PM (OVrCp)

77 Man, our DU Liaison is invaluable.

As I read the latest dispatches, you can see they are starting to crack.
They're like the gut bacteria in the Shit Tract of the Body Democrat.
There's an ... unease that's starting to gurgle.
Like they just ate a pound of the sugar-free gummie bears and are in the early stages of that Amazon review.

Kammie ain't landing the knock-out punch they'd hoped; Trump isn't slinking away in fear; the public isn't reciprocating the hype-citement of historic-first Mary Jane.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2024 01:14 PM (uPilC)

78 51 Johnny Carson was entertaining
Jay Leno was amusing
Craig Ferguson was charming
Stephen Colbert is trash

Sorry, couldn't pull off the haiku format...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2024 01:10 PM (oZhjI)

Steve Allen. Jack Paar.
Legends.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 13, 2024 01:14 PM (Rbu5d)

79 Posted by: Frank Barone at August 13, 2024 01:13 PM (+oR7L)

Let’s be real; he’s been a joke for a loooong time. That just ended any hope he could ever recover.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 13, 2024 01:14 PM (lUhzf)

80 @51

>>Sorry, couldn't pull off the haiku format.

I would say the rank order is...

Carson, Cavitt, Early Letterman, Leno, Hall, Ferguson.

After that the dropoff is severe and profound.

I actually think the worst is Jimmy Kimmel, followed by Colbert and Myers, everyone else is a non-factor/entity.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2024 01:15 PM (XV/Pl)

81 Wait, and Walz isn't?

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 13, 2024 01:02 PM (DRSnL)

Walz is horse semen on a Charles River whitefish.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 13, 2024 01:15 PM (w9Wax)

82 Blake Masters this time around.
Posted by: blake

Runs a fine golf course/club.

Posted by: Hole In One at August 13, 2024 01:15 PM (CV8a5)

83 According to Reid, Sen. Kelly is "like a mayonnaise sandwich on Wonder bread white."

What's wrong with that? I'm white. White AF. I like being white. I have no beef with anyone who likes being what they are. Even mutant black-Indian-CHUD whores have a right to like what they are.

It's incredible that the left is so tone-deaf and stupid that they think calling a white guy a white guy is an insult. Yea, he's white. We get it.

Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 13, 2024 01:15 PM (iFTx/)

84 Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2024 01:14 PM (CIS44)

Every “officer” involved in that should be tarred and feathered.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 13, 2024 01:15 PM (lUhzf)

85 Remember when John Stewart was complaining about clown noses? Colbert is the clown nose.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2024 01:15 PM (oZhjI)

86 White as horse cum on a cracker

Posted by: DIO at August 13, 2024 01:16 PM (og5mY)

87 I coulda been a late-night contendah. And Kaitlin Collins is just ewwww.

Posted by: Shemp Smith at August 13, 2024 01:16 PM (woPEM)

88 Just found out that Tim Walz authorized the police to shoot at people with paintball guns, for get this, standing on their porch during his illegal covid lockdowns.
Posted by: thathalfrican

Paintballs are cheaper than bullets.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 13, 2024 01:16 PM (lTGtQ)

89 Conan O'Brien belongs on the list. Ended up a dumb whore like the rest but man his first dozen years was good.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2024 01:16 PM (JrF6z)

90 She's a Halloween Spirit 9, though.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2024 01:16 PM (VoAdT)

91 He's all clown nose.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 13, 2024 01:13 PM (+oR7L)

What's that ear thing called?

Posted by: Reforger at August 13, 2024 01:16 PM (xcIvR)

92 I’m so white I’m mayonnaise on a wonder bread sandwich inside a ghost in a blizzard.

Posted by: RIP UK at August 13, 2024 01:16 PM (sxBW4)

93 Lol, no. They're all backed by millionaire right-wing investors, propping Trump up with deliberate lies and misinformation!!!!
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 13, 2024 01:04 PM (hNToP)

Heh!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 13, 2024 01:17 PM (pohLc)

94 What would be particularly amusing is if that wasn't actually the audience laughing, but a laugh-track that was played.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 13, 2024 01:17 PM (O7YUW)

95 She's a Halloween Spirit 9, though.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

If she's got a mask on

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2024 01:17 PM (CIS44)

96 Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 13, 2024 01:16 PM (lTGtQ)

Or a dry run for something else.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 13, 2024 01:17 PM (lUhzf)

97 73
She's actually pretty good looking for a jab poisoned media whore.

A Lumber Liquidators 4.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2024 01:14 PM (eDfFs)

Lumber Liquidator = Boner Killer

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 13, 2024 01:17 PM (wtvvX)

98 It's incredible that the left is so tone-deaf and stupid that they think calling a white guy a white guy is an insult. Yea, he's white. We get it.
Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 13, 2024 01:15 PM (iFTx/)

It's not about that.

The Left is on a thirty year plan to make white people as despised, targeted, attacked and reviled as other minorities once were. It is working.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2024 01:18 PM (JrF6z)

99 Joy Reid Hates Fags.

Not my words.

Those are Joy Reid's words.

About her hatred.

For Fags.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2024 01:18 PM (4pXk7)

100 The only useful thing I ever heard of Collins doing was annoying Don Lemon to the extent he quit/got fired. So I guess we owe her for that

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2024 01:18 PM (daNLI)

101 Who’s the chick Colbert’s talking to? Kinda hot.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 13, 2024 01:18 PM (v6JzV)

102 She's actually pretty good looking for a jab poisoned media whore.
.....

If she had her vocal cords removed she might be a .5

Posted by: wth at August 13, 2024 01:18 PM (v0R5T)

103 The only useful thing I ever heard of Collins doing was annoying Don Lemon to the extent he quit/got fired. So I guess we owe her for that
Posted by: Smell the Glove a

She stood on the tracks as the Trump Train came through on that CNN Town Hall

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2024 01:19 PM (CIS44)

104 >>And Kaitlin Collins is just ewwww.

You say that now...but when you have a fresh ham to carve, you'll wish you had her face handy.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2024 01:19 PM (4pXk7)

105 is Kamala like vegemite on pumpernickel then?

Posted by: TexasDan at August 13, 2024 01:19 PM (rAsBA)

106 She’s no Fox News blonde bimbette but still hawt.
A solid 8.

Posted by: RIP UK at August 13, 2024 01:19 PM (sxBW4)

107 In my environs/neighborhood, getting hit with a paintball round on your front porch would invite massive live fire from multiple caliber weapons. We shoot through doors at unexpected knocks.

Posted by: Hair Trigger at August 13, 2024 01:19 PM (CV8a5)

108 I LOVE the Wahl police paintgun story!!

Please let there be video. Please let there be video.

Posted by: Stateless at August 13, 2024 01:20 PM (jvJvP)

109 Kelly is the crooked astronaut from AZ that beat the hopeless Airforce double loser for the Senate seat right?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2024 01:11 PM (oZhjI)
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Blake Masters this time around.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 13, 2024 01:12 PM (tT6L1)

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McSally last time; it will be Kari Lake this time.

Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 13, 2024 01:20 PM (OVrCp)

110 (No)Joy Reid needs to meet the business end of a metal bat. Frequently.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2024 01:20 PM (Q4IgG)

111 If she had her vocal cords removed she might be a .5
Posted by: wth at August 13, 2024 01:18 PM (v0R5T)

Nah, They just need a good internal massage.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 13, 2024 01:20 PM (pohLc)

112 @89

>>Conan O'Brien belongs on the list. Ended up a dumb whore like the rest but man his first dozen years was good.

I don't know how I feel about Conan, he really wasn't an innovator, his schtick pretty much stayed the same for the entirety of his career and he didn't have any standout or signature shows.

And mostly people felt sorry for him because he got shafted out of the Tonight Show gig, which, in retrospect, if he had gotten it, he would probably not have had as long a career as he's had, because he would have bombed in the first year been replaced and that would have been it.

Not getting that gig save his career.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2024 01:20 PM (XV/Pl)

113 >>Who’s the chick Colbert’s talking to? Kinda hot.

She'd definitely win runner-up in a Thai Spot the Tranny Contest.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2024 01:20 PM (4pXk7)

114 You say that now...but when you have a fresh ham to carve, you'll wish you had her face handy.
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2024 01:19 PM (4pXk7)

Isn't a fresh ham just pork?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2024 01:20 PM (VoAdT)

115 Oh. I guess it’s Kaitlyn Collins. Shoulda read the headline.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 13, 2024 01:20 PM (v6JzV)

116 Annnnnd BAM!, Just like that!

Got a call from AT&T, so I sprang into action. They wanted me to do some repair work atop 8 separate cell towers on and around the peanut ranch today. I had just finished up building 6, 98 foot gain bins so I said "sure,, what's the problem"? Well, while I was on top of the last one it was hit by lightning! Damn that felt good, really makes a fella feel alive!

LETS DANCE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at August 13, 2024 01:20 PM (5hfjS)

117 McSally last time; it will be Kari Lake this time.
Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladie

Kelly's seat isnt up it's Sinema's seat and shes against that psycho commie Gallegos I believe

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2024 01:21 PM (CIS44)

118 Not saying she's completely ugly in all ways...

just saying that Dylan Mulvaney is a more convincing woman from time to time.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2024 01:21 PM (4pXk7)

119 Our media is under strict instructions to maintain the illusion of a horserace because it is better for generating SHAREHOLDER PROFITS.

Such an approach is horrible for democracy and the republic. Republicans have not been able to defend their policies morally, socially or economically since the 1990s. The senior executives in media know this, so they report on shallow 'gotcha' issues with Democrats, carefully avoiding policy discussions.

This way, odious liars like Trump or Vance get softballs, while the media does all it can to not cover substantive candidates on the issues. We saw CNN doing 'person in the street' interviews on the allegations of Walz stealing valor. This swiftboating, to hedge fund greed lizards, keeps the race even and thus generates higher ratings and better PROFITS.

We need to change the rules of corporate governance to a stakeholder approach where workers, consumers and the environment are equal in value to shareholder profits. Right now, the ONLY fiduciary responsibility in a publicly traded company is to generate profits. There is nothing in terms of responsibility for truth in news.

We need a 21st century Fairness Doctrine.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 13, 2024 01:21 PM (hNToP)

120 117 Kelly's seat isnt up it's Sinema's seat and shes against that psycho commie Gallegos I believe
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2024 01:21 PM (CIS44)

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Is Sinema still running as an independent?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 13, 2024 01:21 PM (GBKbO)

121 McSally last time; it will be Kari Lake this time.
Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 13, 2024 01:20 PM (OVrCp)

Lake will lose but not to him. He’s not up for election this year. Hispanic Dem is running against her.

Posted by: RIP UK at August 13, 2024 01:21 PM (sxBW4)

122 Like they just ate a pound of the sugar-free gummie bears and are in the early stages of that Amazon review.

There's an unease that is starting to gurgle

LOL!!! That's storybook, man.

Posted by: Remember at August 13, 2024 01:21 PM (i/LKe)

123 McSally last time; it will be Kari Lake this time.
Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 13, 2024 01:20 PM (OVrCp)
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McSally lost to Sinema, I believe. Masters lost to Kelly.

Lake is trying to take Sinema's seat, now that Sinema is leaving.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 13, 2024 01:21 PM (tT6L1)

124 Why is late night interviewing low-tier talent on a mostly forgotten cable network?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 13, 2024 01:04 PM (GBKbO)

Since 2008 the late night shows have become mostly political interview shows with the hosts kissing the asses of Dem politicians and Dem Administration folks, and the talking heads from CNN, PMSNBC, CBS, ABC, and NBC.

They used to be where entertainers would be interviewed, but the Dems have really sucked up to the hosts to make sure they get the invites over the pols.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at August 13, 2024 01:22 PM (aGT/k)

125 119 We need to change the rules of corporate governance to a stakeholder approach where workers, consumers and the environment are equal in value to shareholder profits. Right now, the ONLY fiduciary responsibility in a publicly traded company is to generate profits. There is nothing in terms of responsibility for truth in news.

We need a 21st century Fairness Doctrine.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 13, 2024 01:21 PM (hNToP)

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How is the environment supposed to vote?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 13, 2024 01:22 PM (GBKbO)

126 Anybody seen Tiffany Henyard? The mayor of Dolton, Illinois. Nobody can seem to find her. She would be dressed expensively, and travelling expensively, so she should be easy to spot.

Also, Dolton, Illinois is missing a few million dollars from their city budget.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 13, 2024 01:22 PM (lTGtQ)

127 Kelly's seat isnt up it's Sinema's seat and shes against that psycho commie Gallegos I believe
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2024 01:21 PM (CIS44)

+++++

Gallegos is eyeing Sinema's seat.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 13, 2024 01:22 PM (ogTiX)

128 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 13, 2024 01:21 PM (hNToP)

Oh Boy...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2024 01:22 PM (IyPmt)

129 It's incredible that the left is so tone-deaf and stupid that they think calling a white guy a white guy is an insult. Yea, he's white. We get it.
Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 13, 2024 01:15 PM (iFTx/)

It's not about that.

