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Facing $1 Billion Lawsuit for Defamation Already Branded Malicious by Judge, CNN Attempts to Mitigate Its Liability By Claiming That the Victim of Their Defamation Violated... Sharia Law, So It's Fair to Call Him a Sex Trafficker

The judge has already ruled that CNN's story was false. And not just false -- the media skates on its many defamations by claiming an absence of malice in posting untrue defamations -- but also malicious.

Not just defamatory, then, but showing malice in their defamation.

And the victim of this malicious defamation is therefore eligible for punitive damages, which could top $1 billion.

Why did CNN target this man?

Simple -- he was rescuing women who cooperated with the US from reprisals by the Taliban. They were abandoned by Joe Biden, and I guess CNN decided to destroy this man because, by rescuing the victims of Joe Biden's disastrous bug-out, he embarrassed Biden.

Their emails prove that they were deliberately attempting to destroy this man and "ruin his reputation."

Nicholas Fondacaro of Newsbusters:


The case may not be as well known (yet), but CNN could be facing a defamation liability rivaling or exceeding the $787 million Fox News paid out to Dominion Voting Systems. NewsBusters recently reported on Florida's First District Court of Appeals affirming that plaintiff Zachary Young could seek punitive damages, in addition to economic and emotional damages, from the Cable News Network in a civil trial after they allegedly defamed him regarding his work in getting people out of Afghanistan. The total could near or exceed $1 billion.

For that outcome to be remotely in the cards, Young needed to prove malice and according to the ruling, he's done exactly that. "Young sufficiently proffered evidence of actual malice, express malice, and a level of conduct outrageous enough to open the door for him to seek punitive damages," Judge L. Clayton Roberts wrote in the court's ruling.

The court felt the high bars for actual and expressed malice were met because of internal CNN messages that were extremely vicious toward Young. Correspondent Alex Marquardt, the "primary reporter" expressed in a message to a colleague that he wanted to "nail this Zachary Young mfucker" and thought the story would be Young's "funeral." On that declaration of wanting to "nail" Young, CNN editor Matthew Philips responded: "gonna hold you to that cowboy!"

Alongside Marquardt, CNN senior editor Fuzz Hogan, who's a member of CNN's internally lauded "Triad" of editorial, legal, and standards/practices oversight personnel, described Young as "a shit."

In an interview with NewsBusters, Vel Freedman, the lawyer representing Young, said that "everyone makes mistakes" but what CNN's messages showed was a "systemic problem" inside the network. He added that their internal mechanism for accountability had "clearly failed" and opened themselves to "massive, massive liability."

Freedman told NewsBusters that his client had lost between $40-60 million in economic opportunity over the course of his now-damaged career as a security contractor since people in the field no longer wanted to work with him. If a jury awarded his client for emotional damages, the upper end could be as high as $600 million. The court recognizing the malice and outrageous conduct by CNN, effectively removed the cap on punitive damages in the State of Florida.

All of that meant CNN could be facing upwards of $1 billion in total damages.

The case hinged on CNN's use of the phrases "black market" and "exploited" to describe Young's legitimate business helping corporately sponsored Afghans escape the country as it collapsed around them and the Taliban retook control. Young's clients included Audible and Bloomberg News - one of CNN's industry peers, and he saved 24 people.

Freedman said CNN essentially "branded [Young] a human trafficker" and a "war profiteer" and broadcasted it to millions of households.

Jake Tapper, the host whose show the allegedly defamatory story ran on (The Lead), also made a point to note that people seeking escape were given "no guarantee of safety or success." Yet, at no point could CNN prove that what Young was doing was a scam. In fact, their editors admitted in messages that couldn't find evidence of it.

So CNN falsely accused this man, Without Evidence as Jake Tapper's snarky (and defamatory) chyrons might say, of committing major crimes including sex trafficking, war profiteering, and selling people on the black market.

And the judge has already ruled this was not just false but expressly maliciously false.

So what can they do?

Well, CNN is doubling down: They're claiming that this man broke Sharia law in Taliban-controlled Afghanistan -- by rescuing these women from the punishments the Taliban wanted to visit on them -- so isn't he a criminal one way or the other?

And doesn't that lessen the defamation CNN inflicted on him? After all, if he's a Sharia Law criminal, what's the big diff if CNN also calls him a sex trafficker?

So in their panic CNN is now trying to argue that Young was committing the crime of human trafficking under Taliban Sharia law and that he should have respected the will of the Taliban to rape, torture, and murder the women he was saving.

CNN essentially blamed Young's insistence that they accused him of a crime for their choice to cite Sharia law to prove their innocence:

But, even if Young is right that CNN accused him of illegal conduct--which CNN vigorously disputes--he still cannot prevail on his claims (...) discovery has indicated that the activities Young directed and funded almost certainly were illegal under Taliban law, as the Taliban prohibited Afghans (especially woman) from exiting the country without permission and vastly restricted their movement inside the country.


Nicholas Fondacaro
@NickFondacaro


What's the most ridiculous, desperate thing CNN could do to try to get out the $ 1 billion defamation suit against them?
This is it:


CNN cites Sharia law for their innocence in defamation suit, argue Navy vet is a criminal for saving women


One of the opening lines of CNN's latest filing argues that Zachary Young, in helping to get women out of Taliban oppression, carried out "activities he orchestrated and funded, which involved moving women out of Afghanistan, almost certainly were illegal under Taliban rule"

CNN goes on to argue that they were right to suggest Young was a criminal in their allegedly defamatory report, because "To get women out, the operators on the ground were required either to break the law directly or to find someone to break the law for them."

CNN listed off a series of illegal activities Young was supposedly guilty of: "avoiding the Taliban," "mak[ing] it past the Taliban checkpoints," and keeping "people hidden from the Taliban"--i.e., all activities that were illegal in Afghanistan at the time."

A CNN spokesperson told me: "Young takes issue with CNN referring to the conditions on the ground as a black market. Acknowledging the state of local law is a necessary part of the legal analysis. There is no good faith reading of CNN's filing that supports such a false, reckless, and malicious characterization."

In a normal world, other media organizations would be covering this and taking CNN's "cowboy culture" -- as the judge branded their "let's cancel whoever we want with lies" form of "journalism."

But we're not in a normal world, we're in Evil Clown World, we're in Marxist Will-to-Power World, we're in Orwell's World, so only right-leaning outlets are covering this.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:25 PM




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1 Hmm

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 05, 2024 03:24 PM (aD39U)

2 *waves hand*

this is not the poll thread you're looking for

Posted by: Shenanigans at August 05, 2024 03:24 PM (pZ0Mr)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

4 You don't hate the media enough.

You think you do, but you don't

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 05, 2024 03:24 PM (N1DT3)

5 The court felt the high bars for actual and expressed malice were met because of internal CNN messages that were extremely vicious toward Young. Correspondent Alex Marquardt, the "primary reporter" expressed in a message to a colleague that he wanted to "nail this Zachary Young mfucker" and thought the story would be Young's "funeral." On that declaration of wanting to "nail" Young, CNN editor Matthew Philips responded: "gonna hold you to that cowboy!"

=======

On all their other stories, I'm sure they're research is detailed and unbiased.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 03:25 PM (GBKbO)

6 Next: No President who violates Sharia Law can continue to be protected by the USSS.

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2024 03:25 PM (krQz2)

7 Pay up.

Posted by: huerfano at August 05, 2024 03:26 PM (VGOMa)

8 An editor named Fuzz? T-Boo not sounding so bad after all, is it?

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 03:27 PM (pZEOD)

9 In a normal world, other media organizations would be covering this and taking CNN's "cowboy culture" -- as the judge branded their "let's cancel whoever we want with lies" form of "journalism."

=======

I remember the line that the press actually isn't leftist, they just go after salacious stories because they generate clicks.

This is a pretty salacious story. It's a pretty salacious story affecting a rival, a competitor.

And yet...the NYT isn't covering it front page with regularity?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 03:27 PM (GBKbO)

10 >>You don't hate the media enough.

You think you do, but you don't


I don't think it's possible, really.

Eventually you are going to bump up against the Laws of Thermodynamics.

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2024 03:27 PM (BwNH5)

11 All within the party, nothing outside the party, nothing against the party

-CNN

Posted by: brak at August 05, 2024 03:27 PM (25k9m)

12 Matthew Philips responded: "gonna hold you to that cowboy!"

Good gravy.

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 03:27 PM (pZEOD)

13 I am a bit confused....when did "sharia law" become the criminal code of the United States?


I mean outside of Michigan and Minnesota.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 05, 2024 03:28 PM (QNSds)

14 Sharia "Law."

Haha, that's good. Pull the other one.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 03:28 PM (v6JzV)

15 And yet...the NYT isn't covering it front page with regularity?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 03:27 PM (GBKbO)
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Yeah. Not all of us buy that theory that the press isn't really volunteer Pravda.

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2024 03:28 PM (krQz2)

16
Speaking of lawsuits...

pickle-smooching fake "journalist" don lemon is supposebly suing Twitter and Elon Musk personally.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024 03:28 PM (b4oSi)

17 You don't hate the media enough.

You think you do, but you don't
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 05, 2024 03:24 PM (N1DT3)

And I will note: Until their HQs are up in flames and EVERY employee and executive is run out of the county, tarred and feathered, YOU DON'T HATE THEM ENOUGH

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 05, 2024 03:29 PM (N1DT3)

18 Oh, Sharia
Our law holds on, holds on

Posted by: Steve Perry at August 05, 2024 03:29 PM (krQz2)

19 4 You don't hate the media enough.

You think you do, but you don't
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 05, 2024 03:24 PM (N1DT3)
--------

Only a Sith Lord has that power, we're only human.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 05, 2024 03:29 PM (RLLZj)

20 The left: Why don't you people DO SOMETHING about all this crime and terrorism and stuff? Misogyny and racism AMIRIGHT?

Also the left: Let's claim this guy rescuing women from the Taliban is actually a sex trafficker...I mean it will be funny and he's a white guy that probably voted for Trump right?

Also also the left: Sex trafficking is like a made up right wing talking point

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2024 03:29 PM (oZhjI)

21 Uncovered meat, man. They deserve all the rape, torture, acid disfigurement, immolation and murder they get.

Posted by: CNN - Highly Progressive and Pro-woman at August 05, 2024 03:30 PM (q1Zxb)

22 Is Discovery-Warner (?) still happy they bought that turd of a network?

Let's see them write off that loss on the books.

Posted by: s_tenhoff at August 05, 2024 03:30 PM (w9Wax)

23 between this one and the Snuffalupagus suit there may be some tough days in store for the wallets of the MSM.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 05, 2024 03:30 PM (CIS44)

24 So what's CNN's proposed solution?

Send all of these women back into Afghanistan, where they will certainly be raped and murdered?

What if one of their female reporters was trapped in Afghanistan? Would they feel the same way?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 05, 2024 03:31 PM (7fElN)

25 the extent and scope of the malfeasance and criminality enabled and inspired by this current administration is incalculable

Posted by: kallisto at August 05, 2024 03:31 PM (dCxaZ)

26 Remember when the Sound of Freedom guy was rescuing under age sex slaves?

The left's complain with the movie isn't that the Island Raid wasn't real...because it was real and well documented...their complaint was they didn't distinguish between voluntary and non-voluntary sex workers. And yes we are still talking about KIDS.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2024 03:31 PM (oZhjI)

27 So what's CNN's proposed solution?

Send all of these women back into Afghanistan, where they will certainly be raped and murdered?

What if one of their female reporters was trapped in Afghanistan? Would they feel the same way?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at Augu

Eggs, omelets, you know the thing.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 05, 2024 03:31 PM (CIS44)

28
Sharia Law? Have we achieved Peak Stupid in this country yet?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 05, 2024 03:31 PM (RKVpM)

29 So in their panic CNN is now trying to argue that Young was committing the crime of human trafficking under Taliban Sharia law and that he should have respected the will of the Taliban to rape, torture, and murder the women he was saving.


heh

Posted by: Demorats at August 05, 2024 03:32 PM (NtVYv)

30 Send all of these women back into Afghanistan, where they will certainly be raped and murdered?

If I could offer a compromise...I could rape them right here in NYC and cut out the expense of sending them home!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 05, 2024 03:32 PM (oZhjI)

31 My ass hurts

Posted by: CNN at August 05, 2024 03:32 PM (NtVYv)

32 This is the ONLY time we went out of our way to defame anyone. Swearsies.

Posted by: CNN at August 05, 2024 03:32 PM (KnSjc)

33 Be back after read the content

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2024 03:33 PM (fwDg9)

34 Matthew Philips responded: "gonna hold you to that cowboy!"

They eat pudding. And suck each other's dicks.

Posted by: Ghey cowboy poets at August 05, 2024 03:33 PM (q1Zxb)

35 The left's complain with the movie isn't that the Island Raid wasn't real...because it was real and well documented...their complaint was they didn't distinguish between voluntary and non-voluntary sex workers. And yes we are still talking about KIDS.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2024 03:31 PM (oZhjI)
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They cannot argue against the God-given morality of the situation, so they have to make something up within their own twisted version of morality.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 05, 2024 03:33 PM (7fElN)

36 Sharia Law? Have we achieved Peak Stupid in this country yet?
Posted by: Divide by Zero a

I have come to believe Peak Stupid is an asymptote.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 05, 2024 03:33 PM (CIS44)

37 Correspondent Alex Marquardt, the "primary reporter" expressed in a message to a colleague that he wanted to "nail this Zachary Young mfucker" and thought the story would be Young's "funeral." On that declaration of wanting to "nail" Young, CNN editor Matthew Philips responded: "gonna hold you to that cowboy!"

Years and years after the Microsoft antitrust case, and the Enron lawsuits, why do people for big corporations still act as if e-mail is private?

It's not. (Obviously.)

I've worked on a number of contentious, high-profile issues, and every e-mail I wrote was written with the assumption that I would be on the witness stand having the e-mail read back to me by a nasty lawyer who is trying to make me look as bad as possible.

Imagine the level of arrogance required to think that you are above all that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 05, 2024 03:33 PM (uxCna)

38 I don't mind saying, if he wins a billion dollars, good for him.

F*ck CNN. With a barbed mace. In the fartclam.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

39 Their defense to calling him a sex trafficker is, "he ran a stop sign once, so he technically is a criminal."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 05, 2024 03:33 PM (5olC1)

40 Afternoon.

Violating Taliban law?

Mohammed was a pedophile shitbag, a fraud and the L. Ron Hubbard of his day. Allah is just a nymphomaniacal moon goddess that got a major promotion as Islam evolved from being a polytheistic moon worshipping cult to a psychopathic monotheistic religion with a serious mad on for Jews.

Now I just need a Quran to wipe my ass with and we're all set.

So...I think I broke a couple of Tali-laws there, right?

Posted by: Robert at August 05, 2024 03:33 PM (IJmq9)

41 My ass hurts

Have you tried sitting on one of those ring pillows? Because someones when Chastian gets a little too randy its the only thing that can help me.

Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at August 05, 2024 03:33 PM (oZhjI)

42 A broke CNN would be good for America.

Elon should buy CNN for pennys on the dollar and give Liberal women what they really need: a nice hard one.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 05, 2024 03:34 PM (fpVC1)

43

When you hate the media, but then see something like this, you hate them more.

Absolute scumbags.


Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at August 05, 2024 03:34 PM (et1vG)

44 So...should we revisit the several million GIs who fought in Europe and charge them with violating the Nuremberg laws?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 05, 2024 03:34 PM (d9fT1)

45 Boob sweat is getting heavy

Posted by: CNN at August 05, 2024 03:34 PM (NtVYv)

46 Sharia Law? Have we achieved Peak Stupid in this country yet?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 05, 2024 03:31 PM (RKVpM)

See Garrett's comment re hating the media. Similar principle.

