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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Kamala Harris Picks Pro-Child-Mutilation, Pro-BLM-Insurrection Former Teacher Tim Walz as Her Running CuckHello everyone! I hope everyone's having a meaty, musky Tuesday. Kamala Harris' best VP pick would have been Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro. He's moderate -- um, by modern Democrat Party standards, leastaways -- and he's the governor of the tipping point state in this election. (A "tipping point" state is the state that's in the middle of the battleground states, politically -- it's where the election literally tips one way or the other.) He was the pick that scared me the most. Picking him would suggest that Kamala Harris is making a play for the middle. There was, of course, just one small problem with Shapiro: He's a Jew, and the antisemitic left hates Jews. Don't take my word for it -- here's Democrat Florida Representative Jared Moskowitz:![]() Vice President Kamala Harris, the Democratic Party's presidential nominee, on Tuesday named Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz as her running mate as she faces off against former President Trump in the 2024 election, Fox News Digital has confirmed. The naming of the 60-year-old Walz was not a shocker, as his name was instantly thought to be in contention in the two weeks since Harris succeeded President Biden as the party's standard-bearer. Walz, a former congressman, is in his second term as governor of Minnesota, a state that Democrats have reliably won in presidential elections for decades but that the Trump campaign has aimed at flipping this cycle. "I am proud to announce that I've asked @Tim_Walz to be my running mate," Harris officially announced on X Tuesday. "As a governor, a coach, a teacher, and a veteran, he's delivered for working families like his." She added: "It's great to have him on the team. Now let's get to work."Look at this list of "accomplishments:" Walz, the chair of the Democratic Governors Association, may also help Harris when it comes to bringing in campaign cash, as he has helped steer the DGA to record-breaking fundraising this year. The governor will also be able to showcase a slew of progressive policy victories in Minnesota, including protecting abortion rights, legalizing recreational marijuana and restricting gun access to curb shootings. Raised in rural Nebraska, Walz enlisted in the Army National Guard in 1981, soon after graduating from high school. Walz returned to Nebraska to attend Chadron State College, where he graduated in 1989 with a degree in social science education. He taught English and American History in China for one year through a program at Harvard University before being hired in 1990 as a high school teacher and football and basketball coach in Nebraska. Six years later, he moved to Mankato, Minnesota, to teach geography at Mankato West High.BTW, expect him to make a big deal out of his "war record." During the Gulf War, he served in... Italy. Whoa, that's what I call hazard duty. I know: "They also serve who only stand and wait." Agreed! I just don't want to hear that he's an "Iraq War (era) veteran. No more DaNang Dicks. Update: Whew, that was fast. @JackPosobiecEd Driscoll rounds up reactions from the right. He quotes Minnesotan (I think) John Hinderaker: As an American, I am horrified at Walz's selection. He is small-minded, mean-spirited man. In one way, he will fit in with the Harris ticket: he ran a basement campaign for re-election in 2022, refusing to show up for debates with Republican Scott Jensen after the first one went badly. So Jensen was left debating an empty chair. Walz's character defects are considerable, but let's leave it at this: he was largely responsible for the George Floyd riots that devastated Minneapolis and other cities, because he dithered for days rather than calling out the National Guard. By his own admission, he held off out of sympathy for the rioters' cause.Kyle Shideler says this is a bold strategy, Cotton, we'll have to see how it works out for them: Kyle Shideler ZitoSalenaUpdate: What I think this means is that Pelosi didn't want a VP candidate who could help win the White House -- she wanted a VP pick that would excite and solidify the leftwing base, and thus help Democrat Senators and Congressmen win their seats. Remember, that's what panicked Pelosi -- not that Biden was losing, but that he was losing so badly it was causing Democrats to tune out of the election. She feared losing 8 Senate seats. As for Josh Shapiro: He was so gutless, heartless, and thirsty for power he scrubbed his record of any unacceptable support for Israel: Christian Ron ColemanScumbag cuck and self-hating antisemite prick. Pro-Trump activists are going to make the very-pro-arson-and-racial-insurrection Tim Walz pay for his weidness:
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Morning Ace
Posted by: spypeach at August 06, 2024 11:52 AM (UuB/1) 2
In before Sponge!!!
Posted by: Gref at August 06, 2024 11:52 AM (Dzvaz) 3
He was the pick that scared me the most. Picking him would suggest that Kamala Harris is making a play for the middle.
Agreed. Shapiro is smarter than Walz, is a better politician than Walz, is from a critical swing state, and wasn't governor in 2020, so you can't show videos of buildings in your state burning on your watch. But the pro-Hamas wing of the Democratic Party is just to powerful to tolerate "Genocide Josh". Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 06, 2024 11:52 AM (uxCna) 4
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 11:52 AM (GBKbO) 5
Bill Jacobson of "Legal Insurrection" and his take on Walz pick. D's the anti Israel, anti Jewish Party:
https://tinyurl.com/bdzkcytx Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2024 11:54 AM (dTTBf) 6
Semi-commie.
Posted by: huerfano at August 06, 2024 11:54 AM (VGOMa) 7
A fat old cis white man.
Point that out whenever you can. Let the wedge of identity politics play itself out on the left. Posted by: FunkySeeFunkyDo at August 06, 2024 11:54 AM (PZ42z) 8
On brand
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 06, 2024 11:54 AM (N1DT3) 9
Question: Is part of the reason to pick waltz so he's an excuse to campaign on gorge floyd? In other words, are they trying to re-tap into the gorge floyd overdose energy? Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 11:56 AM (zI8tr) 10
SPONGE!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2024 11:56 AM (Wnv9h) 11
So....once again, she picks a white guy...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at August 06, 2024 11:57 AM (xcxpd) 12
Either these people will be roundly rejected by the American voter, or there will be a cheat.
One or the other. Posted by: BurtTC at August 06, 2024 11:57 AM (dGCAG) 13
In this election we have a very clear choice between further collapse or an attempt to stave it off.
Our media has a very clear job: make that clear choice appear at convoluted as possible. Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 06, 2024 11:57 AM (N1DT3) 14
Alt headline: "Walz, famous for burning down Minneapolis, now agrees to burn down his political career"
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 06, 2024 11:57 AM (tPAdw) 15
I already married a Jew I don’t want one as my running mate too!
Posted by: Kamala at August 06, 2024 11:57 AM (Y8lzz) 16
Kamala was never going to pick a VP who had a chance of overshadowing her. And that's not hard to do. Shapiro would have made her look even dumber and more foolish than she is. Walz will be told to be an attack dunce. He has no problem losing this time. He will never have a shot at the 2028 Prez nomination. YOLO.
Posted by: Gref at August 06, 2024 11:57 AM (Dzvaz) 17
Shows that the Left will continue in disarray as they double and quadruple with poor decisions on their ticket.
Obama had to marry Michelle to fix his personal black/white conundrum (shudders). Kamala did the opposite and has no street cred. Black men already hate her. She can run, but after Labor Day she can't hide. If a single crisis hits, with Joe "lost in the Russian plane," she'll be totally exposed. Posted by: Ignoramus at August 06, 2024 11:58 AM (Gse2f) 18
Per Twitter: Waltz once pretended to be deaf to get out of a DUI. 96 in a 55.
Posted by: Ktgreat at August 06, 2024 11:58 AM (ei7q6) 19
Kamala's staff picked this guy for her. They're rabidly anti-Jew.
If they pull off another cheat guess what the administration is going to look like. If you guessed "like Hamas" you'd be correct. Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2024 11:58 AM (Q4IgG) 20
I see that the Trump campaign is really fighting back against the "R's are weird" attacks. Good for them.
Walz was also another mask king/ Keep the schools closed Governor. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2024 11:58 AM (dTTBf) 21
They can't win without the muslim vote and they would lose Michigan and Minesota if she picked shapiro even though he would most likely deliver Pennsylvania to the dems.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 06, 2024 11:58 AM (QNSds) 22
Live from the Winterland Ballroom, The Last Walz.
Posted by: Dirac_Delta at August 06, 2024 11:58 AM (JSF6W) 23
Here's a very short clip of camala acting both stupid and fake-tough: https://youtu.be/MqxerBdK8Ko?si=3QW-1ZGbLWDvyrIE Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 11:59 AM (zI8tr) 24
A fat old cis white man.
Point that out whenever you can. Let the wedge of identity politics play itself out on the left. Posted by: FunkySeeFunkyDo at August 06, 2024 11:54 AM (PZ42z) I thought he was a closeted gay? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2024 11:59 AM (G2NPp) 25
As for Josh Shapiro: He was so gutless, heartless, and thirsty for power he scrubbed his record of any unacceptable support for Israel: I hope it's only a rumor he had his foreskin reinstalled. Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 06, 2024 11:59 AM (RKVpM) 26
so does mean they know they can steal PA, and are just shoring up the muslim vote?
Posted by: spypeach at August 06, 2024 11:59 AM (UuB/1) 27
Odds on Waltz ALSO banging his nanny and knocking her up?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at August 06, 2024 11:59 AM (xcxpd) 28
Either these people will be roundly rejected by the American voter, or there will be a cheat.
One or the other. Posted by: BurtTC at August 06, 2024 11:57 AM (dGCAG) It can be both. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 06, 2024 12:00 PM (Q0kLU) 29
Ron Coleman. Serving up some Cruelty.
Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 12:00 PM (X1WfU) 30
He's a teacher and a veteran!
Posted by: fd at August 06, 2024 12:00 PM (vFG9F) 31
I thought she picked Christoph Waltz so he could don his Nazi uniform and get the formalities overwith.
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 12:00 PM (lmY9R) 32
I hope it's only a rumor he had his foreskin reinstalled.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 06, 2024 *** I don't know, but he *was* spotted coming out of Home Depot with a purchase of Crazy Glue . . . Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 06, 2024 12:00 PM (J2vNu) 33
A fat old cis white man.
Point that out whenever you can. Let the wedge of identity politics play itself out on the left. Posted by: FunkySeeFunkyDo at August 06, 2024 11:54 AM (PZ42z) I thought he was a closeted gay? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon If he is, he'll have to come out to beat the old white guy label -- or even as a cross-dresser. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2024 12:01 PM (VNX3d) 34
It's all about "support for Israel," don't you know. Wink.
Eh- I think that the Democratic Party would still support an AsAJew, who was forthright in his support of the destruction of the State of Israel. But Shapiro is a Zionist, and even with his denunciations of Bibi, and his support for the ludicrous "two-state solution", wasn't enough to satisfy the Jew-haters. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 06, 2024 12:01 PM (uxCna) 35
Obama cannot be behind this. He was (supposedly) yelling they needed to get back to the center. We need to start highlighting how Europe is running away from transgender youth. That we are the only country doing this crap now. We need to highlight the flight from Minnesota to South and North Dakota. We need commercial after commercial showing the rioting and remind everyone on Main Street this is the result.
And Nancy Pelosi is truly the devil. I am convinced of it. Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 12:01 PM (2N3ca) 36
28th!!!!
Posted by: tankdemon at August 06, 2024 12:01 PM (4zwtv) 37
Fox "News" Radio is giddy.
Posted by: fd at August 06, 2024 12:01 PM (vFG9F) 38
The insane anti-Istael sentiment on the left is mind boggling.
Posted by: I identify as a Hippopotamus at August 06, 2024 12:01 PM (z0nvA) 39
>>I know: "They also serve who only stand and wait." Agreed! I just don't want to hear that he's an "Iraq War (era) veteran. No more DaNang Dicks.
If some of the stuff coming out about his service are true you are going to hear worse about what he did than Dick. Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2024 12:01 PM (LkLld) 40
>> Walz returned to Nebraska to attend Chadron State College, where he graduated in 1989 with a degree in social science education.
This the part of the Walz bio that explains why he’s a commie. Higher education has been captured for decades… especially outside of STEM BTW, I’m relieved about this pick. It’s weak… Shapiro would’ve been much better for the Dems I think as ace points out…. Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2024 12:01 PM (/iXAp) 41
It seems that the Dems never thought about the "weird" label being turned on them. They should have.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 12:02 PM (xCA6C) 42
Walz, from the frozen sub zero north. Which will come in handy to avoid upstaging a zero like Kamala.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 12:02 PM (tT6L1) 43
Either these people will be roundly rejected by the American voter, or there will be a cheat.
They are definitely going to try to steal, this is their hail mary progressive ticket, they have nothing to lose by going for the big cheat. I don't even think they are trying to hide it. Posted by: spypeach at August 06, 2024 12:02 PM (UuB/1) 44
I woke up with a smile today!
Walz is a terrible pick for Kamala. I think Shapiro would have delivered PA and locked out Trump from the WH. Mark Kelly could have trotted out his shot wife. Walz is a weirdo that makes your skin crawl and has an insanely liberal record. His line about investing in 30 foot ladders to get over Trump's wall will haunt the Democrats. Posted by: Lacra at August 06, 2024 12:02 PM (4pwAx) 45
What is hysterical is that they refused to even consider ANY running mate that wasn't a White Guy.
Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 12:02 PM (X1WfU) Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 06, 2024 12:02 PM (QNSds) 47
26 so does mean they know they can steal PA, and are just shoring up the muslim vote?
Posted by: spypeach at August Nancy is behind the steal. Hakeem is not going to be able to carrying the iron fist she has. I wish she had decided to go retire with Biden. But guess not. Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 12:02 PM (2N3ca) 48
I hope it's only a rumor he had his foreskin reinstalled.
Now he has to replace all the kippahs and tefillins that he burned. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 06, 2024 12:02 PM (uxCna) 49
Obama doesn't do anything. He follows his puppetteers.
Maybe they think we're ready for full on open leftardism to be fisted upon us. Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 12:03 PM (lmY9R) 50
Odds on Waltz ALSO banging his nanny and knocking her up?
You mean now, for extra credibility with the crowd who thinks that's a perfectly fine thing to do? Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2024 12:03 PM (/y8xj) 51
walz looks like bernie sanders' gay younger brother Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 12:03 PM (zI8tr) 52
49 Obama doesn't do anything. He follows his puppetteers.
Maybe they think we're ready for full on open leftardism to be fisted upon us. Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 12:03 PM (lmY9R) yep Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at August 06, 2024 12:03 PM (xcxpd) Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 12:03 PM (X1WfU) Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2024 12:04 PM (+oR7L) 55
Update: What I think this means is that Pelosi didn't want a VP candidate who could help win the White House -- she wanted a VP pick that would excite and solidify the leftwing base, and thus help Democrat Senators and Congressmen win their seats. Remember, that's what panicked Pelosi -- not that Biden was losing, but that he was losing so badly it was causing Democrats to tune out of the election. She feared losing 8 Senate seats.
======== Sometimes you see something from someone who's been in politics for their whole lives that just feels so off base from reality that it flummoxes me. Down ballot races are dictated by either overwhelming national forces or local issues, and as time goes on and split balloting goes away as a general practice, it's more of the former than the latter. A VP that makes trannies and rioters happy doesn't address any of that. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 12:04 PM (GBKbO) 56
Update: What I think this means is that Pelosi didn't want a VP candidate who could help win the White House -- she wanted a VP pick that would excite and solidify the leftwing base, and thus help Democrat Senators and Congressmen win their seats. Remember, that's what panicked Pelosi -- not that Biden was losing, but that he was losing so badly it was causing Democrats to tune out of the election. She feared losing 8 Senate seats.
Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 12:04 PM (KRtlO) 57
Elect me, and there will be tampon dispensers in every high school boys bathroom in America!
Posted by: The Last Walz! at August 06, 2024 12:04 PM (uxCna) 58
Best (from my pov) thing about Tim Walz is that he looks old.
Kamala next to another old white guy Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 06, 2024 12:04 PM (EGSGm) 59
Yea, he's a beauty.
@GovTimWalz · Feb 5, 2019 Diversity, inclusion, and equity are core values of #OneMinnesota, and we’re excited to announce that the Governor’s Office is hiring for the role of Chief Inclusion Officer. I look forward to working closely with our CIO to ensure every aspect of our work advances equity in MN. Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2024 12:04 PM (LkLld) 60
41 It seems that the Dems never thought about the "weird" label being turned on them. They should have.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 12:02 PM (xCA6C) For some reason, I don't think the party of LGBQTXYZ++!2364 has any relation to reality. Their definition of weird is not being able to talk to a five-year-old boy about giving head. They pretend to think drag queens are the pinnacle of civilization. These are deeply broken people. They consider nothing. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 06, 2024 12:05 PM (KbCG3) 61
Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 12:04 PM (KRtlO)
====== I have stolen the time machine and taken it for a joyride. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 12:05 PM (GBKbO) 62
Walz also has a daughter who is completely pro-Antifa.
Posted by: The Last Walz! at August 06, 2024 12:05 PM (uxCna) 63
It's about the islamist bribery money.
Posted by: davidt at August 06, 2024 12:05 PM (i0F8b) 64
"walz looks like bernie sanders' gay younger brother
Posted by: Soothsayer" He's got Bernie's endorsement too. If the Pubs can't point out these people marxist socialists commie views they deserve to lose. Posted by: fd at August 06, 2024 12:05 PM (vFG9F) 65
Kammy the Kommie/Timmy the Dhimmi 2024!
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at August 06, 2024 12:05 PM (lY72Y) 66
Walz returned to Nebraska to attend Chadron State College
I'll bet their biggest offensive lineman is called the Large Chadron Collider. Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 12:05 PM (xCA6C) 67
DeVry wouldn't accept him, huh?
Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 12:03 PM (X1WfU) DeVry expects their students to work, and to want to work. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2024 12:05 PM (G2NPp) 68
TW, expect him to make a big deal out of his "war record." During the Iraq War, he served in... Italy. Whoa, that's what I call hazard duty.
I too was stationed in Italy and for me, it was hazardous duty. Not from any combat action, but for being a blonde, young female. So Barack picks the old, white, grumpy dunce Biden, and Kamala picks an older, white, grumpy dunce Walz. Did she really pick him or was this Obama. There have been rumors for years that at Man's Country in Chicago, Obama always liked an old, white guy to service him. Posted by: Cheri at August 06, 2024 12:05 PM (oiNtH) 69
18 Per Twitter: Waltz once pretended to be deaf to get out of a DUI. 96 in a 55.
Posted by: Ktgreat at August 06, 2024 11:58 AM (ei7q6) If it worked, that begrudgingly earns him one poi t of respect. It would also mean that the cop who was fooled should probably not be patrolling the streets. Posted by: tankdemon at August 06, 2024 12:06 PM (4zwtv) 70
Throw the Jew down the well!