The Left is on a thirty year plan to make white people as despised, targeted, attacked and reviled as other minorities once were. It is working.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2024 01:18 PM (JrF6z)
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Oh, I get it. It's only working in the fever-swamp left. You will pull in no swing or undecided voters by calling a white guy white.

This is a significant data point in my opinion that the Dems are internally scared shitless of Kumswalla's chances in November. Her handlers are still trying to lock down the anti-white, anti-American, far-left commie base. These are the shitstains who the Dums should most count on to be a lock. But they aren't. That's a huge problem.

Meanwhile, Trump has his base locked down (he always did), and is trying to expand the tent. That's a much better position to be in.

Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 13, 2024 01:22 PM (iFTx/)

130 What the fuck is a mayonnaise sandwich?

Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at August 13, 2024 01:22 PM (YZhRl)

131 I don't know how I feel about Conan
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He groomed me and used me for his sexual pleasure.

Posted by: The Masterbatin' Bear at August 13, 2024 01:23 PM (woPEM)

132 Is Sinema still running as an independent?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Last I saw, but I havent looked in a while. She wasn't gaining much traction as an Independent from what I remember.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2024 01:23 PM (CIS44)

133 "Hi kids. CNN is fair and objective. Also, James Comey has been fired. Uh...why are you all laughing?"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 13, 2024 01:23 PM (KbCG3)

134 I wonder if we'll ever again see two white families competing on Family Feud.

Posted by: idle thought of the day at August 13, 2024 01:23 PM (D237b)

135 Wonder if CNN will live-cover Trump's 2nd trip to Butler PA. If not, why not? Did they get a tip from someone in govt. that the first trip might be of interest?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 13, 2024 01:23 PM (saWPT)

136 Anybody seen Tiffany Henyard? The mayor of Dolton, Illinois. Nobody can seem to find her. She would be dressed expensively, and travelling expensively, so she should be easy to spot.

Also, Dolton, Illinois is missing a few million dollars from their city budget.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

They canceled her credit cards last week.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2024 01:24 PM (CIS44)

137 We need to change the rules of corporate governance to a stakeholder approach where workers, consumers and the environment are equal in value to shareholder profits. Right now, the ONLY fiduciary responsibility in a publicly traded company is to generate profits. There is nothing in terms of responsibility for truth in news.

We need a 21st century Fairness Doctrine.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 13, 2024 01:21 PM (hNToP)

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How is the environment supposed to vote?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 13, 2024 01:22 PM (GBKbO)
________

Democrap, of course! Jeez.

Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 13, 2024 01:24 PM (iFTx/)

138 Just amazing that you can say the press is unfair to the candidate that won't talk to them.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 13, 2024 01:24 PM (dDSBl)

139 “Is that supposed to be a laugh line?”

Even she knows it’s a lie, and that Colbert wasn’t supposed to call attention to it even out of utter cluelessness.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 13, 2024 01:24 PM (EXyHK)

140 132 Is Sinema still running as an independent?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Last I saw, but I havent looked in a while. She wasn't gaining much traction as an Independent from what I remember.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2024 01:23 PM (CIS44)

======

Looked it up. She's not. Announced in March. Saw the writing on the wall.

I seem to remember it, actually. Oh well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 13, 2024 01:25 PM (GBKbO)

141 Gallegos should be a non-starter. The GOP should be able to run a cardboard cutout and beat Gallegos, he's so far left and anti-border control, even though he's trying to claim otherwise.

But, the mayor of Mesa, nominally GOP, has endorsed Gallegos. Which leads me to believe Mesa AZ is all set to cheat for Gallegos.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 13, 2024 01:25 PM (tT6L1)

142 No Propaganda Ministry tells news as is

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2024 01:25 PM (bpbqa)

143 Wait.. how is Mark Kelly even whiter than Walz?

Mayonnaise is spicy to Walz

Posted by: Blanco at August 13, 2024 01:25 PM (sW/8y)

144 Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 13, 2024 01:12 PM (tT6L1)

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McSally last time; it will be Kari Lake this time.
Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 13, 2024 01:20 PM (OVrCp)

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My apologies, blake -- got my elections mixed up -- we've had so many of them of late:

2018: Sinema "defeated" McSally.
2020: Kelly "defeated" McSally.
2022: Kelly "defeated" Masters.
2024: Ruben Gallego will steal a seat from Kari Lake a second time.

Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 13, 2024 01:25 PM (OVrCp)

145 135 Wonder if CNN will live-cover Trump's 2nd trip to Butler PA. If not, why not? Did they get a tip from someone in govt. that the first trip might be of interest?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 13, 2024 01:23 PM (saWPT

The first one was the weekend before the RNC. Trump was going to announce his VP that weekend and that’s why there was live coverage. CNN figured it might happen at that rally and sent a crew over.

Posted by: RIP UK at August 13, 2024 01:25 PM (sxBW4)

146 Colbert's another guy I'd like to chase through a wheat field in a souped-up combine.

Posted by: Paco at August 13, 2024 01:26 PM (njExo)

147 Wonder if CNN will live-cover Trump's 2nd trip to Butler PA. If not, why not? Did they get a tip from someone in govt. that the first trip might be of interest?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 13, 2024 01:23 PM (saWPT)

One will never know...

Posted by: EffBeeEye at August 13, 2024 01:26 PM (K861k)

148 2024: Ruben Gallego will steal a seat from Kari Lake a second time.
Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 13, 2024 01:25 PM (OVrCp)

It's looking that way right now

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2024 01:26 PM (IyPmt)

149 144 2024: Ruben Gallego will steal a seat from Kari Lake a second time.
Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 13, 2024 01:25 PM (OVrCp)

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How Lake reacts to the obvious, out in the open cheating will be indicative if she's just out to grift or not.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 13, 2024 01:26 PM (GBKbO)

150 Lake is trying to take Sinema's seat, now that Sinema is leaving.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1)
.......

What's Sinema going to do, get a massage license?

Posted by: wth at August 13, 2024 01:27 PM (v0R5T)

151 146 Colbert's another guy I'd like to chase through a wheat field in a souped-up combine.
Posted by: Paco at August 13, 2024 01:26 PM (njExo)

Too humane. Run over the bastard with the tractor then pull the bush hog over the remains.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 13, 2024 01:27 PM (pohLc)

152 150 Lake is trying to take Sinema's seat, now that Sinema is leaving.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1)
.......

What's Sinema going to do, get a massage license?
Posted by: wth at August 13, 2024 01:27 PM (v0R5T)

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Get paid millions of dollars a year from a combination of law firms, NGOs, and corporations who have her on their board of directors.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 13, 2024 01:27 PM (GBKbO)

153 Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2024 01:20 PM (XV/Pl)

Good bits, good interviewer, witty and funny. That's my criteria and he hit the mark. Not saying he's the best but he kept late night good for longer than it should have been. You see what it is now and he didn't rely on that. He wanted it to be funny.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2024 01:27 PM (JrF6z)

154 150 Lake is trying to take Sinema's seat, now that Sinema is leaving.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1)
.......

What's Sinema going to do, get a massage license?
Posted by: wth at August 13, 2024 01:27 PM (v0R5T)

Going to have a lot more time to spend new boot goofin'.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 13, 2024 01:27 PM (KbCG3)

155 How Lake reacts to the obvious, out in the open cheating will be indicative if she's just out to grift or not.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I mean she did sue last time and like all such suits it went nowhere. Why else could she do?

Posted by: RIP UK at August 13, 2024 01:28 PM (sxBW4)

156 Yes, Kaytlynne or whatever, your network is a laughable joke. We're laughing at you, not with you.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2024 01:28 PM (JvZF+)

157 141 Gallegos should be a non-starter. The GOP should be able to run a cardboard cutout and beat Gallegos, he's so far left and anti-border control, even though he's trying to claim otherwise.

But, the mayor of Mesa, nominally GOP, has endorsed Gallegos. Which leads me to believe Mesa AZ is all set to cheat for Gallegos.
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The McCain GOP dead-enders hate Lake and will support the commie.

Posted by: Democrats are Batshit Crazy at August 13, 2024 01:28 PM (phEsr)

158 110 (No)Joy Reid needs to meet the business end of a metal bat. Frequently. - Martini Farmer

Looks like she already has. Guess it didn't work.

Posted by: Paco at August 13, 2024 01:28 PM (njExo)

159 Get paid millions of dollars a year from a combination of law firms, NGOs, and corporations who have her on their board of directors.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ri

I bet you can get a lot of thigh high boots for that kinda cash.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2024 01:28 PM (CIS44)

160 We need a 21st century Fairness Doctrine.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions

I'll have what they're having..but only half a hit. Don't want to OD.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at August 13, 2024 01:28 PM (JCZqz)

161 Going to have a lot more time to spend new boot goofin'.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 13, 2024 01:27 PM (KbCG3)

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Heh.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 13, 2024 01:28 PM (DRSnL)

162 Not saying she's completely ugly in all ways...

But she did enjoy the salt lick she got for Christmas.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 13, 2024 01:29 PM (ECoOn)

163 What the fuck is a mayonnaise sandwich?
Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger
......

An egg salad sandwich, hold the egg salad.

Posted by: wth at August 13, 2024 01:29 PM (v0R5T)

164 What's Sinema going to do, get a massage license?
Posted by: wth at August 13, 2024 01:27 PM (v0R5T)

Write a book. Get a gig at a lobbying firm. Appear on CNN and MSNBc as a commentator.

Like every other retired politician.

Posted by: RIP UK at August 13, 2024 01:29 PM (sxBW4)

165 155 How Lake reacts to the obvious, out in the open cheating will be indicative if she's just out to grift or not.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I mean she did sue last time and like all such suits it went nowhere. Why else could she do?
Posted by: RIP UK at August 13, 2024 01:28 PM (sxBW4)

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It's arguable that she was blindsided by the techniques and couldn't effectively counter them before, during, or after.

It won't be arguable this time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 13, 2024 01:29 PM (GBKbO)

166 Sinema got chased into a bathroom by a bunch of her so-called constituents because she held firm on changing filibuster rules.

Sinema was under physical threat, from her side, and I think decided she didn't need that kind of headache.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 13, 2024 01:29 PM (tT6L1)

167 @153

>>He wanted it to be funny.

True, it's just that compared to the greats, he was just ordinary.

And as I said, not getting the Tonight Show gig saved his bacon and allowed him to have a long career because he would have not gotten a 2nd chance at hosting somewhere eles.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2024 01:30 PM (XV/Pl)

168 Is it me or does Kaitlin's face look extremely hard and mannish?

Even Dylan Mulvaney doesn't look that cementedly androgynous

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at August 13, 2024 01:30 PM (DBZuM)

169
I listened to all two plus hours of Elon Musk and Donald Trump. Funniest part for me was Trump revealing that Putin told him words to the effect that 'I'm glad you're my friend because I'd hate to have you as an enemy'.

I'd venture that about 100 million people are going to hear at least part of this interview in the next few days. Major advantage Trump. Could Kamala go head to head with Elon for 10 minutes? Doubtful.

Related:
Impression of Tim Walz?

Independents Only-
Very favorable: 17%
Somewhat favorable: 18%
Somewhat unfavorable: 16%
Very unfavorable: 31%
Not sure: 17%

35% Favorable, 47% Unfav, 17% Not Sure

/Rasmussen

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 13, 2024 01:30 PM (RKVpM)

170 I've been saying for a couple weeks now that you'll know who is up or down in the polls (the real polls, the ones the campaigns themselves do) based on how the two candidates act.

Kamala suddenly copies Trump's No Tax on Tips plan in Nevada, a state the Dems haven't lost since 2004 while Trump is campaigning for down-ballot candidates in Montana, a state the GOP hasn't lost since 1992.

Who looks like they're losing and scrambling for a new message and who looks like they're winning and trying to shore up the rest of the election?

Posted by: Shenanigans at August 13, 2024 01:30 PM (pZ0Mr)

171 He wanted it to be funny.

True, it's just that compared to the greats, he was just ordinary.

And as I said, not getting the Tonight Show gig saved his bacon and allowed him to have a long career because he would have not gotten a 2nd chance at hosting somewhere eles.
Posted by: Thomas Bender a

He peaked as a Simpsons writer.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2024 01:30 PM (CIS44)

172 She has a very bad case of resting b*tch face.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2024 01:31 PM (JvZF+)

173 The left does everything possible to keep their blind spots blind.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 13, 2024 01:31 PM (FfSAJ)

174 170 Who looks like they're losing and scrambling for a new message and who looks like they're winning and trying to shore up the rest of the election?
Posted by: Shenanigans at August 13, 2024 01:30 PM (pZ0Mr)

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But public polling is always accurate.

Always.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 13, 2024 01:31 PM (GBKbO)

175 It's arguable that she was blindsided by the techniques and couldn't effectively counter them before, during, or after.

It won't be arguable this time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

They took 2 weeks to count the votes. We know they will do this again. She knows as well. But what can she realistically do about it? How can she stop it?