Posted by: It's asymptomatic...or is that asymptotic? at August 05, 2024 03:34 PM (q1Zxb)

47 Imagine the level of arrogance required to think that you are above all that.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 05, 2024 03:33 PM (uxCna)
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It's an arrogance reinforced by previous experiences of never having to face the consequences of their actions.

So yes, they believe they are untouchable and unaccountable.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 05, 2024 03:35 PM (7fElN)

48
August 25, 1945 -- Hitler was right to punish Jews because, after all, they broke the Sabbath when they worked Saturdays in the camps. So they were, after all, guilty of crimes.

Posted by: Fake News CNN at August 05, 2024 03:35 PM (b4oSi)

49 Remember when a US soldier found that one of our "allies" in 'Stan was raping a boy and stopped him? And...said soldier got court martialled?

Know who talks about that story constantly? The Taliban.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2024 03:35 PM (oZhjI)

50 I don't understand CNN's handling of this entire story and why they did what they did. I don't think it was to make Biden look good.

The defamatory statements were part of their story that native Afghans who cooperated with the USA were fucked by the withdrawal, and their only choice was to pay these alleged "black market" guys tons of money with no guarantee of safety or success.

How does that make Biden look good? Just the opposite: they were reporting on what a clusterfuck the withdrawal was. Look at the chron under Tapper in the pics.

So why did CNN get a bug up their ass about Young? I really can't tell. It's almost like they had some prior bad blood with the guy. It's like someone at CNN was really jealous or upset he was making what seems like a good living rescuing people.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 05, 2024 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

51 CNN lied? Maliciously?

Say it isn't so!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 05, 2024 03:35 PM (WXNFJ)

52 That Schindler guy was breaking Nazi law.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 05, 2024 03:35 PM (63Dwl)

53 Boob sweat is getting heavy
Posted by: CNN at August 05, 2024 03:34 PM (NtVYv)




UNDERBOOB!!!!



Posted by: Dr. Shannon Klingman at August 05, 2024 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

54 Charles Schwab and Fidelity crashed

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 05, 2024 03:36 PM (NtVYv)

55 There has to be a Caterpillar with Tapper's name on it. There's room for another St Pancake.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 05, 2024 03:36 PM (60Pmi)

56 Consider, if they hate a man saving women from 3rd century barbarism this much-- how much more do they hate American conservatives?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 05, 2024 03:36 PM (5olC1)

57 Can we get a poll on how many people think CNN should be abolished?

Posted by: Dr. T at August 05, 2024 03:36 PM (jGGMD)

58 The Left's great weakness: emotional incontinence. They cannot conceal their viciousness. An advantage we haven't exploited nearly well enough.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 05, 2024 03:36 PM (b+7kE)

59
I have come to believe Peak Stupid is an asymptote.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 05, 2024 03:33 PM




asymptote /ăs′ĭm-tōt″, -ĭmp-/
noun

A line whose distance to a given curve tends to zero. An asymptote may or may not intersect its associated curve. A line which approaches nearer to some curve than assignable distance, but, though infinitely extended, would never meet it. Asymptotes may be straight lines or curves. A rectilinear asymptote may be conceived as a tangent to the curve at an infinite distance. A straight line which a curve approaches arbitrarily closely, as they go to infinity. The limit of the curve, its tangent "at infinity".


Posted by: Improve Your Word Power at August 05, 2024 03:36 PM (RKVpM)

60 Boob sweat is getting heavy
Posted by: CNN

Boob thread!!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 05, 2024 03:37 PM (WXNFJ)

61 There are unconfirmed reports of explosions at Ain Al-Asad airbase in Iraq, which houses U.S. forces.

fap fap fap - Lindsey Graham

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 05, 2024 03:37 PM (/U5Yz)

62 In the news business, like the playwright business, it is sometimes hard to know exactly how to frame a story. In my case, I remember the advice I received from Julius Streicher, back in the day. He told me, "Franz, you can't go wrong by working towards the Fuhrer".

Posted by: Franz Liebkind at August 05, 2024 03:37 PM (CV8a5)

63 indices about 3% down, across the board

Steady as she goes

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 05, 2024 03:37 PM (NtVYv)

64 The Left's great weakness: emotional incontinence. They cannot conceal their viciousness. An advantage we haven't exploited nearly well enough.

I saw that just wouldn't be cricket now would it?

Posted by: John Smyington III your local GOP bigwig at August 05, 2024 03:37 PM (oZhjI)

65 I seriously hope the entire news media sector is bankrupted.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 05, 2024 03:37 PM (Q4IgG)

66 I thought that Kamala Crash had to do with the hype bubble bursting.

But no such luck.

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2024 03:37 PM (krQz2)

67 If this doesn't kill them...

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at August 05, 2024 03:37 PM (qZdIZ)

68 Dow - 1080

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 05, 2024 03:37 PM (NtVYv)

69 Can we get a poll on how many people think CNN should be abolished?
Posted by: Dr. T at August 05, 2024 03:36 PM (jGGMD)




I just want them to have a natural happenstance of bankruptcy and an equipment fire sale, that's all.

Posted by: Dr. Shannon Klingman at August 05, 2024 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

70 Give him the keys to CNN HQ, and the account holding all the retirement pension funds for all of their employees. They can get reimbursed instead by selling off the body parts of the CNN brass.

Posted by: Roy at August 05, 2024 03:37 PM (z+ik4)

71 Remember when a US soldier found that one of our "allies" in 'Stan was raping a boy and stopped him? And...said soldier got court martialled?

must respect local customs!!

Posted by: DoD at August 05, 2024 03:37 PM (25k9m)

72 indices about 3% down, across the board

Don't worry all those rapefugees streaming across the border needed that money more then you do racist.

Posted by: Some Leftist at August 05, 2024 03:38 PM (oZhjI)

73 Sharia Law? Have we achieved Peak Stupid in this country yet?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 05, 2024 03:31 PM


Peak Stupid is asymptotic. It can be approached, but never reached.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 05, 2024 03:38 PM (ZANHd)

74 Tryna get him noticed and killed by those who might agree with the sharia assessment.

Just saying. Sounds like a dog whistle to me.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 05, 2024 03:38 PM (uBBbP)

75 He's awarded a billion dollars.

And CNN would keep right on trucking.

Nothing means nothing.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 05, 2024 03:38 PM (KbCG3)

76 I have come to believe Peak Stupid is an asymptote.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 05, 2024 03:33 PM
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We're never going to reach peak Stupid.

Critical Stupidity is what you have to look out for.

And that's reachable.

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2024 03:38 PM (krQz2)

77
Solipsism

Posted by: another good word at August 05, 2024 03:38 PM (b4oSi)

78 Remember the hagiography for Jamal Khashoggi, a reporter who ran afoul of the Saudis?

I seem to remember a lot of condemnation about his death. But if things like Sharia law are to be respected and even put in place in lieu of western law, then wasn't Jamal's death a necessary end?

And, thus argued by CNN, the whole of that network could then be put to the scimitar for their own voiced crimes?

Posted by: Another Anon at August 05, 2024 03:38 PM (QNMaY)

79 (.) (.)
! !
. .


Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 05, 2024 03:38 PM (/U5Yz)

80 Fuck you media. Eatadik. These people are destroying our country. You can’t hate them enough. Their lies, slander and defamation of the American people has no limits.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 05, 2024 03:38 PM (d1nBw)

81 I hope the judge slaps these lawyers down hard.

CNN was clearly NOT saying he was breaking Afghan law. They were saying he was breaking US laws against human trafficking.

This blatant lie ought to get sanctions.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 05, 2024 03:39 PM (N1DT3)

82 Boob thread!!
Posted by: Tonypete a


Did you know that the number refers to the circumference of the chest and the letters indicate cup size?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 03:39 PM (v6JzV)

83 He's awarded a billion dollars.

And CNN would keep right on trucking.

Nothing means nothing.


Its something...but CNN will just ultimately get that billion back from US taxpayers.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2024 03:39 PM (oZhjI)

84 He's awarded a billion dollars.

And CNN would keep right on trucking.

Nothing means nothing.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 05, 2024 03:38 PM (KbCG3)
________

I assume they have insurance policies covering claims like this

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 05, 2024 03:39 PM (iFTx/)

85 Damn.


Strike One.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

86 Peak Stupid is asymptotic. It can be approached, but never reached.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 05, 2024 03:38 PM (ZANHd)
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Stupid: The Final Frontier

* cue Star Wars music *

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2024 03:40 PM (krQz2)

87 >>>I don't mind saying, if he wins a billion dollars, good for him.


I hope the judge ups the punitive damages just for this BS defense.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 05, 2024 03:40 PM (jGGMD)

88 Isn't it funny how The Handmaid's Tale is always coming to America but landing in some Muslim country?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2024 03:40 PM (oZhjI)

89 and taking CNN's "cowboy culture" --

Brokeback Mountain?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 05, 2024 03:40 PM (obk/l)

90 Eventually you are going to bump up against the Laws of Thermodynamics.
Posted by: garrett

Steady there Son! This is getting dangerously close to - not only math, but higher math.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 05, 2024 03:40 PM (WXNFJ)

91 Its something...but CNN will just ultimately get that billion back from US taxpayers.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2024 03:39 PM (oZhjI)
---
They just write it off, Jerry!

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2024 03:40 PM (krQz2)

92 Stupid: The Final Frontier

* cue Star Wars music *
Posted by: Axeman


Uh oh...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 03:40 PM (v6JzV)

93 >>> 6 Next: No President who violates Sharia Law can continue to be protected by the USSS.
Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2024 03:25 PM (krQz2)

*cackles*

...hey, wait a minute...

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 05, 2024 03:40 PM (FnneF)

94 Stupid: The Final Frontier

* cue Star Wars music *
Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2024 03:40 PM


ISWYDT.

Posted by: Gandalf at August 05, 2024 03:41 PM (ZANHd)

95 Peak Stupid is asymptotic. It can be approached, but never reached.

Imagine explaining to your average politically aware person in 1984 that in 40 years American elected officials will claim to now know what a woman is or what causes inflation...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2024 03:41 PM (oZhjI)

96 Did you know that the number refers to the circumference of the chest and the letters indicate cup size?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

It is in no way surprising that you clearly have made a detailed study of this field. LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at August 05, 2024 03:41 PM (WXNFJ)

97 Breaking911 @Breaking911 2m
BREAKING: Supreme Court rejects Missouri lawsuit to block Trump’s sentencing and gag order in New York hush money case - CNN

Breaking911 @Breaking911 6m
BREAKING: Federal judge says Google is exploiting its search dominance to squash competition - AP

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 05, 2024 03:41 PM (i0CiB)

98 Free D Lamp!

(With purchase of equally priced lamp)

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at August 05, 2024 03:41 PM (pYwsR)

99 *cackles*

...hey, wait a minute...

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 05, 2024 03:40 PM (FnneF)


Islam does have temporary wedding contracts to get around restrictions on prostitution. Its kind of funny to be honest.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2024 03:42 PM (oZhjI)

100 These evil motherfuckers at CNN were rooting against women being rescued from the Taliban.

Posted by: elliot at August 05, 2024 03:42 PM (uckAr)

101 You don't hate the media enough.

You can't hate the media enough.

It's impossible to ever reach infinity.

Posted by: XTC at August 05, 2024 03:42 PM (6Uni8)

102 Imagine explaining to your average politically aware person in 1984 that in 40 years American elected officials will claim to now know what a woman is or what causes inflation...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2024 03:41 PM (oZhjI)




That video of Kumswala explaining what she would do about inflation made me literally and figuratively nearly shit my pants.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

103 “Be it so. This burning of widows is your custom; prepare the funeral pile. But my nation has also a custom. When men burn women alive we hang them, and confiscate all their property.
Charles James Napier

Posted by: Constitutionalist at August 05, 2024 03:42 PM (cPGH3)

104 Stupid: The Final Frontier

* cue Star Wars music *
Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2024 03:40 PM

ISWYDT.
Posted by: Gandalf at August 05, 2024 03:41 PM (ZANHd)


I thought you died fighting Voldemort.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 05, 2024 03:42 PM (jGGMD)

105
I can't find Kharg Island, Iran LLC on the stock exchange. I have a feeling I may not find it on the map tomorrow if things get sporty tonight.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 05, 2024 03:42 PM (RKVpM)

106 What would happen if we applied Sharia law to CNN and its employees?

Posted by: Drew in MO at August 05, 2024 03:43 PM (/URNg)

107 Shit. I could have gotten a bunch out but they would have taken up too much room and I wouldn't have been able to get my Hilux with the quad machine gun mount on it out.

Posted by: Some fuckhead General at August 05, 2024 03:43 PM (xcIvR)

108 must respect local customs!!

Now do smoking hash.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 05, 2024 03:43 PM (obk/l)

109 79 (.) (.)
! !
. .


Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 05, 2024 03:38 PM (/U5Yz)

Formatting fail

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 05, 2024 03:43 PM (N1DT3)

110 That video of Kumswala explaining what she would do about inflation made me literally and figuratively nearly shit my pants.

She knew everything you could want a junior politician to know about inflation, deflation and culmination in my experience.

Posted by: Willie Brown's dick at August 05, 2024 03:43 PM (oZhjI)

111 88 Isn't it funny how The Handmaid's Tale is always coming to America but landing in some Muslim country?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2024 03:40 PM (oZhjI)

That's the funny part Christians were used as cover so the author wouldn't get rushdied, and alla the handmaiden wannabes don't get it.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 05, 2024 03:43 PM (uBBbP)

112 >>> 54 Charles Schwab and Fidelity crashed
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 05, 2024 03:36 PM (NtVYv)

Again?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 05, 2024 03:43 PM (FnneF)

113 Stupid: The Final Frontier

* cue Star Wars music *
Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2024 03:40 PM

ISWYDT.
Posted by: Gandalf at August 05, 2024 03:41 PM (ZANHd)


I thought you died fighting Voldemort.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 05, 2024 03:42 PM (jGGMD)
---
Because he didn't use the Force?

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2024 03:43 PM (krQz2)

114 CNN is saying the pimps paid good money for these women and this guy was robbing them.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 05, 2024 03:45 PM (jtM0N)

115 Stupid: The Final Frontier

* cue Star Wars music *
Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2024 03:40 PM

ISWYDT.
Posted by: Gandalf at August 05, 2024 03:41 PM (ZANHd)


I thought you died fighting Voldemort.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 05, 2024 03:42 PM (jGGMD)
---
I thought Sireens had loved him up and turned him into a horny-toad.

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2024 03:45 PM (krQz2)

116 Stupid: The Final Frontier

* cue Star Wars music *
Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2024 03:40 PM

So, is it wrong that the Cantina song started playing in my head and I thought it was perfectly appropriate?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 05, 2024 03:45 PM (N1DT3)

117 alla the handmaiden wannabes don't get it.

/Sees video of JD Vance

Uh...he's so...patriarchal!!!!

//Puts on Handmaid outfit

And so...mean and rough looking

///Locks the door and plugs in the Kitty Masher 9000

Why isn't my husband like that!?!?!!

////A loud buzzing sound is heard...

Posted by: Your average AWFL at August 05, 2024 03:45 PM (oZhjI)

118 So what was CNN's actual fucking motivation?

Seriously. I mean, is the chance to do evil worth billions to them?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 05, 2024 03:45 PM (gfztU)

119 Well, CNN is doubling down: They're claiming that this man broke Sharia law in Taliban-controlled Afghanistan -- by rescuing these women from the punishments the Taliban wanted to visit on them -- so isn't he a criminal one way or the other?

---------------

He also broke O'Sullivan's Law -- lock him up and throw away the key!