Posted by: The Democrats! at August 06, 2024 12:06 PM (uxCna) 71
I think Shapiro withdrew his name at the last minute.
He got to enjoy the media buzz for a few weeks without any downside. He knew Kamala is going down big time, (pun intended), and doesn't want that on his resume. He was never going to be her running mate. He is looking at 2028. Posted by: Charles Martel at August 06, 2024 12:06 PM (smrxK) 72
27 Odds on Waltz ALSO banging his nanny and knocking her up?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards ====== Waltz would be banging the manny and transing children. Democrat scandals are cutting edge and leave pedestrian peccadilloes like sex or money to the GOP. Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 12:06 PM (qdbNv) 73
Under his watch, Minnesota changed the state flag to something similar to the Somalian flag, only more retarded.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 06, 2024 12:06 PM (CwhoI) 74
56 Update: What I think this means is that Pelosi didn't want a VP candidate who could help win the White House -- she wanted a VP pick that would excite and solidify the leftwing base, and thus help Democrat Senators and Congressmen win their seats. Remember, that's what panicked Pelosi -- not that Biden was losing, but that he was losing so badly it was causing Democrats to tune out of the election. She feared losing 8 Senate seats.
Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 12:04 PM (KRtlO) As Kamala tracks to the center, Walz gets selected as VP nom. I think you're right. Walz is the wink and nod to the base that everything is proceeding as planned, you just need to show up and make it so. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 06, 2024 12:06 PM (KbCG3) 75
I hope that Shapiro is so pissed off by this snub that he lets PA have an honest election
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 06, 2024 12:06 PM (EGSGm) 76
"Progressives" posted many videos shrieking about the leak that claimed that Harris had indeed chosen Shapiro, hoping that if they were "loud enough," as one leftwing female black TikTokfluencer said, they could drive him off the ticket like the drove "Joe Biden out."
------------- They had #GenocideJosh trending on Xwitter ... Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at August 06, 2024 12:07 PM (lY72Y) 77
Live from the Winterland Ballroom, The Last Walz.
Posted by: Dirac_Delta at August 06, 2024 11:58 AM Live from the Surf Ballroom, The Day the Campaign Died. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2024 12:07 PM (kgE5c) 78
Repost from this morning of my take on it.
https://bit.ly/3X3kThL I called this one two weeks ago. Also: 1) Her best pick was Fetterman. He is the most popular politician in PA, and has a national reputation that could have peeled away some votes. 2) Shapiro is an ambitious and vindictive prick. His personal ambitions are now served by Harris losing PA. Much like Whitmer's. Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 06, 2024 12:07 PM (WKwA2) 79
There have been rumors for years that at Man's Country in Chicago, Obama always liked an old, white guy to service him.
It's part of reparations! Posted by: Bathhouse Barry! at August 06, 2024 12:07 PM (uxCna) 80
Before I decide what to think of Walz's service, I'm gonna need to hear from someone who was deep in the shit, like David French.
Posted by: Cucktastic Beasts and Where to Find Them at August 06, 2024 12:07 PM (28AwC) 81
VOTE JUDENFREI
Posted by: The Democrat Party at August 06, 2024 12:07 PM (WBQfF) 82
Vanessa Redgrave, we hardly knew ye.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 06, 2024 12:07 PM (PDf99) 83
Update: What I think this means is that Pelosi didn't want a VP candidate who could help win the White House -- she wanted a VP pick that would excite and solidify the leftwing base, and thus help Democrat Senators and Congressmen win their seats. Remember, that's what panicked Pelosi -- not that Biden was losing, but that he was losing so badly it was causing Democrats to tune out of the election. She feared losing 8 Senate seats.
I think you're right, but that Pelosi was being too clever by half. This ticket is McGovernesque, and IMHO, will cost them bigly. Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 12:07 PM (xCA6C) 84
BTW, I’m relieved about this pick. It’s weak… Shapiro would’ve been much better for the Dems I think as ace points out….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2024 12:01 PM The same for me. shapiro would have given them PA and they could have possibly held on to MI and MN with the big cheat. And with PA in her pocket she had a fair chance of winning in November. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 06, 2024 12:07 PM (QNSds) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 06, 2024 12:07 PM (RU4sa) 86
>>>Waltz once pretended to be deaf to get out of a DUI. 96 in a 55.
You mean that wasn't him in Tommy Boy screaming about bees? Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 06, 2024 12:07 PM (CwhoI) 87
Hi SMH!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 12:08 PM (tT6L1) 88
I wonder if Coconut will divorce her Jew husband just to make this a complete Hamas ticket?
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at August 06, 2024 12:08 PM (DBZuM) 89
78 2) Shapiro is an ambitious and vindictive prick. His personal ambitions are now served by Harris losing PA. Much like Whitmer's.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 06, 2024 12:07 PM (WKwA2) ======== I'm not gonna hold my breath, but I may cross my fingers. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 12:08 PM (GBKbO) 90
I'll change the American Flag, too!
Posted by: The Last Walz! at August 06, 2024 12:08 PM (uxCna) 91
The term "self-gassing Jew" is more than a bit hard, but still apt when describing a Democratic constituency. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2024 12:08 PM (1Nxff) 92
Hi, blake.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 06, 2024 12:08 PM (DPVkC) 93
Waltz would be banging the manny and transing children. Democrat scandals are cutting edge and leave pedestrian peccadilloes like sex or money to the GOP.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 12:06 PM That's either brilliant, or the best typo in a while. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2024 12:08 PM (kgE5c) 94
... and restricting gun access to curb shootings.
-------------- WTF? You're not allowed to shoot curbs now in Minnesota? Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at August 06, 2024 12:08 PM (lY72Y) 95
Ron Coleman
@RonColeman Poor @JoshShapiroPA stitched his foreskin back on for nothing LMAO at this, does that make me a bad person? Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 06, 2024 12:08 PM (N39Ws) 96
55, 56 — The order of these two comments seem time-inverted. Disruption in the space time continuum?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2024 12:09 PM (/iXAp) 97
I really think Pelosi is most concerned about avoiding the Menendez Treatment.
Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 12:09 PM (X1WfU) 98
Josh Shapiro has a big Covering Up Homicide on Behalf of His Friends problem that’s about to blow up on the interwebs.
Posted by: kallisto at August 06, 2024 12:09 PM (SKSx/) Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2024 12:09 PM (+oR7L) 100
Walz looks exactly like how I would expect an extreme white leftist piece of shit garbage fuckbag communist to look
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at August 06, 2024 12:10 PM (DBZuM) 101
I'll change the American Flag, too!
Posted by: The Last Walz! at August 06, 2024 12:08 PM (uxCna) ---------------- Don't forget to add the purple stripe for "Pedo Pride." Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at August 06, 2024 12:10 PM (lY72Y) 102
I too was stationed in Italy and for me, it was hazardous duty. Not from any combat action, but for being a blonde, young female.
You know the rule. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 06, 2024 12:10 PM (Q0kLU) 103
88 I wonder if Coconut will divorce her Jew husband just to make this a complete Hamas ticket?
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at August 06, 2024 12:08 PM (DBZuM) ------------ It would be too bad. You can't help but have a grudging respect for a dude who was dicking the household help. That's what the French call joie de vivre. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 06, 2024 12:10 PM (WBQfF) 104
72 27 Odds on Waltz ALSO banging his nanny and knocking her up?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards ====== Waltz would be banging the manny and transing children. Democrat scandals are cutting edge and leave pedestrian peccadilloes like sex or money to the GOP. Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 12:06 PM (qdbNv) Oh they ALSO love perversion and money Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at August 06, 2024 12:10 PM (xcxpd) 105
There would have been without a doubt riots erupt at the DNC if Shapiro had been on the ticket. Hell, there still may be albeit less intense ones. The fear was it would scare off the LIV's.
A few things: 1. They still might switch out Harris, don't discount it. 2. They still might switch out Waltz for another Gentile; and 3. You are right that this whole clusterfuck is aimed to stop downballot llosses. That's not to say the Dems won't try to win/steal the presidency--they will--but the goal is to stop the bleeding. The jury is still out there, too. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 06, 2024 12:10 PM (KSNKu) 106
McGovern used to run a newspaper and coffee house here. I used to go in and mock him regularly.
He actually took it quite well. Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 12:10 PM (X1WfU) 107
Walz looks exactly like how I would expect an extreme white leftist piece of shit garbage fuckbag communist to look
He looks like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 12:10 PM (xCA6C) 108
They had to get an old white guy on the ticket to counteract all that soul on the ticket. She too gangsta.
Posted by: Mayonnaise Studies Graduate at August 06, 2024 12:11 PM (28AwC) 109
Now, I'm going to go over to Commentary magazine - I'm sure that their comments are sulfurous.
I'm sure that Podhoretz wanted Shapiro on the ticket, so he would have an excuse to support the Democrats over evil Trump. Now, he's got nothing. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 06, 2024 12:11 PM (uxCna) 110
Walz looks exactly like how I would expect an extreme white leftist piece of shit garbage fuckbag communist to look
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger == yep, my thoughts exactly. He's looks the type that you dont want to take the Boy Scout troop into the woods. Posted by: Lacra at August 06, 2024 12:11 PM (4pwAx) 111
Serious question- we all seem to acknowledge that the Dems are now the party of antisemitism, but, honestly, what percentage of American Jess are going to pull the lever for Kamala in November?
Posted by: tankdemon at August 06, 2024 12:11 PM (4zwtv) 112
There's only been one time when the (D)'s won the Presidency without winning Pennsylvania. / Some dude on Benny Johnson Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 06, 2024 12:11 PM (RKVpM) 113
The party of diversity sure likes them some old white guys.
Posted by: fd at August 06, 2024 12:11 PM (vFG9F) 114
I think Pelosi is probably one of the cabal that's actually running the country. Certainly she's on the governing board.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2024 12:12 PM (Q4IgG) 115
What the heck is social science education?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2024 12:12 PM (63Dwl) 116
113 The party of diversity sure likes them some old white guys.
Posted by: fd at August 06, 2024 12:11 PM (vFG9F) ========= And they can only get people of color on top of the ticket by ignoring their own voters. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 12:12 PM (GBKbO) 117
McGovern used to run a newspaper and coffee house here. __________ I understand he was amazed to learn how hard it was to keep a business afloat. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2024 12:12 PM (1Nxff) 118
Down ballot races are dictated by either overwhelming national forces or local issues, and as time goes on and split balloting goes away as a general practice, it's more of the former than the latter.
A VP that makes trannies and rioters happy doesn't address any of that. Posted by: TheJamesMadison ========= Could be the Goldwater tactic in 1964. The GOP establishment wanted Goldwater blown out of the water in order to return the party control to its establishment ways. The Rockefellers, Romneys, and Scrantons were willing to sacrifice chunks of their own party officeholders in Congress in order to thwart populism. McConnell on a smaller scale, has done the same thing to the Tea Party and to any popular Senate candidate to the right and tried to replace those candidates with corporate drone types or party switchers. Ryan and his co conspirators did likewise to thwart the Right. McCarthy tried to emulate McConnell but apparently failed to get his revenge on those that ousted him. Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 12:12 PM (qdbNv) 119
Repost from this morning of my take on it.
https://bit.ly/3X3kThL Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 06, 2024 12:07 PM (WKwA2) - Will not click. It's not the same when you don't break the margins. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2024 12:12 PM (5nIWD) 120
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 12:04 PM (GBKbO)
ah, the arrogance of youth.... Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 12:12 PM (V13WU) 121
Don't take my word for it -- here's Democrat Florida Representative Jared Moskowitz...
I wonder how many Jewish Democrat members of Congress will suddenly convert to NeoCon 2.0 over their long-standing and deep-seated conviction that they should keep their job... or will they ride the blue wave until it buries them. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2024 12:12 PM (U7wke) 122
He looks like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
********** They have chosen the form of their destructor (of their own party) Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at August 06, 2024 12:13 PM (DBZuM) 123
For what it's worth, Lake is hammering Gallego, her opponent for AZ Senator, about the border and tying him to Kamala's disastrous border policies.
I'm hoping this is part of a broader strategy in all GOP races. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 12:13 PM (tT6L1) 124
Que the Minnesota Nice ads!
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 12:13 PM (2N3ca) 125
>>what percentage of American Jess are going to pull the lever for Kamala in November?
A large percentage of practicing Jews will not. A larger percentage of heritage jews will. Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 12:13 PM (X1WfU) 126
@RonColeman
Poor @JoshShapiroPA stitched his foreskin back on for nothing I'm both laughing and wincing at this. Posted by: Ian S. at August 06, 2024 12:13 PM (2ocoG) 127
It's self-preservation. If she pick someone that is viable, and/or it's someone that is foisted on her by Obama, she too might find herself short a few agents/sniper in her Secret Service detail.
Posted by: JKL at August 06, 2024 12:13 PM (7XaNu) 128
Now, I'm going to go over to Commentary magazine - I'm sure that their comments are sulfurous.
Nothing yet - Podhoretz is still working on his opus. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 06, 2024 12:13 PM (uxCna) 129
>>>Update: What I think this means is that Pelosi didn't want a VP candidate who could help win the White House -- she wanted a VP pick that would excite and solidify the leftwing base, and thus help Democrat Senators and Congressmen win their seats. Remember, that's what panicked Pelosi -- not that Biden was losing, but that he was losing so badly it was causing Democrats to tune out of the election. She feared losing 8 Senate seats.
If the GOP wises up (I know, I know) and starts pointing out just how radical Walz is, I wouldn't be so sure that works out for them. Heck, he's already getting savaged on Twitter for the George Floyd Summer of Love. Posted by: Dr. T at August 06, 2024 12:13 PM (MbSfH) 130
What the heck is social science education?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2024 12:12 PM (63Dwl) The art of grooming children. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2024 12:13 PM (G2NPp) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2024 12:13 PM (1Nxff) Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 12:13 PM (2N3ca) 133
They should play this quote on a loop:
"Don't ever shy away from our progressive values. One person's socialism is another person's neighborliness." Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 06, 2024 12:13 PM (CwhoI) 134
He's looks the type that you dont want to take the Boy Scout troop into the woods.
Posted by: Lacra ====== Girl Scouts though would probably be fine. Walz is down with perversion but not a personal threat to them. Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 12:13 PM (qdbNv) 135
46 Look at Ace coming to work early.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 06, 2024 12:02 PM (QNSds) Punctuality shows good character. Posted by: tankdemon at August 06, 2024 12:13 PM (4zwtv) 136
what percentage of American Jess are going to pull the lever for Kamala in November? Posted by: tankdemon Ask Montec. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2024 12:13 PM (63Dwl) 137
I wonder if Coconut will divorce her Jew husband just to make this a complete Hamas ticket?
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at August 06, 2024 12:08 PM (DBZuM) --------------- Louis Farrakhan is extremely tanned, rested, and ready to service as First Gentleman! Mrs. Farrakhan/Walz 2024 -- The Dance of The Devil in the Pale Moonlight! Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at August 06, 2024 12:13 PM (lY72Y) 138
McGovern used to run a newspaper and coffee house here. I used to go in and mock him regularly.
He actually took it quite well. He was a commie, but also a WWII Fifteenth AF pilot. That took guts. He volunteered for the U.S. Army Air Forces upon the country's entry into World War II. As a B-24 Liberator pilot, he flew 35 missions over German-occupied Europe from a base in Italy. Among the medals he received was a Distinguished Flying Cross for making a hazardous emergency landing of his damaged plane and saving his crew. Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 12:13 PM (xCA6C) 139
Generally, a VP pick doesn't "expand the map."
What they are intended for, is to consolidate the factions in the party. "Favored son" is over-hyped as it lacks any results. Palz is a sop to the radical left. As noted, he oversaw fundraising. And fundraising for Kamaila has dried up. (I don't recall any news stories as to any recent fundraising events for her; and the big splash when she was anointed was merely pent-up, scheduled donations that were released, not new funds. Also, before Joe announced, a little-noticed story was a pitch to big-time donors to swing them to her. She showed up for 3 minutes via Zoom, made a recycled ask for funds to Biden-Harris and bounced.) But the radical left are suckers for fearmongering email fundraising. This tells me the polling from 3 weeks ago hasn't changed and there's a bloodbath down-ticket they're trying to staunch. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2024 12:13 PM (l3206) 140
AG
@AGHamilton29 The last time Harris and Walz teamed up was when he allowed rioters to burn down half of Minneapolis and then she raised money to bail them out. 8:03 AM · Aug 6, 2024 Max @MaxNordau Send that line to the Trump campaign. AG @AGHamilton29 5m Looks like someone saw https://tinyurl.com/3sykm9ne Posted by: redridinghood at August 06, 2024 12:13 PM (NpAcC) 141
Remember that little pipsqueak cocksucker "mayor" of Minneapolis who tried to join the blm riots but was soundly rejected and chased off? Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 12:13 PM (ksF5f) 142
Ace, I hope you will have a shelving update for us later.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 06, 2024 12:14 PM (v6JzV) Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2024 12:14 PM (+oR7L) 144
119 Repost from this morning of my take on it.
https://bit.ly/3X3kThL Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 06, 2024 12:07 PM (WKwA2) - Will not click. It's not the same when you don't break the margins. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2024 12:12 PM (5nIWD) No boobs ![]() Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at August 06, 2024 12:14 PM (xcxpd) 145
For what it's worth, Lake is hammering Gallego, her opponent for AZ Senator, about the border and tying him to Kamala's disastrous border policies.
I'm hoping this is part of a broader strategy in all GOP races. Trump is also running TV ads about Kamala and the border, so it does seem to at least be a common strategy. Posted by: Ian S. at August 06, 2024 12:14 PM (2ocoG) 146
"One person's socialism is another person's neighborliness."
I'm not really that fond of my neighbors. Posted by: fd at August 06, 2024 12:14 PM (vFG9F) 147
>>I understand he was amazed to learn how hard it was to keep a business afloat.
There was NO way he made enough to keep the doors open. I got the feeling it was just a hobby for him to have something to do each day. Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 12:14 PM (X1WfU) 148
People remember that Minnesota was "ground zero" for ALL the riots in 2020. Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 12:14 PM (ksF5f) 149
[snip]
Among the medals he [McGovern] received was a Distinguished Flying Cross for making a hazardous emergency landing of his damaged plane and saving his crew. Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 12:13 PM (xCA6C) -------------- Well, he was no Juan McCain ... Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at August 06, 2024 12:15 PM (lY72Y) 150
Everyone who wants the United States to look like California and Minnesota, please raise your hands!