Posted by: RIP UK at August 13, 2024 01:31 PM (sxBW4)

176 I'd laugh at the DU tards for thinking Trump and Vance get softball questions, except--we need them to keep thinking that; they are the bottom feeders that are fed upon by the sewer pond shit trout reporters.

The dream of every reporter is to be the One that finally brings down Orange Man Bad with the perfect question.

So they all come in hot with ... the most ridiculous and absurd questions that are easily swatted away; "what a stupid question."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2024 01:32 PM (uPilC)

177 168 Is it me or does Kaitlin's face look extremely hard and mannish?

Even Dylan Mulvaney doesn't look that cementedly androgynous
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at August 13, 2024 01:30 PM (DBZuM)

She has the face of a woman who has rammed an object into the anus of at least one unsuspecting date.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 13, 2024 01:32 PM (KbCG3)

178 175 They took 2 weeks to count the votes. We know they will do this again. She knows as well. But what can she realistically do about it? How can she stop it?
Posted by: RIP UK at August 13, 2024 01:31 PM (sxBW4)

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If the left is using extra-legal means to steal elections, and the state apparatus is allowing it, maybe it's time for more than just lawsuits and emails asking for money.

A sheriff threatened to murder people for trying to get into counting rooms that they had rights to be in.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 13, 2024 01:32 PM (GBKbO)

179 The thing that made Carson great was that he was doing his show for 90 minutes, five nights a week. He may not have always been the absolute funniest, but damn he was a workhorse.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 13, 2024 01:33 PM (wtvvX)

180 The first one was the weekend before the RNC. Trump was going to announce his VP that weekend and that’s why there was live coverage. CNN figured it might happen at that rally and sent a crew over.
Posted by: RIP UK at August 13, 2024 01:25 PM (sxBW4)

They didn't have to air it live. They could have just waited until he started sounding like he was going to announce something, then interrupted and cut over, like they do with every press conference on the planet. It smells.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2024 01:33 PM (JrF6z)

181
They took 2 weeks to count the votes. We know they will do this again. She knows as well. But what can she realistically do about it? How can she stop it?
Posted by: RIP UK at August 13, 2024 01:31 PM (sxBW4)

Arizona has been called for Kamala...

Posted by: FOX at August 13, 2024 01:33 PM (IyPmt)

182 PSA: Powder Valley has Magtech large rifle primers for $90.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2024 01:33 PM (/y8xj)

183 What's Sinema going to do, get a massage license?
Posted by: wth at August 13, 2024 01:27 PM (v0R5T)

Write a book. Get a gig at a lobbying firm. Appear on CNN and MSNBc as a commentator.

Like every other retired politician.
Posted by: RIP UK
.......

So. A whore. Not even going to pretend to be a massage therapist.

Posted by: wth at August 13, 2024 01:33 PM (v0R5T)

184 151. Too humane. Run over the bastard with the tractor then pull the bush hog over the remains. - Xipe Totec

Motion seconded. Show of hands? Counts silently.

Motion carried.

Posted by: Paco at August 13, 2024 01:33 PM (njExo)

185 Is it me or does Kaitlin's face look extremely hard and mannish?

Even Dylan Mulvaney doesn't look that cementedly androgynous
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at August 13, 2024 01:30 PM (DBZuM)

Kaitlin needs to moisturize!

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at August 13, 2024 01:33 PM (K861k)

186 In other news, there is a Big Tit Donna sighting at a big party for the relaunch of "Brooke's Bedroom". Cocktail servers in lingerie and Nice Bod Brooke in a gold outfit.

Donna in blue.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 13, 2024 01:33 PM (ufFY8)

187 31 The last thread is about to get in a concern loop.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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Meh, some people like playing around with the concern troll types. I find them boring and tedious as they follow the common format--raise Fear, raise Uncertainty, and raise Doubt. So any argument with them is pointless as they will employ every tactic to prolong the engagement and drive away others by being boring and tedious.

Best to just nuke them via atomic level insults and ignore them.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2024 01:33 PM (7nYLv)

188 Joe and Hunter made a sandwich with Colbert’s wife.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at August 13, 2024 01:34 PM (Zmeii)

189 Going to have a lot more time to spend new boot goofin'.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

She does look good in those thigh-high boots, you have to admit:
https://tinyurl.com/ysbkfwjp

...but I always felt the Horde gave her a little too much credit in the looks department. And you want to talk about "Don't stick your dick in crazy?" The bitch dated Keith Olbermann!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 13, 2024 01:34 PM (JCZqz)

190 That's not mayo on Walz' sandwich.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at August 13, 2024 01:34 PM (RXJdG)

191 I wonder what Sinema's book will be about. Will there be sexy chapters? Pictures?

Posted by: wth at August 13, 2024 01:34 PM (v0R5T)

192 182 PSA: Powder Valley has Magtech large rifle primers for $90.
Posted by: Oddbob
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Smoke 'em if you got them.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2024 01:34 PM (7nYLv)

193 180 The first one was the weekend before the RNC. Trump was going to announce his VP that weekend and that’s why there was live coverage. CNN figured it might happen at that rally and sent a crew over.
Posted by: RIP UK at August 13, 2024 01:25 PM (sxBW4)

They didn't have to air it live. They could have just waited until he started sounding like he was going to announce something, then interrupted and cut over, like they do with every press conference on the planet. It smells.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2024 01:33 PM (JrF6z)

I think we can stop with the pretense that Trump was going to unveil his pick without alerting the national media that it was coming.

These rollouts are carefully scripted. He wasn't just going to blurt it at out at rally in Butler, PA.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 13, 2024 01:34 PM (KbCG3)

194 "Hi. Were going to broadcast today's Trump Hitler Fuhrer Rally in it's entirety like we never ever do, in case he takes ten minutes of it to announce his Vice President, which hasn't leaked yet as it always does before an announcement."

-CNN

Uh-huh.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2024 01:35 PM (JrF6z)

195 But public polling is always accurate.

Always.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 13, 2024 01:31 PM (GBKbO)

Exactly. Campaigns have the most accurate polling, and they rarely ever let it slip what they're seeing on the ground. The only way to tell is to watch how the campaigns unfold.

Harris looks like a typical candidate who doesn't have a message that's working so they just start copying what others are saying. It's a tale as old as politics itself, and it's a sure-fire sign of a campaign that feels like it needs a shake-up.

Posted by: Shenanigans at August 13, 2024 01:35 PM (pZ0Mr)

196 190 That's not mayo on Walz' sandwich.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell
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Creme de la cheval.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2024 01:35 PM (7nYLv)

197 @175

>>How can she stop it?

She can't, the GOP doesn't control any of the necessary offices for her to leverage.

As has been seen, even though the GOP nominally controls the legislature, the SOS can pretty much do whatever he wants vis-a-vis election administration.

And the courts have pretty much told GOP candidates to not bring anything to us, we won't hear it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2024 01:35 PM (XV/Pl)

198 Tampon Tim is whiter than all the jizz Kamala the gutter whore has guzzled.

Posted by: Speaking of white at August 13, 2024 01:35 PM (q1Zxb)

199 195 Exactly. Campaigns have the most accurate polling, and they rarely ever let it slip what they're seeing on the ground. The only way to tell is to watch how the campaigns unfold.

Harris looks like a typical candidate who doesn't have a message that's working so they just start copying what others are saying. It's a tale as old as politics itself, and it's a sure-fire sign of a campaign that feels like it needs a shake-up.
Posted by: Shenanigans at August 13, 2024 01:35 PM (pZ0Mr)

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I'm convinced that the internal Democrat polling leaked out less than a week after the debate actually predated the debate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 13, 2024 01:36 PM (GBKbO)

200 CNN or MSNBC or whoever masturbated on live TV over Walz having plus 12 favorability ratings

Sure, Jan

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at August 13, 2024 01:36 PM (DBZuM)

201 Re: The poll discussion on the last thread: My tinfoil hat says that the Dems and the MFM (BIRM) used the realistic polls to help push out Biden. Once the coup was completed, they went back to the default Dem push polling. They need to keep a Harris victory in the "somewhat plausible" perspective.

Posted by: Democrats are Batshit Crazy at August 13, 2024 01:36 PM (phEsr)

202 Hey, all,

MushBrain and the Older Ho are here! At my work, though they are probably going to remain about a quarter mile or more away from me. No idea what they are here for. And our compliant (read: lickspittle) media won't report about it until it's over. I swear, if that braindead pedo comes into my office, I'm going to speak to him as little as I can manage.

My worry is that when they leave, they may go to the old military airfield on the West Bank of the river. that will tie up the bridge that I use to go home.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2024 01:36 PM (J2vNu)

203 Kaitlin has a face one might enjoy "correcting".

If you know, you know.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2024 01:36 PM (JrF6z)

204 >>>8 She's actually pretty good looking for a jab poisoned media whore.

it's a face missing a wart and a cauldron.

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2024 01:36 PM (KRtlO)

205 Exactly. Campaigns have the most accurate polling, and they rarely ever let it slip what they're seeing on the ground. The only way to tell is to watch how the campaigns unfold.

Posted by: Shenanigans at August 13, 2024 01:35 PM (pZ0Mr)

When I heard that Hillary had cancelled her election night party, I stayed up to watch the results come in. I knew what was about to happen.

Yeah, they know.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 13, 2024 01:36 PM (KbCG3)

206 Mrs. anchorbabe hates Colbert with the heat of twenty million suns. She rants that he is a primary reason libtards are retarded: they get the news from him.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 13, 2024 01:36 PM (ufFY8)

207 191 I wonder what Sinema's book will be about. Will there be sexy chapters? Pictures?
Posted by: wth at August 13, 2024 01:34 PM (v0R5T)

It doesn’t matter. Nobody reads them. The books are a way for publishers to pay off politicians so when they need a new tax break inserted in a. 18000 page bill, they get it. Sinema may be leaving office but she can still call favors to others or lobby on behalf of her “partners”.

Posted by: RIP UK at August 13, 2024 01:37 PM (sxBW4)

208
I've made my decision - because crime is my hot button issue. Kamala kept people in jail despite evidence exonerating them. That's the kind of no-nonsense leadership this country needs.

Posted by: Karen CheChe at August 13, 2024 01:37 PM (RKVpM)

209 201 Re: The poll discussion on the last thread: My tinfoil hat says that the Dems and the MFM (BIRM) used the realistic polls to help push out Biden. Once the coup was completed, they went back to the default Dem push polling. They need to keep a Harris victory in the "somewhat plausible" perspective.
Posted by: Democrats are Batshit Crazy at August 13, 2024 01:36 PM (phEsr)

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It's going to happen in an environment where red states report within an hour or two of closing and purple states go through a shitload of drama that looks like cheating to report, after a couple of weeks, that Harris snuck by and won the day.

Polls will convince some that it was all just normal and genuine.

They won't convince all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 13, 2024 01:37 PM (GBKbO)

210 Carson was funnier when a joke bombed than when it was successful.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 13, 2024 01:37 PM (v6JzV)

211 What the fuck is a mayonnaise sandwich?
Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger

Probably a punchline to a joke about white people from The Boondock.?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 13, 2024 01:37 PM (JCZqz)

212 The thing that made Carson great was that he was doing his show for 90 minutes, five nights a week. He may not have always been the absolute funniest, but damn he was a workhorse.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 13, 2024

***
He was, though after they moved to Hollywood from New York, he began to take more time off -- one night here and there, then a little more. Joan Rivers would guest-host a lot. That was always fun.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2024 01:38 PM (J2vNu)

213 206 Mrs. anchorbabe hates Colbert with the heat of twenty million suns. She rants that he is a primary reason libtards are retarded: they get the news from him.
Posted by: anchorbabe
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Colbert's audience is shriveling just like his cock.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2024 01:39 PM (7nYLv)

214 It's going to happen in an environment where red states report within an hour or two of closing and purple states go through a shitload of drama that looks like cheating to report, after a couple of weeks, that Harris snuck by and won the day.

Polls will convince some that it was all just normal and genuine.

They won't convince all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 13, 2024 01:37 PM (GBKbO)

Time for “no precincts report until all are ready”.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 13, 2024 01:39 PM (9mfKN)

215 It's going to happen in an environment where red states report within an hour or two of closing and purple states go through a shitload of drama that looks like cheating to report, after a couple of weeks, that Harris snuck by and won the day.

Polls will convince some that it was all just normal and genuine.

They won't convince all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 13, 2024 01:37 PM (GBKbO)

Do the polls have any life beyond the election?

Once you see vote totals of 82 million for a guy who couldn't draw 16 people to a rally, everyone knew something was up.

I don't remember anyone crowing about how it's totally believable he bested Obama by 16 million votes because the polls said he would.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 13, 2024 01:39 PM (KbCG3)

216 Just found out that Tim Walz authorized the police to shoot at people with paintball guns, for get this, standing on their porch during his illegal covid lockdowns.
Posted by: thathalfrican

Do we get to shoot paintballs at him during the debate?