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at August 05, 2024 03:46 PM (PmvzC)

120 CNN is saying the pimps paid good money for these women and this guy was robbing them.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 05, 2024 03:45 PM (jtM0N)



Don't you understand how much money the Democrat party makes off of sex trafficking along with turning a blind eye to sex trafficking?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

121 Not so sanguine about this one:

@TomFitton 10m
The first federal court hearing in Ashli Babbitt wrongful death lawsuit has been set for tomorrow here in DC.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2024 03:46 PM (IG4Id)

122 I'm starting to get the idea that people are sick of American Pravda just telling blatant lies and smothering the truth.
Prolly my imagination. I've heard on good authority that people are stupid and powerless to fight back so... Yeh it's prolly my imagination.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 05, 2024 03:46 PM (4XwPj)

123 109 79 (.) (.)
! !
. .


Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 05, 2024 03:38 PM (/U5Yz)

Formatting fail
Posted by: Formerly Virginian


Definitely. I give up.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 05, 2024 03:46 PM (/U5Yz)

124 The New York Times Company v Sullivan.

It's time.

Posted by: DaisyB at August 05, 2024 03:47 PM (AbL8c)

125 5318008

Posted by: Sonme calculator at August 05, 2024 03:47 PM (oZhjI)

126 Well, CNN is doubling down: They're claiming that this man broke Sharia law in Taliban-controlled Afghanistan -- by rescuing these women from the punishments the Taliban wanted to visit on them -- so isn't he a criminal one way or the other?



I'm curious to see how they explain how, if that is even true, it is relevant and how it excuses what they did to the man?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

127 Judge and jury won't take kindly to this sort of garbage. But CNN doesn't have a billion dollars, so what do they have to lose by trying

Posted by: FunkySeeFunkyDo at August 05, 2024 03:47 PM (PZ42z)

128 Hey CNN now do Harriet Tubman

Posted by: TexasDan at August 05, 2024 03:48 PM (6PayA)

129 I thought Sireens had loved him up and turned him into a horny-toad.
Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2024 03:45 PM (krQz2)

You was also about to fornicate

Posted by: Delmar at August 05, 2024 03:48 PM (q1Zxb)

130 Really? Broke a religious law, CNN? Thought you people hated religious laws?

Hey, how about claiming he made them wear pants to get out!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2024 03:48 PM (0eaVi)

131 Trump violated Brosie Cannibal code by not dying when shot in the head - so we can accuse him of anything we want.

CNN Lawyers.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 05, 2024 03:48 PM (Da7Vv)

132 CNN listed off a series of illegal activities Young was supposedly guilty of: "avoiding the Taliban," "mak[ing] it past the Taliban checkpoints," and keeping "people hidden from the Taliban"--i.e., all activities that were illegal in Afghanistan at the time."
__________

So, by this logic, anyone smuggling Jews out Germany would have lost a similar defamation suit because their actions were illegal under German law.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 05, 2024 03:48 PM (Dm8we)

133 How is the Shelving Project moving along?

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2024 03:48 PM (BwNH5)

134 He cheats at bridge!

Posted by: SFGoth at August 05, 2024 03:49 PM (KAi1n)

135 133 CNN listed off a series of illegal activities Young was supposedly guilty of: "avoiding the Taliban," "mak[ing] it past the Taliban checkpoints," and keeping "people hidden from the Taliban"--i.e., all activities that were illegal in Afghanistan at the time."
__________

So, by this logic, anyone smuggling Jews out Germany would have lost a similar defamation suit because their actions were illegal under German law.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 05, 2024 03:48 PM (Dm8we)

======

California is in violation laws for advocating for trans-surgeries for children in states that don't allow them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 03:49 PM (GBKbO)

136 The most comical thing, in my mind, is how such a huge powerhouse of a media empire has such...mediocre?..
lawyers.

Posted by: Constitutionalist at August 05, 2024 03:49 PM (cPGH3)

137 Today is former president Dogeater's birthday.

What have you done to celebrate this milestone today?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2024 03:49 PM (avPVA)

138 @TomFitton 10m
The first federal court hearing in Ashli Babbitt wrongful death lawsuit has been set for tomorrow here in DC.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2024 03:46 PM (IG4Id)



Should be interesting since there's barely an autopsy report and no body as it was cremated within 24 hours of the 'killing.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

139
Charles Schwab and Fidelity crashed

Into each other?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 05, 2024 03:50 PM (63Dwl)

140 Dear Jake Tapper, your life span under Sharia will be shorter than a segment on your show. Sincerely , the West

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2024 03:50 PM (kCLO6)

141 CNN listed off a series of illegal activities Young was supposedly guilty of: "avoiding the Taliban," "mak[ing] it past the Taliban checkpoints," and keeping "people hidden from the Taliban"--i.e., all activities that were illegal in Afghanistan at the time."
__________

So, by this logic, anyone smuggling Jews out Germany would have lost a similar defamation suit because their actions were illegal under German law.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 05, 2024 03:48 PM


A reasonable man could make the argument that cnn is an acting as an agent of the taliban.


And that is a violation of US federal criminal code for failing to register as a foreign agent.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 05, 2024 03:50 PM (QNSds)

142 137 The most comical thing, in my mind, is how such a huge powerhouse of a media empire has such...mediocre?..
lawyers.
Posted by: Constitutionalist at August 05, 2024 03:49 PM (cPGH3)

Because that world runs on connections, not merit.

Posted by: Like most other things at August 05, 2024 03:50 PM (q1Zxb)

143
January 19, 1865
Harriet Tubman is a criminal.

Posted by: Fake News CNN at August 05, 2024 03:51 PM (b4oSi)

144 >>The most comical thing, in my mind, is how such a huge powerhouse of a media empire has such...mediocre?..
lawyers.


None Dare Blame DEI

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2024 03:51 PM (BwNH5)

145 Remember peons, unlike our clients you are NOT too big to fail.

Anyway, these poor refugees needed that money more then you did...

Posted by: Your government at August 05, 2024 03:51 PM (oZhjI)

146 139 @TomFitton 10m
The first federal court hearing in Ashli Babbitt wrongful death lawsuit has been set for tomorrow here in DC.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2024 03:46 PM (IG4Id)


Should be interesting since there's barely an autopsy report and no body as it was cremated within 24 hours of the 'killing.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

I'm VERY interested to see what happens with this one.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 05, 2024 03:51 PM (KbCG3)

147 Wait, if CNN is effectively working to enforce Sharia law vis-a-vis the Taliban, wouldn't that make them effectively unregistered agents of a foreign power?

I mean, we all know they already are by way of China, but still.

Posted by: Brother Tim learned to stop quibbling and love the Protestant Reformation at August 05, 2024 03:51 PM (OUMaO)

148 Today is former president Dogeater's birthday.

What have you done to celebrate this milestone today?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2024 03:49 PM (avPVA)

Dumped out a nice fat Obama and flushed it.

Posted by: Glade air freshener FTW at August 05, 2024 03:51 PM (q1Zxb)

149
CNN can cover the loss by releasing the video of Ted Turner and Jane Fonda in a three way. There must be ten's of people willing to pay to see that.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 05, 2024 03:51 PM (RKVpM)

150
And that is a violation of US federal criminal code for failing to register as a foreign agent.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 05, 2024 03:50 PM (QNSds)



*tee hee*

Posted by: Hunter Biden at August 05, 2024 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

151 >>>6 Next: No President who violates Sharia Law can continue to be protected by the USSS.

I mean... how much is that protection worth?

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 03:51 PM (KRtlO)

152 And that is a violation of US federal criminal code for failing to register as a foreign agent.

If Trump wins and really decides he wants to fight he could have a lot of fun with FARA...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2024 03:51 PM (oZhjI)

153 How is the Shelving Project moving along?
Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2024 03:48 PM


It's a poor Project Manager who expects hourly status and/or TPS reports, even, or perhaps especially, when it's a project of this importance.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2024 03:52 PM (avPVA)

154 The first federal court hearing in Ashli Babbitt wrongful death lawsuit has been set for tomorrow here in DC.

no standing

moot

it's a tax

something just go away

Posted by: Fed Courts at August 05, 2024 03:52 PM (25k9m)

155 If you're thinking, "Oh, come on! CNN can't be that stupid!" then you either have your own head or Don Lemon's fingers up your ass.

Posted by: Wally at August 05, 2024 03:52 PM (hqVaF)

156 A stupid defense is better than no defense at all?

Posted by: illiniwek at August 05, 2024 03:52 PM (Cus5s)

157 BREAKING

Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
NEW TRUMP AD: ‘Kamala Krash’

https://tinyurl.com/2tyv7z95
Ad already out!! 1:01 minutes; Bidenomics!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 05, 2024 03:52 PM (i0CiB)

158 CNN can cover the loss by releasing the video of Ted Turner and Jane Fonda in a three way. There must be ten's of people willing to pay to see that.

I'm guessing its not from the 80s or earlier?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2024 03:52 PM (oZhjI)

159 Judge and jury won't take kindly to this sort of garbage. But CNN doesn't have a billion dollars, so what do they have to lose by trying
Posted by: FunkySeeFunkyDo

Equity

Posted by: SFGoth at August 05, 2024 03:52 PM (KAi1n)

160 Isn't it funny how The Handmaid's Tale is always coming to America but landing in some Muslim country?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2024 03:40 PM (oZhjI)

---
Here's how bad leftist are at thinking:

It's the same thing with "fascism". Because Marxist and non-Marxist progressives only look at the effect of how the Nazis brought back their country from the excesses of the Weimar Republic.

Nazis didn't insist on a return of the Kaiser. They viewed themselves as a sort of progression as well. They didn't demand norms of the Hohenzollerns'.

The Nazis were committed to a sort-of representative government which served the needs of the citizens as a whole.

They just didn't pack their bags to live in Marx's head.

But because the Nazis had a role in rolling back the social excesses of the Weimar world, Nazis have been twisted into this "ultra-conservative" symbol, which really does not cohere with Gentile's and Mussolini's ideology.

But now we're left with the stupidity that you have to fear fascist ideology over any attempt to claw back from progressives who are over their skis.

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2024 03:53 PM (krQz2)

161 I have no access to CNN's internal emails; but, if they don't reference the Taliban's rules explicitly CNN is adding another lie to their malicious commentary.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 05, 2024 03:53 PM (D/KNX)

162 So, by this logic, anyone smuggling Jews out Germany would have lost a similar defamation suit because their actions were illegal under German law.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 05, 2024 03:48 PM (Dm8we)

Better not mention the underground railroad,

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at August 05, 2024 03:54 PM (VGRuw)

163
I'm VERY interested to see what happens with this one.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 05, 2024 03:51 PM (KbCG3)



I would rather see a suit for Rosanne Boyland who was dragged into the tunnel BY the capitol police and beaten to death while they prevented anyone from helping her.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

164 Posted by: Constitutionalist at August 05, 2024 03:42 PM (cPGH3)

One of my favorite quotes. I often wonder, though, how awful a widow's life must have looked to her that she went willingly to the pyre. Because they did. I can't remember what the culture dictated, which family member was expected to take her in, but they almost always opted to burn.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 05, 2024 03:54 PM (Vvh2V)

165 Didn't CNN violate Sharia law by failing to bow toward Mecca when called to pray?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 05, 2024 03:54 PM (Da7Vv)

166 Their defense is that, if you're breaking sharia law, it is by definition a black market activity. Therefore, the truth is on their side.

And the judge ruled that a reasonable jury could find these statements by CNN defamatory, not that they were already.

How CNN intends to get past those emails, though, that's going to be tough. And they're already operating at a loss. How can they shell out almost a billion?

Settle, you dumbf*cks.

Posted by: spongeworthy at August 05, 2024 03:54 PM (DWqKI)

167 TRUMP LIED AND THE STOCK MARKET DIED !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: CNN Headline News at August 05, 2024 03:54 PM (/1UO6)

168 >> Because they did. I can't remember what the culture dictated, which family member was expected to take her in, but they almost always opted to burn.


Hindu, no? Pretty sure it was India where that was customary.

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2024 03:55 PM (BwNH5)

169 Does S.E. Cupp still bloviate for CNN? What a crap show she became. Once the long-legged darling of CPAC, whoring about in a short, plaid, skirt, now a chunky mouthpiece for the rotten powers-what-be. Sad.

Posted by: Happy Harry at August 05, 2024 03:55 PM (CV8a5)

170 May CNN be only broadcast in Hell on location.

And good of Young for daring actions to save Human lives.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2024 03:55 PM (yTqdG)

171 Anyone else surprised to find out CNN is okay with Sharia law?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 05, 2024 03:55 PM (tT6L1)

172 But now we're left with the stupidity that you have to fear fascist ideology over any attempt to claw back from progressives who are over their skis.
Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2024 03:53 PM (krQz2)

What's really amusing is that the average "progressive" embraces fascism, at least on the government-controlled economy parts. And in curtailing civil rights.

Posted by: Stupid, confused, or liars? Yes at August 05, 2024 03:55 PM (q1Zxb)

173 Doesn't Sharia Law also say all Adulterers and Homosexuals must be put to death ????

Posted by: Franklin Stein at August 05, 2024 03:55 PM (/1UO6)

174 CNN can cover the loss by releasing the video of Ted Turner and Jane Fonda in a three way. There must be ten's of people willing to pay to see that.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 05, 2024 03:51 PM (RKVpM)

--------------

A throuple with Janet Reno?

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at August 05, 2024 03:56 PM (HV/gM)

175 >>>But keep feeding the beast with instagram links.

fuck off

Seriously, fuck off.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 03:56 PM (KRtlO)

176 174 What's really amusing is that the average "progressive" embraces fascism, at least on the government-controlled economy parts. And in curtailing civil rights.
Posted by: Stupid, confused, or liars? Yes at August 05, 2024 03:55 PM (q1Zxb)

=======

Democracy means the rule of the elite over the masses.

It's never been tried before.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 03:56 PM (GBKbO)

177 India

Sati

Britain's response was to stamp out the practice of burning women. How Imperialistic.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2024 03:56 PM (yTqdG)

178 175 Doesn't Sharia Law also say all Adulterers and Homosexuals must be put to death ????

Posted by: Franklin Stein at August 05, 2024 03:55 PM (/1UO6)

Well, there goes the Second Gentleman and Mayor Pete. I'm torn.

Posted by: Peaches at August 05, 2024 03:56 PM (14URa)

179 Why did they hate this guy so much?

Posted by: El Mariachi at August 05, 2024 03:56 PM (nLFEI)

180 how about this, Cat Ass Trophy: YOU assemble all the Cafe links from your permitted sources and submit them to me every fucking night. YOU do the fucking work.

How you like that?

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 03:57 PM (KRtlO)

181 Delta is pausing all flights from NYC to Tel Aviv through 8/31. The Iranians through the Hungarian embassy have advised the west they are going to attack Israel soon . If you think an 1100 Dow drop is bad , hold your privates

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2024 03:57 PM (kCLO6)

182 The Sati were the Southern Baptists of India.

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2024 03:57 PM (BwNH5)

183 Remember

CNN ignored Saddam's continuing crimes against Humanity so they could stay in Iraq.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2024 03:57 PM (yTqdG)

184 I would rather see a suit for Rosanne Boyland who was dragged into the tunnel BY the capitol police and beaten to death while they prevented anyone from helping her.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

How DARE you besmirch our Heroes in Blue! They keep us safe! Why do you hate police? Why do you hate AMERICA!

Posted by: Call BLM next time you need help! at August 05, 2024 03:57 PM (q1Zxb)

185 Ace SMASH!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 05, 2024 03:58 PM (aD39U)

186 Don't Shelve Angry, Ace.

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2024 03:58 PM (BwNH5)

187 Okay, Cat Ass Trophy?

By the way, good luck finding them on Rumble. Takes a lot of work and you have to sit through thirty seconds of ads for every ten second clip, but you're such a strong patriot with strong convictions about boycotts I'm sure you won't mind taking the forty minutes to do it.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 03:58 PM (KRtlO)

188 Why yes, I do not loathe CNN nearly enough.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at August 05, 2024 03:58 PM (gxokI)

189 Yeah the Kaiser and Hitler didn't like each other very much.
Wilhelm was an old school aristocratic asshole. But the NAZIs were modern scientifically socialist assholes.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2024 03:58 PM (oZhjI)

190 "But we're not in a normal world, we're in Evil Clown World, we're in Marxist Will-to-Power World, we're in Orwell's World, so only right-leaning outlets are covering this."

there is a literary strain of thought that says that Oceana was so vicious to its own people because it was collapsing and losing.