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 12:15 PM (Kcw7x) 151
Maybe I should be neighborly and go take their stuff.
Posted by: fd at August 06, 2024 12:15 PM (vFG9F) 152
Kamala from Montreal and Walz from Minnesota. The All-Frozen ticket.
Posted by: Ice Fisherman Vote Locked Up at August 06, 2024 12:15 PM (CV8a5) 153
I wonder if Coconut will divorce her Jew husband just to make this a complete Hamas ticket?
Kamala still hasn't said anything about her husband diddling the nanny. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 06, 2024 12:15 PM (uxCna) 154
People remember that Minnesota was "ground zero" for ALL the riots in 2020.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 12:14 PM (ksF5f) ------------ Emhoff/Walz 2024 -- Make Minneapolis Burn Again! Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at August 06, 2024 12:15 PM (lY72Y) 155
110 Walz looks exactly like how I would expect an extreme white leftist piece of shit garbage fuckbag communist to look
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger == yep, my thoughts exactly. He's looks the type that you dont want to take the Boy Scout troop into the woods. Posted by: Lacra at August 06, 2024 12:11 PM (4pwAx) Not if you wanted their genitals and rectums intact. Posted by: Evil degenerates these Democrats at August 06, 2024 12:15 PM (q1Zxb) 156
@GovTimWalz
Feb 5, 2019 Diversity, inclusion, and equity are core values of #OneMinnesota, and we’re excited to announce that the Governor’s Office is hiring for the role of Chief Inclusion Officer. So is this the first time that someone has picked a DEI hire as his own boss? Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2024 12:15 PM (/y8xj) 157
Mark, if you are here, a quick opinion, if you have one, on the Eddie Murphy vehicle, The Distinguished Gentleman, would be appreciated.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 12:15 PM (GBKbO) 158
Carjackers For Walz!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 06, 2024 12:16 PM (uxCna) 159
LOL, Trump is now calling her "Kamabla"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2024 12:16 PM (l3206) Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2024 12:16 PM (U7wke) 161
Question: Is part of the reason to pick waltz so he's an excuse to campaign on gorge floyd? Walz: "Senator, I lived near Gorge Floyd, I spoke with Gorge Floyd. Gorge Floyd was a friend of mine. Senator, I knew Gorge Floyd, and you, Senator, are no Gorge Floyd." Vance: "Um ... okay." Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 06, 2024 12:16 PM (xG4kz) 162
Trump needs to blanket Wisconsin with pics of Walz in a Vikings jersey.
They take that rivalry seriously. Posted by: Lacra at August 06, 2024 12:16 PM (4pwAx) Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 12:16 PM (xCA6C) 164
Shapiro doesnt control the PA machine. The Philly freaks do.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 06, 2024 12:16 PM (7PziG) 165
"One person's socialism is another person's neighborliness."
I'm not really that fond of my neighbors. Posted by: fd at August 06, 2024 12:14 PM (vFG9F) - Then inform on them. Who's you community organizer? Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2024 12:16 PM (5nIWD) 166
I hope everyone's having a meaty, musky Tuesday. Not me, guv. I'm having a meaty, beaty, big, and bouncy Tuesday. Cheers. Posted by: naturalfake,The Long-Lost Fifth Member of The Who at August 06, 2024 12:16 PM (eDfFs) 167
98 Josh Shapiro has a big Covering Up Homicide on Behalf of His Friends problem that’s about to blow up on the interwebs.
Posted by: kallisto People commit suicide by stabbing themselves front and back before and after they die ALL THE TIME Also calling 2 relatives who happen to be lawyers BEFORE calling 911 is totally normal when you discover your dead fiancée's body Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 06, 2024 12:16 PM (EGSGm) 168
I don't know what the latest political fad is with regards to making your opponent "weird".
I know the Democrats started it with their attacks on Vance but... I donno... doesn't seem like that hard-hitting of an attack to me. Posted by: Defenestratus at August 06, 2024 12:17 PM (dGj+v) 169
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what percentage of American Jess are going to pull the lever for Kamala in November? Posted by: tankdemon Ask Montec. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2024 12:13 PM (63Dwl) I'd say we'll see, but we probably won't. We don't get honest data about anything anymore. Posted by: Mayonnaise Studies Graduate at August 06, 2024 12:17 PM (28AwC) 170
So Kamala the Kackler with a Jewish husband rejected a Jew and instead went for a guy with a German name?
German.. .Jew.. German... Jew. Hmmm. What is this reminding me of? Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 12:17 PM (Kcw7x) 171
But the radical left are suckers for fearmongering email fundraising. This tells me the polling from 3 weeks ago hasn't changed and there's a bloodbath down-ticket they're trying to staunch. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2024 12:13 PM (l3206) --------------------- Maybe Repub AGs looking into ActBlue will dampen the money laundering scheme for the remainder of the year. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 06, 2024 12:17 PM (7YfSa) 172
Everyone who wants the United States to look like California and Minnesota, please raise your hands!
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 12:15 PM (Kcw7x) ------------- Califzuela and Minnesomalia FTW! Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at August 06, 2024 12:17 PM (lY72Y) 173
I can't wait to see the snips for the DU today.
Posted by: spypeach at August 06, 2024 12:17 PM (UuB/1) 174
I hope everyone's having a meaty, musky Tuesday.
Not me, guv. I'm having a meaty, beaty, big, and bouncy Tuesday. Cheers. Posted by: naturalfake Homemade jerky Tuesday.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices 175
That Ron Coleman Tweet made me LOL
Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2024 12:17 PM (HJ9BW) 176
Isn't it amazing that the FBI was able to identify every grandmother within a couple of miles of the Capitol on January 6th, but still has no idea who burned down the police station in Minneapolis?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 06, 2024 12:17 PM (uxCna) 177
>>>That's what the French call joie de vivre.
here's one I like: "cinq a sept." Five to seven. that's an affair you have just after working hours, from 5pm to 7pm, when you can claim you're "working late." Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 12:17 PM (KRtlO) 178
Will not click. It's not the same when you don't break the margins. I wonder if CDB put a space in the link, cause when I saw it it should not have been even close to margin busting. Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 06, 2024 12:18 PM (RKVpM) 179
Alt headline: "Walz, famous for burning down Minneapolis, now agrees to burn down his political career"
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 06, 2024 11:57 AM (tPAdw) He won't step down as Governor to run for VP. From his perspective, it's risk-free. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2024 12:18 PM (U7wke) 180
They had to get an old white guy on the ticket to counteract all that soul on the ticket. She too gangsta.
I worked with a very proper petite Indian woman at one point and she told me her guilty pleasure while she was driving was to listen to gangster rap and sing along and...the mental image was hilarious. Kamel Toe listening to Tupac, supposedly, brings up a similar image. Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2024 12:18 PM (oZhjI) 181
Serious question- we all seem to acknowledge that the Dems are now the party of antisemitism, but, honestly, what percentage of American Jess are going to pull the lever for Kamala in November?
Posted by: tankdemon ---- Per Sienna Trump is winning Jews 50/49... In New York. Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 06, 2024 12:18 PM (uztS8) 182
The "weird" attack reminds me of attacking Trump for "fake news".
Totally boomeranged on them. The Dem Party is well past "weird" into disgusting freaks. Posted by: Lacra at August 06, 2024 12:18 PM (4pwAx) 183
Hey Josh I proudly support Israel and will tell anyone that asks.
Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2024 12:18 PM (HJ9BW) 184
Califzuela and Minnesomalia FTW!
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at August 06, 2024 12:17 ******** Sanctuary state/ Sanctuary state! Posted by: redridinghood at August 06, 2024 12:18 PM (NpAcC) 185
168 I don't know what the latest political fad is with regards to making your opponent "weird".
I know the Democrats started it with their attacks on Vance but... I donno... doesn't seem like that hard-hitting of an attack to me. Posted by: Defenestratus at August 06, 2024 12:17 PM (dGj+v) It's Dukakis in a tank. Being called weird by the childfucker brigade isn't gonna resonate outside of cat lady circles, who aren't in play anyway. Posted by: Mayonnaise Studies Graduate at August 06, 2024 12:18 PM (28AwC) 186
I wonder if Coconut will divorce her Jew husband just to make this a complete Hamas ticket?
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at August 06, 2024 12:08 PM (DBZuM) - Since Emhoff is an absolute JINO, I don't see the problem to begin with. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2024 12:18 PM (5nIWD) 187
Kamabla-Palz or Kamabla-Putz or Kamabla-Pulz?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2024 12:18 PM (l3206) 188
"Then inform on them. Who's you community organizer?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey" That would be against my "Live and let live unless they won't get out of the fucking way" philosophy. Posted by: fd at August 06, 2024 12:18 PM (vFG9F) 189
Weird how Kamala likes guys who diddle nannies - husband, Biden...
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 06, 2024 12:18 PM (EGSGm) 190
I don't know what the latest political fad is with regards to making your opponent "weird".
I know the Democrats started it with their attacks on Vance but... I donno... doesn't seem like that hard-hitting of an attack to me. Posted by: Defenestratus at August 06, 2024 12:17 PM (dGj+v) -------------- They should have gone with "creepy." Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at August 06, 2024 12:18 PM (lY72Y) 191
People commit suicide by stabbing themselves front and back before and after they die ALL THE TIME
Also calling 2 relatives who happen to be lawyers BEFORE calling 911 is totally normal when you discover your dead fiancée's body Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby *Boston Police have entered the chat* Posted by: BruceWayne at August 06, 2024 12:18 PM (CIS44) Posted by: Lily at August 06, 2024 12:18 PM (X1WfU) Posted by: CPT at August 06, 2024 12:19 PM (CV8a5) 194
‘ so gutless, heartless, and thirsty for power he scrubbed his record of any unacceptable support for Israel:’
I hadn’t thought about it much but this election really is a time for choosing for American Jews. Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 06, 2024 12:19 PM (bWXXa) 195
LOL, Trump is now calling her "Kamabla
Maybe I'm overly tired and so don't get it, but what does that mean? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2024 12:19 PM (+uP8F) 196
That's either brilliant, or the best typo in a while.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState ======= Purposeful. Walz is most likely closeted and I would not allow him around any children. Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 12:19 PM (qdbNv) 197
Weird how Kamala likes guys who diddle nannies - husband, Biden...
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 06, 2024 12:18 PM (EGSGm) ------------ I'm a terrible person. I laughed. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 12:19 PM (tT6L1) 198
McGovern used to run a newspaper and coffee house here. I used to go in and mock him regularly.
Tell me that when you ordered coffee, you said your name was Tom Eagleton. Lie if you have to. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 06, 2024 12:19 PM (Q0kLU) 199
He's looks the type that you dont want to take the Boy Scout troop into the woods.
The boy: "I'm scared out here, Mr. Walz." Tim Walz: "You think your scared! You're not the one that has to walk out of these dark woods alone." Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 06, 2024 12:19 PM (aD39U) 200
Serious question- we all seem to acknowledge that the Dems are now the party of antisemitism, but, honestly, what percentage of American Jess are going to pull the lever for Kamala in November?
Posted by: tankdemon ---- === It will still be a high number. Jews are more loyal to the Democrat Party than their homeland. Almost every jewish person I know hates Trump to a deranged degree. Posted by: Lacra at August 06, 2024 12:20 PM (4pwAx) Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 12:20 PM (X1WfU) 202
Afternoon ace. The Republicans should use vids of Minneapolis during the riots, immediately after and then show the ares now. I'd be willing to bet there are empty lots and boarded up bldgs. Anybody from that area is that correct?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2024 12:20 PM (kCLO6) 203
Ace one time the KGB tried to turn a Frenchman by threatening to tell his wife of an affair and he just said " tell her" LOL The French were immune to that.
Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2024 12:20 PM (HJ9BW) 204
Leshears from KY is the one I thought would have been the strongest pick since he was governor of KY and might have moved the needle in the rust belt states
This guy though? He'll probably secure Minnesota for Coconut and thats it Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at August 06, 2024 12:20 PM (DBZuM) 205
Democrats could have placated Jewish voters by picking a Jew, but they thought placating antisemitic voters was more important.
That says a lot. Posted by: 29Victor at August 06, 2024 12:20 PM (TL7UX) 206
No drip, drip here. There's so much info on Walz already flowing the TVA would have trouble controlling it:
@JackPosobiec BREAKING: Minnesota National Guard Leaders publish letter exposing Tim Walz for Stolen Valor Walz lied about his rank, and quit when he heard his unit was going to mobilize to Iraq Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 06, 2024 12:20 PM (CwhoI) Posted by: The Media, Starting Today! at August 06, 2024 12:20 PM (uxCna) 208
Who is the maniac that is writing this script?
Posted by: Dr. Rumack at August 06, 2024 12:20 PM (AaY6N) 209
Maybe I'm overly tired and so don't get it, but what does that mean?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke" Kamablahhh. Posted by: fd at August 06, 2024 12:21 PM (vFG9F) 210
>>> It's Walzmania!
He's everyone's "Midwestern Dad"! Posted by: The Media, Starting Today! LOL for pure truth Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 12:21 PM (KRtlO) 211
Per Sienna Trump is winning Jews 50/49...
In New York. Posted by: Dave in Fla ======= Large Orthodox communities in NY. Doubt they are up for the freaks of Kamala Walz. But, I think Jewish voters that have any care about their faith are seeing the Dems go over a bridge too far into anti-Semitism. Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 12:21 PM (qdbNv) 212
Also calling 2 relatives who happen to be lawyers BEFORE calling 911 is totally normal when you discover your dead fiancée's body Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 06, 2024 12:16 PM The lawyers scrubbed computers and phones. Deceased also had fresh and old bruises. Hopefully, the family will get justice. Eventually. Hopefully renewed attention destroys Shapiro forever. Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 06, 2024 12:21 PM (RKVpM) 213
Disinformation Expert Ace
Hello everyone! I hope everyone's having a meaty, musky Tuesday. thanks Ace my Tuesday is meatier and muskier than a French pole vaulters package!! Posted by: rhennigantx at August 06, 2024 12:21 PM (gbOdA) 214
Walz really does look like a child molester or closeted gay man that's into weird shit.
His obsession with gay stuff goes back a long ways. Guarantee he's got skeletons in that closet. Posted by: Lacra at August 06, 2024 12:21 PM (4pwAx) 215
As DaveinFL put it, he brings all the excitement of Tim Kaine to the ticket.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2024 12:22 PM (l3206) 216
Walz lied about his rank, and quit when he heard his unit was going to mobilize to Iraq
I didn't want to die in Iraq, like Beau! Posted by: The Last Walz! at August 06, 2024 12:22 PM (uxCna) 217
Also calling 2 relatives who happen to be lawyers BEFORE calling 911 is totally normal when you discover your dead fiancée's body
Posted by: vmom Page 3 of the Kennedy playbook.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices 218
Alt headline: "Walz, famous for burning down Minneapolis, now agrees to burn down his political career"
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 06, 2024 11:57 AM (tPAdw) -------------- Babylon Bee-worthy. Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at August 06, 2024 12:22 PM (lY72Y) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2024 12:22 PM (+uP8F) 220
If the judge in NY sentences Trump to prison, and immediately remands him, does he actually have to go right them? I'm thinking since the attempted assignation didn't work, this might be the next thing they'll try. Then that would give them an excuse in Congress to not certify the election and throw the whole thing to the SC. We might not have a new president until spring and the riots and burning will be spectacular.
Posted by: Megthered at August 06, 2024 12:22 PM (rwiQP) 221
A lux appliance brand should choose a less off-putting name than Smeg.
Posted by: Oglebay at August 06, 2024 12:22 PM (7fVdQ) 222
Maybe I'm overly tired and so don't get it, but what does that mean?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2024 12:19 PM (+uP8F) Kama bla, bla, bla, bla. It's an allusion to her word salad style of speaking. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2024 12:22 PM (G2NPp) 223
Walz daughter gave the plans for the Nat Guard to BLM rioters.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 06, 2024 12:22 PM (gbOdA) 224
208 Who is the maniac that is writing this script?
Posted by: Dr. Rumack at August 06, 2024 12:20 PM (AaY6N) God. Posted by: He's sovereign and omnipotent so, easy call at August 06, 2024 12:22 PM (q1Zxb) 225
"One person's socialism is another person's neighborliness."
- Ve haff vays to makink you neighborly! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 12:22 PM (L/fGl) 226
205 Democrats could have placated Jewish voters by picking a Jew, but they thought placating antisemitic voters was more important.
That says a lot. Posted by: 29Victor ======= Foreign money is pouring into teh Dem coffers from Act Blue. Most of it may be recycled US cash from places like Iran, Qatar, etc. Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 12:22 PM (qdbNv) 227
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Also calling 2 relatives who happen to be lawyers BEFORE calling 911 is totally normal when you discover your dead fiancée's body Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 06, 2024 12:16 PM (EGSGm) Who does he think he is, Ted Kennedy the Swimmer? Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 06, 2024 12:22 PM (N39Ws) Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2024 12:23 PM (+oR7L) 229
So Imma guessing the next George Floyd will be from Philly?
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 06, 2024 12:23 PM (FmapG) 230
The guy is only 60? Hell, I'm 70 and look better than he does...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 06, 2024 12:23 PM (MeG8a) 231
Harris has taken the lead in the RCP average. Up by 0.2. Last 4 polls have her up between 1 and 4 points.
Posted by: Way it is at August 06, 2024 12:23 PM (oYg6F) 232
I wonder if CDB put a space in the link, cause when I saw it it should not have been even close to margin busting.
Posted by: Divide by Zero --- CBD sent me an email asking me to stop blowing the margins. 🤷♂️ Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 06, 2024 12:23 PM (uztS8) 233
Weird how Kamala likes guys who diddle nannies - husband, Biden...
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 06, 2024 12:18 PM (EGSGm) ------------ I bet she loves Ah-nold too. Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 12:23 PM (Kcw7x) 234
Kama bla, bla, bla, bla.
It's an allusion to her word salad style of speaking. It's no "Meatball". Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 12:23 PM (xCA6C) 235
George McGovern piloted 35 B-24 bombing runs against the Nazis. Statistically he should have been KIA.
Great American in some ways, misguided in others, Posted by: Ignoramus at August 06, 2024 12:23 PM (Gse2f) 236
226 205 Democrats could have placated Jewish voters by picking a Jew, but they thought placating antisemitic voters was more important.