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2024 01:39 PM (pZEOD)

217 In other shitlib news: Colin Kaepernick says he's still training, pushing to make NFL comeback despite not playing for past 7 years

https://tinyurl.com/yc34v262

Now THAT is fucking hilarious.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 13, 2024 01:39 PM (wtvvX)

218 214 Time for “no precincts report until all are ready”.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 13, 2024 01:39 PM (9mfKN)

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Time for "precincts that don't report within the given timeline are denied representation at every level and are put until martial law."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 13, 2024 01:39 PM (GBKbO)

219 Colbert was funny 25 years ago. Honestly, I though so.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 13, 2024 01:39 PM (IQpik)

220 Still hoping for chaos next week in Chicago. The pro Hamas crowd still ain't happy even with fellow traveler Walz on the ticket. They want a clean break from everything Israeli and anything short of that will cause a mess .

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2024 01:40 PM (daNLI)

221
These rollouts are carefully scripted. He wasn't just going to blurt it at out at rally in Butler, PA.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 13, 2024 01:34 PM

Talking of Butler, PA - in the Elon/Don interview Don says he's going back to Butler for a rally and is going to open with, "As I was saying."

Posted by: Karen CheChe at August 13, 2024 01:40 PM (RKVpM)

222 215 I don't remember anyone crowing about how it's totally believable he bested Obama by 16 million votes because the polls said he would.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 13, 2024 01:39 PM (KbCG3)

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"Trump just excites such hatred within us. Oh, and Kavanaugh raped a chick."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 13, 2024 01:40 PM (GBKbO)

223 Time for "precincts that don't report within the given timeline are denied representation at every level and are put until martial law."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 13, 2024 01:39 PM (GBKbO)

Look at us, coming up with options.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 13, 2024 01:40 PM (9mfKN)

224 In other shitlib news: Colin Kaepernick says he's still training, pushing to make NFL comeback despite not playing for past 7 years

https://tinyurl.com/yc34v262

Now THAT is fucking hilarious.
Posted by: Tex Lovera a

No, it's just his yearly spouting of bullshit to keep his grift going.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2024 01:40 PM (CIS44)

225 Im also getting fucking sick and tired of the bullshit gaslighting from our side as well

Everyone: TRUMP NEEDS TO TALK POLICY AND STOP ATTACKING HARRIS FOR BEING BROWN AND HAVING A COCK SHAPENED MOUTH!!!11111111

Trump: talks policy for TWO hours on X

Everyone: WHY ISNT TRUMP TALKING POLICY?

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at August 13, 2024 01:40 PM (DBZuM)

226 Colbert's audience is shriveling just like his cock.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2024 01:39 PM (7nYLv)

We can help with that!

Posted by: Viagra! at August 13, 2024 01:40 PM (K861k)

227 I thought it was Coulter who dated Olbermann.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 13, 2024 01:40 PM (v6JzV)

228 225 Trump: talks policy for TWO hours on X

Everyone: WHY ISNT TRUMP TALKING POLICY?
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at August 13, 2024 01:40 PM (DBZuM)

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"Why didn't Trump talk policy in ENOUGH DETAIL?!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 13, 2024 01:41 PM (GBKbO)

229 I'm convinced that the internal Democrat polling leaked out less than a week after the debate actually predated the debate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 13, 2024 01:36 PM (GBKbO)

I think that's very plausible. I also think it's reasonable to suggest that Harris is polling better than Biden, but not to the level the public polls are saying.

There were many center-left anti-Trump Dems who had been concerned about Biden's ability to handle the job leading up to the debate. They might have been answering "undecided" to pollsters, depressing the number the Dem candidate would have normally gotten.

When Biden was dumped and a candidate with another twenty years left to live was given the nod, those people went from, undecided back to the Dem camp they were pretty much going to be in anyway. The same thing happened with the big donors holding out on Biden. Suddenly Harris is the presumptive nominee and she has a "record breaking month" for donations (because the checks were finally mailed).

I'd give Harris 2% over Biden, maybe 3%, but that puts her 0-3% down to Trump, but if the Dem isn't winning at least 2% over the GOP, it's a loss

Posted by: Shenanigans at August 13, 2024 01:41 PM (pZ0Mr)

230 206 Mrs. anchorbabe hates Colbert with the heat of twenty million suns. She rants that he is a primary reason libtards are retarded: they get the news from him.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 13, 2024 01:36 PM (ufFY

No. You would have to already be retarded to go to that pos for your news. I doubt he could make them worse.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 13, 2024 01:41 PM (pohLc)

231 190 That's not mayo on Walz' sandwich.

Horsey Sauce?

Posted by: DIO at August 13, 2024 01:41 PM (og5mY)

232 217 In other shitlib news: Colin Kaepernick says he's still training, pushing to make NFL comeback despite not playing for past 7 years

https://tinyurl.com/yc34v262

Now THAT is fucking hilarious.
Posted by: Tex Lovera
=========
The only long running comparable Failure Theatre Act is the GOP in Congress. Been failing to actually do something positive since 2000.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2024 01:42 PM (7nYLv)

233 Probably a punchline to a joke about white people from The Boondock.?

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That's accurate. Blacks use "mayo" as a slur.
Which is hilarious, because a lot of blacks that I know tend to slather mayo on everything. Hot dogs, meatball sandwiches, you name it. It's sick.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at August 13, 2024 01:42 PM (phEsr)

234 anything short of that will cause a mess .

Promise me!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 13, 2024 01:42 PM (ECoOn)

235 The debate didn’t really change polling that much. It caused a panic among Dems but polling barely budged.

Posted by: RIP UK at August 13, 2024 01:42 PM (sxBW4)

236 I thought it was Coulter who dated Olbermann.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 13, 2024 01:40 PM (v6JzV)

No that was me...

Posted by: Bill "CraterFace" Maher at August 13, 2024 01:42 PM (K861k)

237 107 In my environs/neighborhood

The DOJ?

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at August 13, 2024 01:43 PM (JRP2U)

238 The thing that made Carson great was that he was doing his show for 90 minutes, five nights a week. He may not have always been the absolute funniest, but damn he was a workhorse.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 13, 2024 01:33 PM

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That was true at the beginning of his tenure in 1962. By 1980 he was doing a 60 minute show 3 nights a week, 37 weeks a year. The rest of the time was filled by guest hosts and reruns.

He was still the greatest late night host though.

Posted by: Bigsmith at August 13, 2024 01:43 PM (1Au9i)

239 Mrs. anchorbabe hates Colbert with the heat of twenty million suns. She rants that he is a primary reason libtards are retarded: they get the news from him.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop
......

OK, but does she get jealous when you ogle Big Tit Donna?

Posted by: wth at August 13, 2024 01:43 PM (v0R5T)

240 When will comedians be funny again?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 13, 2024 01:43 PM (FfSAJ)

241 That's accurate. Blacks use "mayo" as a slur.
Which is hilarious, because a lot of blacks that I know tend to slather mayo on everything. Hot dogs, meatball sandwiches, you name it. It's sick.
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at August 13, 2024 01:42 PM (phEsr)

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Meatball sandwiches? Ick.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 13, 2024 01:43 PM (DRSnL)

242 These people don't give a fuck about "racism." They just hate Whites. It's that simple. They accuse us of "racism" to scare Whites into silence and stop us from acting in our group interests, while every other race openly advocates for their own interests.

"B-but that's hypocritical!"

They don't give a fuck about being hypocritical, either. They're not trying to win the argument; they're trying to disenfranchise and ultimately destroy us. They're not acting in good faith. They'll keep the faux-intellectual mask up until they have enough power and Whites are a small enough minority, at which point they'll go full "kill the Boer" on us.

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at August 13, 2024 01:43 PM (0Uf+z)

243 Shame that Colbert hasn't set himself on fire yet.

A damned shame.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 13, 2024 01:43 PM (dUr4b)

244 The only mayo is Duke’s.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 13, 2024 01:43 PM (v6JzV)

245 236 I thought it was Coulter who dated Olbermann.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 13, 2024 01:40 PM (v6JzV)

No that was me...
Posted by: Bill "CraterFace" Maher

i'm confused, bill. are you saying coulter dated you, or are you saying you dated olbermann?

Posted by: anachronda at August 13, 2024 01:44 PM (oY6Yp)

246 Trump offered to buy Hillary's fireworks at 10 cents on the dollar.

🤣

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2024 01:44 PM (JrF6z)

247 He was still the greatest late night host though.
Posted by: Bigsmith

Is. I would take his reruns of old shows as better than what is on TV. I don't care for Gutfield and he is the best of a sorry lot on the air today.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2024 01:44 PM (7nYLv)

248 Still hoping for chaos next week in Chicago. The pro Hamas crowd still ain't happy even with fellow traveler Walz on the ticket. They want a clean break from everything Israeli and anything short of that will cause a mess .
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2024 01:40 PM (daNLI)
______________

I want the DNC to be so profane, so violent, and so perversely depraved that even Hieronymus Bosch faints at the sight of it

Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 13, 2024 01:44 PM (iFTx/)

249 lot of blacks that I know tend to slather mayo on everything. Hot dogs

Hot dogs should have ketchup and yellow mustard

Posted by: FOX at August 13, 2024 01:44 PM (IyPmt)

250 No. You would have to already be retarded to go to that pos for your news. I doubt he could make them worse.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 13, 2024 01:41 PM (pohLc)

What came first, the retard or Colbert?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 13, 2024 01:44 PM (ufFY8)

251 244 The only mayo is Duke’s.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 13, 2024 01:43 PM

Had never heard of Duke’s until they started to sponsor that bowl game.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 13, 2024 01:44 PM (9mfKN)

252 146 Colbert's another guy I'd like to chase through a wheat field in a souped-up combine.
Posted by: Paco at August 13, 2024 01:26

This was the plot of Speilberg's first TV drama, "Deere".
Jump started his career, it did.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 13, 2024 01:44 PM (w9Wax)

253 Interesting scuttlebutt about Carson though. Rumor has it he was considered a great actor, because in real life, Carson was complete jackass.

I tend to believe the rumor because, well, 6 wives or whatever number it was. That's an accomplishment, even for Hollywood.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 13, 2024 01:45 PM (tT6L1)

254 LOL Where's Lacra?

Posted by: D-Block at August 13, 2024 01:45 PM (dS+Jk)

255 219 Colbert was funny 25 years ago. Honestly, I though so.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 13, 2024 01:39 PM (IQpik)

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He was ok as a parody of Bill O' Reilly. But like most parodies, the act gets old fairly quickly.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein at August 13, 2024 01:45 PM (phEsr)

256 OK, but does she get jealous when you ogle Big Tit Donna?
Posted by: wth at August 13, 2024 01:43 PM (v0R5T)

Nope. She tells me if there is a sighting.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 13, 2024 01:45 PM (ufFY8)

257 Colbert's audience is shriveling just like his cock.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2024 01:39 PM (7nYLv)

Objection assumes facts not in evidence

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2024 01:45 PM (JrF6z)

258 Meatball sandwiches? Ick.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 13, 2024 01:43 PM (DRSnL)
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....says the gal who thinks sipping champagne through a Twizzler is a great idea.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 13, 2024 01:46 PM (tT6L1)

259 When the burning times come, it will be due to the media. They should be first to the guillotine.

Posted by: You Cant Hate the Media Enough at August 13, 2024 01:46 PM (QlFnJ)

260 I don't care for Gutfield and he is the best of a sorry lot on the air today.

Redeye was better than The Five because they took themselves a lot less seriously.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2024 01:46 PM (/y8xj)

261 I did read that both Rosen in NV and Baldwin in WI appeared at the Harris-Walz events those states.

So, she is sorta campaigning with down-ticket Dems.

I do like the whiners in the last thread--"why is Trump attacking Biden?!"
Sit down and think for a spell on why Harris hasn't had a single interview; what was she doing for the last 4 years that she can't afford to answer about.

Gosh, whatever could Trump be doing ....

FUD for sale! Get your FUD! Best FUD around! Best price for FUD!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2024 01:46 PM (uPilC)

262 Primetime host Joy Reid thanked Kamala Harris for not picking Arizona Sen. Mark Kelly as her running mate because, unlike Tim Walz, Kelly is "super white."

Err, not just "super white.

According to Reid, Sen. Kelly is "like a mayonnaise sandwich on Wonder bread white."

Bwahahahahahahaha! No, wait, Bwahahahahahahaha!

Because white guy from Minnesota isn't like a polar bear eating a mayonnaise sandwich in a blizzard.

Bwah!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 13, 2024 01:46 PM (6GRih)

263 Meatball sandwiches? Ick.
Posted by: Jordan61

Sobs…

Posted by: DeSantis at August 13, 2024 01:46 PM (sxBW4)

264 According to Reid, Sen. Kelly is "like a mayonnaise sandwich on Wonder bread white."

Reid reminds me of LeBron James in her absolute disdain/hate for white people. After the Olympics, prior to leaving Paris, LeBron James is on video going with others to their vehicle when a young, maybe 10 year old, white boy approaches all excited to get an autograph and picture with James. James barks at him repeatedly to stop! and motions with his hand for him to back off and go away. Horrible. There is no doubt in my mind had the kid been black, he would have happily done the pictures/autograph. This is somehow acceptable now except James got roasted for this online but he doesn't care. James, who got to carry the American flag at an event watched worldwide versus James who kneels during the anthem and has contempt for his country while at home.