However the Left accuses their opponents of their own sins, so we need to start digging to find the slavers and the human traffickers among our own elite.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2024 03:58 PM (D7oie)

191 A shame.

Wonder if it's somehow connected with Jen Psaki & the House Foreign Affairs Afghanistan probe?? IDK

Axios, Jul 1, 2024 - Politics & Policy
Scoop: Jen Psaki agrees to Afghanistan probe interview, by Alex Thompson

Wikipedia, in part - On February 7, 2017, Psaki began working as a political commentator on CNN.[3]

White House Press Secretary. In November 2020, Psaki left CNN and joined the Biden–Harris transition team.[26] Later that month, Psaki was named as the White House press secretary for the Biden administration.[27][28][29]

She held her first press briefing on the evening of January 20, 2021, after the inauguration.[30] On May 6, in an interview with former senior advisor to the president David Axelrod, Psaki suggested she would depart from the position of press secretary "in about a year from now".[31][32] (Something, something and then)

On May 5, the White House announced she would be leaving the role on May 13, and named her principal deputy, Karine Jean-Pierre, as her replacement.[42]

Later career
On May 24, 2022, MSNBC announced its hiring of Psaki as a contributor...

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at August 05, 2024 03:59 PM (NFX2v)

192 Napier was in India, but the part that became Pakistan... Muzzies.

Posted by: Constitutionalist at August 05, 2024 03:59 PM (cPGH3)

193 Dp I scroll up thread to see why we now have the Incredible Hulk Ace?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2024 03:59 PM (yTqdG)

194 Anyone else surprised to find out CNN is okay with Sharia law?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 05, 2024 03:55 PM (tT6L1)


Are we allowed to stone them all to death if they are found to be guilty?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2024 03:59 PM (D7oie)

195 162 Isn't it funny how The Handmaid's Tale is always coming to America but landing in some Muslim country?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2024 03:40 PM (oZhjI)

I've always said, the Handmaids tale is basically "what if Christan countries acted like Muslim countries?"

That progressives miss this obvious point is very funny.

Posted by: El Mariachi at August 05, 2024 03:59 PM (nLFEI)

196 Is Biden still Alive ???

Any Proof of Life other then Pre-Recorded Messages ????

Posted by: Franklin Stein at August 05, 2024 03:59 PM (/1UO6)

197 tonight's cafe will be submitted by Cat Ass Trophy. Give him some encouragement, he's boycotting half of the fucking internet so it may take him some time.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 03:59 PM (KRtlO)

198 If you think an 1100 Dow drop is bad , hold your privates

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2024 03:57 PM (kCLO6)

While today's unfortunate market fluctuation is concerning, I am confident that the "they" will manufacture a roar-back prior to the November selection, so I'm trying not to sweat it. Despite the fact that, if I had testes, they would have already receded.

Posted by: Peaches at August 05, 2024 03:59 PM (14URa)

199 i'll put up a blank Cafe and allow Cat Ass Trophy to do the work on it.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:00 PM (KRtlO)

200
Settle, you dumbf*cks.
Posted by: spongeworthy at August 05, 2024 03:54 PM (DWqKI)



There's no way in HELL they thought a court would rule against them in today's America. No. Way.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

201 Are we allowed to stone them all to death if they are found to be guilty?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2024 03:59 PM (D7oie)
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Someone should ask them if their defense by Sharia also includes Sharia punishment should they lose.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 05, 2024 04:00 PM (tT6L1)

202 How is the Shelving Project moving along?
Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2024 03:48 PM (BwNH5)

Like an epileptic in a popcorn machine

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024 04:00 PM (qgGJ7)

203 Yeah the Kaiser and Hitler didn't like each other very much.
Posted by: 18-1


The Kaiser did try kissing up to Hitler big time in hopes that Der Fuehrer would put him back on the throne.

Hitler had no use for the Kaiser, so he pretty much ignored him.

Wilhelm's son also kissed a lot of Nazi ass.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 04:00 PM (v6JzV)

204 The Nazis gave the Kaiser a pretty good funeral. And the Kaiser's son was captured by the Allies at the end of World War II for serving Germany.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2024 04:00 PM (yTqdG)

205 May CNN be only broadcast in Hell on location.

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Old & Busted: Hotel California.
New Hotness: The Airport Lounge in Hell.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at August 05, 2024 04:00 PM (HV/gM)

206 Ironic that CNNs "Hail Mary" is to spout Sharia law.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 05, 2024 04:01 PM (W/lyH)

207 187 Ace SMASH!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 05, 2024 03:58 PM (aD39U)

Yeah. I'm having an extra beer just for that. It was epic.

Posted by: Peaches at August 05, 2024 04:01 PM (14URa)

208 I've always said, the Handmaids tale is basically "what if Christan countries acted like Muslim countries?"


Another part in all this...there have been Christian theocracies - the Papal States, the Teutonic Order, various German Bishoprics, etc. None of them looked like the how the left pictures a Christian Theocracy.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2024 04:01 PM (oZhjI)

209 Any current footage of Joey is Deep Fake Ai.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2024 04:01 PM (yTqdG)

210 i'll put up a blank Cafe and allow Cat Ass Trophy to do the work on it

I must have missed something.. Should I ask ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2024 04:01 PM (IyPmt)

211 211 Another part in all this...there have been Christian theocracies - the Papal States, the Teutonic Order, various German Bishoprics, etc. None of them looked like the how the left pictures a Christian Theocracy.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2024 04:01 PM (oZhjI)

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Yeah, but the Papal States in the 13th century recognized transgenderism. It was only after the establishment of America that they were colonized and forced to reject transgenderism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 04:02 PM (GBKbO)

212 Did CNN hire Oberlin's law firm?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2024 04:02 PM (yTqdG)

213 >>> How is the Shelving Project moving along?
Posted by: garrett

stud finder found, battery found, first stud found. Also working on some other shelves that keep collapsing (in the laundry room), not sure what to do there. I found some studs but I don't know, looks like the shelves were up in there on the stud before but still pulled out from the wall. Guess I need a really long screw.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:02 PM (KRtlO)

214
Ace needs either a lentil or a chickpea.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024 04:02 PM (b4oSi)

215 Today is former president Dogeater's birthday.

What have you done to celebrate this milestone today?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2024 03:49 PM


Yesterday, actually. It pains me that this douchecanoe and I share a birthday. I mean, it's Sefton's birthday, too, but still...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 05, 2024 04:02 PM (ZANHd)

216 i'll put up a blank Cafe and allow Cat Ass Trophy to do the work on it.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:00 PM (KRtlO)

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That guy will hijack his own thread!

j/k

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at August 05, 2024 04:03 PM (HV/gM)

217 All the best animal videos are on sites run by leftists. Just one more march through the institutions...

Posted by: brak at August 05, 2024 04:03 PM (25k9m)

218 tonight's cafe will be submitted by Cat Ass Trophy. Give him some encouragement, he's boycotting half of the fucking internet so it may take him some time.

Posted by: ace
_________

Seriously? Has there ever been a guest maitre d?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 05, 2024 04:03 PM (Dm8we)

219 Guess I need a really long screw.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:02 PM (KRtlO)

Heh, don't we all.

Posted by: Peaches at August 05, 2024 04:03 PM (14URa)

220 I must have missed something.. Should I ask ?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2024 04:01 PM (IyPmt)

*grabs donna's arm, leads donna out

follow me, don't aksk questions...

Posted by: runner at August 05, 2024 04:03 PM (V13WU)

221 So, CNN's defense is " A pimp’s love is very different from that of a square"?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2024 04:03 PM (D7oie)

222 You know, free standing book shelves are a thing.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 05, 2024 04:03 PM (aD39U)

223 Oh to be on that jury and argue that the punitive damages must be high enough to discourage these mega media corporations from malicious defamation.

Posted by: PaleRider at August 05, 2024 04:03 PM (wTs+0)

224 The Nazis gave the Kaiser a pretty good funeral.
Posted by: Anna Puma


But it was full of Nazi insignia, contrary to Wilhelm's wishes.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 04:03 PM (v6JzV)

225
Cantilevers are an engineering marvel.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024 04:03 PM (b4oSi)

226 Yeah, but the Papal States in the 13th century recognized transgenderism. It was only after the establishment of America that they were colonized and forced to reject transgenderism.

Does this hat make my ass look fat?

Posted by: Pope Jazzhands McAddacocktome 1195-201 at August 05, 2024 04:03 PM (oZhjI)

227
Any current footage of Joey is Deep Fake Ai.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2024 04:01 PM


Not true.

Posted by: Tall Joe at August 05, 2024 04:03 PM (RKVpM)

228 216 stud finder found, battery found, first stud found. Also working on some other shelves that keep collapsing (in the laundry room), not sure what to do there. I found some studs but I don't know, looks like the shelves were up in there on the stud before but still pulled out from the wall. Guess I need a really long screw.
Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:02 PM (KRtlO)

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Are you not using wall anchors for a reason?

We have free-floating shelves, but they're all supported by wall anchors. Granted, we're not putting stuff like full bottles of laundry detergent on them in bulk, but it might work well enough for your needs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 04:04 PM (GBKbO)

229 A throuple with Janet Reno?

Ted had Janet squealing like a stuck pig.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 05, 2024 04:04 PM (Da7Vv)

230 >>Guess I need a really long screw.


Not It!

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2024 04:04 PM (BwNH5)

231
Britain's response was to stamp out the practice of burning women. How Imperialistic.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Indian: it is out custom.
Brit: It is our custom to hang people who adhere to that custom.
Indian: Well that's the end of that custom.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 05, 2024 04:04 PM (D/KNX)

232 Yesterday, actually. It pains me that this douchecanoe and I share a birthday. I mean, it's Sefton's birthday, too, but still...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 05, 2024 04:02 PM (ZANHd)



Sorry 'bout yer bad luck......


But Happy Belated, regardless.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)

233 Cantilevers are an engineering marvel.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024 04:03 PM (b4oSi)


So we're back to bras again.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 05, 2024 04:04 PM (aD39U)

234 218 Today is former president Dogeater's birthday.

What have you done to celebrate this milestone today?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2024 03:49 PM
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I have had two shits. Happy Birthday, Barry.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 05, 2024 04:04 PM (FmapG)

235 With a little prep time, I'd be willing to do a guest Café.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2024 04:04 PM (avPVA)

236 Next thing, CNN will tell us the thirteen soldiers killed in that bomb blast during our unceremonious bug-out deserved their fate, as they were violating Sharia law by simply being in Afghanistan.

"Losers and suckers", you might call them.

Posted by: Noam Sayen at August 05, 2024 04:04 PM (dkViS)

237 But it was full of Nazi insignia, contrary to Wilhelm's wishes.

He was dead so no standing to complain.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2024 04:04 PM (yTqdG)

238 You know, free standing book shelves are a thing.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 05, 2024 04:03 PM (aD39U)

exspecially Ikea ones. although they've been known to fall on people...

Posted by: runner at August 05, 2024 04:05 PM (V13WU)

239 >>>Are you not using wall anchors for a reason?

the wall anchors pull out of the dry wall. The dry walls are crumbly, maybe because they're next to the washer and dryer and get a lot of moisture?

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:05 PM (KRtlO)

240
According to Sharia law, we are all breaking the law at this moment by being un-enslaved and not paying a dhimmi tax.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 05, 2024 04:05 PM (qnek2)

241
i'll put up a blank Cafe and allow Cat Ass Trophy to do the work on it.

Posted by: ace


Awwww, shit. It'll be all cats and shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024 04:05 PM (b4oSi)

242 Does CNN want to deal with Anderson Cooper under Sharia Law?

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2024 04:05 PM (krQz2)

243 243 >>>Are you not using wall anchors for a reason?

the wall anchors pull out of the dry wall. The dry walls are crumbly, maybe because they're next to the washer and dryer and get a lot of moisture?
Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:05 PM (KRtlO)

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Fair enough in the laundry.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 04:05 PM (GBKbO)

244 Iran better have its internal repression ready for defcon 1 b/c a lot of interested Iranians might see an opportunity to slip the yoke.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 05, 2024 04:06 PM (KAi1n)

245 154 But keep feeding the beast with instagram links.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at

Sometimes you have to work with the same tool everyone else is. If I didn’t use insta heavily for my business, I would be sunk. I have a child to feed and clothe. We have to navigate in the real world.

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 04:06 PM (pZEOD)

246
A long screw into a stud...

Wait a minute, I gotta change my sock. Done.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at August 05, 2024 04:06 PM (RKVpM)

247 I must have missed something.. Should I ask ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2024 04:01 PM (IyPmt)

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Last line @ 154?

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at August 05, 2024 04:06 PM (HV/gM)

248 > By the way, good luck finding them on Rumble. Takes a lot of work and you have to sit through thirty seconds of ads for every ten second clip, but you're such a strong patriot with strong convictions about boycotts I'm sure you won't mind taking the forty minutes to do it.

I haven't watched an ad on YouTube in ages because of the magic of uBlock Origin. But Google NEEDS ads, so they created Manifest V3, which doesn't have all of the functionality of V2. They're finally rolling out Manifest V3 in Chrome and uBlock Origin won't work on it.

Someone created uBlock Lite for MV3, but its feature list is severely lacking. I could switch over to Firefox, but fuck Firefox. Maybe Brave?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 05, 2024 04:06 PM (Odg76)

249
What's with all these white kaffirs standing on Sharia law as if they know how it works anyway?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 05, 2024 04:06 PM (pgtWZ)

250
Cantilevers are an engineering marvel.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024 04:03 PM (b4oSi)

So we're back to bras again.
Posted by: G'rump928


I've never of thought of bras like that.
What a brilliant observation!

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024 04:06 PM (b4oSi)

251 Awwww, shit. It'll be all cats and shit.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024 04:05 PM (b4oSi)


Nothing but cat's asses.

and, apropos of nothing, don't feed garlic to cats. Apparently it is poison to them.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 05, 2024 04:06 PM (aD39U)

252 Bulwer Litthoek was a German hero from WWI who drove the British crazy in East Africa surrendering after the armistice. Hitler offered him the ambassadorship to UK. Bulwer declined.
About the time of Bulwers death in early sixties his nephew was asked if his uncle had told Hitler to go fuck himself
Nephews response , " yes, but I think it was much less polite"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2024 04:06 PM (kCLO6)

253 >>the wall anchors pull out of the dry wall. The dry walls are crumbly, maybe because they're next to the washer and dryer and get a lot of moisture?


Are these set-in in an alcove setting, or can you see the sides?
If they are set back and you have the relief, you can put up a ledger and anchor it to multiple studs.

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2024 04:06 PM (BwNH5)

254 But Happy Belated, regardless.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 04:04 PM


*fistbump*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 05, 2024 04:06 PM (ZANHd)

255 Cat Ass Trophy, it's very easy to order other people to do extra work, sitting through unskippable ads on Rumble to find five and ten and twelve second clips. But let's see if you're willing to do that work for the sake of your Princibuhls.

If you don't, then take a long, long time off from the comments, or I'll just ban you.

So either do the work or get gone. I'm tired of your bullshit.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:06 PM (KRtlO)

256 I've never of thought of bras like that.
What a brilliant observation!
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024 04:06 PM (b4oSi)


They are the Falling Waters of women's garments.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 05, 2024 04:07 PM (aD39U)

257 the wall anchors pull out of the dry wall. The dry walls are crumbly, maybe because they're next to the washer and dryer and get a lot of moisture?
Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:05 PM (KRtlO)
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Get a piece of plywood the right width and height for shelf bracket, anchor to studs and paint to match the walls.