That says a lot. Posted by: 29Victor ======= Foreign money is pouring into teh Dem coffers from Act Blue. Most of it may be recycled US cash from places like Iran, Qatar, etc. Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 12:22 PM (qdbNv) ======= Just a small addition to the narrative of this: Democrat freakouts (including Marc Elias) about the rider on the election fix bill in Ohio (the main purpose to give Democrats a waiver for their convention timing) that forbade foreign money in Ohio elections. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 12:23 PM (GBKbO) 237
Minnesota National Guard Leaders publish letter exposing Tim Walz for Stolen Valor
Walz lied about his rank, and quit when he heard his unit was going to mobilize to Iraq ___ Huh. Must've been nice to just quit when you don't feel like deploying. Is this a normal weekend warrior thing? Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 06, 2024 12:24 PM (DPVkC) 238
Feel the Kamamalablamentum!
Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2024 12:24 PM (HJ9BW) 239
Also calling 2 relatives who happen to be lawyers BEFORE calling 911 is totally normal when you discover your dead fiancée's body
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 06, 2024 12:16 PM The lawyers scrubbed computers and phones. Deceased also had fresh and old bruises. Hopefully, the family will get justice. Eventually. Hopefully renewed attention destroys Shapiro forever. Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 06, 2024 12:21 PM (RKVpM) ----------- The Mary J. Kopechne playbook remains part of Democrat standard practice? Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 12:24 PM (tT6L1) 240
i wonder if Harris picked Waltz because she believes she's the new Obama, and thus invulnerable.
Wine moms and other idiot Dems will vote for her no matter who she picked. She could have picked Donald Trump and they'd vote for her. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 06, 2024 12:24 PM (WPL6O) 241
Ace should meme that pole vaulter pic and put a "kamala" arrow pointing the pole vaulter's sausage, and a "walz" arrow pointing to the bar. Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 12:24 PM (ksF5f) 242
@JackPosobiec
BREAKING: Minnesota National Guard Leaders publish letter exposing Tim Walz for Stolen Valor Walz lied about his rank, and quit when he heard his unit was going to mobilize to Iraq Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 06, 2024 12:20 PM Wow they are going to john kerry this guy. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 06, 2024 12:24 PM (QNSds) 243
"One person's socialism is another person's neighborliness."
Like when your neighbor wears glasses...so you beat the capitalist pig dog to death with a hammer. Posted by: Some neighborly Cambodian Socialist at August 06, 2024 12:24 PM (oZhjI) 244
There is something really off about this dude. Guaranteed he is a kiddie diddler with many young canteen boys under his belt. What male hard-left prog weirdo politiician hasnt had their hands down the pants, and more, of a young boy? Not many! Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at August 06, 2024 12:24 PM (et1vG) Posted by: Pudinhead at August 06, 2024 12:24 PM (FmapG) 246
Foreign money is pouring into teh Dem coffers from Act Blue. Most of it may be recycled US cash from places like Iran, Qatar, etc.
Now that Miyares is investigating, one wonders if that particular dodge is now nonviable. Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 12:24 PM (xCA6C) 247
>> A lux appliance brand should choose a less off-putting name than Smeg.
Right? It's right up there with Chevy making the 'Nova' for the S. American Market! Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 12:24 PM (X1WfU) 248
In better news, one of my instructors, who is really more like my daughter, just delivered a beautiful baby girl. 6lbs, 5oz.
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 12:24 PM (d2kuJ) 249
Anyone here know election law well enough to know whether Kackling Kamalal is stuck with the Nazi and it's too late for her to switch?
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 12:24 PM (Kcw7x) 250
Nobody wanted the VP spot with Kamala.
Shapiro did, obviously. He was on the verge of converting to Catholicism to get the nod. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 06, 2024 12:24 PM (uxCna) 251
It's an allusion to her word salad style of speaking.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Miranda Devine: Kamala Harris Is Not A Woman Of Her Word Salad — Hasn’t Stuck To Any Leftie Position Since 2019 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 12:24 PM (L/fGl) 252
The squishies are on X screeching "WHERE ARE THE ADS???!?!?!?"
For the first time in recent memory, the Pubs are flooding my local airwaves (Philly market) with commercials. I can't remember the last time that happened. Posted by: Dr. Rumack at August 06, 2024 12:25 PM (AaY6N) 253
220 If the judge in NY sentences Trump to prison, and immediately remands him, does he actually have to go right them? I'm thinking since the attempted assignation didn't work, this might be the next thing they'll try. Then that would give them an excuse in Congress to not certify the election and throw the whole thing to the SC. We might not have a new president until spring and the riots and burning will be spectacular.
Posted by: Megthered ----- Ironically, the Dems and the GOP shoved through a bill that Biden signed that makes it much harder to challenge certification of votes. If Trump wins a popular majority and the electoral college, it will essentially brand the Dems as the insurrectionist party and their media allies won't be able to save them. Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 12:25 PM (qdbNv) 254
"One person's socialism is another person's neighborliness."
"Hi Neighbor! I'm taking your lawnmower, your patio furniture, and your windchimes because I want them!" Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2024 12:25 PM (+oR7L) 255
@168
>>I donno... doesn't seem like that hard-hitting of an attack to me. It's a feminine attack appealing to AWFL's, Childless Cat Ladies and Suburban Wine Karen's. I'm surprised they haven't started using the phrase, Creepy and Weird yet. Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2024 12:25 PM (XV/Pl) 256
231 Harris has taken the lead in the RCP average. Up by 0.2. Last 4 polls have her up between 1 and 4 points.
Posted by: Way it is at August 06, 2024 12:23 PM (oYg6F) --------- It's a Jewish plot! Heh. Posted by: Just Lily at August 06, 2024 12:25 PM (RLLZj) 257
It will still be a high number.
Jews are more loyal to the Democrat Party than their homeland. Almost every jewish person I know hates Trump to a deranged degree. Posted by: Lacra at August 06, 2024 12:20 PM (4pwAx) Whenever this comes up, I reiterate that you need to understand the difference between the Orthodox and their allies, and the American Reform movement. The Orthodox and their allies are now a functional majority in Israel; that’s why a semi conservative government was elected. The Reform movement sadly still is a majority of American Jews, and it is a far left mostly atheist club which would honestly be glad to see Israel burned to the ground if it would get rid of the Orthodiox there, who they hate. Posted by: Tom Servo at August 06, 2024 12:25 PM (wyMQY) 258
>>> It's Walzmania!
He's everyone's "Midwestern Dad"! Posted by: The Media, Starting Today! --------------- Mamma-la/Midwestern Dad 2024! [h/t Drew Barrymore] Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at August 06, 2024 12:25 PM (lY72Y) 259
The real reason Kamel Toe picked Waltz? He was the one VP candidate she interviewed that remembered to eat pineapple first.
Posted by: If you know you know at August 06, 2024 12:25 PM (oZhjI) 260
Walz is going to call Vance weird in the debate. Walz who had tampons put in mens bathrooms
Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2024 12:25 PM (HJ9BW) 261
It seems that the Dems never thought about the "weird" label being turned on them. They should have.
--- "Fake news" was Hillary's attack against Trump's lies. They were sure that was a super sick burn. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2024 12:25 PM (l3206) 262
Foreign money is pouring into teh Dem coffers from Act Blue. Most of it may be recycled US cash from places like Iran, Qatar, etc.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 12:22 PM (qdbNv) Ukraine, certainly. It's the biggest slush fund since "Covid relief." Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 06, 2024 12:25 PM (KSNKu) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 06, 2024 12:25 PM (DPVkC) 264
America's not electing a "Tim". No way.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 06, 2024 12:25 PM (pXeye) 265
24 A fat old cis white man.
Point that out whenever you can. Let the wedge of identity politics play itself out on the left. Posted by: FunkySeeFunkyDo at August 06, 2024 11:54 AM (PZ42z) I thought he was a closeted gay? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2024 11:59 AM (G2NPp) He can be both . You're mixing up the G with the T. Say cis anyway, it's a slur for the left, just like old and white, they'll hate it. Posted by: FunkySeeFunkyDo at August 06, 2024 12:25 PM (PZ42z) 266
Mostly peaceful burning cities coming to a state like yours! Vote Harris-Walz! Make America Burn Again!
Posted by: mrp at August 06, 2024 12:25 PM (rj6Yv) 267
Walz was the best choice from the real options. Bashear, Pete, Walz, Cooper. The rest were either not interested or DQ’d for being Jewish.
Him being the best option says a lot. Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 06, 2024 12:25 PM (7PziG) 268
#TamponTim
is trending on X. Posted by: redridinghood at August 06, 2024 12:26 PM (NpAcC) 269
It's Walzmania!
He's everyone's "Midwestern Dad"! Posted by: The Media, Starting Today! Dennis Rader, anyone? Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at August 06, 2024 12:26 PM (xPJvm) 270
So the Dems felt the need to shore up the ONE state that voted for Mondale. Interesting strategy
Posted by: FunkySeeFunkyDo at August 06, 2024 12:26 PM (PZ42z) Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 06, 2024 12:27 PM (uztS8) 272
CBD sent me an email asking me to stop blowing the margins. 🤷♂️
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 06, 2024 12:23 PM (uztS ![]() We really aren't getting much action anymore and don't appreciate it. Posted by: The margins at August 06, 2024 12:27 PM (q1Zxb) 273
Yet Moskowitz is still a Democrat? Zero sympathy when they load him on a cattle car to the camp.
Posted by: BUTCH at August 06, 2024 12:27 PM (0APJ3) 274
You can switch a VP nominee, but…. Look up Thomas Eagleton. Look up how that turned out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 06, 2024 12:27 PM (wyMQY) 275
I'm going to say Walz was either offered a big payday to run with Kamala or he's incredibly stupid. No way his political career survives Kamala.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 12:27 PM (tT6L1) Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 06, 2024 12:27 PM (FCbAQ) 277
249 Anyone here know election law well enough to know whether Kackling Kamalal is stuck with the Nazi and it's too late for her to switch?
Posted by: LASue Most ballots in states are set in stone soon. Latest is probably mid September when voting season begins in many states but some states have earlier dates to allow ballot printing, etc. Latest switch for VP was Thomas Eagleton getting dumped by McGovern right before the Dem convention. Eagleton had went through electroshock therapy to cure depression and hadn't revealed this to the McGovern campaign before being chosen. Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 12:27 PM (qdbNv) 278
Our local "urban" news team is all in, mentioning his support for government programs and "reproductive freedom". Nothing about his terrible handling of the riots.
He is an old Leftist shoggoth and represents a dying system. Vance is a bid for the future. Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 06, 2024 12:27 PM (kpS4V) 279
German.. .Jew.. German... Jew. Hmmm. What is this reminding me of?
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 12:17 PM (Kcw7x) Knockwurst? Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 12:27 PM (lmY9R) 280
Walz is the bottom of the barrel. He's a creepy doofus doing a shit job as gov of a shit state. Seriously, how many people can even locate Minnesota on a map?
Nobody ever heard of Walz before. He was barely mentioned as a front-runner for VP. But nobody else wanted the job. This is the worst steaming shitbag ticket that I can remember. In anything even approaching a fair election, Trump will win 400 electoral points. Posted by: Elric Blade at August 06, 2024 12:27 PM (iFTx/) 281
Harris has taken the lead in the RCP average. Up by 0.2. Last 4 polls have her up between 1 and 4 points.
Posted by: Way it is at August 06, 2024 12:23 PM (oYg6F) Internals: Samples are D+20 Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2024 12:27 PM (OW907) 282
A lux appliance brand should choose a less off-putting name than Smeg.
A thru-the-door smegma dispensing refrigerator?
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices 283
@220
>>If the judge in NY sentences Trump to prison, and immediately remands him, does he actually have to go right them? Yes, he will have to surrender, be handcuffed and frog marched off to jail. We will know what's what as we get closer to sentencing, because jailing a former President is something that has to be planned for and accommodated. Probably Trump will get wind of whether they intend to jail him and will raise high holy hell. Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2024 12:28 PM (XV/Pl) 284
*Boston Police have entered the chat*
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 06, 2024 12:18 PM Punks. - Boston FBI Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2024 12:28 PM (Wnv9h) 285
Was recently in Minneapolis. Downtown is ded, DEAD. A ghost town.
Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at August 06, 2024 12:28 PM (iNp3L) 286
It's crazy that this is the state of things.
One party used to be the typical vote of the Jewish people. Now that party is overrun with rabid antisemitism. So much so that they can't pick a 'Jew' and have to pick that guy that runs Little Somalia because he has a better record of Jew hate. The Democrat party is now the Nazi party. But a ghey Nazi party. Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2024 12:28 PM (EvUVd) 287
#TamponTim currently number one trending on Twitter
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 06, 2024 12:28 PM (xPl2J) 288
I'm going to say Walz was either offered a big payday to run with Kamala or he's incredibly stupid. No way his political career survives Kamala.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker His future at best was a MN sen anyway, this wont have any bearing on that Posted by: BruceWayne at August 06, 2024 12:28 PM (CIS44) 289
I keep getting Ron Coleman mixed up with Ron Goldman.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 06, 2024 12:29 PM (v6JzV) 290
Walz is the bottom of the barrel. He's a creepy doofus doing a shit job as gov of a shit state.
Seriously, how many people can even locate Minnesota on a map? Correct question is, who wants to?
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices 291
283. No reason for him to show up.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 06, 2024 12:29 PM (7PziG) 292
A Kamala post!
Sweet! Here's the theme from 'Shaft' as suggested by someone yesterday. https://tinyurl.com/2va85muv Posted by: Stateless at August 06, 2024 12:29 PM (jvJvP) 293
283 @220
>>If the judge in NY sentences Trump to prison, and immediately remands him, does he actually have to go right them? Yes, he will have to surrender, be handcuffed and frog marched off to jail. We will know what's what as we get closer to sentencing, because jailing a former President is something that has to be planned for and accommodated. Probably Trump will get wind of whether they intend to jail him and will raise high holy hell. Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2024 12:28 PM (XV/Pl 100% believe they are going to jail him. And then things get interesting Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2024 12:29 PM (EvUVd) 294
>>A thru-the-door smegma dispensing refrigerator?
They make a Toaster, too. Because everyone wants some Smegma Toast and Eggs. Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 12:29 PM (X1WfU) 295
@276...Humphrey was from Minnestoa too, wasn't he?
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 06, 2024 12:29 PM (pXeye) 296
Anyone here know election law well enough to know whether Kackling Kamalal is stuck with the Nazi and it's too late for her to switch?
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 12:24 PM (Kcw7x) --------------- "We don't need no stinkin' election laws!" Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at August 06, 2024 12:30 PM (lY72Y) 297
Whenever this comes up, I reiterate that you need to understand the difference between the Orthodox and their allies, and the American Reform movement. The Orthodox and their allies are now a functional majority in Israel; that’s why a semi conservative government was elected. The Reform movement sadly still is a majority of American Jews, and it is a far left mostly atheist club which would honestly be glad to see Israel burned to the ground if it would get rid of the Orthodiox there, who they hate.
Posted by: Tom Servo === Orthodox jews are like .1% of the American electorate, and most are in blue states like NY 2.4% of American population is jewish, 9% of that number is Orthodox. its almost the same amount of transgender voters. Posted by: Lacra at August 06, 2024 12:30 PM (4pwAx) 298
The Democrat party is now the Nazi party.
But a ghey Nazi party. Posted by: AlaBAMA But you repeat yourself.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices 299
Went to the mall of America last month. It's like stepping into the twilight zone. Play "spot the normie" in the mall crowds, it's amazingly difficult to find any.
An anecdote I found especially funny, there's a whole jerky store there, nothing but jerky. The prime display visible from the hallway, front and center at the entrance, was racks of vegan/fake meat jerky. Posted by: FunkySeeFunkyDo at August 06, 2024 12:30 PM (PZ42z) 300
37 Fox "News" Radio is giddy.
Posted by: fd at August 06, 2024 12:01 PM (vFG9F) Ah, News Radio, so good. Like the sandwiches my Mother used to make. Good times. Posted by: Bill McNeal (RIP) at August 06, 2024 12:30 PM (lg881) 301
The Democrat party is now the Nazi party.
But a ghey Nazi party. Posted by: AlaBAMA But you repeat yourself. Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 12:30 PM (ZHVrD) What have you heard? Posted by: Ernst Rohm at August 06, 2024 12:31 PM (aD39U) 302
Dave, you're nobody until CBD tracks you down and scolds you on your private account.
He once e-mailed me to chastise me for using Rose's lime juice in gimlets instead of making my own artisanal squeezins! 😆 Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 06, 2024 12:31 PM (kpS4V) 303
"One person's socialism is another person's neighborliness."
"Hi Neighbor! I'm taking your lawnmower, your patio furniture, and your windchimes because I want them!" Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2024 12:25 PM (+oR7L) They're "ours" now. You gotta add that last little bit into a as a fig leaf of cover. Otherwise even stupid people recognise theft when it happen to them. Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 06, 2024 12:31 PM (FCbAQ) 304
He's worse than Kaine who has at best just blah. This guy is causing problems in his own party.
When even Van Jones calls you and anti-semite ... @NickFondacaro Van Jones admits that Kamala picking Walz was her "caving in to some of these darker parts in the party" in terms of appeasing "anti-Jewish bigots" that have "gotten marbled into this party." Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2024 12:31 PM (LkLld) 305
he Democrat party is now the Nazi party.
But a ghey Nazi party. Posted by: AlaBAMA But you repeat yourself. Posted by: rickb223 *Hugo Boss waves* Posted by: BruceWayne at August 06, 2024 12:31 PM (CIS44) 306
Ain't not party like a gay Nazi party cause a gay Nazi party don't stop!
Posted by: Bier, ballons, und buttsex! at August 06, 2024 12:31 PM (q1Zxb) 307
Picking Walz is just a stupid move by any Democrat who wants to win the White House. Shapiro was so obviously and indisputably the pick, and easily the one that Trump supporters feared the most. There is no excuse for this except stupidity and/or a desire to lose this race for Kamala (and save the Senate/House maybe, like Ace said). But for me, I'm thrilled with this moronic pick.
Posted by: Mad Max in VA at August 06, 2024 12:31 PM (4+3qm) 308
100% believe they are going to jail him. And then things get interesting
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2024 12:29 PM (EvUVd) ---------------- He'd better hire his own private & trustworthy security detail, because the Secret Cervix will likely get him killed ... if they don't do the deed themselves a la Epstein. Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at August 06, 2024 12:31 PM (lY72Y) 309
270 So the Dems felt the need to shore up the ONE state that voted for Mondale. Interesting strategy
--------- Snort. Posted by: Pudinhead at August 06, 2024 12:31 PM (FmapG) 310
"During the Iraq War, he served in... Italy. Whoa, that's what I call hazard duty."