Posted by: Cheri at August 13, 2024 01:46 PM (oiNtH)

265 Olbermann bonked Laura Ingraham and Katy Tur, amongst others. Further evidence that women like aholes

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2024 01:46 PM (daNLI)

266 ....says the gal who thinks sipping champagne through a Twizzler is a great idea.
Posted by: blake - semi lur

Thats the HR lady, and its a red vine, cmon blake!

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2024 01:46 PM (CIS44)

267 I tend to believe the rumor because, well, 6 wives or whatever number it was. That's an accomplishment, even for Hollywood.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 13, 2024

***
I think it was three. Haven't looked it up though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2024 01:47 PM (J2vNu)

268 I gotta say, Hillary's public humiliation was sweeter than a deluxe banana split. It was to be savored completely.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 13, 2024 01:47 PM (pohLc)

269 Sounds like he could use another vaccine.

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 13, 2024 01:47 PM (xT7BI)

270 253 Interesting scuttlebutt about Carson though. Rumor has it he was considered a great actor, because in real life, Carson was complete jackass.

I tend to believe the rumor because, well, 6 wives or whatever number it was. That's an accomplishment, even for Hollywood.
Posted by: blake
=========
Excellent comedians are often very damaged people because a lot of it is based on cruelty of one sort or another.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2024 01:47 PM (7nYLv)

271 According to Reid, Sen. Kelly is "like a mayonnaise sandwich on Wonder bread white."
.....

According to me, Joy Reid is like a chocolate Easter egg.

Posted by: wth at August 13, 2024 01:47 PM (v0R5T)

272 Posted by: Midnight Rambler at August 13, 2024 01:42 PM (phEsr)

Must be regional because that’s not my experience.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 13, 2024 01:47 PM (lUhzf)

273 They took 2 weeks to count the votes. We know they will do this again. She knows as well. But what can she realistically do about it? How can she stop it?

Honestly? She should have gone to the hideout they were counting the votes and forced her way in with a group of followers.

The lunatic sheriff of Maricopa gave orders to shoot to kill any protestors but force the men on the ground to have to make the choice - shoot and face the firestorm or let her in and she wins.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2024 01:47 PM (oZhjI)

274 > Just found out that Tim Walz authorized the police to shoot at people with paintball guns, for get this, standing on their porch during his illegal covid lockdowns.

I don't remember where it happened, but there was a video a while back of some cops doing a drive by with paintball guns. They were very offended when the yutes of indeterminate origin fired back with real bullets.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2024 01:47 PM (Odg76)

275 He was ok as a parody of Bill O' Reilly. But like most parodies, the act gets old fairly quickly.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein

THIS IS CONCERNING.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 13, 2024 01:48 PM (JCZqz)

276 @242, this bunny gets it!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at August 13, 2024 01:48 PM (UWgy2)

277 Colbert is not funny. He never was funny. Neither is/was Seth Myers.

They're political animals, first and last.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at August 13, 2024 01:48 PM (xcxpd)

278 I think it was three. Haven't looked it up though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2024 01:47 PM (J2vNu)
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split the difference: 4.5.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 13, 2024 01:48 PM (tT6L1)

279 238 The thing that made Carson great was that he was doing his show for 90 minutes, five nights a week. He may not have always been the absolute funniest, but damn he was a workhorse.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 13, 2024 01:33 PM

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That was true at the beginning of his tenure in 1962. By 1980 he was doing a 60 minute show 3 nights a week, 37 weeks a year. The rest of the time was filled by guest hosts and reruns.

He was still the greatest late night host though.

Posted by: Bigsmith at August 13, 2024 01:43 PM (1Au9i)

True. But he did do it up until 1975, for thirteen years.

That is Lou Gherig stuff.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 13, 2024 01:49 PM (wtvvX)

280 Johnny Carson stopped doing 90 minute shows in 1980. Still the best though.
I wish Craig Ferguson was still doing late night - he made late night TV funny.

Posted by: Jiggle-Tits Magee at August 13, 2024 01:49 PM (nvKZ7)

281 James who kneels during the anthem and has contempt for his country while at home.
Posted by: Cheri
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James' namesake school in Cleveland manages to plumb the depth of educational failure. That shows how much he particularly cares about anyone or anything.

Too many people conflate excellence in one field with being a decent human being. They are not the same.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2024 01:49 PM (7nYLv)

282 I don't care for Gutfield and he is the best of a sorry lot on the air today.

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Gutfield's rotation of guests don't help either. He has on a lot of really weird guests who all oddly behave the same exact goofy way.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at August 13, 2024 01:49 PM (DBZuM)

283 280 sock fail

Posted by: Faux News at August 13, 2024 01:49 PM (nvKZ7)

284 275 He was ok as a parody of Bill O' Reilly. But like most parodies, the act gets old fairly quickly.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein

THIS IS CONCERNING.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 13, 2024 01:48 PM (JCZqz)

But why is it concerning? Don't leave us hanging.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 13, 2024 01:50 PM (KbCG3)

285 I wish Craig Ferguson was still doing late night - he made late night TV funny.
Posted by: Jiggle-Tits Magee
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I agree. The clips still on youtube show a very talented guy that was shafted by the network.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2024 01:50 PM (7nYLv)

286 Tangential:

Jason Reitman is releasing a movie about the first airing of Saturday Night Live titled, Saturday Night.

Apparently, it's really good. According to anonymous sources.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ9O_tl5Npk

We'll see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 13, 2024 01:50 PM (GBKbO)

287 SIDEBAR:

"New French pop song you might like
I'm very #EnTrend"

Sir, your streak of terrible music recommendations is unbroken.

Even teenage girls have better taste than this.

You'd think ace would occasionally strike gold by accident. But he defies the odds.

Posted by: Picked The wrong Week To Stop Huffing Paint at August 13, 2024 01:50 PM (+Q2I4)

288 >>Meatball sandwiches? Ick.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 13, 2024 01:43 PM (DRSnL)

A proper Meatball Parm Sandwich is approaching Food Perfection.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2024 01:50 PM (4pXk7)

289 Letterman was cool. Carson was the old guy my parents watched.

Posted by: RIP UK at August 13, 2024 01:50 PM (sxBW4)

290 Ferguson was still doing late night - he made late night TV funny.

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Ferguson was decent, cordial and apolitical, so therefore he was quickly unpersoned

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at August 13, 2024 01:51 PM (DBZuM)

291 I like Gutfield's show. I like legs. Gutfield has legs.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 13, 2024 01:51 PM (pohLc)

292
But why is it concerning? Don't leave us hanging.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 13, 2024 01:50 PM (KbCG3)

BEN needs to think a bit harder - a running gag is not a parody. So not concerning at all.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 13, 2024 01:51 PM (9mfKN)

293 says the gal who thinks sipping champagne through a Twizzler is a great idea.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1

You are right. It should be Prosecco.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2024 01:51 PM (p4NUW)

294 Going to have a lot more time to spend new boot goofin'.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

Doin' the Boot Goof Boogie?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 13, 2024 01:51 PM (LxER7)

295 280 Johnny Carson stopped doing 90 minute shows in 1980. Still the best though.
I wish Craig Ferguson was still doing late night - he made late night TV funny.

Posted by: Jiggle-Tits Magee at August 13, 2024 01:49 PM (nvKZ7)

He was funny as hell. Only Letterman in his early days was as funny.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 13, 2024 01:51 PM (wtvvX)

296 You are right. It should be Prosecco.
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2024 01:51 PM (p4NUW)

Too sweet

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2024 01:52 PM (IyPmt)

297 > Hot dogs should have ketchup and yellow mustard

I grew up in a family where we put ketchup on hotdogs. Then at some point I heard mustard was by far the preferred condiment for hotdogs. I was skeptical, but I tried it a few times. Now I only do mustard. Moderately fancy mustard on a hotdog is a wonderful thing.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2024 01:52 PM (Odg76)

298 277 Colbert is not funny. He never was funny. Neither is/was Seth Myers.

They're political animals, first and last.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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Could have stopped at just animals. I prefer assholes myself. Useful for nothing other than to expel waste.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2024 01:52 PM (7nYLv)

299 ....says the gal who thinks sipping champagne through a Twizzler is a great idea.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 13, 2024 01:46 PM (tT6L1)

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*I* didn't say that! I said that's what our HR director does.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 13, 2024 01:52 PM (DRSnL)

300 Moderately fancy mustard on a hotdog is a wonderful thing.
Posted by: bonhomme
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Gourmet in fact.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2024 01:52 PM (7nYLv)

301 297 I grew up in a family where we put ketchup on hotdogs. Then at some point I heard mustard was by far the preferred condiment for hotdogs. I was skeptical, but I tried it a few times. Now I only do mustard. Moderately fancy mustard on a hotdog is a wonderful thing.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2024 01:52 PM (Odg76)

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I have two ways:

Costco: mustard, relish, and diced onions.

Home: mustard, jalapenos, horseradish, and hot sauce (usually Frank's Buffalo).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 13, 2024 01:53 PM (GBKbO)

302 Norm MacDonald's Johnny Carson:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM1-FTLbc7s

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2024 01:53 PM (uPilC)

303 There’s a very small pool of people who would do Gutfeld. Any A list celebrity won’t be caught dead on his show. Career suicide.

Posted by: RIP UK at August 13, 2024 01:53 PM (sxBW4)

304 Thats the HR lady, and its a red vine, cmon blake!
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2024 01:46 PM (CIS44)
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All of that flavored candy cable looks the same to me.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 13, 2024 01:53 PM (tT6L1)

305 > A proper Meatball Parm Sandwich is approaching Food Perfection.

Agreed. A proper Cuban sandwich is up there too.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2024 01:53 PM (Odg76)

306 A proper Meatball Parm Sandwich is approaching Food Perfection.
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2024 01:50 PM (4pXk7)

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I meant, ick with mayo on them.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 13, 2024 01:54 PM (DRSnL)

307 296 You are right. It should be Prosecco.
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2024 01:51 PM (p4NUW)

Too sweet
Posted by: It's me donna at August

I should have specified dry. Prosecco isn’t typically sweet unless you actively pick out a sweet one.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2024 01:54 PM (p4NUW)

308 Musk trolls Kamala. Invites her on X. No way her handlers let her accept it. Elon, you magnificent bastard!

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 13, 2024 01:54 PM (ewjUl)

309 288 >>Meatball sandwiches? Ick.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 13, 2024 01:43 PM (DRSnL)

A proper Meatball Parm Sandwich is approaching Food Perfection

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Agreed. But definitely not when slathered in Hellmans mayo and a slice of Velveeta.

Yes, I've seen people order this.

:scream emoji:

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at August 13, 2024 01:54 PM (phEsr)

310 Damn, now I want a hot dog.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 13, 2024 01:54 PM (v6JzV)

311 I thought Colbert was intentionally making that statement tongue-in-cheek…but with the wink-wink understanding of being on the same team.

Posted by: Crazy at August 13, 2024 01:54 PM (/JLCq)

312 That is Lou Gherig stuff.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 13, 2024 01:49 PM (wtvvX)

Kamala does Lou Gehrig stuff.

She's a disease that makes you feel like the luckiest man on the face of the earth.

I tried.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2024 01:54 PM (JrF6z)

313 Johnny Carson stopped doing 90 minute shows in 1980. Still the best though.
I wish Craig Ferguson was still doing late night - he made late night TV funny.
Posted by: Jiggle-Tits Magee at August 13, 2024

***
Johnny also had his team book guests who were entertaining and interesting. Not just actresses or actors who have a new movie coming out, but people who told funny stories or related interesting anecdotes. You can't say George Gobel had a new movie in the offing when he came out, sat down, and opened up with one of the greatest lines ever:

"Did you ever get the feeling the whole world was a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2024 01:54 PM (J2vNu)

314 Hey Stevie, how was Epstein Island?

Fucking pervert.

Posted by: logprof at August 13, 2024 01:54 PM (h/dUT)

315 says the gal who thinks sipping champagne through a Twizzler is a great idea.
Posted by: blake - semi

That seems...
AWESOME!!! I gotta get some Twizzlers and champagne!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 13, 2024 01:55 PM (4XwPj)

316 I always liked Leno. I realize that he was not popular in the industry but guy was funny, worked hard and was only #1 in his slot for the vast majority of the time he was there.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 13, 2024 01:55 PM (7AnIg)

317
I wish Craig Ferguson was still doing late night - he made late night TV funny.
Posted by: Jiggle-Tits Magee
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I agree. The clips still on youtube show a very talented guy that was shafted by the network.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2024 01:50 PM

I wonder if it was because he was not political. He stayed away from the stuff, said it didn't interest him. But he was great. Hated it when he left.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 13, 2024 01:55 PM (RKVpM)

318 Thats the HR lady, and its a red vine, cmon blake!
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2024 01:46 PM (CIS44)

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Thank you, BW! I leave to make some tea and I get unfairly slandered.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 13, 2024 01:55 PM (DRSnL)

319 *I* didn't say that! I said that's what our HR director does.
Posted by: Jordan61 a

I had your back!!!