Anchor shelves to plywood.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 05, 2024 04:07 PM (tT6L1)

258 Markets experienced a “Kamala Crash” today.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 05, 2024 04:07 PM (7ydyJ)

259 >>>
Are these set-in in an alcove setting, or can you see the sides?
If they are set back and you have the relief, you can put up a ledger and anchor it to multiple studs.

I was thinking about putting up runners to screw the shelf supports into.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:07 PM (KRtlO)

260
My experience with wall anchors is... don't. Anything more then a pound in pressure is gonna pull the wallboard apart.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 05, 2024 04:07 PM (RKVpM)

261 Nothing but cat's asses.

and, apropos of nothing, don't feed garlic to cats. Apparently it is poison to them.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 05, 2024 04:06 PM


Rubbing turpentine on their *sses is not recommended, either.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2024 04:07 PM (avPVA)

262 257 Lettow-Vorbeck. Paul von Lettow-Vorbeck.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 04:07 PM (v6JzV)

263 Don't Believe your Eyes, Checkbook, Wallet, Transitory Inflation of 30%, and your Savings Accounts......

This is the BEST ECONOMY in 5 Billion Years !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Franklin Stein at August 05, 2024 04:08 PM (/1UO6)

264 >>>Get a piece of plywood the right width and height for shelf bracket, anchor to studs and paint to match the walls.

i'm thinking that. Or just buying standing metal shelves from amazon.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:08 PM (KRtlO)

265 265
My experience with wall anchors is... don't. Anything more then a pound in pressure is gonna pull the wallboard apart.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 05, 2024 04:07 PM (RKVpM)

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I've never had one fail on me. I suspect it's because we don't ask too much of them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 04:08 PM (GBKbO)

266
Last line @ 154?
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at August 05, 2024 04:06 PM (HV/gM)


Thanks

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2024 04:08 PM (IyPmt)

267 Glad to see I'm not the only one that has to suffer through the stupid ads on Rumble to watch videos.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)

268 “ So either do the work or get gone. I'm tired of your bullshit.”

As are most of the commenters.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 05, 2024 04:08 PM (7ydyJ)

269 For many years, I foolishly boycotted Castro Convertibles because I assumed they were a front for the Havana Junta.

Posted by: Sorry, Bernadette at August 05, 2024 04:08 PM (CV8a5)

270 So sharia (lower case only for that crap) law's writ runs here now?

WTF?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 05, 2024 04:08 PM (YqDXo)

271 218
Yesterday, actually. It pains me that this douchecanoe and I share a birthday. I mean, it's Sefton's birthday, too, but still...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August

Happy birthday! He shares YOUR birthday. J.j. And you are way more important.

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 04:08 PM (pZEOD)

272 Guess I need a really long screw.
Posted by: ace
.......

That's what she told me at the picnic.

Posted by: wth at August 05, 2024 04:08 PM (v0R5T)

273
As are most of the commenters.
Posted by: Vengeance


You shut up.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024 04:09 PM (b4oSi)

274 273 As are most of the commenters.
Posted by: Vengeance at August 05, 2024 04:08 PM (7ydyJ)

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Eh. I like CAT.

But I'm an asshole.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 04:09 PM (GBKbO)

275 Maybe Brave?

Brave is the best ad-blocking browser out there right now

Posted by: brak at August 05, 2024 04:09 PM (25k9m)

276 relative to the earlier post, I just read the Daily mail article which says "Emhoff met Harris – then California’s Attorney General – when he was set up on a blind date by one of her friends in 2013. They married the following year." I talked to Doug at a party the year he got married to her. He showed me a wedding picture (her alone in her wedding dress) and either he or another friend who was talking with us told me they met on match.com. That stuck with me cuz I thought it was very bizarre.

Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2024 04:09 PM (YDB6U)

277 Thanks, Ace, for the Cafe pictures and stories. They're a welcome change of pace from all the bad news-but thanks for posing about that too.

And on another note, when will you be taking some real time off?. You work very time, but might it not be good to get away from ASHQ for week or so?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2024 04:09 PM (dTTBf)

278 CNN: Raoul Wallenberg breaks "Nacht und Nebel" laws in smuggling Hungarian Jews out of the country.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 05, 2024 04:09 PM (3Fz6p)

279 If CNN respects Sharia Law then they better cover their female anchors.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2024 04:09 PM (yTqdG)

280 Short skirt and a long jacket > a really long screw and a stud finder

Posted by: Cake at August 05, 2024 04:09 PM (oZhjI)

281 Was cat napping

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2024 04:09 PM (fwDg9)

282 Markets experienced a “Kamala Crash” today.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 05, 2024 04:07 PM (7ydyJ)
________________

It's going to be difficult to push blame for this onto Trump. Very difficult.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 05, 2024 04:10 PM (YqDXo)

283 My response is the following.......

Cackle....... Cackle.......... Cackle....... We must solve this problem with Abortion on Demand for any birthing capable person over the over the age 10 Years Old

Posted by: Kumala Harris at August 05, 2024 04:10 PM (/1UO6)

284 288 It's going to be difficult to push blame for this onto Trump. Very difficult.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 05, 2024 04:10 PM (YqDXo)

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And when it comes back in a few days, it'll be called the Kamala Economic Miracle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 04:10 PM (GBKbO)

285 Wait?

Kamala tried to blow the market margins?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2024 04:10 PM (yTqdG)

286
It's going to be difficult to push blame for this onto Trump. Very difficult.


The man planned his own fake assassination of course he can make the markets crash

Duh

Posted by: This is CNN at August 05, 2024 04:10 PM (oZhjI)

287 247 243 >>>Are you not using wall anchors for a reason?

the wall anchors pull out of the dry wall. The dry walls are crumbly, maybe because they're next to the washer and dryer and get a lot of moisture?
Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:05 PM (KRtlO)
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Ace, you need to anchor in studs. Try a goolag search for shelving systems. There is a lot of them but they are simple to install.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 05, 2024 04:10 PM (FmapG)

288 Markets experienced a “Kamala Crash” today.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 05, 2024 04:07 PM (7ydyJ)
________________

It's going to be difficult to push blame for this onto Trump. Very difficult.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 05, 2024 04:10 PM (YqDXo)
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But, no doubt, they are up to the challenge.

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2024 04:10 PM (krQz2)

289 i'm thinking that. Or just buying standing metal shelves from amazon.
Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:08 PM (KRtlO)
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I had a row of shelves collapse in a garage back when, Shelves were not put by me, by the way. Thought I should add that disclaimer, Anyway, the brackets themselves had punched through the sheet rock. I put the shelves back up using the method mentioned.

The nice thing about that method: Makes it easy to install future shelves.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 05, 2024 04:11 PM (tT6L1)

290 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2024 04:09 PM (dTTBf

Meant that you work very hard.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2024 04:11 PM (dTTBf)

291 It's going to be difficult to push blame for this onto Trump. Very difficult.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 05, 2024 04:10 PM


Pfft. Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: ,la & The MSM at August 05, 2024 04:11 PM (avPVA)

292 Has this been covered yet? Federal judge rules googlelag a monopoly for search and advertising.

https://tinyurl.com/27c525kh

The only thing that could make the day just a bit better is nuuz that dizknee has collapsed.

Posted by: Outside of Life at August 05, 2024 04:11 PM (89Sog)

293 How soon until the DOJ piles on Young and files FARA charges against him?

Posted by: Orson at August 05, 2024 04:11 PM (dIske)

294 Once the markets realized the Democrats really were serious about replacing the corpse with the cackle the Dow Jones epic crash was inevitable.

By the way, for some inexplicable reason Silver is also down big time today. Excellent buying opportunity.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 05, 2024 04:11 PM (Da7Vv)

295 they met on match.com. That stuck with me cuz I thought it was very bizarre.

Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2024 04:09 PM (YDB6U)

That's so cringe!

Posted by: Peaches at August 05, 2024 04:11 PM (14URa)

296 Wait?

Kamala tried to blow the market margins?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2024 04:10 PM (yTqdG)
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They followed her lead when she went down?

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2024 04:11 PM (krQz2)

297 I am in awe of anyone who can do anything with their hands, like carpentry.

I am horrible with any kind of tool or gadget. Looooong learning curve for me with anything mechanical.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 04:11 PM (v6JzV)

298 Aljazeera News, today

Iran’s Foreign Ministry spokesman Nasser Kanaani says Tehran is not looking to escalate regional tensions but it believes “punishing Israel is necessary” to prevent further instability.

It has little control?

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at August 05, 2024 04:11 PM (NFX2v)

299 > You know, free standing book shelves are a thing.

You're supposed to anchor free standing book shelves to the wall for safety. Question for the horde: Is an anchored free standing book shelf truly free standing?

No true free standing book shelf!

Posted by: bonhomme at August 05, 2024 04:12 PM (Odg76)

300 “ It's going to be difficult to push blame for this onto Trump. Very difficult.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 05, 2024 04:10 PM (YqDXo)”

The fundamentals underlying the correction are hard to avoid. Without the current Biden Harris economic ruin, including rampant inflation, energy prices and the high cost of consumer goods, directly attributable to the policies they have implemented, we wouldn’t be here.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 05, 2024 04:12 PM (7ydyJ)

301 by the way Instagram makes money when they serve you an ad when you BROWSE through the videos. So I'm being served ads, but none of you are, when I just link a single fucking link to you.

I'll expect the list of those links by 6:30, Cat Ass Trophy. Chop-chop. Better start early because Rumble has 99% political content, not silly animal videos, so it's going to take you a while to find 10-15 of them.

But you know best, right?

It's like all the screeching before Elon Musk bought Twitter -- I'm boycotting Twitter, provide ALTERNATE LINKS for me...

fuck you, fuck you right in your fucking brains, you cunts.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:13 PM (KRtlO)

302 So, you have money in a place called your 401k

It exists next to another place thing called a market crash. The market crash is a bigger thing. The market crash is a powerful thing. The market crash decided to invade a smaller thing called your 401k. So, basically, that’s wrong, and it goes against everything that we stand for.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 05, 2024 04:13 PM (oZhjI)

303 I am in awe of anyone who can do anything with their hands, like carpentry.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 04:11 PM (v6JzV)
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Shadow puppets?

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2024 04:13 PM (krQz2)

304 Top VP contender Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz no longer traveling to New Hampshire after schedule change. The "official" nomination of her as the Democratic Presidential nominee isn't until 6:00 pm Eastern time on Monday, and she has a rally tomorrow in PA with her VP.

But I'm so impressed with Gov. Shapiro!!! He's such a charismatic speaker! He stands in front of journalists and can dish out verbal slaps and punches directed at the republicon scum. He's a warrior! Just like Jamie Raskin!

So can Walz! The "weird" meme that has them on the defensive for a change came from him. And he says it with smile - while putting a knife in their back.

Does a VP who can sling barbs help as much as Kelly's resume? Gabby Giffords would neutralize any momentum that Dump received from the scratch on his ear.

I'm not rooting one over the other. Walz would be a fantastic choice! I just love the new combative Democratic Party! We need to leave bruises on these fascists mf'ers. Rhetorically speaking (although, if I'm on the jury, someone who punches a nazi in the face, will walk free as a bird).

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 05, 2024 04:14 PM (JCZqz)

305
fuck you, fuck you right in your fucking brains, you cunts.
Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:13 PM (KRtlO)


Slowly backs out of room...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2024 04:14 PM (IyPmt)

306 Speaking of other people doing the work, Ace, have you thought of hiring someone to do the shelving? You are busy, it’s okay to outsource. In fact, I am hiring someone to finish a paint job because I am tired of looking at it and I don’t want to do it 😂

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 04:14 PM (pZEOD)

307
Doesn't Sharia Law also say all Adulterers and Homosexuals must be put to death ????
Posted by: Franklin Stein at August 05, 2024 03:55 PM (/1UO6)



"Queers for Palestine" vs Pali Cro Magnons.

I have plenty of popcorn, please tell me that the video is in glorious 4k.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 05, 2024 04:14 PM (y9nCu)

308
Maybe Ace should take a break from the DIY stuff for the night....

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024 04:14 PM (b4oSi)

309 Wow, I'm fairly new here, but I don't think I've ever seen Ace this pissed off.

Note to self: NEVER piss Ace off.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 04:14 PM (v6JzV)

310 >>>Speaking of other people doing the work, Ace, have you thought of hiring someone to do the shelving? You are busy, it’s okay to outsource. In fact, I am hiring someone to finish a paint job because I am tired of looking at it and I don’t want to do it

I did but it feels so unmanly!

it's like inviting a guy into my home so he can cuck me

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:15 PM (KRtlO)

311 >>fuck you, fuck you right in your fucking brains, you cunts.


Ace has some serious issues with Wall Anchors.

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2024 04:15 PM (BwNH5)

312 #KamalaCrash is trending on X.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 05, 2024 04:15 PM (Da7Vv)

313 Why did they hate this guy so much?
Posted by: El Mariachi at August 05, 2024 03:56 PM (nLFEI)


Biden and the white house claimed that there was nothing to do to save the people left behind, they were lost and nothing could be done about it - so sad.
Then all sorts of people with local knowledge snuck people out, and some of the abandoned dogs.

He made Biden look bad, and look like a weak, traitorous, lying fool who decided to look away from his obligations and duties.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2024 04:15 PM (D7oie)

314 Does a VP who can sling barbs help as much as Kelly's resume? Gabby Giffords would neutralize any momentum that Dump received from the scratch on his ear.

nice one

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2024 04:15 PM (IyPmt)

315
So we're back to bras again.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Is this wrong?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 05, 2024 04:15 PM (D/KNX)

316 But I'm so impressed with Gov. Shapiro!!! He's such a charismatic speaker! He stands in front of journalists and can dish out verbal slaps and punches directed at the republicon scum. He's a warrior! Just like Jamie Raskin!
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 05, 2024 04:14 PM (JCZqz)
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Has to be parody, right? Raskin is one step above pond scum and two steps above Adam Schiff.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 05, 2024 04:16 PM (tT6L1)

317 it's like inviting a guy into my home so he can cuck me
Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:15 PM (KRtlO)



Both handymen and drifters are available on CraigsList.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 05, 2024 04:16 PM (aD39U)

318 Personally I am waiting for everything to crash at some point, the debt is way beyond ever getting back to even.

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2024 04:16 PM (fwDg9)

319 I did but it feels so unmanly!

it's like inviting a guy into my home so he can cuck me


Meh it stops the wife from asking why you are spending all our money on pokemon cards and HoHos.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at August 05, 2024 04:16 PM (oZhjI)

320 @257 thx you are correct. What he did in East Africa was amazing

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2024 04:16 PM (kCLO6)

321 Speaking of other people doing the work, Ace, have you thought of hiring someone to do the shelving? You are busy, it’s okay to outsource. In fact, I am hiring someone to finish a paint job because I am tired of looking at it and I don’t want to do it 😂
Posted by: Piper

Don't you teach Mr. Miyagi-style paint-the-fence classes?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 04:16 PM (v6JzV)

322
You install a free standing oven, you're gonna get a special device to screw into a stud. Kids have a way of f'in up any system. Oh, let me open the oven door and stand on it to see what's dinner.

Yeah, I'd secure book shelves.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 05, 2024 04:16 PM (RKVpM)

323 269 >>>Get a piece of plywood the right width and height for shelf bracket, anchor to studs and paint to match the walls.

i'm thinking that. Or just buying standing metal shelves from amazon.
Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:08 PM

I just bought some of those for my garage, stainless steel? They have to put together though so I'm waiting for my guy to put them together.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 05, 2024 04:16 PM (uHd5d)

324 I am in awe of anyone who can do anything with their hands, like carpentry.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 04:11 PM (v6JzV)

Well, hey there!