Hey, Iraq wasn't big enough for him and Beau at the same time! Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 06, 2024 12:32 PM (gfztU) 311
I'm going to say Walz was either offered a big payday to run with Kamala or he's incredibly stupid. No way his political career survives Kamala.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker His future at best was a MN sen anyway, this wont have any bearing on that Posted by: BruceWayne at August 06, 2024 12:28 PM (CIS44) ___ Wasn't Walz a frontrunner for VP for the misbegotten Bernie Sanders' candidacy? If so, he's used to losing and probably taking dives. Posted by: Elric Blade at August 06, 2024 12:32 PM (iFTx/) 312
I'm going to say Walz was either offered a big payday to run with Kamala or he's incredibly stupid. No way his political career survives Kamala.
I'd bet that 2 weeks ago, not one person in 100 knew who he was. It isn't like he's given up much. Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 12:32 PM (xCA6C) 313
Vance is killing it at his presser
Posted by: spypeach at August 06, 2024 12:32 PM (UuB/1) 314
Josh Shapiro has a big Covering Up Homicide on Behalf of His Friends problem that’s about to blow up on the interwebs.
Posted by: kallisto The woman who stabbed herself in the back 20 someodd times that was ruled a Clintonesque suicide? Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 06, 2024 12:32 PM (umPFM) 315
But to celebrate Kamala's black heritage, I'm always going to think of the Sanford and Son theme song...
https://tinyurl.com/muxkpxz8 Posted by: Stateless at August 06, 2024 12:32 PM (jvJvP) 316
For the first time in recent memory, the Pubs are flooding my local airwaves (Philly market) with commercials. I can't remember the last time that happened.
Posted by: Dr. Rumack Those GOPe pundit types are irate that their worthless GOPe friends that do ad placement for campaigns have been shoved to the side by the RNC this cycle. The RNC and Trump campaign have went to microtargeting competitive areas but have sidelined campaign types that espouse the expensive broad based media adverts, idiotic campaign mailers, and robocalls to the already committed. Elon is reportedly helping with the technical side of microtargeting for GOTV for the GOP this cycle. Ironically, Obama did this very thing in 2012 and was placing ads on cable channels like TV Land rather than broadcast. Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 12:32 PM (qdbNv) 317
248 In better news, one of my instructors, who is really more like my daughter, just delivered a beautiful baby girl. 6lbs, 5oz.
Posted by: Piper That's sweet. Are you letting her stay off work til next Monday? Posted by: Cruel, But Fair at August 06, 2024 12:32 PM (CV8a5) Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2024 12:32 PM (l3206) 319
The prime display visible from the hallway, front and center at the entrance, was racks of vegan/fake meat jerky.
Posted by: FunkySeeFunkyDo at August 06, 2024 12:30 PM (PZ42z) Vegan jerky = compost. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2024 12:32 PM (G2NPp) 320
A lux appliance brand should choose a less off-putting name than Smeg.
Dave Lister started an appliance company? Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2024 12:32 PM (/y8xj) 321
304 @NickFondacaro
Van Jones admits that Kamala picking Walz was her "caving in to some of these darker parts in the party" in terms of appeasing "anti-Jewish bigots" that have "gotten marbled into this party." Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2024 12:31 PM (LkLld) ======= You know, when the left points to anti-Semites in the Republican Party, they choose either fringy people with no constituency or even office or they imply things through dog whistle interpretations that don't make a whole lot of sense. They don't have to do that with Democrats for some reason. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 12:32 PM (GBKbO) 322
At least the battle lines are clear.
Weirdo facists who deny science and want the government to control your bodies, minds, and wallets, or Trump/Vance. Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 12:32 PM (Kcw7x) 323
@NickFondacaro
Van Jones admits that Kamala picking Walz was her "caving in to some of these darker parts in the party" in terms of appeasing "anti-Jewish bigots" that have "gotten marbled into this party." Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2024 12:31 PM (LkLld) ---------------- "Embrace the Suck," Van. Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at August 06, 2024 12:33 PM (lY72Y) 324
Wasn't Walz a frontrunner for VP for the misbegotten Bernie Sanders' candidacy? If so, he's used to losing and probably taking dives.
Posted by: Elric Blade I don't recall off hand, but he rivals Bernie is his love of communism, so it tracks. Posted by: BruceWayne at August 06, 2024 12:33 PM (CIS44) 325
They're "ours" now.
You gotta add that last little bit into a as a fig leaf of cover. Otherwise even stupid people recognise theft when it happen to them. Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 06, 2024 12:31 PM (FCbAQ) You're both wrong. It's for "the people", Comrades. Posted by: mrp at August 06, 2024 12:33 PM (rj6Yv) 326
Walzing Methilda
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 06, 2024 12:33 PM (umPFM) 327
322. And now the Muslims know they officially have a seat at the Dem big boy table.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 06, 2024 12:33 PM (7PziG) 328
In better news, one of my instructors, who is really more like my daughter, just delivered a beautiful baby girl. 6lbs, 5oz.
Posted by: Piper Your instructor midwifes as a side hustle? Posted by: That or Amazon Prime at August 06, 2024 12:33 PM (q1Zxb) 329
Van Jones admits that Kamala picking Walz was her "caving in to some of these darker parts in the party" in terms of appeasing "anti-Jewish bigots" that have "gotten marbled into this party."
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2024 12:31 PM (LkLld Marbled. As if it's adding flavor to the party. Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2024 12:33 PM (EvUVd) 330
The woman who stabbed herself in the back 20 someodd times that was ruled a Clintonesque suicide?
Posted by: Stu Podaso ======= And frontal stabbings to boot. Shapiro as DA covered up for the fiance who was the most likely suspect because he is close friends (including political) with that fiance's well connected family. Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 12:34 PM (qdbNv) 331
Remember the tired, stale line "don't let the terrorists win?"
Well, they just won and got a compliant dhimmi into the slot. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 06, 2024 12:34 PM (KSNKu) 332
And holy F that guy looks like he is in his 80's
Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2024 12:34 PM (HJ9BW) 333
@257
>>Whenever this comes up, I reiterate that you need to understand the difference between the Orthodox and their allies, and the American Reform movement. At the end of the day, the Jewish vote is meaningless, over 40pct live in just two states, NY and California, over 80pct live in 8 states, and how they vote is not going to move the needle in those states. What is more important is to counter the money, power and influence of influential Jewish billionaires. Just two, Mark Zuckerberg and George Soros, have had an enormous impact on our elections and deciding who gets elected in this country. If the GOP's unwavering support for Israel and the defense of The Jewish People generally, and the Democrats overt and in your face anti-Semitism doesn't change voting patterns, nothing will. Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2024 12:34 PM (XV/Pl) 334
So the Dems felt the need to shore up the ONE state that voted for Mondale. Interesting strategy
Soulike it was the only play they had left. Nobody wanted that taint.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices 335
Question: Is part of the reason to pick waltz so he's an excuse to campaign on gorge floyd?
Walz: "Senator, I lived near Gorge Floyd, I spoke with Gorge Floyd. Gorge Floyd was a friend of mine. Senator, I knew Gorge Floyd, and you, Senator, are no Gorge Floyd." Vance: "Um ... okay." Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vance: So, George Floyd was your dealer? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2024 12:34 PM (VNX3d) 336
I wish Trump would hit the transgender surgery stuff harder, I just dont see even liberal parents really going along with that insanity.
Posted by: Lacra at August 06, 2024 12:34 PM (4pwAx) 337
So, how well does Walz get along with Ellison and Omar?
Posted by: mrp at August 06, 2024 12:35 PM (rj6Yv) 338
I personally was looking forward to Josh Shapiro as her VP pick. He's a very Jewish guy, with a very Jewish name, who very publicly supports Jews in Israel. The Democrap party would have exploded in insane Jew-hating rage. Would have been great to see. I believe that is the sole reason he wasn't picked. He's a Jew in a party that hates Jews.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 06, 2024 12:35 PM (iFTx/) 339
"caving in to some of these darker parts in the party" in terms of appeasing "anti-Jewish bigots" that have "gotten marbled into this party."
****************** VAN said that? Doesn't he hate the JOOOOOOS? Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at August 06, 2024 12:35 PM (DBZuM) 340
Pulz was such a rising star in the Democrat Party, literally no one had heard of him outside MN until today.
Harris-mentum! Bringing Nobodies to the national stage. Such an unstoppable force! Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2024 12:36 PM (l3206) 341
Minnesota is not Midwest. Uff Da gets you nowhere in Illinois.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 06, 2024 12:36 PM (YIxO9) 342
100% believe they are going to jail him. And then things get interesting
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2024 12:29 PM (EvUVd) Maybe before Butler…. But now, no. After Butler the SS detail around Trump would probably unholster weapons if Merchan ordered a bailiff to jail Trump. The body people around Trump almost lost him less than a month ago; I have to believe they’re extremely touchy about his well being at this point. I was reading about the JFK assassination over the weekend… the SS unholstered weapons that day just to prevent the local coroner from conducting the autopsy. They were pissed and essentially strong-armed the body out of the hospital onto AF1 Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2024 12:36 PM (OW907) 343
Vance is killing it at his presser
Posted by: spypeach at August 06, 2024 12:32 PM (UuB/1) ******** He is! Posted by: redridinghood at August 06, 2024 12:36 PM (NpAcC) 344
336 I wish Trump would hit the transgender surgery stuff harder, I just dont see even liberal parents really going along with that insanity.
Posted by: Lacra at August 06, 2024 12:34 PM (4pwAx) Excluding the 90210 zip code, of course. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 06, 2024 12:36 PM (PiwSw) 345
He'd better hire his own private & trustworthy security detail, because the Secret Cervix will likely get him killed ... if they don't do the deed themselves a la Epstein.
Posted by: ShainS Ironically, killing Trump now or even trying to imprison him is likely to backfire even more at this point. Vance is now the VP and if Trump was not available due to martyrdom then Vance would probably win an LBJ sized blowout that might very well kill the Dem party for a generation. Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 12:36 PM (qdbNv) 346
I'm going to guess the more socialist a country, the less likely people are willing (or able) to help their neighbors.
You need a cup of sugar or borrow a widget? That's what the commissaries are for, comrade. Posted by: Ripley at August 06, 2024 12:36 PM (GUOwU) 347
Tampon Tim and the Jizz-gargling Gutter Whore.
Posted by: Coming soon to voting booths everywhere at August 06, 2024 12:36 PM (q1Zxb) 348
"Teaching" in China, huh? Interesting.
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 12:37 PM (Kcw7x) 349
>>Van Jones admits that Kamala picking Walz was her "caving in to some of these darker parts in the party" in terms of appeasing "anti-Jewish bigots" that have "gotten marbled into this party."
Like a Rye from Snitzer's! Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 06, 2024 12:37 PM (X1WfU) 350
So do I need more popcorn?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 12:37 PM (AylSc) 351
27 Odds on Waltz ALSO banging his nanny and knocking her up?
Wouldn't he have to have a dick to do that... and balls?! Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 06, 2024 12:37 PM (gfztU) 352
Isn't a Secret Cervix what you get when you have Bottom surgery?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 06, 2024 12:37 PM (PiwSw) 353
Walz was the only one who would accept the VP offer.
Nobody wanted that label. Also, how does this help Dems in close elections in red states? I'm looking at you Jon Tester! Posted by: Charles Martel at August 06, 2024 12:38 PM (smrxK) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2024 12:38 PM (dTTBf) 355
Wasn't Walz a frontrunner for VP for the misbegotten Bernie Sanders' candidacy? If so, he's used to losing and probably taking dives.
Posted by: Elric Blade I don't recall off hand, but he rivals Bernie is his love of communism, so it tracks. Posted by: BruceWayne So what you are saying is, he's the Washington Generals to the Dem Party Harlem Globetrotters?
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices 356
He once e-mailed me to chastise me for using Rose's lime juice in gimlets instead of making my own artisanal squeezins!
Well, come on... Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 12:38 PM (xCA6C) 357
ace, you might want to check out what Elon is up to regarding your search engine post yesterday. X just filed and anti-trust suit against the advertising censorship industry.
@elonmusk · 48m We tried being nice for 2 years and got nothing but empty words. Now, it is war. Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2024 12:38 PM (LkLld) Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2024 12:38 PM (EvUVd) 359
There is no excuse for this except stupidity and/or a desire to lose this race for Kamala
Posted by: Mad Max in VA at August 06, 2024 12:31 PM (4+3qm) There is one more possible reason. To rub their sweaty leftard fem-balls in our face. Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 12:38 PM (lmY9R) 360
And frontal stabbings to boot. Shapiro as DA covered up for the fiance who was the most likely suspect because he is close friends (including political) with that fiance's well connected family. Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 12:34 PM I have a sneaky suspicion this case is going to get real hot, real fast. It's now in my county (Chester County, PA) and I suspect no one is gonna want to get holding the bag on this flaming pile of shit. I also suspect someone is going to drop a dime on Shapiro because it fits into their current antisemitic wet dream. Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 06, 2024 12:39 PM (RKVpM) 361
I wish Walz's support of BLM riots was a political liability, but he got reelected easily in 2022.
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at August 06, 2024 12:39 PM (V6W16) 362
You're both wrong. It's for "the people", Comrades.
Posted by: mrp at August 06, 2024 12:33 PM (rj6Yv) Ultimately you're right, but we're still at the stage of the game where fooling Normie is essential. For the People is when it's over. Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 06, 2024 12:39 PM (FCbAQ) 363
Isn't a Secret Cervix what you get when you have Bottom surgery?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes At that point, everyone knows where it is. 😉
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices 364
George McGovern piloted 35 B-24 bombing runs against the Nazis. Statistically he should have been KIA.
- There's a story in Stephen Ambrose's The Wild Blue. McGovern's bomber had a bomb hung up that eventually came loose over the Austrian countryside and scored a direct hit on a farmhouse. He was haunted for years that he may have killed an innocent farm family. Many years later he learned that the bomb didn't kill anyone and he was very relived. He was a decent person (and was the first presidential candidate I ever voted for). Batshit crazy, but a decent person. Find such a prominent Donk today. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 12:39 PM (L/fGl) 365
"caving in to some of these darker parts in the party" in terms of appeasing "anti-Jewish bigots" that have "gotten marbled into this party."
****************** VAN said that? Doesn't he hate the JOOOOOOS? He's a commie, but one of the most perceptive of the Dem commentators. I didn't get that he was hating on the Joos from his comment. Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 12:39 PM (xCA6C) 366
I wish Trump would hit the transgender surgery stuff harder, I just dont see even liberal parents really going along with that insanity.
************ It doesnt make the top 5 concerns of voters, but its part of his platform. Top 5 BTW are Inflation and prices: Immigration Economy Crime and policing Abortion I think the 5th is suspect, maybe a top 10 issue, but I cant imagine there are that many deranged femicunt baby killers that want the right to murder infants restored nationally but maybe Im wrong Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at August 06, 2024 12:39 PM (DBZuM) 367
360 I have a sneaky suspicion this case is going to get real hot, real fast. It's now in my county (Chester County, PA) and I suspect no one is gonna want to get holding the bag on this flaming pile of shit.
I also suspect someone is going to drop a dime on Shapiro because it fits into their current antisemitic wet dream. Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 06, 2024 12:39 PM (RKVpM) ======= It would entertain me that if, during a presidential election year, the Democrat governor of one of the most important swing states got embroiled in a huge scandal that he couldn't shake off. It'd be interesting. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 12:39 PM (GBKbO) 368
Elon is reportedly helping with the technical side of microtargeting for GOTV for the GOP this cycle.
------------- Yes, heard about this yesterday on Gorka's radio show. Elon's helping them aggressively online-target NEW battleground state voters (first-timers or Dems and Indies switching to R) in response to effective campaign ads (broadcast and streaming). Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at August 06, 2024 12:40 PM (lY72Y) 369
Where can that be found?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2024 12:38 PM (dTTBf) Not sure, I was listening to it on a radio break, maybe fox news was covering it. Posted by: spypeach at August 06, 2024 12:40 PM (UuB/1) 370
I wonder how the gays are going to respond to a token leader of the Muzzies? I hope (but don't expect) someone will ask this guy some tough questions about Muslim control of the USA, and maybe his reasons for signing up for the military.
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 12:40 PM (Kcw7x) 371
"Well, either she never had any real thought of picking Shapiro, or the antisemitic pro-Hamas activist base was indeed "loud enough" to force her to change plans."
Or the Middle Eastern money dried up with Shapiro. Posted by: The DNC at August 06, 2024 12:40 PM (pIfcn) 372
And frontal stabbings to boot. Shapiro as DA covered up for the fiance who was the most likely suspect because he is close friends (including political) with that fiance's well connected family.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 12:34 PM I have a sneaky suspicion this case is going to get real hot, real fast. It's now in my county (Chester County, PA) and I suspect no one is gonna want to get holding the bag on this flaming pile of shit. I also suspect someone is going to drop a dime on Shapiro because it fits into their current antisemitic wet dream. Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 06, 2024 12:39 PM (RKVpM) ----------------- It sounds like there's a plan to get rid of Shapiro and make sure PA goes for Kamala. Or, at least, keep Shapiro in line with the cheat. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 12:40 PM (tT6L1) 373
I wish Trump would hit the transgender surgery stuff harder, I just dont see even liberal parents really going along with that insanity.
Posted by: Lacra They probably don't. But it ain't their kid, who are we to judge and not changing their vote. Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 06, 2024 12:41 PM (FxH7T) 374
Oh and Rumble is joining him.
@rumblevideo · 1h BREAKING: Rumble has joined @X to sue a cartel of advertisers and ad agencies who conspired to block ad revenue from going to certain platforms and content creators. GARM was a conspiracy to perpetrate an advertiser boycott of Rumble and others, and that's illegal. Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2024 12:41 PM (LkLld) 375
He was a decent person (and was the first presidential candidate I ever voted for). Batshit crazy, but a decent person. Find such a prominent Donk today.
It's possible he had PTSD. Imagine the stress that flying that many missions caused. Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 12:41 PM (xCA6C) 376
350 So do I need more popcorn?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 12:37 PM (AylSc) ----- I'm laying in a case of Milk Duds and Peanut M&Ms too. What box wine pairs well with Popcorn and Milk Duds? Posted by: Just Lily at August 06, 2024 12:41 PM (RLLZj) 377
Then that would give them an excuse in Congress to not certify the election and throw the whole thing to the SC.