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2024 01:55 PM (CIS44)

320 The thing that made Carson great. . .

Is that people still watch his reruns. No one watches old reruns of Jack Paar, Dick Cavett, etc.

Same as Carole Burnett. If people did not watch, those would probably not air in syndication.

Now there is this new fangled streaming thing and Johnny Carson has his own freaking channel for all Carson all the time.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2024 01:55 PM (7nYLv)

321 Musk trolls Kamala. Invites her on X. No way her handlers let her accept it. Elon, you magnificent bastard!

**************************

Remember Coconut is too scared to talk to Elon but dictators like Putin tremble at her very presence according to DU

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at August 13, 2024 01:55 PM (DBZuM)

322 Time to get out of nato

Posted by: N at August 13, 2024 01:55 PM (8XibL)

323 Hey, fellow conservatives, is a hot dog a sandwich?

Posted by: Gonah Joldberg at August 13, 2024 01:55 PM (phEsr)

324 Nobody could fill Carson's shoes.

I think the mantle has to be split among Jay Leno, and early period Dave Letterman. Both shows were real good at times.

Posted by: Remember at August 13, 2024 01:56 PM (i/LKe)

325 *I* didn't say that! I said that's what our HR director does.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 13, 2024 01:52 PM (DRSnL)
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Whatever you say, young lady.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 13, 2024 01:56 PM (tT6L1)

326 Johnny Carson also gave new comics a shot. Freddie Prinze, for example; and I think JC asked him to come sit on the couch and talk for a bit after his routine. There were others too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2024 01:56 PM (J2vNu)

327
Thank you, BW! I leave to make some tea and I get unfairly slandered.
Posted by: Jordan61

Apparently when I left to hit the gym during the art thread I was taking some shots

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2024 01:56 PM (CIS44)

328 Ketchup, yellow mustard, onions belong on a hot dog.

Or go all out and do a Portillo's style Chicago dog.

All else is inferior.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 13, 2024 01:57 PM (ufFY8)

329 > Home: mustard, jalapenos, horseradish, and hot sauce (usually Frank's Buffalo).

That sounds like a riot of flavor.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2024 01:57 PM (Odg76)

330 Mayo goes on Roast Beef. Mayo goes on Turkey.

You can use Mayo to keep a Hamburger Bun from getting soaked in blood...

beyond that?

No. Just no to Mayo.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2024 01:57 PM (4pXk7)

331 329 > Home: mustard, jalapenos, horseradish, and hot sauce (usually Frank's Buffalo).

That sounds like a riot of flavor.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2024 01:57 PM (Odg76)

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I don't follow anyone's rules. Not even my own.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 13, 2024 01:57 PM (GBKbO)

332 > Home: mustard, jalapenos, horseradish, and hot sauce (usually Frank's Buffalo).
*
That sounds like a riot of flavor.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2024

***
Frank It Up!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2024 01:57 PM (J2vNu)

333 hank you, BW! I leave to make some tea and I get unfairly slandered.
Posted by: Jor

Is somebody ever fairly slandered?

Posted by: N at August 13, 2024 01:58 PM (8XibL)

334 And a Hot Dog can have Mustard w/ or w/out Kraut.

Nothing more.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2024 01:58 PM (4pXk7)

335 Was it Spade who got invited over to Carson's desk after his set but didn't see it and ended up walking off stage?

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2024 01:58 PM (JrF6z)

336 265 Olbermann bonked Laura Ingraham and Katy Tur, amongst others. Further evidence that women like ~~aholes~~ men with status and money.
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Suggested edit. Sure, Olbermann isn't super rich or famous, but he's hosted multiple nationally broadcast shows, and was a potentially growing star back in the day, so I'm sure that helped his dating prospects...especially as the two people mentioned are both in the political/news arena (as is Sinema).

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 13, 2024 01:58 PM (JCZqz)

337 276 @242, this bunny gets it!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have

I am going with a vote of no here. This is just the type of bait people like to use to justify labeling conservatives as racist. While I don’t dispute there is an active campaign to make whites the evils in some (read those on the left) sectors, the true solution is merit. There is no need to advocate for any race beyond being human just as there is no need to denigrate any race. I truly wish we could get to this place. Racism, regardless of who is spouting it, couldn’t be uglier.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2024 01:58 PM (p4NUW)

338 I wonder if it was because he was not political. He stayed away from the stuff, said it didn't interest him. But he was great. Hated it when he left.
Posted by: Divide by Zero
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I was amazed when I looked it up that Craig had hosted for 10 years starting in 2004-2014. Lost out to head up the Late Show and retired from it. Now hosts gameshows apparently along with writing novels and guest appearances in acting.

Multi talented guy from all accounts.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2024 01:59 PM (7nYLv)

339 Cheap yellow mustard is jes' fine for some applications. In fact, I'd go so far to say it is required.

That isn't to say fancier boutique mustard isn't any good, it's just some things work, and are familiar and expected. I did learn to like "Scharfer Senf" or hot mustard supplied in toothpaste tubes on the continent of Europe. Perfect for roast beef or ham sammiches. Clear out the sinuses. Er, Sinusi? Yeah. That.

Posted by: Remember at August 13, 2024 01:59 PM (i/LKe)

340 So now it's a condiment thread?

Posted by: Just got here at August 13, 2024 01:59 PM (DobEs)

341 Carson also did do some acting. He was featured in a 1965 episode of Get Smart -- a parody of The Prisoner of Zenda, I think, where Max has to impersonate a king. Johnny played the herald announcing all the king's titles, or something like that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2024 01:59 PM (J2vNu)

342 Is somebody ever fairly slandered?
Posted by: N at August 13, 2024 01:58 PM (8XibL)

By definition, no.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 13, 2024 02:00 PM (9mfKN)

343 332 > Home: mustard, jalapenos, horseradish, and hot sauce (usually Frank's Buffalo).
*
That sounds like a riot of flavor.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2024

I like to put mine back on the grill, and open the windows, so I can experience a riot of smell.

Posted by: Mrs. Walz at August 13, 2024 02:00 PM (JCZqz)

344 340 So now it's a condiment thread?
Posted by: Just got here at August

I am doing my level best to not comment at all on the food discussion.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2024 02:00 PM (p4NUW)

345 Home: mustard, jalapenos, horseradish, and hot sauce (usually Frank's Buffalo).

That sounds like a riot of flavor.
Posted by: b

It is more of an aryan brotherhood supermax gangbang of flavor

Posted by: N at August 13, 2024 02:00 PM (8XibL)

346 Even Doc Sevrinson and Tommy Newsome were funny. McMahon, not so much.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 13, 2024 02:00 PM (v6JzV)

347 The Karen Gillan clips with Ferguson are very good. I only saw them once a very long time ago. I didn't download them or anything.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2024 02:01 PM (JrF6z)

348 323 Hey, fellow conservatives, is a hot dog a sandwich?
Posted by: Gonah Joldberg

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For you, it is both a food and a sex toy.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2024 02:01 PM (7nYLv)

349 Johnny also had his team book guests who were entertaining and interesting. Not just actresses or actors who have a new movie coming out, but people who told funny stories or related interesting anecdotes. You can't say George Gobel had a new movie in the offing when he came out, sat down, and opened up with one of the greatest lines ever:

"Did you ever get the feeling the whole world was a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2024 01:54 PM (J2vNu)

He also brought seemingly ordinary people on who could do extraordinary things - like the guy who could catch grapes in his mouth from 30 ft away - or the guy who could balance anything on one hand if he could lift it -like a table etc. Plus Joan Embry with the animals -just saw a beautiful serval cat on a re-run.

Posted by: Faux News at August 13, 2024 02:01 PM (nvKZ7)

350 So now it's a condiment thread?
Posted by: Just got here at August 13, 2024 01:59 PM (DobEs)

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Apparently. I'm not a big condiment gal, myself.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 13, 2024 02:01 PM (DRSnL)

351 Now there is this new fangled streaming thing and Johnny Carson has his own freaking channel for all Carson all the time.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2024 01:55 PM (7nYLv)

--Pluto TV! We're just antenna plus Prime and Peacock now.

I've also partaken of the Addams Family, Shaun the Sheep, and Columbo channels.

Posted by: logprof at August 13, 2024 02:01 PM (h/dUT)

352 The Harris campaign, if they ran as if the polls were accurate for her right now, the ones showing her way up in all the swing states - would be doing major events in Florida or in North Carolina or in Georgia (not Atlanta but South Georgia like Macon) or in PA (not Philly), or in Ohio, or in Texas...

The DNC is losing by either a lot or by an amount that will not overcome The Cheat! (tm) in most of these areas and is down to holding actions in WI or MI or Minnesota...

Posted by: Boswell at August 13, 2024 02:01 PM (K+UlC)

353 347 The Karen Gillan clips with Ferguson are very good. I only saw them once a very long time ago. I didn't download them or anything.
Posted by: ...
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Might be floating around somewhere on youtube.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2024 02:01 PM (7nYLv)

354 Super Dave Osborne on with Carson was hilarious.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 13, 2024 02:01 PM (tT6L1)

355 Damn, now I want a hot dog.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
......

Me too. Think I'll go check out the new food truck that's been hanging in our parking lot.

Posted by: wth at August 13, 2024 02:01 PM (v0R5T)

356 I loved Craig Ferguson but I'm not sure how his flirting would go over today.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 13, 2024 02:02 PM (FfSAJ)

357 You are right. It should be Prosecco.
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2024 01:51 PM (p4NUW)

my first reaction was "Isn't prosecco a type of salami? Maybe she is talking about rolling it up to use as a straw?"

I like kraut on my hotdog.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2024 02:02 PM (D7oie)

358 Phone has some reason for.not wanting to write "Aryan brotherhood" and "gangbang"

Posted by: N at August 13, 2024 02:02 PM (8XibL)

359 Even Doc Sevrinson and Tommy Newsome were funny. McMahon, not so much.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 13, 2024 02:00 PM (v6JzV)

Hey Ohhhhhhhhhhh

Posted by: Faux News at August 13, 2024 02:02 PM (nvKZ7)

360 Slandering scale:

Very bad, bad, poor, fair, mediocre, good, excellent.

Posted by: It's not official, but at August 13, 2024 02:02 PM (DobEs)

361 The DNC is losing by either a lot or by an amount that will not overcome The Cheat! (tm) in most of these areas and is down to holding actions in WI or MI or Minnesota...
Posted by: Boswell
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And Nevada this cycle.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2024 02:02 PM (7nYLv)

362 What, no love for Magic Johnson and the Magic Hour?

So disappointed with all of you.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 13, 2024 02:02 PM (7AnIg)

363 Was it Spade who got invited over to Carson's desk after his set but didn't see it and ended up walking off stage?
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2024

***
Somehow that sounds like him.

Johnny also invited "real" people of interest ontot he show. Usually Mrs. Such-and-Such who had published a memoir which was getting some press. She'd be the last guest, and might get bumped if they ran overtime, sure. But he would talk to each of them one-on-one, not making fun of them. He knew how to bring out the zing in interviews without insulting his guests.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2024 02:02 PM (J2vNu)

364
Craig Kilborn had the daily show before Jon Leibowitz, right? I liked him.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 13, 2024 02:02 PM (+oR7L)

365 New Condiments Thingy

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2024 02:02 PM (JrF6z)

366 334 And a Hot Dog can have Mustard w/ or w/out Kraut.

Nothing more.
Posted by: garrett

Can you believe that some people actually put ketchup on hot dogs. Barbarians they are.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 13, 2024 02:02 PM (/U5Yz)

367 Damn, now I want a hot dog.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Just one? I can take three at a time, easy!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 13, 2024 02:03 PM (JCZqz)

368 The Karen Gillan clips with Ferguson are very good. I only saw them once a very long time ago. I didn't download them or anything.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2024 02:01 PM (JrF6z)

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Mmm hmm. Suuuure you didn't.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 13, 2024 02:03 PM (DRSnL)

369 Multi talented guy from all accounts.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2024 01:59 PM (7nYLv)

He started as a punk rock musician.
Then hit the booze and recovered.
He also loves America.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 13, 2024 02:03 PM (ufFY8)

370 Can you believe that some people actually put ketchup on hot dogs. Barbarians they are.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

well and children.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2024 02:03 PM (CIS44)

371 Can you believe that some people actually put ketchup on hot dogs. Barbarians they are.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 13, 2024 02:02 PM (/U5Yz)

I do... With yellow mustard

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2024 02:03 PM (IyPmt)

372 I've also partaken of the Addams Family, Shaun the Sheep, and Columbo channels.
Posted by: logprof
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I've been watching Mission Impossible off and on. Never saw the Stephen Hill episodes in reruns which I got to do recently via Pluto.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2024 02:03 PM (7nYLv)

373 Might be floating around somewhere on youtube.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2024 02:01 PM (7nYLv)

I definitely wouldn't know!