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin has soft hands at August 05, 2024 04:17 PM (YDB6U)

325 seriously has anyone tried searching for animal and travel videos on Rumble? You have to sit through two rounds of ads just to SEE the video to even determine if it's worth considering.

that's a real time-sink. That's not something I can do in a half hour. That's serious time.

But I need to do that because Cat Ass Trophy is boycotting instagram and twitter and the concept of "just skipping the cafe for his principles" has never occurred to him. I have to search out alternate links just for him.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:17 PM (KRtlO)

326 fuck you, fuck you right in your fucking brains, you cunts.
Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:13 PM (KRtlO)



The wrath.

It's spreading.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)

327 This sort of talk seems like a threat to Our Democracy TM:

http://tiny.cc/7gsdzz

Posted by: bonhomme at August 05, 2024 04:17 PM (Odg76)

328 You are busy, it’s okay to outsource. In fact, I am hiring someone to finish a paint job because I am tired of looking at it and I don’t want to do it 😂

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 04:14 PM (pZEOD)

The problem is, it can be very hard to find someone who isn't 1) killin' time before their sentencing date, 2) never done a single useful thing and thinks of you as an "earn while you learn" opportunity, 3) just needs some drug money for the weekend. Don't ask me how I know, just trust that it's been expensive.

Posted by: Peaches at August 05, 2024 04:18 PM (14URa)

329 The shelves in my barn came from Sam's Club and are rated for 10 thousand freaking pounds.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 05, 2024 04:18 PM (aD39U)

330 1. CNN loses.
2. CNN goes bankrupt
3. CNN's accountants minimize the payout to no more than $10 million
4. Some oligarch buys it out of bankruptcy for a dollar.
5. CNN continues doing what it does.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2024 04:18 PM (HnUIn)

331 it's like inviting a guy into my home so he can cuck me
Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:15 PM (KRtlO)
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What if the guy in question also takes you to the range and introduces you to lead therapy?

Think of it as more of a learning experience. Expert advice on shelves and guns.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 05, 2024 04:18 PM (tT6L1)

332 >>Yeah, I'd secure book shelves.


Where's the fun in that?

Live Dangerously.

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2024 04:18 PM (BwNH5)

333 >>>seriously has anyone tried searching for animal and travel videos on Rumble? You have to sit through two rounds of ads just to SEE the video to even determine if it's worth considering.

by the way, I HAVE tried it, in reaction to the bitching of several years ago. My conclusion: It's too hard and takes too long. Too few vids, of poor quality, and way too much waiting for ads to play to even see what the video is.

IF people insist on that, I'll just stop the cafe, period. The cafe is something I want to finish in 15-25 minutes. I'm not going to fucking work an hour on it. That's what Cat Ass Trophy and the complainers are really asking for.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:18 PM (KRtlO)

334 330 I am in awe of anyone who can do anything with their hands, like carpentry.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 04:11 PM (v6JzV)


I hate you all.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 05, 2024 04:18 PM (PiwSw)

335 With a little prep time, I'd be willing to do a guest Café.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2024 04:04 PM (avPVA)

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It's a trap!

/Just don't let Akbar do one ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at August 05, 2024 04:18 PM (HV/gM)

336 327. Don't you teach Mr. Miyagi-style paint-the-fence classes?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024

Not even close. I teach classes that result in a Pure Barre shelf. That is as close as I get. You can google it.

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 04:19 PM (pZEOD)

337
i'm thinking that. Or just buying standing metal shelves from amazon.
Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:08 PM



I've had a few of the "metro racks" I've used in the past. Sturdy and easy to set up.

They work alright.

https://is.gd/lZ3EoL

Can be pricy tho.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)

338 "Today is former president Dogeater's birthday."
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And stock markets around the world are celebrating.

Posted by: Dirk Manley at August 05, 2024 04:19 PM (s9A8r)

339 just needs some drug money for the weekend. Don't ask me how I know, just trust that it's been expensive.

I've hurried one of these guys before.

He wasn't terrible but...just make sure you only pay him AFTER the job is done.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2024 04:19 PM (oZhjI)

340 they met on match.com. That stuck with me cuz I thought it was very bizarre.

Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2024 04:09 PM (YDB6U)

That's so cringe!
Posted by: Peaches at August 05, 2024 04:11 PM (14URa)

Mainly it struck me as odd because Kamaallala was already high profile and Doug was doing pretty well, too.

Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2024 04:19 PM (YDB6U)

341 Rumble definitely needs a new interface. And more vids.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 05, 2024 04:19 PM (aD39U)

342 Has the Taliban been taken off the Terror list? Because if not, then CNN is aiding and abetting Terrorists by supporting their claim to be a legal government (by making Laws).

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 05, 2024 04:19 PM (xaFKb)

343 I think the Ewok hit his thumb with a hammer. Do Ewoks have thumbs?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2024 04:20 PM (kCLO6)

344 just needs some drug money for the weekend. Don't ask me how I know, just trust that it's been expensive.

I've hurried one of these guys before.

He wasn't terrible but...just make sure you only pay him AFTER the job is done.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2024 04:19 PM (oZhjI)


We still talking about CraigsList drifters?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 05, 2024 04:20 PM (aD39U)

345 Just got here and started reading comments from the bottom up...big mistake.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 05, 2024 04:20 PM (ZtyUu)

346 CNN facing punitive damages is the feel good story of the day.

Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2024 04:20 PM (YDB6U)

347 206 The Nazis gave the Kaiser a pretty good funeral. And the Kaiser's son was captured by the Allies at the end of World War II for serving Germany.
*********

The Kaiser died in exile in Doorn, the Netherlands, in 1941 and was buried there in a private family ceremony.

Two of his sons were treated as POWS at the end of the war, but not "because" they served Germany, which as German citizens they had every right to do. They were not held as war criminals, and were eventually released along with other POWS held by the Allied powers.

Posted by: Noam Sayen at August 05, 2024 04:20 PM (dkViS)

348 216 >>> How is the Shelving Project moving along?
Posted by: garrett

stud finder found, battery found, first stud found. Also working on some other shelves that keep collapsing (in the laundry room), not sure what to do there. I found some studs but I don't know, looks like the shelves were up in there on the stud before but still pulled out from the wall. Guess I need a really long screw.
Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:02 PM (KRtlO)

Search the web for cabinet mounting screws. Gotta catch a stud with them, but they won't pull out of stud. Don't need to pre drill.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 05, 2024 04:20 PM (uBBbP)

349 341 With a little prep time, I'd be willing to do a guest Café.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2024 04:04 PM (avPVA)
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It's a trap!

/Just don't let Akbar do one ...
Posted by: ShainS

What horrors would be unleashed upon clicking "continue reading"?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 05, 2024 04:20 PM (JCZqz)

350 44 So...should we revisit the several million GIs who fought in Europe and charge them with violating the Nuremberg laws?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 05, 2024 03:34 PM (d9fT1)

Conversely, the Nurmberg trials after the war must all be illegitimate, since all of the death camp guards and their compadres were operating in complete accordance with German Law at the time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2024 04:20 PM (wyMQY)

351 >>> 232
========

Are you not using wall anchors for a reason?

We have free-floating shelves, but they're all supported by wall anchors. Granted, we're not putting stuff like full bottles of laundry detergent on them in bulk, but it might work well enough for your needs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 04:04 PM (GBKbO)

The only thing I will have on my wall shelf (when I finally put it up) will be a cat.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 05, 2024 04:20 PM (FnneF)

352
I hate you all.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 05, 2024 04:18 PM (PiwSw)


Boohoo poor little miss lost her arm.

My asshole is literally sticking through my mouth right now.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at August 05, 2024 04:21 PM (oZhjI)

353 But I need to do that because Cat Ass Trophy is boycotting instagram and twitter and the concept of "just skipping the cafe for his principles" has never occurred to him. I have to search out alternate links just for him.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:17 PM (KRtlO)



These are the times where we suggest he start his own blog so he can set the rules.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)

354 I'm confused. Is this talk of racks a continuation of the boob thread, or just of Ace's shelving project?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 04:21 PM (v6JzV)

355 >>>With a little prep time, I'd be willing to do a guest Café.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

The All Bat Cafe?

Well maybe some time soon! It might be a nice break for me!

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:21 PM (KRtlO)

356 True Fact : Ewok have 5 Opposable Digits.

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2024 04:21 PM (BwNH5)

357 Note to self: NEVER piss Ace off.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 04:14 PM


Wait until you disappoint him.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2024 04:21 PM (a3Q+t)

358 Another part in all this...there have been Christian theocracies - the Papal States, the Teutonic Order, various German Bishoprics, etc. None of them looked like the how the left pictures a Christian Theocracy.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2024 04:01 PM (oZhjI)


generally Christian theocracies just drop the need to appeal to the church to find legitimacy to rule and do it directly.
The one that does is the Spanish in the 17th and 18th century with the Holy Inquisition, but in that case the temporal authority was so mired in foreign wars, internal finance issues, problems with self rule concerns in the colonies and palace intrigues that the Inquisition gained undue power by intimidating the crown and promising to keep the unrest squelched.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2024 04:21 PM (D7oie)

359 339
IF people insist on that, I'll just stop the cafe, period. The cafe is something I want to finish in 15-25 minutes. I'm not going to fucking work an hour on it. That's what Cat Ass Trophy and the complainers are really asking for.
Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024

Please don’t. You owe me nothing, obviously, but this is now a ritual with me and the kiddo. It’s decompression in a really crazy world. Maybe I don’t count because I am not anti insta at all, though.

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 04:21 PM (pZEOD)

360 IF people insist on that, I'll just stop the cafe, period.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:18 PM (KRtlO)

Please don't do that, Ace. It's always a cherished blessing in an otherwise increasingly shitstorm of the day.

Posted by: Peaches at August 05, 2024 04:22 PM (14URa)

361 Not even close. I teach classes that result in a Pure Barre shelf. That is as close as I get. You can google it.
Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 04:19 PM (pZEOD)


Go on....

and pictures

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 05, 2024 04:22 PM (NtVYv)

362 >>>Search the web for cabinet mounting screws. Gotta catch a stud with them, but they won't pull out of stud. Don't need to pre drill.

these dry walls are really crumbling and they've failed multiple times. (It doesn't help that the shelves were a bit overloaded, of course.)

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:22 PM (KRtlO)

363 Jones got hit with a billion, this should be 500 billion.

Posted by: Crazy at August 05, 2024 04:22 PM (EES2L)

364
It's going to be difficult to push blame for this onto Trump. Very difficult.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 05, 2024 04:10 PM


Trump sabotaged Teh Ewok's shelving???

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 05, 2024 04:22 PM (y9nCu)

365 Holy shit... just looked... Afghan Taliban is NOT on the Terror list.

Which would make the whole damn war on terror act moot... even though they still use it to justify all the foreign interventions.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 05, 2024 04:22 PM (xaFKb)

366 IF people insist on that, I'll just stop the cafe, period.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:18 PM (KRtlO)


I like the cafe

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 05, 2024 04:22 PM (NtVYv)

367 the wall anchors pull out of the dry wall. The dry walls are crumbly, maybe because they're next to the washer and dryer and get a lot of moisture?
Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:05 PM (KRtlO)
__________________

Wall anchors are not suitable for shelves. Weight placed at the front edge of a shelf will generate a lot of torque on the shelf, and will result in pulling out the wall anchor. Fasten the shelf brackets to studs and there'll be no problem.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 05, 2024 04:22 PM (YqDXo)

368
Live Dangerously.

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2024 04:18 PM


Depends. You have kids or grandkids around? You ever hear a toddler tumble down a flight of stairs? I have.

Kids do simple shit.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 05, 2024 04:22 PM (RKVpM)

369 Crimes against sharia law? I guess CNNt's lawyer went to Yale.

Posted by: Yale Sharia Lawyer Guild at August 05, 2024 04:22 PM (1wdUl)

370

I've had a few of the "metro racks" I've used in the past. Sturdy and easy to set up.

They work alright.

https://is.gd/lZ3EoL

Can be pricy tho.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)

I bought some of those type from uline too for a linen closet. I bought the stainless ones. I have them in my laundry room and they hold a lot of heavy stuff.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 05, 2024 04:22 PM (uHd5d)

371 But I need to do that because Cat Ass Trophy is boycotting instagram and twitter and the concept of "just skipping the cafe for his principles" has never occurred to him. I have to search out alternate links just for him.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:17 PM (KRtlO)

What's wrong with X ?

Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2024 04:22 PM (YDB6U)

372 368 these dry walls are really crumbling and they've failed multiple times. (It doesn't help that the shelves were a bit overloaded, of course.)
Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:22 PM (KRtlO)

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Really, an ice chest would be best for hobo bodies.

Leaving them on shelves is just untidy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 04:22 PM (GBKbO)

373 The All Bat Café?

Well maybe some time soon! It might be a nice break for me!
Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:21 PM


Happy to. CBD has my email.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2024 04:23 PM (a3Q+t)

374 What horrors would be unleashed upon clicking "continue reading"?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 05, 2024 04:20 PM (JCZqz)
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Great Cthulhu rising from the sea?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 05, 2024 04:23 PM (3Fz6p)

375 You install a free standing oven, you're gonna get a special device to screw into a stud. Kids have a way of f'in up any system. Oh, let me open the oven door and stand on it to see what's dinner.

Yeah, I'd secure book shelves.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 05, 2024 04:16 PM (RKVpM)

Depends - do you like your kids?

Posted by: Could go either way. Just saying. at August 05, 2024 04:23 PM (q1Zxb)

376 ... (It doesn't help that the shelves were a bit overloaded, of course.)
Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:22 PM (KRtlO)
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Overloading is the nature of shelves. They exist, therefore they are overloaded. Anything from chip-board crap to industrial racking, I've never seen - or owned - a non-overloaded shelf...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2024 04:23 PM (HnUIn)

377 Leftists are in bed with Muslims

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2024 04:23 PM (fwDg9)

378 >>Depends. You have kids or grandkids around?


Never. Ever.

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2024 04:23 PM (BwNH5)

379 I like the cafe
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 05, 2024 04:22 PM (NtVYv)

I've not participated but My husband looks at it and really likes it.

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2024 04:23 PM (IyPmt)

380 IF people insist on that, I'll just stop the cafe, period. The cafe is something I want to finish in 15-25 minutes. I'm not going to fucking work an hour on it. That's what Cat Ass Trophy and the complainers are really asking for.
Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024
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I saw Cat Ass Trophy and the Complainers open for Styx at The Waterloo in 77.

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2024 04:23 PM (krQz2)

381 Just got here and started reading comments from the bottom up...big mistake.


Same.

The Fuck

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 05, 2024 04:24 PM (U8kCF)

382 So, the crash started today, but there's still shelving talk going on. Soon, we will have to burn books, shelving, and all just to get through winter. Melamine shelving burns hot, but the fumes are to die for.

Posted by: Gage and DeSoto at August 05, 2024 04:24 PM (CV8a5)

383 >>> 256
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and, apropos of nothing, don't feed garlic to cats. Apparently it is poison to them.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 05, 2024 04:06 PM (aD39U)

No garlic or onion for *most* four-legged critters and I think poultry too. OTOH cows can eat oniony things without any harm but you don't want a dairy cow doing that.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 05, 2024 04:24 PM (FnneF)

384 I think we need a quiet Disney or poll thread...

But until then, hey, how about that Civil War?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 04:24 PM (v6JzV)

385 388 So, the crash started today, but there's still shelving talk going on. Soon, we will have to burn books, shelving, and all just to get through winter. Melamine shelving burns hot, but the fumes are to die for.
Posted by: Gage and DeSoto at August 05, 2024 04:24 PM (CV8a5)

=======

Look on the bright side:

Peak Julie Christie will be all alone come winter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 04:24 PM (GBKbO)

386 Home Depot has some nice fully assembled bookcases.

Anything free standing - bookcases, bureaus that might tip needs anchoring.