SCOTUS would have no say. Like impeachment, Congress can refuse to certify the election for any reason they choose. The question is how many of them believe they might be punished by an enraged electorate? Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2024 12:41 PM (U7wke) 378
Walz was the only one who would accept the VP offer.
- I've been looking for a high prestige, high pay, do nothing job. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 12:41 PM (L/fGl) 379
I was reading about the JFK assassination over the weekend… the SS unholstered weapons that day just to prevent the local coroner from conducting the autopsy. They were pissed and essentially strong-armed the body out of the hospital onto AF1
Posted by: LinusVanPelt -------- One JFK assassination theory, was that it was a Secret Service guy that did the coup de grace head shot by accidentally firing the new to them AR into JFK's head. By this theory, Oswald's shots hit JFK's neck and Connally but the Secret Service accidentally killed JFK. Like most JFK theories, a lot is floating around out there but there will never be definitive proof one way or another by now. That is why the files have been kept secret, they will essentially give plentiful axes to hack at the administrative state for its sheer incompetence and malice. State, FBI, Secret Service, CIA, and perverting the course of justice by no less than Chief Justice Warren would probably be revealed in them. Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 12:41 PM (qdbNv) 380
I hope everyone's having a meaty, musky Tuesday.
Thank you so much for the good wishes, Mr. O'Spades! I find the selection of a dusky bull really helps in achieving that. Posted by: David F. at August 06, 2024 12:41 PM (a3Q+t) 381
She picked the BurgerMeister MeisterBurger
Posted by: Duh at August 06, 2024 12:42 PM (Ahg10) Posted by: Frank Capt. Yossarian at August 06, 2024 12:42 PM (X1WfU) 383
Keith Ellison on the Walz pick (WCCO CBS):
Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison called the pick an "extremely wise choice," that shows Harris is "smart, bold and ready to win." He also called Walz "accessible, friendly" and an "ally of Americans working hard for a living." Posted by: mrp at August 06, 2024 12:42 PM (rj6Yv) 384
What's interesting is she picked someone to shore up the base, but they were already going to vote for her anyway.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 06, 2024 12:42 PM (PDf99) 385
Let's return back to the subject of Iran, while staying on the subject of Walz:
https://tinyurl.com/8wjcnh44 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2024 12:42 PM (gq5yh) 386
It doesnt make the top 5 concerns of voters, but its part of his platform.
Top 5 BTW are Inflation and prices: Immigration Economy Crime and policing Abortion I think the 5th is suspect, maybe a top 10 issue, but I cant imagine there are that many deranged femicunt baby killers that want the right to murder infants restored nationally but maybe Im wrong Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at August 06, 2024 12:39 PM (DBZuM) They're coming after your paycheck and your kids, all in service to illegals and demonic pedophiles. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 06, 2024 12:42 PM (KbCG3) 387
He was the pick that scared me the most. Picking him would suggest that Kamala Harris is making a play for the middle.
I just wanted to say, yeppers. I had a bunch of lines ready to make you guys feel better if she picked Josh. This pick today - wow. it says they're looking beyond 2024 to me. As far as josh having problems as Divide mentions, sure I guess but THAT WAS HIM COVERING FOR THE PA DEMS. he was "being a good soldier" they all do that! to "get" him for that was NOT going to happen if he was the pick. I think it's just pure and simple antisemitism. which is actually starting to worry me a little, that the Antifa and A-wannabees are this bad, and this much in power. Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 06, 2024 12:42 PM (s3qiR) 388
I finished my 21 career as an Army Infantry Officer in the MN Guard. It was openly known that Walz dropped his retirement papers the same day his artillery battalion got orders for Iraq. His Battalion Commander at the time confirmed that when I asked him. By the way, don't let him pretend he retired as a SGM, he was never promoted beyond MSG.
Posted by: Assassin6 at August 06, 2024 12:43 PM (GBYzV) 389
Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison called the pick an "extremely wise choice," that shows Harris is "smart, bold and ready to win." He also called Walz "accessible, friendly" and an "ally of Americans working hard for a living."
Posted by: mrp at August 06, 2024 12:42 PM (rj6Yv) '... who must surrender their children to the State.' Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 06, 2024 12:43 PM (PDf99) 390
>>One JFK assassination theory, was that it was a Secret Service guy that did the coup de grace head shot by accidentally firing the new to them AR into JFK's head.
One particularly retarded theory. Fixed that for you. There was no AR 15 there. Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 12:43 PM (X1WfU) 391
SCOTUS would have no say. Like impeachment, Congress can refuse to certify the election for any reason they choose. The question is how many of them believe they might be punished by an enraged electorate?
Posted by: I used t ======== They actually would. Scotus got involved in the 2000 election because a federal law dating back to 1880's applied to when the safe harbor date was for states to submit electoral slates to Congress. Congress just recently passed a law that makes it more difficult for Congress not to certify a vote-ironically affecting Dems when aimed at Trump. Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 12:43 PM (qdbNv) 392
VAN said that? Doesn't he hate the JOOOOOOS?
Van Jones turned out to be pretty much the voice of the (D) party in the run-up to Biden quitting. So him saying that now is interesting. Will the DNC disown Kamala and let her and Soros try and win by themselves? Posted by: Ian S. at August 06, 2024 12:43 PM (2ocoG) 393
I wish Walz's support of BLM riots was a political liability, but he got reelected easily in 2022.
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at August 06, 2024 12:39 PM (V6W16) In Minnesota, but the rest of the country is a different animal. It seems that evene a lot of blacks have disavowed the BLM scam movement. Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 12:44 PM (Kcw7x) 394
Anyone here know election law well enough to know whether Kackling Kamalal is stuck with the Nazi and it's too late for her to switch?
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 12:24 PM (Kcw7x) Has the convention voted on the nomination yet? Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2024 12:44 PM (U7wke) 395
394 Anyone here know election law well enough to know whether Kackling Kamalal is stuck with the Nazi and it's too late for her to switch?
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 12:24 PM (Kcw7x) Has the convention voted on the nomination yet? Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2024 12:44 PM (U7wke) ======= They've voted for her as the nominee, but not the VP, I believe. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 12:44 PM (GBKbO) 396
Tampon Tim and the Jizz-gargling Gutter Whore.
Posted by: Coming soon to voting booths everywhere at August 06, 2024 12:36 PM (q1Zxb) ===== Catchy. Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 12:44 PM (DRSnL) 397
383 Keith Ellison on the Walz pick (WCCO CBS):
Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison called the pick an "extremely wise choice," that shows Harris is "smart, bold and ready to win." He also called Walz "accessible, friendly" and Thanks, woman abuser. We appreciate your insight. Keith Ellison should be floated down a frozen rover on a pyre. Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 12:44 PM (d2kuJ) Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 12:45 PM (V13WU) 399
Ace one time the KGB tried to turn a Frenchman by threatening to tell his wife of an affair and he just said " tell her" LOL The French were immune to that.
Posted by: steevy In Italy, for 25 Euros, you can get a woman, an espresso afterwards, and some flowers and biscotti to take home to your wife. Posted by: Cheri at August 06, 2024 12:45 PM (oiNtH) 400
By the way, don't let him pretend he retired as a SGM, he was never promoted beyond MSG.
Posted by: Assassin6 at August 06, 2024 12:43 PM (GBYzV) - So he'll claim that he's a seasoned guardsman. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2024 12:45 PM (gq5yh) 401
stabbings to boot. Shapiro as DA covered up for the fiance who was the most likely suspect because he is close friends (including political) with that fiance's well connected family.
Arnie Schwarzenegger has entered the chat. Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 06, 2024 12:45 PM (JpcBn) 402
If Harris had any constituency or base inside the Democrat Party, why did she pick Welz?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2024 12:45 PM (l3206) 403
Picking this far-left loon as VP only underscores what I've been saying the moment this filthy whore was anointed the candidate: She hasn't even locked down the core Democrap base, primarily because they don't like her. She needed a radical leftist commie to try to appeal to that base.
This is a yuge problem for her. Even Joe Shithead somehow had a better hold on the base than she does. By contrast, Trump has a strong hold on his core base. He always did. That puts him in a much better position to try to go after additional voters outside his base. Posted by: Elric Blade at August 06, 2024 12:46 PM (iFTx/) 404
402 If Harris had any constituency or base inside the Democrat Party, why did she pick Welz?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2024 12:45 PM (l3206) ======== I read it as this: Kamala is an establishment tool. They needed to consolidate leftist money men, so they went with a leftist VP. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 12:46 PM (GBKbO) 405
@390
>>One particularly retarded theory. Fixed that for you. There was no AR 15 there. From Wiki.... The ArmaLite AR-15 is a select-fire, gas-operated, air-cooled, magazine-fed rifle manufactured in the United States between 1959 and 1964. Designed by American gun manufacturer ArmaLite in 1956. So I'll rate the proffered conspiracy theory, within the realm of possibility. Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2024 12:46 PM (XV/Pl) 406
And, the "Forward" notes Walz's prior support for Ilhan Omar.
Posted by: mrp at August 06, 2024 12:46 PM (rj6Yv) 407
One particularly retarded theory.
Fixed that for you. There was no AR 15 there. Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 12:43 PM (X1WfU) - Of course not! It was an AR 1. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2024 12:46 PM (gq5yh) 408
What box wine pairs well with Popcorn and Milk Duds?
Posted by: Just Lily at August 06, 2024 12:41 PM (RLLZj) Franzia white Zinfandel Posted by: Goes with pretty much anything at August 06, 2024 12:46 PM (q1Zxb) Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 12:46 PM (V13WU) Posted by: RUReadingthis at August 06, 2024 12:47 PM (aQ25I) 411
Keith Ellison should be floated down a frozen rover on a pyre.
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 12:44 PM What did we ever do to you? Posted by: Mars & Lunar rovers at August 06, 2024 12:47 PM (a3Q+t) 412
I want somebody to ask Biden what he thinks of Kamala's pick, and don't help him by telling him who it is...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 06, 2024 12:47 PM (PiwSw) 413
His ditching his unit when called to Iraq is common knowledge amongst my fellow MN conservatives. He also lied about his rank. Vance should have a field day with him. Aside from what others have said about him, the worst offense and DQ in my book was that he knowingly put CV-19 patients in.....NURSING HOMES! He is responsible for their deaths. Murdering pig. BTW I call him Gov. Ozempic. He just dropped a bunch of weight and fast guessing he was going to be Coupmala's booty call.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 06, 2024 12:47 PM (DmptV) 414
Safe bet: fellow Minnesotan Sen. Amy Klobuchar's asshole puckered up a lot when this choice was announced because she knows what it means.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 06, 2024 12:47 PM (KSNKu) 415
One person's socialism is another person's neighborliness."
I'm not really that fond of my neighbors. Posted by: fd Quite a few of my neighbors are also my kin. They're okay. There's also a few I've known for decades. They're okay too. But there's some newbies in my rural community that are definitely sus. Side note... I keep seeing these ads for "Jesus he gets us" telling me to love my neighbors even if they're freaks. No. I will not love and accept people who reject reality, morality, and/or decency. Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 06, 2024 12:47 PM (4XwPj) 416
Mondale/Ferraro in 1984 was the last Minn person on a national ticket. Let's hope for the same result
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2024 12:48 PM (kCLO6) 417
382 >>Imagine the stress that flying that many missions caused.
------------ It broke Art Garfunkel. --------------- I thought Art got cut in half by a propeller? Posted by: Pudinhead at August 06, 2024 12:48 PM (FmapG) 418
Keith Ellison should be floated down a frozen rover on a pyre.
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 12:44 PM What did we ever do to you? Posted by: Mars & Lunar rovers at August 06, 2024 12:47 PM Or us? Posted by: Irish Rovers at August 06, 2024 12:48 PM (a3Q+t) 419
Rachel Levine's Before Picture.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 12:48 PM (krQz2) 420
And holy F that guy looks like he is in his 80's Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2024 12:34 PM I'm pretty sure the combined age of the Trump/Vance ticket is younger then the combined age of the Harris/Walz ticket. It's kinda close. Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 06, 2024 12:48 PM (RKVpM) 421
Harris/Walz
A completely ridiculous ticket. Testing the outer limits of plausible fortification. Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 06, 2024 12:48 PM (Te7DI) 422
If Harris had any constituency or base inside the Democrat Party, why did she pick Welz?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2024 12:45 PM (l3206) ======== I read it as this: Kamala is an establishment tool. They needed to consolidate leftist money men, so they went with a leftist VP. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 12:46 PM (GBKbO) _________ See my post above. I don't think this is about money men. I doubt they are suddenly gonna get excited about some closeout-bin creep from an Undiscovered State. I think this is about trying to lock down her core leftwing base. Posted by: Elric Blade at August 06, 2024 12:48 PM (iFTx/) 423
Rachel Levine in drag.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 12:48 PM (krQz2) 424
Heh...Clay and Buck are already calling him "Tampon Tim".
Posted by: Orson at August 06, 2024 12:49 PM (dIske) 425
One particularly retarded theory.
Fixed that for you. There was no AR 15 there. Posted by: garrett ====== Supposedly it was a CAR AR15 jungle carbine and SF variant often reported as an M-16. Theory has floated around for awhile in print and on firearm talk sites. Something happened at Dallas that day that caused the entire national law enforcement and intel community to launch a massive coverup. The fact that it is still treated as verboten to release those files even under Trump decades later means those files are very embarrassing to the administrative state. Then Sirhan's particularly fishy claimed assassination of RFK added insult to injury. Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 12:49 PM (qdbNv) 426
>>I thought Art got cut in half by a propeller?
No. He ditched his plane into the sea and floated to safety in the lifeboat. He kept complaining about people not wanting to fly with him because he kept crashing planes into the ocean. Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 12:49 PM (X1WfU) 427
Of course not!
It was an AR 1. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2024 12:46 PM (gq5yh) AR30. Twice as lethal, twice the weapon of war. One trigger pull, 900 bullets fired, shoots through schools, explodes bodies on contact. Posted by: The AR45 was scrapped as too hazardous at August 06, 2024 12:50 PM (q1Zxb) 428
By the way, don't let him pretend he retired as a SGM, he was never promoted beyond MSG.
Posted by: Assassin6 at August 06, 2024 12:43 PM (GBYzV) ___ He's a coward as far as I'm concerned, regardless of what rank he was. I served with junior enlisteds who were on their third trip to Iraq while Walz was too scared to go over there once. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 06, 2024 12:50 PM (DPVkC) 429
I read it as this:
Kamala is an establishment tool. They needed to consolidate leftist money men, so they went with a leftist VP. --- It's hilarious that we are absolutely just speculating on this because there are literally no primary results to point out who her base of support is. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2024 12:50 PM (l3206) 430
422 See my post above. I don't think this is about money men. I doubt they are suddenly gonna get excited about some closeout-bin creep from an Undiscovered State. I think this is about trying to lock down her core leftwing base.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 06, 2024 12:48 PM (iFTx/) ======= I just don't think these choices affect the base all that much. Top of the ticket, sure, but not VP. I'm not saying that Walz fixes much of anything. In fact, he probably fixes close to nothing, but that doesn't mean that the powers that be aren't trying to do something, anything, to stem bleeding where it matters. Also, they don't care about voters. They care about money. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 12:50 PM (GBKbO) 431
AR stands for Assault Rifle.
Posted by: DU commmenters & the MSM at August 06, 2024 12:50 PM (a3Q+t) 432
I want somebody to ask Biden what he thinks of Kamala's pick
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 06, 2024 12:47 PM (PiwSw) --- I like a lot of different ice creams myself. Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at August 06, 2024 12:50 PM (krQz2) 433
424 Heh...Clay and Buck are already calling him "Tampon Tim".
Posted by: Orson at August 06, 2024 12:49 PM (dIske) "Aren't these righties just so weird for obsessing over a guy putting tampon machines in boys' locker rooms? What weirdos." - DU Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 06, 2024 12:50 PM (KbCG3) 434
429 It's hilarious that we are absolutely just speculating on this because there are literally no primary results to point out who her base of support is.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2024 12:50 PM (l3206) ======= We do have primary results, though. They're a tiny bit aged, but we do have them. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 12:50 PM (GBKbO) 435
AR stands for Assault Rifle.
Posted by: DU commmenters & the MSM at August 06, 2024 12:50 PM (a3Q+t) --- Apocalypse Rifle. Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 12:51 PM (krQz2) 436
Let's see, put sick CV-19 patients in nursing homes, killing the occupants. Signed on as a refuge for trannies and illegals. Let Minneapolis and St.Paul burn for days. Ditched hs guard unit when they were going to Iraq. Lied about his rank. Signed a bill putting tampons in the boys bathrooms. Then called us weird. LOL.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 06, 2024 12:51 PM (DmptV) 437
431 AR stands for Assault Rifle.
Posted by: DU commmenters & the MSM at August 06, 2024 12:50 PM (a3Q+t) And what is the definition of an 'assault rifle' o wise commentors? Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 06, 2024 12:51 PM (PDf99) 438
The British government is against its citizens.
Muslims 'defending' a mosque waving weapons like machetes. And the police are asking them to turn their weapons into the mosque instead of trying to break things up and arresting them. Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 12:51 PM (AylSc) 439
With the east coast gangsters not having any skin in the Harris/Waltz ticket, what are the odds they will be interested in stealing for these two clowns?
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 06, 2024 12:51 PM (FmapG) 440
@421
>>Testing the outer limits of plausible fortification. Let's just come to the collective realization that about half the country is just straight up lunatics, you couple that with a conservative voter base that just doesn't vote and then you throw in millions of illegals who shouldn't be voting, but lets face it, their ballots are being counted and that's how you got to where we've gotten to, and we've got a long way to go before the maniacs in charge are finished with their Fundamental Transfromation. Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2024 12:52 PM (XV/Pl) 441
Timmah was also one of the liars who said Biden was doing just fine 3 weeks ago.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 06, 2024 12:52 PM (DmptV) Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 06, 2024 12:52 PM (PDf99) Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 12:53 PM (AylSc) 444
439 With the east coast gangsters not having any skin in the Harris/Waltz ticket, what are the odds they will be interested in stealing for these two clowns?