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2024 02:03 PM (JrF6z)

374 Hot Dog as Sandwich?

I was reading the transcripts of some of the Apollo flights (yes, space nerd-enthusiast I guess. So sue me)

Jim Lovell asked a specific question to one of the flight controllers on 13. Maybe not verbatim, but he asked one of the CAPCOMs if "Do you put ketchup on a hot dog sandwich?"; the context I read it as Mr. Lovell had his own opinion on whether a dog should have ketchup on it in the first place, and some doubts about the validity of "sandwich" in the first place.

Posted by: Remember at August 13, 2024 02:04 PM (i/LKe)

375 Musk trolls Kamala. Invites her on X. No way her handlers let her accept it. Elon, you magnificent bastard!
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 13, 2024 01:54 PM (ewjUl)

any word if RFK Jr will be invited? Because that will be lit, two madmen with no guardrails.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2024 02:04 PM (D7oie)

376 I like hot dogs with mustard and relish.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 13, 2024 02:04 PM (FfSAJ)

377 Apparently. I'm not a big condiment gal, myself.
Posted by: Jordan61

Eat enough mayo, and you can be. I'm living proof.

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at August 13, 2024 02:04 PM (JCZqz)

378 I prefer a weisswurst sausage with mayo on a white bun.

Posted by: Tampon Tim at August 13, 2024 02:04 PM (v0R5T)

379 Apparently. I'm not a big condiment gal, myself.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 13, 2024 02:01 PM (DRSnL)

Me either. When on a date in college, I hated it when the girl wanted me to wear a condiment.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 13, 2024 02:04 PM (pohLc)

380 Even Doc Sevrinson and Tommy Newsome were funny. McMahon, not so much.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 13, 2024 02:00 PM (v6JzV)

Hey Ohhhhhhhhhhh
Posted by: Faux News at August 13, 2024

***
I grew up with Merv Griffin and Arthur Treacher on MG's old Westinghouse-sponsored show. It ran at midnight on our NBC outlet, right after Carson. It was a smaller-scale, more "intimate" operation somehow. Rodney Dangerfield appeared on it, and Richard Pryor, and lots of other comics.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2024 02:04 PM (J2vNu)

381 He started as a punk rock musician.
Then hit the booze and recovered.
He also loves America.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
=======
Read his wikipedia page and it mentions that he talked about his citizenship test on his show to become an American citizen. Contrast him with the unfunny Trevor Noah who dumps on the country that made him rich.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2024 02:04 PM (7nYLv)

382 Mmm hmm. Suuuure you didn't.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 13, 2024 02:03 PM (DRSnL)

I don't have a special Karen Gillan folder either.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2024 02:05 PM (JrF6z)

383 Even Doc Sevrinson and Tommy Newsome were funny. McMahon, not so much.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 13, 2024 02:00 PM (v6JzV)

For awhile Clark Terry was playing with the Tonight Show band.
Best scat singing I have ever heard.

Posted by: Faux News at August 13, 2024 02:05 PM (nvKZ7)

384 im Lovell asked a specific question to one of the flight controllers on 13. Maybe not verbatim, but he asked one of the CAPCOMs if "Do you put ketchup on a hot dog sandwich?"; the context I read it as Mr. Lovell had his own opinion on whether a dog should have ketchup on it in the first place, and some doubts about the validity of "sandwich" in the first place.
Posted by: Remember at August 13, 2024 02:04 PM (i/LKe)

Is it a sandwich if you have to use a slice of bread in place of the bun?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 13, 2024 02:05 PM (9mfKN)

385 >> Time for "precincts that don't report within the given timeline are denied representation at every level and are put until martial law."
——-
It’s going to take something like that. Who will have the stones to do so at a state level? Completely unknown. Certainly the current administration in DC would have none of it. We’re clearly in a position where we cannot vote our way out of this.

Posted by: electronic means at August 13, 2024 02:05 PM (UOeA5)

386 I do... With yellow mustard
Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2024 02:03 PM (IyPmt)

=====

I do, too. Without the mustard. Full-blown barbarian, here.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 13, 2024 02:05 PM (DRSnL)

387 Johnny Carson was entertaining
Jay Leno was amusing
Craig Ferguson was charming
Stephen Colbert is trash

Sorry, couldn't pull off the haiku format...
Posted by: 18-1

Steve Allen. Jack Paar.
Legends.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker

Jay Leno actually comes across as a pretty nice guy. If you have interest in cars, you should watch "Jay Leno's Garage" on YouTube.
When Johnny went home to Nebraska on a feature trip, they dug up the car he learned to drive on (belonged to his father), and gave it to him.
It was restored and Johnny put it in a car museum in LA. When Johnny was over on TV, and was getting old, he told them to give the car to Jay, because he knew he would take care of it. Jay talked about it, and you could see it kind of choked him up.
Craig Ferguson is hilarious, and you can't have him on TV to compare to those numb midwits Colbert and Kimmel.
Jack Paar was sometime incredibly hilarious, and also pretty witty. He was nobody's fool. Also very gentlemanly with his guests. He had Barry Goldwater on a few times in 1964 and after, and was always gracious and polite to Barry.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at August 13, 2024 02:05 PM (vcOmj)

388 So just what is chili sauce? Sauce for chili?

And what is the cocktail that calls for cocktail sauce?

Posted by: Unaskable questions at August 13, 2024 02:06 PM (DobEs)

389 I remember a show that came on after Tonight--tall guy but I don't remember his name.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 13, 2024 02:06 PM (FfSAJ)

390 The funny thing is that Harris might have an argument that the musk conversation is a donation in kind, however since the obvious remedy would be to offer the same as Trump she's not going to whine about anything

Posted by: N at August 13, 2024 02:06 PM (8XibL)

391 Laura Ingraham wears comfortable shoes IYKWIM and did not bang Olbermann or any man.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2024 02:06 PM (JvZF+)

392 If Joy Reid is gonna talk like that, I'm gonna call her 'that colored woman on MSNBC'

Posted by: Don Black at August 13, 2024 02:06 PM (/7KEl)

393 I've been watching Mission Impossible off and on. Never saw the Stephen Hill episodes in reruns which I got to do recently via Pluto.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2024

***
They are the best ones. Hill's Dan Briggs really seemed like the guy who figured out the main structure of the plot to complete the mission. The others contributed; but I always thought Briggs was the mastermind. There's also a tiny bit of humor and personal interaction between the characters in the first few episodes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2024 02:06 PM (J2vNu)

394 364
Craig Kilborn had the daily show before Jon Leibowitz, right? I liked him.
Posted by: Frank Barone

I think so. Craig, left, I think to host the Later Show and was replaced by Craig Ferguson in 2004.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2024 02:07 PM (7nYLv)

395 Tom Snyder

Posted by: Don Black at August 13, 2024 02:07 PM (/7KEl)

396 I liked The Critic with Jon Lovitz.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2024 02:07 PM (CIS44)

397 Did somebody say mayo?

Posted by: Mayo Pete at August 13, 2024 02:07 PM (v0R5T)

398 >> And what is the cocktail that calls for cocktail sauce?
——-
Well, you hit the sauce when you have a cocktail, so…

Posted by: electronic means at August 13, 2024 02:07 PM (UOeA5)

399 Tom Snyder
Posted by: Don Black at August

Sounds right.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 13, 2024 02:08 PM (FfSAJ)

400 I remember a show that came on after Tonight--tall guy but I don't remember his name.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 13, 2024

***
Tomorrow, w/ Tom Somebody-or-Other. I keep wanting to say "Selleck," but of course that's not right.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2024 02:08 PM (J2vNu)

401 356 I loved Craig Ferguson but I'm not sure how his flirting would go over today.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 13, 2024 02:02 PM (FfSAJ)

Wasn't he the one who said Sarah Palin had that "naughty librarian" thing going?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 13, 2024 02:08 PM (LxER7)

402 Snyder! That was it. Guy had big hands.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2024 02:08 PM (J2vNu)

403 So just what is chili sauce? Sauce for chili?

Broadly, "chili" just means "pepper."

Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2024 02:08 PM (/y8xj)

404 They are the best ones. Hill's Dan Briggs really seemed like the guy who figured out the main structure of the plot to complete the mission. The others contributed; but I always thought Briggs was the mastermind. There's also a tiny bit of humor and personal interaction between the characters in the first few episodes.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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It had a very different vibe than Season Two and later. Peter Graves was a bit too stoic and the shuffle in the original cast after season 3 and its concentration on domestic issues was less interesting to me.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2024 02:08 PM (7nYLv)

405 Apparently. I'm not a big condiment gal, myself.
Posted by: Jor

What are things the hawk tooah girl says for $100?

Posted by: N at August 13, 2024 02:09 PM (8XibL)

406 337 This is just the type of bait people like to use to justify labeling conservatives as racist.
---
You're living in a dream world. Delusional Whites have had the luxury of entertaining these fantasies while they lived in 90% White nations over which their culture had primacy. You're about to discover what it's like to lose that power and become be a hated minority in your own former nation, when everybody else most definitely believes that race exists.

"There is no need to advocate for any race beyond being human just as there is no need to denigrate any race."

"There's only one breed, bigot...the dog breed!"

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at August 13, 2024 02:09 PM (0Uf+z)

407 Craig Kilborn had the daily show before Jon Leibowitz, right? I liked him.

he always seemed at least 3 drinks deep and flirted with every female guest

Posted by: brak at August 13, 2024 02:09 PM (NGHTx)

408 CNN is allowing one of it's lead political reporters/presidential debate moderators to go on a comedy news show?

Gravitas.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 13, 2024 02:09 PM (wBaIH)

409 Tom Leykis.

Posted by: Also named Tom at August 13, 2024 02:09 PM (DobEs)

410 390 The funny thing is that Harris might have an argument that the musk conversation is a donation in kind, however since the obvious remedy would be to offer the same as Trump she's not going to whine about anything
Posted by: N at August

It was already offered and she declined.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2024 02:09 PM (p4NUW)

411 And Nevada this cycle.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2024 02:02 PM (7nYLv)

Not enough EC votes there to sway this election, they wasted that event and aren't scheduled to be back from what I can see - this is not a 50-50 election cycle - it's a 300 plus EV vs 200 EV type election - no one in America doesn't know who Trump is...

But the left never thought they would have to campaign this year and it's going to be tough now to figure it out - I am betting they never do...

Posted by: Boswell at August 13, 2024 02:09 PM (K+UlC)

412 well and children.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2024 02:03 PM (CIS44)

=====

Wasn't that a line from the first season of The Bear?

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 13, 2024 02:09 PM (DRSnL)

413 I loved Craig Ferguson but I'm not sure how his flirting would go over today.
Posted by: Northernlurker
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He was quick with the wit.

Posted by: scampydog at August 13, 2024 02:09 PM (2bFN5)

414 391 Laura Ingraham wears comfortable shoes IYKWIM and did not bang Olbermann or any man.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

'COMFORTABLE SHOES' IS CODE FOR LESBIAN.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 13, 2024 02:09 PM (JCZqz)

415 Yeah I like his show

Posted by: Don Black at August 13, 2024 02:09 PM (/7KEl)

416 Watch the Snyder interview of Elvis Costello from 45 years ago. Costello could barely stand the guy. Two guys from two very different media worlds, one dying, one new.

Posted by: electronic means at August 13, 2024 02:09 PM (UOeA5)

417
"There's only one breed, bigot...the dog breed!"
Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at August

I am not white. But thanks!

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2024 02:10 PM (p4NUW)

418 I liked The Critic with Jon Lovitz.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2024

***
The parodies of then-current movies were hilarious. For instance, The Lion King, except instead of lions they were cockroaches, and the baby held up to the subjects had Howard Stern's face.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2024 02:10 PM (J2vNu)

419 If Joy Reid is gonna talk like that, I'm gonna call her 'that colored woman on MSNBC'
Posted by: Don Black
......

I'm going to call her that bowling ball with a bit of yellow fuzz.

Posted by: wth at August 13, 2024 02:10 PM (v0R5T)

420 Liked
I think he has expired

Posted by: Don Black at August 13, 2024 02:10 PM (/7KEl)

421 Wasn't that a line from the first season of The Bear?
Posted by: Jordan61

Hah. Never seent it.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2024 02:11 PM (CIS44)

422 Wasn't he the one who said Sarah Palin had that "naughty librarian" thing going?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 13, 2024 02:08 PM (LxER7)

He wasn't wrong. She was already known as "her hotness" before she was ever picked to be McCain's running mate.