Ck. many freestanding stoves. They often come with anchoring kits so they won't tip.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at August 05, 2024 04:24 PM (NFX2v)

387 Overloading is the nature of shelves. They exist, therefore they are overloaded. Anything from chip-board crap to industrial racking, I've never seen - or owned - a non-overloaded shelf...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2024 04:23 PM (HnUIn)
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A horizontal, flat surface collects things.

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2024 04:24 PM (krQz2)

388 these dry walls are really crumbling and they've failed multiple times. (It doesn't help that the shelves were a bit overloaded, of course.)
Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:22 PM (KRtlO)

I put plywood runners under the heavy duty ones for my wife. I just bought the the heavy duty welded brackets and used lag bolts on the runners

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 05, 2024 04:25 PM (NtVYv)

389 Leftists are in bed with Muslims

But its not gay as long as we are pitching

Posted by: The Muslims at August 05, 2024 04:25 PM (oZhjI)

390 And Ace has been trying to be so positive of late in his post openings ... which I appreciated in my continuing 5-year bout of depression.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at August 05, 2024 04:25 PM (HV/gM)

391 359 But I need to do that because Cat Ass Trophy is boycotting instagram and twitter and the concept of "just skipping the cafe for his principles" has never occurred to him. I have to search out alternate links just for him.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:17 PM (KRtlO)

twitter (X) works just fine for me. IG can be annoying once in a while, but it doesn't matter to me. The links you put up are great.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2024 04:25 PM (wyMQY)

392
sorry to rant but I'm so tired of the armchair quarterbacks. If any of you want to see how much content the approved site Rumble has, please, check it out. See how long it takes you to find 15 GOOD cafe videos -- you're going to have to watch a lot of ads just to find one video worth posting, and it's going to take you a while just to find them.

Rumble is for political content banned by the gaywad main sites. People are not going to Rumble to start their own animal and photography channels. that stuff is noncontroversial so they just put it on IG and Twitter.

but a lot of people "know" things without bothering to actually put their "knowledge" to the test, so Cat Ass Trophy and others are just sure that Rumble is filled with alternative animal video content and I'm just stiffing Rumble because I Hate Patriotism and Love Censorship and Zuckerbucks.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:25 PM (KRtlO)

393 Yeah, I'd secure book shelves.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 05, 2024 04:16 PM (RKVpM)
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I have a small divot in my forehead as a result of unsecured shelves.

Well, not unsecured. More like "extremely dangerous." My folks had shelves consisting of planks laid across vertical cinder blocks. I climbed them. The inevitable happened.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2024 04:25 PM (HnUIn)

394 It hadn't occurred to me that Twitter snd Instagram cared if I watched at link there.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 05, 2024 04:25 PM (U8kCF)

395 334 The problem is, it can be very hard to find someone who isn't 1) killin' time before their sentencing date, 2) never done a single useful thing and thinks of you as an "earn while you learn" opportunity, 3) just needs some drug money for the weekend. Don't ask me how I know, just trust that it's been expensive.
Posted by: Peaches at August

I was thinking more from companies who do this, like Certa Pro. If I hired Jack off the street, he would move in and never leave. That is how my life works!

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 04:25 PM (p4NUW)

396 Wet work used to refer to targeted assassinations on foreign soil. The wet was blood.
New and improved wet work. Used media cut outs and murder someone's reputation and business. The wet is ink not blood.

Posted by: Progress by progressives at August 05, 2024 04:26 PM (QB3IK)

397 Leftists are in bed with Muslims

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2024 04:23 PM (fwDg9)
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They prefer the bottom.

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2024 04:26 PM (krQz2)

398 The All Bat Cafe?

Well maybe some time soon! It might be a nice break for me!
Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:21 PM (KRtlO)'


ace , I am begging you , with tears in my eyes, do not listen to that madman !!

Posted by: runner at August 05, 2024 04:26 PM (V13WU)

399 399 Well, not unsecured. More like "extremely dangerous." My folks had shelves consisting of planks laid across vertical cinder blocks. I climbed them. The inevitable happened.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2024 04:25 PM (HnUIn)

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You scored with Kate Upton?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 04:26 PM (GBKbO)

400 381 You install a free standing oven, you're gonna get a special device to screw into a stud. Kids have a way of f'in up any system. Oh, let me open the oven door and stand on it to see what's dinner.

Yeah, I'd secure book shelves.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 05, 2024 04:16 PM (RKVpM)

Depends - do you like your kids?
Posted by: Could go either way. Just saying. at August 05, 2024 04:23 PM (q1Zxb)

One of my kids pulled the tv cabinet down on his whole body, tv and everything. I picked that thing up like it was a pillow. He was fine, thankfully. Me...not so much.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 05, 2024 04:26 PM (uHd5d)

401 , so Cat Ass Trophy and others are just sure that Rumble is filled with alternative animal video content and I'm just stiffing Rumble because I Hate Patriotism and Love Censorship and Zuckerbucks.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:25 PM (KRtlO)


I laughed.. Is that wrong ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2024 04:26 PM (IyPmt)

402 368 >>>Search the web for cabinet mounting screws. Gotta catch a stud with them, but they won't pull out of stud. Don't need to pre drill.

these dry walls are really crumbling and they've failed multiple times. (It doesn't help that the shelves were a bit overloaded, of course.)
Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:22 PM (KRtlO)

Well, let's not start shelving each others decks just yet.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 05, 2024 04:26 PM (DPFop)

403 Throw up an open thread and go do something, anything fun- ace.

Blog will be here when you get back.

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2024 04:26 PM (BwNH5)

404 303 I am in awe of anyone who can do anything with their hands, like carpentry.

I am horrible with any kind of tool or gadget. Looooong learning curve for me with anything mechanical.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Once you can fashion a rudimentary lathe, half the problem is licked.

Posted by: Harbor Freight at August 05, 2024 04:26 PM (CV8a5)

405 You scored with Kate Upton?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 04:26 PM (GBKbO)
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Huh. We have wildly different expectations of the inevitable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2024 04:27 PM (HnUIn)

406
I used wall anchors to support a toilet paper holder. On two occasions people used it to support themselves getting off the toilet. Big ass wall anchors. Tore the wallboard off the wall.

I finally tore the wall board off and put a cross stud in. Two inch screws all around.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 05, 2024 04:27 PM (RKVpM)

407 409 Throw up an open thread and go do something, anything fun- ace.

Blog will be here when you get back.
Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2024 04:26 PM (BwNH5)

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Play Wii Fit?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 04:27 PM (GBKbO)

408 It’s true, we don’t hate journalists enough.

Posted by: Advo at August 05, 2024 04:27 PM (jO4mz)

409 I've got some links I'd like to lay on a Cafe.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at August 05, 2024 04:27 PM (vFG9F)

410 411 You scored with Kate Upton?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 04:26 PM (GBKbO)
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Huh. We have wildly different expectations of the inevitable.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2024 04:27 PM (HnUIn)

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It's my read of determinism.

(as a side note: I do not understand determinism.)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 04:27 PM (GBKbO)

411 Oh, we're doing purity poses.

Yeah, I don't do that ever since the kids made fun of me for buying Hunts Catsup

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 05, 2024 04:27 PM (U8kCF)

412 It’s true, we don’t hate journalists enough.
Posted by: Advo at August 05, 2024 04:27 PM (jO4mz)
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It's impossible. If you can solve the paradox, you might win a Nobel Prize.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2024 04:27 PM (HnUIn)

413 >>>But I need to do that because Cat Ass Trophy is boycotting instagram and twitter and the concept of "just skipping the cafe for his principles" has never occurred to him. I have to search out alternate links just for him.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:17 PM (KRtlO)

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I mostly skip the cafe, sadly, because I don't do X or IG anymore. Can't imagine complaining about that.

Posted by: Turn 2 at August 05, 2024 04:28 PM (JfxgE)

414 Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024

I think most people quitw enjoy the Cafe and probably don't care where the links come from. If we were all going to be purists about everything we'd be sitting in our houses probably buying and consuming nothing---and then we'd die--

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2024 04:28 PM (dTTBf)

415
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Play Wii Fit?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 04:27 PM (GBKbO)



Watch Wii Fit girl on loop for 30 minutes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)

416 373 the wall anchors pull out of the dry wall. The dry walls are crumbly, maybe because they're next to the washer and dryer and get a lot of moisture?
Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:05 PM (KRtlO)
__________________

Wall anchors are not suitable for shelves. Weight placed at the front edge of a shelf will generate a lot of torque on the shelf, and will result in pulling out the wall anchor. Fasten the shelf brackets to studs and there'll be no problem.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 05, 2024 04:22 PM (YqDXo)

Wherever drywall meets at a corner, there is a crapton of stud mater behind it. You can get screws into stud solidly in corners very easily.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 05, 2024 04:28 PM (uBBbP)

417 I've got some links I'd like to lay on a Cafe.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at August 05, 2024 04:27 PM (vFG9F)

no , you do not.

Posted by: runner at August 05, 2024 04:28 PM (V13WU)

418 IF people insist on that, I'll just stop the cafe, period.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:18 PM (KRtlO)


I like the cafe
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 05, 2024 04:22 PM (NtVYv)


Clearly, you are an unregistered agent for Big Penquin.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 05, 2024 04:28 PM (aD39U)

419 stud finder found, battery found, first stud found. Also working on some other shelves that keep collapsing (in the laundry room), not sure what to do there. I found some studs but I don't know, looks like the shelves were up in there on the stud before but still pulled out from the wall. Guess I need a really long screw.
Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:02 PM (KRtlO)
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Be damned sure you're hitting the center of the stud. It's all too easy to put a screw in a grazing incidence on a stud, and that would explain how the screw pulled out. Use the stud finder to find the left and right margins of the stud, and place the screw midway between the margins.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 05, 2024 04:28 PM (YqDXo)

420 407 , so Cat Ass Trophy and others are just sure that Rumble is filled with alternative animal video content and I'm just stiffing Rumble because I Hate Patriotism and Love Censorship and Zuckerbucks.

Posted by: ace

Pornhub also has a lot of "alternative animal video content", if that's what you're into.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 05, 2024 04:28 PM (JCZqz)

421 industrial racking, I've never seen - or owned - a non-overloaded shelf...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2024 04:23 PM (HnUIn)

I’ve had to try and rate storage shelves in industrial facilities before (OSHA reqs). They never never never calc out well.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 05, 2024 04:28 PM (6K6uz)

422 By the way searching DDG for "Saint Pancakes" does NOT return Rachel Corrie but if you add one word "Saint Pancakes Palestine" it does...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2024 04:28 PM (oZhjI)

423 A horizontal, flat surface collects things.
Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2024 04:24 PM (krQz2)


OH NO YOU DINT!!

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at August 05, 2024 04:28 PM (PiwSw)

424 420 Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024

I think most people quitw enjoy the Cafe and probably don't care where the links come from. If we were all going to be purists about everything we'd be sitting in our houses probably buying and consuming nothing---and then we'd die--
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2024 04:28 PM (dTTBf)

This. Keep up the cafe.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 05, 2024 04:29 PM (uBBbP)

425 I love the Cafe & look forward to it every weekday.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at August 05, 2024 04:29 PM (NFX2v)

426 It's my read of determinism.

(as a side note: I do not understand determinism.)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 04:27 PM (GBKbO)

I have a “choose determinism” shirt. It has a single die on it, all sides showing 3.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 05, 2024 04:29 PM (6K6uz)

427 You install a free standing oven, you're gonna get a special device to screw into a stud. Kids have a way of f'in up any system. Oh, let me open the oven door and stand on it to see what's dinner.

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House we bought in 2009 had a broken oven door spring, and broken dishwasher door spring. They were directly across from each other. Best guess is kids jumping from one to the other, pretending kitchen floor was kava.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 05, 2024 04:29 PM (8AONa)

428 So instead of a Hail Mary, CNN is trying a Hail Sharia

Posted by: H&E at August 05, 2024 04:30 PM (H4YPp)

429 You guys are really pushing for an all London Boys Cafe, with Yoko singing backup

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 05, 2024 04:30 PM (NtVYv)

430 > And Ace has been trying to be so positive of late in his post openings ... which I appreciated in my continuing 5-year bout of depression.

I take 30mg/day of Paxil. On top of that, when I'm eating OK at maintenance calories and working out five days a week, my mood is really good.

If you're not doing something like that, you may want to look into it. Life can be so much better!

Posted by: bonhomme at August 05, 2024 04:30 PM (Odg76)

431 CNN should just honor kill their staff

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 05, 2024 04:30 PM (U8kCF)

432 >>>OTOH cows can eat oniony things without any harm but you don't want a dairy cow doing that.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 05, 2024 04:24 PM

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(fist pump) yes.

Posted by: Napoleon Dynamite at August 05, 2024 04:31 PM (wzAuc)

433 373 the wall anchors pull out of the dry wall. The dry walls are crumbly, maybe because they're next to the washer and dryer and get a lot of moisture?
Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:05 PM (KRtlO)

one of the worst things I ever heard from a Doctor (it was an oral surgeon) was when I was getting two implants because of a hidden abscess in the upper jaw that had been there a while. It was supposed to be done quick, ended up taking 3 surgeries and 2 bone grafts (finally worked) after the 2nd graft, when I woke up expecting it be finished, I asked rather indignantly why I had to have a 2nd bone graft in the same spot. He was quite nice about it (and I was still groggy from anasthesia) and he said "do you know what drywall looks like when it gets wet and just starts to crumble? Well when I got up into that part of your jaw, that's what the bone there was like." Yikes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2024 04:31 PM (wyMQY)

434 So instead of a Hail Mary, CNN is trying a Hail Sharia

So so close but the word you are looking for is "Satan"...Hail Satan

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2024 04:31 PM (oZhjI)

435 House we bought in 2009 had a broken oven door spring, and broken dishwasher door spring. They were directly across from each other. Best guess is kids jumping from one to the other, pretending kitchen floor was kava.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 05, 2024 04:29 PM (8AONa)
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Kava would make a terrible flooring material. Installed fresh, it would rot and attract bugs. Installed dry, it would crumble and attract bugs. You'd be replacing it every few days. Plus, you'd probably pass out while installing it. It would be especially terrible for a kitchen.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2024 04:31 PM (HnUIn)

436 I was thinking about putting up runners to screw the shelf supports into.
Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:07 PM (KRtlO)


That will work. If you want to be fancy you could fill in the area below those runners with bead board to the mop board at the foot of the wall to make it look like you have a sort of wainscotting. Very classy, I painted mine white and it brightens up the room. If you use a washable paint or a spar varnish you can clean up those soap splashes that always seem to get on the wall easier too.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2024 04:31 PM (D7oie)

437 I generally don't make it to the cafe because my day-drinking has caught up with me by then.

But sometimes I wake up in time to post a couple of desultory comments on the ONT before falling back asleep.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 04:31 PM (v6JzV)

438 435 You guys are really pushing for an all London Boys Cafe, with Yoko singing backup
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 05, 2024 04:30 PM (NtVYv)

Long cat and ottoman guy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 05, 2024 04:31 PM (uHd5d)

439 I store my weights on metal shelves rated 5oo pounds per shelf in the studio. I just lined them with wood to protect the weights and viola. I still put the heavy ones on the bottom shelf and lighter as they go up.

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 04:31 PM (p4NUW)

440 Pornhub also has a lot of "alternative animal video content", if that's what you're into.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 05, 2024 04:28 PM (JCZqz)
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https://youtu.be/uRJZfwDgNTM?t=11

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2024 04:31 PM (krQz2)

441
Play Wii Fit?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Ace has a Wii Fit girl and hasn't told us?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 05, 2024 04:32 PM (D/KNX)

442 Another restaurant chain bankrupt. Buca di Beppo.

JC Penny too. Kamalanomics yall!