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 06, 2024 12:51 PM (FmapG) You don't pimp the idea that Trump is the end of democracy and then just let it happen. The D ticket is nominal. They just needed two eligible bodies to occupy the space on the ballot. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 06, 2024 12:53 PM (KbCG3) 445
Let's see, put sick CV-19 patients in nursing homes, killing the occupants. Signed on as a refuge for trannies and illegals. Let Minneapolis and St.Paul burn for days. Ditched hs guard unit when they were going to Iraq. Lied about his rank. Signed a bill putting tampons in the boys bathrooms.
let's be honest -- that appeals to the left's base Posted by: brak at August 06, 2024 12:53 PM (NGHTx) 446
Mrgunsngear
@Mrgunsngear The local "news" just did a story on Tim Walz being selected for Vice President and it highlighted his military service. So I did one search about his military record and saw multiple articles like this one. Make of that what you will... "Third Command Sergeant Major corroborates story of Walz dodging deployment" https://t.co/0e8qXJtaJt #TimWalz #kamala 9:03 AM · Aug 6, 2024 Julin told Alpha News he doesn’t really take issue with Walz using the CSM title after not completing all of the requirements to earn the rank. What matters to him most is how he walked away from his troops. He wanted to share his story ahead of the election because he believes Minnesotans deserve better. "Why should we be quiet? He uses the military to promote himself when he abandoned his soldiers,” he said. “He let the soldiers down. How can you be entrusted to be the governor of Minnesota when if something is not to your liking, you quit or you serve yourself and not others?” Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 06, 2024 12:53 PM (9aVck) 447
Animated Rifle.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 06, 2024 12:53 PM (PDf99) 448
And what is the definition of an 'assault rifle' o wise commentors?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 06, 2024 12:51 PM Any scary black rifle we are afraid of and don't like! Posted by: DU commmenters & the MSM at August 06, 2024 12:53 PM (a3Q+t) 449
Shapiro is smarter than Walz, is a better politician than Walz, is from a critical swing state, and wasn't governor in 2020, so you can't show videos of buildings in your state burning on your watch.
.. Shapiro was Pennsylvania State Attorney General in 2020. He oversaw most of the litigation against the Trump campaign. Posted by: SMOD at August 06, 2024 12:53 PM (RHGPo) 450
The press is pushing the Walz pick is a shift to the left. When did a woman's right to choose, education, healthcare, etc. become "leftwing"?
Walz was picked to shore up the Democratic base because what will win this election will be turnout. For once, innstead of letting our adversaries "define" us, we are defining them. As long as we stay on message and stay united, we should be able to do this. we need more than the left. We need the Haley voters. This does nothing in that regard Most Haley voters won't vote for Harris. The same crap was said in 2016 - "oh, 2/3 of the party is against Trump, how can he win?" The same thing happens every cycle. More media lies. Walz is a shift to the center. He's a moderate. And his gun stance will go over well in the Midwest. Walz is no moderate- except perhaps on guns, he's to the left of Harris. He governed as progressively as Whitmer, and has the record to prove it. He's a perfect progressive. We should not reject the progressive and liberal left tag and call him a moderate. Times have changed. The country wants a complete progressive ticket which we have now. Embrace it! Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 06, 2024 12:54 PM (JCZqz) 451
While it may have several meanings, "manny" is an old slang term for drug dealer. "I'm just waitin' on my man."
Posted by: SFGoth at August 06, 2024 12:54 PM (KAi1n) 452
Angry rifle.
Agitated Rifle. Aggressive rifle. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 06, 2024 12:52 PM (PDf99) --- Annihilation Rifle. Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 12:54 PM (krQz2) 453
I just dont really see the case for Walz unless other people took themselves out of contention and he was the only one left.
Genuinely think he hurts the ticket. Sickening how far left dems have gone. I'm old enough to remember when they had to pretend to not be liberal. Now they are openly marxist. Posted by: Lacra at August 06, 2024 12:54 PM (4pwAx) 454
Dear lackwits with evil motives.
AR is Armalite, original inventor of the AR-15. Posted by: Anna Puma AR = Aggrieved Rifle How dare the Democrats try to oppress the aggrieved! Oppressors! Evil! /sarcasm off Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2024 12:55 PM (VNX3d) 455
AR = Practice Fundamentals
Posted by: Weasel at August 06, 2024 12:55 PM (uGpeQ) 456
Avant (Garde) Rifle
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 06, 2024 12:55 PM (PDf99) Posted by: spypeach at August 06, 2024 12:55 PM (UuB/1) 458
So Walz is just a paler crazier version of Jean Francois Cary.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 12:55 PM (AylSc) 459
450 More media lies. Walz is a shift to the center. He's a moderate. And his gun stance will go over well in the Midwest.
Walz is no moderate- except perhaps on guns, he's to the left of Harris. He governed as progressively as Whitmer, and has the record to prove it. He's a perfect progressive. We should not reject the progressive and liberal left tag and call him a moderate. Times have changed. The country wants a complete progressive ticket which we have now. Embrace it! Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 06, 2024 12:54 PM (JCZqz) ======== Such discord. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 12:55 PM (GBKbO) 460
Asshoe Rifle
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 06, 2024 12:55 PM (v6JzV) 461
Alien Rifle!
Posted by: Guy with Big Hair on THC at August 06, 2024 12:55 PM (PDf99) 462
I keep seeing these ads for "Jesus he gets us" telling me to love my neighbors even if they're freaks. No. I will not love and accept people who reject reality, morality, and/or decency.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 06, 2024 12:47 PM (4XwPj) You'll notice that in the whole string of ads, it's the normal people who have to accept and love the other, and never the other way around. It's a thinly disguised way of saying that normal people are hateful and need to change, while the freaks and hairies (ten years after) don't and just need to be respected and loved. Sure, Jesus saved a whore from a stoning, but afterwards told her to go and sin no more. The ads say one side needs to repent but the other is good just the way they are. Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 06, 2024 12:56 PM (FCbAQ) 463
Progressive has gone from “tax the rich” to “cut your son Richie’s penis off.”
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 06, 2024 12:56 PM (7PziG) 464
Jack Poso 🇺🇸
@JackPosobiec MN Army Guard Lt Col: “Walz was known to put himself in for additional devices (oak leaves, good conduct loops, service stars) w/o being remotely close to completing the criteria. Joes, Peers and Superiors could not stand him, very pretentious person that should've never been promoted beyond E6." 9:10 AM · Aug 6, 2024 Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 06, 2024 12:56 PM (9aVck) Posted by: Pudinhead at August 06, 2024 12:56 PM (FmapG) 466
463 Progressive has gone from “tax the rich” to “cut your son Richie’s penis off.”
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 06, 2024 12:56 PM (7PziG) If he's able to escape the womb. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 06, 2024 12:57 PM (KbCG3) 467
The country wants a complete progressive ticket which we have now. Embrace it!
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 06, 2024 12:54 PM (JCZqz) ===== LOL Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 12:57 PM (DRSnL) 468
Amalgamated Rifle
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 06, 2024 12:57 PM (PDf99) 469
Who is the maniac that is writing this script?
Posted by: Dr. Rumack at August 06, 2024 *** You rang? Posted by: Zombie Jack Kerouac at August 06, 2024 12:57 PM (J2vNu) 470
416 Mondale/Ferraro in 1984 was the last Minn person on a national ticket. Let's hope for the same result
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2024 12:48 PM (kCLO6) I was actually wondering the other day what Ferraro would think of a woman who ascended to office by means of servicing powerful men's cocks, being not just VP but now the top of the ticket. Posted by: Principle or party, which would win? at August 06, 2024 12:57 PM (q1Zxb) 471
467 The country wants a complete progressive ticket which we have now. Embrace it!
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 06, 2024 12:54 PM (JCZqz) ===== LOL Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 12:57 PM (DRSnL) ======= This at the same time that Kamala has retracted pretty much every progressive stance she had during her 2020 presidential campaign...which ended with her dropping out before Iowa. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 12:58 PM (GBKbO) Posted by: Random Movie Quotes at August 06, 2024 12:58 PM (Ectld) 473
Tampon Tim and the Jizz-gargling Gutter Whore.
Posted by: Coming soon to voting booths everywhere at August 06, 2024 12:36 PM (q1Zx Catchy. Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 12:44 PM (DRSnL) It really is. Like an old timey folk group. Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 12:58 PM (lmY9R) 474
Heels Up Harris and Tampon Tim.
Elton John's less-than-stellar follow up to Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 06, 2024 12:58 PM (Q0kLU) 475
The D ticket is nominal. They just needed two eligible bodies to occupy the space on the ballot.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 06, 2024 12:53 PM (KbCG3) Correct. When the AI gets better, it will be used. These two will have no actual power and whether they are too stupid to realize it or simply don't care is irrelevant. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 06, 2024 12:59 PM (KSNKu) 476
"Mondale/Ferraro in 1984 was the last Minn person on a national ticket. Let's hope for the same result."
But with fire. Posted by: Ribbed at August 06, 2024 12:59 PM (IHRQq) 477
You'll notice that in the whole string of ads, it's the normal people who have to accept and love the other, and never the other way around.
It's a thinly disguised way of saying that normal people are hateful and need to change, while the freaks and hairies (ten years after) don't and just need to be respected and loved. Sure, Jesus saved a whore from a stoning, but afterwards told her to go and sin no more. The ads say one side needs to repent but the other is good just the way they are. Posted by: OneEyedJack ======= You are supposed to love the sinner and hate the sin. So recognizing others as a child of the Lord and a sinner as we are is one thing. Loving the sins done by another is something quite different and results in an inversion of values espoused in the Good Book. Inversion is a clear sign of Stan. Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 12:59 PM (qdbNv) 478
MN Army Guard Lt Col:
“Walz was known to put himself in for additional devices (oak leaves, good conduct loops, service stars) w/o being remotely close to completing the criteria. Joes, Peers and Superiors could not stand him, very pretentious person that should've never been promoted beyond E6." 9:10 AM · Aug 6, 2024 Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 06, 2024 *** Sounds just like Hillary's VP pick, that Kaine guy. He looked like the sniffy inventory or office manager who counts the boxes of paper clips in the storage closet, and comes down on you if you take one more than you should. Posted by: Zombie Jack Kerouac at August 06, 2024 12:59 PM (J2vNu) 479
Acme Rifle
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 06, 2024 12:59 PM (v6JzV) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2024 01:00 PM (l7RQo) 481
The ArmaLite AR-15 is a select-fire, gas-operated, air-cooled, magazine-fed rifle manufactured in the United States between 1959 and 1964. Designed by American gun manufacturer ArmaLite in 1956.
So I'll rate the proffered conspiracy theory, within the realm of possibility. Posted by: Thomas Bender The military hadn't accepted it yet. Much less government agencies. Possible but highly unlikely. In November 1963, McNamara approved the U.S. Army's order of 85,000 XM16E1s; and to appease LeMay, the Air Force was granted an order for another 19,000 M16s. In March 1964, the M16 rifle went into production and the Army accepted delivery of the first batch of 2129 rifles later that year, and an additional 57,240 rifles the following year. By the end of November, Kennedy was dead.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices 482
Joe Manchin-
My friend Governor Tim Walz will bring normality back to the most chaotic political environment that most of us have ever seen. All of the candidates were strong and any one of them would have been a great pick, but I can think of no one better than Governor Walz to help bring our country closer together and bring balance back to the Democratic Party. Governor Walz is the real deal. I look forward to continuing to work with him to bring normalcy back to Washington. Posted by: redridinghood at August 06, 2024 01:00 PM (NpAcC) 483
@471
>>This at the same time that Kamala has retracted pretty much every progressive stance she had during her 2020 presidential campaign...which ended with her dropping out before Iowa. She's basically running on being an outsider, reformer and change agent while being the VP for the last four years. Obama was able to pull of that trick in 2012. I don't know, with a compliant media anything is possible. Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2024 01:00 PM (XV/Pl) 484
482 Joe Manchin-
My friend Governor Tim Walz will bring normality back to the most chaotic political environment that most of us have ever seen. All of the candidates were strong and any one of them would have been a great pick, but I can think of no one better than Governor Walz to help bring our country closer together and bring balance back to the Democratic Party. Governor Walz is the real deal. I look forward to continuing to work with him to bring normalcy back to Washington. Posted by: redridinghood at August 06, 2024 01:00 PM (NpAcC) ======= *done to footage of Minneapolis burning* Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 01:00 PM (GBKbO) 485
"He was the pick that scared me the most. Picking him would suggest that Kamala Harris is making a play for the middle."
MIDDLE ... of the far left? Posted by: illiniwek at August 06, 2024 01:01 PM (Cus5s) 486
Speaking of WWII bombers and Catch 22, the book The Bridgebusters by Thomas McKelvie Cleaver tells the true story of Joseph Heller's unit. I was shocked to learn that many of the most outrageous things Heller described in Catch 22, which I thought were surely exaggerations, were true. First and foremost, the constant redefinition of the number of missions in a tour. Also like Yossarian, Heller was offered a deal to do PR work for his commanders' benefit in order to stop flying missions. Unlike Yossarian, Heller accepted.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 01:01 PM (L/fGl) 487
well, the DU update kinda confirms:
This is a great pick ... for losers. They know it and are ordering cases of Organic Turd Polish from Amazon. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2024 01:01 PM (l3206) 488
483 She's basically running on being an outsider, reformer and change agent while being the VP for the last four years.
Obama was able to pull of that trick in 2012. I don't know, with a compliant media anything is possible. Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2024 01:00 PM (XV/Pl) ======= Her campaign is being run by Obama people. They won in 2008 by doing that. It must work again! They're in amber set in 2008. The leftist base is probably going to end up hating Obama because he won't grow with the times. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 01:01 PM (GBKbO) 489
482 Joe Manchin-
My friend Governor Tim Walz will bring normality back to the most chaotic political environment that most of us have ever seen. All of the candidates were strong and any one of them would have been a great pick, but I can think of no one better than Governor Walz to help bring our country closer together and bring balance back to the Democratic Party. Governor Walz is the real deal. I look forward to continuing to work with him to bring normalcy back to Washington. Posted by: redridinghood at August 06, 2024 01:00 PM (NpAcC) This is the newly independent Joe Manchin, correct? Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 06, 2024 01:01 PM (KbCG3) 490
Manchin Statement On Governor Walz As Pick For Vice President
Charleston, WV—Today, U.S. Senator Joe Manchin (I-WV) released the following statement on Vice President Kamala Harris choosing Governor Tim Walz (D-MN) as her running mate. “My friend Governor Tim Walz will bring normality back to the most chaotic political environment that most of us have ever seen. All of the candidates were strong and any one of them would have been a great pick, but I can think of no one better than Governor Walz to help bring our country closer together and bring balance back to the Democratic Party. Governor Walz is the real deal. I look forward to continuing to work with him to bring normalcy back to Washington.” Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 06, 2024 01:02 PM (9aVck) 491
This at the same time that Kamala has retracted pretty much every progressive stance she had during her 2020 presidential campaign...which ended with her dropping out before Iowa.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 12:58 PM (GBKbO) Her reversing positions (ahem) is the wink, the Tampon Tim pick is the nod. Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 01:02 PM (lmY9R) 492
Joe Manchin-
My friend Governor Tim Walz will bring normality back to the most chaotic political environment that most of us have ever seen. All of the candidates were strong and any one of them would have been a great pick, but I can think of no one better than Governor Walz to help bring our country closer together and bring balance back to the Democratic Party. Governor Walz is the real deal. I look forward to continuing to work with him to bring normalcy back to Washington. Posted by: redridinghood Joe's just looking for things to do since he doesnt need to need to don a flannel shirt and pick up a shotgun to make an ad to con the rubes. Posted by: BruceWayne at August 06, 2024 01:02 PM (CIS44) 493
*done to footage of Minneapolis burning*
------- There are a lot of missed opportunities for some very powerful campaign ads done cheaply. Too much caution in the political classes. Posted by: Ribbed at August 06, 2024 01:02 PM (IHRQq) 494
oh, the middle pick was Shapiro
Posted by: illiniwek at August 06, 2024 01:02 PM (Cus5s) Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 01:02 PM (xCA6C) 496
It really is. Like an old timey folk group.
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 *** "The one on the right was on the Left, And the one in the middle was on the Right . . . And the guy in the rear . . . Was a Methodist." ( -- Johnny Cash) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 06, 2024 01:02 PM (J2vNu) Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 01:02 PM (lmY9R) 498
Daily Wire:
But when Walz was running for governor in 2018, former members of the National Guard spoke out about his service, with a retired command sergeant major saying he “embellished and selectively omitted facts of his military career for years.” In an open letter posted to Facebook that year, retired Command Sergeants Major Thomas Behrends and Paul Herr wrote that Walz retired just a few months after receiving a warning order that his battalion would be deployed to Iraq – even though he told military personnel he would be going on the mission. “On May 16th, 2005, [Walz] quit, betraying his country, leaving the 1-125th Field Artillery Battalion and its Soldiers hanging; without its senior Non-Commissioned Officer, as the battalion prepared for war,” Behrends and Herr wrote. Posted by: SMOD at August 06, 2024 01:02 PM (RHGPo) 499
448 And what is the definition of an 'assault rifle' o wise commentors?
Posted by: Aetius451AD ======== Technically a mid power rifle cartridge that has full auto/semi auto aka select fire capability for urban and close range fighting. The Stg 44 and the AK were early examples and their cartridges are very close in design. Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 01:03 PM (qdbNv) 500
Sen Ted Cruz press conference is tearing the acting USSS head a new a$$hole for failing to give adequate protection to Trump and protection to RFK Jr.
Now Ted do something constructive and shoot the b@stard. Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 01:03 PM (AylSc) 501
Dingbat / Weirdo 2024
WALZMENTUM Posted by: wth at August 06, 2024 01:03 PM (v0R5T) 502
"They know it and are ordering cases of Organic Turd Polish from Amazon."
That's how I read it, too. Posted by: Ribbed at August 06, 2024 01:03 PM (IHRQq) 503
Julin told Alpha News he doesn’t really take issue with Walz using the CSM title after not completing all of the requirements to earn the rank. What matters to him most is how he walked away from his troops.