Posted by: Shenanigans at August 13, 2024 02:12 PM (pZ0Mr)

423 Just a nice guy- short video:

https://tinyurl.com/4s52n4cn

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2024 02:12 PM (dTTBf)

424 They are the best ones. Hill's Dan Briggs really seemed like the guy who figured out the main structure of the plot to complete the mission. The others contributed; but I always thought Briggs was the mastermind. There's also a tiny bit of humor and personal interaction between the characters in the first few episodes.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
----
It had a very different vibe than Season Two and later. Peter Graves was a bit too stoic and the shuffle in the original cast after season 3 and its concentration on domestic issues was less interesting to me.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2024

***
Plus -- like Star Trek that same year, and U.N.C.L.E. in '64 -- they were doing something that hadn't been done before on TV, not in quite that way. There was a fine air of creativity.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2024 02:12 PM (J2vNu)

425 I was trying to be genteel Ben, oh well.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2024 02:12 PM (JvZF+)

426 JoyLess Peed would make a fine addition to some plantation owner's Alabama wind chimes

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Wenches & Professional Blacks at August 13, 2024 02:12 PM (5DfsO)

427 368 The Karen Gillan clips with Ferguson are very good. I only saw them once a very long time ago. I didn't download them or anything.
Posted by: ...
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I ended up looking one of those vignettes up and Mmmh indeed. Still funny as hell exchanges between the two Scots.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2024 02:13 PM (7nYLv)

428 I'm still vertical.

Posted by: Tom Leykis at August 13, 2024 02:13 PM (DobEs)

429 In other news trump slurs, rambles and lies his way through a boring interview according to msm.

Posted by: lin-duh at August 13, 2024 02:14 PM (PZo5T)

430 Plus -- like Star Trek that same year, and U.N.C.L.E. in '64 -- they were doing something that hadn't been done before on TV, not in quite that way. There was a fine air of creativity.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Hmm, sort of like the golden year of cinema was 1939 I guess. 60's TV is still fun to watch for a lot of shows in that time period.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2024 02:14 PM (7nYLv)

431 Ferguson had a way of making any actress seem intelligent and attractive.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 13, 2024 02:14 PM (FfSAJ)

432 Wasn't he the one who said Sarah Palin had that "naughty librarian" thing going?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 13, 2024 02:08 PM (LxER7)
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Yes. And Sarah declared Craig an honorary Alaskan or some such.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 13, 2024 02:15 PM (tT6L1)

433 I'm still vertical.
Posted by: Tom Leykis

Nobody likes a braggart.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2024 02:15 PM (/y8xj)

434 In other news trump slurs, rambles and lies his way through a boring interview according to msm.
Posted by: lin-duh at August 13, 2024 02:14 PM (PZo5T)

apparently a billion people tuned in to watch him fail.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2024 02:16 PM (D7oie)

435 Posted by: whig at August 13, 2024 02:13 PM (7nYLv)

Can't remember which interviews but she came out with these dry cute little pre-planned jokes with obvious punchlines - as part of her stories - and delivered them perfectly. But it was almost completely over the heads of the American audience.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2024 02:17 PM (JrF6z)

436 Hmm, sort of like the golden year of cinema was 1939 I guess. 60's TV is still fun to watch for a lot of shows in that time period.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2024

***
From '63, with The Fugitive, until about 1968 or '69, when Landau and Bain left M: I, you had fine spy shows, occasionally funny comedies, Trek, cop dramas like Naked City, and more.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2024 02:17 PM (J2vNu)

437 Who is around to clean up 426?

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2024 02:17 PM (p4NUW)

438 Not enough EC votes there to sway this election, they wasted that event and aren't scheduled to be back from what I can see - this is not a 50-50 election cycle - it's a 300 plus EV vs 200 EV type election - no one in America doesn't know who Trump is...

But the left never thought they would have to campaign this year and it's going to be tough now to figure it out - I am betting they never do...

Posted by: Boswell
======
Some of those appearances like Trump in MT are about Senate races. Rosen is in a tight race with Sam Brown in NV. Tester is in MT as well.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2024 02:17 PM (7nYLv)

439 Elvis Costello is insufferable as a personality, but his first three albums were sublime. Sort of like abbreviated Lennon.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 13, 2024 02:17 PM (wBaIH)

440 Hah. Never seent it.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2024 02:11 PM (CIS44)

=====

Yep, found it. https://is.gd/w3kyya

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 13, 2024 02:17 PM (DRSnL)

441 Tom Snyder interviewed Charles Manson. So did Jerry "Geraldo" Rivera. The proto-guy might have been Joe Pyne, whom I was unfamiliar. Ratings. Put controversial people on, get ratings.

I liked Bruce Williams as a late-ish night radio host. Good fatherly sensible advice, and entertaining. Call-in radio was almost unique, because ya never know who is going to call. A good host will take advantage of those moments.

The TV equivalent was the axe throwing guy on Johnny Carson, who threw the hatchet right into the cutout's nuts. Yeah, ya gotta milk that for a while. Podcasts are cool, but there's nothing like live programming.

Posted by: Remember at August 13, 2024 02:18 PM (i/LKe)

442 I do, too. Without the mustard. Full-blown barbarian, here.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 13, 2024 02:05 PM (DRSnL)

Jordan, speaking of condiments:

https://is.gd/i7NXaW

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 13, 2024 02:18 PM (PiwSw)

443 Sort of like abbreviated Lennon.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 13, 2024 02:17 PM (wBaIH)

Lennon was abbreviated Lennon.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2024 02:18 PM (JrF6z)

444 371 Can you believe that some people actually put ketchup on hot dogs. Barbarians they are.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 13, 2024 02:02 PM (/U5Yz)

I do... With yellow mustard
Posted by: It's me donna

I bet you put mustard on burgers too. One of the deadly sins.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 13, 2024 02:19 PM (/U5Yz)

445 Hah. Never seent it.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2024 02:11 PM (CIS44)

=====

Yep, found it. https://is.gd/w3kyya

*Snort*

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2024 02:19 PM (CIS44)

446 1960s: spy shows like Danger Man/Secret Agent, hospital drama like Ben Casey, high school drama like Mr. Novak; and Dick Van Dyke was still doing his show until about 1966.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2024 02:19 PM (J2vNu)

447 Ed Ames

Posted by: Don Black at August 13, 2024 02:19 PM (/7KEl)

448
I bet you put mustard on burgers too. One of the deadly sins.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 13, 2024 02:19 PM (/U5Yz)

Nope... Thousand Island dressing

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2024 02:19 PM (IyPmt)

449 From '63, with The Fugitive, until about 1968 or '69, when Landau and Bain left M: I, you had fine spy shows, occasionally funny comedies, Trek, cop dramas like Naked City, and more.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Left out the heyday of variety shows and the Paar-Carson powerhouse during those years. Ed Sullivan reruns still entertain today despite Ed's resemblance to a jowly Richard Nixon. Candid Camera aired back then too.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2024 02:19 PM (7nYLv)

450 The TV equivalent was the axe throwing guy on Johnny Carson, who threw the hatchet right into the cutout's nuts. Yeah, ya gotta milk that for a while. Podcasts are cool, but there's nothing like live programming.
Posted by: Remember at August 13, 2024

***
That was singer and actor Ed Ames, who was then playing Oxford-educated Indian Mingo on Daniel Boone. That was why they were having him demonstrate tomahawk throwing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2024 02:20 PM (J2vNu)

451 Just a nice guy- short video:

https://tinyurl.com/4s52n4cn
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Nice guy even got some dust in his eye.

Posted by: scampydog at August 13, 2024 02:21 PM (2bFN5)

452 Every thread becomes a hot dog thread.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2024 02:21 PM (JvZF+)

453 Jordan, speaking of condiments:

https://is.gd/i7NXaW
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 13, 2024 02:18 PM (PiwSw)

=====

Ooooh

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 13, 2024 02:21 PM (DRSnL)

454 439 Elvis Costello is insufferable as a personality, but his first three albums were sublime. Sort of like abbreviated Lennon.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

Eh, Costello doesn't appear to be as obnoxious now as he was in the 80's. Had an epic version of Peace Love and Understanding while guest hosting Letterman's show.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2024 02:21 PM (7nYLv)

455 439 Elvis Costello is insufferable as a personality, but his first three albums were sublime. Sort of like abbreviated Lennon.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 13, 2024 02:17 PM (wBaIH)

Then you need this:

https://is.gd/AQmlfz

This was included in the box set of his first three albums.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 13, 2024 02:21 PM (PiwSw)

456 The Critical Drinker doesn't like Borderlands.

https://is.gd/GNO8x5

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 13, 2024 02:22 PM (L/fGl)

457 .

NOOD

Harris-Biden Administration Allowed 90% of All Illegals -- The Ones They Identified -- to Remain in the Country

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 13, 2024 02:22 PM (O7YUW)

458 452 Every thread becomes a hot dog thread.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August

Normally boobs. But I am a little stunned at how many people eat hot dogs. And mayo. Not together or together. Yleeecchhhh.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2024 02:22 PM (pZEOD)

459 What you do is put mustard on your hamburger patty before you put it on the skillet

Boy howdy

Posted by: Don Black at August 13, 2024 02:23 PM (/7KEl)

460 I put potato salad on hot dogs.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 13, 2024 02:23 PM (tBmO2)

461 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 13, 2024 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

462 Left out the heyday of variety shows and the Paar-Carson powerhouse during those years. Ed Sullivan reruns still entertain today despite Ed's resemblance to a jowly Richard Nixon. Candid Camera aired back then too.
Posted by: whig at August 13, 2024

***
Sure. Carol Burnett started in '67; you had Red Skelton still, Danny Kaye a little earlier, specials with Sinatra and Martin, Dean Martin's series, plenty of that genre. And game show What's My Line was a standard on Sunday nights for decades.

Evening cartoons too: Top Cat, Alvin and the Chipmunks, The Flintstones, The Jetsons.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 13, 2024 02:23 PM (J2vNu)

463 431 Ferguson had a way of making any actress seem intelligent and attractive.
Posted by: Northernlurker
----
He was a pretty talented actor himself is probably why. Think he also has a couple of production credits and mebbe one turn at directing or so.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2024 02:23 PM (7nYLv)

464 Ed Ames
Posted by: Don Black

And he had one helluva aim!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 13, 2024 02:23 PM (L/fGl)

465 Evening cartoons too: Top Cat, Alvin and the Chipmunks, The Flintstones, The Jetsons.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

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The seventies shows by comparison are by and large as if they are from a different planet. Same for movies.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2024 02:24 PM (7nYLv)

466 417 I am not white. But thanks!
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Look, it's not even necessarily about better or worse, as they emotionally try to frame it. it's about the nature of reality, and reality always gets the last word.

But one thing's for certain: if you're worrying about some bad-faith actor labeling you "racist," rather than worrying about what's true and carrying the banner of truth, then you're letting your enemies set the frame for you and they win by default.

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at August 13, 2024 02:25 PM (0Uf+z)

467 was amazed when I looked it up that Craig had hosted for 10 years starting in 2004-2014. Lost out to head up the Late Show and retired from it. Now hosts gameshows apparently along with writing novels and guest appearances in acting.

Multi talented guy from all accounts.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2024 01:59 PM

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Also an unapologetic lover of America who wrote a memoir about his naturalization

Posted by: Bigsmith at August 13, 2024 02:25 PM (1Au9i)

468 What are the ratings for those late-night talk shows? Do they actually move any needle? They all seem to be vanity progressive wank fests now.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 13, 2024 02:26 PM (sAmhv)

469 Surprised they let anyone in to the tapinng who wouldn’t blindly believe the media are impartial.

Posted by: IntrovertedElephocentricHypochondriac at August 13, 2024 02:29 PM (GLDV+)

470 was amazed when I looked it up that Craig had hosted for 10 years starting in 2004-2014. Lost out to head up the Late Show and retired from it. Now hosts gameshows apparently along with writing novels and guest appearances in acting.

Multi talented guy from all accounts.

Posted by: whig

Wished he could have done the Tonight Show after Jay. He could have brought it back the Johnny Carson glory.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 13, 2024 02:33 PM (6GRih)

471 >>I like Gutfield's show. I like legs. Gutfield has legs.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Do you like it when he slips on a pair of Crocs?

Posted by: Aviator at August 13, 2024 02:39 PM (HQ9Sl)

472 https://tinyurl.com/4s52n4cn
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Thank you for sharing Fen....reminds us to be grateful as we have so much.

Posted by: Cheri at August 13, 2024 02:55 PM (oiNtH)

473 Ferguson was pretty good as Mr. Wick on the Drew Carey show.

Posted by: Cheri at August 13, 2024 02:56 PM (oiNtH)

474 CNN(Communist news Network)has been Leftists Propaganda since Red Ted Turner created it

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 13, 2024 04:37 PM (wGqjj)

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Stephen Colbert Tells Kaitlin Collins That CNN Is "Objective" and "Just Reports the News As It Is."Even His Braindead Shitlib Audience Sees Through That.

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Stephen Colbert Tells Kaitlin Collins That CNN Is "Objective" and "Just Reports the News As It Is."
Even His Braindead Shitlib Audience Sees Through That.