Posted by: fd at August 05, 2024 04:32 PM (vFG9F)

443 It's suttee, not sati.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 05, 2024 04:32 PM (XMwZJ)

444 If we don't allow the shelving to take out the stupid children among us, how will we ever get rid of them?

Posted by: Worried Dad at August 05, 2024 04:32 PM (CV8a5)

445 447
Play Wii Fit?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Ace has a Wii Fit girl and hasn't told us?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 05, 2024 04:32 PM (D/KNX)

========

I still maintain the theory that ace is married to a smoking hot brunette with the most annoying, grating, irritating Boston accent imaginable.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 04:32 PM (GBKbO)

446 I love the Cafe!

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 05, 2024 04:32 PM (Vvh2V)

447 Lettow-Vorbeck. Paul von Lettow-Vorbeck.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 04:07 PM (v6JzV)


He was resupplied by Zeppelin.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2024 04:32 PM (D7oie)

448 still put the heavy ones on the bottom shelf and lighter as they go up.

Not something Kamala would think of, so there's that.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 05, 2024 04:32 PM (U8kCF)

449 and just starts to crumble? Well when I got up into that part of your jaw, that's what the bone there was like." Yikes.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2024 04:31 PM (wyMQY)

TMI TMI, danger danger.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 05, 2024 04:33 PM (uHd5d)

450 434 So instead of a Hail Mary, CNN is trying a Hail Sharia
Posted by: H&E

A "Hail Muhammed", or maybe "Hail Aisha", as she's considered the "Mother of the Faith". CNN could be just as brave and progressive as the French Olympics, and maybe have a diverse cast reenact their wedding ceremony...when she was six, and he was in his 40s. Or, when he consummated the marriage when she was nine.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 05, 2024 04:33 PM (JCZqz)

451 I, personally, don't care where cafe penguin videos come from. they can come from yan dex and telegram for all I care....

Posted by: runner at August 05, 2024 04:33 PM (V13WU)

452 >> industrial racking

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2024 04:23 PM

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The man knows of what he speaks.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 05, 2024 04:33 PM (wzAuc)

453 445 I store my weights on metal shelves rated 5oo pounds per shelf in the studio. I just lined them with wood to protect the weights and viola. I still put the heavy ones on the bottom shelf and lighter as they go up.
Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 04:31 PM (p4NUW)

I have come across storage shelves that have fine print stating that you can only load a single shelf to the max load, and that the others should be empty. Not saying yours is like that, just that it is a thing.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 05, 2024 04:33 PM (6K6uz)

454
This. Keep up the cafe.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

First time Cuthbert has made sense!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 05, 2024 04:34 PM (D/KNX)

455 We have nice things here… don’t screw up our nice things here…

Posted by: tubal at August 05, 2024 04:34 PM (PCK5/)

456 I just lined them with wood to protect the weights and viola.
Posted by: Piper

You play the viola? Cool!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 04:34 PM (v6JzV)

457 My Mother in Law fell yesterday and shattered her femur near her hip. I saw the XRay and it's not pretty. She's in surgery now.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 05, 2024 04:34 PM (Odg76)

458 I still maintain the theory that ace is married to a smoking hot brunette with the most annoying, grating, irritating Boston accent imaginable.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 04:32 PM (GBKbO)

For whatever reason, I can stand a Boston accent much more than the NYC accent.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 05, 2024 04:35 PM (6K6uz)

459
Be damned sure you're hitting the center of the stud. It's all too easy to put a screw in a grazing incidence on a stud, and that would explain how the screw pulled out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 05, 2024 04:28 PM


I find the nail/screw then use a finishing nail and hammer left and right to find the exact center of the stud. I recently added a shower door to the master bath that easily weighed a hundred pounds. No way I was taking a chance on anything other then the center of that stud.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 05, 2024 04:35 PM (RKVpM)

460
I just lined them with wood to protect the weights and viola.

You play the viola?

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024 04:35 PM (b4oSi)

461 434 So instead of a Hail Mary, CNN is trying a Hail Sharia

you know who else liked to hail things?

Posted by: anachronda at August 05, 2024 04:35 PM (Pk+76)

462 We adopted Sharia Law so fast I hardly realized it.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at August 05, 2024 04:35 PM (xaNfJ)

463 451 447
Play Wii Fit?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Ace has a Wii Fit girl and hasn't told us?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 05, 2024 04:32 PM (D/KNX)

========

I still maintain the theory that ace is married to a smoking hot brunette with the most annoying, grating, irritating Boston accent imaginable.


We're all rich and banging 10's here

Posted by: Clara Edwards at August 05, 2024 04:35 PM (og5mY)

464 I have some shelves that are rated Chris Chistie. I store my SUV on them.

Posted by: Dirk Manley at August 05, 2024 04:35 PM (G7N/s)

465 industrial racking

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Speaking of which, your girls have been thin on the ground today.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 04:35 PM (v6JzV)

466 466
I just lined them with wood to protect the weights and viola.

You play the viola?
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024 04:35 PM (b4oSi)

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Made of solid gold. Won it in a contest with the devil down in Georgia.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 04:35 PM (GBKbO)

467 > For whatever reason, I can stand a Boston accent much more than the NYC accent.

The Boston accent sounds retahded.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 05, 2024 04:36 PM (Odg76)

468 466
I just lined them with wood to protect the weights and viola.

You play the viola?
Posted by: Soothsayer at August

No, I just can’t spell. It’s a sign of secret genius.

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 04:36 PM (p4NUW)

469 industrial racking

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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Boob thread?

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2024 04:36 PM (krQz2)

470 For whatever reason, I can stand a Boston accent much more than the NYC accent.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 05, 2024 04:35 PM (6K6uz)
++++
I'll take the total opposite of that. The NYC regional accents - especially Long Island, but I'll include Brooklyn and northern NJ in the mix, though much less so the Bronx - can be downright sexy on a woman. A thick Boston accent takes any woman down at least six points.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2024 04:36 PM (HnUIn)

471 Café is French. Please to not forget the accented é.

Posted by: Apu Crusher at August 05, 2024 04:36 PM (a3Q+t)

472 448 Another restaurant chain bankrupt. Buca di Beppo.

JC Penny too. Kamalanomics yall!

Posted by: fd at August 05, 2024 04:32 PM (vFG9F)

I quite liked Buca di Beppo the couple of times I ate there. JC Penney, though, they should be roasting on spit in hell. Never was a customer there but right after my cat corked off, I ordered a bedding set, it was hideous, I never even took it out of the original packaging. Sent it back the very next day. They received it the next day. A full month later, they're still dicking me around and finally decide they can't issue a credit back to my AmEx and are sending me a check - a check, srsly mofos? Honestly, no fate is too cruel for them.

Posted by: Peaches at August 05, 2024 04:36 PM (14URa)

473 Guess I need a really long screw.

Posted by: ace
===
I don't think he's talking about a fastener...

Posted by: Progress by progressives at August 05, 2024 04:37 PM (QB3IK)

474 This scantily-clad brunette with nice teeth is wary of shelves:
http://tiny.cc/5isdzz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2024 04:37 PM (HnUIn)

475 The cafe has to take you way more than 15-25 minutes on average to prepare, and it's pretty much an open thread anyway. I love the pics and links, but come here for your commentary.

Pass off the cafe full time to cobs and guests.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 05, 2024 04:37 PM (Dm8we)

476 I take 30mg/day of Paxil. On top of that, when I'm eating OK at maintenance calories and working out five days a week, my mood is really good.

If you're not doing something like that, you may want to look into it. Life can be so much better!
Posted by: bonhomme

Don't do it! They put the Pax in the air on Miranda, and look what happened!!

Posted by: Mal Reynolds at August 05, 2024 04:37 PM (JCZqz)

477 So, CNN, when did you stop beating your wife?

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2024 04:37 PM (tlsIq)

478 463 My Mother in Law fell yesterday and shattered her femur near her hip. I saw the XRay and it's not pretty. She's in surgery now.
Posted by: bonhomme at August

Oh no! I am so sorry.

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 04:37 PM (p4NUW)

479 Somewhere around Waltham is an entire warehouse full of R's.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 05, 2024 04:37 PM (PiwSw)

480 So… what IS the sexiest accent… this must be asked and settled..

Posted by: tubal at August 05, 2024 04:37 PM (PCK5/)

481 463 My Mother in Law fell yesterday and shattered her femur near her hip. I saw the XRay and it's not pretty. She's in surgery now.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 05, 2024 04:34 PM (Odg76)

I'm sorry, prayers.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 05, 2024 04:38 PM (uHd5d)

482 So… what IS the sexiest accent… this must be asked and settled..
Posted by: tubal at August 05, 2024 04:37 PM (PCK5/)
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The longbow accent.
The 9mm accent.
Etc.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2024 04:38 PM (HnUIn)

483 OT, but I noticed that 8 of 10 of my Amazon "saved" items have decreased in price, while 2 have increased. Interesting.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 05, 2024 04:38 PM (w6EFb)

484 nood cornbread

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 05, 2024 04:38 PM (UCRjB)

485
So, CNN, when did you stop beating your wife?

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2024 04:37 PM (tlsIq)
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Life partner.

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2024 04:38 PM (krQz2)

486 486 So… what IS the sexiest accent… this must be asked and settled..

Posted by: tubal at August 05, 2024 04:37 PM (PCK5/)

Italian.

Posted by: Peaches at August 05, 2024 04:38 PM (14URa)

487 486 So… what IS the sexiest accent… this must be asked and settled..
Posted by: tubal at August 05, 2024 04:37 PM (PCK5/)

(Insert the Merovingian’s diatribe on the French language here)

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 05, 2024 04:38 PM (WTFYU)

488 In my culture there is no CNN and anyone who worked for CNN during the last decade is deemed unemployable.

That's my culture and CNN should respect my culture.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 05, 2024 04:38 PM (2f07m)

489 http://tiny.cc/5isdzz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Gack, navel piercing!

Otherwise lovely, though.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 04:39 PM (v6JzV)

490 400 It hadn't occurred to me that Twitter snd Instagram cared if I watched at link there.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 05, 2024 04:25 PM (U8kCF)

I never comment on the Café because it's while I'm busy making dinner and then eating with hubby, no devices allowed at dinner. But while I'm stirring the food, etc. I usually check out the links. I don't do x or ig, but I have no problem looking at cute critter content.

Since I don't have a linked account to either I never get ads or anything so I've always hoped it was stiffing both platforms of revenue.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 05, 2024 04:39 PM (RLLZj)

491 I still maintain the theory that ace is married to a smoking hot brunette with the most annoying, grating, irritating Boston accent imaginable.
_______________

One that makes you pine for Yoko Ono's greatest hits?

It's easy to mimic the Boston accent: just hold your tongue while you talk. What comes out is a pretty good approximation to a Boston accent. Throw in some nasality, and you've got it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 05, 2024 04:39 PM (YqDXo)

492 The neighbors are replacing their roof with a metal one. I don’t hear banging….if there aren’t a bunch of guys on the roof, I am going to get in the pool and get some sun.

Y’all enjoy.

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 04:40 PM (p4NUW)

493 463 My Mother in Law fell yesterday and shattered her femur near her hip. I saw the XRay and it's not pretty. She's in surgery now.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 05, 2024 04:34 PM (Odg76)

I'm sorry, prayers.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 05, 2024 04:38 PM (uHd5d)

Same here, bonhomme - prayers for all of you, including the surgeons.

We're doing everything possible to prevent the MiL from falling.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 05, 2024 04:40 PM (w6EFb)

494 That defense should result in triple the punitive damages if heard by a jury.

The plaintiff attorneys should should give the defense attorneys part of their winner’s fees.

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2024 04:40 PM (B1dzx)

495 I'll take the total opposite of that. The NYC regional accents - especially Long Island, but I'll include Brooklyn and northern NJ in the mix, though much less so the Bronx - can be downright sexy on a woman. A thick Boston accent takes any woman down at least six points.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2024 04:36 PM (HnUIn)

Oh. My. God!

Posted by: Janice Litman-Goralnik at August 05, 2024 04:41 PM (VGRuw)

496 Ace, if you can't find your stud finder, magnets work

Posted by: wodun at August 05, 2024 04:41 PM (kmNtT)

497 422 Wherever drywall meets at a corner, there is a crapton of stud mater behind it.

stud tater > stud mater

Posted by: anachronda at August 05, 2024 04:42 PM (Pk+76)

498 Fran Drescher has the best accent on the planet. In her nanny voice, I mean. Mr. Sheffield liked it, too. I'm partial to Debbie Harry's NJ accent too.

Posted by: Rockin' Mel Slurp at August 05, 2024 04:43 PM (CV8a5)

499 I did but it feels so unmanly!

it's like inviting a guy into my home so he can cuck me
Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:15 PM (KRtlO)

*nervous LOL*

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at August 05, 2024 04:43 PM (g8Ew8)

500 All of the northeastern accents are hard on my ears, as I'm sure my drawl is on theirs, but the Bronx accent takes the cake. Especially if they're Puerto Rican on top if it.

Years ago, I worked for a company with a Home Office somewhere in NYC. The main IT guy worked there; he was fron da Bronx, and we would literally have to go through someone else until we got used to each other's accents.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 05, 2024 04:44 PM (Vvh2V)

501 I still maintain the theory that ace is married to a smoking hot brunette with the most annoying, grating, irritating Boston accent imaginable. /i]

Comb heah honey. I wanna go to the packy and get some beeeaaaahhh for the wicket queeeeeaahh party we're going to in hahvahd. Coooooommmmmmeeeee On! Just a few Saaaaams. And some White clawhwhs

Posted by: A Boston girlfriend at August 05, 2024 04:44 PM (oZhjI)

502 Nood liars

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2024 04:46 PM (oZhjI)

503 Mu mom says as a child, I would run from the room with my hands over my ears when Ted Kwnnedy came on the TV, but I have a dear friend from Boston now, and find the accent endearing.

Bronx, though, wowzers.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 05, 2024 04:47 PM (Vvh2V)

504 I would hang myself long before I'd consider a girlfriend from Boston.

Posted by: Ready For My Homegoing at August 05, 2024 04:47 PM (CV8a5)

505 Joe Mannix - my kingdom for an auto correct that doesn't think "maybe he wants the obscure word. Let's go with that. "

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 05, 2024 04:47 PM (8AONa)

506 I would hang myself long before I'd consider a girlfriend from Boston.
Posted by: Ready For My Homegoing at August 05, 2024 04:47 PM (CV8a5)


*fistbump*

Posted by: David Carradine at August 05, 2024 04:48 PM (aD39U)

507 "we're in Evil Clown World, we're in Marxist Will-to-Power World, we're in Orwell's World, so only right-leaning outlets are covering this."

So what. Sarah Hoyt has falsely accussed a Marine of Stolen Valor and no one on the Right cares.

Posted by: Fen at August 05, 2024 04:50 PM (+8q/b)

508 "Fuck you, fuck you right in your fucking brains, you cunts."

-- Stuff Jefferson Said, Vol VII

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 05, 2024 04:52 PM (BEAj6)

509 Malicious too. I've offered to provide my DD214 as proof, Goyt refuses to look at it and retract her libel.

I get trolled at Insty for talking about it - "no one cares" "go kill yourself" when im trying to resolve this without shooting her in the face. You can't help me Ace? I'm afraid to ask. I need to believe there's still someone worth fighting for. Maybe you just didnt see this

Posted by: Fen at August 05, 2024 04:57 PM (+8q/b)

510
Just dump a bunch of videos from JiggleTits McGee in the Cafe. Along with a mute button.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 05, 2024 05:01 PM (y9nCu)

511 Love to be on that jury.

Posted by: Jane at August 05, 2024 08:33 PM (bXvrr)

512 We are a bunch of volunteers and starting a new scheme in our community.
Your website offered us with useful info to work on. You've
performed a formidable activity and our whole group shall be
thankful to you.

Posted by: alternative medicine at August 17, 2024 12:57 PM (N3ShP)

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