He wanted to share his story ahead of the election because he believes Minnesotans deserve better. "Why should we be quiet? He uses the military to promote himself when he abandoned his soldiers,” he said. “He let the soldiers down. How can you be entrusted to be the governor of Minnesota when if something is not to your liking, you quit or you serve yourself and not others?” Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 06, 2024 12:53 PM (9aVck) As a civilian, over the years I've seen reservists and NG folks find all sorts of ways to shirk when "the call" came. I told one right to his face that I never wanted to hear that "blank check" bullshit ever again. What bothers me isn't the going into those spots for the benefits etc., it's that as soon as the cost/benefit analysis changes, they flee. The moment of truth reveals a yellow stripe. It's happened to people forever, but when you sign up for it, you gotta do what you gotta do. Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 06, 2024 01:03 PM (FCbAQ) 504
I think the 5th is suspect, maybe a top 10 issue, but I cant imagine there are that many deranged femicunt baby killers that want the right to murder infants restored nationally but maybe Im wrong
I wonder how those people would feel if you pointed out that making abortion a federal issue means the "Bible-thumpers" could ban it outright. I wonder how many would find a strange new respect for federalism. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2024 01:03 PM (U7wke) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2024 01:04 PM (gq5yh) 506
Instead of My Word as a Biden, does Walz say My Word to the Fuhrer?
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 01:04 PM (lmY9R) 507
376 What box wine pairs well with Popcorn and Milk Duds?
Bota Box "RedVolution", what else?! Reminds me of how our family got to referring to box wine as "Cardboard wine". Went into the market and asked the cashier where the cardboard wine was. She didn't bat an eye as she showed me . Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 06, 2024 01:04 PM (gfztU) 508
The left should be happy the guy who designed th Armalite was named Eugene Stoner. Hey, man. Watch this.
Posted by: Eromero at August 06, 2024 01:04 PM (3Q4mi) 509
The woman who stabbed herself in the back 20 someodd times that was ruled a Clintonesque suicide? Posted by: Stu Podaso ======= And frontal stabbings to boot. Shapiro as DA covered up for the fiance who was the most likely suspect because he is close friends (including political) with that fiance's well connected family. Posted by: whig She had her own personal Iron Maiden. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2024 01:04 PM (63Dwl) 510
And what is the definition of an 'assault rifle' o wise commentors?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Ima go with the commonly accepted term: An assault rifle is a select fire rifle that uses an intermediate-rifle cartridge and a detachable magazine. Assault rifles were first put into mass production and accepted into widespread service during World War II. The first assault rifle to see major usage was the German StG 44, a development of the earlier Mkb 42.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices 511
Joe Manchin Translation: I'm going to be out of a job soon. I'd love to work in a Kamala/Walz administration doing something. Anything. God help me, I don't want to go back to West Virginia!!! Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2024 01:04 PM (+oR7L) 512
Vice President Kamala Harris’s presidential campaign is reportedly concerned about “&^^%^%^” Pennsylvanians voicing displeasure over the selection of Gov. Tim Walz (D-MN) instead of Gov. Josh Shapiro (D-PA) as her running mate. Shortly after it was revealed Walz would be the pick over Shapiro and other finalists, Philadelphia Inquirer national political reporter Julia Terruso spoke with a Harris campaign staffer who expressed worry about Pennsylvanians voicing anger over the pick at Tuesday night’s Harris-Walz rally in Philadelphia. The staffer reportedly wondered if “some asshole” would boo at the rally, which Shapiro said he would attend.
Posted by: SMOD at August 06, 2024 01:04 PM (RHGPo) 513
anyone remember Tim Pawlenty? Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 01:04 PM (plL4B) 514
Hah! JD says Harris bent the knee to the left wing of the party. I don't think that's by accident.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 01:05 PM (xCA6C) 515
Say, with a MN fellow on the ticket, are we gonna discuss the dirty Scandis?
The Icebacks and the Frostbacks? The fondness for casserole torture? Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2024 01:05 PM (l3206) 516
I don't think this changes anything. I said when Trump was in MN recently that I admired his effort in going but that the state was already lost. Let's be real - Walz let Minneapolis burn AND THEN WAS REELECTED GOVERNOR.
It's a Blue state. It's not complete ruined yet, like Illinois, but the people seem determined to get there. Posted by: Wally at August 06, 2024 01:05 PM (hqVaF) 517
Now Ted do something constructive and shoot the b@stard.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 01:03 PM (AylSc) - Vigilantism is a slippery slope. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2024 01:05 PM (gq5yh) 518
Apocalypse Rifle
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 06, 2024 01:05 PM (hOUT3) 519
Seems like a resounding clunker of a choice.
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 06, 2024 01:05 PM (tf4XU) 520
so I take it this Walz mook is a bad pick
Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2024 01:05 PM (/7KEl) 521
which Shapiro said he would attend.
Posted by: SMOD at August 06, 2024 01:04 PM (RHGPo) I think he's going to introduce Walz. Posted by: spypeach at August 06, 2024 01:05 PM (UuB/1) 522
I got Pawlenty of nothing, and nothing is Pawlenty for me.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 06, 2024 01:06 PM (JazRo) 523
Adequate Rifle.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 01:06 PM (tT6L1) 524
I can't tell if they're throwing in ther towel with this pick, or that they are so sure they'll steal it that they don't care.
Posted by: Rbastid at August 06, 2024 01:06 PM (b5Ndj) 525
Atomic Rifle (rated at) 15 (Hiroshimas)
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 01:06 PM (krQz2) 526
JD is killing it. He's very good at speaking extemporaneously.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 01:06 PM (xCA6C) 527
I think now with the Donk slate set, team Trump is going to go hammer and tongs after these two.
The ads against Walz practically write themselves. Also, I think like everyone else who tries to come up with a cutsey phrase to use against Trump, he simply Judo Flips that sh*t right back at them. Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2024 01:06 PM (XV/Pl) 528
It's kind of funny that Biden is never mentioned as being a consultant in this pick.
I mean, elder statesman who heroically stepped aside so the next generation could take over. A wise and grizzled political mind such as his should be one of the first you'd consult. Odd that you haven't heard anything about his influence over this selection. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 06, 2024 01:07 PM (KbCG3) 529
And what is the definition of an 'assault rifle' o wise commentors?
scary looking and has a thing that goes up Posted by: brak at August 06, 2024 01:07 PM (NGHTx) 530
"Vigilantism is a slippery slope."
Well, yeah, with all the blood on the ground. That's why you round up your enemies you don't kill and put them on mop detail. Posted by: Ribbed at August 06, 2024 01:07 PM (Ectld) 531
Walz reminds me of Dennis Hastert.
Posted by: mr tmz at August 06, 2024 01:07 PM (rJ48h) 532
Minnesota was starting to look like a Trump pick-up state. But now with Walz on the Dem ticket, Minnesotans are flocking back to team Blue for a chance to kick Walz out of the state for four years.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 06, 2024 01:07 PM (UuUuC) 533
I want somebody to ask Biden what he thinks of Kamala's pick, and don't help him by telling him who it is...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes Tell Joe she picked Shapiro and watch Dark Brandon go on an antisemitic rant. Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 06, 2024 01:07 PM (umPFM) 534
Minnesota elects people like Al Franken and Jesse Ventura
Minnesota is not a serious state IMO no offense meant to MN morons Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2024 01:07 PM (/7KEl) Posted by: More AR at August 06, 2024 01:08 PM (q1Zxb) 536
JD is killing it. He's very good at speaking extemporaneously.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 01:06 PM (xCA6C) --- "Which is weird." -- Kamala Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 01:08 PM (krQz2) 537
It's kind of funny that Biden is never mentioned as being a consultant in this pick.
I mean, elder statesman who heroically stepped aside so the next generation could take over. A wise and grizzled political mind such as his should be one of the first you'd consult. Odd that you haven't heard anything about his influence over this selection. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 06, 2024 01:07 PM (KbCG3) ---------- Joe is being memory holed. Amazing how much he's not missed by the press. Almost like it's an intentional lack of curiosity. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 01:08 PM (tT6L1) 538
"I can't tell if they're throwing in ther towel with this pick, or that they are so sure they'll steal it that they don't care."
Prepare to fast forward! Posted by: Random Movie Quotes at August 06, 2024 01:08 PM (Ectld) 539
Atomic Rifle (rated at) 15 (Hiroshimas)
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 *** Destroys everything for two miles around! The trouble is, the rifle only has a range of one mile. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 06, 2024 01:08 PM (J2vNu) 540
Slippery slope? We're halfway down the slope already.
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 06, 2024 01:08 PM (tf4XU) 541
537 It's kind of funny that Biden is never mentioned as being a consultant in this pick.
I mean, elder statesman who heroically stepped aside so the next generation could take over. A wise and grizzled political mind such as his should be one of the first you'd consult. Odd that you haven't heard anything about his influence over this selection. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 06, 2024 01:07 PM (KbCG3) ---------- Joe is being memory holed. Amazing how much he's not missed by the press. Almost like it's an intentional lack of curiosity. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 01:08 PM (tT6L1) That's the best part about all of this. Even as the world burns, Joe has been disappeared. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 06, 2024 01:08 PM (KbCG3) 542
"During the Iraq War, he served in... Italy. Whoa, that's what I call hazard duty."
I've always been very careful to say that I was in the Army *during* Desert Storm, but was not in the sandbox. I was in Germany. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at August 06, 2024 01:08 PM (xPJvm) 543
Minnesota was starting to look like a Trump pick-up state. But now with Walz on the Dem ticket, Minnesotans are flocking back to team Blue for a chance to kick Walz out of the state for four years.
Posted by: Chuck Martel ISWYDT. *snort
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices 544
"Amazing how much he's not missed by the press. Almost like it's an intentional lack of curiosity."
We need to make Harris own this administration now anyway. It's time to stop referring to it as Biden's economy and refer to it as Biden and Harris's economy. Every time. Posted by: Ribbed at August 06, 2024 01:09 PM (Ectld) 545
I am leaning towards their throwing in the towel this match…
Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2024 01:09 PM (PCK5/) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 06, 2024 01:09 PM (JazRo) 547
And what is the definition of an 'assault rifle' o wise commentors?
scary looking and has a thing that goes up Posted by: brak at August 06, 2024 01:07 PM (NGHTx) --- Any rifle you can assault somebody with. Like an assault lamp or assault ashtray. Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 01:09 PM (krQz2) 548
Sure, Jesus saved a whore from a stoning, but afterwards told her to go and sin no more. The ads say one side needs to repent but the other is good just the way they are.
Posted by: OneEyedJack ======= You are supposed to love the sinner and hate the sin. So recognizing others as a child of the Lord and a sinner as we are is one thing. Loving the sins done by another is something quite different and results in an inversion of values espoused in the Good Book. Inversion is a clear sign of Stan. Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 12:59 PM (qdbNv) Absolutely yes. Those silly commercials (I’d say they’re insidious) forget that when someone is rejecting God and his laws, the most loving thing you can do for them is point out their sin and the consequences of no repentance. So many have forgotten Jonathan Edwards…. Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2024 01:09 PM (6RwsA) 549
Vigilantism is a slippery slope.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2024 01:05 PM (gq5yh) "Suddenly, we're all concerned about slopes, I see." -- Cheatle, petting her cat Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 06, 2024 01:09 PM (KbCG3) 550
A wise and grizzled political mind such as [Biden's] should be one of the first you'd consult.
Odd that you haven't heard anything about his influence over this selection. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 06, 2024 *** Oh, his mind is grizzled, all right. Maybe we should spell it "grisly." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 06, 2024 01:09 PM (J2vNu) 551
Hah! JD says Harris bent the knee to the left wing of the party. I don't think that's by accident.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 01:05 PM (xCA6C) He's going up in my estimation. Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 01:10 PM (lmY9R) 552
Walz? Campaign music: We don't need to water, let the MF'er burn. Or something like that the song went.
Posted by: scampydog at August 06, 2024 01:10 PM (2bFN5) 553
Chopping kids sex organs and mammaries off, giving them illustrated books on minor children sucking ducks, taking them to get twerked on by drag queens - all very normal and mainstream.
Wanting to protect children from mutilation and sexual abuse, well that's just fucking weird. Posted by: How very weird! at August 06, 2024 01:10 PM (q1Zxb) 554
Nood
Posted by: Thanatopsis at August 06, 2024 01:11 PM (ZUxK6) 555
Walz will have some sex scandal come out. Probably a rapey one
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 06, 2024 01:11 PM (7PziG) 556
Vigilantism is a slippery slope.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2024 01:05 PM (gq5yh) --- So was the Rubicon. Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 01:11 PM (krQz2) 557
Nood. More about the top story.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2024 01:11 PM (U7wke) 558
Oh, his mind is grizzled, all right.
Maybe we should spell it "grisly." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 06, 2024 01:09 PM (J2vNu) Or gristly. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at August 06, 2024 01:11 PM (xPJvm) 559
It's a Blue state. It's not complete ruined yet, like Illinois, but the people seem determined to get there.
Posted by: Wally ======= One is going to have to reclaim blue states politically if only to avoid a civil war. Trump going to blue states is important for congressional and legislative seats which languish when a party can no longer win at the presidential level. Quite a few good folks here live in blue states for a variety of reasons. Any of them would welcome signs of recognition by the national GOP figures and large rallies such as Trump's in New Jersey give heart to those people. Not everything needs to be about political calculus as it turns out that doing the right thing usually benefits a politician regardless of the prior pundit take. Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 01:11 PM (qdbNv) 560
That's the best part about all of this. Even as the world burns, Joe has been disappeared. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 06, 2024 *** Even better: the magical disappearance of Jill & Hunter. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 06, 2024 01:11 PM (J2vNu) 561
am leaning towards their throwing in the towel this match…
Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2024 01:09 PM (PCK5/) People thought that in 2020 with the basement, the Harris pick, everything else. Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 01:11 PM (lmY9R) 562
Reminds me of how our family got to referring to box wine as "Cardboard wine". Went into the market and asked the cashier where the cardboard wine was. She didn't bat an eye as she showed me .
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 06, 2024 01:04 PM (gfztU) Cardbordeaux. Classy like. Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 06, 2024 01:11 PM (FCbAQ) 563
That's the best part about all of this. Even as the world burns, Joe has been disappeared.
Pelosi said that she hasn't spoken to Joe since he "voluntarily" withdrew from the race. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 06, 2024 01:11 PM (uxCna) 564
USSS could not discuss in Congressional hearings what are their anti-drone capabilities.
In others, they got nothing. Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 01:11 PM (AylSc) Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2024 01:12 PM (+oR7L) 566
My definition of an "Assault Rifle" depends on the era.
Germany's Mauser, the 1903 Springfield, Lee Enfield, etc. All should be considered "Assault Rifles." Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 01:12 PM (tT6L1) 567
Like an assault lamp or assault ashtray.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 01:09 PM (krQz2 *hic* Posted by: Hillary! at August 06, 2024 01:13 PM (2wLXd) 568
Even better: the magical disappearance of Jill & Hunter.
YOU'D BETTER LET ME OUT OF THIS CLOSET, BUSTER, OR THERE'LL BE TROUBLE! Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden! at August 06, 2024 01:13 PM (uxCna) 569
Hah! JD says Harris bent the knee to the left wing of the party. I don't think that's by accident.
______ I'm not very good at subtle humor, it usually goes over my head. Is Vance implying that Kamala had to blow Walz to get him to agree to be on the ticket? Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 06, 2024 01:13 PM (UuUuC) 570
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2024 01:09 PM (6RwsA)
I agree with your points You surely know this, but whenever Edwards gets mentioned here, it is the context of "Sinners In The Hand of An Angry God" which many of us had to read in high school. However, he is the most prolific theological writer America ever produced and one can find his writings on the net which cover a huge variety of theological subjects. I just hate for this great man to be reduced to one sermon. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2024 01:14 PM (dTTBf) 571
I am not encouraged that two of the 3 main PowerLine pundits are virtually cackling with glee. Frankly, Hayward and Johnson are not very good at prognosticating. Hayward in particular is a bad sign.
Hinderaker, OTOH, stuck to "Walz is a POS", which is quite correct. Posted by: Eeyore, the weird donkey at August 06, 2024 01:14 PM (1bNHn) 572
This is a quote from last week from our murdering piece of cunt governor.
"One person's socialism is another person's neighborliness" Posted by: Minnfidel at August 06, 2024 01:16 PM (DmptV) 573
Atomic Rifle (rated at) 15 (Hiroshimas) Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 *** Destroys everything for two miles around! The trouble is, the rifle only has a range of one mile. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 06, 2024 01:08 PM (J2vNu) Daveeeeeeey... Davy Crockett King of the Wild Frontier! Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2024 01:18 PM (y9nCu) 574
Nice update
Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 06, 2024 01:26 PM (AZ+sh) Posted by: "Ted" Theodore Logan and Bill S. Preston Esq. at August 06, 2024 01:29 PM (umPFM) 576
>>Repost from this morning of my take on it.
https://bit.ly/3X3kThL from Dave in Fla Can anyone provide an active link? Thanks Posted by: electronic means at August 06, 2024 01:45 PM (g0Dmp) 577
I have mentioned this before, but Walz is a sack of shit. But do not underestimate him or the DFL machine that he controls here. He won handily on 2022 with his wolf in sheep's clothing, aw shucks neighbor bullshit. It works, especially on the women. He looks normal. He has all of his stupid "man of the people" costumes he wears for photo ops. He is dangerous.
Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at August 06, 2024 01:47 PM (5C4od) 578
i served in first Gulf War. well actually, i got asked to volunteer to patrol ports in the gulf (US Coast Guard) but i turned them down cuz i was in college and nailing hotties.
Posted by: Kamala's Throat at August 06, 2024 01:52 PM (3TalN) 579
534 Minnesota elects people like Al Franken and Jesse Ventura
Minnesota is not a serious state IMO no offense meant to MN morons Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2024 01:07 PM (/7KEl) None taken. The electorate here is mildly retarded, at best. Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at August 06, 2024 02:02 PM (5C4od) 580
all I can say is thank God. Shapiro would have delivered Penn, and maybe the election. Walz will deliver nothing and alienate many. Harris should have bluffed out the Jew haters, where else can they go?
Posted by: docweasel at August 06, 2024 02:22 PM (m6SnD) 581
I remember when 0bama was supposed to tack the the center, but he ran harder to the Left and won.
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at August 06, 2024 03:54 PM (vEzja) 582
Hair A** would select the worse of t he worse from the bottom of the Dumpster
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 06, 2024 04:48 PM (wGqjj) 583
Nic update.
Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 06, 2024 08:51 PM (lY72Y) 584
>>Repost from this morning of my take on it.
https://bit.ly/3X3kThL from Dave in Fla Can anyone provide an active link? Thanks Posted by: electronic means at August 06, 2024 01:45 PM (g0Dmp) --------------- x.com/dave_in_fla/status/1820818521447596304 Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 06, 2024 08:58 PM (lY72Y) 585
Nobody made Shapiro go serve in the IDF instead of the Army. If he wants to be vice President then he can be vice President of fucking Israel.
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